These Spiders are Ridiculous.
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neebs: Hey Simon, have you seen that video 'These Spiders are Ridiculous'? It's my favorite!
simon: Oh yeah, that one where the noobs try to tame an eagle but the spiders keep getting in their way? Classic!
appsro: I can't believe those spiders are causing so much trouble. The noobs need to step up their game!
neebs: Haha, maybe the spiders are just trying to protect their territory. Can't blame them for being ridiculous!
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| Caption | Start | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| how's it going out there simon it's | 6.96 | 3.28 |
| going good you know | 8.24 | 4.88 |
| are you below half yeah finally just | 10.24 | 5.2 |
| just breached that point okay thanks | 13.12 | 4.8 |
| thank god so every now and then i look | 15.44 | 3.679 |
| behind me because i feel like one of | 17.92 | 2.48 |
| those idiots is going to come here and | 19.119 | 3.281 |
| just punch me right and i don't want to | 20.4 | 3.84 |
| get surprised i don't think i'm scared | 22.4 | 3.6 |
| if or anything but that's fine now you | 24.24 | 4.08 |
| be careful so once you once you get out | 26.0 | 3.279 |
| yeah | 28.32 | 2.879 |
| this water's gonna be cold man don't | 29.279 | 3.521 |
| they have like little steps on the back | 31.199 | 3.52 |
| they do but you're right on the damn | 32.8 | 5.2 |
| edge yeah i know [ __ ] i know um i don't | 34.719 | 4.641 |
| know how i'm gonna get you i mean i'm | 38.0 | 3.36 |
| gonna try yeah to pick me up right out | 39.36 | 3.6 |
| of the water that'd be dope because | 41.36 | 3.679 |
| there's probably sharks and [ __ ] or yeah | 42.96 | 4.16 |
| or out of the | 45.039 | 3.84 |
| if you could get on the roof you think | 47.12 | 3.36 |
| you can get on the roof maybe maybe | 48.879 | 3.2 |
| that'd be the best yeah if not | 50.48 | 2.88 |
| definitely not in the water i don't want | 52.079 | 3.441 |
| to try the water the water scares me hey | 53.36 | 4.719 |
| at least there's light on the horizon | 55.52 | 5.519 |
| yes maybe a lot of bodies in here though | 58.079 | 4.8 |
| yeah i kind of hope they come back one | 61.039 | 3.84 |
| more time for one more little slice | 62.879 | 6.521 |
| wouldn't that be nice yeah [ __ ] them | 64.879 | 4.521 |
| [Music] | 69.52 | 5.219 |
| so | 74.799 | 16.161 |
| [Music] | 76.59 | 16.77 |
| oh yeah neebs yeah that is a fun | 90.96 | 4.88 |
| situation there i love it so like what's | 93.36 | 3.68 |
| gonna happen is he's just gonna starve | 95.84 | 3.04 |
| to death i don't know either find a way | 97.04 | 3.439 |
| out or starve to death so now where's | 98.88 | 3.599 |
| simon and where's the dragon simon was | 100.479 | 4.241 |
| just floating around on the river and oh | 102.479 | 4.561 |
| okay yeah sucks to lose that boat it | 104.72 | 4.399 |
| does but it's part of the game will you | 107.04 | 4.64 |
| sure rebuild if we have to sure yeah i'm | 109.119 | 4.801 |
| really uh we need polymer so we need | 111.68 | 4.56 |
| obsidian i really am thinking like this | 113.92 | 4.08 |
| is going to be kind of our main for now | 116.24 | 2.879 |
| this place | 118.0 | 3.04 |
| so i want to build i'd love to build a | 119.119 | 3.441 |
| turret so yeah if they poke their little | 121.04 | 2.8 |
| head in here it's | 122.56 | 2.72 |
| gives us time to like get [ __ ] out and | 123.84 | 3.36 |
| go okay oh yeah i guess that tear down | 125.28 | 4.24 |
| back there is yours oh really yeah sweet | 127.2 | 3.839 |
| which one is that one yeah oh that's | 129.52 | 4.24 |
