He Built a Haberdashery in 2023...?! - Conan Exiles
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neebs: Hey Simon, have you seen that video where he built a haberdashery in 2023 in Conan Exiles? It's hilarious!
simon: Oh yeah, that one cracked me up! I mean, who even knows what a haberdashery is?!
appsro: I watched that video too! It's so funny seeing them try to figure out what a haberdashery is in the game.
neebs: I know, right? It's like a mix of confusion and amusement all in one. Definitely one of my favorite videos!
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Hey guys, have you checked out the latest episode of Conan Exiles Season 2 from Neebs Gaming yet? If not, you're missing out on some hilarious moments and epic gameplay. In this episode, the gang dives into the world of haberdashery - but what even is that? Trust me, you'll be in for a treat watching them figure it out.
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Transcript
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[Music] | 0.0 | 3.199 |
oh this is going to be dumb everybody | 0.919 | 4.84 |
else is busy playing Minecraft just | 3.199 | 4.6 |
building building building should have | 5.759 | 4.121 |
brought this the first time and if I | 7.799 | 3.521 |
could just sneak around this and | 9.88 | 4.28 |
activate this stupid scepter thing also | 11.32 | 4.6 |
noticed this is called the Tower of bats | 14.16 | 6.199 |
but there is one bat singular okay buddy | 15.92 | 5.92 |
already beat you but I know you're still | 20.359 | 3.481 |
going to be there just want to activate | 21.84 | 4.4 |
the thing thing it's daytime bat should | 23.84 | 6.599 |
be just sleepy sleepies mhm you'd be up | 26.24 | 6.8 |
I don't remember all right up there | 30.439 | 4.64 |
you're going to just get pissed the | 33.04 | 4.44 |
second we don't need to fight | 35.079 | 5.241 |
dude oh God what are you doing up here | 37.48 | 7.0 |
why are you here no no no no I was | 40.32 | 7.759 |
trying to be sneaky and quiet sneaky no | 44.48 | 5.36 |
I'm not falling off the edge for you | 48.079 | 4.561 |
swear to God you idiot that's not I got | 49.84 | 6.16 |
to go behind him don't I damn okay I can | 52.64 | 6.28 |
do it I can do it he won't see | 56.0 | 8.32 |
me B's being very very | 58.92 | 5.4 |
patient uh-huh uh-huh wow okay open let | 64.56 | 8.4 |
me put this uh right here why did that | 69.36 | 5.079 |
why what happened there where' my thing | 72.96 | 3.04 |
go it disappeared oh it's right there | 74.439 | 4.68 |
crafting you pretty smooth move | 76.0 | 5.88 |
there Dora almost done with the awakened | 79.119 | 4.721 |
staff of the | 81.88 | 4.239 |
triumverate which I remember was quite | 83.84 | 5.279 |
talky probably just uh needed someone to | 86.119 | 5.401 |
talk to okay I'm GNA take that awakened | 89.119 | 7.0 |
staff beautiful and you're f look at | 91.52 | 8.0 |
you this is awesome all right best way | 96.119 | 5.401 |
to get down without killing myself cuz | 99.52 | 5.48 |
surely it's not that wow you're a great | 101.52 | 6.12 |
bat seepy seepy | 105.0 | 5.799 |
bat all right I'll figure out what this | 107.64 | 7.04 |
does shortly but that was | 110.799 | 3.881 |
[Music] | 114.8 | 3.37 |
flawless | 118.84 | 6.61 |
[Music] | 120.18 | 5.27 |
all right Anthony check this out I check | 127.88 | 6.079 |
it out boom it's a sacrificial altar | 130.08 | 7.2 |
it's a thty bench that's what I meant | 133.959 | 5.081 |
yeah a thery bch this is where we | 137.28 | 3.679 |
therager what oh thank God I've been | 139.04 | 3.72 |
wanting to get into that honestly I | 140.959 | 4.841 |
think it's th turgy what does it do | 142.76 | 5.199 |
bench oh we can learn more magic things | 145.8 | 4.4 |
oh I actually can I place this on here | 147.959 | 4.521 |
hold on oh yeah I can look at this I | 150.2 | 5.28 |
picked up a skull on our adventurous boo | 152.48 | 5.32 |
a there it is yeah so let's see hey | 155.48 | 4.119 |
little skull hey y'all come by later | 157.8 | 4.28 |
today we're doing grand opening for what | 159.599 | 5.241 |
for my store your store it sells what | 162.08 | 5.239 |
what do you sell a surprise just come by | 164.84 | 4.399 |
later okay oh it's like one of those | 167.319 | 3.761 |
pop-up stores abso you know what I mean | 169.239 | 3.761 |
a popup store yeah no I don't know what | 171.08 | 4.2 |
