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CaptionStartDuration
[Music]0.343.7
foreign1.043.0
[Applause]9.933.2
ladies and gentlemen14.8394.721
I am proud to announce that doralius and17.164.56
Associates is officially open for19.563.08
business21.724.319
there's only like six of us here Dallas22.645.68
okay and there's no ladies we're still26.0393.721
open for business it's not really a28.323.06
grand opening if it's just did I say it29.763.959
was a grand opening well it's an opening31.384.74
it feels like a grand opening from this33.7194.52
day36.122.119
anyone being oppressed anyone losing38.885.1
their grip on freedom will have someone42.0595.52
to turn to they can turn to doralius and43.984.919
Associates47.5794.32
for a small fee or a big fee right48.8996.121
fellas whatever they can afford cheers51.8995.82
everyone Cheers Cheers guys I worked a55.025.28
long time on that speech so thrillas I57.7196.9
pledge my ax to you oh here we go this60.36.6
wonderful cars64.6195.281
sir and now from now on our minds are so66.94.92
do we have the same brain69.94.2
from here on out don't we need like more71.825.46
people sure but a small highly skilled74.16.059
team can be just as effective like Bruce77.284.92
here when he served under King legapur80.1593.6
and they were at War he didn't fight82.23.36
alongside the thousands of men in their83.7594.441
army did you brew we only had nine85.564.559
that's still three more than we have88.25.64
we're going to get more men see like big90.1195.46
armies are clumsy they're predictable93.844.319
they're obvious Bruce team was special95.5796.121
and this team is also special and the98.1595.221
advantage that we have is that we don't101.73.18
have all the red tape of a monarchy103.385.099
weighing us down or good weapons or104.886.12
horses we are going to get weapons and108.4794.5
we've got weapons right now sure be nice111.03.54
to have more but we've got enough to get112.9794.561
started but what about the horses not114.545.1
only are there parties but damn it you117.543.78
know we can get around a lot faster how119.645.18
about a shield or Trey Boucher121.323.5
if you really want to annihilate your133.924.5
enemies what you need136.265.24
it's the Zephyr Blade138.427.22
The Zephyr Blade's just a myth oh141.56.94
rallies there's no way to talk145.646.34
never Blade's real guarded by the lady148.447.26
in the lake but even if it is real151.986.06
uh you can't just go up and grab the155.73.66
Zephyr blade don't you have to be like158.043.24
the chosen one or something oh come on159.365.22
what have you got to lose go to the lake161.286.739
that's the broad for the sword164.583.439
your rights are walking it is worth a168.482.86
shot170.945.449
[Music]171.345.049
thank you177.363.48
all right178.75.2
here we are we just staying here I don't180.845.399
know maybe we should call out for the183.94.44
Lady of the Lake it's not a bad idea186.2395.941
lady no no no no no the rattles I think188.345.58
we should all do it I mean if four192.182.94
people are yelling it's about to get193.922.7
somebody let's do it together yeah I195.124.58
think that'd be good hey196.623.08
come out here lady now that's just gonna203.5995.081
scare her away207.063.24
what's up with the creepy voice murdon208.684.57
it's not it's my regular voice210.35.54
[Music]213.255.39
that's like saying don't come murdon215.845.68
yeah I'm a stalker218.6412.95
[Music]221.5210.07
I am the Lady of the Lake step forward232.48.44
for you are the chosen one I'm the237.27.92
chosen one I'm the chosen one240.848.42
are you kidding me Behold doralius245.128.74
The Mighty Zephyr blade249.266.64
that's the Zephyr blade253.864.2
yes255.94.019
this is a tiny little258.064.859
little dagger no259.9196.441
this is the legendary262.9195.401
Zephyr blade266.363.88
imagine it a lot bigger didn't you guys268.324.02
well if you don't want it I'll take it I270.243.6
mean I'm gonna take it but I just you272.343.0
know I didn't picture well quit bitching273.844.44
about it what can I what what do I have275.344.02
to do278.284.32
take the Zephyr blade from my hand279.365.94
go forth into the forest282.66.659
in slay the Beast that lies within the285.36.38
darkness289.2592.421
guys I can do this292.585.98
um all right I'm gonna take Zephyr blade295.1996.72
this Zephyr blade in my hand298.565.579
and go kill that Beast back this way be301.9194.681
brave doralius304.1395.601
okay I'm going306.63.14
okay pretty sure this isn't the Zephyr311.286.12
blade you are wise doralius314.525.64
that is not the zepha blade but I asked317.45.7
specifically for the Zephyr blade that320.165.039
is far too small to be the Zephyr blade323.15.039
I know that I said that I said it was325.1995.22
like a tiny dagger you did not say that328.1395.641
I said that's a small dagger that's a330.4195.821
tiny dagger I just got my ass kicked by333.784.74
that giant ass beast and this freaking336.244.799
dagger bent can I get the real Zephyr338.524.5
blade now please she pulled that out and341.0394.141
you went crazy ape [ __ ] over it like343.024.26
because you were happy about it and now345.183.66
you're acting like she told me347.283.72
appreciate zapper blade you told me it348.845.639
was the Zephyr blade behold doralius351.06.539
the true Zephyr blade now that looks354.4794.801
like a zephyr blade all right that's a357.5393.781
biscuit359.284.8
it is the Zephyr blade361.325.64
so you're you're eating The Zephyr blade364.085.28
yes366.964.86
all right I'll tell you what you go369.364.559
ahead and eat that Zephyr blade bring371.824.319
your ass back down into that water and373.9195.78
get me the real Zephyr blade okay376.1393.56
you don't have a set on fire back there380.163.5
Dallas you're being kind of rude386.0394.44
but you have no idea what I just went389.0393.78
through but she's the lightest I know390.4794.5
how do you know that wasn't the Zephyr392.8193.961
blade that thing was freaking huge what394.9794.981
what hey this no the biscuit have you396.785.039
seen the Zephyr Blade no but I'm pretty399.963.6
sure it's not a zephyr biscuit401.8193.421
well now she's going to bring a fake403.563.18
Zephyr blade because you pissed her off405.244.399
she was eating that Zephyr blade babes406.745.16
behold DeLorean409.6395.641
Mr Alias that's411.93.38
behold DeLorean415.563.78
the mighty417.724.14
and that's a that's a tree branch419.343.78
no421.866.66
this is truly this ever blade423.127.139
all right428.523.959
um you know what forget it because uh430.2593.901
got a whole tree full of zephyr blades432.4793.78
back home and I'll just grab one of434.164.62
those but uh yeah thanks for nothing and436.2594.56
uh all the uh the wounds appreciate that438.783.9
dude come on guys let's go so that was440.8194.341
our day442.682.48
hey everybody446.44.919
oh there's a dead cat on the table oh448.6994.541
that's my dead cat why is it on the451.3194.32
table oh I'm working on a new spell I'm453.244.5
trying to bring it back to life how's455.6395.101
that going uh so far I don't know it's457.744.92
uh it's not obviously back to life yet460.745.22
okay I'm going to make a rule from this462.665.819
day forward no dead animals on the war465.966.239
room table that is a little bit harsh468.4795.521
yeah that's that's getting a little high472.1993.601
school you enjoy this as a centerpiece474.04.259
not this but something like this would475.84.86
be awesome it's very limited478.2594.081
anyone seen480.663.24
uh walking482.345.04
anyone I've seen walking yeah he wears483.96.32
the the metals487.382.84
guys have you seen him today he's490.743.42
supposed to be at the meeting oh no I've492.844.38
not seen him today no not today494.165.4
he's supposed to be here to the meeting497.226.86
meeting Numero Uno499.564.52
I did it I brought a gag507.3796.22
I'm impressed no idea and then now are510.3195.321
you glad I kept it here I I mean I'm not513.5993.74
gonna say anything515.644.639
no I didn't believe him517.3397.06
we can bring dead animals now right520.2799.941
ah oh wait oh okay well murdon oh I524.3997.921
don't think that spell worked man no it530.224.38
didn't um but hey let's still let's532.324.019
still keep it here because it might do534.64.14
something else this could have been just536.3393.901
the first part of it I'm intrigued now538.743.84
okay it can stay right here all right so540.244.2
okay hey dead animals in the world not542.584.86
in the future today okay all right fair544.445.04
enough first meeting which we should547.443.48
have had yesterday but we're too busy549.483.96
not getting a zephyr blade550.925.28
um we need leads and uh does anyone have553.446.3
any ideas I think we should get raises556.26.0
this is day two you don't ask for a559.744.44
raise on day two when we didn't make562.24.86
money on day one or day two okay that's564.184.98
what we're here for is to try to figure567.063.719
out how to make money I can't believe569.163.66
you're asking for a raise are you570.7793.421
serious572.824.62
it's ridiculous no raises oh okay here's574.25.22
my second rule we've got two rules no577.444.38
raises until we make two days and two579.424.14
rules I can't imagine what this is going581.823.24
to be like a year from now you know I583.563.959
think I'm being only fair I'm I'm a just585.065.399
leader and you guys know that oh we saw587.5194.741
in master the radius are we gonna do590.4595.461
what you say now hey592.263.66
[Music]596.833.129
[Music]602.453.059
did you like I mean how did you have616.3994.961
instructions for this spell I had a book619.24.079
and it was vague because you know I'm621.363.479
experimenting for the most part why623.2793.901
would it be vague because it's never624.8393.841
been done before I'm trying to do627.182.88
something original I don't see why you628.682.46
guys so there's a book on something630.062.64
that's never been done before there's a631.143.84
book on here's a theory murder on your632.75.579
cat's on fire it's on fire but Jack put634.986.08
that out put it out638.2794.62
knock at the door guys I'll be right641.062.74
back642.8992.761
well hey sir walking glad you could make643.83.56
it to the meeting on time645.663.799
lateralis I've been out and about647.365.02
stirring up business trying to make a649.4594.131
name for you652.385.16
[Music]653.595.9
oh657.543.479
[Music]659.494.95
look I've got a lead turns out king661.0196.181
kallus of the Nana Dunes setting to go664.444.92
to war against the village of the667.25.579
retards the retards that's right those669.366.06
retards need you they're special people672.7796.361
but there's one thing the nanodus will675.428.46
be led by the mighty titanus titanus you679.147.199
guys are mad man some say he's a god683.885.76
some say he can't be killed I know I've686.3395.881
heard all of these things his urine689.645.58
melts steel no I know I've heard all of692.227.2
that but they're Alias this is your shot695.226.119
you're right699.424.919
this is our opportunity we can make our701.3397.261
name right here we need to get ready704.3397.281
cat blew up708.63.02
Alias rallies yes yes murdon Are We712.827.959
There Yet guys according to the map that718.384.62
we told Village is just over this bridge720.7795.961
and down that last Peak so we're close723.03.74
trying to cross the bridge actually729.485.82
want to cross my bridge eh well if you732.065.519
want to cross my bridge you have to735.35.219
guess my name I think you better just737.5795.161
back it up a step or two there Mr troll740.5194.56
you know who this is right here this is742.744.62
damned rallies okay tell me who you are745.0795.161
tell me who you are doralius really just747.365.46
said I'm doralius but I mean what what750.243.719
do we have to do to cross the bridge752.823.72
well it's a damn stump of mud hole in753.9594.741
you all right we'll be talking to tell756.544.799
him sir what do we have to do to cross I758.75.1
suppose I said apart guys calm down you761.3395.461
must guess my name in order to cross my763.83.86
bridge766.84.32
otherwise I tear you limp from limb and767.665.56
eat your bones no we don't have time for771.124.5
this to rest you just take him take him773.225.4
down we can just at least guess his name775.624.74
and then if it comes to that we we take778.624.32
it to that come on take me torellius I'm780.364.32
not I'm not trying to challenge you I'm782.944.94
just trying okay guys784.683.2
okay he's wearing a name tag you're788.044.32
wearing a name tag what790.1393.841
you you're wearing a name tag it says792.363.779
Marty this name tag means nothing793.985.34
perhaps I killed the man who once wore796.1395.041
this night it probably means your name's799.324.8
Marty is that your guess oh I hope it is801.184.74
boy okay it's not our guess it's not our804.124.2
guest no no no no that's a trick he805.924.32
wants you to save Marty if I had a name808.323.9
bad you know what it would say810.244.92
neebs yeah if I had a name badge you812.224.619
know what it would say815.164.44
Thomas you would not wear a Thomas name816.8394.8
I would if I didn't want you to know my819.63.78
name which is what the troll is doing821.6393.601
yeah you didn't look anything like a823.383.3
Thomas and he actually looks a little825.243.12
bit like a murder he's not like a mighty826.683.659
murder yeah yeah you see that sign over828.364.38
the the attendant on duty sign what's830.3394.44
that say uh it says the attendant on832.744.82
Duty's name is Marty834.7795.281
and it's horse crap that's another trick837.564.719
that is okay look there's a there's a840.065.1
poster on the shack that says Employee842.2795.881
of the Month Marty with that guy's845.164.38
picture on it that's definitely his848.163.0
picture I'm convinced that's murder849.543.419
that's you right there on that poster851.164.44
that looks nothing like me he's right I852.9594.32
don't see much of a resemblance I mean855.63.66
all trolls look the same right murdon857.2794.261
look at it doralius look at his eyes you859.264.86
see his eyes hey Morty you going to the861.545.58
party tonight I said I'd be there all864.125.399
right all right just bring the Mead that867.124.14
guy just called you Marty well I've869.5193.721
never seen that bloat in my life you871.263.12
said you were gonna be there tonight873.243.599
well I did not you're bringing the Mead874.384.98
no no no the dralis he he and that guy876.8394.261
they're working together well first of879.363.9
all we're gonna throw out a name I don't881.13.06
feel like fighting them because we're883.262.16
about to go into battle I don't really884.162.7
feel like going into battle with wounds885.423.06
already so okay I think we're ready886.864.56
really yes cause I'm hungry all right I888.484.32
know we know891.422.039
um892.83.599
I'm going to guess that's your name here893.4595.94
it comes is896.3995.281
Marty899.3995.821
you are correct really you may pass901.686.779
thank thanks enjoy your travels thank905.225.82
you Bobby donde don't drop Dorado yeah908.4595.161
real big surprise everybody we overcame911.044.56
the troll Guardian with our wits and913.623.839
proceeded to the weeds Hall village915.64.679
where we arrived just in time917.4594.62
Chief douglasan I'd just like to thank920.2793.961
you for giving us the opportunity to922.0796.301
help you uh in this situation doralius924.246.24
thank you for coming sir walk and say928.384.5
many good things about you oh it's our930.484.799
pleasure and as far as payment goes you932.884.019
know afterwards we'll figure out some935.2795.0
type of plan or something what936.8993.38
fair enough we'll figure it out943.923.38
it is a good day for the crows callous948.427.859
get off of the wee Todd's land or no I952.0195.76
don't think so I'd rather like this land956.2794.68
I also like their soldiers chalice we957.7795.521
will never fight for you oh that's what960.9595.041
the village of the Martin said and also963.35.399
the dynasty of the tank mites but look966.05.88
at them now they fight for me well let968.6994.981
me tell you something callous971.884.319
today will be different973.685.279
I'm sorry who are you my name is976.1996.121
doralius and these are my associates978.9595.701
today we will be fighting alongside all982.324.259
of these wheat holes you see behind me984.665.06
well let me tell you this Dora Lingus986.5796.241
how about we make this affair and even989.724.479
fight992.826.54
your best man against my best man994.1997.681
give me a sec chief999.364.44
we can't pass this up we can save so1001.884.44
many lives if we take this offer I don't1003.84.64
know1006.322.12
I was thinking me actually1011.9594.44
um proof1014.245.099
do you think I can take titanus on a1016.3994.981
good day1019.3395.401
maybe gonna have to be a good day then1021.386.36
dralius1024.743.0
I'll do it proof you don't have to1028.4593.84
you're you're just a consultant you're1030.744.079
not obligated to do anything like that I1032.2993.54
know1034.8193.301
but if you die1035.8394.98
I don't get paid1038.126.559
callous yes we accept your offering1040.8198.161
wonderful and now our best man1044.6796.581
proof very well1048.985.28
titanus1051.263.0
[Applause]1054.4812.439
what the hell what heebs what are you1063.0396.701
doing what doralius it was our best guy1066.9194.561
versus their best guy what are you doing1069.744.439
I didn't hear that listen don't do1071.485.52
anything until I tell you to what I mean1074.1795.221
we're in a battle dralis I know but we1077.04.86
had this worked out okay door Lingus1079.44.38
what the hell was that all about it's1081.864.02
doralius and I'm sorry I'm dealing with1083.784.5
it right now the real is when people1085.884.74
come out in a battle you take them down1088.284.08
that's what you do okay from now on1090.623.54
don't do anything until I tell you to1092.365.16
okay callus I'm about to send my Army to1094.166.24
demolish calm down calm down how about1097.526.539
this your second best guy versus our1100.45.7
second best guy which is me1104.0593.301
[Music]1106.14.079
okay okay but no trickery this time no1107.365.1
trickery guys1110.1794.441
it's their second best versus our second1112.464.86
best okay perfect I told you now okay1114.624.62
okay our second best first their second1117.324.56
best right we got it right that's it1119.245.06
that's it good there it goes1121.885.65
[Applause]1124.33.23
oh1127.762.419
what are you doing what do you mean what1130.74.56
are you doing what are you1132.985.16
the doralis me versus their second best1135.265.64
no not no no no no no he said something1138.145.1
best that's me no that's me okay guys1140.95.82
the second best is me it's me what over1143.246.54
me me no the rallies you're good I'm not1146.723.92
saying1149.783.06
it's not the time to argue about this1150.644.48
this is not the time the rally is I am1152.844.14
starting to regret you and your friends1155.124.439
coming here I'm sorry we're working on1156.984.439
it we just had a misunderstanding that's1159.5594.74
all your Lingus this is [ __ ] I know1161.4195.101
we had a miscommunication back here it's1164.2994.74
my fault Leo miscommunication has cost1166.525.94
me my two best warriors I'm sorry I'm1169.0395.821
sorry and it's doralius I don't know1172.463.36
what we're gonna do guys I don't know1174.862.64
what we're gonna do we're screwed we're1175.824.44
screwed hey doralis what neebs I know1177.55.039
what we should do I'll bet you do let's1180.264.86
do our worst versus their worst it's a1182.5394.02
horrible idea tell them it's a horrible1185.124.679
idea worst versus worst no it's a1186.5595.581
horrible idea oh you don't want to do1189.7995.641
that our worst is pretty worse you know1192.147.14
what I like that dear yes you're worse1195.448.22
against our worst Marcus drag hey drag1199.285.7
get ready I think you're about to fight1203.663.24
right chief1204.985.939
call out your worst okay1206.94.019
Leslie1210.983.0
we've been at the we told Kingdom for1215.5393.601
several hours through A Series of1217.463.9
Unfortunate Events we've chosen our1219.144.5
weakest Warrior to fight in a one-on-one1221.364.26
battle1223.647.82
no no no no no1225.625.84
[Music]1236.063.61
I bet two gold coins that fella from1240.885.08
Nineveh is gonna win this thing that's1244.285.3
what I'm thinking too are you serious1245.965.459
what do you tell you're gonna bet on the1249.583.64
enemy well y'all think y'all think1251.4194.441
Leslie's gonna win he better win no1253.224.38
Leslie's a push he's not gonna win well1255.863.3
if he doesn't win we're in trouble and1257.63.0
the Wii talls are gonna lose all of1259.163.36
their land all because of us and your1260.65.52
idea noobs no more noobs the rallies1262.525.34
[ __ ] talking like you're all mad and1266.123.299
stuff I'm a little bit concerned right1267.863.36
now because our name is on the line and1269.4194.441
so is this entire Village we should have1271.224.819
Sitting draft yeah1273.864.8
I'm not the worst well you yeah you1276.0394.481
usually are the worst I think no I don't1278.663.54
think Jack could take that guy over1280.522.96
there1282.23.599
then what the hell is your problem man1283.484.78
look at them I'm a masterful beast of1285.7995.281
Titans all I'm saying is we better all1288.266.86
hope that Leslie wins this fight1291.084.04
yeah1295.1592.721
[Music]1296.095.13
holy [ __ ] I can't believe he won no no1297.884.419
no1301.223.04
no sir1302.2994.341
[Music]1304.265.899
it is fair you agreed to it King okay1306.645.62
fine you got me this time but mark my1310.1594.26
words door Lingus I'm going to put a1312.264.2
price on your head well it's you know1314.4194.201
you know whatever whatever King chalice1316.464.079
you put a price on my head it's King1318.623.66
kallus you did that yeah I do king1320.5393.301
phallus I'm well aware of that thank you1322.283.779
very much1323.845.16
time come in but mark my word store1326.0595.581
Lingus You Will Rule this day you'll1329.05.64
rule this day sorelius thank you so much1331.645.64
for defeating King kallus it's an1334.645.519
amazing day for all retards it's our1337.284.379
pleasure I'm glad everything worked out1340.1592.88
it was getting a little scary there for1341.6593.601
a bit the rallies look what the children1343.0394.981
made you it's a statue of you made from1345.267.26
the manure of our finest goat wow uh1348.026.899
it's like looking in a mirror made of1352.525.399
poo wow you look like [ __ ] neuralius1354.9195.701
thanks and in about uh the payment we1357.9194.5
have been thinking long and hard about1360.623.9
what we must give you for your brave1362.4194.981
brave actions today and we are going to1364.527.019
give you our finest Warrior Leslie1367.46.659
You Wanna Give us Leslie that's right he1371.5395.221
is our bravest warrior and now he will1374.0595.281
fight alongside with you and your Mane1376.766.0
okay I I think probably he's more Well1379.346.9
Suited protecting you guys because uh I1382.765.279
mean this this is enough I don't know1386.243.48
Bradley I said it's not a bad office no1388.0392.941
we're good shut up I say we keep it1389.722.64
we're done shut up it's on the house1390.984.22
basically okay why can't we take Leslie1392.365.1
when you were talking to callus you1395.25.74
should have said uh uh salad1397.465.88
tomato salad that'll be funny like1400.944.56
thanks tomato salad1403.344.5
that would have been fun so thank you1405.54.2
keep blessing1407.844.74
the Battle of we told was fierce but we1409.75.28
were triumphant from there we went on to1412.583.92
my top list to drum up some business1414.983.6
proof decided to return to Castle1416.54.539
doralius apparently he and King ragthorn1418.585.52
don't see eye to eye1421.0395.581
okay guys I'm going to go see the king1424.14.199
and I'm sure that's going to take a1426.623.12
little while because he's probably going1428.2992.941
to want to hear everything that we have1429.743.48
to offer so uh I'll tell you what draft1431.243.96
how about you go and find some food1433.224.98
murdon well no matter what I tell you to1435.24.26
do you're probably still gonna go get1438.23.24
drunk right oh you bet your sweet ass I1439.464.14
am all right how about neebs1441.444.08
um maybe go check out some prices on1443.63.6
weapons maybe horses or something yeah1445.523.539
okay I'll see what we can get for a [ __ ]1447.23.54
stick drak you still carrying that thing1449.0594.081
I love him throttles I love this to me1450.744.34
it's my duty to hold up1453.145.18
okay that's good1455.083.24
guys good luck good luck I'll see you1459.53.059
guys in a few1461.2992.641
Nate1462.5592.881
that's you man1463.944.619
Eric what what you doing here man how1465.444.979
long has it been man God I cannot1468.5593.6
believe I'm looking at your face right1470.4194.38
what are you doing in Montopolis I live1472.1595.341
here now what do you do doing I'm a damn1474.7995.521
Warrior now yeah we just got back from1477.56.48
uh we told Village I took down titanus1480.326.12
you did not killed him1483.985.28
that is amazing brother well this is1486.445.52
really interesting but I'm gonna go1489.265.159
that's actually a good idea it was nice1491.964.62
meeting you nibs come on let's talk go1494.4193.601
ahead Drake I'll catch up with you in a1496.584.079
bit so uh what are you doing now man1498.024.98
life is so good right now life is so1500.6594.02
good I got so many big things coming up1503.03.84
I can't even tell you still playing the1504.6793.781
loot that's right you do play though1506.842.76
yeah I'm just getting the band together1508.463.42
I'll tell you what you see Dragon [ __ ]1509.63.72
playing anywhere I better see your face1511.883.84
at that show you can count on it man you1513.324.2
can count on it but we have to go now1515.724.14
neebs come on let's head out Jack what1517.523.96
what do you what's the deal1519.864.38
so so you're in a band yeah what what1521.484.079
are you what are you doing in here why1524.244.02
what's up with the stupid little thing1525.5594.681
you know I ate a carrot from the King's1528.263.899
Garden and uh and they all flipped out1530.243.419
about it have you found that that1532.1593.661
interferes with the band at all no not1533.6595.0
yet not yet1535.822.839
don't be no carrots okay oh man I don't1544.74.079
even like carrots I don't either tell1546.982.52
them1548.7793.481
that doralius from doralius and1549.54.799
Associates is here please I don't know1552.264.26
you want to do it I could do it but then1554.2994.801
I'd have to leave won't you do it1556.525.84
all right I'll do it1559.13.26
yeah he said no1562.945.099
hey doralis did you meet my friend Eric1565.884.98
please tell me you did not break that1568.0395.161
guy out of The Stockade hey this is a1570.865.1
guy from The Stockade man murdon keep it1573.24.5
down guys there are two Royal Guards1575.964.38
right behind us Wireless just simmer1577.75.28
down man all he did was steal a carrot1580.346.66
yes simmer carrot hey simmer we're1582.985.579
trying to get in to see the king and1587.03.299
we're bringing freaking criminals up1588.5593.901
he's not a criminal I'm not a criminal1590.2995.341
not you murdon this guy hey buddy you1592.464.62
look kind of familiar oh I've been1595.642.94
around I've been here for a while now1597.083.479
he's a he's a in a band oh we're just1598.583.719
getting started man we're gonna we're1600.5593.781
about to blow up cool cool what do you1602.2995.341
play I played a loot hey actually uh1604.344.86
isn't the king looking for a loot player1607.643.36
well here I am you want to come in and1609.23.3
audition I'd love to come in and1611.03.539
audition hey guys um1612.54.86
I play the loot too he shoves that thing1614.5395.221
in his mouth and just goes to blowing I1617.366.059
just play it oh another loop leg another1619.766.779
loop player right hey you know what I'm1623.4195.281
thinking we should just all go in1626.5393.841
together and see the king that's a great1628.73.54
idea hey everybody come on let's go1630.383.96
let's go see the King right now really1632.244.98
I've always wanted to see the king I1634.344.8
don't think the the loot is a win1637.224.22
instrument is it1639.145.34
you don't play The Living dry ice1641.444.22
nope1644.486.949
[Music]1645.665.769
I see a torch do you see it Taurus yes1651.747.62
we see a torch what do you see neebs I1655.587.62
see uh uh corpse I see a corpse do you1659.367.02
see a corpse yes we see a corpse what do1663.25.94
you see the deralis1666.384.2
doralis1669.144.38
Dallas what do you see no I'm sorry oh1670.584.38
come on just name something I'm not1673.523.6
playing your game I'm sorry I'll tell1674.966.5
you what I see I see a grunt1677.128.6
do you see it girl yes1681.466.94
you see that we're in a dungeon right1685.724.6
now the Alice you should have said that1688.44.08
when I said your name okay we started1690.324.56
this to make changes in the world now1692.484.26
the world is falling apart out there and1694.883.659
we're stuck in here well what'd you do1696.744.86
to get in here here well the rallies1698.5395.221
thought it would be a good idea to lie1701.64.26
about playing the Luke no neebs I think1703.763.48
it's more because you brought a criminal1705.863.72
to the freaking castle that was not it1707.245.16
no you lied to the King's Garden okay1709.584.8
yeah I lied about that but you still1712.44.019
brought a freaking criminal here I think1714.383.779
we're all at fault yeah but just imagine1716.4195.041
someone tells you they play the loot and1718.1594.921
then they can't yeah I don't think it1721.464.319
what what are you here for see the king1723.086.18
fears me I'm a certified Lethal Weapon1725.7797.561
okay murdon yup any type of spell that1729.266.0
you maybe know that could possibly help1733.344.439
us right now well I used to know one1735.264.08
where I could turn metal in the dust let1737.7793.9
me try I can try it on your chains all1739.343.54
right but all right stay still here we1741.6793.081
go1742.886.0
okay okay you gotta stay stupid yeah I1744.767.299
did Dallas know you were all over the1748.885.46
place I can't move guys I'm chained up1752.0594.681
yeah stay still let me try again one1754.344.68
more time1756.744.76
hey1759.022.48
if you don't want to be here I think you1770.24.66
should just leave I don't want to be1772.74.26
here I would love to leave you're only1774.864.02
here as long as you ought to be here oh1776.963.719
oh and you have a choice about being1778.884.32
here of course I have a choice but the1780.6794.801
universe wants me to be here see the1783.24.56
universe wants him to be here hey guys1785.484.98
guys lunch time lunch time ready1787.764.919
goodness man I've been starving1790.464.98
everything I'm hungry too yeah yeah oh1792.6794.5
no1795.443.859
food on the floor I'm sorry1797.1795.701
I'm sorry oh no look at me I've stepped1799.2996.221
in your food I'm stuck it all up in here1802.884.26
look what you're doing that on purpose1805.523.36
oh no1807.144.2
I'm jumping on your food this is this is1808.884.86
really really disrespectful young man1811.345.16
you're making me mad yeah me too I hate1813.744.679
this guy yeah you're making me want to1816.54.14
pee because I'm peeing right now all1818.4195.161
over your food no my biscuit all right1820.645.72
that's it1823.582.78
I have I have seen some [ __ ] in my day1828.385.519
but that was messed up that just made my1831.084.8
eyes hurt like I'll say and you're only1833.8993.841
here as long as you want to be here like1835.884.38
this fella for example he obviously1837.744.5
didn't want to be here his head was all1840.265.039
like hey I don't want to be here and his1842.244.86
intestines were all like hey I don't1845.2993.721
want to be here cooped up inside my1847.14.38
belly listen can you break us out right1849.024.2
now you telling me you don't want to be1851.484.439
here not like that guy didn't want to be1853.225.04
here we just when I get out could you1855.9195.401
could you help us please hold on let me1858.265.76
ask the universe1861.326.0
the universe said no oh but the universe1864.026.84
did say the number four what the hell1867.325.52
does number four mean how the hell1870.865.059
should I know Universe damn crazy1872.845.9
anyways I gotta go1875.9195.321
what's going on in there1878.747.12
what the hell that crazy old guy just1881.246.96
tore that guy into pieces and ran1885.865.34
through that wall yeah no no that's1888.24.68
[ __ ] man will you just kill the1891.23.18
guard what are you talking about we're1892.883.179
still chained up why would we kill him1894.384.2
and chain ourselves back up you guys are1896.0594.261
dead you the king's gonna find out about1898.583.36
this he's gonna he's gonna kill you guys1900.324.76
today do anything today excuse me1901.945.64
according to the schedule you haven't1905.085.5
taken your lunch break yet have you no I1907.584.74
haven't but unfortunately these guys1910.583.42
just murdered a guard so I'm going to be1912.323.78
stuck here for a while neebs did it look1914.03.96
I just came off my lunch break and if1916.13.42
you want to run along and go ahead and1917.963.42
get your lunch I'd be more than happy to1919.524.92
take care of this mess are you serious I1921.384.799
mean this is gonna be a lot of paperwork1924.443.719
absolutely absolutely and you1926.1794.98
and you had a salamander bis1928.1595.101
salamander bisque [ __ ] yeah I'm pretty1931.1594.681
hungry okay listen thanks a lot man I'll1933.264.68
uh I guess I'll catch you later1935.845.12
problem thank you1937.943.02
the salamander bisque tastes like [ __ ]1947.484.63
oh1950.263.24
[Music]1952.114.069
I freaking love you walking1953.54.72
after many days on the road we finally1956.1794.081
returned to doralia's Castle1958.224.8
um there's a giant wooden horse in front1960.263.21
of the castle1963.024.139
[Music]1963.475.25
you know what this is1967.1595.481
this is a gift from the retards1968.726.3
