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I'm A Dumb, Dumb Wizard - Enshrouded
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Conversation
neebs: So, I watched 'I'm A Dumb, Dumb Wizard' and let me just say, it’s like watching a toddler try to cast spells with a stick! I mean, who knew being a wizard required so much... falling over?
simon: Right? I literally laughed so hard my coffee almost came out of my nose! And to think, Daddy Appsro thought he was going to be the next Merlin. More like the next 'Oops, I did it again!'
appsro: Hey, hey! It’s all part of the magic! Plus, who doesn’t love a good ‘stupid’ moment? I mean, if I can’t make you laugh while failing at wizardry, what am I even doing with my life?
neebs: Exactly! And let’s be real, the real magic is how you managed to turn a simple spell into a full-blown comedy routine. I think you might have accidentally invented a new genre: ‘Wiz-com’!
simon: I’d pay to watch that, but only if there are more spells gone wrong! Can we get a sequel? 'Oops! I’m A Dumb, Dumb Wizard 2: The Dumbering' sounds like a hit!
appsro: You know what? I’m in! But only if we can add more exploding potions and a talking cat. Because what’s a wizard without a sassy feline sidekick?
Hey everyone! I just watched the latest video from Daddy Appsro, and oh man, did he do something absolutely ridiculous! If you’re a fan of Neebs Gaming like I am, you know that every episode is a wild ride, and this one is no exception. I can’t wait to break it down with you!
So, in this video, Daddy Appsro takes his usual shenanigans to a whole new level. I don’t want to spoil too much, but let’s just say his antics had me laughing out loud. The way he dives headfirst into whatever crazy scheme he’s concocting is just classic Appsro! If you love a good mix of humor and gaming, you’re going to want to check this out.
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Alright, I’m off to watch the video again because it’s just that good! Hope you all enjoy it as much as I did!
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The Game
You definitely should check it out!
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Transcript
Caption | Start | Duration |
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open your eyes at your best friend | 0.199 | 5.841 |
knes look at my gun look at my veggies | 2.439 | 6.16 |
look at my brush look at my gun again | 6.04 | 7.479 |
look at my butt getat it while it | 8.599 | 4.92 |
[Music] | 16.91 | 7.55 |
last oh my God what well there's another | 25.679 | 6.241 |
one of those things to hit with our axes | 29.16 | 6.239 |
I'm going down here okay cuz it is | 31.92 | 6.12 |
closer yeah um it's also nice to know | 35.399 | 5.761 |
that it is just an axe yeah Swip and it | 38.04 | 5.199 |
didn't take much once we had the axe | 41.16 | 3.32 |
right oh but that thing's massive look | 43.239 | 4.121 |
at that one swing you see that guy yeah | 44.48 | 5.44 |
no he's a yes bad you got to go sneaky | 47.36 | 5.519 |
time he knows we're here ooh so then one | 49.92 | 5.76 |
person distracts you go and you sneak | 52.879 | 4.761 |
while he's coming up here that's all | 55.68 | 3.8 |
right come on up here dude yeah all | 57.64 | 5.2 |
right cuz we got to go down here | 59.48 | 3.36 |
anyway yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yes yeah | 63.519 | 8.6 |
come on yeah baby you okay finish it up | 68.36 | 5.32 |
how you die okay I'm coming down but | 72.119 | 4.161 |
he's chasing me finish it up finish it | 73.68 | 6.56 |
up yeah yeah | 76.28 | 3.96 |
yeah don't do it he's coming at me don't | 80.36 | 4.68 |
get away | 83.32 | 5.64 |
get yeah yeah buddy hey I'll meet you | 85.04 | 6.039 |
out front yeah be me our front I don't | 88.96 | 3.32 |
even know I don't know where our front | 91.079 | 2.941 |
is okay oh | 92.28 | 4.819 |
[Music] | 94.02 | 3.079 |
[ __ ] all right Emily uh Dora and Simon | 99.479 | 4.841 |
should be back with that kettle any | 102.64 | 4.68 |
minute good I'm going to make some Farm | 104.32 | 4.399 |
soil no that's right you're supposed to | 107.32 | 3.32 |
be farming you're the farmer I was never | 108.719 | 3.601 |
told to be the farmer was I you're | 110.64 | 3.88 |