you mean you like fancy cities in New | 173.0 | 4.36 |
York like a store opens for 2 days out | 175.28 | 4.0 |
of nowhere it's a popup store that's | 177.36 | 4.04 |
what you think did you build it today | 179.28 | 4.44 |
yeah oh then it's a pop-up store well | 181.4 | 5.8 |
all things are built in days not Rome | 183.72 | 5.439 |
anyways what the hell's I don't I still | 187.2 | 3.52 |
don't know what a pop-up store is it's | 189.159 | 2.961 |
some pretentious thing where it's like | 190.72 | 3.28 |
oh look at my fancy things at this store | 192.12 | 3.759 |
for one day only or maybe two and then | 194.0 | 4.04 |
it's gone so they rent a store they rent | 195.879 | 4.28 |
a space for a day yes just to sell a | 198.04 | 4.479 |
bunch of stuff it's day is | 200.159 | 5.321 |
permanent ever okay pop-up stores or | 202.519 | 5.28 |
your my thing okay well I was | 205.48 | 4.56 |
talking about popup stores mine's not a | 207.799 | 4.481 |
popup we'll see you just started all | 210.04 | 4.36 |
right hold I want to take a look at this | 212.28 | 4.4 |
uh this is a mess ABS you figure this | 214.4 | 3.72 |
out I feel like playing Minecraft today | 216.68 | 3.0 |
okay yeah go play some Minecraft all I'm | 218.12 | 3.199 |
going to go build building my tower up | 219.68 | 3.72 |
high Simons is getting out of goddamn | 221.319 | 4.761 |
control it's doing just fine oh hey | 223.4 | 5.039 |
Simon hey I'm I'm coming for you my | 226.08 | 3.76 |
Tower's coming for you well now I'm | 228.439 | 4.121 |
going with wise I'm I'm on stair day | 229.84 | 4.679 |
today maybe eventually one day we'll | 232.56 | 5.599 |
connect the two H we'll | 234.519 | 3.64 |
see uh all right Rock Monsters come on | 238.519 | 8.241 |
now oh my god really just want to try | 243.72 | 5.4 |
out my staff like I got a new toy and I | 246.76 | 5.0 |
can't play with it also I want to get a | 249.12 | 5.36 |
dancer to get a dancer oh hey rock | 251.76 | 5.199 |
monster good to see you | 254.48 | 5.319 |
uh they're kind of everywhere I'll pull | 256.959 | 6.68 |
back here whatever hey there big Scorpio | 259.799 | 5.761 |
surely up there I know we've been up | 263.639 | 3.56 |
there but there's got to be a dancer | 265.56 | 4.16 |
I'll mess up a dancer up here all right | 267.199 | 5.361 |
can I just have some peace please for | 269.72 | 5.039 |
the staff hard to say staff without | 272.56 | 6.32 |
infection but I I pulled it off um six | 274.759 | 6.44 |
six oh you got to put the staff down oh | 278.88 | 5.8 |
you come | 281.199 | 7.081 |
on yeah all right I don't have my shield | 284.68 | 6.359 |
out and it's fine idiot thank you horse | 288.28 | 4.759 |
for the protection how's this work again | 291.039 | 7.321 |
six Put it Down Bam talk yes yes I live | 293.039 | 7.16 |
again I didn't order to cream pie to | 298.36 | 4.2 |
damn it cream pie you're standing on the | 300.199 | 6.161 |
staff all right stand guard here | 302.56 | 8.359 |
cream pie good horse awaken St all right | 306.36 | 9.839 |
uh talk yes yes I live again oh May the | 310.919 | 8.28 |
Earth tremble at my coming and all of | 316.199 | 8.361 |
that oh hello hi ah well I have you to | 319.199 | 8.28 |
thank for awakening me yes yes oh you've | 324.56 | 5.24 |
done a very great thing know my for | 327.479 | 3.321 |
Masters | 329.8 | 4.88 |
were upset with my advice I was thrown | 330.8 | 6.64 |
into that sewer in a fit of peak | 334.68 | 5.28 |
apparently my endless wisdom was only at | 337.44 | 4.84 |
a premium when they were winning the | 339.96 | 7.32 |
war that's it more options uh H well | 342.28 | 8.359 |
I've uh awakened you super thankful for | 347.28 | 5.52 |
that I guess I'll put you back in | 350.639 | 5.801 |
my pocket good Mission got to go get a | 352.8 | 8.679 |
dancer now ah cream pie | 356.44 | 5.039 |
hey neebs hey welcome Hey you see you | 361.68 | 6.28 |
got a uh a store that's not a popup what | 365.28 | 6.12 |
is this a habid daser needes habiter and | 367.96 | 5.76 |
goods isn't a habiter a place that sells | 371.4 | 4.919 |
hats uh I mean and accessories oh okay | 373.72 | 4.4 |
it's is it even so it has nothing to do | 376.319 | 3.521 |
with Hats I don't yeah I don't know I | 378.12 | 2.88 |
don't see a lot of habid aseries | 379.84 | 3.24 |
nowadays let me ask you this do you have | 381.0 | 4.759 |
problems with your armor being too weak | 383.08 | 5.44 |
