NEW PLAN: Kill Them With Kindness - Ark Fjordur
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neebs: Hey guys, have you seen the latest episode of Ark Fjordur? It's called 'NEW PLAN: Kill Them With Kindness.'
simon: Oh yeah, that one's a classic! I love how they try to take down the Alpha Tribe with nothing but hugs and rainbows.
appsro: Haha, yeah, it's hilarious to watch them fail miserably and end up getting wrecked by a bunch of noobs.
neebs: But hey, at least they went out with a smile on their faces, right? Who knew kindness could be so deadly in Ark Survival Evolved!
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| Caption | Start | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| [Music] | 0.19 | 6.23 |
| okay I'm attaching boom I'm attached | 3.2 | 5.08 |
| okay you coming yep no I'm with you | 6.42 | 3.66 |
| let's go all right hold your breath hold | 8.28 | 3.96 |
| on here we go all right straight up once | 10.08 | 3.599 |
| we get out this cage I think this will | 12.24 | 3.0 |
| be easier than when we came in because | 13.679 | 3.061 |
| there should be more straightforward | 15.24 | 3.36 |
| yeah and also yeah remember where this | 16.74 | 3.44 |
| place is please | 18.6 | 4.14 |
| I've made little notes all right we | 20.18 | 4.179 |
| should do it watch out for those healthy | 22.74 | 3.779 |
| fish please God I hate this are we clear | 24.359 | 4.141 |
| I see a shark I'm gonna start I'm gonna | 26.519 | 4.741 |
| get into the surface get home baby all | 28.5 | 4.5 |
| right how's my oxygen yep come on | 31.26 | 4.1 |
| Surface | 33.0 | 2.36 |
| I'm doing good I'm doing good all right | 37.28 | 4.72 |
| I got a breath all right hang on I did | 39.54 | 5.039 |
| see uh Jellyfish over to one side but I | 42.0 | 4.98 |
| think we're good sharks following you | 44.579 | 4.021 |
| yep do have a shark oh my God I would | 46.98 | 3.12 |
| love to catch that son of a [ __ ] okay | 48.6 | 3.9 |
| here we go this is our place right here | 50.1 | 4.2 |
| what we need we need another one of | 52.5 | 4.199 |
| these so we can both have one okay and | 54.3 | 4.5 |
| what else I gotta get to the boat yeah | 56.699 | 3.601 |
| oh man yeah I want to see once you see | 58.8 | 3.72 |
| our plants are doing should we split up | 60.3 | 3.66 |
| for a minute or you want to come with me | 62.52 | 3.24 |
| how would I go with you yeah you don't | 63.96 | 3.12 |
| know I already took the grapple off yeah | 65.76 | 2.94 |
| why don't we get the beaver first well I | 67.08 | 3.66 |
| can't leave this guy alone well don't I | 68.7 | 3.419 |
| can't take him you'll see how slow he is | 70.74 | 3.9 |
| on the land look at this | 72.119 | 4.32 |
| guy we can leave him right up there in | 74.64 | 3.32 |
| the woods and then go get another beaver | 76.439 | 4.021 |
| I don't want to lose this guy what do | 77.96 | 4.6 |
| you want to do is the question you go up | 80.46 | 3.839 |
| there I'll go check on the boat okay | 82.56 | 3.18 |
| copy that I'm gonna try to get another | 84.299 | 4.261 |
| Beaver okay you got enough drinks I'll | 85.74 | 6.8 |
| build I'll get some more okay good luck | 88.56 | 6.43 |
| are you a man | 92.54 | 3.01 |
| [Music] | 94.99 | 1.77 |
| [Applause] | 95.55 | 5.369 |
| [Music] | 96.76 | 4.159 |
| [Music] | 116.63 | 3.07 |
| [Music] | 123.56 | 6.4 |
| foreign | 126.96 | 3.0 |
| [Applause] | 132.68 | 3.099 |
| [Music] | 143.36 | 3.739 |
| but uh I'm curious that cave intrigues | 148.099 | 7.661 |
| me I looked in there briefly and I can't | 152.34 | 6.479 |
