ATTACK of the... Kitchen Staff?!- Conan Exiles

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neebs: Hey Appsro, have you seen that new video, 'ATTACK of the... Kitchen Staff?!' in Conan Exiles? It's hilarious!

appsro: Oh yeah, that one with Christopher Nolan and his kitchen staff? That was pure gold! Those guys really know how to cook up some trouble.

neebs: I couldn't stop laughing when they started battling it out in the kitchen. It was like a culinary showdown of epic proportions!

appsro: And let's not forget about Anthony sabotaging infrastructure. Classic Anthony move, am I right?

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Hey there, fellow Neebs Gaming enthusiasts! Have you checked out the latest episode of Conan Exiles Season 2? If not, you're in for a treat because in Episode 14, the boys are joined by none other than Christopher Nolan and his kitchen staff. Yes, you read that right - Christopher Nolan himself makes an appearance in this epic episode!

The chaos and hilarity ensue as the boys navigate through the challenges of Conan Exiles, with Anthony causing mischief and mayhem along the way. From sabotaging infrastructure to starving children (yes, you read that right too), the antics in this episode will have you laughing out loud.

But the highlight of the episode has to be the intense battle with Christopher Nolan's kitchen staff. Who knew that a showdown in Conan Exiles could be so entertaining? The boys face off against the kitchen staff in a fight for survival, making for some epic moments that you won't want to miss.

As always, the Neebs Gaming team brings their signature humor and camaraderie to the gameplay, making it a joy to watch. So grab your favorite snack, get comfy in your socks (don't forget to check out the exclusive Neebs Gaming socks!), and dive into the world of Conan Exiles with this hilarious episode. And don't forget to hit that subscribe button and check out their Patreon and other social media channels for even more Neebs Gaming content. Happy gaming!

Transcript

Caption	Start	Duration
sock sock sock sock sock sock	0.199	4.401
sock sock	5.04	5.28
everybody wait is this a song is that a	7.679	5.801
real song yeah it's a	10.32	3.16
song did you pick a name yeah I haven't	14.16	5.48
got the horse yet do I think you have to	17.32	3.6
take it out and like put it in your	19.64	3.639
pocket and then drop it mhm there we go	20.92	3.96
but not like not like Drop it like you	23.279	2.961
got to use it like it's an item or a	24.88	2.799
weapon you got to put it in your wheel	26.24	4.0
goes on the hot bar yeah okay so here we	27.679	6.4
go put you down there we go give me that	30.24	6.319
there he is and then boom wow from far	34.079	6.48
away lands huh yeah so you guys drug him	36.559	5.961
all the way from like top of the map I	40.559	4.401
drug him okay you left him to	42.52	4.84
die so what are you going to name him	44.96	3.759
how do I name him you have to like look	47.36	3.719
at him and like go into his information	48.719	3.761
there's a way to do it you'll figure it	51.079	4.28
out do I get a say on this name at all	52.48	6.079
hey Dora hey Dora stats no so just know	55.359	5.04
just know not at all that's Second	58.559	4.201
Chances you you threw this horse out	60.399	4.44
that was years agoes we got to move on	62.76	3.88
people change give me another chance	64.839	3.96
with the	66.64	4.119
horse he's not even paying attention to	68.799	3.68
me yeah no just needes just like look at	70.759	4.161
it and open like like it's inventory all	72.479	4.801
right top middle okay top middle you can	74.92	4.16
like edit there you go change the name	77.28	4.159
of that horse there it is Mr red what	79.08	4.96
you yeah what is it Anthony is a bad dad	81.439	4.841
I love it that's a good name for a horse	84.04	4.759
Anthony is a bad dad you know what fine	86.28	4.4
I'm free I'm free to on adventures and	88.799	4.36
