HOW TO Hatch Wyverns?! - Ark Fjordur
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neebs: Hey Simon, have you seen that video on 'HOW TO Hatch Wyverns?!' It's hilarious!
simon: Oh yeah, that one is a classic! Watching the boys try to hatch a baby wyvern is pure comedy gold.
neebs: I love how they struggle with it, it's so relatable. And did you see the giveaway for a Thick44 YouTooz in the description? We should enter!
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| Caption | Start | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| absolute door ABS wrote a door this is | 0.079 | 4.661 |
| door from Aura boric go ahead are you | 2.94 | 2.7 |
| still have vocal | 4.74 | 3.92 |
| volcano I am okay I'm | 5.64 | 3.02 |
| okay | 12.0 | 3.48 |
| be off the bat gotcha and then do | 12.799 | 4.961 |
| vandalan South and then click East | 15.48 | 5.28 |
| uh-huh | 17.76 | 3.0 |
| and then | 22.199 | 5.701 |
| East bam oh miss Dick Grayson we're | 24.3 | 4.5 |
| going on a ride | 27.9 | 3.42 |
| [Laughter] | 28.8 | 4.08 |
| all right if I did my job right you | 31.32 | 4.739 |
| should pop up right here in front | 32.88 | 7.56 |
| hey oh there he is here I am his name is | 36.059 | 6.421 |
| Dick Grayson what's up very nice now | 40.44 | 3.9 |
| this is uh that's the easiest way to get | 42.48 | 3.72 |
| closest to our base yeah we should have | 44.34 | 3.48 |
| probably been doing that oh the entire | 46.2 | 4.58 |
| time yeah yeah we're morons yeah | 47.82 | 7.02 |
| okay one more triangle right up yeah one | 50.78 | 8.04 |
| more one oh is that it yeah | 54.84 | 3.98 |
| [Music] | 61.55 | 3.1 |
| hey I noticed this thing the exit's not | 74.24 | 4.96 |
| powered oh is it hooked to the generator | 77.159 | 4.5 |
| uh I don't think so I'll hook it to the | 79.2 | 4.559 |
| generator no here's the problem this is | 81.659 | 4.381 |
| built on our stuff for the generator I | 83.759 | 3.841 |
| don't even know what it's gonna take the | 86.04 | 3.18 |
| fridge isn't working it's not powered | 87.6 | 4.019 |
| right unpowered there's a wire going too | 89.22 | 3.6 |
| what's going out there I don't even know | 91.619 | 3.0 |
| what that is well this is the one that | 92.82 | 3.18 |
| works right here let's go around and see | 94.619 | 2.82 |
| where the wire goes to here's the | 96.0 | 3.479 |
| problem this floor right here is double | 97.439 | 4.381 |
| wham's floor this floor right here is | 99.479 | 4.621 |
| Simon Slayer floor okay there needs to | 101.82 | 6.479 |
| be a generator here in this floor okay | 104.1 | 7.019 |
| to this box which is connected to other | 108.299 | 6.621 |
| things all right connected to the next | 111.119 | 3.801 |
| can you figure it out and do it I can | 115.1 | 3.76 |
| try putting a generator here and see if | 117.54 | 2.7 |
| it'll connect to this okay yeah yeah | 118.86 | 3.84 |
| yeah well you do that yeah yeah like | 120.24 | 3.78 |
| pick up this one and give it to a weight | 122.7 | 2.94 |
| or this one Powers it the incubator | 124.02 | 3.0 |
| right that's right so we need another | 125.64 | 3.06 |
| generator yeah don't worry about it I'll | 127.02 | 3.659 |
| fix it do we want to stick this egg in | 128.7 | 3.0 |
| and see how long it's going to take to | 130.679 | 3.301 |
| incubate yeah I'm curious Dora yeah | 131.7 | 3.539 |
| that's your job because you're the only | 133.98 | 3.479 |
| one in the Simon Slayer or the was it | 135.239 | 3.781 |
| double whams tribe I kind of own the | 137.459 | 3.061 |
| tribe now huh right yeah I'm not gonna | 139.02 | 2.64 |
| let it get to my head or anything please | 140.52 | 2.82 |