| help but think what happens when I go | 155.76 | 8.22 |
| down in let's see hey friend no yeah let | 158.819 | 8.401 |
| me uh because it looked kind of tame so | 163.98 | 5.7 |
| I'm gonna check it out we'll be fine go | 167.22 | 5.7 |
| to bed we've got everything we need so | 169.68 | 5.16 |
| there was a terminal over here that's | 172.92 | 5.459 |
| fine that's nothing man fast as [ __ ] boy | 174.84 | 6.899 |
| fast as [ __ ] let's see let's see I go | 178.379 | 6.72 |
| around now it looked a little hairy over | 181.739 | 6.261 |
| here I wish I could fly in here okay | 185.099 | 8.28 |
| let's just take a look-see oh man oh man | 188.0 | 7.959 |
| this is nice it's like uh some | 193.379 | 5.521 |
| aberration [ __ ] Crystal [ __ ] if this | 195.959 | 5.041 |
| falls through like I don't want this to | 198.9 | 4.979 |
| be a track right you know man what's up | 201.0 | 5.04 |
| there I don't know I know there's bats | 203.879 | 5.401 |
| in this game not my style oh however I I | 206.04 | 6.66 |
| appreciate bats now the ones that eat | 209.28 | 4.5 |
| mosquitoes | 212.7 | 3.48 |
| cause kiddos can go [ __ ] themselves ooh | 213.78 | 3.959 |
| almost fell off it all right here we go | 216.18 | 5.779 |
| that's nope okay okay | 217.739 | 9.0 |
| this is probably stupid by the way bats | 221.959 | 8.14 |
| all right no bats where in the hell is | 226.739 | 6.121 |
| this going that's I better pull out a | 230.099 | 6.14 |
| weapon right here bam okay okay okay | 232.86 | 6.799 |
| bats all right it's pretty clear hello | 236.239 | 7.901 |
| 44. don't kill me looking good normally | 239.659 | 6.461 |
| we there'd be | 244.14 | 3.48 |
| [ __ ] | 246.12 | 4.14 |
| there's a door I'm guessing that goes | 247.62 | 6.179 |
| nowhere but this ah all right can I get | 250.26 | 7.379 |
| come on a jump master I'm a jump daddy | 253.799 | 7.801 |
| get me up there normal oh okay what the | 257.639 | 6.961 |
| [ __ ] is this place that's I'm just gonna | 261.6 | 6.379 |
| Venture in you know | 264.6 | 3.379 |
| [Music] | 268.31 | 7.51 |
| Simon yes sir today's a special day is | 271.22 | 7.539 |
| it yeah we are going to kick in with | 275.82 | 6.24 |
| Operation Smile we're gonna bring love | 278.759 | 5.701 |
| and happiness and support to the land | 282.06 | 4.38 |
| there's a lot of nasty things out there | 284.46 | 4.98 |
| there are a lot of nasty things what uh | 286.44 | 5.1 |
| now didn't you say smile was an acronym | 289.44 | 4.199 |
| yeah I'll tell you later what that means | 291.54 | 4.379 |
| oh really you're gonna make me wait yeah | 293.639 | 4.141 |
| why not well just in case you give a | 295.919 | 4.201 |
| [ __ ] lizzo's doing fine I'm happy to | 297.78 | 5.78 |
| hear that a couple million | 300.12 | 3.44 |
| [Music] | 304.13 | 11.23 |
| you don't even know who lizzo is | 312.44 | 5.38 |
| damn right I do it said | 315.36 | 5.76 |
| creature of ours yes the little flying | 317.82 | 5.76 |
| baby almost mature ah well I'm gonna go | 321.12 | 3.419 |
| ahead and | 323.58 | 3.78 |
| get this started and I know you are soon | 324.539 | 4.321 |
| whenever you're ready go do your thing | 327.36 | 3.72 |
| man I've I've got loaded up I'm ready to | 328.86 | 4.14 |
| start the mission see you're doing it | 331.08 | 4.08 |
| all on your own oh I figure we're going | 333.0 | 3.78 |
| to cover more space if we split up with | 335.16 | 3.479 |
| it I know but I mean why would we put | 336.78 | 3.419 |
| them right by each other I don't know I | 338.639 | 2.881 |
