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appsro: I gotta say, my favorite part is when we all team up and take down that giant zombie horde. Classic Neebs Gaming teamwork right there!

neebs: And don't forget about the epic chase scene with the exploding cars! That had me on the edge of my seat, even though I knew how it would end.

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Hey there fellow Neebs Gaming fans! Have you checked out the latest Neebs Gaming Animation Supercut yet? If not, you're in for a treat! This video is a compilation of some of the best animated moments from the channel, all packed into one awesome supercut. Trust me, you don't want to miss it.

If you're a die-hard fan like me, you know that Neebs Gaming always delivers top-notch content. From hilarious gaming commentary to epic adventures in virtual worlds, this channel has it all. And this animation supercut is no exception. It's a perfect blend of humor, action, and creativity that will keep you entertained from start to finish.

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Transcript

Caption	Start	Duration
[Music]	0.0	4.339
hmm	5.12	3.0
[Music]	8.71	3.369
[Music]	23.93	7.78
ugh	29.199	6.71
[Music]	31.71	4.199
oh	44.879	6.18
[Music]	47.7	3.359
[Music]	57.51	3.12
i'm	70.64	3.0
[Music]	75.48	3.159
[Music]	84.07	3.08
[Music]	93.3	9.06
hello	99.36	3.0
[Music]	104.25	10.459
um	117.36	3.0
oh	129.44	3.0
[Music]	161.65	7.78
[Music]	174.17	3.06
crap	186.48	3.0
tons of rabbits	223.519	3.401
are we sure they're zombie rabbits i	237.519	3.041
don't know we're not we're not sure	239.12	5.6
they're not coming at us we should ch	240.56	4.16
oh my god oh wait go ahead these aren't	244.959	4.161
these aren't zombie rabbits i i guess	247.2	4.16
not they were sorry guys what the hell	249.12	5.199
i'm confused i'm extremely confused you	251.36	5.2
guys okay why is there a room full of	254.319	3.44
rabbits	256.56	3.359
huh	257.759	4.88
listen uh we could use the meat	259.919	4.961
yeah we could use the meat but man	262.639	4.56
rabbit massacre	264.88	5.68
yeah rabbit massacre	267.199	3.361
here	270.639	3.201
i'll hold the light so you can see what	272.4	3.12
you're doing	273.84	3.28
oh	275.52	5.239
no come on	277.12	3.639
[Applause]	286.5	3.129
what the [ __ ] was that	290.32	6.48
the snake just went right by the house	293.52	5.119
oh there he goes	296.8	4.56
who's he going after	298.639	6.641
oh god he just killed sassy barry	301.36	6.399
mazzy barry	305.28	5.759
you son of a [ __ ]	307.759	6.081
oh you [ __ ] i shouldn't know better	311.039	4.961
i should've known better	313.84	5.68
oh you dirty dick	316.0	3.52
all right you [ __ ]	321.36	4.96
yeah that's right	323.28	5.52
where you at	326.32	5.2
there you are	328.8	2.72
yeah i'm bringing you somewhere far away	334.08	4.72
from my house you [ __ ]	336.479	4.081
oh where are you at	338.8	4.0
i know you're gonna get away from the	340.56	3.76
[ __ ] house	342.8	2.8
simon	344.32	4.08
get away from our [ __ ] house oh my	345.6	6.72
god he's in our house dude holy [ __ ] all	348.4	5.12
that work	352.32	3.52
all that work all the work	353.52	7.119
and he's eating my fire come and get me	355.84	4.799
not today	362.56	3.6
yeah go ahead and keep getting that	364.639	3.921
house little [ __ ] go ahead	366.16	5.44
and i'll keep okay	368.56	4.96
what the hell	371.6	3.2
hey neebs	373.52	4.16
yeah man i just heard death yeah i think	374.8	6.8
something just attacked our base	377.68	5.359
yeah whoa	381.6	3.84
got the seagull good food we're eating	383.039	5.44
seagull tonight i have his head	385.44	4.56
nice	388.479	4.56
i call the head seagull head can we can	390.0	4.8
that feed three people i don't think so	393.039	3.28
i don't want to eat it	394.8	2.64
what do you mean you're dropping it i	396.319	2.801
don't want it it's a trophy it's a	397.44	3.599
trophy i don't have a trophy case so why	399.12	3.68
would i why i got i got no use for it	401.039	3.521
what do you have the meat yeah i got the	402.8	3.76
meat oh there's the thing who is that oh	404.56	3.84
god oh god there's another one what do	406.56	3.6
we do there's two of them	408.4	5.519
can we kill these guys stand still yeah	410.16	5.84
anyone behind us just them if we uh if	413.919	3.28
we leave them alone maybe they'll leave	416.0	7.0
us alone right no not right oh god	417.199	5.801
another seagull and another one yeah i'm	425.36	3.119
gonna get this seagull meat bam look at	426.8	3.679
me i'm a professional watch out coming	428.479	4.0
at you oh god	430.479	5.601
come on you bastard get him	432.479	3.601
[Music]	438.47	3.069
yeah you want to [ __ ] with me there's a	442.88	3.439
turtle we got to kill that son of a	444.8	2.399
[ __ ]	446.319	2.401
i think those are endangered need this	447.199	3.761
lawn	448.72	2.24
we need the meat we run out of sea	452.8	4.54
turtles we need the meat	454.479	6.001
[Music]	457.34	3.14
simon's right we need this turtle meat	467.039	3.761
can we eat this	469.44	2.72
neebs what are you doing with that i	470.8	3.519
don't know if we could eat this or not	472.16	3.92
there's a lot of this we've been here	474.319	3.041
less than a day you're resorting to	476.08	3.119
cannibalism already i mean you're you	477.36	4.8
were looking at is this a cannibal yeah	479.199	4.801
what do you think you have	482.16	4.56
okay never mind we'll eat the bird	484.0	5.599
this man with a big head his head was a	486.72	5.039
big an orange that's his head yes he's	489.599	4.32
got a mouth and eyes yes okay walks into	491.759	4.16
a bar uh bartender was doing some work	493.919	3.601
at the register and turns around like	495.919	3.041
whoa whoa	497.52	4.16
sorry i couldn't help but no i know the	498.96	5.12
orange i get it there's a story though	501.68	4.799
oh do tell so he's like well i was in	504.08	4.32
the gulf war got separated from my	506.479	3.521
platoon i'm walking through the desert	508.4	4.079
and off in the distance i see	510.0	4.64
this shiny object and it's like well i	512.479	3.92
guess i'll head toward that	514.64	4.24
it gets there and uh little genie thing	516.399	4.721
little uh what is that called	518.88	4.56
that's a lamp lamps he rubs it bam genie	521.12	4.159
pops out three wishes the whole deal	523.44	3.6
then of course the genie's like what's	525.279	4.961
your first wish master and uh he's like	527.04	4.799
the old cliche thing popped in my head	530.24	3.36
and i wished for a wallet that had a	531.839	3.44
million dollars in it at all times no	533.6	3.84
matter what i took out bam i felt	535.279	4.481
something like pop into my pocket pulled	537.44	4.079
it out opened it up there's a ton of	539.76	3.68
money in there took some money out and	541.519	3.841
it just like came back in the wallet	543.44	3.839
like just like that that's a good wish	545.36	4.88
what is your second wish master	547.279	4.481
oh god	550.24	2.88
how about	551.76	3.84
living in paradise with all the	553.12	4.24
beautiful women wanting to have sex with	555.6	3.2
