His Horse Hungers for HUMAN HEARTS. - Conan Exiles
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Conversation
neebs: I mean, who doesn’t love a video where horses are suddenly carnivores? I always knew they were a little too friendly at the petting zoo!
simon: Right? I watched it twice just to make sure my ears weren’t deceiving me. 'Anthony don’t speak English very good'—that should be a t-shirt!
appsro: Absolutely! And let’s not forget about the real star here—Horses craving human hearts. Halloween in Texas just got a new mascot!
neebs: I can see it now: ‘The Horse of Horror!’ Perfect for our next merch line. Anthony can be the English tutor for all the confused viewers!
simon: Oh, for sure! And I love how we’ve got a wellness check right after that. Because nothing says 'healthy' like a heart-eating horse!
appsro: Exactly! We should hold a seminar—'How to Nourish Your Horse: A Guide to Carnivorous Equines!' And Anthony can teach us how to pronounce it!
Hey fellow fans! 🌟 I just finished watching the latest episode of Conan Exiles Season 2, and let me tell you, it was an absolute blast! Episode 47 had us all in stitches with some wild revelations and hilarious moments. Seriously, if you haven’t seen it yet, you need to check it out!
So, first things first—did you know that horses are carnivores? 🤯 I mean, who would’ve thought? Anthony and the crew are just as surprised as we are, and their reactions are priceless! It’s moments like these that remind me why I love this channel so much. The guys always manage to bring something unexpected to the table, and it keeps us all on our toes.
And can we talk about Anthony for a second? Bless his heart, he’s trying his best with the English! 😂 The way he fumbles through some phrases is just too funny, especially when he’s up a tree, literally! The banter between him and the others is fantastic—it’s like watching a bunch of friends just goofing off, which is exactly what makes Neebs Gaming so enjoyable to watch.
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As always, the crew has some new merch out too! 🏝️ I can't get enough of the Resort Merch—it’s perfect for showing off your love for the channel. And don’t forget about the Neebs Gaming coffee! I’m telling you, it’s the perfect fuel for those long gaming sessions. Use code NEEBS10 for a discount—who doesn’t love saving a few bucks?
Wrap up your watch with the timestamps provided in the video description to catch all your favorite moments, like the hilarious "Pepsi Points" segment or the cheeky "One Lice to Live" bit. It’s all in there!
So, if you want a good laugh and some epic gaming moments, head over to Neebs Gaming on YouTube and dive into this episode! You won’t regret it, trust me! Let’s keep the conversation going—what was your favorite moment from the episode? Share your thoughts below! 🖤.
The Game
You definitely should check it out!
Man, I just can't get enough of Neebs Gaming's Conan Exiles series! Their cinematic approach to gameplay commentary is absolutely hilarious and addicting to watch. In the latest episode, the crew is up to their usual antics - learning some hard lessons about the local wildlife, goofing around building random structures, and getting into all sorts of sticky situations.
The chemistry between the guys is fantastic as always. Their banter and reactions had me laughing out loud multiple times throughout the video. Dora and Thick in particular were cracking me up this episode. And watching Neebs try to tutor Anthony in English with his unique teaching methods was comedy gold!
One of the things I love about Neebs Gaming is that they don't just play the game straight through - they create their own stories and fun within the world. Whether it's building a sweet waterslide or making up elaborate backstories for their characters, their creativity helps immerse you in the Conan universe.
Experiencing these games alongside the Neebs crew truly is the next best thing to playing them yourself. Their cinematic editing and narrative approach make it feel like you're right there with them, going on these hilarious adventures together.
I never know what crazy situation they'll get themselves into next, but I can't wait to join them on more absurd journeys through the world of Conan Exiles! If you're looking for gameplay commentary that is equal parts funny, entertaining, and creative, then you have to check out Neebs Gaming's Conan Exiles series. It really is the best way to experience this game without picking up a controller yourself!
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Transcript
| Caption | Start | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| you guys ready for the largest s Days to | 0.56 | 3.08 |
| Die Gathering | 2.32 | 3.92 |
| ever bring your butts to hord Fest | 3.64 | 5.4 |
| November 2nd Halloween weekend come | 6.24 | 4.359 |
| party with us in the fun pimps as we | 9.04 | 3.28 |
| celebrate the full release of seven days | 10.599 | 4.401 |
| to die and check out the new blood | 12.32 | 6.68 |
| moons it's at TS okay okay it's at tups | 15.0 | 5.96 |
| Brewery in North Dallas just follow the | 19.0 | 3.88 |
| link in the description oh | 20.96 | 5.009 |
| [Music] | 22.88 | 3.089 |
| Dallas whack I'm starting to question if | 26.32 | 4.719 |
| I need 18 drums here um did you put | 28.519 | 4.321 |