| mean maybe we could be a part of the | 340.199 | 3.481 |
| experience together you just | 341.52 | 4.2 |
| no I'm trying to be more efficient my | 343.68 | 3.299 |
| friend | 345.72 | 4.5 |
| yeah okay well enjoy your smile love | 346.979 | 5.701 |
| comes from the heart it does that's | 350.22 | 3.78 |
| that's a good one you're gonna put that | 352.68 | 3.78 |
| on a sign no that's | 354.0 | 4.32 |
| that's a good one I'm stealing it it's | 356.46 | 4.14 |
| as cliche as you get Dude Love does come | 358.32 | 5.64 |
| from the heart yeah yeah kill him with | 360.6 | 7.98 |
| kindness or a bullet yeah | 363.96 | 4.62 |
| all right you hang out right there buddy | 371.72 | 6.46 |
| I'll be is it safe to morphodon okay | 374.4 | 7.44 |
| close that all right no uh oh there's an | 378.18 | 6.0 |
| argentavis up there so this is set to | 381.84 | 5.579 |
| survivors team oh he's coming in me all | 384.18 | 4.739 |
| right I just want to make sure these are | 387.419 | 3.601 |
| mature all right I don't need to hang | 388.919 | 3.9 |
| out here I don't think come on stopping | 391.02 | 3.36 |
| y'all know at least we got some | 392.819 | 4.38 |
| protection here we good we're good man | 394.38 | 5.52 |
| it's hard to see driving you okay anyway | 397.199 | 4.921 |
| let's head back let's go help app sir I | 399.9 | 3.799 |
| love it | 402.12 | 4.199 |
| all right Terrence we're about to answer | 403.699 | 4.78 |
| the age-old question can you knock out a | 406.319 | 5.22 |
| beaver with a slingshot | 408.479 | 5.881 |
| drink arrows oh what's in this Beaver | 411.539 | 4.561 |
| Dam oh is that oh boom took a little | 414.36 | 3.48 |
| cementing paint and I'm running all | 416.1 | 3.18 |
| right Terrence all right that pissed him | 417.84 | 3.0 |
| off all right got too much weight on you | 419.28 | 3.18 |
| all right where are they at oh yeah here | 420.84 | 3.66 |
| you come hey over here a couple of them | 422.46 | 4.94 |
| oh oh | 424.5 | 2.9 |
| why don't you just chase me over here Mr | 428.419 | 5.161 |
| Beaver whoops | 431.039 | 5.581 |
| beaver trap works like a damn charm all | 433.58 | 5.559 |
| right stay there buddy blap love the | 436.62 | 3.84 |
| slingshot | 439.139 | 2.941 |
| you don't have any favorite friends are | 440.46 | 4.22 |
| gonna come get me do you stay over there | 442.08 | 5.88 |
| all right go down the slingshot does add | 444.68 | 6.34 |
| torpork right yeah I'll hit you with a | 447.96 | 5.579 |
| trink air just in case there you go oh | 451.02 | 5.0 |
| what's that Terence | 453.539 | 4.921 |
| what is Terrance doing whatever I'll | 456.02 | 3.88 |
| figure that out in a minute I hate the | 458.46 | 2.88 |
| birds in this game they never act like | 459.9 | 4.04 |
| you want them too | 461.34 | 2.6 |
| there you go come on I swear to God if | 464.66 | 5.62 |
| you break that wall there you go wait no | 467.46 | 5.22 |
| oh you're running oh that's a good sign | 470.28 | 5.039 |
| that means you're about to go down come | 472.68 | 5.7 |
| out just just just take it all right I'm | 475.319 | 5.961 |
| out of drink darts | 478.38 | 2.9 |
| [Music] | 493.27 | 3.14 |
| I guess this is where I die maybe is | 501.259 | 7.0 |
| that a clock what is that is this place | 504.599 | 5.701 |
| is crazy | 508.259 | 4.921 |
| still don't see any bats this is really | 510.3 | 7.08 |
| big this is really big I guess uh this | 513.18 | 6.06 |
| is a way right | 517.38 | 6.599 |
| is a tomb man there is way too many like | 519.24 | 7.26 |