| terrance trent darby oh really yeah nice | 131.039 | 5.361 |
| the who is terence darby | 133.76 | 8.839 |
| wish you will kiss and tell me baby | 136.4 | 6.199 |
| [Music] | 145.41 | 5.95 |
| nothing nope wishing well nope all right | 148.0 | 7.0 |
| well trust me | 151.36 | 3.64 |
| are you okay i don't know you don't know | 160.319 | 5.121 |
| what's going on uh oh i'm fine all right | 162.4 | 5.6 |
| okay so loud i feel like a drama queen | 165.44 | 5.12 |
| yeah just scared me dude i'm almost out | 168.0 | 5.12 |
| of this [ __ ] yeah okay well i need | 170.56 | 4.399 |
| water so bad | 173.12 | 4.16 |
| i'm close to you all right was that | 174.959 | 4.481 |
| because of my stamina was it i mean i | 177.28 | 4.48 |
| don't know maybe i mean you know what | 179.44 | 3.92 |
| you're stabbing is the lightning bolt oh | 181.76 | 2.96 |
| no no no but when that's all the way | 183.36 | 3.519 |
| down you can pass out maybe i mean you | 184.72 | 3.92 |
| know what honestly i didn't think you | 186.879 | 6.401 |
| passed out but ah yeah yeah you're right | 188.64 | 4.64 |
| all right three so | 193.92 | 4.16 |
| so guys we need polymer like bad okay | 195.68 | 3.839 |
| and that's crap what's in it i've only | 198.08 | 2.72 |
| made two it's cementing face and | 199.519 | 2.8 |
| obsidian so we are going to need more | 200.8 | 3.12 |
| cementing pace which is easy we can make | 202.319 | 3.84 |
| that all day but we need obsidian | 203.92 | 4.72 |
| obsidian yeah so uh so what's the plan | 206.159 | 3.601 |
| do we want to get an argentavis | 208.64 | 2.879 |
| something yeah because | 209.76 | 3.839 |
| obsidian's gonna be heavy man all right | 211.519 | 3.201 |
| thick you've been out and about have you | 213.599 | 2.801 |
| seen any place uh where we might get an | 214.72 | 4.159 |
| argentavis i have seen plenty to the | 216.4 | 4.559 |
| west okay | 218.879 | 3.28 |
| neebs yeah | 220.959 | 2.881 |
| davis yeah all right i'm gonna stay here | 222.159 | 2.72 |
| and work a little bit but why don't you | 223.84 | 2.72 |
| guys go do that yeah i'll go with it | 224.879 | 3.681 |
| okay all righty i'll just sneak on out | 226.56 | 3.84 |
| here yeah i'm gonna make all the damn | 228.56 | 4.319 |
| cementing paste i can oh god i need get | 230.4 | 4.0 |
| kite and two while you're out yep you | 232.879 | 2.961 |
| got it buddy | 234.4 | 4.32 |
| go find a turtle | 235.84 | 2.88 |
| you're right there aren't you so close | 239.2 | 5.599 |
| dude hold on let me look behind me haha | 241.2 | 4.959 |
| all right come on they're like cat | 244.799 | 3.601 |
| roaches work like we wanted to just | 246.159 | 4.481 |
| break come on baby come on come on piece | 248.4 | 4.72 |
| of [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah | 250.64 | 4.64 |
| all right get some water yeah can you | 253.12 | 4.48 |
| get out yeah i'm good hey buddy hey hi | 255.28 | 3.84 |
| hey do you want me to try to pick you up | 257.6 | 3.52 |
| and drop you on top i like it let me get | 259.12 | 4.079 |
| over to you in the back yeah you're | 261.12 | 4.24 |
| swimming you got it i don't see you i | 263.199 | 5.28 |
| mean right here now yeah | 265.36 | 3.119 |
| oh yeah did it drop you off it did on | 269.6 | 3.599 |
| top all right perfect all right all | 271.52 | 3.2 |
| right that was very impressive worked | 273.199 | 3.681 |
| out you could throw it on the wall what | 274.72 | 6.0 |
| throw it on the wall baby i did what's | 276.88 | 3.84 |
| did it do anything | 281.199 | 4.161 |
| i saw it blow up something but just a | 282.639 | 4.721 |
| shock of red i'm | 285.36 | 4.32 |
| so confused by this be careful don't | 287.36 | 4.0 |
