Double Trouble!!! - Ark Survival Ascended
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neebs: Guys, you know why 'Double Trouble!!! - Ark Survival Ascended' is my favorite video? Because we literally can't catch a break! I mean, it's just one disaster after another!
simon: Oh, come on Neebs, it's your favorite because you love watching me get eaten by raptors every five minutes. Admit it!
appsro: No, no, Simon. It's because every time you scream, it’s like music to our ears. We should make a remix: 'Raptor Scream Symphony'.
neebs: Exactly! And let's not forget Appsro almost drowning in that two-foot deep river. Classic moment!
simon: Hey, at least I didn't get stuck in a tree for half the video. How did you even manage that, Appsro?
appsro: It’s a gift, Simon. Some people have talents; mine just happens to be getting stuck in the most bizarre places. Keeps things interesting!
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| Caption | Start | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| [Music] | 4.61 | 12.51 |
| oh mama narc is looking good wow yeah | 18.48 | 5.68 |
| wow I like it man maybe you can paint | 21.519 | 4.76 |
| this mouth over here too I can give you | 24.16 | 4.039 |
| some paint a paint brush or do you just | 26.279 | 3.4 |
| want me to do the mouth well you know | 28.199 | 3.681 |
| what I I mean I I could try I could try | 29.679 | 3.641 |
| we'll see this could be a this could be | 31.88 | 3.6 |
| like a theme yeah like we're a lot of | 33.32 | 4.04 |
| our animals so that we know we just see | 35.48 | 4.04 |
| the mount yeah just this absurd lipstick | 37.36 | 5.24 |
| and makeup yeah gifts gifts time yeah | 39.52 | 7.4 |
| ready sure yeah okay here you go uh abro | 42.6 | 7.4 |
| my goodness what's what do hat oh yes | 46.92 | 5.639 |
| that's awesome I know it here go Happ | 50.0 | 5.239 |
| all right we needed them it's about time | 52.559 | 5.32 |
| we need to know what we're dealing with | 55.239 | 5.401 |
| now we spy things I love it | 57.879 | 4.84 |
| dor you're looking good baby thank you I | 60.64 | 3.559 |
| did a little bit of work on the | 62.719 | 5.001 |
| wardrobes yeah no it look nice um I | 64.199 | 5.641 |
| would love to get like a couple of | 67.72 | 3.88 |
| raptors we need some like muscle around | 69.84 | 3.24 |
| we got the spino but have a little extra | 71.6 | 4.12 |
| muscle I like it yeah no I'm not opposed | 73.08 | 4.24 |
| to that uh I've made finally some | 75.72 | 4.12 |
| narcoberries thanks to Mama and Nar here | 77.32 | 3.92 |
| does someone want to go with me to try | 79.84 | 2.72 |
| to get a raptor I'm kind of a | 81.24 | 3.199 |
| professional Hunter yeah you go and do | 82.56 | 4.239 |
| that I got some building to do just at | 84.439 | 4.121 |
| least on that one wall so I can feel | 86.799 | 3.28 |
| like work the wall Perfect all right you | 88.56 | 3.559 |
| and me Let's do let's do all right and | 90.079 | 4.201 |
| and I'll do with the pig put some | 92.119 | 3.96 |
| lipstick on that pig all right do you | 94.28 | 3.519 |
| give me the paint just make a paintbrush | 96.079 | 4.161 |
| and make damn pain damn you damn you to | 97.799 | 5.28 |
| hell it's berries in the cooking pot | 100.24 | 4.4 |
| that's it okay okay good thank you we | 103.079 | 3.36 |
| acting like it's impossible it might | 104.64 | 4.28 |
| well it wasn't impossible I was just s | 106.439 | 4.761 |
| ra your boys we're way over here now I | 108.92 | 3.64 |
| don't want you to hear me that's the | 111.2 | 3.599 |
| point we're far away from you I don't | 112.56 | 7.08 |
| want you to hear me we over here [ __ ] | 114.799 | 4.841 |
| [Music] | 122.05 | 8.26 |
| oh [ __ ] oh yeah all right turn the | 133.319 | 4.881 |
| corner has a bunch of them oh [ __ ] is | 136.04 | 4.919 |
| that an alpha uh no oh God I bed one of | 138.2 | 5.52 |
| them okay okay okay I'll uh I'll TR sh | 140.959 | 5.0 |
| [ __ ] [ __ ] I I bed the other one I'm | 143.72 | 3.84 |
