His Plan is FLAWLESS! - Ark Fjordur

Hey there fellow Neebs Gaming fans! Have you seen the latest episode of Ark: Noobs Vs Alpha Tribe? It's an intense one, let me tell you. The...
His Plan is FLAWLESS! - Ark Fjordur
His Plan is FLAWLESS! - Ark Fjordur

His Plan is FLAWLESS! - Ark Fjordur

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neebs: Hey guys, welcome back to another episode of Ark Fjordur! Today, we're gonna talk about why this video is our favorite. And let me tell you, it's flawless!

simon: Oh yeah, flawless like a diamond in the rough! This video has everything - drama, action, and of course, our epic fails against the Alpha tribe.

appsro: Haha, you guys are too much! But seriously, this video is a rollercoaster of emotions. I mean, who knew watching us struggle against the Alpha tribe could be so entertaining?

neebs: Exactly! It's like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but with dinosaurs and a lot more screaming. What's not to love?

Why this video rocks!
This post is written mostly by AI and the above audio snippet is a (poorly) generated conversation between members of the Neebs Gaming Crew using OpenAi and ElevenLabs!

This video comes straight from the Neebs Gaming YouTube channel.

Hey there fellow Neebs Gaming fans! Have you seen the latest episode of Ark: Noobs Vs Alpha Tribe? It's an intense one, let me tell you. The beta tribe is in disarray and the Alpha tribe is gaining strength. It's a real nail-biter to see how our underdog heroes will manage to hold on against the odds!

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If you're a fan of Ark: Survival Evolved like me, you'll love diving into the playlist of Neebs Gaming's adventures in the game. It's always a wild ride with this crew, and I can't get enough of their hilarious antics and epic battles.

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Thanks for tuning in to Ark: Noobs Vs Alpha Tribe - it's been a blast watching with you all! Can't wait to see what happens next in the world of Ark: Survival Evolved.

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dinosaurs can bite [ __ ] through the wall214.3193.601
so let's put it somewhere where it's a216.483.6
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black i need more wood too all right i'm223.5993.761
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a little raptor buddy what else is out238.084.719
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asked you to do the thing stop it stop276.83.44
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oh [ __ ] this game with a goddamn fork283.526.0
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in [ __ ] this game mode already291.444.28
oh [ __ ] [ __ ] me299.044.08
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oh those are no those are t-rexes we got303.123.519
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[ __ ] is it picking it up and dropping it378.04.319
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of something all right well this is765.686.32
vampira what the hell is her name767.5195.711
to meet you vampira772.06.01
oh boy uh you know it's too dark to do778.485.52
[ __ ] now we'll have an equally781.2794.8
accomplished day tomorrow i'm sure uh784.02.88
yes oh i laid down a little bit786.886.079
i'm right behind you789.763.199
really elvira that's it elvira vampyra794.486.799
damn close798.9595.361
damn close801.2795.121
right sure804.325.359
all right dora yes818.245.12
all right so i'm checking roses ai820.164.479
target mode players only okay i did824.6394.88
detect i just detected a player let me827.25.199
uh let me blow this up when you put this829.5194.801
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they were taming [ __ ] here okay like837.124.88
flyers so you're up the coast yeah oh839.444.72
i'm way up the coast i'm liking the842.04.079
[ __ ] up here all right we'll see if844.163.44
you see any beds because those are fun846.0794.161
to break yeah should i just like should847.64.479
i wait for you or should i try to find850.243.599
these guys and just definitely try to852.0793.76
find them okay yeah i'll make my way to853.8393.521
you i just want to check one more little855.8394.321
area over here all right okay857.364.8
i'm gonna go check and see860.164.239
what i can see do it check and see what862.165.359
you can see okay parasite detected enemy864.3994.0
the same spot i was before you know what868.3994.641
people oh the boat's right below me oh870.724.64
it's the one that we like trying to [ __ ]873.044.08
with no it's a different boat with875.364.64
spikes or so they got spiky boats yeah877.125.2
so listen now that i got the boat880.04.639
okay so what i'll do is this882.324.24
do you have anything to blow it up uh no884.6394.161
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kill them come on892.244.399
yeah baby894.884.0
oh is it terence now that it has a name906.166.28
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you're dead terrence915.443.199
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know how to destroy your boat but i922.84.8
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follow you anyway once you come land on929.8393.921
these spikes real quick i'd rather not931.5194.241
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second speaking of my bird i gotta land935.766.72
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you go do you okay943.926.719
okay okay i do me you do you all right945.764.879
oh that's their giga952.9593.44
i wonder956.3994.641
i wonder if the plants will hit now957.7594.08
there were some griffins over there if i961.8395.521
could lead that giga into some griffins963.924.479
i mean967.363.599
i i don't have [ __ ] and maybe968.3995.68
their plants will start to hit970.9594.161
i'm 6 44.975.123.76
what are you doing979.2793.68
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are their defenses off984.884.16
hello oh my god i'm just right989.924.56
oh god there we go there we go994.484.479
okay okay996.84.56
oh let's see998.9594.481
hide behind this wall1001.363.52
what is this1003.444.759
oh [ __ ]1004.883.319
all right let me go ahead1010.3993.601
just sacrifice myself for maybe right1014.04.88
here oh god1016.564.8
here we go1018.882.48
all right come on1021.923.64
i just punched you1028.244.719
you guys are on passive1030.484.0
i will be right back1034.4825.11

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Man, I just can't get enough of Neebs Gaming's Ark series! Their cinematic approach makes you feel like you're right there on the island with the gang. In this latest episode, those noobs are really up against it going against the alpha tribe.

The way Neebs tells the story, following the noobs as they struggle to survive and build up their base, you get totally invested in their journey. And the edits with dramatic music and cool camera angles add so much tension and excitement. It's like watching a movie!

When those alphas show up to raid the noobs' base, I was literally on the edge of my seat. The action is so immersive and entertaining. And the banter between the characters is hilarious - Dora really cracks me up.

Overall, Neebs Gaming takes a game like Ark and transforms it into an epic cinematic experience. There's no better way to enjoy Ark than through their videos. It's like you're playing the game yourself, but with a whole production crew making it as cinematic as possible.

I could go on and on about how amazing their content is. But you really just need to check it out for yourself. Watching Neebs and the gang take on the Ark world is always the highlight of my day. If you're even a casual fan of Ark, you need to subscribe to Neebs Gaming now. Their Noobs vs Alpha series is too good to miss!

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