First to Tame a Seagull Wins!!! - Ark Survival Ascended

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First to Tame a Seagull Wins!!! - Ark Survival Ascended
First to Tame a Seagull Wins!!! - Ark Survival Ascended

First to Tame a Seagull Wins!!! - Ark Survival Ascended

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neebs: So, why is 'First to Tame a Seagull Wins!!!' my favorite? I mean, who doesn’t want to witness the epic battle of man versus bird? It’s like the Hunger Games, but with more squawking!

simon: Right? And let’s be honest, seagulls are basically flying rats with wings. The real question is, who’s the bigger fool—us for trying to tame one or the seagull for thinking it can escape our grasp?

appsro: And let’s not forget the strategic genius behind this competition. It’s either a brilliant tactic to distract everyone from our lack of actual survival skills or just a desperate plea for attention!

neebs: Exactly! I mean, nothing screams 'survival expert' quite like chasing a bird around a virtual island. Next up, we’ll be training squirrels to fight our battles!

simon: Why stop there? Let’s throw in a raccoon army while we’re at it. I can already see the title: 'First to Assemble the Animal Avengers Wins!!!'

appsro: I’d watch that! But let’s be real, the highlight will still be the moment one of us accidentally throws a fish at a seagull, and it dives for it like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party!



Hey fellow Neebs fans! 🎉 I’m so excited to talk about the latest video drop on the Neebs Gaming channel! Let me tell you, it’s a nail-biter right from the start. The competition is heating up as our favorite team sets out on a wild quest to capture that elusive bird. Seriously, who will snag it first? The suspense is real!

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The Game

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Neebs Gaming has done it again with their latest cinematic masterpiece - Ark Survival Ascended. This long-running series chronicles the epic adventures of the colorful cast of characters that make up the Neebs Gaming crew as they strive to tame the wild and dangerous world of Ark.

In typical Neebs fashion, they approach the harsh survival mechanics of Ark with their signature blend of humor and camaraderie. The banter between the crew as they fumble their way through learning the game's complex systems is comedy gold. And the cinematic camera work makes you feel like you're right there alongside them, sharing in both the triumphs and hilarious failures.

But this series is more than just laughs. There is a riveting narrative thread as well, with our intrepid heroes working to unravel the secrets of the Arks and ascend to new heights of power. The storytelling and character development across the series really sucks you in. You grow attached to this band of lovable misfits.

And the action set pieces are simply breathtaking. From desperate battles against epic dinosaur bosses to exploring awe-inspiring fantasy landscapes, Neebs Gaming spares no expense in creating an immersive cinematic experience. It's Ark Survival like you've never seen before.

Overall, Ark Survival Ascended represents Neebs Gaming at their absolute best. Their one-of-a-kind comedic spin on Ark's survival concept paired with their cinematic flair results in a viewing experience that is thrilling, laugh-out-loud funny, and strangely heartfelt. It's honestly the next best thing to playing Ark yourself. So do yourself a favor and dive into this brilliant series - you won't be disappointed.


