Stealing a Ship... Using a NUKE!
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neebs: Hey guys, welcome back to Neebs Gaming! Today, we're talking about why stealing a ship using a nuke is our favorite YouTube video. It's like the ultimate heist meets explosion, am I right?
simon: Oh yeah, definitely! I mean, who needs stealth when you can just blow everything up, right? It's like a Michael Bay movie meets Ocean's Eleven, but in space!
appsro: Haha, you guys are crazy! But seriously, using a nuke to steal a ship in Pulsar: Lost Colony is just epic. It's like the ultimate power move in the galaxy. Plus, who doesn't love a good explosion?
neebs: Exactly! It's all about style and pizzazz when it comes to intergalactic theft. And let's be real, nothing says 'badass' like using a nuke as your getaway vehicle!
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Hey there, fellow Neebs Gaming fans! If you're like me and can't get enough of the hilarious adventures the boys get into, then you're in for a treat with their latest video on "Pulsar: Lost Colony" where they decide to use the nuclear option. I mean, who knows what kind of chaos they'll unleash this time?
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| Caption | Start | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| captain | 0.56 | 3.92 |
| yeah you feel like dropping a bomb why | 1.68 | 4.54 |
| not i guess | 4.48 | 5.37 |
| [Music] | 6.22 | 3.63 |
| yeah yeah let's uh let's try it out see | 10.08 | 4.639 |
| how it goes and then maybe we find a | 12.48 | 4.879 |
| ship and take it out okay with the bomb | 14.719 | 4.64 |
| yeah the shields and steal it i'm | 17.359 | 3.76 |
| excited to try this nuke | 19.359 | 3.201 |
| yeah it's not really a nuke it's like an | 21.119 | 3.761 |
| emp nuke so so we're hoping that there's | 22.56 | 3.92 |
| gonna be a threat right out here and if | 24.88 | 3.44 |
| so that's what we're gonna do | 26.48 | 4.24 |
| and i'm gonna need one other person to | 28.32 | 4.399 |
| help me drop this nuke well i think | 30.72 | 3.679 |
| captain yes you know yeah you and | 32.719 | 3.281 |
| captain you're going to drop the nuke | 34.399 | 4.0 |
| okay all right shall we get out of work | 36.0 | 4.32 |
| yep all right let's do it and then we're | 38.399 | 3.361 |
| nuking | 40.32 | 3.2 |
| all right all right thor you might want | 41.76 | 3.76 |
| to block any uh oh we're getting shot at | 43.52 | 5.519 |
| right oh yeah yeah oh wonderful so uh | 45.52 | 5.44 |
| i'm going towards them we're nuking what | 49.039 | 3.441 |
| do we do i don't know | 50.96 | 3.279 |
| let me get on the guns tell me when you | 52.48 | 3.599 |
| got a good shot all right all right fine | 54.239 | 3.601 |
| we got two ships out there abandoned | 56.079 | 4.081 |
| clunker and an eclectic abandoned ripper | 57.84 | 3.84 |
| all right close to him | 60.16 | 3.92 |
| at the same time okay on three we're | 61.68 | 4.479 |
| gonna flip these switches here okay | 64.08 | 5.76 |
| three two one flip it | 66.159 | 5.361 |
| did you flip yours | 69.84 | 4.48 |
| turn my light on | 71.52 | 2.8 |
| did we hit r i don't know but hey you | 74.4 | 3.92 |
| guys shooting today we're not shooting | 76.64 | 3.119 |
| at all just keep driving i'm trying to | 78.32 | 2.96 |
| do the new thing | 79.759 | 3.921 |
| i know but let's do it | 81.28 | 6.56 |
| oh wait unlock nuclear devices | 83.68 | 4.16 |
| [Music] | 90.47 | 3.04 |
| hey get us near the enemy simon okay | 97.119 | 4.64 |
| [ __ ] you i was the one being nice all | 99.2 | 3.52 |
| right | 101.759 | 4.0 |
| count down and then three two one | 102.72 | 4.48 |
| i think they took out our lights or | 105.759 | 2.961 |
| power damage | 107.2 | 3.68 |
| all right we got it oh it's back okay | 108.72 | 6.16 |
| it's back all right three two one why is | 110.88 | 5.76 |
| it r which one is it oh wait i gotta hit | 114.88 | 3.919 |
| unlock again no unload | 116.64 | 4.4 |