it is they wouldn't have just given us a1972.646.039
[ __ ] stick this is a gift man no no it's1975.026.12
for us it's for us it's they really1978.6794.74
appreciated what we did no the rally as1981.143.779
I've seen I've seen something like this1983.4193.601
before okay we got to be careful I don't1984.9194.441
know this shoddy craftsmanship These1987.025.36
Things Fall Apart in like a week1989.363.02
this is what it's all about guys we're2007.865.199
getting noticed that's right okay here's2010.5394.62
what you guys have to do just bring this2013.0594.081
in the back gate leave it in the2015.1593.301
courtyard then you have the rest of the2017.143.779
day off because walking and I we're2018.464.02
gonna take a little trip and grab some2020.9194.201
things and when we get back2022.485.96
it's party time it's party time2025.125.939
all right because we deserve it2028.444.079
everybody deserves2031.0595.641
yeah okay oh I'm into that so just do2032.5196.461
that and we'll see you soon all right2036.73.74
all right now at least2038.983.78
all right we'll see if you guys see him2040.444.47
crying see ya [ __ ]2042.768.94
[Music]2044.919.07
dralis you got a Wild Bunch back there2051.73.719
but2053.982.639
I think things are coming together2055.4193.42
nicely I think you're right walking I2056.6195.161
think you're right but the dwarf his2058.8397.381
voice hurts my ears is it just me no no2061.786.119
it's not2066.223.72
you know some people think your voice is2067.8993.421
annoying too right2069.945.54
ah can't be true people love my voice2071.324.16
[Music]2077.015.62
sounds like a Damsel in Distress2079.724.04
[Music]2082.635.249
let's hurry up from the tree no this God2083.767.419
is guts out let the boy go2087.8796.601
who are you the name's doralis and today2091.1798.041
is not your day no today is not your day2094.487.92
no today is not your day it is our daily2099.225.76
today's not your day it's not your day2102.45.82
it is our day enough2104.985.639
I am a trained Warrior and I'd rather2108.227.399
not kill anyone today unless I have to2110.6195.0
get him2119.22.899
[Music]2122.963.719
the rallies why'd you do that walking2130.785.819
these men chose their own destiny ow you2133.245.4
put your damn sword back in with all the2136.5994.201
blood on it the oils alone are gonna2138.644.92
corrode the blade make it rust dominant2140.85.76
lessen the value I'll clean the blade2143.565.88
later oh that's fine and maybe I'll wipe2146.566.72
my ass later hey you okay oh yes sir I'm2149.445.82
fine sir thank you I'm so glad you came2153.283.24
along when you did2155.263.18
hey do you uh need us to walk you home2156.524.26
or anything oh no sir this is my home I2158.445.52
live here in the woods really yes I'm on2160.784.98
summer break from Shackleton now2163.963.119
Shackleton2165.764.2
that's a wizard school oh yes and the2167.0794.861
finest wizard school there is I'm2169.963.78
learning so much and I have so many good2171.944.26
friends there yeah that's nice I tell2173.743.96
you what do you want to follow us back2176.23.24
to our Castle maybe just for a few days2177.74.98
oh well I'd love to that sounds2179.445.88
absolutely wonderful good good I'm2182.685.52
doralius and this is Sir walking how you2185.324.86
doing hey it's a pleasure to meet you2188.26.62
both my name's Harry Harry Potter2190.184.64
you guys really let me down this time2197.683.38
you know that2199.1194.201
you wear that2201.063.58
huh2203.323.42
I give you one thing to do2204.644.26
while I'm gone2206.744.5
one thing2208.96.6
bring the large wooden horse inside2211.247.26
could you do that no you couldn't do2215.54.079
that2218.53.8
could you2219.5792.721
could you dralis we have a good reason2222.645.219
as to why we didn't bring that in but I2225.942.94
don't want to get into it right now2227.8592.941
really neebs what's the reason I don't2228.884.32
want to get into it dryness there was no2230.84.76
good reason to after hours2233.24.68
murder on the news are playing a stupid2235.564.539
game all day and I told them it should2237.885.719
do it and they didn't listen to me2240.0993.5
it's not a stupid game Drag that is2244.545.1
stupid your voice is stupid you little2247.5994.341
cry baby2249.645.459
what are you wearing what is my potty2251.944.6
mask you said we were having a party2255.0994.02
well the party's been canceled oh and2256.544.62
let me tell you why let's say we're all2259.1193.541
on the battlefield2261.163.959
and let's say that I give neebs an order2262.664.38
to cover murdon's back while he's2265.1193.421
preparing a spell2267.045.46
and neebs decides to ignore that order2268.547.26
now murdon's dead good job neebs how2272.54.8
long do you think we're gonna last as a2275.84.14
team if that's how we follow orders less2277.34.319
than a week if we have a battle ever2279.944.26
does sorry I'm later alias2281.6195.701
it was Nana's birthday proof there's a2284.26.54
sword in your back thanks for alias2287.325.82
hey there's a giant wooden horse out2290.743.66
front2293.143.24
someone just probably moved that thing2294.43.48
right listen I don't want to talk about2296.383.12
this anymore so let me make this2297.884.26
perfectly clear I want that horse inside2299.55.16
the castle by Sunset is that understood2302.144.699
yeah all right2304.665.58
Castle sunset be there who's a Kinder2306.8395.561
Alice oh hey everybody this is Harry2310.245.82
well hey harry okay hello everyone hello2312.46.12
hello Harry Harry's going to be staying2316.064.019
with us for a few days I figured we2318.523.48
could use an intern plus he's been2320.0793.721
training at Shackleton so he could prove2322.03.92
useful2323.85.12
Shackleton2325.926.54
dick dick brick [ __ ]2328.927.0
hey look at me I'm too good to go to2332.465.56
public Wizarding school I go to2335.924.56
Shackleton because my parents are rich2338.024.44
my parents were killed when I was a baby2340.485.28
oh look at me my dead parents left me a2342.465.46
lot of money and now I'm just murdered2345.765.339
Ethan in it enough Harry how about you2347.925.1
tell us a little bit about yourself2351.0995.341
oh well uh I go to Shackleton2353.024.98
and um2356.443.12
I have lots of friends there and I2358.03.839
really like it and my favorite class is2359.564.58
lunch2361.8392.301
oh and I I do enjoy a good game of sky2365.445.28
ball sky ball what is that oh it's a2367.95.04
wonderful game you get on your magic2370.724.26
broom and then you go up into the sky2372.943.899
and the Oddity of the game is to take2374.983.9
your balls and to try to get them into2376.8394.141
the golden snatch oh hold up a second2378.884.68
did you just say2380.985.22
you have a flying broom well where is it2383.564.559
man oh it's in me Locker back at2386.24.2
Shackleton what can you take it out oh2388.1195.341
of course sir and you didn't bring it oh2390.45.219
no sir I didn't think I'd need it it's a2393.464.379
flying broom Harry didn't think you2395.6194.281
would need it no I can't imagine2397.8394.861
wouldn't you need a flying broom well I2399.94.66
don't know I just don't think I need it2402.72.94
sir2404.562.88
what if you're being like I don't know2405.643.78
chased by a giant spider or something2407.442.76
Harry2409.422.64
or a giant snake you think you would2410.23.3
need a flying broom then well2412.063.84
hypothetically speaking three thugs in2413.55.28
the woods yes but sir Harry it's a2415.96.24
[ __ ] flying broom Harry we are all2418.785.4
glad to have you here at doralius and2422.143.84
Associates so yeah please make yourself2424.183.659
at home and if you need anything at all2425.986.119
just ask oh thank you sir2427.8396.981
laughs2432.0992.721
[Music]2436.118.17
dryness you are right yeah walking I'm2441.184.659
fine it's just2444.283.0
the sun is set2445.8393.661
and the horse is still out here2447.285.1
tell you what doralius you and me let's2449.55.339
roll up our sleeves and put the horse2452.384.219
inside ourselves2454.8394.26
all right they're about to bring us2456.5996.221
inside radio weapons not gonna do it2459.0995.52
and on principle alone2462.824.08
if I can't delegate Authority this team2464.6194.201
doesn't stand a chance2466.94.199
spoken like a true leader doralius I'm2468.823.96
proud of you now if we're not going to2471.0993.961
move the horse let's get inside it's2472.785.9
gonna be a cold cold night2475.063.62
[Music]2479.496.17
this is [ __ ]2486.064.019
you may have won that round wizard but2500.765.8
you will not win the battle actually the2504.224.56
elf won that round he had two on the2506.564.38
board and one in the hole and the and2508.784.559
the wizard had three on the board oh so2510.944.74
so the hole is a good thing yes it goes2513.3393.78
with three points yeah the wizard only2515.683.54
has 12. I think the elf has uh 14.2517.1194.881
enough2519.222.78
wait what yeah yes Aaron's dead oh well2523.925.98
how the hell did that happen well I2528.163.12
don't know freezing temperatures at2529.93.84
night starvation no the fact that none2531.284.44
of us have [ __ ] in five days so how you2533.744.56
doing Harry oh good sir just studying is2535.724.68
all is that one of your textbooks from2538.34.62
school oh no sir this is a very special2540.44.5
book it's the only one of its kind2542.924.38
handed down from puta to Puta for2544.94.92
Generations it has hmm2547.35.52
magical weapons oh yes sir this is my2549.825.1
favorite chapter there's the bow of2552.824.799
Eternity the staff of light The Zephyr2554.925.04
Blade the Ring of ice Zephyr blade go2557.6195.641
back oh yes one of the most mysterious2559.966.24
weapons of newdonia boards from the2563.264.98
earth at the beginning of time it is2566.23.96
said that even Mountain shake when the2568.244.68
Zephyr blade is swung and only the2570.165.72
chosen one can wield its power2572.926.08
you get2575.883.12
[Music]2581.649.4
now interference and Palace where are2588.065.019
you going I'll be back tomorrow or can2591.044.2
we come with you no take the horse2593.0792.661
inside2595.243.99
[Music]2595.743.49
has deemed you worthy Warrior2601.95.939
take the Zephyr blade from my hand2605.025.76
go forth and slay the Beast that lies2607.8395.901
within the darkness2610.782.96
um2614.383.78
my Zephyr blade went out the flame in2615.044.799
your heart will keep the Zephyr blade2618.163.36
alive you're not actually buying this2619.8394.201
crap are you what you're holding a2621.526.78
candle I'm holding the Zephyr blade and2624.046.42
if I were you I would watch what you say2628.34.559
to the man holding it all right go kill2630.464.2
the Beast then it's a good thing there's2632.8593.421
a flame in your heart yeah you're just2634.666.72
jealous I'm the chosen one God2636.285.1
hello DeLorean how do you sleep at night2641.55.88
like a baby what brings you here2644.6196.601
DeLorean I'm here for the Zephyr blade I2647.386.84
am so sorry DeLorean I just gave this2651.225.82
ever blade away no the real one I know2654.225.34
the Zephyr blade is a tree branch can I2657.044.38
please have the tree branch you mean2659.564.92
this tree branch DeLorean2661.426.62
y'all know what would be cool2664.483.56
if we took that horse and put inside the2668.52.76
castle2670.422.939
wouldn't that be crazy have the big2671.265.099
horse inside the castle oh that was mad2673.3596.361
or arthritis is out there no no I I like2676.3595.101
that idea neebs I mean we can't keep it2679.723.3
out here and it looked much better2681.463.359
inside the castle2683.025.4
finally you for prepare your weapons2684.8197.161
through your majesty three2688.423.56
well hey there fellas that's a nice2694.544.579
horse you got there hey thanks man2696.8195.161
where'd you come from well I was just2699.1195.801
passing through say she's not for sale2701.988.7
is she no no no no no no no no no no no2704.929.54
maybe I listen I saw the real Zephyr2710.686.3
blade in the magic book of pooter so put2714.464.379
down the rabbit and give me the true2716.983.9
Zephyr blade please2718.8394.621
so you've seen the book of Buddha2720.885.459
why didn't you say so doralius because I2723.465.22
didn't see it until today the prophecy2726.3395.041
is being fulfilled doralius2728.685.1
now to prove your worth you must2731.387.199
complete one Quest okay okay2733.786.839
you must Journey to the top of snowbird2738.5793.181
Peak2740.6194.381
there you will find an ice cave follow2741.765.579
the cave until you reach the lair of the2745.05.64
dreaded lispius there you must retrieve2747.3395.941
one of its eggs and return it to me2750.644.02
and then2753.284.74
you will be worthy to wield The Zephyr2754.665.459
gray it will be done2758.024.26
and then with the Zephyr blade by my2760.1194.921
side I will bring peace to newtonia2762.284.559
I will return2765.043.779
doralius wait2766.8393.48
there is something you'll need to2768.8193.061
complete your quest2770.3195.161
uh let me guess the Zephyr blade2771.884.92
that's what you were going to say wasn't2775.482.7
it2776.83.92
Maybe2778.182.54
I hate you2781.04.83
freaking hate you2783.284.64
[Applause]2785.834.47
take care nice doing business with you2787.926.1
yeah so long sucker2790.35.22
foreign2794.024.539
[Music]2795.523.039
seriously2803.8593.361
you sold the horse2805.5993.841
yep I had nothing to do are you are you2807.224.619
excited no I'm not excited who said you2809.444.5
could sell the horse you didn't say we2811.8394.401
couldn't it just came to us Dallas yeah2813.944.98
opportunity showed up and we took it the2816.246.22
horse wasn't for sale it was a gift but2818.927.56
doralius look what we made Kaboom we2822.466.54
made money dryless money money in the2826.484.56
bank that's money in the bank yeah2829.03.9
that's you that's your cut that's five2831.044.039
copper that's yours2832.94.86
my cut from what from the rest of it2835.0794.361
right what was the rest of it we sold it2837.764.38
for 20 seconds rest yeah where's that2839.445.46
well we bought some things I hope it's2842.144.679
things that can help doralius and2844.94.28
Associates2846.8192.361
no you don't know you're not going to be2849.93.82
happy yeah I don't see the problem but2852.224.58
check hey check out what we bought2853.723.08
explosion yeah isn't it beautiful what2857.465.08
the hell is that that's the Battle of we2860.683.54
told me it's the Battle of [ __ ] is2862.544.2
what it is that's not the Battle of we2864.225.28
told that is there's me there's you2866.745.04
there's Drac and murdon there's your2869.55.64
sword that's me taking down titanus the2871.784.579
sword2875.144.74
yeah so we made money2876.3596.521
and you already wasted it well this2879.885.699
isn't wasted no no we didn't waste no2882.884.56
you wasted the money we could have2885.5793.621
bought things we could have got supplies2887.445.28
horses paintings I'm sorry I'd like to2889.25.02
say I'm sorry I'm sorry I was even2892.724.2
around for this I know Drac I know you2894.224.08
probably didn't have much to say nothing2896.924.14
walking I didn't even get a cut anything2898.34.86
going on with that arm's reached not2901.064.14
much however2903.164.08
there's one thing2905.24.139
I'm a little hesitant to tell you about2907.244.02
go for it2909.3393.301
very well2911.263.44
the mech Kingdom2912.646.0
no no I think that's a good idea go on2914.75.86
what's going on over there2918.645.34
well it turns out the ardonians setting2920.566.12
to wipe out the whole place which may2923.985.52
not actually be a bad thing at all yeah2926.684.5
don't worry about that we can't let that2929.53.06
happen there's got to be other things we2931.183.3
can do man just let that one slide and2932.563.36
then it can be good to other people have2934.483.66
you forgotten what we're all about2935.925.939
we're going oh fine fine all right but2938.145.04
hey hey if we're going to make Kingdom2941.8593.541
can we please stop by dig a town on the2943.183.96
way no we don't have time why not2945.43.9
because we're trying to make this a2947.144.56
quick thing I got a little bit of money2949.35.34
and I want a new symbolian Crystal all2951.75.159
right fine but it's got to be quick it2954.643.719
will be quick all right I'll go in there2956.8592.581
and get him some boy and Chris we'll get2958.3592.881
out we'll pack up guys let's go2959.4410.7
[Music]2961.2412.03
[Applause]2970.143.13
all right murder on what I got right2976.34.799
here iridescent purple this one is you2977.685.58
it's got you all over it come on try it2981.0993.601
on all right guys I'm gonna try2983.263.42
iridescent purple okay okay here I go2984.73.54
all right going in the back okay hurry2986.682.82
up so where are you guys headed first2988.243.359
you're going to the mech Kingdom prop2989.56.42
what oh nothing you nah why why why why2991.5995.941
would you want to go there because2995.923.98
there's some turmoil about to go down2997.546.24
yes incandescent purple there it is here2999.95.919
it is in purple look at that that's what3003.783.9
do you think it's all you buddy like a3005.8194.02
beacon out I'm thinking purple sucks on3007.684.679
you yeah I'm not feeling it either just3009.8395.041
grab it what else you got okay give me3012.3594.861
the purple let's see I'm gonna reach3014.883.84
down in my bag3017.223.42
and I got3018.726.359
pink Snapper hey big snappers never I3020.646.12
don't know yeah all right I'm guys I'm3025.0793.181
gonna try pink Snapper we'll see what it3026.763.12
looks like go ahead give it a whirl3028.262.819
Pearl3029.883.06
fire you I'd stay away from Lord Yahtzee3031.0795.52
he could be a real hard ass okay thank3032.944.379
you3036.5993.601
we'll try you're not gonna try Dallas3037.3194.26
you're gonna you're gonna go straight3040.23.56
there and head straight forward Lord yes3041.5795.301
we have to do it that way yeah3043.766.28
you said we're gonna try you know we got3046.885.26
a whole land full of problems and you3050.044.74
want to tackle this one hey guys check3052.144.86
out my pink Snapper I love the pink3054.783.98
Snapper3057.04.92
I love pink Snappers look at them it3058.765.079
looks concerning lots of criticism just3061.924.38
get it you know what I like this one but3063.8395.041
my only issue it's a little loose on my3066.34.38
staff it's just not right you know what3068.883.719
I mean murdon I understand your concern3070.684.2
and what we can do we can dig a rig that3072.5994.441
right up to make it really nice and3074.884.86
tight for you really of course hmm3077.044.74
that's not me that's on me that's a good3079.744.14
deal what do you think I don't think try3081.783.779
another one on yeah you're right I don't3083.883.479
know why we're here pink Snapper kind of3085.5593.421
makes me feel like a [ __ ]3087.3595.641
um what else you got okay this one very3088.987.2
rare nobody else in the land has this3093.06.78
wispy win blue whiskey and blue all3096.184.8
right I can see it in your eyes this is3099.782.16
gonna be the one this is gonna be the3100.982.52
one take it I like it all right all3101.942.879
right I'm gonna try this one on guys go3103.54.16
hurry up I love them3104.8192.841
dress you are not fun shopping I'm sorry3108.8394.321
but this sucks I don't want to be here I3111.03.78
can tell you let everybody know you3113.162.76
don't want to be here it sucks right3114.782.819
because you're being negative the Mad3115.923.36
kingdom does that to you and now you're3117.5993.121
going right into the heart of [ __ ]3119.284.02
attacked right now that would be a good3120.725.58
thing guys I have got a hard on for3123.36.2
whispy wind Blues3126.33.2
check this one out okay ring them up3129.5594.421
buddy murdon the blue is you you know3131.74.26
what I'm I'm going to my gut I'm going3133.983.66
oh my God I'm gonna buy this one I'm3135.963.42
your Digger you're my Digger how much3137.643.24
does this cost all right let's I know3139.382.88
you're ready for this listen because I3140.882.88
know you I just met you but I know you3142.262.76
you're like we're brothers all right3143.764.74
yeah basically eight silver [ __ ] please3145.025.28
and that's still way too much I tell you3148.55.4
what what if I also trade in my old one3150.34.88
huh3153.93.659
you drive a hard bargain wizard but I'm3155.184.3
gonna take it all right five silver plus3157.5594.02
your ball all right all right let me3159.485.639
count up here oh3161.5793.54
I'm a little short doralius3166.265.64
um can I borrow your five copper3168.8397.401
what you know I'm good for it3171.94.34
okay guys we need to stay professional3181.0794.921
here again that means no arguing none of3183.34.38
the bickering that usually goes on yeah3186.04.5
we do not ever bicker yeah yeah wouldn't3187.685.159
we argue I mean really you no needs3190.54.76
argues3192.8392.421
stop stop it this is what I'm talking3195.83.0
about3197.8193.361
zip it okay3198.85.38
no arguing these guys apparently are3201.185.04
Pricks so we're going to kill them with3204.184.22
kindness that's the plan3206.224.56
that's a good plan that's a stupid plan3208.44.679
yeah3210.785.819
you shut up you fat little shut up here3213.0795.02
we go3216.5993.781
people of meh3218.0997.46
my name is doralius that's a stupid name3220.385.179
thank you3226.743.3
thank you very much3228.485.28
and these are my associates sorry epic3230.046.72
fail these are my associates behind lame3233.765.099
behind me and we are here to help3236.765.22
protect your kingdom from the ogdenian3238.8597.101
attack we are not roused3241.983.98
the helmet we're here to help me3247.044.74
foreign3252.1193.0
[Music]3255.626.89
fighting a stranger I'm sorry sir my3269.1195.5
name is doralius and first of all let me3272.285.52
let me just say uh I think you have a3274.6196.861
very beautiful kingdom it's all right3277.83.68
I couldn't help but notice that you're3281.5794.5
severely outnumbered and out weaponed3283.84.44
and we're here to help like to help deal3286.0794.381
with this peacefully not on the same3288.244.7
page at all3290.462.48
no no I think it's a matter of just3293.163.24
redirecting supply routes so that your3294.723.72
kingdoms don't meet I think negotiation3296.44.439
is your only option here I mean they've3298.446.56
got some serious weapons over there no3300.8394.161
see that's what I was talking about that3309.8394.861
Boulder was devastating we can help you3312.3594.2
avoid this type of thing well there's3314.73.3
not too much to avoid now is there and3316.5592.76
by the way who shoots a boulder at3318.02.94
another Army without first setting it on3319.3193.3
fire that's like sending a giant cake to3320.942.879
a bachelor party and forgetting to put3322.6192.401
the stripper inside then your friends3323.8192.701
just sit around waiting and waiting and3325.022.64
waiting you're getting more and more3326.522.46
pissed off until eventually they go home3327.662.64
and beat their wives just like I'm3328.982.82
tempted to go over and beat down some of3330.32.64
them and that Pebble could have killed3331.82.58
not to mention I believe I heard about3332.943.24
said Pebble in a newsletter I read a few3334.383.54
years ago about slow predictable attacks3336.182.939
that will come your way and live you3337.922.639
heavily unimpressed3339.1193.48
but that Boulder just took out like 403340.5594.381
of your men hmm seen smaller Boulders3342.5993.72
take out more men let's say you people3344.943.86
of man3346.3192.481
travels incoming five o'clock3350.188.1
murder take out that rock on it3354.248.48
sneeze take out that Trey Boucher3358.284.44
see we can be useful yes useful indeed3364.764.839
you've managed to make the one in3368.5792.461
pending danger into hundreds of tiny3369.5992.881
impending dangers why not just seal the3371.042.76
deal and mess it up a bit more by making3372.482.76
them flaming as well just for the fun of3373.82.64
it but no worries because we're safe3375.242.819
anyways thanks to the heroic elf who3376.443.06
single-handedly took down the single3378.0592.581
enemy which is going to be incredibly3379.52.76
helpful considering there are thousands3380.642.939
of them and he has half a dozen damn3382.262.88
arrows so let's do the mouth shall we3383.5792.881
let's see we've got several thousand3385.142.939
minus six okay the two divide that by3386.463.0
Captain Obvious pointing out the giant3388.0792.76
masses in the sky equals we're3389.462.94
completely screwed3390.8394.441
listen I've been negotiating my entire3392.45.219
life but if that doesn't work we've all3395.284.38
been trained in advanced combat tactics3397.6194.681
as well you need to trust us yeah right3399.664.08
trust you that sounds wise because3402.32.88
believe it or not I've actually heard a3403.742.94
bit about you guys let's see you've got3405.182.939
your Fearless annoying mullet sporting3406.682.939
elf who follows directions as good as a3408.1193.0
rabid one-legged dog with a sock over3409.6193.0
its head and from what I've heard my son3411.1193.121
knows more magic than this fruity ones3412.6192.94
but wonder and I don't even have a son3414.242.879
what's up with this fat little meat3415.5593.0
wannabe with the ax who kisses the3417.1192.821
amount of ass equivalent to the amount3418.5592.941
of ass that would show up to a titanus3419.943.659
striptease Shoe Sale event I'd imagine3421.53.359
you'd be more effective if you just3423.5992.641
kicked him in the bloody head so his fat3424.8592.76
bowling ball ass would maybe knock over3426.243.359
a bad guy or two Andreas how did you3427.6193.061
find these halfways who have3429.5992.881
successfully redefined dipshittery in a3430.683.72
land full of Warriors and monsters and3432.483.48
plenty of other choices including not3434.43.48
choosing anyone at all I mean how did3435.963.42
your audition process go did you fill a3437.882.88
room with imbeciles turn the lights off3439.382.699
and throw three rocks as hard as you3440.762.52
could then take the lucky winners with3442.0792.581
fresh new head lumps beat them with a3443.282.64
log and throw them onto the battlefield3444.662.64
only to find out they're already dead3445.922.58
but you don't mind because you make your3447.32.759
decisions with a two gallon jibbity jib3448.53.119
full of [ __ ] all I see a pattern here3450.0593.421
there's a square peg into the round hole3451.6194.021
nope well maybe the square peg does you3453.484.98
know what fine fine I'll take my stupid3455.645.82
name and go home so good luck or good3458.465.34
riddance or whatever oh God no anything3461.464.26
but that please no not that you guys are3463.83.18
exactly who I'd call if we were being3465.722.94
threatened by a monstrous Army of giant3466.983.119
club wielding beetles so you could come3468.662.76
in afterwards clean the beetle putting3470.0992.881
off our shoes no wait well I think the3471.422.939
rally has handled that pretty well what3472.983.859
do y'all think3474.3592.48
[Music]3478.323.099
good morning good morning where's neebs3484.285.38
I don't know last I saw him he was3488.043.0
walking out the door and he said and I3489.663.36
quote I'm going drinking [ __ ] he's3491.044.5
going drinking [ __ ] yeah son of a3493.025.46
[ __ ] we have no money to go drinking3495.544.92
hell we only have enough food for two3498.483.839
days and he's going drinking how did3500.463.3
that happen I don't know how it happened3502.3193.421
because we ate it it doesn't matter we3503.763.72
haven't made any money with oh my God3505.743.96
neebs is pissing me off right now he3507.483.599
should be you should kick his ass out3509.73.899
she is a jerk I can't believe this hey3511.0796.381
guys sorry I'm late hey buddy3513.5993.861
you went drinking we don't have money to3518.484.839
go drinking well we didn't have money to3520.8596.301
go drinking but now we do dryness Holy3523.3197.28
balls of a dragon oh he stole something3527.166.419
I got us a job what happened what'd you3530.5995.081
do I went to the bar I met some guys3533.5793.961
they're called the paramites and3535.683.3
apparently they're being attacked right3537.543.12
now and they need help and I said that's3538.984.02
what we do well we need to help him yeah3540.664.86
that's what we do it is what we do we do3543.04.859
that great job yeah I know that so they3545.523.72
gave me half up front and they said3547.8593.0
whenever we get them out of this mess3549.243.42
there's more where that came from well3550.8593.181
this is unbelievable we got to get out3552.664.459
of here let's go all right let's go3554.045.3
we got some pyramids to save3557.11910.141
[Music]3559.3410.06
hey Thurston these are the guys that3567.264.059
talk about this is doralius oh hello3569.44.199
doralis a pleasure to meet you it's3571.3194.141
pleasure to meet you too sir neeve's3573.5994.141
told me so much about you and all of you3575.465.099
really oh my pleasure to meet you yeah3577.744.92
good to meet you could I get someone a3580.5594.921
drink oh yeah please yeah [ __ ] to the3582.666.419
yes one drink no yeah okay maybe drinks3585.486.0
for all these men please just one maybe3589.0795.22
uh so dress I'm sure neeb's told you a3591.484.44
little bit about our situation he did3594.2992.76
but why don't you tell me a little bit3595.922.939
more about it well the bungards of3597.0593.601
course or you know they're ruthless3598.8594.021
killers and they'll stop at nothing to3600.665.159
to wipe us off the maps we can't have3602.884.56
that but really could I show you around3605.8194.52
a little bit well if if there's times3607.445.1
wouldn't it be time because you're3610.3394.301
you're in a battle just over here3612.544.44
there's the Armory so if you guys need3614.645.52
anything helmets arrows that's an3616.984.28
impression3620.164.28
it looks nice3621.263.18
yes we do have quite a collection of3625.224.899
weapons so if you need anything help3628.23.78
yourself just to help ourselves just3630.1193.421
beside that it's where we keep the3631.985.599
horses you guys probably have horses3633.544.039
is too cheap to buy us no we just don't3637.764.299
have money but just looking at them it's3640.263.12
amazing we'll take one you know if you3642.0594.221
need a horse just grab one3643.382.9
you guys are silly come on just beside3646.384.199
that this is where we have this you3648.783.299
notice there's a cage there that's where3650.5793.181
we sell the men into slavery so if you3652.0793.361
capture some of the enemy just put them3653.764.74
in the cage off they go into slavery and3655.444.98
just beside that you see that pit there3658.53.66
that's where we burn the women and3660.423.96
children sorry burn yes the women and3662.164.439
children and moving right along over3664.384.56
there you'll see that Chef Jerome hello3666.5994.921
Jerome hello Thurston hey a lot what3668.944.2
you've done with your hair do you really3671.524.2
like it I do I was just experimenting3673.144.439
but if you like it I'll keep it you3675.723.839
should keep it it looks fantabulous3677.5795.04
thank you siron so sorry to interrupt3679.5594.8
gentlemen but Thurston we're having a3682.6193.361
little bit of a problem with one of the3684.3594.021
farmers seems he's an older gentleman3685.984.02
and we're not sure whether to sell him3688.382.939
into slavery3690.03.66
or to burn him with the women and3691.3195.941
children so doralis could you please3693.666.12
excuse me just for a moment sure be3697.263.48
right back3699.784.26
okay neebs these are the bad guys3700.745.64
what's that right these are the bad guys3704.046.36
hey the freaking pyramids what the3706.385.939
slavery the burning of women and3710.44.08
children and take a look over there at3712.3195.641
the enemy Fortress which is also a tiny3714.486.26
farming Village3717.962.78
absolutely thank you the pyramids are3722.545.259
taking down this tiny little innocent3725.224.5
farming village and we're helping them3727.7994.201
okay I'm making a Command Decision we're3729.723.72
on the wrong side and we're going to3732.03.299
change that gentleman says sorry to keep3733.443.54
you waiting but I do have a surprise for3735.2995.361
everyone just follow me this way3736.983.68
all right here we are sir please do what3742.024.559
you will with me but don't hurt my wife3744.424.02
my child and her puppy you had your3746.5793.661
chance to surrender and you did nothing3748.444.2
well he did surrender not fast enough we3750.243.9
surrendered as soon as it got here3752.645.219
duralis would you like the honors no no3754.144.979
I don't3757.8593.181
okay well I'll take this one but maybe3759.1195.601
I'll save one for you duralis3761.043.68
[Music]3767.495.45
foreign3770.642.3
[Music]3785.123.459
you made the mistake the second you3786.5994.641
decided to attack these innocent Farmers3788.5795.611
men red ear weapons3791.246.149
[Music]3794.193.199
pair mites attack3798.03.68
[Applause]3802.263.919
[Music]3803.053.129
zero3810.962.72
[Music]3819.523.219
all right man3824.883.06
grab some weapons3826.3193.3
and some horses and let's get the hell3827.944.32
out of here sir thank you so much for3829.6195.401
saving our village and my family I can't3832.265.099
tell you how much we appreciate it and3835.025.819
hey we'll never forget your name and by3837.3595.7
the way what what is your name oh it's3840.8397.441
doralius demalius no de rally delralius3843.0596.421
okay3848.283.36
door door3849.487.319
Alias Alias doralius demalius Bruce3851.646.6
Bruce3856.7992.881
I think he's dead3858.244.44
no doralius he's still alive3859.685.639
I'm pretty sure he's dead no I saw him3862.685.399
move toralius okay3865.3193.421
um3868.0792.76
well just let him go then3868.745.819
fine you got lucky this time3870.8396.541
go on get out of here3874.5595.701
we defeated the pyramites neebs may have3877.384.38
messed up a little bit but it all worked3880.263.42
out in the end seeing as how we ended up3881.765.579
with weapons money and horses3883.684.98
a brief3887.3393.301
what's going on there Alice you happy3888.665.88
with this team yeah I am good really3890.645.88