usually the farmer and like everything | 112.32 | 4.24 |
you're the farmer yeah so why all of a | 114.52 | 3.599 |
sudden would you think that I'm not | 116.56 | 4.28 |
doing the farming I do it at necessity | 118.119 | 4.68 |
also like it yeah exactly I made some | 120.84 | 4.199 |
Farm soil flower soil a seed bed what I | 122.799 | 3.96 |
want to do is grow those blue flowers so | 125.039 | 4.041 |
I can make my chest armor quicker oh | 126.759 | 4.441 |
okay oh yeah the damn flax that is it is | 129.08 | 4.4 |
harder to find than I thought uh okay so | 131.2 | 4.24 |
I made a seed bed yeah when didd you get | 133.48 | 4.08 |
daggers those are nice I've had daggers | 135.44 | 4.04 |
oh okay I just carry weapons all all | 137.56 | 3.92 |
over the place yeah let's see if I go | 139.48 | 4.96 |
out here H I want to be in the sun oh | 141.48 | 4.039 |
yeah that makes the most sense in the | 144.44 | 3.48 |
world okay so going put this little seab | 145.519 | 5.08 |
yeah right there H now does this work do | 147.92 | 5.959 |
you have any Flex on you I do so it says | 150.599 | 5.64 |
craft and pause okay so okay so you can | 153.879 | 3.841 |
got you got to craft something in it | 156.239 | 3.761 |
right I guess let's see that's how | 157.72 | 3.96 |
everything else Works shrubs I don't | 160.0 | 4.12 |
want let's browse recipes mhm oh flax | 161.68 | 4.279 |
seeding oh that's it what do we need I | 164.12 | 5.199 |
want to select that uh water and flax | 165.959 | 5.681 |
that's it yeah so then I just take my | 169.319 | 3.441 |
water and flax and throw it in there | 171.64 | 2.08 |
right that's it yeah put your water and | 172.76 | 3.0 |
flax in there and let it go there we go | 173.72 | 4.56 |
there we go and it's going to make flax | 175.76 | 5.199 |
seedlings oh yeah it's growing yeah look | 178.28 | 4.679 |
at that okay it's going to give me more | 180.959 | 4.28 |
flax and I put in though right um God I | 182.959 | 4.401 |
hope so cuz otherwise what's the point | 185.239 | 3.881 |
that would be pointless it it probably | 187.36 | 3.04 |
told you exactly how much you're going | 189.12 | 2.52 |
to get but I know how you are with | 190.4 | 3.119 |
reading I think it doubles it cuz I got | 191.64 | 4.28 |
five in there and it says 10 I don't | 193.519 | 4.36 |
know don't ask me questions like that I | 195.92 | 3.8 |
I I shouldn't I don't expect you to | 197.879 | 3.44 |
understand much there you | 199.72 | 5.84 |
go chapter 76 the | 201.319 | 4.241 |
kettle are you do you feel prepared no | 205.959 | 4.441 |
no we're in a place that everything will | 208.799 | 4.681 |
kill us really easy but we're 70 74 M | 210.4 | 5.52 |
from the the kettle so it's like I just | 213.48 | 5.08 |
want to go for it man and if we can't | 215.92 | 4.399 |
then we don't that's fine but if we get | 218.56 | 3.239 |
the kettle and then we die do we keep | 220.319 | 4.801 |
the kettle I doubt it oh okay so I'm | 221.799 | 7.961 |
going in I'm trying to stay higher oh | 225.12 | 6.52 |
that's not higher nope it's not I'm | 229.76 | 4.0 |
following you though okay we're going to | 231.64 | 4.4 |
run right this is where we fought those | 233.76 | 4.36 |
guys okay we're running right through | 236.04 | 5.199 |
running right through up here wait which | 238.12 | 4.959 |
way oh that way | 241.239 | 6.161 |
okay oh boy oh where you going I I don't | 243.079 | 6.281 |
really know something and I'm so sorry | 247.4 | 4.88 |
oh hey that's fine hey come on okay [ __ ] | 249.36 | 4.439 |
I'll go down now for some reason no | 252.28 | 5.199 |
don't oh God I just fell into oh that's | 253.799 | 5.16 |
okay that's it you you're dead and | 257.479 | 3.401 |
you're I was doing so good you were | 258.959 | 4.161 |
leading the way and that now I don't | 260.88 | 4.759 |
know what's going the cattle go where | 263.12 | 4.6 |
the kettle the the C oh yeah but where | 265.639 | 4.321 |
how do I know where the kettle is 's man | 267.72 | 4.479 |
it's on the map um what's the symbol | 269.96 | 4.76 |
look like Mumble it it says Kettle you | 272.199 | 4.361 |
don't have it on the map I pinged mine | 274.72 | 4.0 |
on the map you see the flame sanctum | 276.56 | 5.359 |
just south of that says Kettle zoom | 278.72 | 6.68 |
in yeah words words on a map all right | 281.919 | 5.601 |
