Getting Into Our NEW BASE is DANGEROUS! - Ark Fjordur
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neebs: Hey guys, welcome back to another episode of getting into our NEW BASE! And let me tell you, it's a wild ride in Ark Fjordur!
simon: Oh yeah, Neebs, this one's a real nail-biter. I mean, who knew searching for a secluded tunnel could be so intense?
appsro: Ha, you guys crack me up. But seriously, those beavers are no joke. They're getting us into all sorts of trouble out here.
neebs: Well, what can I say, we like to live dangerously. And what's more dangerous than going up against an Alpha Tribe in Ark?
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Hey there, fellow Neebs Gaming fans! If you're like me, you can't get enough of the hilarious adventures of the Neebs crew in Ark: Survival Evolved. In Episode 9 of "Noobs Vs Alpha Tribe," our favorite underdogs are on a mission to find a secluded tunnel, and you just know things are going to get wild!
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So grab a snack, settle in, and get ready to laugh along with the Neebs crew as they take on the challenges of Ark: Survival Evolved. Trust me, you won't want to miss a minute of the action in this epic showdown between the noobs and the Alpha Tribe.
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| Caption | Start | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| foreign | 1.26 | 2.54 |
| but I'd like to find the other guys and | 5.899 | 4.601 |
| just circle up and see what they're | 8.76 | 5.22 |
| doing and I'd buy two teams that you | 10.5 | 5.879 |
| know are very valuable so | 13.98 | 5.04 |
| I bet you're there on that boat so I'm | 16.379 | 4.201 |
| gonna let's see if I can find the guys | 19.02 | 2.94 |
| and | 20.58 | 2.699 |
| hide | 21.96 | 3.96 |
| boys you know what I'm saying all right | 23.279 | 5.641 |
| Tahoe | 25.92 | 3.0 |
| [Music] | 31.0 | 5.969 |
| foreign | 48.78 | 2.779 |
| [Music] | 52.63 | 3.079 |
| [Music] | 59.58 | 12.219 |
| [Applause] | 68.7 | 3.099 |
| foreign | 78.38 | 4.12 |
| [Music] | 79.38 | 3.12 |
| how are you doing today sir I'm doing | 85.1 | 5.98 |
| great I'm just uh I'm just leveling up | 87.96 | 5.659 |
| Punky my new little | 91.08 | 5.46 |
| pterodactone is that based on the Punky | 93.619 | 5.441 |
| Brewster of quality 80s television | 96.54 | 5.759 |
| sitcom entertainment that it is Soleil | 99.06 | 6.599 |
| Moon fry my ex Flame | 102.299 | 6.061 |
| yeah yeah you guys have a thing huh we | 105.659 | 5.761 |
| had a we had a a moment in time together | 108.36 | 5.399 |
| man I can't hear about that enough I | 111.42 | 4.26 |
| know I know it's a thing that I will | 113.759 | 3.481 |
| carry and so that | 115.68 | 5.46 |
| would you like to reiterate no no no | 117.24 | 6.239 |
| there's no maybe maybe at some other | 121.14 | 4.619 |
| time who knows but we have we had a | 123.479 | 4.56 |
| thing I'm just saying in a coffee shop | 125.759 | 4.5 |
| in New Orleans it happened | 128.039 | 5.161 |
| that's it and by thing I mean she asked | 130.259 | 4.801 |
| me out on a date and I was busy you know | 133.2 | 4.259 |
| what I'm saying that's what I let's just | 135.06 | 4.259 |
| say I turned her down but you know you | 137.459 | 3.841 |
| know I would have went out with it next | 139.319 | 4.201 |
| night but she was leaving so and that's | 141.3 | 5.96 |
| all true that's all true | 143.52 | 3.74 |
| I am just I'm getting more of these | 147.48 | 5.04 |
| little bad boys I just got a a worthless | 150.0 | 4.8 |
| one that couldn't even carry me but I | 152.52 | 4.98 |
| want I want to get some more to know | 154.8 | 5.7 |
| oh suckers bite me don't bite me | 157.5 | 6.139 |
| [Music] | 160.5 | 3.139 |
| fair enough I'm gonna bring something | 165.92 | 4.84 |
| back for the ground and put it in our | 168.18 | 6.54 |
| new improved tame cage oh good I know I | 170.76 | 6.059 |
| see ya and you know what I since this | 174.72 | 4.68 |
| guy or girl over here is so powerful I'd | 176.819 | 5.161 |
| like to meet the the two that we have | 179.4 | 4.38 |
| that are over to Hyundai we got a male | 181.98 | 4.32 |
| and a female let's mate these huh yeah | 183.78 | 5.34 |
| let's yeah okay I got it in yeah you did | 186.3 | 4.859 |
| good for you and I'm gonna I'm gonna | 189.12 | 5.339 |
| shoot at it as you should hey welcome | 191.159 | 6.621 |
| look at this thing | 194.459 | 3.321 |
| family you will be hopefully you are a | 198.239 | 6.78 |
| peace what is this I don't know but I've | 201.3 | 5.34 |
| never dealt with this have we I don't | 205.019 | 3.661 |
| know I don't think we have but you know | 206.64 | 4.14 |
| me I mean dude I didn't think we saw | 208.68 | 4.08 |
| that big turtle but we did oh you're | 210.78 | 4.08 |
| gonna love it here dude I already think | 212.76 | 5.96 |
| the name should be like handsome | 214.86 | 3.86 |
| like Handsome Jack yeah come on him come | 220.459 | 5.741 |
| Jack | 224.28 | 4.26 |
