INCREDIBLE: Internet Outage Turns Man into Horse - Conan Exiles
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neebs: Hey Appsro, have you seen that incredible video where the internet outage turns a guy into a horse in Conan Exiles?
appsro: Oh yeah, that was hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing at Matthew McConaughorse prancing around with six legs. Definitely my favorite video.
neebs: I know, right? It was so ridiculous, but also so entertaining. I couldn't believe my eyes when I first watched it.
appsro: And the way they captured the chaos of the bad internet episode was just perfect. It's a classic for sure.
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Hey there, fellow Neebs Gaming enthusiasts! If you haven't already checked out the latest episode of Conan Exiles Season 2, you're in for a treat! In Episode 17, we see the return of Matthew McConaughorse in a totally unexpected six-legged form. Yep, you read that right - it's THE BAD INTERNET EPISODE! Trust me, you don't want to miss this hilarious adventure.
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| Caption | Start | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| hey guys I need an ugly sweater For an | 0.32 | 4.439 |
| upcoming Christmas party well you are in | 2.399 | 4.96 |
| luck because wow we looking here oh | 4.759 | 4.8 |
| that's ugly oh that is so ugly you are | 7.359 | 5.4 |
| sure to win any contest that is right NE | 9.559 | 5.681 |
| gaming ugly sweaters available now | 12.759 | 4.6 |
| they're | 15.24 | 7.16 |
| gross boo Bo bend over Bobby boo what | 17.359 | 7.481 |
| else you got actually I bet you can't | 22.4 | 4.879 |
| juggle can you I mean come on can juggle | 24.84 | 4.679 |
| three balls absolutely can juggle | 27.279 | 3.92 |
| makeing four and we might give a crap | 29.519 | 3.361 |
| let him on fire I don't know I'd like to | 31.199 | 3.561 |
| see you guys juggle this sucks you want | 32.88 | 4.32 |
| to see me juggle I mean not yeah juggle | 34.76 | 5.279 |
| juggle B I'm going to juggle hey why can | 37.2 | 4.64 |
| I move up I don't like this the ticket | 40.039 | 3.84 |
| seat that I got my camera keeps rotating | 41.84 | 3.64 |
| I'm getting dizzy you have to stay in | 43.879 | 3.401 |
| the seat you were assigned they have | 45.48 | 3.759 |
| numbers I don't think El coming it | 47.28 | 3.52 |
| doesn't matter it says it on your what | 49.239 | 3.0 |
| does it say on your ticket and this lady | 50.8 | 3.32 |
| in front of me won't sit down man it's | 52.239 | 3.881 |
| taking you a long time to juggle trying | 54.12 | 3.52 |
| to remember where it's at yeah well | 56.12 | 4.0 |
| you're already failing as an Entertainer | 57.64 | 4.439 |
| wow well you've done that for years yeah | 60.12 | 3.48 |
| well guess | 62.079 | 5.001 |
| what boom look at | 63.6 | 6.559 |
| this so much better much show still | 67.08 | 4.079 |
| sucks I think we need better | 70.159 | 3.561 |
| entertainment wow yeah bend over Bobby | 71.159 | 4.441 |
| you ruined this this | 73.72 | 4.16 |
| sucks ABS I think we need to go forward | 75.6 | 4.159 |
| with our plan of putting together a | 77.88 | 3.879 |
| dancing troop I concur would you call it | 79.759 | 3.841 |
| a boy band but with a bunch of girls | 81.759 | 3.801 |
| girl band K-pop band I don't know yeah | 83.6 | 4.12 |
| just a yeah a dancing troop anyway yeah | 85.56 | 4.599 |
| let's go well I think let's head north I | 87.72 | 3.6 |
| think there's some big camps to the | 90.159 | 2.441 |
| north all right we're going to find a | 91.32 | 3.119 |
| good show everyone wait here and uh | 92.6 | 3.479 |
| we're not waiting here I want nobody | 94.439 | 3.521 |
| move stay where you are shut up I want | 96.079 | 3.841 |
| to get some zap stuff I'm sitting up | 97.96 | 3.76 |
| front I don't care all right good I'm | 99.92 | 3.6 |
| coming with you Dora neebs that is not | 101.72 | 5.12 |
| your signed seat we fight me for it I'm | 103.52 | 5.44 |
| not security Simon take care of that | 106.84 | 4.68 |
| Anthony what's going on with you me yeah | 108.96 | 4.0 |
| what do you mean | 111.52 | 3.8 |
| what's what's uh n you're fine you're | 112.96 | 4.079 |
| fine just describe the problem just keep | 115.32 | 3.079 |
| going about your day describe the | 117.039 | 2.68 |
| problem no just keep going about your | 118.399 | 5.201 |
| day de all right come on AB let's | 119.719 | 3.881 |
| [Music] | 126.08 | 5.23 |
| [Music] | 136.87 | 5.21 |
| go hey guys yeah yeah so I'm just I want | 145.8 | 5.64 |
| to do some Z stuff I know you don't care | 149.08 | 5.28 |
| about zath because it's not your God but | 151.44 | 4.64 |
| there's like a zath uh what do you mean | 154.36 | 3.4 |
| by zath stuff what what do you mean by | 156.08 | 4.72 |
| that yeah I would like to I guess maybe | 157.76 | 5.399 |
