Oh God. The Wolves Know Where We Live - The Long Dark Permadeath

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Oh God. The Wolves Know Where We Live  - The Long Dark Permadeath
Oh God. The Wolves Know Where We Live - The Long Dark Permadeath

Oh God. The Wolves Know Where We Live - The Long Dark Permadeath

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neebs: Hey there, folks! Welcome back to another thrilling episode of The Long Dark Permadeath. Can you believe we're still alive?

simon: I know, right? It's a miracle! And the wolves, they just can't seem to catch us. Maybe they need some more training.

appsro: Ha! Those wolves ain't got nothing on us. We're like stealthy ninja survivalists out here in the wilderness.

neebs: Absolutely! And that's why this is my favorite video. Who knew we had such mad skills in dodging wolf attacks?

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CaptionStartDuration
get1.83.0
oh God15.7192.601
holy crap24.3595.821
I need you there yeah I just woke up in25.985.459
the middle of the night all the lights30.182.399
are on31.4395.361
your lights are on my lights are on yeah32.5794.221
hold on let me uh let me go outside37.143.68
yeah oh yeah there's some sort of42.184.08
geomagnetic storm going on making all43.983.48
the lights flicker46.264.02
oh this is nice47.464.619
inventory is too full I don't know get50.283.119
rid of52.0792.941
uh well what I don't know what do you53.3995.041
got I got accelerant55.026.719
pills pills I mean well your little58.444.68
house you're in you could start just61.7393.24
stacking items if you have more than one63.124.02
of something see I'm still stuck in this64.9793.541
crap house I don't want to live here67.144.62
okay well then move it's night I gotta I68.525.099
gotta get sleep or pass time until71.763.719
morning you don't understand I do73.6194.5
understand you jackass oh wait there's a75.4794.981
bed right here oh it's a bed roll yeah78.1193.601
that's your bed roll probably yeah80.464.019
listen this is a different recording day81.724.38
oh wow look at this thing there's a84.4794.201
tractor here Neves just going nutso86.13.92
yeah88.683.96
that's awesome90.024.3
I gotta get rid of something before I92.643.439
run home I think94.324.14
there was a wolf96.0794.061
oh yeah you still got that wolf outside98.464.619
I assume hey if you sleep or past time100.145.42
that wolf might go away103.0794.141
might105.564.48
oh man you know what what when you uh107.225.46
scroll down on your inventory it sounds110.045.219
like a finger snap112.685.41
okay I can hear it like115.2595.921
[Music]118.093.09
when you wrap your arms around it122.14.699
you give me a fever127.7594.021
fever I love it135.483.92
[Music]140.313.18
so I'm gonna poke outside and see if145.85.34
that wolf is still there good idea right148.55.3
here we go151.142.66
yeah inside156.07.4
okay front door front porch is clear158.165.24
don't see the wolf all right hey great165.784.38
all right I need to get back to the168.05.66
house I'm calling home nice170.163.5
nice right I did175.083.14
where I was getting my energy up I need179.162.7
to get out in the morning and see what I180.5991.691
can find181.864.26
[Music]182.296.35
so many sounds like I hear186.125.0
this188.642.48
it's a frozen wolf carcass191.4594.381
how does a194.344.38
how does a wolf do this195.843.539
um198.723.72
what do I do oh Harvest with my Hatchet199.3794.681
heck yeah202.445.64
is that gonna nothing to harvest204.066.72
are you awake good Hey listen I found a208.084.439
wolf car because I can't Harvest it uh210.784.26
yeah you can I'm trying so212.5194.5
all right so this is kind of uh you have215.043.18
to play a Time game because you're217.0192.881
outside right you don't want to freeze218.223.84
to death but uh219.94.979
you meet hide and guts oh I want meat222.065.7
okay so if you want meat so uh right you224.8794.981
have to use the arrow to select how much227.764.68
meat you're gonna take okay229.865.4
I want all of it uh all right but also232.444.56
keep keep in mind how long that's gonna235.264.38
take oh it should tell you you know you237.04.26
don't want to harvest some 16 minutes239.643.599
are these real minutes241.264.259
uh well they're in game minutes but no243.2393.601
they're not real minutes but it's gonna245.5192.58
take you that long but you gotta you246.843.3
gotta just factor in how cold you're248.0993.481
gonna get in that period of time I'm250.143.54
gonna do uh 12 minutes there you go251.584.2
Harvest253.683.299
temperature255.784.62
oh it's low it's freezing is it done256.9795.881
yeah it's done so I would I would Now260.44.62
find uh go back to my house yeah find262.863.899
some shelter will that stay there can I265.022.94
come back and get more yes you can go266.7593.421
back and get more I get in and warm up267.963.9
and go back a lot of times what I do270.183.66
what I do beside a carcass is I build a271.863.779
fire oh that's a good idea yeah you273.843.18
build a fire and275.6395.34
then go okay I'm going in my house277.026.42
heat up here we go all right warming up280.9795.041
man it is so cold where I'm at now it's283.444.5
snowing I have searched that place have286.023.72
I I may have picked through this damn287.944.4
town already289.742.6
on this stove right absolutely294.384.259
eighty percent come on fire299.465.28
we got a fire baby now you may want to302.583.42