going for it go for it I'm right behind | 285.4 | 4.239 |
you dude come on baby it's a matter of | 287.52 | 5.6 |
getting it get yeah 12 n oh [ __ ] it's | 289.639 | 6.321 |
like right here oh [ __ ] it's right here | 293.12 | 4.12 |
where is it where is it where is it | 295.96 | 3.959 |
where is it hello | 297.24 | 4.519 |
get in here maybe I should do like you | 299.919 | 4.401 |
didn't open the door it's right here oh | 301.759 | 3.561 |
we're | 304.32 | 4.52 |
going I got a cattle I got a kettle got | 305.32 | 5.52 |
to get out buddy and we'll go home and | 308.84 | 5.04 |
Daddy's going to be so happy so | 310.84 | 6.52 |
happy so proud of you buddy revive me | 313.88 | 5.8 |
you learned that a map still | 317.36 | 4.32 |
exists [ __ ] | 319.68 | 5.6 |
you chapter 77 nee's learning how to | 321.68 | 9.0 |
farm okay Farm soil also made FL | 325.28 | 8.4 |
soil so if I put the Farm soil into like | 330.68 | 6.84 |
a slot right okay outside somewhere I | 333.68 | 5.359 |
guess H yeah where you want to put your | 337.52 | 4.399 |
farm let's see maybe over here by the | 339.039 | 4.6 |
seed but see it it doesn't look like it | 341.919 | 4.321 |
places oh uh try pulling out your Hammer | 343.639 | 5.56 |
oh my hammer yeah okay one | 346.24 | 6.04 |
second forgot about the hammer okay and | 349.199 | 5.56 |
then I uh I forget about the hammer I | 352.28 | 3.68 |
haven't built anything in a long time | 354.759 | 2.641 |
it's true yeah the last thing you built | 355.96 | 4.679 |
was probably D Dy Dy hey what's up Boos | 357.4 | 5.28 |
uh we got a kettle oh awesome talk to | 360.639 | 4.161 |
Emily see what um I guess build the | 362.68 | 3.44 |
kettle near see what we need to make the | 364.8 | 2.76 |
kettle see if we can put the kettle down | 366.12 | 3.0 |
okay so sorry to interrupt no you're | 367.56 | 4.12 |
good all right so now with the Farm soil | 369.12 | 5.88 |
nebs uh-huh okay you should be able to | 371.68 | 5.72 |
pick it and like build a little spot of | 375.0 | 4.919 |
Farm soil I see it looks like okay if I | 377.4 | 4.88 |
hold control and scroll down there's | 379.919 | 5.881 |
dirt there's Farm soil right okay I | 382.28 | 4.68 |
guess just over here on the side of the | 385.8 | 4.6 |
house maybe yeah maybe pick a spot boom | 386.96 | 6.76 |
okay Farm soil okay that's okay go for | 390.4 | 5.799 |
it yeah you don't like it I can tell is | 393.72 | 5.24 |
it getting into the house uh | 396.199 | 5.12 |
maybe it doesn't place the way I want it | 398.96 | 4.12 |
to really let me see let me see it's not | 401.319 | 2.921 |
getting into the house it's kind of | 403.08 | 3.92 |
coming through Daddy yeah no you're good | 404.24 | 4.44 |
uh what about that kettle oh I was | 407.0 | 3.52 |
watching you guys from here oh no go | 408.68 | 3.84 |
yeah let us know about the kettle yeah | 410.52 | 3.16 |
what's going on with the kettle Kettle | 412.52 | 2.64 |
found I just told her praise the | 413.68 | 3.44 |
Ancients you got my cattle how is Raul | 415.16 | 3.84 |
we don't oh their time ran out his mind | 417.12 | 4.04 |
Stood Still so we really are the last | 419.0 | 4.44 |
how cold let's light a a fire in their | 421.16 | 4.159 |
honor crafting a fireplace with that | 423.44 | 3.64 |
cattle will warm us right up that's why | 425.319 | 3.56 |
I don't read Around Here Yeah I want to | 427.08 | 4.399 |
see a kettle put out make the kettle | 428.879 | 4.681 |
well she she she has the kettle so with | 431.479 | 4.521 |
the Farm soil needs mhm can you just | 433.56 | 4.16 |
take the flax and pop that some [ __ ] in | 436.0 | 3.36 |
there okay it looks like maybe I can | 437.72 | 3.879 |
just boom right there now it's growing | 439.36 | 4.04 |
now right yeah no stack that [ __ ] close | 441.599 | 3.481 |
to each other you know what I mean okay | 443.4 | 4.799 |
yeah here we go all right yeah okay now | 445.08 | 5.119 |
we're making some flx it's all right so | 448.199 | 4.321 |
you got to make the seed put the farm so | 450.199 | 4.081 |
make the flax got it this is only the | 452.52 | 3.44 |
beginning all right you done talking | 454.28 | 3.4 |
about flax yeah what's going on with the | 455.96 | 3.4 |
kettle I don't understand why the kettle | 457.68 | 2.88 |