or heavy no I got a Armor's tinker's | 385.759 | 5.921 |
bench okay your weapons wear out too | 388.52 | 6.76 |
quickly yep mine do come to ne's | 391.68 | 6.04 |
habiter I need some stairs there it's a | 395.28 | 5.16 |
soft open yeah I see that yep okay so | 397.72 | 4.28 |
what can I get you guys you don't have a | 400.44 | 3.56 |
Spellbook do you that's not Hab aasher | 402.0 | 4.44 |
is it no I need a I need a to of kirak I | 404.0 | 3.56 |
looked it up I was supposed to get it | 406.44 | 2.8 |
when we fought the sorcerer Anthony do | 407.56 | 3.6 |
you have a to of kirak no I sold that | 409.24 | 4.76 |
to neees neebs I need a to of kirak | 411.16 | 5.84 |
I was trying not to sell those let's see | 414.0 | 4.68 |
good God I was trying to sell buttons | 417.0 | 3.68 |
and things like that you you any red | 418.68 | 5.6 |
cabbage any what red cabbage red cabbage | 420.68 | 5.199 |
yeah pickled | 424.28 | 3.919 |
preferably it's right here yeah oh you | 425.879 | 4.201 |
do you have pickled red cabbage no I got | 428.199 | 4.4 |
that Spellbook thing oh okay so thank | 430.08 | 3.76 |
you yeah you got to work on like | 432.599 | 2.72 |
dropping it like not in front of you | 433.84 | 3.16 |
like somewhere else got you I mean I got | 435.319 | 4.0 |
really close to the it's soft open again | 437.0 | 4.12 |
y okay soft open when's the official | 439.319 | 4.241 |
open what up here no who's this guy well | 441.12 | 4.44 |
it's bend over Bobby he's he's with me | 443.56 | 4.079 |
he's a kid of the first to the Queen's | 445.56 | 4.44 |
guard okay you B over Bob needs some | 447.639 | 5.4 |
buttons or some uh lighter armor yeah we | 450.0 | 5.479 |
might get bend over Bobby something if | 453.039 | 4.56 |
he's good hey nebs how soft is the | 455.479 | 4.361 |
opening I still got work to do you think | 457.599 | 5.201 |
it'll catch me from up here sure let's | 459.84 | 5.359 |
see oh yeah it's going to live I'm going | 462.8 | 3.16 |
to | 465.199 | 3.44 |
live yep that didn't work it's fun to | 465.96 | 4.199 |
watch though he could have used better | 468.639 | 2.84 |
armor couldn't he yeah yeah all right | 470.159 | 2.281 |
I'm going to go see if I can make a | 471.479 | 2.801 |
spell book come on bend over Bobby tell | 472.44 | 4.08 |
your friends no cabbage Simon just let | 474.28 | 3.84 |
me know when you're ready for the red | 476.52 | 4.16 |
cabbage you got some for me okay you | 478.12 | 4.359 |
you're welcome it's not it's not Hab | 480.68 | 4.11 |
aasher pickled red | 482.479 | 4.28 |
[Music] | 484.79 | 3.689 |
cabbage | 486.759 | 5.201 |
hello oh God this wasn't worth it at all | 488.479 | 5.84 |
it was just for a joke I got to go home | 491.96 | 7.4 |
now where is home where am I nees help | 494.319 | 8.401 |
AB thr | 499.36 | 5.92 |
okay okay I see you all down there I've | 502.72 | 4.479 |
taken a couple of The Archers out I | 505.28 | 4.12 |
don't know if there's a dancer cuz i' | 507.199 | 3.72 |
just was hoping to see him dance but it | 509.4 | 3.759 |
is night time or do I go up I don't know | 510.919 | 5.641 |
what's above here maybe people | 513.159 | 6.041 |
throwing down a spider ball that'll be | 516.56 | 5.52 |
fun for the party let's see suck if it | 519.2 | 6.52 |
killed the dancer H how about that way | 522.08 | 6.319 |
in the fire okay not in the fire open up | 525.72 | 6.48 |
ha that's so cool they're not phased at | 528.399 | 6.201 |
all that's really something do I have to | 532.2 | 4.639 |
phase them oh yeah someone's phased all | 534.6 | 5.2 |
righta it was I that threw the spider | 536.839 | 7.201 |
ball all along it's a very throaty sound | 539.8 | 7.68 |
what are you God I don't know who to H I | 544.04 | 5.08 |
might want some help with oh this isn't | 547.48 | 4.599 |
going to be good is my spider ball is my | 549.12 | 5.8 |
spider gone yeah probably at least | 552.079 | 5.041 |
I have another I'm going to need it aha | 554.92 | 4.08 |
spider ball didn't see that coming did | 557.12 | 4.36 |
you that's my spider friend that will'll | 559.0 | 6.279 |
distract you uhhuh as I kill you and | 561.48 | 6.0 |
kill you | 565.279 | 4.68 |
slowly he so cool if you just learn how | 567.48 | 7.08 |
to dance for me uhoh and then I'll kill | 569.959 | 10.401 |
you oh no no no no no no no no no no no | 574.56 | 7.64 |
oh can't do that can't do that no no no | 580.36 | 5.159 |
pull out of that no no no no | 582.2 | 3.319 |