| these down yeah I was just adding them | 31.039 | 3.321 |
| to my collection I mean I've got an | 32.84 | 3.32 |
| answer what's the answer surely we have | 34.36 | 3.6 |
| 18 THS around we could have a drum | 36.16 | 3.399 |
| circle night it's true but maybe I'll | 37.96 | 3.079 |
| spread them out a little bit or try to | 39.559 | 3.441 |
| clean them up well if it's a drum circle | 41.039 | 4.2 |
| you'd make a circle ab's not here today | 43.0 | 5.239 |
| no uh no no okay all right well listen I | 45.239 | 5.761 |
| thought that was ominous what was it | 48.239 | 4.761 |
| yeah he just ab's not here and then he's | 51.0 | 3.84 |
| GBS what are you what are you doing kind | 53.0 | 4.48 |
| of weird you don't worry about me okay | 54.84 | 4.76 |
| plan today aside from obviously getting | 57.48 | 4.079 |
| rid of some drums is what you should do | 59.6 | 3.479 |
| I got something cool to show you guys | 61.559 | 5.281 |
| are you ready yes yeah | 63.079 | 8.04 |
| bam yay that is beautiful right | 66.84 | 6.2 |
| beautiful and terrifying all at the same | 71.119 | 3.201 |
| time I'm going to have him follow me | 73.04 | 3.24 |
| around today what's his name greater | 74.32 | 3.96 |
| saber-tooth is it a he though what's | 76.28 | 3.519 |
| what's his name though greater | 78.28 | 4.519 |
| Sabertooth no no name name him he so | 79.799 | 5.601 |
| angry yeah give him a name and we will | 82.799 | 4.801 |
| judge the name at some point oh really | 85.4 | 4.2 |
| is that how it works okay well let's | 87.6 | 4.12 |
| just let me let me let me give him a | 89.6 | 4.76 |
| name hold on for example this is cream | 91.72 | 5.56 |
| pie cream pie that's okay I like that | 94.36 | 6.0 |
| but you can meet hangry H I like hangry | 97.28 | 4.6 |
| I think that's a good name right he's | 100.36 | 4.359 |
| hangry all right yeah but when it's full | 101.88 | 5.36 |
| is it a good name yeah not always hang | 104.719 | 5.68 |
| no let's go slay things sure let's do it | 107.24 | 4.32 |
| all right you guys have fun I'm going to | 110.399 | 5.36 |
| check on these okay okay good luck | 111.56 | 4.199 |
| mhm hey get this open what the man cage | 125.0 | 8.48 |
| can I just set the oh here we go God | 129.72 | 6.4 |
| what are you doing I'm giving this man a | 133.48 | 4.92 |
| new start but I think absor owns him um | 136.12 | 4.199 |
| absor is not here I know but I'm not at | 138.4 | 3.8 |
| my house right now and I still own the | 140.319 | 3.841 |
| stuff that's in it or do you that guy | 142.2 | 3.679 |
| following me no he's just standing here | 144.16 | 3.439 |
| in the cage Let's Take It Outside he's | 145.879 | 3.64 |
| wearing it like pants okay did you say | 147.599 | 3.681 |
| it yeah you're right we got to change | 149.519 | 4.761 |
| that he's either a human or a thing | 151.28 | 4.4 |
| you're trying to save these guys is that | 154.28 | 2.88 |
| what's happening yeah I'm a people | 155.68 | 2.88 |
| person all right I'm tired of their | 157.16 | 3.28 |
| crying actually this one out here so | 158.56 | 4.759 |
| look a new day a new start a new | 160.44 | 5.0 |
| wardrobe hello here we go you gave | 163.319 | 5.081 |
| clothes look at this guy oh my gosh did | 165.44 | 6.4 |
| you steal those from abso um yeah also | 168.4 | 5.559 |
| that sword that we got I built what we | 171.84 | 4.08 |
| have fight I fought a big uh deer | 173.959 | 3.28 |
| skeleton or something other oh the rock | 175.92 | 3.959 |
| Branch thing oh yeah yep you beat it | 177.239 | 5.92 |
| yeah oh good job why you cuz me and Dora | 179.879 | 4.72 |
| tried to fight it at some point and got | 183.159 | 4.401 |
| absolutely destroyed gotcha okay well uh | 184.599 | 4.881 |
| to friend Camp Resort wait you're | 187.56 | 3.959 |
| benefiting from this it's a new start | 189.48 | 4.72 |
| yeah at your expense at my | 191.519 | 4.601 |
| expense what's that | 194.2 | 5.36 |
| mean did you mean to say his expense you | 196.12 | 5.119 |
| follow me we're going to sandals I'm | 199.56 | 4.72 |
| pulling my sword out I'm coming back | 201.239 | 4.481 |
| you're a nonviolent person you ain't | 204.28 | 3.48 |
| going to do it when someone's rude I'm | 205.72 | 4.159 |
| very violent nope yep I'll give them a | 207.76 | 4.8 |
| good life a new life better life okay | 209.879 | 5.761 |
| you know what in that case go for it you | 212.56 | 4.48 |
| take the other ones the other ones are | 215.64 | 2.799 |
| happy they got entertainment they're | 217.04 | 3.759 |
| crying in pain you guys are having fun | 218.439 | 4.52 |
| right let me know if you're not I'll | 220.799 | 4.08 |
| find your | 222.959 | 5.961 |
| job hey uh Dora yeah look I'm sorry but | 224.879 | 5.681 |
| your Golem got in the way when I was | 228.92 | 5.159 |
| swinging at this lady and I took 3,000 | 230.56 | 5.239 |
| hit points from him let me take a look | 234.079 | 3.561 |
| please whack thank you for addressing | 235.799 | 4.561 |
| this how you doing big guy | 237.64 | 5.84 |
| holy [ __ ] yeah yeah I'm sorry what did | 240.36 | 6.599 |
| you not see the Golem he ran up right in | 243.48 | 5.119 |
| the middle of my swing I'm pretty sure | 246.959 | 3.521 |
| the Golem had the first swing at the | 248.599 | 4.64 |
| enemy I witnessed it well I mean I get | 250.48 | 5.44 |
| it but look I'm just look I can't fix | 253.239 | 4.441 |