| blow yourself up well i guess this is | 289.68 | 6.44 |
| gonna take some time too but whatever | 291.36 | 4.76 |
| [Applause] | 301.63 | 9.17 |
| all right neebs yeah it's kind of a | 308.72 | 3.84 |
| dangerous area but there are some | 310.8 | 4.0 |
| argentavis there's a red white and blue | 312.56 | 3.6 |
| one back there there's a lot by the | 314.8 | 4.8 |
| t-rex yeah yeah yeah but i say we build | 316.16 | 5.92 |
| a trap with those gates where you want | 319.6 | 4.56 |
| it hmm thinking either in the woods | 322.08 | 4.559 |
| which is dangerous or right maybe and | 324.16 | 4.56 |
| see that that little rock ledge in front | 326.639 | 4.4 |
| of me straight across the water yep kind | 328.72 | 4.0 |
| of hide it right there behind the rock a | 331.039 | 2.961 |
| little bit yeah i think that's a good | 332.72 | 3.199 |
| idea okay all right let's get on that | 334.0 | 3.36 |
| fast we can go | 335.919 | 3.521 |
| picking you up again you're on the back | 337.36 | 3.76 |
| i don't see you there you are | 339.44 | 4.64 |
| and boom oh yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah | 341.12 | 5.2 |
| yeah yeah yeah so i'm gonna use all this | 344.08 | 3.679 |
| stuff and you should come land by me too | 346.32 | 2.96 |
| hopefully i should have dropped those | 347.759 | 3.761 |
| freaking things on oh yeah you can do it | 349.28 | 5.04 |
| come i'll go back inside hold on hold on | 351.52 | 4.239 |
| okay take these back inside i'll [ __ ] | 354.32 | 3.52 |
| them all up all right so hold on so yeah | 355.759 | 4.241 |
| do that oh yeah oh you just dropped [ __ ] | 357.84 | 4.639 |
| wiggles i'm going to drop them hold on | 360.0 | 4.88 |
| hold on yeah yeah and then so i go like | 362.479 | 4.56 |
| this and then i'm going to hit oh oh | 364.88 | 4.8 |
| yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh | 367.039 | 4.561 |
| yeah go ahead and get safe and out of my | 369.68 | 4.4 |
| way all right safe and out of your way | 371.6 | 3.68 |
| you're ready to come get me because i'm | 374.08 | 4.08 |
| going to die soon okay here we go come | 375.28 | 6.16 |
| on baby come on baby come on get in okay | 378.16 | 5.599 |
| um then i should just uh have some fun | 381.44 | 3.199 |
| with | 383.759 | 2.801 |
| nope not you | 384.639 | 4.921 |
| nein | 386.56 | 3.0 |
| there we go oh god that's coming at me | 395.36 | 4.399 |
| that one's at me | 397.039 | 2.72 |
| is it breaking yeah | 402.4 | 4.2 |
| [Music] | 407.22 | 5.979 |
| this is really fun i like this game | 409.12 | 4.079 |
| oh come on let's make it sick | 417.039 | 5.761 |
| come on baby please go through the walls | 419.68 | 5.359 |
| yeah | 422.8 | 2.239 |
| all right break up whatever | 425.919 | 3.12 |
| whatever | 427.68 | 3.28 |
| storage they have obviously right wait | 429.039 | 3.361 |
| was that it | 430.96 | 2.639 |
| oops | 432.4 | 2.16 |
| okay | 433.599 | 3.761 |
| that was it that was it yeah all right | 434.56 | 4.479 |
| so get you're working your way to the | 437.36 | 3.52 |
| back yeah i'm ready i'm ready let's get | 439.039 | 5.88 |
| the [ __ ] out of here all right | 440.88 | 4.039 |
| [Applause] | 446.43 | 5.709 |
| [Music] | 449.07 | 3.069 |
| [Applause] | 462.08 | 3.92 |
| [ __ ] | 464.639 | 3.201 |
| oh god oh god | 466.0 | 4.879 |
| oh no no no no no no no tiny tiny tiny | 467.84 | 4.0 |
| tiny | 470.879 | 3.921 |
| babes yeah spider okay um get up in the | 471.84 | 5.199 |
| air i'm in i'm in the trap can the | 474.8 | 4.48 |
| spider get to you thick you see it it's | 477.039 | 3.84 |
| too damn dark no it's oh it's right | 479.28 | 3.039 |
