Battlebit Friends the Movie!

Hey there, fellow Battlefield Friends and Battlebit fans! Have you heard the news? There's a new baby in town and its name is Battlebit Frie...
Battlebit Friends the Movie!
Battlebit Friends the Movie!

Battlebit Friends the Movie!

Neebs Gaming


neebs: Hey guys, Neebs here! Have you seen Battlebit Friends The Movie yet? It's like a beautiful lovechild of Battlefield Friends and Battlebit!

simon: Oh man, Neebs, that video is pure gold! I mean, who wouldn't want to watch our favorite characters in a whole new setting?

appsro: Absolutely, Simon! And shoutout to joetastic_ for all the hard work on this, it really paid off. I can't stop laughing every time I watch it!

neebs: Totally agree, Appsro! It's like the perfect blend of humor and action. Plus, those Synty Studios assets really bring the whole thing to life.

Why this video rocks!
This post is written mostly by AI and the above audio snippet is a (poorly) generated conversation between members of the Neebs Gaming Crew using OpenAi and ElevenLabs!

This video comes straight from the Neebs Gaming YouTube channel.

Hey there, fellow Battlefield Friends and Battlebit fans! Have you heard the news? There's a new baby in town and its name is Battlebit Friends The Movie! I mean, how awesome does that sound? It's like the perfect combination of two of our favorite things rolled into one epic movie.

I just watched the trailer and let me tell you, it looks amazing. The graphics are out of this world and the characters are just as hilarious as ever. I couldn't stop laughing the entire time I was watching it. And you know what's even better? Our buddy @joetastic_ had a hand in making this masterpiece, so you know it's going to be top-notch.

The credits are filled with some seriously talented folks who brought this movie to life. From Synty Studios to JustCreate to Dionstra and TastyTony, these artists really knocked it out of the park. And let's not forget about the amazing effects from Effectcore and Luke Peek - they really added that extra oomph to the movie. Plus, those additional animations from Mixamo? Pure gold.

If you're like me and can't get enough of Neebs Gaming, then you definitely need to check out Battlebit Remastered. It's the perfect blend of comedy, action, and all-around awesomeness. So grab some popcorn, settle in, and get ready for the ride of a lifetime. Trust me, you won't want to miss this.

