First to Tame a Seagull Wins!!! - Ark Survival Ascended
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neebs: So, why is 'First to Tame a Seagull Wins!!!' my favorite? I mean, who doesn’t want to witness the epic battle of man versus bird? It’s like the Hunger Games, but with more squawking!
simon: Right? And let’s be honest, seagulls are basically flying rats with wings. The real question is, who’s the bigger fool—us for trying to tame one or the seagull for thinking it can escape our grasp?
appsro: And let’s not forget the strategic genius behind this competition. It’s either a brilliant tactic to distract everyone from our lack of actual survival skills or just a desperate plea for attention!
neebs: Exactly! I mean, nothing screams 'survival expert' quite like chasing a bird around a virtual island. Next up, we’ll be training squirrels to fight our battles!
simon: Why stop there? Let’s throw in a raccoon army while we’re at it. I can already see the title: 'First to Assemble the Animal Avengers Wins!!!'
appsro: I’d watch that! But let’s be real, the highlight will still be the moment one of us accidentally throws a fish at a seagull, and it dives for it like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party!
Hey fellow Neebs fans! 🎉 I’m so excited to talk about the latest video drop on the Neebs Gaming channel! Let me tell you, it’s a nail-biter right from the start. The competition is heating up as our favorite team sets out on a wild quest to capture that elusive bird. Seriously, who will snag it first? The suspense is real!
You can just feel the energy and camaraderie among the Neebs crew as they dive into this challenge. It’s always a blast to see their hilarious banter and clever strategies unfold. You know what I love? It’s not just about the competition; it’s about the fun they have along the way. Whether they’re cracking jokes or getting into some unexpected shenanigans, you can’t help but root for them!
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Neebs Gaming has done it again with their latest cinematic masterpiece - Ark Survival Ascended. This long-running series chronicles the epic adventures of the colorful cast of characters that make up the Neebs Gaming crew as they strive to tame the wild and dangerous world of Ark.
In typical Neebs fashion, they approach the harsh survival mechanics of Ark with their signature blend of humor and camaraderie. The banter between the crew as they fumble their way through learning the game's complex systems is comedy gold. And the cinematic camera work makes you feel like you're right there alongside them, sharing in both the triumphs and hilarious failures.
But this series is more than just laughs. There is a riveting narrative thread as well, with our intrepid heroes working to unravel the secrets of the Arks and ascend to new heights of power. The storytelling and character development across the series really sucks you in. You grow attached to this band of lovable misfits.
And the action set pieces are simply breathtaking. From desperate battles against epic dinosaur bosses to exploring awe-inspiring fantasy landscapes, Neebs Gaming spares no expense in creating an immersive cinematic experience. It's Ark Survival like you've never seen before.
Overall, Ark Survival Ascended represents Neebs Gaming at their absolute best. Their one-of-a-kind comedic spin on Ark's survival concept paired with their cinematic flair results in a viewing experience that is thrilling, laugh-out-loud funny, and strangely heartfelt. It's honestly the next best thing to playing Ark yourself. So do yourself a favor and dive into this brilliant series - you won't be disappointed.
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Transcript
| Caption | Start | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| [Music] | 0.13 | 3.15 |
| behold the day has come what everyone | 0.52 | 9.199 |
| Rejoice no neees you brushes guns shovel | 3.28 | 10.68 |
| aw get it yuck | 9.719 | 4.241 |
| what's going on over | 32.559 | 5.721 |
| here oh uh wall being broken but by I | 33.84 | 6.199 |
| don't know is that that's not our Saro | 38.28 | 5.16 |
| huh must not be huh all right so so how | 40.039 | 6.721 |
| about this oops I can't do that what are | 43.44 | 4.2 |
| you | 46.76 | 3.2 |
| doing wasting all my bullets here I know | 47.64 | 4.32 |