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behold the day has come what everyone0.529.199
Rejoice no neees you brushes guns shovel3.2810.68
aw get it yuck9.7194.241
what's going on over32.5595.721
here oh uh wall being broken but by I33.846.199
don't know is that that's not our Saro38.285.16
huh must not be huh all right so so how40.0396.721
about this oops I can't do that what are43.444.2
you46.763.2
doing wasting all my bullets here I know47.644.32
I shouldn't but what's all that noise49.965.16
shooting the Sarco that's attacking our51.965.04
place it's really it's really fixated on55.124.52
that isn't it you guys outside the wall57.04.12
no inside the wall inside the wall59.644.479
inside the wall y oh oh got me ooh and61.124.96
then spit me over get away from me you64.1195.401
little punk come on come on you little66.085.16
over here in the corner that's right69.523.239
you're going to die ooh it's something71.243.36
about to72.7595.521
die yeah that's right good job I can use74.65.559
that hide nice like the color on that78.283.92
saddle nebes that looks pretty good does80.1593.561
it yeah no it looks like a walking clown82.24.919
I love it it's great oh hey guys be83.725.32
inside the saloon you guys you got to87.1194.36
love this ooh89.046.24
see stepless Saloon I'm thinking oh yeah91.4795.64
yeah like right here in the corner where95.282.72
you walk97.1194.761
in right about98.09.36
here wow wow guess I'm sitting t or sit101.887.68
and go oh wait you can actually play107.364.84
poker yeah wait how come I can't sit I109.564.0
don't know I'm sitting maybe only one112.23.12
part that'd be crazy only one person can113.563.36
sit that makes Zer one person can sit at115.324.799
a poker table you your mind I am no well116.925.119
so this for the people who uh play by120.1194.64
themselves are you out of your mind oh122.0394.601
maybe the guy that's the best at124.7593.84
navigating menu should sit down all126.644.679
right how about this that's me so128.5996.64
tournament or casual select sit and go131.3197.361
and uh minimum quantity maximum item135.2395.601
type once you choose one then we'll138.684.44
probably all be able to sit down I'll140.843.44
see you guys later all right see you143.123.839
later okay we're we'll figure it out144.285.76
I'll stay here all day uh146.9593.811
let's see150.042.68
[Music]150.775.109
confirm just picked152.725.64
onead so is your sa going to be clown155.8795.761
car uh D named him it's a horrible name158.366.76
hate it but I TR is cerus isn't it yeah161.645.76
I don't want to change it confuse the165.123.6
Sarco and everything you know well I'm167.42.6
sure he's confused now with all the168.723.159
color I think he probably feels proud a170.04.4
sense of Pride yeah I can see that this171.8794.961
stupid eyeball what are you getting into174.44.119
uh I had I had an idea to go tame176.842.88
something that's been annoying us you178.5192.921
know you know one those seagull okay179.723.76
like what happens when we take one um181.445.56
I'll help you oh my god what I want to183.485.92
do that no you're playing dumb poker I187.04.68
can't figure it out no that's [ __ ]189.44.36
though come on you can't exclude us cuz191.683.68
we want to play poker you want to play a193.763.039
dumb game you play a dumb game we'll do195.363.239
something fun y'all figure out poker196.7993.16
we're getting seagulls I hate the198.5993.481
seagulls more than any of us hey you199.9594.64
know what then then we'll just do it too202.084.32
we'll we'll have two scenes going on204.5993.521
with two groups of people going for the206.44.32
birds I love it good good all right I'm208.124.479
not going to bring a dino de since you210.724.159
got that thing okay it's a snake oh kill212.5994.92
it oh wow oh god oh wow that is a snake214.8795.64
stop it yeah oh God he bit me I hope I217.5197.041
don't pass out yeah yeah and I helped220.5198.241
aha aha you driving uh yes yes thank you224.566.56
excuse me all right oh hey all right I228.764.399
should sit all right so we're just231.123.72
shooting these bad boys with the train233.1594.121
car uh apparently I guess we're setting234.845.039
out first okay did you know what we need237.288.239
to put in their bellies no [ __ ] probably239.8799.801
