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Professional Actor (tries to) Dub Over His Corrupted Minecraft Audio
Neebs Gaming
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Hey there fellow Neebs Gaming fans! So, I just watched the latest Minecraft video on the channel and let me tell you, it was an absolute rollercoaster of emotions. Dora's audio was totally messed up and he had to re-record everything he said during the episode in one take with no context at all! Can you imagine the struggle? But you know what, they handled it like pros and the episode turned out hilarious as always.
In this episode, Appsro and Anthony dive back into the Nether while Simon joins Dora and Neebs at the ocean monument. The chaos that unfolds is just pure entertainment from start to finish. And let's not forget the epic shirt they have for sale, the Super Simon Defense Squadron shirt. I mean, who wouldn't want to rock that awesome design?
If you're a Minecraft fan like me, you definitely need to check out the map they used in this episode. Don't worry, they've got a link for you to download it and instructions on how to make sure it's playable. And hey, if you're into supporting a good cause, don't forget about their Folding@Home team. It's all about coming together and making a difference while having a blast in the Minecraft world.
And of course, the music in this episode was on point. From "Spring Fling" by TrackTribe to "Vs Snow Dragon" by Makai Symphony, the soundtrack really set the tone for the entire adventure. Plus, the timestamps they include in the description make it super easy to jump to your favorite moments in the video. It's like they know exactly what we want to see!
So, if you're looking for a good laugh and some epic Minecraft gameplay, this video is a must-watch. Trust me, you won't be disappointed. And while you're at it, make sure to hit that subscribe button and join their Discord server for even more Neebs Gaming goodness. Thanks for watching Minecraft with me, fellow fans! 🚀
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Transcript
Caption | Start | Duration |
---|---|---|
hello everyone doraleous here | 3.76 | 3.999 |
now it's been a while but one of our | 6.08 | 4.0 |
audio tracks was completely corrupted | 7.759 | 5.521 |
due to a bad mic cable | 10.08 | 5.679 |
that someone was me and i have since | 13.28 | 3.2 |
thrown away | 15.759 | 3.041 |
said cable and banished it to hell for | 16.48 | 3.76 |
eternity that said | 18.8 | 3.6 |
ada hop was sweet enough to write up a | 20.24 | 3.68 |
script of everything that came out of my | 22.4 | 4.48 |
mouth in the episode | 23.92 | 5.359 |
so i have replaced it and i'm guessing | 26.88 | 4.479 |
it will have been done so perfectly | 29.279 | 6.561 |
you won't even notice enjoy ready | 31.359 | 4.481 |
break | 42.84 | 3.0 |
[Music] | 52.43 | 6.69 |
simon yes i've never had so much fun | 55.039 | 6.641 |
in a particular spot in minecraft until | 59.12 | 3.52 |
this spot | 61.68 | 3.6 |
i mean i could feel it hey can you guys | 62.64 | 3.2 |
feel it | 65.28 | 2.8 |
you're in a treat neebs yeah did you get | 65.84 | 3.04 |
what you needed | 68.08 | 3.12 |
got it all man okay we picked up the | 68.88 | 4.0 |
shells we got the shells we got the | 71.2 | 3.04 |
heart of the sea | 72.88 | 3.599 |
uh simon you see that little stone | 74.24 | 3.199 |
structure in the water | 76.479 | 3.601 |
over there to your right behind you yeah | 77.439 | 3.281 |
i see it | 80.08 | 2.24 |
yeah that's where we're going okay now | 80.72 | 3.6 |
listen what when we get there | 82.32 | 5.52 |
you got a park quick jump out and jump | 84.32 | 6.08 |
into the hole got it into well i don't | 87.84 | 3.599 |
know where the hole is | 90.4 | 2.719 |
so you know how to jump into holes | 91.439 | 3.04 |
though simon come on yeah | 93.119 | 3.601 |
yeah well i want to okay i'll follow you | 94.479 | 4.241 |
oh so i'm not gonna move quickly | 96.72 | 4.64 |
all right i'm going to be last ready | 98.72 | 3.12 |
break | 101.36 | 3.039 |
ready yep let's do it things are going | 101.84 | 3.76 |
to be attacking you | 104.399 | 4.08 |
okay move quick | 105.6 | 2.879 |
up already fell off fell out what | 109.6 | 5.28 |
how are you feeling practicing i was | 112.88 | 3.04 |
practicing | 114.88 | 3.839 |
okay now go ready keep up all right keep | 115.92 | 3.44 |
it up | 118.719 | 2.881 |
we're getting close he can see it though | 119.36 | 3.039 |
i would imagine | 121.6 | 2.559 |
i could see it you see it i see it right | 122.399 | 4.32 |
here yep oh there's the little stinkers | 124.159 | 5.761 |
all right okay here we go out | 126.719 | 5.681 |
out find the hole oh get in the hole | 129.92 | 3.12 |
okay | 132.4 | 2.32 |
jumping out there's a there's a break in | 133.04 | 3.199 |
the wall there you go jump in | 134.72 | 5.44 |
okay all right i'm down all right | 136.239 | 6.561 |
okay okay that that went well we did | 140.16 | 4.159 |
good we're inside we're safe | 142.8 | 3.84 |
all right that's good yeah now what | 144.319 | 3.441 |
enough | 146.64 | 4.64 |
yeah now what is right but if what | 147.76 | 4.8 |
you're saying is true | 151.28 | 4.0 |
neebs let's do it right i'm gonna try to | 152.56 | 3.44 |
