We Could TELEPORT this WHOLE TIME?! - Ark Fjordur

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We Could TELEPORT this WHOLE TIME?! - Ark Fjordur
We Could TELEPORT this WHOLE TIME?! - Ark Fjordur

We Could TELEPORT this WHOLE TIME?! - Ark Fjordur

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neebs: Hey Simon, have you seen this new video with us discovering the teleport button in Ark?

simon: Oh yeah, I saw it! Can you believe we could teleport this whole time? Classic Neebs Gaming move.

neebs: I know, right? We could have saved so much time running around if we knew about this earlier. But hey, at least we entertained our fans with our teleport shenanigans.

simon: True, true. And hey, don't forget about that giveaway for the Thick44 YouTooz! Who wouldn't want a mini Thick44 on their shelf?

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Hey everyone, have you heard about the latest giveaway from Neebs Gaming? They're giving away a Thick44 YouTooz and you definitely don't want to miss out on this one! Head over to their website to enter for your chance to win.

In the latest episode of Ark: Noobs Vs Alpha Tribe, the boys are back at it again as they set up for their baby wyvern and stumble upon the teleport button. If you're a fan of their hilarious antics and epic adventures in Ark: Survival Evolved, you won't want to miss this episode. Plus, don't forget to check out their Neebs Magic Dumpster channel for even more entertainment.

Neebs Gaming is known for their incredible gameplay and entertaining content, and this episode is no exception. From setting up for their baby wyvern to discovering new secrets in the game, you never know what to expect with these guys. And if you can't get enough of their videos, be sure to subscribe to their channel and check out their other social media platforms for even more gaming goodness. Let's show them some love and support as they continue to entertain us with their awesome content.


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hey guys this is a bit awkward but uh we0.125.219
got 644 YouTubes and I I know it's weird2.6395.641
yeah it is super weird it's yeah but but5.3394.8
in the meantime it'd be weirder if we8.283.66
didn't do it yeah because we actually10.1394.441
got the Prototype months ago uh thick11.944.8
saw them thick was excited about them I14.583.36
think the best thing to do is go through16.743.06
with it right yeah yeah it'd be weird17.943.78
not to to do his YouTube since we're19.83.3
doing everybody else's there'll be a21.723.54
limited edition thick 44 YouTubes it's23.14.14
going to be available starting at 11 A.M25.264.32
on April 13th there's also going to be a27.243.92
giveaway if you go to neebs29.584.319
gaming.youtube.com you can enter the31.164.72
giveaway and possibly win one so go for33.8994.16
it35.882.179
okay39.2393.0
oh I can't even reach them53.186.039
he wants to cook me because he knows he56.5394.121
knows oh he's after me he's after me59.2193.801
some fierce60.662.36
guys63.964.56
I'm already down by the trench right now66.145.38
got it oh man all right careful there's68.524.68
more stuff here yeah God they're71.523.3
everywhere today leaves where did you73.24.32
build this trap man I lost track oh wait74.824.979
wait I forget I built some stuff77.524.98
somewhere probably over here come on79.7994.561
that way well this is where you were82.53.84
talking about doing it okay if no one84.363.72
else remembers oh yeah on that bridge86.343.599
over there what I could be wrong never88.083.899
mind all right can you describe the area89.9396.481
I see your things you see I things here91.9796.841
are things yes and there's T-Rexes are96.426.8
over there right oh boy that's it98.824.4
out here104.223.0
you guys get dirty thirsty hop over to105.63.9
that go go nice all right what's the107.224.38
play babes all right I mean lay it out109.54.46
for you111.62.36
[Music]115.513.189
dumb dick140.162.9
[Music]143.853.15
[Applause]150.713.109
foreign154.022.299
[Music]161.43.739
you know everyone has very much better171.3194.961
weapons than I well I think I may have174.2393.541
stolen this from you and I'm not giving176.283.599
it up this is like an ascended sniper177.783.78
rifle why are you walking away around179.8794.381
with that with this no him with this you181.564.62
saw the place he used to live in yeah I184.263.54
stole most of this from you Simon so186.183.36
thank you yeah no that's fine I mean I187.83.06
got this stuff for free but you don't189.543.18
have extras because all I have is this I190.863.78
mean I thought we were just gonna have a192.723.78
drink arrows like what do you guys even194.644.2
have that stuff for we were not training196.53.3
right now we're trying to get an egg198.842.88
