Simon Breaks His Mic - Valheim
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Conversation
neebs: Hey Simon, remember that time you broke your mic in Valheim? Classic!
simon: Oh yeah, that was a disaster! I blame it on the camerawoman distracting me with her shenanigans.
neebs: Haha, and let's not forget about the embezzling money person causing chaos in the background. What a mess!
simon: Good times, good times. But hey, at least we got it all on video for everyone to enjoy!
Hey there, fellow Neebs Gaming fans! Have you checked out their latest Valheim video yet? Let me tell you, it was a wild ride from start to finish. The team encountered some technical difficulties with broken microphones, had a camerawoman causing chaos, and even dealt with someone trying to embezzle money. It was a rollercoaster of emotions, but that's what we love about Neebs Gaming, right?
If you haven't already, make sure to catch up on the Valheim playlist on their YouTube channel. The adventures in that game are always entertaining and full of surprises. Plus, if you're a fan of Valheim, you'll definitely enjoy watching the Neebs Gaming crew tackle all the challenges the game throws their way.
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So, grab your favorite snack, settle in, and get ready to laugh, cheer, and maybe even shed a tear (or two) while watching the latest Valheim video. Trust me, you won't want to miss out on all the shenanigans and excitement that Neebs Gaming has in store for us.
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Valheim is a survival/crafting game that excels in providing an immersive Viking experience. Neebs Gaming's cinematic approach to their let's play series transports you right into the world. Their skits and roleplaying between episodes make it feel like you're part of their Viking clan.
The attention to detail in the world building is phenomenal. The environments are beautiful yet brutal, from frigid mountains to dark, misty swamps. The crafting and building systems are intuitive but provide enough depth to keep you engaged for hours. Every tree chopped, every stone mined, feels impactful.
Combat is challenging but fair. You quickly learn to avoid fights you can't win yet. Each new weapon and armor set earned feels like a real accomplishment. The boss battles are intense, often requiring multiple attempts and strategies to overcome.
While the world is dangerous, playing with friends makes it feel a little less daunting. Neebs and the gang's camaraderie gives the game heart. You find yourself rooting for them when a raid goes wrong or they're ambushed by a troll.
Neebs Gaming's edits are superb. They trim the grindy parts while highlighting the best moments. Their cinematics add a layer of immersion that makes you feel part of the adventure. It's the next best thing to playing Valheim yourself.
If you love survival games, Vikings, or just great let's play content, you need to check out Neebs Gaming's Valheim series. It captures the magic of this game perfectly. Their passion and humor reminds you games are meant to be fun. I can't recommend their channel highly enough.
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Transcript
| Caption | Start | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| hey | 3.199 | 3.921 |
| oh what's up neeps i want bronze armor | 4.48 | 3.12 |
| today | 7.12 | 2.399 |
| man you might be in luck uh at least | 7.6 | 3.919 |
| some of the copper and tin we've been | 9.519 | 3.12 |
| gathering i might be able to make some | 11.519 | 2.801 |
| for you okay oh yeah you know what hold | 12.639 | 2.481 |
| up hold up | 14.32 | 3.92 |
| okay i've got 10 on me 10 what uh 10 | 15.12 | 5.52 |
| in the middle 10 10 yep okay is it raw | 18.24 | 3.28 |
| tin or like | 20.64 | 3.84 |
| it's uh it's it's flat flat what do you | 21.52 | 3.2 |
| mean | 24.48 | 1.68 |
| it's a sheet of flour smelt it or is it | 24.72 | 3.36 |
| raw tin i would assume smelt it i doubt | 26.16 | 3.279 |
| it comes that way naturally okay then | 28.08 | 2.48 |
| yeah all right um | 29.439 | 4.081 |
| put it in the top top box what what's it | 30.56 | 4.56 |
| feel like guys | 33.52 | 4.32 |
| what does what feel like tan no the uh | 35.12 | 3.36 |
| bronze | 37.84 | 2.64 |
| any any bronze anything like in your | 38.48 | 3.28 |
| hands what's it feel like | 40.48 | 3.2 |
| uh feels good for me i gotta i got a | 41.76 | 4.88 |
| brown sword and it's like hold on | 43.68 | 5.199 |
| that's awesome yeah i've never felt this | 46.64 | 3.2 |
| stuff you know what i mean | 48.879 | 2.32 |
| i could yeah i could let you feel it | 49.84 | 3.28 |
| yeah i know i know yeah | 51.199 | 4.401 |
| gotcha yeah i'm wearing like the bottom | 53.12 | 4.0 |
| of someone's foot i think | 55.6 | 4.32 |