oh look i've got | 155.28 | 2.56 |
two of these all right heart of the sea | 156.0 | 4.319 |
goes in the middle nautilus shells | 157.84 | 5.6 |
go all the way around conduit there we | 160.319 | 3.681 |
go | 163.44 | 3.2 |
we made a conduit where i don't even | 164.0 | 3.12 |
what | 166.64 | 2.4 |
yes i knew it i knew i would do | 167.12 | 4.16 |
something good today oh boy | 169.04 | 4.08 |
yeah it's okay all right well i i got | 171.28 | 3.52 |
those things though the smoke | 173.12 | 3.44 |
that's right we should have got milk | 174.8 | 3.439 |
anyway ah | 176.56 | 4.0 |
crap we got a cow on the island we'll go | 178.239 | 4.241 |
get milk but here's the conduit | 180.56 | 4.24 |
next step uh build the i don't know what | 182.48 | 3.92 |
it's called but we're gonna build it | 184.8 | 4.32 |
okay simon we're building things this is | 186.4 | 6.0 |
a nice view of you guys | 189.12 | 10.72 |
even better | 192.4 | 7.44 |
[Music] | 200.69 | 4.129 |
look it's a little chicken family it's a | 211.68 | 3.119 |
mommy chicken a daddy chicken and they | 213.28 | 3.519 |
made a baby chicken | 214.799 | 4.881 |
okay yeah and they just showed up and i | 216.799 | 4.16 |
we were waiting to record and they're | 219.68 | 2.24 |
just here and they're cute | 220.959 | 2.401 |
all right hey all right we're gonna take | 221.92 | 2.959 |
some horses today which one you want | 223.36 | 2.879 |
obviously you can't take my cephalus | 224.879 | 1.681 |
who's | 226.239 | 2.881 |
the cutest chicken yes you are get in | 226.56 | 3.28 |
here what | 229.12 | 3.52 |
sorry you get uh here eat that what | 229.84 | 4.56 |
which horse do you want uh you said | 232.64 | 3.28 |
bocephalus is an important one which | 234.4 | 3.52 |
one's that this is mocephalismocephalus | 235.92 | 2.48 |
is mine | 237.92 | 2.239 |
okay can i have diamond other horse yeah | 238.4 | 2.96 |
you can have dime another horse why | 240.159 | 2.0 |
don't you name it | 241.36 | 3.519 |
oh that's a lot of pressure how do i get | 242.159 | 3.36 |
it out | 244.879 | 2.241 |
open the door i open the door well | 245.519 | 3.201 |
there's two doors open both of them why | 247.12 | 2.08 |
would that | 248.72 | 1.92 |
be a thing it's just something with | 249.2 | 3.039 |
horses they like they like having both | 250.64 | 2.72 |
doors open | 252.239 | 3.921 |
minecraft sure is weird it sure is all | 253.36 | 3.2 |
right | 256.16 | 1.84 |
all right get your butt out here i don't | 256.56 | 2.88 |
know what to name him yet i'll i'll | 258.0 | 2.88 |
think about it on the way we have a long | 259.44 | 2.88 |
worry about it don't worry about it i'm | 260.88 | 3.44 |
taking you someplace special anthony for | 262.32 | 3.2 |
our adventure today you know what i'll | 264.32 | 3.12 |
just follow you yep just follow me we | 265.52 | 3.679 |
gotta cross rivers and mountains baby | 267.44 | 3.12 |
goodbye chicken oh my god there's | 269.199 | 2.56 |
already a bunch of chickens right here i | 270.56 | 1.919 |
didn't even notice | 271.759 | 2.241 |
yeah i've been braiding chickens | 272.479 | 3.651 |
hundreds of chickens i love you | 274.0 | 5.04 |
[Music] | 276.13 | 4.67 |
all right you see this hole right here | 279.04 | 4.48 |
uh-huh yes we're gonna jump in that hole | 280.8 | 4.64 |
don't drown okay okay and i'm gonna try | 283.52 | 3.36 |
to build one of those things | 285.44 | 3.6 |
under there just keep going down uh i'm | 286.88 | 3.52 |
just gonna go down a little bit | 289.04 | 2.96 |
so just remember where this hole is you | 290.4 | 3.04 |
don't drown okay | 292.0 | 4.32 |
huh okay go ahead i'm going all right | 293.44 | 3.92 |
what do we do | 296.32 | 3.92 |
i would follow okay okay this looks like | 297.36 | 4.32 |
maybe a good spot | 300.24 | 5.2 |
okay what's your air oh | 301.68 | 3.76 |
we should have brought doors huh oh yeah | 306.24 | 4.0 |
you can you can build them there's a | 308.639 | 2.641 |
thing up there | 310.24 | 3.679 |
hey you guys see me here here there's | 311.28 | 3.52 |
there right here | 313.919 | 4.241 |
yep hello great spot all right you sit | 314.8 | 4.64 |
tight i'm gonna build this thing | 318.16 | 2.4 |
hopefully we'll see | 319.44 | 3.12 |
do it i'm gonna eat a fish this isn't so | 320.56 | 3.44 |
bad is it simon no this | 322.56 | 3.28 |
is this is nice i'm gonna eat a fish too | 324.0 | 3.6 |
yeah kind of float up here and just | 325.84 | 3.6 |
look at him he knows what he's doing he | 327.6 | 4.159 |
does he's doing good we're doing good | 329.44 | 3.36 |
just sitting here | 331.759 | 3.44 |
so far it's not so bad yeah it's my | 332.8 | 3.839 |
favorite day in my craft | 335.199 | 3.601 |
right the last times i was here were not | 336.639 | 3.441 |
right all right | 338.8 | 2.959 |
wait that's probably i could have left | 340.08 | 3.92 |
that i think this is our prisma team | 341.759 | 5.521 |
so now is it dead center one two | 344.0 | 5.36 |
three four i don't really know how to | 347.28 | 4.08 |
build this you're killing it | 349.36 | 4.32 |
can i just put it here i don't know | 351.36 | 3.52 |
neebs can you | 353.68 | 4.639 |
i put it there oh you're probably me | 354.88 | 4.56 |
you'll probably hit me | 358.319 | 3.761 |
okay there there we go i know this is | 359.44 | 3.599 |