no all right check this out Simon what | 585.92 | 5.44 |
you got well using the toome of kurak | 588.64 | 5.48 |
I'm going to craft a toome of Kur what | 591.36 | 4.24 |
uh okay I know that sounds stupid but | 594.12 | 3.959 |
I'm not making it up we go o googly | 595.6 | 6.96 |
booly boo chly booly bar | 598.079 | 8.401 |
o smacky Packy rackety smacky boom what' | 602.56 | 6.16 |
you do I got to remember that I think I | 606.48 | 4.52 |
know how to cast more spells now let's | 608.72 | 7.44 |
see boly booly boo smoly smoo ooh oh | 611.0 | 7.079 |
yeah there's a new one here I think | 616.16 | 5.96 |
wield the forces of Life Death and | 618.079 | 7.121 |
undeath that scared me a little bit yeah | 622.12 | 4.399 |
that's impressive I think I may have | 625.2 | 4.6 |
gotten out of it so wait boly | 626.519 | 5.921 |
then if I choose this | 629.8 | 5.24 |
one cheeky bar is that not the trick cuz | 632.44 | 5.399 |
I like that already yeah see I can imbue | 635.04 | 5.239 |
a soul onto a fixed Point Illuminating | 637.839 | 5.8 |
the area and I can imbue a soul onto | 640.279 | 5.921 |
their own flesh Illuminating their path | 643.639 | 6.041 |
what the sorcerer imbus a soul onto | 646.2 | 6.12 |
their flesh Illuminating their path yeah | 649.68 | 4.52 |
what that's that doesn't make sense to | 652.32 | 4.04 |
me | 654.2 | 2.16 |
either boom I did it okay who you who'd | 657.279 | 4.961 |
you do it to oh there he goes oh yeah | 660.24 | 3.32 |
it's a little soul look it's going | 662.24 | 3.839 |
around yeah a little soul here okay who | 663.56 | 4.76 |
is it is it what's up you sum summoning | 666.079 | 3.841 |
demons hey you need to get your body up | 668.32 | 3.8 |
from my store it's not good for business | 669.92 | 4.0 |
I'll get rid of it what is this what's | 672.12 | 3.48 |
happening we think it's a soul but I'm | 673.92 | 3.76 |
not very clear okay all right and what's | 675.6 | 4.08 |
the what's it supposed to be doing just | 677.68 | 3.24 |
hanging out around us I know does it | 679.68 | 4.08 |
follow me like if I go over here come so | 680.92 | 4.56 |
kind of yeah oh yeah okay so it's like a | 683.76 | 3.36 |
little light he's a pet oh it's just | 685.48 | 3.32 |
almost like in Dark Places if I have | 687.12 | 4.24 |
this going around oh it's a flashlight | 688.8 | 3.92 |
that's what sourcers do to make a | 691.36 | 2.96 |
flashlight that's interesting a | 692.72 | 4.04 |
flashlight look at my magic Wow you | 694.32 | 5.04 |
can't control it I'm a sorcerer too but | 696.76 | 4.68 |
now wait can I do this and oh see look | 699.36 | 5.0 |
at this now now I can have a light and | 701.44 | 5.199 |
fight at the same time oh my God look at | 704.36 | 5.56 |
this oh yeah wow oh look I can I'm a | 706.639 | 6.361 |
sorcerer look this magic I'm sorcer oh | 709.92 | 5.96 |
no this is just a start of my sorcery I | 713.0 | 4.519 |
think it might well I think it might do | 715.88 | 4.04 |
something else I'm assuming but if not | 717.519 | 3.361 |
good for | 719.92 | 3.479 |
you I'm going to go get my body kns yep | 720.88 | 5.0 |
thank you Ro proudy abro yeah thank you | 723.399 | 5.041 |
we support you let's see this Imus a | 725.88 | 6.759 |
soul onto a fix point oh so it is just a | 728.44 | 7.639 |
light awesome light yeah cool I can put | 732.639 | 6.121 |
on a fireworks show now oh yeah tonight | 736.079 | 4.56 |
I want to see it yeah being a sorcerer | 738.76 | 2.72 |
is | 740.639 | 3.44 |
great okay so you're not a dancer but | 741.48 | 5.0 |
you are my first potential friend and | 744.079 | 6.361 |
now to get back to cream pie uh without | 746.48 | 6.64 |
dealing with rock things see if I come | 750.44 | 4.04 |
up over I know you're just over there | 753.12 | 3.36 |
cream pie I'm coming okay let's speed | 754.48 | 5.68 |
this up nothing should jump out of the | 756.48 | 7.2 |
ground don't do it don't you do it | 760.16 | 5.2 |
where's cream pie again we there you | 763.68 | 4.399 |
still with me perfect ah were you back | 765.36 | 5.96 |
here cre yeah okay and I think think you | 768.079 | 5.401 |
can do the whole let's pick that up can | 771.32 | 3.84 |
I pick that I think you can yeah you | 773.48 | 3.2 |
stay with me don't you there you go | 775.16 | 4.08 |
enjoy your trip leave me a good review | 776.68 | 6.399 |
okay there we go that's a good girl that | 779.24 | 8.2 |
