Rise of the WYVERN KING - Ark Fjordur
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neebs: Hey, Simon! Have you seen the Rise of the WYVERN KING video on Ark Fjordur? It's hands down my favorite video on YouTube!
simon: Oh yeah, that one where the alpha tribe is munching on bread like it's their last meal while the beta boys are out there getting a new pet? Classic! Definitely one for the books.
neebs: Right? I mean, who doesn't love a good bread-eating alpha tribe and some beta boys on a pet quest? It's like a soap opera in the Ark world, but with more wyverns.
simon: Exactly! And let's not forget the epic battle scenes and the drama between the tribes. It's like watching a blockbuster movie, but with more dinosaurs and less popcorn.
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| Caption | Start | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| right Alicia unfortunately you're bait | 0.24 | 6.72 |
| so that's why I've got all my clothes | 4.56 | 6.619 |
| off let's see what's in this here cave | 6.96 | 8.82 |
| let's just take it soft and nutty oh | 11.179 | 6.721 |
| yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah | 15.78 | 6.74 |
| okay is this | 17.9 | 4.62 |
| just floating around in floating them | 22.619 | 4.5 |
| around they'll come after me in a second | 24.66 | 6.72 |
| but can I do it can I do it can I do it | 27.119 | 6.481 |
| I think I can get it here we go here we | 31.38 | 6.179 |
| go this is gonna suck keep going go go | 33.6 | 8.88 |
| go go go get the [ __ ] go there we go ah | 37.559 | 9.361 |
| can I get it no you don't Gonna Fly Like | 42.48 | 6.2 |
| an Eagle | 46.92 | 5.4 |
| I wonder if I can lead him to uh | 48.68 | 6.46 |
| something big oh God all right I'm gonna | 52.32 | 7.2 |
| did you lose me because I'm so Swift | 55.14 | 9.419 |
| damn it okay yeah wow no you don't oh | 59.52 | 7.02 |
| here we go here we go here we go and a | 64.559 | 3.181 |
| little bit of this | 66.54 | 3.6 |
| a little bit of this | 67.74 | 5.4 |
| nope | 70.14 | 3.0 |
| oh that's her okay it's hurtful dropping | 78.68 | 4.78 |
| fast | 82.32 | 3.96 |
| thank you great through | 83.46 | 5.479 |
| yeah | 86.28 | 2.659 |
| oh and you're nobody | 90.08 | 4.079 |
| oh hold silver nuggets on the prowl yeah | 119.36 | 5.56 |
| we haven't been up here no this is | 122.939 | 3.96 |
| pretty cool because look at it I'm on | 124.92 | 3.96 |
| the map now I like cherry blossom | 126.899 | 4.021 |
| colored leaves and stuff which is | 128.88 | 4.2 |
| gorgeous you can't beat a cherry blossom | 130.92 | 3.78 |
| I didn't even know that the cherry | 133.08 | 3.96 |
| blossoms looked like that they do like | 134.7 | 5.1 |
| uh the whole like very Asian like a | 137.04 | 4.38 |
| Japanese kind of thing I mean it's that | 139.8 | 3.84 |
| what a great color man those Japanese | 141.42 | 4.02 |
| they really know how to grow them right | 143.64 | 4.02 |
| yeah they do they really do it's pretty | 145.44 | 4.08 |
| amazing like the different [ __ ] like man | 147.66 | 4.079 |
| I used to have a bonsai tree when I was | 149.52 | 4.62 |
| a kid how'd you pronounce that Bonsai | 151.739 | 5.401 |
| like bun yeah like but I call it a a | 154.14 | 5.88 |
| bonsai or is it a bonsai well I'm just | 157.14 | 4.739 |
| gonna recognize the O in the beginning | 160.02 | 4.859 |
| sorry yeah sorry Bonsai Bonsai I have | 161.879 | 5.401 |
| the right to make that a you you don't | 164.879 | 3.901 |
| have the right I don't care where you're | 167.28 | 3.959 |
| from okay Hey listen I'm not saying that | 168.78 | 4.08 |
| it should be pronounced any particular | 171.239 | 4.981 |
| yeah it's just how I did it oh man it's | 172.86 | 8.18 |
| really yeah really opens up over here | 176.22 | 7.98 |
| oh and another cave you see a cave I see | 181.04 | 4.54 |
| a cave but it's not behind a waterfall | 184.2 | 2.7 |
| but but that's good we should probably | 185.58 | 3.48 |
| check out what a giant structure ahead | 186.9 | 4.199 |
