*WARNING* Do Not Tame Animals Like this!!! - Ark Survival Ascended

Warning to all Ark Survival Ascended players... do not tame animals like this or they might end up broken, glitched, and useless!!! Hallowe...
*WARNING* Do Not Tame Animals Like this!!! - Ark Survival Ascended
*WARNING* Do Not Tame Animals Like this!!! - Ark Survival Ascended

*WARNING* Do Not Tame Animals Like this!!! - Ark Survival Ascended

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neebs: So, I just watched that video titled *WARNING* Do Not Tame Animals Like this!!! and honestly, I can't stop laughing. I mean, who thought taming an animal could lead to it being broken and useless? It's like a DIY project gone horribly wrong!

simon: Right? It's like they were trying to tame a T-Rex with a rubber chicken! I can just picture it now: 'Hey, look at my new pet! Oh wait, where did it go? Oh no, it's glitched into the void!'

appsro: And don't you love the warning? It's like they needed to spell it out for everyone! 'Warning: This is not how you tame animals!' I mean, is there a manual for that? Maybe I missed the 'Taming 101' class in Ark Survival Ascended!

neebs: Exactly! And then you have the aftermath: broken pets just wandering around, confused and glitchy. It's like they need a support group for all the animals that were tamed incorrectly! 'Hi, I'm Rex, and I have trust issues because of my last owner.'

simon: Ha! That would be a great spin-off series: 'Animal Rehab: The Glitch Chronicles.' I can see it now, a bunch of pixelated dinosaurs talking about their traumas. 'I was supposed to be a fierce companion, but now I'm just a floating head!'

appsro: And let's not forget the epic fails in the comments! 'I tried to tame a Brontosaurus and now it just sits there, staring into the abyss. Help!' It's like they need a glitchy pet hotline!



Hey there, fellow Ark Survival Ascended fans! Have you ever found yourself in a sticky situation while trying to tame those wild creatures? Well, our favorite YouTube channel, Neebs Gaming, has dropped an eye-opening video that you absolutely need to check out! It’s a friendly warning about the pitfalls of taming animals the wrong way. Trust me, if you don’t want your newly tamed buddies to end up broken, glitched, and totally useless, you’ll want to pay attention!

In true Neebs fashion, the guys dive deep into some hilarious mishaps and share their experiences that’ll make you laugh and maybe even cringe a little. They break down what can go wrong when you're taming animals and offer some solid tips to keep your Ark experience smooth sailing. Seriously, it’s a must-watch for anyone looking to level up their taming game and avoid those pesky glitches!

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The Game

You definitely should check it out!

Man, have you seen Neebs Gaming's Ark Survival Ascended series? It's honestly the most entertaining Ark content out there. The way they tell an immersive story while progressing through the game is just masterful.

I'll never forget the first episode when they woke up on the beach and started punching trees and crafting tools. Seeing their primitive thatch huts slowly evolve into an impressive base with tamed dinosaurs was so satisfying. And the taming montages with the epic music swelling in the background - chills!

Of course, they always find ways to goof off and have fun along the way. Like when Simon flew too close to the swamp and got his Pteranodon eaten by a Kaprosuchus. I was crying from laughing so hard! Or when Neebs kited a T-Rex into Thick's base just to mess with him. Their antics never get old.

And you can't forget the stellar voice acting and improv comedy. The way they all stay in character and play off each other is comedic gold. I love Neebs' bold leadership as the tribe's founder, Thick's lovable idiocy, Appsro's quiet wisdom, and Simon's goofy aloofness. Their dynamic just works so well together.

Overall, Neebs Gaming's cinematic style is the absolute best way to experience Ark short of playing it yourself. No other YouTube channel makes the game look so fun and adventurous. It really feels like you're right there surviving alongside them. I'd recommend their Ascended series to any Ark or Neebs fan in a heartbeat!