| I shouldn't but what's all that noise | 49.96 | 5.16 |
| shooting the Sarco that's attacking our | 51.96 | 5.04 |
| place it's really it's really fixated on | 55.12 | 4.52 |
| that isn't it you guys outside the wall | 57.0 | 4.12 |
| no inside the wall inside the wall | 59.64 | 4.479 |
| inside the wall y oh oh got me ooh and | 61.12 | 4.96 |
| then spit me over get away from me you | 64.119 | 5.401 |
| little punk come on come on you little | 66.08 | 5.16 |
| over here in the corner that's right | 69.52 | 3.239 |
| you're going to die ooh it's something | 71.24 | 3.36 |
| about to | 72.759 | 5.521 |
| die yeah that's right good job I can use | 74.6 | 5.559 |
| that hide nice like the color on that | 78.28 | 3.92 |
| saddle nebes that looks pretty good does | 80.159 | 3.561 |
| it yeah no it looks like a walking clown | 82.2 | 4.919 |
| I love it it's great oh hey guys be | 83.72 | 5.32 |
| inside the saloon you guys you got to | 87.119 | 4.36 |
| love this ooh | 89.04 | 6.24 |
| see stepless Saloon I'm thinking oh yeah | 91.479 | 5.64 |
| yeah like right here in the corner where | 95.28 | 2.72 |
| you walk | 97.119 | 4.761 |
| in right about | 98.0 | 9.36 |
| here wow wow guess I'm sitting t or sit | 101.88 | 7.68 |
| and go oh wait you can actually play | 107.36 | 4.84 |
| poker yeah wait how come I can't sit I | 109.56 | 4.0 |
| don't know I'm sitting maybe only one | 112.2 | 3.12 |
| part that'd be crazy only one person can | 113.56 | 3.36 |
| sit that makes Zer one person can sit at | 115.32 | 4.799 |
| a poker table you your mind I am no well | 116.92 | 5.119 |
| so this for the people who uh play by | 120.119 | 4.64 |
| themselves are you out of your mind oh | 122.039 | 4.601 |
| maybe the guy that's the best at | 124.759 | 3.84 |
| navigating menu should sit down all | 126.64 | 4.679 |
| right how about this that's me so | 128.599 | 6.64 |
| tournament or casual select sit and go | 131.319 | 7.361 |
| and uh minimum quantity maximum item | 135.239 | 5.601 |
| type once you choose one then we'll | 138.68 | 4.44 |
| probably all be able to sit down I'll | 140.84 | 3.44 |
| see you guys later all right see you | 143.12 | 3.839 |
| later okay we're we'll figure it out | 144.28 | 5.76 |
| I'll stay here all day uh | 146.959 | 3.811 |
| let's see | 150.04 | 2.68 |
| [Music] | 150.77 | 5.109 |
| confirm just picked | 152.72 | 5.64 |
| onead so is your sa going to be clown | 155.879 | 5.761 |
| car uh D named him it's a horrible name | 158.36 | 6.76 |
| hate it but I TR is cerus isn't it yeah | 161.64 | 5.76 |
| I don't want to change it confuse the | 165.12 | 3.6 |
| Sarco and everything you know well I'm | 167.4 | 2.6 |
| sure he's confused now with all the | 168.72 | 3.159 |
| color I think he probably feels proud a | 170.0 | 4.4 |
| sense of Pride yeah I can see that this | 171.879 | 4.961 |
| stupid eyeball what are you getting into | 174.4 | 4.119 |
| uh I had I had an idea to go tame | 176.84 | 2.88 |
| something that's been annoying us you | 178.519 | 2.921 |
| know you know one those seagull okay | 179.72 | 3.76 |
| like what happens when we take one um | 181.44 | 5.56 |
| I'll help you oh my god what I want to | 183.48 | 5.92 |
| do that no you're playing dumb poker I | 187.0 | 4.68 |
| can't figure it out no that's [ __ ] | 189.4 | 4.36 |
| though come on you can't exclude us cuz | 191.68 | 3.68 |
| we want to play poker you want to play a | 193.76 | 3.039 |
| dumb game you play a dumb game we'll do | 195.36 | 3.239 |
| something fun y'all figure out poker | 196.799 | 3.16 |
| we're getting seagulls I hate the | 198.599 | 3.481 |
| seagulls more than any of us hey you | 199.959 | 4.64 |
| know what then then we'll just do it too | 202.08 | 4.32 |
| we'll we'll have two scenes going on | 204.599 | 3.521 |
| with two groups of people going for the | 206.4 | 4.32 |
| birds I love it good good all right I'm | 208.12 | 4.479 |
| not going to bring a dino de since you | 210.72 | 4.159 |
| got that thing okay it's a snake oh kill | 212.599 | 4.92 |
| it oh wow oh god oh wow that is a snake | 214.879 | 5.64 |
| stop it yeah oh God he bit me I hope I | 217.519 | 7.041 |
| don't pass out yeah yeah and I helped | 220.519 | 8.241 |
| aha aha you driving uh yes yes thank you | 224.56 | 6.56 |
| excuse me all right oh hey all right I | 228.76 | 4.399 |
