ALPHA TOWER vs NOOB TOWER

Hey there, fellow Neebs Magic Dumpster fans! Have you checked out the latest episode of Ark: Noobs Vs Alpha Tribe? If not, you're in for a t...
ALPHA TOWER vs NOOB TOWER
ALPHA TOWER vs NOOB TOWER

ALPHA TOWER vs NOOB TOWER

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neebs: Hey there, Appsro! Have you seen that Alpha Tower vs Noob Tower video? It's a real nail-biter!

appsro: Oh yeah, Neebs! That video is hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing at the noob trying to take on the alpha tribe with a thatch tower!

neebs: I know, right? And the way the alpha tribe just demolished that tower in seconds was priceless! Definitely one of my favorites.

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Hey there, fellow Neebs Magic Dumpster fans! Have you checked out the latest episode of Ark: Noobs Vs Alpha Tribe? If not, you're in for a treat! In this episode, it's a tower versus tower showdown - metal versus thatch. The big question is, who will come out on top? And, more importantly, is the tower even the ultimate goal in this battle?

If you haven't already, be sure to head over to Neebs Magic Dumpster's YouTube channel to catch all the action. The team always brings their A-game when it comes to playing Ark: Survival Evolved. And let's face it, watching them take on the Alpha Tribe is always an epic adventure.

Don't forget to hit that subscribe button and turn on notifications so you never miss an episode. Plus, if you're a true fan like me, you'll want to check out their Patreon, Twitch channel, and other social media platforms to stay connected with the Neebs Gaming community. And hey, if you're in need of a caffeine boost while watching the action unfold, why not grab some Neebs Gaming Coffee? It's the perfect companion for a gaming marathon. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the latest episode of Ark: Noobs Vs Alpha Tribe - it's going to be a wild ride!


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I'm sure you got eyes on the enemy uh0.5993.481
yeah I do have eyes on the enemy I'm2.523.0
just cruising outside there babe they4.083.48
have a griffin right up top that's where5.524.32
he was when I saw me Chase me okay yeah7.563.659
I can't tell if anybody's actually on9.843.36
that Griffin right it may be they may11.2193.661
just be on the lookout oh and there is13.23.839
another Griffin just doing circles14.884.08
flying around the base yeah17.0393.9
keep an eye out Tower's going up I'm a18.963.78
few stories up already yeah oh he's20.9393.541
looking towards me but I doubt he sees22.744.08
me sun's coming up oh yeah sun is Gonna24.483.78
Come he might jump on your bat and try26.822.879
to build from his back well I'm just28.262.759
about as high as I can get on the ground29.6993.36
and then bat I agree niece good thing31.0194.441
I'm gonna holler at him a lot of walls33.0595.421
is that a bad out there35.463.02
well you know what the animal's health55.945.56
is uh is covered up so I can't see if it58.1995.82
went down I know but something happened61.55.88
curious yes all right yeah the sun's64.0194.92
coming up you guys better work quick67.383.919
right yeah68.9395.04
you're not trying I've been staying71.2994.081
there for like 10 minutes73.9793.481
I've been high enough you can do short75.384.54
stuff too all right let's hope this77.464.979
works so I really talked it up oh the79.924.5
building building from there yeah uh no82.4393.961
not an option no no did you hit that did84.423.239
you hit the wall button hit the wall86.43.24
button no wall what you can equip a87.6593.6
weapon but not build correct yes you89.644.619
were wrong I'm sorry what were you I was91.2594.921
wrong sorry I always said it really wait94.2596.601
never mind wait no it's working oh man I96.185.939
was wrong for a second well when I was100.863.42
flying I couldn't on the oh it's weird102.1193.36
it doesn't show up green it's like104.283.12
invisible oh really yeah it's so weird105.4794.92
okay well scratch that wrong part let107.44.92
the record show it was never wrong it110.3994.381
never will be what would that end amen112.325.96
he's a pain in the ass though to be fair114.783.5
[Music]120.953.179
you dumb dick I'm the [ __ ]145.027.399
[Music]149.273.149
[Applause]156.133.099