is a good girl oh wait where did | 783.079 | 7.361 |
I | 787.44 | 3.0 |
hello nebs hello Anthony hello I | 790.959 | 5.761 |
would like your services oh really what | 794.36 | 4.32 |
do you want cabbage no do you have a | 796.72 | 4.6 |
book actually a magic book nope I'm just | 798.68 | 4.88 |
kidding hey I have armor that I actually | 801.32 | 5.56 |
want you oh hey AB oh hey God I was | 803.56 | 6.079 |
hoping like stop hey I'm going to travel | 806.88 | 4.28 |
uh I'm going to travel to the West I | 809.639 | 2.76 |
think there's birds there I'm going to | 811.16 | 2.799 |
go get feathers okay you and your | 812.399 | 3.12 |
flashlight keep each other company oh | 813.959 | 3.68 |
wait I think it's a soul name it I don't | 815.519 | 4.44 |
know Bob all right come on Bob he's | 817.639 | 4.401 |
really creative anyways I have a full | 819.959 | 4.841 |
set of ancient Japanese armor that I | 822.04 | 5.599 |
would like to be upgraded did that box | 824.8 | 6.32 |
just open it did and it shut and now it | 827.639 | 4.961 |
open now has always been a thing I've | 831.12 | 2.839 |
never seeing that I feel like the ones | 832.6 | 3.32 |
on the ground don't why does this one | 833.959 | 4.041 |
that's crazy okay so tell me again what | 835.92 | 3.359 |
do you want done with your armor oh well | 838.0 | 2.8 |
here let me uh let me open it for you so | 839.279 | 3.401 |
in there you wait what do you what do | 840.8 | 3.36 |
you do to armor well I can make it | 842.68 | 3.44 |
lighter I can make it stronger I would | 844.16 | 4.2 |
like stronger please stronger okay so | 846.12 | 3.719 |
you've got let's look at your chest | 848.36 | 5.2 |
piece this guy oh this is a y yamatai | 849.839 | 5.44 |
demon chest plate yes pass down through | 853.56 | 4.04 |
the generations of my family weight of | 855.279 | 5.441 |
13.78 that's pretty heavy mhm okay and | 857.6 | 4.599 |
then you want it you want more armor | 860.72 | 2.96 |
value right that would be nice yeah if | 862.199 | 2.64 |
you could fix it up make it a little | 863.68 | 2.56 |
more sturdy let's see you might be able | 864.839 | 4.24 |
to add a thin armor plating to it all | 866.24 | 4.24 |
right all right so your armor value is | 869.079 | 4.241 |
59 all right you got it yes so it'll go | 870.48 | 6.0 |
up right one of those is it fully uh is | 873.32 | 5.319 |
this is this broken are you bringing me | 876.48 | 5.039 |
broken armor I mean that's is this not | 878.639 | 5.361 |
what does a habiter do but repair things | 881.519 | 4.041 |
and make things I'm going to need | 884.0 | 3.56 |
leather that's not my problem I'm the | 885.56 | 5.68 |
customer hold on be right back over here | 887.56 | 5.68 |
um just sit tight it's like a guy | 891.24 | 3.64 |
running to Walmart when you need like a | 893.24 | 3.039 |
sandwich he's like hold on I'll be right | 894.88 | 3.6 |
back got you one oh boy nope it's | 896.279 | 3.641 |
nothing it's wrong kind hold on it's the | 898.48 | 4.279 |
wrong leather what's up losers hey bu | 899.92 | 5.359 |
hey dor you got a new date maybe well | 902.759 | 4.601 |
need iron bars stand by just sit right | 905.279 | 4.48 |
there sit tight NE honestly I think I | 907.36 | 3.36 |
you know I don't know if you know how to | 909.759 | 3.401 |
run a business just sit tight working on | 910.72 | 4.679 |
it there's not even a waiting room okay | 913.16 | 4.16 |
that's a good input I'll put your chair | 915.399 | 3.68 |
there all right thank you but I honestly | 917.32 | 3.319 |
could just leave and come back whenever | 919.079 | 3.56 |
the service is done there we go hey | 920.639 | 4.361 |
that's also a great idea okay wait what' | 922.639 | 4.681 |
I say 59 armor value yes also how do | 925.0 | 4.88 |
what do I pay you in um here we go you | 927.32 | 4.4 |
ready well before you do the service can | 929.88 | 3.319 |
I know the the amount what is this a | 931.72 | 3.16 |
hospital we already done it look in | 933.199 | 4.961 |
there open ooh it's purpley yeah and | 934.88 | 7.72 |
it's 63 now it was 59 wow would you look | 938.16 | 7.08 |
at that and now it's on my person and | 942.6 | 4.88 |
I'm leaving and I haven't paid you I'll | 945.24 | 4.719 |
put it on your tab note for the future | 947.48 | 5.56 |
get payment before the job it's a small | 949.959 | 5.8 |
community you don't make everybody angry | 953.04 | 4.919 |