| what happened I'm just sorry okay well | 255.92 | 3.24 |
| actually what you could do we could go | 257.68 | 3.839 |
| back to the footage and see yeah well | 259.16 | 4.8 |
| also Court we should do a court whack | 261.519 | 4.161 |
| maybe try to be a better gamer you | 263.96 | 3.72 |
| consider that I know right okay this is | 265.68 | 4.76 |
| your first warning hey of two Simon how | 267.68 | 5.64 |
| do you roll I I roll by doing that okay | 270.44 | 4.88 |
| can can you tell me which button that is | 273.32 | 4.36 |
| it's uh alt all right I'm I already feel | 275.32 | 4.48 |
| like I'm becoming a better gamer oh good | 277.68 | 3.959 |
| good good all right hey all right I'm | 279.8 | 3.48 |
| glad I could teach you something finally | 281.639 | 3.641 |
| I'm glad you could too so if we if we | 283.28 | 4.6 |
| come right up here uh there's actually a | 285.28 | 5.28 |
| a possibility for a yog priest to spawn | 287.88 | 4.159 |
| okay and I know Simon you've been | 290.56 | 4.24 |
| looking for one of those so oh all right | 292.039 | 5.041 |
| so y priest yeah he's going to be in the | 294.8 | 5.16 |
| back of this get out of my way move why | 297.08 | 4.959 |
| aren't you attacking why isn't my well I | 299.96 | 3.88 |
| don't know what he's going for what are | 302.039 | 3.6 |
| you doing what's wrong with your stupid | 303.84 | 4.52 |
| bug I don't know we got more coming okay | 305.639 | 5.921 |
| watch out hey hey buddy no no no oops | 308.36 | 6.679 |
| wrong one there's this stabby for you | 311.56 | 5.639 |
| that's right so what is this PR oh I see | 315.039 | 4.44 |
| the priest I got to knock this guy out | 317.199 | 3.881 |
| yeah knock him out I don't have uh I | 319.479 | 3.481 |
| don't have my [ __ ] with me man I didn't | 321.08 | 3.239 |
| know I was knock him one out I got it | 322.96 | 2.959 |
| I'll do it hold on a second wait a | 324.319 | 3.361 |
| second I do have something to knock him | 325.919 | 4.12 |
| out you do I thought I put it I thought | 327.68 | 4.239 |
| yeah I thought I put it in the bug and I | 330.039 | 3.44 |
| was going to get it right make sure your | 331.919 | 3.761 |
| bug doesn't go in there to fight oh [ __ ] | 333.479 | 5.16 |
| you tell it to to flee hold hold your e | 335.68 | 6.16 |
| on it set it down all right e that's | 338.639 | 5.921 |
| what I'm doing set defense Chase hold | 341.84 | 5.16 |
| hold passive let's just do passive pass | 344.56 | 4.479 |
| pass there you go boom what the hell all | 347.0 | 5.039 |
| right buddy welcome to the is this work | 349.039 | 6.041 |
| hit a hit for you ooh are you out | 352.039 | 5.28 |
| unconscious that was nice what'd you get | 355.08 | 4.679 |
| uh what did I get I don't know yog High | 357.319 | 5.0 |
| priest all right so then I do the uh the | 359.759 | 4.641 |
| do and now he's attached no I I took it | 362.319 | 3.401 |
| out do I got to hit it on him or | 364.4 | 3.919 |
| something hit eat to drag just press E | 365.72 | 5.28 |
| Yeah bam come on baby look at this so | 368.319 | 3.961 |
| now I'm going to be draging this guy | 371.0 | 3.919 |
| until I get home yeah it's going to be a | 372.28 | 4.319 |
| long day that's all right all right | 374.919 | 4.201 |
| thank you though Victory I forgot I | 376.599 | 4.361 |
| believed in | 379.12 | 4.24 |
| yog all right we're almost there you're | 380.96 | 5.16 |
| going to love this place it is the prime | 383.36 | 6.399 |
| Resort in this area I guess continent | 386.12 | 5.68 |
| country it's got a beautiful sign it's | 389.759 | 4.761 |
| very nice what what oh wow you're a | 391.8 | 6.72 |
| sneaky he's a sneaky guy um oh look | 394.52 | 7.92 |
| hello everyone where is | 398.52 | 3.92 |
| everyone all right this is really | 403.28 | 3.639 |
| awkward but like half of the people are | 405.039 | 4.88 |
| missing I don't know where they are um | 406.919 | 4.361 |
| oh God they're all on the wall when we | 409.919 | 4.84 |
| fought the castle | 411.28 | 3.479 |
| it's all right we're going to rebuild | 419.8 | 2.56 |
| this place we're going to there's a town | 421.0 | 3.84 |
| right over there with high quality uh | 422.36 | 5.0 |
| condidates candidates and they are going | 424.84 | 6.4 |
| to be our new staff let's | 427.36 | 6.36 |
| collect oh kitty cat just ate something | 431.24 | 5.16 |
| saw that all right so what's up hey so I | 433.72 | 5.52 |
| got something for you Simon okay oh that | 436.4 | 7.4 |
| oh oh all right so uh open it for more | 439.24 | 6.88 |
| options I guess or whatever it is wait | 443.8 | 4.399 |
| there you go your guy's in there now oh | 446.12 | 6.12 |
| he is oh along and eting it yeah so so I | 448.199 | 5.921 |
| just threw some GR in there and now he | 452.24 | 3.6 |
| can tame up while we go through this | 454.12 | 3.44 |
| place that way you don't have to drag | 455.84 | 3.68 |
| him everywhere you know okay well that | 457.56 | 3.52 |
| sounds good I was just actually here | 459.52 | 3.799 |
| with neebs not long ago at all so uh | 461.08 | 5.44 |
| let's go and and and and and murder yes | 463.319 | 6.0 |
| okay murder Time murder time you guys go | 466.52 | 4.639 |
| ahead it's not a big deal I'll just kind | 469.319 | 4.201 |
| of come in behind you do my thing yeah | 471.159 | 4.16 |
| you can just you can just stab them with | 473.52 | 4.959 |
