ALPHA TOWER vs NOOB TOWER
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neebs: Hey there, Appsro! Have you seen that Alpha Tower vs Noob Tower video? It's a real nail-biter!
appsro: Oh yeah, Neebs! That video is hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing at the noob trying to take on the alpha tribe with a thatch tower!
neebs: I know, right? And the way the alpha tribe just demolished that tower in seconds was priceless! Definitely one of my favorites.
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Hey there, fellow Neebs Magic Dumpster fans! Have you checked out the latest episode of Ark: Noobs Vs Alpha Tribe? If not, you're in for a treat! In this episode, it's a tower versus tower showdown - metal versus thatch. The big question is, who will come out on top? And, more importantly, is the tower even the ultimate goal in this battle?
If you haven't already, be sure to head over to Neebs Magic Dumpster's YouTube channel to catch all the action. The team always brings their A-game when it comes to playing Ark: Survival Evolved. And let's face it, watching them take on the Alpha Tribe is always an epic adventure.
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| Caption | Start | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| I'm sure you got eyes on the enemy uh | 0.599 | 3.481 |
| yeah I do have eyes on the enemy I'm | 2.52 | 3.0 |
| just cruising outside there babe they | 4.08 | 3.48 |
| have a griffin right up top that's where | 5.52 | 4.32 |
| he was when I saw me Chase me okay yeah | 7.56 | 3.659 |
| I can't tell if anybody's actually on | 9.84 | 3.36 |
| that Griffin right it may be they may | 11.219 | 3.661 |
| just be on the lookout oh and there is | 13.2 | 3.839 |
| another Griffin just doing circles | 14.88 | 4.08 |
| flying around the base yeah | 17.039 | 3.9 |
| keep an eye out Tower's going up I'm a | 18.96 | 3.78 |
| few stories up already yeah oh he's | 20.939 | 3.541 |
| looking towards me but I doubt he sees | 22.74 | 4.08 |
| me sun's coming up oh yeah sun is Gonna | 24.48 | 3.78 |
| Come he might jump on your bat and try | 26.82 | 2.879 |
| to build from his back well I'm just | 28.26 | 2.759 |
| about as high as I can get on the ground | 29.699 | 3.36 |
| and then bat I agree niece good thing | 31.019 | 4.441 |
| I'm gonna holler at him a lot of walls | 33.059 | 5.421 |
| is that a bad out there | 35.46 | 3.02 |
| well you know what the animal's health | 55.94 | 5.56 |
| is uh is covered up so I can't see if it | 58.199 | 5.82 |
| went down I know but something happened | 61.5 | 5.88 |
| curious yes all right yeah the sun's | 64.019 | 4.92 |
| coming up you guys better work quick | 67.38 | 3.919 |
| right yeah | 68.939 | 5.04 |
| you're not trying I've been staying | 71.299 | 4.081 |
| there for like 10 minutes | 73.979 | 3.481 |
| I've been high enough you can do short | 75.38 | 4.54 |
| stuff too all right let's hope this | 77.46 | 4.979 |
| works so I really talked it up oh the | 79.92 | 4.5 |
| building building from there yeah uh no | 82.439 | 3.961 |
| not an option no no did you hit that did | 84.42 | 3.239 |
| you hit the wall button hit the wall | 86.4 | 3.24 |
| button no wall what you can equip a | 87.659 | 3.6 |
| weapon but not build correct yes you | 89.64 | 4.619 |
| were wrong I'm sorry what were you I was | 91.259 | 4.921 |
| wrong sorry I always said it really wait | 94.259 | 6.601 |
| never mind wait no it's working oh man I | 96.18 | 5.939 |
| was wrong for a second well when I was | 100.86 | 3.42 |
| flying I couldn't on the oh it's weird | 102.119 | 3.36 |
| it doesn't show up green it's like | 104.28 | 3.12 |
| invisible oh really yeah it's so weird | 105.479 | 4.92 |
| okay well scratch that wrong part let | 107.4 | 4.92 |
| the record show it was never wrong it | 110.399 | 4.381 |
| never will be what would that end amen | 112.32 | 5.96 |
| he's a pain in the ass though to be fair | 114.78 | 3.5 |
| [Music] | 120.95 | 3.179 |
| you dumb dick I'm the [ __ ] | 145.02 | 7.399 |
| [Music] | 149.27 | 3.149 |
| [Applause] | 156.13 | 3.099 |
| [Music] | 166.81 | 4.13 |
| you might want to wrap that up taller | 169.2 | 4.86 |
| okay dollar yep that's gonna put the | 170.94 | 5.159 |
| fear of God in them right now all right | 174.06 | 6.179 |
| we'll look you know dream big and uh | 176.099 | 5.701 |
| hopefully in the future build bigger | 180.239 | 3.72 |
| yeah I mean the fact that it's half done | 181.8 | 4.38 |