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Transcript

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Die Gathering2.323.92
ever bring your butts to hord Fest3.645.4
November 2nd Halloween weekend come6.244.359
party with us in the fun pimps as we9.043.24
celebrate the full release of seven days10.5994.401
to die and check out the new blood12.286.72
moons it's at TS okay okay it's at TBS15.05.96
Brewery in North Dallas just follow the19.03.88
link in the description oh20.965.009
[Music]22.883.089
Dallas hey who put pants on me oh those27.847.52
look nice oh who's going to die I think32.7596.12
it was neees R is I didn't put pants on35.366.4
oh wait has done it I did not done it R38.8795.16
has done it no didn't done it wait a41.764.639
second you guys got pteranodons yeah we44.0394.441
got pteranodons did you get pteranodons46.3994.241
one has a saddle this one's pretty they48.485.399
both have Saddles they mine they both50.644.68
have Saddles are you having that glitchy53.8792.601
thing again I'm having that glitchy55.322.64
thing I can't see the saddle on this one56.483.16
Simon take the saddle off of this one57.963.96
well then can take off the saddle on his59.644.36
right is door not out here oh wait D is61.924.32
this one yours oh yeah take it off pop64.03.799
back up there we go now to your saddle66.244.6
there sad you guys can go flying yeah67.7994.521
been working towards that it's a matter70.845.0
of time we just had to oh Dora M can I72.327.24
have your pteron no why why not it's my75.847.04
pteron it's pretty selfish Dres man what79.564.84
I'll play you you put pants on them then82.883.72
you won't even get in the te it on I84.44.52
didn't put the I didn't put the86.64.92
pants beat you with I was on your side I88.924.0
beat you with this club someone just91.523.76
should fess up to the pants putting well92.924.72
I I think I said who it was oh well so95.285.0
did I I know but you were lying maybe97.644.159
you were lying now hold up back up why100.284.4
is everybody naked we're not naked you101.7994.6
don't see clothes I don't see clothes104.684.399
what I'll don't take clothes n I'm106.3994.76
taking these off dirty dirty clothes all109.0793.201
right now take your clothes off put your111.1593.361
clothes back on man I leave for like a112.283.56
week and everything's gone to Hell whole114.523.48
game broke well it was fine without you115.845.52
how's that yeah it's fine EES here we go118.06.36
good no you121.366.679
sucker you're a bad124.363.679
person uh Dora I'll play you in poker128.165.2
for your pterodon for my and I'll offer130.4795.321
a blue Raptor over there man you got me133.364.04
right in the Hat I know I got you right135.82.96
in the Hat I'll get you right in the ass137.43.08
next time you piss me off that's a good138.764.44
shot you got a deal you got a oh all140.484.52
right we'll play you some poker baby143.25.8
yeah yeah yeah145.04.0
[Music]151.4413.519
oh you won that round yeah all right I162.644.48
I'll call you on this one [ __ ] all right164.9593.56
I'm going to play more aggressively you167.125.56
watch out okay oh you aggressive are you168.5194.161
yeah o what you going to do how you173.643.599
going to handle it like that right up175.763.44
the bat line right up the bat oh yeah177.2394.321
well I I'll raise you right off the bat179.24.119
oh [ __ ] yeah that's right I can play181.564.72
aggressive too [ __ ] let play the183.3196.161
poker here we go now that's a big pot186.285.44
right there oo ooh189.484.759
baby [ __ ] you know I'll bet another 20 I191.724.92
don't care [ __ ] see what happens all194.2394.681
right what have I started yeah hell I'll196.646.48
bet 20 more [ __ ] give me Jack high winds198.927.959
yeah let's see oh man203.125.72
[ __ ] all right yeah you know what I'm206.8795.44
bet 40 what yeah bring that on bring208.845.319
that on dingdong was really dumb throw212.3192.961
that throw that damn throw that damn214.1593.321
chip on the table [ __ ] throw that chip215.285.28
on the table what's that Pelican [ __ ]217.486.24
I'm a bad poker player [ __ ] yeah yeah220.566.759
yeah see got that par s s sitting in my223.726.96
pocket yeah that was really dumb of me I227.3194.92
got230.685.72
this so nees beautiful day for a a boat232.2397.681
ride yeah um what is the what's the plan236.44.839
again I wanted to get some animals we239.924.039
don't have like docas cuz see all this241.2394.761
Stone I mean this boat looks ridiculous243.9594.041
right yeah so that's why we need a246.04.439
didicas well cuz it looks ridiculous248.05.04
well the didicas will help us get stone250.4393.921
quicker you know you always chopping253.043.0
with an ax set of stone yeah I know it254.362.719
Rhymes though that's what I was going256.043.24
for yeah no I like what you did okay257.0794.0
good so yes I assumed it would be good259.284.12
for stone um but I don't know what it261.0794.12
looks like watch out for that oh that263.43.96
was close so yeah there's some stuff265.1993.72
around here it gets pretty dangerous is267.363.16