[Music]166.814.13
you might want to wrap that up taller169.24.86
okay dollar yep that's gonna put the170.945.159
fear of God in them right now all right174.066.179
we'll look you know dream big and uh176.0995.701
hopefully in the future build bigger180.2393.72
yeah I mean the fact that it's half done181.84.38
and it's the weakest material yeah I183.9593.601
love it I mean yeah they're gonna shoot186.182.46
it with a rocket launcher aren't they187.562.34
it's gonna be great yeah I mean they're188.645.099
gonna see it got over there all right we189.95.64
got a griffin coming right at us wait in193.7393.661
them potentially195.546.119
uh yeah it is run run away run straight197.45.36
across the way201.6594.741
of them is that really yeah it sure is202.766.339
has a man on it he's nice and mobile oh206.43.86
it's got a man209.0994.441
toward the Green in the sky okay I like210.265.199
that I think oh he's diving green green213.545.1
Green they're just saying colors hey215.4595.221
guys hey guys I see you what's up what's218.643.84
up what's up we're building a new base220.684.139
what do you think I saw that yeah close222.484.259
[ __ ] well you know Prime real estate224.8194.56
good spot sure nice neighbors should I226.7394.261
not be going over here to [ __ ] with them229.3793.36
yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna231.04.159
okay232.7392.42
oh wow they got a little Griffin Army236.1594.341
coming yeah238.142.36
you might want to leave yep moved out240.7393.961
[Laughter]243.165.06
oh someone's been busy like you maybe be244.74.84
a lot easier if those things could248.223.36
breathe fire huh wouldn't it yeah we're249.544.559
big we learned our lesson maybe oh boy251.585.239
about messed up254.0992.72
I'm talking [ __ ] but I'm actually pretty256.8593.181
scared so we better get out of here it's258.3593.84
good to see you guys again you too I see260.043.0
you got more262.1993.841
baby263.043.0
yeah sorry Andy Griffin oh [ __ ]268.744.82
no I think the isn't one of them273.724.02
following you I mean one but it's still275.43.299
oh277.741.8
no278.6992.821
maybe you really want to make it not279.543.96
aggressive all right well I guess maybe281.524.2
I'll go back I don't know I mean these283.53.479
guys would be attacking if they were285.722.759
over here I still have very little286.9793.601
knowledge of this game I'm pretty new at288.4793.421
it290.583.72
yeah oh wait that might have just been a291.93.78
wild Griffin294.32.82
dude295.684.2
take that summon the team we just killed297.125.579
a wild Griffin congrats so what's the299.884.98
angel of death fighting I'm on Angel of302.6993.961
Death I know hey this is an aerial304.863.6
battle oh my God I love it maybe we can306.664.8
take them yep that was easy did you get308.464.86
him did he get you they bite around311.464.34
goodbye313.322.48
I have no idea320.727.68
it was a moving shot it was324.124.28
heading home he's running oh yeah yeah329.123.519
we don't need to go near their base I'm331.1993.06
gonna keep working on ours come on guys332.6395.581
come on it'll be fun all right so uh oh334.2595.461
boy I'll close it yeah don't get ripped338.223.72
off your uh Mount their names oh this339.725.0
one Griffin he's not looking good341.944.74
I'll get it don't worry about it you344.723.64
focus on that all right well I'm landing346.683.12
right now just getting stuff all right348.362.82
come on hey names I need more thatch I'm349.83.239
gonna go get more that yeah you get that351.183.84
whoop there went one oh I think that was353.0395.041
a wild Griffin again oh crap355.025.34
all right well Griffin's everywhere is358.085.58
that a wild one too I'm not sure yeah360.365.339
there's a bunch of wild Griffins come at363.664.2
me oh Simon's coming at you oh God oh365.6993.901
God after I'm so sorry for what I've367.863.42
done wait is this you yeah I'm so sorry369.63.539
guys I know place you down real soon371.283.72
come on where's the yellow Batman go my373.1394.141
bad hold on wait there's Simon right in375.03.78
front of you ripping down I need to yell377.283.12
at Batman's on the ground in front of378.783.479
you is he yeah just stop running where380.44.079
is he right there goodyard Simon hey382.2595.401
everyone I got you baby oh yeah get him384.4794.741
