Scouting the ALPHA TRIBE'S Base was a BAD Idea! - Ark Fjördur

Hey there, fellow Neebs Gaming fans! Episode 3 of Ark: Noobs Vs Alpha Tribe is here, and it's filled with all the hilarious moments and epic...
Scouting the ALPHA TRIBE'S Base was a BAD Idea! - Ark Fjördur
Scouting the ALPHA TRIBE'S Base was a BAD Idea! - Ark Fjördur

Scouting the ALPHA TRIBE'S Base was a BAD Idea! - Ark Fjördur

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neebs: Hey Simon, have you seen that video we did scouting the ALPHA TRIBE'S Base? It was a total disaster, but so much fun!

simon: Oh yeah, that was a blast! I mean, who doesn't love watching Doraleous run around like a headless dinosaur trying to tame stuff?

appsro: I still can't believe we thought it was a good idea to take on the Alpha Tribe. Classic Neebs Gaming move right there.

neebs: Hey, we may not always make the best decisions, but at least we make entertaining videos out of it, right?

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Hey there, fellow Neebs Gaming fans! Episode 3 of Ark: Noobs Vs Alpha Tribe is here, and it's filled with all the hilarious moments and epic fails we've come to love from the _Simon Slayers_ and the _Double Whams_. In this episode, our underdogs, the Simon Slayers, are finally getting the hang of taming dinosaurs, while the alpha tribe, the Double Whams, is dealing with the absence of a member. But don't worry, Doraleous is here to provide plenty of ineptitude to make up for Simon's absence.

If you're a fan of "Ark: Survival Evolved," you definitely don't want to miss out on this episode. The Neebs Gaming team always brings their A-game when it comes to entertaining gameplay and hilarious commentary. From taming dinosaurs to exploring caves, this episode is packed with action and laughs.

And let's not forget the awesome Neebs Gaming merch and partnerships! Don't forget to check out the Neebs Gaming Coffee and Xidax PCs to level up your gaming experience. Plus, be sure to subscribe to the Neebs Gaming YouTube channel and join their Patreon for even more exclusive content.

With timestamps for all the best moments, epic music covers, and the usual shenanigans from Doraleous and the gang, this episode of Ark: Noobs Vs Alpha Tribe is a must-watch for any Neebs Gaming fan. So grab some popcorn, settle in, and get ready for a wild ride through the world of Ark.