| and it's the weakest material yeah I | 183.959 | 3.601 |
| love it I mean yeah they're gonna shoot | 186.18 | 2.46 |
| it with a rocket launcher aren't they | 187.56 | 2.34 |
| it's gonna be great yeah I mean they're | 188.64 | 5.099 |
| gonna see it got over there all right we | 189.9 | 5.64 |
| got a griffin coming right at us wait in | 193.739 | 3.661 |
| them potentially | 195.54 | 6.119 |
| uh yeah it is run run away run straight | 197.4 | 5.36 |
| across the way | 201.659 | 4.741 |
| of them is that really yeah it sure is | 202.76 | 6.339 |
| has a man on it he's nice and mobile oh | 206.4 | 3.86 |
| it's got a man | 209.099 | 4.441 |
| toward the Green in the sky okay I like | 210.26 | 5.199 |
| that I think oh he's diving green green | 213.54 | 5.1 |
| Green they're just saying colors hey | 215.459 | 5.221 |
| guys hey guys I see you what's up what's | 218.64 | 3.84 |
| up what's up we're building a new base | 220.68 | 4.139 |
| what do you think I saw that yeah close | 222.48 | 4.259 |
| [ __ ] well you know Prime real estate | 224.819 | 4.56 |
| good spot sure nice neighbors should I | 226.739 | 4.261 |
| not be going over here to [ __ ] with them | 229.379 | 3.36 |
| yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna | 231.0 | 4.159 |
| okay | 232.739 | 2.42 |
| oh wow they got a little Griffin Army | 236.159 | 4.341 |
| coming yeah | 238.14 | 2.36 |
| you might want to leave yep moved out | 240.739 | 3.961 |
| [Laughter] | 243.16 | 5.06 |
| oh someone's been busy like you maybe be | 244.7 | 4.84 |
| a lot easier if those things could | 248.22 | 3.36 |
| breathe fire huh wouldn't it yeah we're | 249.54 | 4.559 |
| big we learned our lesson maybe oh boy | 251.58 | 5.239 |
| about messed up | 254.099 | 2.72 |
| I'm talking [ __ ] but I'm actually pretty | 256.859 | 3.181 |
| scared so we better get out of here it's | 258.359 | 3.84 |
| good to see you guys again you too I see | 260.04 | 3.0 |
| you got more | 262.199 | 3.841 |
| baby | 263.04 | 3.0 |
| yeah sorry Andy Griffin oh [ __ ] | 268.74 | 4.82 |
| no I think the isn't one of them | 273.72 | 4.02 |
| following you I mean one but it's still | 275.4 | 3.299 |
| oh | 277.74 | 1.8 |
| no | 278.699 | 2.821 |
| maybe you really want to make it not | 279.54 | 3.96 |
| aggressive all right well I guess maybe | 281.52 | 4.2 |
| I'll go back I don't know I mean these | 283.5 | 3.479 |
| guys would be attacking if they were | 285.72 | 2.759 |
| over here I still have very little | 286.979 | 3.601 |
| knowledge of this game I'm pretty new at | 288.479 | 3.421 |
| it | 290.58 | 3.72 |
| yeah oh wait that might have just been a | 291.9 | 3.78 |
| wild Griffin | 294.3 | 2.82 |
| dude | 295.68 | 4.2 |
| take that summon the team we just killed | 297.12 | 5.579 |
| a wild Griffin congrats so what's the | 299.88 | 4.98 |
| angel of death fighting I'm on Angel of | 302.699 | 3.961 |
| Death I know hey this is an aerial | 304.86 | 3.6 |
| battle oh my God I love it maybe we can | 306.66 | 4.8 |
| take them yep that was easy did you get | 308.46 | 4.86 |
| him did he get you they bite around | 311.46 | 4.34 |
| goodbye | 313.32 | 2.48 |
| I have no idea | 320.72 | 7.68 |
| it was a moving shot it was | 324.12 | 4.28 |
| heading home he's running oh yeah yeah | 329.12 | 3.519 |
| we don't need to go near their base I'm | 331.199 | 3.06 |
| gonna keep working on ours come on guys | 332.639 | 5.581 |
| come on it'll be fun all right so uh oh | 334.259 | 5.461 |
| boy I'll close it yeah don't get ripped | 338.22 | 3.72 |
| off your uh Mount their names oh this | 339.72 | 5.0 |
| one Griffin he's not looking good | 341.94 | 4.74 |
| I'll get it don't worry about it you | 344.72 | 3.64 |
| focus on that all right well I'm landing | 346.68 | 3.12 |
| right now just getting stuff all right | 348.36 | 2.82 |
| come on hey names I need more thatch I'm | 349.8 | 3.239 |
| gonna go get more that yeah you get that | 351.18 | 3.84 |
| whoop there went one oh I think that was | 353.039 | 5.041 |
| a wild Griffin again oh crap | 355.02 | 5.34 |
| all right well Griffin's everywhere is | 358.08 | 5.58 |
| that a wild one too I'm not sure yeah | 360.36 | 5.339 |
| there's a bunch of wild Griffins come at | 363.66 | 4.2 |
| me oh Simon's coming at you oh God oh | 365.699 | 3.901 |
| God after I'm so sorry for what I've | 367.86 | 3.42 |
| done wait is this you yeah I'm so sorry | 369.6 | 3.539 |
| guys I know place you down real soon | 371.28 | 3.72 |