| hey neebs yeah do you have any deer hide | 57.12 | 4.48 |
| uh yeah give me all your deer hide | 59.92 | 4.48 |
| all of it most of it i've got 23. give | 61.6 | 4.16 |
| me seven give it to me you're getting | 64.4 | 2.32 |
| [ __ ] bronze | 65.76 | 3.679 |
| yeah no [ __ ] yeah i helped it's not like | 66.72 | 4.0 |
| he's just giving me problems | 69.439 | 4.321 |
| i mean i left food in my house and guess | 70.72 | 4.16 |
| what that's all gone | 73.76 | 3.12 |
| you said we should because we were in a | 74.88 | 4.4 |
| situation i didn't say all of it | 76.88 | 4.48 |
| we had to survive boundaries okay i'll | 79.28 | 3.12 |
| tell you what i'm gonna | 81.36 | 2.48 |
| all this certainly okay whatever we | 82.4 | 3.44 |
| contribute the money certainly cores | 83.84 | 3.76 |
| i thought we were team you guys are | 85.84 | 4.0 |
| weird yeah i just said all of it i want | 87.6 | 3.68 |
| to keep a little weird | 89.84 | 3.12 |
| okay all right all right here you go | 91.28 | 3.76 |
| neebs yep uh | 92.96 | 5.6 |
| huh uh-huh you're playing fetch | 95.04 | 6.96 |
| yeah [ __ ] get it okay hold on | 98.56 | 7.599 |
| this is a oh wait how do i do it | 102.0 | 6.079 |
| just right click it oh yeah there you go | 106.159 | 3.92 |
| i put it on | 108.079 | 3.921 |
| no you just took the pants off you got | 110.079 | 3.521 |
| to right click on it it'll put it up | 112.0 | 2.64 |
| there there you put them on | 113.6 | 4.24 |
| now put the chess piece on yeah oh | 114.64 | 5.68 |
| yeah do it you're looking nice and shiny | 117.84 | 3.12 |
| now | 120.32 | 3.759 |
| oh yeah yeah that's right | 120.96 | 5.519 |
| i would do a thumbs up but i forget how | 124.079 | 3.841 |
| all you have to put in the chat you have | 126.479 | 1.76 |
| to | 127.92 | 3.36 |
| enter and i think it's like slash cheer | 128.239 | 6.401 |
| yeah there you go wow celebration time | 131.28 | 4.8 |
| nailed it all right simon what are you | 134.64 | 3.28 |
| doing today finding pants i hope neebs | 136.08 | 2.879 |
| give them your old pants | 137.92 | 4.08 |
| okay there you go simon old pants | 138.959 | 6.161 |
| hey barely sweat in them i love it the | 142.0 | 4.0 |
| day is | 145.12 | 3.759 |
| done thank you i already got i've | 146.0 | 5.2 |
| already done everything i need | 148.879 | 4.881 |
| yep pretty cool yeah oh yeah looking | 151.2 | 3.6 |
| good simon | 153.76 | 4.4 |
| you good all right i'll tell you what we | 154.8 | 4.96 |
| still need more copper because yeah | 158.16 | 3.92 |
| now guess what we're out of bronze yeah | 159.76 | 3.839 |
| let's get copper so you | 162.08 | 4.4 |
| me black forest with a wheelbarrow we're | 163.599 | 3.601 |
| getting stuff | 166.48 | 4.399 |
| that's right yeah you guys go get stuff | 167.2 | 5.2 |
| we will simon go check with doors see if | 170.879 | 3.121 |
| you guys have enough money go to the | 172.4 | 2.88 |
| trader see what you can buy see if you | 174.0 | 2.0 |
| can buy | 175.28 | 3.599 |
| what are they um headlamps traders | 176.0 | 4.48 |
| trader headlamps i'm going to try it | 178.879 | 2.161 |
| right | 180.48 | 3.119 |
| trader headlamps you got it looking good | 181.04 | 3.839 |
| neebs this should be called | 183.599 | 4.161 |
| smell armpit | 184.879 | 2.881 |
| yeah it's nasty | 190.159 | 9.681 |
| [Music] | 204.01 | 8.649 |
| so simon yeah mr bronze club | 213.04 | 5.199 |
| uh i thought about buying myself | 216.64 | 3.2 |
| something nice yeah | 218.239 | 3.521 |
| well are you gonna buy you you're gonna | 219.84 | 3.36 |
| get the headlamps | 221.76 | 5.039 |
| this is tough so we i've got 1258 gold | 223.2 | 5.44 |
| right fishing bait don't want that | 226.799 | 3.201 |
| fishing rod i'm not going to get that | 228.64 | 2.4 |
| even though | 230.0 | 4.239 |
| nah i don't want that yamir flesh great | 231.04 | 5.279 |
| there's this ring that gives the wearer | 234.239 | 4.0 |
| super human strength | 236.319 | 4.801 |
| but that's probably just carrying [ __ ] | 238.239 | 4.08 |
| what oh well i mean | 241.12 | 2.88 |
| oh really nah it's pretty cool but | 242.319 | 3.441 |
| that's expandy okay and then | 244.0 | 4.159 |
| we got this verger circlet which is the | 245.76 | 3.759 |
| perpetual light source is that the | 248.159 | 2.8 |
| headlamp they were talking about | 249.519 | 4.561 |
| at one point i think so but i always say | 250.959 | 4.0 |
| that because i | 254.08 | 2.64 |
| i just want to agree with you well | 254.959 | 4.24 |
| here's the here's the catch so those are | 256.72 | 4.4 |
| 620. we can get two of those right just | 259.199 | 2.481 |
| barely | 261.12 | 3.2 |
| yeah but up top there's this yule hat | 261.68 | 4.16 |
| it's a red cap | 264.32 | 3.52 |
| in the style of house gnomes and that | 265.84 | 3.68 |