| hey we get this we can't tame this we | 226.2 | 3.959 |
| can't we can't we can't get inside of it | 228.54 | 2.94 |
| we can't we got to kill it before it | 230.159 | 4.021 |
| wakes up [ __ ] there's got to be there's | 231.48 | 3.899 |
| probably another way to tame it you | 234.18 | 2.52 |
| could have been part of the family and | 235.379 | 3.481 |
| Andrew Sarkis Andrew Sarkis remember | 236.7 | 3.24 |
| that we're gonna have to research it | 238.86 | 4.2 |
| yeah really yeah oh you know what he's | 239.94 | 4.92 |
| very unconscious but | 243.06 | 3.72 |
| just one back all right | 244.86 | 4.58 |
| waking up | 246.78 | 2.66 |
| and that could have been so good that | 249.599 | 4.621 |
| could have been a thing okay all right | 252.18 | 6.679 |
| all right moving on [ __ ] | 254.22 | 4.639 |
| you got Ebola I do pull up to it okay | 259.56 | 4.5 |
| get out of the water grab him I don't | 261.84 | 3.48 |
| wanna no I don't want to knock him out | 264.06 | 2.639 |
| like while he's in the water they drown | 265.32 | 2.939 |
| you remember that I just didn't know if | 266.699 | 2.72 |
| he was deep enough | 268.259 | 5.16 |
| and yeah all right guys okay here we go | 269.419 | 6.78 |
| moving in oh God you got drinks | 273.419 | 6.301 |
| here we go uh 45 gonna have to do all | 276.199 | 5.141 |
| right bam | 279.72 | 4.44 |
| there we go beautiful easy got some meat | 281.34 | 6.299 |
| yes I got a little meat and I got oh man | 284.16 | 4.86 |
| I don't have any narcotics you got any | 287.639 | 3.301 |
| narcotics on you I think so yeah yeah | 289.02 | 4.38 |
| it's just throw Narco berries in it it's | 290.94 | 4.62 |
| a low level who gives a [ __ ] okay quit | 293.4 | 3.78 |
| giving a [ __ ] about these dinosaurs look | 295.56 | 3.54 |
| man let's just grab something so we can | 297.18 | 3.239 |
| I don't know what is that over there | 299.1 | 4.379 |
| something underwater okay blowing there | 300.419 | 4.861 |
| was more here let's try to grab two and | 303.479 | 3.301 |
| then we'll uh hold on I want to see what | 305.28 | 3.479 |
| this is okay oh that's an alpha Raptor | 306.78 | 4.02 |
| oh really yeah we don't need to make him | 308.759 | 5.061 |
| mad no no | 310.8 | 6.38 |
| well for now | 313.82 | 3.36 |
| all right I don't see the guys oh is | 317.639 | 4.981 |
| that a cave | 321.12 | 5.28 |
| can I fly in caves let's see let's check | 322.62 | 7.139 |
| this out slowly we're gonna go very slow | 326.4 | 6.54 |
| okay looks like looks like it's all | 329.759 | 4.5 |
| right right here | 332.94 | 3.24 |
| a little further in okay now it's a | 334.259 | 4.681 |
| little darker this is spooky | 336.18 | 6.299 |
| Spooks magooks oh | 338.94 | 6.42 |
| I swear to God if this kicks me off my | 342.479 | 3.901 |
| bird | 345.36 | 5.58 |
| what is this place oh kick me off come | 346.38 | 7.56 |
| on time to go let's go well you know | 350.94 | 3.84 |
| what | 353.94 | 3.96 |
| tell you what let's uh stay here | 354.78 | 6.12 |
| okay look at this place god seriously | 357.9 | 6.78 |
| you guys just get ready because I don't | 360.9 | 5.76 |
| even know what's going on here all right | 364.68 | 5.04 |
| stairs stairs stairs oh okay it's one of | 366.66 | 6.12 |
| these I would like to place an order | 369.72 | 6.12 |
| access terminal oh that's all right I | 372.78 | 6.3 |
| spawned something so the gamma dragon or | 375.84 | 6.079 |
| whatever I really really really | 379.08 | 6.839 |
| shouldn't be going any further | 381.919 | 6.761 |
| I'm not gonna do it nope because | 385.919 | 4.921 |
| everybody's gonna say it in the comments | 388.68 | 4.139 |
| he's gonna get fixed and it's not gonna | 390.84 | 4.199 |
| be fixed because nowadays it's like | 392.819 | 5.1 |
| getting a throat or neat so yeah you | 395.039 | 4.561 |
| know what we're doing the right thing | 397.919 | 5.821 |
| we're walking with the Lord today | 399.6 | 7.46 |
| Let Me Ride you | 403.74 | 3.32 |
| found a green one afro oh good there's | 410.16 | 4.68 |
| probably some [ __ ] shoes in it no | 412.8 | 3.839 |
| it's actually good stuff what is it | 414.84 | 4.199 |
| there's like a parachutes and a spy | 416.639 | 4.381 |
| glass and yeah my glass is actually | 419.039 | 4.021 |
| pretty good I guess yep so we can see | 421.02 | 4.44 |
| death coming at us that's right you got | 423.06 | 5.1 |
| that other uh they're done yeah baby | 425.46 | 5.04 |
| nice all right I'm taming another | 428.16 | 4.92 |
| um do you want to go back and make these | 430.5 | 5.28 |
| Saddles yeah I'll get on that and uh | 433.08 | 4.44 |
| actually I'm Gonna Leave This one with | 435.78 | 3.66 |
| you so I'm coming to you oh you're gonna | 437.52 | 3.78 |
| leave it out in the open here with me | 439.44 | 3.96 |
| with possible danger around perfect I'll | 441.3 | 3.899 |
| take it let's lose it as fast as we can | 443.4 | 3.78 |
| today well it's better than losing the | 445.199 | 4.44 |
| base hey there you go all right you stay | 447.18 | 4.56 |