| that this seems like I'm gonna die for | 523.979 | 6.54 |
| sure 100 percent right hello | 526.5 | 6.959 |
| assume what can I do here all right just | 530.519 | 5.461 |
| speed run this is [ __ ] that's useless | 533.459 | 5.401 |
| here there's nothing nothing all right | 535.98 | 5.4 |
| Speed Run and then I'm gonna make it out | 538.86 | 6.18 |
| and get some Argentine like multiple | 541.38 | 6.8 |
| like all of them | 545.04 | 3.14 |
| how's it going on your end Simon great | 552.839 | 4.021 |
| great just laid down my first sign oh | 554.76 | 5.519 |
| good good yep yep yep uh this is good do | 556.86 | 5.94 |
| you like it yeah yeah it's uh two | 560.279 | 4.5 |
| tablespoons of peanut butter spread on | 562.8 | 3.479 |
| one piece of bread | 564.779 | 4.321 |
| one tablespoon of jelly or Jam spread on | 566.279 | 4.381 |
| another slice of bed put together with | 569.1 | 3.48 |
| spreads facing each other and enjoy I | 570.66 | 4.04 |
| got | 572.58 | 2.12 |
| doesn't that make you smile | 575.82 | 4.019 |
| okay because it's like a little kid | 578.16 | 3.78 |
| thing right like oh yeah remember peanut | 579.839 | 4.201 |
| butter and jelly you know yeah yeah I do | 581.94 | 4.62 |
| who would forget yeah I still eat it on | 584.04 | 5.28 |
| a regular basis I gave them a box little | 586.56 | 4.8 |
| gift oh the meat already went bad oh | 589.32 | 4.38 |
| yeah well it's got some some hide and | 591.36 | 4.02 |
| two blueprints in it | 593.7 | 4.44 |
| it's four four well good I'm sure sure | 595.38 | 5.28 |
| they won't enjoy them they want metal | 598.14 | 4.98 |
| foundation and a mentor | 600.66 | 4.56 |
| this is making me feel very | 603.12 | 3.659 |
| feel really excited it is maybe we | 605.22 | 3.059 |
| should try to give them something that | 606.779 | 4.081 |
| they would we enjoy though like I mean | 608.279 | 5.161 |
| beside like like you know I've got | 610.86 | 4.08 |
| something oh yeah | 613.44 | 3.12 |
| I'm doing this I got I got something for | 614.94 | 3.42 |
| the next batch great and then you know | 616.56 | 3.0 |
| at some point you'll tell me what the | 618.36 | 3.659 |
| acronym stands for oh yeah for sure that | 619.56 | 4.5 |
| sounds like a good episode closer yeah | 622.019 | 3.481 |
| oh really you know you're gonna make me | 624.06 | 4.02 |
| wait that long maybe | 625.5 | 4.56 |
| better be worth it | 628.08 | 4.819 |
| foreign | 630.06 | 2.839 |
| there we go stay low buddy stay low here | 634.339 | 6.94 |
| we go that's true yo what's up hey I'm | 638.1 | 4.34 |
| back | 641.279 | 5.221 |
| good the plants are mature fantastic you | 642.44 | 5.92 |
| see the new member of our team oh yeah | 646.5 | 4.68 |
| what is it 192. that's so good yeah no | 648.36 | 4.74 |
| this is a this is a very nice squirty | 651.18 | 4.8 |
| Beaver squirty squirty and soppy let's | 653.1 | 5.88 |
| see so pumping the health up oh wait uh | 655.98 | 5.16 |
| wait I always use more weight what do | 658.98 | 3.479 |
| you think melee damage you know what | 661.14 | 3.78 |
| movement speed speed real fast speed and | 662.459 | 5.341 |
| weight and then now boom saddle oh you | 664.92 | 4.5 |
| got the saddle already I do because I'm | 667.8 | 4.08 |
| resourceful heck yeah man okay so we | 669.42 | 4.8 |
| need we need uh we can leave your bird | 671.88 | 3.78 |
| here or put it somewhere else oh | 674.22 | 2.94 |
| Terrence | 675.66 | 3.66 |
| let's do Terence really yeah put | 677.16 | 4.859 |
| Terrance too soon man is it | 679.32 | 4.92 |
