Battlebit Friends the Movie!

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neebs: Hey guys, Neebs here! Have you seen Battlebit Friends The Movie yet? It's like a beautiful lovechild of Battlefield Friends and Battlebit!

simon: Oh man, Neebs, that video is pure gold! I mean, who wouldn't want to watch our favorite characters in a whole new setting?

appsro: Absolutely, Simon! And shoutout to joetastic_ for all the hard work on this, it really paid off. I can't stop laughing every time I watch it!

neebs: Totally agree, Appsro! It's like the perfect blend of humor and action. Plus, those Synty Studios assets really bring the whole thing to life.

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Hey there, fellow Battlefield Friends and Battlebit fans! Have you heard the news? There's a new baby in town and its name is Battlebit Friends The Movie! I mean, how awesome does that sound? It's like the perfect combination of two of our favorite things rolled into one epic movie.

I just watched the trailer and let me tell you, it looks amazing. The graphics are out of this world and the characters are just as hilarious as ever. I couldn't stop laughing the entire time I was watching it. And you know what's even better? Our buddy @joetastic_ had a hand in making this masterpiece, so you know it's going to be top-notch.

The credits are filled with some seriously talented folks who brought this movie to life. From Synty Studios to JustCreate to Dionstra and TastyTony, these artists really knocked it out of the park. And let's not forget about the amazing effects from Effectcore and Luke Peek - they really added that extra oomph to the movie. Plus, those additional animations from Mixamo? Pure gold.

If you're like me and can't get enough of Neebs Gaming, then you definitely need to check out Battlebit Remastered. It's the perfect blend of comedy, action, and all-around awesomeness. So grab some popcorn, settle in, and get ready for the ride of a lifetime. Trust me, you won't want to miss this.

Transcript

Caption	Start	Duration
[Music]	1.4	3.09
come on let's do go go all right buckle	5.799	5.201
up guys I've never done this before who	9.04	3.36
who whoa who what are you doing first	11.0	3.839
time flying flying yes flying [ __ ] I'm	12.4	4.959
flying no why are you no no why are you	14.839	4.2
flying I'm flying you're not alone here	17.359	3.041
you know that yeah I I can fly really	19.039	2.961
good yeah I got I got a high level in	20.4	3.52
helic yeah I'm sure you are but I have	22.0	3.519
to learn this so the fact that we've	23.92	3.16
just been spinning for the last 30	25.519	3.52
seconds isn't isn't oh you have to be	27.08	4.519
somewhere well maybe yeah actually yeah	29.039	4.721
we it's it's War if we lose this one	31.599	3.681
there will be another one I have to	33.76	3.2
learn to fly a helicopter well we'll	35.28	3.16
Learn to Fly okay we'll give them a	36.96	3.599
chance Learn to Fly okay so this is guns	38.44	3.72
this is the guns yeah okay yeah you're	40.559	4.361
firing the guns yeah awesome so maybe I	42.16	4.52
can just kill someone from here not	44.92	3.799
while spinning especially this far away	46.68	3.039
I could probably kill a lot of people	48.719	2.601
while spinning I could kill everyone	49.719	2.961
while spinning you know that everyone's	51.32	3.759
just laughing right now right or dying	52.68	4.16
oh no actually someone you hear that	55.079	3.96
noise what is that that means someone	56.84	4.08
has locked on to us	59.039	4.32
congratulations oh there we got hit oh	60.92	4.8
look there we got hit you know what you	63.359	4.881
sound like like an [ __ ] no I have to	65.72	3.68
be an [ __ ] because you're just	68.24	4.48
spinning here have to be This Is War man	69.4	5.719
this is a game about war all right I	72.72	3.64
feel like this thing is front heavy I	75.119	3.36
feel like you're stupid front heavy are	76.36	6.48
we tilting forward oh no	78.479	4.361
[ __ ] damn it who the what why the hell	86.6	4.8
the [ __ ] wasn't that fun you realize	89.439	3.761
we're 3 miles away from any sort of I'm	91.4	2.999
going to commit suicide I'm going to	93.2	3.199
commit suicide me too have fun out here	94.399	3.201
well if y'all need a place to spawn I'll	96.399	3.36
be	97.6	2.159
here	108.64	5.68
what what you guys doing hey what's up	111.36	4.759
with the Laughing oh I guess just	114.32	3.479
laughing at how fun it is the enemy	116.119	3.561
thinks they can win this match matches	117.799	4.561
in the bag where the hell are you we're	119.68	4.88
like in the best spot in the whole map	122.36	4.439
oh wait I see you you're not doing	124.56	3.919
anybody any good over there no one can	126.799	3.52
kill me here and I can see everything I	128.479	3.601
can kill everybody like I just pick them	130.319	4.0
off like ants have you killed anyone not	132.08	5.12
yet but I just checked and no ants they	134.319	4.841
look like ants I told him that yeah we	137.2	4.119
just defended e we I've exhausted all my	139.16	3.92
ammo I need some ammo down here stab I	141.319	3.28
don't think I have ammo cuz I'm a sniper	143.08	3.68
this time a [ __ ] [ __ ] what about that	144.599	4.201
blueberry your beside does he have ammo	146.76	3.96
do you have ammo what's what do you mean	148.8	3.2
he wants to know what you mean what do	150.72	3.0
you mean what what do I mean what class	152.0	5.12
did he pick what class are you uh I I	153.72	5.799
don't know he didn't know oh my God just	157.12	5.6
is is he a sniper is he Recon they want	159.519	5.321
to know if you're sniper or Recon no	162.72	3.76
that's the same damn thing that was that	164.84	3.72
was a bad just what does he look like he	166.48	3.44
looks like a soldier he's got a helmet	168.56	4.399
he's got uh boots gloves have a gun he	169.92	6.039
has a gun glasses oh he's got a gun oh	172.959	4.441
okay that that help he bullets around	175.959	3.121
his neck yeah he's got bullets all over	177.4	3.52
his neck support he's support tell them	179.08	2.799
to come down here and give us some	180.92	2.52
[ __ ] ammo okay they said you're	181.879	2.761
support and they want you to get down	183.44	2.96
there and give them ammo how do they not	184.64	4.92
have ammo we all have ammo right he said	186.4	4.839
y'all should have ammo I exhausted all	189.56	3.48
of my ammo [ __ ] killing the other	191.239	4.0
team now tell him to get his stupid ass	193.04	3.68