fish H we're going to need to get fish245.5198.0
yes [ __ ] get fish right up here well249.686.679
need's got one right here okay let see253.5196.761
we can get still are you bowling or TR256.3596.961
Arrow well okay first one and then the260.287.28
other oh okay crap I hope you Bowa maybe263.326.879
yeah God waste these things I got three267.565.16
of them I guess set your bow to to knock270.1994.28
out what with TR arrows yep yeah of272.724.08
course you're already there274.4795.081
okay did you tame him no I didn't tame276.85.36
him he was just a freeloader oh okay all279.564.68
right so out here not far from here is282.164.16
where I've been bothered by them many284.244.399
times I think we probably all have yeah286.323.8
but I still don't know really how we're288.6393.921
going to catch them uh with good aim290.125.76
I've got fish now all right man they292.564.84
they're not here oh there no there's one295.883.599
to your there's one I see one see go297.45.28
yeah I turn left oh left left yep yep299.4795.841
you see that guy over there on the beach302.685.48
Straight Ahead yeah yeah yeah you see305.325.04
him oh I do there you go come on you308.165.759
piece of [ __ ] yeah piece of [ __ ] okay so310.367.76
let's get the Wham jams let's both oh313.9198.081
God right up the bat one shot I'm like318.125.32
let's do this322.06.24
together okay um oh it's dead oh no well323.447.599
that's a problem that is arrows too one328.245.12
Arrow too strong yeah and that was a331.0396.681
Tran Arrow so oh you know what what I333.366.08
got a337.724.8
slingshot what's that door coming from339.443.8
the342.523.92
cube oh here we go here we go here we go343.247.239
how did that Miss oh I got it you got it346.446.08
I did I could have swore it bow it oh350.4794.321
maybe it did still look at it still okay352.526.76
let's shoot him oh killed it a [ __ ] ah354.86.92
okay you sure this is a knockout t uh359.286.359
yeah yeah see oh well we got hi feet361.726.44
always use that365.6397.0
okay [ __ ] of [ __ ] I'm going to hold on368.166.68
he's almost out you got him you got him372.6394.041
he will not steal something more from me374.843.04
come come on you little [ __ ] he not lead376.682.16
it lead377.884.56
it he steal it yeah stole it stole no he378.844.919
didn't steal that stole something come382.444.8
on be patient try was that shot holy383.7596.361
[ __ ] leading it got him387.246.0
nope I hit him though I don't know I did390.125.96
he was red debatable uh no definitely393.243.76
not396.083.76
debatable hold on yeah every I I'm397.05.08
seriously have not been that that oh399.845.96
damn it what slingshot broke [ __ ] I'm402.085.04
going to I'm going to kill this one no405.82.28
wait wait407.123.44
wait408.086.08
please oh what's your strategy this time410.566.639
uh bow of him and then shoot him once oh414.164.92
you shot him twice last time [ __ ] can I417.1994.081
stop the baa hey you switch switch419.084.119
weapons [ __ ] yeah I tried to waste it421.282.84
all right423.1992.961
yeah man he's just he's hovering right424.123.519
above the water know crazy when you426.163.479
don't want them yeah no it's insane it's427.6394.12
like yeah right here right here you429.6394.321
little bastard oh he's looking this way431.7593.12
I think I might see another one over433.962.72
here in the woods that' be better anyway434.8794.16
he's so close isn't he yeah yeah I see436.684.16
one over here okay I'll keep an eye on439.0392.921
this one you keep an eye on that one440.842.4
gotch441.965.519
you yeah stupid bastard all right maybe443.246.799
if you stay still can I hit you once oh447.4794.081
he just got still he got still mine's450.0392.801
still just floating around oh I got him451.562.88
once I got him once you got him once452.843.84
come on drop why's mine just looking I'm454.444.56
right here I look tasty oh oh I think I456.685.959
got him down yeah yes yes where you459.05.08
bring the fish bring the fish bring the462.6395.201
fish all right come in your way o baby464.087.92
get away [ __ ] how am I not getting you467.846.319
there sounds like again you got you got472.03.639
to lead it more you're way behind I474.1592.72
swear to God what the hell's the sound475.6394.24