| with fire okay and there's also a very | 189.06 | 3.78 |
| giant thing over there like built into | 191.099 | 3.481 |
| the wall that's fun I'm gonna go to the | 192.84 | 3.36 |
| cave with this guy see if I see anything | 194.58 | 4.799 |
| I'm so glad we we kept on going yeah | 196.2 | 5.58 |
| yeah this is good times tonight all | 199.379 | 4.321 |
| right so you know what you I'll let you | 201.78 | 3.66 |
| go go in there and investigate see if | 203.7 | 3.06 |
| there's any uh evidence that they've | 205.44 | 4.5 |
| been here none clear clear okay did you | 206.76 | 6.02 |
| see that the big like | 209.94 | 2.84 |
| next when he's not stuck coming soon oh | 215.659 | 7.241 |
| my goodness well this is what you saw | 219.84 | 5.52 |
| huh guess what this is crazy I didn't | 222.9 | 4.979 |
| see this this what yeah I didn't even | 225.36 | 4.14 |
| see that little platform right there | 227.879 | 4.381 |
| this is nutty town we found nutty Town | 229.5 | 5.099 |
| yeah this is where it is what's the ZIP | 232.26 | 3.44 |
| code | 234.599 | 4.981 |
| okay uh so I'm gonna cry with this guy | 235.7 | 6.94 |
| yeah and then uh we'll take the birds | 239.58 | 6.299 |
| and I just want to swing by the old boat | 242.64 | 5.34 |
| for a minute I love we got crowd pods | 245.879 | 4.14 |
| yeah I wish we had more we only got what | 247.98 | 4.319 |
| two three oh we got three okay okay | 250.019 | 3.961 |
| that's got potential all right you know | 252.299 | 3.421 |
| the weight of the boat yep follow me all | 253.98 | 3.06 |
| right following you bubba stay out of | 255.72 | 3.06 |
| trouble man I'd never stay out of | 257.04 | 5.4 |
| trouble okay this time yeah what is that | 258.78 | 6.06 |
| what type of stuff in there no no no not | 262.44 | 4.86 |
| that this you see where I'm at uh yeah I | 264.84 | 4.68 |
| do what is this uh looks like a mess | 267.3 | 5.22 |
| it's like an absolute it's ours oh I | 269.52 | 4.32 |
| think must have built this yeah I was | 272.52 | 3.42 |
| gonna say either salmon door or thick | 273.84 | 3.66 |
| but now we know is this supposed to be | 275.94 | 3.36 |
| an RG trap it's the messiest damn | 277.5 | 3.78 |
| [ __ ] RG trap I've ever seen in my | 279.3 | 4.08 |
| life I've been guilty of messy traps too | 281.28 | 4.979 |
| I guess ah my ex-wife has a messy trap | 283.38 | 5.039 |
| zing | 286.259 | 5.041 |
| all right Simon I'm Landon and I'm gonna | 288.419 | 5.041 |
| go in a little bit all right so should I | 291.3 | 4.14 |
| uh go in with you I don't know how you | 293.46 | 4.08 |
| doing I feel like I should you know what | 295.44 | 3.72 |
| I feel like I should go with you yeah I | 297.54 | 3.12 |
| think you should yeah but you know what | 299.16 | 3.3 |
| is that smart because there's a lot of | 300.66 | 4.08 |
| you know and then now we both can't get | 302.46 | 5.16 |
| back here I know because we don't have | 304.74 | 7.62 |
| wow I haven't seen one creature so wow | 307.62 | 7.46 |
| this is really something yeah it is | 312.36 | 7.32 |
| you know Indiana Jones much yes oh whoa | 315.08 | 6.28 |
| that was a little scary it's all | 319.68 | 4.859 |
| switched with the red well well what are | 321.36 | 4.8 |
| we gonna find in here there's gonna be | 324.539 | 2.701 |
| they're gonna give us something really | 326.16 | 2.759 |
| big and important I feel like we're | 327.24 | 4.92 |
| gonna get trolled yep or see it looks | 328.919 | 5.821 |
| like so what is that I thought that | 332.16 | 4.5 |
| light was just like just the other side | 334.74 | 3.899 |
| of an opening but apparently not it's | 336.66 | 4.34 |
| looks like a big giant crystal | 338.639 | 5.4 |
| let me let me just shoot one of these | 341.0 | 5.38 |
| Rockets soon okay I know I got you even | 344.039 | 4.861 |
| if it's just to take out a spider | 346.38 | 4.8 |
| this thing collectible | 348.9 | 4.28 |
| huh yeah | 351.18 | 5.519 |
| 200 I've got 16 of 200 oh this breaks | 353.18 | 6.28 |