| either get a sorcerer kill the sorcerer | 160.8 | 4.12 |
| get a zath Apprentice something I'm | 163.159 | 5.36 |
| going to use my my TR TR trun TR I got | 164.92 | 6.44 |
| one too a TR y all right so so we | 168.519 | 4.321 |
| shouldn't like I shouldn't go in there | 171.36 | 3.599 |
| killing willy-nilly I don't know yet man | 172.84 | 3.319 |
| I I don't know is there a tribe over | 174.959 | 3.601 |
| here yeah up here I believe that's the | 176.159 | 4.321 |
| that's what I heard on the internet all | 178.56 | 3.08 |
| right so what were the I'm sorry what | 180.48 | 2.479 |
| were the two things you said you thought | 181.64 | 4.599 |
| you needed one was ah just an apprentice | 182.959 | 5.521 |
| for the the altar okay do you know what | 186.239 | 4.761 |
| that looks like no at all okay and then | 188.48 | 5.24 |
| the other one was uh was a like a | 191.0 | 4.879 |
| sorcerer let me look let me look at my | 193.72 | 4.519 |
| map real quick all right okay it's over | 195.879 | 6.201 |
| here toward this flame okay what do we | 198.239 | 7.36 |
| have over here H maybe I got bad Intel | 202.08 | 5.519 |
| this is a [ __ ] start I mean there's no | 205.599 | 3.681 |
| people here there's nobody here I mean | 207.599 | 3.72 |
| we didn't know until we came up and uh | 209.28 | 3.72 |
| now we know vulture's up there just | 211.319 | 3.961 |
| waiting for us to make bad choices this | 213.0 | 3.959 |
| is a good jump right here but then | 215.28 | 4.599 |
| there' be hit I no cuz then well I could | 216.959 | 5.0 |
| do it cuz this's a way to climb up right | 219.879 | 3.92 |
| yeah you you go first that's not even a | 221.959 | 3.521 |
| long jump you go first go ahead you | 223.799 | 3.08 |
| really want me to be the first guy go | 225.48 | 2.92 |
| buddy nobody remembers the second guy on | 226.879 | 3.64 |
| the moon go bud that's right oh wow yeah | 228.4 | 4.32 |
| that's a good that'd be fun that's true | 230.519 | 3.601 |
| go for it you want me to do it I don't | 232.72 | 3.12 |
| want to have to come back come on S | 234.12 | 3.479 |
| looks annoying to come back s you got | 235.84 | 6.28 |
| that job I'm good hey first got to do it | 237.599 | 7.121 |
| there you go there you go now come back | 242.12 | 5.44 |
| try try to jump back try to jump back | 244.72 | 5.159 |
| all right I'm still celebrating just | 247.56 | 4.16 |
| don't make light of this moment no no | 249.879 | 5.321 |
| that's great that's fantastic yeah huh | 251.72 | 5.88 |
| Maybe by that other Tower maybe that | 255.2 | 4.12 |
| looks a lot more promising doesn't it | 257.6 | 3.84 |
| boy coming back does look harder I know | 259.32 | 4.4 |
| I me that's that I figured to be an | 261.44 | 3.6 |
| issue I didn't know how oh yeah but you | 263.72 | 3.12 |
| should be able to jump on that and then | 265.04 | 4.04 |
| slide and then not slide then climb up | 266.84 | 4.72 |
| yeah oh do it long as my fingers grab | 269.08 | 4.28 |
| come on buddy you got it can I get the | 271.56 | 5.4 |
| chant like come ones come | 273.36 | 7.04 |
| on go jump | 276.96 | 6.0 |
| jump | 280.4 | 6.32 |
| go that was an early | 282.96 | 3.76 |
| jump hey yeah baby that was nice he's | 288.56 | 7.4 |
| climbing up he's looking sex bab oh man | 292.479 | 5.56 |
| you like what you see like it you like | 295.96 | 5.16 |
| what you see I like it oh all right hey | 298.039 | 4.6 |
| let's get on our horses and go closer to | 301.12 | 4.0 |
| that big old place okay everybody | 302.639 | 5.081 |
| remember this day though totally totes | 305.12 | 5.079 |
| goats | 307.72 | 2.479 |
| bats yeah it's okay be man if we can't | 310.84 | 4.359 |
| find a dancer in here there's something | 313.88 | 2.879 |
| wrong with us I think Bean's detecting | 315.199 | 4.56 |
| Talent man I hope so know horses know | 316.759 | 4.761 |
| Talent when they see it do they I think | 319.759 | 4.041 |
| so I think I heard that once on a farm | 321.52 | 4.399 |
| all right Bean chill right there wait | 323.8 | 3.6 |
| why are we pulling out weapons to find | 325.919 | 3.761 |
| Talon um we should probably start | 327.4 | 4.4 |
| without them uh you go for it okay I've | 329.68 | 3.799 |
| never come up to these people once and | 331.8 | 3.519 |
| they be friendly excuse me would anybody | 333.479 | 4.081 |
| like to be in our show it's kind of like | 335.319 | 4.961 |
| American Idol hi we're looking for a | 337.56 | 4.6 |
| fighter all right that bit lasted quite | 340.28 | 4.479 |
| a while let's move on there we go all | 342.16 | 4.44 |
| right watch that Anthony watch that damn | 344.759 | 3.601 |
| you can't just can't just start swing | 346.6 | 3.159 |
| come here come here look how much damage | 348.36 | 2.92 |
| this is going to do come here no I don't | 349.759 | 2.801 |