do whatever I want I'm not I'm not held	90.68	4.36
down by a child I wonder what I'm going	93.159	3.681
to name this thing where's cream pie	95.04	6.92
dead beat yeah oh my god wow C my	96.84	6.44
goodness	101.96	4.199
wow look at those	103.28	6.199
trunks can we call them wakanda wakanda	106.159	5.56
yeah no this is going to be metal	109.479	5.081
[ __ ] see those big boxes on the side	111.719	4.121
we're going to use that to get all the	114.56	4.28
metal in the world all it back	115.84	5.559
here well good luck I can't wait to hear	118.84	6.599
the stories it's got to be	121.399	4.04
[Music]	126.75	3.09
fun abso yo what would you consider	139.319	6.481
child kidnapping um like Define it like	142.599	5.161
actually taking a child from its parent	145.8	4.48
right or like taking a horse from its	147.76	4.72
father yes that's child kidnapping yeah	150.28	4.039
so I kidnapped this horse okay that's	152.48	3.88
fine I have to prove I think I kidnapped	154.319	4.401
Bean yeah no in the B the Rhino was a	156.36	4.519
baby we do a lot of child kidnapping	158.72	3.36
right but I kidnapped this from neebs	160.879	3.0
you kidnapped it from the game so this	162.08	3.64
horse cannot die I have to prove that	163.879	4.121
I'm a good father oh okay is that I'm a	165.72	3.879
bad father or Anthony's a bad father	168.0	2.84
well his name is Bad Dad we're going to	169.599	3.401
call him bad dad okay all right Anthony	170.84	4.96
is a bad dad no just bad dad it's a okay	173.0	3.959
okay we'll see we'll stick with that	175.8	2.92
we'll we'll erase that first part if I	176.959	3.761
can prove myself all right we're here	178.72	5.04
for metal yes let's see do I see any	180.72	4.799
this is F5 I believe let me take a peek	183.76	3.119
at the map oh wait no we're still a	185.519	3.72
little ways off so uh yeah the Rhino's	186.879	4.08
keeping up pretty damn good though he is	189.239	3.241
look at him go I hope he's not a [ __ ]	190.959	3.081
in a fight see Bad Dad we go on	192.48	3.679
adventures to get metal to help out the	194.04	4.36
tribe because we all work together it's	196.159	4.961
important for Community he's smiling	198.4	4.68
he's happy he's like yeah I'm proud of	201.12	4.96
my father yeah I'm happy he's happy yeah	203.08	5.12
hey I feel like also when we're here	206.08	4.159
wherever we get metal which I see a big	208.2	3.88
pile of it right here we ought to make	210.239	3.961
like a a forge out here so we can just	212.08	3.92
like load it up with metal oh that ain't	214.2	3.44
metal oh so it's just always burning	216.0	3.0
right then we can just come and collect	217.64	3.72
that uh-oh this guy's after us bad dad	219.0	3.519
you got to be careful for those those	221.36	2.76
are bad people they're the rock people	222.519	3.041
we don't like them all right I'm hopping	224.12	3.8
off well tell you what actually no I'm	225.56	4.039
not I'm bringing this I'm bringing this	227.92	2.64
into	229.599	3.84
play Bad Dad that's what we call a meval	230.56	5.56
yes jousting	233.439	4.601
spear what am I watching I'm just	236.12	3.8
watching a parade of three Rock things	238.04	4.08
chasing you that's great yes with a	239.92	4.12
rhino come on I wonder if this rhino	242.12	3.88
fights better fight can I help I don't	244.04	3.839
think I can help with a katana oh no	246.0	4.56
dude that Rhino is no dude that Rhino is	247.879	4.56
going to die that Rhino is absolutely	250.56	4.519
going to die no no okay we got to run	252.439	4.8
run run run run run we run run run run	255.079	4.921
okay run run Rhino come on Rhino come on	257.239	4.721
RH a the Rhino's	260.0	5.28
dead Jesus CH I mean why why even have a	261.96	4.88
rhino in the game if it's just going to	265.28	4.359
die with three hits to a rock monster	266.84	4.72
get out of here oh my God I'm so mad at	269.639	3.921
this game right now it's okay it's all	271.56	3.68
right oh I'm getting ganged up too might	273.56	3.16
want to get bad dad out of there yeah	275.24	3.04
