GORILLA TURTLES Won't Stop ATTACKING Me! - Conan Exiles
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neebs: Hey there Appsro, have you seen that video where those GORILLA TURTLES won't stop ATTACKING me in Conan Exiles? It's hilarious!
appsro: Oh yeah, that's definitely one of my favorites! I mean, who wouldn't love watching you get chased around by mutant animals?
neebs: I know, right? It's like a comedy show in itself. Those creatures just have it out for me in the game!
appsro: Well, I can't blame them. You do tend to attract trouble wherever you go in Conan Exiles. It's part of your charm.
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Transcript
Caption | Start | Duration |
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wake up boys uh it's time to play Conan | 2.12 | 6.7 |
what oh oh how do I how do I you're | 4.86 | 7.56 |
stuck there no I got it oh yeah time to | 8.82 | 6.899 |
play Conan back in Conan hello put your | 12.42 | 5.82 |
arms down names calm down put your pants | 15.719 | 5.22 |
up it's up it's up it's a new Conan | 18.24 | 4.619 |
series you know what that means pits up | 20.939 | 4.26 |
did we start the first one pits up you | 22.859 | 4.68 |
know what else what like the world's | 25.199 | 5.701 |
longest armpit hairs | 27.539 | 4.621 |
awesome | 30.9 | 2.88 |
should we run down the beach see if we | 32.16 | 3.36 |
can go find door and Simon yeah follow | 33.78 | 3.84 |
me all right pitch up | 35.52 | 5.219 |
stop it stop it stop it stop fake | 37.62 | 5.759 |
screaming I gotta commit Anthony yeah if | 40.739 | 6.361 |
you're gonna do it Go ah ah it feels | 43.379 | 6.961 |
good yeah did you just pee yes okay | 47.1 | 5.52 |
there's a baby that right down there | 50.34 | 4.32 |
just walking yeah yeah I feel like it's | 52.62 | 4.619 |
lost from the mama it is Hey listen you | 54.66 | 4.68 |
need to watch a kid he's just going off | 57.239 | 4.14 |
into the water on its own Simon let's | 59.34 | 3.78 |
take out this guy up here right oh you | 61.379 | 3.78 |
want to start with murder yeah okay I | 63.12 | 3.72 |
could try and then we'll focus on what | 65.159 | 4.621 |
we need to excuse me sir not not | 66.84 | 6.9 |
affecting this one that's interesting I | 69.78 | 5.22 |
remember like back when we played this | 73.74 | 3.9 |
the first time he attacked oh what a | 75.0 | 4.38 |
nice guy yep I might put my bed roll | 77.64 | 3.06 |
down I didn't expect him to be so nice | 79.38 | 3.599 |
maybe maybe this is the song yeah let me | 80.7 | 4.14 |
see if he just wants to talk oh whoops | 82.979 | 4.201 |
oh watch out oh I gotta rebind that [ __ ] | 84.84 | 6.0 |
okay yeah oh excuse me yep okay and uh | 87.18 | 6.54 |
oh arrows The Wanderer hello Eros | 90.84 | 6.3 |
another new one eh uh-huh what do you | 93.72 | 5.82 |
smell probably sarcos we smell like | 97.14 | 4.86 |
despair I guess okay that's fine now a | 99.54 | 5.88 |
Wanderer this guy wants a sailor okay no | 102.0 | 5.82 |
cities in the north learn emote yeah I'm | 105.42 | 5.76 |
gonna learn in a moat thank you clap oh | 107.82 | 5.54 |
a light clap I'd suggest you talk to | 111.18 | 4.92 |
Arcos and learn a polite clap Simon | 113.36 | 5.14 |
light I think you said light clap a | 116.1 | 5.64 |
polite one okay I'll take one sure oh | 118.5 | 8.78 |
this is this is fun isn't it I like it | 121.74 | 5.54 |
good dude | 127.74 | 20.18 |
[Music] | 128.91 | 21.29 |
guys | 147.92 | 5.26 |
hello already Anthony what that was a | 150.2 | 5.02 |
good yell I don't know did you guys see | 153.18 | 4.38 |
this Eclipse I tried so what you got a | 155.22 | 4.14 |
clip yeah look at this we're getting | 157.56 | 3.539 |
attacked by an alligator look at me I'm | 159.36 | 6.36 |
holding the sun it's crazy guys | 161.099 | 7.021 |
is this how Conan usually goes | 165.72 | 3.9 |
um we just ignore all the threats and | 168.12 | 3.06 |
look at the sun I mean what this this | 169.62 | 3.119 |
area is not dangerous I'm getting | 171.18 | 3.72 |
attacked by an alligator as we speak | 172.739 | 5.161 |
where is this alligator on me you want | 174.9 | 4.199 |