| want to see how much damage it does here | 351.28 | 4.32 |
| come see how much it is ready nothing | 352.56 | 5.04 |
| ain't nothing ain't [ __ ] all right ain't | 355.6 | 4.56 |
| a godamn thing all right we go in there | 357.6 | 4.8 |
| and start swinging okay excuse me is | 360.16 | 3.759 |
| anyone dancing nobody's dancing they're | 362.4 | 3.799 |
| just standing here ooh the summoning | 363.919 | 4.4 |
| Palace what do you think they summon | 366.199 | 4.601 |
| they summon dancers so no dancers nope | 368.319 | 4.921 |
| two punks here the summoning plays woo | 370.8 | 5.08 |
| it's got really dark in here yeah lots | 373.24 | 5.16 |
| of good Fighters mhm oh what is that I'm | 375.88 | 5.599 |
| hearing yog take me yog yog take me I | 378.4 | 5.72 |
| heard take me yog is this uh oh this is | 381.479 | 4.921 |
| a big old yog Temple oh who the [ __ ] is | 384.12 | 4.799 |
| yog uh it's one of those Gods oh just | 386.4 | 4.639 |
| one of them hey oh it's a dancer what | 388.919 | 3.921 |
| this one this a dancer that man that man | 391.039 | 3.961 |
| is a Dancer okay what about this man uh | 392.84 | 3.359 |
| no that's a carpenter all right we | 395.0 | 2.72 |
| murder the carpenter all right | 396.199 | 4.72 |
| Carpenters do not deserve to Y okay so | 397.72 | 4.52 |
| keep me covered Anthony all right trunch | 400.919 | 4.241 |
| in this man I got my new steel trenching | 402.24 | 5.56 |
| come stop it it better take one hit oh | 405.16 | 4.92 |
| wow it really did okay uh three hits | 407.8 | 3.92 |
| really well really but that was quick | 410.08 | 3.64 |
| hold on I made the Rope so let | 411.72 | 4.24 |
| me that was shockingly quick though you | 413.72 | 3.28 |
| hit someone over the head with a big | 415.96 | 2.72 |
| metal pipe yeah that's what I expect to | 417.0 | 3.72 |
| happen okay what is all this drumming | 418.68 | 3.44 |
| going on you hear this yeah we killed | 420.72 | 3.12 |
| everyone who the hell's doing it let we | 422.12 | 4.0 |
| take a peek are we going to lose the man | 423.84 | 4.0 |
| uh no we shouldn't lose the man come on | 426.12 | 3.199 |
| I should be able to climb up that right | 427.84 | 3.44 |
| come on abster you can do it yep are you | 429.319 | 2.961 |
| a dancer wow there's a lot of | 431.28 | 2.16 |
| worshippers here how do you know if | 432.28 | 3.199 |
| they're a dancer oh it says right above | 433.44 | 4.36 |
| their head oh it says nothing for me oh | 435.479 | 3.84 |
| so yeah you turned the thing on we got | 437.8 | 4.6 |
| an Archer oh we got a priest y priest | 439.319 | 5.0 |
| sorry y priest dead priest I hope he | 442.4 | 3.28 |
| prayed really hard to his God and got | 444.319 | 3.081 |
| into whatever Heaven he believes | 445.68 | 5.04 |
| in y oh hey quit | 447.4 | 5.639 |
| it all righty okay A little bit of a | 450.72 | 4.08 |
| challenge but a little bit a little bit | 453.039 | 4.321 |
| let's see what is that one dancer I | 454.8 | 4.2 |
| didn't I thought girls were dancers and | 457.36 | 3.64 |
| maybe that's you know sexist of me I'm | 459.0 | 3.68 |
| sorry they going be dudes matter of fact | 461.0 | 3.96 |
| all right yep he's here I'm getting the | 462.68 | 4.16 |
| Rope all right Bo come out all right we | 464.96 | 4.04 |
| got us a dancer okay wo then we're good | 466.84 | 4.319 |
| talent scouts the band is starting it's | 469.0 | 7.4 |
| started yes I know y take me oh take me | 471.159 | 5.241 |
| yog right guys I don't know if you | 477.319 | 5.041 |
| notice the giant spider up here nope | 479.479 | 6.321 |
| where is it off to the left to the left | 482.36 | 6.72 |
| uhhuh it tells me this is a zath village | 485.8 | 5.88 |
| because oh wait look at that Zite | 489.08 | 5.0 |
| potentially just murdered a spider feel | 491.68 | 4.32 |
| like I've been here but I feel like we | 494.08 | 3.6 |
| might have been too yeah but a lot of | 496.0 | 3.759 |
| places oh sorry didn't mean jump into | 497.68 | 3.76 |
| you where we putting the horses got to | 499.759 | 3.16 |
| put the horses somewhere yeah probably | 501.44 | 3.08 |
| right there maybe there's a spider | 502.919 | 3.72 |
| wanting to fight me right now okay oh I | 504.52 | 3.359 |
| already put mine down right there that's | 506.639 | 3.201 |
| where mine goes okay all right getting a | 507.879 | 4.0 |
| little dark ski hey buddy I'm just going | 509.84 | 4.48 |
| to go ahead and deal with the uh yep I'm | 511.879 | 4.001 |
| just going to hit this spider up real | 514.32 | 4.279 |
| quick just hit this that'd be all right | 515.88 | 4.24 |
| stay there going if something attacks | 518.599 | 4.281 |
| you all right there we go there it is | 520.12 | 5.0 |
| all right there we go there it is all | 522.88 | 3.76 |
| right great we're going to go to that | 525.12 | 3.8 |
| Village and uh look for a worshipper | 526.64 | 3.879 |
