INCREDIBLE: Internet Outage Turns Man into Horse - Conan Exiles

Hey there, fellow Neebs Gaming enthusiasts! If you haven't already checked out the latest episode of Conan Exiles Season 2, you're in for a ...
INCREDIBLE: Internet Outage Turns Man into Horse - Conan Exiles
INCREDIBLE: Internet Outage Turns Man into Horse - Conan Exiles

INCREDIBLE: Internet Outage Turns Man into Horse - Conan Exiles

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neebs: Hey Appsro, have you seen that incredible video where the internet outage turns a guy into a horse in Conan Exiles?

appsro: Oh yeah, that was hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing at Matthew McConaughorse prancing around with six legs. Definitely my favorite video.

neebs: I know, right? It was so ridiculous, but also so entertaining. I couldn't believe my eyes when I first watched it.

appsro: And the way they captured the chaos of the bad internet episode was just perfect. It's a classic for sure.

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Hey there, fellow Neebs Gaming enthusiasts! If you haven't already checked out the latest episode of Conan Exiles Season 2, you're in for a treat! In Episode 17, we see the return of Matthew McConaughorse in a totally unexpected six-legged form. Yep, you read that right - it's THE BAD INTERNET EPISODE! Trust me, you don't want to miss this hilarious adventure.