| your tool sure yeah yeah hello oh I | 475.319 | 5.521 |
| missed you little too soon on that swing | 478.479 | 5.28 |
| that's right come on cutie piece I like | 480.84 | 4.88 |
| this wow it's interesting that it's | 483.759 | 4.041 |
| taking this long for you to react very | 485.72 | 4.12 |
| strange come on now and you guys too man | 487.8 | 3.72 |
| feel free to jump in the party whenever | 489.84 | 4.16 |
| you want there's a one for you there's a | 491.52 | 3.799 |
| one for you you just stabbing your | 494.0 | 3.56 |
| friend it's kind of silly right he's | 495.319 | 5.32 |
| your buddy second there you go why isn't | 497.56 | 6.12 |
| your your Reaper doing anything oh yeah | 500.639 | 5.4 |
| did you set it on passive I did I put up | 503.68 | 4.12 |
| when when something was going on there | 506.039 | 4.28 |
| was a reason oh okay Bang D that should | 507.8 | 5.359 |
| do something job s d all right so you | 510.319 | 4.64 |
| take one way I'll take the other way | 513.159 | 3.56 |
| which set of stairs would you like uh | 514.959 | 5.08 |
| these the on okay I'll go this way hello | 516.719 | 6.68 |
| guys again do something here hello I | 520.039 | 5.041 |
| just stabbed your what is it your sister | 523.399 | 4.921 |
| over there please all right fight | 525.08 | 4.879 |
| fighter not fighting these Fighters | 528.32 | 3.4 |
| aren't fighting I mean they probably | 529.959 | 3.241 |
| lost all I don't know what to tell you | 531.72 | 3.4 |
| my Fighters are fighting just fine all | 533.2 | 3.079 |
| right well then maybe I'm just really | 535.12 | 3.8 |
| good could be it could be scared to you | 536.279 | 4.361 |
| like I said nebes and I just murdered | 538.92 | 3.76 |
| everyone that was here yeah so I'm sure | 540.64 | 3.92 |
| they're a little bit down finally | 542.68 | 5.279 |
| Cutie's getting involved thank you cutie | 544.56 | 6.0 |
| there you go I found a a sorcerer take | 547.959 | 4.601 |
| his skull oh go for it oh this is a | 550.56 | 4.64 |
| sorcerer over here too was just what | 552.56 | 4.6 |
| just make sure you grab it skull sumon | 555.2 | 5.319 |
| your bugs down my bugs dead yeah I don't | 557.16 | 4.96 |
| know what happened well I'm going to | 560.519 | 3.88 |
| just fighting one dude revive it all | 562.12 | 3.76 |
| right thank you and here here's the | 564.399 | 3.201 |
| sorcerer you can take the skull I don't | 565.88 | 4.399 |
| want the skull oh whack you just revived | 567.6 | 6.56 |
| the the bug yeah nice what I I I did | 570.279 | 5.481 |
| what the prompt told me to do how was | 574.16 | 3.96 |
| that nice well that's a new that's a new | 575.76 | 4.8 |
| feature oh I just yelled at it and it | 578.12 | 4.48 |
| got up oh well good I'm glad I'm glad | 580.56 | 4.04 |
| you're not dead anymore DOA cuz he | 582.6 | 4.32 |
| didn't give a [ __ ] about | 584.6 | 6.64 |
| you hey hey hey hey yep hello you here | 586.92 | 6.52 |
| who what about the new guy what I'm the | 591.24 | 3.68 |
| new guy hello yeah we're doing a | 593.44 | 3.88 |
| wellness check a wellness why would you | 594.92 | 3.88 |
| need to do a wellness check did somebody | 597.32 | 2.639 |
| complain | 598.8 | 4.32 |
| uh well puddles puddles was it you I | 599.959 | 4.521 |
| just sent a man to live with a guy that | 603.12 | 4.399 |
| keeps killing horses so I thought it | 604.48 | 4.96 |
| necessary all right want to see these | 607.519 | 3.521 |
| conditions needs I've killed one horse | 609.44 | 3.16 |
| what do you mean conditions well you | 611.04 | 3.039 |
| want to make sure it's a suitable | 612.6 | 3.2 |
| condition to live in clearly right now | 614.079 | 3.2 |
| we're going through some Renovations | 615.8 | 2.8 |
| there's you know some scaffolding work | 617.279 | 3.721 |
| going going on okay looking good already | 618.6 | 4.08 |
| made some friends yeah he's been talking | 621.0 | 3.88 |
| with this guy new guy you know that is | 622.68 | 5.96 |
| awesome yeah I love that okay and boom | 624.88 | 6.12 |
| here we go come on sorry do you have a | 628.64 | 4.319 |
| do you have a permit for that um it's | 631.0 | 3.64 |
| not don't hey don't get used to this | 632.959 | 3.081 |
| this is temporary oh it's a temporary | 634.64 | 3.28 |
| thing for what puddles yeah this doesn't | 636.04 | 3.919 |
| seem healthy that puddles needs a puddle | 637.92 | 3.76 |
| to live it's in his contract man it's | 639.959 | 3.081 |
| like a mermaid he's like a mermaid if | 641.68 | 2.8 |
| you leave him out of water for too long | 643.04 | 3.72 |
| he'll dry up well you do your thing | 644.48 | 4.12 |
| puddles does his thing I know but | 646.76 | 3.48 |
| crackheads do their thing and I still | 648.6 | 4.52 |
| wish they wouldn't so I find these | 650.24 | 5.24 |
| conditions suitable well good I'm glad | 653.12 | 5.519 |
| you have that power I guess I do okay | 655.48 | 5.52 |
| well I guess my job is done here wow | 658.639 | 4.401 |
| you're doing a great job nees yep thank | 661.0 | 3.32 |
| you you ready why don't you go look at | 663.04 | 3.64 |
| how Simon's living maybe Dora I think he | 664.32 | 3.68 |
| lives in a shack well they're not | 666.68 | 3.08 |
| responsible for someone else you know | 668.0 | 3.399 |
| they're responsible for themselves I | 669.76 | 3.48 |
| know and they could be a danger to | 671.399 | 4.68 |