yeah we might want to all right all	276.72	2.96
right fed dead it's time to run it's	278.28	2.24
time to	279.68	2.959
go there's more there's more there's	280.52	3.92
monsters that way there's more proba to	282.639	3.56
come back the way we came okay all	284.44	4.56
righty Bean sorry I got your new Rhino	286.199	6.641
friend killed metal [ __ ] he was a	289.0	3.84
[ __ ] what are you looking	293.8	6.44
at oh oh there's another Village over	296.84	4.84
there I should raid that one instead of	300.24	3.48
you guys all the time huh sorry about	301.68	3.6
that yeah I'll go over there after maybe	303.72	3.52
I'll go after uh anyway have you	305.28	4.6
considered the wise religious teachings	307.24	5.799
of zath you know you standing guard I'm	309.88	5.759
right here you haven't seen me listen oh	313.039	5.401
I missed all right yeah I'm right here	315.639	4.361
did you feel the Arrow come from what	318.44	4.599
are you doing you are really dumb I	320.0	5.44
don't think zth wants you ah I just need	323.039	5.241
some of that blood you know how it be	325.44	6.4
Gods be wanting blood oh boy ha that was	328.28	6.479
a slippery ledge okay let me get that	331.84	6.919
blood did you fall all the way down [ __ ]	334.759	7.041
really oh no no no no oh God that was	338.759	7.521
okay guys okay guys easy	341.8	4.48
easy here we go I think I'm doing this	348.479	6.481
right and hey names heyis oh I'm doing a	351.28	6.24
uh Journey I'm learning to farm yeah I'm	354.96	5.44
doing a journey too um being an acolyte	357.52	4.56
you're going to learn to be an acolyte	360.4	4.32
an acolyte isn't that is that something	362.08	5.2
Gatorade no what's an acolyte what do	364.72	4.72
you wait what are you thinking of again	367.28	5.8
maybe oh electroly electrolytes	369.44	6.479
yeah what is your thing it's religious	373.08	5.8
[ __ ] it's not important okay but uh you	375.919	6.961
know zath I Z's all right yeah I mean	378.88	6.56
long as you stay hydrated right yeah	382.88	5.24
yeah yeah yep okay good luck with your	385.44	5.84
farming yep yeah do not like talking	388.12	5.919
religion with that guy jeez with which	391.28	4.88
guy huh with which guy do you not like	394.039	3.521
talking religion I wasn't talking to you	396.16	3.24
I was talking to the animal in my house	397.56	3.28
but which guy do you not like talking	399.4	3.72
about religion with this guy that's	400.84	4.359
always pushing his electrolytes on	403.12	5.04
people that'd be annoying as [ __ ] tell	405.199	5.361
me who it is I'll kill him	408.16	5.0
yep I didn't think he could hear me I	410.56	5.96
know you got ears but not	413.16	7.599
him and boom do that okay at this point	416.52	6.359
it's kind of functioning as a bridge	420.759	4.321
yeah no we can get over here no problem	422.879	3.561
that's the number one goal of a bridge	425.08	3.2
but I want it to look prettier no I hate	426.44	3.56
it I hate the way it looks so bring	428.28	4.479
bring can you do one more oh we can but	430.0	4.68
man like have you you've seen Indiana	432.759	4.041
Jones and the Temple of Doom yeah you	434.68	3.799
remember that rope Bridge didn't it fall	436.8	3.679
with just a single swing of a machete	438.479	3.72
yeah but it was a rope Bridge it's like	440.479	3.28
this is supposed to be a damn rope	442.199	3.28
Bridge it's a wood bridge that happens	443.759	4.201
to have rope it's a rope Bridge can you	445.479	5.16
extend this no please I mean I don't	447.96	4.16
think the game will let me oh it can't	450.639	4.321
go one more forward uh yeah no no no the	452.12	4.28
bridges don't function like a [ __ ]	454.96	2.88
Bridge need to function do this we can	456.4	4.44
do this uh wait so maybe we can stick	457.84	4.96
like a foundation on it yeah I can do	460.84	3.96
that like that we go yeah yeah yeah yeah	462.8	4.119
yeah okay so that's good all right now I	464.8	4.2
wonder now that it's connected if we get	466.919	3.84