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hey guys I need an ugly sweater For an0.324.439
upcoming Christmas party well you are in2.3994.96
luck because wow we looking here oh4.7594.8
that's ugly oh that is so ugly you are7.3595.4
sure to win any contest that is right NE9.5595.681
gaming ugly sweaters available now12.7594.6
they're15.247.16
gross boo Bo bend over Bobby boo what17.3597.481
else you got actually I bet you can't22.44.879
juggle can you I mean come on can juggle24.844.679
three balls absolutely can juggle27.2793.92
makeing four and we might give a crap29.5193.361
let him on fire I don't know I'd like to31.1993.561
see you guys juggle this sucks you want32.884.32
to see me juggle I mean not yeah juggle34.765.279
juggle B I'm going to juggle hey why can37.24.64
I move up I don't like this the ticket40.0393.84
seat that I got my camera keeps rotating41.843.64
I'm getting dizzy you have to stay in43.8793.401
the seat you were assigned they have45.483.759
numbers I don't think El coming it47.283.52
doesn't matter it says it on your what49.2393.0
does it say on your ticket and this lady50.83.32
in front of me won't sit down man it's52.2393.881
taking you a long time to juggle trying54.123.52
to remember where it's at yeah well56.124.0
you're already failing as an Entertainer57.644.439
wow well you've done that for years yeah60.123.48
well guess62.0795.001
what boom look at63.66.559
this so much better much show still67.084.079
sucks I think we need better70.1593.561
entertainment wow yeah bend over Bobby71.1594.441
you ruined this this73.724.16
sucks ABS I think we need to go forward75.64.159
with our plan of putting together a77.883.879
dancing troop I concur would you call it79.7593.841
a boy band but with a bunch of girls81.7593.801
girl band K-pop band I don't know yeah83.64.12
just a yeah a dancing troop anyway yeah85.564.599
let's go well I think let's head north I87.723.6
think there's some big camps to the90.1592.441
north all right we're going to find a91.323.119
good show everyone wait here and uh92.63.479
we're not waiting here I want nobody94.4393.521
move stay where you are shut up I want96.0793.841
to get some zap stuff I'm sitting up97.963.76
front I don't care all right good I'm99.923.6
coming with you Dora neebs that is not101.725.12
your signed seat we fight me for it I'm103.525.44
not security Simon take care of that106.844.68
Anthony what's going on with you me yeah108.964.0
what do you mean111.523.8
what's what's uh n you're fine you're112.964.079
fine just describe the problem just keep115.323.079
going about your day describe the117.0392.68
problem no just keep going about your118.3995.201
day de all right come on AB let's119.7193.881
[Music]126.085.23
[Music]136.875.21
go hey guys yeah yeah so I'm just I want145.85.64
to do some Z stuff I know you don't care149.085.28
about zath because it's not your God but151.444.64
there's like a zath uh what do you mean154.363.4
by zath stuff what what do you mean by156.084.72
that yeah I would like to I guess maybe157.765.399
either get a sorcerer kill the sorcerer160.84.12
get a zath Apprentice something I'm163.1595.36
going to use my my TR TR trun TR I got164.926.44
one too a TR y all right so so we168.5194.321
shouldn't like I shouldn't go in there171.363.599
killing willy-nilly I don't know yet man172.843.319
I I don't know is there a tribe over174.9593.601
here yeah up here I believe that's the176.1594.321
that's what I heard on the internet all178.563.08
right so what were the I'm sorry what180.482.479
were the two things you said you thought181.644.599
you needed one was ah just an apprentice182.9595.521
for the the altar okay do you know what186.2394.761
that looks like no at all okay and then188.485.24
the other one was uh was a like a191.04.879
sorcerer let me look let me look at my193.724.519
map real quick all right okay it's over195.8796.201
here toward this flame okay what do we198.2397.36
have over here H maybe I got bad Intel202.085.519
this is a [ __ ] start I mean there's no205.5993.681
people here there's nobody here I mean207.5993.72
we didn't know until we came up and uh209.283.72
now we know vulture's up there just211.3193.961
waiting for us to make bad choices this213.03.959
is a good jump right here but then215.284.599
there' be hit I no cuz then well I could216.9595.0
do it cuz this's a way to climb up right219.8793.92
yeah you you go first that's not even a221.9593.521
long jump you go first go ahead you223.7993.08
really want me to be the first guy go225.482.92
buddy nobody remembers the second guy on226.8793.64
the moon go bud that's right oh wow yeah228.44.32
that's a good that'd be fun that's true230.5193.601