| unload so it's loaded it's loaded we hit | 118.799 | 4.801 |
| our power again uh come on aftermath we | 121.04 | 4.719 |
| might need you on uh engineering okay | 123.6 | 3.92 |
| i'm gonna take a peek thank you oh yeah | 125.759 | 3.84 |
| we're overheating big time there we go | 127.52 | 3.84 |
| what do we do all right let's let's take | 129.599 | 3.441 |
| this thing out like we're gonna have to | 131.36 | 3.44 |
| defend ourselves one more time | 133.04 | 5.04 |
| all right three two one okay | 134.8 | 6.32 |
| it's not doing anything it's oh wait i | 138.08 | 5.519 |
| clicked it there we go i clicked it you | 141.12 | 5.28 |
| have to click it | 143.599 | 2.801 |
| target bandit clunker do it | 147.04 | 4.0 |
| oh wait oh | 151.599 | 3.801 |
| [Music] | 156.27 | 2.25 |
| [Applause] | 157.01 | 18.36 |
| [Music] | 158.52 | 17.09 |
| [Applause] | 175.37 | 4.979 |
| [Music] | 175.61 | 4.739 |
| power's back i was back | 181.44 | 4.28 |
| just as we lost power on the ship ben | 186.319 | 4.401 |
| clunkers took our power of the office | 188.64 | 4.4 |
| god damn bandit clunkers all right so | 190.72 | 5.28 |
| neebs we are warping now into a wd | 193.04 | 4.8 |
| corporation territory i think they're | 196.0 | 3.12 |
| going to have the ships we'll be able to | 197.84 | 3.36 |
| abort they don't like us do they no the | 199.12 | 4.08 |
| wd corporation does not care for us we | 201.2 | 4.08 |
| got a negative eight with them good [ __ ] | 203.2 | 4.24 |
| them but listen if we get into a system | 205.28 | 4.239 |
| with multiple ships and they have like | 207.44 | 3.76 |
| the little ships we take the little | 209.519 | 4.0 |
| ships out first and then nuke the big | 211.2 | 4.64 |
| one i like that i like that and listen i | 213.519 | 4.08 |
| understand all right i got a phone to | 215.84 | 3.6 |
| pick with you i understand if i talk too | 217.599 | 3.521 |
| much i get that but when we're in the | 219.44 | 3.28 |
| middle of a battle | 221.12 | 4.0 |
| you shut the [ __ ] up whoa and let me | 222.72 | 4.48 |
| [ __ ] ask questions because i'm trying | 225.12 | 5.199 |
| to hear your [ __ ] | 227.2 | 3.119 |
| questions i'll drive the ship all right | 238.84 | 5.72 |
| guys reputable wd warrior out there | 241.36 | 4.64 |
| okay i forgot what i was gonna talk | 244.56 | 3.12 |
| about yeah | 246.0 | 3.439 |
| we'll talk about this later no let's go | 247.68 | 4.16 |
| we're not gonna we have to all right get | 249.439 | 3.281 |
| us close | 251.84 | 4.0 |
| yeah we gotta get close | 252.72 | 3.12 |
| took a hit on that one okay oh boy i've | 267.44 | 3.92 |
| lost damn it i don't have any signal oh | 269.28 | 3.44 |
| wait there we go | 271.36 | 2.88 |
| let's go | 272.72 | 4.0 |
| do what quick uh take these guys out | 274.24 | 4.16 |
| with the nuke i need some sort of | 276.72 | 4.4 |
| communication okay let's go get us close | 278.4 | 5.12 |
| to him how far all right knees | 281.12 | 4.48 |
| there's only one one i didn't know | 283.52 | 5.119 |
| there's been two several times three two | 285.6 | 5.92 |
| one stick i know but we can at least arm | 288.639 | 6.0 |
| it okay geez hold up all right okay | 291.52 | 7.84 |
| unload nope ready three two one | 294.639 | 7.761 |
| mine didn't do oh my god i clicked it | 299.36 | 4.24 |
| what do you want me to do let's try it | 302.4 | 2.32 |
| again | 303.6 | 3.439 |
| three two one click | 304.72 | 4.72 |
| okay all right now what's it say there | 307.039 | 5.521 |
| um unload nuclear device vice arm | 309.44 | 5.199 |
| i think our engineering's on fire target | 312.56 | 4.079 |
| target you want me to rock that no i got | 314.639 | 5.28 |
| it i got it i got it oh we got smoke | 316.639 | 4.881 |
| on fire i'm going to it i'm going to put | 319.919 | 4.161 |
| my suit on | 321.52 | 2.56 |
| okay think can you do it can you push | 336.96 | 3.679 |
| the button well we gotta ah okay gotta | 338.479 | 5.121 |
| get close to it it's not a fuel | 340.639 | 6.0 |
