FIGHTING GIANT SPIDERS... for Pillows! - Conan Exiles
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neebs: Hey Simon, have you seen the latest Conan Exiles video? Fighting giant spiders for pillows, can you believe it?
simon: Oh yeah, that one is hilarious! The gas chamber build was genius, just like our teamwork in-game.
appsro: I still can't get over Eeyore Green Arrow Johnson's antics in that episode. He really stole the show, didn't he?
neebs: Totally, Appsro! And let's not forget about the gossamer hunt and the epic spider egg plucking. It was a wild ride from start to finish.
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Hey there fellow Neebs Gaming fans! Have you checked out the latest episode of Conan Exiles Season 2 yet? Anthony and Neebs are up to some crazy shenanigans as they build a gas chamber, while Dora, Simon, and Appsro venture out in search of gossamer. And can we talk about Eeyore Green Arrow Johnson? He really shines in this episode, coming into his own like never before.
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The timestamps in this episode are super helpful in navigating through all the hilarious moments. From Dora's HOA discovery to Appsro's antics, there's never a dull moment. And let's not forget about Eeyore - he's always up to something unexpected.
As the episode unfolds, you'll find yourself laughing, cringing, and cheering on the Neebs Gaming crew. It's a rollercoaster of emotions, but one thing's for sure - you won't want to miss a single moment. So grab your favorite Neebs Gaming shirt, sit back, and enjoy the ride with Conan Exiles Season 2.
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| Caption | Start | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| Anthony I love it I think it's done you | 1.199 | 4.501 |
| think it's gonna work well it's a lot of | 3.78 | 3.36 |
| input from you and me it's a | 5.7 | 3.479 |
| collaborative effort so if it fails we | 7.14 | 3.6 |
| fail together so we lead them to these | 9.179 | 3.301 |
| stairs right yeah they chase after us | 10.74 | 2.76 |
| they're like oh we're gonna get them | 12.48 | 3.6 |
| we're gonna get oh oh no stuck right | 13.5 | 4.56 |
| can't get out that way we don't know if | 16.08 | 3.959 |
| they can climb oh wait did you plan on | 18.06 | 3.6 |
| just you should have two exits for us | 20.039 | 4.08 |
| right there's two exits on that end oh | 21.66 | 3.6 |
| you're assuming you can do the door | 24.119 | 2.521 |
| quick enough I'm assuming I'm gonna fall | 25.26 | 3.0 |
| and then I'm gonna Sprint over here and | 26.64 | 3.84 |
| see you you'll get hurt you get hurt | 28.26 | 3.78 |
| when you try to climb these top parts of | 30.48 | 3.239 |
| the wall right but what if they try to | 32.04 | 3.3 |
| climb out let's see what if you go here | 33.719 | 3.061 |
| and you do the door then they're right | 35.34 | 3.0 |
| behind you like ah crap they got out | 36.78 | 3.599 |
| then I run again I know but if this top | 38.34 | 4.02 |
| part right here all right so maybe the | 40.379 | 3.601 |
| end because I go here I'm hurt the end | 42.36 | 3.66 |
| we clean Yeah clean end hopefully | 43.98 | 3.599 |
| they're stuck and hopefully it works and | 46.02 | 3.6 |
| then we loot everything they have take | 47.579 | 4.021 |
| it all we'll take it all from you give | 49.62 | 6.259 |
| it up people we're coming for you | 51.6 | 4.279 |
| what | 68.34 | 3.0 |
| yo this is getting tall it's art it'll | 74.299 | 5.441 |
| say it's art this oh how is it not this | 77.159 | 4.82 |
| is beautiful that's what bad artists say | 79.74 | 4.919 |
| hey but what about the good artists and | 81.979 | 5.081 |
| and you who don't have taste the good | 84.659 | 3.901 |
| artist it's a good artists are humble | 87.06 | 3.239 |
| about it they're like yeah I'm not that | 88.56 | 3.419 |
| good of an artist I mean abstra's place | 90.299 | 4.441 |
| looks lovely but yeah I mean we're | 91.979 | 4.981 |
| trying to see how tall we can go my | 94.74 | 3.78 |
| place doesn't look that good I think it | 96.96 | 2.699 |
| looks great I mean you've seen my place | 98.52 | 2.88 |
| right yeah you're but I like your place | 99.659 | 4.081 |
| I do too as well it's nice yeah it gets | 101.4 | 5.52 |
| the job done hey yeah look what I made | 103.74 | 5.879 |
| oh my God you look fantastic oh thank | 106.92 | 5.04 |
| you you look fantastic yeah I made a | 109.619 | 3.96 |
| sickle you know this is for sickling | 111.96 | 4.08 |
| cichlid I need to sickle some spider | 113.579 | 5.72 |
| webs because I need silk oh Sickle Cell | 116.04 | 6.719 |
| yes I want to go on a spider hunt sickle | 119.299 | 5.5 |
| cell anemia Adventure man and you know | 122.759 | 6.741 |
| me I love spiders yeah spider Hood | 124.799 | 4.701 |
| are you at the top of that thing yes yes | 129.92 | 5.8 |