go for it you want me to do it I don't232.723.12
want to have to come back come on S234.123.479
looks annoying to come back s you got235.846.28
that job I'm good hey first got to do it237.5997.121
there you go there you go now come back242.125.44
try try to jump back try to jump back244.725.159
all right I'm still celebrating just247.564.16
don't make light of this moment no no249.8795.321
that's great that's fantastic yeah huh251.725.88
Maybe by that other Tower maybe that255.24.12
looks a lot more promising doesn't it257.63.84
boy coming back does look harder I know259.324.4
I me that's that I figured to be an261.443.6
issue I didn't know how oh yeah but you263.723.12
should be able to jump on that and then265.044.04
slide and then not slide then climb up266.844.72
yeah oh do it long as my fingers grab269.084.28
come on buddy you got it can I get the271.565.4
chant like come ones come273.367.04
on go jump276.966.0
jump280.46.32
go that was an early282.963.76
jump hey yeah baby that was nice he's288.567.4
climbing up he's looking sex bab oh man292.4795.56
you like what you see like it you like295.965.16
what you see I like it oh all right hey298.0394.6
let's get on our horses and go closer to301.124.0
that big old place okay everybody302.6395.081
remember this day though totally totes305.125.079
goats307.722.479
bats yeah it's okay be man if we can't310.844.359
find a dancer in here there's something313.882.879
wrong with us I think Bean's detecting315.1994.56
Talent man I hope so know horses know316.7594.761
Talent when they see it do they I think319.7594.041
so I think I heard that once on a farm321.524.399
all right Bean chill right there wait323.83.6
why are we pulling out weapons to find325.9193.761
Talon um we should probably start327.44.4
without them uh you go for it okay I've329.683.799
never come up to these people once and331.83.519
they be friendly excuse me would anybody333.4794.081
like to be in our show it's kind of like335.3194.961
American Idol hi we're looking for a337.564.6
fighter all right that bit lasted quite340.284.479
a while let's move on there we go all342.164.44
right watch that Anthony watch that damn344.7593.601
you can't just can't just start swing346.63.159
come here come here look how much damage348.362.92
this is going to do come here no I don't349.7592.801
want to see how much damage it does here351.284.32
come see how much it is ready nothing352.565.04
ain't nothing ain't [ __ ] all right ain't355.64.56
a godamn thing all right we go in there357.64.8
and start swinging okay excuse me is360.163.759
anyone dancing nobody's dancing they're362.43.799
just standing here ooh the summoning363.9194.4
Palace what do you think they summon366.1994.601
they summon dancers so no dancers nope368.3194.921
two punks here the summoning plays woo370.85.08
it's got really dark in here yeah lots373.245.16
of good Fighters mhm oh what is that I'm375.885.599
hearing yog take me yog yog take me I378.45.72
heard take me yog is this uh oh this is381.4794.921
a big old yog Temple oh who the [ __ ] is384.124.799
yog uh it's one of those Gods oh just386.44.639
one of them hey oh it's a dancer what388.9193.921
this one this a dancer that man that man391.0393.961
is a Dancer okay what about this man uh392.843.359
no that's a carpenter all right we395.02.72
murder the carpenter all right396.1994.72
Carpenters do not deserve to Y okay so397.724.52
keep me covered Anthony all right trunch400.9194.241
in this man I got my new steel trenching402.245.56
come stop it it better take one hit oh405.164.92
wow it really did okay uh three hits407.83.92
really well really but that was quick410.083.64
hold on I made the Rope so let411.724.24
me that was shockingly quick though you413.723.28
hit someone over the head with a big415.962.72
metal pipe yeah that's what I expect to417.03.72
happen okay what is all this drumming418.683.44
going on you hear this yeah we killed420.723.12
everyone who the hell's doing it let we422.124.0
take a peek are we going to lose the man423.844.0
uh no we shouldn't lose the man come on426.123.199
I should be able to climb up that right427.843.44
come on abster you can do it yep are you429.3192.961
a dancer wow there's a lot of431.282.16
worshippers here how do you know if432.283.199
they're a dancer oh it says right above433.444.36
their head oh it says nothing for me oh435.4793.84
so yeah you turned the thing on we got437.84.6
an Archer oh we got a priest y priest439.3195.0
sorry y priest dead priest I hope he442.43.28
prayed really hard to his God and got444.3193.081
into whatever Heaven he believes445.685.04
in y oh hey quit447.45.639
it all righty okay A little bit of a450.724.08
challenge but a little bit a little bit453.0394.321