| don't betray us when the dragon becomes | 141.66 | 3.659 |
| yours oh shut it who's got the egg it's | 143.34 | 3.6 |
| in the fridge that's fridge it's not | 145.319 | 4.14 |
| always it doesn't work well it's still | 146.94 | 4.379 |
| better it's insulated at least it's you | 149.459 | 4.081 |
| know it's got an hour 15 till it spoils | 151.319 | 4.261 |
| okay okay so yeah let's incubate that | 153.54 | 5.279 |
| bad boy I like rabbit where'd the egg go | 155.58 | 5.28 |
| oh my God | 158.819 | 3.901 |
| you just hit out I don't know where it | 160.86 | 5.28 |
| went oh it's up top oh there you go oh | 162.72 | 5.58 |
| you wanna you wanna get it all right all | 166.14 | 3.78 |
| right so I'm picking it up go for it and | 168.3 | 3.42 |
| then I'm putting it in don't eat it the | 169.92 | 3.899 |
| love of God don't eat it right right put | 171.72 | 5.04 |
| it in right access inventory I don't | 173.819 | 4.92 |
| mind if I do this little egg animation | 176.76 | 4.92 |
| they got here on this month it is in oh | 178.739 | 5.301 |
| it's in there | 181.68 | 2.36 |
| so I guess so now do we need milk what | 186.019 | 5.14 |
| happened to the other milk it went bad | 189.3 | 3.84 |
| spoiled it yeah we still need milk to | 191.159 | 4.021 |
| feed the baby once the baby hatches so | 193.14 | 3.84 |
| we have to catch another that was pretty | 195.18 | 3.9 |
| epic when we got that milk before and | 196.98 | 3.96 |
| then it just went bad yeah we knew that | 199.08 | 3.96 |
| was gonna happen how long why did we do | 200.94 | 4.46 |
| it to begin | 203.04 | 2.36 |
| a second I'm sure you didn't know that | 206.58 | 3.42 |
| if we knew I thought we could store milk | 208.2 | 3.66 |
| in a refrigerator like any normal human | 210.0 | 4.86 |
| beings we didn't know you nut bag neebs | 211.86 | 5.099 |
| we talked about let's just try it anyway | 214.86 | 4.44 |
| we knew it was a risk this egg has | 216.959 | 6.5 |
| gotten much smaller are we concerned no | 219.3 | 7.499 |
| time I was waiting for you guys to stop | 223.459 | 5.92 |
| yapping because good God you know what I | 226.799 | 5.401 |
| mean yeah I do yeah Jag requires 100 is | 229.379 | 4.741 |
| one of my options to click it's already | 232.2 | 3.959 |
| exactly destroy I'm thinking I'm not I'm | 234.12 | 3.539 |
| not gonna click that what's it counting | 236.159 | 3.901 |
| to it's counting up it's three oh it's a | 237.659 | 4.021 |
| progress bar look you can see it so it's | 240.06 | 3.72 |
| got to get to 100 before it hatches and | 241.68 | 3.6 |
| it's already at three yeah so we're | 243.78 | 3.239 |
| gonna hurry okay we better go get milk | 245.28 | 4.319 |
| get the milk milk and milk in time milk | 247.019 | 5.341 |
| milk I'll get milk I'll get milk I am | 249.599 | 5.881 |
| Spartacus I am also a Spartacus I am the | 252.36 | 4.8 |
| milk | 255.48 | 3.72 |
| are you a man | 257.16 | 5.21 |
| [Music] | 259.2 | 3.17 |
| [Applause] | 282.78 | 4.74 |
| dick I'm a [ __ ] King | 284.22 | 6.429 |
| [Music] | 287.52 | 3.129 |
| [Applause] | 294.38 | 5.799 |
| [Music] | 297.1 | 3.079 |
| [Music] | 305.06 | 3.74 |
| um guys we have to start off please okay | 309.6 | 5.7 |
| yeah I'm just running a good idea Simon | 312.54 | 6.48 |
| I got it oh boy oh God | 315.3 | 6.6 |
| I need to have wyvern beds good thinking | 319.02 | 7.5 |
| neems nice apps Bros | 321.9 | 4.62 |
| um | 333.36 | 2.059 |
| [Music] | 337.57 | 6.25 |
| there's a T-Rex over here that's lonely | 339.199 | 4.621 |
| [Music] | 344.68 | 3.12 |
| there you go yeah where'd he go where'd | 352.039 | 4.121 |
| he go oh he's up he's still up there hey | 354.72 | 3.8 |