going poorly | 362.08 | 3.76 |
yeah no you're fine just so you know we | 363.039 | 3.361 |
don't care | 365.84 | 2.4 |
we're not we're good don't worry about | 366.4 | 3.44 |
it don't overthink it i'm enjoying it | 368.24 | 2.799 |
all right get comfortable | 369.84 | 3.04 |
i'm going to work on this okay no | 371.039 | 4.081 |
problem | 372.88 | 2.24 |
come on anthony i'm trying this horse | 378.24 | 4.079 |
doesn't jump | 380.8 | 4.56 |
ah oh okay just be careful fine | 382.319 | 4.961 |
maybe try going up on this side what | 385.36 | 3.04 |
side i don't know | 387.28 | 3.359 |
the sidearm you see me yeah hey this is | 388.4 | 3.84 |
the way you went though so i know | 390.639 | 3.761 |
it proves it's possible dude you got to | 392.24 | 3.04 |
kind of wiggling | 394.4 | 4.48 |
oh go oh i'm going around okay | 395.28 | 5.52 |
all right i got my eye on you can i go | 398.88 | 3.28 |
up water | 400.8 | 4.08 |
no hang on i found a better angle it's | 402.16 | 3.2 |
over here | 404.88 | 3.28 |
okay cool you do that okay i will oh man | 405.36 | 4.239 |
i hadn't been to this place in a hot | 408.16 | 1.84 |
minute | 409.599 | 2.32 |
what is that place oh it's it's a little | 410.0 | 3.84 |
camp that simon and i made way | 411.919 | 5.041 |
back in the day way back let's see dark | 413.84 | 3.84 |
times | 416.96 | 3.2 |
yeah in the dark times okay oh oh i made | 417.68 | 3.6 |
it up three blocks | 420.16 | 4.4 |
at once it was amazing okay but i think | 421.28 | 5.28 |
this might be a cool spot for a portal | 424.56 | 4.88 |
yeah i i i hope it is i can't see it | 426.56 | 3.359 |
okay | 429.44 | 2.319 |
i'm gonna start laying it down you don't | 429.919 | 3.041 |
want my input if | 431.759 | 4.401 |
it is or not ah no i'm just this is what | 432.96 | 4.48 |
i wanted to do i wanted to come here and | 436.16 | 2.72 |
build this let me get it come on my god | 437.44 | 2.879 |
cobblestone are you up here yet | 438.88 | 4.48 |
oh get up here this is ridiculous | 440.319 | 5.121 |
i'm getting off the horse don't lose the | 443.36 | 3.679 |
horse though and i'm building a | 445.44 | 3.759 |
staircase give me a minute oh god | 447.039 | 3.841 |
wait a second can you pick up some wood | 449.199 | 3.921 |
i forgot to bring the fence post because | 450.88 | 4.4 |
now it's good that i'm down here yeah no | 453.12 | 3.68 |
just get a couple of blocks of wood | 455.28 | 2.4 |
because we need to | 456.8 | 2.88 |
hitch the horses to something okay i | 457.68 | 4.0 |
have 64 blocks in my inventory | 459.68 | 3.919 |
you're beautiful yeah make a couple of | 461.68 | 3.919 |
hitching posts okay i will after i'm | 463.599 | 4.0 |
done digging a staircase for my stupid | 465.599 | 4.481 |
horse who can't jump | 467.599 | 3.841 |
this is really affecting what your | 470.08 | 3.839 |
name's gonna be it's not pleasant | 471.44 | 4.56 |
it's not gonna be jumpy or maybe leapy | 473.919 | 4.161 |
what's a famous jumper | 476.0 | 3.44 |
man i don't know i don't know there's | 478.08 | 3.2 |
like usain bolt for running who's the | 479.44 | 2.96 |
jumping equivalent | 481.28 | 2.72 |
yeah you got me man i don't i don't | 482.4 | 4.32 |
follow the jumping world that much | 484.0 | 5.36 |
and boom all right portals activated | 486.72 | 6.08 |
where's about cephalus | 489.36 | 4.88 |
no all right come here bud cephalus | 492.8 | 3.36 |
don't you run don't you run you better | 494.24 | 2.48 |
come here | 496.16 | 1.599 |
you're gonna hang out with me until | 496.72 | 2.8 |
anthony figures out how to get up here | 497.759 | 2.961 |
it'll be a few minutes | 499.52 | 2.799 |
come on come on come on come on | 500.72 | 3.28 |
possephilis | 502.319 | 4.72 |
he's just as dumb as your horse come | 504.0 | 3.44 |
here | 507.039 | 2.72 |
all right here we go get up here oh i | 507.44 | 3.92 |
should call the horse hoppy | 509.759 | 3.84 |
hopper hopper's a good name dennis | 511.36 | 3.039 |
hopper | 513.599 | 4.24 |
oh or grace hopper maybe are you | 514.399 | 5.361 |
what's taking you so long i'm digging a | 517.839 | 4.161 |
hole | 519.76 | 4.959 |
oh god | 522.0 | 2.719 |
a lot of current under here it's pushing | 526.399 | 3.841 |
me around yeah i'm just snugging up on | 528.24 | 4.08 |
simon he doesn't seem to mind | 530.24 | 3.84 |
no i think it's nice rub a little bit | 532.32 | 3.6 |
harder up and down i couldn't rub harder | 534.08 | 2.72 |
if i tried | 535.92 | 3.12 |
yes you could i couldn't be a man oh you | 536.8 | 4.32 |
want the teddy bear i think we're pretty | 539.04 | 2.88 |
close | 541.12 | 3.92 |
um i think i need a block there | 541.92 | 5.52 |
i gotta drink this milk uh-huh to break | 545.04 | 4.0 |
this a lot of times they make like a | 547.44 | 2.079 |
shape | 549.04 | 2.96 |
why you concur yeah but you're drinking | 549.519 | 3.921 |
the milk don't you just keep on getting | 552.0 | 2.8 |
reinfected by these | 553.44 | 3.76 |
sons of [ __ ] yeah you gotta dig them | 554.8 | 3.12 |
okay | 557.2 | 3.759 |
so if i break this one up yep | 557.92 | 5.12 |
it opened that's what it does what | 560.959 | 3.841 |
happened it opened | 563.04 | 4.64 |
am i breathing can i go in there yeah | 564.8 | 3.92 |
all right here we go | 567.68 | 10.159 |