| yeah if you guys don't mind like you | 528.92 | 4.2 |
| know ooh a lot of arrows on there all | 530.519 | 4.521 |
| right take those wind chimes don't mind | 533.12 | 5.32 |
| if I do so sorcerer and uh follower or | 535.04 | 6.2 |
| worshipper yeah okay ah it's going to be | 538.44 | 4.68 |
| dark this is going to be chaos guys yeah | 541.24 | 3.68 |
| it's not going to be easy to uh you see | 543.12 | 4.52 |
| the giant spider by the way no oh oh | 544.92 | 5.12 |
| yeah yeah now yeah yeah hard to miss | 547.64 | 4.04 |
| right yeah so we want to kill everything | 550.04 | 3.72 |
| that's not man we should do some Recon | 551.68 | 3.48 |
| we should get somewhere that's the | 553.76 | 3.4 |
| tricky part isn't it we hey you see that | 555.16 | 4.72 |
| big rock up there in front of me I mean | 557.16 | 4.28 |
| yeah like this one right there yeah but | 559.88 | 3.88 |
| beyond that the real tall one yeah we | 561.44 | 3.92 |
| climb that we take a look that's a good | 563.76 | 3.36 |
| idea okay all right I'll meet you at the | 565.36 | 4.719 |
| top okay I'll see you guys up there yeah | 567.12 | 7.04 |
| oh spine breaker fllying | 570.079 | 6.681 |
| sh oh [ __ ] they're right here they saw | 574.16 | 5.04 |
| me they saw me completely and I'm now | 576.76 | 4.199 |
| climbing up to the top yep and I'm | 579.2 | 4.16 |
| holding a torch which is not very sneaky | 580.959 | 4.801 |
| oh boy yep I didn't realized where I was | 583.36 | 4.64 |
| going was like right next to them bad | 585.76 | 3.759 |
| start bad start please don't have | 588.0 | 5.76 |
| archers they have archers okay oh [ __ ] | 589.519 | 5.801 |
| uh yeah I'm just | 593.76 | 4.56 |
| falling oh there's a dancer okay what | 595.32 | 4.88 |
| about a worshipper uh there's someone | 598.32 | 4.56 |
| worshiping by the altar are you guys | 600.2 | 4.36 |
| there someone worshiping are you guys | 602.88 | 3.72 |
| going to the tippy top man I don't it's | 604.56 | 4.24 |
| it's really hard to even see from here | 606.6 | 3.76 |
| yeah I mean I could I feel like I could | 608.8 | 3.88 |
| see right now do you see a worshipper | 610.36 | 4.08 |
| yeah right in front of the big fire in | 612.68 | 4.279 |
| front of the big F oh that's your guy or | 614.44 | 4.6 |
| girl right there huh looks like it looks | 616.959 | 4.201 |
| like they're praying I'd say yes that | 619.04 | 4.359 |
| that is a worshiper okay so we got to | 621.16 | 3.919 |
| find a way to take everybody out except | 623.399 | 4.041 |
| for that person you know what I can yep | 625.079 | 5.281 |
| I I've got my bow and arrow this dancer | 627.44 | 4.12 |
| having a good time I'm going to take him | 630.36 | 3.479 |
| out man I could maybe just do like one | 631.56 | 4.68 |
| at a time if I can luring him | 633.839 | 5.401 |
| out oh oh boy yep Something's Happened | 636.24 | 5.08 |
| it's called War I'll keep an eye on that | 639.24 | 5.039 |
| worshipper yeah do that good call all | 641.32 | 5.4 |
| right one day one down worshipper hasn't | 644.279 | 5.041 |
| moved yet cuz they worshiping all right | 646.72 | 4.559 |
| I'm back on the ground I'm going to go | 649.32 | 5.8 |
| in the front door she moved moved [ __ ] | 651.279 | 6.321 |
| she is uh yep I got eyes on her yeah you | 655.12 | 3.719 |
| keep an eye on that worshipper I'm | 657.6 | 2.84 |
| trying trying to yep she went back to | 658.839 | 4.24 |
| the worship spot she's good okay yeah | 660.44 | 6.28 |
| focus focus that one prey comes to us | 663.079 | 5.361 |
| what oh god come on what are you doing | 666.72 | 3.48 |
| you little [ __ ] I got to be able to get | 668.44 | 4.0 |
| you you got like a freaking shield made | 670.2 | 4.84 |
| out of freaking bar to move come on | 672.44 | 4.079 |
| she's running over there come on she's | 675.04 | 4.239 |
| going back to the thing again I did not | 676.519 | 5.961 |
| realize how low my daggers are my | 679.279 | 5.521 |
| daggers are like practically broken I'm | 682.48 | 5.28 |
| out of uh arrows too that's no good have | 684.8 | 5.479 |
| to go in I got this guy come on y'all | 687.76 | 3.96 |
| get in and fight I'll keep an eye on him | 690.279 | 2.56 |
| make sure you're not killing the wrong | 691.72 | 4.96 |
| person come on come on sucker sucker | 692.839 | 5.721 |
| suckered a | 696.68 | 4.12 |
| sorcerer what | 698.56 | 5.399 |
| sumon sumon I think Simon's probably | 700.8 | 5.8 |
| dead a great probably has no bed down | 703.959 | 5.12 |
| probably not all right d there's a guy | 706.6 | 4.239 |
| with a bag getting ready to attack you | 709.079 | 5.44 |
| oh yeah bag person bag lady yep okay | 710.839 | 5.601 |
| okay there you go all right this is this | 714.519 | 3.721 |
| is good [ __ ] all right worshipers right | 716.44 | 3.72 |
| there you see her here yeah all right | 718.24 | 3.24 |