that I'm hearing you missing okay well476.8794.801
most of the time when it's red I do get479.8794.0
do get481.685.12
it okay how many shots you want I mean I483.8795.081
don't know here here take it no no no no486.85.2
I no no no no no trust me it's yours pal488.965.48
do you have any rocks cuz I'm out uh492.04.68
hopefully had some rocks I guaranteed494.443.759
two rocks that's all I need though496.683.44
that's all I need two rocks there you go498.1993.761
perfect where' you where'd you drop it500.124.079
that's your [ __ ]501.966.44
uh I drive it that I drive it man please504.1997.081
just drop it I I just give me a second508.45.48
okay how about that I got you yeah and511.284.04
if you do get him it's cuz I knocked him513.882.599
down515.324.279
mostly oh yeah definitely all right I516.4794.24
got to put some uh this was in the519.5994.841
footage and the pudding yeah ow well520.7197.201
that's gone he just got got did he take524.445.92
the yeah the sling527.926.16
shot yes this is embarrassing yep it's530.365.56
pretty534.085.6
bad theves get up here I'm coming ooh o535.926.52
this is a exciting day yeah I went and539.684.839
got more fish because seems like don't542.444.92
take a lot of fish gotcha544.5194.88
gotcha547.364.599
and549.3996.201
play what we got a seing before timeon551.9596.681
and Dora we got a single before Simon555.65.52
and Dora because we're the best and so558.645.04
smart that's a catchy561.125.2
tune now listen where's the bird is he's563.683.839
not going to wake up oh no he's fine566.322.759
he's on the ground right there I S some567.5194.161
Nar narcotics in his ass he's good okay569.0793.841
but you got to feed him narcotics you571.683.52
know you got to feed him narcotics572.923.76
otherwise wait you don't have to feed575.23.639
him of cour Narcotics yes they just576.685.32
don't consume that by just the meat oh578.8394.801
oh yeah well usually you got to keep an582.03.399
eye on The Knockout he's fine oh yeah583.643.36
the unconscious wow that is lower than I585.3993.081
thought it would be yeah glad you came587.03.959
along I know so should I feed him this588.484.2
yet or go go ahead and get his590.9593.44
unconsciousness way up why not yeah yeah592.683.68
yeah Contin you know what let's put a594.3993.44
lot in you let's see hopefully that's596.363.24
not Overkill597.8393.44
yeah whatever and then mooo will feed599.64.16
him full of fish yeah full of fish601.2794.56
you're all drugs you little B man I feel603.764.92
like it's a lot for this little guy ah605.8396.521
he's he's got it coming no mercy to608.687.08
seagull no mercy to seagull they are the612.366.84
worst so [ __ ] them de [ __ ] them [ __ ]615.767.72
them and many more619.26.68
okay oh you piece of [ __ ] are you623.484.16
shooting already well this is the one we625.884.199
have a Tran in627.644.12
yeah yeah oh he landed it might have630.0792.961
killed it it might have killed it it631.763.639
probably did you check on that we got633.044.479
any of the prospects or what there's a635.3995.041
few over here oh it's dead it's dead637.5194.961
there's like four of them over here all640.443.079
right let's [ __ ] them up but they're642.483.44
over the water I don't know if they'll643.5193.961
automatically die we can drag them out645.923.719
IM try it all right let's get lucky647.484.72
let's get lucky I got 10 TRS left yeah649.6394.721
how many 10 all right yeah I really I652.24.16
have 20 left and I'm got to stop wasting654.365.2
them and oh boy damn it that was to back656.365.599
with one otherwise we didn't go back659.563.839
with661.9594.88
one that's one in you you got one in yep663.3995.041
that one that just [ __ ] wet at me I666.8393.161
got one in oh he's going to die he's got668.443.44
two just drop maybe he's going to drop670.04.88
he Dro is he dead um knocked out okay671.885.36
there we go perfect good job Simon yes674.883.959
yes yes good job buddy all right you677.244.52
know it would be even better two yeah678.8395.601
yeah you're right681.767.12
a a you okay Bubba I can't stop this684.446.72
Emer688.885.84
okay what is that emote called stomach691.166.16
flu I was trying to do a back flip Oh Oh694.725.44
no you're out of it okay good697.325.84