| and it's got yeah it's going way uh | 343.6 | 5.36 |
| way out | 346.639 | 4.641 |
| near the bomb let's get on guns let's | 348.96 | 3.6 |
| take it out i don't understand what | 351.28 | 4.0 |
| you're saying look the bomb ran out of | 352.56 | 3.84 |
| fuel | 355.28 | 3.28 |
| how do we fuel the bomb come on we just | 356.4 | 5.04 |
| need to kill this ship damn it make the | 358.56 | 4.479 |
| bombs out of fuel what kind of sense | 361.44 | 3.84 |
| does that | 363.039 | 2.241 |
| time mean gotta thank you drive through | 365.44 | 4.16 |
| do we need to load fuel capsule is that | 367.919 | 3.601 |
| how it works maybe i'm sorry i think | 369.6 | 3.599 |
| that's how it works i have no idea i've | 371.52 | 3.119 |
| never used a nuclear device on this ship | 373.199 | 3.84 |
| before well what i saw was it was | 374.639 | 4.081 |
| getting further and further away from | 377.039 | 3.521 |
| the ship is there another ship that's a | 378.72 | 5.199 |
| scout did you fire the bomb we did okay | 380.56 | 5.68 |
| and it ran out of fuel yeah there's a | 383.919 | 5.28 |
| scout yep let's uh scout oh yeah wd | 386.24 | 4.959 |
| scout coming in right now comes down | 389.199 | 4.241 |
| yeah there was another ship and now | 391.199 | 4.56 |
| there is those down simon there you go | 393.44 | 4.72 |
| thank you sir did we not have a new luke | 395.759 | 4.401 |
| anymore i don't believe so so we just | 398.16 | 4.08 |
| have to buy another one he just shot out | 400.16 | 5.759 |
| there just did nothing right | 402.24 | 3.679 |
| it was all like | 406.24 | 2.64 |
| all right cam take two take two take two | 415.919 | 4.56 |
| two we gotta be closer right that was a | 418.72 | 3.68 |
| problem last time yes all right but we | 420.479 | 3.921 |
| still have our nuke that's good good | 422.4 | 3.519 |
| good yeah all right permission to come | 424.4 | 3.28 |
| out of warp yeah let's do it let's do it | 425.919 | 3.12 |
| let's get it here we go | 427.68 | 3.519 |
| long range comms off the bat all right | 429.039 | 4.56 |
| vulnerable wd scout indicator that's the | 431.199 | 4.72 |
| one we want to take out the scout first | 433.599 | 3.761 |
| all right let's see which one's a orb | 435.919 | 4.081 |
| which we're taking out first take it fb | 437.36 | 5.2 |
| let's do it three at b okay two point | 440.0 | 4.72 |
| four kilometers three kilometers that's | 442.56 | 3.52 |
| the vulnerable one we're getting hit | 444.72 | 3.919 |
| with a virus yeah i'll get it job wear | 446.08 | 4.959 |
| them down | 448.639 | 2.4 |
| they stop it they might have shot it | 456.479 | 4.201 |
| down | 457.68 | 3.0 |
| yep all right we are 13 kilometers away | 466.56 | 4.88 |
| we need to get closer yes we do i'm | 469.36 | 4.88 |
| gonna get some boost let me get a little | 471.44 | 4.68 |
| love tap | 474.24 | 4.48 |
| here yeah now how close we need to be to | 476.12 | 5.24 |
| get this new going closing quick all | 478.72 | 4.319 |
| right hey hey | 481.36 | 3.2 |
| how close do we need to be let's just | 483.039 | 3.761 |
| get close at least two kilometers all | 484.56 | 3.6 |
| right we've knocked this shield in if | 486.8 | 2.64 |
| we've knocked the shields down we're | 488.16 | 4.159 |
| going after his whole | 489.44 | 4.08 |
| all right let's go ahead and launch it | 492.319 | 3.201 |
| new this thing's already loaded uh in | 493.52 | 4.0 |
| engineer you uh all right i'm gonna grab | 495.52 | 4.079 |
| my two here we're close okay what am i | 497.52 | 4.16 |
| doing you just said i'm watching i'm | 499.599 | 4.481 |
| launching do it baby do it | 501.68 | 5.199 |
| i don't know | 504.08 | 2.799 |
| do i do this i don't know how to launch | 512.719 | 4.32 |
| this thing | 514.56 | 2.479 |
| i made it to you oh my | 517.279 | 3.68 |
| yeah distance to target four thousand | 528.88 | 3.92 |
| come on baby | 531.519 | 3.041 |
| three thousand come on | 532.8 | 4.64 |
| get closer get closer come on baby two | 534.56 | 7.56 |