| with me you die quicker I'll find you in | 449.639 | 4.28 |
| a second | 451.74 | 2.179 |
| salmon yeah you got the the honey yeah I | 455.099 | 6.72 |
| do do I wanna I got I got five honey I | 459.0 | 4.919 |
| think maybe I should carry you and you | 461.819 | 4.981 |
| got to come in like sneaky pants right I | 463.919 | 4.981 |
| think I gotta go sneaky pants sneaky | 466.8 | 3.42 |
| pants come on to this opening a little | 468.9 | 3.359 |
| bit more let's take a little fly okay | 470.22 | 4.74 |
| and let me let me see double check the | 472.259 | 5.401 |
| how to's I throw throw it the giant like | 474.96 | 4.799 |
| bee honey in front of it how do you | 477.66 | 3.84 |
| throw it in front of it I don't know and | 479.759 | 3.361 |
| then I waited for it to eat it and then | 481.5 | 4.139 |
| I sneak up and I'm out and begin to ride | 483.12 | 5.34 |
| tame it wow this is like a porn site it | 485.639 | 5.601 |
| is it's like the Penthouse Forum from | 488.46 | 4.7 |
| 1987. | 491.24 | 4.78 |
| and then the knock at the door happened | 493.16 | 5.56 |
| is that one of them it was the pizza guy | 496.02 | 6.959 |
| you read that one too yeah yeah oh man I | 498.72 | 6.74 |
| wait a second I didn't ask for pepperoni | 502.979 | 5.22 |
| well if you didn't ask for pepperoni | 505.46 | 5.62 |
| I'll give it to you yeah but you know | 508.199 | 6.361 |
| what boy I'm gonna get fired if I don't | 511.08 | 5.399 |
| I don't know where I'm going with that I | 514.56 | 3.859 |
| don't know either but uh Hey listen | 516.479 | 4.261 |
| there's one using you okay there's one | 518.419 | 5.141 |
| there's one let's see okay so drop me | 520.74 | 4.92 |
| off good far away okay behind it right | 523.56 | 4.2 |
| and there's got a white stripe on it | 525.66 | 3.9 |
| that one oh man there's like a crazy | 527.76 | 4.98 |
| little yeah that is it so what if I put | 529.56 | 5.76 |
| you right oh man everywhere is not good | 532.74 | 7.02 |
| oh yeah well it could be better oh okay | 535.32 | 8.3 |
| Simon you ready uh sure | 539.76 | 3.86 |
| oh I just threw the honey out by | 543.98 | 4.24 |
| accident way too early don't do that and | 546.42 | 3.72 |
| then something else okay hold on Crouch | 548.22 | 5.0 |
| and sneak hold on hold on all right | 550.14 | 5.52 |
| am I getting attacked or did you pick me | 553.22 | 3.94 |
| up I didn't pick you up oh no it's | 555.66 | 3.54 |
| attacking me oh gotcha okay all right | 557.16 | 4.98 |
| yep okay yep yep if it comes to between | 559.2 | 5.46 |
| me and him it's gonna he's gonna die | 562.14 | 5.34 |
| I'm killing him I just killed him did | 564.66 | 5.04 |
| you yep oh God another one right behind | 567.48 | 4.14 |
| me oh in a picture you wanna you wanna | 569.7 | 3.9 |
| pick him up I think I did I did it oh | 571.62 | 3.719 |
| good why don't we shouldn't we be | 573.6 | 3.179 |
| dropping him in The Taming thing and | 575.339 | 3.721 |
| then dropping the honey there yeah | 576.779 | 4.801 |
| unless that wouldn't work well I'm | 579.06 | 4.38 |
| supposed to sneeze I'm coming yeah it's | 581.58 | 3.84 |
| the sneak thing [ __ ] I feel like that | 583.44 | 3.36 |
| thing's coming right to you oh God | 585.42 | 3.96 |
| there's the be careful Carno all right I | 586.8 | 4.02 |
| think coming right to you pretty what | 589.38 | 5.1 |
| the thing oh God yeah he is really uh | 590.82 | 5.82 |
| let's do the two I dropped the honey but | 594.48 | 5.1 |
| he didn't go for it I got him again yep | 596.64 | 5.699 |
| honey over here you are a bad bad boy | 599.58 | 5.1 |
| come on honey bunny oh god oh you're | 602.339 | 4.921 |
| something else yep yep yep yep yep you | 604.68 | 5.279 |
| I'm gonna kill you you [ __ ] I hope I | 607.26 | 6.6 |
| can yeah thank goodness I have like | 609.959 | 7.32 |
| weapons given to me yep I don't know | 613.86 | 6.3 |
| where you are looking for me again yeah | 617.279 | 5.521 |
| I'm over here getting hit by another one | 620.16 | 4.26 |
| of these guys | 622.8 | 5.719 |
| just kill them okay okay okay | 624.42 | 6.66 |
| this is gonna be challenging it is | 628.519 | 4.481 |
| there's a guy that's right there drop me | 631.08 | 4.14 |
| off and let me see if I can sneak closer | 633.0 | 4.68 |
| to the coast oh drops down as much as | 635.22 | 4.2 |
| you can from right here you want me to | 637.68 | 4.44 |
| drop you off yeah sure all right I'm | 639.42 | 4.56 |
| gonna run see if I can drop sneak up | 642.12 | 4.94 |
| behind him and drop something | 643.98 | 3.08 |
| yeah be my eyes you can help | 647.1 | 6.979 |
| I thought he was around here | 651.12 | 5.899 |
| there's one | 654.079 | 5.38 |
| yep yeah that's a good sneaker because | 657.019 | 3.88 |
| you look a little safe around here | 659.459 | 3.601 |
| that's perfect so here's sneaking I'm | 660.899 | 4.62 |
| gonna sneak I'm still sneaking yeah yeah | 663.06 | 4.08 |
| well you can maybe go a little bit | 665.519 | 3.961 |