deal you like guacamole hell yeah I love700.164.76
guacamole that's what I thought man703.164.6
guacamole so damn good yeah as teia704.925.32
won't eat avocados period She she'll eat707.764.96
guacamole though and she'll eat fite710.244.839
yeah I F her some Tuda tartar one time I712.724.2
didn't tell her about the the avocados715.0794.361
in it she's like oh this is delicious716.924.159
she is Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum and I'm719.443.12
like there avocado in it she looked at721.0793.32
me like I just destroyed her world yeah722.564.24
I went to get uh drinks the other day at724.3996.0
a Mexican bar restaurant and I was like726.85.159
yeah let's get some chips and guacamole730.3993.201
too and they're like big one I'm like731.9593.24
how big's the big one he all right I'll733.65.0
be back I'm like wait how okay how big735.1994.64
was it I guess we're getting the big it738.63.52
was too much oh wow that's it was too739.8394.921
much I love guacamole but it's too much742.123.92
if you're saying it's too much it was744.763.28
too much yeah cuz yeah you I've seen you746.044.4
eat I mean disg it's just that taste748.044.28
alone without other food gets to be too750.443.959
much yeah it's over it's over752.324.12
overwhelming you got to mix it you got754.3993.641
to mix guacamole with stuff oh yeah is756.445.36
it tamed yet uh it's 84%758.045.64
84761.85.2
yay there you763.683.32
go all right Simon this is the fifth one767.1995.32
sixth one we've killed yeah listen now770.484.28
you notice I've switched back to the772.5194.88
slingshot I did notice I think so I774.764.0
think that's the what we got to do we777.3993.841
have to fine we got to look at the bird778.764.24
and make sure that we're not shooting it781.244.0
cuz they're always getting tattered so783.04.24
once before they get tattered I got to I785.243.599
got to hit it with the freaking slingy787.244.279
if it's a strong one Tran is fine I788.8394.201
think but then we just got to stop791.5193.0
shooting wait for it to drop but we've793.043.4
cleared this area out but what happened794.5193.401
when with the one that you had before796.442.639
that was knocked down I don't know if797.923.0
something ate it from the water it was799.0793.76
just de it it was unconscious though so800.924.84
that one we almost got yeah you know802.8395.841
[ __ ] all right I I don't even care805.765.56
anymore I'll play play some poker uh no808.684.08
I want to do this too trust me all right811.323.36
we we'll try we'll try one more time we812.764.319
can do814.682.399
this he's a lot heavier than I thought817.123.68
he'd be I love it I mean you should be819.0794.76
on his shoulder yeah really that's how I820.85.52
feel look how big he is it looks amazing823.8395.761
yeah uh I've named her uh gullan gullan826.325.36
gullan okay I like that so now I want to829.63.599
go come come with me down to the water I831.683.599
want to test something out so you think833.1994.361
these things are useful huh I think so835.2794.761
that's the rumor I heard okay can't wait837.567.68
to see it so let's see uh if I tap uhhuh840.047.44
let's see I know see that's the thing I845.244.36
don't know how to do the thing I think847.486.24
it's supposed to do okay okay so if he's849.66.0
on my shoulder and I point him towards853.723.479
water and855.63.2
go857.1995.521
oh doing it nope he right back right858.86.32
back to you okay uh that wasn't the862.724.28
thing right no that's not the thing that865.124.2
was dumb yeah let's see if uh let's go867.04.32
into the like maybe that is the right869.323.6
thing to do but I need to uh I need I871.323.68
need to see a fish where's a fish okay872.923.76
you want to see a fish yeah I think you875.03.72
could throw this guy towards fish I'll876.684.719
look I'll look in878.724.679
fish881.3994.961
um I don't see any fish yet of course of883.3994.8
course there's no fish we go down the886.363.839
beach uh yeah let's go down the river888.1994.64
okay down the890.1992.64
river [ __ ] what'd you lose SL895.7598.32
sh I don't know where it is [ __ ] I900.5195.721
[ __ ] hit him with the damn Rock he's904.0794.721
not tattered come on just drop it should906.245.039
work you got a Tran and you just drop I908.83.68