| into four J's okay this is a lot bigger | 356.699 | 4.981 |
| deal than we thought it is well it | 359.46 | 4.799 |
| splits off two ways let's go to the | 361.68 | 5.34 |
| right first all right | 364.259 | 5.041 |
| all right who's this guy that's one of | 367.02 | 3.899 |
| ours I think it's one of the thick heads | 369.3 | 3.179 |
| yeah no okay got you it's Philip we | 370.919 | 3.181 |
| shouldn't leave him here nah it's a bad | 372.479 | 4.021 |
| idea we could uh hey I got extra I'll go | 374.1 | 4.379 |
| put him in that uh oh yeah yeah remember | 376.5 | 4.139 |
| that cave I found I'll go storm in there | 378.479 | 4.381 |
| okay yeah you do that let's do some runs | 380.639 | 3.9 |
| here and you know load up and load this | 382.86 | 3.839 |
| box up full of resources gotcha yeah you | 384.539 | 3.66 |
| know all right I'll do some runs too all | 386.699 | 2.581 |
| right I got a little bit of metal throw | 388.199 | 2.401 |
| that in there tell you what I can do the | 389.28 | 2.82 |
| runs to the box if you want to run from | 390.6 | 3.78 |
| the box down to the base yeah and you're | 392.1 | 3.719 |
| gonna take care of Philip oh yeah I'll | 394.38 | 3.24 |
| get Philip I'll go put Philip somewhere | 395.819 | 5.1 |
| nice you you do this Phillip come on | 397.62 | 4.919 |
| baby you like you know how rich people | 400.919 | 3.421 |
| have their Mistresses and they got on my | 402.539 | 4.081 |
| condo in Paris and all that stuff oh do | 404.34 | 4.919 |
| I that's you I know you and Philip me | 406.62 | 4.799 |
| man Phillip I'm gonna hook you up so | 409.259 | 3.481 |
| you're gonna get laid so much in this | 411.419 | 2.461 |
| place it's gonna be the best damn | 412.74 | 3.06 |
| bachelor pad you've ever seen I don't | 413.88 | 3.96 |
| think that's how it works with Mr sis I | 415.8 | 3.66 |
| know you got to tell them though you're | 417.84 | 2.699 |
| a bachelor you don't want to let them | 419.46 | 3.72 |
| know about your wife ah I play this game | 420.539 | 6.741 |
| okay I got a lot to learn | 423.18 | 4.1 |
| so salmon we we can't forget this one | 428.699 | 4.801 |
| thing what no reason to be here out of | 430.86 | 4.74 |
| curiosity I mean that's the only that is | 433.5 | 4.08 |
| the reason yeah but that's the reason I | 435.6 | 3.659 |
| mean yeah I mean why wouldn't we check | 437.58 | 3.42 |
| it out it'd be kind of crazy not to but | 439.259 | 4.38 |
| I'm also ready to run very quickly home | 441.0 | 5.28 |
| yeah yeah yeah yeah Tales between the | 443.639 | 4.921 |
| left okay there's uh all right we can | 446.28 | 6.259 |
| get I'll get the guy on the left okay | 448.56 | 3.979 |
| there we go okay yeah oh it just fell | 453.199 | 6.72 |
| off for me | 457.5 | 5.819 |
| idiot idiot look up make sure we got no | 459.919 | 6.521 |
| beds oh yeah yeah they were | 463.319 | 5.28 |
| for sacrifice or something what's going | 466.44 | 3.9 |
| on here | 468.599 | 6.301 |
| um what did I do oh my my weapon needs | 470.34 | 8.34 |
| repairs oh oh that's not good no oh [ __ ] | 474.9 | 6.239 |
| it was good mine's doesn't what is going | 478.68 | 5.16 |
| on here checking there | 481.139 | 4.56 |
| man that looks like it'd be a crate that | 483.84 | 3.84 |
| you'd search what the hell | 485.699 | 4.261 |
| what the hell man it's like let's let's | 487.68 | 3.54 |
| build something that looks like | 489.96 | 3.299 |
| something you'd get [ __ ] out of so this | 491.22 | 4.199 |
| is dead Endy okay we'll go down that | 493.259 | 4.56 |
| other hole | 495.419 | 4.201 |
| yeah um hold on hold on hold on we have | 497.819 | 3.901 |
| one more thing to test go into the edge | 499.62 | 5.699 |
| hold on here we go and uh stay back okay | 501.72 | 7.759 |
| oh yes yeah hold on hold on yeah yeah | 505.319 | 4.16 |
| hey it disappeared and revealed nothing | 510.0 | 5.94 |
| right but still the fact that it reacted | 512.94 | 6.719 |
| is a win okay back down the other path | 515.94 | 6.18 |
| and then home right or something well | 519.659 | 4.081 |