down here you're going to catch more	195.239	3.241
flies with honey I don't think I should	196.72	3.72
say it that way okay Noob you you've	198.48	3.399
been in the situation where you've run	200.44	3.2
out of ammo and you need some [ __ ]	201.879	3.28
ammo you've been there right I don't	203.64	5.04
think so you what what I've NE I mean	205.159	6.36
usually usually you die before you run	208.68	4.88
out of bullets I guess yeah you were	211.519	4.961
going to say it listen tell him that if	213.56	5.319
he comes down here and gives us ammo he	216.48	4.28
gets points they they said if you go	218.879	3.241
down there and give them ammo you get	220.76	3.679
points I get points if I give them my	222.12	4.44
ammo Colonel within a week Colonel	224.439	4.36
within a week Colonel within a what's a	226.56	4.52
what ribbons he is going to blow his	228.799	4.8
load when he sees how many ribb ribbons	231.08	5.12
more ribbons like crazy apparently okay	233.599	4.92
like he'll be a ribbon with a gun yeah	236.2	4.48
all right let's do it he's doing it oh	238.519	3.521
he's coming he's coming towards us	240.68	2.399
you're going to go towards him three	242.04	3.64
quter three4 he said three4 this noob's	243.079	4.201
stupider than the other n just tell him	245.68	5.68
to bring ammo to e they're e Elvis Elvis	247.28	6.36
Elvis you guys are at Elvis right	251.36	4.36
[ __ ] Elvis yeah we're at Elvis I'd	253.64	3.719
rather go to Dracula he said he'd rather	255.72	3.759
go to Dracula [ __ ] tell Simon Belmont	257.359	4.44
up there to just go to [ __ ] Eko it's	259.479	4.72
not that hard go to Eko and drop ammo	261.799	4.601
how how do I give him ammo you just hit	264.199	3.641
the ammo button and it comes out and	266.4	3.56
they take it uh is this ammo no that's	267.84	4.0
the stuff you put on Jeeps why do you	269.96	3.6
put it on Jeeps it's like a weapon thing	271.84	3.12
and then you squeeze that thing there	273.56	3.919
and oh	274.96	2.519
[Music]	279.41	8.969
this so should we help	296.759	6.841
no this is much more fun like this yeah	300.36	6.16
I kind of want to see how this	303.6	2.92
ends wait till I get reloaded you're	308.72	5.4
going to be dead I to reload reload re	311.12	6.4
how do the Russians do the L re reload	314.12	5.359
reload reload	317.52	6.6
reload I reload my gun too I wouldn't	319.479	6.201
bother you're just going to die you know	324.12	5.72
you you recognize me huh it's me who	325.68	6.16
Simon oh you're on my team last match	329.84	5.16
I'm gonna [ __ ] you up dude no sir oh I'm	331.84	5.28
taking your ass	335.0	6.759
downi oh I'm loaded it's go	337.12	4.639
time this is [ __ ] come on let's go	342.16	4.44
take a base mesmerized you guys you guys	344.84	2.919
seriously you guys want to stay here	346.6	3.0
watch [ __ ] go take a Bas man it's I'm	347.759	4.201
going to take it alone just look at that	349.6	4.36
it's like seeing a unicorn turned inside	351.96	3.92
out hey guys we're not alone check	353.96	4.6
across the way oh yeah hey we see you	355.88	5.68
[ __ ] tards now and hey hey what are they	358.56	4.6
doing the same [ __ ] we are sitting here	361.56	3.479
watching two idiots try to fight each	363.16	3.84
other you guys are so adamant about	365.039	4.56
staying in watching this [ __ ] I'm here	367.0	5.12
don't shush	369.599	2.521
me how are you not dead yet I am not	372.24	4.92
dead because you suck because you're	375.16	3.96
hacking hacking you're probably hacking	377.16	4.28
I let you up just then in my country	379.12	5.0
Battlefield hacks you in my country Amo	381.44	6.08
to the F little gun you know what this	384.12	5.4
brings up a good point why does not an	387.52	3.6
ammo crate hurt someone when you throw	389.52	3.88
it at them yeah no I agree with that I'm	391.12	4.0
just say you know you can bust walls	393.4	4.04
with ammo crates what no no if a Wall's	395.12	3.479
weak enough you can throw an ammo crate	397.44	3.0
at it it'll bust it i' I've never seen	398.599	3.561
that well you haven't played enough	400.44	4.24
Battlefield you're di no you die you're	402.16	5.319
die no no you die no you die no no you	404.68	6.32
die no you die no you die no you	407.479	6.56
die you just brought a gun to a knife	411.0	5.68
fight knife knife knife fight Knife	414.039	4.6
Fight oh they're just swinging in the	416.68	4.72
air	418.639	2.761
knife to the face KN to the got knife	425.84	5.32
knife to your face knife face knife to	428.479	6.761
me you knife for to knife to	431.16	8.68
your yeah all right you SE yeah we seen	435.24	7.32
it oh I think he was hacking what yeah	439.84	4.24
had like a thousand Claymores down	442.56	4.6
surprised he lasted that	444.08	3.08
long	448.319	3.0
yeah hey let's hop in this Jeep to the	458.12	4.04
[Music]	462.29	3.99
Jeep all right what objective we take it	463.84	4.759
next fellas all of them uh eventually	466.28	4.039
yes but how about Charlie fine we're	468.599	3.6
going to Charlie wait well hold on this	470.319	4.081
guy in the chat is he talking to me uh	472.199	4.081
engineer shotguns are for people who	474.4	3.88
can't aim he's talking to me who said	476.28	3.16
that yeah I would imagine you just just	478.28	2.52
killed that guy with a shotgun hold on	479.44	3.719
I'm stopping why why are you stopping	480.8	5.679
listen you little ass shotguns are fine	483.159	5.88
I can aim with whatever gun I choose	486.479	4.44
enter who's he talking to you shouldn't	489.039	3.361
even bother with those people hey	490.919	3.68
engineer is that guy sassing you in the	492.4	4.479
chat about using shotguns yeah you read	494.599	4.641
that too huh yeah I read that I would	496.879	5.0
tell him if they didn't want shotguns	499.24	4.48
they wouldn't put them in the game	501.879	4.121
exactly and then like	503.72	4.64
bucko yeah throw a bucko in there why	506.0	7.68
not I'm on time B right now do it man	508.36	5.32
y can we go now yeah yeah we're getting	515.32	4.32
out of here sorry I I had to say	517.839	3.601
something who are you who is he talking	519.64	3.959
to some idiot in the chat yeah that that	521.44	4.2
jerk what's the chat you mean what's the	523.599	4.121
chat upper left hand corner the chat	525.64	3.759
there's nothing in my upper left corner	527.72	3.0
oh God it's probably hidden then you	529.399	5.88
idiot press h h oh oh shotguns people	530.72	8.52
can't aim Bird yeah it's not a bird that	535.279	6.8