| thousand uh-huh oh it's getting closer | 537.44 | 4.68 |
| it blew up but it was not at the enemy | 552.88 | 4.32 |
| oh wait they're dead in the water aren't | 555.44 | 3.92 |
| they man yeah we really [ __ ] look at | 557.2 | 4.0 |
| them now let's see if we can board right | 559.36 | 3.52 |
| now we can't oh boy look oh that might | 561.2 | 5.04 |
| be me i'm sorry i was uh oh now um now i | 562.88 | 5.36 |
| can't move i got it i got it i got it | 566.24 | 3.92 |
| yeah here we go sorry all right what | 568.24 | 5.68 |
| should i do see if we can board this guy | 570.16 | 5.6 |
| okay there's nothing so we can't board | 573.92 | 3.039 |
| this guy yeah we must not be able to | 575.76 | 2.639 |
| board this type of ship simon can you | 576.959 | 2.56 |
| get us close i want to take a look at | 578.399 | 2.56 |
| this ship yes | 579.519 | 4.0 |
| where is he oh he's right there | 580.959 | 4.241 |
| yeah oh if i can hear him | 583.519 | 4.161 |
| yeah he's uh chewing at us a little bit | 585.2 | 4.079 |
| yeah i guess we can't board this type of | 587.68 | 3.52 |
| shoes all right | 589.279 | 4.161 |
| chew em up chew em up i'm gonna board | 591.2 | 4.639 |
| these ships one of these days one day | 593.44 | 4.48 |
| can't wait let's just take him out come | 595.839 | 3.201 |
| on | 597.92 | 4.44 |
| oh my god | 599.04 | 3.32 |
| all right let's grab that scrap next | 604.24 | 3.039 |
| ship | 606.399 | 5.701 |
| we got it boarded we got it if we can | 607.279 | 8.09 |
| [Music] | 612.1 | 3.269 |
| bounty just came in captain okay | 618.48 | 5.039 |
| i mean those guys we could probably | 621.04 | 4.0 |
| steal one of their ships you know the | 623.519 | 3.041 |
| bounty ship yeah yeah | 625.04 | 3.919 |
| so it's an option i say yeah i like that | 626.56 | 4.56 |
| idea let me accept this get the umbra | 628.959 | 4.081 |
| yeah can we make money what's that five | 631.12 | 3.279 |
| thousand credits five thousand credits | 633.04 | 3.359 |
| so maybe if we just kill the crew right | 634.399 | 3.841 |
| kill the crew take their ship make the | 636.399 | 3.761 |
| money okay are we coming on them on this | 638.24 | 3.839 |
| jump no we're jumping into another wd | 640.16 | 3.2 |
| system actually we're about to come out | 642.079 | 2.721 |
| a warp so | 643.36 | 4.08 |
| be ready and then next stop yeah we do | 644.8 | 4.64 |
| it let's see anything here there's there | 647.44 | 3.6 |
| over here | 649.44 | 3.839 |
| yeah there's a uh yeah overcharged | 651.04 | 4.799 |
| beacon reputable wd warrior now yeah | 653.279 | 3.761 |
| let's get the hell out of here yeah we | 655.839 | 5.041 |
| need to okay okay let's put this | 657.04 | 3.84 |
| [Music] | 666.48 | 3.1 |
| great nice | 672.959 | 3.921 |
| i'm gonna need to buy some coolant soon | 675.04 | 3.12 |
| how are we looking after because this | 676.88 | 3.92 |
| next stop is the bounty well our hull's | 678.16 | 4.72 |
| taking a little bit of a beating but we | 680.8 | 5.92 |
| yeah we play it smart we should be okay | 682.88 | 3.84 |
| that doesn't yeah like us right | 687.36 | 4.159 |
| seriously it doesn't doesn't oh boy oh | 688.959 | 3.921 |
| and our coolants down all right well | 691.519 | 3.281 |
| here goes nothing all right let's see if | 692.88 | 4.0 |
| we can get a ship ready all right ready | 694.8 | 4.96 |
| and boom blocking long range calm | 696.88 | 5.84 |
| scanning gray slayer and the umbra the | 699.76 | 5.92 |
| gray slayer and the umbra um we want the | 702.72 | 4.48 |
| umbra i think right | 705.68 | 3.44 |
| race lair has a little bit more shields | 707.2 | 4.16 |
| all right they're on our tail i do not | 709.12 | 4.8 |
| have a shoe now i have a shot targeting | 711.36 | 5.279 |
| targeting a | 713.92 | 2.719 |
| oh [ __ ] all right go for a still right | 724.8 | 5.52 |
| yep yeah we can board all right or the | 727.76 | 5.28 |
| umbra all right now we got to pick one | 730.32 | 4.16 |
| of the other i know let's well let's | 733.04 | 3.2 |