oh boy don't let him kill you with the387.663.12
gun oh God389.223.72
oh boy this is bad news I need a yellow390.783.6
Batman where are you buddy they have392.944.099
parachutes now394.382.659
oh my God397.382.659
I'm doing something crazy400.3193.141
oh I think trailish just got me oh come404.185.739
here come here man wander there we go407.225.16
nice one oh yellow Batman are you409.9194.381
following me oh Anthony that's you where412.382.939
the hell is yellow414.32.94
Batman oh I don't know we need to get415.3193.66
yellow Batman back yellow Batman's417.243.959
fighting this Griffin over here418.9794.381
to win a battle421.1994.321
oh yeah angel of death is dead where the423.364.2
[ __ ] that was425.525.239
Anthony do you see me yeah427.566.66
girl is that you no where's your clothes430.7596.401
man down the cliff dropped you oh I see434.225.539
you yeah hey yeah can you grab something437.164.56
go straight I'm gonna go straight and439.7594.481
I'm gonna land oh God441.724.379
slow down if you can I can't slow down444.244.859
can you pick me up yeah446.0995.421
I'll take me back449.0992.421
on my feet451.9792.361
I know I'm watching it [ __ ] watch your455.965.139
stamina I'm watching it okay all right459.063.18
I'm trying to go into my inventory there461.0993.301
okay oh there we go I'm moving I dropped462.244.579
all right yeah yeah yeah464.42.419
I don't know I landed okay there he is470.844.72
after see him I see him I see him thank473.7595.601
you sorry about before475.563.8
I am ow wow do you mind Simon that is482.365.739
that just hurts where's the gunfire486.4793.481
coming from from Simon I just dropping488.0993.72
off a cliff that's weird it's wild or489.964.019
this is [ __ ] we'll kill it either way491.8196.141
yep I'm gonna keep getting the tower493.9793.981
who's that that was me sorry yeah I was498.243.6
coming in to help you fight this Griffin500.522.94
oh I killed the one I was fighting oh501.844.38
this is another one I think yeah Merv503.463.959
Griffin506.223.96
what we got right here507.4194.381
who's this guy510.185.599
it's passive is this passive Griffin yes511.83.979
who's this not sure hold on let me look516.9194.3
at the spy glasses oh yeah that's519.7793.361
Snickerdoodle level 88 was it head in521.2193.421
the sand oh yeah I don't want to kill523.142.94
this thing this feels bad it feels524.643.68
horrible526.082.24
yeah all right538.142.66
[Music]541.765.56
I tell you what Simon yes sir Mo Money544.25.759
Mo Problems am I right yeah you ain't547.325.579
kidding my friend the old adage is that549.9595.701
an adage uh what's an adage I just it552.8995.901
feels like it was it feels like that555.663.14
saying in an old559.982.78
some actual it's uh some bars really563.765.28
it's an old bar yep that somebody spit566.2794.321
they did569.045.7
yes that said bar did they not yep uh570.66.66
but uh listen we're also we're still574.744.02
we're still sitting in it more More577.263.6
Money More Problems and now we're still578.763.96
yeah it's not like we're minimalizing580.863.96
things the bigger you get the bigger582.724.2
Target you are right and that's uh584.824.56
that's just when you get too much yep586.924.2
and when you don't pay attention things589.383.78
get yeah yeah I'm trying to point591.124.02
fingers outward that was me too I'm593.163.72
trying to point this you just pointed me595.144.319
that's awesome let's try them though596.884.079
let's try you want to try it yeah I'm599.4595.041
gonna try I'll uh doing the spear one me600.9595.121
too can it reach604.55.58
that one did not went halfway yeah I'm606.085.86
gonna go a lot higher I'm going to610.084.98
follow that line up try that too and Bam611.945.64
all right I'll do oh look at that look615.064.44
how pretty that looks let me see and617.584.92
still not enough not even close like619.56.18
really so I'm gonna try try this yeah I622.55.279
wouldn't think that they would reach but625.684.32
it is interesting they will reach and627.7795.401
you uh again shy all right I'm going630.05.94
this is this is my last attempt okay but633.184.86
dude okay all right this is my last are635.944.079
you going all the way up nope nope okay638.043.419
well that's practically what I did640.0193.421
really yeah so what's that one looking641.4596.541