| going to kill the other one okay go for | 145.959 | 3.721 |
| it I'm tracking this come on stay please | 147.56 | 4.84 |
| stay stay it too stay | 149.68 | 5.279 |
| buet all right that one's dead okay cool | 152.4 | 4.479 |
| focus on the other one yep Focus it's | 154.959 | 6.041 |
| down nice beautiful man beautiful wow | 156.879 | 5.881 |
| and little bit of meat a little bit oh | 161.0 | 3.12 |
| damn it I didn't bring narcotics you got | 162.76 | 3.24 |
| narcotics on my chips sweet throw them | 164.12 | 4.8 |
| in there oh wow that was easy it was | 166.0 | 5.28 |
| only a level 15 though damn it that | 168.92 | 3.76 |
| better it's just the beginning it's the | 171.28 | 3.16 |
| beginning and we got jumped we didn't | 172.68 | 4.68 |
| get jumped yeah wild female oh she likes | 174.44 | 5.96 |
| to jump some bones Miss bones Miss jumpy | 177.36 | 7.159 |
| bones jumpy bones I like that a lot oh | 180.4 | 5.8 |
| who likes to jump bones do you like to | 184.519 | 3.601 |
| go out on Saturday night and get wild | 186.2 | 3.72 |
| yeah you do well I'm sorry I just | 188.12 | 3.399 |
| stabbed it yeah don't do that I'm going | 189.92 | 3.879 |
| to put that away yeah she also could to | 191.519 | 4.8 |
| answer she's unconscious yeah dreaming | 193.799 | 5.601 |
| about Saturday night downtown probably | 196.319 | 4.721 |
| sorry why are you doing that cuz I was | 199.4 | 4.64 |
| trying to crouch | 201.04 | 3.0 |
| oh okay | 204.959 | 6.241 |
| so huh | 207.76 | 5.199 |
| the substance can be used to color | 211.2 | 4.64 |
| crafting requirements I have | 212.959 | 5.721 |
| them I'm in the | 215.84 | 4.72 |
| thing did | 218.68 | 4.919 |
| it I don't know how to make it double | 220.56 | 5.36 |
| click it double | 223.599 | 5.36 |
| click I would have waited an hour I | 225.92 | 6.0 |
| wouldn't have done that yay look at that | 228.959 | 7.521 |
| five red perfect I do that I got my | 231.92 | 8.84 |
| brush I hit my brush on | 236.48 | 7.0 |
| do I do this and right click on | 240.76 | 5.44 |
| you and now I see myself but I don't | 243.48 | 5.839 |
| want to see myself I want to see you how | 246.2 | 6.759 |
| do I do you nope that's not it's me I | 249.319 | 5.241 |
| don't want to paint me I want to paint | 252.959 | 5.481 |
| you pig you how do I paint you I thought | 254.56 | 6.28 |
| I right clicked on you same thing's | 258.44 | 4.52 |
| going to happen again yep and crazy | 260.84 | 4.56 |
| person is going to do the same thing | 262.96 | 5.28 |
| over and over expecting a different | 265.4 | 5.519 |
| result try left click in try anything | 268.24 | 7.0 |
| else try left clicking try anything else | 270.919 | 7.641 |
| that's it that's it nobody told me that | 275.24 | 5.56 |
| I figured that out all on my | 278.56 | 5.63 |
| own yeah this is | 280.8 | 5.239 |
| [Music] | 284.19 | 5.21 |
| great yeah yeah we should get a probably | 286.039 | 4.841 |
| one for each of us maybe if we could | 289.4 | 2.799 |
| yeah no it would be nice to get a pile | 290.88 | 3.319 |
| of raptors yeah we all kind of have like | 292.199 | 3.84 |
| yeah a horse we can saddle up and go out | 294.199 | 3.881 |
| on I mean Saddles are cheap they're easy | 296.039 | 4.361 |
| to make perfect now we definitely all | 298.08 | 4.04 |
| right that's easy that was that was that | 300.4 | 4.359 |
| was butter yeah see if we can go out and | 302.12 | 3.96 |
| find another one I mean I'm tempted to | 304.759 | 3.321 |
| go into the swamp up there but it's just | 306.08 | 3.76 |
| going to be a cluster isn't it it is but | 308.08 | 3.44 |
| at least these are fast enough to oh | 309.84 | 3.6 |
| you're talking to get another yeah I'm | 311.52 | 2.84 |
| going to go I'm going to go into the | 313.44 | 1.92 |
| swamp a little bit see if there's | 314.36 | 2.839 |
| anything okay yeah do that I'm going to | 315.36 | 5.24 |
| say hi to Simon do it hi Simon | 317.199 | 8.201 |
| hey are you close can you hear me yes | 320.6 | 6.68 |