there a bed on here268.9195.961
uh y yeah okay that's good but uh yep I270.525.76
guess we'll just head on up the coast274.884.12
and see if we can get lucky now now the276.284.12
do Dickus isn't big enough you're about279.03.68
to hit a duck hit the duck oh boy we280.45.519
have a friend all right hello friend how282.686.799
are you can I tame you easily somehow285.9195.921
how about this we do this289.4795.56
uh-oh yep got him you get him can we291.845.079
stop and then we'll do yeah he did295.0393.72
should I stop I'll stop why are you296.9193.681
running wow he's already I thought he298.7594.0
was stopped he might have just been300.63.96
stuck on the boat oh well I thought I302.7594.0
threw a freaking thing at him I guess I304.565.8
was wrong well that was fun it306.7596.081
was I'm going to raise this one to 40 I310.365.04
got a good feeling do you yeah smart312.845.799
poker mhm got to be smart about it smart315.46.4
as Hill all right yeah this is a smart318.6396.321
poker smart poker smart poker yeah I'm321.86.6
going I'm going raise this bit324.968.0
120 I'm fing oh folding now yeah yeah I328.45.799
I'll take that there no you will you're332.962.72
doing really really334.1994.44
good [ __ ] I've played a lot of Red Dead335.686.04
poker a lot a lot Red Dead poker I can338.6396.0
tell you got that red dead style mhm341.724.8
talk like John marsten well I ain't344.6396.161
never done blah blah blah346.524.28
uh all right go ahead all right I'm351.085.62
raising this bit we oh my353.165.0
[Music]356.76.339
God I'm there dumb game oh you're oh358.166.96
yeah now we got now we got us a ra hey363.0395.56
we got us a game baby you idiot I know365.127.199
yeah son of a [ __ ] I can't all right368.5996.561
I'll call I'll call let's do it oh372.3195.841
that's a big pot that's a big old pot oh375.166.72
[ __ ] oh no oh boy how a going to handle378.165.12
it how you going to handle it it's your381.883.599
turn you idiot no oh I'll bet a little383.285.0
bit why not throw some in the pot I'm385.4795.44
all in you [ __ ] all in yeah it's my388.284.56
only choice I'll go all in yeah let's do390.9193.801
it am am I about to get a Pteranodon392.842.799
Andor394.724.919
Raptor come on baby yeah baby what oh I395.6396.56
done it you son of a [ __ ] I had three399.6396.881
queens I'm going flying son of a402.1997.921
[ __ ] you got lucky as [ __ ] there ooh406.525.04
what's uh wait which one's yours what's410.124.04
its name uh not stubborn [ __ ] not411.564.96
stubborn it was this one wasn't it yeah414.166.039
yeah stubborn [ __ ] I said it was416.525.6
okay oh is stubborn he doesn't like to420.1993.961
fly with how fat I am I got to lose some422.124.639
weight fat fat fatty good game though424.164.12
yeah it was it was all right I can't426.7594.321
believe you won that last [ __ ] game I428.284.88
had three queens should have quit while431.083.6
you're head433.167.039
partner you got to have faith Arthur434.685.519
do you want to go get it get you see it449.7595.761
I did he was in the mosh pit there for a453.0397.361
second is he alive uh he was but yep455.526.64
he's not moving I see him you see little460.43.919
ball with blood on it no which way you462.163.64
looking you look at him gu need to get464.3193.28
right behind right behind me yep all465.84.16
right so right behind you he's kind of467.5993.961
almost the same color as the Rocks he's469.963.0
got a couple little horns sticking out471.564.039
of him holy [ __ ] and he's just bald up472.964.84
there he looks like he's breathing to me475.5994.401
okay well I I don't see him man if they477.83.76
could kill that Raptor that would help480.04.08
the birds if they killed the Raptor um481.564.16
is that even a that's not even that484.083.04
looks like it's not a raptor it looks485.722.96
like something that looks like a raptor487.123.519
is it a raptor it looks like a raptor to488.685.16
me okay yeah I'm looking behind the490.6394.84
birds right now and all I see is rocks493.843.28
in water now he's to the right of the495.4795.201
birds to the right of the birds oh the497.125.359
little spiky thing with the red yeah I500.683.44
see him that's that's easy oh and502.4794.081
there's a practically dead uh whatever504.126.44
they called so yep don't a safe way to506.567.159
get up there right now sneak attack okay510.565.039
let's get the boat drive around sneak513.7194.361
attack yep we can do this and sneak up515.5994.8
on this boat but you need to like maybe518.084.399
back up and then go to the right what do520.3993.281
you think yeah we're going to go back522.4792.761
down the beach a little safer that way523.684.599
yeah good525.243.039
call okay you're not a stubborn [ __ ]528.5195.561
anymore your name is tie dye boom yeah530.886.28
and you look awful all right tiedye you534.084.92
ready for our first flight yeah you're537.163.679
going to love me me I'm like the best539.03.88
one of the group all right I do have to540.8393.641
keep an eye on your stamina that's right542.884.44