me to bring it to you I will where are | 177.9 | 2.699 |
you Anthony I'm right over here on the | 179.099 | 4.441 |
beach there we are great reference oh | 180.599 | 4.741 |
yeah okay oh yeah here's the alligator | 183.54 | 2.9 |
yeah | 185.34 | 4.679 |
anything I was screaming for my life I'm | 186.44 | 5.379 |
sorry all right yeah hey if you're gonna | 190.019 | 3.961 |
jump in we gotta communicate with each | 191.819 | 4.5 |
other Anthony I'm stabbing big stab big | 193.98 | 4.08 |
stab I'm staying back from him I'm not | 196.319 | 3.601 |
hitting him at all six steps there we go | 198.06 | 4.259 |
he's gonna be on you now rolling away | 199.92 | 6.959 |
yeah roll and swing yeah | 202.319 | 4.56 |
yeah I got some feral flesh so listen I | 211.34 | 4.06 |
don't feel in danger in this area | 214.019 | 3.121 |
remember this area is easy right | 215.4 | 4.199 |
alligators scare me yeah okay all right | 217.14 | 4.26 |
everybody relax let's pull ourselves | 219.599 | 4.56 |
together and build a base right by that | 221.4 | 4.979 |
fire I see over here | 224.159 | 5.58 |
right okay I'm sure wait the one in the | 226.379 | 4.801 |
woods are the one to the right under the | 229.739 | 3.181 |
big statue the one right here in front | 231.18 | 3.96 |
of me is that someone else's base well | 232.92 | 4.02 |
we'll have neighbors I don't what if | 235.14 | 3.54 |
they don't want neighbors they'll want | 236.94 | 3.96 |
neighbors we're gonna force them to have | 238.68 | 3.96 |
neighbors where are you what's going on | 240.9 | 3.479 |
oh yeah no actually yeah this is totally | 242.64 | 4.2 |
clear oh that's it hi guys oh what's up | 244.379 | 4.681 |
Dora what's up dude what's up y'all is | 246.84 | 4.14 |
this your Camp no we were just making | 249.06 | 3.3 |
our way over here hey Simon's right over | 250.98 | 3.92 |
there yeah oh nice we're all together | 252.36 | 5.64 |
this works out now we uh we live here we | 254.9 | 4.78 |
live here now yeah yeah is our house | 258.0 | 4.759 |
good oh you guys have beds yeah yeah | 259.68 | 5.34 |
those are our beds stay out of them yeah | 262.759 | 4.0 |
I need to do that no I'm gonna make a | 265.02 | 2.94 |
bed yeah go make your own bed these are | 266.759 | 3.481 |
mine crap I can't put my bed by your bed | 267.96 | 3.66 |
now it's because our beds are are | 270.24 | 3.48 |
awesome and made of cheetah cheetah all | 271.62 | 4.56 |
right let's start collecting some rocks | 273.72 | 5.96 |
and stuff and let's build a house | 276.18 | 3.5 |
[Music] | 280.95 | 3.12 |
I think the true owners of the fire came | 287.96 | 4.42 |
back yeah that's probably the case huh | 290.4 | 3.72 |
all right yeah I figured we could we sit | 292.38 | 5.22 |
up in a dangle nice yeah that's right | 294.12 | 7.639 |
anyone else that's right that's right | 297.6 | 4.159 |
I'm sorry is there more sorry boys this | 301.94 | 5.68 |
is Mommy I just looted this [ __ ] I mean | 304.8 | 6.72 |
you want to he did clearly idiot fool | 307.62 | 6.18 |
all right what's with the floating | 311.52 | 4.679 |
Hammer the floating Hammer yeah you guys | 313.8 | 4.1 |
don't see this um | 316.199 | 4.5 |
no he's losing it yeah now right right | 317.9 | 5.44 |
here is a yeah this thing is just | 320.699 | 4.56 |
there's a there's like what looks to be | 323.34 | 3.72 |
like a thorish type hammer or | 325.259 | 3.481 |
Sledgehammer right here floating in the | 327.06 | 3.9 |
air nope don't see it perhaps it's mine | 328.74 | 4.799 |
am I worthy yeah uh no you are not no | 330.96 | 4.14 |
I've been seeing weird stuff too I saw a | 333.539 | 3.481 |
guy buried in the sand back there oh oh | 335.1 | 3.9 |
well next time if you see that lemon | 337.02 | 4.44 |
please I'd like to see Steve what are | 339.0 | 3.539 |
you doing I'm building a little house | 341.46 | 3.6 |
man next to this yeah these enemies Just | 342.539 | 3.901 |
Gonna Keep respawning they won't be | 345.06 | 2.94 |
enemies forever will they | 346.44 | 3.42 |
in charge he'll put neems in charge to | 348.0 | 4.139 |
choose where we live always should we be | 349.86 | 4.08 |