rid of some of the middle pieces can we	469.0	3.56
get rid of all of the middle pieces all	470.759	4.481
right one gone two gone three gone four	472.56	4.919
gone I'm going to go for the middle do	475.24	6.919
it 5 six gone okay a lot gone hey now	477.479	6.321
this is looking better now that this	482.159	3.76
looks good now do I go for that last	483.8	4.16
pillar yes these three are ceilings	485.919	3.28
let's replace them with Wood Bridge	487.96	2.88
before we fully destroy oh okay I think	489.199	3.081
I see what you're saying yeah yeah yeah	490.84	3.24
yeah yeah oh [ __ ] it feel bad that's not	492.28	3.96
it that's not it at all all right let me	494.08	3.959
go to the bridges which aren't really	496.24	3.239
[ __ ] Bridges all right I'll get rid	498.039	5.72
of one uhuh oh	499.479	4.28
God maybe we should have went the other	504.199	4.761
direction uh yeah we can do this bad	506.24	4.16
dead can do this damn it I'm going to	508.96	3.0
beat you your dad's going to teach you	510.4	3.439
how to build Bridges it's great dad's a	511.96	4.199
piece of	513.839	2.32
[ __ ] what razer's gourd kitchen staff is	516.519	5.161
scouting our lands kitchen that's yeah	519.599	3.32
there's a kitchen	521.68	4.159
staff kitchen staff incoming everybody	522.919	4.36
Purge I guess they're going to attack	525.839	3.801
our main base oh do they cater I don't	527.279	5.041
know hope nees can take them good luck	529.64	5.44
nees hey yeah did you see that yeah	532.32	4.68
kitchen staff is coming to fight I don't	535.08	3.6
see any kitchen staff well I mean it's	537.0	3.88
10 minutes out nine rather oh 10 minutes	538.68	5.599
out nine oh right well listen that helps	540.88	6.72
me because Z be wanting some like blood	544.279	5.56
that I just got and now it's in the next	547.6	4.239
step so I got to get it again and at	549.839	4.081
least kitchen staff sounds like blood	551.839	3.881
coming to me if you ask me okay you	553.92	3.24
think we need to prep anything like I	555.72	2.88
put some traps down or something it's a	557.16	3.239
kitchen staff they have knives they're	558.6	3.44
good with knives you could come over to	560.399	3.601
my place I've got like a little defense	562.04	3.76
crew okay yeah let's do that I'll meet	564.0	4.04
you over there in 8 and 1/2 minutes 8	565.8	4.479
and 1/2 it's cutting until 8 and2	568.04	5.239
minutes okay yep see you in a few all	570.279	7.161
right you like my you like this mask not	573.279	6.721
really why yeah I just I don't know you	577.44	7.24
look silly oh silly okay yeah yeah yeah	580.0	6.92
17 seconds man I know this is going to	584.68	6.56
be my new um purge mask I guess okay I'm	586.92	6.44
afraid they're not going to come to us	591.24	2.8
and they're just going to start	593.36	2.4
attacking all of our stuff so okay we	594.04	3.359
might have to run back to that side we	595.76	5.68
might have to we'll see in one	597.399	7.601
second razor oh man how how scared are	601.44	5.079
are you is Razer gourd coming too or	605.0	3.48
just his staff I think just the kitchen	606.519	3.681
staff Razer gord's busy oh you couldn't	608.48	4.16
be bothered it doesn't seem it okay are	610.2	3.8
they over at your place do you want to	612.64	3.0
run over and see yeah I'll run I'm	614.0	3.32
taking one of the turtles with me okay	615.64	3.16
come on Turtle let me know if you see	617.32	4.48
something I will you see anything no	618.8	4.52
again this is a kitchen staff we're	621.8	3.24
dealing with okay I mean do you think	623.32	3.28
he's like a food truck guy or he's got	625.04	3.239
like a big you know franchise that would	626.6	4.12
be the best that would be the best him	628.279	5.361
and one guy yeah making Cubans yeah I	630.72	4.679
don't see anything this is not a good	633.64	3.48
Purge is it let me let me check maybe	635.399	3.281
they're stuck on our wall maybe this	637.12	5.159
Wall's coming in handy huh maybe	638.68	5.64
hello kitchen	642.279	6.56
staff show yourself I'm looking anything	644.32	6.079
