THIS IS A BAD IDEA! - Conan Exiles
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Hey there fellow Neebs Gaming fans! Have you checked out the latest episode of Conan Exiles Season 2 yet? If not, you're in for a treat because in Episode 21, the gang is up to their usual shenanigans with some epic cliff diving and a hilarious encounter with a pussy cat. Yup, that's right, PUSSY CAT! Trust me, you don't want to miss out on all the crazy adventures they get themselves into in this episode.
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| Caption | Start | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| there it is Dora a cockeyed pirate ship | 1.04 | 4.4 |
| yeah but I'm full of I've got my | 3.199 | 3.72 |
| inventory full there nothing you can | 5.44 | 3.36 |
| toss out rocks man I want to keep | 6.919 | 3.281 |
| everything I got there's a pillow in | 8.8 | 3.12 |
| there that's dope dud I can make you a | 10.2 | 3.479 |
| nice pillow all you got to do is ask | 11.92 | 5.119 |
| your buddy Queen abro say I don't even I | 13.679 | 5.001 |
| don't need this pillow now I'm just like | 17.039 | 3.201 |
| keeping crap I don't need and also | 18.68 | 3.759 |
| pillow shouldn't be that heavy it's no | 20.24 | 4.32 |
| it's not but the pillow's gone you happy | 22.439 | 4.16 |
| not really but you know what ask when we | 24.56 | 3.32 |
| get back ask me I'll make you a nice | 26.599 | 4.041 |
| pill there there's so many enemies on | 27.88 | 4.719 |
| that like roller coaster looking the | 30.64 | 3.32 |
| pirate roller coaster I did that with | 32.599 | 3.681 |
| thick okay it's a pirate ship well | 33.96 | 3.279 |
| that's | 36.28 | 3.599 |
| cockey be on the P oh yeah it is I see | 37.239 | 4.401 |
| what you're saying now can we just run | 39.879 | 3.2 |
| there I don't want to fight that no | 41.64 | 3.399 |
| because it will be we be flanked I don't | 43.079 | 5.881 |
| know oh okay like you're so much tougher | 45.039 | 7.36 |
| than I and I just avoided four enemies | 48.96 | 4.88 |
| you didn't have to fight them oh wait so | 52.399 | 2.721 |
| you're just going well now I'm going to | 53.84 | 5.08 |
| fight a panther Panthers | 55.12 | 6.239 |
| rather uhoh don't get in trouble I don't | 58.92 | 4.08 |
| want to you ran down there without me of | 61.359 | 3.8 |
| course you do yeah that was a smack oh | 63.0 | 4.6 |
| boy I got okay all right sorry dude I | 65.159 | 3.96 |
| should have stuck by you that makes | 67.6 | 3.159 |
| sense and I'm sorry to bring threats | 69.119 | 4.04 |
| here oh boy oh D what have you done | 70.759 | 4.921 |
| already Panthers Panthers to the part | 73.159 | 3.561 |
| it's not a party if you don't have a | 75.68 | 3.0 |
| panther party careful careful all right | 76.72 | 3.2 |
| yeah you get him oh wait no he's coming | 78.68 | 3.36 |
| for | 79.92 | 2.12 |
| me sorry about the kittens these are bad | 82.2 | 5.12 |
| kitties they're bad bad kitties it's | 85.28 | 3.839 |
| okay all right let's make let's make our | 87.32 | 6.839 |
| way to the dock charge charge and | 89.119 | 5.04 |
| heal I gotta heal hey | 94.799 | 6.411 |
| you this guy's a good | 98.0 | 7.719 |
| [Music] | 101.21 | 9.79 |
| fighter and tea and one day when is | 105.719 | 7.121 |
| [Music] | 111.0 | 4.96 |
| take up butter bean hey what's up Su in | 112.84 | 5.639 |
| Hey so uh what's the what's the plan I | 115.96 | 4.759 |
| missed last week no not uh place looks | 118.479 | 4.32 |
| nice I like the foundation I'm trying to | 120.719 | 3.44 |
| place something I don't know if it's cuz | 122.799 | 2.801 |
| you're there or because it's just not | 124.159 | 4.401 |
| going to go here what not enough contact | 125.6 | 4.639 |
| you trying to do the wheel of pain you | 128.56 | 3.039 |
| have to do this on the dirt this is a | 130.239 | 3.521 |
| really big wheel of pain oh I can do it | 131.599 | 4.201 |
| here but I want them to have a good view | 133.76 | 3.68 |
| a good view like if you're in front of | 135.8 | 2.88 |
| me you're basically where I'm going to | 137.44 | 2.76 |
| be placing something so just keep that | 138.68 | 3.36 |
| in mind well there you go okay well | 140.2 | 3.319 |
| you've been a few different places but | 142.04 | 2.88 |
| all right from in front of you there you | 143.519 | 3.201 |
| go it's you want me to take down this | 144.92 | 4.399 |
| tree M I really want it to be up here on | 146.72 | 4.68 |
| this thing but it won't seem to let me | 149.319 | 4.761 |
| can this not go can't go huh keep on | 151.4 | 4.44 |
| trying what happens when you jump or if | 154.08 | 3.4 |
| you're on top of something can you are | 155.84 | 4.6 |
| you too heavy to be able to jump uh yeah | 157.48 | 5.399 |
| I'm too heavy nope I jumped jump I mean | 160.44 | 4.36 |
| maybe you know how sometimes jumping and | 162.879 | 4.36 |
| and twitching and doing things funky | 164.8 | 3.88 |
| will make things be able to land | 167.239 | 3.321 |
| somewhere yeah I don't want to place | 168.68 | 4.0 |
| this until I'm sure oh Jesus I keep on | 170.56 | 4.28 |
| trying to get away from you no I'm I've | 172.68 | 4.76 |
| I've you know stopped trying all right | 174.84 | 4.36 |