fighting to to find out who really is | 352.139 | 3.301 |
gonna be the leader of this clan wait is | 353.94 | 3.18 |
that how we has that ever been a way to | 355.44 | 4.819 |
think about government yeah | 357.12 | 3.139 |
and in the wild it still happens it's | 363.8 | 5.679 |
insane It's usually the strongest guys | 367.44 | 4.259 |
not the smartest so right this is Conan | 369.479 | 4.021 |
world all right let's see what's going | 371.699 | 4.981 |
on this way oh oh my God oh my God no | 373.5 | 4.979 |
way okay | 376.68 | 5.0 |
is this what we're doing | 378.479 | 3.201 |
I think you're gonna win but with those | 382.919 | 4.161 |
tactics | 384.6 | 2.48 |
are you getting into this I wasn't going | 387.199 | 6.78 |
to do this no I wasn't going to come on | 389.4 | 4.579 |
Savage down | 403.34 | 5.919 |
yeah Simon's not the leader huh after | 406.5 | 4.259 |
don't jump in this let me finish this | 409.259 | 3.601 |
you know what you want I don't want to | 410.759 | 5.041 |
die what you yield I yield gorillas | 412.86 | 5.88 |
yields I yield is there no others I'll | 415.8 | 4.679 |
take you all right let's go I'll take | 418.74 | 3.06 |
you let's go let's go you want to go | 420.479 | 2.521 |
yeah I want to go you want to go let's | 421.8 | 3.06 |
go you think you can handle my pretty oh | 423.0 | 3.66 |
I can handle you look at them titties oh | 424.86 | 4.559 |
yeah oh I'm bouncing you to death with | 426.66 | 4.08 |
these bazangas yeah in fact I want to | 429.419 | 2.4 |
put the shield down so I can see better | 430.74 | 4.04 |
hey oh my God | 431.819 | 2.961 |
all the drama I love it I'm a woman I | 435.02 | 4.899 |
love drama I'm sorry I didn't see you | 438.6 | 4.52 |
there come here come here | 439.919 | 3.201 |
don't get in the middle of this let me | 448.759 | 4.84 |
finish my my fight yeah I'm rolling at | 450.78 | 5.419 |
the perfect time | 453.599 | 2.6 |
you're gonna | 458.84 | 3.24 |
you have killed my enemy and therefore I | 465.68 | 5.34 |
yield to you I'm the leader of the tribe | 468.36 | 4.98 |
babes yeah you're the leader of tribe I | 471.02 | 3.76 |
don't want to be the leader oh awesome | 473.34 | 3.66 |
hey Simon your body's here I need to | 474.78 | 4.46 |
build thank you democracy at work | 477.0 | 4.319 |
dorelius come on oh I was just you're | 479.24 | 4.78 |
just a sword yeah | 481.319 | 6.801 |
that's fun all right we got a government | 484.02 | 4.1 |
guys we're gonna go just head out a bit | 489.06 | 6.0 |
oh yeah yeah yeah little Adventure okay | 491.819 | 6.38 |
yeah see you over there good luck | 495.06 | 3.139 |
foreign | 498.36 | 2.179 |
oh god oh no hyena oh the hyena that | 526.1 | 5.44 |
doesn't care about going to the war I | 530.1 | 4.32 |
don't think oh God no no no that's bad | 531.54 | 5.7 |
oh god oh I see him Yep this might be | 534.42 | 5.28 |
the adventure we needed huh yeah no this | 537.24 | 4.92 |
is the adventure I didn't want I got him | 539.7 | 4.8 |
did you oh it's back out of the water oh | 542.16 | 4.38 |
it is all right um oh it's running like | 544.5 | 5.04 |
a little brooch oh right there oh | 546.54 | 5.34 |
there's oh there's friends oh yeah yeah | 549.54 | 3.66 |
that's the problem they're not running | 551.88 | 4.68 |
like [ __ ] they are a problem straight | 553.2 | 7.28 |
past me straight past me | 556.56 | 3.92 |
and who is this Louise that everyone | 563.6 | 4.54 |
says geez too I'd like to meet that | 565.98 | 4.32 |
[ __ ] and kick her in the Box I got one | 568.14 | 3.96 |
of them yeah that might have been the | 570.3 | 3.42 |
adventure dude there you go all right | 572.1 | 3.239 |
Louise I'm not really gonna kick in the | 573.72 | 3.48 |
Box I got excited get away | 575.339 | 7.381 |
mine that's mine mine man my hyena okay | 577.2 | 7.139 |
watch out there's another one coming I | 582.72 | 3.9 |
know I'm gonna go back I guess now let's | 584.339 | 4.801 |
take it take him take him good yeah | 586.62 | 5.12 |
yeah oh | 589.14 | 2.6 |
come on all right I love watching a man | 591.98 | 6.9 |
fight oh | 596.94 | 4.86 |