let's see what is that one dancer I454.84.2
didn't I thought girls were dancers and457.363.64
maybe that's you know sexist of me I'm459.03.68
sorry they going be dudes matter of fact461.03.96
all right yep he's here I'm getting the462.684.16
Rope all right Bo come out all right we464.964.04
got us a dancer okay wo then we're good466.844.319
talent scouts the band is starting it's469.07.4
started yes I know y take me oh take me471.1595.241
yog right guys I don't know if you477.3195.041
notice the giant spider up here nope479.4796.321
where is it off to the left to the left482.366.72
uhhuh it tells me this is a zath village485.85.88
because oh wait look at that Zite489.085.0
potentially just murdered a spider feel491.684.32
like I've been here but I feel like we494.083.6
might have been too yeah but a lot of496.03.759
places oh sorry didn't mean jump into497.683.76
you where we putting the horses got to499.7593.16
put the horses somewhere yeah probably501.443.08
right there maybe there's a spider502.9193.72
wanting to fight me right now okay oh I504.523.359
already put mine down right there that's506.6393.201
where mine goes okay all right getting a507.8794.0
little dark ski hey buddy I'm just going509.844.48
to go ahead and deal with the uh yep I'm511.8794.001
just going to hit this spider up real514.324.279
quick just hit this that'd be all right515.884.24
stay there going if something attacks518.5994.281
you all right there we go there it is520.125.0
all right there we go there it is all522.883.76
right great we're going to go to that525.123.8
Village and uh look for a worshipper526.643.879
yeah if you guys don't mind like you528.924.2
know ooh a lot of arrows on there all530.5194.521
right take those wind chimes don't mind533.125.32
if I do so sorcerer and uh follower or535.046.2
worshipper yeah okay ah it's going to be538.444.68
dark this is going to be chaos guys yeah541.243.68
it's not going to be easy to uh you see543.124.52
the giant spider by the way no oh oh544.925.12
yeah yeah now yeah yeah hard to miss547.644.04
right yeah so we want to kill everything550.043.72
that's not man we should do some Recon551.683.48
we should get somewhere that's the553.763.4
tricky part isn't it we hey you see that555.164.72
big rock up there in front of me I mean557.164.28
yeah like this one right there yeah but559.883.88
beyond that the real tall one yeah we561.443.92
climb that we take a look that's a good563.763.36
idea okay all right I'll meet you at the565.364.719
top okay I'll see you guys up there yeah567.127.04
oh spine breaker fllying570.0796.681
sh oh [ __ ] they're right here they saw574.165.04
me they saw me completely and I'm now576.764.199
climbing up to the top yep and I'm579.24.16
holding a torch which is not very sneaky580.9594.801
oh boy yep I didn't realized where I was583.364.64
going was like right next to them bad585.763.759
start bad start please don't have588.05.76
archers they have archers okay oh [ __ ]589.5195.801
uh yeah I'm just593.764.56
falling oh there's a dancer okay what595.324.88
about a worshipper uh there's someone598.324.56
worshiping by the altar are you guys600.24.36
there someone worshiping are you guys602.883.72
going to the tippy top man I don't it's604.564.24
it's really hard to even see from here606.63.76
yeah I mean I could I feel like I could608.83.88
see right now do you see a worshipper610.364.08
yeah right in front of the big fire in612.684.279
front of the big F oh that's your guy or614.444.6
girl right there huh looks like it looks616.9594.201
like they're praying I'd say yes that619.044.359
that is a worshiper okay so we got to621.163.919
find a way to take everybody out except623.3994.041
for that person you know what I can yep625.0795.281
I I've got my bow and arrow this dancer627.444.12
having a good time I'm going to take him630.363.479
out man I could maybe just do like one631.564.68
at a time if I can luring him633.8395.401
out oh oh boy yep Something's Happened636.245.08
it's called War I'll keep an eye on that639.245.039
worshipper yeah do that good call all641.325.4
right one day one down worshipper hasn't644.2795.041
moved yet cuz they worshiping all right646.724.559
I'm back on the ground I'm going to go649.325.8
in the front door she moved moved [ __ ]651.2796.321
she is uh yep I got eyes on her yeah you655.123.719
keep an eye on that worshipper I'm657.62.84
trying trying to yep she went back to658.8394.24
the worship spot she's good okay yeah660.446.28
focus focus that one prey comes to us663.0795.361
what oh god come on what are you doing666.723.48
you little [ __ ] I got to be able to get668.444.0
you you got like a freaking shield made670.24.84