| come on where's the yellow Batman go my | 373.139 | 4.141 |
| bad hold on wait there's Simon right in | 375.0 | 3.78 |
| front of you ripping down I need to yell | 377.28 | 3.12 |
| at Batman's on the ground in front of | 378.78 | 3.479 |
| you is he yeah just stop running where | 380.4 | 4.079 |
| is he right there goodyard Simon hey | 382.259 | 5.401 |
| everyone I got you baby oh yeah get him | 384.479 | 4.741 |
| oh boy don't let him kill you with the | 387.66 | 3.12 |
| gun oh God | 389.22 | 3.72 |
| oh boy this is bad news I need a yellow | 390.78 | 3.6 |
| Batman where are you buddy they have | 392.94 | 4.099 |
| parachutes now | 394.38 | 2.659 |
| oh my God | 397.38 | 2.659 |
| I'm doing something crazy | 400.319 | 3.141 |
| oh I think trailish just got me oh come | 404.18 | 5.739 |
| here come here man wander there we go | 407.22 | 5.16 |
| nice one oh yellow Batman are you | 409.919 | 4.381 |
| following me oh Anthony that's you where | 412.38 | 2.939 |
| the hell is yellow | 414.3 | 2.94 |
| Batman oh I don't know we need to get | 415.319 | 3.66 |
| yellow Batman back yellow Batman's | 417.24 | 3.959 |
| fighting this Griffin over here | 418.979 | 4.381 |
| to win a battle | 421.199 | 4.321 |
| oh yeah angel of death is dead where the | 423.36 | 4.2 |
| [ __ ] that was | 425.52 | 5.239 |
| Anthony do you see me yeah | 427.56 | 6.66 |
| girl is that you no where's your clothes | 430.759 | 6.401 |
| man down the cliff dropped you oh I see | 434.22 | 5.539 |
| you yeah hey yeah can you grab something | 437.16 | 4.56 |
| go straight I'm gonna go straight and | 439.759 | 4.481 |
| I'm gonna land oh God | 441.72 | 4.379 |
| slow down if you can I can't slow down | 444.24 | 4.859 |
| can you pick me up yeah | 446.099 | 5.421 |
| I'll take me back | 449.099 | 2.421 |
| on my feet | 451.979 | 2.361 |
| I know I'm watching it [ __ ] watch your | 455.96 | 5.139 |
| stamina I'm watching it okay all right | 459.06 | 3.18 |
| I'm trying to go into my inventory there | 461.099 | 3.301 |
| okay oh there we go I'm moving I dropped | 462.24 | 4.579 |
| all right yeah yeah yeah | 464.4 | 2.419 |
| I don't know I landed okay there he is | 470.84 | 4.72 |
| after see him I see him I see him thank | 473.759 | 5.601 |
| you sorry about before | 475.56 | 3.8 |
| I am ow wow do you mind Simon that is | 482.36 | 5.739 |
| that just hurts where's the gunfire | 486.479 | 3.481 |
| coming from from Simon I just dropping | 488.099 | 3.72 |
| off a cliff that's weird it's wild or | 489.96 | 4.019 |
| this is [ __ ] we'll kill it either way | 491.819 | 6.141 |
| yep I'm gonna keep getting the tower | 493.979 | 3.981 |
| who's that that was me sorry yeah I was | 498.24 | 3.6 |
| coming in to help you fight this Griffin | 500.52 | 2.94 |
| oh I killed the one I was fighting oh | 501.84 | 4.38 |
| this is another one I think yeah Merv | 503.46 | 3.959 |
| Griffin | 506.22 | 3.96 |
| what we got right here | 507.419 | 4.381 |
| who's this guy | 510.18 | 5.599 |
| it's passive is this passive Griffin yes | 511.8 | 3.979 |
| who's this not sure hold on let me look | 516.919 | 4.3 |
| at the spy glasses oh yeah that's | 519.779 | 3.361 |
| Snickerdoodle level 88 was it head in | 521.219 | 3.421 |
| the sand oh yeah I don't want to kill | 523.14 | 2.94 |
| this thing this feels bad it feels | 524.64 | 3.68 |
| horrible | 526.08 | 2.24 |
| yeah all right | 538.14 | 2.66 |
| [Music] | 541.76 | 5.56 |
| I tell you what Simon yes sir Mo Money | 544.2 | 5.759 |
| Mo Problems am I right yeah you ain't | 547.32 | 5.579 |
| kidding my friend the old adage is that | 549.959 | 5.701 |
| an adage uh what's an adage I just it | 552.899 | 5.901 |
| feels like it was it feels like that | 555.66 | 3.14 |
| saying in an old | 559.98 | 2.78 |
| some actual it's uh some bars really | 563.76 | 5.28 |
| it's an old bar yep that somebody spit | 566.279 | 4.321 |
| they did | 569.04 | 5.7 |
| yes that said bar did they not yep uh | 570.6 | 6.66 |
| but uh listen we're also we're still | 574.74 | 4.02 |
| we're still sitting in it more More | 577.26 | 3.6 |
| Money More Problems and now we're still | 578.76 | 3.96 |
| yeah it's not like we're minimalizing | 580.86 | 3.96 |
| things the bigger you get the bigger | 582.72 | 4.2 |
| Target you are right and that's uh | 584.82 | 4.56 |
| that's just when you get too much yep | 586.92 | 4.2 |
| and when you don't pay attention things | 589.38 | 3.78 |
| get yeah yeah I'm trying to point | 591.12 | 4.02 |