it's dark you're dark I'll take some | 598.88 | 5.38 |
dark meat please | 601.8 | 6.36 |
what's that dark meat your dark meat | 604.26 | 7.62 |
I like chickens yeah yeah like legs I | 608.16 | 4.42 |
like chicken legs | 611.88 | 5.51 |
[Laughter] | 612.58 | 4.81 |
[Music] | 620.99 | 3.72 |
[Music] | 628.37 | 7.8 |
baby | 634.019 | 6.621 |
[Music] | 636.17 | 8.05 |
all right Corrales yeah this is great so | 640.64 | 5.56 |
this is a work table I don't what's this | 644.22 | 5.7 |
one Artisans Bench Artisan yeah Artesian | 646.2 | 7.86 |
okay Tannery Forge you cool if uh we use | 649.92 | 5.82 |
this too yeah this is community right | 654.06 | 3.6 |
here okay great yeah they have a | 655.74 | 3.36 |
friendship wheel yeah I can understand | 657.66 | 2.88 |
yeah I think we're gonna need metal | 659.1 | 3.66 |
maybe get metal forget he was probably | 660.54 | 3.6 |
in some of these rocks like probably | 662.76 | 2.88 |
rocks at higher elevation I would | 664.14 | 2.879 |
imagine yeah because I haven't seen it | 665.64 | 3.06 |
in these rocks I got one off a dead body | 667.019 | 3.241 |
for my neighbors I need a bunch of hide | 668.7 | 3.96 |
as well so I'll go on a mission maybe | 670.26 | 4.139 |
collect some metal and hide uh Mission | 672.66 | 5.22 |
it is metal hide we're on it I need food | 674.399 | 5.821 |
there's some damn food there guys I | 677.88 | 4.26 |
don't have any | 680.22 | 4.38 |
how many of those either | 682.14 | 3.9 |
okay | 684.6 | 2.76 |
even though I don't have any of those | 686.04 | 3.68 |
either | 687.36 | 2.36 |
you son of a [ __ ] | 691.26 | 4.5 |
come on let's play Ring Around the Rosie | 693.899 | 3.901 |
huh I get you I gotta get you in the | 695.76 | 4.019 |
butt I can make this work go ahead I'm | 697.8 | 3.539 |
gonna learn your little pattern you okay | 699.779 | 4.8 |
Simon uh oh no no I'm probably not okay | 701.339 | 4.321 |
yeah | 704.579 | 4.44 |
stab stab okay now now I run away I | 705.66 | 4.919 |
gotta try to these sons of [ __ ] live | 709.019 | 2.88 |
right across from me I'm not doing | 710.579 | 2.581 |
nothing and they just mess with me | 711.899 | 4.081 |
non-stop our neighbors are being hard to | 713.16 | 5.4 |
warm up too as well oh [ __ ] Are they | 715.98 | 4.979 |
yeah uh maybe you could help me oh no | 718.56 | 4.74 |
good good you distracted them here I'll | 720.959 | 4.021 |
block you strike all right hold on I | 723.3 | 3.84 |
gotta eat something does that help uh I | 724.98 | 3.479 |
was hoping you'd strike instead of eight | 727.14 | 3.9 |
right now strike strike strike strike | 728.459 | 5.461 |
okay now a little runny yep that's when | 731.04 | 4.38 |
you hit and then strike strike strike | 733.92 | 2.9 |
strike | 735.42 | 5.099 |
yeah watch out hey at least we're good | 736.82 | 5.62 |
neighbors right oh I gained I gained a | 740.519 | 4.021 |
level yes we are good neighbors you are | 742.44 | 5.579 |
a mess I am listen man look at you I | 744.54 | 5.4 |
know well I mean don't look tough though | 748.019 | 3.661 |
yeah you kind of like God of War but | 749.94 | 5.48 |
with worse hair yeah | 751.68 | 3.74 |
not working of course it is friends tell | 759.68 | 4.839 |
friends that something's wrong you say | 762.54 | 4.14 |
look this doesn't look good all right | 764.519 | 4.861 |
well if if we're being honest your face | 766.68 | 5.099 |
is stupid okay you gotta change your | 769.38 | 4.74 |
face somehow man you know I'll shave | 771.779 | 4.081 |
when you change that stupid face all | 774.12 | 2.519 |
right | 775.86 | 2.46 |
feel like yours was meaner than mine | 776.639 | 4.44 |
okay well Hey listen friends tell the | 778.32 | 4.44 |
truth yeah but I can't change my face | 781.079 | 4.2 |
yeah well it's still stupid at least I | 782.76 | 6.259 |
can swim with an ax good for you | 785.279 | 3.74 |
I think I look tough | 789.959 | 3.141 |
ah got it | 795.779 | 4.381 |
one more stamp there you go and one more | 798.3 | 4.92 |
big step short work I gained a level | 800.16 | 4.38 |
from watching you guys that's awesome | 803.22 | 4.2 |
you're welcome how about this this this | 804.54 | 5.82 |