| society puddles are you going to leave | 673.24 | 5.399 |
| okay have fun keep up the great work | 676.079 | 5.0 |
| don't kill anything I don't plan on | 678.639 | 5.2 |
| it all right you can act normal now back | 681.079 | 3.361 |
| to | 683.839 | 2.201 |
| [Music] | 684.44 | 5.48 |
| work so whack yo you say that do a reap | 686.04 | 5.479 |
| has only got one more time to die well | 689.92 | 3.32 |
| after this last death yeah see his | 691.519 | 4.801 |
| debuffs he's got three strikes and if he | 693.24 | 5.32 |
| loses all his health again he'll be dead | 696.32 | 4.8 |
| yeah it's kind of useless well so far | 698.56 | 4.44 |
| pretty rough uh just knocked the hor or | 701.12 | 3.6 |
| cream pie an eye off a cliff that was | 703.0 | 4.24 |
| fun yeah I'm not going to miss her yeah | 704.72 | 5.48 |
| I was thinking maybe is it a female I | 707.24 | 4.68 |
| mean I don't know okay cuz I was | 710.2 | 3.52 |
| thinking maybe Nigel Nigel with the last | 711.92 | 4.8 |
| name Ed Nigel ected it's the it's the | 713.72 | 6.6 |
| it's a Reacher but it's a neglected bug | 716.72 | 5.52 |
| yeah I don't even I don't even know what | 720.32 | 3.639 |
| you're talking about so you have a | 722.24 | 4.64 |
| choice here Simon you can either tell it | 723.959 | 4.641 |
| to stop following you here and just | 726.88 | 5.24 |
| leave it and the debuff will go away or | 728.6 | 4.96 |
| if you want to kill it off let's just | 732.12 | 3.36 |
| take it in the can let's just kill it | 733.56 | 3.76 |
| okay what let's just have it get killed | 735.48 | 4.32 |
| eventually okay I thought you wanted sa | 737.32 | 4.48 |
| the no but let's Let It Die the way it | 739.8 | 5.44 |
| should die fighting by neglection right | 741.8 | 6.8 |
| going in all right go ahead guys yeah | 745.24 | 5.56 |
| sorry the you'll take care of that ooh | 748.6 | 5.479 |
| you tough lady o i I got to hit you come | 750.8 | 7.719 |
| on there you go all right do you are | 754.079 | 7.161 |
| okay oh it just spit all over that was | 758.519 | 4.0 |
| awesome that was great that was great | 761.24 | 3.039 |
| yeah but does it do much damage yeah but | 762.519 | 3.921 |
| I enjoyed seeing that before eventual | 764.279 | 5.36 |
| demise yeah oh yeah watch out I'm | 766.44 | 5.88 |
| watching it closely to see if it dies | 769.639 | 5.041 |
| that's like all I care about right now | 772.32 | 4.44 |
| yep and I'm looking at do a you know | 774.68 | 3.56 |
| what I'll help to help you do it but I | 776.76 | 3.0 |
| don't want to stab you cuz I can take | 778.24 | 4.12 |
| her out one swipe oh here it goes oh no | 779.76 | 6.519 |
| don't come on come on oh oh hold on is | 782.36 | 7.08 |
| he going to live through it no there go | 786.279 | 6.521 |
| you bastard that was very bant it was | 789.44 | 5.28 |
| these guys are kind of tougher yeah I | 792.8 | 3.599 |
| don't hate it they're strong oh there's | 794.72 | 4.16 |
| a couple girls over here looks like one | 796.399 | 4.361 |
| of them's praying I don't know there you | 798.88 | 5.28 |
| go hey ladies how are you oh you're fine | 800.76 | 7.36 |
| one for you huh one more for you Hi how | 804.16 | 5.84 |
| you guys doing what yeah I'm just | 808.12 | 3.92 |
| letting my saber-tooth do everything so | 810.0 | 4.68 |
| you guys knew that Duo's dead yeah okay | 812.04 | 4.64 |
| yeah I missed it I was busy yeah we'll | 814.68 | 5.0 |
| have a big big ceremony so big back at | 816.68 | 5.719 |
| the so big the biggest ceremony it's | 819.68 | 5.48 |
| going to be huge | 822.399 | 6.361 |
| huge what's wrong help help help what | 825.16 | 5.32 |
| are you doing I'm close by I'm stuck in | 828.76 | 4.16 |
| a tree stuck in a tree nothing I do will | 830.48 | 4.0 |
| save me I don't know where you are | 832.92 | 4.279 |
| follow the sound of my voice yeah that's | 834.48 | 5.32 |
| great nope I don't see you I'm up the | 837.199 | 4.841 |
| hill to the right are you by the cave | 839.8 | 4.36 |
| kind of I mean the one where I killed | 842.04 | 3.96 |
| everybody that's where we get our people | 844.16 | 4.44 |
| yeah our skilled help uh-huh okay you're | 846.0 | 4.48 |
| stuck in a tree I'm stuck in a tree I | 848.6 | 3.72 |
| don't I've tried everything I'm looking | 850.48 | 3.64 |
| at trees if you could knock this tree | 852.32 | 4.079 |
| down that'd be lovely it must have some | 854.12 | 4.32 |
| kind of curse on it like a witch or | 856.399 | 4.8 |
| something do you see me H I hear you | 858.44 | 5.36 |
| you're closer do you see me I don't see | 861.199 | 4.56 |
| you why why are you dragging me into | 863.8 | 3.92 |
| there wait I see you now okay wait no | 865.759 | 4.161 |
| that's a bunny no that's you yep there's | 867.72 | 3.4 |
| a guy behind you he's trying to murder | 869.92 | 2.76 |
| you yeah I know that happens to me every | 871.12 | 5.0 |
| day stop it okay I'm dragging you into | 872.68 | 5.2 |
| this because even though we have rival | 876.12 | 3.279 |
| you know Resorts you're still my friend | 877.88 | 3.04 |
| and I figured you'd help please | 879.399 | 3.8 |
| communicate to me like an adult for a | 880.92 | 5.2 |
| second what do you need where are you | 883.199 | 5.361 |
| above you I saw you you're up there on | 886.12 | 6.519 |
| the Rocks maybe oh God okay look man you | 888.56 | 5.88 |