| fingers outward that was me too I'm | 593.16 | 3.72 |
| trying to point this you just pointed me | 595.14 | 4.319 |
| that's awesome let's try them though | 596.88 | 4.079 |
| let's try you want to try it yeah I'm | 599.459 | 5.041 |
| gonna try I'll uh doing the spear one me | 600.959 | 5.121 |
| too can it reach | 604.5 | 5.58 |
| that one did not went halfway yeah I'm | 606.08 | 5.86 |
| gonna go a lot higher I'm going to | 610.08 | 4.98 |
| follow that line up try that too and Bam | 611.94 | 5.64 |
| all right I'll do oh look at that look | 615.06 | 4.44 |
| how pretty that looks let me see and | 617.58 | 4.92 |
| still not enough not even close like | 619.5 | 6.18 |
| really so I'm gonna try try this yeah I | 622.5 | 5.279 |
| wouldn't think that they would reach but | 625.68 | 4.32 |
| it is interesting they will reach and | 627.779 | 5.401 |
| you uh again shy all right I'm going | 630.0 | 5.94 |
| this is this is my last attempt okay but | 633.18 | 4.86 |
| dude okay all right this is my last are | 635.94 | 4.079 |
| you going all the way up nope nope okay | 638.04 | 3.419 |
| well that's practically what I did | 640.019 | 3.421 |
| really yeah so what's that one looking | 641.459 | 6.541 |
| like it's looking like it is I mean it | 643.44 | 6.18 |
| looks like it's well shy here this is | 648.0 | 4.8 |
| all the way up 100 go for it and I like | 649.62 | 5.94 |
| yeah I think yep I'm also to the left | 652.8 | 4.86 |
| pretty big time | 655.56 | 4.62 |
| pretty big My Money More Problems right | 657.66 | 5.52 |
| right yeah hey should we do more signs | 660.18 | 6.899 |
| yes yeah because you know that | 663.18 | 6.719 |
| you do it all right hold on let's see | 667.079 | 4.44 |
| let's see if there's any drop on this | 669.899 | 4.041 |
| puppy | 671.519 | 2.421 |
| warning if I ever saw that that's | 682.2 | 4.139 |
| exactly what it is and I have a feeling | 684.12 | 4.08 |
| that that we're gonna get they're gonna | 686.339 | 3.541 |
| get the jump on us and our warning is | 688.2 | 3.66 |
| gonna fight Us in the ass | 689.88 | 3.72 |
| ume they're not over there probably not | 691.86 | 3.78 |
| that's what I all right say hi in a | 693.6 | 4.5 |
| second and that right Snickerdoodle you | 695.64 | 4.879 |
| rescued stuff | 698.1 | 2.419 |
| what's your's name Griffin no Biff the | 700.68 | 5.7 |
| Sniff and Griffin yes yeah it's a Sniff | 704.22 | 4.2 |
| and Griffin | 706.38 | 5.28 |
| man what am I looking at absor well this | 708.42 | 5.4 |
| looks like a tar pit right yeah little | 711.66 | 3.84 |
| bubbles bubble it up I've never seen one | 713.82 | 3.06 |
| of these ones I've never seen what we | 715.5 | 3.48 |
| get from this uh well I don't really | 716.88 | 4.62 |
| know can we get anything like I'm I'm | 718.98 | 4.08 |
| scared to get in it because you know I | 721.5 | 3.24 |
| think tar pit I think oh God what is | 723.06 | 2.339 |
| that | 724.74 | 2.279 |
| oh that's the little thing I got a | 725.399 | 4.981 |
| little chibi oh God it is it okay it's | 727.019 | 5.161 |
| just stare oh it's gone I hope it's back | 730.38 | 4.019 |
| no oh yeah he bounces around just ignore | 732.18 | 4.08 |
| him I put him on but look at that guy | 734.399 | 3.601 |
| why is it he get | 736.26 | 3.42 |
| he gets to go over there yeah that's how | 738.0 | 2.82 |
| they're supposed to die and then get | 739.68 | 2.7 |
| turned into gasoline or something right | 740.82 | 3.3 |
| ah guess I want to see if I can get | 742.38 | 4.26 |
| anything out of this tar I'm curious not | 744.12 | 5.18 |
| to swim in it | 746.64 | 2.66 |
| I could totally | 749.579 | 2.601 |
| should I join you in the talk no we | 752.22 | 3.0 |
| don't need to take car P we're here | 753.839 | 3.24 |
| we're here for a purpose Anthony | 755.22 | 4.619 |
| not at the tar but uh at the aside get | 757.079 | 5.041 |
| good skin all right follow me baby so | 759.839 | 4.8 |
| let's see I need your eyes to help me | 762.12 | 6.18 |
| look for cacti oh we need cactuses we | 764.639 | 5.101 |
| need four but you know what I'll show | 768.3 | 2.82 |
| you later that's gonna be a surprise | 769.74 | 3.42 |
| Anthony | 771.12 | 4.08 |
| builds up anticipation | 773.16 | 3.72 |
| yeah but I know there are some that | 775.2 | 3.78 |
| exist on this island at least or that's | 776.88 | 4.92 |
| what I've hurt are they green well they | 778.98 | 6.06 |
| look like cactuses so so yes I feel like | 781.8 | 5.099 |