out of freaking bar to move come on672.444.079
she's running over there come on she's675.044.239
going back to the thing again I did not676.5195.961
realize how low my daggers are my679.2795.521
daggers are like practically broken I'm682.485.28
out of uh arrows too that's no good have684.85.479
to go in I got this guy come on y'all687.763.96
get in and fight I'll keep an eye on him690.2792.56
make sure you're not killing the wrong691.724.96
person come on come on sucker sucker692.8395.721
suckered a696.684.12
sorcerer what698.565.399
sumon sumon I think Simon's probably700.85.8
dead a great probably has no bed down703.9595.12
probably not all right d there's a guy706.64.239
with a bag getting ready to attack you709.0795.44
oh yeah bag person bag lady yep okay710.8395.601
okay there you go all right this is this714.5193.721
is good [ __ ] all right worshipers right716.443.72
there you see her here yeah all right718.243.24
I'm going to go for it but I don't know720.162.88
if I should keep an eye out or come help721.484.08
what do you think o is anyone else723.044.2
coming at me there's there's one the725.563.24
person just beyond oh that's the727.243.399
worshiper coming at you okay um just728.83.44
lure toward you start start knocking730.6394.521
around I'm going to oh oh732.247.8
[ __ ] what what oh God okay hold up maybe735.168.84
I can get her get me me big one oh this740.047.359
going take a minute kick you744.05.72
go what747.3995.481
did I just knock you out yeah holy crap749.726.0
that was quicker than I752.882.84
thought okay so this is my last bed I756.727.4
picked it up already son of a [ __ ] this762.2795.36
is not good and if I'm not mistaken is764.125.64
this this is where the snake is right767.6396.121
isn't that no is it I don't even wait is769.766.4
it this way I don't know which way to go773.764.439
do I run around here and this is where776.165.32
the snake is is I don't I really really778.1995.961
don't know yeah this is where the snake781.485.719
is yeah you son of a [ __ ] of course of784.165.039
course I'm going to run the wrong way787.1994.121
damn it this is going to be fun trying789.1995.44
to find my way out of here so here and791.327.84
then then what I didn't like [ __ ] where794.6398.44
do I go where do I799.163.919
go all right check with me later805.9594.801
okay [ __ ] I might be here for seven813.565.32
episodes oh [ __ ] am I fighting these816.485.159
guys I I'm run into a big threats here818.886.399
oh God oh God this is was this a like821.6396.481
this is a big Wrong Turn did I did we825.2796.36
fight through this before [ __ ] do I just828.125.48
got to run I think I just got to run hey831.6394.12
buddy just pay no attention to me I'm833.65.239
just going to run oh God that seemed you835.7595.921
not fing oh yes of course they are of838.8397.12
course they are why do oh come on [ __ ]841.688.8
[ __ ] sit to stop panicking Slow Down845.9597.32
slow down there it is are you just going850.484.159
to stand there853.2796.0
nice oh just just relax and oh it's854.6396.721
coming back to me we're supposed to fill859.2795.761
things with water aren't we do I need to861.368.88
or can I make the crazy jump oh yeah865.047.44
Dam870.242.24
it behind me Anthony behind I'm catching874.8394.92
up I'm catching up sweet how's our877.7594.401
dancer doing he looks uh floppy and879.7595.161
unconscious is he is he going to live uh882.164.479
let's hope so usually they they like884.923.96
kill people this way don't they yeah or886.6393.76
or they would tie two horses to each888.883.399
other and like run opposite ways okay890.3993.161
that would definitely do it well they892.2792.641
tie you know they'll tie all four of893.564.04
your limbs to like four different horses894.924.4
and then like stretch you out so this is897.63.72
the first member of our band which kind899.324.48
do you think he's going to be like which901.325.6
stereotype cute one bad boy o I'm903.86.32
thinking the bad boy I like yeah this906.926.039
will be our Joey fat one was he the bad910.125.839
was he the bad boy sure yeah I don't912.9596.161
know oh nebes you got it got it thank915.9595.24
you so much oh you're welcome yeah you919.124.24
really packed for this trip didn't you I921.1994.44
I picked this up and it gets in the way923.364.479
of everything really hey could you take925.6394.32
that home for me yeah apparently there927.8394.721
was a map Dro from the defeated sorcerer929.9595.161
that I defeated that leads to secrets of932.565.04
sorcery but I didn't see it up there I935.124.76
kind of want to do one more little look937.65.2
okay I'll take uh the the worshipper939.885.16
home thank you hey you've done all of942.83.8
this do you want these fiber bindings in945.043.279