by being a jerk you owe me money people | 955.759 | 4.961 |
are going to know nobody has money here | 957.959 | 5.281 |
okay we'll barter later sounds good give | 960.72 | 5.08 |
us a good review on | 963.24 | 6.48 |
what oh oh I think I see one bom bean | 965.8 | 5.8 |
look straight ahead pink right | 969.72 | 5.52 |
here on the beach ooh I wonder is Zars | 971.6 | 6.159 |
Crossing well about to get real cross | 975.24 | 4.2 |
with this bird let's see is this water | 977.759 | 4.0 |
shallow enough for me to do | 979.44 | 4.759 |
this this might be real stupid let's try | 981.759 | 6.241 |
it come here bird y oh wow yeah that | 984.199 | 5.721 |
took a lot off that was a green one too | 988.0 | 3.759 |
didn't even see you you were Blended in | 989.92 | 3.279 |
you guys even going to fight back oh you | 991.759 | 2.801 |
don't even know how to handle it oh | 993.199 | 3.0 |
missed you okay be let's get a good run | 994.56 | 3.6 |
and start how fast are these birds oh | 996.199 | 3.56 |
they're pretty quick not as quick as | 998.16 | 4.239 |
Bean you and me oh get the green one | 999.759 | 5.241 |
yeah one bird down all right you little | 1002.399 | 4.201 |
pink come | 1005.0 | 5.519 |
here yeah Bean you and me | 1006.6 | 6.84 |
baby we are killing it all right Bean | 1010.519 | 5.32 |
let's see I'm going to put you stand | 1013.44 | 3.8 |
guard right there don't do anything | 1015.839 | 3.56 |
stupid now I'm guessing I get plenty of | 1017.24 | 4.719 |
feathers from these idiots eggs head | 1019.399 | 5.241 |
feathers yes there we | 1021.959 | 6.201 |
go Mission | 1024.64 | 3.52 |
success all right hun man if you were a | 1033.16 | 5.44 |
dude I'd have named you tholly Shore but | 1036.319 | 5.12 |
you're not and I know you're a fighter I | 1038.6 | 7.52 |
get it but you're gonna be zat's little | 1041.439 | 8.36 |
can I not does it only take a I | 1046.12 | 5.36 |
can't put you in there I really want to | 1049.799 | 4.161 |
put you in there ah do you just have to | 1051.48 | 5.6 |
you can only fight is that how it | 1053.96 | 6.599 |
works man sorry zath I'll get you next | 1057.08 | 6.64 |
time bro Z's a big uh Spider thing I | 1060.559 | 5.321 |
think | 1063.72 | 6.8 |
um let's see how do I first it's been a | 1065.88 | 8.799 |
minute Dar fari fighter hey all right | 1070.52 | 6.279 |
you can hang out | 1074.679 | 5.641 |
maybe here how you doing sorry about all | 1076.799 | 5.281 |
that I'm killing your whole sorry about | 1080.32 | 3.76 |
that but um it's nice to have you around | 1082.08 | 4.76 |
it's good to be less of a sausage party | 1084.08 | 4.92 |
I know abster abster is like a female | 1086.84 | 4.199 |
but but is he nah right all right let me | 1089.0 | 4.96 |
give you some GRL just chill by a bunch | 1091.039 | 5.401 |
of idiots here you go have | 1093.96 | 6.199 |
fun Oh no you're fine you're fine we're | 1096.44 | 7.28 |
cool what are you doing um uh moving | 1100.159 | 7.4 |
guard moving guard uh maybe just you | 1103.72 | 6.439 |
don't have to surrender we're cool what | 1107.559 | 6.721 |
is wow okay that's okay I may have done | 1110.159 | 6.321 |
this wrong yeah you just your arms get | 1114.28 | 4.92 |
tired you can put them | 1116.48 | 2.72 |
down there they are they got the best of | 1122.44 | 5.88 |
us last time hey frees you uh watch the | 1125.28 | 4.279 |
respond bed over there I'll be right | 1128.32 | 4.52 |
back okay see how we do all right where | 1129.559 | 5.041 |
are they at some of these guys are | 1132.84 | 4.68 |
Traders like they trade stuff just like | 1134.6 | 5.6 |
myself entrepreneurs all right let's see | 1137.52 | 3.76 |
how we get maybe I'll start with the | 1140.2 | 3.44 |
blades okay we'll just the first person | 1141.28 | 5.08 |
attacks us we attack them back right | 1143.64 | 5.159 |
there a pretty big Camp up here let's | 1146.36 | 4.28 |
see I think that symbol that's black | 1148.799 | 3.601 |
hand I think these are pirates I wonder | 1150.64 | 3.96 |
if they have any Sorcerers Pirates | 1152.4 | 4.08 |
Sorcerers oh man I wonder if I can get | 1154.6 | 5.72 |
this guy off to the side | 1156.48 | 6.6 |
first yeah all right come at me lady | 1160.32 | 5.68 |
there they are yep oh okay come on there | 1163.08 | 5.599 |
we go all right will be far like we're | 1166.0 | 4.32 |
stronger than we were okay oh there's | 1168.679 | 3.961 |
more coming in now yep backing out oh | 1170.32 | 5.12 |