| I'll be down in 10 minutes I don't think | 132.72 | 4.68 |
| I can make it jump into the water okay | 135.72 | 4.379 |
| hold on wait a second go Simon go jump | 137.4 | 5.339 |
| jump jump jump jump all right all right | 140.099 | 3.901 |
| all right all right I'm being pressured | 142.739 | 3.921 |
| into this uh | 144.0 | 2.66 |
| man it's like we're at wherever they do | 151.86 | 3.959 |
| those things that's deep enough dude | 154.08 | 3.299 |
| look at this drop off that's wonderful | 155.819 | 2.821 |
| all right it worked out well spiders | 157.379 | 3.36 |
| spiders | 158.64 | 4.14 |
| neebs what do I do do I just yell at | 160.739 | 3.661 |
| them get their attention and give them a | 162.78 | 4.5 |
| follow you you trap them hey | 164.4 | 6.059 |
| you people people look interested yeah | 167.28 | 4.8 |
| there's two people do we just start with | 170.459 | 3.42 |
| two sure start with two let's start with | 172.08 | 4.08 |
| two come and get me oh look at this fire | 173.879 | 3.781 |
| I hope this works this is dark | 176.16 | 3.0 |
| technology straight nice and straight | 177.66 | 4.2 |
| take it slow take it slow and did they | 179.16 | 4.079 |
| where are they find I got the steps | 181.86 | 2.82 |
| climb back up the steps yeah let them | 183.239 | 3.72 |
| get closer there you go get them coming | 184.68 | 4.38 |
| at you hello oh oh here's one yep they | 186.959 | 3.541 |
| are really finicky on these steps back | 189.06 | 3.539 |
| them up nope nope no you don't like it | 190.5 | 4.08 |
| open the doors maybe try or try one more | 192.599 | 3.72 |
| time then open the door okay oh yeah he | 194.58 | 3.36 |
| doesn't like it oh oh oh almost almost | 196.319 | 3.78 |
| almost you gotta quit running so quick | 197.94 | 3.96 |
| okay he's right there man hey can we get | 200.099 | 3.601 |
| me punk yeah there you go come and get | 201.9 | 3.66 |
| me blonde haired Beauty right here he | 203.7 | 3.84 |
| looks like the main character of a 70s | 205.56 | 3.959 |
| sci-fi novel there you go bring him back | 207.54 | 6.479 |
| come on yep and hey yeah okay there's me | 209.519 | 5.701 |
| a problem let's try the door yeah let's | 214.019 | 2.341 |
| try that I mean the door's gonna work | 215.22 | 2.7 |
| he's gonna walk through the door uh-huh | 216.36 | 3.18 |
| come right in there you go he's in can | 217.92 | 3.48 |
| you shut the door no nope it's fine I'm | 219.54 | 3.66 |
| gonna run to this end oh can we get me | 221.4 | 3.6 |
| down here come and get me doors closed | 223.2 | 3.06 |
| oh why would you do that names because I | 225.0 | 3.06 |
| need to get out the door that's why we | 226.26 | 3.0 |
| did the clown thing that's right that's | 228.06 | 2.94 |
| true but the door worked yeah we have a | 229.26 | 3.0 |
| trapped man I don't want him slipping | 231.0 | 3.42 |
| out so that's one let's watch him freak | 232.26 | 3.899 |
| out we got about we got about 30 more to | 234.42 | 3.899 |
| capture yeah but but it's been proven to | 236.159 | 4.681 |
| work okay that's right although I think | 238.319 | 3.541 |
| we oh | 240.84 | 2.34 |
| what do you do | 241.86 | 4.82 |
| what'd he do he's gone | 243.18 | 3.5 |
| names I think the game makers are | 246.72 | 3.54 |
| smarter than us Astro would have an | 248.58 | 4.579 |
| aneurysm right now | 250.26 | 2.899 |
| what you got on her oh blue stuff I'm | 263.78 | 5.02 |
| taking that blue stuff yeah there was | 266.699 | 5.101 |
| blue stuff on her so is it not too hard | 268.8 | 4.98 |
| to make armor because I need I need like | 271.8 | 3.899 |
| real armor not too hard no it's not too | 273.78 | 3.479 |
| hard you just gotta go to the Armory and | 275.699 | 3.841 |
| do the crafty crafts I'm gonna do that's | 277.259 | 5.281 |
| that's my goal next yeah now if I am not | 279.54 | 4.98 |
| mistaken wasn't there a spider cave out | 282.54 | 5.219 |
| here ah maybe maybe I know I've seen | 284.52 | 5.34 |
| spiders oh yeah for sure I could have | 287.759 | 3.841 |
| swore that was more to the east | 289.86 | 3.899 |
| Northeast I don't know they're probably | 291.6 | 3.659 |
| everywhere let me look at the map so | 293.759 | 3.541 |
| let's see you're saying go east well I | 295.259 | 3.421 |
| mean I just remember that way back when | 297.3 | 3.36 |
| we first played it okay | 298.68 | 3.54 |
| um but I'm sure there are no ways we'll | 300.66 | 3.3 |
| go east I'll go on your uh we'll go on | 302.22 | 2.94 |
| your advice oh God we shouldn't have | 303.96 | 3.12 |
| done that I'm thinking I'm thinking it | 305.16 | 5.22 |
| might be South but you know not sure | 307.08 | 5.339 |
| because really 25 percent chance right | 310.38 | 4.44 |
| yeah yeah sure probably yeah yeah I mean | 312.419 | 5.041 |
| no definitely is it's a guess I'm pretty | 314.82 | 4.5 |
| sure yeah we stopped by a cave over | 317.46 | 4.62 |