| there on the beach yeah this one is | 480.879 | 3.841 |
| right beside you can you lead them away | 482.319 | 4.72 |
| if i can try what is it attacking i | 484.72 | 3.759 |
| tamed attained a tear it on because i | 487.039 | 3.201 |
| thought i might have lost patini so it's | 488.479 | 3.681 |
| eating that it's eating that one yep | 490.24 | 4.799 |
| okay so let it let it go | 492.16 | 5.52 |
| baby yeah hey | 495.039 | 4.16 |
| come on follow me follow me follow me | 497.68 | 4.079 |
| dummy this way i can't see it oh god | 499.199 | 4.481 |
| it's so dark i don't want to light the | 501.759 | 3.361 |
| torch up otherwise bieber's butthead | 503.68 | 3.919 |
| might see us he still won't well there's | 505.12 | 4.24 |
| that there okay okay that's good all | 507.599 | 3.921 |
| right now can you lead it away | 509.36 | 3.049 |
| oh it's coming to me | 511.52 | 2.56 |
| [Music] | 512.409 | 3.031 |
| it must have been like right across in | 514.08 | 3.199 |
| the redwoods and saw us damn these | 515.44 | 4.0 |
| things can't see him i do i see he's in | 517.279 | 3.921 |
| he's on the lake okay | 519.44 | 3.92 |
| see him right there drifting across oh | 521.2 | 3.68 |
| he's underneath me not sure what his | 523.36 | 4.0 |
| range is oh he's fighting the dodicarus | 524.88 | 4.16 |
| cool all right maybe he'll leave us | 527.36 | 3.04 |
| alone | 529.04 | 3.6 |
| [Music] | 530.4 | 3.76 |
| do you ever have a wraparound pillow | 532.64 | 3.36 |
| like a snug pillow like put your arm | 534.16 | 4.16 |
| around no but i'd like to have one of | 536.0 | 4.399 |
| those that like goes underneath the | 538.32 | 3.6 |
| pillow and there's like a little cave | 540.399 | 4.401 |
| for you try one i want to try one so bad | 541.92 | 5.52 |
| yeah because i i sleep like that yeah | 544.8 | 4.479 |
| and then i have to like train myself to | 547.44 | 3.6 |
| not sleep like that because i wake up | 549.279 | 5.521 |
| and my arm won't move oh yeah yeah yeah | 551.04 | 6.4 |
| how about like a in between your knees | 554.8 | 4.32 |
| you ever do that like one of those like | 557.44 | 3.839 |
| long pillows yeah but like do you want | 559.12 | 3.76 |
| something between your knees i don't | 561.279 | 3.921 |
| mind it like if it's there like when i'm | 562.88 | 5.28 |
| sick i'll i'll usually like that that'll | 565.2 | 5.199 |
| that'll come into play yeah i roll back | 568.16 | 3.76 |
| and forth all night so i'd need one of | 570.399 | 4.081 |
| those weird tunnel pillows on each side | 571.92 | 3.76 |
| oh | 574.48 | 2.0 |
| yeah | 575.68 | 2.48 |
| i want to get i'm so old i want to get | 576.48 | 3.28 |
| one of those adjustable beds that | 578.16 | 3.679 |
| elevates my legs in case my ankles start | 579.76 | 3.84 |
| to swell oh yeah they smell like | 581.839 | 3.921 |
| mothballs do they well because for old | 583.6 | 4.239 |
| people i know but i mean but do they i | 585.76 | 4.8 |
| don't think they could yeah | 587.839 | 4.961 |
| i hope not because that smells bad maybe | 590.56 | 4.48 |
| werthers i like werther's i'll take that | 592.8 | 4.719 |
| i'll take that like caramel i'll take a | 595.04 | 6.239 |
| worthers all day all day all day right | 597.519 | 5.041 |
| you might put some more of those under | 601.279 | 4.0 |
| your pillow that i'll take that over | 602.56 | 5.519 |
| over money from the from the tooth fairy | 605.279 | 4.56 |
| give me some more others | 608.079 | 3.121 |
| and you'll get more teeth because that | 609.839 | 2.961 |
| [ __ ] just rots the teeth out of your | 611.2 | 3.759 |
| mouth if you don't floss next time we | 612.8 | 4.24 |
| should um not to see each other naked | 614.959 | 4.0 |