Neebs Gaming
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support and they want you to get down183.442.96
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did do it he [ __ ] did it [ __ ] did1181.886.36
you guys do it oh Jesus Christ I did it1185.884.36
okay we're still stuck guys guys we just1188.243.64
lost Bravo and Charlie where the [ __ ]1190.244.76
are you oh Recon we need you over here1191.885.52
stop no bring the jeep stuff I'm not1195.03.72
coming over there trying to take1197.43.639
objective you took my jeep stuff it's1198.724.36
the least you can do I didn't take your1201.0394.161
je it'll make him shut up regon fine1203.083.599
I'll be right there what the hell is1205.24.08
jeep stuff Jeep is that C4 hey come on1206.6794.201
guys we're losing our asses no [ __ ]1209.283.48
we're trying to get this LV unstuck oh1210.883.64
are you trying RPG yet yeah we did the1212.764.44
RPG did you try the defibrillator what1214.524.24
hey what about the knife I did that with1217.23.08
a boat once I knocked the boat it went1218.763.44
right in the water hey there he is okay1220.283.44
what the hell am I doing here dude put1222.23.32
the damn C4 on the LA and see if you can1223.723.4
blow it off with this how did he do that1225.523.159
hey maybe I put it underneath okay hold1227.123.32
on I wa to blow it up all right stand1228.6794.801
back wait I'll give it gas here we1230.444.719
nope I did it it didn't work didn't work1235.1598.241
baby know what you do oh F I did it God1238.0397.561
did we do it it didn't work attention1243.44.84
all soldiers we need every available man1245.64.64
to the LA you not call our team over1248.243.559
here we need to go take the objective we1250.243.08
got to work together the only way we1251.7992.521
could probably even get this thing out1253.322.4
of here is with a Jeep we don't have a1254.325.8
Jeep on hand here comes a Jeep holy [ __ ]1255.724.4
hey all right now get back to work you a1260.446.239
bunch of lazy asses yes sir sir all1263.447.0
right let's move on guys let's hit1266.6793.761
it it'll help over1273.123.919
dude dude dude what are you doing what1296.763.399
what are you doing I'm shooting that1298.723.319
tank over there that gun is not going to1300.1594.041
take out that tank how do you know1302.0393.88
because it's a tank listen do you do you1304.23.359
have some sort of sidearm with a1305.9193.76
suppressor on it why are you Whispering1307.5596.521
because I do not want to be heard or1309.6794.401
seen anything um like I have this gun1314.326.56
with the suppressor yes oh no no turn1318.25.8
turn look how bright that is look at it1320.885.76
you can see everywhere you man dude shut1324.04.76
that light off no it doesn't go off it1326.644.76
does press the up button up wow it does1328.765.039
go off thank you it's like Chinese New1331.45.159
Year or something come on kidding me you1333.7995.561
know what the year is this year is it1336.5594.72
dog you're the dog I think it's year of1339.364.4
the shut the [ __ ] up now listen get down1341.2795.88
get down okay I like this all right1343.767.919
right there right there I spotted two I1347.1597.361
also have ammo if you need to [ __ ]1351.6794.841
bullets or grenades are you serious1354.523.56
you're going to throw an ammo pack in1356.523.56
front of my scope you might need it you1358.083.92
might you just drive a Jeep up in front1360.084.59
of my [ __ ] here just1362.07.76
go okay I got the flag going to ride1369.766.039
hell yeah man let's go let's hit it yeah1372.9194.041
we are out1375.7994.161
woo yeah all right yeah we should1381.6794.441
probably we're going the wrong way we1384.443.08
need to head back to the base no there's1386.123.64
a jump over here okay we're doing a jump1387.524.8
all right hang1389.762.56
on all we should go back to base now1392.764.48
right and take a right why because we we1394.964.56
we got the flag we got the flag yeah I1397.243.88
got it right here we got the flag then1399.525.0
we won no we no we got to get we won no1401.125.0
we didn't win we got to get it back to1404.525.96
our we haven't captured it you dumb [ __ ]1406.128.32
stop wiing stop wiing I can't see1410.486.439
[ __ ] don't you w me it's okay I'm going1414.444.839
to do a power slide no don't do a power1416.9195.281
slide go make the1419.2796.0
no why would you do that you stupid1422.25.28
look okay I hit the wrong button let's1425.2794.64
try that1427.482.439
again okay where's the jumps where's the1432.767.56
jumps hey hey what are you doing hop1436.1596.841
dogging baby dude turn around go back to1440.325.04
the base I'm looking for jump yeah but1443.05.679
you have the flag you got to turn around1445.367.12
USA hey stop the motorcycle I need1448.6797.281
momentum to do jump you don't need the1452.485.319
jumps we need the flag at the base for1455.966.44
the point we have the flag we have1457.7998.921
one ah why does my team suck so bad oh1462.46.8
damn it what do you got suck so bad I1466.724.839