| what Terence died Terence Trent Darby | 682.019 | 4.141 |
| okay I don't know who that is that was | 684.24 | 5.339 |
| my bird oh okay okay well this is | 686.16 | 4.679 |
| another Terrace all right well let's | 689.579 | 2.76 |
| move him away from this base because we | 690.839 | 3.421 |
| need this base too yeah no we'll hide so | 692.339 | 2.701 |
| what do you want to do we'll hide | 694.26 | 2.519 |
| Terence and then uh start riding the | 695.04 | 2.88 |
| beaver somewhere tell you what I'll get | 696.779 | 3.661 |
| uh Terence too to follow me and then I | 697.92 | 4.32 |
| can escort you yeah sure your bird's | 700.44 | 3.66 |
| names what's your bird's name toots | 702.24 | 4.31 |
| toots okay Toots and Terence yeah gotcha | 704.1 | 5.49 |
| [Music] | 706.55 | 3.04 |
| all right there's a little something for | 711.019 | 7.241 |
| them what we got here so we got Ebola a | 714.36 | 6.539 |
| little skin oh that's nice of you oh hey | 718.26 | 5.639 |
| hey how are you I'm good I just put a um | 720.899 | 5.88 |
| like a riot shield in one oh really yeah | 723.899 | 4.921 |
| that's a that's a good gift that was my | 726.779 | 4.021 |
| that was my your real one that was my | 728.82 | 4.68 |
| best so far my best and only one has | 730.8 | 5.52 |
| been thatching the skin and you know | 733.5 | 5.22 |
| actually no I guess my second one but | 736.32 | 3.9 |
| can they pick up these little storage | 738.72 | 3.92 |
| things | 740.22 | 2.42 |
| pick up storage box no matter what even | 744.079 | 4.241 |
| if I even if I leave nothing in here | 746.519 | 3.661 |
| they got a box no no they'd have to be | 748.32 | 4.079 |
| in the same tribe I think oh matter of | 750.18 | 4.19 |
| fact maybe our boxes are locked | 752.399 | 5.991 |
| [Laughter] | 754.37 | 4.02 |
| [Music] | 761.15 | 4.869 |
| okay just look at us no this is no this | 763.139 | 5.281 |
| is nice come a long way uh well not | 766.019 | 6.361 |
| really well we came along yep okay okay | 768.42 | 5.64 |
| you replaced the foundation yeah tell me | 772.38 | 3.06 |
| before you do that's get the hell out of | 774.06 | 4.38 |
| me you're right I'm so sorry noted I | 775.44 | 4.38 |
| think we just build right here onto it | 778.44 | 3.54 |
| yeah yeah let's just extend this uh I | 779.82 | 4.5 |
| think our next goal should maybe be uh | 781.98 | 4.5 |
| fabricator okay I can't feel right there | 784.32 | 3.24 |
| because yeah all right we're gonna have | 786.48 | 2.34 |
| to move there you know what no I don't | 787.56 | 3.3 |
| think we should here's what we do we | 788.82 | 3.12 |
| leave it | 790.86 | 3.3 |
| and we put like a ceiling over it and | 791.94 | 5.459 |
| it's a little secret Nook oh yeah we | 794.16 | 4.56 |
| just have to pick the ceiling up and | 797.399 | 3.24 |
| yeah that can be like our uh you know | 798.72 | 4.26 |
| our our jewelry so we keep our precious | 800.639 | 3.621 |
| jewelry right | 802.98 | 4.859 |
| jewelry jewelry yeah jewelry my mom | 804.26 | 5.74 |
| always said your your jewelry yeah I've | 807.839 | 3.841 |
| heard people pronounce it that way okay | 810.0 | 4.079 |
| well that's some nice jury | 811.68 | 5.06 |
| mama you know | 814.079 | 2.661 |
| you know | 817.5 | 2.18 |
| [Applause] | 820.64 | 3.06 |
| foreign | 824.459 | 3.0 |
| let's see your level up oh how pretty in | 835.22 | 5.679 |
| this it's super slow I can tell so let's | 838.86 | 6.44 |
| just put a couple there oh a little nice | 840.899 | 7.021 |
| look at you I thought those little | 845.3 | 4.12 |