| take out the umbra first and then we can | 734.48 | 4.08 |
| board the grey slayer oh [ __ ] i like | 736.24 | 5.12 |
| that all right so still a oh yeah | 738.56 | 4.32 |
| we need to take one of these guys out | 741.36 | 2.96 |
| before we move on to the other checking | 742.88 | 2.079 |
| out | 744.32 | 2.4 |
| i got it oh man yeah we're getting hit | 744.959 | 3.12 |
| with more viruses i know i'm trying to | 746.72 | 3.119 |
| work on them so if they're not matching | 748.079 | 3.601 |
| memory i [ __ ] hate this so much right | 749.839 | 3.841 |
| oh yeah what happened to hey i was ready | 751.68 | 4.56 |
| to board a okay hope we can oh boy | 753.68 | 4.0 |
| missile | 756.24 | 2.8 |
| we could have but | 757.68 | 4.64 |
| my suggestion would be take out one yeah | 759.04 | 4.96 |
| okay i just hope we can board me you | 762.32 | 2.4 |
| know | 764.0 | 2.72 |
| uh we should be able to all right we're | 764.72 | 5.76 |
| wearing it down oh [ __ ] wait oh boys | 766.72 | 6.32 |
| oh [ __ ] | 770.48 | 2.56 |
| okay yeah we got that guy let's go after | 781.839 | 5.041 |
| the great slayer oh boy there were | 783.44 | 3.44 |
| keep | 798.88 | 2.16 |
| if i can board baby all right you ready | 813.04 | 6.4 |
| names yup me and knives are going boom | 815.36 | 4.08 |
| oh we're on their ship oh yeah oh yeah i | 819.68 | 4.0 |
| can't believe it | 822.16 | 3.359 |
| burning oh [ __ ] what should we do while | 823.68 | 3.36 |
| we're here uh we need to get to their uh | 825.519 | 2.801 |
| to their bridge we need to make sure | 827.04 | 3.039 |
| that we kill them okay uh go to the | 828.32 | 3.759 |
| bridge and kill them oh screen's locked | 830.079 | 3.521 |
| all the screen's locked can we oh boy | 832.079 | 3.281 |
| this thing now what do we do i don't | 833.6 | 3.039 |
| know dick are you still shooting at this | 835.36 | 3.039 |
| ship should i put these fires up there | 836.639 | 3.521 |
| all right there we go yeah don't worry | 838.399 | 4.641 |
| i'm not shooting the ship no i is | 840.16 | 4.799 |
| someone shooting the ship don't shoot us | 843.04 | 4.4 |
| i'm not i couldn't i'm looking for their | 844.959 | 4.161 |
| way to shooting stuff | 847.44 | 4.16 |
| it might be like automated whoa at ease | 849.12 | 4.24 |
| it's saying on my screen | 851.6 | 3.52 |
| oh my god he's at ease at ease that was | 853.36 | 4.719 |
| me i said that okay | 855.12 | 5.12 |
| all right got that guy he's down | 858.079 | 5.041 |
| oh [ __ ] got behind us | 860.24 | 4.8 |
| we got him he's down | 863.12 | 4.64 |
| meredith raw killed me what you're dead | 865.04 | 4.4 |
| yes oh god | 867.76 | 3.759 |
| i'm in this damn [ __ ] by myself no | 869.44 | 4.0 |
| you're not i'm with you simon oh no | 871.519 | 3.76 |
| meredith ross right here oh he's | 873.44 | 5.759 |
| shooting me oh this guy wow | 875.279 | 3.92 |
| what what happened i'm destroying guys | 879.6 | 7.28 |
| now did we blow them up | 883.44 | 5.759 |
| did somebody blow them up with our | 886.88 | 3.519 |
| captains | 889.199 | 3.681 |
| and on board is the captain and absorb | 890.399 | 4.56 |
| dead captain | 892.88 | 2.88 |
| oh | 894.959 | 3.041 |
| what is that green so i wasn't sure oh | 895.76 | 3.36 |
| that's right | 898.0 | 2.48 |
| there's somebody else right here we're | 899.12 | 3.36 |
| good we're good we're good | 900.48 | 5.52 |
| we're back okay okay | 902.48 | 3.52 |
| i wasn't targeting anything how did the | 906.72 | 4.08 |
| ship blow up | 908.88 | 3.519 |
| i don't know | 910.8 | 3.599 |
| listen but i kept seeing i think when no | 912.399 | 3.761 |
| one's on this other turret i think it | 914.399 | 4.161 |
| becomes like otto oh [ __ ] i should turn | 916.16 | 4.64 |
| this green alert on here we go yeah so | 918.56 | 4.16 |
| you guys were on the other ship yeah we | 920.8 | 3.92 |
| were yeah we had boarded it we had taken | 922.72 | 4.08 |
| their crew out and then it blew up | 924.72 | 4.16 |
| was it a nice ship oh yeah it was pretty | 926.8 | 3.12 |