| are you are you close to me I oh yeah I | 325.4 | 4.519 |
| was right next to you okay hey how are | 327.28 | 5.359 |
| you great how do you like the | 329.919 | 5.201 |
| mouth huh you ever put lipstick on | 332.639 | 5.721 |
| anything before uh yeah anyone all right | 335.12 | 7.799 |
| yeah I like it yeah I like | 338.36 | 7.559 |
| it oh God I hate walking in the W see | 342.919 | 5.081 |
| something moving what was that is oh | 345.919 | 4.521 |
| it's that a pig see this thing I'm jumpy | 348.0 | 4.319 |
| I'm jumpy here cuz I know there's some | 350.44 | 4.0 |
| [ __ ] in these trees what's that | 352.319 | 4.16 |
| what's that something going oh god oh | 354.44 | 3.44 |
| that's a bar onx yep we're leaving the | 356.479 | 3.72 |
| swamp we're leaving the swamp well we're | 357.88 | 3.56 |
| not going into the swamp we're going to | 360.199 | 2.44 |
| find raap for somewhere else I'm not | 361.44 | 3.759 |
| going in the swamp [ __ ] the swamp wait | 362.639 | 5.921 |
| what are these what are you like mud | 365.199 | 7.481 |
| Guppies mud skippers leeches maybe what | 368.56 | 6.32 |
| what is that all right jumpy bones stay | 372.68 | 4.16 |
| there I've never seen this creature oh | 374.88 | 3.92 |
| that's absolutely a leech who's hungry | 376.84 | 4.72 |
| for Leeches you jumpy oh no not that | 378.8 | 6.2 |
| inventory nope not there oh God okay | 381.56 | 6.759 |
| what why can't I just hit e what's going | 385.0 | 8.199 |
| on hello no things going crazy eat no | 388.319 | 7.6 |
| like like ride like normal like look at | 393.199 | 7.321 |
| the dinosaur and ride don't want that I | 395.919 | 7.68 |
| want ride it's always been eat why is | 400.52 | 6.04 |
| this changed what happened oh there's a | 403.599 | 5.88 |
| leech on the I can't there's a leech on | 406.56 | 6.12 |
| you I didn't know that where is it is it | 409.479 | 6.481 |
| actually attached I don't see the leech | 412.68 | 7.079 |
| where it said hold to remove leech all | 415.96 | 6.84 |
| right let's try it hold to remove leech | 419.759 | 8.28 |
| and boom now can I ride you oh yeah okay | 422.8 | 9.76 |
| God I hate the swamp I hate the [ __ ] | 428.039 | 4.521 |
| swamp hello Dora hello abstra how'd it | 433.919 | 6.0 |
| go ah I don't think we should mess with | 437.52 | 4.44 |
| the swamp right now because it's a swamp | 439.919 | 3.161 |
| yeah I don't know why what I was | 441.96 | 3.12 |
| thinking I don't know so uh what do you | 443.08 | 3.64 |
| think head back into the woods I think | 445.08 | 4.44 |
| so okay which um they could be any | 446.72 | 6.24 |
| anywhere though yeah I know we got spy | 449.52 | 5.64 |
| glasses too we get a little that's true | 452.96 | 3.48 |
| yeah why don't you and I we'll head into | 455.16 | 3.64 |
| the woods we'll go uh we'll kind of go | 456.44 | 4.319 |
| north Northeast or something okay one | 458.8 | 3.839 |
| second I was just grabbing this mood | 460.759 | 3.801 |
| yeah I'm going to tell jumpy bones you | 462.639 | 3.96 |
| stay still so she'll hang out here | 464.56 | 5.919 |
| uh-huh going to be dark soon oh yeah man | 466.599 | 5.401 |
| and that's pretty isn't it good God it's | 470.479 | 5.761 |
| so pretty look at that oh it's just so | 472.0 | 4.24 |
| pretty damn I love gaming in 2020 four | 477.159 | 4.521 |
| oh my God it's the best going to sit | 479.879 | 3.28 |
| here and look at this a minute this is a | 481.68 | 4.359 |
| damn painting go on the porch a painting | 483.159 | 5.6 |
| I would ruin by | 486.039 | 2.72 |
| pooping I like the ruin I like the ruin | 490.44 | 5.199 |
| painting I'm a saky boy | 496.759 | 4.801 |
| [Music] | 510.76 | 8.32 |
| I love this little clear in here Dora | 517.479 | 3.641 |
| it's uh it's beautiful out here I I | 519.08 | 3.839 |
| haven't been this way very far now the | 521.12 | 3.08 |
| woods at night man something about the | 522.919 | 4.6 |
| woods at night oh this the moonlit Woods | 524.2 | 5.48 |
| yeah I love it I do too hopefully we're | 527.519 | 3.721 |