| just sounds like a hoot | 267.84 | 3.76 |
| it does but if there's no light on it it | 269.52 | 3.679 |
| sounds like a dumb hat | 271.6 | 3.52 |
| that's a good point damn it i'm so glad | 273.199 | 3.28 |
| you're my friend simon | 275.12 | 3.92 |
| yeah well you know we're friends forever | 276.479 | 3.28 |
| yeah | 279.04 | 3.04 |
| i'm getting two of these verger circlets | 279.759 | 3.121 |
| yeah and | 282.08 | 3.119 |
| uh um i'm gonna i'm looking forward to | 282.88 | 4.879 |
| seeing you wearing one | 285.199 | 4.481 |
| is that uh how do i do that how do you | 287.759 | 3.44 |
| do oh there it is | 289.68 | 5.16 |
| oh looky that looks pretty | 291.199 | 5.221 |
| good | 294.84 | 3.32 |
| [Music] | 296.42 | 4.14 |
| all right normally i'd say let's put | 298.16 | 4.72 |
| down beds but we got this banging armor | 300.56 | 3.68 |
| on i made a little bit myself | 302.88 | 5.039 |
| uh-huh i got this brand new bronze | 304.24 | 4.6 |
| pickaxe | 307.919 | 3.84 |
| okay yeah check that thing out that | 308.84 | 4.04 |
| does the same thing that the other | 311.759 | 3.201 |
| pickaxe does it does but uh just harvest | 312.88 | 2.8 |
| more i think | 314.96 | 2.56 |
| okay all right so do you want to grab | 315.68 | 3.76 |
| the cart uh yep | 317.52 | 4.72 |
| okay got it and then yeah we'll head | 319.44 | 3.36 |
| into | 322.24 | 1.92 |
| the black forest you know what let's | 322.8 | 3.76 |
| head up hill okay you got it oh look at | 324.16 | 4.4 |
| all these strawberries | 326.56 | 3.6 |
| oh now that we're in the black forest we | 328.56 | 2.96 |
| need to keep it out for blueberries if | 330.16 | 2.64 |
| you have a bunch of blueberries and a | 331.52 | 2.959 |
| bunch of uh strawberries uh-huh you can | 332.8 | 3.6 |
| make this stuff called queen's jam | 334.479 | 5.361 |
| please damn makes you uh more energetic | 336.4 | 4.72 |
| yeah something like that it just gives | 339.84 | 3.84 |
| you more uh just gives you more stuff | 341.12 | 5.6 |
| oh man you know like stamina yeah like | 343.68 | 3.6 |
| energy | 346.72 | 2.88 |
| yeah okay and uh oh is this oh i got | 347.28 | 3.6 |
| names right here | 349.6 | 4.319 |
| is this copper this is a copper deposit | 350.88 | 5.36 |
| it's our lucky damn day i thought we | 353.919 | 3.921 |
| were going to go down there after that | 356.24 | 2.16 |
| other side | 357.84 | 1.6 |
| i thought we were going to have to go | 358.4 | 3.519 |
| all the way into the damn forest | 359.44 | 6.0 |
| oh boy okay put this up | 361.919 | 5.28 |
| wait are you using the copper one copper | 365.44 | 3.039 |
| one what pickaxe yeah | 367.199 | 3.12 |
| oh i thought only the deers would do | 368.479 | 3.44 |
| this the deer accident no | 370.319 | 3.761 |
| watch out behind you okay yep sucker | 371.919 | 3.361 |
| don't you see we're working | 374.08 | 3.92 |
| got it okay you just you do that i'll do | 375.28 | 3.12 |
| this | 378.0 | 3.199 |
| you need help yep i got it i got bronze | 378.4 | 4.0 |
| armor cool | 381.199 | 2.961 |
| yep there's one down here yeah oh | 382.4 | 3.919 |
| there's some copper there's some copper | 384.16 | 5.36 |
| yeah you're safe keep working worker i | 386.319 | 5.921 |
| am up on the hill yeah i got them keep | 389.52 | 3.6 |
| me covered | 392.24 | 3.28 |
| you're doing great throwing rocks at us | 393.12 | 3.68 |
| yeah oh [ __ ] | 395.52 | 4.64 |
| wait what troll troll okay oh god oh god | 396.8 | 4.399 |
| oh god oh god | 400.16 | 2.4 |
| oh god we're fighting we're going yeah | 401.199 | 3.28 |
| we gotta fight him okay we're flipping | 402.56 | 2.32 |
| my | 404.479 | 2.72 |
| boat what is he oh no he's hitting our | 404.88 | 3.12 |
| damn cart | 407.199 | 3.521 |
| don't hit the [ __ ] oh god oh god oh god | 408.0 | 3.68 |
| oh god | 410.72 | 2.879 |
| i look i look away for like five seconds | 411.68 | 3.519 |
| what the hell yep | 413.599 | 3.681 |
| this guy's fighting our cart quit | 415.199 | 4.881 |
| picking on the cart | 417.28 | 4.88 |
| okay oh there we go all right i think | 420.08 | 3.92 |
| the troll just took out a skeleton | 422.16 | 4.64 |
| yep oh man i should have oh god oh god | 424.0 | 4.479 |
| oh we don't need to make beds there's no | 426.8 | 3.36 |
| reason to make fans | 428.479 | 3.44 |
| we got armor remember yeah we do got | 430.16 | 3.28 |
| armor all right how many arrows do you | 431.919 | 2.641 |
| have | 433.44 | 3.039 |
| i got like 40. all right good because | 434.56 | 3.039 |
| we're gonna need them | 436.479 | 3.521 |
| okay keep moving [ __ ] whoa oh the hell | 437.599 | 3.201 |
| just hit me | 440.0 | 3.44 |
| right in front of you sorry oh he's | 440.8 | 3.04 |
| right | 443.44 | 2.4 |
| there that's a bad move why would you do | 443.84 | 3.04 |
| that right there why would you do that | 445.84 | 3.359 |