yeah I'm a protection Duty in case a199.83.9
dragon comes up all right I hope this201.723.659
blocks fire are y'all gonna leave your203.73.78
bats out I mean who's who's going in are205.3793.541
you going in after it's going in where207.484.259
to the trench no I don't have wings on I208.924.26
thought you were gonna do trenches with211.7392.941
your bat none of this was talked about213.183.3
with me okay well listen let me explain214.683.779
what we got we got this area here216.484.5
someone can be up here on the ballista218.4594.321
right yeah when you run out of the220.984.14
trench they're they're ballistin all222.784.319
right I would like to ballista that's225.123.66
Simon's job I mean I got the yeah and227.0993.121
I'll stay here with him because I got228.783.84
this gun the dragon's chasing you boom230.224.079
boom boom boom boom okay well there's232.623.6
another thing over here someone can be234.2994.381
right here with like the neck gun or236.224.62
just shooting maybe this is you maybe I238.683.72
don't know okay I'll be over there okay240.843.42
I was gonna be on the ground with the242.43.96
Andrews Circus the little the pig with244.264.02
the gun on its back the gun Pig Yeah gun246.364.14
Pig okay should we send Anthony in you248.283.659
can send me in yeah let's send Anthony250.53.299
in I don't want to risk this gun or251.9393.601
anything good so let's send me all right253.7993.301
Anthony listen I don't think I can get255.543.72
on this thing oh that's right you're not257.14.08
in the thing okay part of the tribe so259.263.54
it makes me part of the tribe we'll do261.183.18
that thing we'll figure it out Anthony262.84.32
yes you get on a bet you go find an egg264.364.5
when they're chasing you you make sure267.123.48
you fly over this way and there should268.864.44
be a pillar at the top of the uh trench270.64.08
there to let you know where this is if273.33.06
you get lost there's a flag on it all274.682.4
right276.362.339
um this seems dangerous I think I'm277.083.54
gonna get rid of everything I hold dear278.6993.361
give me a second there you go keep your280.623.359
armor on there yeah I'll take it and282.063.54
then I'll get killed and then I'll lose283.9793.861
it285.62.24
all right neebs I see your flag okay288.784.68
getting ready to commence operation is291.184.2
it time yeah go for it yeah you're293.463.54
driving this you got it there you go295.383.599
diving in I thought I'd tell him to look297.04.86
for eggs so oh okay okay all right it's298.9794.861
hot under here it's hot going to the301.864.559
location where we last saw the eggs wait303.844.079
is that okay okay oh I see an egg306.4192.361
already307.9195.121
keep in line where that flag is308.784.26
I get on back I take off with Matt I fly313.624.26
up317.162.819
okay a little hot here but so far I317.884.8
haven't seen a damn Dragon hey319.9794.921
but not one they were everywhere earlier322.684.32
yeah I'm not looking behind me but only324.93.66
you can tell me if there's something you327.03.419
got the egg on you I have egg enough328.564.46
chasing you330.4192.601
yeah let's do it let's make it exciting338.163.8
oh yeah come on and339.65.84
oh my God341.963.48
[Music]345.984.24
you got um I got a red egg it was a red347.7594.44
dragon egg you want to see it do I drop350.223.78
it does it have a level I'm just scared352.1993.301
yeah go ahead and drop it Boop oh is354.03.539
that a is that a fire wyvern oh yeah355.54.62
that is big boy all right so this is a357.5396.781
level 83 fire wyvern level eight I am360.126.06
born oh man I did all this stuff for364.323.3
nothing all right so now what do we got366.183.0
to do with this egg I guess we have to367.623.54
take it back to the incubator but we369.184.079
gotta we gotta get milk oh that's right371.165.34
milk mm-hmm all right so yeah now this373.2594.561
is when this ballista is going to come376.52.82
into play all right neebs you want to be377.823.0
okay you're carrying the egg Anthony I'm379.322.999
gonna pick it up just to be safe yep so380.823.719
now we need to lure a female wyvern382.3194.201
right yeah yeah and then we gotta get384.5394.5
her sweet tit milk that's right all386.524.619
right Switching gears nice and warm and389.0393.66
a little bit sweet this is a good bat391.1392.941
you guys want more eggs it's easy I'll392.6994.861
go get another one yeah honestly neebs394.084.38
what do you feel are we gonna try to397.562.579
take Mom up dragon down now or later398.463.48
let's let's do one test run I think we400.1393.541
need a lot of milk but yeah let's go get401.944.14
a women's attention and bring it back403.683.84
and see if we can get some milk out of406.083.48
it right anyone else want to go because407.523.36
I'm not really good at getting wyvern409.563.53