no you think theyd at least want these	648.839	5.201
eggs they could sell those H well I'm	650.399	7.041
checking the other wall okay no kitchen	654.04	6.12
staff what is going on on well let's at	657.44	4.28
least tell the guys we fought off a	660.16	4.28
Great Purge okay but let's let's don't	661.72	4.32
pretend like it didn't happen yet they	664.44	3.56
might just be waiting to surprise attack	666.04	4.72
us I'm doubting that sad boob you see	668.0	5.36
anything and she's just working look at	670.76	5.319
her time gives up you think they got the	673.36	6.64
wrong address that's a	676.079	3.921
[Music]	684.08	6.879
possibility	687.959	3.0
[Music]	694.6	3.799
what	697.399	4.0
your	698.399	3.0
your baby this is great AB I think	702.44	5.36
Christopher Nolan is nearby why all the	705.24	5.279
L loud horns oh with the purge yeah he	707.8	4.68
does like a horn he does like a horn and	710.519	4.88
just wildly intense music for no	712.48	4.96
reason anyways the forge just coming	715.399	4.361
along yeah four of them constantly	717.44	3.839
burning hey Anthony Let's uh let's look	719.76	3.68
at each other and let's uh let's do a	721.279	3.761
scene from a Christopher Nolan movie	723.44	3.32
okay all right all right so now we're	725.04	2.919
just going to we're just going to talk	726.76	2.28
and the music's just going to be	727.959	4.361
stupidly intense	729.04	3.28
okay we rode here today yeah we did and	732.6	4.64
the bridge we built was very nice it was	735.32	3.319
it was a very nice Bridge it took us a	737.24	2.839
while to figure out how to kind of get	738.639	3.961
it there but I think we did mhm how have	740.079	3.801
you been you've been good I think I've	742.6	3.479
been okay you know been fine you know a	743.88	4.319
couple rough days here and there but	746.079	3.841
it's overall not bad how about you I've	748.199	3.32
been good have you tried balder's gate	749.92	3.84
or armored Core I haven't tried either	751.519	3.481
one of those although I want to try	753.76	2.879
armored Core CU you seem like an armored	755.0	3.48
Core it's from from software I've never	756.639	3.32
played the old ones but man I love their	758.48	3.76
Dark Souls and Elder Rings yeah yeah	759.959	3.641
Boulders gate you've tried it a little	762.24	3.12
bit a little bit I want to play it some	763.6	3.44
more yeah too many games though have you	765.36	3.96
romanced anybody no not yet I'm thinking	767.04	6.56
about it okay it starf St com coming out	769.32	6.72
oh my God yeah yeah Christopher Nolan's	773.6	4.479
ridiculous he's insane makes a good	776.04	4.28
movie though oh yeah yeah oh yeah	778.079	4.0
sometimes so what the hell are they	780.32	4.079
doing did you see where they're at I did	782.079	5.12
yeah it's uh it's so far let me see it's	784.399	4.44
yeah you know what that's where Anthony	787.199	4.0
and I built like a little Outpost base	788.839	3.921
well it's not little okay it's	791.199	3.0
apparently threatening I've never seen	792.76	3.56
it we got a cross here maybe or uh yep	794.199	4.041
we got to swim but you know what I	796.32	3.759
wouldn't really care but free hes is out	798.24	5.0
there free hes remind me it's my horse	800.079	5.521
oh yeah I thought he'd be fine but uh	803.24	3.76
yep you know what but he's down on the	805.6	2.64
ground far away from the base so	807.0	3.639
hopefully hopefully he's good yeah hey	808.24	4.12
you swim as fast as cream pie that's	810.639	3.841
pretty impressive yeah but you know what	812.36	3.52
I mean you got to be a real jerk to	814.48	3.479
attack a horse it's true even if it's	815.88	3.48
just a little baby and you grab it and	817.959	2.961
you put it in a bag and leave it out to	819.36	4.039
die that's that's that's messed up	820.92	4.12
that's that's some bad stuff beond	823.399	3.8
messed up like Karma's coming at you yep	825.04	4.919
what that little horlet do nothing too	827.199	4.681