wouldn't be on display it's going to be | 459.36 | 3.279 |
in her pocket I gave her the kettle I | 460.56 | 3.199 |
know but she's not going to keep it in | 462.639 | 3.12 |
her pocket we probably have to craft the | 463.759 | 3.961 |
kettle we can make popcorn now we've | 465.759 | 4.0 |
been able to make popcorn copy that | 467.72 | 4.4 |
where' we make the popcorn before not in | 469.759 | 4.201 |
the kettle no not in the damn Kettle | 472.12 | 3.799 |
would we make it in a pan she makes it I | 473.96 | 3.56 |
guess yeah you probably make I make | 475.919 | 4.321 |
popcorn anyway I'm weere looking good | 477.52 | 4.399 |
yeah it is Dora how do you make the | 480.24 | 5.399 |
kettle I I just handed her a kettle well | 481.919 | 5.641 |
we had a kettle I thought we had one | 485.639 | 3.28 |
already you deal with her we got to | 487.56 | 3.24 |
build it don't we go in her and build it | 488.919 | 4.28 |
we just got the kettle we made we didn't | 490.8 | 4.2 |
I gave her a full Kettle I think you got | 493.199 | 3.68 |
to build a fireplace to cook stuff cook | 495.0 | 3.8 |
food in yeah there it is wait she | 496.879 | 4.241 |
doesn't have the kettle I gave her oh | 498.8 | 3.359 |
she doesn't have the kettle yeah | 501.12 | 2.28 |
someone's got the kettle you got to | 502.159 | 3.32 |
build the fireplace using the kettle so | 503.4 | 4.519 |
just put down the kettle there's the kle | 505.479 | 4.041 |
I knew the kettle was a thing that you | 507.919 | 3.361 |
foot down no keep the kettle in your | 509.52 | 2.92 |
pocket talk to her and build the | 511.28 | 3.08 |
fireplace using the kettle pretend it's | 512.44 | 3.719 |
a material and something you're building | 514.36 | 4.08 |
right she pretend Emily's [ __ ] is a | 516.159 | 5.56 |
crafting bench and the kettle is a | 518.44 | 5.719 |
building block fire that makes me like | 521.719 | 5.12 |
crafting more now yeah honestly and yeah | 524.159 | 4.601 |
make the fireplace there we go sweet now | 526.839 | 3.521 |
put that some [ __ ] down somewhere I | 528.76 | 4.6 |
love my family we love you too guys are | 530.36 | 7.599 |
the best anytime shut up Emily shut up | 533.36 | 7.4 |
there it is your uh right | 537.959 | 6.481 |
here right here love it that's a kettle | 540.76 | 6.8 |
that is a a kettle and what can we make | 544.44 | 5.48 |
I don't know let's see better popcorn | 547.56 | 4.839 |
now let's see ooh all right so yeah you | 549.92 | 3.72 |
know how we were cooking all of our | 552.399 | 3.081 |
grilled meat in that stupid fire pit | 553.64 | 4.12 |
uhhuh throw it in the kettle now like | 555.48 | 4.599 |
look at this I got raw game boom put it | 557.76 | 5.28 |
in the kettle yeah we're just it it'll | 560.079 | 4.481 |
Grill all of our meat so we don't have | 563.04 | 4.32 |
to do it individually H I love it I'm | 564.56 | 4.92 |
just going to get to Growing stuff do it | 567.36 | 3.84 |
I'm going to bed I'm going to hang with | 569.48 | 5.16 |
Emily by the kettle what's up girl | 571.2 | 5.84 |
what's the | 574.64 | 2.4 |
tea hey oh yeah now we're smelting some | 580.64 | 4.92 |
copper Anders I like it we're going to | 583.839 | 7.081 |
need a lot of it Oh Daddy Daddy yes uh I | 585.56 | 7.36 |
kind of want hey please keep it down | 590.92 | 4.52 |
dude I'd like to get a new bow daddy cuz | 592.92 | 4.44 |
I was such a good boy getting the kettle | 595.44 | 4.399 |
oo you got a quest for a bow yes um all | 597.36 | 4.68 |
right you know what I'll go with you yes | 599.839 | 3.801 |
yeah we'll go to the revelwood because | 602.04 | 3.799 |
uh I need uh we need to find more copper | 603.64 | 3.52 |
you know what they're always up to up | 605.839 | 4.24 |
there what no good no good in the | 607.16 | 5.239 |
rebelwood yes is that like a reference | 610.079 | 3.88 |
to like a song or something in pop | 612.399 | 3.68 |
culture I don't know it's it's hip-hop | 613.959 | 5.081 |
stuff my flax seed's grown oh is it I | 616.079 | 4.841 |
can Harvest it oh I want to see it how | 619.04 | 5.52 |
much we got I got a whole row of it yeah | 620.92 | 5.96 |
o that's ready nice I'm going to make uh | 624.56 | 5.48 |
this beat beat seedlings next beets | 626.88 | 4.92 |
beets what do we need beets for CU so we | 630.04 | 4.4 |