me i could ever want for the rest of my	557.36	3.76
life and then bam i'm on this beautiful	558.8	4.4
island beautiful blue ocean around um	561.12	3.44
naked women running around and they're	563.2	2.72
already going on me you know i mean like	564.56	3.04
are there resources and stuff on this	565.92	4.64
island it was it was sure yeah	567.6	4.16
are they all gonna die out there it was	570.56	2.64
the best island you could imagine it had	571.76	3.04
all the things there was a sandals there	573.2	3.199
was a scandal there if you've got an	574.8	3.599
endless money wallet you need stores	576.399	4.321
yeah sandals what is your third wish	578.399	4.081
master	580.72	4.08
i've got everything	582.48	3.81
i'd like a big orange head	584.8	2.16
[Music]	586.29	11.07
[Laughter]	586.96	12.48
game warden walks up to an unlicensed	597.36	4.32
fisherman caught in the act	599.44	4.639
red-handed you're in trouble bucket full	601.68	4.64
of fish that's very illegal you can't	604.079	3.76
fish here yep	606.32	4.639
sir no these are these are my pets nope	607.839	5.841
no i take them to the pond to i let them	610.959	4.161
swim and then they they jump back in the	613.68	2.96
bucket take them home and that's it	615.12	3.839
mm-hmm we're a dish we're not friends	616.64	4.56
and the officer is like oh i'd like to	618.959	4.88
i'd like to see that okay okay here you	621.2	5.04
go dumps them in the lake and they wait	623.839	5.041
a little bit nothing happens	626.24	4.24
so they're gonna come back	628.88	5.6
where the fish what fish	630.48	5.52
snap	634.48	4.24
got him loophole he's got free	636.0	4.399
well it's got free because he he got the	638.72	4.48
fish back in the water yep no ticket	640.399	3.601
nope	643.2	4.639
what a payoff yep	644.0	3.839
wow still waiting for this oh wow life	648.32	4.56
got it you're welcome	651.2	5.36
illegal fishermen so now we know	652.88	5.28
hey man pick a spot we're almost at the	656.56	3.279
end of the map you're the jump master oh	658.16	3.44
that's me and i get to pick yeah first	659.839	3.841
time player and i'm a jump master my	661.6	3.679
first time too maybe you should let me	663.68	3.52
be jump master i don't think so i might	665.279	4.24
not ever get this again what no you	667.2	3.84
definitely will but you know what just	669.519	3.601
drop us somewhere that ship right there	671.04	4.0
oh no no people already jumped there's	673.12	4.08
that one flying yeah yeah can we fly	675.04	3.6
that i don't know if we can fly it but	677.2	3.44
there's no reason we can't try all right	678.64	5.28
let's do it let's try it	680.64	3.28
oh man this is fun all right go on the	685.6	3.76
six yeah we have no choice we're	687.68	4.08
attached to you oh attached to me yeah	689.36	5.039
so if i do this y'all do that	691.76	5.04
i do this you do that can we please not	694.399	4.241
go to the ship teams have already landed	696.8	4.24
there when you get to be jump master you	698.64	4.4
decide i get that but i can see enemies	701.04	3.44
on the ship they have weapons they're	703.04	3.28
looking right at us okay we're looking	704.48	5.2
at them guys uh lock and load them lock	706.32	4.8
and load what we don't have anything to	709.68	3.2
lock and load you know that right	711.12	3.04
this is a battle royale game we don't	712.88	2.8
have weapons to start with what battle	714.16	4.799
royale yeah ah like minecraft no like	715.68	4.959
street urchins we gotta land and we	718.959	3.68
gotta find stuff street urchins is that	720.639	3.921
a game no that's actually like real	722.639	3.76
children that have to scrounge for stuff	724.56	4.48
that's what we have to be like that's	726.399	3.761
who knows a horrible game	729.04	3.2
not a game i'm going to get my money	730.16	4.32
back king's free oh shoot we're	732.24	3.44
scrubbing okay now listen let's just	734.48	3.039
calm down man calm down look look you	735.68	3.2
and me you and me are gonna laugh we're	737.519	3.44
gonna do this okay we can find weapons	738.88	3.44
we can take these guys then we're gonna	740.959	3.041
dance you and me we're gonna floss you	742.32	3.04
can't dance in this game you're thinking	744.0	2.639
of fortnite	745.36	2.88
oh no i thought this is the one you can	746.639	2.961
dance that's the one my nine-year-old	748.24	3.44
likes i'm just really trying to connect	749.6	4.239
with him you know let's just say i	751.68	6.279
haven't been the best father	753.839	4.12
all right well i'm gonna go	758.72	3.919
what	760.32	2.319
hey guys	763.839	2.641
thanos	770.839	4.041
thanos yes you got a second what can i	772.48	4.88
do for you gentlemen me and cole want to	774.88	4.079
talk to you about your infinity gauntlet	777.36	3.76
plan you have suggestions now once you	778.959	3.921
have all the stones you can do anything	781.12	4.8
right i believe so so hypothetically	782.88	5.84
using that could we double resources so	785.92	4.56
everyone has enough to live you don't	788.72	3.28
need to kill anyone right and then you	790.48	3.28
have everything and then everyone's like	792.0	3.68
yay thanos right i see what you're	793.76	4.319
saying oh that would bring up your like	795.68	4.88
like your rating right but would that	798.079	4.88
just end up doubling the population the	800.56	5.279
next generation well i think if you	802.959	4.161
is it correct because if there's more	805.839	4.081
resources everyone keeps breeding but is	807.12	4.88
it crazy to say that if we kill half	809.92	4.08
they're just gonna repopulate like yeah	812.0	3.6
we could just be having that same	814.0	3.92
problem again like why not kill three	815.6	4.32
quarters of them it's not a bad idea you	817.92	3.84
know what go ahead yeah you know what	819.92	3.44
instead of half three fourths of	821.76	3.36
resources oh that's another way to look	823.36	5.52
at it too or quadruple or even ten times	825.12	5.44
then we end up with the same problem	828.88	3.6
everyone's just banging and banging and	830.56	4.399
banging maybe they sh	832.48	4.479
hmm	834.959	3.521
everyone's gay	836.959	3.201
make everyone gay snap the things no	838.48	4.0
that'll	840.16	2.32
that's insane because if we do that all	846.16	4.4
it would take is one more generation and	848.48	4.799
then everybody's gone let me finish	850.56	5.12
they're gay but they know they have to	853.279	4.881
have sex to keep going so it's more like	855.68	3.839
a chore	858.16	3.359
but they do it but they're not going to	859.519	3.361
overdo it	861.519	4.0
um it's too complicated it's too	862.88	4.88
complicated i mean too complicated well	865.519	4.161
i mean now you've got rules you got gay	867.76	4.56
rules no no you all you snap right	869.68	4.48
everyone's gay right that's all you got	872.32	3.84
to do the rest is on them but we don't	874.16	3.44
know if they're going to figure it out	876.16	2.96
you're assuming everybody will figure	877.6	3.2
out to have sex but if they're gay we	879.12	3.2
don't want to force that on people	880.8	3.12
they would still know they just wouldn't	882.32	4.0