H okay hold on what are you doing it's	539.24	4.36
one of these does it don't worry about	542.079	2.801
it oh no no you don't need to start	543.6	3.239
talking no you don't start typing oh	544.88	4.6
there it is God damn it oh I got one	546.839	6.24
give me one one what knock knock no no	549.48	5.52
no don't you dare start [ __ ] putting	553.079	3.801
knock knock jokes in the chat knock	555.0	4.44
knock nobody wants to hear your knock	556.88	5.56
knock jokes somebody does let's see	559.44	6.04
Shang hi shank I'm not even going to say	562.44	5.399
it come no one's going to respond no up	565.48	4.32
Sho here we	567.839	6.201
it's me just Shang	569.8	4.24
highle	574.68	5.48
ring there be noling holy did that	577.04	4.72
[ __ ] just say he could kick my ass	580.16	4.239
dude don't respond oh who's stopping	581.76	4.199
well if you're going to type then let me	584.399	3.281
drive Hey listen this is my Jeep and if	585.959	3.041
you don't like how I'm driving it then	587.68	4.64
you can get the [ __ ] out fine I	589.0	5.959
will buddy you are killing in the chat	592.32	4.88
you saw it Shanghai oh I'm just getting	594.959	5.081
started check this out oh knock knock	597.2	5.16
who's there oh you think that's cute uh	600.04	5.919
let's see how about uh Battle Pack	602.36	7.24
Battle Pack who Battle Pack the lunch	605.959	6.081
there's a lot of tickets	609.6	5.69
left l l	612.04	6.33
[Music]	615.29	3.08
[Music]	625.6	3.51
l	628.04	18.479
[Music]	629.11	18.93
all right guys I just spawned in at	646.519	3.32
Delta flag was going down but I don't	648.04	4.44
know where the enemy	649.839	2.641
is okay hey man we got to go to Delta	655.079	4.32
there's guy there what' you say go to	657.36	3.2
Delta there's a guy there we got to	659.399	4.321
defend it right now Delta yeah Delta oh	660.56	5.48
wait wait wait no where you going now	663.72	6.16
turn around jump what the [ __ ] are you	666.04	3.84
doing what is wrong with you you stupid	670.12	4.6
son of a	672.8	6.039
big sh have down hey engineer I noticed	674.72	5.799
you went down you want to spawn in on me	678.839	3.481
okay I went down all right all right I'm	680.519	4.44
overlooking Delta let's take this okay	682.32	7.0
fine I keep getting shoot oh [ __ ] oh I	684.959	6.601
got him I got him son of a stupid fat	689.32	4.36
[ __ ] [ __ ] you said it was okay to spot	691.56	4.44
on you I didn't know I'm sorry oh you	693.68	4.04
didn't know listen don't spawn in on me	696.0	3.16
now there's a bunch of enemies here I	697.72	3.16
got a spawn Beacon a ways back spawn in	699.16	5.56
on it fine I'll do	700.88	3.84
[Music]	708.26	3.19
that [ __ ] this is pointless every time I	711.68	6.719
spot him I'm spoted on [ __ ] bullets	714.839	6.601
[ __ ] it go on that	718.399	3.041
Alpha I'm	723.56	4.56
safe wa oh	725.8	6.68
oh oh I see you daddy's back in Action	728.12	9.56
baby oh [ __ ] you Spa boobing	732.48	5.2
mother the other guys are taking another	740.56	4.279
objective but I want to take this one	743.32	4.319
with you yeah me too with your help yeah	744.839	4.36
okay but I need you to cover me when I	747.639	3.64
go in I'm I'm I'm your guy perfect	749.199	5.601
here's a med pack I'm going	751.279	3.521
in oh wait oh what bipod what are you	757.16	9.56
doing bipod bipod what are you doing	762.6	6.56
just stick to the Rock bipod stick to	766.72	6.04
the Rock bad bipod bad	769.16	5.919
bipod what is wrong with this thing just	772.76	5.16
stick to the rock you stick to the Rock	775.079	5.12
bipod what what happened to you covering	777.92	5.32
me the my bipod started like swinging	780.199	4.481
all over the place so you couldn't shoot	783.24	3.32
down in that General Direction no my	784.68	4.12
bipod wasn't you got to cover me man you	786.56	3.6
need to let him know that I'm not the	788.8	2.719
only one there how am I supposed to	790.16	3.359
shoot with the bipod deploy your bipod	791.519	4.76
now okay oh okay that was easy see if	793.519	3.76
that would have happened you'd been fine	796.279	3.24
a minute again okay I'm going in cover	797.279	4.961
me that's what I'm	799.519	6.68
doing okay taking the	802.24	7.279
objective uh wa what is that	806.199	5.0
oh it's a	809.519	4.201
map whoa who whoa what are you shooting	811.199	4.76
at what are you shooting at there's a	813.72	4.84
map in the sky just take the objective	815.959	6.12
no don't don't shoot the map cover me	818.56	6.44
he's going to spot	822.079	2.921
you take that	827.16	3.84
M what the [ __ ] is wrong with you	831.399	6.44
equipment destroyed yeah yeah good for	834.92	5.44
you good good for you oh I'm dizzy are	837.839	4.56
you done huh do you know what cover what	840.36	3.839
did you die yes I [ __ ] died do you	842.399	3.601
know what covering me means yeah take	844.199	4.281
out the M no it means look at me so I	846.0	4.0
don't get a knife jabbed into my neck	848.48	4.279
unless the M shows up no maybe no room	850.0	4.8
for argument covering me means watching	852.759	4.121
me okay so so taking out a map is not	854.8	4.64
watching me okay new rules I got it old	856.88	7.079
rules bipod let's do it going	859.44	4.519
in oh oh okay no sir not on my w oh what	867.36	9.159
what's wrong with it oh ammo clip	872.92	8.32
out here flip this over take	876.519	9.401
that that in oh hey I ran out of ammo	881.24	7.039
can you believe that okay reloaded	885.92	4.08
reloaded let's go let's go again where	888.279	2.701
where you	890.0	7.68
[Music]	890.98	7.86
going	897.68	2.56
[Music]	898.84	3.2
hey guys level cap here today we're	900.24	3.399
going to talk about cornering how to	902.04	3.239
approach Corners how to use them to your	903.639	3.32
advantage so I'm going to approach this	905.279	4.0
corner here and there's my assistant	906.959	4.521
that's the enemy he sees me so the last	909.279	4.36
thing I want to do is repe the same	911.48	4.599
corner but what I can do is I can pop	913.639	5.241
around this corner I can pop up over	916.079	4.801
here and right here I can probably aim	918.88	5.319
in and get give those tag what the hell	920.88	4.92
what the [ __ ] are you doing I just own	924.199	3.721
that guy this isn't a real match got his	925.8	4.399
tags Bab we don't give a [ __ ] this is a	927.92	4.919
tutorial man huh a tutorial I thought	930.199	4.921
this was Conquest it is Conquest but	932.839	3.641
we're we're getting a lesson on how to	935.12	3.56
play Battlefield better this is level	936.48	5.2