simon all right | 568.72 | 9.119 |
i can't breathe i mean are you | 579.04 | 5.6 |
suffocating oh no not suffocating | 580.88 | 7.12 |
oh so what happens now nibs so now | 584.64 | 6.4 |
we breathe in the and i think does | 588.0 | 4.24 |
anything affect us | 591.04 | 2.64 |
i think we're able to like survive | 592.24 | 3.36 |
attacks better from | 593.68 | 4.96 |
fish and stuff okay i still can't mine i | 595.6 | 4.239 |
blocked us from those fish | 598.64 | 3.12 |
that we can go lower yeah we gotta we | 599.839 | 3.44 |
gotta drink milk for that | 601.76 | 3.92 |
okay hold on let me drink a milk i | 603.279 | 3.521 |
wouldn't mind the milk | 605.68 | 2.64 |
hmm we're going to miss these sums of | 606.8 | 3.68 |
gums up the sun succumbs | 608.32 | 4.88 |
i like that the thumbs are gone get | 610.48 | 3.599 |
messed up drinking | 613.2 | 2.4 |
it up i'm gonna make this a hole do it | 614.079 | 4.081 |
baby just get ready to fight simon oh | 615.6 | 3.2 |
yeah | 618.16 | 4.48 |
fight time that's what we do we fight | 618.8 | 7.12 |
yeah what we do | 622.64 | 8.48 |
we fight super saiyan defense squadron | 625.92 | 9.039 |
we fight for no good reason | 631.12 | 5.6 |
we do fight for real is it oh there's a | 634.959 | 3.761 |
fish yep there's a couple fishies | 636.72 | 5.44 |
get that laser fish uh that they're big | 638.72 | 5.6 |
yeah those don't fish this oh wait oh | 642.16 | 4.16 |
wait what why am i what's going on now | 644.32 | 3.6 |
you got a shark on the fish oh that's | 646.32 | 3.12 |
what happened oh see the top right | 647.92 | 2.159 |
corner | 649.44 | 2.32 |
yeah i think that means we're in the | 650.079 | 4.561 |
protection of the uh | 651.76 | 10.079 |
i'm almost dead oh my god | 654.64 | 7.199 |
[Music] | 662.98 | 3.039 |
[Music] | 670.75 | 5.49 |
sword in somewhere like an idiot that's | 672.959 | 6.081 |
that's a simon move i love punch but i'm | 676.24 | 3.36 |
scared | 679.04 | 3.039 |
you know what we switch games my fingers | 679.6 | 3.919 |
go to all these wrong places | 682.079 | 3.281 |
all the time go get you get down there | 683.519 | 3.281 |
get your sword well i want to | 685.36 | 2.719 |
all right where's my sword i'm behind | 686.8 | 3.12 |
you i don't like it you know what | 688.079 | 3.2 |
someone else might have grabbed it and | 689.92 | 2.88 |
you know what's funny is i know aydah | 691.279 | 3.12 |
knows exactly where it is and she's | 692.8 | 2.32 |
probably gay | 694.399 | 8.401 |
and she won't say anything she's | 695.12 | 9.92 |
yeah no i've got another sword i'll | 702.8 | 3.2 |
figure this out | 705.04 | 2.72 |
it's not a big problem all right there's | 706.0 | 3.12 |
no way your sword's in here | 707.76 | 2.8 |
it's a small room you think a fish | 709.12 | 3.68 |
ticket yeah i think a fish took it oh | 710.56 | 4.24 |
all my swords i threw out all my swords | 712.8 | 3.76 |
how did i do that whoa | 714.8 | 6.0 |
okay coming up i'm so dumb in this game | 716.56 | 6.24 |
oh boy all right there we go i'm gonna | 720.8 | 3.2 |
do a little sneak attack | 722.8 | 4.24 |
i don't like it down here | 724.0 | 5.76 |
oh oh that's not gonna oh that's not | 727.04 | 3.28 |
okay | 729.76 | 2.079 |
yeah we're not doing that we're not | 730.32 | 3.28 |
doing that we're not playing that | 731.839 | 4.961 |
nope kind of suck simon i'm staying | 733.6 | 3.76 |
right here | 736.8 | 3.839 |
hey i found sponges | 737.36 | 3.279 |
nobody cares | 740.8 | 6.4 |
and beds are down anthony what are you | 744.48 | 3.359 |
building yeah | 747.2 | 2.48 |
oh look you built a cute little hut yeah | 747.839 | 3.44 |
this cute little hut was here i just | 749.68 | 3.12 |
added to it so i could fit some beds in | 751.279 | 3.12 |
there oh i built a castle | 752.8 | 4.56 |
okay cool hey i had a whole lot of | 754.399 | 3.921 |
cobblestone | 757.36 | 2.96 |
after digging up here so man that's so | 758.32 | 3.759 |
great that is just that's wonderful hey | 760.32 | 2.959 |
come down here come over here to one of | 762.079 | 2.481 |
these bits all right i'm here what's up | 763.279 | 2.721 |
yeah just click on one of those beds and | 764.56 | 3.519 |
set your respawn point in case you die | 766.0 | 5.12 |
that's good thinking i know | 768.079 | 5.44 |
i did it all right now look at me and i | 771.12 | 3.6 |
want you to have | 773.519 | 4.081 |
this what's that oh gold helmet what's | 774.72 | 3.2 |
it do | 777.6 | 2.56 |
golden helmet put it on okay i already | 777.92 | 3.84 |
have a golden helmet on oh well then | 780.16 | 2.4 |
you're covered | 781.76 | 1.759 |
all right you ready to go into the | 782.56 | 3.04 |
nether yeah sure | 783.519 | 4.801 |
let's go let's do it let's do it we need | 785.6 | 5.12 |
some of my lucky bread for the journey | 788.32 | 5.28 |
you stay there hopper aha are you | 790.72 | 5.52 |
[ __ ] kidding me | 793.6 | 5.679 |
we're nowhere near after yeah look | 796.24 | 4.96 |
how in the world this doesn't even make | 799.279 | 4.401 |
sense it's a whole new world | 801.2 | 4.319 |
no it's the exact world wait if we go | 803.68 | 3.52 |
through that is it going to take us to | 805.519 | 2.801 |
abstractopia | 807.2 | 3.36 |
what no you're hold up after attopia | 808.32 | 4.079 |
doesn't have a sign like this absorb | 810.56 | 3.36 |