| faster until you get closer oh yeah yeah | 667.14 | 4.439 |
| because you're sneaking so slow okay | 669.48 | 4.5 |
| we're we're uh maybe by that rock once | 671.579 | 5.221 |
| you're by the rock starts oh | 673.98 | 7.2 |
| man sneaking watch out sneaking | 676.8 | 7.08 |
| oh [ __ ] okay okay wrap it around oh God | 681.18 | 5.099 |
| I'm getting attacked I just killed this | 683.88 | 4.38 |
| little little [ __ ] head all right hold | 686.279 | 2.941 |
| on these little freaking little | 688.26 | 2.88 |
| [ __ ] of shoot they're trying to | 689.22 | 3.66 |
| kill me and I can't kill them with my | 691.14 | 3.86 |
| gun | 692.88 | 2.12 |
| they won't die | 699.38 | 4.36 |
| I'm gonna get him I'm gonna get him | 701.959 | 3.641 |
| you'll go get him | 703.74 | 4.2 |
| I was doing the wrong thing I think I | 705.6 | 5.46 |
| killed some stuff oh boy what are you | 707.94 | 5.16 |
| doing the wrong thing I don't know how | 711.06 | 4.32 |
| my bullets were killing this go get them | 713.1 | 6.6 |
| okay sneaking get down crying you're not | 715.38 | 7.56 |
| crouched quit running to him | 719.7 | 6.3 |
| you are a psycho I am a psycho I was | 722.94 | 6.8 |
| crouched oh [ __ ] you were not | 726.0 | 3.74 |
| [Music] | 729.77 | 5.55 |
| I suck | 732.18 | 3.14 |
| you stay right there up a raptor | 738.6 | 5.1 |
| remaining funny business here we go he's | 740.339 | 5.94 |
| gonna sink it right in here turn it all | 743.7 | 4.02 |
| right | 746.279 | 3.8 |
| there we go yeah | 747.72 | 5.16 |
| hey what | 750.079 | 5.281 |
| where to your left | 752.88 | 6.72 |
| yeah right here yep now to your right oh | 755.36 | 5.979 |
| I see the app store oh I see you go | 759.6 | 4.739 |
| that's yep yep that's you need hey holy | 761.339 | 4.44 |
| crap do you have saddles on both of | 764.339 | 4.021 |
| these I I did man I'm a warrior hey can | 765.779 | 4.921 |
| I ride this one you'll you'll kill it | 768.36 | 4.219 |
| okay we'll just | 770.7 | 4.16 |
| can't reach us | 772.579 | 4.901 |
| two shorts is what you feel like okay | 774.86 | 5.02 |
| yeah now it's uh can you give you | 777.48 | 5.099 |
| seriously can you not kill something huh | 779.88 | 4.44 |
| tell me no we got some we were just | 782.579 | 3.241 |
| building uh you want me to kill | 784.32 | 3.18 |
| something for you look no no I'm well | 785.82 | 3.72 |
| I'm saying I gotta go oh you do yeah | 787.5 | 4.44 |
| I've gotta go I've gotta get at least | 789.54 | 5.22 |
| one of these things to safety okay so | 791.94 | 5.399 |
| you want you want patoots over there | 794.76 | 5.28 |
| yeah listen hey if you gotta go | 797.339 | 6.24 |
| had your bird right under here okay | 800.04 | 5.82 |
| right under there like right under here | 803.579 | 5.521 |
| yeah I don't see it there oh yeah hell | 805.86 | 6.36 |
| no that's too too shallow okay will you | 809.1 | 5.22 |
| hide it where you want to I I will I | 812.22 | 3.299 |
| will but | 814.32 | 4.319 |
| um listen yep if you get toots killed | 815.519 | 5.94 |
| you gotta give me three pterodons okay | 818.639 | 5.281 |
| all right yeah oh man look at him I'll | 821.459 | 3.961 |
| go ahead and start saving look at that I | 823.92 | 4.44 |
| know he's a crazy nut isn't he we got a | 825.42 | 6.479 |
| couple more coming in baby oh hey hey | 828.36 | 6.06 |
| those are mine too this is uh Terence | 831.899 | 5.481 |
| and to Phillip | 834.42 | 2.96 |
| all right I am I am going to hide okay I | 838.139 | 5.82 |
| would say hey maybe maybe up there | 842.639 | 4.021 |
| further under the water yeah no okay I | 843.959 | 5.521 |
| didn't like that spot at all bye bye all | 846.66 | 4.32 |
| right see you dick | 849.48 | 3.599 |
| and talk | 850.98 | 4.74 |
| he seriously just leave his uh bird with | 853.079 | 5.281 |
| us yeah I think it's gonna be okay this | 855.72 | 4.44 |
| time yeah no that's a guaranteed way to | 858.36 | 5.36 |
| get it killed um we'll see | 860.16 | 3.56 |
| all right Simon all right | 864.779 | 5.161 |
| look how perfect all by himself play the | 867.139 | 5.081 |
| Crouch game we look clear yeah we'll see | 869.94 | 4.68 |
| some Alpha action and then now the thing | 872.22 | 4.2 |
| is behind it so I got to make sure I'm | 874.62 | 4.08 |
| sneaking up on it oh like that one I was | 876.42 | 3.24 |
| looking at the other one that was | 878.7 | 3.36 |
| farther away don't do that fall off this | 879.66 | 4.02 |
| ledge and come up behind it this LED's | 882.06 | 2.88 |
| right here oh I'm just walking towards | 883.68 | 2.88 |
| you don't go off yet I already went off | 884.94 | 5.339 |
| oh [ __ ] okay now go up okay | 886.56 | 7.459 |
| right there I'll come waiting yeah | 890.279 | 3.74 |
| okay because because | 896.959 | 4.141 |
| [Music] | 901.36 | 4.46 |
| right now he's turning and now he's | 904.199 | 4.921 |
| facing freeze freeze freeze go back go | 905.82 | 4.98 |
| back you want me to Common Sense well I | 909.12 | 3.779 |
| mean a little bit okay Common Sense okay | 910.8 | 3.36 |