add some more fuel to keep it burning304.742.58
longer if you look at the fire it'll306.03.6
tell you how long it'll burn it says 13307.323.96
minutes yeah so you may want to consider309.63.06
adding more fuel it might take longer311.283.18
than 13 minutes to cook some wolf and do312.663.18
I click on it314.462.84
yep and there should be an attitude315.844.2
there it is there you go look at you317.34.66
you're professional Survivor there we go320.044.62
throw one of my books in321.966.48
some banged up condensed milk324.666.36
there's gonna be a lot of calories oh328.444.199
man that's good [ __ ] that's a good shirt331.023.42
okay332.6395.241
click on this I click cook334.443.44
there it is I got two of them so I click340.2593.961
on that342.664.5
do I drag it or just just click on it344.224.919
click on it347.163.539
oh there it went I double clicked it349.1393.741
nice350.6992.181
you know that fresh bacony goodness353.825.42
spill it from here neebs356.17.28
okay I get all the [ __ ] in this church359.246.82
yeah it is there's a cloth I'm gonna363.384.72
need that for a resource366.063.6
wait you don't have anything to break368.13.9
that down yeah369.665.599
there's books372.03.259
get this mess off the floor put this378.123.96
door back on these cabinets379.9194.441
kind of a messy area you're in a little382.084.08
bit384.366.66
okay lots of hooks to burn yes keep [ __ ]386.166.599
going oh man391.024.64
this is a little windy out let's check392.7596.361
no yeah bet I didn't go out today neebs395.666.46
is it bad out there it's bad out here399.125.16
I'm gonna need to go out soon because I402.123.419
have picked over a lot of these404.282.699
buildings and I am running out of405.5393.72
resources I am going to drop some stuff406.9793.78
on this table409.2593.06
and then410.7594.261
I am going to go get some more wolf meat412.3194.38
good idea remember what I said you can415.023.06
build a small fire next to the wolf416.6992.94
gotcha418.084.28
keep you warm keep your arms419.6394.141
[Music]422.365.619
build a fire beside the carcass423.787.02
it'll keep you warm at night I'm427.9795.241
harvesting wolf meat430.85.88
[Music]433.226.46
foreign436.683.0
[Music]439.697.37
Ty so you just stay inside and read444.084.239
books447.064.38
oh yeah have a nice story time I'm gonna448.3195.041
read some stay on target or research451.444.08
that for an hour that's right stay on453.364.2
target you would tell me about that455.525.16
boom uh-huh and then uh oh this will457.564.38
make me a better cook actually actually460.683.0
that's going to be more useful than stay461.943.9
on target so yeah let me research this a463.685.639
little bit I wish I could refugs465.845.579
just burn yours huh that's all I can do469.3193.6
it won't let me read them you gotta it's471.4194.201
it's a specific book you gotta find well472.9194.081
it seems like you've got a whole bunch475.622.699
of them yeah no I'm gonna walk in the477.03.479
library right now but it's great I'm478.3193.66
gonna need it this will make me a better480.4793.961
cook so yeah once I'm out uh once I'm481.9794.801
out and about cooking uh my food will be484.443.84
better it'll keep me full486.783.66
or fill me up a little more than if I488.284.02
you know a shittier cook490.443.84
so I got that going for me sounds like492.34.26
you're on top of the world man man it's494.284.08
so it's good but these resources aren't496.563.78
going to last forever so I need to think498.364.92
long term and I need to go exploring but500.344.979
I can't with this damn weather503.283.9
[ __ ]505.3195.22
okay my wife meets good well nice enjoy507.185.219
yourself a nice wolf meal I just click510.5394.38
on it and oh I can eat it right here512.3994.921
look at that just I think oh space to514.9195.161
eat it okay I'm eating it all right517.325.459
how's your uh tummy feeling I didn't520.083.899
even get full522.7794.081
can you believe that I can't523.9796.001
wolf meat isn't uh isn't that filling526.865.34
I bet it would be don't you think it529.983.299
would be532.23.36
yeah it's not as good a deer meat yeah533.2794.921
boy okay I'm gonna go get more of this535.565.04
unfeeling wolf meat538.26.42
okay I need some water oh it sounds like540.65.28
the weather544.623.54
I was about to cook some food but the545.885.12
weather calmed out548.162.84
no well552.744.719
temperatures not out now it's going down555.483.66
it's still too damn windy God I gotta557.4593.541
get out and explore but I can't how long559.144.1
would that walk561.02.24
yeah but it'll go bad eventually okay I563.643.66
think I might want to look for I feel565.923.0
like I should well the birds are567.32.7
circling does that mean they're gonna568.922.76
eat it oh570.03.42
but they will drop uh they'll drop571.682.7
feathers573.423.0
you can use the craft arrows or ways574.383.899
away from that though576.425.0
oh I hear howling578.2793.141
I mean they could be far away too huh583.84.099
I've been in here595.144.16
uh I have damn it596.544.84
I need to start you know what I need to599.33.46
start doing it's dumb but I'm gonna601.383.6
start marking cars602.764.199
keep getting in cars like have I been in604.985.52
here boom I found a big house606.9596.06
hold on610.55.3
this might have some good stuff613.0194.801
following me615.84.479
I swear I hear just wolf sounds617.824.32
everywhere okay this is gonna be the620.2793.221
jackpot622.147.68
[Music]623.59.44