| right there | 446.88 | 2.319 |
| works okay i know it works great oh come | 449.28 | 5.6 |
| on neve take him out | 452.72 | 5.199 |
| he's so close one more problem one more | 454.88 | 4.8 |
| yeah there you go all right come on | 457.919 | 4.481 |
| great there you go | 459.68 | 6.16 |
| boom yeah | 462.4 | 3.44 |
| [Music] | 466.43 | 5.01 |
| troll farts oh look at all these coins | 469.039 | 3.84 |
| oh my god yeah | 471.44 | 3.439 |
| coins the first coins i ever had oh | 472.879 | 4.081 |
| there's a trojan oh i got the trailhead | 474.879 | 3.681 |
| sweet let's get back to the cup is the | 476.96 | 3.919 |
| card okay you know what last i saw it | 478.56 | 2.96 |
| was | 480.879 | 2.88 |
| yeah i see the cart and it's looking | 481.52 | 3.28 |
| good all right | 483.759 | 3.041 |
| you know what let me pop this bad boy | 484.8 | 3.28 |
| right here | 486.8 | 3.44 |
| and then i can repair the cart can't | 488.08 | 3.839 |
| believe i just survived a hit from a | 490.24 | 2.32 |
| troll | 491.919 | 2.321 |
| i love it all right cart's fully | 492.56 | 3.359 |
| repaired | 494.24 | 5.76 |
| let's get this copper yep you got it | 495.919 | 4.081 |
| g'day mates in this next scene simon's | 500.24 | 4.48 |
| discord headset broke | 502.879 | 3.521 |
| his recording was fine but the | 504.72 | 3.44 |
| conversation didn't make sense when | 506.4 | 3.199 |
| edited together | 508.16 | 3.68 |
| so instead ada had to stick a microphone | 509.599 | 4.081 |
| in a shoe and wave it around in front of | 511.84 | 3.679 |
| her speakers to restore the original | 513.68 | 4.719 |
| audio quality | 515.519 | 7.121 |
| all right simon unexplored territory we | 518.399 | 5.44 |
| are like | 522.64 | 3.759 |
| lewis and clark right lewis and clark i | 523.839 | 4.081 |
| was going to say | 526.399 | 4.641 |
| all of the great exploring teams we | 527.92 | 3.599 |
| don't know | 531.04 | 3.359 |
| we don't know the fountain of youth | 531.519 | 3.601 |
| these | 534.399 | 3.201 |
| these blueberries i'll bet are the most | 535.12 | 3.12 |
| deli oh | 537.6 | 3.04 |
| what is that okay that was just a what | 538.24 | 3.84 |
| i'm not scared you're scared | 540.64 | 3.84 |
| um it was a deer that's all right the | 542.08 | 3.759 |
| deer beers are nice | 544.48 | 4.4 |
| getting late this is nice um it looks | 545.839 | 4.961 |
| like it's getting whittled down to where | 548.88 | 2.639 |
| we | 550.8 | 3.12 |
| we can't go in there that's crazy down | 551.519 | 4.0 |
| in there yeah i don't want to go | 553.92 | 5.12 |
| oh oh one one way one maybe a little | 555.519 | 4.081 |
| something | 559.04 | 3.28 |
| little guy little [ __ ] oh i see i see i | 559.6 | 3.76 |
| see | 562.32 | 4.24 |
| him i took us and scared me you are so | 563.36 | 5.599 |
| tough with that sword simon i can't get | 566.56 | 3.76 |
| over it | 568.959 | 3.281 |
| sometimes you just gotta have to get | 570.32 | 3.36 |
| over it at some point | 572.24 | 2.4 |
| all right this looks like it's | 573.68 | 3.52 |
| bottlenecking into where we'd have to be | 574.64 | 4.319 |
| mountains or | 577.2 | 3.759 |
| yeah i don't this can't be good this | 578.959 | 3.761 |
| can't be good for anyone all right week | 580.959 | 4.481 |
| um and yet we're doing it still yeah we | 582.72 | 3.36 |
| still | 585.44 | 3.839 |
| are look at this down here is safe | 586.08 | 5.68 |
| down here super safe if it wasn't you | 589.279 | 4.881 |
| i'd be wandering until my death anyway | 591.76 | 3.92 |
| you you're not done this is we're way | 594.16 | 3.359 |
| too far and it's gonna be like nighttime | 595.68 | 3.04 |
| at some point | 597.519 | 2.961 |
| well i got the sword so i'm gonna try to | 598.72 | 3.04 |
| do things | 600.48 | 3.28 |
| it feels okay there's two guys see those | 601.76 | 4.24 |
| guys hold up | 603.76 | 4.0 |
| and another structure straight ahead | 606.0 | 4.48 |
| those sons of [ __ ] | 607.76 | 4.72 |
| oh my god they're the sonsiest of | 610.48 | 4.799 |
| [ __ ] they are the suns | 612.48 | 4.88 |
| look at that all right oh man i missed | 615.279 | 3.761 |
| [ __ ] oh here they come fight's on | 617.36 | 4.56 |
| simon it's like it's like i know you've | 619.04 | 6.479 |
| got you've got me covered to some degree | 621.92 | 6.8 |
| because you're so good salmon | 625.519 | 3.201 |
| here we go here we go the teaming yeah | 629.6 | 5.04 |
| damn it all right i'm gonna i'm gonna | 632.88 | 3.519 |
| take this back out and i'm gonna go for | 634.64 | 2.4 |
| that | 636.399 | 4.88 |
| he's down it doesn't look good | 637.04 | 4.239 |
| come on [ __ ] oh sure | 641.36 | 7.039 |
| i love when you've got that that makes | 646.64 | 3.52 |
| me so happy me too | 648.399 | 4.821 |
| all right let's bring this and | 650.16 | 6.4 |