can drop them what do you mean drop them | 631.8 | 5.92 |
drop them as we hip hop yeah yeah okay I | 634.44 | 5.399 |
like the DRP of the beats that was good | 637.72 | 3.239 |
okay I'll just go ahead and put some | 639.839 | 2.641 |
beats down right we should probably use | 640.959 | 3.0 |
more flax though cuz that's really like | 642.48 | 2.599 |
the biggest thing we need we need to | 643.959 | 2.641 |
make all the linen so we can make better | 645.079 | 3.921 |
armor right also daddy daddy daddy look | 646.6 | 6.0 |
at me yeah what oh you got a double jump | 649.0 | 6.04 |
yeah very nice very nice right all right | 652.6 | 4.039 |
let's travel to the Spire baby door all | 655.04 | 3.96 |
right I'm going to keep farming okay go | 656.639 | 4.041 |
for it the the flowers around here are | 659.0 | 3.24 |
getting a little nuts though I was about | 660.68 | 4.48 |
to say no one's complimenting me I think | 662.24 | 5.599 |
you're doing great NS thanks bye here | 665.16 | 4.08 |
come look up the front real quick at the | 667.839 | 2.881 |
roof all right tell me if this looks | 669.24 | 4.719 |
good up front I see what looks like a | 670.72 | 6.52 |
big like block oh crap oh wait that's | 673.959 | 7.281 |
not flowers flowers yeah yeah is that | 677.24 | 6.279 |
like a Big Blob of dirt yeah just a Big | 681.24 | 4.64 |
Blob of dirt it's exactly what it is | 683.519 | 6.081 |
okay I want it to look like this see | 685.88 | 7.04 |
that looks good right um personally I | 689.6 | 5.88 |
like that cuz it reminds me of like a | 692.92 | 6.039 |
thatched roof but better cuz it's green | 695.48 | 7.08 |
yeah okay I think Papa Bear is going to | 698.959 | 7.641 |
love that yeah I think that'll be | 702.56 | 4.04 |
good chapter 78 Dora what the | 711.279 | 9.0 |
hell oh God your Bow's in there h ah | 715.36 | 9.159 |
so listen I want to beat that thing oh | 720.279 | 5.841 |
the the squiggly yeah because I want the | 724.519 | 3.361 |
points well of course yeah those those | 726.12 | 3.64 |
points are sweet I mean can we reach | 727.88 | 4.84 |
that right like safely it looks like | 729.76 | 5.36 |
it's ah and then go from there down to | 732.72 | 6.76 |
the spot um maybe you want to try yeah | 735.12 | 7.36 |
go ahead you try [ __ ] yeah it looks like | 739.48 | 4.68 |
there's like a little Bridgeway yeah | 742.48 | 4.159 |
there's a way to navigate down there J | 744.16 | 5.039 |
tell me what you see uhoh no oh no | 746.639 | 4.0 |
that's not good I'm going to die don't | 749.199 | 4.08 |
go into the red I'm going to die okay | 750.639 | 3.921 |
well you should have done that should | 753.279 | 2.8 |
have actually gone to the actual land | 754.56 | 3.8 |
you know either that piece that piece or | 756.079 | 3.921 |
that piece any of these | 758.36 | 4.279 |
pieces anywhere but the red the red to | 760.0 | 3.32 |
the | 762.639 | 3.041 |
worst oh god let's see if I can build a | 763.32 | 5.72 |
flame alter oh there's his | 765.68 | 3.36 |
[ __ ] stare into the light Emily just | 769.519 | 6.801 |
stare into it and just try to focus on | 773.48 | 4.599 |
the C no honey you got to look you got | 776.32 | 3.519 |
to stay focused on the what are you | 778.079 | 4.161 |
doing what what you doing uh I was | 779.839 | 4.841 |
trying to hypnotize Emily okay to make | 782.24 | 4.92 |
her quit asking for stuff yeah and she | 784.68 | 4.8 |
smokes a lot oh okay you want to see me | 787.16 | 5.56 |
make a new shirt please okay follow me | 789.48 | 5.28 |
yeah I think I got everything so what | 792.72 | 3.84 |
was wrong with your old shirt cuz you | 794.76 | 4.48 |
complain it looks dumb just looks dumb | 796.56 | 5.0 |
yep all right well that's kind wait did | 799.24 | 4.36 |
you damn you disappeared for a second | 801.56 | 4.04 |
you were just behind this guy mhm he's a | 803.6 | 4.2 |
big boy okay I'm going to get some of | 805.6 | 4.4 |
this copper and then then I go in here | 807.8 | 6.479 |
to Anders and boom so what I want is the | 810.0 | 7.639 |
adventurer set shirt o here we go craft | 814.279 | 6.8 |
that okay ander's nipples are not only | 817.639 | 6.601 |
pretty low but pretty spread out too low | 821.079 | 5.32 |
and wide huh low and wide big time right | 824.24 | 5.12 |
how do mine look yours look uh pretty | 826.399 | 5.321 |