| maybe I put some ceilings right here and | 177.44 | 4.68 |
| expand this out yeah do it let's uh | 179.2 | 4.64 |
| there we place as as we can then we'll | 182.12 | 3.56 |
| find out here we go look at this we're | 183.84 | 4.6 |
| right here already okay and | 185.68 | 6.16 |
| then you ready I'm ready you're not | 188.44 | 4.879 |
| you're not facing where you would want | 191.84 | 3.64 |
| to put it no I'm steing menus buddy okay | 193.319 | 3.801 |
| buddy that's it but I'm I'm not going to | 195.48 | 3.2 |
| say anything we want to be right up | 197.12 | 3.36 |
| there on the edge cuz the people Our | 198.68 | 4.119 |
| Guest are going to be super happy the | 200.48 | 5.36 |
| more on the edge the more people like it | 202.799 | 7.761 |
| it oh look at that massive well would | 205.84 | 7.36 |
| you look at that well if it isn't bad | 210.56 | 5.759 |
| dad Anthony oh greetings gentlemen | 213.2 | 5.2 |
| greetings greetings how you doing today | 216.319 | 4.601 |
| good oh great yeah good good I'm here I | 218.4 | 4.6 |
| like your new wheel very nice thank you | 220.92 | 3.92 |
| when you have an offer what do you say | 223.0 | 4.159 |
| uh we have an offer well I have an offer | 224.84 | 5.119 |
| propo proposition that's the word okay I | 227.159 | 4.8 |
| have a proposition I assume you're | 229.959 | 4.36 |
| hunting today for THS yeah I would like | 231.959 | 4.441 |
| to join you okay we both know it's | 234.319 | 3.441 |
| difficult work you could use the extra | 236.4 | 3.44 |
| hands on one condition I get the the | 237.76 | 4.399 |
| cooks you get the cooks I need a cook | 239.84 | 4.72 |
| that's fine yeah all right cool just | 242.159 | 4.761 |
| just yeah all right hey Simon hey glad | 244.56 | 4.239 |
| you're back this week thanks neees you | 246.92 | 3.48 |
| you should do one more row cuz it's | 248.799 | 3.841 |
| overhanging okay and that's annoying is | 250.4 | 3.96 |
| this up to code your horse is following | 252.64 | 3.719 |
| you that's fine is it can we I'm going | 254.36 | 3.52 |
| to build some pillars under here is that | 256.359 | 4.241 |
| okay why you no you came over for a | 257.88 | 4.599 |
| proposition now you're trying to add on | 260.6 | 4.0 |
| to things this is a d look how dangerous | 262.479 | 5.16 |
| this is you tossed us away like we were | 264.6 | 5.92 |
| dirty lettuce no you left what kind of | 267.639 | 5.601 |
| revisionist history is this [ __ ] no you | 270.52 | 4.92 |
| don't toss out dirty lettuce you wash it | 273.24 | 4.519 |
| yeah exactly we all you got to do is | 275.44 | 5.16 |
| wash us you don't throw us away you bad | 277.759 | 5.761 |
| analy Simon sh yeah this isn't at all | 280.6 | 4.52 |
| what happen I want to be on your side | 283.52 | 3.36 |
| but you're makus look weird with lce | 285.12 | 4.44 |
| thing okay give me an analogy uh you | 286.88 | 5.08 |
| don't throw the wash out with the baby | 289.56 | 4.76 |
| you I don't know we don't know these two | 291.96 | 4.92 |
| right you don't you don't peel an orange | 294.32 | 4.68 |
| without eating the seeds yeah that's why | 296.88 | 4.039 |
| I don't bring a ban alies all right so | 299.0 | 4.44 |
| get out of here after after us doing the | 300.919 | 4.241 |
| throw thing together don't add on to | 303.44 | 3.0 |
| this business unless you want to | 305.16 | 2.96 |
| apologize for your behavior he's still | 306.44 | 3.68 |
| being weird e he's still being I don't | 308.12 | 3.04 |
| get what he's saying does he want me | 310.12 | 2.2 |
| here you're going to get you cook don't | 311.16 | 2.0 |
| worry about it all right I don't want to | 312.32 | 2.84 |
| cook don't make additions to anything | 313.16 | 5.28 |
| you want get better with the | 315.16 | 5.44 |
| words okay I'm just going to rush in and | 318.44 | 4.12 |
| kill okay | 320.6 | 6.8 |
| hey ah Kush i' Fighters huh well yes you | 322.56 | 7.12 |
| are effect you are effective and here it | 327.4 | 7.239 |
| in is eye from when did I come from nice | 329.68 | 7.04 |
| oh man popped his head right off right | 334.639 | 5.601 |
| I'll bet there oh it's a panther you got | 336.72 | 6.28 |
| it I don't know maybe hey careful to not | 340.24 | 5.32 |
| fall off the edges and stuff it's uh | 343.0 | 4.24 |
| there's edges I gained a level I was | 345.56 | 3.0 |
| looking forward to that hey I found some | 347.24 | 2.959 |
| pillows for you all right I'm going to | 348.56 | 4.8 |
| put those in your place what no man you | 350.199 | 4.601 |
| got to make your place look nice yeah I | 353.36 | 3.279 |
| was starting to feel materialistic I | 354.8 | 3.08 |
| don't need the pillows you know what I | 356.639 | 4.081 |
| mean sir where you going don't [ __ ] shot | 357.88 | 4.879 |
| leave my friend alone oh it was that | 360.72 | 4.0 |
| piece of [ __ ] I'm not good at fighting | 362.759 | 4.121 |
| in this just this huh man you know | 364.72 | 3.84 |
| you're going down and called the SEC | 366.88 | 4.08 |
| you're going | 368.56 | 2.4 |
| down so Anthony you put K bars in the | 372.199 | 5.321 |
| refrigerator uh this is what we're going | 374.8 | 4.56 |
| with yeah okay yes there are kind bars | 377.52 | 3.76 |