| should sit all right so we're just | 231.12 | 3.72 |
| shooting these bad boys with the train | 233.159 | 4.121 |
| car uh apparently I guess we're setting | 234.84 | 5.039 |
| out first okay did you know what we need | 237.28 | 8.239 |
| to put in their bellies no [ __ ] probably | 239.879 | 9.801 |
| fish H we're going to need to get fish | 245.519 | 8.0 |
| yes [ __ ] get fish right up here well | 249.68 | 6.679 |
| need's got one right here okay let see | 253.519 | 6.761 |
| we can get still are you bowling or TR | 256.359 | 6.961 |
| Arrow well okay first one and then the | 260.28 | 7.28 |
| other oh okay crap I hope you Bowa maybe | 263.32 | 6.879 |
| yeah God waste these things I got three | 267.56 | 5.16 |
| of them I guess set your bow to to knock | 270.199 | 4.28 |
| out what with TR arrows yep yeah of | 272.72 | 4.08 |
| course you're already there | 274.479 | 5.081 |
| okay did you tame him no I didn't tame | 276.8 | 5.36 |
| him he was just a freeloader oh okay all | 279.56 | 4.68 |
| right so out here not far from here is | 282.16 | 4.16 |
| where I've been bothered by them many | 284.24 | 4.399 |
| times I think we probably all have yeah | 286.32 | 3.8 |
| but I still don't know really how we're | 288.639 | 3.921 |
| going to catch them uh with good aim | 290.12 | 5.76 |
| I've got fish now all right man they | 292.56 | 4.84 |
| they're not here oh there no there's one | 295.88 | 3.599 |
| to your there's one I see one see go | 297.4 | 5.28 |
| yeah I turn left oh left left yep yep | 299.479 | 5.841 |
| you see that guy over there on the beach | 302.68 | 5.48 |
| Straight Ahead yeah yeah yeah you see | 305.32 | 5.04 |
| him oh I do there you go come on you | 308.16 | 5.759 |
| piece of [ __ ] yeah piece of [ __ ] okay so | 310.36 | 7.76 |
| let's get the Wham jams let's both oh | 313.919 | 8.081 |
| God right up the bat one shot I'm like | 318.12 | 5.32 |
| let's do this | 322.0 | 6.24 |
| together okay um oh it's dead oh no well | 323.44 | 7.599 |
| that's a problem that is arrows too one | 328.24 | 5.12 |
| Arrow too strong yeah and that was a | 331.039 | 6.681 |
| Tran Arrow so oh you know what what I | 333.36 | 6.08 |
| got a | 337.72 | 4.8 |
| slingshot what's that door coming from | 339.44 | 3.8 |
| the | 342.52 | 3.92 |
| cube oh here we go here we go here we go | 343.24 | 7.239 |
| how did that Miss oh I got it you got it | 346.44 | 6.08 |
| I did I could have swore it bow it oh | 350.479 | 4.321 |
| maybe it did still look at it still okay | 352.52 | 6.76 |
| let's shoot him oh killed it a [ __ ] ah | 354.8 | 6.92 |
| okay you sure this is a knockout t uh | 359.28 | 6.359 |
| yeah yeah see oh well we got hi feet | 361.72 | 6.44 |
| always use that | 365.639 | 7.0 |
| okay [ __ ] of [ __ ] I'm going to hold on | 368.16 | 6.68 |
| he's almost out you got him you got him | 372.639 | 4.041 |
| he will not steal something more from me | 374.84 | 3.04 |
| come come on you little [ __ ] he not lead | 376.68 | 2.16 |
| it lead | 377.88 | 4.56 |
| it he steal it yeah stole it stole no he | 378.84 | 4.919 |
| didn't steal that stole something come | 382.44 | 4.8 |
| on be patient try was that shot holy | 383.759 | 6.361 |
| [ __ ] leading it got him | 387.24 | 6.0 |
| nope I hit him though I don't know I did | 390.12 | 5.96 |
| he was red debatable uh no definitely | 393.24 | 3.76 |
| not | 396.08 | 3.76 |
| debatable hold on yeah every I I'm | 397.0 | 5.08 |
| seriously have not been that that oh | 399.84 | 5.96 |
| damn it what slingshot broke [ __ ] I'm | 402.08 | 5.04 |
| going to I'm going to kill this one no | 405.8 | 2.28 |
| wait wait | 407.12 | 3.44 |
| wait | 408.08 | 6.08 |
| please oh what's your strategy this time | 410.56 | 6.639 |
| uh bow of him and then shoot him once oh | 414.16 | 4.92 |
| you shot him twice last time [ __ ] can I | 417.199 | 4.081 |
| stop the baa hey you switch switch | 419.08 | 4.119 |
| weapons [ __ ] yeah I tried to waste it | 421.28 | 2.84 |
| all right | 423.199 | 2.961 |
| yeah man he's just he's hovering right | 424.12 | 3.519 |
| above the water know crazy when you | 426.16 | 3.479 |
| don't want them yeah no it's insane it's | 427.639 | 4.12 |
| like yeah right here right here you | 429.639 | 4.321 |
| little bastard oh he's looking this way | 431.759 | 3.12 |
| I think I might see another one over | 433.96 | 2.72 |