| okay hopefully the other path has got | 522.12 | 3.18 |
| like a stripper in there that's going to | 523.74 | 3.36 |
| jump out of a cake remember back in the | 525.3 | 3.9 |
| day when that happened did it strip was | 527.1 | 4.62 |
| that back when I was a kid strippers out | 529.2 | 5.34 |
| of cakes was like an everyday event in | 531.72 | 5.46 |
| my neighborhood you witnessed one all | 534.54 | 5.46 |
| the time I didn't witness one yep I feel | 537.18 | 4.32 |
| like I had a [ __ ] childhood now | 540.0 | 3.5 |
| strippers out of cakes | 541.5 | 5.339 |
| I mean I've heard the the Tails it was a | 543.5 | 5.68 |
| thing was it listen in the 40s we were | 546.839 | 4.021 |
| bored God I kind of want to shoot that | 549.18 | 5.9 |
| too yeah but let's wait yeah yeah | 550.86 | 4.22 |
| or not now yeah yeah all right final | 556.5 | 7.2 |
| Hall final hall for things we take that | 559.68 | 5.94 |
| back from here I don't know can you I | 563.7 | 3.9 |
| mean can you I can't I only see a wing | 565.62 | 4.88 |
| if you take the bat wing from here yeah | 567.6 | 7.38 |
| hey all right very last room as maybe | 570.5 | 8.98 |
| not holy [ __ ] wow a lot of bats man I | 574.98 | 6.66 |
| only see one okay and now it's behind | 579.48 | 4.2 |
| the pole so a lot of bats there's about | 581.64 | 4.56 |
| three or four up there all right what | 583.68 | 5.94 |
| the flip balls yeah I like the amount of | 586.2 | 5.16 |
| bats so far there's a little room over | 589.62 | 3.3 |
| here all right they're coming at us | 591.36 | 3.08 |
| that's | 592.92 | 3.96 |
| okay well you got the stuff all right | 594.44 | 5.019 |
| this is open all right buddy I don't | 596.88 | 4.2 |
| know what's happening here but | 599.459 | 4.021 |
| I bet they're suck down one I bet there | 601.08 | 5.64 |
| is yeah you want to get baptized no you | 603.48 | 7.4 |
| shoot a bow and arrow yeah okay | 606.72 | 4.16 |
| you got balls | 611.36 | 5.02 |
| here strong arrows dude unless they're | 613.88 | 4.78 |
| [ __ ] cats well I was also shooting it | 616.38 | 4.74 |
| with my Advanced bullets yeah because I | 618.66 | 4.619 |
| was getting hits because I I am it's | 621.12 | 5.279 |
| like one shot I'm a killer listen man | 623.279 | 5.941 |
| this place is a [ __ ] it is oh that's a | 626.399 | 4.741 |
| lot of gold look at that gold look there | 629.22 | 4.4 |
| look at that | 631.14 | 2.48 |
| what the hell is this this is a mine | 633.74 | 4.56 |
| shaft | 636.0 | 2.3 |
| how cool would that have been oh would | 638.64 | 5.72 |
| have been great how does it not blow up | 640.62 | 3.74 |
| oh thick hello what's up baby not much | 644.76 | 5.34 |
| man you smell like you've been on an | 648.6 | 3.239 |
| adventure yeah | 650.1 | 4.7 |
| um smell it with a wyvern egg | 651.839 | 6.18 |
| I like the sound of that yeah baby yeah | 654.8 | 4.659 |
| oh man we should take it uh take it | 658.019 | 3.421 |
| under water and do that yeah are you | 659.459 | 5.041 |
| following me yeah right behind you | 661.44 | 4.8 |
| gotcha yeah we'll uh we'll take it down | 664.5 | 4.2 |
| to our uh super secret base have you | 666.24 | 4.02 |
| been down there yet I've not oh you're | 668.7 | 2.699 |
| gonna love it you're probably gonna need | 670.26 | 3.06 |
| to make a grappling crap yeah because | 671.399 | 3.361 |
| you gotta grapple yourself to a beaver | 673.32 | 4.32 |
| you know like you do oh okay yeah or I | 674.76 | 4.8 |
| could get a beaver I don't know that's | 677.64 | 4.199 |
| an option we all got beavers we don't | 679.56 | 4.62 |
| but I would like to have one it'd be | 681.839 | 4.761 |
| nice to have a fever | 684.18 | 5.099 |
| all right buddy let's grab some more | 686.6 | 5.08 |
| metal and see if anything's here in the | 689.279 | 5.161 |
| chest and nope that's what I left in | 691.68 | 4.02 |
| there because it's too heavy oh man | 694.44 | 3.18 |
| there's a purple drop really should | 695.7 | 3.66 |