this is a new sign this is totally | 812.399 | 2.401 |
different | 813.92 | 4.32 |
sun don't come through here wig no we | 814.8 | 4.64 |
got to come through here | 818.24 | 3.599 |
no i don't wanna malmo cephalus is up | 819.44 | 3.839 |
okay fine | 821.839 | 3.921 |
this ah this doesn't work at all what if | 823.279 | 3.281 |
we travel | 825.76 | 3.439 |
even further in the nether and then | 826.56 | 4.639 |
it'll have no choice but to put us at | 829.199 | 3.041 |
the other one | 831.199 | 3.521 |
okay you know what i got a crazy idea | 832.24 | 3.839 |
i'm going to break | 834.72 | 3.76 |
the portal to abstrotopia am i going to | 836.079 | 3.601 |
be trapped in hell | 838.48 | 4.08 |
no i think well the one in hell should | 839.68 | 4.32 |
still be operational | 842.56 | 3.68 |
if you go through that one it should | 844.0 | 3.839 |
kick you back to the mountain with both | 846.24 | 3.12 |
cephalus okay i don't like how you | 847.839 | 4.0 |
hesitated but i trust you let's do it | 849.36 | 4.08 |
we'll see and then i gotta get back to | 851.839 | 3.36 |
you which i think i can it might take a | 853.44 | 2.8 |
minute okay | 855.199 | 2.961 |
maybe two let's see what happens it's | 856.24 | 3.039 |
crazy though | 858.16 | 3.6 |
that sent us all the way back here oh | 859.279 | 3.201 |
okay i can't | 861.76 | 2.639 |
i can't talk to him anymore oh god | 862.48 | 3.2 |
hopefully that's okay | 864.399 | 4.44 |
hopefully he goes through the portal | 865.68 | 6.0 |
apro | 868.839 | 5.081 |
all right i guess that means it happened | 871.68 | 3.04 |
all right | 873.92 | 3.68 |
here goes nothing | 874.72 | 2.88 |
where am i what is this | 880.8 | 3.279 |
where are you hey there's another portal | 885.12 | 3.12 |
up here | 887.6 | 4.239 |
somewhere up here describe | 888.24 | 6.24 |
here for me the place that's right in | 891.839 | 4.401 |
front of you | 894.48 | 4.64 |
in the house yeah how was there a portal | 896.24 | 3.599 |
in the house | 899.12 | 2.48 |
i don't know you built it into your | 899.839 | 3.36 |
house i didn't build a portal in the | 901.6 | 3.039 |
house | 903.199 | 3.121 |
what's going on where did where where | 904.639 | 3.2 |
where did you come from from the portal | 906.32 | 2.8 |
up there in your house are you kidding | 907.839 | 3.44 |
me how did that portal get in this house | 909.12 | 3.36 |
we're about to investigate oh you're | 911.279 | 2.721 |
walking in there mean you're like oh i'm | 912.48 | 2.56 |
gonna make it still | 914.0 | 2.8 |
what's the matter with this oh who did | 915.04 | 4.56 |
this where oh my god right here yep | 916.8 | 3.44 |
right there | 919.6 | 3.76 |
it just appeared yep jesus oh it just | 920.24 | 4.24 |
appeared really | 923.36 | 3.36 |
yeah it just this is where it put it | 924.48 | 4.719 |
when you came back from it | 926.72 | 5.52 |
god damn it this has been the worst day | 929.199 | 4.64 |
i mean it's just starting we don't know | 932.24 | 3.36 |
about that yet well bad day for the most | 933.839 | 3.44 |
cephalus he's stuck up on a cold | 935.6 | 3.12 |
mountain yeah whatever it took him long | 937.279 | 2.8 |
enough to get up there let him enjoy now | 938.72 | 2.08 |
what do we do | 940.079 | 3.601 |
well i don't know i'm you seem defeated | 940.8 | 4.719 |
just had the wind took anatomy | 943.68 | 5.68 |
taken probably taken | 945.519 | 3.841 |
all right we're on a mission okay yes we | 951.519 | 3.041 |
go in | 953.759 | 4.08 |
hot like uh still team six we take out | 954.56 | 5.04 |
be ready to fight all these laser fish | 957.839 | 3.201 |
right and we're looking for | 959.6 | 4.08 |
the big guardian fish we're gonna fight | 961.04 | 3.359 |
elder | 963.68 | 2.24 |
guardian we're looking for the grand | 964.399 | 3.601 |
pappy elder balls okay but then we | 965.92 | 3.44 |
shouldn't get the curse anymore | 968.0 | 3.68 |
all right but are we fighting the fish | 969.36 | 4.159 |
everything right below us right below us | 971.68 | 2.399 |
there's one | 973.519 | 3.76 |
yep i'll see how we're going down neebs | 974.079 | 3.601 |
nope | 977.279 | 4.081 |
i see one okay we hurt him | 977.68 | 6.079 |
come on you got him oh i almost hit you | 981.36 | 3.44 |
oh yeah | 983.759 | 4.161 |
nice good job nice very nice yeah | 984.8 | 4.8 |
i'm still good with the health go ahead | 987.92 | 3.2 |
maybe you're minor all right | 989.6 | 3.599 |
push forward next room yes yep next room | 991.12 | 3.92 |
baby okay there's a big room | 993.199 | 4.0 |
there's a little room oh that was that | 995.04 | 3.919 |
was weak oh boy | 997.199 | 4.241 |
that just clear why can't i move because | 998.959 | 3.921 |
if my boat's cold probably | 1001.44 | 3.759 |
probably i don't think there's so many | 1002.88 | 3.84 |
okay come on | 1005.199 | 3.361 |
she's coming here she's coming i'm | 1006.72 | 4.08 |
coming | 1008.56 | 2.24 |
heavens to betsy get him gross he'll | 1023.04 | 3.2 |
spawn at the island | 1025.28 | 3.6 |
i'm trying to oh oh oh my heart's my | 1026.24 | 4.079 |
heart's gonna take front yeah i gotta | 1028.88 | 2.159 |
get them back up | 1030.319 | 2.561 |
nope it's i just wanted to get one more | 1031.039 | 3.04 |
oh boy oh | 1032.88 | 2.799 |
i got hit twice i didn't even know him | 1034.079 | 3.201 |