| things would flare out a little bit more | 847.92 | 3.84 |
| but okay here's this | 849.42 | 5.34 |
| oh okay I that's a threat look at those | 851.76 | 4.86 |
| freaking those those are some strong | 854.76 | 4.56 |
| looking arms hey now do you run on whoa | 856.62 | 6.12 |
| nice do you run on all fours because | 859.32 | 5.459 |
| there's some some dinos you run two and | 862.74 | 3.539 |
| then you run four like you gotta hit | 864.779 | 3.06 |
| something else you can you can also run | 866.279 | 3.841 |
| on all fours oh wait a second is this | 867.839 | 5.461 |
| the we have that one yeah okay this | 870.12 | 5.519 |
| looks different at night they do and | 873.3 | 5.219 |
| they shoot stuff that's right yeah if we | 875.639 | 4.081 |
| can made them I want to see a little | 878.519 | 4.32 |
| baby home four sure yeah watch out now | 879.72 | 6.479 |
| okay don't get me I'm like are you the | 882.839 | 5.701 |
| daddy and I'm the mama | 886.199 | 7.2 |
| yeah good yep let's go out and straight | 888.54 | 7.859 |
| up until we finish oh God jellyfish at | 893.399 | 4.221 |
| the entrance | 896.399 | 5.461 |
| yep yep yep avoid them yep oh boy look | 897.62 | 6.94 |
| at the left and what do you need today I | 901.86 | 5.099 |
| need oil hey follow me I'm just trying | 904.56 | 5.3 |
| to get the lamb first okay um | 906.959 | 4.861 |
| there's a little Island right here oh | 909.86 | 3.279 |
| that's actually where I'm heading them I | 911.82 | 2.879 |
| think oh yeah is that Amanda that's | 913.139 | 4.5 |
| Amanda okay I am up get on there get on | 914.699 | 5.82 |
| land come on there we go oh yeah neebs I | 917.639 | 3.721 |
| think I see what you're talking about | 920.519 | 3.661 |
| it's a Shale or something isn't it yes | 921.36 | 5.82 |
| indeed | 924.18 | 3.0 |
| what's up buddy not much we are oh hey | 930.839 | 5.641 |
| there's a barrel here how you been good | 934.139 | 4.621 |
| we kept all the birds alive man ah I'm | 936.48 | 4.799 |
| so proud of you that crazy it's very | 938.76 | 6.12 |
| crazy hey what's the uh prank Dart or | 941.279 | 6.24 |
| Arrow situation looking like that's not | 944.88 | 3.48 |
| good | 947.519 | 2.701 |
| yeah I need a lot of them I got some | 948.36 | 4.5 |
| here I can uh put some in your bird oh | 950.22 | 4.979 |
| thank you put 15 do you need all of them | 952.86 | 4.44 |
| here as many as yeah because uh there's | 955.199 | 5.341 |
| 31. nice yeah I've got an argentavis | 957.3 | 6.18 |
| Trap by a crazy cave okay you know what | 960.54 | 4.979 |
| we need first what's that I think we | 963.48 | 4.2 |
| need cryopods well that's a good idea | 965.519 | 4.021 |
| neebs I'm gonna go grab a bunch of | 967.68 | 3.719 |
| thatch yeah we're gonna need that just | 969.54 | 3.9 |
| right across the way here so uh thick | 971.399 | 3.421 |
| the way we're getting down to our base | 973.44 | 3.54 |
| is uh it's like right below here you got | 974.82 | 3.959 |
| to be careful there are jellyfish but if | 976.98 | 3.0 |
| you want to get down there I would | 978.779 | 3.961 |
| recommend taming a shark a Megalodon uh | 979.98 | 4.38 |
| you don't need a beaver or or a beaver | 982.74 | 4.8 |
| we've got me get it get out of here I'm | 984.36 | 6.24 |
| talking about sharks [ __ ] I'd like a | 987.54 | 4.62 |
| shark yeah well all right uh you know | 990.6 | 5.179 |
| what we actually set up a shark trap | 992.16 | 3.619 |
| well there's a shark trap set up for you | 997.5 | 4.139 |
| if you want to use it where it is | 999.12 | 4.74 |