boy okay there we go you little Shield | 1172.64 | 5.6 |
oh come on oh boy boy that okay yep | 1175.44 | 5.119 |
we're fine pre holiday don't worry oh | 1178.24 | 4.08 |
you're not going to come at me you got | 1180.559 | 5.641 |
Bing hero too scavengers boy all right | 1182.32 | 7.44 |
going in hard oh nice shot not nice | 1186.2 | 5.76 |
enough though okay we got two of them | 1189.76 | 3.6 |
that's a little better than last time | 1191.96 | 3.719 |
all right drink my potion going back in | 1193.36 | 4.92 |
oh she died okay yeah the bleed damage | 1195.679 | 5.24 |
huh oh okay they're firing arrows hey | 1198.28 | 4.68 |
you guys got any Sorcerers laying around | 1200.919 | 4.12 |
oh yeah this is a nice big spot you know | 1202.96 | 3.88 |
what I'm going right into the damn front | 1205.039 | 3.841 |
door if it gets too hairy I'll bail out | 1206.84 | 3.959 |
three hls we got another one we're doing | 1208.88 | 4.039 |
really good out here I think this better | 1210.799 | 4.481 |
equipment and uh L one up is doing good | 1212.919 | 3.601 |
I'm like in the middle of their base | 1215.28 | 4.0 |
right now okay here we go head shot | 1216.52 | 6.32 |
coming in boom who's that that's the guy | 1219.28 | 5.56 |
that you beat up the other time now look | 1222.84 | 2.76 |
at | 1224.84 | 2.959 |
me I got to be better Archer than that | 1225.6 | 3.72 |
all right what about you you want | 1227.799 | 3.961 |
to come at me oh am I out of ammo oh I | 1229.32 | 5.2 |
guess I am well where's he at he's so | 1231.76 | 4.919 |
stealthy that's right didn't see him | 1234.52 | 5.36 |
coming cover a day baby man I got this | 1236.679 | 6.321 |
armor now I got these steel things oh | 1239.88 | 6.32 |
I'm a forc to be wrecking with | 1243.0 | 6.559 |
hey how am I doing this am I invisible | 1246.2 | 6.24 |
like oh there she is you'll never make | 1249.559 | 7.401 |
it look at your legs that was crazy aha | 1252.44 | 7.64 |
where oh over here there's a pile of you | 1256.96 | 4.76 |
okay I'll take you all on I'm starting | 1260.08 | 3.8 |
to get a little confident in myself all | 1261.72 | 4.04 |
right I'm coming in I'm coming in like a | 1263.88 | 4.08 |
violent wind here he goes don't get | 1265.76 | 4.919 |
comfortable | 1267.96 | 2.719 |
woo nope too quick boom how about you | 1271.64 | 5.24 |
what are you a carpenter oh you know | 1275.2 | 4.56 |
what I might keep | 1276.88 | 2.88 |
you too quick come at me whoa whoa whoa | 1280.64 | 7.039 |
whoa whoa Carpenter too quick boom all | 1284.559 | 7.48 |
right W yeah all | 1287.679 | 8.0 |
right jeez look at this solo can you | 1292.039 | 5.161 |
believe it I'm going give you a chance | 1295.679 | 3.281 |
to | 1297.2 | 4.079 |
leave okay you're our new friend | 1298.96 | 4.44 |
unconscious okay let me uh let me Rob | 1301.279 | 4.76 |
you guys o i see a loot | 1303.4 | 4.24 |
chess | 1306.039 | 5.041 |
son yeah boo boo are you up in on the on | 1307.64 | 6.08 |
the in your thing yeah yeah I'm building | 1311.08 | 5.199 |
The Stairway to Heaven there's like one | 1313.72 | 4.4 |
of those shalebacks making its way down | 1316.279 | 3.961 |
was it fighting you up there no it was a | 1318.12 | 3.48 |
it was a friend of mine did he did he | 1320.24 | 3.28 |
escape I was trying to keep him he was a | 1321.6 | 3.36 |
pet well looks like it's making its way | 1323.52 | 3.639 |
back down yeah it's too bad I'm going to | 1324.96 | 3.92 |
miss him didn't want to be up there huh | 1327.159 | 3.921 |
I guess no oh really wanted you to | 1328.88 | 5.12 |
see my new helmet oh yeah yeah it's got | 1331.08 | 7.04 |
a a level of 80 eight really 80 that | 1334.0 | 6.44 |
that's that's quite a bit I should care | 1338.12 | 5.439 |
more I know you don't cuz you're doing | 1340.44 | 4.479 |
this I don't know what a level a good | 1343.559 | 3.561 |
level is you know yeah like I don't even | 1344.919 | 4.161 |
know what I have if I if I knew what I | 1347.12 | 3.72 |
had was like oh this is ugly but it's | 1349.08 | 4.52 |
functional I just s you place that piece | 1350.84 | 5.199 |
yeah good choice on that piece well I | 1353.6 | 4.84 |
mean I need a waste of materials at all | 1356.039 | 4.801 |
I needed them to connect it oh thank you | 1358.44 | 4.4 |
yeah I know well hey I'm harvesting them | 1360.84 | 3.8 |
and then they come back so you know what | 1362.84 | 4.48 |