attention I'm on it all right410.885.29
[Music]413.093.08
what are you female spice scope how come417.244.44
you know work well I know you work good420.123.419
why come here no work good spice scope421.683.48
they usually tell me am I not close423.5393.901
enough oh boy okay that's he's really425.164.259
bad at English news this could be done427.444.74
no mail damn it damn it damn it okay yep429.4194.5
so sausage party over here432.183.6
where else okay there's another way433.9193.84
Anthony to raise babies and that's to435.783.6
get an animal that heals them really437.7593.301
that way instead of drinking milk you439.383.36
just stop them from dying that sounds441.063.18
weird though442.743.6
you kind of some voodoo magic would that444.243.78
be like just putting a baby on like life446.343.359
support and not giving a milk oh there's448.023.0
a dragon behind you nibs look at that449.6993.661
thing is that man we want is it I don't451.024.619
know I got a female I got a female ooh453.365.339
level 160. she's a big [ __ ] we want a455.6395.28
big one it can be a small one I think ah458.6993.961
aren't they all the same size I mean460.9194.161
that powerful462.666.479
that's tough but this is 160 level milk465.086.339
good for the egg honey I don't know you469.1393.661
should probably take your post up there471.4193.78
Anthony okay post it yeah all right am I472.83.959
going for this whip it or not do it475.1993.5
let's do it come on let's give it a shot476.7594.981
milk it I'll be Last Resort if it gets478.6994.361
out of control I kill it with the Andrew481.743.12
circus all right I'm gonna give myself483.063.419
I'm gonna I'm just gonna I'm just gonna484.863.8
baby tap it with this once486.4794.5
all right there it is there it is okay488.664.84
I'm coming baby tap congratulations490.9795.101
because we're tapping it for milk oh yep493.54.86
she's after me I see her behind me I see496.084.2
a dragon coming this way there must be a498.363.839
you following it yep there it is there500.284.979
you go he's coming in all right going502.1994.261
right in the middle I'm going right in505.2592.241
the middle506.464.22
I'm right over side507.56.24
shouldn't I510.683.06
got it right520.83.359
but we can hit him521.7793.581
all right524.1593.921
you guys train can we track it here525.366.12
as soon as it's free oh shoot it again528.086.16
yep like this I like this this is good531.485.88
come on baby hello should I get ready to534.246.06
ballista it again maybe maybe okay I'm537.364.8
gonna get back on the blister then how540.33.0
do we know when it's knocked out when542.163.299
it's knitted I think you'll it'll do a543.34.44
thing okay I'm gonna trust you on that545.4593.961
you know what I'm gonna kill you oh she547.743.3
might be up she might be up she's up549.424.8
okay so that was the Bola the net keeps551.044.62
her there but the boulder really took554.224.02
her down oh oh oh well all right then555.664.799
you said sir wait so the the Bola and558.244.02
the net hitter yeah we both got them560.4594.081
nice still on her I like it yeah keep562.263.9
her down keep her down oh we're gonna564.543.72
get this sweet sweet tit milk drink566.163.48
quick because there's a cool down on the568.263.3
net and Bola and I am breaking as fast569.643.72
as the game will let me trade all right571.563.24
you're saying I shouldn't shoot her573.363.8
right away574.82.36
thank you577.5193.061
I can't do this either [ __ ] okay591.924.56
well596.72.42
he's got my butt how do we know when the603.244.68
cooldown is is over hey come here what605.5193.781
are you doing where's your circus is607.923.66
loose I'm on him my legs are broken I609.34.92
don't think it's working yeah might be611.584.14
over all right well I'll feel that I614.224.86
just keep on going [ __ ] do it over again615.725.299
I got him yeah619.085.36
oh God don't shoot me anymore621.0197.061
she's stuck there we go that's it oh624.446.54
yeah Ladder Up lighter up628.085.1
she's got her face in the ground okay630.984.06
the scene where like the whale is being633.183.719
murdered by the whale poachers We're Not635.044.04
Gonna murder it yes yes636.8994.44
we're just taking her take milk are we639.084.0
supposed to keep on shooting oh she's641.3394.141
unconscious oh she is okay unconscious643.084.439
all right all right let's get it get it645.485.88
let's take a look um oh yeah one two647.5197.081
three four five yeah five what five651.365.099
milks five milks all right let's get out654.64.26
of here before she wakes up pick me up656.4593.781
absolute picking you up you got the658.863.419
Andrew circus uh it's up top just drop660.243.12
me off up here662.2793.361
I Gotta Throw my uh my bat down throw663.364.62
your bat down salmon all right665.644.259