cap okay is he in our Squad no don't you	938.68	5.24
know who this is level cap yeah he just	941.68	3.92
told me he's in our you're in a squad no	943.92	4.399
but he's got a really popular show yeah	945.6	3.76
he teaches people how to play	948.319	2.721
Battlefield better really yeah he's	949.36	5.479
teaching us on TV no not on TV on on the	951.04	5.4
internet but I'm just trying to help	954.839	3.36
people out is all okay that's not a show	956.44	4.28
guys he's on the internet no it is a no	958.199	4.2
it counts yeah it's a show it's a	960.72	4.08
channel to give you tips on how to play	962.399	3.641
Battlefield better you and everybody	964.8	3.56
else	966.04	2.32
buddy but like I was saying once the	970.0	4.04
enemy sees you you're going to want to	972.56	3.12
switch it up so he doesn't have the	974.04	4.08
advantage let's move on to pre-fire say	975.68	4.24
you're backed into a corner and you only	978.12	3.639
have one corner to use that's when	979.92	3.839
you're going to want to use pre-fire so	981.759	3.961
pre-fire is where you start firing your	983.759	4.241
weapon right before you clear the corner	985.72	3.76
and that's going	988.0	4.6
what the [ __ ] dude you [ __ ] killed	989.48	6.12
level cap where is he where is he what	992.6	5.52
where's who oh there you are hey you mad	995.6	4.919
bro dude huh what the hell hey you mad	998.12	4.199
bro you mad bro YOLO do you know what	1000.519	4.0
you just did huh what you just ran over	1002.319	4.121
level cap no I didn't look there's an	1004.519	4.081
enemy I know he's part of the lesson	1006.44	4.759
he's mad bro he's not mad bro mad bro	1008.6	5.64
YOLO what are you saying uh Hey guys	1011.199	5.241
level cap back level cap we are really	1014.24	4.719
sorry about him uh no no it's it's fine	1016.44	6.0
don't move watch and learn so let's get	1018.959	5.72
into pieing when you approach a corner	1022.44	4.72
think of it as a piece of a pie as you	1024.679	4.801
move around that corner more pieces of	1027.16	5.12
that yeah you keep looking over here you	1029.48	4.4
keep looking over here don't you dare	1032.28	3.72
don't you think of doing	1033.88	5.0
anything I think I can flank him what no	1036.0	4.959
don't flank him he won't see me coming	1038.88	4.0
no he's waiting for level cap to give	1040.959	3.96
instruction he's waiting to teag your	1042.88	4.4
face guys shut up just watch everything	1044.919	3.721
that's going on so you can learn how to	1047.28	2.96
play the game better we could use that	1048.64	3.44
you're not going to learn anything here	1050.24	3.36
what are you talking about I learning	1052.08	3.839
battle I'm battle tested no you are not	1053.6	4.68
battle tested that is the wrong term to	1055.919	5.161
use for you very quickly and then get	1058.28	5.04
back behind cover an example of bad	1061.08	5.56
cornering is if you just run past the	1063.32	5.92
corner what the [ __ ] is wrong with you	1066.64	4.52
what the hell man he was about to attack	1069.24	3.92
I saw it he wasn't about to attack he	1071.16	4.04
made a move he didn't make anything he	1073.16	4.28
was standing there still well now this	1075.2	4.4
is actually a good opportunity to point	1077.44	4.56
out a few tips the reason why you missed	1079.6	3.84
the enemy is because you didn't	1082.0	3.4
compensate for the weapons recoil here	1083.44	4.8
we go and and you know some burst fire	1085.4	4.68
probably wouldn't be such a bad idea	1088.24	3.799
either good story bro until you get a	1090.08	4.0
show on TV don't tell me how to shoot a	1092.039	4.281
gun	1094.08	2.24
okay go come on you stup I wonder who	1099.2	5.64
this is you want to play The Guessing	1103.559	3.721
Game yeah uh uh it's your mom it	1104.84	5.199
probably is my mom she drive like that	1107.28	4.2
hey idiot hey	1110.039	4.441
Mom hey what are you doing this tank	1111.48	5.48
won't go anywhere well one that's not a	1114.48	4.12
tank and two that's because you're stuck	1116.96	4.88
on a barricade one I'm in a tank	1118.6	6.16
two what' you say but you're stuck on a	1121.84	4.079
barricade that's why you're not moving	1124.76	3.44
you're not in a tank dumb ass that's lav	1125.919	4.601
La light armored vehicle lame ass	1128.2	4.28
vehicle it's not look this is the game	1130.52	3.2
sometimes you get stuck just get out of	1132.48	2.8
the damn vehicle and let's go it's time	1133.72	3.839
to let go buddy somebody might take it	1135.28	4.48
so what it's it's stuck give me a push	1137.559	3.561
you can't push in this game there's not	1139.76	3.32
a push button guys quit [ __ ] around	1141.12	3.48
we're losing Alpha can I get some help	1143.08	3.2
here yeah we're working on it bud just	1144.6	2.959
going to deal with this for a second all	1146.28	2.36
right I tell you what here I'll hit you	1147.559	4.36
with an RPG hit the gas okay hold on	1148.64	5.68
okay give it a gas all	1151.919	6.441
right and nothing oh no did you do it	1154.32	7.359
yeah it didn't work did you do it yes it	1158.36	6.36
didn't work hey did you do it yeah yeah	1161.679	4.401
it didn't work didn't work let's go	1164.72	3.64
medic what you got nothing I'm a medic	1166.08	4.0
tools you got a defibrillator	1168.36	3.439
defibrillate let's do it I'll get it	1170.08	3.92
yeah there you go yeah defibrillate All	1171.799	4.801
Right Heating them up	1174.0	5.32
hey do it I	1176.6	5.28
didor do it I	1179.32	6.56
did do it he [ __ ] did it [ __ ] did	1181.88	6.36
you guys do it oh Jesus Christ I did it	1185.88	4.36
okay we're still stuck guys guys we just	1188.24	3.64
lost Bravo and Charlie where the [ __ ]	1190.24	4.76
are you oh Recon we need you over here	1191.88	5.52
stop no bring the jeep stuff I'm not	1195.0	3.72
coming over there trying to take	1197.4	3.639
objective you took my jeep stuff it's	1198.72	4.36
the least you can do I didn't take your	1201.039	4.161
je it'll make him shut up regon fine	1203.08	3.599
I'll be right there what the hell is	1205.2	4.08
jeep stuff Jeep is that C4 hey come on	1206.679	4.201
guys we're losing our asses no [ __ ]	1209.28	3.48
we're trying to get this LV unstuck oh	1210.88	3.64
are you trying RPG yet yeah we did the	1212.76	4.44
RPG did you try the defibrillator what	1214.52	4.24
hey what about the knife I did that with	1217.2	3.08
a boat once I knocked the boat it went	1218.76	3.44
right in the water hey there he is okay	1220.28	3.44
what the hell am I doing here dude put	1222.2	3.32