| but it's i don't like sleeping in my | 617.04 | 5.28 |
| armor right it's not comfortable | 618.959 | 6.0 |
| and and when you pinch your balls it can | 622.32 | 5.12 |
| seriously got in between a couple plates | 624.959 | 3.841 |
| right | 627.44 | 3.04 |
| so next time i don't mind i don't mind | 628.8 | 3.76 |
| looking at your under drawers you know | 630.48 | 4.1 |
| yeah good night good night | 632.56 | 11.279 |
| [Music] | 634.58 | 10.699 |
| oh boy | 643.839 | 3.601 |
| guys you may want to do this without me | 645.279 | 4.081 |
| oh god oh god oh god hey can you call | 647.44 | 4.0 |
| terence | 649.36 | 4.08 |
| time to go buddy where's that spider oh | 651.44 | 3.36 |
| god he's right below me he's right below | 653.44 | 3.12 |
| here oh got that that's not that damn | 654.8 | 3.68 |
| cardo jesus christ oh carter's in the | 656.56 | 4.16 |
| water oh boy i'm going down underwater | 658.48 | 4.479 |
| all right i've got tears with me yep you | 660.72 | 3.52 |
| guys do your thing come on i'm trying to | 662.959 | 2.801 |
| leave this spider off this damn cliff | 664.24 | 3.279 |
| come on come on dummy come on don't you | 665.76 | 3.28 |
| want to jump off that cliff yeah yeah | 667.519 | 3.201 |
| yeah he's so close he's so close to | 669.04 | 3.28 |
| jumping off that cliff man i hate those | 670.72 | 4.559 |
| things hit him with a passion | 672.32 | 5.36 |
| what the hell was that | 675.279 | 4.641 |
| from that distance | 677.68 | 5.92 |
| yep it was long oh my god | 679.92 | 3.68 |
| okay where'd they go oh god tiny tiny i | 684.88 | 4.48 |
| need you to come to me buddy time to go | 687.6 | 3.44 |
| time to go tiny | 689.36 | 5.12 |
| tiny tiny tiny tiny come on buddy there | 691.04 | 4.799 |
| you go | 694.48 | 4.32 |
| i i have prepared okay i'm right here to | 695.839 | 4.721 |
| your right all right spiders off the | 698.8 | 2.65 |
| cliff | 700.56 | 3.04 |
| [Music] | 701.45 | 4.069 |
| let's see if we can catch this damn argy | 703.6 | 3.76 |
| of course there's a t-rex here now it's | 705.519 | 5.921 |
| okay all right thank you thick yep | 707.36 | 4.08 |
| simon what are you doing i was just | 713.44 | 3.519 |
| flying around the coast what you doing i | 714.88 | 4.56 |
| was just taking fatty out for a walk oh | 716.959 | 4.32 |
| yeah fanny hadn't been walking a bunch | 719.44 | 4.24 |
| you know what i mean yeah i do i don't | 721.279 | 4.0 |
| want to deal with those guys even though | 723.68 | 2.959 |
| fatty would [ __ ] him up we should have | 725.279 | 2.881 |
| called him fatty | 726.639 | 3.44 |
| josephine like we don't where's even | 728.16 | 4.32 |
| what's that from i have no idea someone | 730.079 | 4.56 |
| else named it but that's okay well well | 732.48 | 4.0 |
| i tell you what i changed the name we'll | 734.639 | 4.32 |
| change the name right now | 736.48 | 3.919 |
| okay | 738.959 | 3.761 |
| all right now | 740.399 | 6.081 |
| all right options change name so you | 742.72 | 6.799 |
| took that main downward hill i mean i've | 746.48 | 4.56 |
| just been doing a loop you don't want to | 749.519 | 4.481 |
| you know worry about me i'm coming back | 751.04 | 6.0 |
| i'm coming back up okay come back up i'm | 754.0 | 5.92 |
| coming back up too fatty okay not | 757.04 | 4.4 |
| josephine because we don't even know the | 759.92 | 3.84 |
| origins of that makes no sense no we got | 761.44 | 6.56 |
| fanny piatti i like fans me too | 763.76 | 6.72 |
| fatty | 768.0 | 2.48 |
| fat little thighs | 771.519 | 5.601 |
| it was fat guys i got fed up with thighs | 774.48 | 5.28 |
| he's so cute fatty loves it oh yeah he | 777.12 | 4.56 |