like it's looking like it is I mean it643.446.18
looks like it's well shy here this is648.04.8
all the way up 100 go for it and I like649.625.94
yeah I think yep I'm also to the left652.84.86
pretty big time655.564.62
pretty big My Money More Problems right657.665.52
right yeah hey should we do more signs660.186.899
yes yeah because you know that663.186.719
you do it all right hold on let's see667.0794.44
let's see if there's any drop on this669.8994.041
puppy671.5192.421
warning if I ever saw that that's682.24.139
exactly what it is and I have a feeling684.124.08
that that we're gonna get they're gonna686.3393.541
get the jump on us and our warning is688.23.66
gonna fight Us in the ass689.883.72
ume they're not over there probably not691.863.78
that's what I all right say hi in a693.64.5
second and that right Snickerdoodle you695.644.879
rescued stuff698.12.419
what's your's name Griffin no Biff the700.685.7
Sniff and Griffin yes yeah it's a Sniff704.224.2
and Griffin706.385.28
man what am I looking at absor well this708.425.4
looks like a tar pit right yeah little711.663.84
bubbles bubble it up I've never seen one713.823.06
of these ones I've never seen what we715.53.48
get from this uh well I don't really716.884.62
know can we get anything like I'm I'm718.984.08
scared to get in it because you know I721.53.24
think tar pit I think oh God what is723.062.339
that724.742.279
oh that's the little thing I got a725.3994.981
little chibi oh God it is it okay it's727.0195.161
just stare oh it's gone I hope it's back730.384.019
no oh yeah he bounces around just ignore732.184.08
him I put him on but look at that guy734.3993.601
why is it he get736.263.42
he gets to go over there yeah that's how738.02.82
they're supposed to die and then get739.682.7
turned into gasoline or something right740.823.3
ah guess I want to see if I can get742.384.26
anything out of this tar I'm curious not744.125.18
to swim in it746.642.66
I could totally749.5792.601
should I join you in the talk no we752.223.0
don't need to take car P we're here753.8393.24
we're here for a purpose Anthony755.224.619
not at the tar but uh at the aside get757.0795.041
good skin all right follow me baby so759.8394.8
let's see I need your eyes to help me762.126.18
look for cacti oh we need cactuses we764.6395.101
need four but you know what I'll show768.32.82
you later that's gonna be a surprise769.743.42
Anthony771.124.08
builds up anticipation773.163.72
yeah but I know there are some that775.23.78
exist on this island at least or that's776.884.92
what I've hurt are they green well they778.986.06
look like cactuses so so yes I feel like781.85.099
everything's gray on this island so I'm785.044.2
hesitant to say yes for sure but yes786.8994.44
they looked yes they look like cactuses789.244.86
oh wait oh you know what I see something791.3395.341
else ahead that we're gonna need getting794.14.14
distracted no we're not getting796.683.42
distracted because this is also part of798.244.38
what I need today oh yeah what else oh800.17.26
God this looks like a sulfur yeah okay802.626.779
can we just Harvest all right keep an807.364.86
eye on me keep it on me oh my God no it809.3995.281
looks awful oh it looks safe yellow but812.226.239
but yellow hit these oh yeah sulfur this814.685.58
is it this is it this is what I need or818.4593.961
part of what I need oh man it's hot as820.263.54
hell here we got to be uh we gotta be822.423.359
super careful watch your health oh yeah823.83.599
oh yeah I'm burning I didn't realize825.7793.261
okay all right827.3994.581
here we go here we go829.045.7
all right831.985.62
back away back away look for cactus yeah834.744.539
all right let's just uh let's keep837.63.6
scouring this island holler at me when839.2794.041
you see cacti841.24.98
did you see it no why are you saying843.324.98
that846.182.12
go seven yeah yeah I got my eye on you850.326.6
do you still I do yeah oh man you're853.325.88
looking good Zoomed In Baby Oh what do856.924.919
we have here what'd you see gotchas859.25.639
gotchas for days gotchas I forgot what861.8395.041
the the gotchas are what are they doing864.8394.081
here is it even anything were they just866.885.1
doing it to taunt yeah which is great I868.925.4
mean it makes sense it's all thatch yeah871.984.74