say I choose you when you do it all667.985.82
right I Choose You nice nice job Ash669.8995.461
yeah673.85.58
I Choose You nice needs all right let's675.366.24
go boys awesome679.383.899
I'm gonna have to taste that titty milk681.63.179
you know we don't have enough for683.2793.0
everybody I think I'm just gonna have to684.7793.5
taste it686.2794.201
so I don't know if we want to put the688.2794.601
egg in there yet or wait what do you690.484.26
think doesn't matter well suppose I mean692.884.139
power is not here do we have power yeah694.744.2
we can turn the power on but I don't697.0194.141
know uh yeah door's not here Dora wants698.944.38
to be here the milk expires in the bat701.164.26
in an hour and a half oh geez do we have703.323.84
a refrigerator do we yeah a little705.422.94
refrigerator we can hook it to the707.162.76
generator right this is Simon's Place708.363.18
yeah I know but I never used a709.923.3
refrigerator I never even used the egg711.543.299
incubator we should have done a lot of713.224.679
things differently okay three hours yeah714.8394.44
and I just don't know anything about717.8992.701
Refrigeration well if we go to719.2792.581
refrigerator we should be able to like720.63.419
keep that stuff cold the milk yeah the721.864.74
milk the egg right refrigerator Mission724.0195.221
another room over here I see as a cryo726.63.96
refrigerator that's I think that's just729.243.12
for cryopods yeah it's not like any730.563.66
refrigerator I've ever seen this is a732.363.9
refrigerator this thing looks insane how734.223.54
do I get the beer out this thing looks736.262.699
like I could have sex with it no737.764.38
multiple times so are we really gonna be738.9596.12
making a refrigerator now that's that's742.144.92
the deal yeah we gotta keep the babies745.0794.921
going wait I found one niece okay hold747.064.86
on where'd you go oh never mind this is750.03.959
a preserving bin God damn it nevermind751.923.9
it's not a refrigerator sometimes it753.9593.601
works for both I mean I know it's done755.823.84
but maybe that's the case and do we have757.566.06
a refrigerator it blew up it blew up son759.665.58
of a [ __ ] we can make a refrigerator763.623.42
what do we need who knows it yeah you765.243.18
know what I think I can do this but I767.043.06
gotta go back to the base uh because768.423.359
gotta use the fabricator yeah you know770.13.179
what I'm on that you guys you guys stay771.7792.941
busy doing something I'll go make a damn773.2793.601
refrigerator there's a fabricator here774.724.32
there's a what there's a fabricator here776.884.139
does it have all the stuff I need the779.043.299
Crystal and all that junk I don't know781.0193.901
go do it it's what I'm saying okay it's782.3394.74
been six hours searching for [ __ ] all784.923.419
right787.0793.481
I'm just gonna sit here and relax take a788.3394.74
load off Simon790.566.98
you're you're really oddly small793.0794.461
let's see okay a few more Electronics798.125.58
okay what do we need got the electronics804.863.94
just need more metal that's easy enough807.33.539
to make and then polymer808.85.099
polymer got enough stuff I can make 16.810.8394.8
how much did I need for that813.8994.201
stupid refrigerator okay perfect yeah815.6394.021
and then I just need more metal in it oh818.13.12
yeah no problem just cook a little bit819.663.66
of metal821.224.02
cool down on a net never heard of823.324.8
anything so stupid in all my life a net825.246.0
with a cooldown it's a net you got it828.125.88
you got access to it you use it cool831.243.719
down834.05.36
freaking net cool down on my ass834.9594.401
Simon did you know there's different840.123.779
Realms in this map I heard I don't841.324.5
really understand it I think you could843.8994.021
teleport to a different place I think so845.824.199
but it but to a different world the847.924.02
different realm makes me think of a850.0194.5
different planet altogether maybe do you851.945.04
want to try it yeah let's see I think854.5195.401
you just hold R just hold R yeah all856.985.82
right all they are okay welcome to realm859.925.52
let's let's click that so click and then862.85.58
hold that okay where you want to go oh865.446.3
wow see it's funny there's Asgard Asgard868.385.34
that sounds fun that's what I thought of871.743.839
immediately when I thought of a realm I873.724.5
thought of Asgard Asgard medium uh yeah875.5795.221
okay let's click that you ready sure and878.224.679
click okay oh now we got more choices880.83.899
all right we'll do uh Northeast882.8995.401
Northeast ready yeah Click Boom oh boy884.6995.94
here we go whoa Anthony we're going to888.34.38
ask our days what what I was not wait890.6393.841
I'm in the bubble does that matter oh I892.683.959