| everything's gray on this island so I'm | 785.04 | 4.2 |
| hesitant to say yes for sure but yes | 786.899 | 4.44 |
| they looked yes they look like cactuses | 789.24 | 4.86 |
| oh wait oh you know what I see something | 791.339 | 5.341 |
| else ahead that we're gonna need getting | 794.1 | 4.14 |
| distracted no we're not getting | 796.68 | 3.42 |
| distracted because this is also part of | 798.24 | 4.38 |
| what I need today oh yeah what else oh | 800.1 | 7.26 |
| God this looks like a sulfur yeah okay | 802.62 | 6.779 |
| can we just Harvest all right keep an | 807.36 | 4.86 |
| eye on me keep it on me oh my God no it | 809.399 | 5.281 |
| looks awful oh it looks safe yellow but | 812.22 | 6.239 |
| but yellow hit these oh yeah sulfur this | 814.68 | 5.58 |
| is it this is it this is what I need or | 818.459 | 3.961 |
| part of what I need oh man it's hot as | 820.26 | 3.54 |
| hell here we got to be uh we gotta be | 822.42 | 3.359 |
| super careful watch your health oh yeah | 823.8 | 3.599 |
| oh yeah I'm burning I didn't realize | 825.779 | 3.261 |
| okay all right | 827.399 | 4.581 |
| here we go here we go | 829.04 | 5.7 |
| all right | 831.98 | 5.62 |
| back away back away look for cactus yeah | 834.74 | 4.539 |
| all right let's just uh let's keep | 837.6 | 3.6 |
| scouring this island holler at me when | 839.279 | 4.041 |
| you see cacti | 841.2 | 4.98 |
| did you see it no why are you saying | 843.32 | 4.98 |
| that | 846.18 | 2.12 |
| go seven yeah yeah I got my eye on you | 850.32 | 6.6 |
| do you still I do yeah oh man you're | 853.32 | 5.88 |
| looking good Zoomed In Baby Oh what do | 856.92 | 4.919 |
| we have here what'd you see gotchas | 859.2 | 5.639 |
| gotchas for days gotchas I forgot what | 861.839 | 5.041 |
| the the gotchas are what are they doing | 864.839 | 4.081 |
| here is it even anything were they just | 866.88 | 5.1 |
| doing it to taunt yeah which is great I | 868.92 | 5.4 |
| mean it makes sense it's all thatch yeah | 871.98 | 4.74 |
| yeah that was just tauntery wasn't it | 874.32 | 5.22 |
| yeah like a mislead maybe yeah maybe a | 876.72 | 4.919 |
| mislead maybe kind of makes me want to | 879.54 | 3.9 |
| go back to this I know I know it's been | 881.639 | 3.421 |
| seen But at least now I'll go for the | 883.44 | 3.48 |
| base and just go okay I'm gonna shoot | 885.06 | 3.899 |
| I'm gonna shoot oh you're not are you | 886.92 | 4.08 |
| are you in there I'm right here I'm | 888.959 | 3.661 |
| right behind it all right I'm gonna make | 891.0 | 3.06 |
| it I think it's got like just a certain | 892.62 | 4.14 |
| distance it goes really that's what I | 894.06 | 4.5 |
| think yeah like that looked like it | 896.76 | 3.84 |
| wasn't even halfway oh my God looked | 898.56 | 4.98 |
| like it took so damn long this is | 900.6 | 4.799 |
| the lever here let me know if this one | 903.54 | 4.859 |
| hits okay okay yep | 905.399 | 5.281 |
| that one I wish I was zoomed in might | 908.399 | 3.721 |
| have gone through the wall on that one I | 910.68 | 3.06 |
| don't know what these are | 912.12 | 3.36 |
| they going straight through US yeah I | 913.74 | 2.839 |
| think so | 915.48 | 3.56 |
| leave a little bit there | 916.579 | 6.76 |
| okay I'm busy you're so busy well that | 919.04 | 6.64 |
| was fun I mean they yeah that was fun | 923.339 | 5.221 |
| yeah you look cute you're cuter thanks | 925.68 | 4.38 |
| we're gonna be happy today no matter | 928.56 | 4.2 |
| what yeah I'm not gonna go out I'm just | 930.06 | 5.339 |
| gonna float up on my perch and I'm gonna | 932.76 | 4.56 |
| watch you from the scope because it's | 935.399 | 2.761 |
| fun | 937.32 | 2.9 |
| foreign | 938.16 | 4.799 |
| wow I followed you perfectly I'm like a | 940.22 | 4.78 |
| [ __ ] you're like a Sports Illustrated | 942.959 | 5.761 |
| Photon that's what man rougher lets me | 945.0 | 5.1 |
| refer | 948.72 | 4.44 |
| see hey hey what's up noobs not much I | 950.1 | 4.799 |
| missed the party what party your party | 953.16 | 3.84 |
| y'all had fun huh not really we were | 954.899 | 3.901 |
| going out and getting stuff we need for | 957.0 | 3.839 |
| a thing it was a great time it was a | 958.8 | 4.02 |
| wonderful time all right let me get into | 960.839 | 4.141 |
| the back oh that's not what I wanted to | 962.82 | 4.98 |
| do it was great we found cactuses and | 964.98 | 5.52 |
| oil oh wow I don't know what you're | 967.8 | 4.56 |
| gonna do today I got killed by jellyfish | 970.5 | 4.68 |