don't say he sto the fly he killed me oh1469.24.04
wait a second here we come okay all1471.5593.6
right come to P now bring it home man1473.245.64
come on the papa yeah we're going1475.1596.76
to what the [ __ ] what where are you1478.884.919
going where are you going where are you1481.9193.76
going where are you going I think1483.7996.081
there's some Easter eggs over here1485.6794.201
hey guys oh damn it [ __ ] squeaker1501.844.92
hello young man oh you think I'm a kid1504.2796.12
I'm actually a girl oh even worse I'm1506.765.76
sorry I didn't know that's that's fine1510.3994.361
how old are you um does it matter it1512.524.8
doesn't matter cuz girls can't play so1514.763.6
what the hell does that mean they're not1517.322.959
good at Battlefield they're good at like1518.363.88
putting makeup on holy [ __ ] what I mean1520.2795.601
are you like like 18 or older I am older1522.246.0
yes okay older than 18 yeah you okay1525.883.88
with that I'm perfect with that that1528.243.2
makes you happy yeah that's awesome I1529.763.48
just got a friend request from you in a1531.444.719
private message yeah that was quick yeah1533.244.72
with your phone number there it is now1536.1594.0
you have it okay not going to use it1537.963.839
that's fine you don't have to no one1540.1594.201
said you had to you dyke I thought you1541.7994.401
said your friend thing didn't work which1544.363.4
friend thing your friend your friend1546.22.88
request your friends I was trying to1547.763.48
send you friend things doesn't1549.085.56
work huh I don't look at1551.246.88
me don't look at me I might just go Sil1554.645.6
if you guys don't mind perfectly1558.124.36
understandable go ahead she's cute I1560.243.84
like her do you don't know what she1562.483.88
looks like yeah I know she sounds cute1564.084.959
she can still hear us I can is she1566.364.08
really going to stay on our Squad yes1569.0392.681
she's going to stay on our Squad and1570.442.44
that no one has a problem with that you1571.723.079
can leave squads well I'm just saying1572.883.039
because we're going to be doing out1574.7993.6
there like man stuff like fighting yeah1575.9193.921
I understand that I've been playing for1578.3993.081
a while it'll be fine why don't we just1579.843.439
move on yeah yeah she can play with us1581.483.12
and if she's lucky she can unlock my1583.2793.201
forgrip wow really she's a chick I'm1584.63.76
being flirty I'm having fun yeah but1586.483.919
it's kind of inappropriate no we're all1588.363.72
relaxed what do you think NB I think I1590.3993.16
think we should just move on because1592.082.599
she's going to get emotional she'll1593.5592.761
start crying halfway through the match1594.6792.72
listen to you guys we're not have time1596.322.92
for that listen to both of you have time1597.3993.361
for it you're making this really weird1599.243.24
for her it's isn't weird for you is it1600.763.159
it's a little weird yeah cuz your1602.483.28
emotions no because I've got one guy1603.9193.601
hitting on me probably that time you1605.763.32
guys are being douchebags that's all I'm1607.523.2
saying no I'm not being a douchebag I'm1609.083.24
looking out for her interest you should1610.723.959
like go do operation 9 to5 they got1612.324.56
shops and things there cuz they like1614.6794.36
shopping yeah yeah that's very sexist1616.883.96
listen to me I don't see how she's going1619.0394.24
to help us out at all I can hear you1620.844.12
yeah she's she's right here in this okay1623.2793.12
but I'm just saying like when she kills1624.963.12
them what's she going to do kill them1626.3994.681
she can't teabag she might vag I'm1628.085.479
really really sorry it's fine it happens1631.084.76
all the time but I appreciate it hey1633.5594.12
don't mention it they say they once you1635.844.079
met pack you never go1637.6796.401
back I'm sorry I was just making a a1639.9196.401
kind of a joke you know I figured you1644.084.52
and I should probably stick together cuz1646.323.92
we're both1648.65.079
girls no no they're black no Medics you1650.245.439
dumb [ __ ]1653.6795.36
Medics enemy1655.6793.36
soldier yeah you little [ __ ] being1659.26.12
bagged by a girl suck my balls till you1661.5197.241
gag [ __ ] W God I really don't1665.326.52
know how to process this so I'm go I1668.765.24
think I'm going to go too I think I'm1671.843.839
going to stick around a minute just1674.04.399
going to sit here and feel this one out1675.6797.401
St dip dip potato chip dip dip potato1678.3999.0
chip dip dip potato chip dip dip potato1683.085.88
chip what the hell are you doing what1687.3993.28
the [ __ ] are you doing what do you think1688.963.68
I'm doing you're teabagging teabagging1690.6793.84
hell yeah I'm te that part but what are1692.644.279
you doing it to him for cuz he's dead1694.5195.121
he's on our team why does that matter1696.9194.64
you don't team bag you don't teabag1699.644.0
somebody who's on your own team you only1701.5595.36