| here in the woods that' be better anyway | 434.879 | 4.16 |
| he's so close isn't he yeah yeah I see | 436.68 | 4.16 |
| one over here okay I'll keep an eye on | 439.039 | 2.921 |
| this one you keep an eye on that one | 440.84 | 2.4 |
| gotch | 441.96 | 5.519 |
| you yeah stupid bastard all right maybe | 443.24 | 6.799 |
| if you stay still can I hit you once oh | 447.479 | 4.081 |
| he just got still he got still mine's | 450.039 | 2.801 |
| still just floating around oh I got him | 451.56 | 2.88 |
| once I got him once you got him once | 452.84 | 3.84 |
| come on drop why's mine just looking I'm | 454.44 | 4.56 |
| right here I look tasty oh oh I think I | 456.68 | 5.959 |
| got him down yeah yes yes where you | 459.0 | 5.08 |
| bring the fish bring the fish bring the | 462.639 | 5.201 |
| fish all right come in your way o baby | 464.08 | 7.92 |
| get away [ __ ] how am I not getting you | 467.84 | 6.319 |
| there sounds like again you got you got | 472.0 | 3.639 |
| to lead it more you're way behind I | 474.159 | 2.72 |
| swear to God what the hell's the sound | 475.639 | 4.24 |
| that I'm hearing you missing okay well | 476.879 | 4.801 |
| most of the time when it's red I do get | 479.879 | 4.0 |
| do get | 481.68 | 5.12 |
| it okay how many shots you want I mean I | 483.879 | 5.081 |
| don't know here here take it no no no no | 486.8 | 5.2 |
| I no no no no no trust me it's yours pal | 488.96 | 5.48 |
| do you have any rocks cuz I'm out uh | 492.0 | 4.68 |
| hopefully had some rocks I guaranteed | 494.44 | 3.759 |
| two rocks that's all I need though | 496.68 | 3.44 |
| that's all I need two rocks there you go | 498.199 | 3.761 |
| perfect where' you where'd you drop it | 500.12 | 4.079 |
| that's your [ __ ] | 501.96 | 6.44 |
| uh I drive it that I drive it man please | 504.199 | 7.081 |
| just drop it I I just give me a second | 508.4 | 5.48 |
| okay how about that I got you yeah and | 511.28 | 4.04 |
| if you do get him it's cuz I knocked him | 513.88 | 2.599 |
| down | 515.32 | 4.279 |
| mostly oh yeah definitely all right I | 516.479 | 4.24 |
| got to put some uh this was in the | 519.599 | 4.841 |
| footage and the pudding yeah ow well | 520.719 | 7.201 |
| that's gone he just got got did he take | 524.44 | 5.92 |
| the yeah the sling | 527.92 | 6.16 |
| shot yes this is embarrassing yep it's | 530.36 | 5.56 |
| pretty | 534.08 | 5.6 |
| bad theves get up here I'm coming ooh o | 535.92 | 6.52 |
| this is a exciting day yeah I went and | 539.68 | 4.839 |
| got more fish because seems like don't | 542.44 | 4.92 |
| take a lot of fish gotcha | 544.519 | 4.88 |
| gotcha | 547.36 | 4.599 |
| and | 549.399 | 6.201 |
| play what we got a seing before timeon | 551.959 | 6.681 |
| and Dora we got a single before Simon | 555.6 | 5.52 |
| and Dora because we're the best and so | 558.64 | 5.04 |
| smart that's a catchy | 561.12 | 5.2 |
| tune now listen where's the bird is he's | 563.68 | 3.839 |
| not going to wake up oh no he's fine | 566.32 | 2.759 |
| he's on the ground right there I S some | 567.519 | 4.161 |
| Nar narcotics in his ass he's good okay | 569.079 | 3.841 |
| but you got to feed him narcotics you | 571.68 | 3.52 |
| know you got to feed him narcotics | 572.92 | 3.76 |
| otherwise wait you don't have to feed | 575.2 | 3.639 |
| him of cour Narcotics yes they just | 576.68 | 5.32 |
| don't consume that by just the meat oh | 578.839 | 4.801 |
| oh yeah well usually you got to keep an | 582.0 | 3.399 |
| eye on The Knockout he's fine oh yeah | 583.64 | 3.36 |
| the unconscious wow that is lower than I | 585.399 | 3.081 |
| thought it would be yeah glad you came | 587.0 | 3.959 |
| along I know so should I feed him this | 588.48 | 4.2 |
| yet or go go ahead and get his | 590.959 | 3.44 |
| unconsciousness way up why not yeah yeah | 592.68 | 3.68 |
| yeah Contin you know what let's put a | 594.399 | 3.44 |
| lot in you let's see hopefully that's | 596.36 | 3.24 |
| not Overkill | 597.839 | 3.44 |
| yeah whatever and then mooo will feed | 599.6 | 4.16 |
| him full of fish yeah full of fish | 601.279 | 4.56 |
| you're all drugs you little B man I feel | 603.76 | 4.92 |
| like it's a lot for this little guy ah | 605.839 | 6.521 |
| he's he's got it coming no mercy to | 608.68 | 7.08 |
| seagull no mercy to seagull they are the | 612.36 | 6.84 |