the damn C4 on the LA and see if you can	1223.72	3.4
blow it off with this how did he do that	1225.52	3.159
hey maybe I put it underneath okay hold	1227.12	3.32
on I wa to blow it up all right stand	1228.679	4.801
back wait I'll give it gas here we	1230.44	4.719
go	1233.48	4.559
nope I did it it didn't work didn't work	1235.159	8.241
baby know what you do oh F I did it God	1238.039	7.561
did we do it it didn't work attention	1243.4	4.84
all soldiers we need every available man	1245.6	4.64
to the LA you not call our team over	1248.24	3.559
here we need to go take the objective we	1250.24	3.08
got to work together the only way we	1251.799	2.521
could probably even get this thing out	1253.32	2.4
of here is with a Jeep we don't have a	1254.32	5.8
Jeep on hand here comes a Jeep holy [ __ ]	1255.72	4.4
hey all right now get back to work you a	1260.44	6.239
bunch of lazy asses yes sir sir all	1263.44	7.0
right let's move on guys let's hit	1266.679	3.761
it it'll help over	1273.12	3.919
[Music]	1283.14	3.5
here	1287.039	3.0
dude dude dude what are you doing what	1296.76	3.399
what are you doing I'm shooting that	1298.72	3.319
tank over there that gun is not going to	1300.159	4.041
take out that tank how do you know	1302.039	3.88
because it's a tank listen do you do you	1304.2	3.359
have some sort of sidearm with a	1305.919	3.76
suppressor on it why are you Whispering	1307.559	6.521
because I do not want to be heard or	1309.679	4.401
seen anything um like I have this gun	1314.32	6.56
with the suppressor yes oh no no turn	1318.2	5.8
turn look how bright that is look at it	1320.88	5.76
you can see everywhere you man dude shut	1324.0	4.76
that light off no it doesn't go off it	1326.64	4.76
does press the up button up wow it does	1328.76	5.039
go off thank you it's like Chinese New	1331.4	5.159
Year or something come on kidding me you	1333.799	5.561
know what the year is this year is it	1336.559	4.72
dog you're the dog I think it's year of	1339.36	4.4
the shut the [ __ ] up now listen get down	1341.279	5.88
get down okay I like this all right	1343.76	7.919
right there right there I spotted two I	1347.159	7.361
also have ammo if you need to [ __ ]	1351.679	4.841
bullets or grenades are you serious	1354.52	3.56
you're going to throw an ammo pack in	1356.52	3.56
front of my scope you might need it you	1358.08	3.92
might you just drive a Jeep up in front	1360.08	4.59
of my [ __ ] here just	1362.0	7.76
[Music]	1364.67	8.249
go okay I got the flag going to ride	1369.76	6.039
hell yeah man let's go let's hit it yeah	1372.919	4.041
we are out	1375.799	4.161
like	1376.96	3.0
woo yeah all right yeah we should	1381.679	4.441
probably we're going the wrong way we	1384.44	3.08
need to head back to the base no there's	1386.12	3.64
a jump over here okay we're doing a jump	1387.52	4.8
all right hang	1389.76	2.56
on all we should go back to base now	1392.76	4.48
right and take a right why because we we	1394.96	4.56
we got the flag we got the flag yeah I	1397.24	3.88
got it right here we got the flag then	1399.52	5.0
we won no we no we got to get we won no	1401.12	5.0
we didn't win we got to get it back to	1404.52	5.96
our we haven't captured it you dumb [ __ ]	1406.12	8.32
stop wiing stop wiing I can't see	1410.48	6.439
[ __ ] don't you w me it's okay I'm going	1414.44	4.839
to do a power slide no don't do a power	1416.919	5.281
slide go make the	1419.279	6.0
no why would you do that you stupid	1422.2	5.28
look okay I hit the wrong button let's	1425.279	4.64
try that	1427.48	2.439
again okay where's the jumps where's the	1432.76	7.56
jumps hey hey what are you doing hop	1436.159	6.841
dogging baby dude turn around go back to	1440.32	5.04
the base I'm looking for jump yeah but	1443.0	5.679
you have the flag you got to turn around	1445.36	7.12
USA hey stop the motorcycle I need	1448.679	7.281
momentum to do jump you don't need the	1452.48	5.319
jumps we need the flag at the base for	1455.96	6.44
the point we have the flag we have	1457.799	8.921
one ah why does my team suck so bad oh	1462.4	6.8
damn it what do you got suck so bad I	1466.72	4.839
don't say he sto the fly he killed me oh	1469.2	4.04
wait a second here we come okay all	1471.559	3.6
right come to P now bring it home man	1473.24	5.64
come on the papa yeah we're going	1475.159	6.76
to what the [ __ ] what where are you	1478.88	4.919
going where are you going where are you	1481.919	3.76
going where are you going I think	1483.799	6.081
there's some Easter eggs over here	1485.679	4.201
[Music]	1490.12	3.72
wa	1496.76	3.0
hey guys oh damn it [ __ ] squeaker	1501.84	4.92
hello young man oh you think I'm a kid	1504.279	6.12
I'm actually a girl oh even worse I'm	1506.76	5.76
sorry I didn't know that's that's fine	1510.399	4.361
how old are you um does it matter it	1512.52	4.8
doesn't matter cuz girls can't play so	1514.76	3.6
what the hell does that mean they're not	1517.32	2.959
good at Battlefield they're good at like	1518.36	3.88
putting makeup on holy [ __ ] what I mean	1520.279	5.601
are you like like 18 or older I am older	1522.24	6.0
yes okay older than 18 yeah you okay	1525.88	3.88
with that I'm perfect with that that	1528.24	3.2
makes you happy yeah that's awesome I	1529.76	3.48
just got a friend request from you in a	1531.44	4.719
private message yeah that was quick yeah	1533.24	4.72
with your phone number there it is now	1536.159	4.0
you have it okay not going to use it	1537.96	3.839
that's fine you don't have to no one	1540.159	4.201
said you had to you dyke I thought you	1541.799	4.401
said your friend thing didn't work which	1544.36	3.4
friend thing your friend your friend	1546.2	2.88
request your friends I was trying to	1547.76	3.48
send you friend things doesn't	1549.08	5.56
work huh I don't look at	1551.24	6.88
me don't look at me I might just go Sil	1554.64	5.6
if you guys don't mind perfectly	1558.12	4.36
understandable go ahead she's cute I	1560.24	3.84
like her do you don't know what she	1562.48	3.88
looks like yeah I know she sounds cute	1564.08	4.959
she can still hear us I can is she	1566.36	4.08
really going to stay on our Squad yes	1569.039	2.681
she's going to stay on our Squad and	1570.44	2.44
that no one has a problem with that you	1571.72	3.079
can leave squads well I'm just saying	1572.88	3.039
because we're going to be doing out	1574.799	3.6
there like man stuff like fighting yeah	1575.919	3.921