| I'm going to go for it but I don't know | 720.16 | 2.88 |
| if I should keep an eye out or come help | 721.48 | 4.08 |
| what do you think o is anyone else | 723.04 | 4.2 |
| coming at me there's there's one the | 725.56 | 3.24 |
| person just beyond oh that's the | 727.24 | 3.399 |
| worshiper coming at you okay um just | 728.8 | 3.44 |
| lure toward you start start knocking | 730.639 | 4.521 |
| around I'm going to oh oh | 732.24 | 7.8 |
| [ __ ] what what oh God okay hold up maybe | 735.16 | 8.84 |
| I can get her get me me big one oh this | 740.04 | 7.359 |
| going take a minute kick you | 744.0 | 5.72 |
| go what | 747.399 | 5.481 |
| did I just knock you out yeah holy crap | 749.72 | 6.0 |
| that was quicker than I | 752.88 | 2.84 |
| thought okay so this is my last bed I | 756.72 | 7.4 |
| picked it up already son of a [ __ ] this | 762.279 | 5.36 |
| is not good and if I'm not mistaken is | 764.12 | 5.64 |
| this this is where the snake is right | 767.639 | 6.121 |
| isn't that no is it I don't even wait is | 769.76 | 6.4 |
| it this way I don't know which way to go | 773.76 | 4.439 |
| do I run around here and this is where | 776.16 | 5.32 |
| the snake is is I don't I really really | 778.199 | 5.961 |
| don't know yeah this is where the snake | 781.48 | 5.719 |
| is yeah you son of a [ __ ] of course of | 784.16 | 5.039 |
| course I'm going to run the wrong way | 787.199 | 4.121 |
| damn it this is going to be fun trying | 789.199 | 5.44 |
| to find my way out of here so here and | 791.32 | 7.84 |
| then then what I didn't like [ __ ] where | 794.639 | 8.44 |
| do I go where do I | 799.16 | 3.919 |
| go all right check with me later | 805.959 | 4.801 |
| okay [ __ ] I might be here for seven | 813.56 | 5.32 |
| episodes oh [ __ ] am I fighting these | 816.48 | 5.159 |
| guys I I'm run into a big threats here | 818.88 | 6.399 |
| oh God oh God this is was this a like | 821.639 | 6.481 |
| this is a big Wrong Turn did I did we | 825.279 | 6.36 |
| fight through this before [ __ ] do I just | 828.12 | 5.48 |
| got to run I think I just got to run hey | 831.639 | 4.12 |
| buddy just pay no attention to me I'm | 833.6 | 5.239 |
| just going to run oh God that seemed you | 835.759 | 5.921 |
| not fing oh yes of course they are of | 838.839 | 7.12 |
| course they are why do oh come on [ __ ] | 841.68 | 8.8 |
| [ __ ] sit to stop panicking Slow Down | 845.959 | 7.32 |
| slow down there it is are you just going | 850.48 | 4.159 |
| to stand there | 853.279 | 6.0 |
| nice oh just just relax and oh it's | 854.639 | 6.721 |
| coming back to me we're supposed to fill | 859.279 | 5.761 |
| things with water aren't we do I need to | 861.36 | 8.88 |
| or can I make the crazy jump oh yeah | 865.04 | 7.44 |
| Dam | 870.24 | 2.24 |
| it behind me Anthony behind I'm catching | 874.839 | 4.92 |
| up I'm catching up sweet how's our | 877.759 | 4.401 |
| dancer doing he looks uh floppy and | 879.759 | 5.161 |
| unconscious is he is he going to live uh | 882.16 | 4.479 |
| let's hope so usually they they like | 884.92 | 3.96 |
| kill people this way don't they yeah or | 886.639 | 3.76 |
| or they would tie two horses to each | 888.88 | 3.399 |
| other and like run opposite ways okay | 890.399 | 3.161 |
| that would definitely do it well they | 892.279 | 2.641 |
| tie you know they'll tie all four of | 893.56 | 4.04 |
| your limbs to like four different horses | 894.92 | 4.4 |
| and then like stretch you out so this is | 897.6 | 3.72 |
| the first member of our band which kind | 899.32 | 4.48 |
| do you think he's going to be like which | 901.32 | 5.6 |
| stereotype cute one bad boy o I'm | 903.8 | 6.32 |
| thinking the bad boy I like yeah this | 906.92 | 6.039 |
| will be our Joey fat one was he the bad | 910.12 | 5.839 |
| was he the bad boy sure yeah I don't | 912.959 | 6.161 |
| know oh nebes you got it got it thank | 915.959 | 5.24 |
| you so much oh you're welcome yeah you | 919.12 | 4.24 |
| really packed for this trip didn't you I | 921.199 | 4.44 |
| I picked this up and it gets in the way | 923.36 | 4.479 |
| of everything really hey could you take | 925.639 | 4.32 |
| that home for me yeah apparently there | 927.839 | 4.721 |
| was a map Dro from the defeated sorcerer | 929.959 | 5.161 |
| that I defeated that leads to secrets of | 932.56 | 5.04 |
| sorcery but I didn't see it up there I | 935.12 | 4.76 |
| kind of want to do one more little look | 937.6 | 5.2 |
| okay I'll take uh the the worshipper | 939.88 | 5.16 |
| home thank you hey you've done all of | 942.8 | 3.8 |
| this do you want these fiber bindings in | 945.04 | 3.279 |
| case those break oh yeah that's that's a | 946.6 | 4.039 |
| good idea yeah you take those yep got | 948.319 | 3.921 |
| them God I got to take this piece of | 950.639 | 3.961 |
| [ __ ] off I can't do this I'm worried | 952.24 | 3.68 |