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CaptionStartDuration
neebs1.5992.241
yeah2.8792.801
got a new teammate oh did you tame3.843.6
something yeah5.683.76
okay that's not very useful right now oh7.443.68
it doesn't matter that's fast jackie9.444.0
fish jackie hey baby you know it's for11.125.04
morale yeah i like you take a round yeah13.445.839
you know and if it dies we can uh eat it16.164.56
yeah come out here man it's19.2793.361
show-and-tell day isn't it20.723.12
you think that's a mess with them let's22.643.68
see if you're reading this we are in23.844.08
your castle26.325.52
we gotta get back to the case27.923.92
[Music]33.753.079
[Applause]38.0313.009
[Music]40.2310.809
this looks pretty cool yeah yeah there's62.0794.321
like a little island to our right this64.723.68
waterway goes around it oh no kidding66.43.44
okay68.43.36
it'd be great if we could find is that a69.843.36
cave up there71.762.96
we can't get up there you see up to the73.23.44
right yeah if we had a grappling hook74.724.0
look good or a bird but not not today76.644.0
don't see a way up there right now okay78.723.759
okay well i'm gonna keep on pressing on80.643.92
look at that waterfall oh it's gorgeous82.4794.64
it's lovely nothing under it of course84.565.12
could we mountain goat up this uh87.1194.481
this thing huh probably not yeah i don't89.683.04
want to do without grappling hooks91.62.96
that's just asking for it isn't it not92.723.92
really you just do it until you go dick94.564.96
thinks he's cuber but yeah you just try96.644.56
we should take something today huh99.523.76
something i've i've got is that one of101.23.76
those hawks what are you looking at see103.283.92
behind us oh yeah is he coming for us104.963.439
are they gonna attack us what are they107.22.559
doing nah108.3994.161
oh is it it's warhawk okay well they're109.7594.32
hanging around they have no idea how to112.563.199
do it what do we do with these i think i114.0793.281
know how to tame them do you feed them115.7593.281
because look at them they like us have117.363.68
it follow us see if it'll follow us okay119.043.52
let's be ready to fight that raptor121.043.759
though huh oh man we can make a little122.564.08
base right in here that'd be cool get124.7994.16
your weapons ready hey hey neebs yeah126.644.239
get a damn bullet okay i don't see i128.9594.161
don't see this raptor your dog i lost it130.8793.761
oh there it is i see it in the water133.123.199
okay keep the boat moving if you give134.643.599
you boats well i don't know what level136.3192.881
it is138.2392.241
stay just far enough away from it that139.22.32
it can't kill us all right i'm gonna do140.482.479
my best i'm gonna do my best don't go141.523.28
too far all right keep it just barely142.9592.481
here144.82.48
come on oh [ __ ] that's there's a car in145.444.32
front of us ah crap oh no i'm off the147.284.8
boat oh i'm off the boat okay i'm on the149.763.28
boat152.082.56
back to the boat153.044.8
oh shoot154.643.2
we just gotta go man thank you still158.83.439
alive160.564.8
we'll build a bed for him [ __ ] okay162.2396.841
lister store is gone165.363.72
hello my sweet prince170.04.319
i'm not feeling so well i guess172.2395.201
a bit of the covid's perhaps well you174.3194.321
rest up177.442.64
i'm gonna need your strength down the178.643.679
road but not now i've got us covered180.084.56
i've got some plans to put in action so182.3194.401
i'm going to need you at full strength184.644.48
okay look at this186.724.159
i like doing that when you're awake but189.124.16
when you're asleep too190.8795.36
yeah who's your sweet little prince193.285.92
who's your sweet sweet friends196.2395.28
yes you're my friend199.25.599
you're my friend friend friend201.5195.521
all right i got [ __ ] to do dude204.7994.401
quit bugging me207.045.119
[Music]209.24.399
here we go212.1593.201
oh it's over there what bag is that i'm213.5993.121
looking at a bag right there i see that215.362.64
back too should i go look at it it might216.722.96
be the raptor bag all right218.02.72
maybe there's something in it something219.683.52
we can use okay take a look yeah all220.725.36
right um berries there's a bag here too223.25.039
oh neebs yeah parasaur right there kill226.083.68
it see if the hawks will eat it man228.2392.801
you're gonna make me kill a periscope or229.763.679
the parasaur killed hearts let me draw231.043.839