| [Music] | 653.22 | 6.059 |
| man you're good you're so good i'm | 656.56 | 4.8 |
| hitting the left click with the sword | 659.279 | 5.041 |
| and i tell you it's doing wonders all | 661.36 | 3.28 |
| right | 664.32 | 2.48 |
| this is the this is the mack daddy big | 664.64 | 3.12 |
| big big | 666.8 | 4.479 |
| money big money [ __ ] what | 667.76 | 7.04 |
| [ __ ] they suck | 671.279 | 7.281 |
| they suck simon what a waste of time | 674.8 | 5.92 |
| okay | 678.56 | 2.16 |
| oh skeleton | 683.279 | 5.841 |
| skeleton | 686.56 | 2.56 |
| oh god i wish i could understand you | 693.2 | 10.639 |
| oh wow you really can't understand me | 696.24 | 7.599 |
| get in there it was like 30 gold it was | 704.48 | 3.599 |
| like nothing simon | 706.64 | 5.199 |
| 30 gold okay 30. it was like 30. there's | 708.079 | 4.56 |
| nothing here | 711.839 | 2.721 |
| hey is this the first one this is the | 712.639 | 4.401 |
| first one right that's the first one | 714.56 | 4.399 |
| right there's something else around here | 717.04 | 3.68 |
| this is really dangerous dude | 718.959 | 4.88 |
| i know well danger's my uh the name of | 720.72 | 4.4 |
| my penis | 723.839 | 3.521 |
| i love how now you're all about it yeah | 725.12 | 4.56 |
| um but that's okay i dig it i dig it as | 727.36 | 3.84 |
| you should maybe | 729.68 | 4.959 |
| maybe something oh [ __ ] | 731.2 | 6.8 |
| no what what no oh | 734.639 | 6.721 |
| that looks like spider webs right | 738.0 | 4.88 |
| is that webbing why would you even | 741.36 | 3.2 |
| that's super webby i'll grab these | 742.88 | 2.32 |
| blueberries | 744.56 | 4.24 |
| oh good blueberries yeah let's adventure | 745.2 | 6.0 |
| oh i got berries here too uh i just | 748.8 | 4.56 |
| wanna i almost wanted to shoot a fire | 751.2 | 3.36 |
| arrow in there | 753.36 | 4.08 |
| do it of course you do yeah but i don't | 754.56 | 4.32 |
| live your life live your life that's not | 757.44 | 2.72 |
| that wasn't a fire arrow | 758.88 | 4.32 |
| here we go come on baby shoot it up oh | 760.16 | 3.76 |
| yeah | 763.2 | 4.0 |
| burn burn aren't you at all we should go | 763.92 | 4.0 |
| home simon | 767.2 | 3.12 |
| uh we'll need the guys for this don't i | 767.92 | 3.599 |
| know but don't you just want to take a | 770.32 | 2.079 |
| peeksies | 771.519 | 2.241 |
| oh you really want to go in there don't | 772.399 | 3.361 |
| you | 773.76 | 5.84 |
| feel cool i don't care what you said but | 775.76 | 6.24 |
| we're going | 779.6 | 2.4 |
| okay the wastelands well we'll get the | 782.88 | 3.199 |
| guys and | 784.639 | 5.841 |
| the missed lands the mistlands oh [ __ ] | 786.079 | 4.401 |
| ah you got any meat | 794.48 | 4.88 |
| yeah you don't need meat no any damn | 797.76 | 3.759 |
| meat okay uh what kind of meat you got i | 799.36 | 2.8 |
| got | 801.519 | 3.841 |
| the pig meat oh okay cook it oh no i've | 802.16 | 3.679 |
| already cooked | 805.36 | 1.84 |
| oh you've already cooked it okay then | 805.839 | 2.321 |
| why the hell are we sitting here by the | 807.2 | 2.24 |
| fire i thought you're gonna cook me | 808.16 | 3.2 |
| do you want me do you need me no i have | 809.44 | 3.36 |
| some meat i have meat too it's a meat | 811.36 | 2.8 |
| and mushroom no i'm good i thought we | 812.8 | 2.32 |
| were sitting by the fire so you could | 814.16 | 1.52 |
| cook meat | 815.12 | 2.159 |
| um i already cooked it oh yeah you | 815.68 | 3.04 |
| already cooked to me no i'm just so we | 817.279 | 2.401 |
| don't need to sit at the fire cooked | 818.72 | 1.76 |
| meat because you've already cooked the | 819.68 | 1.92 |
| meat why are we sitting at the fire if | 820.48 | 2.24 |
| we don't need cooked meat | 821.6 | 2.56 |
| i'm just waiting our next order what are | 822.72 | 3.52 |
| we doing oh i want my pickaxe bro | 824.16 | 3.84 |
| so did mine okay so that we should | 826.24 | 3.2 |
| probably head home yep | 828.0 | 3.68 |
| to repair our pickaxes okay you know | 829.44 | 3.12 |
| what we should do | 831.68 | 2.48 |
| i don't know if we have enough materials | 832.56 | 3.04 |
| we should build a portal | 834.16 | 4.32 |
| out here and then we can just go back | 835.6 | 4.0 |
| and forth i mean we can't carry the | 838.48 | 2.24 |
| copper through the portal | 839.6 | 3.039 |
| all right proposal are there any uh | 840.72 | 3.44 |
| sterling cores at the house | 842.639 | 4.481 |
| there's four near my place four near | 844.16 | 4.16 |
| your place i think we need | 847.12 | 3.839 |
| five okay all right maybe dora has some | 848.32 | 4.319 |
| sterling cores but we go back we get | 850.959 | 3.44 |
| enough sterling course to make a portal | 852.639 | 3.2 |
| and then we make a port of the house and | 854.399 | 2.8 |
| come back make a portal here | 855.839 | 2.961 |
| so we can go back and forth to fix our | 857.199 | 3.361 |