I understand that I've been playing for	1578.399	3.081
a while it'll be fine why don't we just	1579.84	3.439
move on yeah yeah she can play with us	1581.48	3.12
and if she's lucky she can unlock my	1583.279	3.201
forgrip wow really she's a chick I'm	1584.6	3.76
being flirty I'm having fun yeah but	1586.48	3.919
it's kind of inappropriate no we're all	1588.36	3.72
relaxed what do you think NB I think I	1590.399	3.16
think we should just move on because	1592.08	2.599
she's going to get emotional she'll	1593.559	2.761
start crying halfway through the match	1594.679	2.72
listen to you guys we're not have time	1596.32	2.92
for that listen to both of you have time	1597.399	3.361
for it you're making this really weird	1599.24	3.24
for her it's isn't weird for you is it	1600.76	3.159
it's a little weird yeah cuz your	1602.48	3.28
emotions no because I've got one guy	1603.919	3.601
hitting on me probably that time you	1605.76	3.32
guys are being douchebags that's all I'm	1607.52	3.2
saying no I'm not being a douchebag I'm	1609.08	3.24
looking out for her interest you should	1610.72	3.959
like go do operation 9 to5 they got	1612.32	4.56
shops and things there cuz they like	1614.679	4.36
shopping yeah yeah that's very sexist	1616.88	3.96
listen to me I don't see how she's going	1619.039	4.24
to help us out at all I can hear you	1620.84	4.12
yeah she's she's right here in this okay	1623.279	3.12
but I'm just saying like when she kills	1624.96	3.12
them what's she going to do kill them	1626.399	4.681
she can't teabag she might vag I'm	1628.08	5.479
really really sorry it's fine it happens	1631.08	4.76
all the time but I appreciate it hey	1633.559	4.12
don't mention it they say they once you	1635.84	4.079
met pack you never go	1637.679	6.401
back I'm sorry I was just making a a	1639.919	6.401
kind of a joke you know I figured you	1644.08	4.52
and I should probably stick together cuz	1646.32	3.92
we're both	1648.6	5.079
girls no no they're black no Medics you	1650.24	5.439
dumb [ __ ]	1653.679	5.36
Medics enemy	1655.679	3.36
soldier yeah you little [ __ ] being	1659.2	6.12
bagged by a girl suck my balls till you	1661.519	7.241
gag [ __ ] W God I really don't	1665.32	6.52
know how to process this so I'm go I	1668.76	5.24
think I'm going to go too I think I'm	1671.84	3.839
going to stick around a minute just	1674.0	4.399
going to sit here and feel this one out	1675.679	7.401
St dip dip potato chip dip dip potato	1678.399	9.0
chip dip dip potato chip dip dip potato	1683.08	5.88
chip what the hell are you doing what	1687.399	3.28
the [ __ ] are you doing what do you think	1688.96	3.68
I'm doing you're teabagging teabagging	1690.679	3.84
hell yeah I'm te that part but what are	1692.64	4.279
you doing it to him for cuz he's dead	1694.519	5.121
he's on our team why does that matter	1696.919	4.64
you don't team bag you don't teabag	1699.64	4.0
somebody who's on your own team you only	1701.559	5.36
teabag the enemy are you sure you don't	1703.64	5.12
understand how this works do you yeah	1706.919	4.441
how people die you teabag them no it's	1708.76	5.639
no no not your teammate no team bagging	1711.36	5.96
ever and not someone you didn't kill hey	1714.399	6.28
guys guys I'm on the way oh [ __ ] [ __ ]	1717.32	6.56
I'm [ __ ] lagging wow that sucks	1720.679	6.441
that's the worst yeah what a noob a a n	1723.88	5.24
he's okay look at him he can't even run	1727.12	4.0
right he's not it's a he's having an	1729.12	4.52
issue with his connection running no his	1731.12	4.159
connection it's not I'll teabagging him	1733.64	3.519
later I bet you think he's doing that on	1735.279	3.88
purpose purpose push forward how hard is	1737.159	5.921
that it's lag holy [ __ ] you've never all	1739.159	7.12
right so in the future do not teag your	1743.08	5.76
own teammate hey I got a tip don't die	1746.279	4.361
and you won't get teab bagged well give	1748.84	3.48
that's the rule I live by I live by that	1750.64	4.8
every day oh yeah you do yeah God	1752.32	5.04
finally God it's like running on a	1755.44	4.239
treadmill all this [ __ ] lag I can't	1757.36	4.319
even play on this server okay you you	1759.679	4.161
know when when you die you get teab	1761.679	4.201
bagged right what yeah after the guy	1763.84	4.16
that killed you is a [ __ ] ass Soul	1765.88	3.72
yeah he might have been I don't know but	1768.0	3.88
this guy died I teabagging him guys on	1769.6	4.799
our team don't even don't even don't	1771.88	4.56
even start don't know so are we on the	1774.399	4.16
same page no I'm never on the same page	1776.44	4.16
with you I'm like 10 pages ahead of your	1778.559	3.881
dumb ass you've been through a lot let's	1780.6	3.48
chill out we've got things to do have	1782.44	3.079
you checked your internet connection my	1784.08	2.8
internet connection is f okay look the	1785.519	2.76
wife's in there watching Netflix my	1786.88	2.72
daughter's probably [ __ ] surfing on	1788.279	3.601
her Kindle I don't you know it's it's	1789.6	3.919
being taken up by the stupid [ __ ]	1791.88	3.799
that live in my house it's not my fault	1793.519	3.841
it's not our fault chill the [ __ ] out	1795.679	4.6
[ __ ] Run for Cover Chopper Chopper [ __ ]	1797.36	3.55
get out	1800.279	3.12
[Music]	1800.91	6.41
of I just want to run that way [ __ ] you	1803.399	6.361
[ __ ] you	1807.32	2.44
lag dip chip dip dip TI chip dip dip TI	1810.72	8.08
chip dip dip TI	1815.88	6.03
[Music]	1818.8	3.11
chip	1826.24	7.88
[Music]	1828.67	8.69
hey guys oh hey look I'm in a map yeah	1834.12	5.6
yes you are congrats they kick ass don't	1837.36	5.36
they they do the job sure so I saw your	1839.72	4.319
squad was full I was going to join your	1842.72	3.64
squad and it was yeah it's too bad I	1844.039	4.721
know you want to make a new squad or no	1846.36	4.199
no we don't want to next time we'll okay	1848.76	3.68
yeah okay how's how's your fourth guy is	1850.559	4.6
he good or yeah not	1852.44	6.719
really he's he's a level 100 Colonel	1855.159	6.48
okay so that's pretty good yeah	1859.159	5.161
yeah I bet he has a MAV does he does he	1861.639	5.801
is he a MAV guy too I no I doubt it okay	1864.32	6.199
yeah my squad uh we all fly Mavs what	1867.44	4.839
yeah we're called the MAV Squad that	1870.519	4.12
sounds yeah like four Mavs coming at you	1872.279	4.28
it's it's insane it's hey you should	1874.639	4.441
probably get back to the MAV Squad yeah	1876.559	4.12