yeah that was just tauntery wasn't it874.325.22
yeah like a mislead maybe yeah maybe a876.724.919
mislead maybe kind of makes me want to879.543.9
go back to this I know I know it's been881.6393.421
seen But at least now I'll go for the883.443.48
base and just go okay I'm gonna shoot885.063.899
I'm gonna shoot oh you're not are you886.924.08
are you in there I'm right here I'm888.9593.661
right behind it all right I'm gonna make891.03.06
it I think it's got like just a certain892.624.14
distance it goes really that's what I894.064.5
think yeah like that looked like it896.763.84
wasn't even halfway oh my God looked898.564.98
like it took so damn long this is900.64.799
the lever here let me know if this one903.544.859
hits okay okay yep905.3995.281
that one I wish I was zoomed in might908.3993.721
have gone through the wall on that one I910.683.06
don't know what these are912.123.36
they going straight through US yeah I913.742.839
think so915.483.56
leave a little bit there916.5796.76
okay I'm busy you're so busy well that919.046.64
was fun I mean they yeah that was fun923.3395.221
yeah you look cute you're cuter thanks925.684.38
we're gonna be happy today no matter928.564.2
what yeah I'm not gonna go out I'm just930.065.339
gonna float up on my perch and I'm gonna932.764.56
watch you from the scope because it's935.3992.761
fun937.322.9
foreign938.164.799
wow I followed you perfectly I'm like a940.224.78
[ __ ] you're like a Sports Illustrated942.9595.761
Photon that's what man rougher lets me945.05.1
refer948.724.44
see hey hey what's up noobs not much I950.14.799
missed the party what party your party953.163.84
y'all had fun huh not really we were954.8993.901
going out and getting stuff we need for957.03.839
a thing it was a great time it was a958.84.02
wonderful time all right let me get into960.8394.141
the back oh that's not what I wanted to962.824.98
do it was great we found cactuses and964.985.52
oil oh wow I don't know what you're967.84.56
gonna do today I got killed by jellyfish970.54.68
oh you got jellyfish yep yep that's972.365.82
always the worst oh it happens okay I975.185.04
think I got everything all right I need978.183.719
a mortar and pestle which I know is980.225.16
right in here I'll come on Mortal come981.8996.361
on pestle Close the Door Keep Out the985.386.44
devil devil cares about a wooden door988.265.939
probably not it was just a Bible School991.824.54
song I was taught about closing the door994.1994.32
to keep out the devil and maybe if you996.364.8
put a cross on it you know maybe Blessed998.5194.68
it sprayed it with some holy water yeah1001.164.2
but uh Anthony if you if you're curious1003.1993.721
take a look inside that mortar and1005.363.719
pestle to see what I'm making I look1006.925.96
inside and and reveals to me propellant1009.0797.021
propellant used to manufacture highly1012.886.0
flammable are we gonna burn the plants1016.15.88
is that the plan maybe burning the1018.886.039
plants maybe what do we use them in is1021.985.819
it an arrow or a bullet or I may be able1024.9195.841
to take it and make an arrow that has a1027.7996.26
flame Edition1030.763.299
I'm in baby he's in he's dead this is1036.225.92
good this is good news oh yeah1040.643.24
absolutely it's good news now I don't1042.143.779
want to use all the arrows at once but1043.884.5
I've already made a couple more anyway1045.9193.841
Anthony if you want to be useful go out1048.383.0
there and make some arrows1049.764.56
yeah yeah useful beautiful1051.385.52
no pull up1054.324.94
this outside1056.92.36
you know what I thought I'd never say1061.0594.36
Simon what's that we're trust funding1063.084.8
fun yep that is very true and nobody1065.4193.961
yeah I never thought that would happen1067.884.98
we were given everything yeah and take1069.387.22
it for granted yeah 100 percent1072.863.74
[Music]1079.135.97
me have to make my own clothes or or you1080.66.959
know what I just want to have fun and1085.14.8
and uh I like being up in this perch I'm1087.5594.201
quite relaxed up here I don't mind it at1089.93.48
all I like being at1091.763.6
here because I'll be able to see a1093.383.659
different perspective and I'll have1095.363.6
protection from these little [ __ ]1097.0393.481
because I'll be able to run inside of1098.963.9
here that's fantastic nobody knows what1100.523.899