| how about that There You Go Wrap around | 912.899 | 3.601 |
| the wrapper oh boy oh that's no good | 914.16 | 4.2 |
| that's terrible oh God | 916.5 | 5.1 |
| no no no no | 918.36 | 3.919 |
| no | 921.6 | 4.32 |
| what happened well you see me I think | 922.279 | 5.261 |
| you might have jumped the gun I think | 925.92 | 2.94 |
| you might have jumped the gun on this | 927.54 | 3.72 |
| one yeah I didn't do another one to | 928.86 | 3.779 |
| shoot him because it looked like it was | 931.26 | 2.939 |
| coming at you but it wasn't coming at me | 932.639 | 5.401 |
| yet hold on hold on hold on hold on I'm | 934.199 | 5.82 |
| safe I mean I don't think it ever saw me | 938.04 | 4.56 |
| ah I'm just so worried about you don't | 940.019 | 4.921 |
| listen wait until it starts to bite me | 942.6 | 4.679 |
| and I say it's biting me okay all right | 944.94 | 4.199 |
| easy now is it gonna it's coming to get | 947.279 | 4.321 |
| me all right oh yeah it's biting me this | 949.139 | 3.781 |
| is biting me | 951.6 | 4.2 |
| it's fighting me now this is bad you're | 952.92 | 5.88 |
| bad you're bad yeah I'll shoot you down | 955.8 | 5.899 |
| I'll shoot you | 958.8 | 2.899 |
| please oh I missed you all right here | 964.44 | 6.24 |
| turn around I'll wait calmly | 967.019 | 7.081 |
| maybe I shouldn't be calm no I'm just | 970.68 | 5.88 |
| gonna sit here and I'm gonna Crouch with | 974.1 | 6.72 |
| C I hope it doesn't see me oh oh boy you | 976.56 | 7.639 |
| are not doing well under pressure | 980.82 | 6.3 |
| oh okay all right how's this how's that | 984.199 | 5.981 |
| buddy how's that line it up perfectly no | 987.12 | 5.459 |
| excuses here you got this pal all day | 990.18 | 4.68 |
| boom | 992.579 | 5.281 |
| foreign | 994.86 | 3.0 |
| and we try to get a uh like a Sarco or | 1004.24 | 4.959 |
| something maybe there's one there okay | 1007.639 | 3.841 |
| or just to get to this underwater base | 1009.199 | 4.681 |
| Yeah okay or I think beavers are pretty | 1011.48 | 3.84 |
| good swimmers we could go back down to | 1013.88 | 3.0 |
| those beaver dams and try to catch one | 1015.32 | 3.12 |
| of those you want to try to get to an | 1016.88 | 3.36 |
| underwater cave with a beaver it's gonna | 1018.44 | 3.839 |
| swim faster than we do past sharks okay | 1020.24 | 3.839 |
| okay you know what let's do the beaver | 1022.279 | 4.201 |
| idea okay this way | 1024.079 | 5.34 |
| right down here and I'll just land uh | 1026.48 | 5.219 |
| somewhere up here on top we'll get a | 1029.419 | 4.561 |
| good look bam oh oh boy we're sliding | 1031.699 | 4.801 |
| okay oh yeah so this is believe a | 1033.98 | 4.74 |
| country yeah I think we should build a | 1036.5 | 5.819 |
| trap I've never built a beaver trap okay | 1038.72 | 5.94 |
| I myself am a beaver trap though oh | 1042.319 | 4.081 |
| really we'll just go down there and | 1044.66 | 3.6 |
| catch one nah I don't like this type of | 1046.4 | 3.659 |
| beaver all right we'll build an | 1048.26 | 3.299 |
| old-fashioned one I'll let you build an | 1050.059 | 2.901 |
| old-fashioned one what do you need | 1051.559 | 4.441 |
| probably wood Rock stuff like that all | 1052.96 | 4.599 |
| right I'm on it | 1056.0 | 4.799 |
| man I hate doing this oh there's a saber | 1057.559 | 6.24 |
| tooth there I really hate doing this but | 1060.799 | 6.301 |
| this is gonna be my best chance maybe | 1063.799 | 7.861 |
| okay this cave boom I'll live here from | 1067.1 | 5.579 |
| now | 1071.66 | 4.46 |
| it's for now and uh yeah you just | 1072.679 | 6.481 |
| passively just get out of here if [ __ ] | 1076.12 | 6.04 |
| goes down all right I love you good | 1079.16 | 5.18 |
| night | 1082.16 | 2.18 |
| how long buddy six minutes okay it keeps | 1087.26 | 5.58 |
| on you know can you do me a favor could | 1091.34 | 3.12 |
| you you got some wood on you maybe you | 1092.84 | 2.88 |
| could throw some wood in some of these | 1094.46 | 2.04 |
| things | 1095.72 | 3.78 |
| the food that keeps on going out yeah we | 1096.5 | 5.64 |
| also load them back up sure I know you | 1099.5 | 4.32 |
| know but I mean I feel like this might | 1102.14 | 3.0 |
| be the first | 1103.82 | 4.44 |
| thing that I've like mated and hatched | 1105.14 | 5.46 |
| let's face it probably the only thing I | 1108.26 | 4.98 |
| ever attached ever yeah so I'm a little | 1110.6 | 4.98 |
| nervous I got some raw meat what you're | 1113.24 | 4.62 |
| doing great | 1115.58 | 4.86 |
| dude they're both like 226 228 it's | 1117.86 | 4.439 |
| gonna be a powerful little little fella | 1120.44 | 4.5 |
| right yeah I like that a lot and then uh | 1122.299 | 4.441 |
| and then soon after that we could start | 1124.94 | 3.06 |
| you know hopefully it's gonna be another | 1126.74 | 2.939 |
| female and then we could start you know | 1128.0 | 3.84 |
| wearing out that vajayjay and start | 1129.679 | 4.681 |
| getting it you know just getting it | 1131.84 | 5.04 |
| ready to I mean I'm just saying uh for | 1134.36 | 4.62 |