so we'll catch you soon yeah they need	1879.08	3.559
you get back there come on go go waste	1880.679	4.281
your time over all ready appreciate it	1882.639	3.52
break all	1884.96	4.199
right	1886.159	3.0
M how you doing sir oh doing good man	1890.159	5.841
kill number 50 we just started the game	1893.2	4.8
yeah how about you guys I just got out	1896.0	3.919
of the loadout screen we were just we we	1898.0	4.08
just just a quick question sir how does	1899.919	5.36
one get to where you're at prioritize	1902.08	5.04
prioritize like what like what you guys	1905.279	4.801
have jobs yeah I mean yeah both wrong	1907.12	6.72
answers lose the jobs number two sex you	1910.08	7.76
guys having some yeah I mean wrong	1913.84	8.12
answer sex equals minus kills no sex	1917.84	6.64
plus kills I never looked at it that way	1921.96	5.199
how much how much sex do you have none	1924.48	4.559
Battlefield is my [ __ ] you got a [ __ ]	1927.159	5.161
bucket I'm sorry yeah [ __ ] bucket I I	1929.039	6.041
don't I'm not sure if I follow you go to	1932.32	4.479
the bathroom you're not playing	1935.08	3.959
Battlefield you [ __ ] in a bucket	1936.799	4.201
you're playing Battlefield I can't	1939.039	5.0
believe we didn't think of that there's	1941.0	5.08
one's	1944.039	4.0
one	1946.08	3.92
so so you have a pile of [ __ ] under you	1948.039	4.6
right now yes man the [ __ ] up guys whoa	1950.0	4.84
hey who killed this guy I did hey check	1952.639	4.681
out this kit this guy	1954.84	6.16
has oh wow this is an M26 Dart no don't	1957.32	6.04
do it this is like the god gun right now	1961.0	4.12
this is Soldier there's no honor in	1963.36	3.52
killing a man with a glitch gun	1965.12	4.0
yesterday I took down an attack chopper	1966.88	4.72
with a knife I stop dude stop looking at	1969.12	3.32
stop you're not going to take it away	1971.6	2.6
from don't [ __ ] do this again man you	1972.44	3.32
lose your [ __ ] whenever you get a badass	1974.2	3.319
weapon you're losing your [ __ ] right we	1975.76	3.96
need our Squad okay I'm already a medic	1977.519	3.88
and we need you as an engineer it's all	1979.72	3.24
about the team there's Vehicles	1981.399	2.88
everywhere well now now we got two	1982.96	3.439
Medics and just one of us is more badass	1984.279	3.721
than the other guys we're wasting time	1986.399	2.88
I'm out of here we're right behind you	1988.0	2.88
sir you guys are honestly slowing me	1989.279	3.201
down so you just want to go Rogue you	1990.88	3.039
know what is a matter of fact I do want	1992.48	3.159
to go Rogue all right so why don't you	1993.919	3.321
guys just leave try to do something	1995.639	3.121
[ __ ] useful for once if you're going	1997.24	3.76
to be this way [ __ ] you you're on your	1998.76	4.24
own [ __ ] you know what I I don't	2001.0	4.12
need you guys I don't need you guys and	2003.0	4.559
I never needed you guys because I got an	2005.12	7.64
26 Dart an INF 26 Dart there's	2007.559	5.201
[Music]	2019.18	8.14
one yeah take that you sniper that son	2023.919	6.041
of a [ __ ] take that okay fuckle up	2027.32	5.64
let's do it it's in a good position back	2029.96	4.719
there you're way out here let's go see	2032.96	4.199
some action the [ __ ] man turn around	2034.679	7.161
okay I think the mom's over here cover	2037.159	7.52
you	2041.84	5.199
place all right I'm taking the mcom guys	2044.679	4.881
watch my back hey hey this is the mcom	2047.039	3.961
huh yeah I'm taking it I got it let's	2049.56	3.76
take it no you need to watch my back I	2051.0	3.159
I'm going to help want to help with the	2053.32	2.24
mcom we don't need to help only one	2054.159	3.24
person at a time can take the incom you	2055.56	3.519
don't this is my first time taking an	2057.399	3.52
mcom you don't need to take it I'm here	2059.079	3.56
I got this I'm arming it right now does	2060.919	3.96
it go faster if we both take it no you	2062.639	6.24
watch my ass	2064.879	4.0
damn it what is wrong with you a what's	2070.159	4.44
wrong with y'all were there we had the	2071.839	5.56
mcom it was ours I was taking it and you	2074.599	4.401
should have been washing my back that's	2077.399	3.68
what a good soldier does huh that's what	2079.0	4.359
a good player does you watch we're good	2081.079	4.441
players we're going to take the mcom	2083.359	3.681
let's do it again no okay we'll do it	2085.52	3.119
again and I'm taking the mcom you watch	2087.04	3.319
my ass are you good at watching people's	2088.639	4.24
asses yes all right let's do this again	2090.359	4.081
but you watch my ass when we get to the	2092.879	5.161
mcom and I'll take it [ __ ] [ __ ] it fine	2094.44	7.159
whatever another drink kill that bastard	2098.04	5.799
oh look armor thing oh look a dumb ass	2101.599	3.801
no you don't we don't need to take that	2103.839	3.0
you want that no leave that here he's	2105.4	3.28
covering our ass he's covering us yeah	2106.839	3.361
all right he's laying on fire watch our	2108.68	5.8
back that's an order let's go [ __ ]	2110.2	4.28
you all right we only got one ticket	2115.2	5.8
left go ahead and take it I'm taking it	2117.72	7.44
I'm taking it are you I think so am I I	2121.0	6.24
don't know no hit the button hitting	2125.16	4.04
buttons no the the button on like what	2127.24	3.32
does your screen say your screen will	2129.2	3.08
tell you the button hit the button arm	2130.56	5.08
this arm yeah arm the button beside it	2132.28	6.28
hit it okay this one that's ammo you	2135.64	4.16
don't you don't put ammo down dud no	2138.56	4.039
don't put ammo arm the damn thing ammo	2139.8	5.799
knife grenade the arm button not grenade	2142.599	4.361
you just throw a grenade get out of	2145.599	4.161
there	2146.96	2.8
[Music]	2152.03	3.5
huh	2155.8	3.0
[Music]	2159.66	3.19
[Music]	2167.5	3.07
[Music]	2173.52	8.32
clear look at that	2183.119	4.801
detail	2185.72	3.879
I bet this is a	2187.92	5.439
Ross probably about an 82 that tree's	2189.599	6.561
happiness gave it away oh that one	2193.359	4.041
speaks to	2196.16	6.6
me I wonder if that's oil or	2197.4	5.36
finger I can see living	2210.079	5.601
here bird bath	2213.119	8.321
there garden over here oh I could plant	2215.68	8.399
zucchini hope the worms don't get	2221.44	6.76
them I hate when the worms get	2224.079	4.121
them hey you where the [ __ ] we need some	2230.079	6.28
help out here my friends clay and Moore	2233.8	5.279
are all the help you'll need this room	2236.359	5.48