| there that was inhabited by dudes dude | 319.32 | 4.26 |
| cave yeah we don't want to go to the | 322.08 | 4.08 |
| dude cave we need spiders tell you what | 323.58 | 4.5 |
| there's a big rock in the distance it | 326.16 | 3.18 |
| looks like a ding dong we'll go there | 328.08 | 5.119 |
| ding dong rock it is all right | 329.34 | 3.859 |
| okay they're mad at me what's the plan | 333.24 | 4.2 |
| new plan keep hurting him if we kill him | 334.74 | 4.679 |
| maybe he won't respawn you think if he's | 337.44 | 3.479 |
| taking damage I think if he's taking | 339.419 | 5.421 |
| damage stick around hey come and get me | 340.919 | 3.921 |
| all right but you can jump you know | 357.259 | 3.581 |
| those walls if you need to get out I | 359.46 | 3.36 |
| know but what but I want them to to live | 360.84 | 4.32 |
| to stay and look they're stupid they | 362.82 | 4.02 |
| can't hit me but are you worried if we | 365.16 | 3.18 |
| kill them they'll just respawn back over | 366.84 | 3.24 |
| there you know that's the second in part | 368.34 | 3.359 |
| of science names that's the second part | 370.08 | 3.36 |
| of this this experiment that guy's mad | 371.699 | 3.301 |
| at you boy science is a lot of work | 373.44 | 3.36 |
| isn't it yeah a lot of running a lot of | 375.0 | 5.22 |
| jogging right yeah yeah I feel the | 376.8 | 5.04 |
| mirrors in that guy okay all right all | 380.22 | 2.94 |
| right they hurt me a little open the | 381.84 | 3.12 |
| doorman shut the door jump out if you | 383.16 | 3.78 |
| need to oh one came through not the | 384.96 | 3.299 |
| other one get the other one did he slip | 386.94 | 2.52 |
| out the door because you opened it yes | 388.259 | 3.06 |
| it happened exactly as you said you're | 389.46 | 3.359 |
| right I've warned you that you were | 391.319 | 2.341 |
| right | 392.819 | 2.761 |
| one's down hey it's two down all right | 393.66 | 4.319 |
| and they're not back I mean how do you | 395.58 | 3.78 |
| know because they were on the beach | 397.979 | 3.421 |
| right there when I attracted their | 399.36 | 4.26 |
| attention all right that's two let's do | 401.4 | 4.68 |
| it again keep waiting them out | 403.62 | 4.26 |
| all right Captain Marvel you see what I | 406.08 | 4.02 |
| see I do that man up top yeah I want the | 407.88 | 3.9 |
| spider if you want to shoot the guy I do | 410.1 | 3.9 |
| did he just not oh he's reacting oh yeah | 411.78 | 4.4 |
| oh no yeah he's coming around | 414.0 | 4.979 |
| all right spider all right I'll let you | 416.18 | 4.78 |
| guys take the spider and then afterwards | 418.979 | 4.56 |
| I will harvest him with my pickle see if | 420.96 | 5.459 |
| we're getting silk from this idiot oh oh | 423.539 | 5.0 |
| wrong way | 426.419 | 5.22 |
| the hell hit me was it that guy is he is | 428.539 | 5.201 |
| he like up there somewhere down at you | 431.639 | 4.62 |
| baby come on there you go Simon yeah | 433.74 | 4.679 |
| you're killing your fighter killer yeah | 436.259 | 5.301 |
| boy this is uh | 438.419 | 5.881 |
| you shot me in the off worry about that | 441.56 | 5.44 |
| all right see so did I get silk I gained | 444.3 | 5.28 |
| the level oh yes I got gossamer yeah | 447.0 | 6.18 |
| sweet with gossamer I can make the silk | 449.58 | 6.3 |
| let's see oh yeah boom we're crafting | 453.18 | 4.919 |
| now not a boy okay while we're here yeah | 455.88 | 4.2 |
| I want to get more let's get more let's | 458.099 | 4.081 |
| see I saw some spiders right over here I | 460.08 | 3.72 |
| mean my God that's a big spider web | 462.18 | 4.919 |
| right there let's go that way arm it up | 463.8 | 4.56 |
| a little bit now let's let's just take a | 467.099 | 3.421 |
| peekaboo let's take a pinky poo in this | 468.36 | 3.36 |
| little spider Valley | 470.52 | 3.66 |
| yeah can I hit this stuff that'd be | 471.72 | 3.84 |
| great I mean that would be helpful you | 474.18 | 3.12 |
| would think right yeah because it's | 475.56 | 3.72 |
| right here and it's just decoratively | 477.3 | 4.76 |
| active oh man continues to play stupid | 479.28 | 4.68 |
| stuff everything interact with | 482.06 | 4.6 |
| everything everything let's see oh man | 483.96 | 5.1 |
| yeah look at this this is spider central | 486.66 | 5.759 |
| here yeah oh there's one right up top oh | 489.06 | 6.539 |
| hey buddy oh boy oh we got two I'm | 492.419 | 5.041 |
| joining the fight here we go all right | 495.599 | 4.981 |
| oh come on leave these spiders out Simon | 497.46 | 4.919 |
| sorry I gotta watch baby yeah I did all | 500.58 | 2.88 |
| right I'm getting out of here I'm gonna | 502.379 | 2.961 |
| oh God | 503.46 | 4.919 |
| are you okay yeah be careful I can't | 505.34 | 4.72 |
| lose you my baby boo all right baby | 508.379 | 5.66 |
| boo-boos all right one spider down | 510.06 | 6.68 |
| look at him bro | 514.039 | 4.481 |