| going to find a sweet ass Raptor out | 529.68 | 3.2 |
| here too it' be nice if it was right up | 531.24 | 3.8 |
| in this clearing yeah we just come out | 532.88 | 5.0 |
| and boom there they are yeah if I | 535.04 | 4.56 |
| weren't so worried about the Los the | 537.88 | 3.04 |
| parasaur and ring it because remember | 539.6 | 3.4 |
| the parasaur can detect enemies oh [ __ ] | 540.92 | 4.4 |
| I forgot about that yeah how cool are | 543.0 | 4.279 |
| they they are awesome tell you what look | 545.32 | 4.44 |
| at this this will help us out a little | 547.279 | 5.321 |
| bit we don't even need it oh wow yeah | 549.76 | 5.16 |
| that changed the okay dude I put some | 552.6 | 5.239 |
| blue dye on that I see that wow that | 554.92 | 5.24 |
| really kind of lit it up sets a mood | 557.839 | 5.401 |
| doesn't it what was that oh [ __ ] compies | 560.16 | 5.52 |
| oh right okay hey we can use the meat | 563.24 | 4.08 |
| yeah we good we're going to need it for | 565.68 | 4.52 |
| the time there we go | 567.32 | 5.24 |
| H chop them up | 570.2 | 4.36 |
| chopping love that hold on I brought | 572.56 | 4.6 |
| some red lighting too oh let see dude we | 574.56 | 4.6 |
| are going to have the best parties kind | 577.16 | 3.32 |
| of want to fire them off at the same | 579.16 | 2.919 |
| time you know see if it see how crazy it | 580.48 | 5.08 |
| looks like be purple um oh yeah I guess | 582.079 | 5.641 |
| it would be purple but uh damn when [ __ ] | 585.56 | 4.44 |
| stayed lit longer you got to squeeze in | 587.72 | 4.84 |
| what you need real quick right all right | 590.0 | 4.68 |
| let's see uh I think yeah let's keep | 592.56 | 5.44 |
| heading this way okay | 594.68 | 8.399 |
| red that's it so cool I love that | 598.0 | 7.24 |
| damn good | 603.079 | 4.401 |
| [ __ ] all right | 605.24 | 5.8 |
| piggy looks like we're uh almost done | 607.48 | 7.039 |
| with this it's not really doing much but | 611.04 | 4.76 |
| it it makes me feel like I've | 614.519 | 2.88 |
| accomplished something and hopefully I'm | 615.8 | 3.76 |
| leveling up where should I put the other | 617.399 | 3.201 |
| walls | 619.56 | 4.6 |
| piggy one over there going across the | 620.6 | 7.28 |
| water is that a thing we'll see probably | 624.16 | 7.16 |
| not I'm already bored of this | 627.88 | 3.44 |
| well who I know hey what is this it's | 631.72 | 7.16 |
| fun I mean yeah it looks like a | 635.92 | 4.56 |
| structure can we climb up this way or do | 638.88 | 3.04 |
| we need to climb up from the other side | 640.48 | 2.84 |
| good question I mean it makes it looks | 641.92 | 3.039 |
| like look like you could maybe get up | 643.32 | 4.28 |
| here but but doubtful no there's no way | 644.959 | 3.88 |
| there's no way you can get up here does | 647.6 | 3.12 |
| it just get did you get in the chest I | 648.839 | 4.44 |
| didn't look in the chest yet here we go | 650.72 | 6.72 |
| it is a journeyman simple pistol oh man | 653.279 | 5.721 |
| damn it why did I look in the chest I | 657.44 | 3.76 |
| mean don't you have a pistol uh No I | 659.0 | 3.639 |
| gave it to Simon oh got you well then | 661.2 | 3.199 |
| here you go thank you that's all you | 662.639 | 3.081 |
| it's a that's a good one [ __ ] yeah | 664.399 | 2.88 |
| that's a good pistol I got to get back | 665.72 | 2.76 |
| and make some ammo yeah I don't think we | 667.279 | 3.041 |
| can climb up there but I am curious I | 668.48 | 4.359 |
| want to go around H yeah let's see | 670.32 | 4.88 |
| what's the best way up uh probably back | 672.839 | 4.601 |
| around and and no I'm looking at the map | 675.2 | 3.52 |
| right now I think if we keep following | 677.44 | 2.56 |
| this Ridge we'll be able to get up to | 678.72 | 3.28 |
| the right uh ahead so okay wrap around | 680.0 | 4.519 |
| that way | 682.0 | 2.519 |
| yeah well look at you up there all | 685.56 | 5.959 |
| glowing and blue I'm going to have to | 688.839 | 4.081 |
| get a little bit | 691.519 | 4.32 |
| closer what is up with you | 692.92 | 7.919 |