them over here yeah oh yeah i'm doing it233.4392.561
doing it draw them over throw them over234.8792.881
draw them over okay you ready yeah do it236.04.08
do it and here right in the face let's237.763.44
give you the old double wins hold on240.083.2
maybe i can do it too they win241.23.679
win243.283.36
there we go all right hey hawks look at244.8793.121
this look at this delicious meal you246.643.36
stupid boys what you got over here what248.04.159
you got oh that's a t-rex behind us oh250.03.68
[ __ ] they don't care do you know they're252.1593.041
coming here they come hey what do you253.683.36
guys think look at this delicious kill255.23.84
we've got ooh yum yum yum yum yum yum257.044.479
yum yum yum yum yum yum yum are we259.044.4
taming i don't know oh yeah i saw a261.5194.24
taming bar nice we'd have to kill a lot263.444.4
of things but that's how you do it okay265.7594.16
so we just have to keep killing stuff267.843.919
here on the beach yeah let's go set up269.9193.681
another base all right i i uh yeah i271.7593.44
want to explore this island right here273.64.91
all righty we'll be back hawks275.1994.961
[Music]278.513.65
simon you're gonna be so simon wish280.165.44
there were two uh entrances into here uh282.164.96
simon285.64.08
i'm i'm uh i'm gonna go do uh a thing287.124.079
and you're gonna love it i'll tell you289.682.959
what291.1992.801
come with292.6393.201
at least here i don't like you there294.03.919
let's bring you outside a little bit295.843.04
ah297.9193.761
yeah get you some sun you pale [ __ ]298.883.68
okay301.683.44
there you go get you some sun302.564.0
okay let's see305.122.96
let's see306.565.44
right off hand where my two sentries are308.087.119
wait did i come out the wrong side [ __ ]312.05.12
wrong side i don't know my place for315.1992.801
[ __ ]317.123.519
is this the uh this one okay it wasn't318.05.88
so far320.6393.241
down over there okay324.4793.681
this hawk's still following us neebs he326.4793.201
wants to be tamed hey there's something328.163.36
to kill up here you lead the way we329.683.44
don't know if this is a dangerous island331.523.519
i saw one raptor on the beach earlier333.123.68
i'd rather get a flyer something that we335.0394.561
can get on you know yeah that's fine too336.85.36
is that a that drops across the way in339.64.24
yeah is that a cave to our left yeah342.164.8
let's check it out oh this could be home343.845.199
i wish there was a bush over here just346.963.28
one bush349.0393.201
one bush and i can oh there's a perfect350.244.56
brush okay yeah look at these i'm gonna352.244.16
put them in there they can't see them354.82.88
for [ __ ]356.43.3
that's fun357.683.44
[Music]359.72.3
yeah361.125.16
i dare him to walk on a bush362.04.28
can i walk over them no i hope367.283.98
[ __ ]369.847.04
[Laughter]371.269.34
i'm messed up son376.883.72
okay here we go oh there's metal383.1995.84
yeah guys the middle oh385.9194.321
guys389.0393.121
i think we found a little outpost here390.244.079
what do you guys think yeah just a place392.163.52
to store some stuff394.3193.281
you know put a bed down yeah well i mean395.683.359
this neebs this could be a good metal397.62.96
production facility yeah look at all399.0393.201
this metal we got around here all right400.563.04
you know we don't have to stay here but402.242.88
if we can just pop back here every now403.62.879
and then and just we're cooking metal405.123.44
constantly yeah yeah there's a forge on406.4794.0
the boat i'll go grab it oh yeah yeah go408.563.28
grab it bring it i'll see if i can410.4792.72
figure out a place to set up okay411.842.72
because we kind of want to still hide413.1993.28
the place so that beavis and butthead414.564.479
can't find it416.4792.56
the way you make me feel419.1994.521
ain't nobody business ain't nobody434.4796.16
business ain't nobody business but now437.1996.56
in my baby440.6393.12
[Music]443.833.769
so this hangs on446.04.84
it's effective447.5993.241
neebs yeah maintain that tyranidon you450.885.12
want that yeah and move in closer all453.843.68
right let's see which one's the highest456.03.599
level hopefully got enough tracks i have457.523.84
a lot okay cool459.5993.841
all right park make sure we got a clean461.363.04
getaway463.444.24
level 25 hey it's a start man no i do464.45.6
not want to start with level 25. what's467.684.959
the other one oh level 90. i'll do that470.04.4
one one second let me grab my i don't472.6394.721