| worst so [ __ ] them de [ __ ] them [ __ ] | 615.76 | 7.72 |
| them and many more | 619.2 | 6.68 |
| okay oh you piece of [ __ ] are you | 623.48 | 4.16 |
| shooting already well this is the one we | 625.88 | 4.199 |
| have a Tran in | 627.64 | 4.12 |
| yeah yeah oh he landed it might have | 630.079 | 2.961 |
| killed it it might have killed it it | 631.76 | 3.639 |
| probably did you check on that we got | 633.04 | 4.479 |
| any of the prospects or what there's a | 635.399 | 5.041 |
| few over here oh it's dead it's dead | 637.519 | 4.961 |
| there's like four of them over here all | 640.44 | 3.079 |
| right let's [ __ ] them up but they're | 642.48 | 3.44 |
| over the water I don't know if they'll | 643.519 | 3.961 |
| automatically die we can drag them out | 645.92 | 3.719 |
| IM try it all right let's get lucky | 647.48 | 4.72 |
| let's get lucky I got 10 TRS left yeah | 649.639 | 4.721 |
| how many 10 all right yeah I really I | 652.2 | 4.16 |
| have 20 left and I'm got to stop wasting | 654.36 | 5.2 |
| them and oh boy damn it that was to back | 656.36 | 5.599 |
| with one otherwise we didn't go back | 659.56 | 3.839 |
| with | 661.959 | 4.88 |
| one that's one in you you got one in yep | 663.399 | 5.041 |
| that one that just [ __ ] wet at me I | 666.839 | 3.161 |
| got one in oh he's going to die he's got | 668.44 | 3.44 |
| two just drop maybe he's going to drop | 670.0 | 4.88 |
| he Dro is he dead um knocked out okay | 671.88 | 5.36 |
| there we go perfect good job Simon yes | 674.88 | 3.959 |
| yes yes good job buddy all right you | 677.24 | 4.52 |
| know it would be even better two yeah | 678.839 | 5.601 |
| yeah you're right | 681.76 | 7.12 |
| a a you okay Bubba I can't stop this | 684.44 | 6.72 |
| Emer | 688.88 | 5.84 |
| okay what is that emote called stomach | 691.16 | 6.16 |
| flu I was trying to do a back flip Oh Oh | 694.72 | 5.44 |
| no you're out of it okay good | 697.32 | 5.84 |
| deal you like guacamole hell yeah I love | 700.16 | 4.76 |
| guacamole that's what I thought man | 703.16 | 4.6 |
| guacamole so damn good yeah as teia | 704.92 | 5.32 |
| won't eat avocados period She she'll eat | 707.76 | 4.96 |
| guacamole though and she'll eat fite | 710.24 | 4.839 |
| yeah I F her some Tuda tartar one time I | 712.72 | 4.2 |
| didn't tell her about the the avocados | 715.079 | 4.361 |
| in it she's like oh this is delicious | 716.92 | 4.159 |
| she is Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum and I'm | 719.44 | 3.12 |
| like there avocado in it she looked at | 721.079 | 3.32 |
| me like I just destroyed her world yeah | 722.56 | 4.24 |
| I went to get uh drinks the other day at | 724.399 | 6.0 |
| a Mexican bar restaurant and I was like | 726.8 | 5.159 |
| yeah let's get some chips and guacamole | 730.399 | 3.201 |
| too and they're like big one I'm like | 731.959 | 3.24 |
| how big's the big one he all right I'll | 733.6 | 5.0 |
| be back I'm like wait how okay how big | 735.199 | 4.64 |
| was it I guess we're getting the big it | 738.6 | 3.52 |
| was too much oh wow that's it was too | 739.839 | 4.921 |
| much I love guacamole but it's too much | 742.12 | 3.92 |
| if you're saying it's too much it was | 744.76 | 3.28 |
| too much yeah cuz yeah you I've seen you | 746.04 | 4.4 |
| eat I mean disg it's just that taste | 748.04 | 4.28 |
| alone without other food gets to be too | 750.44 | 3.959 |
| much yeah it's over it's over | 752.32 | 4.12 |
| overwhelming you got to mix it you got | 754.399 | 3.641 |
| to mix guacamole with stuff oh yeah is | 756.44 | 5.36 |
| it tamed yet uh it's 84% | 758.04 | 5.64 |
| 84 | 761.8 | 5.2 |
| yay there you | 763.68 | 3.32 |
| go all right Simon this is the fifth one | 767.199 | 5.32 |
| sixth one we've killed yeah listen now | 770.48 | 4.28 |
| you notice I've switched back to the | 772.519 | 4.88 |
| slingshot I did notice I think so I | 774.76 | 4.0 |
| think that's the what we got to do we | 777.399 | 3.841 |
| have to fine we got to look at the bird | 778.76 | 4.24 |
| and make sure that we're not shooting it | 781.24 | 4.0 |
| cuz they're always getting tattered so | 783.0 | 4.24 |
| once before they get tattered I got to I | 785.24 | 3.599 |
| got to hit it with the freaking slingy | 787.24 | 4.279 |
| if it's a strong one Tran is fine I | 788.839 | 4.201 |
| think but then we just got to stop | 791.519 | 3.0 |