oh different Brownstone different rock | 807.42 | 5.46 |
all right okay I gotta get rid of some | 810.36 | 4.2 |
crap y'all gotta get me more around here | 812.88 | 4.019 |
right gotta be blue hey guys there's a | 814.56 | 5.04 |
cave up here okay all right uh okay oh | 816.899 | 4.861 |
there's people in front of it oh and | 819.6 | 4.919 |
rocks are falling so find the Rocks so | 821.76 | 4.44 |
we should head in is what you're saying | 824.519 | 3.0 |
um we can at least peek I wonder if | 826.2 | 2.52 |
these people are friendly everyone is | 827.519 | 3.06 |
put away your weapons okay see if we can | 828.72 | 3.299 |
be cool for a second we'll put up our | 830.579 | 3.781 |
hands I'll do my sexy walk up to him oh | 832.019 | 5.521 |
yeah hey boys no they're not cool they | 834.36 | 4.38 |
shot one Arrow but maybe it was a | 837.54 | 2.64 |
warning shot we come in peace did you | 838.74 | 3.02 |
hear us there was not a warning okay | 840.18 | 5.099 |
let's get it right now okay a nordheimer | 841.76 | 6.04 |
Exile oh he's running he's scared of me | 845.279 | 5.401 |
yeah I'm here to kick some ass I'm | 847.8 | 5.96 |
sneaking in behind where they came | 850.68 | 6.18 |
hey man one's down we've taken a life we | 853.76 | 4.66 |
have to kill the ball now | 856.86 | 5.34 |
man these arrow guys where are they in a | 858.42 | 5.159 |
bush where I came in the bush they're in | 862.2 | 4.98 |
the bush oh oh sorry oh that was me dude | 863.579 | 5.221 |
I know I'm sorry you guys look very | 867.18 | 3.779 |
similar except I have a name on my head | 868.8 | 4.5 |
I just got this hamburger yes all right | 870.959 | 3.961 |
let's loot these guys you got anything | 873.3 | 4.68 |
good on them he has oil that's weird to | 874.92 | 4.979 |
just keep on your body let's see do we | 877.98 | 4.02 |
think there's any metal in here we does | 879.899 | 4.62 |
we does think Sinners of Refuge this | 882.0 | 6.06 |
place is called hold on I'm crafting | 884.519 | 6.901 |
there we go yes go forward y'all see | 888.06 | 5.1 |
yeah if it gets too deep we're gonna get | 891.42 | 3.419 |
out of here right I don't know we just | 893.16 | 3.06 |
want to see if there's any metal at | 894.839 | 2.641 |
least we know it's on the surface out | 896.22 | 4.5 |
there oh yeah okay now now now yeah this | 897.48 | 5.58 |
is like a full-on Cave System this isn't | 900.72 | 4.64 |
for us | 903.06 | 2.3 |
and I will not be trifled with another | 910.22 | 5.14 |
time here yeah we need some iron we need | 912.959 | 3.841 |
some good weapons before we go in there | 915.36 | 3.539 |
yeah market for later Adventure pulling | 916.8 | 5.18 |
out my map right now | 918.899 | 3.081 |
dude I am not doing nothing Bubba I | 922.62 | 5.6 |
don't understand can we just be friends | 925.44 | 5.04 |
neebs this guy just no matter what | 928.22 | 3.7 |
happens he was just playing Ring Around | 930.48 | 2.94 |
the Rosie with me over here just running | 931.92 | 3.419 |
around I'm glad I got this fence there's | 933.42 | 3.659 |
a good chance this Turtle guy was his | 935.339 | 3.721 |
friend what would you do if uh you went | 937.079 | 3.781 |
to some guy's house and my dead body was | 939.06 | 3.48 |
out front would you be like hey let's be | 940.86 | 2.52 |
friends | 942.54 | 4.38 |
probably not I hope not well I mean are | 943.38 | 4.62 |
they friendly | 946.92 | 2.58 |
um I mean they're probably they've got | 948.0 | 3.36 |
Charisma right do they have a nice place | 949.5 | 3.42 |
they probably make good margaritas and | 951.36 | 2.82 |
they have a nice place yeah yeah | 952.92 | 3.24 |
remember my body's out front right they | 954.18 | 3.599 |
probably did it but what does that have | 956.16 | 3.419 |
to do with the fact that this guy might | 957.779 | 5.281 |
be a nice person he kills sometimes are | 959.579 | 5.281 |
you I don't know that somebody might | 963.06 | 3.18 |
have somebody might have just killed you | 964.86 | 3.0 |
in front of his place and he's just an | 966.24 | 3.24 |
innocent bystander that all of a sudden | 967.86 | 3.599 |