want to they'd have to too complicated	883.92	4.88
too it's too complicated yeah yeah i	886.32	5.199
like the sn snapping snapping three four	888.8	4.24
three four quarters three quarters yeah	891.519	3.201
whichever however you want to say it	893.04	4.4
right three or even 90	894.72	5.119
maybe 90	897.44	2.399
i think that's a good compromise	901.44	5.12
what 90	903.6	2.96
90 dead	906.639	6.281
oh i thought we were doing the gay thing	908.88	4.04
[Laughter]	916.77	4.83
[Music]	922.59	14.87
in the world we once knew	940.32	4.04
about 56 million	942.24	6.64
597 034 people died every year	944.36	7.96
which works out to approximately 155	948.88	6.56
000 people a day yeah amen	952.32	6.16
which oh oh easy now yeah	955.44	4.839
which was 6	958.48	6.4
458 people an hour and 108 people	960.279	7.081
every minute	964.88	2.959
hey hell	967.36	2.399
whoa which me i'm having a hard time	967.839	3.281
keeping up with the numbers can't we	969.759	3.2
just yeah yeah just kind of get into	971.12	6.04
this see the gist of it jesus	972.959	4.201
easy come on this is the place of the	977.44	5.0
lord	979.44	3.0
hey let preacher talk it's time it's	984.959	4.081
time for breakfast let's try that shut	986.8	5.2
the [ __ ] up or easy with the mouth simon	989.04	4.719
let him talk let him talk everybody shut	992.0	3.44
up let him talk that all meant that	993.759	4.32
every second two people would die and	995.44	5.12
for every breath you took approximately	998.079	4.161
seven people see what the numbers are	1000.56	4.16
stop with the numbers stop with the	1002.24	5.44
numbers there's no tuning in church	1004.72	4.88
that's a rule that's always a rule lapse	1007.68	3.839
through no i mean no	1009.6	3.76
shooting is true we can make our own	1011.519	3.12
rules	1013.36	2.88
broken down we'll reason	1014.639	3.76
things shut the [ __ ] hey put it into my	1016.24	3.12
room	1018.399	3.041
yeah no i don't like that	1019.36	4.0
in the name of the lord shut the [ __ ] up	1021.44	4.96
easy amen	1023.36	3.04
all right preacher hurry the [ __ ] up	1027.839	4.321
i know all right	1030.24	4.799
but in this last year everybody died	1032.16	4.679
except us all right it's lunchtime	1035.039	4.16
preacher the [ __ ] up death is everywhere	1036.839	5.641
and it happens to everyone hey man	1039.199	5.281
hey man preacher but none of this	1042.48	4.559
changes the fact that thick will ransack	1044.48	4.319
any place that you have not been hey	1047.039	4.76
jesus	1048.799	3.0
amen	1053.12	4.0
hey man it's barbecue time i'm fine	1054.64	4.32
church has probably let out already	1057.12	3.439
enjoy	1058.96	3.32
the barbecue left	1060.559	7.081
everybody shut the [ __ ] up	1062.28	5.36
[Applause]	1072.69	3.119
oh i got one	1077.919	3.201
number two	1079.36	3.12
okay	1081.12	3.84
oh man they just dropped shark bites it	1082.48	4.48
looks tasty can i just eat this raw like	1084.96	4.16
a sushi yes you can all right so what's	1086.96	3.92
the deal what's the deal	1089.12	3.2
anything good here	1090.88	4.0
good food mmm yeah i just had like shark	1092.32	5.28
sushi and a coconut with some banana	1094.88	7.039
oh god you just threw up all over me	1097.6	6.24
i thought it was good	1101.919	4.241
jesus man your face is coming green dude	1103.84	4.32
well i just threw up shark and banana	1106.16	4.8
didn't i yeah my god you look like hell	1108.16	4.32
oh god	1110.96	2.959
you threw it right in my face to the	1112.48	3.12
point where i'm covered right you're	1113.919	2.721
puking	1115.6	2.8
i'm throwing up yep	1116.64	5.36
thank you for that you throw up	1118.4	5.519
thanks being attacked by something oh	1122.0	2.72
well	1123.919	2.721
at least he's not getting thrown up on	1124.72	4.959
yeah mr dave mr simon yeah i'm not	1126.64	5.039
trying to be antagonistic but what the	1129.679	4.481
[ __ ] is taking you so long hey and i got	1131.679	5.36
sick and we're just talking because we	1134.16	4.639
need to communicate with each other	1137.039	3.601
about what we're doing we need to find	1138.799	3.281
the ship's log it should be in a	1140.64	3.52
treasure chest near the shipwreck why	1142.08	5.12
don't you get your fat ass over here all	1144.16	5.36
right fine do it yourself you look you	1147.2	3.76
look after the ship	1149.52	3.76
look after the ship where's it going	1150.96	4.0
well someone could steal it i know but	1153.28	3.12
do you think somebody's going to steal	1154.96	3.36
it of course it happens all the time oh	1156.4	4.399
does it okay see your thieves mr simon	1158.32	5.93
oh okay i bet i'll go back	1160.799	9.03
[Music]	1164.25	5.579
[Music]	1173.69	4.049
oh	1177.76	3.0
[Music]	1184.05	1.12
[Applause]	1184.58	6.65
[Music]	1185.17	6.06
[Music]	1195.97	3.529
[Music]	1206.26	2.75
[Applause]	1208.42	4.74
[Music]	1209.01	4.15
oh	1227.12	3.0
[Music]	1230.77	16.229
hmm	1247.84	11.52
[Music]	1249.23	10.13
[Music]	1271.24	3.65
[Applause]	1271.78	3.11
[Music]	1278.89	5.95
here	1281.84	3.0
[Music]	1286.86	9.66
hmm	1293.52	3.0
hey	1312.32	3.0
[Applause]	1318.32	4.1
[Music]	1319.73	5.799
[Applause]	1322.42	3.109
[Music]	1329.91	8.05
huh	1334.96	3.0
[Music]	1345.91	3.079
huh	1350.799	3.0
[Music]	1355.99	5.98
[Music]	1376.31	6.74
oh	1381.28	6.99
[Laughter]	1383.05	5.22
oh	1393.44	3.0
oh	1410.96	3.0
all right so this horse was watching mtv	1431.679	3.841
and this guy's on this video wiggly	1434.0	4.32
wiggly wiggly playing guitar	1435.52	4.8
and the horse loves it horses into it's	1438.32	3.44
like man i gotta learn to do that	1440.32	3.68
where's this horse just like hanging out	1441.76	5.2
on the farm watching tv tv in the bar	1444.0	5.84
yeah in the barn okay okay good 2019.	1446.96	4.48
painting the picture come on all right	1449.84	3.92
so uh so the horse uh he calls a music	1451.44	4.0
teacher he's like hey man i saw this guy	1453.76	3.039
playing guitar i really wanna learn to	1455.44	2.96
play guitar can you teach me phone too	1456.799	4.641
yeah yeah he's got a phone	1458.4	4.72
it's easy though it's push button he's	1461.44	4.479
got hooves gotcha okay continue so yeah	1463.12	4.96
uh the horse says uh well there's only	1465.919	3.76
one problem i'm a horse music teacher	1468.08	2.959
says no problem come on in i'll teach	1469.679	3.201
you to play guitar he does he brings him	1471.039	3.52
in teaches the horse to play guitar	1472.88	3.919
after several months a horse is awesome	1474.559	4.0
at guitar he calls chicken over chicken	1476.799	4.961
come here look what i can do	1478.559	4.281
blows chicken away	1481.76	4.82
[Laughter]	1482.84	3.74
like whatever man but hey chicken's like	1490.64	3.6
what'd you learn this is like you got to	1493.12	3.439
see this music video chicken thinks a	1494.24	3.76
guitar part's cool but chicken sees the	1496.559	3.041
guy playing the drums know	1498.0	3.12
chicken's like i'm gonna learn to do	1499.6	3.76
that yeah that's my jam	1501.12	3.679
chicken calls up the music teacher he's	1503.36	2.72
like hey can you teach me to play the	1504.799	3.441