| probably get that drop you know that's a | 697.62 | 3.18 |
| good one wait is that one of our guys | 699.36 | 5.28 |
| that's true grab that purple drop on it | 700.8 | 6.08 |
| see it yeah how could you not okay | 704.64 | 5.4 |
| purple's behind you I thought thick yeah | 706.88 | 5.139 |
| yeah what are you doing I just got | 710.04 | 5.4 |
| something for us oh yeah yeah let's see | 712.019 | 6.721 |
| what's in the drop um this is what's a | 715.44 | 6.12 |
| doedicorice I think that Rock oh it's | 718.74 | 4.68 |
| one of the the ball on the butt crack | 721.56 | 5.339 |
| yeah gotcha oh yeah just got an ascended | 723.42 | 5.76 |
| dodicorice saddle all right sweet that's | 726.899 | 5.521 |
| not terrible yeah there we go welcome | 729.18 | 5.7 |
| back tubby okay Toby we got some stuff | 732.42 | 5.76 |
| welcome back dick welcome uh to you to | 734.88 | 5.579 |
| you thank you what do you what do you | 738.18 | 4.2 |
| got what do you got uh I got a little | 740.459 | 3.241 |
| bit of Crystal a little bit of obsidian | 742.38 | 3.84 |
| okay you may as well put that in there | 743.7 | 5.1 |
| too and um well I'm just gonna keep the | 746.22 | 3.78 |
| party going I'm gonna make another run | 748.8 | 4.62 |
| go get it keep it coming memes look at | 750.0 | 9.68 |
| this oh no oh yes level 76 poison wyvern | 753.42 | 9.3 |
| Yeah well yeah hey do you want to uh | 759.68 | 5.56 |
| hatch this down on our secret cave yeah | 762.72 | 5.82 |
| okay I don't have anything to to swim oh | 765.24 | 4.8 |
| yeah you wanna do you want to take it | 768.54 | 4.2 |
| with you how about bam right behind you | 770.04 | 5.28 |
| what oh wait you know what I'm worried | 772.74 | 4.38 |
| now that I say that because there's uh | 775.32 | 3.6 |
| yeah | 777.12 | 4.38 |
| nope never mind okay it just all this | 778.92 | 4.56 |
| you'll just drive it into some jellyfish | 781.5 | 4.44 |
| it's true all right so I'll take I'll | 783.48 | 5.46 |
| take this yep okay don't eat it don't | 785.94 | 5.639 |
| eat it almost did five times all right | 788.94 | 4.86 |
| oh and turds I collect turds so if you | 791.579 | 4.681 |
| see them you know let me have them okay | 793.8 | 4.62 |
| yeah Where'd I park here I am all right | 796.26 | 4.94 |
| turds | 798.42 | 2.78 |
| what do you think | 801.48 | 3.78 |
| what do you think Simon yeah I say like | 803.04 | 4.38 |
| I don't know just cut kind of straight | 805.26 | 4.62 |
| to home and see what we run across yeah | 807.42 | 4.02 |
| I'm down with that you know I just | 809.88 | 3.3 |
| realized what's that the thing in front | 811.44 | 3.6 |
| of us kind of looks like a Doobie it | 813.18 | 3.959 |
| does it does look like a Doobie and it | 815.04 | 4.32 |
| also looks like a skinny turd Sky | 817.139 | 6.0 |
| doobies skimmy turd Sky doobies okay | 819.36 | 6.3 |
| must be a little Mr Hanky yeah I wish | 823.139 | 4.621 |
| we'd have run a pond oh I just hope they | 825.66 | 3.239 |
| didn't attack our base you know what I | 827.76 | 3.54 |
| mean yeah that would suck certainly I | 828.899 | 5.041 |
| feel the need to yeah go home I guess | 831.3 | 5.219 |
| just to make sure but it's dark is it | 833.94 | 6.24 |
| well it's getting dark okay | 836.519 | 6.06 |
| so that that's a reason for us to go | 840.18 | 4.2 |
| home right and split up I just want to I | 842.579 | 3.301 |
| want to feed the babies we can do | 844.38 | 2.94 |
| whatever we want | 845.88 | 2.94 |
| trying to say you want to get rid of me | 847.32 | 2.819 |
| no do you want to have some of this | 848.82 | 3.78 |
| banana bread oh banana bread yep yeah | 850.139 | 5.161 |
| hold on let's get let's let's get this | 852.6 | 6.479 |
| taken care of yeah okay now did you make | 855.3 | 6.659 |
| this I bought across the street at the | 859.079 | 5.88 |
| little coffee place oh that's good it's | 861.959 | 5.06 |
| nice and moist | 864.959 | 5.341 |
| but moist where did you get this | 867.019 | 6.281 |
| Brooklyn cap right right wow can I have | 870.3 | 4.159 |