is going to be so nice when it's	2239.079	4.921
done indoor	2241.839	6.76
pool steam room	2244.0	4.599
Marco I can't wait to have friends	2249.359	4.24
over look at this	2259.359	6.76
tub maybe some scented	2263.2	8.2
candles some bubble bath bubble	2266.119	7.611
Battlefield you win by	2271.4	4.199
[Music]	2273.73	4.869
relaxing	2275.599	3.0
promoted okay go to B go to B because	2285.88	4.12
they're taking it right now we need to	2288.44	4.04
move where did y'all come from from b b	2290.0	3.92
we just got our ass kicked there we need	2292.48	3.32
to get back and take the damn thing okay	2293.92	3.04
I I was just driving and there was	2295.8	2.92
nobody here and then we spawned on you	2296.96	3.08
that's what you're supposed to do I got	2298.72	3.44
points I got points yeah you did yeah	2300.04	5.2
you got 20 I'm on my way yes you	2302.16	5.439
are okay uh so where's this where are we	2305.24	4.68
going B is that on the way you're	2307.599	4.48
heading right there just the big glowing	2309.92	5.12
B in front of you yeah that's it the big	2312.079	6.401
glowing be just go to B what was that	2315.04	4.92
attitude you're giving me there where's	2318.48	5.32
B I don't know what do you mean we being	2319.96	6.24
you how about do you understand this	2323.8	3.92
game do you understand how it works what	2326.2	3.919
am I a damn geologist do you see the	2327.72	3.879
diamonds with with the letters in the	2330.119	4.801
middle of them do you see that oh yeah	2331.599	6.681
there see it yeah it's red have you ever	2334.92	5.32
described anything before the glowing	2338.28	4.839
Diamond that says be yeah red that's a	2340.24	4.96
huge that's a huge part what have you	2343.119	4.921
been doing this whole game what have you	2345.2	5.04
been doing I've been driving this Jeep	2348.04	5.24
where everywhere all right what do I	2350.24	5.119
look like to you a guy that doesn't	2353.28	4.88
drive Jeeps around all right well okay	2355.359	5.121
there's be just head that	2358.16	5.04
way did you know they had horns on these	2360.48	4.92
Jeeps yeah we knew because we they	2363.2	4.32
didn't used to have that	2365.4	4.0
it was great when they didn't have okay	2367.52	3.079
I'll tell you what um here's what I'll	2369.4	2.88
do I um give me your phone number and	2370.599	2.641
I'll just give you a call and I give a	2372.28	3.16
[ __ ] oh there you go yeah yeah you guys	2373.24	3.599
oh yeah that's a good I'm I'm going	2375.44	2.56
write that down that's a good line I'm	2376.839	2.361
going to use that next time I need to be	2378.0	2.599
a douchebag you know what we're doing	2379.2	5.28
here guys [ __ ] nothing go to B okay	2380.599	5.041
all right we're on the way we're going	2384.48	3.76
to B	2385.64	2.6
yeah that's	2395.0	3.4
what you humming huh sounds like the	2401.44	5.76
trollol song yeah that's trollol what	2404.56	4.84
the trollolol song what about it what	2407.2	3.36
are you humming that for why yeah why	2409.4	4.0
are you humming that I was I yeah I was	2410.56	4.96
humming humming the troll yeah you were	2413.4	3.56
very specifically you were humming the	2415.52	4.36
troll all s is that C4 on the Jeep	2416.96	8.399
there's C4 oh we bail out bail out bail	2419.88	8.479
out	2425.359	3.0
a	2428.4	8.489
[Music]	2430.09	6.799
yes I got little	2439.0	6.04
birss legs I got little legs bir legs	2441.52	6.2
bir legs I got little birdie legs birdie	2445.04	5.84
legs and birdie legs I got little birdie	2447.72	5.68
you doing Tak in the base man well why	2450.88	4.08
are you singing that [ __ ] song into	2453.4	3.439
my ear I do that every time I take a	2454.96	3.56
base you've never done that I always	2456.839	3.361
sing that song when I take a base Never	2458.52	3.319
sing that song you haven't never done	2460.2	2.879
that and what base are you talking about	2461.839	3.52
we're just getting to the base the gas	2463.079	4.24
station oh [ __ ] he's he's all the way	2465.359	3.321
over there at Delta you're supposed to	2467.319	3.121
be at Al that's what you said you said	2468.68	4.32
said Alpha you going to Alpha you didn't	2470.44	8.6
say gas station nope no h oh guys the	2473.0	8.359
circle just stopped means someone's	2479.04	4.84
there somebody's here yeah go kill them	2481.359	5.24
oh I got to hide okay or you can go kill	2483.88	5.08
him guys shut up going get me killed you	2486.599	3.76
don't have to whisper they can't hear	2488.96	3.119
you they can't hear us we're you don't	2490.359	3.841
know that only the squad can talk I'm	2492.079	3.641
going radio	2494.2	5.32
silence that's a good thing yeah	2495.72	7.0
yeah guys that's not that's not radio	2499.52	4.72
silence but what the opposite of the	2502.72	3.44
circle's reversing means there's more	2504.24	4.44
than one bigger problem now oh great	2506.16	5.12
what should I do just just sit there the	2508.68	4.0
the thing's gonna turn red and then	2511.28	4.48
it'll start it is red just let them	2512.68	5.56
leave and start taking over that base	2515.76	4.28
and you know we'll help you if we can	2518.24	3.68
I'm just going to be really	2520.04	7.319
steel steel steel steel	2521.92	8.48
steel steel is how you say it not steel	2527.359	5.121
you're not the one Behind Enemy Lines	2530.4	4.08
there are no lines why am I Whispering	2532.48	7.28
stupid rubs off oh wait guys he's	2534.48	7.92
leaving I'm taking Delta I'm like a	2539.76	5.16
ghost in the night I'm like the deadly	2542.4	6.28
invisible [ __ ] virus the Delta	2544.92	8.0
virus oh hey we just left Dro but it's	2548.68	6.879
to be blinking again I told you I could	2552.92	4.6
have sworn I heard Whispers there must	2555.559	4.441
be ghost like Spectre hiding in the	2557.52	7.12
bushes I'm the Delta Knight Guardian	2560.0	8.64
Shadow oh wait they're coming back hide	2564.64	5.56
okay	2568.64	5.08
wait he's driving	2570.2	6.96
by I think okay he's going oh	2573.72	7.04
wait Tank's just sitting there Tank's	2577.16	6.959
just sitting there I think he sees	2580.76	3.359
me oh	2594.76	6.319
[Music]	2598.02	5.9
yeah all right Noob you can uh stop	2601.079	5.28
throwing the grenades and come out now I	2603.92	3.159
get	2606.359	4.72
him yeah you got them I got little	2607.079	5.921
birdie legs birdie legs little birdie	2611.079	4.681
legs I got	2613.0	2.76
[Music]	2615.8	3.109
[Applause]	2618.99	5.879
[Music]	2621.77	3.099
little	2627.119	3.0

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