| shooting wait for it to drop but we've | 793.04 | 3.4 |
| cleared this area out but what happened | 794.519 | 3.401 |
| when with the one that you had before | 796.44 | 2.639 |
| that was knocked down I don't know if | 797.92 | 3.0 |
| something ate it from the water it was | 799.079 | 3.76 |
| just de it it was unconscious though so | 800.92 | 4.84 |
| that one we almost got yeah you know | 802.839 | 5.841 |
| [ __ ] all right I I don't even care | 805.76 | 5.56 |
| anymore I'll play play some poker uh no | 808.68 | 4.08 |
| I want to do this too trust me all right | 811.32 | 3.36 |
| we we'll try we'll try one more time we | 812.76 | 4.319 |
| can do | 814.68 | 2.399 |
| this he's a lot heavier than I thought | 817.12 | 3.68 |
| he'd be I love it I mean you should be | 819.079 | 4.76 |
| on his shoulder yeah really that's how I | 820.8 | 5.52 |
| feel look how big he is it looks amazing | 823.839 | 5.761 |
| yeah uh I've named her uh gullan gullan | 826.32 | 5.36 |
| gullan okay I like that so now I want to | 829.6 | 3.599 |
| go come come with me down to the water I | 831.68 | 3.599 |
| want to test something out so you think | 833.199 | 4.361 |
| these things are useful huh I think so | 835.279 | 4.761 |
| that's the rumor I heard okay can't wait | 837.56 | 7.68 |
| to see it so let's see uh if I tap uhhuh | 840.04 | 7.44 |
| let's see I know see that's the thing I | 845.24 | 4.36 |
| don't know how to do the thing I think | 847.48 | 6.24 |
| it's supposed to do okay okay so if he's | 849.6 | 6.0 |
| on my shoulder and I point him towards | 853.72 | 3.479 |
| water and | 855.6 | 3.2 |
| go | 857.199 | 5.521 |
| oh doing it nope he right back right | 858.8 | 6.32 |
| back to you okay uh that wasn't the | 862.72 | 4.28 |
| thing right no that's not the thing that | 865.12 | 4.2 |
| was dumb yeah let's see if uh let's go | 867.0 | 4.32 |
| into the like maybe that is the right | 869.32 | 3.6 |
| thing to do but I need to uh I need I | 871.32 | 3.68 |
| need to see a fish where's a fish okay | 872.92 | 3.76 |
| you want to see a fish yeah I think you | 875.0 | 3.72 |
| could throw this guy towards fish I'll | 876.68 | 4.719 |
| look I'll look in | 878.72 | 4.679 |
| fish | 881.399 | 4.961 |
| um I don't see any fish yet of course of | 883.399 | 4.8 |
| course there's no fish we go down the | 886.36 | 3.839 |
| beach uh yeah let's go down the river | 888.199 | 4.64 |
| okay down the | 890.199 | 2.64 |
| river [ __ ] what'd you lose SL | 895.759 | 8.32 |
| sh I don't know where it is [ __ ] I | 900.519 | 5.721 |
| [ __ ] hit him with the damn Rock he's | 904.079 | 4.721 |
| not tattered come on just drop it should | 906.24 | 5.039 |
| work you got a Tran and you just drop I | 908.8 | 3.68 |
| I'll give him I'm going to give him a | 911.279 | 4.12 |
| Tran got got I gave him a Tran still not | 912.48 | 4.599 |
| dead no more TRS he might get you know | 915.399 | 3.081 |
| what let him he Dr he's dropped all | 917.079 | 4.12 |
| right see he might right here okay okay | 918.48 | 5.64 |
| unconscious yeah yes good job Simon damn | 921.199 | 4.56 |
| it that's good you see this what we need | 924.12 | 3.68 |
| to do more just shoot him and then watch | 925.759 | 4.961 |
| him right on the boat m m it was meant | 927.8 | 5.0 |
| to be meant to | 930.72 | 5.08 |
| be there he goes oh he looks like he's | 932.8 | 5.56 |
| mean something hey you into it nope came | 935.8 | 4.32 |
| right back to me that other fish is Bird | 938.36 | 5.159 |
| that's not yours did it [ __ ] me man do | 940.12 | 6.159 |
| do the attack my target thing again on | 943.519 | 4.401 |
| what go back in there and and see the | 946.279 | 3.081 |
| fish now he's fallowing you try it like | 947.92 | 3.96 |
| that again what you get back in that | 949.36 | 5.479 |
| water and you do hit the period again | 951.88 | 4.199 |
| get fish all right without him on my | 954.839 | 3.041 |
| shoulders oh God that's a big fish is he | 956.079 | 3.281 |
| following you what is that oh yeah | 957.88 | 3.36 |
| that's uh oh that's a dolphin okay maybe | 959.36 | 5.0 |
| your bird should be following you all | 961.24 | 5.44 |
| right attack that Target okay he moving | 964.36 | 3.36 |
| he | 966.68 | 3.68 |
| moving maybe this is it there he goes | 967.72 | 5.52 |
| maybe this is it yeah get | 970.36 | 6.959 |