| if you go over to the waterfalls you | 1001.639 | 3.361 |
| were at where the Beavers you'll be able | 1003.86 | 4.279 |
| to see it from the sky okay | 1005.0 | 3.139 |
| listen about we tried it didn't work | 1012.86 | 4.26 |
| it's a bad strategy | 1014.779 | 5.36 |
| thick didn't try | 1017.12 | 3.019 |
| yeah I want to see him do it and fail I | 1020.48 | 5.46 |
| want a new experience to paint I fell | 1023.42 | 4.22 |
| [Music] | 1025.94 | 5.46 |
| all right yeah Wiki is is uh not wanting | 1027.64 | 5.86 |
| me to drop this thing off so why don't I | 1031.4 | 3.6 |
| do this we're gonna I'm gonna try to | 1033.5 | 2.939 |
| drop them off and then I'm gonna try to | 1035.0 | 4.319 |
| get Wiki because Wiki's weaky week he's | 1036.439 | 4.86 |
| 39 I don't care if Wiki dies okay we're | 1039.319 | 4.1 |
| gonna | 1041.299 | 2.12 |
| dude I'm still dealing with this one | 1055.78 | 4.36 |
| second all right well then I'm gonna | 1057.98 | 4.699 |
| you're | 1060.14 | 2.539 |
| divisions it's in there | 1065.539 | 4.981 |
| okay yeah it's the worst decision | 1068.32 | 3.88 |
| because now there's the other guys doing | 1070.52 | 3.42 |
| this too what are you doing what am I | 1072.2 | 4.859 |
| doing I'm making bad decisions was it a | 1073.94 | 6.06 |
| female uh what I don't know is it I | 1077.059 | 4.681 |
| don't know is it in there yep because I | 1080.0 | 3.539 |
| wasn't ready remember you weren't ready | 1081.74 | 3.36 |
| at all no because we had things leaving | 1083.539 | 3.841 |
| I I told you I wasn't ready okay well | 1085.1 | 4.439 |
| then maybe if I maybe I can go this and | 1087.38 | 4.919 |
| rescue this thing is it in the cage yep | 1089.539 | 3.901 |
| it's in the cage well then I'll go and | 1092.299 | 4.801 |
| get it hold on oh all right | 1093.44 | 7.8 |
| bloody okay Wiki's dead okay | 1097.1 | 6.66 |
| okay yep yep I made oh no these are | 1101.24 | 4.38 |
| going these guys are trying to stop it | 1103.76 | 8.659 |
| [ __ ] Simon stop it Simon yeah what dumb | 1105.62 | 6.799 |
| you lured everything that you flew it by | 1116.5 | 5.74 |
| over to kill it okay well then now no | 1119.36 | 4.319 |
| it's actually this thing seems to be | 1122.24 | 3.9 |
| killing everything our stuff is | 1123.679 | 5.041 |
| attacking it yes and our stuff is dying | 1126.14 | 6.5 |
| right yes yeah so then it [ __ ] happens | 1128.72 | 8.4 |
| [ __ ] happens get away come here come | 1132.64 | 7.36 |
| here we don't listen yeah listen if I if | 1137.12 | 4.98 |
| I honestly knew the full ramifications | 1140.0 | 4.02 |
| of what was going on I wouldn't have | 1142.1 | 5.1 |
| done it but obviously I didn't | 1144.02 | 5.18 |
| okay it's dead | 1147.2 | 5.28 |
| [ __ ] great all right let's [ __ ] end | 1149.2 | 5.26 |
| it let's just you're not doing that | 1152.48 | 4.14 |
| anymore okay nope not doing a [ __ ] | 1154.46 | 4.74 |
| thing anymore not that let's now let's | 1156.62 | 5.7 |
| not be self-pity no not so pity this is | 1159.2 | 5.46 |
| me going like [ __ ] it all right done | 1162.32 | 5.58 |
| Moving On Moving On Smile great great | 1164.66 | 6.92 |
| smiling I'm I'm so happy | 1167.9 | 3.68 |
| all right shark hunting | 1176.539 | 7.02 |
| take a look uh what what's going on with | 1179.9 | 5.88 |
| my breath | 1183.559 | 4.821 |
| right again | 1185.78 | 2.6 |
| am I | 1189.62 | 5.34 |
| Invincible I'm Aquaman it's great all | 1190.76 | 5.36 |
| right well | 1194.96 | 4.8 |
| what is that another stupid trap hang on | 1196.12 | 6.82 |