| come here | 356.16 | 2.36 |
| morning wow are those eight sinking geez | 358.68 | 3.299 |
| come on | 360.9 | 4.32 |
| it's really tough yeah oh I think I'll | 361.979 | 5.361 |
| stay inside | 365.22 | 5.62 |
| come on baby come at me | 367.34 | 5.16 |
| [Music] | 370.84 | 6.579 |
| oh my God it's inside it is inside | 372.5 | 4.919 |
| all right | 378.08 | 3.059 |
| you idiot oh there we go | 389.88 | 4.68 |
| oh geez | 392.3 | 5.339 |
| that was insane basilisk | 394.56 | 5.699 |
| all right I'm putting my bat away all | 397.639 | 4.12 |
| right yeah you guys do whatever prep you | 400.259 | 2.821 |
| got to do I'm gonna start hunting for a | 401.759 | 4.141 |
| female a dragon all right I'll try | 403.08 | 5.239 |
| cotton | 405.9 | 2.419 |
| all right fellas I got a female out here | 408.419 | 5.461 |
| oh good oh and she's a Wily one they are | 411.06 | 4.5 |
| okay I'm gonna go in and get her | 413.88 | 4.02 |
| attention you guys ready yeah ready this | 415.56 | 4.139 |
| went really well last time doralius so | 417.9 | 3.72 |
| good hopefully this will be easy I do | 419.699 | 5.401 |
| believe in jinxes I do little man so | 421.62 | 6.859 |
| it went awful everybody | 425.1 | 3.379 |
| ready | 434.52 | 3.0 |
| my ass scorched oh boy turn it scorched | 438.96 | 3.54 |
| Earth all right coming right at you | 441.12 | 3.06 |
| right through the middle nice and low | 442.5 | 4.4 |
| come on baby | 444.18 | 2.72 |
| yeah | 447.02 | 3.0 |
| oh damn I don't have the trunks start | 453.5 | 4.72 |
| drinking everybody else I don't got them | 456.18 | 5.48 |
| everyone else drank I don't either | 458.22 | 6.12 |
| boy we only knew what we were doing we | 461.66 | 4.86 |
| were coming out here we prepped | 464.34 | 4.859 |
| out snuck up on us didn't it | 466.52 | 4.42 |
| I told you there was nothing to worry | 469.199 | 3.481 |
| about I wasn't worried at all well Simon | 470.94 | 3.84 |
| has all these crazy superstitions I was | 472.68 | 4.98 |
| just annoyed by you guys talking oh okay | 474.78 | 5.58 |
| oh my God what is happening yeah you | 477.66 | 4.52 |
| know what sometimes you just need to | 480.36 | 3.899 |
| Australia's help he's been attacked by | 482.18 | 4.12 |
| an enemy I think that's I'm busy right | 484.259 | 3.84 |
| now sorry hey this thing can still wake | 486.3 | 4.26 |
| up you guys are goofing off I'm not | 488.099 | 3.66 |
| goofing off I'm just sitting here | 490.56 | 2.88 |
| waiting to bowling he was just being a | 491.759 | 3.901 |
| douche hey fellow teammates I think | 493.44 | 4.08 |
| Simon's betraying us he's trying to kill | 495.66 | 4.64 |
| me you should attack him | 497.52 | 2.78 |
| next up salmon yeah next time you shoot | 502.34 | 5.44 |
| Anthony shoot him at the ball gag oh | 505.5 | 5.099 |
| that one wait hold on hey is this thing | 507.78 | 4.439 |
| down go check | 510.599 | 3.38 |
| shoot a lot of drinks | 512.219 | 3.961 |
| oh I can get up I pulled assignment | 513.979 | 4.18 |
| sorry there you go all right now just do | 516.18 | 3.96 |
| your work and be quiet he's not netted | 518.159 | 4.32 |
| I'm gonna unconscious unconscious | 520.14 | 4.38 |
| unconscious I'm not seeing anything I'm | 522.479 | 3.541 |
| gonna do this just in case all right | 524.52 | 2.939 |
| cool okay yeah yeah unconscious | 526.02 | 6.379 |
| unconscious okay okay we got the milk | 527.459 | 7.56 |
| all right let's get out of here before | 532.399 | 4.861 |
| she wakes up and I told you it'd be easy | 535.019 | 4.341 |
| Jinx | 537.26 | 4.47 |
| it's okay to say it after | 539.36 | 3.599 |
| [Music] | 541.73 | 4.15 |