| loves it | 779.76 | 5.199 |
| oh look at that oh fatty patty patty | 781.68 | 6.0 |
| how'd you spell fatty f-a-t-d-y | 784.959 | 3.541 |
| okay fatty | 787.68 | 3.879 |
| [Music] | 788.5 | 3.059 |
| [Music] | 795.29 | 2.87 |
| [Applause] | 796.24 | 3.92 |
| yeah that argentavis wins man that's a | 798.16 | 4.08 |
| keeper that'll be the one i think he's | 800.16 | 2.96 |
| gonna | 802.24 | 2.32 |
| come on baby | 803.12 | 3.04 |
| that's gonna be our one should i give | 804.56 | 3.04 |
| him a little help yeah if you can get a | 806.16 | 2.88 |
| shot on that just you know how the | 807.6 | 4.08 |
| weapons are oh yeah okay hold on oh | 809.04 | 4.479 |
| we're all here yeah i'm here too great i | 811.68 | 5.76 |
| got my rifle out all right let's see | 813.519 | 6.161 |
| come on t-rex leave that rgb | 817.44 | 3.36 |
| okay | 819.68 | 2.64 |
| who wants to lead him i'll lead him all | 820.8 | 2.96 |
| right i'm going to the trap i'll be on | 822.32 | 3.12 |
| the back door all right | 823.76 | 4.4 |
| moving in moving in hard moving in soft | 825.44 | 4.56 |
| there you go give him a little nip or | 828.16 | 3.919 |
| something come on take it slow take it | 830.0 | 4.8 |
| super slow yeah this guy's gonna be a | 832.079 | 6.241 |
| beast i got a t-rex all right no spiders | 834.8 | 4.96 |
| no [ __ ] | 838.32 | 4.48 |
| here we go all right tidy he wants to be | 839.76 | 5.36 |
| our friends get one of the doors open | 842.8 | 4.399 |
| all right coming in both doors are open | 845.12 | 4.159 |
| okay on the caboose okay so you're gonna | 847.199 | 4.32 |
| close the back door neebs yeah all right | 849.279 | 4.881 |
| i'm on the side looking at this door | 851.519 | 4.961 |
| nick tell me when to close it go boom | 854.16 | 4.08 |
| all right yes yes yes yes all right | 856.48 | 3.2 |
| [ __ ] stay in there stay in there | 858.24 | 4.08 |
| going all right oh yeah easy appearance | 859.68 | 4.56 |
| come on aren't you come on look at me | 862.32 | 4.8 |
| look at me baby look at me baby oh he's | 864.24 | 4.8 |
| he's a big boy i know it i know he's a | 867.12 | 3.92 |
| big boy yeah what was his level i don't | 869.04 | 4.479 |
| know oh level 100 yeah come on go down | 871.04 | 4.159 |
| go now he's bloody why is he bloody | 873.519 | 3.521 |
| maybe because he was in that fight i'm | 875.199 | 3.2 |
| dropping all right he's down he's down | 877.04 | 4.0 |
| he's down okay nevermind all right | 878.399 | 4.24 |
| okay putting in some meat putting in | 881.04 | 4.08 |
| some narcotics and boom | 882.639 | 5.2 |
| we're taming a damn argentavis finally | 885.12 | 4.159 |
| jeez | 887.839 | 3.281 |
| oh neebs get out my way please right | 889.279 | 3.841 |
| here on the beach raptor on the beach | 891.12 | 4.959 |
| that's my favorite drink | 893.12 | 6.399 |
| okay oh this is okay or if they found | 896.079 | 5.521 |
| this place yet salmon i found like a | 899.519 | 4.721 |
| village thing really yeah like you could | 901.6 | 4.799 |
| start a little commune of uh | 904.24 | 5.039 |
| losers you know i think i might have run | 906.399 | 5.201 |
| across that wooden fence there yeah yeah | 909.279 | 4.24 |
| this is uh this is neat for if you had a | 911.6 | 3.679 |
| group something to do i'll be back and | 913.519 | 5.12 |
| i'm gonna raise a creature from an egg | 915.279 | 5.601 |
| oh that sounds good | 918.639 | 4.961 |
| all right and light the fire | 920.88 | 5.44 |
| um okay what the [ __ ] let me uh let me | 923.6 | 4.64 |
| at least put some in here | 926.32 | 3.28 |
| yeah | 928.24 | 2.959 |
| and light it | 929.6 | 4.0 |