case those break oh yeah that's that's a946.64.039
good idea yeah you take those yep got948.3193.921
them God I got to take this piece of950.6393.961
[ __ ] off I can't do this I'm worried952.243.68
about Simon's horse I don't think we can954.64.2
take them both home then I'll I'll be in955.925.399
charge of that okay okay I'm on it all958.85.68
right uh oh you're the best I got owned961.3194.481
hey you did great I'll see you back964.483.0
there I did not um up until you died you965.83.92
did great right see you home all right967.484.88
thank you you're welcome let's remember969.724.679
this day972.368.0
y all right um I was up here before come974.3996.8
my980.364.44
love come now that you know what I think981.1994.88
the only way I'm going to get out of984.84.76
here is by dying maybe I'll get lucky if986.0795.041
I die I don't care all right what's989.564.04
going on come my level okay now I'm991.124.36
going to run all right I'm running hey993.63.44
see let me see what we get come on come995.483.64
on we can do this I don't need to fight997.044.159
I can get out of here right you coming999.124.76
for me you coming a you slow pieces of1001.1995.681
[ __ ] all right hold on am I almost out1003.885.759
please let's see I swear to God if1006.884.759
there's just more of these stupid1009.6394.68
freaking skeletons behind this door come1011.6393.921
on what do you1014.3194.121
got is this is this a good thing I don't1015.564.32
I don't even know if I'm going farther1018.443.759
in or not oh God jeez they scared the1019.884.4
[ __ ] out of me you freaking ghost scared1022.1996.161
the hell out of me damn it all right yes1024.286.32
I remember this this is the entrance to1028.366.719
that hell hole now now where do I go oh1030.68.92
my God all right to the next chapter God1035.0796.681
I need to put a bed in the right1039.523.919
[Music]1041.765.72
place okay all right so spiral staircase1043.4396.961
seems like a good thing is this uh is1047.486.24
this a way out please let there be oh oh1050.49.08
okay oh oh what's going on oh yes I'm1053.7211.04
out I am I am out now where am I I am1059.489.24
far away from them okay all right good1064.767.2
times my god oh and then there's you1068.725.56
guys all right see you later see you1071.965.44
Schmucks later I will not be back1074.285.92
goodbye1077.44.8
all right is this working oh are you1080.24.599
working now okay we were glitching for a1082.26.64
bit free Hol are you working oh nope yep1084.7996.081
now there's a wall there that wall was1088.844.64
not there a second ago can I ride1090.886.48
you oh hey wow wow what just happened to1093.486.64
her The Internet's been crazy man who1097.364.52
okay there she's going she's going is1100.124.12
she yeah okay I'm going to try to I've1101.884.2
been really struggling she's been like1104.243.4
clipping through the ground all kind of1106.082.839
stuff1107.643.68
I couldn't find a sorcerer's map so1108.9194.481
whatever oh you didn't find it nah1111.324.52
what's that do I don't know just says to1113.45.0
do it and you thought that sounds fun1115.844.16
well no it's like that you know when you1118.43.759
do these little journey quests say the1120.04.039
map Dro from the defeated sorcerer leads1122.1593.561
to where the secrets of sorcery can be1124.0393.601
learned gotcha okay I did that for1125.724.319
farming oh you beat a farmer and then1127.645.24
found his map N I planted aloe oh okay1130.0394.64
so that's a little bit different right1132.884.799
yeah yeah well at least you dropped Alo1134.6795.401
I don't know hello hello all right we'll1137.6794.081
get her on the the uh wheel of1140.084.44
friendship yeah I owe you one man oh1141.765.159
crap oh no uh-oh she's under water can1144.524.72
you grab her I I gave you my bindings1146.9194.161
yep hold on keep it you go look at her1149.243.72
keep an eye on her I'm going but hold1151.084.52
got oh man okay I got some bindings in1152.965.04
my horse if I need B buy money I got a1155.64.92
binding over here too boop boop stay you1158.05.72
stay stay I'm so incumbered to how is1160.525.159
she alive okay where is she I don't even1163.724.0
see her where is she she went underwater1165.6795.801
okay I'm oh I see her okay oh okay got1167.726.16
her oh my God you're a hero what a1171.485.96
mission oh man what a day huh woo hey1173.886.6
guys hey what hello you got to go save1177.445.239
your horse my horse your hor in the1180.483.48
desert your you don't even know you had1182.6793.441
a horse no I do know I had a horse I1183.964.32
know that I know that Dora took care of1186.124.2
it well I couldn't bring it with me what1188.284.12
can't take two horses at once yep you1190.323.96