look at this we got a kitchen629.825.34
they have a oh they got a stove too this632.944.44
could be my vacation home635.164.32
your vacation home just right down the637.385.34
road from the other Street they got soda639.485.16
I'm taking that642.725.059
Summit soda644.643.139
cabinets cabinets for days648.247.339
a lot of storage huh yep man I'm just651.424.159
crap657.183.3
let's set off my flare of trying to open658.563.54
a cabinet660.483.299
okay so you had your flare in your hands662.13.6
or something yeah I was because I was663.7794.56
afraid of wolves new can I turn it off665.75.34
and save it uh no once it's uh once you668.3395.701
pop it it's it's done yeah man you'll671.043.72
find another674.044.4
one what's this A Tender plug674.767.079
that's used to start fires oh these are678.445.32
plugs plug things you know681.8394.801
okay well might as well just enjoy the683.765.06
light686.642.18
you know what I'm down the road a little689.166.32
bit oh my God I need to go back for food690.9594.521
I have yep I picked this little town696.064.14
apart699.123.36
oh yeah there's not much here anymore as700.26.139
far as I there's no new food to find702.483.859
you can start prepping I got enough food708.063.38
to put yeah if I'm thinking long term if712.385.82
I've got to go out and find something I714.7795.161
need a weapon that's the other thing too718.23.24
this uh this town's great but there's719.943.24
nowhere to craft anything it's not one721.443.899
damn crafting table I can find in this723.183.719
town see I didn't even know there were725.3393.0
crafting tables there are crafting726.8992.381
tables728.3392.761
[Music]729.284.16
okay well I did get a little syrup and a731.13.739
little bit of food733.444.74
syrup syrup maple syrup what what do you734.8394.541
mean what I don't think I've ever found738.182.76
syrup in this game I'm just surprised739.383.6
you found syrup oh really yeah that's740.945.72
special huh I guess because yeah742.983.68
all right what's for lunch today maybe747.65.239
some ketchup chips yeah749.5196.121
all right I gotta eat a little more I752.8395.5
think I'm gonna get a fire going here755.646.18
let's see I'll tender plug 35 chance of758.3395.761
success that ain't good okay 55 not761.825.1
burning a book there we go come on baby764.14.5
come on baby766.923.719
come on I need you to start baby I just768.63.78
found two more books I can't read all770.6394.081
right well you can burn them it'll keep772.384.019
the fires going a little longer I know774.723.9
that by now I'd like to find a book I776.3993.601
can read yeah it'll happen to you one778.623.3
day that one can't read it can't read780.03.24
this one you'll be able to read a book781.923.719
one day I feel like I found a thousand783.244.62
books more than you and I can't read one785.6393.721
of them no I've done a bunch of books787.862.7
too because I got a bunch of them789.363.18
stacked over here oh you just don't say790.563.18
every time you find a book like that792.543.419
yeah no I don't I go oh that's a book I793.744.68
can burn great and I'll move on with795.9594.38
life next time you find a book try798.425.039
saying here's a book I can't read800.3395.841
foreign803.4592.721
guess I'll try again is it using the809.4593.241
books not using a book every time I try811.23.92
is it812.72.42
come on baby815.882.66
smoking818.6392.721
got a blue on it824.74.4
get some oxygen in there826.0793.021
don't you dare quit now yeah you got it829.445.519
there it is we got 14 minutes okay let's832.1395.581
get this cooking we're gonna cook834.9596.0
this meat right here837.726.96
bam oh man I could cook six of these840.9595.88
all right so that's gonna take 34844.684.02
minutes and this is going to run for 11.846.8394.321
so we got to add some fuel bam848.74.62
bam uh we'll add these dumb books I851.166.299
can't read all right and how long does853.327.199
that give me 27 minutes 31 I gotta857.4595.281
remember those numbers860.5194.38
and fuel862.744.66
that's all I got okay864.8995.621
[Music]867.43.12
all right 29 54 plenty of time get some870.9596.12
Woods here we go874.625.659
I'll be back with mate877.0793.2
all right still cold still got daylight882.665.82
uh my vitals are good885.1994.781
yeah888.484.64
keep an eye out for boys889.983.14
are still there894.245.3
so the wolf is896.6392.901
searched that building pretty sure I900.425.24
searched all those902.822.84
sir I was there907.3995.821
what was that910.382.84
Keep On Moving914.944.86
pretty healthy I got attacked maybe I917.5795.781
could fight the wolf off with my bullet919.83.56
there we go right here just one we'll925.85.159
just do one piece of meat I think928.1995.221
yep all right930.9595.041
nothing around me933.424.62
let's do it936.04.199
okay we're gonna do938.046.2
one thing of meat and harvest940.1994.041
sent into my vitals here944.2793.201
it's so bad that was actually pretty I947.885.24
think I could do another one950.222.9
oh953.2792.3
okay oh boy what's happening blood loss962.427.44
where's the wolf where the wolf966.365.61
I hear him969.865.279
[Music]971.973.169
hurt975.32.479
like a blood trail978.724.08
ah981.244.86
I'm gonna go to my other house982.84.59
see if I'm bleeding986.14.449
[Music]987.393.159
oh boy991.0794.641
that's right sleeping992.6993.021
tips I got attacked by wolf all right996.423.96
we've been through this before you don't998.944.38
forget I let go to body yeah my hand is1000.384.68