| and me need to sit down and talk about | 892.639 | 3.361 |
| English for a minute all right after you | 894.44 | 2.88 |
| get me out of this tree right now is not | 896.0 | 3.04 |
| a time to learn now is a time to panic | 897.32 | 4.079 |
| you put them together look let's say | 899.04 | 4.08 |
| this was me let's say I'm stuck in no | 901.399 | 2.88 |
| get me out of the tree first then we'll | 903.12 | 3.56 |
| talk about it I'd say nebes go across | 904.279 | 4.12 |
| the way to the fa to the front of the | 906.68 | 3.959 |
| cave then hang a left then you're going | 908.399 | 4.56 |
| to want to climb the rocks and I'll be | 910.639 | 4.361 |
| in a tree right there nebes my screen is | 912.959 | 3.601 |
| shaking up and down like crazy it feels | 915.0 | 3.8 |
| like water torture I can barely think | 916.56 | 3.6 |
| okay why don't we go sit down and then | 918.8 | 2.92 |
| you can tell me this lesson I was hoping | 920.16 | 3.52 |
| you'd absorb it right then no we're | 921.72 | 2.88 |
| going to have to have a whole another | 923.68 | 3.88 |
| thing right okay there you go thank you | 924.6 | 4.52 |
| so nice of you to come and visit is | 927.56 | 3.44 |
| actually coming for ovar but oh ovar | 929.12 | 5.159 |
| come on let's go sit down for tea | 931.0 | 6.72 |
| gotcha your horse is eating those | 934.279 | 7.92 |
| hearts what your horse is eating the | 937.72 | 7.239 |
| hearts so because you stored them in the | 942.199 | 5.12 |
| horse there he's using it as food | 944.959 | 5.041 |
| automatically yep yep oh boy yep there | 947.319 | 5.44 |
| goes another one yep horse is eating | 950.0 | 5.8 |
| them hey I didn't know cream pie liked | 952.759 | 6.361 |
| human heart I mean look man I had a | 955.8 | 6.599 |
| horse eat a turtle once okay what I had | 959.12 | 5.959 |
| almost I had over 30 human hearts cream | 962.399 | 5.201 |
| pie you little [ __ ] yeah I I don't want | 965.079 | 4.44 |
| to glaze over a turtle was that in this | 967.6 | 5.0 |
| game or real in real life no in this | 969.519 | 4.921 |
| game oh okay did you just ask that | 972.6 | 3.76 |
| question Simon they're the poers of | 974.44 | 4.12 |
| everything horses could who knows that's | 976.36 | 4.2 |
| why I was also shocking a real horse you | 978.56 | 4.079 |
| never know could eat a freaking Turtle I | 980.56 | 4.0 |
| don't think horses eat meat of course | 982.639 | 3.601 |
| they probably don't not all of them but | 984.56 | 3.079 |
| who knows it's probably not the weirdest | 986.24 | 4.76 |
| thing Happ Salon some I don't know maybe | 987.639 | 5.481 |
| some horse out there is eating meat you | 991.0 | 3.959 |
| could not be more New York right now | 993.12 | 4.519 |
| desperate horses out there will eat | 994.959 | 4.201 |
| anything to | 997.639 | 3.961 |
| survive wouldn't you eat anything to | 999.16 | 4.4 |
| survive that you normally wouldn't eat | 1001.6 | 4.039 |
| yeah you're probably right there you go | 1003.56 | 4.56 |
| well I think your horse needs its Game | 1005.639 | 6.2 |
| of Thrones name cream pie Eater of human | 1008.12 | 5.88 |
| hearts Eater of okay oh yeah that kind | 1011.839 | 3.44 |
| of I mean you don't have to it's the | 1014.0 | 2.839 |
| name that everyone calls and maybe | 1015.279 | 3.24 |
| Turtles can we make it a little longer | 1016.839 | 3.841 |
| and maybe Turtles and maybe Turtles and | 1018.519 | 4.44 |
| maybe Turtles what a waste of a day | 1020.68 | 4.879 |
| cream pie ate over 30 hearts are you | 1022.959 | 7.0 |
| kidding no 30 how many did you get over | 1025.559 | 8.12 |
| 30 so it ate all your hearts what else I | 1029.959 | 6.24 |
| have to explain you idiots no I so say | 1033.679 | 4.76 |
| It ate all of them yeah except for one | 1036.199 | 6.72 |
| heart I sa one oh one good day good | 1038.439 | 7.52 |
| day oh come on are you kidding me come | 1042.919 | 5.241 |
| on come on EES these statues look big in | 1045.959 | 4.161 |
| the table what are you trying to build a | 1048.16 | 4.56 |
| little statue God that does not look | 1050.12 | 4.48 |
| cool wait come place it on the table | 1052.72 | 3.079 |
| come here and teach me a lesson and | 1054.6 | 3.72 |
| place it on the table okay um this is | 1055.799 | 4.841 |
| what I wanted to have at the front of | 1058.32 | 4.2 |
| you know the | 1060.64 | 4.76 |
| entrance I mean it looks epic but what | 1062.52 | 6.12 |
| what scale is that um person I'd say uh | 1065.4 | 5.88 |
| third to half yeah yeah yeah all right | 1068.64 | 4.279 |
| come on come on Nies you think you're so | 1071.28 | 3.04 |
| much better at English than me teach me | 1072.919 | 2.561 |
| something well did were you not | 1074.32 | 2.359 |
| listening when you were in the tree of | 1075.48 | 2.48 |
| course not I was freaking out cuz I was | 1076.679 | 2.961 |
| in a tree okay okay let's pick ma' | 1077.96 | 3.199 |
| you've been in a car accident listen to | 1079.64 | 3.76 |
| me listen to me like a car accident is | 1081.159 | 3.801 |
| it it kind of was you could have | 1083.4 | 3.84 |
| survived there for days and starve to | 1084.96 | 3.56 |
| death you're not going to starve to | 1087.24 | 2.919 |
| death in days what what are you trying | 1088.52 | 2.92 |
| to say what are you trying to say NES | 1090.159 | 2.801 |
| okay I got no don't change the subject | 1091.44 | 2.84 |