said youd take care of it I heard you oh1192.44.12
while I was there I took care of it I'm1194.283.48
worried about Simon's horse I don't1196.523.519
think we can take take them both home M1197.764.56
then I'll I'll be in charge of that okay1200.0394.961
okay I'm on it go get your horse the1202.324.92
horse is dead no it's not buy a giant1205.04.6
spider it's fine all right we'll see all1207.245.08
right we got to wait in1209.62.72
line oh man Anthony yeah this thing's1212.645.399
acting real weird for you too oh yeah1216.243.559
you're what are you fighting um where1218.0393.921
are you fighting well there's a fighter1219.7994.441
who's running into a oh now she's1221.964.44
sitting down now there's an antelope1224.244.919
just looking Majestic look at that gate1226.45.399
oh oh okay oh there's a man suddenly and1229.1594.961
an alligator look at that things have1231.7994.88
gone to hell oh man yep must fight1234.125.36
through it there might be a dancer in1236.6794.641
here AB I'm going to need you to pick a1239.484.04
direction I'm heading into the camp sure1241.324.8
you are sure and with the antelope we'll1243.524.56
see who is also we'll see I'm watching1246.123.799
you chances are you're going to change1248.083.24
yep Noe now you're over there see can't1249.9193.201
make up your damn mind hey this is an uh1251.323.44
this is a great advertisement for uh1253.124.439
Spectrum internet yes get Spectrum it'll1254.766.08
work it'll work a little bit are any of1257.5595.881
these dancers no I saw an Archer and a1260.844.24
sorcerer oh God I'm taking hits and I1263.443.08
don't know where from the anal opes on1265.083.479
top of the fire now oh there's some1266.524.12
people oh wait there was a performer oh1268.5593.641
yeah that's a dancer there is a dancer1270.643.6
in here the man the man which man uh the1272.23.8
one this one I'm looking at I'm getting1274.242.88
at my trench and I'm about be I don't1276.02.12
know which one you're looking at you're1277.123.2
right now you're looking at a tree um1278.124.439
it's it's a guy he has like a a dumb1280.324.56
haircut he looks like a he-man okay yes1282.5593.561
yes I'm looking at a he-man he looks1284.883.24
like an 80s character now there's like a1286.123.6
goddess floating in the sky and bouncing1288.124.32
around okay hold on help God help1289.724.72
goddess help please for the love of you1292.443.359
I think all right I got him he's down1294.443.08
he's down is he cuz he's standing right1295.7995.841
here well oh there he goes all right boy1297.528.08
Spectrum internet everybody it'll1301.643.96
work what kind of performance is that n1306.05.279
look that lady's been yelling at him for1309.443.88
hours there's two L's yelling at him1311.2793.88
yeah yeah you got to have tough skin to1313.323.4
be in entertainment but what's the1315.1593.321
there's not even performance just got1316.723.4
his arms up in the air well he was1318.483.6
juggling he probably is like juggling1320.123.799
ain't working let me try this that's not1322.083.959
working yeah he might have two tricks1323.9194.0
NES how's your are yeah Simons how's1326.0395.041
how's your horse I tell you listen I I1327.9195.801
hear you guys talking yeah and that's1331.084.24
that's where where's uh where's the1333.723.24
other one you don't see us you don't see1335.324.08
us at the wheel I see somebody this is1336.964.0
the wheel of friendship I see somebody1339.43.72
standing here yellow so I'm assuming1340.964.56
that's door where are you at neebs oh1343.124.679
you're in your horse I'm in my horse in1345.524.6
your horse my horse isn't even here or1347.7995.561
you're in a horse okay in a horse that's1350.125.72
oh God you're part of that horse walk1353.365.48
around de yes yeah right now yeah and it1355.845.04
took me forever to see Dora the horse1358.844.079
following me right now oh you are a part1360.883.799
of that horse walking around oh these1362.9194.401
ladies are going to love this this is1364.6794.201
stage watch out ladies this is your1367.324.359
chancees the main attractions here get1368.886.159
up there announce me please okay um1371.6795.36
ladies and gentlemen everyone get ready1375.0394.921
for the manhole1377.0392.921
SES he's a man he's a horse there's six1381.765.48
legs going on here ladies and gentlemen1385.04.4
if you haven't noticed the middle legs1387.245.919
are human what what that's it your head1389.45.84
is is not even visible anymore oh there1393.1593.64
it is and it's popped through there's1395.244.76
neees how does he do it w w this is the1396.7996.041
best show we we're going to make M the1400.04.88
money those chicks just can't ever be1402.843.439
happy though I'll tell you that much1404.883.799