| oh you got jellyfish yep yep that's | 972.36 | 5.82 |
| always the worst oh it happens okay I | 975.18 | 5.04 |
| think I got everything all right I need | 978.18 | 3.719 |
| a mortar and pestle which I know is | 980.22 | 5.16 |
| right in here I'll come on Mortal come | 981.899 | 6.361 |
| on pestle Close the Door Keep Out the | 985.38 | 6.44 |
| devil devil cares about a wooden door | 988.26 | 5.939 |
| probably not it was just a Bible School | 991.82 | 4.54 |
| song I was taught about closing the door | 994.199 | 4.32 |
| to keep out the devil and maybe if you | 996.36 | 4.8 |
| put a cross on it you know maybe Blessed | 998.519 | 4.68 |
| it sprayed it with some holy water yeah | 1001.16 | 4.2 |
| but uh Anthony if you if you're curious | 1003.199 | 3.721 |
| take a look inside that mortar and | 1005.36 | 3.719 |
| pestle to see what I'm making I look | 1006.92 | 5.96 |
| inside and and reveals to me propellant | 1009.079 | 7.021 |
| propellant used to manufacture highly | 1012.88 | 6.0 |
| flammable are we gonna burn the plants | 1016.1 | 5.88 |
| is that the plan maybe burning the | 1018.88 | 6.039 |
| plants maybe what do we use them in is | 1021.98 | 5.819 |
| it an arrow or a bullet or I may be able | 1024.919 | 5.841 |
| to take it and make an arrow that has a | 1027.799 | 6.26 |
| flame Edition | 1030.76 | 3.299 |
| I'm in baby he's in he's dead this is | 1036.22 | 5.92 |
| good this is good news oh yeah | 1040.64 | 3.24 |
| absolutely it's good news now I don't | 1042.14 | 3.779 |
| want to use all the arrows at once but | 1043.88 | 4.5 |
| I've already made a couple more anyway | 1045.919 | 3.841 |
| Anthony if you want to be useful go out | 1048.38 | 3.0 |
| there and make some arrows | 1049.76 | 4.56 |
| yeah yeah useful beautiful | 1051.38 | 5.52 |
| no pull up | 1054.32 | 4.94 |
| this outside | 1056.9 | 2.36 |
| you know what I thought I'd never say | 1061.059 | 4.36 |
| Simon what's that we're trust funding | 1063.08 | 4.8 |
| fun yep that is very true and nobody | 1065.419 | 3.961 |
| yeah I never thought that would happen | 1067.88 | 4.98 |
| we were given everything yeah and take | 1069.38 | 7.22 |
| it for granted yeah 100 percent | 1072.86 | 3.74 |
| [Music] | 1079.13 | 5.97 |
| me have to make my own clothes or or you | 1080.6 | 6.959 |
| know what I just want to have fun and | 1085.1 | 4.8 |
| and uh I like being up in this perch I'm | 1087.559 | 4.201 |
| quite relaxed up here I don't mind it at | 1089.9 | 3.48 |
| all I like being at | 1091.76 | 3.6 |
| here because I'll be able to see a | 1093.38 | 3.659 |
| different perspective and I'll have | 1095.36 | 3.6 |
| protection from these little [ __ ] | 1097.039 | 3.481 |
| because I'll be able to run inside of | 1098.96 | 3.9 |
| here that's fantastic nobody knows what | 1100.52 | 3.899 |
| what plans we have for our evening | 1102.86 | 3.42 |
| because that's going to be a big twist | 1104.419 | 2.941 |
| and they're going to be like yay for | 1106.28 | 3.84 |
| them what a Twist yeah one thing that | 1107.36 | 5.04 |
| has worked is me looking around like I | 1110.12 | 4.14 |
| am which is really fun to watch if | 1112.4 | 3.06 |
| you're looking at my angle because it's | 1114.26 | 2.94 |
| just non-stop movement like most of the | 1115.46 | 3.48 |
| games I play they look really sus when | 1117.2 | 3.839 |
| they start making their way here so yeah | 1118.94 | 4.8 |
| we'll see it oh yeah we'll we'll see it | 1121.039 | 6.241 |
| but I am nervous yep sure but I also | 1123.74 | 5.16 |
| feel more prepared than ever whatever | 1127.28 | 3.66 |
| the | 1128.9 | 3.779 |
| it will happen and you know you know a | 1130.94 | 5.58 |
| job is what to just let it flow yeah | 1132.679 | 6.421 |
| just like me pissing on your head from | 1136.52 | 4.92 |
| here oh that's it do give give me a | 1139.1 | 4.56 |
| little sprinky dinks there you go my | 1141.44 | 3.72 |
| mouth is open I don't know if I can | 1143.66 | 3.06 |
| reach that far and This breeze isn't the | 1145.16 | 3.24 |
| best please I thought you had a heavy | 1146.72 | 6.3 |
| stream nah not from 200 fans just saying | 1148.4 | 6.6 |
| urethra should be stronger I don't this | 1153.02 | 3.65 |
| molten lava | 1155.0 | 3.72 |
| [Music] | 1156.67 | 4.33 |
| Anthony your Tower is Right Here Right | 1158.72 | 4.38 |
| somewhere uh yeah yeah Straight Ahead | 1161.0 | 4.14 |
| Straight Ahead all right I want to get | 1163.1 | 5.04 |