you pteranodons have the worst stamina544.485.88
but I think if I throw all of my points547.325.6
into stamina you can be a strong boy or550.364.0
girl I didn't really look at you see552.923.4
what you are look at this we can get the554.364.2
lay of the land now yeah there's the556.324.72
tower yeah oh wait that one Cottage I558.565.04
couldn't get to I'm going to fly to it561.044.44
yeah this is great tie-dye you and me563.65.679
are going to be best friends565.483.799
hello friend I like your like your back569.87.96
pattern quite a bit quite a bit I do hi572.727.52
um I'll explain later I just hope that577.764.04
you're a decent580.243.76
level listen you kind of look like581.86.279
you're wearing like a like a skeleton uh584.06.76
costume all right thank you so much all588.0795.561
right everything clear cool cool we good590.767.88
to go I love you oh damn level 90 hell593.646.48
yeah598.645.68
oh yeah this should only take like 4600.126.56
[Music]604.324.959
hours man look at this we're chasing606.685.68
poop you pooped and it's Fallen can I609.2795.961
grab the poop out of the air do want to612.365.159
drop I want to I want to catch that turd615.246.279
so bad that falling turd where is yeah617.5195.281
there's no way that it won't give it the621.5193.56
prompt yeah I mean I could have if it622.83.479
would given the promp at w all right625.0793.241
let's check this place626.2794.921
out man I hope there's something here628.324.88
tight spot here super tight spot let's631.24.52
see oh my God which way do I get off633.24.16
because I don't want to don't want to635.723.04
get up and637.363.599
fall all right you back up you don't638.763.56
back up okay here's what we're going to640.9593.801
do we're going to go no you fell all642.324.079
right right here right here and then644.763.8
we're going to hop off hopefully nope646.3994.321
not that way okay that's fine come on648.564.079
get to this oh the weather's really nice650.725.48
right now okay yes look at this a map of652.6395.721
the island what is this a refrigerator656.24.56
what's in this nothing that's a658.365.64
refrigerator more and pesle nothing in660.768.24
that but yeah sh what we got hit yeah664.07.76
that's a pitchfork that is a669.05.76
journeyman's pitchfork I have never seen671.765.84
a pitchfork ever in this game oh and a674.766.48
torch never turn down a good torch this677.65.84
I have a681.245.64
pitchfork I came all the way up here683.444.8
gambled for a686.883.59
pterodon or a688.243.96
[Music]690.475.049
pitchfork meow God whoever lived here692.25.24
must have been a farmer all right695.5194.041
tie-dye we got a pitchfork697.445.48
now lucky699.563.36
us all right nees yep you you should704.765.8
have plenty okay I just don't I mean it707.764.84
takes a lot of resources I know but I I710.564.079
I understand that but how about this we712.64.52
also just need a small little place to714.6394.161
jump into to get a little bit of cover a717.122.64
little safe718.82.68
you're talking about no I'm like four719.764.199
Foundation like maybe I mean even that721.483.96
it might take all that so maybe these723.9592.88
four right here we have a little safe725.443.639
room oh you're doing it right here yes726.8393.481
of course I thought you were doing729.0793.0
something on land of course this is much730.324.879
easier yeah it'll go with us please okay732.0794.56
let me try see what I can build real735.1992.801
quick fine but you know you should be736.6393.161
doing it over here cuz you got to drive738.04.04
the boat so we need to do the cover over739.84.399
here no we might we're going to get off742.044.479
the boat yeah say if we are getting744.1994.521
attacked by 10 Birds right don't we want746.5194.721
to get in here and drive and then be748.724.88
able to drive and have cover isn't that751.244.959
a good point and all we need are ceiling753.65.359
pieces and then freaking just two walls756.1994.2
right here leave this whole thing open758.9593.521
okay I like that just ceiling pieces760.3994.481
yeah here we go oh that's okay that's762.484.359
better yep okay so we're just going to764.884.959
work on a ceiling so the seil and do it766.8394.921
boom what does abser say let's talk more769.8393.761
do something like that I want to see the771.763.4
baby I want you to smack it I've heard773.62.919
him say the baby one never heard the775.163.0
other one I they he said kill the baby776.5194.601
or smack it778.162.96
[Music]782.728.559
wow this bush is a whole lot thicker787.9596.521
than it used to be she has let herself791.2795.68
go I'm kind of scared to go in there cuz794.484.719
I know I know there's cats but it seems796.9594.641
so much more dense than it used to be799.1993.801
all right but I'm I'm I'm peeking into801.62.799
the803.03.36
Redwoods this look cool there's a804.3993.921
waterfall down there tiedye there's806.363.88
nothing behind those and they're nothing808.322.92
but810.244.0
disappointments oh ruins you know what811.245.12
that means there's a box there that I814.246.279