| pal man if I had some some TRS I'd no | 695.839 | 7.401 |
| let's face it I would not be able to get | 700.839 | 5.521 |
| you but you are certainly pretty can I | 703.24 | 6.08 |
| get up there easily I don't think I | 706.36 | 5.599 |
| can well if you want to come down over | 709.32 | 4.68 |
| here I wouldn't mind looking at you you | 711.959 | 4.44 |
| want to make your way down my name's | 714.0 | 4.8 |
| Simon this is a pig that has a name I | 716.399 | 5.721 |
| don't really remember it but uh you're | 718.8 | 8.12 |
| welcome at our place anytime cuz you're | 722.12 | 4.8 |
| cool light our way a little | 727.399 | 7.721 |
| bit uhoh that's a Carno ooh that's a | 730.8 | 8.2 |
| Carno o oh think Bas don't work on a | 735.12 | 6.2 |
| Carno do they no I I would guess not | 739.0 | 4.36 |
| yeah that would be a good guess coming | 741.32 | 3.519 |
| our way I'm going to try it [ __ ] it no | 743.36 | 4.279 |
| it won't run that's a caral run run run | 744.839 | 5.36 |
| run run run up on the rocks the Hut in | 747.639 | 4.801 |
| the hut that that's a good idea or up on | 750.199 | 4.521 |
| top of the Hut top oh yeah okay hey yeah | 752.44 | 3.88 |
| we can lure it around the Hut can we | 754.72 | 3.679 |
| trink this thing uh maybe I'm on by the | 756.32 | 3.8 |
| Hut yeah this this could work this could | 758.399 | 2.641 |
| work this could work all right I'm | 760.12 | 3.399 |
| loading up drink arrows me too got one | 761.04 | 4.88 |
| in the head all right yeah you keep uh | 763.519 | 3.32 |
| you keep at him I'm going to give us | 765.92 | 3.279 |
| some light yeah which we didn't need but | 766.839 | 4.721 |
| okay I like it I do too I didn't say I | 769.199 | 4.681 |
| didn't like it said we didn't need it | 771.56 | 4.04 |
| where is he | 773.88 | 5.759 |
| see oh my God yes wow w | 775.6 | 6.84 |
| here we go only a level 10 but [ __ ] take | 779.639 | 4.961 |
| [ __ ] get that get the meat in there look | 782.44 | 4.079 |
| at this flawless day so far damn we got | 784.6 | 5.44 |
| a aaro woo female male what we got here | 786.519 | 6.241 |
| damn female good God we got us a damn | 790.04 | 4.84 |
| [ __ ] fest going | 792.76 | 4.12 |
| on all right I'm going to go up top see | 794.88 | 4.399 |
| what's up | 796.88 | 2.399 |
| there okay I'm up | 807.839 | 8.921 |
| here [ __ ] I'm up here oh God are you | 810.48 | 8.76 |
| okay is | 816.76 | 6.36 |
| it what what's up | 819.24 | 6.24 |
| there need a | 823.12 | 5.519 |
| light I painted it kind of a | 825.48 | 4.76 |
| tail it's | 828.639 | 4.361 |
| [Music] | 830.24 | 5.08 |
| pretty | 833.0 | 4.839 |
| door | 835.32 | 8.199 |
| door d Jesus Christ knock it | 837.839 | 5.68 |
| off hey Dora hey Simon hey how are you | 847.12 | 6.24 |
| uh I've been better uh I just died from | 851.279 | 5.881 |
| a I just died okay there's a cool blue | 853.36 | 6.32 |
| like glowy Triceratops over there | 857.16 | 4.599 |
| awesome I think we should try to take | 859.68 | 4.76 |
| okay I'll see you in a bit okay you know | 861.759 | 4.241 |
| you want to see the I got to get my | 864.44 | 2.759 |
| stuff you know that you know how this | 866.0 | 6.16 |
| works okay hey it's cool | 867.199 | 4.961 |
| mhm all right baby you are at | 873.04 | 6.239 |
| 66% man see this is the time I wish I | 876.92 | 4.159 |
| had a I shouldn't have wasted the flare | 879.279 | 3.441 |
| cuz I bet D's trying to get back but he | 881.079 | 3.44 |
| can he can see where his death stuff is | 882.72 | 4.76 |
| I'm also right here I heard you a raptor | 884.519 | 5.44 |
| killed me up there I was almost inside | 887.48 | 5.159 |
| get the [ __ ] up here we need a raptor I | 889.959 | 5.161 |
| know uh it'd be it feel better if we | 892.639 | 4.56 |
| went up there with the Carno oh yeah we | 895.12 | 3.519 |
| don't want the caror to kill the Raptor | 897.199 | 3.721 |
| though oh [ __ ] did I why am I already | 898.639 | 5.481 |
| needing water I just respawned back in | 900.92 | 5.56 |