uh you know forms a really good | 969.48 | 3.479 |
friendship with me you'd ask questions | 971.459 | 3.18 |
though wouldn't you yeah I'd say like | 972.959 | 4.38 |
Hey listen did you happen to kill my | 974.639 | 6.781 |
friend and if he goes me no then I'd be | 977.339 | 6.481 |
like cool so what's your name Shady what | 981.42 | 6.06 |
I just said what me no right you just | 983.82 | 5.879 |
said me referring to yourself and then | 987.48 | 4.56 |
you answered my question no you have to | 989.699 | 6.601 |
listen to tone man Simon what tone tone | 992.04 | 6.659 |
okay listen to this tone okay if he's | 996.3 | 4.26 |
nice I want to be friends with him | 998.699 | 3.901 |
gotcha is that a good tone I don't | 1000.56 | 3.719 |
believe you I'm not nice and I'm not | 1002.6 | 2.76 |
sure if you want to be friends with me | 1004.279 | 2.941 |
right now yeah but you're dead the face | 1005.36 | 4.62 |
thing okay yeah yeah you're dead in this | 1007.22 | 4.859 |
situation right I can't be your friend | 1009.98 | 4.56 |
okay I mean I can I can honor your | 1012.079 | 4.26 |
friendship by becoming friends with | 1014.54 | 4.02 |
somebody else listen does your house not | 1016.339 | 4.381 |
have a top part of the roof is that your | 1018.56 | 4.079 |
house right there yeah no it does have a | 1020.72 | 3.3 |
top part I just don't know how to make | 1022.639 | 3.78 |
it so it's flat nobody's getting wet | 1024.02 | 5.76 |
okay except for your mama oh I shouldn't | 1026.419 | 5.221 |
have said that I'm sorry you know her | 1029.78 | 4.2 |
that's disrespectful can't wait till we | 1031.64 | 4.439 |
see her next time so damn it she's gonna | 1033.98 | 5.04 |
watch this that was a mistake she I took | 1036.079 | 4.86 |
a wall away crap I was trying to help | 1039.02 | 4.2 |
you you know what we're even yep about | 1040.939 | 4.74 |
what I said and that makes it even | 1043.22 | 4.079 |
oh you do have a roof up here yes who | 1045.679 | 2.461 |
gave me | 1047.299 | 3.301 |
to climb on my roof friends climb each | 1048.14 | 4.86 |
other's roofs friends climb each other's | 1050.6 | 5.959 |
mothers oh damn | 1053.0 | 7.02 |
they don't you're on a roll you wanna | 1056.559 | 6.821 |
roll nice | 1060.02 | 3.36 |
darker rocks over here boys saw that saw | 1065.539 | 5.88 |
that promising eh but our medal question | 1068.6 | 4.14 |
we don't know we don't know they just | 1071.419 | 4.021 |
look different oh man oh maybe they're a | 1072.74 | 5.52 |
statue ruins yeah | 1075.44 | 5.7 |
that's exactly what they are oh God | 1078.26 | 5.06 |
oh oh how you doing oh how you know | 1081.14 | 4.68 |
maybe up here though maybe up here oh | 1083.32 | 3.94 |
yeah I found some guys I think all right | 1085.82 | 3.06 |
let's deal with these Hiatus first all | 1087.26 | 4.5 |
right oh oh I shouldn't punch him can I | 1088.88 | 5.78 |
please yeah | 1091.76 | 2.9 |
oh wait that's he was a little chihuahua | 1111.4 | 4.24 |
in something wasn't he yeah I remember | 1114.2 | 3.06 |
that Cheech Marin | 1115.64 | 3.96 |
think it's Cheech all right this video | 1117.26 | 4.38 |
this [ __ ] metal I don't know I was like | 1119.6 | 4.079 |
looking at these right there I think | 1121.64 | 3.84 |
they're just stoned I think they're | 1123.679 | 4.441 |
Stone son of a [ __ ] yeah it's hidden | 1125.48 | 4.68 |
see let's just see coal oh it's probably | 1128.12 | 4.2 |
good though different coal you could use | 1130.16 | 3.96 |
coal yeah I'm sure we're gonna need coal | 1132.32 | 3.239 |
for something let's grab all the coal we | 1134.12 | 2.82 |
can that's pretty cool all right yeah | 1135.559 | 4.561 |
yeah I'm gonna Mark that on our map yep | 1136.94 | 5.4 |
Colon's pretty cold done good boom now | 1140.12 | 3.6 |
we know where we can get cold we've | 1142.34 | 3.719 |
charted the world we've made our Mark ah | 1143.72 | 4.199 |
man I love it I wish everything was damn | 1146.059 | 3.721 |
explored already I would have loved to | 1147.919 | 3.361 |
have been an Explorer back in the day we | 1149.78 | 3.6 |
got to go to space now space the final | 1151.28 | 4.62 |