what plans we have for our evening1102.863.42
because that's going to be a big twist1104.4192.941
and they're going to be like yay for1106.283.84
them what a Twist yeah one thing that1107.365.04
has worked is me looking around like I1110.124.14
am which is really fun to watch if1112.43.06
you're looking at my angle because it's1114.262.94
just non-stop movement like most of the1115.463.48
games I play they look really sus when1117.23.839
they start making their way here so yeah1118.944.8
we'll see it oh yeah we'll we'll see it1121.0396.241
but I am nervous yep sure but I also1123.745.16
feel more prepared than ever whatever1127.283.66
the1128.93.779
it will happen and you know you know a1130.945.58
job is what to just let it flow yeah1132.6796.421
just like me pissing on your head from1136.524.92
here oh that's it do give give me a1139.14.56
little sprinky dinks there you go my1141.443.72
mouth is open I don't know if I can1143.663.06
reach that far and This breeze isn't the1145.163.24
best please I thought you had a heavy1146.726.3
stream nah not from 200 fans just saying1148.46.6
urethra should be stronger I don't this1153.023.65
molten lava1155.03.72
[Music]1156.674.33
Anthony your Tower is Right Here Right1158.724.38
somewhere uh yeah yeah Straight Ahead1161.04.14
Straight Ahead all right I want to get1163.15.04
close to their Castle but not too close1165.144.52
yeah1168.143.6
it's a lot of gotchas I think it's still1169.663.879
Christmas time or some crap I don't know1171.744.5
uh wait a minute your Tower looks rough1173.5394.76
man yeah1176.244.439
in fact I wouldn't even call it a tower1178.2994.721
anymore oh so they uh they've been1180.6793.601
chipping away at it it looks like it1183.024.26
made it backwards flying with it they1184.286.24
retaliated all right tell you what yep1187.285.7
follow me kick on your six going low1190.525.22
going low don't want to get too close to1192.984.559
their base hear you getting all close1195.743.6
hanging out in an area I don't like up1197.5394.14
their Tower oh yeah it might be one they1199.344.74
like to do that in the third they also1201.6794.081
might have a pair of three that might be1204.084.8
a bat there's a bat I think that's a bat1205.765.58
the sun is falling I'm pretty sure1208.884.14
they're here yeah yeah you think they're1211.343.86
here1213.022.18
that's right torches I thought it was1218.864.78
the r with the radio wheels don't do1221.0596.0
that oh yeah nbg time yeah is that what1223.647.64
it's called night vision goggles oh1227.0594.221
it's bright oh man1234.5594.74
I know I was looking I was looking from1236.94.44
above down so I don't think I'm doing a1239.2993.361
scout you might not be ready I'm ready1241.344.04
I'm not ready1242.662.72
that's what I was talking about1245.663.84
traffic I don't know how close I can get1247.943.359
before [ __ ] gets real can we stay here1249.53.059
and keep an eye out yeah stay there keep1251.2993.12
an eye out I'm gonna try this oh we got1252.5594.62
there's people here dude there's people1254.4194.321
here1257.1793.301
okay1258.743.24
directly in front of me somebody1260.483.48
attacking me right now1261.985.04
I believe [ __ ] right at that trap doing1263.964.56
something the hell right there here1267.024.38
they're here oh yeah are you jumping on1268.525.399
my ass is that you on the ground yeah oh1271.44.86
what are you doing here I told you I was1273.9194.701
here that place again1276.266.06
a little higher a little higher1278.626.16
yeah that was a good shot yeah all right1282.325.479
is it doing any damage1284.783.019
they probably are starting to see this1290.444.92
leaves I need1292.822.54
you I need uh damn it oh yeah you're1296.4194.14
right it was the wall1298.763.779
that was a healthy plant wasn't it1300.5593.581
um yeah it's working higher1302.5394.26
[Music]1304.144.64
tell me higher lower because it is kind1306.7993.301
of tough to see oh you were getting a1308.783.92
good minute ago1310.12.6
I think I did1313.03.48
okay down to 900s1317.5393.38
that's right good job good for the1328.245.74
people come on all right oh good it's1331.766.18
you man these are great man oh there's a1333.985.579
griffin flying through the air I don't1337.942.94
think they've they've seen you though1339.5593.541