never want to touch oh lots of ruins and816.368.279
a oh my God look at this820.5194.12
tie this is the most majestic thing I've824.763.36
ever827.245.399
seen a moose with antlers raising bugs828.127.959
bucking bugs tiye good okay no taking832.6395.841
off that's the other thing about this uh836.0794.601
this game TI die you'll come to love you838.483.799
know anytime you're trying to enjoy840.684.8
something it won't let you ever God damn842.2797.0
this place is pretty holy845.483.799
shito oo I'm sweating gamer all my gamer850.569.519
sweat oh oh oh tie dye oh cool me off854.449.44
baby ooo my graphics card made me too860.07910.281
H oh dear oh oh863.889.28
[Music]870.365.839
um I don't know man you kind of just873.165.84
wait around for them to kill themselves876.1995.0
right which the birds are looking very879.04.12
healthy and they're probably just doing881.1993.801
a very inefficient job of hurting these883.123.6
animals they seem to be running off now885.02.88
oh look they're running away oh no886.722.919
they're back I'm going to get in a887.884.519
little closer yeah do that wouldn't that889.6394.041
be something if we could just sneak in892.3992.601
here893.683.68
yeah if we could get him on the boat and895.04.68
scoop him and then drive away man I wish897.364.36
we had some like bait or something all899.683.279
right we want to have this we can we can901.723.4
run away if we have to oh man he's902.9594.721
walking away from us come on buddy uh905.124.0
what would907.685.04
happen have TR arrows ready Tran arrows909.125.68
o you know what he probably takes912.724.2
berries don't have any berries probably914.85.839
you don't have any berries M nope [ __ ]916.925.839
poorly I have St berries same here the920.6394.521
only ones I have are stimberries the922.7594.801
crap ones let's go get they are crap925.164.599
this looking pretty good come on buddy927.563.759
everything's down that way and the doic929.7593.64
is there yeah come on buddy here here931.3194.601
I'll bend over you can smell my smell my933.3994.68
balls let's just go for it you ready but935.923.359
go for it how I thought we were supposed938.0792.961
to like let's just knock him out see939.2793.56
what happens okay well I'm not I'm not941.043.799
ready but you could start it okay and942.8394.68
I'm almost ready here we go does he944.8395.081
fight I don't know oh he's chasing me947.5194.12
good perfect we can get him where we949.923.56
want him good oh perfect that's great951.6393.64
get him on the thing oh that's awesome953.483.76
try get him I'm going to shoot him one955.2793.161
more time with an arrow is he turning957.243.079
towards you BBE let's let's get back958.443.44
here come on this way yep get up here960.3193.841
come on buddy get him right up on here961.883.6
get over here should I shoot him one964.163.84
more time sure boom right in the face y965.484.68
oh come on oh he swung oh yeah you did968.04.319
you want to come up here yeah okay go970.163.4
through the door all right come on get972.3193.08
up you go right here through the door973.564.719
get in I want him we want him to get up975.3995.041
I shot him in the face again okay oh978.2794.721
he's on he's on yes he is perfect shot980.445.199
him again right in the face yep come on983.04.6
baby right in the tail oh another one985.6393.841
too right here we go yeah yeah you know987.64.2
you want to be with us you do let's just989.484.52
not kill him this is the best place in991.83.519
the world this could be right now it994.02.88
really is come on let's just not kill995.3193.241
him can we see his health he's not996.883.36
bleeding no he's not I'm shoot him in998.563.519
the tail okay there you go there's one1000.243.279
in the tail maybe the tail is the best1002.0793.32
place to do it maybe so yeah I'm already1003.5193.24
out no more ammo yeah that was I had1005.3993.201
like nine TR ARS oh you're out okay I'll1006.7595.161
take tough to get oh he just he went out1008.66.2
unconscious on the boat this is a1011.925.08
perfect mission could not have worked1014.84.92
any better it can do think we're jinxing1017.04.48
anything right now I know he's getting a1019.724.039
belly full of stimberries oh and he's1021.483.479
you know what he's also getting a belly1023.7594.08
full of family and love well I would1024.9596.12
have accepted both answers1027.8393.24
Jack oh God man I am sorry tiye I am1032.125.559
really dumb I got so caught up in1036.244.16
exploring that I forgot that I don't1037.6794.841
have any food on me um you have a little1040.44.24
bit of meeting you God but I got to1042.523.24
build a1044.645.0
fire okay come on1045.765.64
okay might be spending the night here1049.643.399
which hey I'm not complaining about this1051.44.36
Sunset good wait is that a quitzel1053.0396.041
Sunset and a quitzel that's gorgeous but1055.764.68
uh I don't know what else is what is1059.082.8
that okay that's an argentavis I just1060.443.56
saw feathers look at that mountain way1061.884.44
over there in the distance God damn this1064.05.48