young to do anything no all right well	829.959	3.521
we get there when we get there we're	831.88	3.56
coming free h	833.48	6.039
a oo man o	835.44	5.88
yeah just I love how much iron we're	839.519	3.521
making it's kind of dumb yeah we should	841.32	3.519
have we should have done this ages ago	843.04	3.359
yeah I kind of want to just build a big	844.839	3.68
epic like Skyscraper somewhere cuz we	846.399	3.8
need some way to just waste this stuff	848.519	3.721
oh waste the iron yeah oh look yeah we	850.199	3.681
need well you need iron to make like the	852.24	4.0
really good building stuff oh or I think	853.88	3.759
I think you actually have to make steel	856.24	2.64
okay cuz you have to turn iron into	857.639	4.081
steel and then you have to use that to	858.88	4.12
make uh yeah there something else you	861.72	3.08
got to make but the really good building	863.0	3.68
stuff requires steel so I love that	864.8	3.039
we're making all this iron but we're	866.68	2.599
going to have to transport it bag to	867.839	2.8
make steel cuz we don't have an advanced	869.279	2.961
forg here well the horses can kind of	870.639	2.961
carry it yeah oh yeah the horses are	872.24	3.12
going to be carrying can't you badad but	873.6	3.56
ton of iron bad dad you're strong you're	875.36	3.52
real strong you better be I know Bean	877.16	3.84
strong oh who's my strong little bean a	878.88	3.6
I like the colors of that strong little	881.0	3.44
bean look at her dumb bottom teeth	882.48	4.039
you're better you're better bad dad you	884.44	4.36
can grow up to be anything you want is	886.519	3.961
that what being a good father is no well	888.8	3.12
you just told that to a horse which is	890.48	3.44
really stupid but I'm the horse's father	891.92	3.56
right but you can't it can't be anything	893.92	3.279
it wants to be you're a father it's not	895.48	3.479
going to grow up and become a blacksmith	897.199	3.281
ABS you're a father what's your advice	898.959	4.281
help me for a horse well just father	900.48	4.799
[ __ ] just just feed the damn thing	903.24	4.0
have you got any bark in it does it have	905.279	4.401
food in it right now um they eat bark	907.24	5.08
which is also silly but if you take some	909.68	4.959
bark and shove it in its butt oh yeah he	912.32	4.48
is starving oh there you go see you are	914.639	4.921
a bad Dam got feed your [ __ ] kids all	916.8	4.959
right see I asked you for advice 101	919.56	4.68
start at the basics feed the child got	921.759	6.241
it feed the kids made your shitty F oh	924.24	8.399
God sorry careful W Chas oh hey is this	928.0	7.88
free hes free H shouldn't be no these	932.639	4.841
things are don't don't go that way don't	935.88	3.319
go okay they're still being attacked oh	937.48	3.12
oh they're following you yeah yeah I'll	939.199	3.521
bring them away but you oh Mr treat no	940.6	4.4
it shouldn't be but is it is this the	942.72	5.239
question is it this one's called horse	945.0	5.399
horse with a saddle yeah I'm going to	947.959	4.56
ride it yeah as you should who left a	950.399	4.641
horse out here you could rename it frees	952.519	4.281
if you want it no I'm hoping friol is	955.04	4.359
still over there oh waa whoa we're okay	956.8	4.039
let's let's get there you ready yeah	959.399	2.481
that's what we're doing we're getting	960.839	5.321
there yeah yeah horse yeah cream	961.88	7.0
pie all right I see it nebes yep that's	966.16	5.0
the base yeah oh boy it looks like	968.88	4.84
there's a lot of damage already oh God	971.16	4.679
okay why is this even all right is that	973.72	3.559
one of them one of what well there's	975.839	2.721
people here there's people there are	977.279	3.36
they attacking do they look like no I'm	978.56	4.88
going to stand guard hey I bet that's	980.639	5.241
free H up wait okay there's a yeah I see	983.44	5.24
what you're saying now yeah you do yep	985.88	5.639
hit him all right get ready oh stay away	988.68	4.599
from that horse may have your horse	991.519	4.56