| you got enough energy in my body to keep | 1092.96 | 3.959 |
| me for days yeah all right people go | 1094.28 | 5.12 |
| weeks without eating mhm especially me | 1096.919 | 4.0 |
| no sit down here and teach me English | 1099.4 | 2.56 |
| I'm going to I'm going to we're going to | 1100.919 | 3.24 |
| do a lesson all right or do an exercise | 1101.96 | 3.719 |
| I'm going to close my eyes okay all | 1104.159 | 2.721 |
| right you pick a place where do you want | 1105.679 | 3.721 |
| me to end up sandalis no no somewhere | 1106.88 | 5.24 |
| that you can see from here my Hut okay | 1109.4 | 5.0 |
| my eyes are closed got me all right | 1112.12 | 4.6 |
| fully turn | 1114.4 | 5.399 |
| around a little bit further to the right | 1116.72 | 6.439 |
| uh my right correct the only right that | 1119.799 | 5.081 |
| matters cuz I'm guiding you somewhere | 1123.159 | 4.281 |
| right that was left I'm hitting right on | 1124.88 | 5.679 |
| the d-pad incorrect okay move your I'm | 1127.44 | 5.68 |
| bad at English yeah I know turn the | 1130.559 | 5.6 |
| camera to the right uhhuh and and then | 1133.12 | 4.84 |
| move in that this is this doesn't make | 1136.159 | 3.52 |
| sense because it's video game with a | 1137.96 | 3.88 |
| camera okay in real life if I said turn | 1139.679 | 4.24 |
| right you would be able to do it okay | 1141.84 | 4.319 |
| right um I don't know man I just don't | 1143.919 | 4.561 |
| know anymore this is not a good lesson | 1146.159 | 5.161 |
| there are bad | 1148.48 | 7.92 |
| pupils creen pie you stay you stay | 1151.32 | 8.8 |
| you're bad bad bad hey come on now hey | 1156.4 | 5.0 |
| stay out of this Simon she's not going | 1160.12 | 2.76 |
| to remember you don't need your your | 1161.4 | 3.92 |
| Sandstorm mask on anymore bad bad you're | 1162.88 | 5.2 |
| a mess cream pie you're such a mess | 1165.32 | 4.88 |
| thank you for that messy messy cream pie | 1168.08 | 3.92 |
| easy now we can we just Mo SIM can I | 1170.2 | 3.719 |
| just deal with my please well you're | 1172.0 | 3.64 |
| making us all listen to it why you do | 1173.919 | 3.841 |
| this on your own all right I'm ready | 1175.64 | 5.44 |
| thank you hey Dora yeah don't you think | 1177.76 | 5.64 |
| you were a little hard on cream pie hard | 1181.08 | 6.92 |
| on yeah hard on creepie that is | 1183.4 | 4.6 |
| funny come on all all right whack nice | 1189.24 | 7.799 |
| job I know sometimes I get it | 1193.159 | 6.681 |
| sometimes you just made up for a lot | 1197.039 | 4.281 |
| right there all right so you're going to | 1199.84 | 3.64 |
| get some hearts here finally D I'll take | 1201.32 | 4.04 |
| home like three how about that we'll | 1203.48 | 4.16 |
| take three all right H more than three | 1205.36 | 4.96 |
| to take here yeah whatever oh [ __ ] oh my | 1207.64 | 5.2 |
| butt get off my butt getting our heart | 1210.32 | 5.599 |
| on that's words hangry is doing a pretty | 1212.84 | 5.48 |
| good job okay a lot better than that | 1215.919 | 4.12 |
| Reaper you brought yeah I know that's | 1218.32 | 3.2 |
| one good thing that happened today do | 1220.039 | 4.721 |
| Reap is dead yeah that was a plus shut | 1221.52 | 6.6 |
| up got a heart over here for you we done | 1224.76 | 5.159 |
| oh no you think you're going to get away | 1228.12 | 5.28 |
| sweetie no no no you're done all right | 1229.919 | 4.401 |
| what a | 1233.4 | 3.6 |
| day all right nebes turn around okay | 1234.32 | 4.28 |
| turn it around walk forward and go to | 1237.0 | 4.159 |
| the right so my eyes are open yes and I | 1238.6 | 3.84 |
| just don't know what I'm looking for | 1241.159 | 3.201 |
| yeah you got to find the secret thing I | 1242.44 | 4.08 |
| hid so go forward and go to the right go | 1244.36 | 4.04 |
| forward and go to the right yeah to the | 1246.52 | 3.24 |
| right there's a little you know dirt | 1248.4 | 4.36 |
| ramp that goes down a level okay right | 1249.76 | 5.44 |
| you're doing good okay you go down that | 1252.76 | 4.32 |
| okay I'm going down this ramp and when | 1255.2 | 4.0 |
| you're down the ramp turn to the right | 1257.08 | 3.76 |
| and continue between the rocks and the | 1259.2 | 4.64 |
| trees between the rocks and trees okay | 1260.84 | 5.04 |
| this is good so far Anthony on your left | 1263.84 | 3.839 |
| will probably be some kind of deer | 1265.88 | 4.88 |
| creature deer creature maybe a bunny | 1267.679 | 5.041 |
| rabbit yeah yeah so keep going just | 1270.76 | 3.399 |
| saying you know those are signs you're | 1272.72 | 3.199 |
| doing good you're doing great with your | 1274.159 | 3.441 |
| mouth thank you now you're going to keep | 1275.919 | 4.12 |
| walking forward mhm until you get to the | 1277.6 | 4.6 |
| next deer creature okay you're going to | 1280.039 | 4.041 |
| look to your left after that and there | 1282.2 | 5.16 |
| will be two dried up trees okay this is | 1284.08 | 6.12 |
| my next deer creature two DED up trees | 1287.36 | 5.84 |
| yep all right now go through them okay | 1290.2 | 5.16 |
| and then behind some of the Rocks near | 1293.2 | 4.64 |
| there will be the corpse of a deer | 1295.36 | 5.76 |
| creature okay I see uh hyenas I'm | 1297.84 | 5.68 |
| looking for a corpse of a yep and then | 1301.12 | 5.0 |
| there will be a box you done gr you done | 1303.52 | 5.279 |
| good kid open the box and your reward is | 1306.12 | 5.0 |