have any tranq arrows oh i do okay do474.45.12
you have a bowler uh yeah quickly you477.365.2
ready yep coming in and479.525.6
all right okay you want him yeah i'll482.564.079
punch him in the face get ready with485.123.68
another bowl now that you just cool down486.6393.601
you can't use it right away we gotta488.84.0
shoot em fast man there we go yeah yeah490.245.28
me okay okay got it492.85.36
so then i'm placing it simon and then495.524.36
schnapp gets my leg498.163.439
[Laughter]499.883.4
yeah i was pretty dumb501.5992.88
but503.283.84
i've got him in the bushes you see which504.4794.56
you know we want to avoid those and just507.123.12
in those one clothes but i'm going to509.0394.081
put some further out maybe like 50 or so510.246.479
out further okay i'll try to remember to513.126.0
remind you of that but uh yeah let's not516.7193.68
be so silly519.123.279
that was silly of me i'm gonna go place520.3993.681
those i'll be back and check on you in a522.3993.921
bit do you want some broth or something524.084.56
ginger ale maybe or maybe perhaps a526.323.88
little528.647.199
yes medicine all right i'm gonna grow up530.25.639
all right guys yes you guys want to name543.8393.68
that guy546.322.32
dead meat547.5193.521
meat no i don't know i have no idea what548.645.44
about battery sure thomas do we want to551.045.68
god i'm so tempted for one of us to go554.084.4
and like scope out their castle556.724.0
attempted that'd be a good one i do like558.484.56
thomas with a pee though yep do it560.724.96
potomac do neebs and then you you take563.044.96
it out take it you look more like a565.684.159
pterodon guy okay yeah what would the568.03.36
underwear go scope the enemy from the569.8393.12
sky yeah maybe it looks like the sun's571.365.79
going down so it might be a good time572.9597.441
[Music]577.153.25
holy moly that's lit up581.124.32
good gosh almighty583.2793.68
this is huge585.444.64
now how close can i get can i go like586.9594.721
right over it590.084.16
so far so good591.685.599
good lord look at those dinos594.244.56
oh plants597.2794.321
plants yep oh okay598.84.4
gotta move601.63.04
gotta move603.22.96
too fast604.643.759
okay i'm out of range i think i'm out of606.163.52
range here608.3994.161
yep yep yep this is great609.684.8
okay i don't really have a plan i should612.563.36
probably just head back614.484.32
you know what i'll just do a swoop615.925.76
right through it oh crap i can't see618.85.039
oh boy i got too close621.686.719
keep going baby go faster come on623.8394.56
what's up629.683.24
don't know how to get back into my bases645.044.54
it's funny i feel safe still but646.886.88
[Music]649.586.18
the paris are detected that was that was653.764.8
simon he did that so655.764.72
good job paris sir i still don't know658.566.16
what the [ __ ] what happened here660.484.24
[Laughter]667.764.6
oh boy672.83.039
well i guess i'll grab you678.645.04
oh boy681.763.28
this is just683.684.719
it's a shame it's a shame let's see so685.045.359
he's going to want to get stuff a bat688.3995.68
you know what follow me you follow me690.3993.68
you got super close but you're dumb696.887.28
dragon apes body dragon apes body bring700.486.72
it over for my animals704.165.119
well these guys'll chomp on you that'd707.24.639
be fun709.2792.56
did you like that did you guys like that715.443.68
zipper nummies717.765.759
yeah that's the taste of [ __ ]719.124.399
[Music]723.624.7
hey neebs hey what happened neebs good725.8395.281
news bad news oh but also good news yeah728.324.56
the bad news is the pterodon's dead i731.124.24
saw that good news uh i learned we732.884.32
learned you can't fly tear down over735.363.919
there and i didn't lose much because737.24.0
it's all in this box exactly so we've739.2793.281
learned something yeah approaching that741.23.92
by we need a new pterodon yeah i can i742.564.24
can make that happen oh yeah tear-downs745.123.68
are easy to get man i'm gonna miss terry746.84.08
but terry terry we yeah we should have a748.83.52
couple of teardowns anyway just to750.883.199
explore yep it's like going by boat's752.323.199
great for the coast but you know we're754.0793.44
gonna go further inland we need some755.5194.401
flyers that's right okay we got up we757.5194.241
got a bunch of metal cooking but uh we759.923.039
need more height if we get a high we can761.762.72
make a smithy here we can make all kinds762.9593.68