| pickaxes quicker if we need to that | 858.8 | 3.2 |
| makes sense yeah yeah | 860.56 | 3.6 |
| okay and then oh but should we leave the | 862.0 | 3.44 |
| car i don't want to i mean look at the | 864.16 | 1.6 |
| car | 865.44 | 2.639 |
| all we need is the copper all we need is | 865.76 | 4.0 |
| the copper yes leave everything out | 868.079 | 3.12 |
| hopefully the cart should be safe | 869.76 | 3.439 |
| yep right here right all right break | 871.199 | 3.361 |
| follow me yeah frank good | 873.199 | 3.681 |
| boy | 874.56 | 2.32 |
| all righty hello | 880.399 | 8.401 |
| oh here we go all right okay what is up | 885.279 | 6.961 |
| another world with the forge yep | 888.8 | 6.64 |
| we are here with you | 892.24 | 5.36 |
| hi hey hey what's up oh there's that | 895.44 | 3.28 |
| lamp look at you | 897.6 | 4.64 |
| oh look at both oh yeah yeah yeah | 898.72 | 5.84 |
| yeah i went shopping we went shopping oh | 902.24 | 3.52 |
| man that looks great | 904.56 | 3.04 |
| yeah i hope you stay pretty good it's | 905.76 | 3.68 |
| it's pretty great you kind of take it | 907.6 | 4.239 |
| for granted i'm sure like you you don't | 909.44 | 3.759 |
| realize what it was like to not we | 911.839 | 3.201 |
| didn't go into a cave per se but the | 913.199 | 2.64 |
| night was perfect | 915.04 | 2.72 |
| yeah okay hey tell you what dory is here | 915.839 | 3.761 |
| yeah you're gonna be the money guy i | 917.76 | 3.04 |
| just gave you more money | 919.6 | 2.96 |
| well i'll buy more of those as soon as i | 920.8 | 3.599 |
| can right and you know you can sell like | 922.56 | 3.6 |
| amber and rubies and all that [ __ ] i got | 924.399 | 3.44 |
| a chest up here with a bunch of | 926.16 | 4.56 |
| yeah okay yeah and door look at this top | 927.839 | 4.641 |
| left chest because i'm pretty sure | 930.72 | 3.679 |
| yeah i put some amber in here that amber | 932.48 | 3.599 |
| you could sell yeah but i thought that | 934.399 | 4.081 |
| i just took gold no no you can sell it | 936.079 | 4.88 |
| there's a little button | 938.48 | 4.08 |
| okay there's a little sell button if you | 940.959 | 3.761 |
| have rubies and pearls and amber you can | 942.56 | 3.68 |
| sell them all kinds of [ __ ] dude i'll | 944.72 | 3.2 |
| have more of these then in no time | 946.24 | 3.36 |
| yeah more of those would be good also | 947.92 | 2.64 |
| those belts i don't know if we can | 949.6 | 2.479 |
| afford those belts those belts are | 950.56 | 3.279 |
| sweet all right there's some more of | 952.079 | 3.361 |
| these over at that other uh crafting | 953.839 | 3.36 |
| thing but i was going to give you these | 955.44 | 4.399 |
| yes and uh you probably need oh wait i | 957.199 | 3.2 |
| got some | 959.839 | 3.281 |
| certain cords you need more wood you | 960.399 | 3.841 |
| have any core wood | 963.12 | 3.04 |
| by chance yeah let me just dump on my | 964.24 | 3.92 |
| wood should i get the circling yeah | 966.16 | 4.96 |
| get the sterling course okay certain | 968.16 | 3.599 |
| it's cert | 971.12 | 3.44 |
| certainly sterling are you certain about | 971.759 | 3.281 |
| that | 974.56 | 3.279 |
| sir certainly go ahead and you've got oh | 975.04 | 3.599 |
| oh wow that was | 977.839 | 2.721 |
| that was an attempt at it okay right oh | 978.639 | 3.601 |
| i need fine wood actually then | 980.56 | 4.0 |
| wait i don't have that but i'm gonna go | 982.24 | 4.64 |
| sell some [ __ ] to that idiot | 984.56 | 4.399 |
| put the wood and the thing with the coal | 986.88 | 3.04 |
| come over here | 988.959 | 3.041 |
| put the coal in the thing smell the | 989.92 | 3.44 |
| things back hey what's up | 992.0 | 4.56 |
| i got this core sterling core yep | 993.36 | 3.76 |
| perfect | 996.56 | 2.719 |
| all right fine wood any fine wood you | 997.12 | 3.68 |
| find wood we'll find wood we'll find | 999.279 | 2.401 |
| wood all right because | 1000.8 | 2.159 |
| because we got to make we got to have | 1001.68 | 3.279 |
| some fine wood so we can make a portal | 1002.959 | 4.0 |
| to the black forest i don't have an ax | 1004.959 | 6.88 |
| for that that's a fine wood | 1006.959 | 4.88 |
| or whatever [ __ ] name name | 1022.959 | 5.281 |
| all right so okay so that's what they | 1026.4 | 3.039 |
| were talking about | 1028.24 | 4.0 |
| you can hit this we don't make it very | 1029.439 | 4.24 |
| obvious that this is like | 1032.24 | 4.799 |
| fine print haldor you don't really make | 1033.679 | 4.481 |
| it stick out do you | 1037.039 | 4.961 |
| so sell what sell what whoa whoa whoa | 1038.16 | 6.08 |
| what's he selling what am i doing what | 1042.0 | 3.439 |
| did you buy | 1044.24 | 4.24 |
| what is going on what did he just buy | 1045.439 | 5.841 |
| what you do haldor you son of a [ __ ] | 1048.48 | 4.64 |