is pretty all right why is my T po1066.326.359
blinking what did I eat oh God now it's1069.486.36
no it's ice Cuban can I make another1072.6796.48
fire that's not doing it still still ice1075.845.199
Cuban and now I'm out of food1079.1595.681
again oh God am I that's the fire [ __ ]1081.0395.281
all right what I got one piece of food1084.846.36
left oh my God I hate to do it I'm1086.327.719
crafting pants I don't want to oh God1091.24.28
I'm not I'm not having oh wait no that1094.0393.441
wasn't pants that's damn cosmetic why do1095.483.559
I need to craft pants fiber I don't have1097.483.679
any fiber I don't have any1099.0394.041
fiber could be dangerous down there in1101.1594.321
those trees but I got to risk it why is1103.083.92
it so cold1105.483.96
here listen need1107.04.48
yeah we got to get out of here if I move1109.443.32
the boat I think he's going to come off1111.483.36
of it but we need to try it might you1112.763.88
might be right but we need to and we'll1114.843.319
leave him here we'll come back and bring1116.643.919
berries right yeah or it'll stay so1118.1594.561
let's go and let's go nice and slow see1120.5593.48
what happens he moving with us is he1122.722.72
moving with us moving with us that's1124.0393.721
right no he's not yes he is now go slow1125.444.2
you take this if there's any reason to1127.763.919
take it easy he's now is he still there1129.643.84
yes that's why we have to take it easy1131.6792.801
we don't know if it's going to glitch1133.483.439
out unbelievable stay very close to the1134.484.84
coast and let's get some freaking1136.9194.401
berries okay we want to keep him from1139.324.12
clipping anything of course we want to1141.324.12
keep we we right now you can navigate1143.443.44
right through these suckers right here1145.443.479
okay I just don't want the rocks to hit1146.884.159
him well I mean then you stay away from1148.9196.521
the Rocks he's on the boat okay I'd say1151.0396.401
come come over here oh [ __ ] you hit a1155.445.119
Little Rock yep okay back there you go1157.446.68
now now go hug go park park let's get1160.5595.281
some uh let's get some freaking let's1164.123.24
get to a place we just see a ton of1165.843.52
bushes all right that's it's fine up1167.364.28
here safer all right I'm just going to1169.367.12
watch good old do Rus okay look at all1171.647.159
those bushes full of berries that's a1176.484.12
good spot this where we do it let's do1178.7994.041
it jumping out oh that was like a movie1180.63.76
I jumped out when the boat was pulling1182.843.92
up still moving it was great yeah be B1184.365.24
it's three staring nees and Simon Whoa1186.766.08
man three the third one this this1189.66.68
franchise is a hit I love it coming soon1192.847.64
to a theater near you1196.284.2
come on this is insane this is insane1200.645.6
this is one of those things like this is1204.6793.36
why I hate this game sometimes going to1206.246.04
die besides two campfires and a [ __ ]1208.0397.721
torch well keep the Pelican company I'll1212.284.639
have to come back for you guys you guys1215.762.76
are going to be way out here I don't1216.9194.441
have a bed bed's all the way back home I1218.526.0
hope you guys make it I really do God I1221.366.199
tried I tried my damnest look at this no1224.526.0
one can say I I went out not trying I1227.5594.761
don't have any fiber to make pants I1230.523.519
would have made pants I would I would1232.323.44
have sacrificed myself to make the pants1234.0393.321
did you just take a [ __ ] right in the1235.764.2
middle of meat about to die That is rude1237.364.84
that is absolutely1239.965.719
rude froze to death under a mountain1242.28.599
went out too far was well fall1245.6795.12
okay eventual1258.7994.201
Barbara we've been safe for a minute1260.884.72
what a lovely night a lovely night it1263.05.799
feel good looking at your skeleton look1265.64.6
made me think of a name and it was1268.7993.76
Barbara isn't that weird had nothing to1270.25.12
do with how you look but you're1272.5595.761
Barbara1275.323.0
M yes Barbara yes hurry up1278.645.399
please are we looking oh this guy's1285.43.639
taking1288.2794.801
faster than most animals uh yeah still1289.0398.0
37% I mean this could be a minute right1293.086.88
how many more narcotics you got I got a1297.0397.721
bunch okay hey hello is it warm here uh1299.966.76
you in the boat oh yeah I think I'm in1304.762.799
the1306.723.52
boat oh hey yeah there hey what's up1307.5596.801
fellas how you um oh man uh I froze to1310.247.0
death okay beside two fires and torch1314.364.84
yeah that happens yeah I know I I I am1317.243.28
so happy it happens it's such a1319.24.079
wonderful game mechanic but uh I looked1320.525.48
at the map and I noticed where I died is1323.2795.4
like not too far from here like NES you1326.03.799
remember that River you dropped me off1328.6793.281
at that one time um like just right down1329.7993.48
the beach yeah where you were going on1331.963.199
about waterfalls yes I think if you1333.2793.28