| and refrigerator I was surprised what | 379.36 | 5.04 |
| kind are they I mean dark chocolate sea | 381.28 | 5.56 |
| Sal okay I like that good yeah do you | 384.4 | 4.239 |
| not you you like them out of the box or | 386.84 | 3.12 |
| out of the fridge I've just never had | 388.639 | 2.641 |
| them in the fridge I can see that why | 389.96 | 3.16 |
| that would be good yeah I prefer most | 391.28 | 3.639 |
| candies Reese's Peanut Butter Cups | 393.12 | 4.04 |
| anything in a fridge some in the freezer | 394.919 | 4.4 |
| okay so we got here they are now now go | 397.16 | 4.4 |
| up and see what they are okay crap do we | 399.319 | 3.801 |
| have the this guy's an Archer I think we | 401.56 | 3.12 |
| know that okay we don't need any more | 403.12 | 3.88 |
| archers nope or spear people all right | 404.68 | 3.919 |
| take these guys out wow they they are | 407.0 | 4.0 |
| very weak very weak like yeah so what's | 408.599 | 3.961 |
| the point in getting these guys if | 411.0 | 3.0 |
| they're that weak yeah these are the | 412.56 | 2.56 |
| cream of the crop people you were | 414.0 | 2.56 |
| talking about yeah we're not going for | 415.12 | 3.16 |
| uh s we're not going for like Fighters | 416.56 | 3.16 |
| we're going for people to work at our | 418.28 | 2.88 |
| you know our workbenches I know but | 419.72 | 2.599 |
| people that work at our workbench | 421.16 | 2.28 |
| something that you still need to have | 422.319 | 3.56 |
| good ones right let's go look go look at | 423.44 | 4.84 |
| least go look and we're | 425.879 | 5.841 |
| off was that that's what you're doing oh | 428.28 | 5.479 |
| it's a fancy a fancy new tumble roll you | 431.72 | 3.96 |
| haven't learned no GES we're where'd you | 433.759 | 3.641 |
| go I missed it I was looking at my menu | 435.68 | 4.079 |
| look you can jump and then o how do you | 437.4 | 4.0 |
| do that do a jumping jumping little | 439.759 | 3.44 |
| tumble roll is that just you or anybody | 441.4 | 3.0 |
| can do that you got to be skilled you | 443.199 | 2.641 |
| got to be really skilled to do really | 444.4 | 2.72 |
| you you couldn't you probably couldn't | 445.84 | 2.72 |
| teach somebody to do it well I'll try | 447.12 | 3.96 |
| real quick so okay so you you run you | 448.56 | 5.759 |
| jump and then you crouch really run jump | 451.08 | 4.959 |
| Crouch I kid didn't do it put these | 454.319 | 3.241 |
| weapons away run | 456.039 | 5.361 |
| jump I jump and Crouch o did you do did | 457.56 | 5.8 |
| it oh do it again Simon let me see run | 461.4 | 6.639 |
| jump jum oh my there you | 463.36 | 7.72 |
| go up here yeah | 468.039 | 5.44 |
| sure that is pretty magical yeah I just | 471.08 | 4.0 |
| learned it the other day myself you know | 473.479 | 3.641 |
| it it feels really good it's oh wait how | 475.08 | 5.04 |
| hot can we do this oh oh let's go higher | 477.12 | 5.0 |
| you said oh yes right I see a place | 480.12 | 5.32 |
| follow me a place with water no below it | 482.12 | 6.88 |
| no we're going to roll into the | 485.44 | 3.56 |
| ground oh kitty cat Bridge fight oh look | 489.68 | 5.84 |
| at this wow they really like oh | 493.159 | 5.0 |
| no kitty kitty kitty back Kitty back | 495.52 | 4.56 |
| kitty kitty cat Bridge fight this is fun | 498.159 | 4.081 |
| this like triple Doom if it had a | 500.08 | 4.079 |
| panther that's the episode title kitty | 502.24 | 3.56 |
| cat Bridge fight oh yeah that's | 504.159 | 3.88 |
| thumbnail worthy you shoot come up here | 505.8 | 4.359 |
| I'm going to do bad things to these | 508.039 | 5.48 |
| people you were bad and a kitty got them | 510.159 | 4.961 |
| all rushing in oh | 513.519 | 6.041 |
| [ __ ] it's up to me huh I'll avenge my | 515.12 | 7.68 |
| friend oh big girl wa well all right you | 519.56 | 5.16 |
| got to swing on you too bad it wasn't | 522.8 | 4.56 |
| enough oh you want to hit me boom boom | 524.72 | 5.4 |
| are you dead Kitty you're about to be | 527.36 | 5.2 |
| meow drink a little drink from my Dead | 530.12 | 5.88 |
| Homie wait can I take this that is a | 532.56 | 6.92 |
| nice kitty cat Idol woo what what is | 536.0 | 8.24 |
| this what door d loot [ __ ] | 539.48 | 9.0 |
| [Music] | 544.24 | 7.599 |
| loot how are we going to get this home | 548.48 | 5.599 |
| all right all right so I'm going to uh | 551.839 | 4.361 |
| I'm going to jump and try to do the roll | 554.079 | 3.601 |
| I was going to try to do the roll like | 556.2 | 3.199 |
| right before the ground I would I would | 557.68 | 3.04 |
| just do it like soon as you clear the | 559.399 | 3.201 |
| rock I wouldn't do this at all all right | 560.72 | 3.2 |
| I'm doing it you might be able to get | 562.6 | 3.12 |
| like a couple flips out of or something | 563.92 | 3.28 |
| which all right I'll try to do multiple | 565.72 | 2.96 |
| ones I got to I got to bag down that | 567.2 | 2.639 |
| array all right | 568.68 | 2.56 |
| you're about to kill your friend do it | 569.839 | 3.201 |
| do it do do it do it do it do | 571.24 | 4.159 |
| it did he do it I don't think he did it | 573.04 | 4.12 |
| all right who's next I mean you got to | 575.399 | 4.56 |
| jump see you're the best at | 577.16 | 5.32 |
| it yeah all | 579.959 | 6.761 |