| screw you | 542.959 | 4.601 |
| oh God get in the bubble get in the | 545.88 | 3.92 |
| bubble you wanna go home with me | 547.56 | 4.64 |
| hold up | 549.8 | 5.2 |
| don't miss the bubble hurry up there he | 552.2 | 6.3 |
| is just made it | 555.0 | 3.5 |
| [ __ ] my bat didn't come with me why I | 559.44 | 6.56 |
| don't know he's not in our tribe oh oh | 562.92 | 5.88 |
| now my bat's just over there by a sleepy | 566.0 | 5.14 |
| Dragon okay yeah yeah I'll uh do you | 568.8 | 3.96 |
| come with me we'll teleport back we'll | 571.14 | 4.02 |
| get the dragon uh here I'm gonna give | 572.76 | 3.96 |
| you the milk are you in the entrance | 575.16 | 3.6 |
| circus yeah okay well you can't carry | 576.72 | 3.42 |
| milk who's this Beyond hold on stay | 578.76 | 2.579 |
| still stay I'll take it all right I'm | 580.14 | 3.0 |
| gonna transfer the milk there the rivers | 581.339 | 4.981 |
| we gotta get this milk in not a fridge | 583.14 | 4.259 |
| because we don't have a fridge that | 586.32 | 2.88 |
| works keep it in the bat should be safe | 587.399 | 3.541 |
| we gotta get it in a dragon all right | 589.2 | 4.199 |
| the baby so yeah you guys go up check | 590.94 | 4.56 |
| I'll get dory's backpack oh that's right | 593.399 | 4.161 |
| that's what we're feeding the baby yeah | 595.5 | 4.92 |
| oh that was a fun sound where's your bat | 597.56 | 5.2 |
| Simon my bat's in a tripod I gotta do | 600.42 | 4.26 |
| that see you back in base see you in an | 602.76 | 4.5 |
| hour is that how you say goodbye yep | 604.68 | 5.219 |
| that's my new out loopy doopy put it on | 607.26 | 3.96 |
| a shirt all right hop in the bubble door | 609.899 | 3.301 |
| bubble oh yeah bubble well why are you | 611.22 | 3.119 |
| why are you going in the bubble oh yeah | 613.2 | 2.52 |
| I know I'm not doing this bubble hell | 614.339 | 3.421 |
| out of the bubble yeah yeah | 615.72 | 4.88 |
| going home | 617.76 | 2.84 |
| please | 621.24 | 4.2 |
| do it right if you're gonna do it no I | 622.88 | 4.66 |
| like whoopsie it's what you say when you | 625.44 | 5.1 |
| screw up see | 627.54 | 6.96 |
| that's different clearly oh God all | 630.54 | 6.08 |
| right | 634.5 | 2.12 |
| all right door I'm grabbing it yeah do | 636.8 | 3.0 |
| it | 639.0 | 6.38 |
| oh okay your dopes oh boy dragons | 639.8 | 5.58 |
| Okay hey oh that's a wyvern oh above us | 645.86 | 5.68 |
| above us why would it be straight up | 649.68 | 4.38 |
| [ __ ] with my bat | 651.54 | 5.1 |
| that's a yellow Mama all right I don't | 654.06 | 4.56 |
| see a bat here though you didn't get any | 656.64 | 3.72 |
| sort of message that it was ill I did | 658.62 | 3.24 |
| not oh it's it is fighting the damn | 660.36 | 4.5 |
| river ah [ __ ] oh no we gotta call it oh | 661.86 | 5.599 |
| [ __ ] I can't quite see through your butt | 664.86 | 5.159 |
| okay wait do you think you can shoot | 667.459 | 6.461 |
| this thing oh God oh God oh God okay | 670.019 | 6.901 |
| okay oh [ __ ] oh this is not good this is | 673.92 | 5.22 |
| not good oh boy oh this is nothing good | 676.92 | 4.859 |
| I was shooting at it is it behind us oh | 679.14 | 4.74 |
| I lost it kind of let's see oh God it's | 681.779 | 4.081 |
| right behind us how do you not see it oh | 683.88 | 4.22 |
| God | 685.86 | 2.24 |
| okay hey yeah time to go yeah we didn't | 704.06 | 5.8 |
| need that [ __ ] yeah what are you | 707.82 | 3.36 |
| thinking look how beat up you are | 709.86 | 5.34 |
| getting into it idiot you are all right | 711.18 | 6.54 |
| she following your door I think so tell | 715.2 | 3.6 |
| you what I'm gonna yeah we'll come back | 717.72 | 4.16 |