| well there he goes he's like a | 516.74 | 3.0 |
| tumbleweed | 518.52 | 4.259 |
| yeah get it get it get it it's like a | 519.74 | 4.719 |
| race oh my God it's gonna be back home | 522.779 | 3.721 |
| well where are you going you son of a | 524.459 | 6.44 |
| I need the customer come on | 526.5 | 4.399 |
| oh here we go you got some on you I got | 533.22 | 5.04 |
| a bunch of them some some how many is | 536.04 | 3.78 |
| some I don't know just if you can do two | 538.26 | 3.12 |
| or three it'd be great okay it was like | 539.82 | 3.24 |
| six all right just bring them all right | 541.38 | 4.2 |
| one two and three four come on in boys | 543.06 | 4.74 |
| we have a lovely president | 545.58 | 3.96 |
| forget you can climb out of there I | 547.8 | 3.3 |
| won't I won't and I just gotta run them | 549.54 | 3.84 |
| for a minute okay as the door will shut | 551.1 | 4.739 |
| on its own right oh God they've cornered | 553.38 | 4.74 |
| me when's the door shut is the door shut | 555.839 | 3.961 |
| um not yet not yet keep them over there | 558.12 | 3.899 |
| hey keep looking at me hey I'm over here | 559.8 | 4.68 |
| nope over here you're doing great thank | 562.019 | 4.021 |
| you oh you jump back in there yeah you | 564.48 | 3.24 |
| know make you take a swipe or two one | 566.04 | 3.96 |
| left the door is still open God damn it | 567.72 | 3.72 |
| door all right let me go get it you shut | 570.0 | 3.959 |
| the door there you go it's shut all | 571.44 | 4.38 |
| right we still have two and oh there he | 573.959 | 4.32 |
| is I see your face not disappearing are | 575.82 | 4.5 |
| they uh see what is one disappeared one | 578.279 | 3.901 |
| disappeared we gotta keep them engaged | 580.32 | 6.26 |
| yeah I always looked at you yeah | 582.18 | 4.4 |
| all right you're doing great all right | 588.68 | 3.88 |
| we got a couple let's keep going all | 590.76 | 3.72 |
| right let's several down it's a grinder | 592.56 | 4.08 |
| it's a slow slow process see if you can | 594.48 | 3.479 |
| get a big group I'll try one of these | 596.64 | 3.96 |
| orbs I got what's the orb do I think | 597.959 | 5.101 |
| it's a gassy or maybe a gaseous sword | 600.6 | 4.14 |
| that's what it says all right you want | 603.06 | 4.32 |
| it a lot you're getting a lot oh I'm out | 604.74 | 4.2 |
| of stamina that's a lot of them all | 607.38 | 3.36 |
| right all right hang on I wouldn't go | 608.94 | 3.42 |
| over there without stamina yeah no that | 610.74 | 3.36 |
| though I went there with stamina it ran | 612.36 | 4.46 |
| out well there okay | 614.1 | 5.52 |
| it's looking good man they're all gonna | 616.82 | 4.6 |
| come in for tea now as soon as you get | 619.62 | 3.659 |
| them against that back wall that's a | 621.42 | 3.479 |
| good bit that's a good bit there you go | 623.279 | 3.361 |
| you do the old loop around all right | 624.899 | 3.661 |
| loop around yeah she's Falls coming out | 626.64 | 3.96 |
| oh they moved oh they're smart they're | 628.56 | 3.48 |
| smart they're really intelligent get | 630.6 | 4.02 |
| back in there Anthony okay | 632.04 | 4.26 |
| oh they went back in for some reason | 634.62 | 4.92 |
| some of them like fools it's all right | 636.3 | 4.68 |
| you're making me look bad like I'm just | 639.54 | 3.2 |
| staying up here doing nothing | 640.98 | 4.26 |
| I thought they all okay here we go here | 642.74 | 6.48 |
| we go there's gas in there oh my God | 645.24 | 3.98 |
| there we go oh some died oh I can't | 650.88 | 4.86 |
| climb without stamina from the gas oh no | 652.92 | 6.24 |
| all right can you now no wait we died | 655.74 | 7.64 |
| yeah we gassed them good job neebs | 659.16 | 4.22 |
| hey Dora yeah I think I see a spider | 663.839 | 5.341 |
| eggs oh the by the oh oh yeah is that a | 665.88 | 4.56 |
| nest where the two of them are hanging | 669.18 | 3.0 |
| uh no I think the two of them are | 670.44 | 3.24 |
| hanging over a body but over to the left | 672.18 | 3.0 |
| I think this is spider eggs I'm gonna | 673.68 | 3.839 |
| take a peek okay let's see can we uh | 675.18 | 4.8 |
| steal them and eat them let me I think | 677.519 | 4.26 |
| if I hit him with a sickle oh right | 679.98 | 3.599 |
| there oh wait wow those are tough did I | 681.779 | 3.901 |
| get more gossamer though did you I don't | 683.579 | 4.26 |
| know that sounded like hard it looked | 685.68 | 5.59 |
| like uh yeah or spider droppings | 687.839 | 4.981 |
| [Music] | 691.27 | 2.749 |
| it's not telling me what I'm getting | 692.82 | 3.0 |
| from it it's kind of frustrating okay | 694.019 | 3.661 |
| well oh yeah there's one right in front | 695.82 | 3.3 |
| of us let's take care of this guy yeah | 697.68 | 3.599 |
| come on bubba come on bubba yep yep yep | 699.12 | 4.74 |
| yep always go on for you is it only one | 701.279 | 4.201 |
| at a time because I feel like I'm trying | 703.86 | 4.08 |