teabag the enemy are you sure you don't1703.645.12
understand how this works do you yeah1706.9194.441
how people die you teabag them no it's1708.765.639
no no not your teammate no team bagging1711.365.96
ever and not someone you didn't kill hey1714.3996.28
guys guys I'm on the way oh [ __ ] [ __ ]1717.326.56
I'm [ __ ] lagging wow that sucks1720.6796.441
that's the worst yeah what a noob a a n1723.885.24
he's okay look at him he can't even run1727.124.0
right he's not it's a he's having an1729.124.52
issue with his connection running no his1731.124.159
connection it's not I'll teabagging him1733.643.519
later I bet you think he's doing that on1735.2793.88
purpose purpose push forward how hard is1737.1595.921
that it's lag holy [ __ ] you've never all1739.1597.12
right so in the future do not teag your1743.085.76
own teammate hey I got a tip don't die1746.2794.361
and you won't get teab bagged well give1748.843.48
that's the rule I live by I live by that1750.644.8
every day oh yeah you do yeah God1752.325.04
finally God it's like running on a1755.444.239
treadmill all this [ __ ] lag I can't1757.364.319
even play on this server okay you you1759.6794.161
know when when you die you get teab1761.6794.201
bagged right what yeah after the guy1763.844.16
that killed you is a [ __ ] ass Soul1765.883.72
yeah he might have been I don't know but1768.03.88
this guy died I teabagging him guys on1769.64.799
our team don't even don't even don't1771.884.56
even start don't know so are we on the1774.3994.16
same page no I'm never on the same page1776.444.16
with you I'm like 10 pages ahead of your1778.5593.881
dumb ass you've been through a lot let's1780.63.48
chill out we've got things to do have1782.443.079
you checked your internet connection my1784.082.8
internet connection is f okay look the1785.5192.76
wife's in there watching Netflix my1786.882.72
daughter's probably [ __ ] surfing on1788.2793.601
her Kindle I don't you know it's it's1789.63.919
being taken up by the stupid [ __ ]1791.883.799
that live in my house it's not my fault1793.5193.841
it's not our fault chill the [ __ ] out1795.6794.6
[ __ ] Run for Cover Chopper Chopper [ __ ]1797.363.55
get out1800.2793.12
of I just want to run that way [ __ ] you1803.3996.361
[ __ ] you1807.322.44
lag dip chip dip dip TI chip dip dip TI1810.728.08
chip dip dip TI1815.886.03
hey guys oh hey look I'm in a map yeah1834.125.6
yes you are congrats they kick ass don't1837.365.36
they they do the job sure so I saw your1839.724.319
squad was full I was going to join your1842.723.64
squad and it was yeah it's too bad I1844.0394.721
know you want to make a new squad or no1846.364.199
no we don't want to next time we'll okay1848.763.68
yeah okay how's how's your fourth guy is1850.5594.6
he good or yeah not1852.446.719
really he's he's a level 100 Colonel1855.1596.48
okay so that's pretty good yeah1859.1595.161
yeah I bet he has a MAV does he does he1861.6395.801
is he a MAV guy too I no I doubt it okay1864.326.199
yeah my squad uh we all fly Mavs what1867.444.839
yeah we're called the MAV Squad that1870.5194.12
sounds yeah like four Mavs coming at you1872.2794.28
it's it's insane it's hey you should1874.6394.441
probably get back to the MAV Squad yeah1876.5594.12
so we'll catch you soon yeah they need1879.083.559
you get back there come on go go waste1880.6794.281
your time over all ready appreciate it1882.6393.52
break all1884.964.199
M how you doing sir oh doing good man1890.1595.841
kill number 50 we just started the game1893.24.8
yeah how about you guys I just got out1896.03.919
of the loadout screen we were just we we1898.04.08
just just a quick question sir how does1899.9195.36
one get to where you're at prioritize1902.085.04
prioritize like what like what you guys1905.2794.801
have jobs yeah I mean yeah both wrong1907.126.72
answers lose the jobs number two sex you1910.087.76
guys having some yeah I mean wrong1913.848.12
answer sex equals minus kills no sex1917.846.64
plus kills I never looked at it that way1921.965.199
how much how much sex do you have none1924.484.559
Battlefield is my [ __ ] you got a [ __ ]1927.1595.161
bucket I'm sorry yeah [ __ ] bucket I I1929.0396.041
don't I'm not sure if I follow you go to1932.324.479
the bathroom you're not playing1935.083.959
Battlefield you [ __ ] in a bucket1936.7994.201
you're playing Battlefield I can't1939.0395.0
believe we didn't think of that there's1941.05.08
so so you have a pile of [ __ ] under you1948.0394.6
right now yes man the [ __ ] up guys whoa1950.04.84
hey who killed this guy I did hey check1952.6394.681
out this kit this guy1954.846.16
has oh wow this is an M26 Dart no don't1957.326.04
do it this is like the god gun right now1961.04.12
this is Soldier there's no honor in1963.363.52
killing a man with a glitch gun1965.124.0
yesterday I took down an attack chopper1966.884.72
with a knife I stop dude stop looking at1969.123.32
stop you're not going to take it away1971.62.6
from don't [ __ ] do this again man you1972.443.32