don't know are you bubble oh if you're894.483.659
in the bubble I guess you're coming too896.6393.841
we're all going to Asgard East oh we898.1393.901
should let the note perhaps through oh900.483.0
crap I'll leave a note what if our face902.042.88
is gonna go I can write it real quick903.482.34
don't worry I have really fast904.922.219
handwriting905.823.78
um why is this uh this is taking a while907.1395.461
yeah like I don't know how to make a909.65.34
sign I don't know how to make it912.64.82
guys914.942.48
oh hey Simon oh oh917.6996.721
hello hey oh I'm so happy he's not here921.067.26
oh hey who Anthony Anthony's not here no924.427.32
he ran off okay okay wow this is928.326.72
different yeah okay it's pretty I mean931.745.099
it's a different time of day did you935.043.96
bring an animal uh no oh what's that up936.8395.041
there see that follow me okay yeah I939.04.8
don't see anything oh it's an argentavis941.885.28
okay hmm huh wow I don't really know943.84.62
what to do here do you all right well no947.162.4
I don't but here you know what I like948.422.64
about the what you just taught me how to949.563.959
do uh hmm I was gonna say go somewhere951.065.1
else I guess I I think I'd like to go to953.5194.981
a place that was drastically different956.164.679
maybe temperature wise you know like if958.53.6
you went to here and you're like I'm960.8393.24
going to a different realm and then all962.13.9
of a sudden you cut to like it's a964.0794.38
blizzard and it's like oh yeah like in966.04.139
Doctor Strange or something right you're968.4594.32
like where am I this is crazy like I970.1393.901
want that experience like this just972.7792.941
looks like I went over the hill yeah974.044.799
teleport realm uh what sounds cold let's975.725.16
see hold on that do you want to go to978.8395.3
dead deadly that's a980.888.16
jatoonheim jatuna yeah tuna yes sure984.1397.0
click it on that let's go where do you989.044.26
let's go again to the north let's go991.1394.621
straight to North straight to northheim993.35.94
let's do it here we come oh boy get995.765.579
ready for that Doctor Who scene okay999.244.32
don't die though we got a baby on the1001.3394.141
way oh we do but you know what's nice if1003.564.079
I die I don't have to take care of the1005.485.82
baby right Silver Lining yeah1007.6396.661
so you know there's that you really need1011.35.52
to work on the timing on this there's no1014.34.86
reason why I can't be inside it you1016.825.819
ready for anything Simon I'm ready oh uh1019.166.12
hey there's oh just like you wanted huh1022.6395.341
yeah snow yeah oh there you are you're1025.284.559
over there there's snow but it's it's1027.983.54
not like a blizzard but it's different1029.8393.96
right it looks like we've been we've1031.525.039
been transported to Winter the same1033.7995.64
place yeah I wish I'd have brought my1036.5594.081
bat1039.4393.36
man that would have been amazing because1040.644.559
then we could be in the winter in the1042.7994.201
same place I thought this was supposed1045.1996.421
to be deadly that right it's not though1047.07.34
it's not1051.622.72
oh I'm very cold oh gosh yeah I'm very1054.645.62
cool okay uh hold on this is not good oh1058.284.259
God yeah let's get out realm teleport1060.264.5
I'm telling you let's go to not deadly1062.5394.161
let's go teleport ventolin South1064.765.1
directly at the bottom easy yep got it1066.75.44
and then South South again here we go oh1069.864.38
come on now oh boy health is real low my1072.144.38
health is very very low don't die here1074.244.14
super low come on now this is why this1076.524.2
thing needs to be faster okay consume1078.385.58
food maybe oh if I I wish I had food I1080.725.28
have berries I'm eating berries don't1083.964.16
die1086.05.4
don't die don't die I need you died no I1088.124.9
think I'm gonna die too but why can't1091.43.96
you transfer me over you son of a [ __ ]1093.025.24
come on do it1095.362.9
oh no1099.081.43
oh1100.43.139
[Music]1100.516.549
good it's still cold here oh no I'm1103.5397.481
gonna die here oh damn copies what are1107.0596.181
you doing kill me I'm gonna get killed1111.025.96
by compies come on just leave me be1113.246.66
shot a copy with a net that was a waste1116.985.14
but it worked all right I'm actually1119.94.019
close I'm close to home1122.124.26
I'm gonna try to make it home1123.9196.201
boy oh yeah I'm gonna die I'm going up1126.387.02
I'm gonna die I wonder if this net will1130.125.74
work on a car now wow all right Alpha1133.45.279
Chrono I'm coming now we could do this1135.865.52
where you don't see me and we could do1138.6794.801
this where you do all right but I'm1141.383.9
gonna shoot you in the net nonetheless1143.484.439
oh this water feels good on my oh God1145.285.399