| to do like tag team but is that not a | 705.48 | 4.02 |
| good idea uh it's probably a bad idea | 707.94 | 3.42 |
| just because yeah I mean we can we can | 709.5 | 3.54 |
| surround these guys | 711.36 | 3.78 |
| there you go come out oh he's bleeding | 713.04 | 4.16 |
| oh oh | 715.14 | 5.22 |
| sorry okay I know that that's a big long | 717.2 | 6.04 |
| uh stab yep let's see he's got some got | 720.36 | 5.099 |
| some more gothamer yeah crippled I'm | 723.24 | 5.039 |
| crippled so let's see uh we got 230 | 725.459 | 5.341 |
| gossamer are these spider eggs like if I | 728.279 | 5.521 |
| oh hit these they look like eggs yeah | 730.8 | 6.18 |
| 258 okay uh yeah I'm absolutely getting | 733.8 | 5.159 |
| gossamer from this oh beautiful that's | 736.98 | 3.599 |
| easier than fighting spiders all right | 738.959 | 3.721 |
| so you can pick these things up oh dude | 740.579 | 4.741 |
| so picking them up or harvesting them or | 742.68 | 5.099 |
| doesn't matter uh yeah I'm just hitting | 745.32 | 3.9 |
| them with a sickle all right I don't | 747.779 | 2.641 |
| know if that's the proper way to do it | 749.22 | 3.359 |
| but hey I'm gonna try the knife yeah I | 750.42 | 4.08 |
| got 33 gossamer just by picking them up | 752.579 | 3.601 |
| yeah oh just picking them I just picked | 754.5 | 2.6 |
| them up | 756.18 | 3.0 |
| you know okay you can do it that way | 757.1 | 4.12 |
| yeah I mean we were extra God maybe | 759.18 | 3.42 |
| we'll get more when you hit it I don't | 761.22 | 3.239 |
| know there's some uh what is this coal | 762.6 | 3.299 |
| this might be cold which is good we | 764.459 | 2.641 |
| could use some coal for the burners | 765.899 | 3.481 |
| that's cold | 767.1 | 3.84 |
| I feel like I'm not pulling my weight | 769.38 | 4.019 |
| over here I think many of them all right | 770.94 | 3.839 |
| everyone's next one trying to run for | 773.399 | 2.641 |
| his life come here they know we're | 774.779 | 2.461 |
| smarter now they know we're more | 776.04 | 3.66 |
| intelligent than them there we go It's | 777.24 | 3.899 |
| gotta be getting thinned out over there | 779.7 | 3.12 |
| right is it safe for us to move in the | 781.139 | 3.301 |
| merchant looks okay you wanna do one | 782.82 | 3.24 |
| more run or just all run in oh there's | 784.44 | 3.78 |
| three more bring them now ironically | 786.06 | 3.48 |
| there was three more three around this | 788.22 | 3.239 |
| fire before are they continually coming | 789.54 | 4.5 |
| back let's hope that's not the case come | 791.459 | 4.921 |
| and get me infinite people this is the | 794.04 | 3.96 |
| last run you do this run then we move in | 796.38 | 3.899 |
| okay are they coming we got plenty of | 798.0 | 4.98 |
| vacancy at the end um I see one on you | 800.279 | 4.5 |
| there's just one why is there one I'm | 802.98 | 3.78 |
| just gonna murder this one okay here we | 804.779 | 3.841 |
| go I'm making it for you no you did it | 806.76 | 3.18 |
| you're pulling your weight there we go | 808.62 | 2.7 |
| you don't weigh a lot so you don't have | 809.94 | 3.3 |
| to do a lot that's right should I come | 811.32 | 4.139 |
| in now yeah sure all right here we go | 813.24 | 5.099 |
| sword shield let's do it it's go time | 815.459 | 5.281 |
| baby moving in don't hit this guy don't | 818.339 | 4.921 |
| hit that guy he's not cool where do you | 820.74 | 4.98 |
| come from I'll engage these folks okay | 823.26 | 3.84 |
| there's three people around the arrow | 825.72 | 3.299 |
| fire thing again I think they're back | 827.1 | 3.479 |
| but they're thinner this time they're | 829.019 | 3.961 |
| thinner bunch of skinny ones huh no meat | 830.579 | 5.161 |
| on those bones oh God that guy's the | 832.98 | 5.159 |
| fancy guy all right I got a guy who's | 835.74 | 4.02 |
| got a pretty silly haircut I think I'm | 838.139 | 3.421 |
| gonna take him okay oh I'm stuck against | 839.76 | 3.42 |
| a rock now I'm standing on your health | 841.56 | 3.899 |
| it's it's low both of them oh I got a | 843.18 | 3.899 |
| spear guy oh boy Spirit got out of the | 845.459 | 3.421 |
| crazy head yep yep crazy looking man oh | 847.079 | 3.0 |
| God there's arrows she's coming from | 848.88 | 5.12 |
| every direction oh man break off names | 850.079 | 5.88 |
| they're hurting me faster than I can | 854.0 | 4.0 |
| heal yeah there's a I don't know how | 855.959 | 3.601 |
| much we thin them out which is not | 858.0 | 4.82 |
| enough apparently you're welcome | 859.56 | 3.26 |
| no Anthony oh God we're not ready for | 865.7 | 5.8 |
| this closer names you're not the Spears | 868.74 | 6.539 |
| wearing me down sweet so fast get down | 871.5 | 8.1 |
| get down oh yes | 875.279 | 4.321 |
| let's see whoa whoa watch out we've made | 882.779 | 8.481 |
| here to come here to come it is | 886.699 | 4.561 |