| a skeleton key congratulations that's a | 1308.799 | 3.921 |
| pretty good reward too that's it I don't | 1311.12 | 2.96 |
| know what to do with it I've just had it | 1312.72 | 3.439 |
| since last time me either it's like I | 1314.08 | 4.079 |
| don't know Pepsi Points or something | 1316.159 | 4.481 |
| just don't know what to do with | 1318.159 | 4.88 |
| it the hell are Pepsi Points I don't | 1320.64 | 5.279 |
| know what you do with them I don't know | 1323.039 | 5.281 |
| okay all right good exercise yep better | 1325.919 | 5.0 |
| than the last one that's for | 1328.32 | 6.239 |
| sure okay thank you kitty cat for | 1330.919 | 6.24 |
| holding on to the priest whack yo you | 1334.559 | 4.161 |
| said that this is easy I hope you're | 1337.159 | 2.921 |
| right hey cream pie would have eaten the | 1338.72 | 3.319 |
| priest by the way if you look up the | 1340.08 | 3.44 |
| steps all the way up to the pub there's | 1342.039 | 3.481 |
| cream pie cream pie you think about what | 1343.52 | 4.32 |
| you've done you stay oh my goodness | 1345.52 | 4.68 |
| listen what what makes you think cre pie | 1347.84 | 5.36 |
| remembers smart horse Okay yog priest | 1350.2 | 6.56 |
| all right so I just drop it and there it | 1353.2 | 6.76 |
| is see you didn't think you were going | 1356.76 | 5.919 |
| to be able to do that you did listen I | 1359.96 | 3.88 |
| didn't want to struggle through it | 1362.679 | 2.36 |
| door's like Hey we're not going to tell | 1363.84 | 2.64 |
| you how to do it I'm like if it's | 1365.039 | 2.88 |
| difficult I'm not going to sit here for | 1366.48 | 4.16 |
| 5 minutes struggling while you guys go | 1367.919 | 4.841 |
| why is it taking you so long not you | 1370.64 | 3.88 |
| whack no you're doing it I knew you | 1372.76 | 3.799 |
| wouldn't have a problem Simon I believe | 1374.52 | 5.8 |
| in you no you you did great yeah right | 1376.559 | 5.561 |
| taught me something today remember you | 1380.32 | 4.04 |
| taught me how to roll I'm going to be a | 1382.12 | 3.96 |
| better player going for there go it's | 1384.36 | 3.48 |
| definitely know how to roll yeah look at | 1386.08 | 4.479 |
| that boom look at that boom if you have | 1387.84 | 4.48 |
| a double jump how many hearts did you | 1390.559 | 5.36 |
| make it back with uh 13 I I could have | 1392.32 | 6.52 |
| had wow okay whatever could have would | 1395.919 | 7.481 |
| as screw those huh shut up oh thanks for | 1398.84 | 7.24 |
| the kick you're welcome a kick of Love | 1403.4 | 6.8 |
| kick of that was nice nice of good day | 1406.08 | 7.52 |
| good day yeah okay bye stay creen pie | 1410.2 | 5.4 |
| he's very angry and I don't think he's | 1413.6 | 4.679 |
| responsible enough to take care of cream | 1415.6 | 5.24 |
| pie and he just kicked me in the chest | 1418.279 | 4.561 |
| and I think that proves something so | 1420.84 | 5.199 |
| well you know he uh ran him over the | 1422.84 | 6.76 |
| edge of a thing so and then cream pie | 1426.039 | 6.52 |
| had to heal and so look at your behavior | 1429.6 | 5.28 |
| door look at your own behavior right | 1432.559 | 4.48 |
| yeah yeah right we should have an | 1434.88 | 4.24 |
| intervention we we might have might have | 1437.039 | 4.681 |
| to all right all right break | 1439.12 | 7.159 |
| break oh I see you you son of a [ __ ] | 1441.72 | 7.439 |
| that's right that's right he's got a | 1446.279 | 6.161 |
| real problem this Dora a real problem | 1449.159 | 6.561 |
| wow you guys brotherly love right there | 1452.44 | 6.599 |
| right true he's a | 1455.72 | 3.319 |
| sweetie I think the new lamps look good | 1460.919 | 4.161 |
| the new lamps the tiny lamps the little | 1463.32 | 3.239 |
| they're hanging above the yeah don't | 1465.08 | 3.0 |
| worry about it they look good NE was | 1466.559 | 3.72 |
| before I go real quick before I go to my | 1468.08 | 4.28 |
| uh infinitely what word would you use | 1470.279 | 6.12 |
| Superior life what oh Superior uh the | 1472.36 | 6.319 |
| what are we building Resorts yeah uh | 1476.399 | 3.4 |
| before I go I wanted to show you | 1478.679 | 2.88 |
| something real quick uh just wanted to | 1479.799 | 4.641 |
| you know put these over here they they | 1481.559 | 4.201 |
| got them they got them in big I thought | 1484.44 | 3.04 |
| they'd look really cool you know if you | 1485.76 | 5.159 |
| just built the big ones you know what do | 1487.48 | 5.319 |
| you think what I make something dinky | 1490.919 | 3.921 |
| something small oh mine's says figurine | 1492.799 | 4.321 |
| something pathetic yeah what's your say | 1494.84 | 4.64 |
| I'm not sure but it's a it probably says | 1497.12 | 6.36 |
| huge giant statue okay yeah you know | 1499.48 | 7.24 |
| what we should do what conglomerate | 1503.48 | 5.199 |
| conglomerating yeah instead of having | 1506.72 | 4.36 |
| all these M PW Resorts we should have | 1508.679 | 4.441 |
| one Banner isn't that a monopoly it | 1511.08 | 5.04 |
| could be a nab's friend Camp Resort in | 1513.12 | 4.76 |
| Su doas I don't know about that you mean | 1516.12 | 2.88 |
| you already have the channel do you | 1517.88 | 3.96 |
| really need this too | 1519.0 | 5.99 |
| uh yeah | 1521.84 | 6.68 |
| [Music] | 1524.99 | 6.53 |
| oh | 1528.52 | 3.0 |
| [Music] | 1532.1 | 4.45 |
| [Music] | 1540.25 | 5.14 |
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