stand guard right yep hold up oh wait	993.279	4.881
there oh boy there's crap falling all	996.079	3.56
right you hand them I handle this guy	998.16	3.239
over	999.639	5.081
here yeah just needed that thank you hey	1001.399	6.36
knock it out oh lo actually oh I got	1004.72	4.96
some bleed damage on him okay you	1007.759	4.2
selling abro yep I just now made these	1009.68	3.719
knives today all right I'm going to come	1011.959	4.481
get this sucker come on sucker oh yeah	1013.399	5.401
baby take that that's my bridge get near	1016.44	3.72
my	1018.8	4.36
horse yeah oh crap horse is following me	1020.16	6.279
take that take that okay I got one down	1023.16	5.84
I've got almost three you are big oh wow	1026.439	5.561
a rock just hit my head all right horse	1029.0	5.079
this is pre Hol pre Hol this is horse	1032.0	4.16
you guys protect each	1034.079	4.681
other Anthony that's like 600 metal and	1036.16	4.919
bean right now 600 all right we're going	1038.76	4.64
to have to come back cuz not a full	1041.079	3.96
horse worth left but I'll take exctly	1043.4	3.399
Well here here's what I think we do we	1045.039	4.0
um we start heading back home but we	1046.799	3.841
make like pillars to kind of Mark the	1049.039	3.321
way okay you know what I mean like a	1050.64	3.52
like a highway yeah kind of like a	1052.36	3.52
highway or little check checkpoint so	1054.16	3.2
you know where you're going exactly so	1055.88	3.0
when we come back here we know exactly	1057.36	3.64
where to go all right here bad dad you	1058.88	4.28
carry all this hard silver stuff we use	1061.0	4.16
it to make weapons you'll see I'll show	1063.16	3.639
you all the rules where do we make the	1065.16	4.8
first one I'm kind of thinking yeah tell	1066.799	5.281
you what follow me I came down the hill	1069.96	4.64
coming we're coming down the hill now	1072.08	5.24
what uh well now once we get out into	1074.6	4.24
this desert region we can can see it	1077.32	3.04
pretty well so I'm thinking we go over	1078.84	2.839
here to the end of this desert region	1080.36	4.0
and we'll put one down M smart cuz we	1081.679	4.761
can see the great Forge from here yeah	1084.36	4.199
this wait what was that oh man my eyes	1086.44	3.16
are getting bad I thought that was like	1088.559	2.441
a body or something I think that's just	1089.6	4.04
a bush that's a bush oh that's a giant	1091.0	4.36
scorpion ah they were easy you really	1093.64	2.76
should keep your eye out for that	1095.36	3.799
instead of you know the bush yep ouch	1096.4	4.6
sorry there a whole village to our right	1099.159	3.721
yeah I saw those guys coming in but uh	1101.0	3.919
we should murder them I'm thinking yeah	1102.88	3.64
let's put a let's put a pillow like	1104.919	4.401
right here up at the top yes I agree I	1106.52	4.519
will	1109.32	3.8
build man look at this stuff just keeps	1111.039	4.801
falling I know they're going to wow hey	1113.12	4.72
knock off up there here we go we're	1115.84	4.04
coming see us messing with your food	1117.84	4.64
truck you've been warn where where they	1119.88	5.279
parked at you think oh I got two of them	1122.48	4.28
on me I should have put a bit bed down	1125.159	3.201
first oh I didn't even think twice I	1126.76	4.08
never do yep you know what uh hold on I	1128.36	3.92
think we can take these two ladies right	1130.84	3.839
I think you can are they ladies I don't	1132.28	4.639
know I'm climbing a rock there we go	1134.679	4.681
okay they're bleeding this is good okay	1136.919	6.441
I'm up here yep oh one was waiting yeah	1139.36	6.679
you guys are a kitchen staff how'd you	1143.36	4.4
get talking this [ __ ] hope they're	1146.039	5.721
paying you well good okay nice okay one	1147.76	6.32
of them down I just got one left okay	1151.76	3.799
how's it looking up there I'm just	1154.08	3.56
getting blood for z Oh there's one up	1155.559	3.48
top all right yeah they've done some	1157.64	4.36
damage oh is that a bad guy come on get	1159.039	5.601