| [Music] | 892.22 | 3.049 |
| yes you are so when you got these things | 898.44 | 3.839 |
| you know about bleed damage if you hit a | 900.779 | 2.821 |
| strong attack you'll do some bleed | 902.279 | 3.961 |
| damage all right strong attack is that a | 903.6 | 4.2 |
| strong attack yeah see now it's got two | 906.24 | 3.539 |
| three bleed damage and you also hit its | 907.8 | 4.46 |
| foot yeah | 909.779 | 2.481 |
| stuff yeah just sit there just sit there | 912.74 | 5.08 |
| you idiot come here I don't care and | 915.54 | 4.34 |
| then | 917.82 | 2.06 |
| keep dancing there you go and you dead | 919.94 | 4.72 |
| too all right well yeah these are not a | 922.5 | 3.839 |
| big deal all right more of these picking | 924.66 | 4.02 |
| up these egg things and good to go yeah | 926.339 | 4.141 |
| I want to peek over this hill real quick | 928.68 | 3.3 |
| because we're uh yeah we're kind of near | 930.48 | 3.18 |
| this little dong that we were after yeah | 931.98 | 3.419 |
| I saw that Villa drop to the right | 933.66 | 3.9 |
| Village off to the right where I shot | 935.399 | 3.781 |
| that guy like where you came from there | 937.56 | 3.899 |
| might be some stops let's see oh boy | 939.18 | 6.36 |
| what come yeah okay come up here guys | 941.459 | 10.641 |
| okay you see see what I see oh yes I do | 945.54 | 6.56 |
| it's a very large direction oh I think | 961.98 | 6.78 |
| let's prepare for a minute if if you | 965.959 | 4.301 |
| want to fight it let me get a bow and | 968.76 | 3.72 |
| some arrows I don't know man I don't | 970.26 | 4.86 |
| know if we're ready for that | 972.48 | 4.5 |
| of course before I mean whatever | 975.12 | 3.959 |
| look at me with the bones okay well we | 976.98 | 4.38 |
| got it we got a mad one all right | 979.079 | 6.06 |
| um well it's just staying there oh wow | 981.36 | 5.46 |
| we made I feel like we've made a lot of | 985.139 | 3.241 |
| them mad right now hey good bleed damage | 986.82 | 3.84 |
| Simon thank you hey I'm gonna climb up | 988.38 | 3.899 |
| on this ding dong a little bit over here | 990.66 | 4.619 |
| maybe maybe it just won't come up oh | 992.279 | 4.68 |
| he's a squirrely whoa I think he's | 995.279 | 3.601 |
| heading towards you Dora the Big East no | 996.959 | 3.661 |
| not the biggie the Little League I screw | 998.88 | 3.899 |
| him I think because you're around mama | 1000.62 | 4.56 |
| oh man 14 worth of bleed damage just | 1002.779 | 3.841 |
| leave him alone watch him he's gonna die | 1005.18 | 3.959 |
| all right see move me bled to death boom | 1006.62 | 5.579 |
| should I take a shot at the biggie | 1009.139 | 4.921 |
| I'm gonna make a bow yes | 1012.199 | 4.621 |
| yep hey we got a shot great now we got | 1014.06 | 4.5 |
| like little spiders and the big spider | 1016.82 | 4.019 |
| coming soon we're spotted killing Mad | 1018.56 | 4.32 |
| Men she's not moving we gotta do that | 1020.839 | 3.661 |
| bleed damage there you go let's bleed | 1022.88 | 3.86 |
| these spiders out all right | 1024.5 | 6.799 |
| moving your way moving my way all right | 1026.74 | 7.959 |
| first damn it I'm thirsty hold on let me | 1031.299 | 6.221 |
| get you bring a water sack I did okay | 1034.699 | 5.341 |
| hopefully he shouldn't come up she | 1037.52 | 3.899 |
| doesn't come up no she doesn't come up | 1040.04 | 3.72 |
| what a dumb spider oh wow then yeah just | 1041.419 | 4.561 |
| keep pepper in that stupid what | 1043.76 | 4.319 |
| I'm gonna do huh does she know she's a | 1045.98 | 4.8 |
| spider I wonder honestly it's like if | 1048.079 | 4.641 |
| you're gonna you're gonna have a Spider | 1050.78 | 5.04 |
| Box yeah spiders should be able to climb | 1052.72 | 4.959 |
| big rocks I'm hardly doing any damage | 1055.82 | 3.42 |
| though I'll tell you that much all right | 1057.679 | 4.5 |
| I'm going in I'm getting cocky okay hey | 1059.24 | 6.0 |
| big oh yeah I see you gotta cut oh wow | 1062.179 | 4.681 |
| that's like that's three skulls above | 1065.24 | 2.819 |
| her head I don't know if we should be | 1066.86 | 4.22 |
| messing with this yeah maybe not | 1068.059 | 3.021 |
| all right yeah | 1074.02 | 3.3 |
| we're not leaving empty-handed Anthony I | 1077.48 | 4.559 |
| am no matter how much we collect I'll | 1080.179 | 3.541 |
| never get all of my things back that are | 1082.039 | 3.241 |
| just gone did you have good stuff I just | 1083.72 | 3.48 |
| had Stones I had a nice pirate sword | 1085.28 | 3.899 |
| what do you think is in that box see | 1087.2 | 3.54 |
| that one by the tent over there there's | 1089.179 | 3.181 |
| a lot of 10 sneeps right in front of me | 1090.74 | 3.179 |
| straight in front of me there's a box on | 1092.36 | 2.52 |
| the ground oh the one that guy's | 1093.919 | 3.061 |
| kneeling in front of yeah praying to it | 1094.88 | 4.56 |
| like Jesus yeah how about this what if I | 1096.98 | 4.86 |