| nothing nothing like that I just breathe | 1199.76 | 5.64 |
| underwater this is good should this be | 1202.94 | 4.68 |
| happening that's what I'm asking right | 1205.4 | 3.779 |
| now because | 1207.62 | 5.4 |
| I'm just running underwater okay well I | 1209.179 | 5.961 |
| guess | 1213.02 | 2.12 |
| right I'm just gonna take advantage of | 1216.14 | 6.26 |
| this dark moment here we go | 1218.72 | 5.699 |
| oh yeah | 1222.4 | 5.019 |
| oh yeah all the sharks | 1224.419 | 5.341 |
| there's like four sharks down here | 1227.419 | 4.521 |
| oh hey | 1229.76 | 5.4 |
| yep can you guys can you even | 1231.94 | 4.72 |
| to me | 1235.16 | 5.48 |
| pants Oh I just shot your keister | 1236.66 | 6.5 |
| he's a lot about his old-fashioned words | 1240.64 | 5.94 |
| you run away | 1243.16 | 3.42 |
| going I'm just going I'm alive | 1248.36 | 5.3 |
| [Music] | 1254.23 | 3.619 |
| let's just be cool all right here he | 1259.24 | 7.38 |
| comes come on come on | 1262.34 | 8.28 |
| oh you're getting so close but you're so | 1266.62 | 7.6 |
| slow and dumb and I breathe underwater | 1270.62 | 8.179 |
| Oh you're going no you're not | 1274.22 | 4.579 |
| I got you | 1280.82 | 5.239 |
| yeah nobody | 1282.74 | 3.319 |
| [Music] | 1287.35 | 6.329 |
| all right a little gasoline and | 1289.58 | 4.099 |
| remember man this feels good I know man | 1294.44 | 4.26 |
| I feel like we're Untouchable down here | 1297.32 | 4.38 |
| no and I I want to I want a shotgun and | 1298.7 | 4.92 |
| I want a fabricated sniper rifle yeah | 1301.7 | 4.44 |
| okay so now it's just resources we just | 1303.62 | 4.32 |
| need to collect resources for a little | 1306.14 | 4.98 |
| bit yep we need to sit in uh we probably | 1307.94 | 4.979 |
| need crystals and silica pearls all that | 1311.12 | 4.08 |
| good stuff you got it and guess what | 1312.919 | 5.661 |
| else what uh | 1315.2 | 3.38 |
| yeah perfect I like your storage system | 1327.1 | 5.26 |
| thank you I'm gonna make some polymer | 1329.9 | 5.279 |
| all right let's do it yeah they'll never | 1332.36 | 4.54 |
| find us here | 1335.179 | 5.911 |
| [Laughter] | 1336.9 | 4.19 |
| Garden | 1348.28 | 5.32 |
| nice all right all right you don't know | 1349.94 | 7.56 |
| it I'll I'll fight you right here yeah | 1353.6 | 6.98 |
| come at me bro come on | 1357.5 | 7.44 |
| man this is being rough yep you're dying | 1360.58 | 6.64 |
| a slow death | 1364.94 | 5.52 |
| yeah you look stupid | 1367.22 | 6.36 |
| you look dumb as [ __ ] look like an old | 1370.46 | 6.98 |
| man with no gums anymore | 1373.58 | 3.86 |
| inside | 1377.84 | 5.57 |
| [Music] | 1379.0 | 4.41 |
| [Music] | 1385.54 | 8.209 |
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The cinematic editing and voiceover work Neebs does makes it feel like you're watching a movie, not just some random gameplay video. And the chemistry between the Neebs crew is top-notch - you can tell they're real-life friends having a blast together. Their jokes and reactions feel so natural and unscripted even though you know they plan out stories and scenarios.
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But what really makes the series shine is the production value. The cinematics and editing build tension and draw you into the brutal world of Ark. And the way they splice in actual gameplay footage makes it feel seamless between scripted story and player action. It's the perfect blend of narrative and emergent gameplay.
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