| still i think that'd be weird if still i | 931.199 | 5.281 |
| mean that'd be weird if still | 933.6 | 5.359 |
| all right purple now don't burn me now | 936.48 | 4.96 |
| yeah too cold what the [ __ ] was there a | 938.959 | 4.56 |
| special way to i don't know i'm going to | 941.44 | 3.44 |
| eat that egg | 943.519 | 3.201 |
| what is it | 944.88 | 3.12 |
| because or whatever it's one of those | 946.72 | 3.039 |
| little like that can kind of fly a | 948.0 | 3.44 |
| little bit it's not important i was just | 949.759 | 3.44 |
| bored ah | 951.44 | 5.12 |
| are these like there i don't know | 953.199 | 7.281 |
| i don't know guess what what | 956.56 | 3.92 |
| yeah now we're ready for something that | 960.88 | 3.04 |
| takes this much heat that's what she | 962.24 | 6.519 |
| said i don't know she might have | 963.92 | 4.839 |
| there we go yeah | 968.88 | 4.319 |
| okay open the door just to follow and | 970.8 | 5.279 |
| get out of here yeah hey time to go | 973.199 | 5.841 |
| buddy okay with me yeah let's see let's | 976.079 | 3.921 |
| get back | 979.04 | 2.799 |
| he's following you yeah yeah yeah all | 980.0 | 6.399 |
| right nice you got it yeah oh what a day | 981.839 | 6.641 |
| i need a drink oh yeah yeah i'm going | 986.399 | 4.161 |
| back i'm getting a drink yeah we'll get | 988.48 | 3.68 |
| a raptor on the beach | 990.56 | 3.199 |
| what is it a raptor on the beach i don't | 992.16 | 3.44 |
| know never had one said it was your | 993.759 | 3.361 |
| favorite drink let's make it up right | 995.6 | 4.96 |
| now rafter on the beach whiskey rum | 997.12 | 7.04 |
| vodka and uh orange juice schnapps | 1000.56 | 4.88 |
| that's gross | 1004.16 | 2.88 |
| wrapped on a beach | 1005.44 | 2.959 |
| [ __ ] on the beach | 1007.04 | 4.76 |
| that's got kahlua | 1008.399 | 3.401 |
| [Music] | 1016.49 | 16.729 |
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Neebs Gaming has done it again with their latest Ark series! In episode 6 of Noobs vs Alpha Tribe, our intrepid survivors embark on an exciting quest to tame their first flying mount. However, danger lurks around every corner in the form of vicious spiders guarding their nests.
I always get sucked right into the cinematic stories Neebs crafts. Even though I've played Ark myself, watching the Neebs crew bumble through the early game from their custom-built thatch hut is endlessly entertaining. Their trademark humor paired with the sweeping camera shots make it feel like I'm watching a movie, not just another gaming video.
Each cast member plays their role to perfection. Simon is the anxious yet optimistic leader trying to keep the team alive. Thick provides comic relief with his frequent screams and deaths. Applesauce is the capable builder, designing their increasingly elaborate bases. And Dora, well, Dora is just happy to be included. With this cast of characters, Neebs could make even the most mundane task interesting.
While I'd love to join their server and assist the noobs directly, getting to tag along through masterfully edited videos is the next best thing. Neebs Gaming is one of the few channels that can truly do justice to the immersive worlds and experiences offered by games like Ark. Their cinematic style allows viewers to enjoy the game almost as much as playing it themselves.
So if you're looking for entertaining gaming content with high production value, look no further than Neebs Gaming. Their Ark series showcases all of their strengths - storytelling, humor, and top-notch editing. I can't wait to see what adventures and hilarious struggles the noobs will get up to next!
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