| go in I lure them away you get what's in | 1099.44 | 4.38 |
| that box we go home all right yeah all | 1101.84 | 3.18 |
| right they like to go home part let's | 1103.82 | 2.64 |
| just do it okay I will get their | 1105.02 | 3.539 |
| attention roll and accept yes here it | 1106.46 | 3.9 |
| goes I'm gonna try to climb down here | 1108.559 | 3.721 |
| you do it I'll do like a dramatic slide | 1110.36 | 3.42 |
| down and get it Yep they're already | 1112.28 | 3.12 |
| coming for you neebs all right wait till | 1113.78 | 3.66 |
| they're all gone from that area hello oh | 1115.4 | 4.32 |
| okay box is right here right yep hey | 1117.44 | 4.14 |
| folks come here follow me get him oh | 1119.72 | 3.66 |
| that guy looks weak I bet you could all | 1121.58 | 3.42 |
| kill him are they all me they're all on | 1123.38 | 3.72 |
| most of them are on you okay whenever it | 1125.0 | 3.78 |
| looks clear all right I'm diving in oh | 1127.1 | 3.72 |
| boy there's a lot come on folks he | 1128.78 | 4.019 |
| returned home but it's okay there's no | 1130.82 | 3.9 |
| stealing your stuff over there gonna do | 1132.799 | 4.021 |
| a quick pay call I don't even have time | 1134.72 | 3.54 |
| to look at it I'm not even gonna just | 1136.82 | 4.92 |
| take it we go run we got it we got it we | 1138.26 | 7.58 |
| did it we're Victorious Victory | 1141.74 | 4.1 |
| is easy when you lower the bar far | 1146.38 | 4.12 |
| enough | 1149.179 | 3.421 |
| oh my God neebs they're all chasing you | 1150.5 | 6.08 |
| that's fine I can run forever | 1152.6 | 3.98 |
| [Music] | 1157.44 | 5.18 |
| oh yeah them curtains look nice made out | 1159.08 | 6.479 |
| of pure spider silk oh and let's see | 1162.62 | 5.34 |
| yeah finally made these oh that's gonna | 1165.559 | 4.441 |
| make my bed look so pretty | 1167.96 | 6.0 |
| pillows pillows around yeah maybe one | 1170.0 | 6.059 |
| over there that's good that looks good | 1173.96 | 4.56 |
| oh I'm gonna put one here on the end for | 1176.059 | 5.821 |
| my feet make my bed nice oh yeah I like | 1178.52 | 7.64 |
| them pillows that looks fancy | 1181.88 | 4.28 |
| what my fingers are doing | 1191.44 | 5.099 |
| I really like dragons | 1195.02 | 5.1 |
| I remember you from Mulan | 1196.539 | 7.361 |
| talk to me like a donkey Shrek | 1200.12 | 6.299 |
| man just look at him can you believe | 1203.9 | 4.86 |
| that is he moved still in there sleeping | 1206.419 | 4.921 |
| Eeyore yeah did all that work he's just | 1208.76 | 3.9 |
| in there sleeping this whole time didn't | 1211.34 | 3.6 |
| even come help us yeah Eeyore we were | 1212.66 | 4.32 |
| taking down an entire tribe by ourselves | 1214.94 | 4.14 |
| what are you doing man we could have | 1216.98 | 3.66 |
| used your help out there yeah we have | 1219.08 | 3.66 |
| proof we have proof of how awesome we | 1220.64 | 3.899 |
| are with all we looted from them that's | 1222.74 | 3.36 |
| right you want to know our spoils names | 1224.539 | 3.781 |
| yeah what we get let's see | 1226.1 | 4.079 |
| um some plant fiber nope no no probably | 1228.32 | 3.78 |
| starts here oh blood we have three blood | 1230.179 | 5.641 |
| three blood okay we got blood a defari | 1232.1 | 6.42 |
| Caligula what's that it's some kind of | 1235.82 | 5.52 |
| club or Club all right looks rather | 1238.52 | 6.6 |
| violent is that it yeah okay yeah | 1241.34 | 6.36 |
| um there's more right yeah defari skin | 1245.12 | 4.86 |
| boots skin boots not even boots really | 1247.7 | 4.2 |
| they're just kind of anklets okay kind | 1249.98 | 3.84 |
| of cool it's better than what I got oh | 1251.9 | 6.3 |
| check this out a cup okay and and don't | 1253.82 | 6.02 |
| think that's it I wouldn't end on that | 1258.2 | 3.9 |
| decorative Bowl you went in the bowl | 1259.84 | 3.88 |
| either right well no I mean that's where | 1262.1 | 4.199 |
| I yeah so I guess I would yeah | 1263.72 | 4.74 |
| yeah that's all we got not bad we got a | 1266.299 | 4.801 |
| weapon okay well hey what what your | 1268.46 | 4.8 |
| green arrow Johnson it is time to go | 1271.1 | 4.22 |
| let's do this | 1273.26 | 4.14 |
| I can't even click on this man anymore | 1275.32 | 4.0 |
| yeah this guy is broken I think | 1277.4 | 3.6 |
| something's wrong we can't even command | 1279.32 | 3.66 |
| him we can't even pretend to be in | 1281.0 | 4.559 |
| charge yeah great all right forget it he | 1282.98 | 4.86 |
| lives here now you're worthless enjoy | 1285.559 | 4.681 |
| your cup in your bowl slave I mean | 1287.84 | 4.579 |
| friend | 1290.24 | 2.179 |
| all right another jump yeah | 1296.2 | 5.32 |
| okay oh yeah I'm inside good all right | 1301.7 | 6.56 |
| I'm coming I'm swimming | 1306.26 | 7.56 |
| oh hey baby nope nope salmon yeah come | 1308.26 | 7.72 |
| in here do me a favor I'm busy but hold | 1313.82 | 4.88 |