blood Lawson okay1003.323.18
a bandage1005.063.24
um is that a bandage nope it looks like1006.55.24
a bandage pick it up I'm gonna craft one1008.33.44
that should heal your blood loss I gotta1019.065.019
learn how to fight the I broke my gloves1021.864.559
my brand new gloves1024.0794.021
okay you might be able to repair them1026.4193.841
with a so AP you have a sewing kit let1028.14.68
me make sure I'm I'm good infection risk1030.264.799
uh do you have any antiseptic uh that's1032.784.5
that yep I think I do1035.0597.26
say yep use it on that okay midnight1037.287.5
wolf attacked me and I didn't know what1042.3194.561
to do like I didn't know to click on the1044.784.26
knife yeah1046.883.539
it doesn't want a wolf attacks you have1049.043.0
options based on whatever tools you have1050.4193.301
in your pocket okay so if you have a1052.043.12
hatchet you can hit it with a hatchet if1053.723.42
you have a knife you can stab it with a1055.164.139
knife there's a good chance since you1057.143.72
stabbed that wolf with a knife it might1059.2993.781
go and die somewhere he sounded hurt1060.864.88
matter of fact that wolf1063.082.66
yeah that's right I'm the lethal post1068.366.0
killer yes no you're stabbing them and1071.64.319
they're bleeding to death because they1074.363.24
don't have the option to uh you know go1075.9194.921
home and put a bandage on listen1077.65.16
um are you sitting down1080.843.24
um1082.764.02
I I yeah broke my pants I am running1084.084.68
around in1086.785.0
thermal underwear1088.763.02
well I should probably I think I have a1092.244.08
sewing kit let's do the pants instead of1094.224.94
the gloves probably okay1096.322.84
still have them1099.7993.301
um so I click on paint I'll click on1101.4193.541
this probably you have no clothing of1103.12.76
this type1104.964.7
like your backpack your inventory1105.863.8
pants pants broken glove up I see a pair1109.75.7
of broken pants flick on them1112.765.039
yep1115.44.2
might not be able to repair them if you1117.7994.021
could repair them it would tell you1119.63.78
I think your only option since they're1121.824.8
completely ruined is to harvest them1123.386.0
so sorry neebs okay fine pants you're1126.624.08
pantsless1129.384.08
I'm fixing my gloves right unless1130.75.46
they're completely ruined actions zero1133.465.219
percent is that how they're doing ruined1136.165.46
they're completely ruined says ruined1138.6795.661
crap1141.622.72
you're on a1146.0592.541
low yeah boy1149.62.84
[Music]1153.873.1
this is good for making bandages I'm1160.4194.361
going to take this stuff1163.14.76
oh damn it okay I need to make a fire1164.788.16
what can I see up here anything no1167.865.08
let's make a fire out here today1174.443.92
start fire come on1183.25.28
come on get a fire going1185.126.66
on I really need you to start1188.486.48
no [ __ ] just start1191.786.24
oh damn it failed attempt oh boy okay1194.966.18
okay this is dangerous1198.024.74
um where's the wheel which way is the1201.144.86
wind coming from okay you know what1202.765.22
sounds crazy but I might be shielded1206.05.48
from the wind better from down here1207.983.5
okay we're gonna try to make it back or1214.345.0
at least come over here1216.442.9
oh you know what we're gonna make a fire1219.866.36
we're gonna get a rabbit1223.524.8
good day1226.224.76
oh I need to warm up so bad come on1228.325.76
come on1230.985.88
come on1234.082.78
it's looking good damn it no oh my God1237.6794.261
I'm gonna freeze to death because I1240.862.16
can't make a fire do I have any1241.943.84
accelerate oh I got two ah come on1243.024.38
I don't want to use it I really don't1245.784.639
want to use it unless I have to1247.43.019
come on1250.584.02
come on1252.585.58
just do it damn it no come on1254.65.819
so I can make it a fire all of a sudden1258.163.46
all right1260.4194.88
all right last time come on1261.623.679
she brought more books1266.0593.36
[Music]1267.415.43
jeremia I don't know what hypothermia1269.4196.0
oh come on come on come on do it1272.845.42
do it do it1275.4192.841
here we go here we go let's add1278.5396.981
some sticks there we go two hour fire1281.746.22
that needs to be a lot harder come on1285.524.659
get up there in temperature because I1287.963.78
need you1290.1794.38
18 oh my God1291.744.74
temperatures not going up the health is1294.5595.061
going down come on fire1296.483.14
and more fuel1299.724.02
I'll make you hot let me get you real1301.943.66
hot there we go1303.745.34
40. okay there you go temperature1305.66.72
okay damn let's see what have I got out1309.086.44
here I see some wood1312.323.2
that's where he's gonna stay1322.823.02
let's cook oh I got a cup of coffee I'm1326.6594.201
going to cook that cup of coffee because1328.824.44
that'll get me uh give me a warmth bonus1330.865.4
it's past time until it's ready1333.266.08
to drink this coffee1336.263.08
a little bit of energy yeah warm it up1340.944.4
all right I'm pretty warm1352.1593.5
get still get still1370.463.68
yes1374.263.0
sorry buddy I don't like to do this but1379.04.679
victory victory1384.863.02
we're cooking some rabbit oh wait I1390.14.66
gotta I bet I have to harvest a little1393.143.419
[ __ ] don't I1394.764.08
all right where is the meat where's the1396.5594.261
rabbit meat probably under food yep1398.843.839
we're gonna Harvest a rabbit for around1400.826.02
2 15 minutes 50 calories burn1402.6797.98