take a point okay no | 1035.679 | 4.321 |
swim forward crap i gotta pull my blue | 1037.28 | 3.759 |
last second | 1040.0 | 2.72 |
you go slow once your boat comes out | 1041.039 | 3.601 |
that's great oh there's one right there | 1042.72 | 2.319 |
oh | 1044.64 | 2.88 |
wow see what a sneaky little yeah you | 1045.039 | 3.841 |
sneaky little snakes | 1047.52 | 6.32 |
get down get out yeah | 1048.88 | 4.96 |
all right they suck okay moving forward | 1059.039 | 8.801 |
right yep yep oh no i'm gonna shot you | 1062.16 | 5.68 |
oh that's the big one i am not even | 1069.6 | 4.8 |
doing anything | 1072.559 | 5.521 |
hold on back excuse me bam | 1074.4 | 6.24 |
bam | 1078.08 | 2.56 |
not dead i put a lot into him though oh | 1082.96 | 4.48 |
come on why can't i eat steak eat the | 1085.039 | 3.121 |
steak | 1087.44 | 4.32 |
okay i can't i'm full | 1088.16 | 3.6 |
all right anthony can i point out | 1092.0 | 3.28 |
something real quick yeah what's up | 1093.6 | 4.0 |
it's nighttime there's nothing but a | 1095.28 | 3.759 |
clear sky | 1097.6 | 4.64 |
beautiful stars and no phantoms exactly | 1099.039 | 7.041 |
i love it i can relax | 1102.24 | 5.2 |
so here's the plan we're going to go | 1106.08 | 3.2 |
into the nether we're going to travel | 1107.44 | 3.359 |
north we're going to build another | 1109.28 | 3.12 |
portal and hopefully we can | 1110.799 | 3.041 |
get puddled out close to the mountain | 1112.4 | 2.96 |
we're most acceptable let's go let's go | 1113.84 | 2.0 |
come on | 1115.36 | 2.72 |
yeah let's do it this is supposed to be | 1115.84 | 3.76 |
another adventure now it's a horse | 1118.08 | 2.32 |
rescue | 1119.6 | 2.56 |
but through the nether but through the | 1120.4 | 4.0 |
nether so it's still both it's both | 1122.16 | 5.68 |
right so this is north now left is where | 1124.4 | 4.24 |
we went | 1127.84 | 3.44 |
kind of the other day correct so i'm | 1128.64 | 4.08 |
gonna i'm gonna build i'm gonna go | 1131.28 | 4.16 |
straight where does this go down here | 1132.72 | 4.0 |
follow torches | 1135.44 | 3.92 |
okay all right who whose sign is that i | 1136.72 | 3.68 |
have no idea | 1139.36 | 2.48 |
okay we're just listening to random | 1140.4 | 3.68 |
signs now yeah which is a bad idea okay | 1141.84 | 3.44 |
torches i see torches | 1144.08 | 2.4 |
oh we're you're gonna follow these | 1145.28 | 2.72 |
torches eh that's what the sign said | 1146.48 | 2.0 |
right | 1148.0 | 2.64 |
i mean yes that's exactly what the sun | 1148.48 | 3.28 |
yeah what is going on all right | 1150.64 | 2.72 |
someone's left us a bread trail it's | 1151.76 | 5.039 |
well it's not bread i know bread | 1153.36 | 3.439 |
going in you ready yeah okay | 1157.28 | 8.56 |
wow that's a close one that was a close | 1169.52 | 3.84 |
call good hey guys | 1171.28 | 5.2 |
guys yeah i'm rolling up on the stuff | 1173.36 | 4.48 |
and there's fish right here they're | 1176.48 | 3.36 |
probably gonna turn on me any second | 1177.84 | 5.92 |
oh boy oh god no dick i will there | 1179.84 | 6.079 |
they will definitely dare go in there | 1183.76 | 3.2 |
all right guys | 1185.919 | 3.12 |
go again man get into business i'm | 1186.96 | 3.52 |
getting this little one all right | 1189.039 | 4.0 |
i'm going for the big one yeah uh did | 1190.48 | 3.439 |
you get the little one | 1193.039 | 3.681 |
nope okay give me the bagel don't hit me | 1193.919 | 3.521 |
we got it | 1196.72 | 4.24 |
we got him committed | 1197.44 | 5.44 |
i can't hear anymore i can't heal | 1200.96 | 4.24 |
anymore all right moving out | 1202.88 | 4.32 |
good luck i don't i can't heal anymore | 1205.2 | 3.28 |
names i can't lie | 1207.2 | 3.599 |
because i'm out of food i got a few rub | 1208.48 | 3.439 |
away look at him | 1210.799 | 2.801 |
i know take him out the streets been | 1211.919 | 9.921 |
once i'm done don't get down | 1213.6 | 8.24 |
okay so this is the path we made | 1229.36 | 6.319 |
yeah the torches led us to the same path | 1232.4 | 4.32 |
we've been on before | 1235.679 | 2.721 |
okay but that's good because yeah over | 1236.72 | 3.439 |
here is where we wanted to explore but | 1238.4 | 2.56 |
yes but why | 1240.159 | 3.681 |
why would someone whoever that may be | 1240.96 | 3.199 |
want | 1243.84 | 3.04 |
us to return i don't know maybe i wanted | 1244.159 | 3.441 |
to return | 1246.88 | 2.24 |
right but there's a breadcrumb trail | 1247.6 | 2.959 |
which means there must be something | 1249.12 | 2.48 |
probably the goddess | 1250.559 | 2.801 |
just really laid it down i know i was | 1251.6 | 3.12 |
being cryptic like oh | 1253.36 | 2.88 |
who could it be we all know who it is | 1254.72 | 3.92 |
look oh wow anthony purple block | 1256.24 | 4.319 |
see that block what is this what is | 1258.64 | 3.84 |
purple block this is a broken portal | 1260.559 | 4.161 |
oh hold on i want to fix it well what's | 1262.48 | 3.6 |
this purple this is not | 1264.72 | 3.439 |
this is not um i don't know i've never | 1266.08 | 3.04 |
seen this before | 1268.159 | 2.481 |
what if i destroy the one to the right | 1269.12 | 2.96 |
the one what the one over here it's not | 1270.64 | 2.32 |
part of the portal | 1272.08 | 2.24 |
i just want to know what it is it almost | 1272.96 | 3.199 |