| the the breeding yeah because I don't I | 1136.88 | 4.02 |
| don't mind having pterodons like they're | 1138.98 | 4.559 |
| mosquitoes nor nor do I I want them to | 1140.9 | 4.74 |
| be annoying they should be very annoying | 1143.539 | 4.5 |
| and let's just say that this is the | 1145.64 | 4.68 |
| beginning if it's a female it's going to | 1148.039 | 4.801 |
| be the beginning of a lot of a lot of | 1150.32 | 4.8 |
| pushing you know what I'm saying yeah a | 1152.84 | 4.14 |
| lot of egg pushing yeah | 1155.12 | 3.48 |
| um | 1156.98 | 4.74 |
| yeah I'm gonna get some wood oh okay | 1158.6 | 5.34 |
| listen do I gotta put the fires out like | 1161.72 | 5.819 |
| right away probably it's probably | 1163.94 | 5.88 |
| yeah otherwise it's gonna like die can | 1167.539 | 3.841 |
| you be here when it's ready we we | 1169.82 | 4.2 |
| promise to be here I'll be there for you | 1171.38 | 4.74 |
| thank you you'll hold my hand you're | 1174.02 | 3.72 |
| gonna be my coach I'm your I'm your | 1176.12 | 4.5 |
| doula Doula yes you're my Doula your | 1177.74 | 5.84 |
| Doula oblongata | 1180.62 | 2.96 |
| oh man another argentavis uh you need | 1184.82 | 7.26 |
| help uh let me see uh he's 135 okay crap | 1187.64 | 6.779 |
| yep I'm on the teardon you want me to | 1192.08 | 4.08 |
| like uh blur him off I don't know I | 1194.419 | 3.181 |
| don't want you to get that killed I | 1196.16 | 4.5 |
| won't I'm faster maybe the sword's | 1197.6 | 4.56 |
| strong enough let me try it I can warm | 1200.66 | 3.78 |
| up maybe just tell me if you want me to | 1202.16 | 4.8 |
| lure him off oh boy I'm hurt okay you | 1204.44 | 3.9 |
| want me to lure him off ah it's probably | 1206.96 | 3.9 |
| too late come on I learned my boys you | 1208.34 | 4.14 |
| really want me to you got | 1210.86 | 3.86 |
| foreign | 1212.48 | 2.24 |
| off | 1215.299 | 3.0 |
| so we got a 25 seconds yeah yeah do the | 1219.98 | 6.42 |
| imprint thing throw some meat in I'll | 1223.88 | 4.38 |
| have the meat but I forget what to do | 1226.4 | 3.72 |
| with the imprint your material instincts | 1228.26 | 3.659 |
| will kick in will they that's what they | 1230.12 | 4.14 |
| say right but I'm not the parent that | 1231.919 | 5.401 |
| makes no sense you're right no but three | 1234.26 | 4.919 |
| two one | 1237.32 | 5.06 |
| zero here we go | 1239.179 | 3.201 |
| Foundation no I don't want to pick up | 1242.679 | 5.681 |
| um what do I do put out the fires put | 1246.5 | 3.66 |
| out the fires go make sure what the baby | 1248.36 | 3.9 |
| needs what see what the baby needs okay | 1250.16 | 5.94 |
| oh God here I started it again | 1252.26 | 6.419 |
| um I don't know what the baby needs baby | 1256.1 | 6.959 |
| tardon imprint e yep e sorry imprints | 1258.679 | 6.681 |
| yes yeah put some food | 1263.059 | 6.321 |
| and then Eagan | 1265.36 | 4.02 |
| that's about the main meat went bad what | 1270.1 | 4.3 |
| no it didn't what are you talking about | 1272.84 | 4.4 |
| okay hold on wait | 1274.4 | 5.519 |
| why is it letting me put the meat in | 1277.24 | 5.16 |
| okay I am dramatic all right | 1279.919 | 5.64 |
| oh it does it only lets it's such a tiny | 1282.4 | 4.48 |
| little stomach | 1285.559 | 3.901 |
| it only holds so much meat when it's so | 1286.88 | 5.1 |
| tiny that scared me oh no I don't want | 1289.46 | 4.14 |
| to pick up the stone foundation you | 1291.98 | 3.48 |
| don't need to pick up anything God I'm | 1293.6 | 4.14 |
| just trying to access the inventory of | 1295.46 | 5.04 |
| this freaking don't pick up that spoiled | 1297.74 | 4.799 |
| meat I put on top of it oh it only holds | 1300.5 | 6.919 |
| that okay yeah well welcome baby | 1302.539 | 4.88 |
| yep I'll do that again and again level | 1308.9 | 6.72 |
| 222. do it I'm uh oops wrong button I'm | 1311.74 | 5.439 |
| here for you bud all right thank you | 1315.62 | 3.66 |
| time time to go I want this little baby | 1317.179 | 4.98 |
| to follow me I love that you're on this | 1319.28 | 4.56 |
| Mission uh in the morning I'm gonna do | 1322.159 | 4.26 |
| some get some more Panthers okay come on | 1323.84 | 5.1 |
| come on time to go proud of you Simon | 1326.419 | 5.88 |
| thank you when's the baby shower soon if | 1328.94 | 5.46 |
| this thing will follow me gotta hit two | 1332.299 | 4.921 |
| I did well you're gonna have to move one | 1334.4 | 6.48 |
| of those fires okay demolish come on you | 1337.22 | 5.22 |
| little [ __ ] I'm already sick of this | 1340.88 | 3.799 |
| baby | 1342.44 | 2.239 |
| [Music] | 1345.89 | 6.71 |
| foreign | 1350.72 | 5.04 |
| yeah see you down there once I take | 1352.6 | 5.199 |
| something from this it's gonna piss them | 1355.76 | 3.6 |
| off never seen a beaver dam like that | 1357.799 | 3.421 |
| it's like a bigger than usual Beaver Dam | 1359.36 | 4.62 |
| right okay be alert all right I'm I'm | 1361.22 | 6.36 |
| old alert here goes bam and I'm just | 1363.98 | 4.86 |