lose your [ __ ] whenever you get a badass1974.23.319
weapon you're losing your [ __ ] right we1975.763.96
need our Squad okay I'm already a medic1977.5193.88
and we need you as an engineer it's all1979.723.24
about the team there's Vehicles1981.3992.88
everywhere well now now we got two1982.963.439
Medics and just one of us is more badass1984.2793.721
than the other guys we're wasting time1986.3992.88
I'm out of here we're right behind you1988.02.88
sir you guys are honestly slowing me1989.2793.201
down so you just want to go Rogue you1990.883.039
know what is a matter of fact I do want1992.483.159
to go Rogue all right so why don't you1993.9193.321
guys just leave try to do something1995.6393.121
[ __ ] useful for once if you're going1997.243.76
to be this way [ __ ] you you're on your1998.764.24
own [ __ ] you know what I I don't2001.04.12
need you guys I don't need you guys and2003.04.559
I never needed you guys because I got an2005.127.64
26 Dart an INF 26 Dart there's2007.5595.201
one yeah take that you sniper that son2023.9196.041
of a [ __ ] take that okay fuckle up2027.325.64
let's do it it's in a good position back2029.964.719
there you're way out here let's go see2032.964.199
some action the [ __ ] man turn around2034.6797.161
okay I think the mom's over here cover2037.1597.52
place all right I'm taking the mcom guys2044.6794.881
watch my back hey hey this is the mcom2047.0393.961
huh yeah I'm taking it I got it let's2049.563.76
take it no you need to watch my back I2051.03.159
I'm going to help want to help with the2053.322.24
mcom we don't need to help only one2054.1593.24
person at a time can take the incom you2055.563.519
don't this is my first time taking an2057.3993.52
mcom you don't need to take it I'm here2059.0793.56
I got this I'm arming it right now does2060.9193.96
it go faster if we both take it no you2062.6396.24
watch my ass2064.8794.0
damn it what is wrong with you a what's2070.1594.44
wrong with y'all were there we had the2071.8395.56
mcom it was ours I was taking it and you2074.5994.401
should have been washing my back that's2077.3993.68
what a good soldier does huh that's what2079.04.359
a good player does you watch we're good2081.0794.441
players we're going to take the mcom2083.3593.681
let's do it again no okay we'll do it2085.523.119
again and I'm taking the mcom you watch2087.043.319
my ass are you good at watching people's2088.6394.24
asses yes all right let's do this again2090.3594.081
but you watch my ass when we get to the2092.8795.161
mcom and I'll take it [ __ ] [ __ ] it fine2094.447.159
whatever another drink kill that bastard2098.045.799
oh look armor thing oh look a dumb ass2101.5993.801
no you don't we don't need to take that2103.8393.0
you want that no leave that here he's2105.43.28
covering our ass he's covering us yeah2106.8393.361
all right he's laying on fire watch our2108.685.8
back that's an order let's go [ __ ]2110.24.28
you all right we only got one ticket2115.25.8
left go ahead and take it I'm taking it2117.727.44
I'm taking it are you I think so am I I2121.06.24
don't know no hit the button hitting2125.164.04
buttons no the the button on like what2127.243.32
does your screen say your screen will2129.23.08
tell you the button hit the button arm2130.565.08
this arm yeah arm the button beside it2132.286.28
hit it okay this one that's ammo you2135.644.16
don't you don't put ammo down dud no2138.564.039
don't put ammo arm the damn thing ammo2139.85.799
knife grenade the arm button not grenade2142.5994.361
you just throw a grenade get out of2145.5994.161
clear look at that2183.1194.801
I bet this is a2187.925.439
Ross probably about an 82 that tree's2189.5996.561
happiness gave it away oh that one2193.3594.041
speaks to2196.166.6
me I wonder if that's oil or2197.45.36
finger I can see living2210.0795.601
here bird bath2213.1198.321
there garden over here oh I could plant2215.688.399
zucchini hope the worms don't get2221.446.76
them I hate when the worms get2224.0794.121
them hey you where the [ __ ] we need some2230.0796.28
help out here my friends clay and Moore2233.85.279
are all the help you'll need this room2236.3595.48
is going to be so nice when it's2239.0794.921
done indoor2241.8396.76
pool steam room2244.04.599
Marco I can't wait to have friends2249.3594.24
over look at this2259.3596.76
tub maybe some scented2263.28.2
candles some bubble bath bubble2266.1197.611
Battlefield you win by2271.44.199
promoted okay go to B go to B because2285.884.12
they're taking it right now we need to2288.444.04
move where did y'all come from from b b2290.03.92
we just got our ass kicked there we need2292.483.32
to get back and take the damn thing okay2293.923.04
I I was just driving and there was2295.82.92
nobody here and then we spawned on you2296.963.08
that's what you're supposed to do I got2298.723.44
points I got points yeah you did yeah2300.045.2
you got 20 I'm on my way yes you2302.165.439
are okay uh so where's this where are we2305.244.68