I'll give him I'm going to give him a911.2794.12
Tran got got I gave him a Tran still not912.484.599
dead no more TRS he might get you know915.3993.081
what let him he Dr he's dropped all917.0794.12
right see he might right here okay okay918.485.64
unconscious yeah yes good job Simon damn921.1994.56
it that's good you see this what we need924.123.68
to do more just shoot him and then watch925.7594.961
him right on the boat m m it was meant927.85.0
to be meant to930.725.08
be there he goes oh he looks like he's932.85.56
mean something hey you into it nope came935.84.32
right back to me that other fish is Bird938.365.159
that's not yours did it [ __ ] me man do940.126.159
do the attack my target thing again on943.5194.401
what go back in there and and see the946.2793.081
fish now he's fallowing you try it like947.923.96
that again what you get back in that949.365.479
water and you do hit the period again951.884.199
get fish all right without him on my954.8393.041
shoulders oh God that's a big fish is he956.0793.281
following you what is that oh yeah957.883.36
that's uh oh that's a dolphin okay maybe959.365.0
your bird should be following you all961.245.44
right attack that Target okay he moving964.363.36
he966.683.68
moving maybe this is it there he goes967.725.52
maybe this is it yeah get970.366.959
it okay oh we did it yeah he bring it to973.245.92
you yeah come on977.3195.64
Gan there he goes all right that is only979.167.96
slightly impressive let's see but huh I982.9596.841
chop this up987.124.0
we know what happens when you chop fish989.83.399
up I know hold give me a second okay is991.123.68
this chopping up what the hell's going993.1994.841
on you getting it there it is you did it994.87.88
is that it uh I assume you got fish meat998.047.159
yeah but I thought I was supposed to get1002.685.2
Prime fish meat a that would have made1005.1995.88
it cooler yeah and it it did not let's1007.885.36
try dodo where's a [ __ ] dodo all1011.0794.24
right now we're looking for dodo I had1013.246.64
plans today but guess we're doing this1015.3197.601
good oh got one in them it's fun to1019.885.28
watch buddy got another one in him all1022.923.999
right I'm going to sit and let him fall1025.165.399
it fell unconscious1026.9196.4
unconscious my God bam and I got some1030.5596.201
fishy fish here you have anys have no oh1033.3195.161
you know what I do1036.764.279
have berries oh I mean that's a good1038.485.64
start it'll work right of them yeah look1041.0395.07
at that look at that look at that we got1044.123.16
[Music]1046.1095.251
two so now what if I tell the dodo that1047.286.96
is my target or tell the bird T this1051.364.64
whole period right same damn thing it's1054.242.96
got you got to aim at it it's got to be1056.03.36
in your crosshairs doing it like aim1057.26.0
crosshairs boom didn't work period yes1059.366.72
dude Jesus [ __ ] Christ yeah hold1063.25.839
period release1066.085.68
nothing oh W okay that just okay just1069.0394.161
threw him that time cuz he was in your1071.764.44
shoulder oh he he killed it already good1073.24.64
all right so do we get Pride meat now he1076.24.08
dropped it and it's right there okay so1077.846.76
oh oh he's sparkling glowing so now if I1080.288.04
hit it Prim1084.67.079
me not one thing of prime meat what I've1088.326.239
wasted my entire day I'm going to figure1091.6795.88
this out all right1094.5593.0
[ __ ] how much fish do you have1099.0394.201
I'll I'll put all these in yours oh1101.284.279
thank you thank you there's mantle ra1103.246.2
down there okay all lurking about1105.5595.36
oh wow you're down to1109.445.56
3.9 oh it's now 3.9 yeah yeah you1110.9196.201
slacked on the food I slacked on the1115.03.84
food but I swear to God it was only 21117.123.6
minutes and I and I didn't realize I'm1118.843.36
sorry I wasn't paying attention actually1120.722.959
it was longer than that now that I PID1122.23.479
attention to it yeah it had to be I went1123.6793.281
in there and it was clearly I was1125.6794.0
feeding in narcoberries when it had no1126.965.52
food right boy oh boy but you know what1129.6796.0
I made up with a being a good shot today1132.486.04
yeah come on give me something I mean1135.6794.641
it's also [ __ ] it takes too long to1138.524.96