drums yeah sure it was like you know hey	1506.08	3.28
you know i'm a chicken it's like that	1508.24	2.4
doesn't matter we got technology don't	1509.36	2.559
worry about it come on come in and play	1510.64	2.08
the drums	1511.919	2.801
so after months chicken and horse get	1512.72	2.81
together	1514.72	3.839
[Music]	1515.53	4.79
oh yeah they're doing great they call	1518.559	3.441
cow over cow you gotta come come and	1520.32	3.359
check this out oh kyle sees a guy	1522.0	4.64
playing bass now that that's my jam	1523.679	4.801
yeah so cow calls them used to teach	1526.64	3.519
after a couple months cow's rocking the	1528.48	4.0
base chickens rocking the jumps horses	1530.159	4.961
killing it on guitar	1532.48	4.72
yeah they got a band they're playing one	1535.12	3.6
night and a producer hears them i want	1537.2	3.2
to sign you guys you guys are amazing	1538.72	3.52
this producer signs them they get a	1540.4	4.159
contract they they start playing gigs	1542.24	3.76
all over the country that become	1544.559	3.841
massively successful what was their name	1546.0	3.2
cow	1548.4	3.2
chicken horse and horse right cow	1549.2	3.839
chicken horse	1551.6	5.04
right we're gonna kill the flow right	1553.039	5.201
tell more they're doing great have	1556.64	3.44
massive success but one day horse gets a	1558.24	4.0
call horse your mom's sick	1560.08	3.28
you gotta you gotta come you gotta come	1562.24	3.039
check on mom so horse leaves he goes and	1563.36	3.199
he checks on mom	1565.279	3.361
thank goodness mom's fine but while he's	1566.559	4.321
visiting mom he gets another call oh no	1568.64	3.84
your band members and your producer they	1570.88	2.64
were on a plane they were flying	1572.48	3.28
somewhere and the plane went down oh no	1573.52	4.24
so cow's dead chicken's dead the	1575.76	4.159
producer's dead all this this horse's	1577.76	5.279
entire career is gone he's got nothing	1579.919	5.921
so he wants to drink himself to death	1583.039	3.681
so	1585.84	2.48
so he does doesn't he	1586.72	3.76
so a horse walks into a bar	1588.32	5.599
the guy says why the long face	1590.48	3.439
what a buildup	1595.36	4.799
everyone wanted to know that backstory	1597.6	5.04
everyone every single person it's like a	1600.159	5.201
hallmark movie	1602.64	2.72
hey all right let's do this come here	1609.84	5.04
roach yeah i'm here no come to me i am	1611.84	6.0
here with you no you go around the fence	1614.88	4.72
oh around okay around the fence okay	1617.84	5.079
give me a sec	1619.6	3.319
oh no i'm sorry i can't it's impossible	1629.039	5.12
it's not a it's a fence yeah i i'm sorry	1631.84	4.16
i cannot go the end of the fence is	1634.159	3.12
right there	1636.0	4.0
right there so walk to the end of it and	1637.279	4.481
then just go around it's impossible for	1640.0	3.6
me to do this right now the fence is	1641.76	4.24
impossible can we find something else	1643.6	4.4
okay all right i'm gonna walk down the	1646.0	3.6
road a little ways i'm gonna whistle for	1648.0	3.279
you again and then i want you to come to	1649.6	6.959
me okay oh i like this plan this is good	1651.279	5.28
i'm still here	1659.44	4.959
what i'm still here i can still see you	1661.2	5.599
oh okay i i got to go further i got to	1664.399	6.321
go further to whistle okay yeah got it	1666.799	3.921
oh	1676.96	4.4
a tree oh god trees you see this jerry	1677.84	5.439
yeah i see the trees roach go around the	1681.36	4.559
trees i go around them what yeah i need	1683.279	4.561
you to come to me i'm on the road i feel	1685.919	3.601
like we've done this already i feel like	1687.84	4.079
we do this all the time	1689.52	4.32
i feel like you're getting angry at me i	1691.919	3.521
and i apologize you're right i'm going	1693.84	2.559
to calm down	1695.44	3.04
nature i'm a witcher witchers are calm i	1696.399	4.801
have an idea let's burn down the tree i	1698.48	3.84
i'm not going to burn down the trees	1701.2	3.359
burn all the trees that are in our way i	1702.32	4.079
can't i cannot burn down the tree you've	1704.559	3.84
got flames i've seen them i can't set	1706.399	4.4
the woods on fire just so you can get	1708.399	3.921
this shouldn't even be a conversation	1710.799	2.961
why is this a conversation okay i know	1712.32	2.8
what you want me to do go around the	1713.76	3.519
tree so give me a second give me a	1715.12	4.799
second okay i believe in you	1717.279	4.241
this is impossible it's not it's not	1719.919	3.681
this is worse than the fence wow this is	1721.52	3.6
so much worse than that how is that	1723.6	4.0
worse let's try the fence one more time	1725.12	4.32
i'm not going back to the damn fan try	1727.6	3.76
it again i'm not all right since you're	1729.44	3.92
so good at going around things okay	1731.36	4.4
maybe i should whistle and then you can	1733.36	3.76
come to me	1735.76	3.12
one that's ridiculous too can you	1737.12	2.93
whistle hold on	1738.88	2.799
[Applause]	1740.05	4.27
no no i can't that's the only hiccup in	1741.679	5.681
this plan uh horse problems huh	1744.32	5.359
i know just how you feel pal oh yeah is	1747.36	4.559
there something wrong with yours yeah	1749.679	4.161
fifth one i bought this week let me ask	1751.919	4.161
you can your horse kill itself	1753.84	5.439
can i no he can't oh good consider	1756.08	5.28
yourself lucky half the time mine	1759.279	6.681
glitches out and gets himself killed	1761.36	4.6
[Applause]	1766.7	3.129
another 500 septums just pissed down the	1773.6	5.439
drain	1777.039	4.401
oh i'm coming downstairs	1779.039	3.36
oh	1781.44	2.0
where	1782.399	3.76
where's my heart medication	1783.44	4.32
is it in here	1786.159	3.52
um i can't remember what i have to do i	1787.76	3.919
need my dementia pills they're in green	1789.679	3.161
bottles	1791.679	4.561
oh i forget where they are though	1792.84	5.4
where'd you put them there they are i	1796.24	5.2
don't remember anything	1798.24	3.2
that's right baby i jumped on the bed	1802.24	4.48
and i'll do it again come here you	1805.039	4.161
little [ __ ] oh oh	1806.72	4.959
you little shake	1809.2	4.88
right in the paper oh stuck in your butt	1811.679	3.861
i'd say that's a thigh	1814.08	4.57
[Music]	1815.54	3.11
oh you little bastard	1818.88	3.88
give me	1834.0	2.64
this you've been	1834.84	3.559
helped naughty boy	1836.64	3.12
yeah	1838.399	2.801
oh	1839.76	3.36
that's a good twist	1841.2	5.079
all right	1843.12	3.159
[Music]	1856.93	2.51
[Applause]	1858.07	4.65
that kid sucks ass	1859.44	3.28
you're done good granny	1862.88	2.96
you didn't even let me really oh that's	1866.48	5.039
a lizard see it's working	1868.24	3.279
nothing right it's not time for this	1872.399	3.76
like that's not a real thing	1874.08	3.76
says the man who thought	1876.159	3.441
that duck was a deer well i was far away	1877.84	3.76
from it wasn't i we weren't that far	1879.6	3.919
buddy all right just let's try the we	1881.6	3.6
charge your thing do the just do the	1883.519	4.481
fire um oh i see	1885.2	4.4
huh	1888.0	2.399
deer	1889.6	3.679