| it okay oh we did it yeah he bring it to | 973.24 | 5.92 |
| you yeah come on | 977.319 | 5.64 |
| Gan there he goes all right that is only | 979.16 | 7.96 |
| slightly impressive let's see but huh I | 982.959 | 6.841 |
| chop this up | 987.12 | 4.0 |
| we know what happens when you chop fish | 989.8 | 3.399 |
| up I know hold give me a second okay is | 991.12 | 3.68 |
| this chopping up what the hell's going | 993.199 | 4.841 |
| on you getting it there it is you did it | 994.8 | 7.88 |
| is that it uh I assume you got fish meat | 998.04 | 7.159 |
| yeah but I thought I was supposed to get | 1002.68 | 5.2 |
| Prime fish meat a that would have made | 1005.199 | 5.88 |
| it cooler yeah and it it did not let's | 1007.88 | 5.36 |
| try dodo where's a [ __ ] dodo all | 1011.079 | 4.24 |
| right now we're looking for dodo I had | 1013.24 | 6.64 |
| plans today but guess we're doing this | 1015.319 | 7.601 |
| good oh got one in them it's fun to | 1019.88 | 5.28 |
| watch buddy got another one in him all | 1022.92 | 3.999 |
| right I'm going to sit and let him fall | 1025.16 | 5.399 |
| it fell unconscious | 1026.919 | 6.4 |
| unconscious my God bam and I got some | 1030.559 | 6.201 |
| fishy fish here you have anys have no oh | 1033.319 | 5.161 |
| you know what I do | 1036.76 | 4.279 |
| have berries oh I mean that's a good | 1038.48 | 5.64 |
| start it'll work right of them yeah look | 1041.039 | 5.07 |
| at that look at that look at that we got | 1044.12 | 3.16 |
| [Music] | 1046.109 | 5.251 |
| two so now what if I tell the dodo that | 1047.28 | 6.96 |
| is my target or tell the bird T this | 1051.36 | 4.64 |
| whole period right same damn thing it's | 1054.24 | 2.96 |
| got you got to aim at it it's got to be | 1056.0 | 3.36 |
| in your crosshairs doing it like aim | 1057.2 | 6.0 |
| crosshairs boom didn't work period yes | 1059.36 | 6.72 |
| dude Jesus [ __ ] Christ yeah hold | 1063.2 | 5.839 |
| period release | 1066.08 | 5.68 |
| nothing oh W okay that just okay just | 1069.039 | 4.161 |
| threw him that time cuz he was in your | 1071.76 | 4.44 |
| shoulder oh he he killed it already good | 1073.2 | 4.64 |
| all right so do we get Pride meat now he | 1076.2 | 4.08 |
| dropped it and it's right there okay so | 1077.84 | 6.76 |
| oh oh he's sparkling glowing so now if I | 1080.28 | 8.04 |
| hit it Prim | 1084.6 | 7.079 |
| me not one thing of prime meat what I've | 1088.32 | 6.239 |
| wasted my entire day I'm going to figure | 1091.679 | 5.88 |
| this out all right | 1094.559 | 3.0 |
| [ __ ] how much fish do you have | 1099.039 | 4.201 |
| I'll I'll put all these in yours oh | 1101.28 | 4.279 |
| thank you thank you there's mantle ra | 1103.24 | 6.2 |
| down there okay all lurking about | 1105.559 | 5.36 |
| oh wow you're down to | 1109.44 | 5.56 |
| 3.9 oh it's now 3.9 yeah yeah you | 1110.919 | 6.201 |
| slacked on the food I slacked on the | 1115.0 | 3.84 |
| food but I swear to God it was only 2 | 1117.12 | 3.6 |
| minutes and I and I didn't realize I'm | 1118.84 | 3.36 |
| sorry I wasn't paying attention actually | 1120.72 | 2.959 |
| it was longer than that now that I PID | 1122.2 | 3.479 |
| attention to it yeah it had to be I went | 1123.679 | 3.281 |
| in there and it was clearly I was | 1125.679 | 4.0 |
| feeding in narcoberries when it had no | 1126.96 | 5.52 |
| food right boy oh boy but you know what | 1129.679 | 6.0 |
| I made up with a being a good shot today | 1132.48 | 6.04 |
| yeah come on give me something I mean | 1135.679 | 4.641 |
| it's also [ __ ] it takes too long to | 1138.52 | 4.96 |
| tame I know way too long all right | 1140.32 | 4.88 |
| hopefully we'll get this one holy crap | 1143.48 | 4.319 |
| we might not okay so back to back to uh | 1145.2 | 4.52 |
| fishing we need to load up these things | 1147.799 | 4.36 |
| with like 40 fish each Crossing each | 1149.72 | 4.839 |
| other's path look like idiots out here | 1152.159 | 4.0 |
| that's six ain't going to do it so this | 1154.559 | 3.521 |
| thing's going to die well mine ain't | 1156.159 | 3.921 |
| going to die is it let's focus on the | 1158.08 | 3.52 |
| one on the | 1160.08 | 4.2 |
| ship all right see the dodo throw the | 1161.6 | 5.079 |
| seagull at the dodo seagull takes the | 1164.28 | 5.399 |
| dodo and hopefully kills the dodo | 1166.679 | 6.24 |