| close to their Castle but not too close | 1165.14 | 4.52 |
| yeah | 1168.14 | 3.6 |
| it's a lot of gotchas I think it's still | 1169.66 | 3.879 |
| Christmas time or some crap I don't know | 1171.74 | 4.5 |
| uh wait a minute your Tower looks rough | 1173.539 | 4.76 |
| man yeah | 1176.24 | 4.439 |
| in fact I wouldn't even call it a tower | 1178.299 | 4.721 |
| anymore oh so they uh they've been | 1180.679 | 3.601 |
| chipping away at it it looks like it | 1183.02 | 4.26 |
| made it backwards flying with it they | 1184.28 | 6.24 |
| retaliated all right tell you what yep | 1187.28 | 5.7 |
| follow me kick on your six going low | 1190.52 | 5.22 |
| going low don't want to get too close to | 1192.98 | 4.559 |
| their base hear you getting all close | 1195.74 | 3.6 |
| hanging out in an area I don't like up | 1197.539 | 4.14 |
| their Tower oh yeah it might be one they | 1199.34 | 4.74 |
| like to do that in the third they also | 1201.679 | 4.081 |
| might have a pair of three that might be | 1204.08 | 4.8 |
| a bat there's a bat I think that's a bat | 1205.76 | 5.58 |
| the sun is falling I'm pretty sure | 1208.88 | 4.14 |
| they're here yeah yeah you think they're | 1211.34 | 3.86 |
| here | 1213.02 | 2.18 |
| that's right torches I thought it was | 1218.86 | 4.78 |
| the r with the radio wheels don't do | 1221.059 | 6.0 |
| that oh yeah nbg time yeah is that what | 1223.64 | 7.64 |
| it's called night vision goggles oh | 1227.059 | 4.221 |
| it's bright oh man | 1234.559 | 4.74 |
| I know I was looking I was looking from | 1236.9 | 4.44 |
| above down so I don't think I'm doing a | 1239.299 | 3.361 |
| scout you might not be ready I'm ready | 1241.34 | 4.04 |
| I'm not ready | 1242.66 | 2.72 |
| that's what I was talking about | 1245.66 | 3.84 |
| traffic I don't know how close I can get | 1247.94 | 3.359 |
| before [ __ ] gets real can we stay here | 1249.5 | 3.059 |
| and keep an eye out yeah stay there keep | 1251.299 | 3.12 |
| an eye out I'm gonna try this oh we got | 1252.559 | 4.62 |
| there's people here dude there's people | 1254.419 | 4.321 |
| here | 1257.179 | 3.301 |
| okay | 1258.74 | 3.24 |
| directly in front of me somebody | 1260.48 | 3.48 |
| attacking me right now | 1261.98 | 5.04 |
| I believe [ __ ] right at that trap doing | 1263.96 | 4.56 |
| something the hell right there here | 1267.02 | 4.38 |
| they're here oh yeah are you jumping on | 1268.52 | 5.399 |
| my ass is that you on the ground yeah oh | 1271.4 | 4.86 |
| what are you doing here I told you I was | 1273.919 | 4.701 |
| here that place again | 1276.26 | 6.06 |
| a little higher a little higher | 1278.62 | 6.16 |
| yeah that was a good shot yeah all right | 1282.32 | 5.479 |
| is it doing any damage | 1284.78 | 3.019 |
| they probably are starting to see this | 1290.44 | 4.92 |
| leaves I need | 1292.82 | 2.54 |
| you I need uh damn it oh yeah you're | 1296.419 | 4.14 |
| right it was the wall | 1298.76 | 3.779 |
| that was a healthy plant wasn't it | 1300.559 | 3.581 |
| um yeah it's working higher | 1302.539 | 4.26 |
| [Music] | 1304.14 | 4.64 |
| tell me higher lower because it is kind | 1306.799 | 3.301 |
| of tough to see oh you were getting a | 1308.78 | 3.92 |
| good minute ago | 1310.1 | 2.6 |
| I think I did | 1313.0 | 3.48 |
| okay down to 900s | 1317.539 | 3.38 |
| that's right good job good for the | 1328.24 | 5.74 |
| people come on all right oh good it's | 1331.76 | 6.18 |
| you man these are great man oh there's a | 1333.98 | 5.579 |
| griffin flying through the air I don't | 1337.94 | 2.94 |
| think they've they've seen you though | 1339.559 | 3.541 |
| they're just going back home I feel they | 1340.88 | 5.84 |
| can't see that fire I know I know | 1343.1 | 8.16 |
| 300. they're blind as a 200. | 1346.72 | 7.18 |
| I like what you did there Anthony thank | 1351.26 | 3.56 |
| you | 1353.9 | 3.3 |
| thirteen one more | 1354.82 | 4.44 |
| bam | 1357.2 | 5.06 |
| yeah | 1359.26 | 3.0 |
| great job thank you | 1365.62 | 7.86 |
| our best fight scene | 1369.4 | 4.08 |
| oh they got like a Ballista thing up | 1377.659 | 4.26 |
| there yeah they do what are they trying | 1379.46 | 4.38 |
| to do who they think they are should I | 1381.919 | 3.961 |
| shoot an arrow at them just for fun | 1383.84 | 4.079 |
| you can try I'm doing it and I'm going | 1385.88 | 5.24 |
| Invincible immediately | 1387.919 | 3.201 |
| way too high no it's gonna drop it's | 1393.86 | 4.02 |
| gonna drop right on his head oh he went | 1396.02 | 3.48 |