| oh wait thirsty did you run here I did | 904.12 | 4.0 |
| yeah that'll do it well that really did | 906.48 | 4.359 |
| it come on no you running you swea you | 908.12 | 8.56 |
| need water I I do [ __ ] | 910.839 | 5.841 |
| [Applause] | 923.99 | 2.24 |
| [Music] | 925.04 | 4.84 |
| [Applause] | 926.23 | 8.49 |
| oh [ __ ] Alpha Raptor right freaking here | 929.88 | 11.48 |
| not good uh oh boy okay um this must be | 934.72 | 11.119 |
| the same one and I got a baby in | 941.36 | 8.68 |
| here that I didn't even show anybody | 945.839 | 8.161 |
| where are you baby I just walk past you | 950.04 | 7.599 |
| there you are you're my baby there's an | 954.0 | 6.04 |
| alphar Raptor that can kill K everything | 957.639 | 5.44 |
| here without any problem | 960.04 | 6.039 |
| whatsoever | 963.079 | 3.0 |
| [ __ ] oh thank goodness go ahead I mean | 968.279 | 4.36 |
| we can worry about naming it later but | 971.04 | 2.88 |
| uh I really want to get my stuff before | 972.639 | 3.88 |
| it disappears okay gotcha yeah since we | 973.92 | 5.96 |
| got a Carno now yeah hey time to go | 976.519 | 8.521 |
| Bubba boo can you get out come on baby | 979.88 | 6.759 |
| come on baby can you can you get out | 985.04 | 3.599 |
| come on baby that I mean that's how we | 986.639 | 2.961 |
| got | 988.639 | 5.0 |
| hey time to go come on come on baby come | 989.6 | 5.799 |
| on we don't have time to dilly dally | 993.639 | 4.68 |
| come on your makeup looks fine come on | 995.399 | 6.161 |
| she stuck on the wall yes is it Caro's | 998.319 | 5.08 |
| stuck in the wall yeah that's how we got | 1001.56 | 5.399 |
| her right okay can we maybe come over | 1003.399 | 6.44 |
| this way can I turn her hey over | 1006.959 | 5.32 |
| here really stuck can you we can break | 1009.839 | 4.36 |
| the wall I mean that's oh it's going to | 1012.279 | 3.24 |
| take forever though isn't it I don't | 1014.199 | 3.281 |
| know I can't I have nothing who built | 1015.519 | 4.081 |
| this oh what what w | 1017.48 | 5.88 |
| oh wait good now | 1019.6 | 3.76 |
| oh oh my god oh I think you hit okay | 1023.679 | 5.921 |
| yeah I didn't mean to do that right I | 1027.559 | 4.201 |
| don't have time yeah no it's going to | 1029.6 | 3.4 |
| take a minute for her to break that damn | 1031.76 | 3.279 |
| wall isn't it can we tell her to stop | 1033.0 | 5.679 |
| hey you stay still | 1035.039 | 8.16 |
| chill oh there we go all right so now | 1038.679 | 6.321 |
| time to go then follow me out of it come | 1043.199 | 3.441 |
| on come come on this way you can get out | 1045.0 | 3.199 |
| this way you can do it this way here | 1046.64 | 5.68 |
| over here come on over here come on over | 1048.199 | 7.161 |
| here over here you dumb monkey we | 1052.32 | 5.8 |
| shouldn't have to go that far okay I've | 1055.36 | 5.16 |
| got to run back up dude okay good luck | 1058.12 | 4.24 |
| well I'm going to die again but get | 1060.52 | 4.24 |
| yourself and run out hey you we got to | 1062.36 | 5.16 |
| get out of this right can't stay okay | 1064.76 | 4.76 |
| tell you what I want you to break this | 1067.52 | 4.68 |
| part the door that you're stuck in that | 1069.52 | 4.84 |
| bit can you take that | 1072.2 | 4.08 |
| bit yeah | 1074.36 | 6.24 |
| right oh my God you are so dumb you are | 1076.28 | 6.279 |
| just a special kind of stupid that's | 1080.6 | 5.079 |
| your name | 1082.559 | 3.12 |
| stupid that is Alpha right I mean I saw | 1086.24 | 8.76 |
| glow red oh wait six that's right baby | 1089.36 | 9.96 |
| wait wait wait boom yeah so it only says | 1095.0 | 7.72 |
| 20 and it doesn't seem to be glowing | 1099.32 | 5.4 |
| okay no but it says alpar Raptor male | 1102.72 | 4.64 |
| Alpha that's it | 1104.72 | 5.439 |
| [ __ ] all right | 1107.36 | 6.28 |
| well at least I have a half a wall with | 1110.159 | 6.681 |
| a giant opening in it to protect the | 1113.64 | 7.88 |
| animals damn it help no no no no no no | 1116.84 | 10.12 |
| no no no no you can't no no uh-oh oh | 1121.52 | 8.96 |