could get me over there and I could get1335.1593.681
to that River I could go up that River1336.5594.641
and possibly get back to uh the1338.844.92
Pteranodon and the Pelican oh boy okay1341.25.359
um yep we'll try we're taming an animal1343.766.0
right now so if if you can you two keep1346.5595.72
an eye on this dodicis and I will try to1349.764.32
move the boat and let's hope if he wakes1352.2792.921
up tell me oh wait no you know what1354.082.88
we're not far from it I think the water1355.22.959
yeah the water's just right up that hill1356.962.0
right there you know what I think I can1358.1592.0
make it from here he's going to run it1358.962.719
yeah I'm just going to run it yeah yeah1360.1593.801
do that okay I'm hungry I need to get1361.6795.521
berries oh God I got nothing okay I this1363.964.199
probably isn't going to work but I'll1367.23.959
try good luck thank you [ __ ] we might1368.1596.681
see you soon you won't you might maybe1371.1596.681
hopefully1374.843.0
[Music]1382.629.05
[Applause]1389.097.479
[Music]1391.674.899
man look at this area dude this is1396.7995.441
gorgeous good1399.444.96
God sorry just got to I got to1402.244.84
appreciate it got to appreciate it1404.45.399
started out with pong you know1407.084.92
uh-oh am I1409.7996.201
stuck no I'm not stuck what is this get1412.07.159
me out of this wait did it break oh God1416.05.24
what1419.1592.081
a is it bad if I feed it a couple more1428.485.84
no let him eat that's how he he he has1431.724.72
to eat himself I think no we always feed1434.324.479
him nope that's why it's so low had this1436.444.92
conversation so many times I I swear if1438.7993.88
that would be easy if you could just1441.362.96
force feed him you have to force feed1442.6793.961
the the the the what you call we don't1444.324.04
need to have this conversation again1446.642.72
that's how you learn though you don't1448.363.0
want no I don't I don't I still don't1449.364.6
believe you but that's okay hey welcome1451.368.319
back hey hi hi you're happy no no I1453.968.44
think I think I I I I just got stuck on1459.6795.24
a branch and killed myself with my own1462.44.04
pickaxe I don't see how that's possible1464.9193.841
I don't see how it's possible either n1466.444.119
okay stuck on a br you sure something1468.765.159
else didn't kill you it may it may have1470.5595.321
in said I killed myself up at the top I1473.9195.64
saw that you didn't fall no I was on a1475.885.96
branch and I was stuck and I thought oh1479.5593.881
I'll take the pickaxe and I'll destroy1481.843.959
the branch right W WAP WAP you killed1483.443.76
yourself first I've ever heard of that1485.7993.161
first I've ever heard of two things1487.23.12
what's your1488.963.959
plan try to run back do you want some1490.324.2
grab some supplies from the boat first1492.9193.681
what kind of supplies I mean there's1494.523.519
there's a ton of stuff in there help1496.63.52
yourself a ton of stuff that's right1498.0394.0
I've anyway wait is this the old boat or1500.123.48
the new boat this the one you took out1502.0395.281
to get the stuff it's changed how we put1503.66.0
a roof on it okay all right yeah okay1507.324.32
yeah all right yeah freak me out a minut1509.64.04
it looks nice doesn't it looks great1511.643.72
really does but uh what kind of supplies1513.644.279
are here damn supplies here there ain't1515.364.919
nothing here you want maybe build some1517.9194.041
fi clothes and a torch at least I'm not1520.2794.361
building clothes you can do a torch it's1521.964.0
no it's a death run I'm doing a death1524.643.919
run I'm doing it all right happy death1525.966.24
run go get him thank1528.5593.641
you1533.06.64
oh good morning ooo what a what a1535.526.92
wait I saw a raptor not1539.647.039
far uh yeah there you go Barbara you1542.447.04
good morning princess you gorgeous all1546.6794.88
right let's um let's make our way home1549.484.88
and and not die how about that let's not1551.5597.36
die watch out for the spikes1554.364.559
we're at1561.0397.24
97.5 Next Bite will probably oh whoa1562.888.84
whoa what it disappeared it disappeared1568.2795.041
do you think ah he went back we got to1571.722.559
get we had to go back to where he1573.324.2
started no really yeah oh [ __ ] okay you1574.2795.961
uh you on I'm on you safe don't move1577.525.759
arounda okay don't be a dures not1580.246.2
moving please be there uh I think it's1583.2796.161
weird that that it is there though yeah1586.444.64
I we obviously took it we were able to1589.444.839
interact with it yep in the game is he1591.084.44
oh is he being attacked by something1594.2793.12
right now oh no is he being attacked by1595.525.36
that Raptor no don't1597.3997.121
attack no this is not fair oh no this is1600.885.36
the worst we got to get his attention I1604.523.639
think it's dead start it's dead he might1606.244.12
just be in a ball he falls up it's1608.1595.481
bloody is it really dead I mean I it1610.365.319
definitely looks it he does that he1613.644.759
plays dead sometimes let's do the scoop1615.6795.761