| another piece | 873.3 | 4.44 |
| oh my goodness that's a good banana let | 874.459 | 5.081 |
| me tell you it's nice it's not like it's | 877.74 | 5.339 |
| not overdone yeah this is delicious and | 879.54 | 5.28 |
| this is why this is commercial banana | 883.079 | 3.901 |
| bread this isn't just out of here no I'm | 884.82 | 3.66 |
| in the kitchen they make it they make it | 886.98 | 2.88 |
| homemade there I know but if you made | 888.48 | 3.0 |
| this that would be very sweet oh yeah I | 889.86 | 4.38 |
| would I would yeah Mass Market it that's | 891.48 | 5.599 |
| a good banana bread | 894.24 | 2.839 |
| this is my dinner oh that's a good idea | 901.76 | 6.3 |
| I know where I'm going for dinner | 905.48 | 7.26 |
| they're closed at like three p.m damn it | 908.06 | 4.68 |
| thank you | 915.42 | 4.26 |
| it was banana bread | 917.1 | 6.14 |
| brought to you by that's a lot of bees | 919.68 | 7.74 |
| what crash [ __ ] [ __ ] in the air on my | 923.24 | 7.899 |
| dragon oh [ __ ] because of banana bread | 927.42 | 6.44 |
| me | 931.139 | 2.721 |
| think you ready yeah all right let's do | 940.44 | 4.079 |
| it let's get in here let's get on before | 942.6 | 3.26 |
| someone sees us | 944.519 | 3.661 |
| you got everything out of your bed that | 945.86 | 4.5 |
| you need yeah come on baby get in there | 948.18 | 4.2 |
| there we go | 950.36 | 4.0 |
| starting to worry all righty all right | 952.38 | 4.319 |
| so uh the one that I'm riding is the | 954.36 | 4.2 |
| strongest okay so we're gonna need you | 956.699 | 4.2 |
| to Grapple to the butt all right here we | 958.56 | 3.839 |
| go | 960.899 | 3.661 |
| oh come on | 962.399 | 4.921 |
| was that the only grapple I think he | 964.56 | 4.74 |
| meant the beaver's butt dick yeah I know | 967.32 | 5.1 |
| that's how I did yeah but you hit me do | 969.3 | 4.2 |
| you have another grapple we didn't | 972.42 | 2.64 |
| realize that would take someone off a | 973.5 | 3.24 |
| mount though is that was that work on | 975.06 | 4.32 |
| enemies I hit the butt okay still all | 976.74 | 4.32 |
| right yeah here I got one more I think I | 979.38 | 3.24 |
| got one more grapple we were worried | 981.06 | 3.06 |
| about time right yeah I got one more | 982.62 | 3.12 |
| grapple thick and this is the last one | 984.12 | 3.659 |
| don't okay fudge it up should I get off | 985.74 | 6.06 |
| first maybe here okay nope you know that | 987.779 | 6.36 |
| sorry got about that butt okay right | 991.8 | 5.64 |
| here yeah ready yep there we go hop on | 994.139 | 4.62 |
| the beaver okay now you lead the way up | 997.44 | 2.88 |
| Sir oh yeah it's gonna be so dark kind | 998.759 | 3.181 |
| of okay okay | 1000.32 | 3.06 |
| um let me hop in first and take a peek | 1001.94 | 4.62 |
| oh my God I can't see a thing yeah we | 1003.38 | 5.639 |
| should have done this well we didn't I | 1006.56 | 4.32 |
| can't see him here you can do it keep | 1009.019 | 3.841 |
| looking | 1010.88 | 3.72 |
| okay | 1012.86 | 4.919 |
| no no this is suicide | 1014.6 | 4.739 |
| is that an alpha that's an alpha shark | 1017.779 | 3.42 |
| oh God that's not the shark names stay | 1019.339 | 4.641 |
| away from sharks hold on | 1021.199 | 7.561 |
| okay new rule we go down at sundown yep | 1023.98 | 6.819 |
| because I can't see a thing that there's | 1028.76 | 3.659 |
| no way I can find that in the dark | 1030.799 | 3.54 |
| you're gonna have to I'm gonna have to | 1032.419 | 4.081 |
| we've already grappled you want to | 1034.339 | 4.201 |
| sacrifice a beaver no | 1036.5 | 3.299 |
| I don't think we're gonna lose well | 1038.54 | 2.46 |
| that's what you mean by you're gonna | 1039.799 | 2.64 |
| have to I'm gonna get down there and | 1041.0 | 3.12 |
| eaten by a [ __ ] shark or shocked by a | 1042.439 | 4.26 |
| damn jellyfish okay shall I try | 1044.12 | 5.58 |
| me you think you can find it all right | 1046.699 | 4.321 |
| thick I'm gonna need you to breathe | 1049.7 | 3.12 |
| every time we come up right God all | 1051.02 | 3.18 |