I'm getting even worse how am I how am I1147.9194.62
getting worse should I go out to blaze1150.6793.961
of glory come on [ __ ] flying1152.5394.081
like a coward I'm a coward I don't know1154.643.3
why I'm calling out to you that I'm a1156.623.24
coward it's kind of the opposite of the1157.944.2
coward thing see me you don't see them1159.863.5
shoot yeah1162.144.88
I knew it'd do nothing1163.363.66
oh my God look at all the beds1168.5597.5
you guys have beds everywhere yeah1171.384.679
all right hey boys hey boys boys what1180.385.52
what hello who's here oh that's right I1183.144.38
just left a note for you we're going to1185.94.019
explore Realms or some of them are oh1187.523.6
yeah I heard about that the whole the1189.9193.301
hold R thing what does it say dear1191.124.38
abstro going to another realm see you1193.224.98
soon love you okay so who's in another1195.55.88
room I don't know uh apparently neebs1198.25.099
and Simon just disappeared okay well I1201.385.1
got this refrigerator made let's see1203.2995.821
I don't I've never oh wait can I not put1206.484.14
it down here because I'm not the damn1209.124.14
trial I found you can put it anywhere1210.624.74
near the giant 44 we're building so if1213.264.74
you put it inside here maybe okay I was1215.364.439
kind of nervous to remove a wall in case1218.03.84
the whole thing collapses but Smithy1219.7993.421
blocking this thing how are you supposed1221.842.699
to get in here I don't know I didn't put1223.223.18
that there but I did put the sign good1224.5393.961
okay should I risk a wall what just take1226.43.779
out a wall one wall yeah that should be1228.52.76
fine right all right let's see if the1230.1793.12
whole thing collapses no that's fine1231.265.82
okay so we'll get this refrigerator and1233.2995.521
I will put this refrigerator yeah just1237.084.68
right oh hey dibs hey oh my frozen death1238.825.04
where's some cold round is that where1241.763.72
your clothes are yeah I don't even know1243.863.72
how to get back there oh hold on yeah1245.484.74
well I mean babes yeah where's the1247.584.92
dragon egg Anthony has it right I have1250.224.44
it where's Dragon Milk oh in the bat out1252.54.14
here okay so all those things are secure1254.664.74
yeah okay good God all right for Anthony1256.644.56
throw this uh did it needs I don't know1259.43.54
how power Works in this game does it1261.23.06
attach automatically because it looks1262.943.0
like it attached on a wire let me turn1264.263.9
it on yeah okay yeah there you go it1265.943.72
already looks like it was lit up in here1268.164.259
I'm like crazy for some reason it's lit1269.664.74
AF okay it's a different breaker so1272.4193.721
stick that Dragon egg in there Anthony1274.44.38
and uh egg you want the milk yeah I want1276.144.68
the milk okay so this whole thing was1278.783.72
for that's why we were doing it what a1280.823.9
fool yeah I wanted to know when because1282.55.22
wind matters now now that the1284.724.8
refrigerator is hooked up and powered we1287.724.02
need milk where's my bet the win is now1289.523.72
so are you gonna try to get your stuff1291.743.419
back yeah listen How's that gonna work1293.243.6
I'm gonna go back to the realm I think1295.1593.781
it was at and see what happens an hour1296.844.68
20 on this milk in the back all right1298.943.9
neeps put that in there and then I have1301.522.46
something that'll help you on your1302.842.88
journey okay but soon as I put it in me1303.983.12
it goes down to 19 minutes all right1305.722.819
let's move it let's move it all right so1307.14.14
wow it actually stays a long time in the1308.5395.601
bed yeah and here let's see what we got1311.246.299
boom transfer oh my gosh it's not1314.145.8
transferring it won't do it it won't do1317.5394.52
it1319.942.119
all right1324.45.08
milk spoiling so cool Anthony I can't1326.5394.981
take it cooldown's on Nets you can't put1329.485.819
milk in a refrigerator luckily we got a1331.526.36
bad refrigerator Jesus Christ nothing to1335.2994.38
make sense in this world all right me1337.883.24
and the bat and the milk are going to a1339.6793.061
different realm okay wait neebs come1341.122.76
over here real quick you need this you1342.743.48
need this trust me okay this body here1343.885.58
has a full set of fur armor any lights1346.225.339
thank you this is awesome put that on1349.463.78
you'll be good yeah I don't even have a1351.5593.721
torch on me right now I got a sparkler1353.243.96
there you go awesome look at that that1355.283.48
looks nice thank you there you go what's1357.24.02
your first sauna hey my first what first1358.764.94
sauna1361.222.48
persona1364.723.0
you save yourself the uh oh wait like1376.0595.921
furries right yeah oh there you go big1379.0394.861