yes Harvest that rabbit meat1406.845.74
oh1410.6594.621
this is my kind of morning1412.585.099
all right cook1415.285.82
bam oh that's gonna taste so good1417.6796.24
37 minutes till ready may as well boil1421.15.04
some water you know what let's do some1423.9195.721
make some rose hip tea1426.143.5
visibility is getting down a little bit1430.764.799
let me go to my navigation1432.444.92
surveyed a local area a little bit1435.5594.201
because I'm right on the river Yep this1437.366.24
river goes right back to town so1439.766.06
okay rose hip1443.64.38
go ahead and take that save that for a1445.824.44
rainy day cook some more how's that1447.984.8
rabbit 17 minutes1450.264.86
what about the wolf1452.785.84
can you stay over there [ __ ]1455.123.5
and I don't I don't want to waste the1463.824.2
day you know it's like bright outside1465.984.8
yeah no I understand the feeling1468.025.34
so maybe I should just uh maybe break1470.785.279
some chairs down for wood or something1473.365.78
and then take a nap1476.0593.081
what would you do just sit around you1480.323.92
know yeah1482.0592.181
your clothes1485.93.0
clothing uh break some chairs down yeah1487.283.06
those are all good ideas I think we1488.92.639
decided I couldn't repair my clothing1490.343.68
didn't we1491.5392.481
okay so if I were to click on say this1496.1593.9
sweater1498.624.2
yeah oh hey I just found some cat tails1500.0594.98
oh yeah yeah you can Harvest Cattails1502.824.08
the you can eat the stock for a little1505.0394.201
bit of food and the head works is uh1506.93.48
tender1509.244.02
gotcha that's cool it is cool I've got a1510.384.38
cloth1513.265.18
I'm gonna repair my sweater from 411514.763.68
. oh neebs I'm about to eat some1519.264.94
delicious rabbit1522.24.56
oh man I wish that gave me a lot more1524.24.42
food than it did1526.763.779
yeah1528.624.2
yep nope it's better than nothing1530.5394.02
um so I'll survive another day so I'll1532.822.76
take it1534.5593.901
prepared my sweater to 71 uh let's see1535.584.74
how my underwear if I lose those I'm1538.463.86
really in trouble1540.325.82
actions repair yep1542.326.54
doing it1546.142.72
[Music]1549.85.94
I think so I forgot to look at what1553.524.08
they're at it'll tell you up top it'll1555.744.26
give you like a percentage1557.64.26
probably were1560.04.26
so yeah so do you have 58 repair them1561.864.939
again okay1564.262.539
okay and then oh [ __ ] [ __ ] what'd you do1566.847.1
oh God a wolf was just looking at me1570.263.68
Jesus hey go away [ __ ] off1576.226.54
[ __ ] off1579.982.78
you just attack you uh no I'm by the1583.344.079
fire1585.745.24
if you go away no don't come over here1587.4193.561
God that scared them1593.1795.541
absolute [ __ ] out of me names1595.223.5
let's just turned the corner it was just1598.944.14
oh God all right come down off that1600.863.48
Jesus1603.083.3
fire going huh1604.344.319
uh yeah fires will scare them away are1606.384.11
you coming back1608.6595.231
[Music]1610.493.4
buddy this fire will last for two hours1614.0594.801
you want to stare at me for two hours1617.243.6
you're more than welcome to I don't1618.865.6
think they'll attack me come on hey no1620.846.78
yeah that's right you don't like this do1624.467.599
you like this torch get the hell out of1627.626.5
here1632.0592.061
okay okay we're gonna play this game are1634.7795.341
we1637.942.18
gonna take a poop I'll take a little1640.843.819
boot yeah1642.9194.081
don't make me start booping and don't1644.6595.181
you get my rabbit1647.02.84
there you go he went he went back the1650.744.6
way I need to go to get back to town son1653.484.34
of a [ __ ]1655.342.48
uh yeah maybe with my pants are you1657.866.12
coming back you are you are not giving1660.985.9
up easy are you1663.982.9
oh my God1668.482.48
what do we got here two hours on the1678.082.88
Fire1680.1793.421
I can do this all day buddy1680.965.099
I'm nice and warm and cozy here1683.65.6
and I notice you're not1686.0593.141
uh-huh you like that1690.383.62
okay1696.0394.12
I really want to just pop you on the1697.845.4
nose once yeah come on1700.1593.081
yep oh God oh God oh God whoa yeah go1703.945.339
that way oh this might be my chance all1707.62.819
right you know what we're grabbing a1709.2793.661
torch getting the [ __ ] out of here how1710.4194.38
do you get torches uh you pick one up1712.944.02
for you from your campfire oh really1714.7993.961
grab his Cattails there's a little bit1716.962.699
of food1718.764.38
it is right away1719.6595.701
um yeah Mike1723.144.019
that's a good question where did I kill1725.364.76
that rabbit by the way1727.1592.961
oh you're gonna follow me home huh1731.04.799
oh yeah neebs I got a buddy1733.524.5
I do not like it I don't need that buddy1735.7994.141
I don't want that buddy1738.023.62
sticks1739.945.479
I got my torch though1741.643.779
all right I see town I see town1746.55.1
you just stay back there1752.5595.34
just stay back there buddy1755.66.559
is this torch got [ __ ]1757.8994.26
running running don't care if I get a1763.845.199
little tired running1767.366.08
oh yeah you're stalking aren't you1769.0394.401
there's nothing 40 in this town1774.083.14
mm-hmm1778.766.56
here we go here we go I'm gonna lose you1780.025.3
come on1785.4192.601
[Music]1789.594.65
all right1792.224.24
I think I may have gotten out of that1794.244.5
one neebs1796.464.38
here after I think I'm gonna take a nap1798.744.38
okay I didn't want to go to sleep while1800.845.36