| right just keep holding I don't know | 1052.82 | 3.42 |
| space bar or something okay here we go | 1054.2 | 4.979 |
| you win yeah all right stay with me oh | 1056.24 | 7.439 |
| God yep shark are you good right guys | 1059.179 | 6.801 |
| sure | 1063.679 | 2.301 |
| yeah just keep going I think I see some | 1067.539 | 6.481 |
| kind of like needs yeah maybe okay | 1070.4 | 7.26 |
| let me get a breath oh god oh I think I | 1074.02 | 6.46 |
| found it thank you good oh God no you're | 1077.66 | 5.04 |
| not good yeah keep just keep going okay | 1080.48 | 4.819 |
| hang on jellyfish | 1082.7 | 6.2 |
| see it come down | 1085.299 | 3.601 |
| sure | 1089.12 | 4.939 |
| going up service | 1091.039 | 3.02 |
| you good yeah | 1095.14 | 4.02 |
| hey tell him to beat it don't scram oh | 1102.4 | 6.22 |
| good luck caps Rose | 1105.919 | 5.101 |
| [ __ ] put on for this drop that's | 1108.62 | 4.919 |
| what I'm doing going for a drop trying | 1111.02 | 3.72 |
| to get down the face in the middle of | 1113.539 | 4.26 |
| Now new rule Sunset that's when I get | 1114.74 | 5.48 |
| down there | 1117.799 | 2.421 |
| okay you seeing me Sam no I I do not oh | 1122.32 | 6.52 |
| okay | 1127.28 | 4.92 |
| um and then you come up to me | 1128.84 | 5.94 |
| I might see you coming oh hey I see you | 1132.2 | 5.099 |
| I see you turn around hang around hang a | 1134.78 | 3.66 |
| left well you know how long that takes | 1137.299 | 3.481 |
| to turn around I know that's fine you | 1138.44 | 3.96 |
| hit you oh is that you and then am I | 1140.78 | 3.48 |
| coming right to you uh no | 1142.4 | 4.2 |
| no up here now go up now now take over | 1144.26 | 3.96 |
| take a right a little bit I mean you got | 1146.6 | 4.319 |
| your torch up yeah stop right there | 1148.22 | 4.5 |
| buddy oh yeah yeah yeah right here all | 1150.919 | 3.061 |
| right I gotta pick you up oh look at | 1152.72 | 2.699 |
| that buy one of these little guys hey | 1153.98 | 4.26 |
| buddy hey yeah he was in my face a | 1155.419 | 4.921 |
| minute ago all right come out to uh oh | 1158.24 | 4.08 |
| just dropped a gem that's correct yeah | 1160.34 | 3.36 |
| don't pick up the gems all right you | 1162.32 | 3.239 |
| stay right there turn around pick you up | 1163.7 | 3.54 |
| thank you very much sir I appreciate it | 1165.559 | 3.541 |
| welcome that kind of worked out you know | 1167.24 | 4.799 |
| dragon is home safe yeah just give me a | 1169.1 | 5.34 |
| good uh give me a five star okay yeah oh | 1172.039 | 4.321 |
| absolutely I'll give you five stars and | 1174.44 | 4.26 |
| I'm gonna leave a comment on top of that | 1176.36 | 3.96 |
| [ __ ] that's above and beyond and I'm | 1178.7 | 5.46 |
| gonna say Dora was not only timely but | 1180.32 | 6.719 |
| such a gentleman and when he picked me | 1184.16 | 5.639 |
| up it only took one try yeah it was one | 1187.039 | 4.861 |
| try and the banana bread was fantastic | 1189.799 | 5.641 |
| it was worth the entire thing yeah the | 1191.9 | 6.779 |
| banana I would I would do that again and | 1195.44 | 6.239 |
| again for just one more bite yeah what | 1198.679 | 4.261 |
| do you think those guys are doing do you | 1201.679 | 3.601 |
| think they're they've been having very | 1202.94 | 6.06 |
| nice day I hope so me too because when | 1205.28 | 6.0 |
| we eventually tear them the shreds | 1209.0 | 5.52 |
| demolish their insides you know I'd like | 1211.28 | 5.58 |
| to the insides of a person taste better | 1214.52 | 4.44 |
| when they've had a happy life yeah and | 1216.86 | 5.04 |
| right until they die as they see their | 1218.96 | 5.04 |
| souls slip into Oblivion they can | 1221.9 | 5.22 |
| remember the smiles yes and then and | 1224.0 | 4.799 |
| then we'll poop them out later which is | 1227.12 | 5.78 |
| always fun yeah a second visit | 1228.799 | 4.101 |
| I could just shoot you right because | 1234.2 | 6.24 |
| you're just there let me see hold on | 1237.08 | 6.06 |
| hold on hold on bam big don't miss your | 1240.44 | 5.22 |