happy to have you a part of it it's good3894.543.9
to be a part of it it's good to have you3896.523.36
a part of it I haven't been this happy3898.444.5
in a long time you look happy look at my3899.884.199
face3902.944.02
I'm looking at it this is my happy face3904.0794.74
yeah3906.966.24
yeah it's also your sad face and my3908.8197.441
Griffin look at me what a prick look at3913.24.919
him he look he's talking into those two3916.264.38
chicks oh yeah like he's gonna get any3918.1195.401
he he's not he's not gonna he might get3920.645.28
some now he's gonna try he's gonna start3923.525.4
bragging he's gonna be like hey I took3925.927.08
down Titanic yeah and that's a lie you3928.926.379
got a cheap shot under the tight the the3933.06.299
anus he's a blanket of Lies he is a a3935.2997.3
quilt of fibs so then titanus looks at3939.2995.221
me and he says3942.5994.321
no man has ever come close to3944.523.839
challenging me3946.923.36
you're just gonna be another one of my3948.3593.601
victims needs3950.284.2
and I said titanus3951.964.98
today is the first day3954.485.099
of the last of your life did you say3956.946.54
that I did and I and I I stuck him stuck3959.5795.52
him right in the heart with the sword3963.483.599
with the sword that's funny because I3965.0993.601
heard it was like a cheap shot with an3967.0793.601
arrow from some little guy with big ears3968.74.619
no no that that ain't how it happened I3970.685.34
was there I don't know how to describe3973.3195.701
it I'm I don't even know you two just3976.025.339
shut up and order something well I mean3979.023.839
I don't want to order3981.3594.621
cilantro is is a big part of the the3982.8594.801
recipe it looks like if I don't like3985.983.0
cilantro I'm not gonna like the pork3987.663.62
chips3988.982.3
you're doing this on my diet I'm getting3991.444.32
the club I might get the club too you3993.5393.3
know I'm thinking about3995.763.359
Club as well oh hey wait a second3996.8394.441
doesn't that look like Dora Lingus over3999.1194.98
there what yeah that is door Lingus oh4001.284.2
[ __ ]4004.0994.621
hi hi why hi hi4005.486.72
okay what I don't want him to see us why4008.725.94
because if he'll recognize us he'll4012.24.26
lower after something of course he'll4014.663.48
recognize this I'm gonna make door4016.464.2
Lingus through the day but but I can't4018.143.899
make him prove that they would just have4020.663.6
three of us okay well so he can Roost4022.0393.841
some other day let's just sit here and4024.263.24
enjoy your birthday right now and then4025.884.32
he can Rue the next day look how can I4027.56.059
enjoy my birthday if dorling is4030.27.099
over there be no smug and stupid and4033.5596.54
well you can start by ordering the club4037.2995.201
I'm not hungry right now because that4040.0993.901
[ __ ] is over there hello hello hello4042.53.359
fellas fellas how are you doing tonight4044.03.839
good how you doing I'm doing real good4045.8593.781
this is my bot I'm so glad you came in4047.8393.661
having yourself a good time hey YouTube4049.643.36
like a couple of strong gentlemen what4051.52.94
do you do for a living we're actually4053.04.5
Warriors for hire Warriors yeah you're4054.445.34
kidding me no no you're pulling my leg4057.54.559
you were yanking much I wouldn't do that4059.786.059
you were just dousing no I'm not you're4062.0596.421
Warriors yes that's amazing look I just4065.8393.96
heard about a group of Warriors silly4068.482.52
took out this whole group of people4069.7993.421
called it pyramids that was us that was4071.05.599
you guys guilty you4073.223.379
I'm not doing4077.424.439
I'm not doing enough about me hey what's4078.5596.961
up buddy you want to introduce us yeah I4081.8595.421
mean I don't want to but4085.525.279
uh Serena Bethany this is murdon and4087.287.68
Drac they work with me back at this oh4090.7994.161
hey4096.3195.301
how are you are you girls4097.647.079
hey Jack and murdon what's up what are4101.624.96
the chances y'all could go back to your4104.7194.62
table I'll tell you what those pyramids4106.584.5
I couldn't stand them no they me4109.3393.241
personally yeah I hated them not good4111.083.599
people they actually and this is a sad4112.585.4
story they sold my niece into slavery no4114.6797.321
they sure did yeah tore me up inside I'm4117.986.779
sure and you say you for higher right we4122.04.679
are for hire and I assume you you two4124.7594.44
are professionals very professional4126.6795.881
you're damn right hey elf what did I4129.1996.961
tell you get off the bar oh man the4132.566.179
nerve who acts like that I don't know4136.165.699
it's absolutely incredible but hey you4138.7394.681
guys are professionals I'm looking for4141.8593.601
someone to find me niece I'm looking to4143.425.04
pay a hundred gold 100 gold 100 gold is4145.465.46
a lot of money but it's worth it to me I4148.464.5
think you came to the right place even4150.923.899
though this is your place well she was4152.963.18
last seen in my top list you guys4154.8193.121
heading in that direction we can4156.144.32
definitely that's one wonderful what she4157.944.2
looked like oh I got me a picture right4160.462.94
here4162.144.559
I've seen her before there once was a4163.46.839
bear who went to a fair got hit by a4166.6995.761
rock and yelled that's not fair4170.2394.921
but see the problem was that I said Fair4172.464.68
twice but I'm working on it it's still4175.164.079
beautiful I think that is a great poem4177.144.74
thank you would you kiss me4179.2396.08
because of the I mean4181.885.879
listen this is where you talk about the4185.3193.94
poem for a minute oh just talk about it4187.7593.241
hey I got a point what's wrong with you4189.2594.02
check it out look there once was a bear4191.05.16
who went to a fair and he got two chicks4193.2794.381
to show him his boobs there4196.164.65
[Music]4197.663.15
show us your boobs we're gonna get it4205.93.52
back for you you guys are gonna get it4208.12.099
back4209.424.46
you're pulling my balls no4210.1993.681
that doesn't even make sense you guys4218.1995.321
are fantastic right I got it we'll all4220.45.279
slowly get up and act like we're going4223.524.62
to the bathroom on the count of three we4225.6794.081
all just get up and leave okay we don't4228.143.48
say anything we'd be real4229.765.76
quiet about it okay okay all right one4231.626.8
two three4235.522.9
all right man we're going back to my4248.1993.821
topless4251.04.219
happy birthday Palace4252.023.199
somewhere in my topless a girl named4260.064.74
Alina needed our help so we left the4262.44.259
tavern immediately decided to pick up4264.84.82
Sir walking on our way4266.6592.961
thank you4270.1992.661
[Music]4280.195.009
wow thank you4283.1795.201
this place is huge4285.1996.361
could take forever proof Mr Alias I've4288.384.859
had no luck trying to find this broad4291.563.84
it's like finding a needle in a haystack4293.2394.861
what about you nope no luck here either4295.46.92
wow geez hey who's your friend it's4298.17.26
proof what no that's not proof I know4302.326.64
broof it's nothing like him it is me oh4305.368.22
proof nice disguise Incognito I like it4308.967.02
are you serious you couldn't tell that4313.584.86
was proof no the eye patched the4315.985.219
mustache didn't look anything like him4318.444.2
look4321.1993.301
ah I hope the other guys are having4322.644.26
better luck than us hey yo4324.54.679
you looking to make some gold today does4326.94.98
a cat have an ass yes he does you damn4329.1794.621
right I want to make some gold all right4331.884.74
get over here we drew a picture of her4333.85.82
and and her name's Alina okay4336.625.76
let me look into my crystal ball drag we4339.626.02
are never gonna find this girl4342.383.26
huh oh I don't see a girl oh big4348.265.04
surprise4352.343.899
but wait what do you say4353.36.96
I see a castle I'll pass me this I see a4356.2396.541
zephyr biscuit and I see a troll name4360.265.899
Marty why can't I see a cat blowing up4362.788.959
and I see a big horse I just saw crap4366.1595.58
see the chosen one4372.046.22
you see in my reflection his name4374.627.36
he's the radius hey Dr Alice what's up4378.266.6
news any luck oh man I have got big news4381.985.64
man remember how you always said you4384.864.26
wanted to be a gladiator4387.624.32
well I signed you up to be a gladiator4389.126.24
first of all I never said that no you4391.945.219
you remember you used to always say that4395.363.6
no I never said that4397.1593.961
you didn't say that no4398.964.259
what the hell somebody said you're so4401.124.32
late no you know who that was that was4403.2195.101
my friend uh fatimus the atomus used to4405.444.2
want to be a gladiator but you still4408.322.82
sign me up well yeah you're gonna be a4409.643.86
gladiator4411.142.36
death neaps no I don't think they are4414.264.62
yes they are they're all to the death4416.7194.621
where did you sign me up at the at the4418.883.26
uh4421.344.14
take me there right now oh okay I'm4422.145.62
still not sure if you're so mystical4425.484.98
then answer me this old hag4427.765.76
um what's what number am I thinking 17.4430.464.92
holy [ __ ] she got it right speaking of4433.524.56
17. oh okay what's my favorite food fish4435.385.1
tacos I love fish I don't know why Wow4438.084.26
what color underwear am I wearing you're4440.484.02
not wearing any that just blew my mind4442.344.2
that's what the smell is Holy salamander4444.53.9
[ __ ] I am just I'm I I'm out of my4446.543.6
elements three inches4448.43.36
I don't even ask a question she got the4450.144.019
answer right what was that Rick was a4451.763.479
quick question this is none of your damn4454.1592.761
business is what the question was Drac4455.2394.381
okay right here doralis this is the spot4456.924.14
hey4459.623.66
um I think there was a misunderstanding4461.064.56
because my friend signed me up for the4463.285.22
tournament and uh I'm not gonna do it so4465.624.92
just gonna get my name crossed off them4468.53.78
okay let's let's get this done here4470.544.46
what's your name uh sterelius4472.285.22
yep the rallies all right you you signed4475.04.48
up you're ready let's go no no I'm not4477.53.719
going that's why I'm here is I want to4479.483.6
get off the list that is your name right4481.2194.081
yeah yeah okay you got it you're gonna4483.083.599
sign up for the Gladius come on nobody4485.34.56
was a mistake he did it by accident I'm4486.6795.52
not gonna do that oh you you did this by4489.864.44
accident I it wasn't really accident4492.1994.621
right well either way or a favor I'm not4494.34.74
what well I'm not doing the I'm not4496.825.04
gonna do this your name's here4499.045.22
you're the rallies come on let's just4501.865.839
take me off the list guys guys4504.263.439
have confidence I see something y'all4513.045.8
[Music]4516.793.73
I say4518.843.839
Beth4520.524.74
Darkness4522.6795.221
how can you see doctor4525.264.38
I see Dave4527.96.06
and darkness and I I can't go on I can't4529.649.26
go no no no tell us here here4533.964.94
where there were six they will be five4539.629.48
wait no there's six of us drank our nose4543.765.34
words cannot describe the horrible4556.848.44
monster you are about to face 100 of you4560.2399.721
are certain to die however you will not4565.288.64
die alone we will be pairing one Warrior4569.967.64
up with another4573.923.68
no I haven't4578.444.18
at least we all seem to be capable4580.884.46
enough Warriors4582.622.72
top rallies we'll be paired up with4592.465.29
lovely4595.585.099
[Music]4597.756.05
son of a [ __ ] and now we have4600.6795.581
parentheses hanging on he's got one arm4603.86.98
left we're gonna see how far oh4606.264.52
stretch that far in my life another big4611.386.22
win for the grobuni we will now see how4614.95.1
and who can defeat those Mighty beasts4617.64.68
it's gonna be impossible4620.04.679
sure yeah with four men maybe we could4622.284.32
take down a gaboon even with two4624.6794.321
it's gonna be a bloodbath a brave4626.64.079
Warrior you can do it4629.03.9
yeah how can we do it it's through the4630.6794.321
Horn of the griponi what are you talking4632.95.22
about the horn is the center of its life4635.05.46
force if you remove it4638.125.94
he will die are you serious yes how did4640.466.239
I not know that I don't know thank you4644.066.179
thank you you're welcome I'm doralius by4646.6997.621
the way my name is Alina Alina yes4650.2396.661
your uncle doesn't happen to own a bar4654.326.66
does he yes he does in Dongo we were4656.97.2
sent here to rescue you4660.986.719
yes I can't believe this oh you're gonna4664.15.16
have an easier chance at killing a4667.6993.241
grabooni than you aren't saving me with4669.264.26
all these guards around Dallas hey4670.945.04
Dallas oh well hey neighbor hey look at4673.524.92
this shirt I got nice it's great did you4675.985.1
read it yeah yeah did you read it yeah4678.445.1
grabooni attack it's hilarious it's4681.084.38
hilarious look it has the the bite4683.543.96
inside of it I'm gonna kill you when I4685.463.48
get out of here why would you do that4687.54.199
because I'm in here neebs and I4688.945.04
shouldn't be you are the grumpiest4691.6995.161
grumpy pants I've ever seen you outdid4693.984.62
yourself this time that's all I gotta4696.863.359
say are you still mad about the4698.63.18
Gladiator thing I'm pissed about the4700.2193.541
glass I'm in the middle of the Gladiator4701.783.84
thing neebs well you should have one of4703.763.72
these turkey legs and maybe you'll be a4705.624.619
little happier because they are good man4707.485.94
kill you drones look I can't find this4710.2395.701
girl anywhere it's nothing but obese4713.425.46
people here what's crazy is she's right4715.944.739
next to me in the next cell you don't4718.885.16
say yeah all right listen stay alive4720.6795.401
that's all I got to tell you okay oh4724.044.38
great thank you so what you're saying is4726.085.46
it neebs happened to sign somebody up4728.425.04
for the Gladiator match we wouldn't have4731.543.42
found the girl I'm not is that what4733.463.96
we're saying saying any of that we don't4734.964.56
have to say that do we we're not saying4737.424.02
that but we know4739.523.78
but we know4741.444.62
if you are the owner of a white Chariot4743.35.7
please be advised you are parked in a4746.066.54
leper's only Zone I can't believe this4749.05.76
the race is gonna die we don't know that4752.64.02
the rally is as good attack how do we4754.763.72
not know that she said that someone's4756.624.44
gonna be killed by a a monstrous beast4758.484.56
and he's gonna fight a monstrous Beast4761.064.44
look it could be anybody drag I mean it4763.044.56
could be any of us it could be neebs it4765.56.06
could even be proof how hey I'm sitting4767.65.94
right here hey hey no one's talking to4771.563.36
you stranger am mind your own business4773.543.72
all right4774.925.16
and Now ladies and gentlemen boys and4777.267.92
girls are you ready for the final battle4780.088.72
[Applause]4785.187.34
630 bananas4788.83.72
foreign4797.33.14
[Applause]4798.236.23
210 bananas from Louis Vuitton Village4800.447.98
let's hear it for4804.463.96
[Music]4811.265.2
the other court weighing 44813.329.32
410 bananas the killer of all men4816.466.18
[Applause]4823.583.29
[Music]4826.287.08
[Applause]4826.877.93
and now4833.364.3
art thou ready4834.88.59
[Applause]4837.665.73
I say you look exhausted have you taken4844.15.88
your break yet no I'm trying to get a4847.14.92
little bit of overtime because my stupid4849.984.759
wife keeps bitching about me4852.025.84
lie down little lamb take a little rest4854.7396.761
now to you young lady I'm guessing your4857.866.359
name's Alina4861.52.719
foreign4886.646.049
[Applause]4889.323.369
[Applause]4904.799.599
[Music]4911.313.079
quit being a [ __ ]4925.547.26
I'm not a [ __ ] I'm not a [ __ ]4928.584.22
I'm not a [ __ ]4933.383.26
[Applause]4940.543.17
[Applause]4945.995.14
[Music]4948.043.09
I can't believe my eyes the Mardi Gras4951.564.92
boony has been defeated by none other4954.55.219
than Leslie4956.483.239
Leslie4963.7393.0
[Music]4967.223.219
no4970.948.94
[Music]4973.627.6
time doralius4979.881.86
[Music]4981.223.87
[Applause]4981.743.35
you are magnificent4985.525.28
yeah yeah thanks guys yeah all right4988.1795.741
thanks whatever it wasn't bad very good4990.85.52
but you knew it was awesome was Leslie4993.926.66
Leslie Leslie was amazing you're lucky I4996.326.6
don't do something right now names what5000.584.02
braless I'm just saying that should have5002.923.48
never happened what the you about5004.64.139
punking out part no I didn't punk out5006.45.839
dude you were laying there5008.7395.881
such a waste of time we came here for5012.2394.121
the girl and we don't have the girl do5014.624.76
we genius5016.363.02
have I ever told you how much I freaking5020.923.9
love you walking who the hell is this5022.782.939
guy5024.823.899
Alina5025.7193.0
[Music]5030.64.84
I seen Joe dropped my knife can you bend5032.84.68
down and pick that up for me sure I can5035.445.82
do oh no that's okay I got it bro5037.486.48
damn you jack hey guys look at this5041.266.18
coconut I just felt whoops oh clumsy me5043.966.66
who's gonna bend over and pick that up5047.445.88
guys can you quit dropping things you've5050.624.02
been dropping stuff for a half hour5053.324.08
surroundings Pete's sake if you're gonna5054.645.88
wash up watch out for the dragonpuss it5057.44.38
could be in those Waters right now5060.524.08
lurking waiting for you it is kind of5061.783.84
shallow over here I don't think it's5064.62.9
gonna be a problem ah whatever5065.624.94
what's the Thought glad I play5067.56.82
what is that Dragon you sweet little5070.566.82
ignorant [ __ ] Dragon plus Godzilla Lake5074.327.56
half dragon half octopus cinderellius5077.387.14
you see that over there the middle the5081.886.0
lake yeah you know what that is not5084.526.54
really no that's ours on Prison take a5087.885.64
guess at how many prisoners are kept at5091.064.139
Azan prison are these questions all5093.523.6
directed at Darlings no it's for all of5095.1994.921
you can we please guess who that is can5097.125.22
I have the first guess how about 40. hi5100.124.5
go ahead neebs take a shot oh I'm5102.344.56
getting to get a shot I'd say probably5104.625.64
an 80. iron track what's your guess5106.97.279
I'm thinking about 250. even higher5110.267.76
5006. you're all wrong one5114.1797.06
you said hi that's not higher at all5118.025.159
what's going on there guys listen5121.2394.861
sometimes less is more5123.1796.161
as a man held in that prison if you want5126.14.619
to call him a man5129.343.42
do any of you know what I'm talking5130.7193.781
about wait wait wait you talking about5132.764.82
that's right5134.53.08
are you serious is he over there then5138.485.62
serious murdon I'm I'm hiding I'm hiding5141.584.02
I'm hiding in the woods why he's in5144.14.559
prison I'm hiding you guys do you 2005145.65.34
years we'll find this tree just let him5148.6594.201
hide Riley all right go ahead and hide5150.944.92
Martin make yourself safe look at him5152.866.12
it's hard to find any uh very armored on5155.866.0
what we can see you yeah yeah half5158.984.62
sticking out damn it I'm gonna get5161.864.56
behind this border listen Legend has it5163.66.9
years ago the mighty Barat when nuts on5166.426.62
the whole land killing women children5170.56.3
goldfish anyways ten thousand men to5173.046.82
bring him down every day in that prison5176.85.82
they try and kill him yeah it's not5179.866.24
Avail he's insane he's insane guys he he5182.625.46
was a general in the old world he's5186.15.099
ageless can't be killed not by man5188.085.76
anyway brat5191.1995.701
one of the greatest evils that nidonia5193.845.28
has ever known I think Bratz taken care5196.93.66
of we need we're about people that5199.123.18
aren't in prison we'd worry about the5200.563.119
people that are out there that need to5202.32.399
be brought down you know that's right5203.6793.301
like titanus was out there and I brought5204.6993.901
him down you know like who's next Are5206.982.88
you seriously going to bring this [ __ ]5208.63.0
up again what brownies it's just5209.864.859
[ __ ] we all know it's a fluke your5211.64.619
fight against titanus when he didn't5214.7192.881
even know you were fighting him that's5216.2194.02
because I'm a damn Fury of badass man I5217.64.079
suppose you think you can take me of5220.2393.601
course I could take you can take me I5221.6794.081
could take you without even thinking5223.844.68
about us with my eyes closed just to to5225.765.28
teach you a lesson I feel5228.524.8
like I should attack you right now you5231.043.84
see what you can do let's just play5233.323.24
Let's for fun you don't want to do that5234.883.839
I'm watching this all right you ready5236.565.159
ready for what I'm just I'm going to5238.7194.92
attack you why would you want to do that5241.7194.92
just to just to prove a point okay now5243.6394.5
you do everything you can to prevent5246.6393.54
this attack all right yeah that's coming5248.1393.361
at you right if you attack me you're5250.1792.641
going to be it's gonna be the end of you5251.52.699
okay well that's what I'm saying let's5252.823.359
let's see that everyone wants to see it5254.1993.901
it seems like a waste of a good morality5256.1793.901
come on I'll zip it and let's just go on5258.14.079
all right5260.085.28
and a two and three and here we go5262.1795.401
Dallas did and that was beautiful oh my5265.364.14
dad you're gonna happen now are you dead5267.583.78
look at you what look at me we're5269.55.04
winning you see my right hand yeah look5271.365.16
at it it's empty it's killing you5274.544.159
drowning it's not killing me it's empty5276.526.36
get away come on you're delusional neebs5278.6995.681
I'm just gonna have to deal with that5282.883.24
doralis you would have been dead you5284.383.48
would have been dead you're right you're5286.123.96
right you know what guys we need to take5287.864.02
Alina back home let's go ahead and5290.083.54
Saddle Up5291.886.359
[Music]5293.627.64
thank you5298.2393.021
[Applause]5302.33.139
[Music]5305.513.95
it's funny5308.024.08
someone thought maybe hey the sir5309.465.58
walking won a horse I mean after all5312.16.24
we're at a camp with Stables filled5315.046.54
with so many horses free all of them but5318.345.399
not horses to walk in [ __ ] I'm sorry5321.584.68
we didn't mean to leave you out on the5323.7394.98
horse after all soak is the one who5326.264.979
travels the most but hey maybe he likes5328.7194.681
traveling on foot with all that armor5331.2395.281
walking it slipped our mind I'm sorry we5333.44.799
just kind of messed up and I think we5336.524.74
have just enough horses5338.1995.721
foreign5341.262.66
I'll bite your head off do something if5349.326.1
you think you got the stones to do it5352.965.58
excuse me well what's going on5355.425.1
well me and This ferocious Beastie are5358.544.26
about to go Toe to Toe look at him there5360.524.199
give me the stink eye5362.84.379
say I remember you from the dungeon5364.7195.101
right yeah that's right yeah yeah don't5367.1794.741
worry he's in there together oh grumpy5369.824.62
pants well I don't you wear a grumpy5371.924.259
pants I didn't want to be in the dungeon5374.443.6
he was in the dungeon with you guys yeah5376.1793.56
yeah it was crazy5378.045.04
now wait a minute did you ever find four5379.7395.681
no I have no idea what that means he5383.083.9
hadn't even been looking for it I mean5385.422.52
we don't know what it means what are we5386.981.92
gonna look for you've never looked5387.944.86
before what no who's four four is what5388.95.819
the old guy told us to look for well5392.85.1
listen the universe told me to tell you5394.7195.52
look a little closer to home5397.95.04
Cedar Alias closer to home see what5400.2395.94
murder all right now everybody5402.947.5
just move back slowly slowly and on the5406.1795.941
count of three5410.444.14
run5412.124.88
one5414.582.42
okay didn't he say three said three5417.93.819
didn't you yeah you should have said5420.42.46
four because that would have made more5421.7193.841
sense in in my mind all right even so uh5422.864.319
this looks like good a spot as any to5425.562.82
camp out so5427.1794.04
let's camp out5428.382.839
so um Elena I I noticed you don't have a5432.464.8
sleeping bag5435.883.6
no no I don't it's okay I don't need one5437.265.58
no no no no let me be a gentleman and5439.486.659
offer you my sleeping bag huh oh no5442.845.7
where would you sleep oh I would sleep5446.1394.52
with you yeah we would both be nice5448.545.06
I just couldn't I just couldn't5450.6595.921
you can you can stay in my sleeping bag5453.64.9
if you weren't no you don't want to5456.583.9
sleep in drag sleeping bag he's a little5458.54.5
smelly no I'm not smelling you are5460.484.92
smelly no I'm not I smell off my guys5463.05.219
Alina you can have my sleeping bag no I5465.44.56
just I don't want to put you on I insist5468.2193.301
I insist it's a little warm out I5469.963.14
probably won't use it anyway5471.524.26
the rally is why don't you give her your5473.14.84
horse while you're at it listen guys I'm5475.784.2
just gonna freshen up5477.945.52
oh okay okay go go freshen up you guys5479.986.0
need to work on your game okay I mean5483.463.9
I'll just come out like blatant like5485.982.699
sleep in my sleeping bag man that5487.363.24
doesn't work yeah it does look no no no5488.6794.621
women that never work no women like to5490.64.86
be approached now I was just being a5493.33.78
gentleman okay I'm not trying to get5495.463.6
into that you know Doug snatchy you know5497.083.9
down Dugout thing you gotta lay some5499.063.659
groundwork you gotta act like you you5500.984.08
don't give a damn at the start and then5502.7195.281
be like nah man I'm oh you can't sleep5505.065.88
in this bag well [ __ ] all right sorry I5508.05.76
should be hot all night yeah oh so so no5510.945.04
wait okay so I like that idea so you you5513.765.1
just you you play you play cold right5515.984.739
yeah you act mean and then you're like5518.863.66
well I'll throw you a bone or you just5520.7193.601
give her your sleeping bag or do that5522.523.84
too nice guy who never gets anything I'm5524.323.839
not trying to see what's going to sleep5526.364.46
in my bag I'm gonna say screw you yeah5528.1595.461
scare you yeah right I mean that's a5530.824.06
star it's better than what you're doing5533.623.66
drag okay I mean her boobs are too big I5534.883.779
don't see what you guys see in that girl5537.283.379
anyway5538.6594.921
I see her boobs and you're telling me5540.6594.06
that you wouldn't want to hook up with5543.582.7
that I would not want to hook up with5544.7193.901
that why not because her boobs are too5546.284.56
big if she came up and said will you5548.624.079
sleep with me tonight I'd say hell no5550.845.64
big boob oh really yeah really hey [ __ ]5552.6995.761
you can't sleep in my sleeping bag5556.483.9
that's too strong you're a [ __ ] so5558.464.32
you're telling me that you wouldn't want5560.384.56
me to sleep in your sleeping bag No even5562.784.14
if you asked me out I would say no5564.944.5
that's me out see what happens would you5566.924.92
like to go out neebs5569.444.259
okay but I ain't gonna enjoy it I'm big5571.845.0
boobs all over me all night5573.6993.141
I'm gonna kill it I'm gonna kill it stop5590.2195.261
stop stop just be quiet just ignore it I5592.784.26
can't ignore it you hear this thing you5595.483.659
can hear this finger won't shut up okay5597.044.74
okay fine okay I'll take care of it what5599.1393.841
are you gonna do are you gonna kill it5601.784.439
no I'm not gonna kill it no I'll find it5602.985.34
and I'll take it farther away so it5606.2194.201
doesn't just don't take it to the ass5608.325.28
and the Earth just go to sleep come on5610.425.04
bye5613.63.9
yeah5615.464.58
oh5617.52.54
look at you5620.6394.841
it's so cute okay come here5622.6594.681
okay come on5625.485.94
Tireman don't be afraid to Papa it's5627.345.22
okay5631.423.9
I'm just gonna take you away and bring5632.565.36
you to another5635.322.6
foreign5641.923.0
[Music]5659.723.099
don't be scared we're gonna Pat you5665.285.82
right up you're gonna be fine buddy5667.543.56
breathe okay5677.1397.621
no matter what happens right now5679.787.8
I want you to know that you are5684.765.459
important to be you're beyond important5687.585.28
to me direct you need to continue this5690.2194.5
you need to continue your mission5692.865.22
because it is Gonna Save down here no5694.7194.741
I'm going to continue this with you5698.083.54
Drake you're not going anywhere5699.466.06
no no track it's gonna be fun you5701.626.39
come on buddy come on come on5705.526.9
[Music]5708.015.97
you5712.424.259
online my brain no no no no no no no5713.986.239
don't go don't go no stay5716.6796.321
here5720.2192.781
track5724.842.54
I'll break the news to his horse5736.123.559
we searched throughout the night for5740.445.16
whatever killed Drac to no avail in the5742.2395.281
morning we returned Alina to her home5745.64.559
and headed back to the castle to bury5747.526.24
one of our associates oh Shrek5750.1595.821
he was so5753.765.66
he was so fat5755.986.0
doralius he was so funny I know I know5759.424.84
he was he was my friend I know murdon5761.984.92
you lose my fat it's okay buddy just5764.265.1
breathe it out okay okay5766.94.259
said a few things I wanted to say about5769.363.379
Drac5771.1595.161
drak was a great warrior5772.7396.46
and an even better friend5776.324.74
so much of a friend that when I decided5779.1993.48
to put this all together5781.063.84
he was there to get rid of every doubt I5782.6794.941
ever had because he believed in me5784.95.22
he's probably the most dedicated member5787.624.48
of this team we're gonna miss you little5790.127.16
buddy you will never ever be forgotten5792.17.68
Morales I would like to say a few words5797.284.6
if it's okay of course it's okay sir5799.785.52
walking go ahead thank you broof5801.886.54
give me a solid Baseline5805.36.3
Drac I'll drag5808.425.64
Nana coming back5811.67.02
my little friend rotund round fat5814.0611.4
nose Brown like a clown from Duru town5818.6210.2
South full of remorse but yet I get his5825.464.62
horse5828.825.28
misshaped head it's a shame you're dead5830.088.099
sweaty always never dry5834.16.18
what a nice guy5838.1795.401
short little man how cute were those5840.284.56
boots5843.585.76
there you lie like a sweet angel5844.848.1
a sweet fat dead angel5849.345.3
my friend we're gonna miss you5852.943.48
[Music]5854.646.12
big pile of sugar5856.424.34
all right guys so yeah we suffered a5863.085.7
tremendous loss tremendous but I tell5866.54.139
you what I had a good cry I'm over it5868.784.5
let's move good we need to all move on5870.6394.801
Watkins got another job for us go ahead5873.283.0
walking5875.442.82
see up to the north here is the Ku5876.285.34
Kingdom just east of the Ku Kingdom of5878.265.82
the ramparts there's a lot of conflict5881.624.92
going on uh those those two never really5884.085.28
liked each other if something's not done5886.545.46
the caves might not exist those rampots5889.365.58
a lot stronger than the ku's yeah are5892.04.86
powerful all right we'll help out the5894.944.199
caves for sure here's the kicker though5896.864.02
you're not going to be able to take the5899.1394.321
horses we gotta go on foot what [ __ ]5900.885.64
why not it's Halle Berry season oh oh5903.466.54
okay sorry say no more I saw a horse on5906.525.1
a holly berry5910.03.6
it climbed the damn tree the berry5911.623.78
Bandits are always around yeah yes5913.64.139
planes yeah dangerous should we even go5915.44.259
through there you should but keep low5917.7394.621
stay quiet stay stealthy exactly move5919.6596.721
like a raccoon also to the east you are5922.366.98
familiar with the gate to the old world5926.384.68
it is5929.345.14
remember I do now it turns out it's been5931.064.86
dormant for a while but something's5934.484.199
Brewing yeah something's always Brewing5935.926.0
at old world but pick one go with it I5938.6795.04
don't think we have to tell you what why5941.923.54
don't you and roof go check out the gate5943.7193.721
the rest of us will go take care of the5945.464.679
ku's well that raises yeah razors are we5947.444.86
doing raises now no we're not doing race5950.1394.201
what look drag's not with us we don't5952.33.359
have that much overhead I'll tell you5954.342.94
what I I know but after this job maybe5955.6592.821
we'll talk about how about that well5957.282.58
look look if we're not getting razors5958.482.88
then we got to get a replacement no5959.862.819
we're not getting a replacement yeah I'm5961.363.779
not going to be doing more work a lot5962.6794.02
more to talk about we have a lot to5965.1392.941
figure out before we pick a replacement5966.6994.261
I've actually hired someone Dallas5968.085.7
I'm sorry I've already hired somebody5970.964.56
you hired someone yeah you got a5973.784.08
replacement for us yeah I hired a guy5975.524.159
and this is awesome5977.864.799
you hired someone without my approval5979.6796.281
well I hired someone with my approval it5982.6595.161
doesn't work that way neebs everything5985.963.779
comes through me here yeah but dialysis5987.825.16
everything I'm an associate and as an5989.7395.4
associate I represent5992.984.86
he's good you're gonna like him trust me5995.1394.441
yeah when you can see what he can do5997.843.96
yeah you're gonna you're gonna go crazy5999.584.44
who the hell is he I'm intrigued he's I6001.84.859
don't know his real name that's probably6004.023.48
him6006.6593.361
great that's probably him great6007.54.679
well hey there fellas how are you doing6010.024.86
hi yeah hey neighbors the rattle is I6012.1794.621
heard a lot about you I've heard very6014.883.18
little about you what's your name again6016.83.839