pretty damn wide on the right side oh | 829.36 | 4.36 |
really yeah I mean you know I mean but | 831.72 | 4.359 |
then again what's normal right okay so | 833.72 | 5.919 |
check out this yeah so this is the shirt | 836.079 | 6.041 |
that I've been wearing looks dumb right | 839.639 | 5.2 |
oh it is ugly okay you see why I hate it | 842.12 | 7.519 |
now check this out whoa huh man I'm | 844.839 | 7.12 |
swiping right is that good that's the | 849.639 | 5.361 |
only way to swipe baby yeah all right | 851.959 | 4.88 |
wow you're looking tight feeling good | 855.0 | 4.24 |
looking good really are or looking good | 856.839 | 4.12 |
feeling good which one is it get I don't | 859.24 | 3.399 |
know but get a little facial hair all | 860.959 | 3.0 |
right I like a little I like a little | 862.639 | 3.081 |
scruff on a man you know what I'm saying | 863.959 | 3.32 |
well we'll see how it goes oh you do | 865.72 | 3.84 |
have some facial air just looks uh quite | 867.279 | 4.201 |
feminine oh it's on the sides yeah it's | 869.56 | 3.92 |
on the sides and you're very feminine | 871.48 | 4.2 |
face which sayy listen some dudes and | 873.48 | 4.24 |
and chicks are into but not this one | 875.68 | 4.159 |
you're not into it no I I want I want a | 877.72 | 3.559 |
man's | 879.839 | 3.8 |
man all right so we want to land on the | 881.279 | 4.321 |
landora yeah I understand that it's a | 883.639 | 4.12 |
tricky jump as if by | 885.6 | 4.159 |
Design man I feel like wow it's getting | 887.759 | 4.08 |
tougher to see when the sun comes out W | 889.759 | 4.2 |
this did not help anything yeah God it's | 891.839 | 5.401 |
like a big shroud H it is almost like a | 893.959 | 5.641 |
big shroud daddy we we can go down there | 897.24 | 4.44 |
slowly if you would like like down this | 899.6 | 4.28 |
thing | 901.68 | 5.0 |
maybe yeah yeah come on we can shimmy | 903.88 | 5.28 |
right yeah I've shimmed a time or two | 906.68 | 5.68 |
okay it's not as uh intimidating here no | 909.16 | 5.2 |
this is uh this is all right and yeah | 912.36 | 3.279 |
look there's a grappled over there for | 914.36 | 2.039 |
getting | 915.639 | 3.88 |
back oh yeah look this is easy right | 916.399 | 5.0 |
yeah but can you make it | 919.519 | 4.24 |
over can you make it can I make it over | 921.399 | 3.721 |
there oh it's a thing oh you got a | 923.759 | 3.32 |
grapple oh then let me get my get my | 925.12 | 5.0 |
thing ready easy peas | 927.079 | 7.081 |
uh cheesy we y oops okay hit it hit it | 930.12 | 5.32 |
hit it yeah it's nice when you're not | 934.16 | 3.72 |
getting attacked by doing this one yeah | 935.44 | 4.24 |
this one wasn't bad at all wow no that | 937.88 | 5.84 |
was cake man and then the other thing is | 939.68 | 6.44 |
so yeah where is your bow all right | 943.72 | 4.4 |
location | 946.12 | 5.6 |
reached what hold on let me look at the | 948.12 | 7.0 |
map Daddy okay H you were the worst of | 951.72 | 6.479 |
this am I yeah well I made a lot of good | 955.12 | 4.719 |
things happen remember that Kettle hey | 958.199 | 3.401 |
the kettle's good yeah that was not the | 959.839 | 4.0 |
easiest thing where's the bow Fisher | 961.6 | 4.359 |
tail do I have to look at my journal | 963.839 | 5.201 |
maybe lost in the Shroud you've learned | 965.959 | 4.32 |
that the | 969.04 | 4.2 |
large ancient Bridge location ancient | 970.279 | 4.48 |
Bridge explore the battlefield by the | 973.24 | 5.44 |
ancient Bridge okay I see the bridge um | 974.759 | 5.56 |
H is that Battlefield is it that over | 978.68 | 3.8 |
there oh I like I see a treay buet over | 980.319 | 3.361 |
there that seems like it'd be a | 982.48 | 5.799 |
battlefield I like that yes Dad go yes | 983.68 | 8.76 |
yes Dad I'll follow you dead chapter 79 | 988.279 | 5.601 |
death by | 992.44 | 3.56 |
dumbassery oh yeah look at this this is | 993.88 | 4.84 |
proper Battlefield here oh even more so | 996.0 | 5.16 |
of a battlefield yeah there trenches oh | 998.72 | 7.239 |
God that guy oh no oh no oh no he's very | 1001.16 | 6.84 |
large yep and he wants you he ran right | 1005.959 | 4.281 |
past me well I think he should take you | 1008.0 | 5.519 |
oh oh [ __ ] thank God I can double | 1010.24 | 6.959 |
jump I'm up top daddy uh okay you see | 1013.519 | 6.641 |