stupid I know you stupid check his P1618.3995.28
check his p real quick to check his P1621.445.599
just go look at him does it say Dead uh1623.6797.801
it says yeah it's tamed yeah but not it1627.0397.681
hold for yeah so following so what is it1631.485.679
like uh time time to you got to get out1634.725.959
of there man time to go was he dead no I1637.1594.921
said time to go I don't think he was1640.6794.201
dead okay time to go this is insane1642.086.28
right now just Fallen Simon move move Mo1644.885.519
away and maybe it'll move please move1648.364.48
come on baby come on baby how do we get1650.3994.601
him to follow us I don't know it's1652.844.199
supposed to be following I might have an1655.05.559
idea okay stand by are those things1657.0396.48
still everywhere uh where did that thing1660.5595.801
go I don't know I can't see over this1663.5194.721
okay hold up right it says it's1666.363.48
following me right Arch tape is coming1668.244.08
at you okay I can't put the saddle on1669.845.12
him Arie oh you son of a [ __ ] in in1672.324.56
inside should I shoot this Arie uh just1674.963.559
go inside I guess all right got it in1676.884.679
the face1678.5193.04
okay this is crazy yeah it is maybe it's1682.0396.161
because he's unconscious or bald up I1685.844.0
don't know not unconscious though that's1688.22.88
the thing I know but he's like in1689.843.88
defense mode I know that's weird maybe1691.086.839
once he comes out of his ball yeah so oh1693.726.16
coming right at me you're coming at me1697.9193.6
you little [ __ ] I'll Sho you in the face1699.883.159
why are you drawing trouble into us well1701.5193.441
it was already coming at me I was1703.0393.401
shooting at it cuz it was being an1704.964.0
[ __ ] all right uh uh there it is1706.445.64
right there hey baby how you doing we1708.965.959
just need you to come in here with us1712.086.12
can you hear me come out of your shell1714.9195.281
please it good let me just check it's1718.23.599
kind of quiet right now watch out1720.24.0
there's like four like of those dog1721.7994.12
things looking at you right now yeah1724.25.04
he's not dead I know it was following me1725.9196.24
dead things don't follow me I I believe1729.246.36
you so why can't we get in the move hold1732.1596.12
on help1735.64.16
go can I get this on1738.2795.681
him take your saddle please cart what is1739.766.799
cart all right I'm going to feed1743.966.839
him just okay follow Dance come on is he1746.5598.6
following uh I don't know okay run far1750.7997.76
away not following you know why it's1755.1595.441
freaking broken because we drove off on1758.5595.641
the damn boat I bet maybe so bet you1760.65.52
that screwed the whole damn thing up is1764.26.04
he encumbered no dumbass glitch that's1766.128.0
my guess this is the worst go over there1770.246.88
oh it moved okay that works what's it1774.124.84
attacking he's harvesting rocks for some1777.123.96
reason what are you doing from our boat1778.964.52
whatever it is that might have1781.085.88
snapped come on doing that this might1783.485.559
work I don't know why we want a broke no1786.964.52
Dias but we might get one yeah it's it's1789.0395.201
still over here bud I can't tell if it's1791.485.039
broken or not but come on baby no over1794.244.439
there we take it there there and then on1796.5194.52
the boat you ready yep you want me to1798.6796.561
drive nope quit doing Rock get on the1801.0396.52
boat why are you you trusting her to go1805.243.6
straight don't you think it would help1807.5593.12
if somebody was in the driver's seat1808.844.92
right there okay this might do it this1810.6794.641
might straight in looks like you're1813.764.279
coming right for the door was she fit in1815.326.68
the door that's it don't sh go off the1818.0395.721
she did okay we got to get her to stop1822.04.519
moving all right this this is good this1823.765.96
is a good start he's on the boat maybe1826.5194.88
tomorrow he'll wear the1829.726.12
saddle yeah yeah I like1831.3994.441
[Music]1835.953.659
that oh Jesus Christ what was that look1840.764.799
at the tree fall the Ronald just knock1843.7994.841
that tree down is that what happened God1845.5595.561
that scared me man my heart my heart1848.645.159
can't take this game1851.122.679
anymore1854.124.679
oh t1856.04.799
yes let's see what's the temperature out1858.7993.88
it's gorgeous oh and the fires are still1860.7993.84
going were you guys nice and warm oh1862.6793.641
what the1864.6397.441
hell horse that was a horse Gigan tiedye1866.327.92
all right wait where did I die where's1872.084.439
my stuff is my stuff gone or is it still1874.244.36
here we got myed St while we're back in1876.5195.081
Action come on TI get the [ __ ] out of1878.65.48
hereo I have know I know I should have1881.65.559
known better going hold baby [ __ ] this1884.084.439
[ __ ]1887.1592.671
died by a1888.5194.12
[Music]1889.836.26
pickaxe you killed yourself don't pickax1892.63929.821
[Music]1896.0926.37

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