| gonna do a little bit for now all the | 1367.58 | 2.94 |
| smoothing face are they coming uh oh | 1368.84 | 2.819 |
| yeah oh yeah they're coming they're | 1370.52 | 3.779 |
| coming fast yeah oh yeah here they come | 1371.659 | 4.081 |
| here they come I just got a little bit | 1374.299 | 2.88 |
| so I'm not overweight yeah yeah yeah | 1375.74 | 4.58 |
| yeah yeah yeah are they here | 1377.179 | 5.461 |
| nope they didn't come yeah no they're | 1380.32 | 4.06 |
| still coming okay still coming oh boy | 1382.64 | 4.1 |
| he's got one of them yep that's right | 1384.38 | 5.52 |
| now we'll lower the other ones away yeah | 1386.74 | 5.439 |
| where are they yeah are they mad at me | 1389.9 | 4.259 |
| maybe they're just mad at me yeah oh | 1392.179 | 3.301 |
| yeah they're absolutely only just mad at | 1394.159 | 2.941 |
| you I didn't touch the damn cement okay | 1395.48 | 3.66 |
| you can get started on knockout okay | 1397.1 | 4.5 |
| we'll do right hey buddy oh wow he's | 1399.14 | 3.72 |
| actually chewing on the wall down there | 1401.6 | 2.76 |
| oh yeah knock him out quick oh | 1402.86 | 3.9 |
| breakthrough okay my bird just decided | 1404.36 | 3.9 |
| to fly up in the air I guess that's the | 1406.76 | 3.06 |
| passive flea [ __ ] I should have probably | 1408.26 | 5.539 |
| been ready I was drinking no not yet | 1409.82 | 3.979 |
| can you repair the wall from the other | 1418.84 | 3.88 |
| side if you got the materials you can | 1420.98 | 3.6 |
| there's some stuff in the Box you can | 1422.72 | 4.8 |
| hit oh no he's trying to run now oh | 1424.58 | 4.979 |
| buddy you got nowhere to go all right | 1427.52 | 4.62 |
| he's down he's down he's down yeah all | 1429.559 | 4.921 |
| right give him some food and uh these | 1432.14 | 4.26 |
| guys are still mad or I'm off the side | 1434.48 | 3.9 |
| of a cliff or something yeah they're | 1436.4 | 3.899 |
| good beavers you know yeah what do these | 1438.38 | 4.2 |
| things eat meat think so I don't have | 1440.299 | 6.321 |
| any okay I'll bring you some in a second | 1442.58 | 4.04 |
| how's the baby doing good you know | 1447.44 | 6.0 |
| they're weak when they're little so you | 1450.44 | 5.7 |
| know you sounded so scared earlier I was | 1453.44 | 4.56 |
| I was freaking out because I thought it | 1456.14 | 4.5 |
| was a lot quicker than this and then the | 1458.0 | 5.039 |
| meat I had it didn't transfer from a | 1460.64 | 5.12 |
| certain sure | 1463.039 | 2.721 |
| I've been here for ever like I feel like | 1465.799 | 5.521 |
| I need already a day out | 1468.02 | 5.88 |
| maternal woes cause when was the last | 1471.32 | 4.26 |
| time I just had a little bit of me time | 1473.9 | 4.08 |
| you need some you time | 1475.58 | 4.14 |
| good because this it's everything's | 1477.98 | 6.64 |
| about E I need food | 1479.72 | 6.199 |
| [Applause] | 1484.62 | 4.64 |
| let's get over it baby honestly get a | 1485.919 | 6.701 |
| [ __ ] job you got like 60 over 60 meat | 1489.26 | 7.32 |
| maybe 70 meat just just shut up the | 1492.62 | 5.939 |
| epitome of selfish is what I've always | 1496.58 | 4.68 |
| said yeah that's why that's why we need | 1498.559 | 5.461 |
| to down down with the the little ones | 1501.26 | 4.68 |
| yeah that's what I say I don't think we | 1504.02 | 5.48 |
| need them why would we | 1505.94 | 3.56 |
| minimize by a third oh my goodness more | 1514.419 | 7.721 |
| like 85 yep easily gone yep and then | 1518.539 | 5.221 |
| from there we can still with five | 1522.14 | 3.96 |
| percent we can play like Hunger Games | 1523.76 | 4.799 |
| type games it's this and you're on the | 1526.1 | 4.5 |
| same page as me I pitched like a uh what | 1528.559 | 4.681 |
| was the squid game yeah yeah for babies | 1530.6 | 4.92 |
| like right up like at the gate right out | 1533.24 | 3.84 |
| the gate and the games are real simple | 1535.52 | 4.279 |
| the games are like | 1537.08 | 4.26 |
| retrieval | 1539.799 | 4.601 |
| um Bay retrieval right and some of them | 1541.34 | 4.88 |
| have poison on them | 1544.4 | 7.2 |
| [Laughter] | 1546.22 | 8.079 |
| right that's one of them pay-per-view | 1551.6 | 5.9 |
| right definitely | 1554.299 | 3.201 |
| um | 1565.4 | 2.0 |
| I don't know yeah that's the though | 1572.14 | 4.48 |
| that's the I'd watch it gotta tune in to | 1574.52 | 2.71 |
| find out | 1576.62 | 4.26 |
| [Laughter] | 1577.23 | 6.65 |
| laughs | 1580.88 | 3.0 |
| oh who's a good man all right that's | 1586.82 | 5.339 |
| good and you got some big ass Beaver | 1589.64 | 5.34 |
| feet good Lord I never knew Beaver feet | 1592.159 | 5.281 |
| were that big I'll be looking uh we're | 1594.98 | 5.76 |
| looking good we got the beaver okay ass | 1597.44 | 8.16 |
| smells like sweet vanilla uh uh 29 huh | 1600.74 | 6.84 |
| oh yeah no it's a little [ __ ] all right | 1605.6 | 6.24 |
| well uh here we go and made with your | 1607.58 | 6.959 |
| own cementing paste look at that let's | 1611.84 | 4.56 |
| see let's put some stamina there's like | 1614.539 | 4.02 |