well ladder guy that's your name yeah6018.065.28
that's my name letter guy yeah ladder6020.6394.441
guy6023.343.96
okay I don't know what neeb's told you6025.085.42
but he told me I'm hired I'm a hired man6027.35.46
that's where he went wrong because6030.54.6
you're not yet that that that's right6032.765.899
yeah but that's my decision6035.13.559
letter guy yeah what can you do to help6039.786.0
our team oh well let's just say you're6042.964.62
in a situation where you need to get up6045.784.14
high I can bring you up out with my6047.583.96
ladder let's just say you need to get6049.924.02
down low and that's just the beginning6051.544.08
of it at the beginning because it sounds6053.943.36
like the end of it how does that sound6055.622.94
like the end of it I don't know well6057.33.06
here's the thing about our guy we tend6058.565.099
to get attacked a lot oh okay so if you6060.365.46
were to get attacked what would you do6063.6595.101
with your ladder hmm well I've never6065.825.58
been attacked he'd be screwed that's6068.764.5
what he just told me no I don't get he's6071.43.6
never been attacked I don't get attacked6073.263.78
around that's a good sign hey can you6075.03.96
say that I can't say that you've never6077.043.36
been attacked all the time you're like6078.964.46
somebody I want to attack6080.43.02
stop stop he's got a perfect you guys6083.544.72
blow my mind sometimes on how stupid you6085.924.92
are listen ladder guy yeah you can be on6088.264.62
a trial period but you were not a member6090.845.359
until I say you are a member okay6092.887.319
no until then ladder guy stay out of our6096.1995.341
way6100.1994.681
who's that names anyone else you invited6101.546.04
today yes well I hired someone else to6104.884.98
write out dude don't even start with me6107.584.98
no you're gonna like him you're gonna6109.864.56
like this I'm gonna kill you I'm just6112.564.82
missing I don't know who that is6114.422.96
thank you6123.967.14
[Music]6125.515.59
names you sure your sister's gonna want6131.585.46
this baby yeah man she is always looking6134.584.86
for babies I mean sometimes she's6137.044.199
yeah she's always looking for babies6139.444.92
yeah what did she do she's a farmer but6141.2396.361
she also likes babies huh oh she's not6144.365.279
always just looking for me well I mean6147.65.039
anytime there's one she6149.6395.58
yeah she takes it well she I mean she'll6152.6394.921
try huh I think I should have the baby6155.2193.601
you shouldn't have the baby you're a6157.563.179
warrior now guys here's the field we6158.824.14
need to get down low and use the brush6160.7394.561
for cover okay okay keep it quiet from6162.964.86
now on okay from now on all right we'll6165.36.439
be quiet now I got it doralius6167.823.919
white names6176.13.5
we're like tigers6177.6595.221
okay aren't we6179.65.92
sure like tigers in the field just like6182.884.14
really like that yeah we're like yeah6185.524.08
we're like tigers yeah we're like tigers6187.024.08
be quiet6189.63.25
thank you6191.12.88
[Music]6192.853.889
what kind of tag are you dry ice what6193.984.679
what kind of tiger are you6196.7395.221
a quiet tiger neebs we should all be6198.6596.181
quiet Tigers guys we're getting attacked6201.966.38
right here6204.846.18
ladder sticking straight up the hill I6208.345.2
will sticking straight up guess we're6211.023.84
not getting attacked come on drop your6213.543.179
soul I don't have it sticking up I don't6214.865.4
care that again what the man wanna drop6216.7197.081
your ladder so it's not hit by a spear6220.266.899
oh okay that makes sense you're talking6223.84.98
sensed around these you need to get your6227.1594.161
head out of here oh [ __ ]6228.785.54
oops6231.323.0
it's a baby drowning it cries sometimes6234.56.58
I know how to make it quiet but I don't6238.824.72
know if I should do it just do it you6241.084.559
sure we got Spears coming in yes I'm6243.543.22
sure6245.6398.211
[Music]6246.767.09
guys you know what just get up and brush6260.064.74
we barely made it through the Berry6267.024.24
Fields when we got to Lake as it was6268.984.679
time to split up neaves went to Albania6271.264.02
to drop off the baby before meeting up6273.6593.841
with us again roof and Watkin went to6275.284.26
check out the gate to the old world and6277.54.32
myself I headed toward the KU Kingdom6279.544.02
along with murdoin6281.825.06
and Ladder guys6283.563.32
I appreciate calming down hell but we6288.084.659
have plenty of negotiators to take care6290.764.76
of our situation6292.7392.781
boy6295.6197.28
[Music]6298.134.769
[Music]6305.253.279
so how many negotiators are uh you6309.93.96
planning on letting die today before you6312.063.54
maybe give me a chance yeah this is your6313.863.66
team here or I'll do your team a boy6315.64.26
yeah this is uh this is a small portion6317.523.719
of it right on what the hell is wrong6319.863.5
with you6321.2393.9
listen6323.363.879
if you're listening real close I swear6325.1395.161
you can hear the word lizard listen nope6327.2396.361
lizard rally at Hey listen listen ladder6330.35.28
guy what the hell is wrong with murder I6333.66.019
think he ate some beer you [ __ ] you6335.584.039
uh like I said there's a small portion6345.54.54
of it but we we helped the uh the uh we6347.6395.1
told with the nanodus oh we helped the6350.045.4
bone guards with the pyramids we even6352.7397.581
just took down a graboon I'm serious6355.444.88
ly6360.62.0
damn it damn uh who now we all out of6371.66.78
negotiator they all done died they did6375.66.24
all right dorality Europe6378.386.819
broth what's going on are you sweating6381.845.94
so much looked like a fat girl writing6385.1994.681
the first love letter I can't believe6387.785.339
testicles is here he's my hero I've6389.885.06
looked up to him ever since I was a kid6393.1195.461
[Applause]6394.946.1
it is an honor to be here with you today6398.585.82
in this time of uncertainty we have had6401.045.24
peace here at the gate for many years6404.45.52
but word has spread that there is danger6406.286.939
looking behind the walls it is also an6409.925.34
honor to have volunteers here today with6413.2194.741
us to help protect this wall to nedonia6415.267.379
Brave Warrior what is your name6417.966.6
I'm fine6422.6395.721
as I was saying if the evil6424.566.42
what the hell is that sounded like an6428.364.9
idiot back there I don't know I should6430.984.5
have said roof that's my name so stupid6433.264.68
just calm down big fella6435.485.46
take it easy and the freedom that we all6437.947.219
enjoy Warriors be on guard and God speed6440.947.679
my name is Bruce what was that I'm fine6445.1595.98
broof maybe you should quit while you're6448.6193.381
behind6451.1394.381
Rampart I suggest you start sharing6452.05.26
these Waters or things are going to6455.524.58
start getting ugly6457.262.84
I'm not just another negotiator I could6466.1594.48
easily be your worst enemy yeah and you6468.843.6
could easily be a Blood Stained all over6470.6393.181
the ground you know what I'm saying for6472.443.179
oh really6473.823.66
names what are you doing hey your ass6475.6194.02
Stormlight man I just6477.484.199
over would you bring the baby here for6479.6393.961
my sister went home and went by there6481.6793.781
she wasn't there I'm just I didn't know6483.64.26
what the baby here well yeah what about6485.465.699
fight what am I gonna do with it6487.866.54
from the woods or something no you don't6491.1595.661
leave a baby in the woods6494.45.04
I'm not really I don't mean that like I6496.824.24
just mean somewhere other than here this6499.443.299
is the same kind of a person needs a6501.063.96
baby in the woods you want to make a6502.7394.141
shitty father one day dryness it's just6505.023.48
making a point you're already a shitty6506.883.18
person oh that's a cute little baby6508.53.98
though6510.062.42
baby she is cute I don't know how old6513.024.8
she is6515.884.859
yeah I would guess so I miss you I mean6517.824.839
I miss having his homework I got a6520.7393.661
five-year-old boy you got a five little6522.6593.361
boy I gotta I got me a five-year-old6524.44.44
girl named lillipop oh she broke that6526.024.8
phone playing with James was five years6528.843.899
old what do you like to do them on I6530.824.319
like to dig and he really love the fish6532.7394.261
yeah you maybe don't feel bad because6535.1393.48
I'm not letting you people fish in the6537.04.679
waters oh you know what about your boy6538.6195.341
and me girl we have a playdate all right6541.6794.081
we're not and then you know what all the6543.963.779
KU people can come fishing but that6545.764.02
sounds good to me and then this son of a6547.7394.561
[ __ ] over here who likes to leave the6549.785.16
babies in the woods he cannot leave what6552.34.02
the wrong way you do around here you6554.942.759
don't need baby in the woods I don't I6556.324.2
didn't know I was I never meant to I6557.6995.221
wasn't gonna leave I'm disappointed in6560.524.98
you King blue jay they've been an attack6562.925.219
at the Gated the old world what did you6565.54.92
say I said they've been in attack at the6568.1394.861
Gate of the old world okay guys we need6570.426.18
to go now neebs needs listen6573.06.92
that sounds like a lizard6576.63.32
the ku's and the ramparts now at peace6580.983.9
we moved as quickly as we could to the6583.023.48
old world gate to check on brew from6584.883.799
walking6586.52.179
I don't see him anywhere names getting a6590.344.02
little worried here yeah I don't know6592.53.54
address there's a lot of blood around6594.363.24
here6596.046.54
we gotta keep looking dad dad6597.64.98
no one's alive oh walking there you are6602.944.86
look doralius is being a little tutu6605.584.8
wearing [ __ ] about trying to find you6607.84.919
where you been trying to find survivors6610.383.9
what the hell do you want to find6612.7193.781
survivors like to find out some6614.284.68
information see why there was an attack6616.56.06
say Vernon I think I could use your help6618.966.719
proof proof what happened here you6622.565.52
should have seen her geralis it was6625.6794.141
glorious what what was glorious about6628.084.2
this there's death everywhere testicles6629.825.64
was here testicles was here it was it6632.286.14
was like seeing color6635.462.96
I can't believe we missed that that's6638.883.839
damn it dryless what we could have been6640.1994.141
here instead of doing that we didn't6642.7193.96
know we did a good thing back there but6644.343.44
Bruce6646.6793.781
obviously you killed a [ __ ] ton of6647.785.56
enemies well wow no6650.465.34
no it was all testicles that's his pile6653.345.22
over there that whole pile is testicles6655.85.16
pile that's right I couldn't stop6658.565.94
staring however I killed this guy and6660.966.239
I wanted to save him show testicles make6664.54.679
him proud I'm sure he would have been6667.1994.92
bruv you're aliash6669.1797.761
doralius is that you hey you6672.1198.461
how are you three leggings how in the6676.945.259
hell have you been I'm really really6680.583.36
good it's been way too long come here6682.1995.04
give me a hug it out okay here we go6683.944.94
there6687.2396.92
who's your friend Alice ah this is uh6688.885.279
you don't remember me do you yeah I6694.45.259
remember yeah of course how could I6697.55.9
forget you what's his name then6699.6593.741
I guess you know you you lost weight or6706.824.6
something no no I have a face shot now6709.6194.261
that was yes that's it you had a face6711.424.62
last time I saw you face shot completely6713.883.08
awesome6716.043.78
I don't think the spell is working oh6716.965.86
did you just give it time walking please6719.826.12
all right fine but remember we'll do the6722.826.899
whole good guy bad guy bit yeah6725.946.179
so wait am I am I the bad guy what's6729.7193.841
going on here I don't care you be the6732.1193.721
good guy I'll be the bad guy okay what6733.563.9
about me you know I want to be you're6735.843.0
the ladder guy you'll be the latter guy6737.465.34
no I'm going to be the best wait hold on6738.846.72
what the hell I'm doing here listen we6742.84.8
need information why was there an attack6745.564.679
I'll tell you nothing we have ways of6747.65.039
making you talk threatening him don't6750.2394.261
you threaten him oh no no we have ways6752.6393.901
and we're gonna do a pal no no no you6754.53.56
don't have to tell them anything6756.544.139
especially this [ __ ] I wonder if you6758.064.119
shut the hell up there pal you're gonna6760.6793.0
get yourself into a bit of trouble and6762.1792.761
you're gonna get a lightning bolt sent6763.6794.621
straight up yours guys6764.945.239
oh great6768.34.319
Muran I think you took the good guy6770.1795.141
thing a little too far way too far well6772.6195.58
what in the hell do we have here you let6775.326.6
dorelius Hey general warts really is6778.1997.261
Terrell are you doing sir man I miss you6781.926.6
boy I miss you too sir best damn6785.465.699
swordsman ever had going to walk looted6788.524.82
man right here and Archer6791.1594.681
what are you doing we were just making6793.344.299
sure everyone was okay sir you're6795.844.92
looking good boy thank you thank you6797.6398.04
I'm son I miss you too oh you still used6800.767.439
much as I can sir you know it you bet6805.6794.321
you are still picking them off with the6808.1994.801
bow yeah man I tell you I never see6810.05.46
anyone swing a sword like you knock a6813.05.9
head off clear off a Boom Child6815.466.0
I'll tell you what me and drows on that6818.94.299
wall ain't [ __ ] you can't do that man6821.463.739
you coming back you're gonna come back6823.1994.801
we're not coming back I'm just stopping6825.1995.201
by come on now what can I do to convince6828.06.02
you nah we got a lot on our place6830.43.62
you were like a father6847.583.7
really6850.024.02
kinda6851.286.06
Merlin remember not so nice yeah nice6854.044.4
but mean6857.344.379
what the hell is happening to me man you6858.445.32
need to talk we're gonna make you talk6861.7195.281
in bad ways never make me talk listen6863.765.939
listen buddy buddy you These Guys these6867.04.02
guys want to hurt you I don't want that6869.6992.94
to happen oh yeah we're gonna hurt you6871.023.719
pal you need to start talk I'll never6872.6393.721
talk you need to start spilling your6874.7394.861
guts pal oh you're going down walking I6876.364.859
think it's time to get out my sword6879.64.139
let's see what should I start with how6881.2195.701
about the family June oh yeah we said6883.7395.701
help me I want to help you I don't want6886.924.14
these guys to Lobby nuts off that's6889.444.14
gross just tell them what they want to6891.063.96
know tell them what they want to know6893.583.3
what I am here you go you're nuts no no6895.024.02
no no no no not tell you anything all6896.884.319
right why was there an attack6899.044.4
we received some valuable information6901.1994.801
from our Sleeper Cell where's The6903.443.94
Sleeper Cell6906.04.86
in Dongo what are they called I'll never6907.388.279
tell you that all right balls Brothers6910.864.799
old world and what's your mission6916.386.48
save our Channel6920.825.12
long live6922.863.08
and he's on fire I love you like a son6926.95.68
yeah sir you're like you're my baby boy6930.064.5
I'm not the fan though we were we're6932.584.02
like a family we you don't have to cry6934.564.38
sir it's just looking at you man just6936.65.36
bring back old times6938.943.02
I see it let's forget this all right6943.464.96
shake it off that's the general warts I6946.024.679
know drowning us we gotta go to Dongo6948.425.52
right away I'll explain everything on6950.6995.721
the way there6953.942.48
thank you6958.1993.061
sweet6959.344.379
after single-handedly defending the gate6961.263.72
to the old world6963.7193.181
I grabbed the associates and we headed6964.983.9
south huh we weren't even there6966.94.44
yeah we were there no but after the fact6968.883.72
yeah6971.343.24
after receiving Intel about a dangerous6972.64.079
Sleeper Cell we dropped off the baby at6974.583.96
neeb's sisters and made our way to the6976.6793.901
outskirts of Dongo and decided to split6978.543.3
up6980.582.94
jealous I'm not sure I like these6981.843.54
stuffed mushrooms you don't have to eat6983.523.9
them bro I don't know6985.384.44
I hate to see him go to waste well then6987.424.62
go ahead and eat them oh but they're not6989.824.5
very good then don't eat them roof I6992.044.02
don't know what the big problem is hey6994.324.319
hey fellas fellas how you doing good sir6996.064.26
how you doing doing really well here big6998.6393.241
fella you enjoying your mushrooms are7000.324.379
yes I love them good good to hear hey7001.884.68
can I get you one more drink yeah I7004.6993.96
think I'm okay for now but um I have a7006.563.36
quick question for you all right go7008.6592.281
ahead and shoot7009.923.54
you ever heard of a group called The7010.945.12
Brothers of the old world7013.465.94
are you trying to get me killed no we're7016.065.44
trying to get me killed no what is wrong7019.43.9
with you man it's just you don't talk7021.52.94
about the brothers of the old world7023.33.06
anywhere in Congo I was just trying to7024.444.199
find where they are don't stop stop what7026.363.9
you're doing right now and yes you would7028.6393.781
like another drink right no I'm good for7030.262.899
now7032.423.6
I'm on my way7033.1596.221
boy I sure do like killing lots of7036.027.26
innocent people going to the old world I7039.387.38
too enjoy the murder of Innocence an old7043.284.5
world7046.764.7
I wish there was a group or organization7047.787.74
associated with our interests yes yes a7051.467.9
fraternity or a Brotherhood to Old World7055.527.139
hey what'd you guys say about Keelan we7059.366.66
enjoy killing innocent people and Old7062.6596.96
World old world for life [ __ ]7066.025.76
how about you guys follow me all right7069.6194.261
here we go going up all right clams7071.783.72
didn't need you doing it on this top7073.883.96
y'all come on have you ever been on the7075.53.719
ladder before what are you talking about7077.843.54
what what do you mean three points of7079.2195.101
contact neebs it's the basic rules of7081.384.799
ladder oh man there ain't no rules for7084.323.899
ladder you start at the bottom you go to7086.1795.04
the top done deal okay we get up on the7088.2194.92
top what do you do you step on the top7091.2194.561
room you're a rookie you telling me you7093.1395.161
don't step on the top Rim hell no you7095.784.919
don't step on the top room then why is7098.34.919
there a top rung it's for your hands boy7100.6994.98
well I don't need that because I'm not a7103.2195.88
baby a baby yeah really you want a7105.6795.46
ladder guy you play by latter guy's7109.0994.381
rules do you understand me boy listen if7111.1393.48
you're gonna if you're gonna be a7113.482.88
warrior if you're gonna look death in7114.6193.841
the face every day sometimes you got to7116.364.62
use top wrong letter guy jealous I think7118.464.259
I'm gonna get another order of mushrooms7120.983.48
I thought you didn't like the mushrooms7122.7194.621
proof I don't know just want to give him7124.465.52
a second chance all right do whatever7127.344.74
you got to do buddy ah jeez hey YouTube7129.983.42
you're talking guys you keep it down7132.084.38
don't anything stupid around this guy7133.45.58
didn't care oh yeah hey your drink's7136.464.02
coming right up Sir here you go I'm7138.983.179
gonna wait all day for my drink well7140.483.32
here it is here it is7142.1595.761
stupid ass taking all day for one day I7143.86.399
don't drop the damn thing can I get you7147.923.779
another one sorry of course you're gonna7150.1993.42
get me another of course okay I'll get7151.6994.02
you another one here we go all right7153.6194.08
here's your here's your drink sir please7155.7194.321
be careful dumbass7157.6994.381
with these two [ __ ] what the hell are7160.043.54
you talking about you don't what are you7162.083.36
looking at suck you call me a [ __ ] you7163.583.24
don't even know I'm calling you a damn7165.443.799
[ __ ]7166.822.419
he didn't do anything7179.327.0
around come on wow you just done damn7182.6795.701
signs7186.324.62
sons of [ __ ] I'm gonna come back on7188.384.859
my Paws and we gonna kick the damn [ __ ]7190.944.56
we're gonna come get the damn [ __ ] out7193.2393.701
of you yeah you tell them doralius is7195.53.78
waiting oh oh you would get me you were7196.943.779
dead man7199.283.18
well I want to thank you to a gentleman7200.7193.391
for getting me killed7202.466.96
[Music]7204.117.47
so what kind of killings have you guys7209.425.219
done all kinds of killings tell them7211.586.72
walking decapitations burnings we have7214.6395.58
drawn and quartered thousands of7218.34.319
children I I enjoy setting things on7220.2196.181
fire mostly kittens kittens as one time7222.6197.381
I drown a whole schoolhouse of children7226.46.839
and how did you do that one by one I7230.05.46
brought him out told him to come see the7233.2394.561
little duckies when they came out no7235.465.639
Ducky's only drowning impressive7237.85.76
guys this suckers a disrespect in the7241.0994.981
old world they busting my nose man what7243.564.5
yeah they come out just talking [ __ ]7246.083.3
about the old world saying they're going7248.062.82
to bring us down man we gotta go up7249.383.359
there and scare those episodes we should7250.884.319
skin them and burn them let's do it we7252.7394.201
will not stand for that where are they7255.1993.601
upstairs and the boss if they gonna be7256.944.32
dead by sunrise yeah let's go get these7258.85.359
bastards what are their names7261.265.939
we're gonna kill his ass yeah let's7264.1595.921
let's go kill the earliest you're dead7267.1995.221
oh come on I'm dead to you oh yeah you7270.086.0
know shut up just shut the hell up elf7272.425.34
are you doing just carry a ladder and7276.083.48
act like you damn rule the world and all7277.764.2
you do is sit down and be all dumb and7279.564.8
stupid that is not all I do that is it7281.966.08
is not all I do whatever just7284.367.259
oh when I should and I couldn't I do my7288.045.92
shooting whatever oh you know what what7291.6194.861
you're fired you can't you can't fire me7293.964.62
yes I can you know the only person who7296.485.28
can fire me is that dumbass doralist is7298.585.28
the only dumb ass that can find me here7301.764.32
you're not even dumb enough to fire me7303.863.66
you better stop talking [ __ ] about that7306.084.139
talk [ __ ] about the rally with that7307.525.04
piece of [ __ ] ain't worth [ __ ] he's a7310.2193.92
piece7312.564.2
I will bust your damn nose you say one7314.1394.48
more damn thing about dress I will kick7316.763.0
you in the face7318.6193.12
you want a roundhouse kick to the face7319.764.2
kick me because I'll kick you right back7321.7395.241
with my lap7323.963.02
s7328.6393.651
come out here boy7330.524.799
[Music]7332.293.029
foreign7342.1992.181
looking for me7345.7392.821
[Music]7346.884.38
how there he is that's the rallies are7348.565.46
you doralius yeah7351.264.62
are you sure7354.025.04
yes I'm sure on a scale of one to ten7355.888.779
how do Alias are you ten I'm doralius7359.065.599
everybody in this town may be afraid of7367.1594.08
you but I'm not7369.385.48
your control here is over7371.2393.621
Dallas7377.1193.301
dress up here7378.6195.361
what neeb's what ah man7380.426.42
ladder guy was not working out I had to7383.984.78
let him go okay it's fine name is fine7386.843.54
I'm a little busy here so I didn't I7388.763.18
didn't want you know if you saw him I7390.383.42
wanted you to know that he's fired okay7391.944.5
is that cool that's cool I'm busy here7393.84.62
yeah yeah do I need to run that by you7396.443.659
first you just did and it's all good7398.423.12
don't worry about it you know all he7400.0993.421
does is carry a ladder around I know7401.543.9
that it was how does that help us7403.523.9
doralis I'm in the middle of a fight7405.444.199
okay you're in the middle of a fight yes7407.424.5
in the middle of a fight I'm busy who7409.6396.441
you fighting this guy right here7411.924.16
to listen to me to follow the chain of7424.965.139
command oh really yes I thought it was7427.6994.201
to be an Archer you know what when I7430.0993.481
tell you to be an Archer yes but until7431.93.54
then you wait until you're told what to7433.583.78
do you know we call this back in elf7435.445.279
Vania what micromanaging neebs I don't7437.365.04
have time for this you got plenty of7440.7193.361
time you were fighting that guy now7442.44.219
you're not what7444.085.039
I'm talking to you you better put your7446.6194.241
damn dog on a leash you know you better7449.1193.181
shut your mouth cause you guys are all7450.863.859
natural I'm talking to every one of you7452.36.18
aha boy you are done Brothers attack7454.7196.48
this sucker7458.482.719
now you see the rally is it's not that7462.1395.04
hard you wipe off the blade then you7464.425.819
sheet it I get it walking I get it man7467.1794.681
the battles thank goodness you came7470.2395.121
along when you did man yeah7471.866.42
damn gangs in this area the peer7475.364.9
pressure yeah it's funny to say that now7478.284.319
that they're all dead oh man you don't7480.264.14
even know what it's like I don't thank7482.5994.02
goodness you came along yeah I can turn7484.44.259
over a new Leaf now and see you're gonna7486.6193.6
be good now maybe help some old people7488.6592.821
out yeah you're changing everything7490.2193.121
around yeah how old people need help I7491.483.659
do I could be that guy you can be that7493.344.56
guy yeah I I believe you7495.1394.281
um um7497.93.839
talking to this guy right now murdon7499.424.42
Dallas what why don't you kiss my ass7501.7395.061
excuse me7503.842.96
[Music]7523.563.139
oh7527.2393.0
yeah7531.1392.661
you're gonna do something fast thieves7534.6396.641
what Morales needs take them out now oh7538.465.04
no I know how this goes just take them7541.285.459
out take them out oh listen to my order7543.55.52
why you keep sending mixed messages to7546.7397.321
me walking create a distractions7549.028.04
ah7554.063.0
[Applause]7558.957.35
you damn happy to Alice all right neebs7563.485.28
get down here right now what doralis7566.34.08
just get down here I don't have a damn7568.764.26
ladder you and I are gonna have a long7570.385.46
talk my friend why because you don't7573.024.86
take orders because I killed the bad guy7575.844.379
you killed us you shot a severed head7577.884.92
the head was looking at me right off of7580.2194.92
the body buddy buddy buddy are you all7582.84.98
right there yeah we're fine we're fine7585.1395.341
thank you uh no no no thank you I can't7587.784.439
believe you took out all these guys7590.483.54
that's what we do they were a bad7592.2193.781
element we that's what we do you're7594.023.9
welcome sir you're welcome Eves I will7596.03.84
deal with you later wait wait hold on7597.924.62
wait did you just call him neebs yeah7599.845.1
that idiot is neebs7602.545.639
then you you're doralius I'm doralius7604.945.48
yeah7608.1792.241
oh my goodness guys guys get over here7611.565.88
look at this that's that's the doralius7614.785.7
I can't believe I'm looking at you oh my7617.444.6
goodness and that must be murdon that's7620.483.86
about it on yeah yeah I'm very done7622.045.099
where is the uh where's the short fat7624.347.299
guy x x we lost him actually ah that is7627.1396.841
a shame killed by so bad you had to put7631.6395.701
him down it was a some creature got him7633.986.9
oh okay okay that's still too bad it's7637.346.12
it is how did you guys hear about us7640.885.46
well are you kidding everyone in Dongo7643.465.659
everyone yeah you're talking about how7646.346.379
take a look for yourself7649.1193.6
what the f7654.6793.321
[Music]7658.34.559
so did you see the poster out there7664.1795.201
yeah that's that's me I'm on the poster7667.1593.781
yes7669.384.2
um he was just you know well I don't7670.943.6
think he knew I was the guy on the7673.583.119
poster he didn't have to know so we're7674.544.26
all in the poster yeah yeah all these7676.6993.54
all these guys we're all on the poster7678.84.62
yeah on the contrary we're not all on7680.2394.98
the poster but we didn't make the poster7683.423.9
walk and it wasn't our decision after7685.2194.681
all I mean siroccan is the guy who drums7687.325.279
up the most work seems fitting that I7689.94.68
would at least be in the background on7692.5993.381
proof even7694.584.34
guys look who this play was written by7695.986.159
William wiggle Dart no idea you don't7698.926.699
know who look billion wiggle dot is the7702.1395.281
greatest playwright that is living in7705.6194.201
our time really yes he's amazing he's7707.424.62
written so many good plays he wrote this7709.824.859
he wrote a play about us this is crazy7712.045.46
guys huge we made it round we're gonna7714.6794.98
be famous we are famous no we're not7717.54.199
famous we're famous no we're not famous7719.6593.96
yet I can't believe words getting out7721.6992.641
there7723.6192.011
not even in the program7724.343.66
[Laughter]7725.635.37
oh Dory Lingus I've been following you7728.06.06
for quite some time waiting hiding in7731.05.58
the shadows waiting for you to poke your7734.065.46
little face out of nowhere and here you7736.585.82
are right at the end of my cross bears7739.526.78
and your life is four feet didn't7742.46.299
realize this was a billion wiggle Dart7746.36.419
play what oh yeah yeah he's he's really7748.6996.301
good is he wonderful he's with great7752.7195.281
fantastic fantastic yes he is he's7755.06.36
probably the best I mean yeah we want7758.05.04
you to remind me of somebody that would7761.364.14
go to a freaking theater performance7763.045.4
well a lot of people go to theater let's7765.54.679
look at the theater it's full no we're7768.444.799
not here to watch a play we're here to7770.1795.881
kill door Lingus okay okay we can do7773.2396.36
both now all right Joy Lingus say your7776.066.32
prayers ending three7779.5994.461
two7782.386.04
what the [ __ ] [ __ ] damn it no it's an7784.066.84
[ __ ]7788.422.48
[Music]7791.823.09
[Music]7797.633.71
thank you7802.34.419
ladies and gentlemen I'm proud to7804.085.22
announce that we are officially open for7806.7196.801
business well gee that's that's great7809.37.319
from this day forward anyone living in7813.526.4
fear anyone being oppressed anyone7816.6196.181
losing their grip on freedom can turn to7819.925.699
needs and Associates what7822.86.66
what the hell say say could we call it7825.6197.141
doralius and Associates sure why not7829.465.9
little buddy7832.762.6
what's that track7840.0993.901
well thank you Drake I have been working7844.95.56
out so from this day forward we vow to7847.046.119
protect the land we vow to protect the7850.465.88
people we vow to bring peace to newtonia7853.1596.211
we are doralius and Associates7856.348.3
[Music]7859.375.27
this is so scary it sure is a good thing7867.866.96
we have neebs around to give this troll7872.2395.601
a good what for7874.823.02
we're fighting the troll now7877.96.46
this is ridiculous this guy won't move7881.5995.161
at all he's just sitting there7884.366.02
prepare to meet your maker7886.763.62
you're so awesome I know I want to be7894.1597.681
you who doesn't what the hell is this7898.887.319
Stratus murdon what is this [ __ ] it's a7901.848.94
blade right let's be quiet I see a torch7906.19911.101
do you see your toes yes we see a torch7910.789.399
what do you see7917.36.899
murdon what do you see oh7920.1797.641
I see a [ __ ]7924.1993.621
do you see a [ __ ] yes louder7930.0995.56
is7945.384.21
[ __ ]7947.04.38
[Music]7949.593.529
[ __ ]7951.383.42
[ __ ]7953.1194.401
[ __ ]7954.82.72
I don't know neebs I'm scared I'm scared7957.886.88
that I won't be able to face this7962.35.28
monster well hell doralius everybody7964.765.22
gets scared at some point even I get7967.584.499
scared really7969.985.4
well no no that's a lie hell I can't7972.0795.701
remember once when I've been scared7975.384.56
I thought it'd make you feel better7977.783.66
now7979.943.0
some point in time you're going to have7981.443.42
to grow up be a man7982.944.56
see because everybody dies7984.866.66
but not everybody lives wow that is so7987.58.34
profound I know doralius now oil me up7991.526.599
and I'll go fight that grabooni for you7995.845.339
no you know what I'm gonna fight the7998.1195.821
grabooni I'm gonna stop being a [ __ ]8001.1795.4
and I'm gonna man up all right that's a8003.944.44
spirit little fella now hold me up8006.5793.841
anyways before I go fight that monster8008.383.66
come on8010.423.71
come on8012.045.189
[Music]8014.133.099
absolutely right doralius still no8017.6994.601
walking8020.6194.56
well hey there rainbow hey there unicorn8022.35.76
what seems to be the problem as long as8025.1797.801
titanus continues to kill the innocent I8028.069.96
will have lost all of my color yes and8032.989.54
if titanus lives my horn will remain8038.027.559
limp hell I can't stand for that I'm8042.524.619
gonna take care of titanus for you8045.5792.881
rainbow I'm gonna make sure you're8047.1392.46
colored again8048.463.42
unicorn you're gonna be horny like you8049.5998.161
used to be it means you are my hero our8051.888.96
hero yeah8057.765.16
I I don't even know what's going on8060.843.879
right now what's going on right now what8062.923.38
the heck what is this8064.7197.141
neebs I am titanus I am the most evil8066.38.98
and Greatest Warrior in the land and you8071.866.92
will never defeat me8075.283.5
titanus8079.026.219
today is the first day of the last of8080.565.82
your life8085.2395.641
enough talk silly elf let us both fight8086.3811.66
with swords yes let us fight with swords8090.887.16
I have been stuck with your swords needs8105.468.1
and now I will die because I am weak and8109.6597.44