| firstborn okay okay well this thing | 1243.14 | 4.919 |
| can't get me a man I love you with that | 1245.66 | 5.78 |
| a monster you got about 15 minutes okay | 1248.059 | 6.24 |
| so I'm just gonna | 1251.44 | 5.14 |
| help this thing with arrows you shoot | 1254.299 | 4.201 |
| arrows at that thing yeah I feel like | 1256.58 | 3.78 |
| that'll take all damn day that is an | 1258.5 | 4.26 |
| alpha Megalodon yeah how many arrows you | 1260.36 | 4.8 |
| got maybe four I think I'll do it just | 1262.76 | 4.14 |
| hit it with a pike you got a pike do I | 1265.16 | 3.48 |
| have a pike yeah yeah that's what I'm | 1266.9 | 4.1 |
| gonna do I'm gonna hit it yeah all right | 1268.64 | 5.159 |
| you like tag team it you go uh you go | 1271.0 | 4.72 |
| left side I go right side all right all | 1273.799 | 5.541 |
| right ready in three two one get him | 1275.72 | 6.6 |
| that'd be great oh my God I don't know | 1279.34 | 4.66 |
| what's happening okay oh God he's turned | 1282.32 | 3.599 |
| he's turning he's getting turned oh yeah | 1284.0 | 4.02 |
| he wants me he wants me because I look | 1285.919 | 4.681 |
| the most delicious yeah there you go you | 1288.02 | 3.84 |
| hit him in the back while he's looking | 1290.6 | 3.18 |
| at me hey Bubba oh now he's turning at | 1291.86 | 5.9 |
| you that's when I move in I get his back | 1293.78 | 3.98 |
| it's the first time anybody in art can | 1301.34 | 4.5 |
| uh officially say they have killed an | 1303.44 | 4.44 |
| alpha Megalodon with a pike because | 1305.84 | 3.719 |
| we're doing it it's getting scratches | 1307.88 | 4.64 |
| he's got scratches that's his name | 1309.559 | 7.441 |
| his name is about to be nothing Prime | 1312.52 | 6.159 |
| meme | 1317.0 | 5.28 |
| yeah yeah yeah yeah oh what do you want | 1318.679 | 5.401 |
| I'm gonna stab your tail how do you like | 1322.28 | 3.6 |
| it when I get you in the butt oh my God | 1324.08 | 4.74 |
| yeah Steve you've seen this come on come | 1325.88 | 4.919 |
| on come on come on oh remember the time | 1328.82 | 5.04 |
| I was I was like what's an Aquaman he's | 1330.799 | 5.421 |
| gonna just swimming [ __ ] my Pike broke | 1333.86 | 5.699 |
| oh well I'll pop him one oh yeah but you | 1336.22 | 6.72 |
| were Aquaman like Jason yeah | 1339.559 | 3.381 |
| oh my god | 1344.419 | 7.101 |
| oh Nelly that was crazy | 1346.72 | 7.72 |
| let me check this egg can we keep it | 1351.52 | 6.159 |
| yeah wait can we drag we can't drag this | 1354.44 | 5.099 |
| thing can we what's in his uh what's in | 1357.679 | 3.841 |
| his inventory hey you got some Megalodon | 1359.539 | 5.101 |
| Finn man some red Ram shackle kiting | 1361.52 | 5.24 |
| boots I'll take those what is this | 1364.64 | 5.279 |
| runestone what the [ __ ] is runestone I | 1366.76 | 5.2 |
| don't know that reminds me of the | 1369.919 | 4.681 |
| classic film Tombstone that is a classic | 1371.96 | 4.199 |
| it's available on Amazon everybody | 1374.6 | 4.459 |
| should go watch it | 1376.159 | 2.9 |
| get an hour | 1381.44 | 4.4 |
| all right | 1382.94 | 2.9 |
| look how badass we must look to those | 1387.039 | 5.02 |
| people back here yeah we're just all | 1390.14 | 6.38 |
| silhouetti I bet we do look badass | 1392.059 | 4.461 |
| almost there where we at oh yeah like 27 | 1398.299 | 6.36 |
| seconds out yeah okay you know baby oh | 1401.6 | 5.939 |
| this is exciting yeah I think yeah I | 1404.659 | 4.801 |
| don't want you to waste this thing I | 1407.539 | 4.38 |
| will I mean well yeah we haven't looked | 1409.46 | 4.04 |
| up Saddles yet | 1411.919 | 3.721 |
| I've been making us gunpowder so we're | 1413.5 | 3.76 |
| gonna be loaded | 1415.64 | 5.1 |
| there we go wait baby do we need to kill | 1417.26 | 4.74 |
| the Torches | 1420.74 | 3.12 |
| um yeah go for it yeah damn I'm | 1422.0 | 3.6 |
| overheating here | 1423.86 | 6.799 |
| yeah what was that oh [ __ ] yeah | 1425.6 | 5.059 |
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