| about Simon's horse I don't think we can | 954.6 | 4.2 |
| take them both home then I'll I'll be in | 955.92 | 5.399 |
| charge of that okay okay I'm on it all | 958.8 | 5.68 |
| right uh oh you're the best I got owned | 961.319 | 4.481 |
| hey you did great I'll see you back | 964.48 | 3.0 |
| there I did not um up until you died you | 965.8 | 3.92 |
| did great right see you home all right | 967.48 | 4.88 |
| thank you you're welcome let's remember | 969.72 | 4.679 |
| this day | 972.36 | 8.0 |
| y all right um I was up here before come | 974.399 | 6.8 |
| my | 980.36 | 4.44 |
| love come now that you know what I think | 981.199 | 4.88 |
| the only way I'm going to get out of | 984.8 | 4.76 |
| here is by dying maybe I'll get lucky if | 986.079 | 5.041 |
| I die I don't care all right what's | 989.56 | 4.04 |
| going on come my level okay now I'm | 991.12 | 4.36 |
| going to run all right I'm running hey | 993.6 | 3.44 |
| see let me see what we get come on come | 995.48 | 3.64 |
| on we can do this I don't need to fight | 997.04 | 4.159 |
| I can get out of here right you coming | 999.12 | 4.76 |
| for me you coming a you slow pieces of | 1001.199 | 5.681 |
| [ __ ] all right hold on am I almost out | 1003.88 | 5.759 |
| please let's see I swear to God if | 1006.88 | 4.759 |
| there's just more of these stupid | 1009.639 | 4.68 |
| freaking skeletons behind this door come | 1011.639 | 3.921 |
| on what do you | 1014.319 | 4.121 |
| got is this is this a good thing I don't | 1015.56 | 4.32 |
| I don't even know if I'm going farther | 1018.44 | 3.759 |
| in or not oh God jeez they scared the | 1019.88 | 4.4 |
| [ __ ] out of me you freaking ghost scared | 1022.199 | 6.161 |
| the hell out of me damn it all right yes | 1024.28 | 6.32 |
| I remember this this is the entrance to | 1028.36 | 6.719 |
| that hell hole now now where do I go oh | 1030.6 | 8.92 |
| my God all right to the next chapter God | 1035.079 | 6.681 |
| I need to put a bed in the right | 1039.52 | 3.919 |
| [Music] | 1041.76 | 5.72 |
| place okay all right so spiral staircase | 1043.439 | 6.961 |
| seems like a good thing is this uh is | 1047.48 | 6.24 |
| this a way out please let there be oh oh | 1050.4 | 9.08 |
| okay oh oh what's going on oh yes I'm | 1053.72 | 11.04 |
| out I am I am out now where am I I am | 1059.48 | 9.24 |
| far away from them okay all right good | 1064.76 | 7.2 |
| times my god oh and then there's you | 1068.72 | 5.56 |
| guys all right see you later see you | 1071.96 | 5.44 |
| Schmucks later I will not be back | 1074.28 | 5.92 |
| goodbye | 1077.4 | 4.8 |
| all right is this working oh are you | 1080.2 | 4.599 |
| working now okay we were glitching for a | 1082.2 | 6.64 |
| bit free Hol are you working oh nope yep | 1084.799 | 6.081 |
| now there's a wall there that wall was | 1088.84 | 4.64 |
| not there a second ago can I ride | 1090.88 | 6.48 |
| you oh hey wow wow what just happened to | 1093.48 | 6.64 |
| her The Internet's been crazy man who | 1097.36 | 4.52 |
| okay there she's going she's going is | 1100.12 | 4.12 |
| she yeah okay I'm going to try to I've | 1101.88 | 4.2 |
| been really struggling she's been like | 1104.24 | 3.4 |
| clipping through the ground all kind of | 1106.08 | 2.839 |
| stuff | 1107.64 | 3.68 |
| I couldn't find a sorcerer's map so | 1108.919 | 4.481 |
| whatever oh you didn't find it nah | 1111.32 | 4.52 |
| what's that do I don't know just says to | 1113.4 | 5.0 |
| do it and you thought that sounds fun | 1115.84 | 4.16 |
| well no it's like that you know when you | 1118.4 | 3.759 |
| do these little journey quests say the | 1120.0 | 4.039 |
| map Dro from the defeated sorcerer leads | 1122.159 | 3.561 |
| to where the secrets of sorcery can be | 1124.039 | 3.601 |
| learned gotcha okay I did that for | 1125.72 | 4.319 |
| farming oh you beat a farmer and then | 1127.64 | 5.24 |
| found his map N I planted aloe oh okay | 1130.039 | 4.64 |
| so that's a little bit different right | 1132.88 | 4.799 |
| yeah yeah well at least you dropped Alo | 1134.679 | 5.401 |
| I don't know hello hello all right we'll | 1137.679 | 4.081 |
| get her on the the uh wheel of | 1140.08 | 4.44 |
| friendship yeah I owe you one man oh | 1141.76 | 5.159 |
| crap oh no uh-oh she's under water can | 1144.52 | 4.72 |
| you grab her I I gave you my bindings | 1146.919 | 4.161 |
| yep hold on keep it you go look at her | 1149.24 | 3.72 |
| keep an eye on her I'm going but hold | 1151.08 | 4.52 |
| got oh man okay I got some bindings in | 1152.96 | 5.04 |
| my horse if I need B buy money I got a | 1155.6 | 4.92 |
| binding over here too boop boop stay you | 1158.0 | 5.72 |
| stay stay I'm so incumbered to how is | 1160.52 | 5.159 |
| she alive okay where is she I don't even | 1163.72 | 4.0 |
| see her where is she she went underwater | 1165.679 | 5.801 |