are you complaining about I don't know | 1364.64 | 5.8 |
anyway I'm having fun Anthony what has | 1367.32 | 5.08 |
this become like a challenge between you | 1370.44 | 5.4 |
two what the towers yeah oh yeah oh yeah | 1372.4 | 6.08 |
I feel real inadequate right now on my | 1375.84 | 4.64 |
way well listen just when you do get | 1378.48 | 4.48 |
taller realize you're like a toothpick | 1380.48 | 4.679 |
okay you've got no girth my thing is | 1382.96 | 4.599 |
mostly girth you're the toothpick well | 1385.159 | 5.161 |
listen I am I am girth I might be Hollow | 1387.559 | 4.881 |
in the middle but I am wide do these | 1390.32 | 4.68 |
stairs all over the place I've got a lot | 1392.44 | 4.28 |
of real estate too I'm building my | 1395.0 | 3.84 |
floors or this is just the beginning I'm | 1396.72 | 3.52 |
going to be expanding out with every | 1398.84 | 3.12 |
floor I don't know about that if I hold | 1400.24 | 4.36 |
my hand above my head am I 7 ft tall | 1401.96 | 4.88 |
okay you'll see you'll see you're | 1404.6 | 5.679 |
getting a little invasive of Simon I I | 1406.84 | 6.28 |
hear you and don't care I've gathered | 1410.279 | 5.361 |
that thanks didn't say that but okay you | 1413.12 | 5.84 |
don't have to okay sorry about all this | 1415.64 | 6.159 |
put your hands down when you | 1418.96 | 2.839 |
want all right boys I'm back we got a | 1422.039 | 6.321 |
carpenter oh hey let's see I'm going | 1425.44 | 5.359 |
stick her on the wheel come me you hey | 1428.36 | 4.08 |
Bob oh yeah Bob's still hanging out I | 1430.799 | 3.0 |
don't know if I can get rid of Bob Bob | 1432.44 | 4.479 |
is here forever yeah did not expect that | 1433.799 | 5.601 |
all right and then hello she has very | 1436.919 | 5.64 |
long hair there you go get to work you | 1439.4 | 6.04 |
yeah no play Hey play have fun yeah so I | 1442.559 | 4.321 |
think when she's done yeah she'll be a | 1445.44 | 3.44 |
carpenter she'll help us uh make wood | 1446.88 | 4.64 |
stuffs more I guess efficient this is | 1448.88 | 3.919 |
how you train someone to become a | 1451.52 | 4.159 |
carpenter uh yes no that's how you break | 1452.799 | 5.24 |
their Spirits so they'll work for you as | 1455.679 | 4.521 |
a carpenter you don't have to pay them | 1458.039 | 4.24 |
yeah get to work yeah what's going on | 1460.2 | 4.04 |
back here back where is this is this | 1462.279 | 3.52 |
going to be Stables is this what I'm | 1464.24 | 4.4 |
looking at oh so abro before we started | 1465.799 | 4.88 |
you were like hey your Tower looks like | 1468.64 | 4.159 |
speakers oh yeah you're Yeah well yeah | 1470.679 | 3.88 |
the side of your Tower there yeah your | 1472.799 | 3.521 |
Tower does look like big speakers my | 1474.559 | 4.24 |
brain said I'm going to make a stage oh | 1476.32 | 3.88 |
for like shows and stuff for like shows | 1478.799 | 2.841 |
and stuff these are just to line up the | 1480.2 | 3.839 |
seats look if I get rid of these boop | 1481.64 | 4.519 |
boop boop look we got a stage with two | 1484.039 | 3.921 |
speakers hey that's all right get up | 1486.159 | 5.481 |
here and rock yeah oh yeah see can I see | 1487.96 | 5.12 |
you can't sit on the benches I'm working | 1491.64 | 3.36 |
on replacing those yeah it's a whole | 1493.08 | 3.64 |
work in progress that's you can | 1495.0 | 3.32 |
make plenty of stuff you can sit on this | 1496.72 | 3.24 |
game why not why can't you sit on these | 1498.32 | 3.0 |
benches I don't know but I'm going to | 1499.96 | 4.04 |
replace them all with chairs okay yeah | 1501.32 | 4.4 |
no yeah we want to be able to sit watch | 1504.0 | 3.919 |
the show watch the show yeah this is fun | 1505.72 | 3.48 |
what kind of shows you think we can I | 1507.919 | 2.441 |
don't know but I'm hoping it attracts | 1509.2 | 3.4 |
some big axe to our area you know magic | 1510.36 | 4.039 |
you God you know what we need what | 1512.6 | 3.76 |
dancers and we put dancers up on this | 1514.399 | 3.52 |
stage yes like five of them and then we | 1516.36 | 2.76 |
can just come and watch them whenever we | 1517.919 | 3.081 |
want to this is where we go to get our | 1519.12 | 4.6 |
corruption done okay I'm getting a | 1521.0 | 5.919 |
dancer next that's my next goal dancer | 1523.72 | 6.439 |
dancer work | 1526.919 | 3.24 |
[Music] | 1534.65 | 4.669 |
[Music] | 1543.02 | 8.58 |
work | 1548.6 | 3.0 |
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