| here we'll land at home and yeah | 718.8 | 3.08 |
| oops what oops what neighbors how many | 725.339 | 4.981 |
| milks do we have there should have been | 728.76 | 3.24 |
| like five right should have been but how | 730.32 | 3.66 |
| many do we have I don't know uh we have | 732.0 | 4.56 |
| four okay I think I drank some milk oh | 733.98 | 5.94 |
| boy ah see I'm sorry how much time I | 736.56 | 7.38 |
| forgot what oh time uh 26 minutes look | 739.92 | 6.539 |
| at the smallest hands son yeah I do yeah | 743.94 | 5.76 |
| sure okay hold on 26 minutes 26 minutes | 746.459 | 6.201 |
| what about his uh or his hands Smalls | 749.7 | 5.46 |
| I know I was just asking minor | 752.66 | 4.06 |
| proportional yours are weird fine | 755.16 | 3.239 |
| where's the milk go hold on I'm making | 756.72 | 3.72 |
| some spark powder somebody said that the | 758.399 | 3.841 |
| preserving bin might might help do you | 760.44 | 3.839 |
| have a milk on you yes I do okay uh come | 762.24 | 4.02 |
| back here okay yeah and put some shoes | 764.279 | 3.961 |
| on for God's sake I'm in tune with | 766.26 | 3.6 |
| nature I'm feeling the dirt you need | 768.24 | 3.48 |
| grounding is important it is the thing | 769.86 | 3.96 |
| but you're not on the grass the stone is | 771.72 | 4.38 |
| nature um all right in here I got the | 773.82 | 3.54 |
| spark powder in there it should be | 776.1 | 3.12 |
| working now right access inventory I'm | 777.36 | 4.56 |
| gonna drag it over and not hit e because | 779.22 | 4.799 |
| that would be stupid and there we go | 781.92 | 5.7 |
| what's it say four hours and 13 minutes | 784.019 | 6.601 |
| wow four hours that's crazy isn't it | 787.62 | 4.32 |
| it's a little crazy because that looks | 790.62 | 3.0 |
| hot yeah wait isn't that bad but dragons | 791.94 | 3.839 |
| are hot right so maybe are we boiling | 793.62 | 4.08 |
| the milk I don't know man we got four | 795.779 | 3.601 |
| hours that's all I know | 797.7 | 4.5 |
| it's a nice flight back it was | 799.38 | 4.5 |
| um you don't need to teleport I mean a | 802.2 | 3.84 |
| gorgeous day like this yeah no Enjoy the | 803.88 | 4.5 |
| breeze hey enjoy the flight what's up | 806.04 | 3.38 |
| buckos | 808.38 | 3.66 |
| we're doing the X stuff but it's almost | 809.42 | 8.74 |
| done incubating 86 86 okay | 812.04 | 6.12 |
| kind of wanted to check out some of | 818.579 | 3.121 |
| these other Realms that I haven't been | 820.38 | 2.94 |
| to the names didn't you say that when | 821.7 | 2.939 |
| I'm zasgard | 823.32 | 3.959 |
| um my favorite one is Joe tunaheim | 824.639 | 4.981 |
| mignon yeah sure that's that's the | 827.279 | 4.021 |
| shitty one I know yotenheim that's cold | 829.62 | 3.06 |
| okay that's the Land of the Giants | 831.3 | 3.24 |
| that's where Loki's from look he's not a | 832.68 | 4.32 |
| giant yeah he is not the show I saw he's | 834.54 | 4.799 |
| a frost giant it's Frost giant I have no | 837.0 | 3.899 |
| idea how that works names don't even | 839.339 | 6.421 |
| okay 88. let's see I'm gonna try yeah | 840.899 | 6.721 |
| I'm gonna go to Asgard we'll go see if I | 845.76 | 3.96 |
| can find Thor and it's hot mama I'll be | 847.62 | 4.98 |
| back before 94. dinner will be ready now | 849.72 | 4.32 |
| you guys got the milk you got the egg | 852.6 | 3.299 |
| you'll be fine I'm going on an Asgard | 854.04 | 3.84 |
| Adventure enjoy | 855.899 | 3.481 |
| oh that's right there's a whole another | 857.88 | 6.62 |
| tend after 89. 89 then 90. | 859.38 | 5.12 |
| oh | 867.42 | 4.74 |
| okay let's hop on the back oh wow yeah | 869.1 | 5.52 |
| now this place is Magic what is this | 872.16 | 4.56 |