anything on the battlefield not yet all | 1017.199 | 7.2 |
right come on I found the wand | 1020.16 | 4.239 |
[ __ ] wo come out mess with my | 1025.72 | 9.04 |
baby okay up top on top of that thing | 1030.679 | 6.841 |
mayy I got the big guy okay cuz on top | 1034.76 | 4.88 |
of that would be like where an Archer | 1037.52 | 4.24 |
would be you know um hey I like your | 1039.64 | 5.919 |
logic yeah any luck up top no I'm trying | 1041.76 | 6.319 |
to stay alive trying to stay alive down | 1045.559 | 4.0 |
the pile of bodies | 1048.079 | 4.321 |
trying to stay alive he's going to no no | 1049.559 | 4.921 |
no no no no | 1052.4 | 6.08 |
sir thank you oh god there a whole lot | 1054.48 | 6.84 |
of Battlefield back here sure is don't | 1058.48 | 3.76 |
hit | 1061.32 | 4.04 |
me come | 1062.24 | 3.12 |
onid beats are looking good yeah I mean | 1072.039 | 5.601 |
they're they're done right yeah so see | 1075.12 | 3.88 |
this Harvest I'll show show you what | 1077.64 | 3.64 |
I'll do with these okay so you got these | 1079.0 | 3.88 |
so you don't just eat those raw I mean | 1081.28 | 3.92 |
you can right uh yeah you can I'm a big | 1082.88 | 3.679 |
fan of Beats do you like beats like | 1085.2 | 4.479 |
pickle beats um I mean I'll eat them oh | 1086.559 | 4.761 |
man we got to pickle some beats look at | 1089.679 | 4.921 |
all that Flex M yeah no there's a lot so | 1091.32 | 5.64 |
here's the thing with these beats uh-huh | 1094.6 | 4.72 |
is that going worker magic I guess but | 1096.96 | 4.599 |
like a a raw beat will give you plus one | 1099.32 | 4.839 |
dexterity for 15 minutes plus one | 1101.559 | 5.721 |
dexterity so is that like that's not 1% | 1104.159 | 5.601 |
plus one could be sign ific I don't know | 1107.28 | 5.32 |
but if I take it uh give it to Emily I | 1109.76 | 4.919 |
can cook a vegetable puree which gives | 1112.6 | 4.88 |
you plus three dexterity for 35 minutes | 1114.679 | 4.161 |
okay now dexterity when I think of | 1117.48 | 2.8 |
dexterity it's like someone who could be | 1118.84 | 3.199 |
Lefty and righty at the same time I | 1120.28 | 3.84 |
guess you just move good I don't know | 1122.039 | 4.52 |
okay I'm going to craft one though there | 1124.12 | 5.28 |
we go and then I'm going to look at my | 1126.559 | 5.441 |
backpack there it is oh she made five of | 1129.4 | 4.24 |
them out of that good okay and you know | 1132.0 | 4.32 |
how you look at your uh ability stuff | 1133.64 | 5.2 |
then you eat the food sometimes okay | 1136.32 | 4.16 |
sure I'm just going to eat one why not | 1138.84 | 4.719 |
do it boom there we go look at that slap | 1140.48 | 6.04 |
it in that mouth I did I ate it yeah it | 1143.559 | 6.36 |
was quite sloppy I love that for 35 | 1146.52 | 5.68 |
minutes I to think about eating yeah | 1149.919 | 4.601 |
okay that's great I usually don't think | 1152.2 | 4.64 |
about it and then I starve probably | 1154.52 | 4.84 |
weekly say oh I forgot it's lunchtime | 1156.84 | 4.44 |
yeah and then you eat peanuts mhm | 1159.36 | 4.72 |
peanuts and um like white chocolates | 1161.28 | 4.279 |
which I normally don't like but when you | 1164.08 | 3.68 |
mix them with like those cranberries and | 1165.559 | 4.721 |
then like almond together it's nice that | 1167.76 | 8.279 |
sounds good mhm want some um yeah sure | 1170.28 | 5.759 |
okay and now of course the um the | 1177.0 | 5.24 |
location's just gone God is this another | 1179.799 | 5.321 |
glitched Mission oh my | 1182.24 | 7.4 |
God up to the left is it over | 1185.12 | 7.559 |
there is it over here yeah it just says | 1189.64 | 4.72 |
explore the battlefield doesn't it it | 1192.679 | 4.041 |
does or it did I don't like that and we | 1194.36 | 4.6 |
were over here I feel like yeah f [ __ ] | 1196.72 | 3.6 |
you I feel like there would be a very | 1198.96 | 4.0 |
obvious like Mound I would love that | 1200.32 | 5.4 |
location reached it says [ __ ] me where | 1202.96 | 5.36 |
is that coming from all right I need I | 1205.72 | 5.28 |
might need your help baby door okay um | 1208.32 | 5.92 |
coming all right like I'm buy it okay | 1211.0 | 4.2 |
I'll | 1214.24 | 4.16 |
uh I get to you you want me back over | 1215.2 | 7.24 |
there no I managed to fight him off so | 1218.4 | 7.04 |
tough | 1222.44 | 3.0 |