deer serious dear are you serious are	1890.399	4.321
you messing with me well i guess i'll	1893.279	2.88
get them then	1894.72	3.92
here we go	1896.159	2.481
[Music]	1898.84	4.839
shut the [ __ ] up	1900.399	3.28
where is he	1903.84	3.52
straight in front of me	1905.6	4.16
huh straight in front of me oh yeah i	1907.36	4.24
see him okay	1909.76	5.2
three crouch two crouch i can't i'm i'll	1911.6	7.12
have a rock in my way ah three two one	1914.96	5.599
fight i'm not ready	1918.72	4.319
i wasn't ready got one	1920.559	4.161
did you hit him i got two yeah he went	1923.039	2.561
down	1924.72	2.4
i killed it	1925.6	3.919
god i'm good wait all right you ready	1927.12	5.6
one two three skin it look at this i'm	1929.519	5.681
right in your face we're best friends	1932.72	5.12
well i think you just got lucky and i	1935.2	4.24
think it's time to try	1937.84	4.319
the real plan	1939.44	5.839
go home get it come dallas what we're	1942.159	5.841
flushing them out	1945.279	3.681
man	1948.0	2.399
you know what i want to have tonight for	1948.96	3.68
dinner what ravioli why don't we have	1950.399	4.88
prime meat with ravioli	1952.64	6.639
and boom holy crap oh it works yes nice	1955.279	6.801
i mean kinda is it is it coming what's	1959.279	4.961
that what that sounds like a t-rex thick	1962.08	3.839
thank you behind you	1964.24	4.4
holy crap me oh me okay it's on you oh	1965.919	5.12
crap i lost the bird i keep losing it	1968.64	4.24
what do you mean you keep losing it what	1971.039	4.081
do you mean i i hate it when you ask	1972.88	4.399
that that's a really good question as it	1975.12	4.88
means it means i keep losing the damn	1977.279	5.361
thing okay what do you mean	1980.0	4.24
well try it again what do you mean damn	1982.64	2.639
it everyday	1984.24	2.64
all right hold on i'm dragging it i'm	1985.279	3.841
watching is it with me yep okay i think	1986.88	4.159
i got it this time now when i say what	1989.12	3.039
do you mean what do you mean you think	1991.039	2.401
you got it this time i mean i think i	1992.159	2.88
got it this time what do you mean you	1993.44	3.44
lost yeah	1995.039	4.24
i can duck and yell too it's not pretty	1996.88	3.84
but here we are	1999.279	3.52
okay you lost it i know what do you mean	2000.72	5.28
you lost it i mean you lost it exactly	2002.799	5.041
you find opening the door neebs uh what	2006.0	4.159
do you mean open the door exactly	2007.84	4.719
okay door's open	2010.159	4.161
oh god there's a pig in here hold on i'm	2012.559	4.161
coming down in the base in the base in	2014.32	3.92
the basement in the base he was in the	2016.72	3.12
back in the water near the dock where is	2018.24	4.4
this pig thick can you see a pig oh yep	2019.84	4.8
i was right pig i'm getting him all	2022.64	3.84
hands on deck shut the front door just	2024.64	3.68
in case all right getting him with	2026.48	3.6
checking cube come on get the other wolf	2028.32	5.52
in here i'm wolfenstein coming in	2030.08	3.76
tavis team hey all right didn't even	2041.039	3.681
really need to drag him in here but it	2043.36	3.6
was fun uh it is nice to go to a safer	2044.72	3.84
place but the fact that thing breaks so	2046.96	3.919
much that's crazy i know it was nuts all	2048.56	4.559
right	2050.879	2.24
get some blue paint call them ding-dong	2053.76	3.2
that's what you do yep that's what i'm	2055.359	3.601
doing all right congratulations after	2056.96	4.719
thank you thank you	2058.96	3.76
what are you doing you just play with	2061.679	3.041
your blocks	2062.72	3.6
what are you doing you keep playing with	2064.72	3.359
that block in a nutshell the baby tries	2066.32	3.759
to kill itself daddy tries to prevent it	2068.079	3.84
dude go get a fork go get a fork it's in	2070.079	3.441
the kitchen daddy look i'm playing with	2071.919	3.2
the trash can daddy see that that's	2073.52	3.68
great you like that danny i'm gonna curl	2075.119	4.081
inside the trash can damn i see that	2077.2	4.32
good job you did good yeah like that	2079.2	3.36
daddy	2081.52	2.399
i knew it would be chock full of baby	2082.56	3.68
voices	2083.919	2.321
this	2086.8	2.16
have you tried the bleach daddy	2090.0	5.839
daddy did you try the bleach not yet you	2092.96	4.879
can't win as the dad right there what is	2095.839	4.481
that you just can't you these batteries	2097.839	5.121
are delicious	2100.32	5.12
you're tripping balls right now baby wow	2102.96	5.28
yeah my tummy's upset daddy i'll be fine	2105.44	5.6
go in the bathtub shit's looking better	2108.24	3.92
yeah	2111.04	3.84
daddy look i need a bath i'm a bad boy	2112.16	5.04
oh	2114.88	2.32
all	2128.8	2.16
it's time to come back i got a kill	2134.0	3.839
already i must have road killed an	2136.32	3.519
airplane yeah which objective are we	2137.839	4.801
going to you're the driver uh defranco	2139.839	6.24
defranco de franco does that mean d or	2142.64	6.08
does that mean f that means f d what's	2146.079	4.561
he talking about they say that ranco	2148.72	3.84
starts with a d though d	2150.64	3.84
frank nobody ever tell him this take it	2152.56	3.36
out folks now we tell him but he just	2154.48	3.119
ignores us see the enemies all over the	2155.92	3.919
franco we're taking fire from what i	2157.599	5.041
believe is dracula yeah dracula dude	2159.839	4.961
they're still all over foxtrot dracula	2162.64	4.24
well we're getting shot at by dracula	2164.8	4.4
what the hell happened to defranco i got	2166.88	4.16
one of them we weren't getting shot at	2169.2	3.84
from defranco all right yeah that's a	2171.04	4.48
light tank back over a duff duff	2173.04	5.12
objective let's focus on dracula first	2175.52	5.28
stone you what	2178.16	4.48
neebs i don't know i don't know how this	2180.8	4.96
is working in your head man but	2182.64	5.68
is not an objective dracula is a code	2185.76	5.359
word for d i missed that on the briefing	2188.32	6.56
well consider yourself free sir	2191.119	3.761
link the triforce will be mine the	2198.96	7.04
triforce will never be yours all right	2202.72	7.6
cut cut oh god link all right triforce	2206.0	7.04
it cannot be gannons yeah right yeah so	2210.32	4.16
i just want to hear it more a little bit	2213.04	3.2
more bass in your voice more bass more	2214.48	4.879
bass okay are you ready you're rolling	2216.24	4.879
then action	2219.359	2.72
link	2221.119	5.521
the triforce will be mine the triforce	2222.079	8.481
will never be yours cut cut link when	2226.64	6.56
you say it'll never be yours i want you	2230.56	5.12
to just tell the audience it will never	2233.2	4.639
okay excuse me sir i just you're the	2235.68	5.439
[ __ ] hero link okay yeah you are the	2237.839	5.28
hero he says he will have to try if you	2241.119	3.441
don't mind me jumping in i feel like	2243.119	3.921
your motivation is you don't want me to	2244.56	3.92
get the trifle that's exactly what yeah	2247.04	3.84
of course and and he will	2248.48	3.52
never	2250.88	2.64
get it not gonna happen	2252.0	3.119
not gonna happen are we ready okay while	2253.52	3.52