| right I didn't think that would work | 582.48 | 4.24 |
| okay who's that I don't know I'm just | 587.48 | 4.2 |
| hearing it I don't see them they're | 590.16 | 3.239 |
| probably mad because I'm taking this but | 591.68 | 3.24 |
| I don't care is that what's going on we | 593.399 | 3.88 |
| just have to hear their | 594.92 | 5.44 |
| their yeah the entire time yeah yeah I'm | 597.279 | 6.481 |
| not giving this up well who would yeah | 600.36 | 6.0 |
| amazing giant damn damn cat statue we | 603.76 | 4.319 |
| got to carry that all the way back I | 606.36 | 4.039 |
| guess so but you put on I'm not going to | 608.079 | 4.361 |
| do that all right look at this thing wow | 610.399 | 3.321 |
| be careful we don't need to fight that | 612.44 | 2.36 |
| guy if you don't want to why are we | 613.72 | 2.52 |
| going to get his attention what are you | 614.8 | 2.68 |
| doing hey I just killed everybody on | 616.24 | 2.68 |
| board if you want to come mess with me | 617.48 | 4.44 |
| you can but I'm taking your [ __ ] statue | 618.92 | 4.72 |
| true I may have died about six times in | 621.92 | 3.8 |
| the meantime but I'm still pretty tough | 623.64 | 3.72 |
| did someone just shoot something at me | 625.72 | 4.119 |
| probably oh yeah | 627.36 | 4.039 |
| I got him I got him I got him I got it's | 629.839 | 4.24 |
| m all right leave him alone he's got a | 631.399 | 5.321 |
| big golden [ __ ] cat and who doesn't | 634.079 | 4.88 |
| want that hey get him get him there you | 636.72 | 4.08 |
| go there you go what your buddy got in | 638.959 | 4.32 |
| him oh that's a jewel man this has been | 640.8 | 4.92 |
| one of the best Adventures we got Jewels | 643.279 | 4.041 |
| I don't hate it I'm just so ready to go | 645.72 | 3.679 |
| back no I get it we got to get back to | 647.32 | 4.199 |
| the horses yeah there's no way I can get | 649.399 | 3.801 |
| this thing on a horse I'm guessing yeah | 651.519 | 3.081 |
| we're going to find out it's going to be | 653.2 | 3.84 |
| a long walk and I guess I'll take your | 654.6 | 4.16 |
| horse I don't know man no I can have the | 657.04 | 3.599 |
| horse follow me yeah it's true you do | 658.76 | 3.92 |
| that but you know what these um those | 660.639 | 3.76 |
| people might be spawning because they're | 662.68 | 3.32 |
| like trying to come after their Kitty oh | 664.399 | 3.601 |
| son of a [ __ ] so the entire way back we | 666.0 | 4.68 |
| might have to like son of a [ __ ] come | 668.0 | 4.92 |
| on D we got this is it worth it though | 670.68 | 4.76 |
| it's just stuff it's just stuff you're | 672.92 | 4.84 |
| an evil [ __ ] no look at it it's a | 675.44 | 4.32 |
| golden [ __ ] I'm not leaving a golden | 677.76 | 4.68 |
| [ __ ] okay you make a point off my | 679.76 | 4.519 |
| golden [ __ ] now we'll take that [ __ ] | 682.44 | 5.12 |
| home all right I'm ready you ready uh | 684.279 | 7.56 |
| ready you ready suon yeah I'm ready | 687.56 | 4.279 |
| ready jeez that looked amazing that was | 695.68 | 6.399 |
| that was a freaking neck breaker yeah I | 699.399 | 4.921 |
| knew that it needed to be done yep too | 702.079 | 3.801 |
| bad I couldn't do it you didn't push the | 704.32 | 3.959 |
| button did you I did I hit C and I tried | 705.88 | 5.0 |
| to run I don't know C that's what it is | 708.279 | 4.201 |
| right did that look awesome you looked | 710.88 | 2.88 |
| great that looked pretty great all right | 712.48 | 2.72 |
| sweet I'm curious to see what happens if | 713.76 | 3.4 |
| you like un push the button and push it | 715.2 | 3.8 |
| again will it like do flips or something | 717.16 | 3.6 |
| something go ahead ite you better go up | 719.0 | 3.56 |
| there and then try it out yeah go you | 720.76 | 3.44 |
| try it all right my | 722.56 | 4.76 |
| turn oh we got a we got a challenger oh | 724.2 | 5.759 |
| oh no oh I'm holding the torch holding | 727.32 | 5.72 |
| the torch okay you're the oh yeah no | 729.959 | 6.68 |
| okay oh no no no no not today maybe | 733.04 | 6.44 |
| maybe today oh wow this this one's tough | 736.639 | 5.88 |
| oh God I'm back up oh god oh yeah oh | 739.48 | 6.56 |
| get oh God I can't see D are you alive | 742.519 | 4.76 |
| oh fighting in the dark fighting in the | 746.04 | 2.479 |
| dark that ain't good going to start | 747.279 | 3.401 |
| swinging I'm going to start oh I'm dead | 748.519 | 5.44 |
| take a drink no oh God o I'm oh I can't | 750.68 | 5.719 |
| see I can't see can't see okay I can't | 753.959 | 4.56 |
| either by the way | 756.399 | 5.601 |
| drink Dodge oh God this is frightening | 758.519 | 5.12 |
| oh wait my weapons aren't even out | 762.0 | 5.079 |
| looking for my I know okay dead body | 763.639 | 5.241 |
| coming to my dead body I'm coming I got | 767.079 | 4.241 |
| to get this cat just stop is it I'm | 768.88 | 4.639 |
| taking it home with me I know you are | 771.32 | 3.639 |
| sorry everybody I know this is hard to | 773.519 | 3.361 |
| watch you can't see a thing I'm coming | 774.959 | 2.88 |
| with the | 776.88 | 6.519 |
| torch oh [ __ ] [ __ ] oh I got your [ __ ] | 777.839 | 8.24 |
| oh good all right light me up you you | 783.399 | 9.081 |
| should oh that's you no no | 786.079 | 6.401 |