looks like it looks like yeah messed up | 1274.32 | 2.64 |
obsidian | 1276.159 | 3.76 |
yeah like mixed with another rock yeah | 1276.96 | 3.36 |
or | 1279.919 | 2.161 |
nether power or maybe like a turd that | 1280.32 | 5.44 |
thanos took it's like a thanos turd | 1282.08 | 3.68 |
what's that here some steaks | 1286.48 | 5.36 |
i don't even know where i came in here | 1292.32 | 3.92 |
there's somebody's junk | 1294.48 | 5.36 |
kill that thing there's two of them down | 1296.24 | 9.6 |
hey come on i'm in baby | 1299.84 | 6.0 |
[Music] | 1307.22 | 3.079 |
get out of my face | 1314.24 | 5.6 |
[Music] | 1323.05 | 3.18 |
i can't believe i'm not dead right now | 1328.159 | 4.161 |
i'm gonna be though oh boy | 1330.08 | 4.64 |
that's crazy wow there's something | 1332.32 | 3.44 |
you're so mad | 1334.72 | 3.36 |
i don't even know what's happening | 1335.76 | 5.12 |
where's the big guy | 1338.08 | 2.8 |
oh let's see if i killed you yeah but | 1341.52 | 6.32 |
i'm gonna die again | 1343.52 | 4.32 |
[Music] | 1350.93 | 9.95 |
good come upstairs here that one then we | 1357.679 | 4.321 |
go back up the top and we're going | 1360.88 | 1.679 |
through | 1362.0 | 2.559 |
stay down there help look what you're | 1362.559 | 2.561 |
all boys | 1364.559 | 5.861 |
[Music] | 1365.12 | 5.3 |
wow i can't remember how i got into this | 1370.88 | 4.32 |
room | 1374.24 | 2.559 |
i think i can't remember what i came | 1375.2 | 4.56 |
here oh yep nope i think i found the way | 1376.799 | 6.961 |
okay okay all right now there's so many | 1379.76 | 7.12 |
contestants okay | 1383.76 | 5.2 |
i'm | 1386.88 | 2.08 |
hey simon okay i need you got any fish | 1390.72 | 3.92 |
you mean do you mean food | 1393.6 | 4.319 |
any food one food fish whatever yep | 1394.64 | 5.919 |
i got food thank you there's a big laser | 1397.919 | 4.24 |
fish behind you though so be careful | 1400.559 | 3.921 |
all right how am i alive i don't know | 1402.159 | 3.601 |
how you're alive | 1404.48 | 3.52 |
are you still under water doraleous yes | 1405.76 | 3.6 |
did you get your stuff | 1408.0 | 3.76 |
nope | 1409.36 | 2.4 |
i swear to god if this portal takes me | 1413.44 | 3.52 |
to abstractopia we'll be happy we'll be | 1415.039 | 2.801 |
in the after place | 1416.96 | 1.68 |
you know what we're not going to go | 1417.84 | 3.36 |
through it just yet what about we | 1418.64 | 3.76 |
haven't talked about this gold block at | 1421.2 | 1.839 |
the top | 1422.4 | 2.48 |
uh just like a gold block is that | 1423.039 | 3.681 |
important can i go hit it can i have it | 1424.88 | 3.2 |
i mean you can probably have it yeah | 1426.72 | 2.959 |
all right let's see what happens what i | 1428.08 | 3.28 |
understand the pigs around here they | 1429.679 | 2.0 |
love | 1431.36 | 1.679 |
gold the pigs oh yeah that's why they | 1431.679 | 3.281 |
have the the head thing all right | 1433.039 | 5.281 |
portal is reactivated cool one second | 1434.96 | 6.24 |
worked out crouch what would be cool is | 1438.32 | 4.479 |
it since this was obviously a broken | 1441.2 | 2.959 |
portal is if you went through it it took | 1442.799 | 3.281 |
you to like a mystical place | 1444.159 | 3.841 |
you know what i mean i broke it with a | 1446.08 | 3.599 |
stone pickaxe and it went away | 1448.0 | 3.6 |
oh wait okay hold on there's some some | 1449.679 | 3.441 |
goblins piglets here are they attacking | 1451.6 | 2.8 |
you uh no they're hanging out they're | 1453.12 | 2.559 |
cool they're cool i'll strike them from | 1454.4 | 2.879 |
oh they're coming for me why are they | 1455.679 | 3.36 |
coming for me i don't know i'm gonna go | 1457.279 | 3.121 |
down them | 1459.039 | 5.041 |
hello friend oh no they're not friendly | 1460.4 | 6.32 |
they are not friendly at all help help i | 1464.08 | 3.76 |
don't know i don't wanna i don't wanna | 1466.72 | 2.559 |
start fighting with these guys i | 1467.84 | 3.36 |
am gonna eat pork chops hey guys look | 1469.279 | 3.201 |
look i got gold | 1471.2 | 2.479 |
i thought they were really into gold | 1472.48 | 3.439 |
they don't seem to be look at that one | 1473.679 | 4.641 |
are they oh okay yeah yeah yeah yeah | 1475.919 | 3.601 |
yeah you like that one | 1478.32 | 3.12 |
okay they like the gold bars well | 1479.52 | 3.92 |
because i destroyed their gold block | 1481.44 | 3.76 |
you know what that's exactly what it is | 1483.44 | 3.52 |
if they see you breaking gold they don't | 1485.2 | 3.599 |
like that what did they just give me | 1486.96 | 3.52 |
i'm sorry they just give me the gold | 1488.799 | 3.441 |
back look gold bar what you want | 1490.48 | 3.679 |
yeah pick it up nope not me here look | 1492.24 | 3.6 |
gold bar pick it up take a look at it | 1494.159 | 4.081 |
looks at it he's like okay huh now what | 1495.84 | 3.199 |
now what | 1498.24 | 3.76 |
wow he's judging it for its carrot oh | 1499.039 | 3.841 |
and then he gives us | 1502.0 | 2.64 |
wait no he gave us the stuff that you | 1502.88 | 3.279 |
picked up before the magma cream gave | 1504.64 | 2.399 |
you a magma cube | 1506.159 | 3.52 |
he makes magma cream cream magma cream | 1507.039 | 4.0 |
green right not a cube | 1509.679 | 2.721 |
all right let's see what this guy throws | 1511.039 | 3.041 |