| okay I'm oh I see her okay oh okay got | 1167.72 | 6.16 |
| her oh my God you're a hero what a | 1171.48 | 5.96 |
| mission oh man what a day huh woo hey | 1173.88 | 6.6 |
| guys hey what hello you got to go save | 1177.44 | 5.239 |
| your horse my horse your hor in the | 1180.48 | 3.48 |
| desert your you don't even know you had | 1182.679 | 3.441 |
| a horse no I do know I had a horse I | 1183.96 | 4.32 |
| know that I know that Dora took care of | 1186.12 | 4.2 |
| it well I couldn't bring it with me what | 1188.28 | 4.12 |
| can't take two horses at once yep you | 1190.32 | 3.96 |
| said youd take care of it I heard you oh | 1192.4 | 4.12 |
| while I was there I took care of it I'm | 1194.28 | 3.48 |
| worried about Simon's horse I don't | 1196.52 | 3.519 |
| think we can take take them both home M | 1197.76 | 4.56 |
| then I'll I'll be in charge of that okay | 1200.039 | 4.961 |
| okay I'm on it go get your horse the | 1202.32 | 4.92 |
| horse is dead no it's not buy a giant | 1205.0 | 4.6 |
| spider it's fine all right we'll see all | 1207.24 | 5.08 |
| right we got to wait in | 1209.6 | 2.72 |
| line oh man Anthony yeah this thing's | 1212.64 | 5.399 |
| acting real weird for you too oh yeah | 1216.24 | 3.559 |
| you're what are you fighting um where | 1218.039 | 3.921 |
| are you fighting well there's a fighter | 1219.799 | 4.441 |
| who's running into a oh now she's | 1221.96 | 4.44 |
| sitting down now there's an antelope | 1224.24 | 4.919 |
| just looking Majestic look at that gate | 1226.4 | 5.399 |
| oh oh okay oh there's a man suddenly and | 1229.159 | 4.961 |
| an alligator look at that things have | 1231.799 | 4.88 |
| gone to hell oh man yep must fight | 1234.12 | 5.36 |
| through it there might be a dancer in | 1236.679 | 4.641 |
| here AB I'm going to need you to pick a | 1239.48 | 4.04 |
| direction I'm heading into the camp sure | 1241.32 | 4.8 |
| you are sure and with the antelope we'll | 1243.52 | 4.56 |
| see who is also we'll see I'm watching | 1246.12 | 3.799 |
| you chances are you're going to change | 1248.08 | 3.24 |
| yep Noe now you're over there see can't | 1249.919 | 3.201 |
| make up your damn mind hey this is an uh | 1251.32 | 3.44 |
| this is a great advertisement for uh | 1253.12 | 4.439 |
| Spectrum internet yes get Spectrum it'll | 1254.76 | 6.08 |
| work it'll work a little bit are any of | 1257.559 | 5.881 |
| these dancers no I saw an Archer and a | 1260.84 | 4.24 |
| sorcerer oh God I'm taking hits and I | 1263.44 | 3.08 |
| don't know where from the anal opes on | 1265.08 | 3.479 |
| top of the fire now oh there's some | 1266.52 | 4.12 |
| people oh wait there was a performer oh | 1268.559 | 3.641 |
| yeah that's a dancer there is a dancer | 1270.64 | 3.6 |
| in here the man the man which man uh the | 1272.2 | 3.8 |
| one this one I'm looking at I'm getting | 1274.24 | 2.88 |
| at my trench and I'm about be I don't | 1276.0 | 2.12 |
| know which one you're looking at you're | 1277.12 | 3.2 |
| right now you're looking at a tree um | 1278.12 | 4.439 |
| it's it's a guy he has like a a dumb | 1280.32 | 4.56 |
| haircut he looks like a he-man okay yes | 1282.559 | 3.561 |
| yes I'm looking at a he-man he looks | 1284.88 | 3.24 |
| like an 80s character now there's like a | 1286.12 | 3.6 |
| goddess floating in the sky and bouncing | 1288.12 | 4.32 |
| around okay hold on help God help | 1289.72 | 4.72 |
| goddess help please for the love of you | 1292.44 | 3.359 |
| I think all right I got him he's down | 1294.44 | 3.08 |
| he's down is he cuz he's standing right | 1295.799 | 5.841 |
| here well oh there he goes all right boy | 1297.52 | 8.08 |
| Spectrum internet everybody it'll | 1301.64 | 3.96 |
| work what kind of performance is that n | 1306.0 | 5.279 |
| look that lady's been yelling at him for | 1309.44 | 3.88 |
| hours there's two L's yelling at him | 1311.279 | 3.88 |
| yeah yeah you got to have tough skin to | 1313.32 | 3.4 |
| be in entertainment but what's the | 1315.159 | 3.321 |
| there's not even performance just got | 1316.72 | 3.4 |
| his arms up in the air well he was | 1318.48 | 3.6 |
| juggling he probably is like juggling | 1320.12 | 3.799 |
| ain't working let me try this that's not | 1322.08 | 3.959 |
| working yeah he might have two tricks | 1323.919 | 4.0 |
| NES how's your are yeah Simons how's | 1326.039 | 5.041 |
| how's your horse I tell you listen I I | 1327.919 | 5.801 |
| hear you guys talking yeah and that's | 1331.08 | 4.24 |
| that's where where's uh where's the | 1333.72 | 3.24 |
| other one you don't see us you don't see | 1335.32 | 4.08 |
| us at the wheel I see somebody this is | 1336.96 | 4.0 |
| the wheel of friendship I see somebody | 1339.4 | 3.72 |
| standing here yellow so I'm assuming | 1340.96 | 4.56 |
| that's door where are you at neebs oh | 1343.12 | 4.679 |