it okay I got her got to heal up what	1162.0	5.039
you got left up there well arrows ain't	1164.64	4.399
doing uh at least two oh is this like a	1167.039	4.241
leader leader watch your planks me and	1169.039	5.12
the mates are thick as thieves she say	1171.28	4.8
you'll see his stuff getting broken yeah	1174.159	4.361
be oh you're big one was big how you	1176.08	4.16
doing buddy I'm just healing up did you	1178.52	6.56
climb all that I did wow oh yeah yeah	1180.24	7.36
careful	1185.08	5.12
woo my God you climbed this whole thing	1187.6	3.88
and then went into	1190.2	3.959
fight oh god oh	1191.48	5.48
[ __ ] okay I I bro why am I in the menus	1194.159	4.601
get out of here get out the menu no I	1196.96	4.52
know I know I know know wow they sneaky	1198.76	5.32
there's a bunch I got to heal all right	1201.48	4.96
I'm almost there dras just don't die you	1204.08	5.24
don't have a bed down do you no oh no B	1206.44	6.52
it what I just say	1209.32	3.64
man oh yeah that looks good hey it's a	1215.0	4.2
little entrance way yeah it's way more	1217.48	3.28
elaborate than what I was doing that's	1219.2	4.64
about all and then get rid of these and	1220.76	6.76
boom Oh Perfect give it a try oh o ah	1223.84	5.839
welcome and I built one out there and I	1227.52	3.48
had a couple others downhill all right	1229.679	3.36
Mount up let's get home okay yeah this	1231.0	4.6
was a damn good day it was did I mean	1233.039	4.401
except for the Rhino dying	1235.6	4.52
yeah did you love the Rhino no I didn't	1237.44	4.28
have time to get attached to the damn	1240.12	3.0
thing okay then it can still be a good	1241.72	3.6
day we didn't lose any L ones right	1243.12	4.36
still might go get another Rhino cuz man	1245.32	3.56
that would be cool to have but I mean	1247.48	3.04
beans haul in this metal just fine so	1248.88	3.56
maybe we didn't need the damn Rhino yeah	1250.52	3.88
and bad Dad's doing great too keeping up	1252.44	4.56
uhhuh screw the Rhino yeah [ __ ] Rhino	1254.4	5.48
screw yeah [ __ ] that Rhino rhinos yeah	1257.0	4.32
see I made this pillar it's a good	1259.88	3.76
pillar mhm I'll pretty him up later make	1261.32	3.56
pillar down here yeah you can feel free	1263.64	4.08
to P you pillar pillar Prett yeah I'll	1264.88	4.4
feel free to pillar later yeah pillar	1267.72	4.439
them up later pretty them up later I'm	1269.28	4.8
on need a little bit further I know you	1272.159	4.361
getting tired but we're almost there	1274.08	6.44
come on come on keep going oh no okay oh	1276.52	6.159
crap I'm so tired so tired all right	1280.52	5.08
here we go you know what yeah who's this	1282.679	6.281
look at you you'd rather come attack me	1285.6	6.079
then make hamburgers or something okay	1288.96	5.0
here we go oh give that little bit of	1291.679	3.48
that oh boy I'm not really good at these	1293.96	2.599
knives I just learned to use them today	1295.159	3.0
you know what I'm going to lock on oh	1296.559	4.081
crap okay there we go all right let's do	1298.159	4.76
a little bit of this boom boom now we're	1300.64	3.96
going big what is that behind me stuff's	1302.919	4.0
breaking everywhere oh man you guys did	1304.6	4.72
so much damage to this place Anthony is	1306.919	6.041
going to be sick okay I'm coming there's	1309.32	5.479
anybody else you might want to head back	1312.96	4.24
to work go make some strudles or	1314.799	3.961
whatever it is you make	1317.2	2.88
I'll find	1318.76	4.32
you oh I see you over there breaking	1320.08	5.0
stuff man you guys should be in	1323.08	5.04
demolition not in Food Service all right	1325.08	6.68
I'm doing this boom how about that okay	1328.12	5.52
you go back oh wait what is what is	1331.76	4.64
happening here what kind of goofiness is	1333.64	6.36
this jeez I'm going on Yelp don't think	1336.4	5.72
I	1340.0	2.12
won't	1346.96	6.57
[Music]	1348.34	5.19

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ATTACK of the... Kitchen Staff?!- Conan Exiles