| yep kills the dodo drops the dodo okay | 1169.679 | 6.041 |
| now the dodo should be sparkly it is now | 1172.919 | 4.361 |
| what did you chop the last one with the | 1175.72 | 3.959 |
| last I just used a damn axe I think | 1177.28 | 5.32 |
| pickax is for meat right is it is axe | 1179.679 | 4.801 |
| for hide [ __ ] if I know is that what I | 1182.6 | 4.52 |
| did wrong try | 1184.48 | 6.92 |
| that no prime meat any meat yes I mean | 1187.12 | 6.679 |
| just regular meat no you killed AO over | 1191.4 | 4.159 |
| here as well didn't you yeah uh where'd | 1193.799 | 4.281 |
| it go it was on there it is on the | 1195.559 | 4.801 |
| ground I keep doing this all right try | 1198.08 | 5.76 |
| it again one Prim me hey okay we go so | 1200.36 | 5.6 |
| it's random it's random it should be | 1203.84 | 3.28 |
| every time it should be every time I | 1205.96 | 2.64 |
| mean it's a pain it's it's enough of a | 1207.12 | 3.439 |
| pain in the ass just one just one prime | 1208.6 | 4.959 |
| meat just one prime meat okay okay so at | 1210.559 | 4.201 |
| least we know yeah if we're going out | 1213.559 | 2.881 |
| taming stuff and we want you know to get | 1214.76 | 4.159 |
| prime meat this is an option is it worth | 1216.44 | 5.0 |
| it I don't know nope not a good option | 1218.919 | 4.521 |
| nope not a damn good option at all but | 1221.44 | 4.28 |
| hey at least we saw it well done go home | 1223.44 | 6.119 |
| and eat seagull tonight | 1225.72 | 3.839 |
| [Music] | 1230.96 | 6.92 |
| Adora how many narcos are in her | 1234.24 | 8.12 |
| um we got 10 left brother but pretty | 1237.88 | 6.48 |
| damn knocked out at the moment all right | 1242.36 | 4.72 |
| that's good I got at least 25 what's she | 1244.36 | 4.08 |
| at almost | 1247.08 | 4.36 |
| 50% yeah well it's going to be a late | 1248.44 | 5.84 |
| night home coming run all right that's | 1251.44 | 4.719 |
| fine we got this it's just patience | 1254.28 | 3.84 |
| right it's fine it's fine the other | 1256.159 | 3.801 |
| one's dead dead that's fine don't get | 1258.12 | 5.12 |
| too close to the tower oh the tower oh | 1259.96 | 6.52 |
| [ __ ] yeah okay I shouldn't have told you | 1263.24 | 4.6 |
| that would been hilarious didn't even | 1266.48 | 3.97 |
| realize yeah yeah I get it | 1267.84 | 9.839 |
| [Music] | 1270.45 | 10.27 |
| yeah all right I will check aren't we | 1277.679 | 4.801 |
| supposed to have more cards in this uh | 1280.72 | 3.439 |
| well yeah I think the the cards come as | 1282.48 | 3.079 |
| they go yeah all right so now what are | 1284.159 | 3.961 |
| you going to do um I don't like anything | 1285.559 | 5.161 |
| um tell me that I might be poker facing | 1288.12 | 4.96 |
| you right now okay well Poker Face me | 1290.72 | 4.16 |
| okay I don't see any options I'm just | 1293.08 | 4.68 |
| looking at cards oh okay so it's my go | 1294.88 | 6.2 |
| okay gotcha let's see now we're all | 1297.76 | 6.919 |
| playing huh yeah let's see uh I'll check | 1301.08 | 6.04 |
| hey you got a bird yeah there we did | 1304.679 | 4.681 |
| they look really dumb okay yeah yeah all | 1307.12 | 4.0 |
| right so needes that check it's your go | 1309.36 | 4.72 |
| all right I'll bet 20 what's check mean | 1311.12 | 4.32 |
| check check means you don't want to bet | 1314.08 | 5.92 |
| anything okay uh check we go so right | 1315.44 | 8.479 |
| another card comes in hu let's see I | 1320.0 | 5.64 |
| don't know how to play this game wait is | 1323.919 | 4.441 |
| it one is one of you in now am I I see | 1325.64 | 5.159 |
| the cards but what do I hit now Whoever | 1328.36 | 4.12 |
| has the controls on the on the bottom | 1330.799 | 3.561 |
| right that's that's whose play it is oh | 1332.48 | 5.28 |
| it's not me then oh it's me idiot okay | 1334.36 | 6.12 |
| uh I'm I'm going check all right there | 1337.76 | 5.12 |
| we go okay so yeah it's my turn | 1340.48 | 5.04 |
| now you know what I'll bet I'll bet a | 1342.88 | 4.32 |
| little I'll bet a little bit is this | 1345.52 | 4.12 |
| poker yes this is poker I don't even I | 1347.2 | 5.079 |
| play poker I have no idea what my where | 1349.64 | 4.6 |
| my cards are you don't have them leaves | 1352.279 | 3.28 |
| an hour in the middle of a damn game | 1354.24 | 4.6 |
| that's fine | 1355.559 | 3.281 |
| [Music] | 1359.22 | 19.539 |
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