| this looks like a hill made of gold | 874.62 | 4.86 |
| play okay yeah I wish I'd known this | 876.72 | 4.559 |
| existed the entire time I would have | 879.48 | 4.5 |
| lived here this is nice except for the | 881.279 | 5.461 |
| Scorpions and Raptors argentavia man | 883.98 | 4.32 |
| look at this big old fight going on down | 886.74 | 3.719 |
| here man I thought this would be like a | 888.3 | 5.099 |
| place of Peace guard Realm of the Gods | 890.459 | 5.461 |
| pick it up where are they to hang out | 893.399 | 4.38 |
| with the gods I want to find Thor's | 895.92 | 3.719 |
| hammer does that exist it probably does | 897.779 | 3.661 |
| exist in this but I guarantee you got to | 899.639 | 3.301 |
| do something stupid to get it and I'm | 901.44 | 3.78 |
| not gonna do it all right yeah I'm gonna | 902.94 | 4.74 |
| check out Asgard for a minute | 905.22 | 5.04 |
| yeah that's nice | 907.68 | 5.82 |
| 99 just turned yeah we can see the | 910.26 | 5.22 |
| number I know well I'm excited nobody | 913.5 | 4.079 |
| said anything since 96. there's no more | 915.48 | 4.32 |
| tens between 99 and 100 is there no | 917.579 | 4.32 |
| there is there's only one more digit to | 919.8 | 4.08 |
| the hundred percent right and here it | 921.899 | 3.141 |
| goes | 923.88 | 5.699 |
| now oh wow okay okay now what how did | 925.04 | 5.979 |
| you know that was there a bar somewhere | 929.579 | 4.861 |
| good for you no it was a no okay do you | 931.019 | 6.361 |
| grab it out of there now yeah maybe it's | 934.44 | 4.8 |
| ready somebody should yeah I think you | 937.38 | 3.36 |
| need to do you have the milk don't you | 939.24 | 3.18 |
| need to oh wait you got it oh it's got | 940.74 | 4.2 |
| two arrows on it now what do we do with | 942.42 | 4.5 |
| it we don't know maybe you put it down | 944.94 | 4.32 |
| and then it's gonna hatch right it says | 946.92 | 5.099 |
| again requires hmm requires what what | 949.26 | 5.16 |
| says hatch egg requires 100 I can I can | 952.019 | 5.221 |
| still click on it it is 100 so it is it | 954.42 | 5.4 |
| is did I hit it it did it right I'm | 957.24 | 4.62 |
| hitting it hit it right hit it didn't do | 959.82 | 4.379 |
| anything all right hit it again when you | 961.86 | 4.219 |
| hit it second time | 964.199 | 4.2 |
| can you place the egg down on the ground | 966.079 | 5.081 |
| is it still an egg am I pulling it out | 968.399 | 4.44 |
| guys talk to me here I don't know I | 971.16 | 3.179 |
| don't think that you would put the egg | 972.839 | 3.841 |
| in in a slot where you could put it down | 974.339 | 4.381 |
| can you can't you do that pulling it out | 976.68 | 4.68 |
| nope doesn't let me pull it out okay I | 978.72 | 3.72 |
| thought it would just do it I thought | 981.36 | 2.76 |
| there'd be a tiny dragon in there this | 982.44 | 3.6 |
| little cage we're doing something wrong | 984.12 | 4.44 |
| what are we doing wrong well you know | 986.04 | 4.2 |
| what there might be so many things that | 988.56 | 3.839 |
| we're doing wrong at once that it's hard | 990.24 | 3.719 |
| to answer that question Riley try | 992.399 | 4.161 |
| hitting the button again | 993.959 | 2.601 |
| yellow Batman I don't think I'm ever | 998.399 | 3.721 |
| going back to the other place Vanna land | 1000.38 | 4.56 |
| this place is beautiful and it's got a | 1002.12 | 4.019 |
| viking Hall look we could have been | 1004.94 | 2.819 |
| living here the whole time instead of | 1006.139 | 3.901 |
| like messing with volcanoes and dragons | 1007.759 | 4.14 |
| and eggs we could have been sitting in | 1010.04 | 4.2 |
| here drinking beer having a good time | 1011.899 | 4.86 |