you are strong this is a [ __ ] you8113.565.76
have a saved the unicorn and in the8117.0994.801
rainbow my master plan is the Rune8119.325.879
that's right callous now you go on and8121.95.94
you tell the rest of the land that needs8125.1995.641
is here to protect them all8127.844.62
[Music]8130.846.44
[ __ ] but that sounds nothing like me8132.464.82
nibs you did it you killed Titus yes and8139.029.099
you saved the land you're damn right8144.885.279
unicorn and Rainbow8148.1194.08
unicorn your horn standing up like a8150.1594.08
Beacon of Hope right now8152.1995.221
and rainbow you're colored8154.2396.021
[ __ ]8157.422.84
[Music]8160.3928.189
[Applause]8170.3322.75
thanks again for watching the show oh8188.5798.261
oh Bravo get me in there at the last8193.087.42
spot saving the best for last Bravo8196.846.299
what the hell was that neebs what'd you8200.55.04
think of the playground I hated it no8203.1394.741
you're spreading a bunch of lies and a8205.544.679
bunch of [ __ ] and I hate it well I8207.884.2
didn't write the played Palace I'm aware8210.2194.38
of that neebs but you're the one who who8212.084.68
who gave this guy the idea that this is8214.5994.08
what's going on with our team I thought8216.764.5
the play started slow but and it's8218.6794.621
strong yeah I mean I I thought a good8221.263.66
night's Quest was decent you know I had8223.33.48
good production quality had big name8224.924.08
actors but my only great was it was a8226.783.899
little too short but I can look past it8229.04.019
neeps when did you meet the rainbow how8230.6796.321
about that well well8233.0193.981
that's right when you hear my two best8238.386.82
warriors and ran off you thought oh I'm8241.7195.64
going to get away with this can callus8245.25.399
that's way behind us no that's right in8247.3595.521
front of us right now in front of my8250.5994.561
crossbow as a matter of fact the one8252.885.16
aimed at your head Hey listen we can8255.164.8
deal with oh let's figure this out are8258.045.04
we going to deal with it [ __ ] it out8259.969.139
callous no no talking no conversation no8263.086.019
you are going to die8270.34.2
oh8304.963.54
[Music]8305.8895.51
my God8308.52.899
[Music]8311.8899.05
so no more holly berries when we're on8322.0593.481
missions okay all right but privately I8323.623.42
can I can still do whatever you want I8325.543.24
mean I don't condone doing them but I'm8327.043.899
just saying okay duranius8328.785.22
look I gotta go away for a while really8330.9395.401
take care of some personal business and8334.06.0
I might be gone quite some time so look8336.345.759
I want you to take care of my stuff8340.03.479
while I'm gone8342.0993.54
well it's fine do you need any help we'd8343.4794.08
be happy to come with you I appreciate8345.6393.96
that duranius but this is something8347.5593.12
personal8349.5992.58
I understand8350.6793.901
well best of luck walking take hands8352.1794.981
around us of course8354.586.059
huh that was a that was intriguing8357.165.58
curious but that's a little concerned8360.6393.901
but I'm sure he can take care of himself8362.745.279
yeah yeah he's fine all right guys8364.546.0
um you're all dismissed yeah meeting's8368.0194.141
over except you napes I'd like to talk8370.543.3
to you for a second oh okay what about8372.165.34
Raz just have a seat you've messed up so8373.845.099
many times I couldn't possibly count8377.54.679
this last time was the last straw if you8378.9394.981
mess up one more time8382.1795.701
you're off the team names okay okay8383.924.88
um8387.884.26
first well there's one thing don't be8388.84.12
mad8392.143.299
and and don't count this okay because I8392.924.32
mean this happened before we had this8395.4393.301
little talk and you're probably not8397.242.88
gonna be mad what'd you do never never8398.743.42
mind what did you do well you know how8400.125.58
we have horses yeah well I sold them and8402.164.98
murdon thought you were going to be mad8405.73.6
about it but I replaced them with8407.144.68
something better so what's better what8409.34.98
what what what what what8411.825.64
ostriches ostriches are better way8414.285.28
better yeah protons freaking right of8417.465.1
course I'm mad you got rid of the horses8419.564.98
for did you hear what I said brownies of8422.563.66
course yes we have ostriches what's8424.543.06
wrong with you seriously are you trying8426.224.32
to no what's wrong with ostrich they are8427.65.22
more efficient they eat less dress yeah8430.544.14
oh I'm sold they can fit in little8432.823.96
little spaces it's a great position they8434.683.96
lay eggs did you know that yeah you8436.783.84
could eat eggs I don't care what you can8438.644.02
do with eggs try eating horseshit do you8440.623.84
like eating horseshoes shut up shut up8442.664.98
shut your mouth okay I'm going to let8444.464.979
this slide because yeah this happened8447.643.78
before I told you this but one more time8449.4394.081
neebs and I would be happy to fire your8451.424.38
ass okay so get the hell out of my face8453.524.5
now get out of here8455.84.44
drowning some back did you forget8458.024.14
something walking no8460.244.86
I took care of matters it's all done but8462.166.0
really I really miscalculated the time I8465.15.58
was gonna spend on it but hey you still8468.164.92
have my stuff of course I didn't I8470.684.679
didn't leave the of course good because8473.084.62
I'm gonna need it but hey it's great to8475.3596.381
be back welcome back walking8477.74.04
Jack8486.3992.601
where are you8490.245.4
drive along I'm coming Drac where are8492.644.62
you8495.644.62
the hell is this8497.265.719
[Music]8500.265.639
what are you guys doing here we're here8502.9794.871
to guide you8505.8993.92
[Music]8507.854.469
well good because I'm looking for Drac8509.8194.841
just8512.3194.461
just8514.662.12
what8521.083.0
good morning doralius8524.743.9
good morning8527.084.319
last night was wonderful8528.645.16
was it no8531.3995.161
I've been thinking you're alias about8533.83.72
what8536.564.379
I'm going to give you the Zephyr blade8537.526.78
really yes would you like The Zephyr8540.9398.04
blade of course I would here8544.34.679
all right so doralius why are you8552.34.72
dragging us out here again listen murdon8554.925.28
I just have a feeling I I I I gotta go8557.025.22
with my feeling uh okay yeah you don't8560.24.38
question dryless murdon okay what you8562.244.739
just he knows what he's doing man okay I8564.583.779
gotta check this out let's check it out8566.9796.121
girls look look guys look yes I see the8568.3596.901
the his body's gone yeah well it's8573.13.719
obviously something dunk him up and ate8575.263.54
him no not necessarily I really think8576.8194.261
Drac might still be alive that's what I8578.84.08
think do you think I think that he could8581.083.6
be are you two sure are both of you8582.884.559
insane neebs neebs what are you gonna8584.685.48
you're gonna doubt doralists8587.4395.46
shut up guys there's tracks right here8590.164.779
let's follow these tracks and let's see8592.8995.0
what happens let's do that8594.9392.96
oh my God8598.123.9
this is this this is the cave I dreamed8599.84.32
about it this is your cave I dreamed8602.024.32
about this the rainbow you're right8604.125.94
drows a rainbow yay hey the the tracks8606.345.88
go into the cave so so there's obviously8610.063.66
a creature in there why don't you piss8612.224.08
it off murdon drop the sarcasm okay what8613.726.84
is wrong with you guys shut up okay yes8616.36.74
hello8620.562.48
hello8623.084.5
go around8625.124.02
track track8627.584.739
I said go away you're gonna get in the8629.145.04
world to hurt Jack what are you talking8632.3195.281
Jack come out come on out buddy who is8634.186.6
that it's your brain Drac and murder on8637.65.7
the neebs yeah drag come on man my my8640.784.699
brain it's your it's doralius track8643.34.8
throw us I gotta get out of here man I'm8645.4796.241
hideous we're not going anywhere you're8648.13.62
anywhere without you Jack come out8651.9393.621
I'm gonna come out8657.884.14
Jack come out right now that's an order8659.24.619
ah8662.025.16
an order an order come out now you're8663.8198.241
not gonna be happy guys now okay8667.184.88
you need to leave me here to die8678.06.16
doralius it's so good to see you it's8680.686.299
wonderful to see you how have you been8684.165.22
man I'm living in a cave through Alias8686.9794.5
how do you think I've been8689.384.14
you're part of the team again Drake8691.4794.101
could you not find a leaf8693.525.459
exactly this is what monsters do needs8695.585.319
now forget those guys jack it's so good8698.9794.141
to see you buddy step aside gentlemen8700.8995.58
this creature must die who the hell is8703.125.64
this prick who the hell are you my name8706.4795.581
is Von shaunery I'm a monster hunter the8708.765.0
monster hunter is here for me guys8712.065.1
you're not touching Drac this is our8713.765.38
friend you're not killing anything yeah8717.164.199
just take it on down the road man we've8719.143.96
been hunting this creature for weeks now8721.3594.921
and it's time that we put him to rest8723.16.6
there's no shaving him now excuse me8726.286.78
so there's no shaving him now shaving we8729.74.8
didn't shave him before why would we8733.062.879
shave him that yeah I mean he's very8734.54.1
weird I don't want to be saved no no no8735.9395.341
shaving him shaving no we don't want to8738.63.82
shave that might not be a bad idea8741.284.32
though because I'm not going to no I8742.425.3
like my beer8745.64.44
shave drag8747.725.56
one last time I'm going to ask you to8750.046.0
step aside so we may end this creature's8753.283.72
life8756.043.06
let me tell you something Von8757.03.899
you're out of your element8759.17.02
because we're doralius and Associates8760.8997.861
so I suggest you move on8766.125.52
I'll play your game you Rogue but listen8768.764.08
to me8771.644.74
one day when you least expect it8772.845.34
your friend here8776.385.22
to become something so evil so terrible8778.185.759
you will not know your name know your8781.64.62
face know your voice8783.9394.321
you will only know violence8786.224.679
and when that day comes8788.264.98
he will kill you8790.8995.481
I bid you good day8793.243.14
[Music]8796.926.34
okay what are you saying to Rally well8803.745.159
Drac uh next time you go to your room8806.3194.861
you're gonna notice some bars on the8808.8993.781
windows and doors okay so you got me in8811.183.36
the cage I wouldn't say I'm not feeling8812.684.38
the love walking what what is that8814.545.52
that sound that little bump the thump I8817.064.799
heard it too hmm8820.063.54
anyway might be a Rhoden what you got8821.8594.08
walking learn hazards around this that8823.64.62
the very beautiful princess velu of8825.9394.201
Hilaria she's set to get married and8828.224.08
what a waste but she's been receiving8830.144.98
death threats now my friend in Hilaria8832.35.639
uh what is that guys it's the same thing8835.125.12
you just heard8837.9394.861
go check that out please all right8840.245.38
anyways my friend in hilarious says he8842.84.86
could use some extra security he trusts8845.624.859
me knows I have good guys so maybe we8847.665.12
can go up there a little extra scratch8850.4794.621
save the princess8852.784.72
that's an option sure all right let's8855.14.2
take a look at this it's messenger8857.53.96
Turtle I see that there hand me that8859.34.32
over8861.464.859
to whoever receives this we are in8863.624.98
extreme danger please send all the men8866.3194.261
you can to the8868.63.56
queer Village8870.586.56
for we are under attack by the gops8872.164.98
when it rains it pours yeah we should8877.34.139
probably do the go save the princess8879.344.26
what we're going to do we've got a8881.4394.141
definite attack and we've got a8883.64.08
potential attack so we're going to split8885.585.52
up yeah walking proof you guys no just8887.685.04
walking in proof you guys go see if you8891.13.36
can save the princess we're on it not8892.723.12
names you're coming with us we're gonna8894.463.0
go save the queers8895.844.26
the journey was long and tiring and we8897.464.859
were pretty much lost so we were more8900.13.96
than happy to stumble across a kingdom8902.3194.321
we didn't even know existed we decided8904.066.259
to stop in for food and rest8906.643.679
the guys the kingdom guys8910.4795.521
this ain't right guys I know it's not8913.623.58
right but we need to we're looking for8916.03.18
the the queer I know what we're looking8917.25.52
for names you lost gentlemen yes sir we8919.185.7
are but we're probably gonna rest up8922.723.599
here a little now we're looking for the8924.884.5
queer Village the queer The Village no8926.3195.401
no I never heard of them around these8929.386.38
parts it should be right around here8931.724.04
wait I think you mean the cures8936.16.24
the cures The Cure villains right maybe8939.464.859
yeah a little bit to the west of here8942.344.2
right right they were wiped out months8944.3197.021
ago by the gopis that's it we just got8946.546.08
the message8951.344.38
what we're too late guys I know what are8952.625.4
you laughing at I'm sorry your8955.727.2
mispronunciation was funner to me queers8958.027.379
sounds a little fruity8962.925.64
well gentlemen if you gotta rest up8965.3996.521
please come on into the gay Kingdom8968.566.0
[Applause]8971.925.04
we're there we got the catapults and8974.564.379
they fire and then here we have the8976.964.62
archers and they launch a defensive but8978.9395.161
where our enemies don't know is the8981.585.16
tunnel system that runs on the ground8984.15.46
we send a group of soldiers and then the8986.745.64
gay army just slams them from the rear8989.565.58
it's brilliant I'm not supposed to show8992.385.76
you this but I feel like as a warrior to8995.145.64
Warrior you would appreciate this come8998.145.219
on oh okay come on I got I gotta show9000.785.88
you this okay boy you came at a right9003.3596.841
time I tell you why was that well mostly9006.665.58
because of the festival the festival9010.24.44
well I just find it hard to believe that9012.244.02
this is your first time at the sausage9014.644.799
fest if I known the sausage fest was9016.264.38
going on I would have been here every9019.4393.481
year this is amazing oh yes it goes on9020.644.44
every year you see we have the sausage9022.924.019
fest in the spring in The Sword Fight9025.083.72
Fest in the fall that's the way it is9026.9394.021
that's the way it's going to stay nice9028.84.62
hey murder look I bought some tummy9030.964.08
sticks9033.422.76
oh9035.044.02
I haven't seen those in years now now9036.184.679
have you boys signed up for the sausage9039.064.799
Hunt No No but I want to it's fantastic9040.8595.221
you see we hide sausage all across the9043.8594.021
kingdom and you get to look for it and9046.083.56
then when you find it you get to eat it9047.884.5
I love eating sausage I'm all about it9049.645.259
let's do it this is it what do you think9052.383.86
Delirious9054.8995.701
wow it's a paint it's a big hole it's a9056.246.579
bottomless wait I'm impressed okay9060.64.32
listen now okay I don't I don't9062.8193.781
understand the problem here well the9064.923.72
problem is is you didn't do your job9066.63.839
though no no the problem is that you're9068.644.32
not paying up okay because we're done oh9070.4394.321
yo maybe you're paid up when you do your9072.964.68
job oh whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa what's9074.766.24
going on here sir the pit has a bottom9077.646.12
what no listen listen now the pit is9081.05.34
done okay we finished our job no look9083.766.24
they're good your job was to dig a9086.346.059
bombless pig bottomless well no listen9090.04.319
now I mean of course everyone knows see9092.3994.741
let's see if this paint is actually9094.3195.341
bombless shall we of course there's9097.145.179
gonna be a box9099.662.659
foreign9102.723.0
we came all the way down here from9105.9794.541
Central newdonia to find these cures and9108.184.4
turns out they've been wiped out anyway9110.525.28
it's not been all wiped out no no still9112.586.34
a lot left held in slavery by the others9115.85.519
yep the job is oh maybe my guys I mean9118.926.019
we could go help go you know free them9121.3193.62
okay no I mean I could fly is that funny9125.766.059
well it's not funny I mean it's funny9129.184.74
but I I mean the jiobe is a pretty9131.8195.341
badass it's funny no my my guys and me9133.926.479
were badass badass are you sure well9137.164.98
let's you heard a little guy named9140.3996.721
titanus yeah yeah I'm gonna kill him9142.147.02
you killed him yeah9147.124.98
more like push them off no I I took I9149.164.5
put him in his grave that's what I did9152.14.379
no wait a minute you're the one9153.665.48
it is9156.4792.661
he doesn't know he doesn't know he's9159.4396.401
cute I don't know what well uh uh a9162.545.399
little fella named Titanic she was9165.843.92
outside of castle walls this morning9167.9396.901
what where he is looking for you neebs9169.767.599
come on cartoon is he's still alive no9174.844.019
he's dead no he's pitched and looking9177.3592.401
for you9178.8595.521
hey but good luck you know cheers9179.764.62
of course there's a bottom to the pepper9190.9393.941
that doesn't mean that we didn't do our9193.54.8
job every pit has a bottom that's bull9194.886.0
let's not bull crap you you guys are9198.34.74
giving all you gays are all the same you9200.885.28
are a laser Digger Palace hey there you9203.045.52
are we're ready to go right no we're not9206.164.68
ready to go where'd you go man what are9208.564.74
you waiting on we just got here yeah but9210.844.08
we're gonna we're gonna wear out our9213.33.12
welcome man we're not gonna wear it our9214.922.64
welcome these are these are really good9216.422.939
people huh they're good people we're9217.563.6
gonna stay the night no that's a bad9219.3593.361
idea we should go we're not going9221.163.84
anywhere in the heaps9222.725.639
get out of here what'd you do nothing9225.07.88
what did you do neighbs nothing9228.3594.521
count this does not count9235.8596.021
dreams9239.162.72
well that guy down there looks like9242.185.02
pissed oh man he is all Angry look at9244.8596.021
him yeah how the hell is he still alive9247.27.08
I'm generally concerned we don't put an9250.885.68
arrow straight to this damn thing I saw9254.284.92
it yeah so what are we gonna do well I9256.564.44
mean we gotta we gotta go do that thing9259.23.72
at cure village now we have to go right9261.03.54
past him to do that we don't have time9262.923.36
for that it's time for what he's going9264.543.359
to let us just go by because we don't9266.282.94
have time for it wait we're gonna leave9267.8993.241
no we got the sausage fest going on yeah9269.223.06
that's a good point we're about to hide9271.143.839
the sausage pretty sure that's on hold9272.284.32
right now everything's on hold they're9274.9792.941
waiting for this we don't have time for9276.63.0
this Dallas let's just we have to go do9277.923.3
you understand that he's not going to9279.64.74
let us go we walk right past him neebs9281.225.04
right past him what do you think we9284.344.38
should do I think we all go down and9286.266.26
take him off yeah that'd be faster9288.723.8
fight him alone which would be great I9295.644.96
would love that code of the Gary Kingdom9298.565.28
the code we're on Tom crunch if you9300.65.82
don't fight him this might bring shame9303.844.019
to our name I don't know what to say9306.423.96
buddy well9307.8594.681
I guess I could fight him like do it9310.383.96
again I did it once right you did it9312.543.54
once yeah so I'll just I'm gonna get I'm9314.342.88
gonna kick it up at the gate I'm gonna9316.083.0
say I'm neebs you do whatever you got to9317.224.139
do and yeah then I'll sure I'll make it9319.083.72
quick okay so you can go do that thing9321.3594.561
right yeah make it well yeah work9322.86.74
practice I'll be right back you got them9325.923.62
sorry to bother you oh hello there say9330.747.3
strange little man is that Hilaria over9334.746.6
that Hill yes it is Hilaria is that9338.046.48
where you're going yeah say who are your9341.346.12
friends here oh These are not my friends9344.526.62
this is my army army huh they're walking9347.468.1
I would be careful how are you good wood9351.147.24
good one proof ah well there's no reason9355.564.799
for you to be scared they will not be9358.384.8
attacking right at this moment say which9360.3596.981
branch of your army is this9363.184.16
this is not a particular Branch this is9367.746.659
my entire Army we'll be rooting for you9370.147.259
see I appreciate that fine young9374.3996.301
gentleman oh this tricky one over here9377.3995.701
with the arm nice you're trying to9380.75.699
Spruce him up a little bit oh again9383.14.86
you slay me9386.3994.741
I can't breathe I don't like this I9387.964.68
don't like this one bit guys I think we9391.143.24
should take this moment to remember our9392.644.94
good friend neebs9394.383.2
normally I'd like this but I'm scared9398.06.06
for neebs right now I'm really scared9400.3193.741
hey titanus how you doing so this9404.8199.741
is the mighty neebs yeah yeah hey9409.385.18
hahaha9417.424.62
well at least I know who I'm fighting9419.345.88
I'm fighting yeah oh about that titanus9422.046.0
bad timing for me really9425.225.16
um how's next week you free next week9428.044.68
There's No pact between men and lions oh9430.384.74
yeah yeah no no I know that but is next9432.725.4
week good prepare to fight now Mighty9435.125.48
neebs9438.122.48
right now oh [ __ ]9444.023.72
hey has this guy been drinking he looks9448.84.38
a little drunk9451.564.02
I'll get it drunk9453.185.219
I don't get it listen we appreciate your9455.586.48
time friend but we can't stick around we9458.3997.201
have to leave okay that's two that's9462.066.48
doing one that's good9465.66.0
that was nice meeting you gentlemen and9468.545.34
I hope you enjoy your time in Hilaria9471.66.74
while it lasts good luck with the army9473.884.46
yeah that one's so good Bruce I know I9480.35.88
guess I'll just go out and live oh nice9482.885.4
one with the comeback proof what are you9486.184.34
talking about9488.282.24
oh9491.543.66
um9493.22.0
we knew thee well but we will not know9495.565.799
shut up today9499.25.04
I will cut out your eyes and your ears9501.3595.521
as well as your tongue and you will roam9504.245.1
the underworld blind deaf and dumb9506.884.5
everyone will know that your name is9509.344.5
neebs9511.385.22
who thought he killed titanus9513.845.58
I think it works that way titanus what9516.65.219
you think if you cut my eyes and my ears9519.423.42
and tongue out I'm not gonna happen9521.8193.181
after world that's right9522.844.8
who told you that9525.05.52
what what's going on I don't know what9527.644.2
the hell could they be talking are they9530.523.54
just talking you know what screw this9531.843.5
I'm going down9534.063.72
going down there it doesn't work that9535.344.3
way you get like a whole new body when9537.784.5
you go the after World well no no yeah I9539.644.08
mean think about it everybody in the9542.282.52
after world is walking around in the9543.722.34
state they were when they died I mean9544.83.0
it's people there that have been burned9546.065.16
people been eaten by sharks people that9547.85.88
just got old and like just body fell9551.224.62
apart that doesn't seem weird9553.685.04
well I guess kind of now looking at it9555.845.7
yeah yeah9558.725.16
seems weird yeah so9561.545.34
yeah that's uh that's a good point you9563.885.3
know I uh I um9566.886.019
I never thought about it9569.183.719
[Applause]9575.83.2
the world top tennis with all them9579.664.46
arrows in your head9581.162.96
leaves they're Alice9584.525.52
you're okay of course I'm okay you won9586.8596.741
well yeah I won why wouldn't I win9590.047.62
wow neebs I'm impressed buddy I don't9593.67.12
know why I just I didn't titanus man9597.665.22
yeah man I killed him the first time I9600.724.2
you're I guess you're right yeah that's9602.883.42
awesome so we're gonna need another9604.923.42
painting right I'm sorry another9606.33.66
painting the castle9608.344.38
we'll talk9609.964.56
Army9612.724.259
the time has come to take down Hilaria9614.527.26
and capture the princess awaken9616.9794.801
[Music]9629.913.159
titanus today is the first day of the9636.4797.821
last of your life9641.462.84
foreign9644.4793.0
on yesterday's Victory it is time to9651.264.179
move on9654.542.76
guys there's way too many we can't fight9655.4393.481
them I don't think we have to found9657.34.5
Dallas why no I just let me go talk to9658.924.979
him what yeah I'll just tell him say hey9661.83.9
I killed titanus if y'all don't want to9663.8994.04
be next9665.72.239
we should use that I know it's a9669.383.22
horrible idea they're not going to9671.462.58
respond well to that they're just going9672.64.259
to attack us we're done I kind of doubt9674.044.38
that dress what we're gonna do is we're9676.8593.721
gonna sneak behind them and try to pick9678.424.2
the lock drag I know you can do that9680.584.08
hell yes to the [ __ ] yes come on let's9682.624.62
do it what if they see it then I should9684.664.08
come out and tell them I'm neebs I9687.244.56
killed titanium no murdon anything Bill9688.745.46
wise sure I don't know let me check let9691.84.559
me see what I have on my person9694.23.84
hmm all right this this looks like a9696.3593.361
neat one all right I'm gonna need some9698.042.76
paprika9699.723.54
I'm going to need a lemon you're going9700.83.84
to need time9703.265.219
I'm going to need a small fire a frying9704.645.88
pan and a fish that sounds like a recipe9708.4793.721
yeah that's a recipe I didn't realize9710.523.24
until it got to the end there so that's9712.23.42
no good but I am pocketing that that9713.765.76
does sound good um oh this one uh we'll9715.625.64
turn you into an animal there we go9719.523.0
there you go you can be you can be a9721.264.38
small animal and sneak in okay what are9722.524.26
we going to be I don't know how does9725.642.219
that how does that work9726.783.539
um think what you want to be really yeah9727.8594.141
think monkey monkey perfect okay9730.3193.301
opposable thumbs we can do it we need to9732.04.439
do monkeys do it all right ready9733.625.819
yes9736.4393.0
um go pick that block that's not a9743.226.24
monkey go pick that block doralius go9746.225.099
braless go9749.465.64
go drag I want you uh go drek he doesn't9751.3195.521
even have legs murdon you're right9755.12.82
you're right we should turn them back9756.842.88
all right this is stupid okay hold on to9757.923.979
me9759.722.179
the work oh yeah no no no no no no you9762.926.76
you'd rally as you were chewing grass I9767.044.74
mean every idea you throw out right now9769.684.38
is like watching just a damn disaster9771.783.84
getting ready to happen this is my fault9774.063.68
though I had no idea what just happened9775.624.8
you were a damn goat and he was a whale9777.745.44
do you have a better idea yeah what I9780.425.1
told you I go up there forget it if9783.184.04
that's your only idea forget it9785.524.02
okay let's come on let's do it I don't9787.224.599
want to be around this jack off anymore9789.544.02
March out9791.8195.101
real job who is that who is that I think9793.566.06
I see a dog figure in the shadows guys9796.924.38
we're gonna get you out of here go for a9799.624.02
track all right I think they have come9801.35.28
to to rescue us just come to rescue us9803.645.28
of course we did yes oh thank heavens9806.583.72
we've been locked in here for months9808.923.3
well it took them long enough I sent out9810.33.9
the messenger tutor I was like go turtle9812.224.08
go that's the problem you sent a turtle9814.24.86
this turtle was a foolproof plan we said9816.35.24
it months ago what took you so long9819.064.86
everyone please just shut up I'm trying9821.544.72
to concentrate just keep9823.925.399
I like your helmet it it's not oh I9826.264.76
think a whole lot about everything9829.3194.261
how is this being quiet people don't9831.024.06
just keep it down or they're gonna see9833.584.279
that we're doing this9835.082.779
brother took it away9839.043.02
[Music]9843.493.059
oh9847.022.4
[Music]9847.884.24
[ __ ] what is he9849.426.12
doing all right good talk but listen9852.126.42
seriously enough of that uh party's over9855.544.8
everybody yeah9858.543.779
um neebs is here you probably probably9860.344.019
most of you know who I am the guy that9862.3194.62
killed titanus gonna give you a little9864.3594.441
opportunity here opportunity of a9866.9394.141
lifetime Gonna Let You Go9868.85.94
so uh pack your [ __ ] up get the hell out9871.086.54
of here also everyone say hello Doral is9874.745.4
back there and drag give him a big wave9877.625.88
guys no hello hey yeah they will also be9880.145.64
participating in the ass kickings going9883.55.28
on tonight if you should choose plan9885.785.22
stay here and get your ass kicked option9888.785.84
is yours what's this gonna be9891.03.62
[Applause]9895.655.71
[Music]9898.263.1
you guys are back memes how's your plan9901.565.78
go guys stand your ground9903.34.04
I've got news for you9919.767.059
you are going to die now9922.144.679
you can kill me if you want to9935.9395.701
but there will be others to take my9939.03.479
place9941.643.0
I'm not going to kill you9942.4794.021
I'm not gonna kill you so you can go9944.645.54
back to your kingdom and tell them9946.53.68
[Applause]9950.285.72
so you can go back to your kingdom and9951.724.28
[Applause]9956.012.61
so you go back to your kingdom and tell9957.3593.841
them to Rally some Associates9958.624.02
names9961.24.14
what the hell did you just do that for9962.644.86
Dallas he's a bad guy what did I tell9965.346.72
you to no did I tell you two neebs you9967.56.6
just took out all them guys with a whale9972.063.66
I took out one guy in your mouth I9974.14.58
wanted him to go back9975.722.96
you know what sometimes you make me so9979.745.119
mad I want to explode9981.723.139
okay so I'm gonna knock on the door and9988.385.099
when Aurelius comes out we're gonna slit9991.024.56
his throat and storm the Cassius kick9993.4794.641
the door in let's kick the door9995.585.52
who's gonna kick the door kick the door9998.126.16
no no no no no no no no no no no no I'll10001.15.219
keep the door you can't kick the Dory10004.284.92
you're too small too small way tiny10006.3195.401
you're right you kick the Dory I'll kick10009.24.86
the Dory so on the count of three we'll10011.724.86
kick the door in storm the castle and10014.066.839
it'll be our dad one10016.584.319
two what are we doing up here Counting10021.9795.88
we counting over here we're looking for10025.524.26
doralius Castle is this the Rally's10027.8595.341
Castle no this is neeb's Castle oh we're10029.785.28
in the wrong place how do you get to10033.24.08
doralius Castle well you got to go back10035.065.1
down the damn River go up to as River10037.285.579
hang a right follow that thing about to10040.166.02
the damn ocean that's a long way10042.8596.12
you're very large distance how long does10046.185.44
it take to get there day two days two10048.9795.121
days and then it will be all day10051.625.94
all day in two days to the Rally's10054.15.64
Castle10057.562.18
you think maybe you should learn a few10061.765.04
more spells that work I'm already on top10064.583.899
of it neuralius you are what does that10066.83.3
mean that you're on top of it I'm10068.4793.901
already learning spells because we got10070.14.4
really lucky this last time10072.384.8
yeah but we got lucky you know that but10074.55.02
we had power beam when we thought that10077.184.32
that guy I had power that was awesome10079.524.5
more stuff like that would be great10081.54.8
it's a more power beam no we got the10084.024.379
power beam but more spells that work10086.34.26
something new okay something different10088.3994.92
you said you were on it I am yeah10090.565.46
totally totally on it doralius waking10093.3195.821
away inside here I come everybody look10096.024.62
at these fish10099.143.719
look at these fish hey neighbors how you10100.645.339
doing what's up Travis you're fired what10102.8594.741
I'll let you go you're fired10105.9798.921
[Laughter]10107.67.3
hey what10115.223.36
guy won't you hop up out of neeb's chair10116.423.84
just for a second so I can sit down and10118.583.18
do my job no that's his chair and he's10120.262.7
gonna stay there that's your replacement10121.763.179
thesaurus10122.964.38
you want to replace me with this guy we10124.9393.781
already did replace you with that guy10127.343.479
you don't care this guy's a little putz10128.723.98
and I'm a I'm a big bad10130.8195.58
guy names look at me Dallas look at this10132.75.56
guy I'm looking at you and I'm waiting10136.3993.601
for you to pack your stuff up and leave10138.265.34
neebs you're serious I'm dead serious10140.05.76
I'm done I'm tired of you putting us all10143.64.14
in danger we've been lucky way too many10145.763.96
times after your mistakes have been made10147.744.699
mistakes10149.722.719
everything what are you talking about10152.85.38
everything everything what when you10154.885.939
you'd follow orders need what order did10158.184.259
I not follow how about the last three10160.8192.821
days that we've been getting together10162.4393.061
for meetings and you haven't been here10163.644.02
one of them the fish were biting dryness10165.54.62
I don't care names how many fish did you10167.664.5
catch I'm hungry I don't know it doesn't10170.124.08
matter you're fired10172.165.88
this is I I this is crazy is it I can't10174.26.42
believe this Dallas I bet you can't all10178.044.92
the times I have saved your ass10180.626.12
and just like that you saved my ass yeah10182.966.66
how about that time uh them Titans was10186.744.199