going B is that on the way you're2307.5994.48
heading right there just the big glowing2309.925.12
B in front of you yeah that's it the big2312.0796.401
glowing be just go to B what was that2315.044.92
attitude you're giving me there where's2318.485.32
B I don't know what do you mean we being2319.966.24
you how about do you understand this2323.83.92
game do you understand how it works what2326.23.919
am I a damn geologist do you see the2327.723.879
diamonds with with the letters in the2330.1194.801
middle of them do you see that oh yeah2331.5996.681
there see it yeah it's red have you ever2334.925.32
described anything before the glowing2338.284.839
Diamond that says be yeah red that's a2340.244.96
huge that's a huge part what have you2343.1194.921
been doing this whole game what have you2345.25.04
been doing I've been driving this Jeep2348.045.24
where everywhere all right what do I2350.245.119
look like to you a guy that doesn't2353.284.88
drive Jeeps around all right well okay2355.3595.121
there's be just head that2358.165.04
way did you know they had horns on these2360.484.92
Jeeps yeah we knew because we they2363.24.32
didn't used to have that2365.44.0
it was great when they didn't have okay2367.523.079
I'll tell you what um here's what I'll2369.42.88
do I um give me your phone number and2370.5992.641
I'll just give you a call and I give a2372.283.16
[ __ ] oh there you go yeah yeah you guys2373.243.599
oh yeah that's a good I'm I'm going2375.442.56
write that down that's a good line I'm2376.8392.361
going to use that next time I need to be2378.02.599
a douchebag you know what we're doing2379.25.28
here guys [ __ ] nothing go to B okay2380.5995.041
all right we're on the way we're going2384.483.76
to B2385.642.6
yeah that's2395.03.4
what you humming huh sounds like the2401.445.76
trollol song yeah that's trollol what2404.564.84
the trollolol song what about it what2407.23.36
are you humming that for why yeah why2409.44.0
are you humming that I was I yeah I was2410.564.96
humming humming the troll yeah you were2413.43.56
very specifically you were humming the2415.524.36
troll all s is that C4 on the Jeep2416.968.399
there's C4 oh we bail out bail out bail2419.888.479
yes I got little2439.06.04
birss legs I got little legs bir legs2441.526.2
bir legs I got little birdie legs birdie2445.045.84
legs and birdie legs I got little birdie2447.725.68
you doing Tak in the base man well why2450.884.08
are you singing that [ __ ] song into2453.43.439
my ear I do that every time I take a2454.963.56
base you've never done that I always2456.8393.361
sing that song when I take a base Never2458.523.319
sing that song you haven't never done2460.22.879
that and what base are you talking about2461.8393.52
we're just getting to the base the gas2463.0794.24
station oh [ __ ] he's he's all the way2465.3593.321
over there at Delta you're supposed to2467.3193.121
be at Al that's what you said you said2468.684.32
said Alpha you going to Alpha you didn't2470.448.6
say gas station nope no h oh guys the2473.08.359
circle just stopped means someone's2479.044.84
there somebody's here yeah go kill them2481.3595.24
oh I got to hide okay or you can go kill2483.885.08
him guys shut up going get me killed you2486.5993.76
don't have to whisper they can't hear2488.963.119
you they can't hear us we're you don't2490.3593.841
know that only the squad can talk I'm2492.0793.641
going radio2494.25.32
silence that's a good thing yeah2495.727.0
yeah guys that's not that's not radio2499.524.72
silence but what the opposite of the2502.723.44
circle's reversing means there's more2504.244.44
than one bigger problem now oh great2506.165.12
what should I do just just sit there the2508.684.0
the thing's gonna turn red and then2511.284.48
it'll start it is red just let them2512.685.56
leave and start taking over that base2515.764.28
and you know we'll help you if we can2518.243.68
I'm just going to be really2520.047.319
steel steel steel steel2521.928.48
steel steel is how you say it not steel2527.3595.121
you're not the one Behind Enemy Lines2530.44.08
there are no lines why am I Whispering2532.487.28
stupid rubs off oh wait guys he's2534.487.92
leaving I'm taking Delta I'm like a2539.765.16
ghost in the night I'm like the deadly2542.46.28
invisible [ __ ] virus the Delta2544.928.0
virus oh hey we just left Dro but it's2548.686.879
to be blinking again I told you I could2552.924.6
have sworn I heard Whispers there must2555.5594.441
be ghost like Spectre hiding in the2557.527.12
bushes I'm the Delta Knight Guardian2560.08.64
Shadow oh wait they're coming back hide2564.645.56
wait he's driving2570.26.96
by I think okay he's going oh2573.727.04
wait Tank's just sitting there Tank's2577.166.959
just sitting there I think he sees2580.763.359
me oh2594.766.319
yeah all right Noob you can uh stop2601.0795.28
throwing the grenades and come out now I2603.923.159
him yeah you got them I got little2607.0795.921
birdie legs birdie legs little birdie2611.0794.681
legs I got2613.02.76