you were uh in danger1803.123.08
you were still following me1806.385.76
son of a [ __ ]1809.2992.841
all right I'll play a damn game1813.584.5
um1818.1792.0
it's almost there what's left until here1825.866.059
oh good I love that you're out here now1829.2797.26
this town was a nice little safe getaway1831.9194.62
going inside1839.1792.72
now there's a wolf outside my damn place1842.365.0
made it home but yeah now I'm hoping I1848.126.0
can just stay in here for the day1850.884.799
um let's see I ate that rabbit that did1854.124.88
not give me enough [ __ ] though1855.6793.321
go to bed I can't find1860.5394.5
that shark1863.123.6
I think I can fund it without wasting1865.0393.781
the match there it is1866.726.02
good night good night neighbs1868.823.92
oh yeah I still got this rabbit oh yeah1874.943.66
picked them up I was like where'd my1877.223.3
rabbit go oh that's right I can get the1878.64.02
guts and the hide I bet that's that's1880.524.74
what that wolf wanted oh yeah here we go1882.624.2
you know what1885.263.98
this gut get this hide1886.826.599
yeah so now where is1889.246.159
where's the rabbit oh yeah here we are1893.4194.081
so that rabbit pelt we're gonna drop1895.3996.0
we're gonna drop these guts and now1897.56.779
let's put these guts over here let's put1901.3996.181
this rabbit pill over here yeah all1904.2795.4
right we are curing1907.584.74
some Pelt and gut1909.6794.441
I think I can use those in crafting but1912.323.359
damn do I need a crafting bench because1914.122.939
that's the one thing this town doesn't1915.6794.081
[ __ ] have1917.0597.5
let's see 1.1 oh you know what I think I1919.766.6
can craft yeah1924.5595.941
I can craft since I have the cloth1926.367.02
craft and improvised oh yeah I'm doing1930.56.679
that there we go1933.383.799
and then if I go to here you know what1938.844.68
we're going to take this which only1942.084.02
gives me a 0.9 we're going to harvest1943.524.82
you1946.12.24
hmm1949.75.64
and then we are gonna put on a nice new1951.27.26
head wrap oh look at me I look dumb as1955.344.8
[ __ ]1958.462.88
yeah1960.143.07
all right surviving baby1961.345.719
[Music]1963.213.849
apps are you up uh yep trying to make a1968.386.34
fire so I woke up and I tried to I'm in1971.726.24
the dark I tried to cook some meat and1974.724.439
then uh1977.964.079
I didn't have enough fuel1979.1594.801
so it's like partially cooked and I1982.0393.24
can't break a chair down because there's1983.962.64
no light1985.2793.721
I need light to break a chair down all1986.65.36
my books are at the other house1989.02.96
um yeah it's uh1994.0395.941
it's at like 90. 80s something my God1995.65.819
does not want to start a [ __ ] fire1999.985.28
today let's do this it's gonna be cold2001.4196.48
right can I eat tomato I gotta cooked2005.264.019
tomato soup2007.8993.12
uh you can eat it raw whether it's not2009.2793.0
really raw you but you can eat it cold2011.0194.621
okay should be okay God damn it Start2012.2796.24
the Fire I want to eat it on my damn2015.647.46
Tinder plugs I don't mind cold soup2018.5194.581
yeah okay well that actually2023.444.14
uh well um2025.723.36
you didn't have a can opener you would2027.583.06
actually damage that tomato soup a2029.084.079
little bit okay spill it basically and2030.644.519
then there we go2033.1595.4
all right look I2035.1596.76
sperm other meat oh yeah the one bag at2038.5596.12
your house across town yeah probably2041.9196.18
let's see new pork and beans uh all2044.6797.101
right I'm eating dog food for breakfast2048.0993.681
what what I'm on location oh wait can I2051.826.059
not cook dog food oh I guess not I guess2055.4194.5
I just eat it I would want to cook dog2057.8793.901
food before I eat it you may put some2059.9194.621
salt on it something yeah see I don't2061.784.68
have a can opener so yeah I will not get2064.544.319
as many calories from this as I could2066.464.379
love to find a can opener though oh they2068.8594.26
did give me a good chunk all right and2070.8394.201
let's eat some uh let's eat some tomato2073.1194.621
soup man2075.045.579
man oh boy my food supply I am so2077.745.3
worried2080.6192.421
um2083.323.18
how much daylight we got left okay Sun's2083.8596.901
going down there's a wolf out there oh2086.56.419
pork and beans2090.765.339
oh wait I did get those I got cat tails2092.9195.401
let's see give me a little bit2096.0994.02
it's not much but damn it's better than2098.323.98
nothing2100.1192.181
down yep yep and then I got cloth two2102.3395.881
six minutes 23 calories and a hunting2105.465.28
knife and then I hit break down2108.223.96
all right2110.745.24
why is it going that I don't know2112.183.8
you didn't even say it just says2117.284.38
when I tried to break the chair down it2120.163.66
said you're in the dark can't do it2121.664.8
I'm the same thing okay2123.824.86
yeah why don't we just just rest or um2126.464.8
waste time until morning2128.684.679
I know God I'm sick of this [ __ ]2131.264.76
debate with you2133.3592.661
okay well Canadian rhythm all right2136.24.18
that's fine but you know what I don't2139.1192.641
want to hear any more of bitching about2140.384.44
it books that I can't read you know the2141.764.5
answer to that2144.822.96
nope2146.263.839
all right tomato soup how you gonna do2147.785.62
me okay that's good taking a nap2150.0995.881
a little bit all right good night I'm2153.43.959