it's hot rolling	2255.119	3.761
action blink	2257.04	4.72
the triforce will be all right cut i'm	2258.88	4.88
sorry ganon i was trying something	2261.76	3.12
different	2263.76	4.16
don't wow yeah ready rolling	2264.88	3.959
action	2267.92	4.56
link the triforce will be yours	2268.839	6.841
strikeforce will never be cut wait oh i	2272.48	4.72
fluffed that line	2275.68	2.8
i flubbed that line that's my fault can	2277.2	2.72
we just roll again	2278.48	3.359
again okay from the top i'm sorry and	2279.92	3.439
we're rolling	2281.839	5.76
action think the triforce will never be	2283.359	6.641
mine which i first will well why are we	2287.599	4.641
getting stuck on never is that sorry i'm	2290.0	4.16
sorry you want like a cue card up behind	2292.24	3.28
me i don't think i need a cue card let's	2294.16	3.199
just go like you're good i think so yeah	2295.52	3.2
was that pretty good you're on your way	2297.359	3.361
all right rolling	2298.72	2.96
action	2300.72	1.84
link	2301.68	4.64
the triforce will never be yours the	2302.56	6.64
child force will i did ever again well	2306.32	6.24
give me the cue give me the cube	2309.2	5.12
why do we have the same we have the same	2312.56	3.92
line don't we no no no i'm supposed to	2314.32	3.68
say that the triforce will be mine and	2316.48	2.8
you're supposed to say that the triforce	2318.0	3.44
will never be yours listen you got your	2319.28	4.16
card right you can read that read it	2321.44	2.96
right now	2323.44	2.72
read it the trifolds will be mine yep	2324.4	4.16
yes okay rolling	2326.16	4.56
action blink	2328.56	6.48
the triforce will be mine now kurt now	2330.72	6.32
he got that right no he got it right but	2335.04	4.4
he's you read it's like you're reading	2337.04	4.4
every word	2339.44	3.36
i'm obviously going to read the word	2341.44	3.36
take it out take it out fly that out	2342.8	4.799
okay listen we could do this we got this	2344.8	4.24
right all right let's roll cameras	2347.599	2.721
please	2349.04	5.92
action link the dry forks will be mine	2350.32	8.96
the triforce will never	2354.96	4.32
line	2359.599	4.641
be yours be yours	2360.64	5.68
let's just use subtitles again that's a	2364.24	5.4
wrap everybody	2366.32	3.32
guys that up ahead looks like a uh a	2379.52	4.88
swamp oh do you remember those yeah i	2381.92	3.919
remember i don't like being in those	2384.4	2.56
which way are we going we going right	2385.839	2.961
through the swamp here uh i was kind of	2386.96	3.36
going to the left of the swamp in	2388.8	2.96
between the swamp and what looks like	2390.32	3.12
the canyons there's	2391.76	3.079
swamp	2393.44	4.56
down oh yeah there we go now mom's a	2394.839	4.841
great place to get poisoned by just	2398.0	4.56
about everything i guarantee oh yeah	2399.68	4.72
avoid the swamp oh wait we got a	2402.56	4.0
megalodon coming in on a stick oh boy	2404.4	4.88
let's get him you want him yes you eat	2406.56	4.799
him i'm full better help actually i'll	2409.28	4.4
eat him	2411.359	2.321
all these dolphins these dolphins are	2414.24	3.359
helping	2416.079	3.601
him	2417.599	2.081
did y'all hear me under there they heard	2421.119	3.841
you neeb shut up that's so they know	2423.119	4.24
we're friendly	2424.96	4.8
neebs i'm bored are you yeah i'm just	2427.359	4.321
sitting here be constructive with your	2429.76	4.88
time how i don't know write a song do	2431.68	5.159
some math in your head	2434.64	5.28
hey back again i'm doing some math in my	2436.839	4.441
head uh	2439.92	3.199
thinking the two ideas you just gave me	2441.28	4.16
that was stupid is that math no that's	2443.119	4.801
counting oh it's just counting in it	2445.44	3.84
well it's math	2447.92	1.98
we did it	2449.28	4.089
[Applause]	2449.9	3.469
now this is where you can easily get	2461.839	2.48
lost	2463.359	2.641
and killed you ever seen anything like	2464.319	3.601
this simon	2466.0	4.0
i can't see [ __ ] where are you i don't	2467.92	3.52
know where are you	2470.0	3.76
i'm bored come follow me	2471.44	5.679
this is boring i'm follow me	2473.76	3.359
i'm not a [ __ ] i believe me i came into	2477.2	3.2
this with very very	2478.88	3.6
kind of high hopes now don't walk over	2480.4	3.439
the edge	2482.48	2.879
look how pretty	2483.839	3.601
we've done that way	2485.359	3.76
don't walk over the edge are you baiting	2487.44	4.0
me wait there's that one have a	2489.119	5.921
bow and arrow to kill that whoa	2491.44	3.6
guys you know what we should do what	2496.88	3.12
from this point because this is this is	2498.4	3.439
a really cool area correct correct i	2500.0	3.68
mean yeah i like these should we dig	2501.839	3.921
sort of straight up and get back to the	2503.68	3.76
surface and then	2505.76	3.28
it's an entrance to a mine shaft i see a	2507.44	4.48
bunch of gold yeah we can oh [ __ ] i died	2509.04	6.24
oh no what hit me that was amazing	2511.92	5.199
dude i had diamond and everything i'm	2515.28	4.319
sorry what the [ __ ] did you i was aiming	2517.119	5.041
at you like i was kidding and then i hit	2519.599	4.801
i hit the thing are you kidding me i'll	2522.16	3.84
get you stuff to rally well i'll give	2524.4	3.12
you are you gonna get that diamond half	2526.0	3.68
of it went into the lava no	2527.52	3.92
yeah i got i got your what an [ __ ]	2529.68	3.439
did you have one diamond	2531.44	4.32
no i had about six i only well there's	2533.119	4.161
some stuff here so i only have one	2535.76	3.12
diamond i should have a [ __ ] ton a lot	2537.28	4.16
of your stuff is still right here	2538.88	5.84
we'll get it i'm sorry	2541.44	4.879
i didn't mean to	2544.72	4.48
what an [ __ ]	2546.319	2.881
was it was it worth the joke	2549.44	3.919
i was trying to put the arrow away i	2551.44	3.84
realized oh crap i'm aiming to arrow it	2553.359	3.361
down a bunch of guys i didn't know how	2555.28	3.36
to put it away and i thought oh man if i	2556.72	3.44
hit e	2558.64	6.6
it'll go away but no that fires it	2560.16	5.08
i don't see no diamonds man no they they	2565.839	6.361
i heard him sizzle in the flame	2568.0	4.2
[Music]	2572.52	9.4
how you like that where's it coming from	2584.88	2.959
up here	2586.8	2.08
shut up	2587.839	3.041
don't you don't you shoot it then turn	2588.88	3.6
it the [ __ ] off i will shoot you in the	2590.88	3.6
face come on turn it off	2592.48	4.72
i just wanted them to know okay can you	2594.48	5.92
use that as a pa doraleous you know what	2597.2	8.2
probably yeah talk into it one second	2600.4	5.0
why is that relevant to the pa system i	2616.16	3.439
thought it would sound good through the	2618.4	3.919
speaker it did i'm gonna slink away back	2619.599	5.121
to my house here i go slinking oh yeah	2622.319	6.481
you are slinking i'm slinking salmon	2624.72	4.08
did	2632.4	5.88
i don't know	2634.88	3.4
[Music]	2648.08	4.4
yeah i think i'd rather have the [ __ ]	2651.04	4.72
alarm on copy that	2652.48	3.28
oh my god	2656.88	2.959
turn it off	2658.4	3.919
huh turn it off you said you wanted that	2659.839	4.721