of good [ __ ] yep so uh yeah first thing764.483.84
in the morning thick go out there and766.6393.601
get me some hide baby all righty you're768.324.16
a hunter i know you are kinda770.244.32
i missed the terry we'll get another772.483.359
pateri774.563.2
a better pitari775.8395.061
a stronger dairy a patone777.769.18
[Music]780.96.04
oh787.363.919
on avenge terry788.563.92
keep going791.2794.161
oh yeah yeah yeah all right792.484.64
okay okay795.443.92
meat narcotics797.124.8
and we have a new terry that needs will799.365.52
probably kill for some reason hey uh801.925.68
birds don't come on kind of give them a804.885.759
position away this isn't food here807.65.44
you just chill you just chill810.6394.721
stop it i mean i love you you guys are813.044.56
great i could use you later815.363.68
much later817.62.88
go to the others819.043.2
stop bugging me820.484.08
a lot of noise around here822.244.08
all right neebs what you got check this824.564.0
out826.322.24
watch out watch out watch out828.724.239
it's a little tight it's a little tight831.5194.32
but if it's it fits yeah you know what832.9594.24
i'm not even bother with the other oh835.8392.881
i'm just going to go straight to kating837.1993.2
oh yeah i think we do have some chitin838.723.04
actually i know i killed some bugs840.3993.68
earlier yeah so all right but now with841.765.28
this oh we can make some mean [ __ ] now844.0794.961
if uh how do you make gunpowder again847.044.799
it's like rocks and flint make spark849.045.12
powder and then you gotta add uh i don't851.8394.8
know oh charcoal oh we can we can make854.163.76
all that stuff i'm thinking we make a856.6392.56
[ __ ] ton of grenades we get another857.923.599
flyer all right so imagine a pterodon859.1994.481
another terry or maybe even argentavis861.5194.241
and you picking me up we're flying over863.683.44
their base we're going fast so we're not865.763.199
getting hit by their damn plants right867.123.92
i'm just loving grenades grenade grenade868.9594.481
run yeah i love it bomb and run just to871.044.64
[ __ ] with them all right that's the plan873.444.079
yeah i want them to be scared i want875.683.599
them to know i'm out here yeah and i'm877.5195.12
coming for them that's right879.2793.36
they're gonna die883.122.719
unless we die886.0792.801
all right889.1993.44
a.t891.124.079
we're trying to get sneaky892.6395.041
and his body was895.1994.401
here-ish i think897.683.04
so899.62.96
how would he make a900.724.559
lot of mysteries here a lot of mysteries902.565.12
okay let's take just just do a little905.2793.521
loop ski907.682.56
i will find them908.82.96
and i910.244.56
will tear their cuticles out911.765.519
hey tap to make them relocate914.85.279
actually that'd be great917.2792.8
oh my gosh920.3993.361
holy moly922.0793.281
put your map away923.764.24
man that's got a that's a melted river925.364.8
oh man there's bugs on me crap928.05.6
there's bugs on me oh boy that's a river930.165.359
oh he's steamed nice933.63.12
nice935.5192.56
okay okay936.724.16
holy [ __ ] there's a river dude938.0794.481
gotta get out of here gotta stay in the940.884.319
shadows now i don't know your name942.565.44
i'm sure it's gonna start with a pt but945.1995.041
we gotta go we're in danger948.04.079
follow me950.243.92
come on bugs do i not have a let me have952.0794.88
a spear a pipe okay arrows it is just954.164.08
doing the uh956.9594.24
oh what is that oh stego958.245.76
oh man okay i'm not ready for this uh961.1994.161
just back away964.04.48
okay run away run away eat some berries965.366.719
i gotta make that kite and armor968.483.599
oh raptor973.362.56
raptor974.9592.8
oh let's go975.923.12
time to go977.7593.281
oh is it fighting it's fighting what's979.044.64
it fighting this is my tear down981.044.0
oh no983.683.36
no no no985.043.44
time to go987.043.84
oh my god that thing's gonna die988.484.32
oh you know what990.883.959
sorry992.84.959
sorry i knew where i was994.8394.44
okay997.7593.041
going home999.2794.321
wherever that is oh i know where i'm at1000.85.279
i know our mat1003.63.599
yep1006.0793.041
i know where i'm at1007.1993.521
gonna go home tell the guys where1009.124.0
there's some high level pterodons that i1010.723.6
didn't kill1013.123.68
and some [ __ ] birds1014.327.8
oh neebs hey hey nothing1016.85.32
[Applause]1023.044.92
[Music]1023.554.41
[Music]1030.0894.1
is1034.483.0

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