| no y'all ready he you look like Batman | 794.68 | 5.839 |
| pull the light out huh now you look less | 798.639 | 3.841 |
| like Batman yeah I know it's late but | 800.519 | 3.641 |
| look there's three torches try to land | 802.48 | 3.32 |
| in the middle of those okay so I'm going | 804.16 | 3.76 |
| to do the Sprint and the flippy jump I'm | 805.8 | 4.159 |
| going try to do like multiple pushes | 807.92 | 4.96 |
| jumps right yeah here he goes oh boy | 809.959 | 3.921 |
| Simon there's no way this is going to | 812.88 | 3.12 |
| work pushing it pushing it pushing it | 813.88 | 5.48 |
| push it guess what he did exactly what I | 816.0 | 6.56 |
| did oh yeah I and I think that and he'll | 819.36 | 6.159 |
| say that he did the buttons and so did I | 822.56 | 4.48 |
| yeah no I didn't think you would succeed | 825.519 | 5.081 |
| or him it | 827.04 | 6.96 |
| okay abs are you okay uh y yeah they hit | 830.6 | 5.0 |
| me I was trying to get in close but then | 834.0 | 3.16 |
| I got foiled by a monkey did you get | 835.6 | 3.479 |
| your St oh that monkey just fell and his | 837.16 | 4.16 |
| dad uh no I'm trying to get my stuff I | 839.079 | 4.44 |
| can get my stuff it's on but you can't | 841.32 | 3.8 |
| say no to what I just said because what | 843.519 | 3.68 |
| I said still true the m just fell and | 845.12 | 4.12 |
| died all right oh no no no no oh I'm in | 847.199 | 4.361 |
| a spot I'm in a spot I'm in a spot okay | 849.24 | 4.0 |
| I oh I'm stuck in all right I got my | 851.56 | 3.399 |
| stuff back I'm falling back for a minute | 853.24 | 4.039 |
| just to heal up good call and then I | 854.959 | 5.12 |
| should carry the [ __ ] and you cover me | 857.279 | 4.721 |
| once you're all good oh yeah that sounds | 860.079 | 3.281 |
| like a better idea yeah you're a better | 862.0 | 4.68 |
| fighter you a better S ooh this is Sweet | 863.36 | 7.719 |
| Sweet Revenge come here you itty | 866.68 | 8.24 |
| it you what ity it what is that he's an | 871.079 | 8.0 |
| idiot oh ity it yeah yeah you want to go | 874.92 | 6.76 |
| ow out come on come | 879.079 | 5.2 |
| on they just keep spawning yeah I'm | 881.68 | 4.92 |
| going to wait for you oh God are you at | 884.279 | 4.321 |
| the base of the Hill oh yeah where you | 886.6 | 4.56 |
| at where you at I'm up by the [ __ ] okay | 888.6 | 4.72 |
| I am now by the [ __ ] oh I saw these | 891.16 | 4.679 |
| other oh look at you all right and these | 893.32 | 4.079 |
| guys are coming at me I don't have my | 895.839 | 3.721 |
| stuff oh y this ain't good man yeah I'm | 897.399 | 3.961 |
| trying to keep them off I know I should | 899.56 | 2.76 |
| have get | 901.36 | 3.76 |
| myu let me get a little heal there which | 902.32 | 4.24 |
| one which one's mine they're on your | 905.12 | 3.48 |
| door I know I get I'll be back for you | 906.56 | 3.719 |
| [ __ ] down all right don't want to hit | 908.6 | 3.96 |
| you I think it's this guy all right get | 910.279 | 4.48 |
| your stuff and let's grab the [ __ ] yeah | 912.56 | 3.079 |
| take | 914.759 | 3.44 |
| allo all right all right ain't messing | 915.639 | 4.801 |
| around that's a nice Jewel all right get | 918.199 | 4.64 |
| the puss let me take it there yeah all | 920.44 | 4.8 |
| right yeah oh yeah you lead the way I'm | 922.839 | 4.321 |
| following you uh-oh you can't hit space | 925.24 | 3.8 |
| bar I'll tell you that much woo we got a | 927.16 | 3.679 |
| big old Adventure ahead of | 929.04 | 5.919 |
| us this going to make my back go | 930.839 | 4.12 |
| out oh | 936.44 | 4.68 |
| no that one work he didn't flip or | 938.839 | 3.8 |
| anything just just kind of just went | 941.12 | 2.639 |
| right in the ground I don't think this | 942.639 | 3.161 |
| is ever going to work okay well what you | 943.759 | 4.241 |
| got nothing I'm just having fun throwing | 945.8 | 3.64 |
| my bodyy off | 948.0 | 3.48 |
| this There He | 949.44 | 5.759 |
| Go yeah okay be cool if you could do | 951.48 | 6.359 |
| flips huh yeah I still believe it could | 955.199 | 5.161 |
| happen yeah yeah well you can go again I | 957.839 | 4.601 |
| think you should all right last one all | 960.36 | 4.0 |
| right is there not enough | 962.44 | 5.04 |
| garage ABS where the hell are we oh man | 964.36 | 5.32 |
| we're on a beach we got a ways to go I | 967.48 | 3.68 |
| got to take your word for it all I see | 969.68 | 5.279 |
| is is this this golden thing just your | 971.16 | 5.599 |
| reflection in the prettiness that is | 974.959 | 3.601 |
| yeah there it's a not a good reflection | 976.759 | 4.241 |
| it's kind of like uh we got a I do see | 978.56 | 4.079 |
| that bird and the thing off to the right | 981.0 | 4.04 |
| I can see things up to the right yeah | 982.639 | 3.68 |
| like a bird and a lizard are fighting | 985.04 | 3.68 |
| each other yeah as they do and then the | 986.319 | 4.241 |
| same thing isn't that crazy yeah man you | 988.72 | 2.84 |
| know what I just thought of we're going | 990.56 | 3.199 |
| to have to cross water yeah I know how | 991.56 | 3.719 |
| how's that going to go down I don't know | 993.759 | 2.88 |
| let's see is this shallow enough yeah | 995.279 | 3.081 |
| hey you can walk right across this this | 996.639 | 2.88 |