going to tear your head off and I took10189.623.0
him down Bruce was supposed to fight him10190.9394.621
names Ruth wouldn't have taken him yeah10192.624.319
yeah10195.563.9
okay you think Brew's gonna take10196.9395.241
hey Bruce10199.462.72
breathe we can't understand something10213.764.48
about a monkey proof we need to calm10215.845.58
down buddy I uh doralis oh I speak10218.245.82
winded I could translate if you like you10221.425.7
speak winded sure do then please yes10224.065.4
translate okay10227.123.48
walking10229.463.06
so10230.64.86
it wasn't it looks like a benefit10232.525.879
try to get away go in the water swim10235.464.14
really fast10238.3993.841
oh yeah okay10239.64.62
so walking surrounded by Wooden Soldiers10242.243.659
hey uh Dive In The Water Got Away10244.223.66
instead of getting help you gotta go10245.8995.221
back in uh free Hilaria walking's still10247.885.88
in hilarious soldiers really that's10251.124.92
right that's right I heard that okay10253.764.44
guys we gotta go to Hilaria immediately10256.045.279
let's go let's do it10258.24.32
foreign10261.3194.301
[Music]10262.523.1
I think I need to just go out there10275.064.14
otherwise he'll kill everyone honey if10276.684.32
you're going out there I'll go out there10279.25.279
with you I'm behind you 100 no there's10281.05.88
no need for both of us to die you make a10284.4794.861
good point okay I love you sweetums no10286.886.36
princess hold tight my guys dranius and10289.346.72
Associates are gonna come through trust10293.245.0
me10296.062.18
whoa10298.524.4
how'd you get out of there roof10300.3195.761
a Swan Dive there's glorious how'd you10302.925.5
survive that the oysters broke my fall10306.084.38
okay so how many of these10308.424.32
wooden things are we talking about I10310.464.68
don't know a lot a couple hundred maybe10312.744.92
well that's a lot of soldiers it is a10315.145.4
lot more plethora you could say you10317.664.619
could say that yeah what are we going to10320.543.3
do I'm trying to think I'm trying to10322.2793.601
think it might be a multitude you could10323.845.28
say that too ah what if we just stormed10325.884.8
the gates is that out of the question10329.123.06
what's not out of the question but I10330.682.759
think we should come up with something a10332.183.48
little bit more we can Rush the gates10333.4395.34
the same it's the same thing10335.665.46
um I think we should eat now we need to10338.7793.66
act now10341.123.42
there's not much time I can imagine we10342.4396.301
need to move right we need to move okay10344.546.42
I'm gonna scale this Butte10348.744.26
you guys you're gonna climb that thing10350.964.68
I'm going to come on we need to hit them10353.04.14
from both sides10355.643.24
so you guys need to come up around on10357.144.2
the back side okay I just wish we had10358.883.479
more men10361.346.24
if someone say they needed more men huh10362.3599.021
oh my God oh my God10367.583.8
[Music]10377.584.34
testicles it's made roof it's a pleasure10388.586.42
to meet you brew no no I uh we fought10391.74.56
together at the gates of the old world10395.03.42
is that right that's right I killed this10396.265.099
guy right here well congratulations yeah10398.425.34
his body fell off but I killed the whole10401.3595.701
body not just the head I like to say10403.765.88
hello my name is Drake and it's a10407.063.839
pleasure to meet you yeah yeah I'm10409.643.78
murdon is this pleasure big fans of you10410.8994.38
I still can't believe it I mean you're10413.424.74
real yeah I mean I knew you were real10415.2794.7
but you're really in front of us10418.164.68
it is a pleasure to meet you both sorry10419.9795.201
fellas uh maybe we should be looking for10422.845.099
the signal uh Rook will you you just10425.184.38
give it give it a rest it's going to be10427.9394.321
a big signal he just didn't say exactly10429.564.14
what the signal was he said to keep your10432.263.24
eyes open maybe you could just zip it10433.73.18
for right now okay because we know what10435.53.479
we're doing Rook okay rookie Rook all10436.884.74
right yeah sorry I brought it up okay10438.9795.781
that I'm proof10441.623.14
you sure are gonna feel stupid10445.8994.96
the guy that you fired is the same guy10448.74.02
that saves Hilaria10450.8595.341
and you're gonna be like neebs can you10452.725.4
ever forgive me for being so stupid and10456.24.199
I'm gonna be like doralis I know you10458.123.96
can't help being stupid that's just the10460.3995.341
way you're made what's that a raise well10462.085.76
I don't do it for the money drawless but10465.744.52
I am worth it I10467.845.939
warned you princess you could have saved10470.265.38
many lives today10473.7796.54
what what you refused to cooperate and10475.648.4
now you will have all of the hilarious10480.3197.761
blood on your hands10484.049.84
Behold The Wrath of Milan10488.088.8
Mila I don't think you're on the guest10493.888.54
list and who are you the name's doralius10496.888.12
yes and10502.425.439
Associates I think there might be the10505.04.899
signal wait what was that what are you10507.8594.62
talking about did you hear that no I10509.8994.38
just heard Associates yeah I think10512.4793.96
you're hearing things we're looking for10514.2795.401
a signal yeah Associates10516.4395.54
as I get it I hurt you the first time10519.685.759
Associates there it goes again I kind of10521.9795.261
hurts no I didn't hear that that was the10525.4393.42
rallies but we're supposed to be looking10527.243.72
no that sounded like doralis he he10528.8595.281
sheltered uh Associates so was that the10530.966.18
signal I don't know I think yeah that10534.144.56
that's us the associates we're10537.143.74
Associates he just said Associates10538.74.02
ignore10540.884.24
okay okay he just said signal all right10542.724.38
so just said signal but do we know if10545.123.54
that's the signal that might be the10547.13.6
signal there's just confusion here hold10548.664.76
on let me ask him10550.72.72
this is the signal10554.723.98
explodes10565.8193.0
shut up10576.142.78
please look at me10586.043.2
thank you all in soldiers10594.75.46
somebody take out the Orbeez hold it10600.924.38
looks like it's time for knees to be the10602.965.34
hero got it drellies10605.35.599
all right10608.32.599
[Applause]10616.024.0
foreign10617.842.18
[Music]10622.8310.67
thank you so very much for saving10631.064.839
Hilaria10633.54.02
it was our pleasure10635.8993.781
but a lot of the Thanks goes to10637.524.5
thesaurus oh doralius it was nothing10639.684.679
really you were or should I say it's not10642.024.259
really a big deal you were wonderful out10644.3593.661
there today wow well thank you wonderful10646.2793.361
and I can't tell you how happy it makes10648.023.18
me to have an Archer who doesn't10649.643.839
complain who follows orders and most10651.24.02
importantly doesn't mess up and put us10653.4793.721
all in danger I was just doing my job10655.224.8
not too bad for a rookie yeah I mean10657.24.26
I'll be honest you're a whole lot better10660.023.959
than the old guy we were neebs neighbors10661.465.58
couldn't do [ __ ] oh I love this guy oh10663.9797.641
well thank you do thesaurus do the zores10667.044.58
granius I'm glad you shown up I was10674.8995.361
starting to get a little bored10677.847.019
bored wood men that's awesome oh oh wait10680.268.98
um I'm just glad that we're all Oak a10684.8596.481
yeah no10689.244.739
ah damn it with the hilarian safe and10691.344.22
sound we made our way back home10693.9794.321
testicles decided to join us for the10695.565.02
first half of the journey10698.34.2
and this one here I got from getting bit10700.585.76
by a grabooni and over here a Hydra wow10702.55.76
say that's a nice score on your eye10706.344.08
there where'd you get that one thank you10708.266.24
I I don't know some battle I'm sure you10710.426.78
said you tripped on a rug a rug yeah is10714.54.14
that what you said you tripped on a rug10717.23.239
and landed on a table everything kind of10718.644.679
Blends together cut your face I don't I10720.4395.281
remember specifically maybe a rock or10723.3194.981
our fight or fighting a rug yeah not a10725.725.34
no I just did I trip did I say that yeah10728.34.92
yeah you said I guess I tripped so you10731.064.68
remembered it vividly oh10733.224.92
hey Here Comes thesaurus I wonder how10735.745.4
the the hunting went hey guys bad news10738.145.219
couldn't find any anything to eat out10741.144.259
there really it's just no game anywhere10743.3594.321
bad news huh yeah I'm really sorry would10745.3993.721
you give him one job right get food10747.683.96
doralis right well yeah yeah it comes10749.125.46
back I'm really really sorry guys I yeah10751.644.679
I waited out there just you're sorry10754.584.02
isn't feeding my belly Rock sure he10756.3194.381
tried Drac what's the matter thesaurus10758.64.74
didn't your daddy teach you how to hunt10760.75.64
huh he may have I don't know he died10763.344.559
when I was three he may have taught me10766.343.059
when I was two and I just really don't10767.8993.241
remember10769.3993.0
oh10771.144.98
hey guys check this out the ostrich is10772.3995.821
laid some eggs that's wonderful I love10776.124.92
ostrich eggs me too hey rookie cook10778.225.599
these up would you10781.042.779
wow those are actually really really10785.35.04
good yeah they would very tasty hey hey10787.3995.341
gravius come here okay what's up come in10790.346.36
closer okay closer I I'm close closer10792.745.88
any closer and your beard would be in my10796.73.659
mouth hey dude do you notice the moon10798.624.44
yeah it's full moon well I don't know if10800.3594.261
you realize this but on the night that10803.064.86
Drac was killed it was a full moon right10804.625.46
it was wasn't it and then the next full10807.924.559
moon after that was that night in Dongo10810.085.399
where we saw that that that thing really10812.4795.281
I didn't I didn't notice that but I see10815.4793.781
where you're going I think we should10817.764.74
keep an eye on Drac oh we should kill10819.265.639
him we're not killing him I mean well he10822.54.14
came back to life once it's obviously it10824.8993.96
will happen to get an eye on him that's10826.645.219
because say what brings you to these10828.8596.361
parts well sir walking I don't tell many10831.8595.04
people this but you seem like a good10835.225.52
bunch of guys I am on a search for a10836.8996.121
magical weapon called The Zephyr blade10840.744.079
have you heard of it of course I've10843.023.839
heard of it everyone's heard of The10844.8194.08
Zephyr blade many people have told me10846.8595.821
testicles you may be the chosen one you10848.8995.941
should get the Zephyr blade I would like10852.683.679
to but I don't know where it is10854.844.559
testicles I I think we can release the10856.3595.92
whereabouts of zephyr blade it's not10859.3994.861
something you should give out to just10862.2794.741
anyone it's not just anyone in its10864.264.92
testicles it would be for the good of10867.023.06
everyone10869.183.24
if he was the chosen one and found out10870.084.5
very well doralis10872.424.32
testicles yes10874.585.72
we know where the Zephyr blade is10876.743.56
you okay10883.882.599
guys guys get back draw your weapons10890.84.96
just in case the worst happens okay10894.144.08
what's going on just step back and draw10895.764.94
your weapons10898.222.48
[Music]10907.613.57
in the morning I sent murdon walking10909.4393.781
thesaurus and roof to the castle while10911.184.62
the rest of us wait what proof I want to10913.224.679
go testicles yeah but I wanted you to go10915.84.44
back to the castle just listen to me I10917.8993.661
don't ask for much10920.243.3
but I just want to hang with Tesco's a10921.562.94
little longer10923.544.2
yeah okay fine proof fine in the morning10924.55.46
I sent murdon walking and thesaurus to10927.744.46
the castle10929.962.24
you're going with us Brute10932.425.8
while the rest of us made our way to the10935.246.619
[Music]10938.226.639
River10941.8593.0
can you come up please10946.064.14
can you come back up please10954.343.96
sorry doralis I'll be right back10961.645.82
are you kidding me10965.3195.141
all right testicles if she comes up with10967.466.96
something like a biscuit or or an animal10970.466.24
of some sort I'm here for the Zephyr I10974.423.66
know none of those things of the Zephyr10976.72.699
blade even though she'll tell you of10978.083.12
course it's a sword it's not a sword no10979.3993.301
it's not a song just did you'd think it10981.23.96
was a sword but it's a tree branch not a10982.74.5
sword it's a magical tree branch tree10985.164.8
branch exactly ah never would have10987.24.98
thought that who would have sorry to10989.964.979
keep you waiting that's fine how may I10992.185.759
assist you we may have the chosen one in10994.9395.04
our presence hello my name is Tessa10997.9394.741
Cleese I thought you wanted to be the10999.9794.92
chosen Wonder Alias what I did want to11002.684.44
be the chosen one but if I'm not then11004.8995.341
I'm not and testicles here may well be11007.125.58
the chosen one doralius that's very11010.243.539
selfless11012.74.1
and Noble thanks also very stupid11013.7797.141
testicles yes step forward for testicles11016.86.34
is the new chosen one it's testicles11020.924.68
actually that's what I said and I'm the11023.145.719
chosen one yes11025.63.259
you're the chosen one before I can give11030.964.6
you the Zephyr blade11033.75.64
one task name it we're done11035.566.18
let's fight and defeat11039.346.479
the greatest force in udonia what is it11041.745.88
yourself11045.8192.821
self11047.622.58
of course11048.644.5
self struggle it all makes sense I will11050.25.22
go forth and I will defeat myself and11053.144.08
I'll return and I will claim the Zephyr11055.426.2
blade be brave testicles I'll be back11057.224.4
serious screwing with The Greatest11062.684.74
Warrior in the land who do you think's11065.54.279
gonna win11067.422.359
what's wrong with you like with your11072.163.8
head11073.842.12
s11076.62.42
oh11081.763.0
it can't be done I'm too great I cannot11086.27.199
be defeated I failed to rallies11089.026.72
I'm not the chosen one I'm I'm sorry11093.3994.701
about all of this testicles11095.745.039
I'll always be the chosen one in my11098.15.5
heart thank you bro all right lady are11100.7797.381
any of us here the chosen one any of us11103.66.0
track11108.164.56
step forward really for you all right11109.64.62
guys let's go11112.724.139
guys up ahead do you see that guy looks11114.224.679
a little sketchy yeah all right11116.8593.901
everybody just be on your guard be my11118.8993.0
toes11120.763.059
exactly yeah yeah same thing I just said11121.8994.741
but different hello there stranger hello11123.8198.221
no wait we'll kill a golf murdon kill it11126.647.56
go hold on guys stop I know this guy I11132.043.3
went to school with it look at that you11134.23.9
two are mates yeah hey man how you doing11135.346.0
good to see you old friend what what oh11138.15.879
what's uh you you were a lot more tan11141.344.979
last time I saw you what's with the pale11143.9794.141
and the red eyes kind of look like11146.3194.981
you've been dabbling in the dark magic I11148.125.04
don't know maybe maybe a little just11151.33.9
dabbling well you know that stuff's not11153.164.38
good for you should probably stop I only11155.24.44
do it recreationally all right well I11157.543.779
trust you because you know you were cool11159.643.54
I can quit whenever I want all right11161.3193.421
yeah all right are you judging me I'm11163.184.32
I'm not you're you're completely what11164.744.739
brings you down to these parts huh I'm11167.54.08
off to meet the gops we are set to March11169.4795.101
and destroy the gays no no no like look11171.585.52
look listen look gopis we just fought11174.584.68
those guys you don't want to get11177.13.839
involved with them it can only lead to11179.263.179
bad things I'm telling you you can't11180.9393.781
stop me murder none of you can stop me I11182.4394.441
will destroy all of you oh whoa whoa11184.724.139
whoa you don't start making threats to11186.883.479
me and my friends okay what are you11188.8593.54
gonna do use that tired ass lightning11190.3594.321
bolts used to use in school lightning my11192.3994.561
lightning book was fantastic oh better11194.684.5
than your Whirlwind Whirlwind was the11196.964.08
tits no you well you you want to see11199.183.9
what I can do but you want to fight me11201.044.38
and you right now keep your friends out11203.084.859
of it thesaurus walking you two stay the11205.423.96
[ __ ] out of this11207.9393.96
all right testicles I guess this is11209.384.74
goodbye this is goodbye gentlemen it's11211.8993.901
been a pleasure traveling with all of11214.123.6
you I don't understand why you have to11215.84.38
leave well little man I have many things11217.724.679
to do in order for me to claim the11220.184.56
Zephyr blade I must train so that I can11222.3995.04
defeat myself someday you know you could11224.744.98
slack off you might be easier to beat11227.4394.561
then it's a good pointer Alice I have a11229.724.139
question how can we find you if we need11232.03.899
you in the future that is well just11233.8593.54
whistle of course and I will show up11235.8994.08
immediately that'll work of course yes11237.3995.701
from anywhere or within hearing distance11239.9796.721
of course oh right11243.15.64
and if it's long distance no it wouldn't11246.73.96
work because you did you mean long11248.744.739
distance I did yeah then no no you'd11250.664.26
have to ask around11253.4794.621
maybe okay you know okay if someone had11254.924.439
seen me you could ask them right I11258.12.58
understand where did testicles go and11259.3594.021
maybe travel that just commute okay yes11260.684.679
bro I feel like I found her brother on11263.382.88
you11265.3593.0
I hate seeing you go11266.264.2
and I said I wouldn't cry and I can't11268.3594.381
because I jabbed out my tear ducts when11270.465.399
I was a little boy but godspeed God11272.745.22
speed to your broth someday we will11275.8595.641
fight again side by side ah [ __ ] dry11277.964.939
tears11281.55.7
sorry buddy just go farewell testicles11282.8996.281
safe travels farewell gentlemen11287.24.54
fantastic please that's so sad11289.185.4
[Applause]11291.745.6
[ __ ] I'm not a whistle11294.583.96
you should probably let him son of a11297.344.08
beeswax this is [ __ ] dammit track11298.544.8
whistle so I'll chop your head off11301.426.32
whistle like we gotta let him go11303.344.4
murdon prepare for the most devastating11307.846.42
the most debit devastating the most11310.65.04
devastating is that what you're gonna11314.263.719
say yeah thank you thank you for ruining11315.644.98
it yes prepare for the most devastating11317.9796.061
spell I know how was that ruining it you11320.625.04
couldn't think of the word I was getting11324.043.96
there I didn't need your help now you go11325.665.42
he ruined it you go fast okay11328.06.66
you are going to use lightning I forgot11331.084.84
I couldn't use lightning hold on I need11334.663.36
a second oh wait I got one I got one11335.923.72
what behold11338.025.0
column of Fire11339.643.38
look behind you11344.25.279
you son of a [ __ ] you've been11347.044.42
practicing people but you think you're11349.4795.601
so special try out11351.463.62
what ah damn it murder on could never be11358.186.84
an avalanche of death or something brace11362.925.34
yourself forever11365.023.24
you clever bastard and there was no11371.046.58
River not was there any blood it's a11374.9794.141
good spell Walker yeah but how are you11377.623.72
going to give up if it's just if it's11379.124.68
just a moving flower if I was confused I11381.344.019
would give up but this I'm not as11383.83.78
confused as I should be you guys are you11385.3594.141
guys are affected I think both of you11387.583.6
don't understand how this deal was I11389.52.7
think both of you are confused you're11391.182.82
affected by our spells just calm down11392.25.579
cool it okay just keep all right what's11394.06.66
up buddy come on man cheer up come on11397.7794.741
bro we're gonna we're gonna see him11400.664.86
again Bruce we're gonna oh thrash11402.524.28
remember11405.523.36
remember this one11406.85.38
um testicles can tie his own shoes with11408.884.81
his feet11412.185.78
[Laughter]11413.697.07
when the boogeyman goes to sleep11417.966.72
he checks his closet for testicles11420.763.92
I love this one um testicles counted to11426.4795.561
Infinity11430.544.22
twice11432.042.72
testicles doesn't have to tilt his head11437.53.69
when he eats a taco11439.843.72
[Laughter]11441.193.629
what11443.564.62
what he doesn't have to tilt his all11444.8195.881
right get a golf try this11448.185.9
no those noise11450.73.38
what11454.662.9
ah11455.8595.361
I can't get it out11457.563.66
oh it's Cheryl Now call him off this is11461.346.519
evil this is dark magic I'll find find11464.9796.42
you win see thesaurus you've won this11467.8595.12
time but on11471.3994.401
we will meet again again11472.9796.34
see see I don't say Madam I just won11475.85.559
there was a duel he had a nice whistle11479.3194.801
he left I would love to have those five11481.3596.381
to ten minutes of my life back11484.123.62
what are you guys doing here really11490.624.38
let's listen no time for fun and games11492.765.34
are set to attack the gays at any time11495.06.46
now gotta get back there oh okay okay so11498.15.46
we're not going to the castle we need to11501.463.78
we need to return to the guy Kingdom11503.563.299
right right back to the gay Kingdom11505.244.38
basically lost his virginity before his11506.8595.481
dad did what's11509.624.44
ah11512.343.76
apparently the loss of one of the GOP11514.064.08
units didn't slow them down at all so we11516.13.719
had to hurry to the gay Kingdom and warn11518.143.66
them of an oncoming attack11519.8194.58
you say11521.82.599
it's uh it's fixed and it's uh11525.525.66
bottomless yes sir indeed it is11527.4393.741
excuse me sir wow look who it is the11531.65.62
valley is your son's second [ __ ] how you11535.03.72
doing how you doing I've got some very11537.223.84
bad news for you I don't like bad news11538.724.08
that I live I'm sorry to be the bearer11541.063.54
of it but we received Intel that the11542.83.96
gops are Marching on your kingdom right11544.64.58
now well that's not bad news11546.766.3
what that's terrible news I know we need11549.185.679
to assemble your men immediately and11553.063.48
prepare for this attack it's gonna be11554.8593.361
tough everyone's heard it the sausage11556.544.26
festival sausage fest yep goes on all11558.226.179
summer we need to get him here now well11560.85.88
how long until those geopas get here I'm11564.3993.901
not sure it could be a few hours it11566.684.5
could be a few minutes I don't know sir11568.35.88
ah11571.183.0
this is the worst day ever11575.9794.521
so many of them and we don't even have11588.184.9
our answers on the wall look calm down11590.684.799
sweetie pie we're gonna get the answers11593.084.98
okay there's no time the job is all11595.4794.38
right there guys we need to keep it11598.063.78
together we're gonna be fine yeah11599.8593.781
doralius is right look we have fought11601.844.2
these jerks before okay the pushovers I11603.644.44
promise exactly11606.046.68
rallies we are screwed we lose11608.087.68
guys we have more men coming as we speak11612.725.259
and these walls are no easy task for the11615.765.12
GOP these walls will be on break11617.9798.061
it's not suicide guys keep it together11620.889.3
who the hell is that the dawn11626.044.14
doralius what it's neebs what Neves is11632.624.68
at the door11636.3993.901
everyone listen up man we need your help11637.35.639
the gopis are set into attack your whole11640.34.559
Kingdom everybody everybody get up and11642.9393.54
grab your weapons and get ready to fight11644.8594.201
whoa whoa whoa it sounds to me like11646.4794.8
you're uh looking for warriors huh yes11649.064.2
we are looking for warriors I see11651.2793.901
because this bar is uh nothing but11653.264.8
Farmers the warrior bar is uh down the11655.184.74
street yeah we're not allowed there of11658.063.9
course or no just Warriors and uh11659.923.72
extremely attractive women listen11661.963.899
farmers and warriors alike we need to11663.644.56
come together oh that's funny because uh11665.8593.96
we didn't seem to come together when we11668.23.239
were planting potatoes you know what we11669.8193.241
never came together when we were spread11671.4393.661
manure the other week either nope well11673.065.1
listen after this is all over I'll help11675.14.679
you groom the horses and plant the11678.163.18
potatoes and spread the manure whatever11679.7793.181
the hell man just come on let's get this11681.343.3
going this one really help us right now11682.966.38
about before the battle what11684.644.7
what are you doing hello sir I would11689.84.38
like to present to you today the Wonder11692.144.02
broom the Wonder broom is a11694.184.2
revolutionary product that takes brooms11696.163.779
to the next level what are we talking11698.384.38
about what yes the Wonder broom has an11699.9394.321
extra long handle for your sweeping11702.763.42
comfort and has double the bristle count11704.266.26
of every day we don't want to11706.184.34
do not need a Wonder broom but on second11712.963.54
thought second thought they would11715.02.88
realize that they will need a Wonder11716.54.319
Woman if you would just watch this11717.885.28
demonstration I will show you see this11720.8194.741
is your everyday average dirt look how11723.164.619
the Wonder broom easily sweeps it's11725.564.98
freaking of a broom because of its extra11727.7795.281
Bristol Council behind you about to11730.544.62
attack I need to shut this door kneebs11733.064.02
how many Wonder brooms sir can I don't11735.165.04
want anyone of rooms are you in or out11737.086.12
how many rooms sir either come inside or11740.25.22
stay out there and get killed because11743.24.079
we're about to get attacked neebs make a11745.423.72
decision I would like to offer you today11747.2794.321
I need to shut this door are you coming11749.144.62
in or staying out there how many rooms11751.64.799
sir no brooms thank you for your time11753.765.099
sir I hope in the future if you need a11756.3993.901
Wonder broom you will call on come on11758.8593.181
just names for all your Wonder brooms11760.33.78
come inside thank you sir babes come11762.046.02
nibs damn it11764.083.98
you're doing good you're doing really11768.665.5
good though yeah listen guys there's a11770.8594.741
lot more important things going on right11774.163.239
now okay I don't think I need to be11775.64.08
wasting my time shoveling this [ __ ] all11777.3995.521
right more important no I mean listen11779.685.34
what you do is important but the gops11782.923.42
are going to come through that gate and11785.023.299
they're gonna kill us all unless we11786.344.62
fight if we don't have this corn we're11788.3195.04
all gonna die anyway uh from starvation11790.964.979
pretty much yeah you're right and you're11793.3594.381
important and that's a valid point but11795.9393.0
that's more important is what you're11797.743.18
saying what's more important is to avoid11798.9394.021
getting stabbed in the throat with a11800.925.04
Giant Knife by the gops okay11802.964.939
oh11805.965.84
the merging stopped11807.8993.901
what is he doing I I don't know the hell11813.164.199
the hell doing he's gonna get killed11815.9793.601
well better him than us I'd say get out11817.3596.841
of their names oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]11819.587.14
what the hell is going on11824.25.04
um I I I think he's selling the broom11826.724.92
but he's he's laying the pitch yeah at11829.245.1
him yeah he's pitching yeah11831.645.46
damn as you can see sir this is not your11834.344.38
everyday broom this is the Wonder broom11837.13.66
with the extra long handle and the extra11838.724.62
bristle count how many Wonder brooms can11840.764.86
I put you down for sir geez those are11843.345.58
some nice brooms uh I'll take one how11845.625.64
much do they cost the Wonder broom is11848.924.019
available today for the amazing low11851.264.38
price of 20 copper 20 copper hot [ __ ]11852.9394.801
that is a deal hold on hold on11855.645.04
I'm a bit short will you take 15 copper11857.745.159
I'm sorry sir I could not take 15 for11860.684.56
the amazing Wonder broom what hey hey11862.8994.321
guys uh anybody here have five copper11865.244.26
you told us to pack lights sir but I11867.223.48
didn't tell you not to bring any money11869.53.42
what if we decided to go to a bar after11870.73.6
this huh11872.923.18
where the hell is that wizard we hired11874.34.08
maybe he has five copper nobody has five11876.15.12
copper ah damn it um11878.385.34
look nobody has five copper come on we11881.224.96
take 15. I wish I could sir the amazing11883.724.2
Wonder broom is worth way more than 1511886.186.179
copper oh you think so well how about I11887.927.5
show you this [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh it's a11892.3594.801
Taurus I can't watch it take him out now11895.425.04
Andreas is way too far way too far look11897.166.119
how far he is look this dagger was given11900.465.1
to me by my grandfather it's easily11903.2794.441
worth 40 copper I'm sorry sir that11905.565.1
dagger it is not worth 20 copper ah you11907.725.16
kidding me how about I just kill you and11910.664.199
I take the brooms for my damn self okay11912.883.24
how about you have a broom with no11914.8594.981
warranty ah damn it I really want that11916.125.819
warranty I know he's far you can't hit11919.843.84
him from here oh no arch in this world11921.9394.021
could he die from that distance I've11923.684.259
seen neebs take a shot like that I have11925.964.28
two11927.9392.301
bad guys11930.345.46
hey stop stop stop just give me a minute11932.3996.821
please sir Kevin has one silver awesome11935.85.099
yeah hey hey tell Kevin I'll pay him11939.224.139
back look elf one silver can you make11940.8994.321
change I'm sorry I cannot make change11943.3593.841
for silver but what I could do is sell11945.224.32
you four amazing Wonder brooms for the11947.24.02
price of one silver the Wonder broom11949.543.359
makes an amazing gift for friends and11951.224.38
family oh there you go okay um I'll tell11952.8994.261
you what I'll tell you you've made a11955.63.66
great decision sir here are four amazing11957.163.9
Wonder brooms for the amazing price of11959.263.54
one silver thank you for doing business11961.064.32
with neebs if you ever need any Wonder11962.85.76
broom needs contact names ah thank you11965.387.92
guys sir go ahead okay go peace thanks11968.567.74
again11973.33.0
thank you11977.022.66
after an astounding victory at the gay11981.523.959
Kingdom we finally made our way back to11983.745.1
doralius Castle for some much needed r r11985.4797.321
well guys it was a pretty good run no it11988.845.519
was a great are you already drunk right11992.83.62
on completely blasted11994.3594.981
well we deserve a little bit of time off11996.425.32
yes three days three days do whatever11999.344.439
you want we could do four three days12001.743.96
okay just enjoy yourselves that's right12003.7793.561
and more importantly relax12005.74.14
yeah Bruce look I know you're trying to12007.344.36
take some time off but I just got this12009.844.08
letter something Big's going on in the12011.74.199
West Divine mountains not sure what it12013.924.62
is but I need someone to get my back are12015.8994.261
you in of course I'm in proof always12018.544.14
what's in the West Divine mountains Nana12020.166.86
she says come quick huh well12022.684.34
that's too bad that's fine but you guys12027.924.559
enjoy your time off12030.543.779
I know we're gonna have a cold12032.4794.721
tournament good good it's rallies sorry12034.3194.321
to interrupt I just caught wind12037.23.84
something terrible going down on the12038.644.679
edge of the ever-changing forest what's12041.045.76
going on there an evil Society known as12043.3195.761
a black cloak Society no no no no no no12046.84.5
planning something big always something12049.084.739
big no no well that doesn't sound don't12051.34.08
worry about it murdon you're still going12053.8192.881
to get your vacation are you serious12055.383.12
well you're loosening up for a second12056.74.14
when we get back I could go check that12058.53.359
out if you like12060.843.12
what yeah I'll go take a look I'll come12061.8593.361
back I'll give you a full report on12063.963.72
what's going on Wow thesaurus I mean the12065.224.02
rallies the rallies I think what12067.684.799
thesaurus meant to say is I will go and12069.245.46
check things out I will give you a full12072.4794.261
report when you come back I'm pretty12074.73.36
sure that's not what I mean I don't12076.743.6
think I meant that well how about I mean12078.064.56
dragon guy I could go with Drake wait12080.343.5
well you12082.623.54
lived here alone you'll have your drink12083.844.24
well I get I don't drink alone not12086.164.26
anymore either way see you guys in three12088.082.94
days12090.427.219
[Music]12091.026.619
um yeah we're uh this wouldn't happen to12103.684.92
be the uh black all right rookie just12105.65.219
you know uh we we're here we're looking12108.65.58
for the dark the dark sheets what what12110.8195.341
was it the black what the black Mongol12114.183.92
it was a black Clark Society12116.165.06
rookie really how do you know it okay12118.15.5
we're looking for the black cloaks of12121.224.9
society oh that's us okay okay we've12123.64.379
heard rumors about you guys causing some12126.123.9
trouble uh-huh and we would like to come12127.9795.041
in and check things out okay okay uh you12130.024.799
know the password12133.023.9