| god oh oh no oh no and now the Raptor's | 1126.96 | 6.4 |
| damn down here son of a [ __ ] all right | 1130.48 | 5.64 |
| stupid you keep at that oh man Raptor on | 1133.36 | 7.12 |
| a cliff where is it I see it right there | 1136.12 | 6.64 |
| could I possibly get it see its head | 1140.48 | 3.28 |
| poking | 1142.76 | 3.279 |
| out yep took a | 1143.76 | 6.279 |
| hit and stupid don't go for that one | 1146.039 | 6.401 |
| keep at the wall stupid don't even look | 1150.039 | 6.681 |
| at that [ __ ] Raptor keep it the | 1152.44 | 4.28 |
| wall okay got another shot | 1158.2 | 6.719 |
| in come on where you be passed out by | 1161.84 | 5.079 |
| now there he goes there he goes all | 1164.919 | 3.281 |
| right yeah stupid you keep it in the | 1166.919 | 3.24 |
| wall I'm go see if I I can even climb up | 1168.2 | 2.8 |
| to this | 1170.159 | 3.76 |
| Raptor oh to build a damn set of stairs | 1171.0 | 4.35 |
| just to get up to | 1173.919 | 5.681 |
| [Music] | 1175.35 | 6.449 |
| it | 1179.6 | 5.28 |
| okay we all clear where's | 1181.799 | 7.401 |
| my I need my oh my God I see a raptor | 1184.88 | 8.48 |
| tail oh my God that's certain | 1189.2 | 7.12 |
| death why are you hanging at the house | 1193.36 | 6.319 |
| need my stuff m | 1196.32 | 5.64 |
| huh hey Dora hey I'm down below I | 1199.679 | 3.601 |
| actually managed to climb up to this | 1201.96 | 3.88 |
| Raptor ouch there's another Raptor just | 1203.28 | 5.2 |
| up here waiting uh okay that must be the | 1205.84 | 4.92 |
| other one oh God I'm I'm in the bushes | 1208.48 | 5.88 |
| and I can't see [ __ ] uh why is it | 1210.76 | 7.52 |
| waiting here cuz it knows wants you it's | 1214.36 | 7.88 |
| hungry oh my God it's like looking at me | 1218.28 | 7.48 |
| ah is my stuff here can you throw down | 1222.24 | 7.52 |
| meat I can't throw [ __ ] hiding under a | 1225.76 | 7.68 |
| porch okay thought I'd ask oh stupid you | 1229.76 | 6.159 |
| broke it awesome hey stupid come here | 1233.44 | 4.2 |
| come here come here hey you guys coming | 1235.919 | 5.161 |
| up uh what you going to come up uh I can | 1237.64 | 5.24 |
| yeah I would love that I I want to get | 1241.08 | 3.599 |
| my stuff I got really good stuff yeah I | 1242.88 | 3.6 |
| want to get some meat in this Cliff | 1244.679 | 4.161 |
| Raptor Cliff that's a good name for this | 1246.48 | 5.36 |
| Raptor great all right coming to you | 1248.84 | 5.57 |
| please stupid time to | 1251.84 | 3.839 |
| [Music] | 1254.41 | 3.79 |
| go oh [ __ ] is that the freaking Alpha | 1255.679 | 6.401 |
| Raptor right there oh my God oh my God | 1258.2 | 7.8 |
| okay I just need to run arrows onto this | 1262.08 | 7.68 |
| how do I get the arrows onto that and | 1266.0 | 6.44 |
| then I'm hitting the wrong oh God I | 1269.76 | 4.32 |
| don't know how to get this que do I got | 1272.44 | 6.599 |
| to hit q no [ __ ] okay I just got to | 1274.08 | 8.12 |
| shoot it that's what I got to do I got | 1279.039 | 6.64 |
| to get over here and and oh wait any of | 1282.2 | 5.599 |
| my freaking animals set to attack my | 1285.679 | 3.401 |
| target | 1287.799 | 2.561 |
| oh | 1289.08 | 4.56 |
| God I can't let it be the target I just | 1290.36 | 5.36 |
| have to have it chase | 1293.64 | 5.44 |
| me goodness I don't know how to do this | 1295.72 | 6.079 |
| I don't know what to | 1299.08 | 2.719 |
| do this is the worst where's the Raptor | 1301.88 | 5.52 |
| where's the | 1306.44 | 3.76 |
| Raptor all right I see the house I see | 1307.4 | 5.44 |
| the Raptor you do it's fighting a turtle | 1310.2 | 5.28 |
| oh perfect all right um I don't know how | 1312.84 | 3.8 |
| to get my | 1315.48 | 4.0 |
| stuff I don't see it | 1316.64 | 5.76 |
| all right stupid kill that Raptor | 1319.48 | 5.96 |
| yeah yes all right Raptor's dead stupid | 1322.4 | 4.159 |
| kill that | 1325.44 | 4.8 |
| Turtle stupid find my bag you got it no | 1326.559 | 7.321 |
| I said stupid find it stupid find Dora's | 1330.24 | 6.4 |