| part but we're going to eventually have | 998.36 | 2.839 |
| to deal with some some water water well | 999.519 | 4.481 |
| tell you what we got our camp over here | 1001.199 | 3.841 |
| uh why don't we go over here and then | 1004.0 | 2.68 |
| we'll do a little water test am I all | 1005.04 | 4.68 |
| clear behind me uh let's see yeah just | 1006.68 | 4.76 |
| your horse following you okay great pick | 1009.72 | 3.96 |
| up the pace would you I cannot oh hey | 1011.44 | 5.44 |
| lizard oh he spits you spitting my damn | 1013.68 | 5.44 |
| horse he might not have spit I wouldn't | 1016.88 | 3.72 |
| know the difference right now yeah tell | 1019.12 | 2.92 |
| you what why don't you walk it uh yeah | 1020.6 | 3.039 |
| Walk It Out There see if uh see what | 1022.04 | 4.039 |
| happens in the water really yeah let's | 1023.639 | 4.601 |
| uh we need to know aren't we okay you | 1026.079 | 5.0 |
| you'd hope I just oh okay just drop it | 1028.24 | 4.559 |
| right there yeah so you have to build a | 1031.079 | 3.801 |
| bridge I'm guessing oh yeah we're we're | 1032.799 | 3.12 |
| going to have to build some sort of | 1034.88 | 3.48 |
| structure see let's see I hope I can get | 1035.919 | 4.76 |
| it out of here what the okay good at | 1038.36 | 4.0 |
| least take it back to the shore fair | 1040.679 | 3.88 |
| enough okay here I'll give it back to | 1042.36 | 4.12 |
| you all right there we go yep get the | 1044.559 | 3.921 |
| cream pie get up all right there yeah | 1046.48 | 3.64 |
| let's come up here uh rest for a second | 1048.48 | 3.72 |
| and I'll uh I'll try to plot our course | 1050.12 | 3.28 |
| figure out where the best place is to | 1052.2 | 5.12 |
| build a bridge all right I'm trusting in | 1053.4 | 6.6 |
| you Anthony you ready I guess why are we | 1057.32 | 4.08 |
| still doing this synchronized | 1060.0 | 3.0 |
| synchronized all right that's worth it | 1061.4 | 3.96 |
| all right one more ready we go yep and | 1063.0 | 4.52 |
| one are we going to do go one two three | 1065.36 | 8.679 |
| go yep one two three go go | 1067.52 | 6.519 |
| oh oh oh wow there's so many bodies the | 1076.52 | 4.84 |
| the grass doesn't even know what to do | 1079.88 | 3.32 |
| anymore all right timeon pick up your | 1081.36 | 4.559 |
| stuff we're done okay nebes I'm | 1083.2 | 5.64 |
| coming let's see all right clear all | 1085.919 | 5.481 |
| right your horse seems very needy it was | 1088.84 | 4.12 |
| it was right on your up your butt the | 1091.4 | 4.48 |
| whole time yeah is I is that a follow | 1092.96 | 4.76 |
| some sort of I think there's options | 1095.88 | 4.76 |
| Behavior follow distance can it be like | 1097.72 | 4.839 |
| less anxiety right I'm going to put it | 1100.64 | 3.919 |
| on a higher follow distance oh that that | 1102.559 | 4.801 |
| makes sense hey those attacking groups | 1104.559 | 4.36 |
| just they keep coming | 1107.36 | 3.04 |
| yeah you know what I noticed they come | 1108.919 | 3.561 |
| they they came when the uh when you put | 1110.4 | 3.96 |
| the cat down I think as long as you're | 1112.48 | 4.439 |
| holding the cat oh we might be okay | 1114.36 | 3.92 |
| that's a theory I feel like they came | 1116.919 | 3.041 |
| when we were also holding the cat at one | 1118.28 | 4.32 |
| point you may be right yeah I I am right | 1119.96 | 4.4 |
| I know I feel like once you put that | 1122.6 | 3.72 |
| down didn't they come I don't know if | 1124.36 | 3.6 |
| you're I don't know about that I mean we | 1126.32 | 3.12 |
| could test the theory right now well I'm | 1127.96 | 2.959 |
| just saying we already tested it they | 1129.44 | 4.0 |
| came before we put it down at one point | 1130.919 | 3.76 |
| yeah I think they were just there when | 1133.44 | 4.04 |
| we ah they might have just been there | 1134.679 | 5.201 |
| yeah that's my work in theory right now | 1137.48 | 4.199 |
| the only time I've seen them show up | 1139.88 | 4.0 |
| when when we dro the cat yeah no I don't | 1141.679 | 4.161 |
| want to put it down uh let's see let me | 1143.88 | 3.72 |
| look at the map what is the best now you | 1145.84 | 4.12 |
| can follow him closer follow him closer | 1147.6 | 4.48 |
| now yeah there's just so much damn water | 1149.96 | 4.0 |
| around here there sure is hold on let me | 1152.08 | 3.839 |
| see if this is shallow enough and is it | 1153.96 | 3.76 |
| just about bringing it back to our place | 1155.919 | 4.681 |
| oh hell yeah but but that's where we get | 1157.72 | 5.16 |
| that's surely not how it works what a | 1160.6 | 4.92 |
| reward or something oh no it's just a | 1162.88 | 4.4 |
| it's just cool to have how did you guys | 1165.52 | 4.2 |
| get that cat ah we raided a pirate ship | 1167.28 | 4.56 |
| we stole it who's going to ask us | 1169.72 | 3.88 |
| there's there's just a few of us I don't | 1171.84 | 4.0 |
| know man Village People all | 1173.6 | 3.88 |
| Schwarzenegger might show up they just | 1175.84 | 4.079 |
| want to fight like these people look it | 1177.48 | 3.8 |
| I didn't put the cat down we're getting | 1179.919 | 5.0 |
| attacked oh okay I got her yeah oh now | 1181.28 | 5.96 |
| I'm punching fist cups what all right | 1184.919 | 3.721 |