| decent | 928.88 | 2.879 |
| better than this one i think we can find | 929.92 | 4.56 |
| a better one though okay good oh my god | 931.759 | 5.2 |
| let's uh we need to heal up yeah we | 934.48 | 3.68 |
| should probably take the ship in for | 936.959 | 3.68 |
| repairs cap yeah hey we already grabbed | 938.16 | 4.239 |
| all the scrap we could move yeah we made | 940.639 | 4.56 |
| money nice | 942.399 | 2.8 |
| all right same deal as last time there's | 949.04 | 3.84 |
| gonna be two ships we take out one then | 950.8 | 4.399 |
| we try to board the other it sounds good | 952.88 | 4.959 |
| maybe we keep it yeah and uh don't blow | 955.199 | 4.64 |
| the other ship up while we're on there | 957.839 | 4.0 |
| gotcha we remove the third turret maybe | 959.839 | 4.24 |
| that won't be like auto shooting and i | 961.839 | 4.401 |
| will hit board the enemy maybe that'll | 964.079 | 4.401 |
| help okay are we ready to do this yup | 966.24 | 4.08 |
| here we go | 968.48 | 3.52 |
| how are we looking all right i see a | 970.32 | 4.639 |
| ship seven kilometers away we got slap | 972.0 | 6.24 |
| dash and uh torch take it out taking out | 974.959 | 6.161 |
| the torch let's go towards it | 978.24 | 4.08 |
| oh and the torque yeah we should take | 981.12 | 3.2 |
| out the torch first oh i'm ready i | 982.32 | 3.68 |
| already don't have power oh [ __ ] we've | 984.32 | 3.12 |
| been hit with a virus all right coming | 986.0 | 3.6 |
| up coming up oh so what am i going for a | 987.44 | 4.56 |
| or b b all right yep there we go | 989.6 | 6.239 |
| antivirus here we go going for b this | 992.0 | 5.519 |
| [ __ ] here we go with the numbers again | 995.839 | 3.12 |
| good luck | 997.519 | 5.68 |
| oh damn it lost power yep virus | 998.959 | 5.68 |
| i don't know | 1003.199 | 4.0 |
| i don't know | 1004.639 | 2.56 |
| you got this buddy oh wow okay | 1007.519 | 5.281 |
| all right let me let me put some uh | 1010.88 | 3.759 |
| shield action on these guys got lots of | 1012.8 | 4.399 |
| viruses don't they yeah yeah i hate this | 1014.639 | 3.921 |
| so much | 1017.199 | 3.841 |
| you gotta go to the barbershop oh god | 1018.56 | 4.24 |
| they're about to be gone | 1021.04 | 4.76 |
| oh | 1022.8 | 3.0 |
| hold on i need to check uh [ __ ] [ __ ] | 1037.839 | 4.321 |
| [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] yep that's us no | 1039.839 | 4.48 |
| here we go did we destroy the torch uh | 1042.16 | 4.24 |
| yeah i think the torch is down okay i'm | 1044.319 | 4.081 |
| running yeah there's a fire in the back | 1046.4 | 3.92 |
| of the ship is there some cover we can | 1048.4 | 4.639 |
| take simon | 1050.32 | 2.719 |
| i think we got a fire on here i'm i'm on | 1066.799 | 3.361 |
| the fire you do your thing buddy okay | 1068.559 | 3.281 |
| you guys should be able to board them | 1070.16 | 3.92 |
| okay | 1071.84 | 2.24 |
| yep we can board after are you ready uh | 1074.72 | 4.88 |
| uh yes i guess so oh boy all right stop | 1076.88 | 4.08 |
| shooting the ship all right no more | 1079.6 | 4.16 |
| shooting [ __ ] all right i'll cram | 1080.96 | 4.719 |
| the shields knock out the shield | 1083.76 | 4.08 |
| oh the ship crap i'm going for a right | 1085.679 | 3.681 |
| we still got too much names we still got | 1087.84 | 3.44 |
| too much fire here on the ship yeah okay | 1089.36 | 3.52 |
| i'm going to check engineering checking | 1091.28 | 4.56 |
| engineering | 1092.88 | 2.96 |
| or something all right but there's | 1097.36 | 5.36 |
| nothing there is this fire there it is | 1098.88 | 6.08 |
| i guess so bathroom's clear | 1102.72 | 6.0 |
| ship's still real smoky all right | 1104.96 | 3.76 |
| okay all right good good job | 1120.24 | 3.92 |
| uh bridge | 1123.12 | 2.24 |
| bridge let's go to the bridge go to the | 1124.16 | 3.92 |
| bridge yep right behind you | 1125.36 | 5.36 |
| oh yep that's cap | 1128.08 | 4.8 |
| we got you baby all right | 1130.72 | 3.6 |
| now there should be a screen here huh | 1132.88 | 2.72 |