front end up there how do you know you | 1153.38 | 3.9 |
haven't explored it yet it's just a | 1155.9 | 4.74 |
bunch of damn Suns and planets isn't it | 1157.28 | 6.36 |
come on man listen I'm almost dirt what | 1160.64 | 5.72 |
is your problem buddy | 1163.64 | 2.72 |
buddy hey Simon | 1167.059 | 3.12 |
I'm I'm not probably gonna die I guess | 1168.5 | 3.539 |
it's not a big deal if I die can I come | 1170.179 | 4.261 |
over she you know what six of course you | 1172.039 | 3.961 |
can I give you permission can I bring my | 1174.44 | 4.02 |
neighbor uh yeah I'm gonna see if I can | 1176.0 | 4.5 |
kill this guy when I'm almost dead okay | 1178.46 | 4.02 |
whatever said it's okay if you go with | 1180.5 | 4.98 |
us yeah I don't know much about her you | 1182.48 | 4.68 |
know how do you know it's so hard you | 1185.48 | 5.48 |
sure I mean just judging I think so okay | 1187.16 | 6.78 |
now she changed her mind oh no okay | 1190.96 | 5.5 |
please is it right behind me what's up | 1193.94 | 3.78 |
with doing these Turtles I get along | 1196.46 | 3.42 |
with them dude they are they just don't | 1197.72 | 5.959 |
like me go ahead tick swing oh good | 1199.88 | 3.799 |
and you wonder why is it after me are we | 1207.4 | 5.5 |
good you killed it what do you mean no I | 1211.16 | 3.36 |
mean there was another one there was two | 1212.9 | 4.139 |
did you not see another one I saw the | 1214.52 | 4.26 |
green one that was just minding her own | 1217.039 | 2.541 |
business | 1218.78 | 3.0 |
and then you killed this one I thought I | 1219.58 | 3.76 |
stabbed it by accident and it was gonna | 1221.78 | 3.779 |
fight me all right all right yeah look | 1223.34 | 4.26 |
at my roof though huh in the front love | 1225.559 | 5.881 |
it huh I love the roof yes yep | 1227.6 | 5.819 |
okay | 1231.44 | 5.9 |
bye man what a nut | 1233.419 | 6.421 |
there we go | 1237.34 | 4.14 |
die | 1239.84 | 4.74 |
nice and look what I think this is metal | 1241.48 | 4.9 |
metal yeah that's why I came at these | 1244.58 | 3.12 |
hyenas I noticed they were guarding this | 1246.38 | 3.06 |
a little black rock yeah this is right | 1247.7 | 4.38 |
across our house is right over there | 1249.44 | 5.82 |
okay yeah all right everyone I am almost | 1252.08 | 4.56 |
done for the reason yeah I am almost | 1255.26 | 3.419 |
entirely converting I need to heal up a | 1256.64 | 3.0 |
little bit there's another little one up | 1258.679 | 3.541 |
here sweet okay so we can come up here | 1259.64 | 5.039 |
at least sure more than this oh I'm | 1262.22 | 5.48 |
heavy yeah exactly | 1264.679 | 3.021 |
there we go all right sweet all right | 1267.82 | 3.88 |
let's take what we got let's go back | 1270.38 | 2.76 |
let's start cooking then we can come out | 1271.7 | 3.0 |
and get more what do you drop anything | 1273.14 | 2.96 |
good um | 1274.7 | 4.62 |
yeah I don't need it you need it I kind | 1276.1 | 4.78 |
of want it but no no no no I don't want | 1279.32 | 3.0 |
to get too heavy I don't need it I can | 1280.88 | 3.419 |
run now all right let's head on back I | 1282.32 | 4.38 |
see door over there on the beach takes a | 1284.299 | 3.901 |
while to swim across well you guys look | 1286.7 | 3.479 |
like never mind yeah I didn't get two of | 1288.2 | 3.599 |
them I am | 1290.179 | 3.781 |
I'm a nice tainted lady I gotta watch my | 1291.799 | 3.841 |
figure yeah don't worry we'll stay with | 1293.96 | 3.36 |
you we'll walk that's why I can't drink | 1295.64 | 5.419 |
beer it's only vodka tonics for me | 1297.32 | 3.739 |
here we go babes yeah we got metal okay | 1301.4 | 6.12 |
my neighbors are mad our neighbors are | 1305.12 | 3.96 |
mad our neighbors are mad this is our | 1307.52 | 2.7 |
neighborhood we have to stick together | 1309.08 | 4.88 |
right can we build a wall to keep | 1310.22 | 3.74 |
and we supposed to be nice to him should | 1315.5 | 4.08 |
I should I stab him again or we build a | 1316.88 | 4.5 |
relationship no no no we're well past | 1319.58 | 5.78 |
that okay oh no my thing broke | 1321.38 | 3.98 |
ow | 1325.72 | 4.8 |
that was bad babes I'm on it | 1327.62 | 5.46 |