boy wait can I not take the bat what if1381.983.9
you hold r Wait what if you travel and1383.94.139
then hop on the bat well I think we went1385.886.06
South went South again okay okay get out1388.0395.221
of this bubble oh my God get out of the1391.943.54
bubble bubble wait okay you have to be1393.263.84
will it take me if I'm in the bubble I1395.483.54
don't know God I don't know will it I1397.13.0
don't know I'm getting out of the bubble1399.022.159
I'm out of the bubble I don't want to1400.12.699
get I don't want to go with you I hope I1401.1793.321
don't take all these bats1402.7994.74
you better move the bats God what if I1404.56.0
go in okay1407.5392.961
oh okay1414.645.08
oh God it took one of the bats oh [ __ ]1417.084.8
why am I here are you in here where the1419.724.02
[ __ ] am I do you have a light no I ain't1421.884.44
got no damn light Jesus Jesus what if1423.745.16
you sucked me into you mule where the1426.324.5
hell am I it's dark but hey good good1428.94.08
news you got a bat yeah no cool I got a1430.824.739
bat hold on let me get a damn see where1432.984.26
the hell where the hell are we names get1435.5593.12
a rock that's what you wanted to get I1437.243.12
want to get a rock so I can make a damn1438.6795.521
torch ah gotcha let's see where are we1440.366.54
um we're in a different Realm looks like1444.24.38
the same world we live in though there's1446.94.2
the volcano wait a minute yeah what oh1448.584.38
did we just just travel has that been a1451.13.42
possibility this whole [ __ ] time you1452.964.28
just travel around the map1454.522.72
dude like a Multiverse let's just fly up1458.1793.901
in the air and look around yeah1460.343.6
oh you see that you see the damn volcano1462.083.719
over there that's our volcano is our1463.943.9
castle of it yeah it's gotta be this1465.7993.601
looks like where we live I didn't1467.842.94
realize we lived in [ __ ] Badlands1469.42.58
well there's called different things1470.783.3
yeah I don't know now is this like an1471.984.14
alternate universe count this looks just1474.085.099
like up there this Victory okay yeah man1476.124.679
here I was thinking I wasn't like a1479.1793.661
Wonderland all the time so you died in1480.7993.841
Vanna land yeah so that means your1482.843.66
stuff's around here somewhere no I1484.644.62
didn't die here did I did I I don't know1486.54.98
man I did where's my stuff I don't know1489.264.32
okay you got to start looking because1491.483.36
you know how this thing works the1493.583.0
timer's gonna go down yep that's my day1494.843.42
so all right oh yeah I'll go with you1496.583.36
I'll watch your back I wonder where1498.263.72
Simon is is he inventiland too no1499.943.479
telling1501.984.559
all right this is ridiculous can I get1503.4197.321
up here where am I oh oh okay I'm1506.5396.361
finally out of that nonsense look at1510.746.12
this okay so I need to go1512.96.96
man I really wish I had a torch I can't1516.865.64
even see my freak I can't see [ __ ] this1519.864.5
is ridiculous1522.54.44
you know I'm not really sure what to do1524.363.179
um1526.942.7
they just kind of warped away magically1527.5394.26
I saved you guys well approach saved one1529.644.56
of you beyond I'm glad I got you do I1531.7994.021
start just teleporting around randomly1534.23.479
to try and help my friends or just sit1535.824.08
here where it's warm and I have a1537.6793.12
sparkler1539.91.98
I think I'm just gonna play with my1540.7992.221
sparkler1541.883.96
wee1543.023.66
wee1545.843.839
[Music]1546.686.02
all right I'm bored1549.6793.021
you don't see any bag out here no you1552.983.84
know what now that I think about it I1555.443.719
think it was a different realm which one1556.824.2
so you know what I think I went to the1559.1593.481
one that I tried to escape to when I1561.023.96
when I was dying okay but maybe I never1562.644.44
made it there so we went to the deadly1564.983.54
one and that's where you died in the1567.083.18
deadly one yeah you ready let's do this1568.524.019
one yeah I'm ready okay1570.264.019
um here we go now it's deadly but we1572.5393.601
have bats so yeah yeah yeah yeah super1574.2793.481
deadly super deadly looking forward to1576.142.94
going why are you walking out of the1577.762.519
bubble I'm just checking what's over1579.083.12
here I mean Bubba's gonna close pretty1580.2793.78
soon oh is it oh I'll hop back in there1582.23.719
before it closes no you're not what are1584.0593.6
you talking about leaving me no I'm not1585.9193.481
it sounds like you're leaving me close1587.6593.181
to me don't you try to get close to me1589.42.82
this is goodbye we should both put our1590.843.36
hands on the glass like they do in the1592.223.12
movies1594.24.2
so yeah up and wonder keep your eye out1595.347.26