| it's not that hard to make things clear | 1051.28 | 5.759 |
| what did i sell what did i sell | 1053.12 | 7.36 |
| uh oh oh wait got more money than i had | 1057.039 | 6.0 |
| bought something i don't want to buy you | 1060.48 | 3.439 |
| [ __ ] | 1063.039 | 4.241 |
| all right sell what am i selling | 1063.919 | 6.481 |
| not a yule hat sell what'd you buy | 1067.28 | 6.08 |
| what did you oh ruby i see a oh god | 1070.4 | 4.639 |
| that's sneaky but i didn't tell you what | 1073.36 | 2.64 |
| i wanted to sell | 1075.039 | 3.361 |
| haldor you just buy automatically stuff | 1076.0 | 3.44 |
| okay that's it | 1078.4 | 4.8 |
| and we've got 301 man we're not quite | 1079.44 | 7.359 |
| there but i could buy a yule hat | 1083.2 | 3.599 |
| hmm i'll think on that haldor | 1087.2 | 4.88 |
| make your [ __ ] more clear you're like | 1090.559 | 4.321 |
| one of those you know how this works | 1092.08 | 7.76 |
| am i eyeing you i will call the bbb | 1094.88 | 7.28 |
| [ __ ] | 1099.84 | 2.32 |
| damn it names what's wrong man i need i | 1105.28 | 3.68 |
| need two leather scraps | 1107.52 | 3.279 |
| okay do you have any leather scraps yeah | 1108.96 | 3.599 |
| i got a | 1110.799 | 4.0 |
| nope you told me to get rid of | 1112.559 | 3.601 |
| everything i know you got rid of the | 1114.799 | 1.76 |
| leather | 1116.16 | 2.879 |
| all right we need we didn't what is it i | 1116.559 | 4.0 |
| got some of the house i think okay | 1119.039 | 3.121 |
| please i just bring me two leather | 1120.559 | 2.961 |
| scraps wasn't there | 1122.16 | 4.32 |
| wait this is oh deer hide yeah no not | 1123.52 | 3.84 |
| deer hide yep | 1126.48 | 2.96 |
| leather scratch all right don't move i | 1127.36 | 3.84 |
| can't i can't move i'm too right back | 1129.44 | 2.16 |
| yeah | 1131.2 | 3.64 |
| yep i'm too full of [ __ ] okay yep i know | 1131.6 | 5.28 |
| that i've heard you talk | 1134.84 | 4.6 |
| just be a second okay come on get a beer | 1136.88 | 4.08 |
| you want one uh yes | 1139.44 | 5.28 |
| oh hey names hey heck what's he wearing | 1140.96 | 6.64 |
| okay do you guys need leather scraps uh | 1144.72 | 3.44 |
| yep | 1147.6 | 2.64 |
| i got some do you have them yeah i got | 1148.16 | 3.2 |
| some leftover scraps | 1150.24 | 4.08 |
| okay i need a system i don't have a | 1151.36 | 3.6 |
| system | 1154.32 | 2.11 |
| i don't have a system | 1154.96 | 3.36 |
| [Applause] | 1156.43 | 3.41 |
| ah there they are there you go | 1158.32 | 3.92 |
| absolutely you did it | 1159.84 | 4.8 |
| just walked right by me okay that's my | 1162.24 | 3.76 |
| leather scraps aren't good enough | 1164.64 | 3.2 |
| yep yep oh wait did you give me a | 1166.0 | 3.679 |
| leather scrap store oh you just ran | 1167.84 | 2.48 |
| right by me | 1169.679 | 2.401 |
| oh that's simon never mind [ __ ] no | 1170.32 | 3.52 |
| that's me oh here we go | 1172.08 | 3.36 |
| i told you this game had crap graphics | 1173.84 | 3.68 |
| why do you have a damn santa hat on | 1175.44 | 4.88 |
| what's that why do you have a santa hat | 1177.52 | 3.36 |
| on | 1180.32 | 3.44 |
| right right you don't need the scraps | 1180.88 | 4.4 |
| anymore that was this question oh yeah | 1183.76 | 2.96 |
| dora hooked me up with the scraps i | 1185.28 | 1.759 |
| think | 1186.72 | 2.959 |
| yes i can make what i need to make did | 1187.039 | 4.64 |
| you get the flashlight hats or no | 1189.679 | 6.0 |
| you just saw yep i got i got one | 1191.679 | 7.36 |
| okay yeah we got santa hats with our | 1195.679 | 4.161 |
| troll money | 1199.039 | 2.081 |
| did you you start wanting to get hats | 1199.84 | 3.04 |
| yeah i noticed that too | 1201.12 | 4.64 |
| okay all right okay where am i here all | 1202.88 | 3.36 |
| right | 1205.76 | 2.32 |
| neebs i've made a bronze axe dick had | 1206.24 | 3.919 |
| our bronze axe uh-huh but you know he's | 1208.08 | 2.719 |
| not here | 1210.159 | 2.801 |
| okay because like i got brain cancer my | 1210.799 | 4.081 |
| name's dick 44 you know how it is | 1212.96 | 4.32 |
| just to get out of mine and copper the | 1214.88 | 3.679 |
| things that you'll do | 1217.28 | 4.879 |
| uh okay i am going to take this with me | 1218.559 | 5.921 |
| okay i think i got all the fine wood i | 1222.159 | 4.561 |
| need yep yep yep | 1224.48 | 5.28 |
| gonna stick you right over here let's | 1226.72 | 3.839 |
| see | 1229.76 | 2.88 |
| yeah i think you'll look real good just | 1230.559 | 3.041 |
| right | 1232.64 | 3.84 |
| bam there oh that's a portal huh okay | 1233.6 | 4.88 |
| it's a portal and i'm gonna name it | 1236.48 | 5.439 |
| just all lowercase woods | 1238.48 | 6.559 |
| woods woods that is not memorable at all | 1241.919 | 4.921 |
| okay you want to name it something | 1245.039 | 5.361 |
| smelter forge pigeon forge | 1246.84 | 5.56 |