| bag you're out of danger now buddy I | 1333.88 | 4.88 |
| appreciate that oh dude there's a bag | 1336.64 | 4.48 |
| right here I'm standing on one oh oh | 1338.76 | 7.44 |
| it's yours yes is this it oh thank | 1341.12 | 7.48 |
| goodness D follow me well hold on hold | 1346.2 | 5.0 |
| on let's I mean let's get the oh okay oh | 1348.6 | 6.88 |
| there there's a chest yes anything good | 1351.2 | 8.98 |
| um slingshot ow lame yep pretty | 1355.48 | 7.24 |
| [Music] | 1360.18 | 7.66 |
| lame so Behavior this isn't | 1362.72 | 8.959 |
| Fun uh attack your target I don't want | 1367.84 | 7.199 |
| that I want I guess | 1371.679 | 5.761 |
| passive passive | 1375.039 | 5.24 |
| flee I'll just do passive | 1377.44 | 7.0 |
| thing there's that what we got here | 1380.279 | 7.441 |
| aggression level attack | 1384.44 | 3.28 |
| Target this one was St getting on him | 1389.36 | 9.04 |
| and this one was passive fine okay is it | 1392.799 | 10.641 |
| still there did it move oh God move down | 1398.4 | 6.36 |
| all | 1403.44 | 5.56 |
| right now I'm going to go around and I | 1404.76 | 10.399 |
| am going to shoot it from over | 1409.0 | 6.159 |
| there oh yeah we got it oh yeah oh | 1415.72 | 7.839 |
| Cliffy that is your name you are done | 1420.32 | 6.64 |
| holy [ __ ] what a day all right Cliffy | 1423.559 | 5.561 |
| come on now | 1426.96 | 5.959 |
| Cliffy Cliffy | 1429.12 | 7.84 |
| Cliffy never mind your name is stupid | 1432.919 | 6.601 |
| too all right hold on here we go what if | 1436.96 | 7.199 |
| I took an arrow and I shot hey the beam | 1439.52 | 7.44 |
| that you're trapped at will you go for | 1444.159 | 5.601 |
| it that one that one that one | 1446.96 | 7.16 |
| stupid that that sh | 1449.76 | 7.919 |
| Cliffy Cliffy come on it's going great | 1454.12 | 5.64 |
| damn it you all right | 1457.679 | 7.561 |
| Cliffy here fight that one right oh [ __ ] | 1459.76 | 8.279 |
| oh well that didn't go well uh I | 1465.24 | 4.319 |
| accidentally shot Cliffy with an arrow | 1468.039 | 3.76 |
| yeah I I read that on the screen damn it | 1469.559 | 3.6 |
| all right well [ __ ] it at least we got a | 1471.799 | 3.36 |
| Carno today yeah all right let let's go | 1473.159 | 6.201 |
| home stupid time to go | 1475.159 | 9.0 |
| stupid stupid God there she comes | 1479.36 | 8.199 |
| Jesus I need | 1484.159 | 3.4 |
| water | 1491.88 | 3.0 |
| where you're right there you're right | 1496.52 | 5.32 |
| there on the edge come on peek your | 1499.44 | 3.68 |
| little tail | 1501.84 | 6.28 |
| out come on oh oops I shot first I | 1503.12 | 6.919 |
| shouldn't have done that oh I oh I | 1508.12 | 6.84 |
| didn't fall all right come on go hit him | 1510.039 | 5.76 |
| hey | 1514.96 | 5.0 |
| sucker hey buddy come and chase me come | 1515.799 | 6.24 |
| on get away get away get away get away | 1519.96 | 4.52 |
| come on come on come on come on you | 1522.039 | 6.681 |
| still coming at me bro you coming | 1524.48 | 6.48 |
| oh please please be | 1528.72 | 4.64 |
| coming | 1530.96 | 5.079 |
| please okay well I'll take it as a good | 1533.36 | 3.84 |
| thing | 1536.039 | 3.441 |
| cuz what are we what are you doing you | 1537.2 | 4.68 |
| can't get | 1539.48 | 2.4 |
| out come on right here really come on oh | 1542.08 | 8.12 |
| there you go oh God I jumped right on | 1548.44 | 4.599 |
| top of you all right now we'll go here | 1550.2 | 5.8 |
| we go come on are you on my butt please | 1553.039 | 4.681 |
| be on my butt yeah you're chewing on my | 1556.0 | 2.96 |
| butt right | 1557.72 | 4.76 |
| get away get away get away yeah boy yeah | 1558.96 | 5.68 |
| yeah all right I can't believe that I'm | 1562.48 | 6.319 |
| not dead yet this is quite | 1564.64 | 4.159 |
| surprising dude good job | 1572.48 | 7.64 |
| yeah [ __ ] | 1576.12 | 4.0 |
| [Applause] | 1583.88 | 2.67 |
| [Music] | 1584.77 | 3.71 |
| [Applause] | 1586.55 | 4.05 |
| oh | 1588.48 | 5.389 |
| [Music] | 1590.6 | 3.269 |
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