| on hold on hold on make this go away | 1315.98 | 5.52 |
| how do I make things you don't | 1318.7 | 4.42 |
| have to you don't have to I don't have | 1321.5 | 3.84 |
| to go in I really want hey diamond oh | 1323.12 | 4.559 |
| hey do me a favor there's a heart right | 1325.34 | 4.079 |
| behind you yeah can you play that hard | 1327.679 | 4.201 |
| for me you don't have to Simon I know I | 1329.419 | 4.321 |
| know oh he's shutting the door okay yeah | 1331.88 | 4.62 |
| a little privacy yeah there you go play | 1333.74 | 5.819 |
| it baby hold on I wanna just just like | 1336.5 | 6.059 |
| tap on it well it doesn't say Play There | 1339.559 | 5.1 |
| You Go am I playing it yeah hit it hit | 1342.559 | 3.301 |
| it click it | 1344.659 | 5.0 |
| there you go oh I didn't know you played | 1345.86 | 7.5 |
| that's nice though it is nice | 1349.659 | 6.701 |
| you look very relaxed oh I am keep | 1353.36 | 5.0 |
| playing | 1356.36 | 4.559 |
| I'm getting paid for this right no no no | 1358.36 | 5.02 |
| pay at all who the hell is this Who the | 1360.919 | 5.281 |
| hell's what who's this what what do you | 1363.38 | 5.76 |
| mean who's this this I'm this me who are | 1366.2 | 4.8 |
| you talking about who just came into the | 1369.14 | 3.659 |
| house I don't know somebody in the house | 1371.0 | 4.74 |
| yes do you not see this person Simon no | 1372.799 | 4.86 |
| now I'm coming back in I don't see | 1375.74 | 3.9 |
| anybody oh it's Eeyore Green Arrow | 1377.659 | 3.361 |
| Johnson I don't even know what your face | 1379.64 | 3.36 |
| looks like buddy what the hell hey I've | 1381.02 | 4.019 |
| not met you are you here where's Neves | 1383.0 | 4.02 |
| and Anthony maybe he likes the harp and | 1385.039 | 4.5 |
| maybe geez I was trying to relax well go | 1387.02 | 6.18 |
| back to relax yeah oh I'm gonna | 1389.539 | 5.401 |
| all right let me shut the door for you | 1393.2 | 5.099 |
| guys thank you let's see yeah oh God | 1394.94 | 5.16 |
| thanks for stopping by great Aaron | 1398.299 | 4.021 |
| Johnson oh yeah I like that view better | 1400.1 | 4.92 |
| stay right there I will I will baby can | 1402.32 | 4.739 |
| you move your right knee oh you ever | 1405.02 | 4.38 |
| seen a woman do this the the | 1407.059 | 4.521 |
| dude | 1409.4 | 2.18 |
| the throw up oh God I'm gonna throw up | 1415.94 | 4.58 |
| here | 1418.46 | 2.06 |
| will you hold my hair no I'm good you | 1420.799 | 3.841 |
| don't have to son that's where I draw | 1423.08 | 3.66 |
| the line New York hold my hair you slave | 1424.64 | 3.539 |
| you don't have to do anything anymore | 1426.74 | 4.34 |
| it's a thrall | 1428.179 | 2.901 |
| [Music] | 1442.41 | 3.079 |
| [Music] | 1455.08 | 3.289 |
| 20 seconds it's just yeah don't worry | 1469.0 | 4.12 |
| about it he's gonna bleed out what the | 1471.799 | 2.76 |
| hell just hit me I'm getting out all | 1473.12 | 2.52 |
| right it might have been me's all right | 1474.559 | 3.0 |
| oh here we go he's weak one more hit | 1475.64 | 3.419 |
| yeah | 1477.559 | 3.24 |
| you are worried | 1479.059 | 3.721 |
| y'all we're worried hold on I want his | 1480.799 | 4.26 |
| hide I use the club of our victory of | 1482.78 | 5.04 |
| our what would you call it or Triumph or | 1485.059 | 5.521 |
| Triumph our pillage good to be back yeah | 1487.82 | 5.16 |
| the enemy yeah demon blood that might be | 1490.58 | 4.02 |
| good for something you think yeah we | 1492.98 | 3.48 |
| left Dior Johnson back we had to build | 1494.6 | 3.78 |
| him a house he's sleeping my house what | 1496.46 | 3.839 |
| he's sleeping here he's in your house | 1498.38 | 3.6 |
| he's in my house no he has his own house | 1500.299 | 3.421 |
| out in the middle of nowhere he's in | 1501.98 | 3.92 |
| here yeah do we yeah | 1503.72 | 4.68 |
| are you kidding me he came he came in | 1505.9 | 4.24 |
| while I was trying to relax he's laying | 1508.4 | 3.659 |
| down here too | 1510.14 | 3.899 |
| can you can you tell him I don't know he | 1512.059 | 3.24 |
| won't listen to me no he won't listen to | 1514.039 | 2.88 |
| any he won't do anything | 1515.299 | 4.321 |
| be your Eeyore he's his own person you | 1516.919 | 6.021 |
| can't can you Eeyore ER | 1519.62 | 6.48 |
| says he's guarding will he follow you no | 1522.94 | 4.9 |
| can't interact with him that's that's | 1526.1 | 3.439 |
| him | 1527.84 | 4.02 |
| all right well I mean buddy if you're | 1529.539 | 4.921 |
| gonna sleep in here you know | 1531.86 | 5.1 |
| you're with him what you will yeah get | 1534.46 | 4.54 |
| to work come here come here yeah shut | 1536.96 | 3.66 |
| the door please nope leave the door open | 1539.0 | 4.58 |
| I'm gonna shut that door | 1540.62 | 2.96 |
| oh oh God you didn't say anything | 1543.62 | 4.34 |
| [Music] | 1549.64 | 10.729 |
| [Music] | 1563.48 | 4.289 |
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