nope they suck you're going to have to1406.2793.961
sign on like a you're going to be like1408.6796.24
the open opening act neebs forever1410.244.679
right and h h1417.365.12
h how's that I mean it looks good the1423.085.12
the horse is kind of sticking up the1426.084.0
rear oh that's better this better yeah1428.23.92
yeah that's jumping right there this how1430.084.16
you do it V Bobby that's some quality1432.124.4
jumping what happens when you climb1434.244.559
climb yeah like climb the wall behind1436.524.2
you okay hold1438.7997.321
up y how's that look oh um not not not1440.727.079
not good try to do in the center stage1446.124.36
maybe it'll look better Center Stage yep1447.7995.961
ah yeah h ah yeah you know what we're1450.485.0
going to need to do in the middle of the1453.765.6
stage oh that looks good yeah oh yeah1455.486.4
Bobby take notes this is how a performer1459.365.12
looks wow oh boy this must be fun for1461.885.48
you Simon I can't see it oh yeah oh no1464.484.16
it's great1467.363.799
good stuff well hey you guys ready for a1468.644.919
dancer uh yeah yeah get out of get get1471.1594.841
out of here opening yeah you like a1473.5594.561
horse's ass introducing the first member1476.04.399
of the soon to be biggest group in the1478.127.84
world boom ooh oh what a1480.3999.4
Bo there it is O and look my purple1485.967.199
corruption is going down oh wait is that1489.7994.441
I want to do that I want to stand near1493.1593.321
him yeah stand near him you get his yeah1494.243.88
so this one's the bad boy for for anyone1496.483.4
who wants to you know hang pictures on1498.124.36
the wall all right yeah nice what's the1499.884.88
what's the band name it's still work in1502.483.919
progress but yeah we got to get all the1504.763.159
members first and then kind of decide1506.3993.321
the direction we're going oh I wonder1507.9193.401
who's who the cute one's going to be so1509.723.76
far this one's pretty cute no this the1511.323.599
bad boy this is the bad boy all right1513.483.4
but he's still cute I like bad boys cuz1514.9193.961
they're cute also nee's bad dad might be1516.883.679
dead knew it where the hell that bird1518.884.76
come from we found it okay it's taxid1520.5595.24
dermid all right no he's enjoying the1523.645.519
show is that [ __ ] in the back drunk1525.7996.961
yep God nees get back in your seat why1529.1595.64
are you in the front row I'm a horse now1532.764.639
shut up no you're not yes he is he can't1534.7994.321
put on a horse disguise and sneak into1537.3993.441
the front row of the concert get back1539.124.159
there right now he is my favorite right1540.844.719
now y there oh wow they're just letting1543.2794.961
anyone in these1545.5592.681
days1556.6793.0
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Neebs Gaming has done it again with their hilarious antics in Conan Exiles! I always look forward to their cinematic-style videos that make it feel like you're watching a movie or TV show rather than just another boring gameplay video.

In this episode, the crew encounters all sorts of shenanigans as they try to survive and build in the brutal Conan world. From Simon somehow waking up naked in the frozen north to Thick's lag almost getting him killed multiple times, their misadventures never fail to entertain.

And who could forget the triumphant return of Matthew McConaughorse! Seeing Simon's character transformed into a horse-man hybrid was comedy gold. The guys' reactions and chaotic chase sequence had me laughing out loud.

The video production is fantastic as always. The way they edit together footage of each person's perspective makes it easy to follow the narrative and action. And the cinematic camera movements add to the cinematic feel.

Neebs Gaming is hands down the best way to experience Conan Exiles without actually playing it yourself. No other gaming channel matches their storytelling ability combined with humor and top-notch production values. Their unique roleplaying transforms an open world survival game into an immersive adventure serial.

I could go on and on about how much I love Neebs Gaming's Conan Exiles series! Their ability to find humor in even the most brutal survival situations is so entertaining to watch. I look forward to many more hilarious episodes as they continue to build up their desert city.

If you're looking for a gaming channel that will make you laugh out loud while taking you on an epic journey, look no further than Neebs Gaming's Conan Exiles series. Their cinematic approach makes it incredibly fun and easy to get invested in their characters and stories. I can't recommend it highly enough!


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