um no no we don't know the password well12134.8195.401
you need to know the password well uh12136.925.46
well look this looks like a bust all12140.223.78
right I guess we'll just12142.383.84
it's not a hard password you take a12144.04.319
couple gases here oh we can guess all12146.224.04
right um12148.3194.861
uh tree right now12150.265.44
um Cloud Leaf uh it starts starts with12153.184.099
an s s12155.75.22
snake sand snow oh it's your five12157.2795.321
letters it's what five letters five12160.923.8
letters okay um12162.65.58
salamander it's not five letters pack of12164.725.82
potatoes it's a food12168.188.94
okay so s e l Salmon Arms with uh ballad12170.549.52
okay I know these come on come on hey12177.125.159
look how do you not understand the words12180.064.62
shut up all right we need another hint12182.2795.221
because I'm not good with Rhymes okay uh12184.686.559
it's salad salad12187.57.16
these guys are good12191.2393.421
that's me bro12199.53.14
I do hey this is her Alias the one I12217.2794.841
told you about pleasure to meet you12220.922.42
ma'am12222.123.72
this is the one you've been working for12223.344.72
on part time we work together boy you12225.844.92
just as thin as he is12228.064.86
both y'all come in and make your bed is12230.764.7
fat for one that sounds great12232.925.519
guys that knew the password oh hey guys12235.466.1
and uh how can I help you well um we're12238.4394.981
part of a uh we're part of a group of uh12241.563.48
Warriors that go around and kind of root12243.424.08
out evil and we heard about some bandits12245.044.62
in this neck of the woods that's us oh12247.54.859
wow I mean yeah I didn't know that12249.664.68
anybody would hear about us yet I mean12252.3594.38
you know what I did what point out12254.343.559
flyers12256.7395.461
let me see oh my gosh look at that12257.8997.42
who that picture oh my buddy Terry daddy12262.25.279
he's pretty good now look you guys have12265.3193.841
black cloaks on these pictures and12267.4794.321
there's no black cloaks ah they're12269.165.4
expensive and honestly we are just12271.84.86
starting from the ground up kind of a12274.565.1
Grassroots uh evil yeah entrepreneurs12276.665.34
yeah yeah I appreciate that you don't12279.663.779
have to have black cloaks you can just12282.02.939
name it something else right I didn't12283.4392.941
know that word was going to get out this12284.9393.54
fast I mean I had just mentioned some12286.384.2
things in some pubs every once in a12288.4793.96
while and you know thought that maybe12290.583.6
we'd create a buzz I didn't know about12292.4394.401
the flyers12294.182.66
but wow it's it's great because you guys12296.8995.801
are the real deal I mean look at this12300.04.92
with his bow and arrow and all right so12302.73.42
listen let's get this done all right12304.922.519
who's gonna fight who12306.124.02
we spent a lot of money on the gate12307.4396.081
so we're gonna need a couple months yeah12310.145.7
a couple months do you guys have any12313.523.82
weapons at all12315.844.019
um I've got a stick we've got three12317.344.439
sticks total so you see we can't fight12319.8593.681
them yeah no yeah12321.7794.62
you shouldn't let them escalate to a12323.544.48
problem that you can't handle you take12326.3992.941
the problem out now well what's that12328.022.459
what's adding to the problem where they12329.342.639
become a problem then there are problems12330.4794.76
let us get our cloaks12331.9793.26
that's why look if you're gonna be evil12335.9394.981
you've got a sound evil okay way too12338.463.96
polite you're too polite you gotta you12340.923.24
gotta be a bit of a dick it makes a good12342.424.04
point Sorry12344.162.3
wow it kind of feels good but you need12349.645.799
to use the anger all right right now you12352.8594.08
don't have cloaks do you how does it12355.4394.261
make you feel it makes me feel right I12356.9394.741
feel angry but I'm smiling because you12359.73.14
guys are here12361.684.02
listen pretend like your friend here12362.845.5
kick you in the balls oh then I'd be12365.75.159
crying I mean okay that was a bad guy12368.344.86
okay I kicked in that place what if he12370.8594.801
left what if he just said I hate you and12373.24.92
I'm gonna start my own Bandit group God12375.664.86
are you guys here we would be kidding of12378.124.619
course he's like my best friend no no12380.524.259
he's trying to try to talk with a more12382.7394.111
growl okay12384.7798.031
[Laughter]12386.855.96
growl and that's weird I'm just beside12393.3195.321
myself right now I cannot believe what12396.543.72
I'm witnessing I know it's pretty12398.644.52
awesome Savannah12400.262.9
this is a cozy for your ex oh12406.466.06
it's really nice thank you go ahead put12412.625.159
it on ah put it on Bruce it's a lovely12414.965.64
yeah baby go ahead put it on12417.7795.46
all right that'll be good looking to12420.64.08
keep that ax from cutting the back of12423.2393.781
your hair so I worry so much about you12424.683.78
bro if I don't want you to get hurt all12427.023.0
right thanks Nana looks great listen12428.463.06
what's going on what's12430.024.56
well bro for someone very dear to you12431.526.24
has requested your presence12434.586.3
is that you Anthony what the hell are12437.765.58
you doing here proof Nathaniel's been12440.886.18
murdered what and Smith too by who I12443.346.72
don't know but he's after us all us all12447.065.94
who's us all dralius this is Anthony12450.065.28
Anthony fought alongside me with the leg12453.05.64
of her nine okay wow both we're not safe12455.346.0
we need to get out of here12458.645.219
oh yo y'all need to look at this here12461.344.86
this is a painting that was made when12463.8596.301
Bruce would get that baby oh oh look at12466.26.92
that look how tiny and adorable he was12470.165.159
wow look at that he's really really12473.125.38
small yeah embarrassing me oh oh honey12475.3194.751
don't be embarrassed12478.55.1
[Music]12480.076.11
can we take a break or something stop oh12483.64.2
we just took a break track then just12486.183.54
take a break that was like 15 minutes12487.83.66
ago he won't take a break every 1512489.723.719
minutes it's not normal dress look we're12491.463.18
trying to get back with the castle we12493.4392.46
can't just keep stopping keep walking12494.643.42
I'm trying not to fall down from12495.8994.5
exhaustion guys come on it's been a long12498.065.1
trip you guys hear that what is that12500.3995.221
counting Counting counting counting down12503.165.279
where's that coming from12505.626.18
proof listen this guy's dangerous12508.4396.361
I was on my way snowboard's Peak that's12511.85.16
when I saw him staring at me in the12514.85.88
darkness I Stood Still just for a moment12516.965.64
that's when he charged12520.684.679
so I drew my weapons I let him have it12522.65.1
with all I had but it didn't do anything12525.3595.941
it's like getting Stone and he reared12527.75.88
back knocked me down on the ground12531.36.599
couldn't see straight I was scared move12533.586.06
then I ran12537.8993.601
but not towards him12539.644.32
I ran way bro12541.54.5
that's all I could do it12543.963.68
just run away12546.05.64
sorry Anthony12547.644.0
be honest with you I really can't relate12553.83.179
to anything you're saying right now12555.8993.241
never run from anything12556.9793.781
it's kind of awkward12559.144.62
88312560.763.0
82.12564.423.96
[Applause]12566.314.23
yeah yeah it's coming from over here12568.385.479
yeah I hear it hey oh there it is12570.545.76
that's weird yeah he's just in the12573.8594.54
middle of a field12576.35.099
78.12578.3993.0
78 diving maybe we should go check it12581.426.22
out well that's what we're doing we're12584.644.86
checking it out right now or do you12587.642.88
actually want to check it out this time12589.53.18
direct sure you want to bother wow would12590.523.36
you rather take a break want to play12592.683.719
this game you want to step into this12593.884.559
world to hurt is that what you want I12596.3995.361
want to step into the world of hurt yeah12598.4393.321
cool it to investigate yeah investigate12602.427.059
this pal eventually ain't what what am I12606.125.04
investigating oh what are you investing12609.4793.361
no you just said investigate this what12611.163.48
do you mean let's say investigate this12612.844.2
what you like that game I don't12614.643.96
understand the word game too with12617.043.72
thesaurus no you're just talking a bunch12618.63.96
of gyms I'm just talking a bunch of12620.764.53
gibberish guys12622.565.829
[Music]12625.293.099
I gotta read it to me it says Dear Tanya12635.965.439
oh [ __ ]12639.64.799
I noticed you across the room the other12641.3997.08
day and you are very pretty oh you12644.3997.201
remind me of a flower except without all12648.4795.401
the pollen in your face oh that's12651.63.96
beautiful12653.883.78
pretty12655.564.1
blue12657.662.0
now bro come on how the uh Tanya thing12660.34.439
work on not good I prove I don't think I12662.524.08
can look at you the same way ever again12664.7393.421
I'm gonna kick you in the nuts once you12666.63.48
stand up oh yeah I'll stand up right now12668.164.56
why so you can run away hey you boys12670.083.96
quit fighting okay12672.724.98
I hear all y'all fighting sorry Nana12674.045.699
so listen bro we should really get out12677.73.659
of here any idea of where he's going12679.7393.361
next I know the hell am I supposed to12681.3593.841
know guys here's what we need to do you12683.13.66
two need to go back to doralia's Castle12685.24.32
so we can keep Nana out of danger I'm12686.764.44
gonna take a little trip I think I know12689.523.36
someone who can help you up for making12691.24.92
the journey yeah proof hey Nana do you12692.885.28
have my weapons yep yep we got them12696.125.359
right here uh12698.166.84
34. maybe you should maybe almost just12701.4795.441
talk to him maybe say something hey hey12705.05.64
buddy hey fella hey buddy hey hey hey12706.925.519
why are you counting down stop12710.644.92
responding that's freaky yeah that's12712.4394.621
freaky yeah I'm getting a little nervous12715.563.54
he's focused on his numbers going down12717.063.419
descending12719.13.24
like subtracting a number every time12720.4793.901
yeah we get it we get it look at him we12722.343.18
know what he's doing every number is12724.382.88
less than the first one we're listening12725.524.08
to it okay so we kill him you want to12727.264.2
take him down um seems like the safest12729.64.639
thing to do yep12731.462.779
no you're not making the orders here but12734.664.42
I mean he's got to stop eventually yeah12737.523.78
obviously he's counting down he's12739.083.84
getting closer yeah I mean eventually12741.34.82
he's gonna get the kneel and then12742.923.2
then he's done12750.025.08
what's new what's Neil when it gets to12751.927.2
the end Neil the end wait okay so after12755.15.94
one he gets the kneel and he's over wait12759.124.619
okay wait you mean zero zero zero yeah12761.045.939
one three two one zero12763.7396.66
Neil I've never heard of him no guys12766.9798.901
he's on 10. oh [ __ ] what now12770.3995.481
get down12783.8593.12
[Applause]12787.849.5
ready or not12795.185.12
here I come12797.342.96
he said zero zero he said zero he said12800.727.259
zero zero yes12804.725.759
we're back all right go ahead and open12807.9794.861
the door12810.4792.361
no I was never given a key you lost the12818.4795.681
key all the amateur rookie mistakes wow12821.464.8
no look I'm the new guy I never got a12824.164.079
key wait wait did we didn't we hide a12826.264.139
key oh one point we hit a key yeah I had12828.2394.401
the key12830.3994.681
when you heard the key it's on the12832.644.719
mantle in the war room12835.084.14
you you hear the key inside the castle12837.3594.201
Yeah if we left it out here anyone could12839.224.08
get it that doesn't seem12841.564.16
stupid12843.32.42
really hey12847.643.36
so what brings you here traveler there's12851.3595.021
an assassin that's taking out the leg of12854.344.62
her nine I want to know who it is and12856.386.559
where they're gonna strike next oh man12858.963.979
okay12866.762.36
not much just you know just work12869.586.48
you do now right yeah I'm doing good do12872.3998.54
you plan for yet I'm sorry oh here we go12876.064.879
so what did you say you were looking for12882.9796.3
he's trying to find the Assassin12885.33.979
I see an assassin and he's hunting down12889.7398.58
that's the one away this is no ordinary12893.9397.321
assassin what do you mean12898.3194.92
it's made12901.264.7
it's what I heard12903.2392.721
in the silver harvest the Silver Forest12906.2396.981
okay who's the victim his name is12909.189.179
oh oh [ __ ] damn thing crashed on me hey12913.227.48
get your brooms here brooms here sweep12918.3594.141
up your floor hey I'd like to buy some12920.73.96
broom you want some booms yeah we don't12922.53.66
have any brooms12924.663.06
you were just sitting there advertising12926.163.119
Brands yeah but we're fresh out this12927.724.139
morning no more brooms no you got brooms12929.2793.841
right there behind you you're an elf12931.8593.841
right yeah yeah no brooms what do you12933.124.44
mean in my elf we don't have brooms I12935.73.239
was just asking if I was just curious12937.563.24
just curious don't see many elves around12938.9393.481
here that's all then I can buy a broom12940.83.24
right no we're fresh out of brooms12942.423.359
because I'm a nail I don't see what that12944.042.939
has to do with anything no you just12945.7792.58
brought up on elf I don't see that why12946.9792.88
that matters we're out of brooms that12948.3593.481
has nothing to do with you why'd you ask12949.8593.741
if I'm an elf then12951.845.66
huh yeah you got a problem12953.66.52
okay no no no you got a problem now I12957.54.3
don't have a problem with no else look I12960.125.239
will come across this counter oh12961.83.559
and then I will go down the street and12967.344.32
have a damn turkey leg12969.724.559
and not even think twice about your ass12971.664.36
it's just calm down now man I love12974.2793.601
turkey legs all right so are we gonna12976.023.299
sit around and talk about this or we're12977.883.24
gonna do it well I mean I don't have any12979.3194.261
ideas of how to get in big surprise12981.123.6
um yeah I guess we'll break the door12983.582.52
down what are you guys doing standing12984.723.84
out here for oh well rookie didn't bring12986.15.28
a key I don't have a key you lost the12988.564.98
key I was never given a key hey hey bro12991.385.22
who's your friend oh this is Anthony12993.545.52
pleasure to meet you Anthony hey yeah12996.64.86
whatever let's improve we need to get12999.064.259
inside now you guys check to see if the13001.463.54
door is unlocked yeah yeah of course13003.3193.981
yeah13005.02.3
doors unlocked you didn't check to see13007.664.6
if the door was unlocked I didn't think13010.463.779
I had to because you asked me if I had a13012.262.9
king13014.2395.0
mistake I didn't think13015.164.079
so13022.584.319
nice place you got here this place this13023.7794.801
yeah13026.8995.941
I do yeah it's nice it's home yeah13028.586.06
here we go13032.844.8
loud nap back online what were you13034.645.4
looking for again who the Assassin's13037.644.259
gonna kill in the Silver Forest okay13040.042.64
here we go13041.8997.101
[Music]13042.689.679
his name13049.03.359
thank you very much right there's more13052.65.799
what do you mean I see you the rally is13055.465.939
you see me yes you are endangered13058.3996.601
already what kind of danger I see I see13061.3996.481
someone hold the Grouch against you I13065.04.62
can imagine a lot of people would hold a13067.883.5
grudge against me13069.626.48
but there's Grudge within in there13071.387.68
and death13076.12.96
[Music]13080.543.839
get over here13085.723.66
please sir you have to help me they're13092.266.46
gonna kill me sorry Miss I don't do that13095.35.4
kind of work anymore I'm just a simple13098.725.7
broom salesman but please that's right13100.77.26
elf Keep On Walking just keep on walking13104.425.71
you dirty stinking elf13107.963.66
[Music]13110.132.93
excuse me13111.623.18
I said13113.066.74
Keep On Walking you dirty stinking elf13114.87.5
that's what he said13119.85.679
I suggest y'all let that girl go before13122.36.139
I get pissed off13125.4792.96
pointy hit13129.683.599
that pissed off everything I do13131.543.779
establish with your ears well I tell you13133.2795.58
what if go ahead make you move cause13135.3197.5
there's five of us and only one of you13138.8595.701
whenever you're ready13142.8194.761
you make a move13144.563.02
[Music]13148.863.18
thank you13160.3593.0
thank you you saved my life13164.7395.2
you're a hero13167.963.779
I'm no hero Miss13169.9393.721
I'm just your everyday broom salesman13171.7394.5
that killed titanus twice13173.664.98
with no thanks whatsoever13176.2395.12
no no no no no13178.642.719
I left the fortune teller and grabbed13195.163.699
the team from the castle13197.422.88
it feels like we've been running for13198.8593.841
years but I think we're getting close I13200.33.599
just hope we get there in time to save13202.73.8
Atari13203.8992.601
[Music]13210.266.5
who are you what do you want with me13218.3596.661
[Music]13221.423.6
what13235.342.66
Stand Down creature you're outnumbered13238.125.58
[Music]13253.583.129
please let me down I'm gonna die today13257.964.319
boy oh we're gonna eat you when we're13260.4794.021
done we're gonna eat you13262.2795.241
no we're not why are you doing this yeah13264.56.06
oh oh that's so close smashing under13267.525.459
throw no no13270.565.219
come on I wasn't even close it was so13272.9794.96
close no not even close man excuse me13275.7794.021
gentlemen if I could just turn around13277.9393.481
for a second what was this oh I think13279.83.599
he's here to sleep today are you are you13281.424.14
here to save the day I'm here to save13283.3994.561
the day by introducing you to the Wonder13285.565.58
broom in the past people have had achy13287.965.519
Backs from sweeping with brooms that13291.144.56
have short broom handles why are you13293.4794.321
hunting down the leg up for nine there's13295.74.38
a price on their head and and I intend13297.84.559
to collect it who would put a price on13300.083.96
the heads of the liquor for nine sounds13302.3594.201
like the work of king ragthorn that's13304.045.76
right bro the king of my topless and to13306.564.98
think I could have killed you back in13309.84.26
Hilaria but back then there wasn't a13311.544.38
price on your head and that's pretty13314.063.96
don't think you'll be getting away this13315.924.439
time Anthony run while you have a chance13318.024.5
shut up roof Hilary13320.3593.781
do you guys recognize this guy's voice13322.524.2
no I think it's that little guy from13324.144.679
Hilaria that he controlled the wooden13326.726.98
Army hilarious yeah yeah um his name is13328.8197.381
holy [ __ ] you're dumb how do you not13333.74.3
remember that murdon was this like a big13336.25.4
deal it was a big fight huge don't think13338.05.7
I forgot about you and your friend there13341.64.44
with the feather telling those jokes13343.75.22
making fun of me about what branch is13346.046.6
your army I get it puns took me about a13348.925.399
week though but I understand them now13352.644.38
and you will paint severely I walk in13354.3194.62
looks like he's putting us between a13357.024.44
rock and a hard place that's right and13358.9394.981
there's no way out ah simmer down friend13361.464.92
after our life's short you don't want to13363.924.859
take it for granted walking13366.384.8
as you can see the Wonder broom easily13368.7794.921
brushes away dust and debris I don't13371.185.099
care making your day so much easier so13373.74.56
are there any questions for Neves the13376.2793.601
man with all the answers for all your13378.263.84
Wonder Brothers how about we take that13379.884.62
one room and put it right up your13382.13.719
butthole13384.52.76
wait a minute13385.8194.141
did you say your name was neebs that's13387.264.86
right for all of your Wonder brim needs13389.965.819
nibs from the billion wiggle dog play13392.125.88
well yeah that was a long time ago oh13395.7794.141
you were the you were to kill titanistan13398.04.859
wait wait what yeah twice well what do13399.924.74
you mean you killed titanus twice13402.8593.42
I thought he couldn't be killed most13404.663.36
people thought that but uh I did it13406.2794.801
twice oh praise the gods he he is the13408.025.1
most fearless and wondrous warrior in13411.083.96
the land so you're good you're a good13413.124.199
fighter that is true but I'm also the13415.044.56
best broom salesman in the land oh come13417.3195.04
on how about we just start off on a13419.64.98
clean slate oh no13422.3594.801
for that ah well looks like things are13424.584.56
getting a little rocky that's your own13427.165.579
fault you dug your own grave yeah all in13429.145.82
rubble now oh it's pronounced trouble13432.7394.74
looks like your friend here has a speech13434.964.8
impediment [ __ ] I didn't know you had13437.4795.521
a speech and sediment I can do one that13439.765.76
guy's made of rocks okay guys yep one of13443.04.14
us needs to break away to find this me13445.523.24
log guy because he's probably really13447.144.08
close by holding that orb thing yeah13448.764.2
yeah I'll do it13451.223.719
about you don't know what he looks like13452.964.319
you don't even know what he's obviously13454.9393.781
gonna look weird I'll just look for the13457.2793.061
weird guy never mind drag you down13458.724.98
listen why don't you all spread out I'll13460.345.639
keep him busy proof you sure I mean of13463.75.76
course I'm sure oh boy I'm on fire you13465.9796.181
you just don't stop do you I don't oh13469.464.68
neebs you make it sound so easy how you13472.164.26
killed that Troll and then bringing13474.144.32
color back to the rainbow13476.425.399
thank you but neebs you must level with13478.466.3
me something has not set right13481.8194.92
I don't think de rally has killed that13484.763.3
grabooni13486.7395.901
I think you killed that grabooni13488.064.58
grabone's oh sweet Mountaineers I knew13492.766.519
it oh neebs you must come with me to my13495.9795.521
homeland we could use someone like you13499.2794.681
there I would love to man but I have got13501.54.739
to sell some brooms which reminds me13503.964.56
gentlemen how oh man13506.2394.801
man you made me lose myself forget about13508.525.28
them let me ask you this what is the13511.045.22
most amount of brooms you've sold in one13513.86.3
month ah I'd say about 60. what if I13516.265.639
told you I could take you to a place13520.15.52
where you could sell 60 every day 60 in13521.8996.061
one day that's right well I'd have to13525.624.44
see that to believe it rather than neebs13527.963.12
come with me13530.063.6
and I will take you to a place where we13531.084.44
can realize our dreams13533.663.6
together13535.523.9
The Source you see anything nothing yet13537.263.96
moralius all right how about you Drake13539.423.72
No they're Alias all right we need to13541.223.84
find him quick not sure how long Booth13543.145.12
can hold off this rock creature13545.066.37
[Music]13548.263.17
[Music]13557.843.54
[Laughter]13559.06.1
the right it broke has fallen hey hey13561.386.12
buddy what hey I'm looking for someone13565.14.679
of short kind of stupid looking have you13567.54.319
seen him no I've seen no one leave me13569.7794.441
alone well he apparently has his orb I13571.8194.201
guess similar to the one you have that's13574.223.42
not the one I'm looking for is it this13576.023.6
is not an arm it's just a regular ball13577.646.2
it's an ordinary ball oh fun fun13579.624.22
thank you13584.263.059
[Music]13589.886.26
you're a hard man to kill bro13591.224.92
you know what you're acting weird I'm13605.684.719
starting to not believe you I think you13608.3594.221
are that wonderful13610.3995.88
don't don't [ __ ]13612.585.94
foreign13616.2792.241
thank you guys for coming out and13623.4395.561
getting my back yeah I'm pretty sure I13626.05.16
was about to turn it around but I don't13629.04.02
mind sharing the victory yeah neither do13631.163.6
we Atari you guys could share the13633.023.839
victory if we all share the name Bruce13634.763.479
what are you talking about proof it13636.8593.061
wasn't all you yeah shut up bro all13638.2393.54
right broof I just gotta ask how the13639.923.72
hell do you take down me log while13641.7794.021
holding off that monster I don't know13643.643.24
dryness13645.83.059
I guess it was an accident13646.887.2
oh wow oh broof with the finishing blow13648.8597.801
we left the Silver Forest Anthony and13654.083.779
Bruce broke up to take care of some13656.663.84
unfinished business walking well who13657.8593.661
knows13660.52.76
we decided to drop Atari off at his13661.523.78
daughters to recover and on our way back13663.263.96
to the castle we came across a village13665.35.58
where something was a little odd oh I13667.224.92
like this one this one's my favorite13670.882.88
there's certainly a common theme13672.143.839
happiness yeah13673.765.179
delighted yep very joyous13675.9795.701
statues all the same all those where do13678.9394.54
you suppose the people are the people13681.683.66
are all around13683.4794.26
are you the the sculptor of These Fine13685.346.36
pieces of art there is no sculptor no13687.7396.841
people statues of people we got it the13691.75.94
monster came from the cave and changed13694.586.12
them so the monster sculpted the no yeah13697.645.7
maybe what took one glance into the dark13700.75.579
eyes of the monster and meow13703.345.58
they were Stone guys do you hear what13706.2794.681
he's saying yeah he's saying there's a13708.923.6
monster came out here and sculpted all13710.963.6
these statues no he didn't sculpt these13712.523.959
statues trapped that's what he said no13714.565.04
no the people looked at the monster and13716.4795.281
they turned to stone if he's telling the13719.64.139
truth we need to look into this damn it13721.766.26
monsters should have gone with proof13723.7394.281
it's a proof how are we gonna get in to13730.4794.481
see the king I'm gonna wear a disguise13733.044.14
bring you in as my hostage why do I have13734.963.6
to be the hostage No One's Gonna believe13737.182.82
the proof was ever taken hostage13738.563.179
nobody's gonna believe it Anthony was13740.03.66
ever taken hostage either yeah cause13741.7393.481
you're good at running away oh come on13743.663.72
proof let's be fair about this alarm13745.224.139
wrestle your farts with my hands tied by13747.385.099
my back you're on so this looks like the13749.3596.061
cave yeah I believe it is all right so13752.4795.161
now what oh hey look scribbling it's13755.424.319
like a message on the wall right that's13757.645.759
what it is it says beware the monkey13759.7395.16
squeezed it in I don't know why he13763.3993.42
didn't start over here right any room13764.8994.141
okay just read it though beware the13766.8195.221
monster in the cave will turn now he's13769.047.319
gone sideways okay turn you into stone13772.047.26
if you look into her13776.3595.941
and then father follow the area yeah the13779.35.16
arrow goes around yeah I don't know why13782.34.5
he didn't start it doesn't make okay all13784.464.08
right following the arrow to over here13786.83.84
it says eyes look into her eyes we13788.543.66
already knew that I know we knew that13790.644.38
the only way to break again he started13792.24.199
too early he should have started way13795.024.5
over here all is actually empty yeah he13796.3995.761
could have written an entire message but13799.524.14
the only way13802.164.8
to break the curse is to remove the head13803.666.239
and see other side of the head I have no13806.964.2
idea what I think that means there's13809.8993.54
more to the writing right the other side13811.163.84
of the wall on the other side of this13813.4393.661
wall like the other side of the page how13815.03.54
did we get to the other side of the wall13817.13.24
maybe there's a hole somewhere we can13818.543.96
crawl through I don't see a hole and I'm13820.344.979
good at finding holes hey guys I think I13822.55.6
found the other side13825.3192.781
other side of the cave yeah it says burn13828.3995.08
it there it is dead center and again he13831.4393.84
could have used this entire wall maybe13833.4793.661
he realized that after the fact oh he13835.2793.861
did yeah there's a sorry right there oh13837.144.679
thesaurus stay back and guard the13839.144.54
entrance we're gonna cut off this head13841.8193.901
and we're gonna burn it I'm here to see13843.684.139
the king yeah you and everyone else13845.725.16
buddy get lost okay I'll just take my13847.8194.861
leg of her nine hostage with me then13850.883.72
whoa whoa hey wait a second is that13852.683.36
seriously one of the leg of her nine no13854.63.299
you guys don't seem interested I'm gonna13856.043.72
take him no no wait a second now which13857.8993.781
one of the Lego pronoun is that Anthony13859.764.139
yeah that makes sense it should be the13861.684.259
easiest one to get hey well hey hey wait13863.8994.861
a second you look kind of familiar13865.9394.38
oh13868.763.0
never mind I was thinking of someone13870.3193.481
else but hey like that's classified13871.763.9
information how do you know about that I13873.83.9
know it's classified wait how do you two13875.664.44
know about it well because we're Royal13877.74.56
Guards yeah regard the palace we get13880.13.78
classified information all the time you13882.264.139
sure about that positive yeah how do I13883.884.38
know your guards we have the armor yeah13886.3993.54
I mean we're here we work here we have13888.263.42
it look there's identification there see13889.9393.54
okay13891.684.38
you guys check out I know we won all13893.4794.561
right let's go see the king all right13896.064.56
guys just keep looking down yeah we know13898.044.14
what I'm doing I'm just reminding you13900.623.6
okay wait13902.184.139
do you hear that is there a kitten in13904.223.36
here sounds like a whole bunch of13906.3193.201
getting the kittens could be the monster13907.584.739
what now that's ridiculous that doesn't13909.524.959
make any sense don't forget the statues13912.3193.901
murdon okay they all look like they were13914.4795.041
happy they just saw kittens oh no this13916.225.759
is as evil as it gets ready she's13919.523.68
getting closer13921.9793.84
calm down murdon hold them together no13923.24.3
you don't understand realities I love13925.8193.42
kittens I know you love you love kittens13927.53.359
I really want to look at them to rallies13929.2393.54
oh I love kittens I love kittens more13930.8594.441
than the world come on okay okay I'm13932.7793.2
good13935.34.08
no this is so cute it looks like they're13935.9794.84
making biscuits with their little13939.385.16
kitties damn it burn on track follow me13940.8195.16
we need to get someone where we can bite13944.545.04
this thing so civilian how did you find13945.9796.84
out about the Lego benign Bounty I'm no13949.587.62
civilian I'm a light upper oh broof the13952.8196.901
mightiest Lego put walks right into my13957.25.94
chamber and gives himself to me I know13959.725.759
exactly what happened years ago oh you13963.144.679
do enlighten me while we were fighting13965.4794.021
the sand pirates in the west you're13967.8193.96
supposed to be our Ally by any pinonians13969.54.319
in the East but instead we came back13971.7794.08
only to find our brothers with your13973.8194.92
soldier's swords in our backs are you13975.8595.341
sure that your brothers weren't running13978.7396.841
away leg upper don't run13981.26.6
except for Anthony damn it proof I'm13985.584.199
just busting your balls buddy I totally13987.84.679
betrayed the legapus or you should have13989.7795.7
seen their faces but you can't prove13992.4795.041
that I'm not here to prove any13995.4794.201
of anything did you really think you13997.524.74
could just easily walk in here and kill13999.685.58
me do you really think I care how easy14002.266.479
it is God14005.263.479
this is what real power is proof I'll14011.645.98
show you real power14015.9394.641
sunflower14017.622.96
we need to rely on our hearing track all14025.684.66
right when she gets close I'm just gonna14028.424.319
start swinging if she takes me down it's14030.344.5
all up to you buddy no no wait around14032.7394.441
this I just saw the monster what but you14034.843.78
didn't turn the stone I started in the14037.183.42
reflection of your sword are you serious14038.624.02
no it didn't turn me to Stone okay14040.63.87
looking for14042.644.97
[Music]14044.473.14
here she is14055.144.62
here goes14057.042.72
[Music]14063.223.09
oh wait wait roof look you can't just14069.165.94
walk into a king's chamber and murder14072.345.479
the king14075.12.719
pretty sure I can14077.8594.721
[Music]14079.493.09
[Music]14087.354.49
all right track grab the head14088.85.62
I don't want to do this doralius I don't14091.844.019
want to either but it's the only way we14094.423.3
can lift this curse yeah but it just14095.8594.321
seems wrong I don't know any way around14097.724.979
it though okay make sure you don't look14100.184.74
at it I know the rallies I'm not an14102.6993.901
idiot I'm not saying you're an idiot14104.924.7
just be careful okay14106.63.02
okay Drac14109.667.619
dammit track ah where's this head14112.66.299
there you are14117.2795.101
all right into the fire14118.8995.761
I can't find it doralius I don't know14122.384.319
where it is it's okay Drac I took care14124.663.659
of it for you how did it get in the fire14126.6994.321
because we got nothing to worry about it14128.3194.981
looks at the kittens it's fine oh good14131.023.66
thank thank goodness but I don't know14133.32.939
where they went hey something smells14134.684.92