ow oh that's who is that what is | 1330.52 | 4.2 |
happening | 1333.08 | 5.4 |
Steve stop that's you yeah | 1334.72 | 6.16 |
sorry we're new hey guys I made it | 1338.48 | 4.199 |
remember Community we're together that | 1340.88 | 4.02 |
was uh okay it was a big mistake I | 1342.679 | 3.721 |
thought you were attacking abstro and | 1344.9 | 3.54 |
then yep sorry it's okay I can't believe | 1346.4 | 4.5 |
you didn't die I'm a warrior I yeah I'm | 1348.44 | 5.64 |
close yep sorry hey that was weird all | 1350.9 | 6.38 |
right let's uh let's load this Forge up | 1354.08 | 5.28 |
you see how much I was just fighting | 1357.28 | 3.639 |
Anthony well I know I had to tell you to | 1359.36 | 3.78 |
stop yeah we need a better way of | 1360.919 | 3.24 |
telling me to stop something because | 1363.14 | 2.58 |
obviously that didn't work I'm the big | 1364.159 | 3.961 |
white-haired man okay listen I got | 1365.72 | 4.02 |
everything in this box we need to make | 1368.12 | 3.9 |
the Friendship Wheel okay okay um except | 1369.74 | 3.84 |
for metal yeah now you got metal in | 1372.02 | 3.42 |
there you want it in that box yeah and | 1373.58 | 3.24 |
we should probably look at each other | 1375.44 | 3.54 |
real good so we recognize each other | 1376.82 | 5.4 |
yeah nice to meet you Anthony yeah Dora | 1378.98 | 5.819 |
haircut white hair abstract I mean you | 1382.22 | 4.199 |
can't I mean look at me okay you guys | 1384.799 | 3.12 |
pushing about face paint on or something | 1386.419 | 3.24 |
yeah I'm trying to get what's your | 1387.919 | 3.541 |
standout feature what do you think um | 1389.659 | 4.321 |
absolutely the one with with uh okay | 1391.46 | 4.98 |
yeah and um I got really big boobs you | 1393.98 | 4.079 |
guys are all wearing jeans right we'll | 1396.44 | 3.359 |
remember those yeah yeah remember the | 1398.059 | 2.941 |
boobs and the haircut I'll remember the | 1399.799 | 3.0 |
boots got it how's this metal looking | 1401.0 | 4.5 |
you want it in here yep okay all right | 1402.799 | 4.26 |
I'll see you guys in a bit tomorrow we | 1405.5 | 3.299 |
build a friendship wheel damn right we | 1407.059 | 4.321 |
do oh hey you could also use coal for | 1408.799 | 5.221 |
the fires that's pretty cool huh it is | 1411.38 | 4.22 |
pretty cool | 1414.02 | 4.88 |
call us | 1415.6 | 3.3 |
we already did the joke dick well that's | 1420.82 | 4.42 |
not cold | 1424.159 | 4.52 |
that's cold Dallas | 1425.24 | 3.439 |
[Music] | 1428.75 | 2.51 |
um | 1429.26 | 2.0 |
all right pits up folks that's how we | 1432.2 | 4.68 |
start Traditions that's how we | 1434.36 | 5.42 |
you know what I mean | 1436.88 | 2.9 |
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Wow, I just can't get enough of Neebs Gaming's latest Conan Exiles series! Their cinematic approach to gameplay commentary is absolutely top-notch. Right from the start of the first episode, I was hooked.
The way they introduce their characters and set up the narrative makes you feel like you're watching a movie, not just another Let's Play. And their jokes and banter are so natural and funny - it really feels like you're hanging out with a group of hilarious friends.
As they explore the exiled lands, the adventures they stumble into and the bases they build just get more and more epic. The world feels so alive and vibrant through their gameplay. Even though I don't actually own the game, I feel like I'm right there with them thanks to their entertaining style.
And you can tell how much passion and heart they put into editing these videos too. The way they splice together action sequences and seamlessly transition between biomes gives each episode such great pacing. It's crazy impressive the amount of work they put in.
Overall, I think Neebs Gaming's Conan Exiles series is the absolute best way to experience this game without playing it yourself. Their cinematic approach makes the world come alive in a way I haven't seen from any other gaming channel. If you're looking for an immersive, hilarious, and unforgettable gameplay journey, Neebs Gaming's Conan Exiles is a must-watch!