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Neebs Gaming has done it again with their latest cinematic masterpiece, Battlebit Remastered. This movie is an absolute joy for any gaming or Battlefield fans. The team brilliantly mashes together the chaotic fun of Battlebit with the hilarious characters of Battlefield Friends to create a one-of-a-kind gaming experience.

The movie opens on an epic battle scene with soldiers frantically fighting across a war-torn landscape. Immediately you are drawn into the action as bullets fly and explosions ring out. Neebs Gaming utilizes stunning visual effects and camera work to make you feel like you're right there in the trenches with the characters.

As the story unfolds, we're introduced to the lovable and bumbling squad mates like Engineer, Support, and Recon. Their humorous banter and hijinks add levity between intense battle sequences. The brilliant writing and voice acting brings these characters to life in a way only Neebs Gaming can achieve.

While the action and comedy make the movie incredibly entertaining, it's the heartfelt story arcs for each character that take it to the next level. You become invested in the relationships between the squad mates as they struggle through the perils of war. The movie has an emotional weight to match its fun.

Simply put, Battlebit Remastered is a gaming masterpiece. Neebs Gaming has once again shown their ability to transform gameplay footage into an engaging cinematic experience. The movie retains all the chaotic excitement of Battlebit while layering in an original story populated with unforgettable characters.

While the movie stands alone as wildly entertaining, it also leaves you wanting more. It's the perfect companion piece to playing Battlebit yourself. After watching, I couldn't wait to jump into the game and experience the explosive action firsthand.

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