| over and didn't it a little less all | 1397.88 | 2.88 |
| right | 1399.5 | 4.4 |
| up too low | 1400.76 | 3.14 |
| I think we should leave I think | 1409.52 | 3.86 |
| oh yeah you fools | 1414.2 | 5.94 |
| oh for sure let's see oh I got a hit oh | 1416.74 | 5.04 |
| I gotta hit him | 1420.14 | 6.38 |
| oh yeah oh no dude yeah | 1421.78 | 4.74 |
| what that was though he can't see us now | 1428.26 | 6.419 |
| he's running back he's running back | 1431.539 | 3.14 |
| Turing | 1438.5 | 3.559 |
| [Music] | 1439.79 | 4.59 |
| he's gonna hit me | 1442.059 | 4.541 |
| up are we shooting Ballers he's shooting | 1444.38 | 4.26 |
| balls I heard the whip of it I heard the | 1446.6 | 3.54 |
| whip of it Griffin's eating something | 1448.64 | 3.48 |
| hey I didn't get any shots on the plant | 1450.14 | 3.779 |
| but I try Anthony you should keep his | 1452.12 | 3.059 |
| attention after I can go to the other | 1453.919 | 3.421 |
| side oh I see drelly's running across | 1455.179 | 5.061 |
| the field what's he doing | 1457.34 | 2.9 |
| awake | 1461.72 | 3.12 |
| now on the ground that's | 1463.34 | 3.56 |
| right | 1464.84 | 2.06 |
| I'm shooting my own bird | 1471.76 | 6.48 |
| okay | 1475.24 | 3.0 |
| oh my God these energies are horrible | 1479.5 | 4.2 |
| [Laughter] | 1487.01 | 5.85 |
| I am on location I'm starting to fire | 1490.039 | 5.701 |
| more arrows | 1492.86 | 3.5 |
| ER | 1495.74 | 3.86 |
| can uh | 1496.36 | 3.24 |
| I'm getting them I'm getting them come | 1499.78 | 4.0 |
| on there's one behind you is that our | 1502.22 | 3.36 |
| territory I don't know but I was just | 1503.78 | 5.22 |
| shooting one of the bags right there no | 1505.58 | 4.979 |
| it doesn't look oh it says ride so yeah | 1509.0 | 4.14 |
| it must be that's ourselves that we have | 1510.559 | 5.0 |
| their attention | 1513.14 | 2.419 |
| [ __ ] I'm getting shots too come on | 1530.2 | 5.28 |
| yeah come on you old [ __ ] | 1533.24 | 4.2 |
| what the hell was that did I hit that | 1535.48 | 4.24 |
| stegosaurus you might want to bail out | 1537.44 | 4.14 |
| it seems cool except he's coming right | 1539.72 | 4.439 |
| at me he's walking in front of me like a | 1541.58 | 5.4 |
| jackass lost their attention they may be | 1544.159 | 4.921 |
| turning around oh oh yeah now they may | 1546.98 | 4.199 |
| be coming back onto this side pick up | 1549.08 | 3.9 |
| Simon and drop him off a clip it's fun | 1551.179 | 6.021 |
| to do that oh yeah go for it you do that | 1552.98 | 4.22 |
| uh he was hitting me with the sniper | 1558.1 | 3.76 |
| he's gotten pretty good at shooting | 1560.419 | 3.961 |
| people but not good enough and I'm out | 1561.86 | 4.62 |
| of fire arrows I think some just shot at | 1564.38 | 2.82 |
| me | 1566.48 | 2.699 |
| yep I'm getting shot at Perfect all | 1567.2 | 3.66 |
| right impression well that was some good | 1569.179 | 3.181 |
| science huh that was some great science | 1570.86 | 3.24 |
| all right I'm bailing out I'm heading | 1572.36 | 3.78 |
| home to make more arrows all right see | 1574.1 | 3.12 |
| you base | 1576.14 | 2.34 |
| all right I'm gonna go two names let's | 1577.22 | 3.78 |
| let's all let's all go | 1578.48 | 4.679 |
| that didn't go so bad I thought it went | 1581.0 | 3.659 |
| horrible well it could have gotten worse | 1583.159 | 3.361 |
| we didn't lose anything all right well I | 1584.659 | 4.321 |
| died oh yeah we lost you yeah yeah yeah | 1586.52 | 5.519 |
| but look who's back you yeah I'm back | 1588.98 | 6.24 |
| I'm back we didn't lose any animals | 1592.039 | 6.0 |
| yes I mean yes you're that's very true I | 1595.22 | 4.68 |
| think that's a big win considering yeah | 1598.039 | 4.201 |
| yep yep yep | 1599.9 | 4.86 |
| um they're just sneaky little ninja bats | 1602.24 | 5.939 |
| hanging on the walls yeah get a life or | 1604.76 | 5.399 |
| or not really I mean they're playing the | 1608.179 | 4.941 |
| game as we've designed | 1610.159 | 2.961 |
| anyway yeah maybe you're making it easy | 1620.5 | 5.559 |
| I wouldn't mind if they just stopped all | 1624.14 | 3.48 |
| together tonight | 1626.059 | 4.261 |
| yeah I'm gonna be okay with that and | 1627.62 | 4.799 |
| then and then you know then then we can | 1630.32 | 3.9 |
| recover yeah we'll do it we'll pick up | 1632.419 | 4.521 |
| back tomorrow night | 1634.22 | 2.72 |
| [Applause] | 1644.11 | 15.259 |
| [Music] | 1644.62 | 14.749 |
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