gonna peek out where's this wolf he's2155.984.139
still out there no wolf no wolf you're2157.3595.72
[ __ ] off already right2160.1192.96
it's actually not that cold out here God2167.263.12
right now's a good time to get out and2169.066.38
about how tired am I not too tired2170.385.06
the wolf2177.544.12
okay let's fill up the road a little bit2179.745.099
all right what's my I need to bring fuel2181.664.86
I'm not gonna believe this apps right2184.8394.161
what's that2186.522.48
uh burnt the whole night it was cooked I2191.144.5
could have eaten it2193.1195.541
gonna that sounds like a2195.643.02
it's cooked2200.6194.201
and now I've got a windstorm2202.664.08
oh yeah that's no good that's a that's2204.824.08
definitely a stay inside day all right2206.743.839
I'm gonna break this chair down I may2208.93.12
want to try his curtains again see what2210.5793.481
happens2212.024.579
foreign2214.062.539
's work this time yep so that's probably2216.943.54
what2219.164.52
all right doing a chair2220.483.2
[Music]2224.836.269
oh there's a deer I would love you all2227.145.459
right I'm gonna Venture a little far2231.0993.421
from home which might be stupid but I'm2232.5993.301
gonna try to give myself enough energy2234.522.76
to get back2235.92.82
no wolves2237.284.74
no wolves not today Town's right over2238.724.56
there I'm just gonna follow the power2242.023.48
lines down the road I know there's a2243.284.14
barn over this hill2245.53.66
because I've been there and then yep2247.424.679
there's that little fire pit I made oh2249.165.699
God you scared the [ __ ] out of me2252.0995.48
take it easy2254.8592.72
come back to that fire things get2259.8393.661
desperate but man temperature out here2261.45.179
right now is great2263.53.079
[Music]2266.886.16
top of this hill2270.644.68
a warming up expired but my temperature2273.045.16
is still looking real good2275.325.22
I don't see a bear which is great2278.23.899
because I know there was a bear at that2280.543.48
Barn2282.0993.781
get to the top of this hill and see if I2284.025.339
can see anything worth the [ __ ]2285.886.239
dear oh man I want a rifle2289.3595.521
how good would a rifle be2292.1194.381
um2294.883.78
tracks I'm guessing those are deer2296.55.28
tracks I'm hoping those are deer tracks2298.667.14
it's dark but man temperature's good2301.787.38
oh is that a structure let's see over2305.85.539
there2309.162.179
let's see it over there2311.383.26
I'm getting tired2315.763.599
all right you know what let's just peek2317.746.14
let's just peek can't hurt2319.3594.521
maybe some cat tails right here I just2324.223.899
failed to start a fire three times okay2326.0793.661
tell me about it yeah it happened to me2328.1192.581
earlier2329.742.82
just keep trying huh yep just keep2330.74.139
trying I think the only thing you wasted2332.563.6
the only thing you waste is a tender2334.8393.721
plug I don't have any tender plugs on me2336.164.56
do I oh I got newsprint uh yeah you2338.563.48
might want to make a Tinder plug they'll2340.723.0
give you a better chance of success oh I2342.042.94
got one on the ground2343.724.02
I'll take that here we go2344.986.18
oh neebs yeah oh man I just I think I2347.746.05
might have just found a farmhouse2351.165.64
[Music]2353.794.99
but it's a place to potentially have2356.84.02
food and clothing which I would a little2358.784.38
little love2360.823.6
oh you know what I could sleep here2363.163.419
tonight too because my uh yeah my2364.425.1
tiredness is getting real2366.5794.341
come on fire2369.525.76
nope can't can't be done it can be done2370.926.88
you gotta get better at it scrap metal2375.284.92
what's this oh this place has a seller2377.84.68
neebs2380.24.5
it's like an outdoor fire pit um you're2382.483.9
gonna hate this answer2384.74.26
okay find a book A book yeah of course2386.384.32
okay you know what better get in this2388.964.2
house I'm not gonna be able to see yeah2390.76.06
well it did pick up a player2393.166.439
there you go2396.762.839
hang in here we're having pork and beans2400.3596.121
pork and beans on the fire I think so it2404.263.72
sounds Nummy2406.483.3
sounds yummy wolf meat and pork and2407.984.44
beans okay uh three flares you know what2409.784.559
I'm gonna light one flare so I can loot2412.424.939
this uh farmhouse2414.3393.02
what do we got peanut butter all right2419.444.92
900 calories [ __ ] yeah2422.143.6
[Music]2424.364.14
oh man you're killing it soda2425.745.16
oh wow they okay wow this Farmhouse has2428.54.88
a good stove too a note left behind2430.96.98
let's see red leather okay whatever2433.384.5
baby2438.823.0
oh damn it hey I found syrup2442.426.0
syrup I know it's like I was surprised2445.725.16
by that earlier yes coffee I can make2448.423.54
coffee2450.884.38
okay all right while we got light more2451.965.76
milk yes needs this this house is great2455.266.14
so far I'm finding lots of food2457.723.68
nice God yes a can opener [ __ ] yes2462.525.64
now I got a can opener I just now got a2466.33.36
can opener but I'm super happy about2468.163.959
that because I've been damaging a lot of2469.666.24
food gotcha okay I'm back outside I2472.1196.421
think that wolf is that wolf gone nope2475.93.959
it's still here2478.543.66
carcass yeah nice2479.8594.201
maybe I could grab a piece of meat real2482.23.24
quick2484.065.279
I don't see any bad guys here we go2485.447.08
let's do one Harvest that's a lot of2489.3396.841