uh ah yeah it says explore the | 1226.6 | 4.36 |
battlefield and this is the damn | 1229.44 | 3.719 |
Battlefield at least I got the wolf it | 1230.96 | 3.719 |
also said Battlefield under the bridge | 1233.159 | 3.041 |
which yeah I mean does it mean directly | 1234.679 | 3.721 |
under the bridge there's a big area yeah | 1236.2 | 4.359 |
exactly it's huge all right hold on I'm | 1238.4 | 5.12 |
going to look it up | 1240.559 | 6.321 |
okay oh damn it what um you remember | 1243.52 | 6.12 |
that big guy yep and I killed him yeah | 1246.88 | 5.76 |
and I looted him uh-huh I got the bow | 1249.64 | 4.48 |
okay Dad yeah I thought it would have | 1252.64 | 2.919 |
actually like been you know in the it | 1254.12 | 3.36 |
said explore the battlefield not looed | 1255.559 | 4.12 |
off right right right right can I gift | 1257.48 | 4.16 |
it to you I sent it to you you got the | 1259.679 | 4.401 |
bow thanks thanks Dad thanks for giving | 1261.64 | 4.72 |
me [ __ ] about it too yeah no that was me | 1264.08 | 4.12 |
you're right okay cool all right fast | 1266.36 | 3.64 |
travel home yeah when I get out of the | 1268.2 | 4.16 |
Shroud yeah just climb the tower I I | 1270.0 | 5.08 |
will thank | 1272.36 | 2.72 |
you all right we're back whoa yeah | 1279.52 | 7.2 |
welcome back hey what what's going on on | 1283.88 | 5.279 |
the top of that house there I know right | 1286.72 | 4.199 |
yeah it's a crooked haircut Simon did | 1289.159 | 5.041 |
you do that no no it's a EB special it's | 1290.919 | 4.961 |
really something all these flowers | 1294.2 | 4.0 |
around here is me I like the flowers on | 1295.88 | 4.399 |
the ground just you got weird with it on | 1298.2 | 4.079 |
the roof and then just just put it there | 1300.279 | 5.121 |
gives it character H okay yeah I mean it | 1302.279 | 4.321 |
does I feel like you should do the whole | 1305.4 | 3.639 |
roof not just the top agreed maybe I | 1306.6 | 5.6 |
maybe I will yeah wow cuz they said it | 1309.039 | 5.12 |
okay but hey the flax is looking good | 1312.2 | 3.64 |
well it all looks good there's nothing | 1314.159 | 3.241 |
that doesn't look good here but yeah but | 1315.84 | 2.8 |
I mean we need the flax for the liting | 1317.4 | 3.68 |
so I I love that this is happening okay | 1318.64 | 4.519 |
I love everything I've done sweet Dora | 1321.08 | 3.56 |
yeah what what are the stats on that bow | 1323.159 | 3.801 |
you got uh you know the other one we | 1324.64 | 4.6 |
found first yeah that one's like | 1326.96 | 3.599 |
slightly better in some ways they're | 1329.24 | 2.84 |
both pretty comparable so I've got two | 1330.559 | 3.521 |
good bows on me sweet well remember to | 1332.08 | 3.4 |
upgrade them use your money and go to | 1334.08 | 2.599 |
some of these guys and have them | 1335.48 | 3.799 |
upgraded I'll do that Simon what level | 1336.679 | 7.321 |
is your hat um my hat is hat is eight | 1339.279 | 6.961 |
okay here you go buddy what do you got | 1344.0 | 3.64 |
yeah I'm just giving you all your wizard | 1346.24 | 3.76 |
wear oh wow wow I love it yeah I'm going | 1347.64 | 3.919 |
to go over my hat don't even mention it | 1350.0 | 3.96 |
don't even oh well well I okay you | 1351.559 | 4.401 |
really don't want me to I'll do that for | 1353.96 | 3.92 |
you I want to see the new hat no no I | 1355.96 | 3.0 |
mean I'm just not going to mention it | 1357.88 | 5.12 |
here you go oh oh I think I hate | 1358.96 | 9.079 |
it I think I love it really yeah that is | 1363.0 | 6.76 |
uh that doesn't feel very wizardy you | 1368.039 | 3.681 |
feel it it looks like it's a wizard's | 1369.76 | 5.799 |
hat though it's cool man maybe I just | 1371.72 | 5.76 |
like it cuz it's new and different yeah | 1375.559 | 4.281 |
maybe guess it up when did I get a | 1377.48 | 3.76 |
freaking thing over my mouth has this | 1379.84 | 4.0 |
been her all day it's co yeah yeah yeah | 1381.24 | 4.799 |
all day no you look like Scorpion from | 1383.84 | 5.24 |
Mortal Combat had a baby with a pilgrim | 1386.039 | 4.961 |
and that came with the hat man I want to | 1389.08 | 5.12 |
see that porn nice shirt | 1391.0 | 7.52 |
nebs shut up | 1394.2 | 4.32 |
[Laughter] | 1401.28 | 19.89 |
[Music] | 1403.92 | 17.25 |
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