| you getting out of there well I had to I | 1187.24 | 2.799 |
| want to oh yeah look she's trying to | 1188.64 | 3.84 |
| steal the cat I don't think so okay let | 1190.039 | 4.721 |
| me oh don't kill | 1192.48 | 4.559 |
| me he's going to Jump Right In aren't | 1194.76 | 3.96 |
| you he's going to jump right R in what | 1197.039 | 5.161 |
| are you doing you going to | 1198.72 | 3.48 |
| die okay all right need who's number one | 1206.4 | 5.56 |
| and number two on your list uh any kind | 1209.4 | 6.08 |
| of work person any work any work person | 1211.96 | 5.0 |
| yeah okay this is where we're getting | 1215.48 | 3.8 |
| people yeah thought you knew that I mean | 1216.96 | 4.959 |
| I don't think of quality workmanship in | 1219.28 | 4.639 |
| a cave this is where people hide out all | 1221.919 | 3.321 |
| the trades people they come in here and | 1223.919 | 3.24 |
| they hide out because they're so skilled | 1225.24 | 4.0 |
| they need to hide well probably cuz they | 1227.159 | 3.961 |
| have I don't know they oh okay this is a | 1229.24 | 3.16 |
| better I thought it was just a | 1231.12 | 3.24 |
| disgusting cave yep here we go this is a | 1232.4 | 3.44 |
| little better what we got here uh I | 1234.36 | 3.16 |
| don't know but do we can we not beat | 1235.84 | 3.44 |
| them to death or no she's probably an | 1237.52 | 4.0 |
| Archer what is she Archer yep we don't | 1239.28 | 4.56 |
| want her then n we killer though what we | 1241.52 | 4.519 |
| got here we got a dancer oh a dancer | 1243.84 | 4.719 |
| could be nice take a dancer oh oh oh all | 1246.039 | 4.76 |
| right is that the dancer was smacking me | 1248.559 | 3.6 |
| we now if we're just killing people we | 1250.799 | 3.161 |
| can't tame them right but we don't need | 1252.159 | 3.081 |
| the guys who that's a fighter we don't | 1253.96 | 2.719 |
| want that yeah see I'm only killing the | 1255.24 | 2.88 |
| ones we don't want okay but someone just | 1256.679 | 2.681 |
| just killed a dancer oh that was the | 1258.12 | 4.0 |
| dancer yep that was Simon I didn't kill | 1259.36 | 5.12 |
| anybody that's probably Simon um so all | 1262.12 | 4.52 |
| right we got an Archer up here okay dead | 1264.48 | 4.679 |
| Archer up there there we go I got the | 1266.64 | 3.96 |
| other one those are dead oh that's a | 1269.159 | 4.441 |
| Simon okay yeah you can tame that one | 1270.6 | 5.8 |
| all right oh hello everyone they're mad | 1273.6 | 4.8 |
| I'm hitting you okay all right what is | 1276.4 | 5.399 |
| he and til this is a fighter and a | 1278.4 | 6.48 |
| armorer his armorer could be good okay | 1281.799 | 4.601 |
| what about with the big sword smelter | 1284.88 | 4.2 |
| big sword smelter uh might be good huh | 1286.4 | 4.48 |
| all right so don't kill big sword yep | 1289.08 | 3.719 |
| got it little sword Dead all right what | 1290.88 | 4.039 |
| about this one here dead there you go | 1292.799 | 3.801 |
| you're dead just keep big sword alive oh | 1294.919 | 3.321 |
| that got stabbed me what about the other | 1296.6 | 3.36 |
| friend of big sword the guy doing flips | 1298.24 | 4.12 |
| knock him out I mean kill him oh okay | 1299.96 | 5.88 |
| glad you o smelters down okay did would | 1302.36 | 5.4 |
| you have wanted an armorer uh armor | 1305.84 | 4.16 |
| would be cool smelter is cool I killed | 1307.76 | 4.039 |
| one all right we got this smelter let's | 1310.0 | 4.08 |
| hope keep killing all the good guys yeah | 1311.799 | 4.281 |
| or or I just killed the one all right I | 1314.08 | 3.24 |
| see a couple people up here there's a | 1316.08 | 2.959 |
| guy sitting right here here oh I hear | 1317.32 | 3.88 |
| noises for some reason I can't see what | 1319.039 | 4.361 |
| they are we got to cook where where | 1321.2 | 4.32 |
| right here by the steps where I'm at oh | 1323.4 | 4.639 |
| oh oh oh how do I know what this guy is | 1325.52 | 4.96 |
| it's your cook okay uh which one the one | 1328.039 | 4.52 |
| in the hood big sword oh this guy's got | 1330.48 | 3.96 |
| a yellow bar around him is that the cook | 1332.559 | 3.761 |
| no it's the girl with the okay right | 1334.44 | 3.4 |
| here come here right in front of me come | 1336.32 | 3.16 |
| here girl Simon don't attack the girl | 1337.84 | 3.64 |
| all right can I kill the big sword uh | 1339.48 | 4.24 |
| big sword who's big sword who's I don't | 1341.48 | 4.92 |
| know uh fighter yeah the guy right here | 1343.72 | 5.52 |
| oh jeez cook girl's chasing can't get | 1346.4 | 5.44 |
| there we go all right dead bad big sword | 1349.24 | 4.12 |
| Cook's knocked out kill the rest for all | 1351.84 | 3.52 |
| I care this guy's got a yellow bar you | 1353.36 | 3.799 |
| want me to knock him out right here the | 1355.36 | 3.48 |
| guy I'm fighting all right good I will | 1357.159 | 4.64 |
| try to help you get the torch yeah oh I | 1358.84 | 6.199 |
| stabbed the cook no I tried to put the | 1361.799 | 4.961 |
| Rope on the cook and I stabbed her in | 1365.039 | 4.841 |
| half you big dummy God damn it get him | 1366.76 | 5.96 |
| Simon whacking whacka do right here | 1369.88 | 5.08 |
| we're trying to tame this guy I know I'm | 1372.72 | 4.64 |
| hitting him right he's ignoring me which | 1374.96 | 5.959 |