firewood holy crap damn I might move2492.525.22
here2496.183.5
this place is nice2497.744.32
oh it has a basement I'm gonna check the2499.683.46
basement2502.063.18
I got some meat2503.143.719
way down the street2505.244.46
oh yes a pry bar2506.8596.301
well I just found my first one I'm super2509.75.74
happy about it Jerry canned with some2513.164.439
Lantern fuel oh man if I could find a2515.444.08
lantern how happy would I be2517.5996.26
I would be extremely happy all right2519.524.339
some antibiotics an advantage I love it2524.144.32
okay yep that leads outside that was the2526.544.2
door I saw earlier2528.464.32
I think over here some crates to break2530.744.22
down2532.785.22
uh I can tear those up more matches2534.965.34
that's good2538.05.16
come on2540.36.279
oh a simple parka yeah that's right oh2543.164.86
and I got the five bar now I can open2546.5794.741
this up here come on come on come on2548.026.18
uh flare shell on a thick wool sweater2551.324.77
yes2554.23.68
[Applause]2556.096.35
a crafting table oh yeah2557.884.56
yeah okay it's yeah it's a little metal2562.93.78
okay I live here now this place has the2564.74.08
stove this place has a crafting this is2566.683.659
home2568.783.24
I'm moving out I'm moving out of the2570.3393.481
other dome anything in the dryer come on2572.025.4
give me some clothing socks shirts oh my2573.827.56
God jackpot ah this is underwear this is2577.426.6
the jackpot I'm so jelly I did find a2581.383.6
little house though I'm gonna go check2584.022.4
this one out2584.985.099
here oh yeah Wet Stone I'll be able to2586.426.179
survive here for days oh man I was2590.0793.78
already in this house this is the one2592.5993.841
that I was in I forgot to mark it when2593.8595.941
the wolf had me trapped crap okay get my2596.446.26
books though that I can't read2599.86.92
this place is great2602.74.02
[Music]2606.924.84
this place has a bid2609.8195.78
I mean it is a damn house2611.763.839
doesn't I just couldn't be able to sleep2616.423.78
on that damn couch2618.225.28
[ __ ] yeah storm Lantern2620.26.54
oh that's great more sewing kit uh mask2623.54.74
oh man2626.744.14
and I'm gonna mark this door oh too far2628.244.56
mark this door so I don't search it2630.883.06
again2632.82.94
this place not have a bed2633.944.8
this place doesn't have a bed I'm gonna2635.745.04
burn this house to the ground ah here we2638.744.079
go all right I got a bed there's still a2640.785.1
hole upstairs here to loot2642.8195.221
all right I'm going to bed until morning2645.884.14
hopefully that doesn't burn my house2648.043.9
down2650.025.66
I got some water yeah2651.943.74
jar of peanut butter before I go to bed2656.385.52
yeah that's 900 calories holy [ __ ]2659.56.119
that's good oh my god look oh my belly's2661.94.86
full2665.6194.021
all right I am going to sleep and I am2666.765.579
one happy [ __ ] whoa2669.645.66
good night abstro2672.3392.961
looks like I can search that house right2675.883.6
there2677.684.439
I'll take this a big jacket2679.484.7
closed2682.1192.061
this one's not marked should be fine for2686.6194.7
picking2688.92.419
okay2694.483.119
[Music]2695.486.68
there's an upstairs that's good kitchen2697.5994.561
I think I'm gonna go straight upstairs2702.74.159
because I really want clothes2703.663.199
here we go tell them oh man there's no2707.924.919
furniture there's nothing chances2710.744.26
they're being there's no clothes in here2712.8394.621
plastic container there we go that's2715.05.22
where you keep up holy crap decent2717.466.23
chains taking them oh and nuts and stuff2720.224.619
[Music]2723.695.35
hold on let's put these on clothes pants2724.8396.961
Oh wait what here oh there we go it2729.045.16
could be the one huh there we go2731.84.88
we got our pants back2734.25.3
yeah baby we got our pants back2736.684.06
[Music]2739.53.24
back2740.742.0
foreign2752.923.0
[Music]2756.846.289

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Man, I gotta tell you about this YouTube channel called Neebs Gaming. These guys are hilarious and so entertaining to watch. They play all sorts of games, but they do it in this really cinematic, story-driven way that's like watching a TV show.

Their Ark series is just epic. They have this whole storyline with characters and custom builds and crazy adventures. Like there's one guy called "Thick" who's kind of an idiot but also lovable, and another guy called Dora who tames the most badass dinosaurs. Watching them explore the island and get into scrapes with the wildlife is a blast.

And the production value is top notch. They fully voice act all the characters and edit everything together so smoothly. The camera work captures all the action perfectly. It really feels like you're watching a fully produced show, not just some dudes playing a game.

But my favorite part is the camaraderie between them all. You can tell they're just a bunch of best friends having a great time playing together. The banter and jokes are so natural and funny. It really reminds me of hanging out with my own buddies.

So if you want to experience Ark or any other game world in the most cinematic and entertaining way, Neebs Gaming is a must watch. It's like a virtual hangout session with the funniest and most creative gamers around. I'm telling you, their videos are addictively enjoyable whether you've played the games or not. Definitely check them out!


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