| you're in your horse I'm in my horse in | 1345.52 | 4.6 |
| your horse my horse isn't even here or | 1347.799 | 5.561 |
| you're in a horse okay in a horse that's | 1350.12 | 5.72 |
| oh God you're part of that horse walk | 1353.36 | 5.48 |
| around de yes yeah right now yeah and it | 1355.84 | 5.04 |
| took me forever to see Dora the horse | 1358.84 | 4.079 |
| following me right now oh you are a part | 1360.88 | 3.799 |
| of that horse walking around oh these | 1362.919 | 4.401 |
| ladies are going to love this this is | 1364.679 | 4.201 |
| stage watch out ladies this is your | 1367.32 | 4.359 |
| chancees the main attractions here get | 1368.88 | 6.159 |
| up there announce me please okay um | 1371.679 | 5.36 |
| ladies and gentlemen everyone get ready | 1375.039 | 4.921 |
| for the manhole | 1377.039 | 2.921 |
| SES he's a man he's a horse there's six | 1381.76 | 5.48 |
| legs going on here ladies and gentlemen | 1385.0 | 4.4 |
| if you haven't noticed the middle legs | 1387.24 | 5.919 |
| are human what what that's it your head | 1389.4 | 5.84 |
| is is not even visible anymore oh there | 1393.159 | 3.64 |
| it is and it's popped through there's | 1395.24 | 4.76 |
| neees how does he do it w w this is the | 1396.799 | 6.041 |
| best show we we're going to make M the | 1400.0 | 4.88 |
| money those chicks just can't ever be | 1402.84 | 3.439 |
| happy though I'll tell you that much | 1404.88 | 3.799 |
| nope they suck you're going to have to | 1406.279 | 3.961 |
| sign on like a you're going to be like | 1408.679 | 6.24 |
| the open opening act neebs forever | 1410.24 | 4.679 |
| right and h h | 1417.36 | 5.12 |
| h how's that I mean it looks good the | 1423.08 | 5.12 |
| the horse is kind of sticking up the | 1426.08 | 4.0 |
| rear oh that's better this better yeah | 1428.2 | 3.92 |
| yeah that's jumping right there this how | 1430.08 | 4.16 |
| you do it V Bobby that's some quality | 1432.12 | 4.4 |
| jumping what happens when you climb | 1434.24 | 4.559 |
| climb yeah like climb the wall behind | 1436.52 | 4.2 |
| you okay hold | 1438.799 | 7.321 |
| up y how's that look oh um not not not | 1440.72 | 7.079 |
| not good try to do in the center stage | 1446.12 | 4.36 |
| maybe it'll look better Center Stage yep | 1447.799 | 5.961 |
| ah yeah h ah yeah you know what we're | 1450.48 | 5.0 |
| going to need to do in the middle of the | 1453.76 | 5.6 |
| stage oh that looks good yeah oh yeah | 1455.48 | 6.4 |
| Bobby take notes this is how a performer | 1459.36 | 5.12 |
| looks wow oh boy this must be fun for | 1461.88 | 5.48 |
| you Simon I can't see it oh yeah oh no | 1464.48 | 4.16 |
| it's great | 1467.36 | 3.799 |
| good stuff well hey you guys ready for a | 1468.64 | 4.919 |
| dancer uh yeah yeah get out of get get | 1471.159 | 4.841 |
| out of here opening yeah you like a | 1473.559 | 4.561 |
| horse's ass introducing the first member | 1476.0 | 4.399 |
| of the soon to be biggest group in the | 1478.12 | 7.84 |
| world boom ooh oh what a | 1480.399 | 9.4 |
| Bo there it is O and look my purple | 1485.96 | 7.199 |
| corruption is going down oh wait is that | 1489.799 | 4.441 |
| I want to do that I want to stand near | 1493.159 | 3.321 |
| him yeah stand near him you get his yeah | 1494.24 | 3.88 |
| so this one's the bad boy for for anyone | 1496.48 | 3.4 |
| who wants to you know hang pictures on | 1498.12 | 4.36 |
| the wall all right yeah nice what's the | 1499.88 | 4.88 |
| what's the band name it's still work in | 1502.48 | 3.919 |
| progress but yeah we got to get all the | 1504.76 | 3.159 |
| members first and then kind of decide | 1506.399 | 3.321 |
| the direction we're going oh I wonder | 1507.919 | 3.401 |
| who's who the cute one's going to be so | 1509.72 | 3.76 |
| far this one's pretty cute no this the | 1511.32 | 3.599 |
| bad boy this is the bad boy all right | 1513.48 | 3.4 |
| but he's still cute I like bad boys cuz | 1514.919 | 3.961 |
| they're cute also nee's bad dad might be | 1516.88 | 3.679 |
| dead knew it where the hell that bird | 1518.88 | 4.76 |
| come from we found it okay it's taxid | 1520.559 | 5.24 |
| dermid all right no he's enjoying the | 1523.64 | 5.519 |
| show is that [ __ ] in the back drunk | 1525.799 | 6.961 |
| yep God nees get back in your seat why | 1529.159 | 5.64 |
| are you in the front row I'm a horse now | 1532.76 | 4.639 |
| shut up no you're not yes he is he can't | 1534.799 | 4.321 |
| put on a horse disguise and sneak into | 1537.399 | 3.441 |
| the front row of the concert get back | 1539.12 | 4.159 |
| there right now he is my favorite right | 1540.84 | 4.719 |
| now y there oh wow they're just letting | 1543.279 | 4.961 |
| anyone in these | 1545.559 | 2.681 |
| days | 1556.679 | 3.0 |
| [Music] | 1561.6 | 3.07 |
| oh | 1567.559 | 3.0 |
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