they're just going back home I feel they1340.885.84
can't see that fire I know I know1343.18.16
300. they're blind as a 200.1346.727.18
I like what you did there Anthony thank1351.263.56
you1353.93.3
thirteen one more1354.824.44
bam1357.25.06
yeah1359.263.0
great job thank you1365.627.86
our best fight scene1369.44.08
oh they got like a Ballista thing up1377.6594.26
there yeah they do what are they trying1379.464.38
to do who they think they are should I1381.9193.961
shoot an arrow at them just for fun1383.844.079
you can try I'm doing it and I'm going1385.885.24
Invincible immediately1387.9193.201
way too high no it's gonna drop it's1393.864.02
gonna drop right on his head oh he went1396.023.48
over and didn't it a little less all1397.882.88
right1399.54.4
up too low1400.763.14
I think we should leave I think1409.523.86
oh yeah you fools1414.25.94
oh for sure let's see oh I got a hit oh1416.745.04
I gotta hit him1420.146.38
oh yeah oh no dude yeah1421.784.74
what that was though he can't see us now1428.266.419
he's running back he's running back1431.5393.14
Turing1438.53.559
[Music]1439.794.59
he's gonna hit me1442.0594.541
up are we shooting Ballers he's shooting1444.384.26
balls I heard the whip of it I heard the1446.63.54
whip of it Griffin's eating something1448.643.48
hey I didn't get any shots on the plant1450.143.779
but I try Anthony you should keep his1452.123.059
attention after I can go to the other1453.9193.421
side oh I see drelly's running across1455.1795.061
the field what's he doing1457.342.9
awake1461.723.12
now on the ground that's1463.343.56
right1464.842.06
I'm shooting my own bird1471.766.48
okay1475.243.0
oh my God these energies are horrible1479.54.2
[Laughter]1487.015.85
I am on location I'm starting to fire1490.0395.701
more arrows1492.863.5
ER1495.743.86
can uh1496.363.24
I'm getting them I'm getting them come1499.784.0
on there's one behind you is that our1502.223.36
territory I don't know but I was just1503.785.22
shooting one of the bags right there no1505.584.979
it doesn't look oh it says ride so yeah1509.04.14
it must be that's ourselves that we have1510.5595.0
their attention1513.142.419
[ __ ] I'm getting shots too come on1530.25.28
yeah come on you old [ __ ]1533.244.2
what the hell was that did I hit that1535.484.24
stegosaurus you might want to bail out1537.444.14
it seems cool except he's coming right1539.724.439
at me he's walking in front of me like a1541.585.4
jackass lost their attention they may be1544.1594.921
turning around oh oh yeah now they may1546.984.199
be coming back onto this side pick up1549.083.9
Simon and drop him off a clip it's fun1551.1796.021
to do that oh yeah go for it you do that1552.984.22
uh he was hitting me with the sniper1558.13.76
he's gotten pretty good at shooting1560.4193.961
people but not good enough and I'm out1561.864.62
of fire arrows I think some just shot at1564.382.82
me1566.482.699
yep I'm getting shot at Perfect all1567.23.66
right impression well that was some good1569.1793.181
science huh that was some great science1570.863.24
all right I'm bailing out I'm heading1572.363.78
home to make more arrows all right see1574.13.12
you base1576.142.34
all right I'm gonna go two names let's1577.223.78
let's all let's all go1578.484.679
that didn't go so bad I thought it went1581.03.659
horrible well it could have gotten worse1583.1593.361
we didn't lose anything all right well I1584.6594.321
died oh yeah we lost you yeah yeah yeah1586.525.519
but look who's back you yeah I'm back1588.986.24
I'm back we didn't lose any animals1592.0396.0
yes I mean yes you're that's very true I1595.224.68
think that's a big win considering yeah1598.0394.201
yep yep yep1599.94.86
um they're just sneaky little ninja bats1602.245.939
hanging on the walls yeah get a life or1604.765.399
or not really I mean they're playing the1608.1794.941
game as we've designed1610.1592.961
anyway yeah maybe you're making it easy1620.55.559
I wouldn't mind if they just stopped all1624.143.48
together tonight1626.0594.261
yeah I'm gonna be okay with that and1627.624.799
then and then you know then then we can1630.323.9
recover yeah we'll do it we'll pick up1632.4194.521
back tomorrow night1634.222.72
[Applause]1644.1115.259
[Music]1644.6214.749

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