| it's too long it's too wordy okay pigeon | 1250.4 | 4.399 |
| smelter one one word one very memorable | 1252.4 | 4.24 |
| word | 1254.799 | 4.801 |
| don't pressure me why went woods it's | 1256.64 | 4.56 |
| easy it takes like this portal is going | 1259.6 | 3.199 |
| to take us over to the woods | 1261.2 | 2.8 |
| it's just right over there where | 1262.799 | 3.201 |
| everything is wood yeah but i know which | 1264.0 | 3.12 |
| woods this goes to | 1266.0 | 2.88 |
| everywhere you look is woods and that's | 1267.12 | 3.2 |
| your description of it | 1268.88 | 2.96 |
| okay those woods we were near what was | 1270.32 | 3.359 |
| near it troll woods bunch of trolls in | 1271.84 | 2.48 |
| the woods | 1273.679 | 2.321 |
| this game is about trolls and woods give | 1274.32 | 3.12 |
| me another descriptor then genius | 1276.0 | 4.08 |
| uh across the water woods it's way too | 1277.44 | 3.2 |
| long | 1280.08 | 3.28 |
| okay way too damn water woods yeah all | 1280.64 | 3.039 |
| right | 1283.36 | 2.799 |
| water woods all one word lowercase we | 1283.679 | 3.761 |
| gotta remember that when we build the | 1286.159 | 2.721 |
| portal over there water woods | 1287.44 | 3.84 |
| you ready to go uh yep ooh man we should | 1288.88 | 3.36 |
| make a road | 1291.28 | 2.639 |
| you want to make a road this is a road | 1292.24 | 3.28 |
| well i mean like one across this road | 1293.919 | 3.281 |
| where the road stops ah | 1295.52 | 3.279 |
| yeah sure you got it you got a little | 1297.2 | 3.2 |
| road maker oh nope | 1298.799 | 3.041 |
| is that a hoe yeah it's just like a | 1300.4 | 3.84 |
| little hoe you take it nope i got rid of | 1301.84 | 4.959 |
| my hoe a long time ago | 1304.24 | 4.24 |
| i got rid of mine recently i've been | 1306.799 | 3.341 |
| with her 16 years oh boy | 1308.48 | 4.4 |
| [Music] | 1310.14 | 6.34 |
| hey simon simon yeah yeah where are you | 1312.88 | 5.12 |
| dude where are you i'm i'm | 1316.48 | 3.679 |
| close to you i think cause i'm looking | 1318.0 | 3.679 |
| oh there you are there you are there you | 1320.159 | 2.721 |
| are come on come on come on come on come | 1321.679 | 2.081 |
| on come on come on | 1322.88 | 2.96 |
| okay come into here come into here and | 1323.76 | 3.36 |
| then just hit e | 1325.84 | 3.12 |
| and don't move forward all right not | 1327.12 | 3.84 |
| moving forward not moving forward okay | 1328.96 | 4.48 |
| now now what let's let's take a little | 1330.96 | 3.12 |
| hold on | 1333.44 | 2.4 |
| hold on hold on snack break yeah yeah | 1334.08 | 4.0 |
| yeah yeah yeah i need a mushroom what | 1335.84 | 4.64 |
| yellow mushroom i'm gonna i'm up look at | 1338.08 | 4.4 |
| this i'm gonna relax a little bit | 1340.48 | 5.04 |
| let's see two me too look at that | 1342.48 | 4.72 |
| i'll take a breather oh no don't worry | 1345.52 | 3.519 |
| about it i see that ahead i see it i'm | 1347.2 | 3.28 |
| not gonna come here they can't come here | 1349.039 | 3.441 |
| oh they can't good get it going fine | 1350.48 | 3.12 |
| we're fine | 1352.48 | 3.76 |
| go ahead suckers go ahead lick my | 1353.6 | 4.4 |
| testies oh wait they're taking my health | 1356.24 | 2.08 |
| down | 1358.0 | 1.6 |
| they're taking my health down what's | 1358.32 | 3.2 |
| taking me out are they shooting okay | 1359.6 | 5.439 |
| all right summon let's do that | 1361.52 | 3.519 |
| really quick are you | 1366.159 | 6.0 |
| oh that's ada oh simon where where what | 1369.2 | 4.64 |
| what happened | 1372.159 | 4.481 |
| you didn't go in i'm so confused i did | 1373.84 | 4.0 |
| okay man | 1376.64 | 4.88 |
| what just happened | 1377.84 | 3.68 |
| anybody | 1386.84 | 3.0 |
| let's let's take a little hold on hold | 1392.24 | 4.16 |
| on hold on snack break yeah yeah yeah | 1394.559 | 3.36 |
| yeah keep bringing i need a mushroom | 1396.4 | 3.36 |
| what yellow mushroom i'm like | 1397.919 | 3.681 |
| i'm up look at this i'm gonna relax a | 1399.76 | 3.36 |
| little bit listen | 1401.6 | 4.559 |
| to me too look at that i'll take a | 1403.12 | 4.72 |
| breather oh god don't worry about it i | 1406.159 | 3.441 |
| see that ahead i see it okay | 1407.84 | 3.12 |
| come here they can't come here oh they | 1409.6 | 3.12 |
| can't good get it going | 1410.96 | 4.64 |
| we're fine go ahead suckers go ahead | 1412.72 | 3.28 |
| lick | 1415.6 | 2.319 |
| my testies oh wait they're taking my | 1416.0 | 3.039 |
| health down i'm gonna check out my | 1417.919 | 3.201 |
| health down what's taking you out there | 1419.039 | 6.24 |
| okay all right let's see i'm not | 1421.12 | 10.72 |
| not really | 1425.279 | 6.561 |
| [Applause] | 1432.07 | 4.92 |
| [Music] | 1432.58 | 4.41 |
| [Music] | 1439.12 | 4.1 |
| you oh | 1443.36 | 3.969 |
| [Music] | 1444.22 | 3.109 |
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