tame I know way too long all right1140.324.88
hopefully we'll get this one holy crap1143.484.319
we might not okay so back to back to uh1145.24.52
fishing we need to load up these things1147.7994.36
with like 40 fish each Crossing each1149.724.839
other's path look like idiots out here1152.1594.0
that's six ain't going to do it so this1154.5593.521
thing's going to die well mine ain't1156.1593.921
going to die is it let's focus on the1158.083.52
one on the1160.084.2
ship all right see the dodo throw the1161.65.079
seagull at the dodo seagull takes the1164.285.399
dodo and hopefully kills the dodo1166.6796.24
yep kills the dodo drops the dodo okay1169.6796.041
now the dodo should be sparkly it is now1172.9194.361
what did you chop the last one with the1175.723.959
last I just used a damn axe I think1177.285.32
pickax is for meat right is it is axe1179.6794.801
for hide [ __ ] if I know is that what I1182.64.52
did wrong try1184.486.92
that no prime meat any meat yes I mean1187.126.679
just regular meat no you killed AO over1191.44.159
here as well didn't you yeah uh where'd1193.7994.281
it go it was on there it is on the1195.5594.801
ground I keep doing this all right try1198.085.76
it again one Prim me hey okay we go so1200.365.6
it's random it's random it should be1203.843.28
every time it should be every time I1205.962.64
mean it's a pain it's it's enough of a1207.123.439
pain in the ass just one just one prime1208.64.959
meat just one prime meat okay okay so at1210.5594.201
least we know yeah if we're going out1213.5592.881
taming stuff and we want you know to get1214.764.159
prime meat this is an option is it worth1216.445.0
it I don't know nope not a good option1218.9194.521
nope not a damn good option at all but1221.444.28
hey at least we saw it well done go home1223.446.119
and eat seagull tonight1225.723.839
[Music]1230.966.92
Adora how many narcos are in her1234.248.12
um we got 10 left brother but pretty1237.886.48
damn knocked out at the moment all right1242.364.72
that's good I got at least 25 what's she1244.364.08
at almost1247.084.36
50% yeah well it's going to be a late1248.445.84
night home coming run all right that's1251.444.719
fine we got this it's just patience1254.283.84
right it's fine it's fine the other1256.1593.801
one's dead dead that's fine don't get1258.125.12
too close to the tower oh the tower oh1259.966.52
[ __ ] yeah okay I shouldn't have told you1263.244.6
that would been hilarious didn't even1266.483.97
realize yeah yeah I get it1267.849.839
[Music]1270.4510.27
yeah all right I will check aren't we1277.6794.801
supposed to have more cards in this uh1280.723.439
well yeah I think the the cards come as1282.483.079
they go yeah all right so now what are1284.1593.961
you going to do um I don't like anything1285.5595.161
um tell me that I might be poker facing1288.124.96
you right now okay well Poker Face me1290.724.16
okay I don't see any options I'm just1293.084.68
looking at cards oh okay so it's my go1294.886.2
okay gotcha let's see now we're all1297.766.919
playing huh yeah let's see uh I'll check1301.086.04
hey you got a bird yeah there we did1304.6794.681
they look really dumb okay yeah yeah all1307.124.0
right so needes that check it's your go1309.364.72
all right I'll bet 20 what's check mean1311.124.32
check check means you don't want to bet1314.085.92
anything okay uh check we go so right1315.448.479
another card comes in hu let's see I1320.05.64
don't know how to play this game wait is1323.9194.441
it one is one of you in now am I I see1325.645.159
the cards but what do I hit now Whoever1328.364.12
has the controls on the on the bottom1330.7993.561
right that's that's whose play it is oh1332.485.28
it's not me then oh it's me idiot okay1334.366.12
uh I'm I'm going check all right there1337.765.12
we go okay so yeah it's my turn1340.485.04
now you know what I'll bet I'll bet a1342.884.32
little I'll bet a little bit is this1345.524.12
poker yes this is poker I don't even I1347.25.079
play poker I have no idea what my where1349.644.6
my cards are you don't have them leaves1352.2793.28
an hour in the middle of a damn game1354.244.6
that's fine1355.5593.281
[Music]1359.2219.539

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