| but no we want to get dragon egg we want | 1014.24 | 5.219 |
| to do all this stuff this is a whole | 1016.759 | 4.801 |
| little town too oh we could have set up | 1019.459 | 4.201 |
| shop we could have had a bakery is there | 1021.56 | 3.6 |
| anything in these houses this little | 1023.66 | 3.779 |
| town is beautiful anything in here no | 1025.16 | 3.84 |
| empty but you can't build on it because | 1027.439 | 3.36 |
| I put a bed in the Viking Hall so we | 1029.0 | 3.48 |
| could have put furniture and tables we | 1030.799 | 3.361 |
| could have had a town with houses damn | 1032.48 | 3.12 |
| it why'd I discover this so late | 1034.16 | 4.519 |
| disappointed in myself | 1035.6 | 3.079 |
| okay I think I'm gonna spend the night | 1040.16 | 3.419 |
| here | 1041.66 | 3.659 |
| it's going down but man what a beautiful | 1043.579 | 3.84 |
| you're a brown what's that over there | 1045.319 | 4.621 |
| looks like bones check out these giant | 1047.419 | 4.681 |
| bones they shouldn't be here sitting the | 1049.94 | 4.739 |
| Land of the Giants this is a Jordan to | 1052.1 | 3.6 |
| Dime | 1054.679 | 3.661 |
| wait is this a swamp this looks swampy | 1055.7 | 5.64 |
| dip too far in here but man okay yeah | 1058.34 | 4.86 |
| giant bones what am I looking at over | 1061.34 | 4.56 |
| there argentavis | 1063.2 | 4.44 |
| location | 1065.9 | 3.48 |
| kicking myself for not coming here | 1067.64 | 4.14 |
| sooner what is that what is it oh gas | 1069.38 | 4.679 |
| bags hey | 1071.78 | 4.03 |
| they're fun to float around on | 1074.059 | 7.26 |
| [Music] | 1075.81 | 5.509 |
| yeah all right | 1081.32 | 9.63 |
| [Music] | 1083.12 | 7.83 |
| hey hey | 1091.48 | 5.199 |
| what no damn thing away here it is | 1093.64 | 5.38 |
| there's a baby oh wow something happened | 1096.679 | 4.5 |
| to make it fix the glitch yeah I know | 1099.02 | 5.399 |
| you were that yeah does it need milk put | 1101.179 | 6.721 |
| the milk in yes milk right milk yes give | 1104.419 | 4.441 |
| it a milk | 1107.9 | 3.26 |
| maybe even | 1108.86 | 5.66 |
| who names it IU give it the milk | 1111.16 | 5.58 |
| who has the milk | 1114.52 | 5.2 |
| thank you it's he's coming are you | 1116.74 | 5.14 |
| reasonably close sneeze he's on his way | 1119.72 | 3.3 |
| what should we name the thing because | 1121.88 | 2.64 |
| that was a horrible name for a baby it | 1123.02 | 4.32 |
| was a temporary name it is just oh I | 1124.52 | 3.96 |
| don't I can't hear I gotta give it to | 1127.34 | 4.74 |
| you okay give it up one okay one of the | 1128.48 | 4.74 |
| four | 1132.08 | 4.58 |
| spoil it so uh okey dokey okay | 1133.22 | 6.3 |
| there's any more well I mean it's a baby | 1136.66 | 4.72 |
| milk milk what's the name of this Dragon | 1139.52 | 4.44 |
| the name should be Smokey probably well | 1141.38 | 4.44 |
| I mean well is he going to use the milk | 1143.96 | 3.36 |
| for well it might say don't feed again | 1145.82 | 3.3 |
| for another 30 minutes or something um | 1147.32 | 3.18 |
| well it doesn't say I think it might | 1149.12 | 4.38 |
| conserve well who knows we'll see so you | 1150.5 | 4.679 |
| got you got the one milk you gave to it | 1153.5 | 3.24 |
| did it drink it already not yet no | 1155.179 | 4.38 |
| you're a little guy okay | 1156.74 | 5.16 |
| so we're good for now right I I believe | 1159.559 | 4.441 |
| so I believe there's a dragon and it's | 1161.9 | 3.54 |
| alive and it should be able to make it | 1164.0 | 6.02 |
| to the next scene okay welcome youngin | 1165.44 | 4.58 |
| [Music] | 1173.91 | 5.25 |
| thank you | 1181.059 | 3.721 |
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