| a is this is this also a Smithy it was | 1616.4 | 4.08 |
| like a scroll yeah tools you can build | 1618.559 | 4.561 |
| them there man what yeah hold on now | 1620.48 | 5.34 |
| what didn't you do oh yeah no [ __ ] it's | 1623.12 | 4.5 |
| a little it's a mobile Smithy that's | 1625.82 | 5.099 |
| right that is awesome so here's the plan | 1627.62 | 5.039 |
| um we take this thing back down the | 1630.919 | 4.14 |
| water see if it swims fast enough and we | 1632.659 | 4.441 |
| find our new home I'm with you okay | 1635.059 | 3.6 |
| where should we put the pterodones in | 1637.1 | 3.9 |
| the base one of us can uh we should | 1638.659 | 3.961 |
| probably go together one of us will fly | 1641.0 | 3.779 |
| Birds one's One Rides a beaver but we | 1642.62 | 3.48 |
| can't go over this waterfall because a | 1644.779 | 2.941 |
| bunch of stuff was mad at me and it's | 1646.1 | 3.9 |
| still down there oh okay you lead the | 1647.72 | 4.199 |
| way what am I doing I'll jump on I'll | 1650.0 | 4.32 |
| jump on the birds uh you follow me with | 1651.919 | 5.461 |
| the beaver yep okay let's do it | 1654.32 | 5.099 |
| give her a name too yeah what is it | 1657.38 | 6.48 |
| sopping wet yep fitzer | 1659.419 | 7.14 |
| all right so you want me to do the old | 1663.86 | 5.699 |
| let's get in the water first okay okay | 1666.559 | 5.641 |
| oh boy oh yeah he's pretty quick yeah | 1669.559 | 5.401 |
| wow no this might not be a problem okay | 1672.2 | 5.16 |
| okay how do I stay up stay afloat oh | 1674.96 | 3.9 |
| space all right what am I supposed to be | 1677.36 | 4.699 |
| doing you need to Grapple | 1678.86 | 3.199 |
| all right okay all right and then turn | 1694.299 | 4.181 |
| it around yeah face it going out that | 1696.62 | 3.559 |
| way yeah all right stay there stay there | 1698.48 | 7.26 |
| and I am bam okay hands breath are you | 1700.179 | 8.38 |
| breathing uh yeah I'm good okay now this | 1705.74 | 6.439 |
| is uh hard to steer a little bit okay | 1708.559 | 7.321 |
| look at me I'm Beaver skiing yeah yeah | 1712.179 | 5.921 |
| all right cool let me try to navigate | 1715.88 | 5.64 |
| here I remember correctly all right | 1718.1 | 5.76 |
| let's my hot Auto hot disable would go | 1721.52 | 4.2 |
| away remember the button for that | 1723.86 | 3.96 |
| I think it's uh the one above enter the | 1725.72 | 4.8 |
| backspace oh yeah yeah enabled okay | 1727.82 | 5.82 |
| there we go all right hang on man I | 1730.52 | 5.039 |
| think we're getting close and I'm | 1733.64 | 4.74 |
| enjoying the ski trip oh the shark whoa | 1735.559 | 4.62 |
| yeah I really don't want to be oh God | 1738.38 | 3.899 |
| yeah I'm being I'm bait here all right | 1740.179 | 5.761 |
| uh kinda oh no also watch out for the | 1742.279 | 6.061 |
| jellyfish please okay I just got a far | 1745.94 | 5.58 |
| away in the spot oh I'm oh boy love boy | 1748.34 | 4.439 |
| are we safe let me know if I got even | 1751.52 | 2.82 |
| faster I'm not worried about it I'm | 1752.779 | 3.121 |
| worried about my oxygen now okay let's | 1754.34 | 3.24 |
| go up what are we looking for oh I see I | 1755.9 | 2.82 |
| think I see I think I see where you're | 1757.58 | 3.5 |
| after | 1758.72 | 2.36 |
| [ __ ] oh [ __ ] just don't stop don't hey | 1767.62 | 6.9 |
| oh no I need nowhere together | 1771.14 | 3.38 |
| Dave you're gonna get me killed so how's | 1775.779 | 5.681 |
| your breath it's good go I see God go as | 1778.52 | 4.68 |
| fast as you can is it as fast as I can | 1781.46 | 3.5 |
| go | 1783.2 | 5.16 |
| oh God hang on I'm hanging on all right | 1784.96 | 5.56 |
| how deep is this it's pretty deep oh | 1788.36 | 4.919 |
| what when's the oxygen start yeah look | 1790.52 | 4.86 |
| it's already started just stay alive all | 1793.279 | 4.081 |
| right okay oh right there oh my God | 1795.38 | 4.94 |
| surface surface | 1797.36 | 2.96 |
| get the top right I'm at the top I'm at | 1804.22 | 4.439 |
| the top look at this | 1806.84 | 5.059 |
| hold on | 1808.659 | 3.24 |
| oh man I'm almost dead we made it though | 1813.22 | 7.319 |
| did we we just we can't get up | 1816.86 | 3.679 |
| huh this place is cool any threats down | 1822.2 | 5.339 |
| here no I don't think so you don't think | 1825.26 | 5.1 |
| so yeah okay did you bring a foundation | 1827.539 | 5.221 |
| in the bed yeah yeah perfect we'll set | 1830.36 | 3.48 |
| one up | 1832.76 | 4.2 |
| oh my sweet home baby sweet spot neebs | 1833.84 | 4.98 |
| thank you there's a red thing over here | 1836.96 | 4.5 |
| that's right oh boy what number is it | 1838.82 | 5.88 |
| this time six out of 200 oh wowzy wow | 1841.46 | 6.48 |
| how'd I do 12 out of 200. look at you | 1844.7 | 5.28 |
| look at you you little Explorer I know | 1847.94 | 4.38 |
| look at you that's a double baby cool | 1849.98 | 5.0 |
| double | 1852.32 | 2.66 |
| please | 1855.44 | 5.57 |
| [Music] | 1856.6 | 4.41 |
| [Music] | 1863.14 | 8.209 |
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