| okay i'm gonna go to their engineer and | 1134.32 | 4.16 |
| shut down their oh shields okay is this | 1135.6 | 4.24 |
| the screen here | 1138.48 | 2.48 |
| i don't know look around i'm going to | 1139.84 | 2.719 |
| their engineering guy oh there's another | 1140.96 | 4.24 |
| enemy where'd he come from | 1142.559 | 4.641 |
| i got him all right | 1145.2 | 3.28 |
| i took the all right their shield | 1147.2 | 3.92 |
| generators down the power power's on man | 1148.48 | 4.88 |
| this isn't the one oh i got power oh we | 1151.12 | 3.919 |
| got a virus again all right i'm gonna | 1153.36 | 4.0 |
| keep them from respawning thank you look | 1155.039 | 3.601 |
| around do your best yeah i think the | 1157.36 | 3.36 |
| screens are coming back oh yep not all | 1158.64 | 4.399 |
| the screens are back yet all right hey | 1160.72 | 4.56 |
| remove claim does that do it okay needs | 1163.039 | 3.76 |
| i found a back here in engineering where | 1165.28 | 3.04 |
| you can claim the ship oh you oh gotta | 1166.799 | 2.721 |
| enemy | 1168.32 | 2.88 |
| couple of them yep | 1169.52 | 2.56 |
| captain | 1171.2 | 2.88 |
| oh boy oh god i gotta reload oh wait no | 1172.08 | 3.44 |
| i'm overheated don't come to you then | 1174.08 | 5.76 |
| right yeah come to me i'm in the back | 1175.52 | 4.32 |
| nice look at you yep oh | 1180.88 | 3.6 |
| all right come back to me come back to | 1183.12 | 4.16 |
| me yeah okay right here right here okay | 1184.48 | 4.72 |
| uh as soon as this bar goes remove the | 1187.28 | 4.8 |
| claim get it remove the claim yeah okay | 1189.2 | 5.599 |
| boom we got it | 1192.08 | 4.08 |
| we got the ship | 1194.799 | 3.12 |
| we got the ship it's our ship is that a | 1196.16 | 4.32 |
| nice ship wait maybe it looks pretty no | 1197.919 | 4.64 |
| okay there's one more thing | 1200.48 | 5.319 |
| oh gotcha | 1202.559 | 3.24 |
| we got a ship hold on we need to make | 1209.2 | 3.599 |
| sure the enemy's dead take us to green | 1211.039 | 4.081 |
| alert neebs okay green alert slap dash | 1212.799 | 3.841 |
| is out there that's you guys right yep | 1215.12 | 3.2 |
| uh we're the slap dash we're on the slap | 1216.64 | 3.76 |
| dash all right i don't see their crew | 1218.32 | 3.599 |
| anymore | 1220.4 | 4.56 |
| ah not too bad of a ship yeah this is | 1221.919 | 5.361 |
| pretty fancy uh captain should we come | 1224.96 | 5.04 |
| over sure yeah yeah our our ship keeps | 1227.28 | 4.32 |
| catching fire there's a piece of [ __ ] | 1230.0 | 4.32 |
| out first i mean | 1231.6 | 2.72 |
| no that was me i'm playing with you baby | 1242.48 | 3.76 |
| oh damn hey listen up i wouldn't leave | 1244.24 | 4.16 |
| the ship burning just in case it keeps | 1246.24 | 3.6 |
| going on fire but we might need to | 1248.4 | 2.88 |
| transfer stuff yeah there's there's | 1249.84 | 3.52 |
| nothing we can do it just keeps catching | 1251.28 | 3.759 |
| fire i swear i'll come over there and | 1253.36 | 3.36 |
| put it out myself | 1255.039 | 4.401 |
| oh my god go ahead dick nose | 1256.72 | 7.52 |
| hey simon look at me you see me yeah | 1259.44 | 6.64 |
| oh | 1264.24 | 4.0 |
| i'm coming for you sabad | 1266.08 | 5.12 |
| don't steal we need to heal after oh | 1268.24 | 5.52 |
| oh yeah i do need heels holy moly oh | 1271.2 | 4.719 |
| this ship's on fire now what the [ __ ] | 1273.76 | 3.76 |
| the ship is on fire that might have been | 1275.919 | 4.161 |
| me i'm ready to simon how do i uh get | 1277.52 | 4.96 |
| out how do i get out uh neebs there's | 1280.08 | 5.04 |
| you there's back on the other side | 1282.48 | 4.8 |
| how do i teleport go to the teleporter | 1285.12 | 3.28 |
| what do you mean how do you teleport | 1287.28 | 3.2 |
| well i'm going to select teleport pad | 1288.4 | 3.6 |
| this is what i mean when i say you ask | 1290.48 | 3.28 |
| stupid questions | 1292.0 | 4.32 |
| um i will tell you this after i don't | 1293.76 | 4.32 |
| want to be your friend anymore or play | 1296.32 | 3.12 |