ah bag yes oh this is perfect good deal1598.46.3
there it is we're gonna not gonna stay1602.63.48
here long because oh you know what I got1604.73.839
the clothes though here we go uh just1606.084.56
take all oh I'm freezing aren't I crap1608.5394.321
let's grab this gotta hurry transfer1610.645.88
transfer okay sorry sorry old neeb's guy1612.865.76
let's see what are we at what are we at1616.524.139
oh man we're freezing wait okay let's1618.624.5
just park it man if I die again I swear1620.6594.921
here we go let's go into this one I1623.124.679
don't know where to go ah crap and1625.584.44
wonder keep me warm it's gonna happen1627.7996.061
again isn't it come on tell it better1630.026.06
believe this I wasn't even wearing the1633.864.46
clothes1636.082.24
all right Jason Todd I don't want to1639.24.32
hang out with you a lot so uh let's1640.885.52
figure this out if we are in fact in1643.524.86
vandaland I guess we're in the center1646.44.32
but if I were to go to realm1648.385.76
teleportation and then yeah all right so1650.726.6
we're in vandalan let's try to go to the1654.144.74
West because that's closer to our base1657.323.479
remember the West part of the West that1658.883.36
doesn't make any damn sense but let's1660.7992.701
give it a shot let's give it a shot1662.242.939
Jason Todd man this would have been a1663.53.059
much easier way to travel around the map1665.1792.88
oh I wonder if we'll suck this penguin1666.5592.941
in here with us come on penguin I want1668.0593.24
to get it sucked into an environment you1669.53.779
don't know and you're gonna get eaten by1671.2993.961
a damn Raptor immediately1673.2794.621
you ever seen a bat before Mr Pinky are1675.263.779
you crawling right under there aren't1677.94.879
you getting you a little action1679.0393.74
[Music]1685.13.16
[Music]1696.985.269
oh all right and then we are where the1703.1796.161
hell are we climb up in the top oh God1706.74.859
it is freezing here oh wait Jesus Christ1709.344.38
I'm an idiot I should have gone East oh1711.5594.141
my god wow that's really dumb that's1713.722.82
really dumb1715.73.0
[Laughter]1716.546.2
I got East and West completely mixed up1718.74.04
from Todd but we are still in vandaland1723.9194.62
so vandaland East and the western part1726.024.56
of the east side of vandalan but this1728.5393.901
has been found pissed we could have been1730.583.18
getting all over the map the entire time1732.443.66
this week Jason Todd I kind of blame you1733.763.96
even though it's not your fault at all1736.14.079
we're idiots we're really stupid like I1737.723.72
said now we're in Vanna land what a1740.1792.821
stupid word not as dumb as not being1741.443.78
able to store milk in a goddamn1743.03.48
refrigerator1745.224.04
foreign1746.482.78
get away from everything yeah is that1759.14.42
far enough away I hope so that bubble1761.723.839
touches me I swear to God I'm trying not1763.524.259
to but you want help I'll help you um1765.5593.84
nope you're gonna freeze the death okay1767.7793.181
thanks for looking out friend it's my1769.3993.9
bird in the bear yep sure is I'll be1770.964.26
back you think they'd speed this up I1773.2994.081
said goodbye too early yeah now now it's1775.224.079
awkward yeah best of luck though I mean1777.383.24
still like you I don't even know how to1779.2992.821
time it right I Want to Say Goodbye at1780.623.559
the right moment all right three1782.128.039
two one goodbye uh two that was perfect1784.1798.98
that was perfect be ready neebs be ready1790.1596.421
okay oh there you are standby okay and1793.1596.801
we're already dying let's see seven1796.583.38
here we go1800.025.56
this light fire man Wonder sit tight I'm1801.9195.101
trying to warm this up you don't care1805.583.9
you're fine with it cold and I'm still1807.024.2
doing this all right listen I gotta get1809.483.9
this this fires are not helping at all1811.225.16
are they okay got it all here we go1813.386.419
fire okay hit it there we go and we just1816.385.58
want to go to easy why not sleeping and1819.7993.48
dead players will not be teleported not1821.964.92
a problem okay goodbye dead body oh wait1823.2797.26
I gotta wait no don't die please1826.885.46
where there's gonna be so many dead1830.5394.321
bodies here let's get near the Fire come1832.344.02
on1834.863.12
crazy1836.365.66
I swear I swear just teleport1837.987.199
where am I where am I1842.027.68
ah we made it we made it1845.1797.86
oh I can't believe it those fires did1849.74.3
nothing1853.0392.821
all right you know where we are I don't1854.04.679
know where we are okay anyway we did it1855.864.559
we're gonna celebrate with some nice1858.6794.521
women milk1860.4192.781
[Applause]1864.2115.26
[Music]1865.1814.29

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