rather than singing you did say that i	2662.319	4.561
was being sarcastic	2664.56	3.6
oh	2666.88	4.92
back to the song	2668.16	3.64
shut the [ __ ] up	2684.88	3.719
[Music]	2689.74	4.26
do we have to chance something to get	2692.319	3.241
this thing to come out	2694.0	2.72
[Music]	2695.56	5.64
panther panther come to life what about	2696.72	7.76
ooh ooh i want to see that [ __ ]	2701.2	5.84
that [ __ ]	2704.48	4.32
nope no none of it worked none of it	2707.04	3.2
worked	2708.8	2.559
check it check it again check it it's	2710.24	3.119
got to be done right it's so close it's	2711.359	4.96
so ridiculously close oh what oh there	2713.359	6.561
it is what where oh sexy panther pose	2716.319	5.121
what over here	2719.92	3.439
to the left i'm looking i don't see a	2721.44	4.639
panther where's my screen you see a	2723.359	5.361
panther yeah i see a panther take is it	2726.079	4.081
in the take it out can you take it out	2728.72	3.84
cause i don't see it on my screen um	2730.16	3.52
take	2732.56	2.16
okay	2733.68	2.24
hey	2734.72	2.32
so did you just put the thing in your	2735.92	2.64
pocket what's going on is it in your	2737.04	4.079
pocket this is ridiculous uh this is	2738.56	4.32
insane if this is how the game this is	2741.119	3.121
insane	2742.88	3.84
is it in the bag is it in this bag	2744.24	4.32
is the panther in the back panthers in	2746.72	2.8
the back	2748.56	2.08
how do we get the panther out of the	2749.52	3.68
[ __ ] bag hold on this is madness open	2750.64	4.64
this is absolute manny yeah take it out	2753.2	5.2
take it out of the back thick	2755.28	3.12
oh there we go how did you do that i put	2758.64	5.84
it in my hot bar and placed it	2761.68	5.679
just not dropping it in a bag yeah oh	2764.48	5.04
look at this cute little guy	2767.359	4.321
oh i can name it name it oh what should	2769.52	4.0
we name it uh	2771.68	4.32
if we name it ella marie doraleous no	2773.52	4.72
yeah yeah he'll really cling to this	2776.0	3.359
thing then	2778.24	2.56
let's name it something he hates let's	2779.359	3.441
call it work	2780.8	4.559
hard work	2782.8	2.559
david hard work the panther	2785.68	4.04
oh welcome to the team hard work	2790.079	3.681
[Music]	2792.43	3.649
last one to the river's the winner last	2793.76	5.12
one yep so the river's a winner yeah i	2796.079	4.641
don't give a [ __ ] i just want a drink	2798.88	4.88
okay here we go i win	2800.72	6.56
water all right so what now i don't know	2803.76	6.0
just glad to have friends around i know	2807.28	3.839
but seriously though we need an	2809.76	3.76
adventure let's just do let's just be	2811.119	3.521
friends today	2813.52	3.44
that's it that's it i'll i'll say	2814.64	3.76
something i like about you and you say	2816.96	3.2
something you like about me i like women	2818.4	4.48
you kind of look like a woman	2820.16	4.56
no something real you're afraid to show	2822.88	4.4
your feelings no i'm not yeah you are	2824.72	5.44
why you why are you worried about or why	2827.28	4.559
do you think that my feelings aren't	2830.16	3.439
like what i say you look like a woman i	2831.839	3.52
think you're a good listener	2833.599	4.641
i enjoyed talking to you simon	2835.359	5.2
okay you're my friend	2838.24	3.44
thank you	2840.559	3.841
this is getting weird man see look at	2841.68	4.639
you you're afraid	2844.4	4.64
cliff jump	2846.319	2.721
all right that was fun that hurt a bit	2850.0	5.28
don't try that all right okay	2852.72	4.639
now what i don't know	2855.28	3.2
take a walk	2857.359	2.801
you still look like a woman from the	2858.48	3.359
backside	2860.16	4.159
with no hair on top why do you think	2861.839	4.48
that's a negative thing	2864.319	4.641
you have feminine features okay thank	2866.319	5.52
you your cheekbones are quite attractive	2868.96	4.72
thanks a lot	2871.839	3.601
i'm blushing	2873.68	5.2
with those beautiful cheekbones yep	2875.44	4.639
guys	2878.88	2.56
doraleous	2880.079	2.401
hey	2881.44	4.639
hi hey hi hello everyone oh there you	2882.48	7.119
are this is niebster peace theater	2886.079	3.52
so check this [ __ ] out this is quite	2895.68	4.8
impressive yeah and you ain't seen [ __ ]	2897.92	5.12
yet wow look at this yeah i like it a	2900.48	3.839
lot do we want to sit in the front row	2903.04	2.4
where do you want to sit guys you're not	2904.319	3.04
gonna you're in the play i'm in the play	2905.44	4.0
yeah appstore and neebs are i'll be an	2907.359	5.281
usher what's your ticket sir uh 6b	2909.44	5.6
that's right here sir second chair oh	2912.64	4.8
thank you enjoy the show excuse me sir	2915.04	4.88
yep where uh what's your ticket uh six	2917.44	5.2
eight six eight wait how does it work	2919.92	4.72
it's it's it's a no it's a number letter	2922.64	3.76
[ __ ] letter [ __ ]	2924.64	4.0
yeah neebs yeah follow me i wanted to	2926.4	3.84
watch the show though no you're in the	2928.64	3.679
show packed house this evening ladies	2930.24	3.359
and gentlemen i don't know i'm peeking	2932.319	3.681
out it doesn't look good oh it's empty	2933.599	4.321
no one came	2936.0	3.44
ladies and gentlemen welcome to the	2937.92	3.36
grand opening of the nebster peace	2939.44	4.399
theater and boy do we have a treat for	2941.28	4.079
you today	2943.839	4.161
an original slash improv play get	2945.359	4.48
nervous	2948.0	5.04
don't be nervous other than sir neebs	2949.839	7.561
and absorb on april	2953.04	4.36
okay very impressive i like the opening	2960.48	4.24
of the cart it was a beautiful summer	2962.4	4.88
day i may have over lit this	2964.72	4.68
no [ __ ]	2967.28	5.97
[Music]	2969.4	4.83
[Applause]	2973.25	4.329
[Music]	2974.23	3.349
it was a beautiful summer day	2978.319	5.28
much like any other beautiful summer day	2981.04	5.279
you have seen that was beautiful	2983.599	4.401
amidst the serene setting of	2986.319	3.681
beautifulness two young brothers played	2988.0	4.64
and frolicked frolicked and played and	2990.0	5.119
played and frolicked about	2992.64	5.04
is that our key yeah that's your queue	2995.119	4.96
what a beautiful day it's so nice out	2997.68	4.48
here it's beautiful as any beautiful day	3000.079	4.48
i've seen i love you brother it's a	3002.16	4.72
great day to frolick i agree this is	3004.559	4.241
good day frolicking yes why is your	3006.88	5.32
voice so deep	3008.8	3.4
oh this is me now all i like to do is	3012.4	4.48
frolick and play play and frolic in this	3014.72	4.08
beautiful day it is so nice out here	3016.88	4.08
look at the trees and the clouds and the	3018.8	5.519
sunshine life was good thank you	3020.96	6.599
thank you	3024.319	3.24
[Music]	3032.78	3.049
can't wait to see where this goes simon	3036.559	3.841
oh my god are there four acts uh yeah	3038.0	4.24
there's four riveting acts yeah that was	3040.4	3.52
a quarter of the what we're gonna see	3042.24	3.92
here 20 years later the two brothers who	3043.92	4.32
still lived at home continued to play in	3046.16	3.28
frolic	3048.24	3.359
until one day	3049.44	5.919
boys uh yeah dad i have some bad news	3051.599	6.321