| is nice making good progress okay few | 1377.36 | 4.64 |
| more | 1380.919 | 4.201 |
| hits keep it coming come | 1382.0 | 6.76 |
| on oh yeah there we go did it now neebs | 1385.12 | 5.32 |
| hit the button that puts the rope and | 1388.76 | 4.399 |
| not the stab yep get the Rope got the | 1390.44 | 5.479 |
| thing there it is sorry about your cook | 1393.159 | 4.321 |
| it's all right that was all my fault | 1395.919 | 3.601 |
| thanks for finding them there'll be more | 1397.48 | 4.88 |
| there better be plenty of cooks in the | 1399.52 | 7.36 |
| see uh-oh this bridge doesn't go I know | 1402.36 | 7.199 |
| [ __ ] oh and okay did you put the thing | 1406.88 | 4.399 |
| down cuz a bunch of them just spawned in | 1409.559 | 7.0 |
| no I mean I I had to oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh | 1411.279 | 5.28 |
| [ __ ] yep get out of there I am oh and I | 1417.44 | 5.52 |
| went into a worse place man you know | 1421.12 | 4.0 |
| what I'm kind of thinking at this point | 1422.96 | 3.8 |
| we gift this damn kitty cat to these | 1425.12 | 4.0 |
| mankeys really we're so close to home we | 1426.76 | 5.399 |
| are not oh we're not we are not I'm | 1429.12 | 4.919 |
| hoping on green pie then [ __ ] that kiddy | 1432.159 | 3.681 |
| cat we can come back with the whole team | 1434.039 | 4.201 |
| oh God I want that cat I want you just | 1435.84 | 4.16 |
| said you didn't want to get I know I I | 1438.24 | 3.6 |
| keep saying I wanted it look this brid | 1440.0 | 3.799 |
| is a bad idea come up here and grab it | 1441.84 | 3.439 |
| what come up here and grab it are you | 1443.799 | 3.721 |
| [ __ ] by come grab it come grab the | 1445.279 | 5.0 |
| cat I'm going to we can't I need to heal | 1447.52 | 5.639 |
| cat can't it I need to heal that cat My | 1450.279 | 4.64 |
| worry is it's going to despawn here no | 1453.159 | 4.241 |
| don't let me die here what is going on | 1454.919 | 6.36 |
| why am I stuck R damn it | 1457.4 | 7.36 |
| oh oh my God this is insane leave cream | 1461.279 | 4.801 |
| pie | 1464.76 | 4.0 |
| alone got some real is sh | 1466.08 | 5.76 |
| ABS great build the bridge look look | 1468.76 | 6.24 |
| look look woo let's fight let's [ __ ] | 1471.84 | 5.439 |
| let's | 1475.0 | 5.799 |
| go oh God man they just keep coming | 1477.279 | 5.64 |
| where' my body go I don't know where's | 1480.799 | 4.6 |
| your horse I feel like we got getting | 1482.919 | 5.201 |
| shot oh God yeah this is insane they | 1485.399 | 5.64 |
| just keep coming oh now the mankeys yeah | 1488.12 | 6.24 |
| no yeah we got a bail dude but I got I | 1491.039 | 5.201 |
| need my stuff okay find your stuff I'll | 1494.36 | 4.439 |
| hold them off get on creeper cream pot | 1496.24 | 4.72 |
| oh my God what are you doing cream pot | 1498.799 | 4.0 |
| that's a dead bird I don't know where it | 1500.96 | 4.24 |
| is is oh is that I'm going to lead these | 1502.799 | 5.281 |
| guys away maybe here we go take all get | 1505.2 | 4.64 |
| out of there I'm out a drink oh I got | 1508.08 | 4.199 |
| the good stuff here okay cream pie creen | 1509.84 | 4.8 |
| pie this is like Never Ending Story | 1512.279 | 6.681 |
| creen pie except if it were gross well | 1514.64 | 6.279 |
| subjective is that wolf was freaky in | 1518.96 | 4.52 |
| that movie it was it was effective all | 1520.919 | 4.161 |
| right follow me cre pie this horse is | 1523.48 | 3.319 |
| getting attacked too yeah follow me cre | 1525.08 | 3.88 |
| pie see I'm I'm getting on this horse | 1526.799 | 4.321 |
| and we're getting out of here go turn | 1528.96 | 8.28 |
| turn turn turn go jump jump you do it J | 1531.12 | 8.36 |
| God damn it don't let a depression get | 1537.24 | 5.24 |
| you cream pie come on come on horse okay | 1539.48 | 4.72 |
| you got cream pie get out of here I got | 1542.48 | 4.16 |
| to see if I can rescue this other horse | 1544.2 | 5.4 |
| God I've got a baby spider to take care | 1546.64 | 6.48 |
| of I'm a parent now hor no this horse is | 1549.6 | 5.319 |
| getting killed by pirat I'll see you in | 1553.12 | 6.72 |
| all man TR oh God damn it oh I'm sorry | 1554.919 | 9.161 |
| horse I tried I really did oh my God the | 1559.84 | 6.76 |
| horse is | 1564.08 | 5.479 |
| down I got a drink oh I don't have time | 1566.6 | 5.439 |
| they keep coming one last itch effort | 1569.559 | 6.521 |
| one last itch effort leave them alone no | 1572.039 | 5.0 |
| no | 1576.08 | 6.479 |
| Horse no damn it oh that cat is cursed | 1577.039 | 8.0 |
| did the horse die yeah horse did son of | 1582.559 | 5.561 |
| a bit F mes you got to do it that now | 1585.039 | 6.401 |
| that's your problem stupid cat look at | 1588.12 | 5.12 |
| this cool piece of treasure oh it just | 1591.44 | 3.32 |
| spawns a thousand enemies that never | 1593.24 | 4.48 |
| leave you alone I swear to God only | 1594.76 | 5.159 |
| Conan can figure out how to figure take | 1597.72 | 4.559 |
| a mechanic and make it not | 1599.919 | 7.921 |
| fun God damn it hey Abra hey that crazy | 1602.279 | 8.0 |
| crazy | 1607.84 | 2.439 |
| [Music] | 1614.92 | 4.68 |
| day | 1616.6 | 3.0 |
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