| games with you | 1298.08 | 3.76 |
| i'll just reprogram you that'll be fine | 1299.44 | 4.8 |
| reprogram me to [ __ ] like you because | 1301.84 | 5.44 |
| i don't anymore can opener oh this way | 1304.24 | 4.24 |
| to the bridge | 1307.28 | 3.6 |
| oh the bridge is on fire all right | 1308.48 | 5.04 |
| i'll take care of that dude | 1310.88 | 4.72 |
| i like this ship i can't send a bunch of | 1313.52 | 4.0 |
| viruses from this ship | 1315.6 | 3.84 |
| yeah oh | 1317.52 | 4.48 |
| yeah this is a nice one got a sleek | 1319.44 | 4.8 |
| badass design too you can play dice here | 1322.0 | 4.24 |
| clickety clackety i don't like that i'm | 1324.24 | 3.52 |
| in the back but whatever where's the | 1326.24 | 4.08 |
| pilot go right here simon this is uh | 1327.76 | 3.919 |
| your new home hey neems take us out of | 1330.32 | 4.08 |
| red alert you got it oh that's it right | 1331.679 | 5.12 |
| up here didn't see it whoa | 1334.4 | 4.159 |
| what you think of this bad boy simon | 1336.799 | 4.961 |
| this is crazy i love it so clearly in | 1338.559 | 4.961 |
| the lightning shark our reactor's on | 1341.76 | 3.12 |
| fire now | 1343.52 | 3.6 |
| i know there's a way to try to extract | 1344.88 | 4.159 |
| some of our stuff in the lightning shark | 1347.12 | 3.12 |
| neebs are you back on the lightning | 1349.039 | 3.201 |
| shark currently in the mid bay healing | 1350.24 | 4.4 |
| up the lightning shark nope on the news | 1352.24 | 4.799 |
| okay on the new shark thank you dora | 1354.64 | 4.08 |
| you're welcome okay | 1357.039 | 4.081 |
| hey captain come back to engineering all | 1358.72 | 5.04 |
| right i'm on the way | 1361.12 | 2.64 |
| what's up buddy um i've never used this | 1364.0 | 3.919 |
| thing before but i know this will allow | 1366.24 | 3.439 |
| us to try to extract some of the stuff | 1367.919 | 3.76 |
| on the other ship okay like you know the | 1369.679 | 3.841 |
| long-range communication virus like | 1371.679 | 3.36 |
| that's important we should have that | 1373.52 | 4.0 |
| yeah so but if there's a 76 or i'm sorry | 1375.039 | 5.441 |
| a 70 chance this works i'm just going to | 1377.52 | 4.56 |
| hit the button ready yeah this might | 1380.48 | 3.199 |
| blow up the ship though not our ship the | 1382.08 | 3.04 |
| ultimate the other ship but i'm not sure | 1383.679 | 2.961 |
| what kind of type of damage this does to | 1385.12 | 2.88 |
| the lightning shark i mean a fusion | 1386.64 | 3.279 |
| reactor if you took that out oh [ __ ] | 1388.0 | 4.64 |
| that's what it did | 1389.919 | 4.161 |
| did we lose it | 1392.64 | 2.88 |
| we lose it what happened what do you | 1394.08 | 3.44 |
| think okay so the lightning shark is | 1395.52 | 4.639 |
| done yeah yeah rest in peace | 1397.52 | 5.36 |
| jeez okay well we got a new ship neebs | 1400.159 | 4.481 |
| oh congratulations guys thanks for | 1402.88 | 5.44 |
| watching pulsar yeah listen don't be mad | 1404.64 | 5.919 |
| we're not gonna finish this series simon | 1408.32 | 5.12 |
| bott hates it no we well he does yeah he | 1410.559 | 5.36 |
| hates it i love it but for making | 1413.44 | 4.479 |
| content it's a little bit difficult we | 1415.919 | 4.081 |
| want to jump back into a versus uh game | 1417.919 | 3.76 |
| yeah we're gonna play arc and fight each | 1420.0 | 5.36 |
| other that's coming in two weeks yeah so | 1421.679 | 6.321 |
| listen bi-pulsar play it is fun with | 1425.36 | 4.72 |
| friends it's not fun alone i mean it is | 1428.0 | 3.84 |
| i play today it isn't the bots you | 1430.08 | 3.36 |
| played it alone yeah something wrong | 1431.84 | 3.439 |
| with you okay something wrong with you | 1433.44 | 4.86 |
| all right love you bye | 1435.279 | 4.511 |
| [Music] | 1438.3 | 2.0 |
| [Applause] | 1439.79 | 4.92 |
| [Music] | 1440.3 | 4.41 |
| [Music] | 1446.84 | 5.1 |
| oh | 1449.6 | 5.449 |
| [Music] | 1451.94 | 3.109 |
| you | 1459.12 | 2.08 |
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