out step back here step back | 1512.4 | 4.32 |
oh what was that another brick oh okay | 1514.08 | 3.839 |
so another brick they just gave you | 1516.72 | 2.079 |
random stuff | 1517.919 | 4.401 |
down for that these piggies love gold | 1518.799 | 6.561 |
oh oh whoa holy sh was that an ender | 1522.32 | 4.479 |
pearl it was an ender pearl | 1525.36 | 4.319 |
that was eight into pearls that's | 1526.799 | 4.161 |
awesome | 1529.679 | 3.921 |
holy [ __ ] and what's that a fire charge | 1530.96 | 3.839 |
i don't even know what this is hell with | 1533.6 | 2.48 |
that thing hey guys | 1534.799 | 5.36 |
look more go you win string string | 1536.08 | 7.12 |
37 string hey i'll take it surprise | 1540.159 | 17.681 |
mechanics let's keep going i want more | 1543.2 | 14.64 |
oh boy okay so we're safe for now yeah | 1559.039 | 5.681 |
i just saw this way i gotta drink the | 1562.24 | 3.439 |
milk you all ready | 1564.72 | 3.04 |
not really everybody healed up and ready | 1565.679 | 3.921 |
yep let's do it let's do it let's do it | 1567.76 | 2.48 |
let's do it | 1569.6 | 2.8 |
let's put this the best weapons there's | 1570.24 | 3.76 |
loads of fish there's two of them | 1572.4 | 3.12 |
let's take these guys oh you don't want | 1574.0 | 3.279 |
to go straight to the guy do you see him | 1575.52 | 3.039 |
there's one point sorry | 1577.279 | 3.201 |
go straight to him nope i don't see him | 1578.559 | 7.281 |
i'm breaking left i don't see him | 1580.48 | 5.36 |
okay are they this way gotta eat | 1595.12 | 4.72 |
what's this what where there's so many | 1600.799 | 7.441 |
okay i see you i see you | 1604.96 | 5.28 |
there's one back here please don't play | 1608.24 | 3.439 |
no you got a buddy | 1610.24 | 4.08 |
not fair your buddy should be simon you | 1611.679 | 3.921 |
should have simon finish instead of | 1614.32 | 1.68 |
these | 1615.6 | 4.64 |
henchmen okay again | 1616.0 | 4.24 |
i'm gonna watch this time as you die | 1622.64 | 3.61 |
because i've never | 1624.559 | 4.321 |
[Music] | 1626.25 | 6.5 |
you and me did you die or just me | 1628.88 | 5.279 |
[Music] | 1632.75 | 7.57 |
probably just me | 1634.159 | 7.76 |
[Music] | 1640.32 | 5.68 |
anything yes check this out what | 1641.919 | 7.36 |
oh it's a campfire it's apparently a | 1646.0 | 6.24 |
soul campfire okay neebs drowned yeah | 1649.279 | 3.76 |
poor guy | 1652.24 | 3.52 |
a soul campfire so why seoul i don't | 1653.039 | 3.201 |
know i | 1655.76 | 2.56 |
um i traded some gold with a pig and it | 1656.24 | 3.2 |
gave me some soul sand | 1658.32 | 3.04 |
you can also make soul torches what is a | 1659.44 | 3.44 |
soul sand i haven't seen that i don't | 1661.36 | 2.72 |
know | 1662.88 | 3.36 |
it doesn't it doesn't give off much | 1664.08 | 3.76 |
light no i was about to say it really | 1666.24 | 3.2 |
doesn't give i mean it looks cool but | 1667.84 | 2.559 |
yeah it doesn't hardly | 1669.44 | 3.599 |
is that another only thing um i don't | 1670.399 | 3.841 |
know and i'm just doing this for | 1673.039 | 3.681 |
oh i also got a soul lantern but yeah | 1674.24 | 4.0 |
you're right doesn't give off any light | 1676.72 | 3.12 |
no not really and it looks horrible on | 1678.24 | 2.319 |
that red block | 1679.84 | 2.079 |
oh yeah it does oh yeah yeah just take | 1680.559 | 2.561 |
it down i just wanted to see really | 1681.919 | 2.801 |
tacky i need you to match everything | 1683.12 | 2.88 |
back too you know what | 1684.72 | 2.48 |
i'm gonna leave the campfire there build | 1686.0 | 2.48 |
a wall because i was tired of the pigs | 1687.2 | 2.16 |
charging us | 1688.48 | 2.64 |
yeah that's fine do you wanna you wanna | 1689.36 | 3.439 |
go see if this soul torch works in the | 1691.12 | 2.0 |
uh | 1692.799 | 2.161 |
the normal world sure let's see where | 1693.12 | 3.2 |
this takes us where do you think it's | 1694.96 | 2.24 |
going to take us | 1696.32 | 2.16 |
it's probably going to dump us out at | 1697.2 | 2.959 |
after topia it'll be pissed off because | 1698.48 | 3.04 |
you're a thousand miles away from it | 1700.159 | 2.561 |
yeah all right let's see what happens | 1701.52 | 3.6 |
let's do it i can't wait | 1702.72 | 6.079 |
yeah oh oh oh | 1705.12 | 6.24 |
astro yeah what's up aptro where the | 1708.799 | 4.24 |
desert oh you're right there oh god | 1711.36 | 4.24 |
let's see this is new this is new and | 1713.039 | 4.561 |
yep uh this thing doesn't put off hardly | 1715.6 | 3.12 |
any damn light | 1717.6 | 2.88 |
oh but you know what it looks cool leave | 1718.72 | 3.12 |
it there it does look nice it's | 1720.48 | 3.12 |
one and look out here look out into the | 1721.84 | 4.0 |
water it's just the one beacon of | 1723.6 | 4.319 |
existence here in this new land | 1725.84 | 3.839 |
yeah i don't know where we are hold on | 1727.919 | 3.601 |
let me look at my map the moon looks | 1729.679 | 2.801 |
like a staple | 1731.52 | 4.32 |
tonight a beautiful staple and look | 1732.48 | 4.88 |
sun's coming up this is perfect | 1735.84 | 4.8 |
ah new day perfect a new day a new place | 1737.36 | 6.4 |
new beginnings and a new nether portal | 1740.64 | 13.2 |
thank god | 1743.76 | 10.08 |
[Music] | 1754.77 | 8.21 |
it | 1764.84 | 4.28 |
you | 1767.039 | 2.081 |
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