for you what is it what is it dad your	3055.359	5.921
mother is terminally ill no	3057.92	5.04
no	3061.28	4.72
it just happens it's life my god is this	3062.96	4.48
mother	3066.0	3.599
i can barely tell she's so terminally	3067.44	4.24
ill and she wished for her mattress to	3069.599	3.921
be out in the front yard	3071.68	3.919
it was her wish	3073.52	4.799
but there is only one cure	3075.599	4.881
and unfortunately it cannot be found in	3078.319	4.641
the land of which we live what is secure	3080.48	4.639
dad please it's an herb please tell us	3082.96	4.879
it's an herb	3085.119	2.72
[Music]	3087.9	2.26
what is this	3089.119	3.361
since this particular herb is across a	3090.16	4.64
great sea we have no way of getting it	3092.48	5.04
so i suppose it is time to say goodbye	3094.8	4.08
to mom	3097.52	4.319
oh no mommy's gonna die yeah wait	3098.88	5.84
unless if we can do it what well unless	3101.839	4.641
there is some way you two could actually	3104.72	3.68
we could do it contribute for once in	3106.48	2.96
your lives	3108.4	3.04
we can help you do it dad i feel like we	3109.44	3.119
can help names your backs to the	3111.44	2.399
audience you never put yourself we can	3112.559	2.781
do it	3113.839	2.641
[Applause]	3115.34	3.94
i would like to volunteer to save mom i	3116.48	5.04
can help save mom as well	3119.28	5.559
yes quite	3121.52	3.319
um there's a brief intermission who	3133.359	4.401
wants to buy some peanuts who wants to	3135.44	4.8
buy some peanuts who wants to buy some	3137.76	5.44
peanuts peanuts are cheap	3140.24	5.359
who wants to buy some peanuts who wants	3143.2	4.399
to buy some peanuts	3145.599	6.641
about some peanuts and peanuts are cheap	3147.599	4.641
hey neebs	3165.359	3.521
outro oh i walked over my neighbor's	3167.28	3.12
house i said	3168.88	3.52
what did you say oh he was all that's	3170.4	3.12
stinky you should get out here and i	3172.4	3.04
said	3173.52	3.68
and then what do you do oh he kicked me	3175.44	2.879
out of this house all the way out i	3177.2	4.08
wouldn't no you did not	3178.319	6.401
that's crazy it was not	3181.28	3.44
make sure you get some peanuts make sure	3185.359	4.561
you get some peanuts	3187.92	4.08
what goes better with theater than	3189.92	3.45
peanuts	3192.0	2.64
[Music]	3193.37	2.949
popcorn	3194.64	4.56
or popcorn uh everybody back to your	3196.319	7.28
seats the third act is about to begin	3199.2	6.72
for nearly two years the brothers	3203.599	4.641
tirelessly built the most amazing boat	3205.92	4.399
that has ever been seen	3208.24	4.319
yeah that's good brother every i'm still	3210.319	4.721
i didn't know every plank placed and	3212.559	4.961
nail pounded was by the sheer drive and	3215.04	4.96
hope of saving their mother and then it	3217.52	5.44
was done and they were off go ahead this	3220.0	4.0
is when you	3222.96	3.44
dear brother yes dear brother we have	3224.0	4.64
done good work building this boat i	3226.4	4.959
concur it's a good thing mother sickness	3228.64	4.64
gives her more than two years to live or	3231.359	4.0
she'd already be gone yes good thing we	3233.28	3.6
have enough time to go search for	3235.359	3.121
whatever the what the [ __ ]	3236.88	4.0
an herb if by sort of [ __ ] herb an	3238.48	5.28
herb if by sperm the herb if by sea but	3240.88	5.04
surely we do not have another two years	3243.76	4.96
so we will find the herb by sea nearly	3245.92	4.88
one year into their journey the brothers	3248.72	4.56
hoped to see signs of land at any moment	3250.8	5.6
but instead they saw the sign	3253.28	7.039
of a horrible storm approaching	3256.4	5.36
thank you	3260.319	4.641
wow thank	3261.76	3.2
these seeds are getting more rough as we	3270.319	4.561
go i concur brother we'll never be able	3272.88	4.88
to save mother in these rough ass	3274.88	5.04
it's probably because of the storm yes	3277.76	4.24
i'd say so oh it's so stormy out look at	3279.92	4.08
this omg it appeared as though the	3282.0	4.72
brothers would surely die that night but	3284.0	5.839
this story doesn't end that way	3286.72	7.119
instead a miracle happened	3289.839	4.0
brother it'll truly take a miracle to	3294.079	5.04
save us from this storm yes it will	3296.559	4.321
thank you	3299.119	3.521
thank you	3300.88	3.85
but what was the miracle	3302.64	5.199
[Music]	3304.73	5.27
what was the miracle	3307.839	4.401
brother yes brother we will never	3310.0	4.72
survive this sea and get back in time i	3312.24	4.8
agree mom yeah we're all gonna die	3314.72	4.8
including mom only dad will live if only	3317.04	5.12
there were a miracle	3319.52	4.96
hmm	3322.16	2.32
if only there were a miracle yes that	3324.64	6.08
would save us and mom yes if only there	3326.96	5.2
were a miracle	3330.72	4.96
one second is it broke again	3332.16	6.24
if only there were a miracle but not	3335.68	5.2
just any small miracle it would have to	3338.4	6.439
be a giant miracle yes a giant green	3340.88	7.36
miracle hey	3344.839	5.401
i saved y'all	3348.24	5.2
thank you nessie you're welcome	3350.24	5.119
you looked like you were in trouble	3353.44	3.6
thank you yes brother	3355.359	3.841
i'm having a hard time deciphering if	3357.04	5.759
this is a miracle i'm a	3359.2	3.599
that sound like a [ __ ] dude name to	3363.68	2.96
you	3365.68	3.119
is mom gonna die oh oh you're talking to	3366.64	3.12
your brother i thought you're talking to	3368.799	2.401
me i don't know i don't know how this	3369.76	3.92
saves us i don't know it's a monster but	3371.2	3.52
i don't know	3373.68	3.04
the praises no the thing is i'm pretty	3374.72	4.56
sure the writer intended for you the	3376.72	5.119
miracle to be that you were saved with	3379.28	3.6
that mom	3381.839	3.441
not your mother okay so we're safe but	3382.88	3.439
not mom	3385.28	3.039
well the miracle was that you were in a	3386.319	4.401
storm and then i saved you from the	3388.319	4.961
storm	3390.72	4.24
look for this to be a full plate you	3393.28	3.92
have to save us we get the herb go home	3394.96	6.24
save mom yeah okay um	3397.2	4.0
you really put nothing into this story	3401.76	4.559
so the brothers lived on	3404.079	3.921
and even though they did not save their	3406.319	3.921
mother especially since she died the	3408.0	5.28
days they sailed off three years ago	3410.24	4.8
oh my god what's happening they had made	3413.28	3.68
thank you hold on	3415.04	4.079
thank you thank you thank you	3416.96	4.399
let me finish the [ __ ] play they had	3419.119	4.48
made a friend for life and that wasn't	3421.359	3.76
too shabby	3423.599	3.2
the end	3425.119	3.281
wow	3426.799	3.841
thank you you're welcome	3428.4	4.0
now can we do thank yous yes yes thank	3430.64	4.479
you time oh thank you very good that was	3432.4	6.08
very cute everybody come out here	3435.119	5.2
stuck in the curtain	3438.48	4.0
here we go okay everybody take a bow for	3440.319	3.361
this thank you	3442.48	3.119
thank you thank	3443.68	3.8
thank you	3445.599	1.881
[Music]	3450.96	14.969

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