delicious what are you guys cooking14136.2395.281
to prove you left the Silver Forest in14139.63.36
kind of a hurry everything okay14141.523.719
everything's fine your Alias okay14142.964.68
welcome back welcome what you got big14145.2394.62
news doralis turns out someone in my14147.644.32
topless broke into the king's chamber14149.8595.221
killed him and not his men oh my god oh14151.966.42
no that's huge news Okay roof where'd14155.085.88
you go while you were gone I think I14158.384.14
went to my top list you think you went14160.962.34
to14162.522.04
um and you don't know anything about14163.33.599
this well14164.565.1
kinda oh you kinda know about this a14166.8994.201
little bit well what's the little bit14169.663.48
you know broof all right listen when14171.13.839
Milo revealed that it was ragthorn14173.143.719
behind the assassination that gave me14174.9393.781
proof that he was the one who betrayed14176.8594.321
my people oh no don't be mad I'm not14178.724.139
don't be mad mad I'm just a little14181.183.299
concerned now because they're gonna be14182.8593.301
coming down on all of us now what does14184.4793.241
that mean that they're going to be14186.163.96
sending every guard they have to follow14187.724.559
that coming down right good news or14190.125.4
Alice no one who saw me survived boom I14192.2795.7
love it are you Mass murdering son of a14195.524.98
[ __ ] that's the way to do it I guess14197.9794.8
I'm not surprised oh yeah I was a little14200.53.84
surprised to hear about a kitten killer14202.7794.801
in this room come on oh no I'm not a kid14204.345.099
and those kittens were part of a monster14207.583.899
that was getting killer it was probably14209.4393.601
a better time doralius yeah probably14211.4793.601
what else is going on walking we're on14213.043.84
the street is that King Norton the14215.084.14
second of the Ashbury Kingdom it's gone14216.884.979
missing whoever finds him gets a nice14219.224.86
reward oh hey that'd be good since we're14221.8594.261
broke you're done14224.084.199
heading to Ashbury Kingdom hope there's14226.123.04
no kittens there14228.2796.81
[Music]14229.165.929
excuse me sir14235.123.96
who is this speaking right now oh that's14236.4395.281
King Norton II man he's about to make a14239.084.98
big announcement I thought he was14241.725.58
kidnapped no he's right there guys this14244.065.82
is their King he's back I was gonna say14247.34.439
he looked like a king which we don't get14249.883.72
the reward no we don't get the reward14251.7393.901
but we needed that reward to survive14253.63.54
well we were hoping to get the reward14255.643.96
yeah why does nothing never work out for14257.144.5
us why why come every time we get a job14259.63.66
it's like we save people and then we14261.643.36
just end up not getting gonna work14263.264.92
itself out it feels good for the soul14265.04.62
but it certainly doesn't feel good for14268.182.58
the pocket you don't have any Pockets14269.623.359
you have no soul we'll figure it out14270.764.439
let's sell meat that's a good let's just14272.9794.021
start selling meat we can become Farmers14275.1993.24
we don't have any meat we're not going14277.04.439
to be salesmen guys guys guys here comes14278.4396.721
man here comes and without further ado14281.4396.481
it is my great pleasure that I14285.164.86
introduced to you the one that saved my14287.925.24
life and your new co-ruler14290.026.86
King needs14293.163.72
[Applause]14297.538.749
you've got to be kidding me oh I know14303.186.04
man but it's happening two games14306.2796.301
greetings and hellos14309.225.71
to the people14312.583.84
[Applause]14314.934.19
of Kingdom it's osprey14316.426.72
hmm it's Ashbury what is it the name of14319.126.72
the Kingdom Ashbury14323.147.32
it is my honor to be your co-ruler and14325.848.04
to promote peace and prosperity to this14330.467.14
beautiful kingdom by introducing you to14333.885.58
the Wonder broom14337.64.86
the Wonder broom is a revolutionary14339.467.08
product with an extra long handle an14342.466.12
extra bristle count14346.545.58
to make all of your wildest dreams come14348.586.08
true14352.122.54
this is14355.063.36
Tell Me I'm Dreaming Jack you're not14356.7394.141
doing that tell me I am oh you're not14358.424.8
dreaming man this is awesome14360.885.34
foreign14363.223.0
first of all I'd like to thank you for14368.084.68
taking this meeting King Norton and14370.183.719
second of all I'd like to let you know14372.763.179
how pleased we were to hear that you14373.8993.96
have returned safe and sound please no14375.9393.601
we weren't we were you know we came all14377.8593.301
this way to get the reward we're happy14379.543.6
he's back okay well I wish we would have14381.163.239
talked about this before we got in here14383.142.46
and embarrassed murder on in front of14384.3992.521
the king you embarrass yourself every14385.63.78
time you talk sorry sorry anyway since14386.924.68
we are here and we are a group of14389.385.099
Warriors for hire uh wanted to find out14391.65.4
if you would like us to maybe take those14394.4794.201
Bandits down and bring them to justice14397.04.38
we're broken [ __ ] we need work yeah14398.684.98
mouth man could we possibly interest you14401.384.08
in some meat you don't have any meat14403.663.84
stop talking I'm afraid we will not need14405.464.739
your services as you see we have the14407.55.04
mighty needs you Common People of14410.1995.101
Ashbury what are your names your14412.544.8
Excellency you're not from Asheboro we14415.33.96
are our names yeah come on you lived in14417.344.88
my castle for how long he knows right14419.264.92
leaves this is your little buddy14422.226.34
terrarius doralius hey trellis yeah you14424.187.5
look different I do you got chunky oh14428.565.879
yeah yeah I kind of let myself go yeah I14431.685.219
didn't hardly wreck murdon hey you grew14434.4394.38
the beard yeah you like it looks good14436.8993.481
yeah I used to know these guys let's14438.8193.54
let's get uh brooms for everybody oh you14440.383.84
don't have to do that I want to no don't14442.3593.301
do that hey get all these guys are14444.223.84
Wonder broom how have y'all been so good14445.664.98
yeah yeah really really good warrior14448.065.04
thing not very good what's going on King14450.645.4
business is booming and brooms they go14453.14.799
hand in hand don't they so business has14456.043.659
been hard maybe we could find something14457.8993.901
for these guys maybe they could like14459.6993.721
track down the bandits and just bring14461.83.54
them in for shits and giggles hey Eddie14463.423.3
bone you can throw oh that's a great14465.343.059
idea and they're probably capable enough14466.723.12
to do something small like that monster14468.3993.84
Archer who's subpar it is a great idea14469.845.399
your um helping out the source arrogance14472.2394.401
your arrogance14475.2393.54
I don't think that will be necessary14476.644.9
however since you are all here I insist14478.7794.261
that you stay in our kingdom you should14481.543.6
stay have a good meal and get a good14483.044.5
night's sleep sounds great we were kind14485.143.839
of thinking about Archer there you could14487.543.12
use our archery range maybe learn how to14488.9793.541
shoot we have really big targets for14490.663.84
beginners I'm sorry what14492.523.36
I'm just saying you should probably14494.52.52
learn to shoot a bow and arrow if you're14495.882.64
gonna be an Archer right so you think14497.023.419
you're a better Ultra than I am okay hey14498.524.259
let's just get it no no hold on you are14500.4394.201
not a better Archer no I'm better really14502.7795.101
like I'm up here and thesaurus is uh we14504.645.04
don't we can't even see that load you14507.882.939
think just because you're a king then14509.682.34
you're better than me no I think because14510.8193.181
I'm a better Archer now you have no idea14512.023.959
how to rule you're too arrogant you're14514.03.479
not competent enough you don't care14515.9793.72
about anybody but yourself I just gave14517.4794.861
all these guys free Wonder brooms the14519.6995.04
brooms don't matter oh the brooms don't14522.344.26
matter you hear him King Norton okay14524.7393.841
it's time to go look I see what you're14526.64.56
trying to do filling my shoes is no easy14528.584.739
task you're in there swimming around14531.164.079
like you're in a just a oh yeah well14533.3193.841
check this out14535.2395.221
okay pretty decent shot but listen if14537.166.18
you're gonna be a great Archer you gotta14540.465.939
do great things what you do is14543.345.519
intermediate at best what I do is14546.3995.111
amazing14548.8596.991
[Music]14551.514.34
well that was a waste of time oh come on14557.4394.561
Negative Nancy it's not all bad we got14559.664.98
free brooms yeah and food that food was14562.04.68
good man it was delicious bedroom comfy14564.644.08
very yeah yeah forget about it let's14566.683.96
just get out of here I just want to go14568.725.28
home right now hey hold on one second oh14570.645.94
what's this 20 silver I was told to give14574.05.1
it to you oh that's great that could14576.584.56
feed us for a couple of weeks from who14579.14.2
he told me he wanted to remain anonymous14581.145.4
and that he killed titanus twice14583.35.639
if I was wrong maybe maybe he actually14586.545.399
does have a heart hmm so we have a14588.9395.04
mystery donor14591.9395.04
intriguing14593.9793.0
with the exception of an unexpected bag14597.9393.721
of silver the mission to save the king14599.83.78
of Ashbury was a complete waste of time14601.664.5
so we made our way back to the castle to14603.584.619
figure out our next move14606.164.739
what's going on guys good morning hello14608.1995.941
what is this this is a flyer I made it14610.8995.761
very nice flyer you are welcome I put14614.144.559
them all over newtonia you've already14616.664.319
well my slave pigeons did I have slave14618.6994.74
pigeons not gonna lie murdon I'm very14620.9794.021
impressed right now that explains the14623.4393.0
candle what do you mean this is a mood14625.03.18
candle it changes based on the mood in14626.4394.38
the room oh oh so purple means purple14628.184.559
means happy you guys were happy I made14630.8193.841
this flyer I'm pretty happy I'm14632.7393.781
surprised to be as happy about something14634.664.619
you've done in that like I didn't you14636.524.44
know I would he meant it how it sounded14639.2794.141
right there he goes hey hey buddy I've14640.965.22
got a little bit of news okay kind of no14643.424.38
easy way to say this but I'm going to be14646.184.74
leaving dorelius and associates oh oh no14647.85.939
oopsy candle turned brown okay but um14650.925.279
sad to see you go uh what you got going14653.7395.46
on well when we were in Ashbury I spoke14656.1995.16
to neebs a bit and wonder broom sales14659.1993.841
are on the rise and they need more14661.3594.5
salesmen I thought that you hated neebs14663.045.399
you said he was incompetent and cocky14665.8594.861
and I felt that way before but but now14668.4395.221
he's competent oh Beyond competent I I14670.724.44
really don't know what to say right now14673.663.06
thesaurus you've seen him shoot a bow14675.163.42
and look at the business he's created to14676.723.36
be honest relius I can't really figure14678.583.06
out why you'd fire a guy like that14680.083.54
uh-huh but I don't want you to think I14681.643.54
don't appreciate the position you've14683.623.0
given me and the opportunities I've14685.183.24
really had a great time working here but14686.624.14
we wish you the best best of luck as sad14688.424.08
as we are to see you go before I go14690.764.74
anyone interested in a Wonder broom they14692.55.22
have uh extra long handle we all have14695.56.18
Burns okay thank you thanks but uh best14697.725.46
of luck guys maybe I'll I'll see you14701.683.96
down the road somewhere yeah okay take14703.183.78
care everybody14705.643.839
okay so we need a new Archer yeah I'll14706.964.859
do it no no you can you don't know how14709.4794.141
to even Do Your Own Thing can't be too14711.8193.42
hard you get the bow you get the arrow14713.624.199
okay let's discuss this really quick14715.2396.12
right no you sure I'm positive why not14717.8195.16
because you're not an archery or a14721.3593.781
wizard and we need a wizard14722.9794.321
oh Jack would you get that please sure14725.144.98
tell you what you pay me what I am to be14727.34.439
a wizard and I'll be your Wizard and14730.123.659
then I'll also be the Archer for half14731.7393.901
the pay of what you would pay a regular14733.7794.021
Archer you pitch a hard bargain there's14735.645.46
a deal hey doralius this is uh oh uh I'm14737.85.22
sorry what is your name it's Olga okay14741.14.74
hi Olga how are you I'm good what can we14743.025.52
help you with so I found your flyer in14745.844.26
the woods and it said you were broke and14748.543.0
desperate and you'll work for the cheap14750.13.719
cheap said what right on the cheap Jeep14751.544.5
what does that flyer looks nothing like14753.8193.901
this flyer murder the hell is that14756.043.779
murdon oh well that's the flyer that it14757.723.42
ended up being see this one here was a14759.8193.361
prototype did you show me the Prototype14761.143.78
murder I knew if I showed you this one14763.183.9
you'd get angry because it makes us look14764.924.26
poor and desperate do you understand why14767.083.84
I'd be angry about that because it makes14769.183.719
us look poor and desperate so that's the14770.924.26
flyer that everyone is seeing rallies I14772.8993.781
am trying to be honest with the people14775.183.179
I'm trying not to bite your freaking14776.683.96
head off okay wait wait wait what colors14778.3594.38
that we handle now I'm sorry I'm trying14780.645.179
to Drums14782.7395.881
I'm very sorry about that we just had a14785.8194.301
misunderstanding what can we help you14788.623.84
with well my boyfriend's been kidnapped14790.124.56
he's a prince and I just want him back14792.464.019
with me I'm very sorry to hear that do14794.683.42
you have any more information oh I drew14796.4793.181
a picture of him we're sleeping here on14798.13.54
the rainbow see there's a little pillow14799.663.72
made of little kids don't get those14801.643.839
kittens near the rallies do you have any14803.383.72
more information as far as where he14805.4793.541
might be who took him what we're dealing14807.13.719
with I don't know who is but I know14809.023.6
where he's at okay and I know that14810.8193.361
there's a14812.623.0
there's a so we're dealing with a real14814.182.94
threat here and I definitely need the14815.624.44
best for the cheap cheap oh boy I tell14817.124.92
you what I'd rather be safe than sorry14820.064.08
so I'm expecting a couple of our guys to14822.043.659
come back tomorrow morning and as soon14824.143.48
as they do we'll set off and see if we14825.6993.901
can't rescue your boyfriend oh thank you14827.623.96
so much and by the way is this coupon14829.64.259
for 10 off still valid14831.584.56
I would imagine so I know you're not14833.8594.46
happy14836.142.179
hey doralis my topless is in shambles14840.885.22
what do you mean ever since you know who14843.464.5
murdered the evil King ragthorne the14846.13.599
place has gone crazy turns out the head14847.963.72
of the throne the sand isn't even from14849.6994.2
my topless the saying he's a digger he's14851.684.799
from Digger tone well he says he's not14853.8994.981
but you can tell look the advice is over14856.4793.96
there can't agree on a budget the14858.883.66
Kingdom's on shutdown and now the14860.4393.96
talking sequesters which could mean14862.544.439
trouble for Azan prison we can't have14864.3995.701
that Israelis there's any chance that14866.9794.981
Barack can get out can be the end of14870.14.2
nudonia let me take Bruce go over there14871.964.5
and make sure everything's smooth I14874.33.54
don't think Bruce should be anywhere14876.463.54
near that area though walking that'll be14877.845.399
fine Bruce got a new disguise okay I14880.05.699
trust you thanks Travis we'll be back14883.2396.2
with a full report and good luck14885.6993.74
foreign14889.7792.181
[Music]14893.7218.43
okay this is the lock of his hair this14917.144.86
is what he smells like I'm good I'm good14919.124.26
all right one of us needs to scale that14922.02.64
wall and open the door from the inside14923.383.359
dralius do you want me to do an Archer14924.643.719
thing I don't think that's necessary no14926.7392.821
you can't murder them well you don't14928.3592.761
think is there a situation here where14929.563.06
maybe I could take this pointy stick14931.123.779
thing and thrust it towards something is14932.623.779
you have an unstrung bow and a quiver14934.8993.901
full of Spears so that's not gonna work14936.3994.261
um yeah all right you got me okay you14938.84.019
let me know okay all right I'm gonna14940.666.119
scale this one Dallas hey your majesty14942.8197.201
what are you guys doing what the hell14946.7794.861
the hell are you here did you follow us14950.023.78
Dallas I'm a king people follow me14951.644.86
uh-huh where's your Archer oh you know14953.84.74
where thesaurus is he's quick yesterday14956.56.12
oh no why'd he quit work for you need14958.546.12
selling brooms well that is a good14962.623.54
business to get into yeah it's a great14964.663.42
business okay excuse us we've got14966.163.36
something to do here what are you doing14968.083.18
it's none of your business excuse us14969.523.719
please are you trying to get into that14971.264.2
manner over there yes I'm going to scale14973.2394.141
the wall okay and then what open the14975.465.16
door of course yes okay yeah I'll do14977.385.28
that no hey I'm here why not because14980.624.26
you're not Old Times Sake no not old14982.663.84
time sex yeah I'm insist I'm gonna do it14984.883.78
no no let's go we're gonna scare that14986.55.76
wall damn it needs it's being carried14988.665.52
why wouldn't he be carried he's a king14992.263.9
this is unbelievable how can someone be14994.183.78
so freaking lazy I can't believe he14996.163.539
couldn't walk himself over there he had14997.964.2
to be Carrie are you surprised he's a14999.6994.681
king guys I can't afford a king don't15002.163.6
worry about it it's not going to affect15004.383.24
the price we still own the Jeep Chief I15005.763.479
need my boyfriend I want to live inside15007.624.079
his face what the rallies maybe we15009.2393.481
should just try to scale the wall15011.6992.401
ourselves We're Not Gonna scale the wall15012.722.58
because the more of us out there the15014.13.06
more of a chance and he's being carried15015.35.16
up the wall what hmm that is impressive15017.166.239
oh God just strong good strong tight15020.464.68
young boys what do you think it would15023.3993.96
take to get that you know buff yeah I15025.144.2
just work out no you're fat you used to15027.3594.321
be buff doralius yeah you know I just15029.344.62
started not caring murdon I swear if he15031.683.9
blows this Mission and I lose my15033.964.14
boyfriend as bad as this looks he has a15035.584.319
way of pulling things out of his ass15038.13.9
language dreadlius you ever love someone15039.8994.021
so much you just want to eat their15042.06.38
fingernails oh yeah okay they're up top15043.924.46
foreign15049.083.0
[Music]15060.2913.729
I know you were proof we're about to be15074.426.22
face to face with the most evil vile man15077.16.42
in Madonia not to mention we gotta cross15080.646.139
this Lake without being eaten but15083.526.299
we got this walking my fate will be the15086.7795.561
same as yours I appreciate that broof15089.8196.181
look if anything happens to me I want15092.345.88
you to know I appreciate everything15096.04.8
you've done likewise walking15098.226.059
all right disguise is on15100.86.559
let's do this15104.2793.08
okay guys here's the plan can I use my15107.8995.5
arrows no damn it the prince is in that15110.765.059
Tower so we're gonna split up okay15113.3996.42
it's me Olga um get out what are you15115.8196.0
doing is that his name shut up15119.8194.801
get out here15121.8196.04
Olga is that you yeah what are you doing15124.626.3
we're here to save you idiot why would15127.8594.62
any parent name their kid Butternut15130.924.14
butter nuts yeah we're we're here to15132.4794.861
help save you you're making bad15135.064.08
decisions and being with that [ __ ] face15137.344.559
hey what I'm getting married deal with15139.144.44
it okay what the hell is going on here15141.8993.3
are you telling me that he wasn't15143.584.26
kidnapped I'm not here to get you back15145.1994.801
I'm here to let you know that I have a15147.844.62
new boyfriend and his name is durable15150.04.62
what are you talking about he told me he15152.464.14
could kick your ass I never told you15154.624.199
that really he can't take you he's tough15156.63.9
oh he could totally take that guy love15158.8194.981
his damn ass Travis guys shut it kiss me15160.55.88
kiss or dress open your mouth and kiss15163.84.979
me I'm not no this is getting weird high15166.386.3
five oh high five times how'd it like15168.7797.08
that huh yeah [ __ ]15172.685.299
thank you15175.8592.12
oh15178.625.579
that is man my name is General Soso I'm15181.045.62
the security budget advisor how are you15184.1995.761
General ah so so listen this is my15186.665.279
colleague the security budget advisors15189.964.38
advisor we're here to do an inspection15191.9394.621
of the prison make sure everything's15194.344.32
Ship Shape well General we can assure15196.564.08
you that everything is in fact ship15198.664.5
shape but you realize brat is in this15200.644.559
facility right oh you're kidding I15203.164.02
thought this was the Fudge Factory of15205.1993.78
course I know broad's here thank you sir15207.183.719
no disrespect but but we cannot15208.9793.3
guarantee your safety once you step15210.8993.241
through those doors that's funny because15212.2794.261
I can't guarantee a job is going to be15214.144.5
here tomorrow when I report this back to15216.544.02
the king all right well I'll tell you15218.644.5
what let us go inside and just make sure15220.564.139
that there's nothing that could possibly15223.144.5
go wrong very well oh God how long have15224.6994.801
you even known this guy long enough to15227.643.66
know that he's a better High Fiverr than15229.54.14
you ever were I don't care oh yeah high15231.35.7
five we're through okay oh yeah you're15233.644.62
just gonna go up there with your15237.04.02
hypocrite eponymous Beyonce and slap her15238.264.62
around in the bathtub or something where15241.024.799
are your morals oh God my morals are all15242.885.519
over gerobolus's Palms that's disgusting15245.8194.08
is he dragged this is why I avoid15248.3993.781
relationships oh God you're acting crazy15249.8995.821
okay crazy in love you're not in love15252.187.019
Olga stop saying that I am and I'm going15255.726.66
to high-fives yeah oh God you'll stop15259.1995.28
that I'm coming down there stay right15262.384.859
there good luck getting around your fat15264.4795.42
ass girlfriend15267.2392.66
all right gentlemen recommend not15271.024.379
getting any closer Brett can you hear me15273.064.74
yeah I can hear you you General butt15275.3995.46
face pure evil how are things here in Oz15277.85.399
on Prison oh they're they're terrible15280.8595.101
for me these guards are way too damn15283.1994.861
efficient we do our best sir what are15285.963.96
the chances that you could break out of15288.064.2
this place well if a certain General15289.925.58
were stupid enough to cut the budget I15292.265.639
get out of here pretty easily by golly15295.54.26
we did put in a request for some new15297.8994.441
chains all right something's fishy sound15299.764.979
like a lobbyist give me that talk guys15302.344.859
let's go ahead and head on out of here I15304.7394.921
will I'll set fire I'll set fire to15307.1995.761
puppies are you kidding me oh oh hot hey15309.666.3
is he dead he's a little dead a little15312.965.279
dead he's got a skeleton face what the15315.964.319
hell oh boy well as you know we tried to15318.2394.2
kill him for a long time and nothing15320.2794.381
worked but uh funny story a couple bees15322.4394.021
got through that window and stung him15324.663.72
and turns out he's allergic and you're15326.463.84
telling us that bumble bees killed15328.383.3
Bharat yes sir that's what I'm telling15330.33.599
you ah how long has he been dead 1115331.685.04
years or so 11 years why didn't somebody15333.8994.861
say something well sir those of us that15336.723.9
work here we all have families and we15338.764.139
really didn't want to lose our jobs so I15340.624.079
can't believe Brad's dad next thing you15342.8993.361
know you're gonna tell me the dragonpuss15344.6993.24
isn't even real15346.264.5
it is good for tourism sir oh you're15347.9394.561
kidding me there's nothing dangerous15350.762.939
around here15352.53.359
Olga what the hell are you doing down15353.6994.2
here high five on this guy well maybe I15355.8593.54
wouldn't be high-fiving this guy if15357.8993.54
you'd leave that sea donkey fiance of15359.3995.521
yours so why Shop hair why now to show15361.4395.76
you how in love I am well I'm in love15364.925.04
too okay I'm getting mad you're jealous15367.1994.441
I'm not jealous then why your15369.963.66
fingernails so long cause I haven't cut15371.643.599
them okay you want me to catch your15373.623.72
fingernails maybe I do you want me to15375.2394.861
eat your fingernails oh God maybe okay I15377.344.38
don't know I think I'm gonna throw up15380.15.82
face it butternuts you miss me so maybe15381.726.54
I do whatever I'll break up with your15385.923.84
Albus if you break up with that she15388.265.4
bison oga you got a deal dreadless yeah15389.765.76
guess what I'm gonna do break up with me15393.663.6
drive us I think it should go wait15395.524.259
deropolis we had some good times we15397.264.139
didn't guys let's get the hell out of15399.7792.7
here here15401.3992.88
thanks you know murdon this is the kind15402.4793.481
of clients we get when we work on the15404.2793.42
cheap Jeep flies were great I wouldn't15405.963.239
trade it for the world this has been15407.6993.901
delightfully you know dating15409.1994.2
thank you15411.63.42
so after finding out that Prince15413.3993.3
butternuts didn't need our help in the15415.023.6
first place we took off to the West in15416.6993.361
hopes of running into Bruce and Sir15418.623.239
walking to get an update on ours on15420.062.879
Prison15421.8593.361
so we're heading towards ours on neebs15422.9394.081
why are you still following us I'm not15425.223.78
clearly you are I'm just going this way15427.023.839
you weren't going this way you're15429.05.04
following us no dialysis yes you're15430.8595.761
following me why no we're not you're15434.043.96
behind us you can obviously see which15436.623.06
way I'm facing and you're going that way15438.04.14
we were going you what if I turn that15439.683.96
way you'd all of a sudden turn left I15442.144.559
wouldn't okay this needs to stop neebs15443.644.5
it doesn't matter he's going this way15446.6993.24
we're going he wasn't going this way15448.143.839
murdon okay look bass if you're gonna15449.9393.361
keep walking right in front of me like15451.9793.481
that why don't we just join groups no15453.34.26
we're not joining the group no Dallas15455.465.04
and Associates and the King never will15457.565.28
that ever happen I'm not going to make15460.53.779
this decision I know you're into you15462.843.12
I've already made this so let's let's do15464.2793.181
a vote I know we're not doing a vote I15465.964.019
would vote with you though no absolutely15467.466.12
not neebs you need to leave why are you15469.9795.46
even trying to be back on the team15473.586.14
you're a king go be a king15475.4394.281
dress we15480.2393.301
we said we're going to save the world15482.162.46
together15483.543.26
remember15484.624.739
back at the old gate15486.85.8
he said me and you neebs15489.3596.201
save dedonia15492.62.96
needs you gotta go doralius neebs murdon15495.9797.181
Drac what are you guys doing we're just15500.584.68
chipping in hey what's that15503.164.199
what is that let's check it out guys no15505.265.08
neebs go home15507.3593.991
[Applause]15510.344.079
[Music]15511.353.069
[Applause]15515.224.08
what you have said to our village I15516.844.139
believe in what I said and I'm not going15519.34.559
to renounce it very well then by the15520.9795.941
power of the book you will hang whoa15523.8596.301
whoa whoa whoa what did he say oh an15526.926.18
outsider has joined us for the execution15530.165.46
folks hi everybody hello how are you15533.15.099
people caliber here has been spreading15535.625.1
ridiculous ideas they're not ridiculous15538.1995.221
they are ridiculous they don't follow15540.726.0
the book okay well what are the ideas oh15543.426.54
galiver here thinks that the world is15546.726.059
round I believe it is round the Sun the15549.964.859
moon they're all round that is15552.7794.08
impossible do you know why it's15554.8194.08
impossible galiver you're going to say15556.8595.46
because the book says the book says what15558.8996.481
about other books oh Outsider the book15562.3196.12
says that it is the only book no wait I15565.385.04
mean I could see a need for other books15568.4394.201
like a book on cooking yeah we've15570.424.5
actually got those really yeah yeah15572.643.719
they're called cookbooks that's what15574.923.74
I've been saying15576.3592.301
or The Outsiders there are no other15581.05.399
books15583.8592.54
what's going on what are you guys doing15587.7794.54
that's what they do every time you try15589.925.76
to have a good idea no no no no wait no15592.3195.401
come on listen15595.683.66
so you guys don't get out much do you15597.723.84
the book clearly states if we leave the15599.344.559
village the cannibals will eat us what15601.564.08
are you talking about oh tell them what15603.8993.54
the cannibals look like the cannibals15605.644.32
have eight legs eleven eyeballs big15607.4395.221
fangs can't be cannibalism it's not15609.964.62
really a human is it there are no15612.663.42
cannibals outside the village I thought15614.584.08
that might be the case enough do not15616.086.5
listen to Gulliver's silliness15618.663.92
guy everyone shut up15623.7795.381
come on most people just talk things out15626.165.1
even if they do disagree you don't kill15629.164.86
someone for having an idea oh he does if15631.264.979
it's in the book he does it I'm seeing15634.025.04
that it also says if you have wounds to15636.2395.401
rub dookie in it look up Paul Alberto15639.064.02
over there he's not getting any better15641.644.139
that's dookie in his wounds Alberto's15643.085.279
fine it's been seven months he looks15645.7794.62
horrible it's not how medicine works15648.3594.141
he's gonna die it's true you shouldn't15650.3994.021
take things from something's butthole15652.53.72
and then put it in your bloodstream tell15654.423.3
him what the book says to do in the15656.223.599
spring and in the fall in the spring we15657.724.08
move our sundials forward an hour and15659.8193.781
and in the fall we move it back an hour15661.84.5
how crazy is that that's just so much15663.65.28
that's flat out stupid silence all of15666.34.86
you this book tells us how we live and15668.884.859
if you do not abide by the book then you15671.164.8
will hang like Gallagher you're not15673.7394.801
going to hang this man and and who will15675.964.92
stop me the man that said you're not15678.544.98
hanging this man oh [ __ ] hands on see15680.884.019
what it says in the book about that15683.523.54
bucko well let me write here in the book15684.8995.401
it says God apprehend him I really doubt15687.064.56
that I'd like to see that right now15690.35.78
don't you even think about touching me15691.624.46
everybody listen up I have seen some15698.224.559
ignorant people but you guys take the15700.84.5
cake what's cake feel free to believe15702.7795.401
what you want to believe but don't force15705.35.639
it on someone else just treat others how15708.184.18
you want to be treated yourself15710.9393.0
[Music]15712.364.64
change it our entire village with your15713.9398.481
poison release the cleansing tigers15717.05.42
care of that I'm gonna release Gallagher15722.524.04
oh gosh15731.425.319
no15733.7393.0
I'm okay hey Travis just like old time15741.848.639
do you all see what just happened15747.186.0
your fearless leader just Unleashed15750.4795.821
Tigers upon all of you while he lied15753.186.599
tucked away safe and sound now I'm not15756.35.28
going to tell you how to live your life15759.7794.62
but I strongly suggest you get away from15761.585.6
this Village a little bit read books15764.3996.661
learn new things and then choose for15767.188.88
yourselves no no no don't listen to him15771.065.0
[Music]15781.723.04
good thing I stuck around huh Andre15785.642.339
Alice15787.143.96
yeah neebs you you did real good yeah15787.9796.481
I'm glad we're back together no15791.15.82
you're a king neebs and as long as15794.464.26
you're a king you can never be an15796.924.019
associate I can't favor a particular15798.724.559
Kingdom because their King is on our15800.9396.8
team it's a conflict of interest sorry15803.2794.46
so galiver now that you're free what are15808.564.02
you gonna do I don't know I think I'm15810.7793.66
just gonna travel the world and go as15812.583.84
far as I can and just see and learn15814.4394.681
everything all right good not gonna go15816.424.68
too far of course so I don't fall off15819.123.779
the edge wait what I thought you said15821.14.379
the world was round yeah round like a15822.8994.261
coin like a coin look I thought you15825.4794.141
meant like a ball ball no he'd slide15827.164.26
right off the edge that's just stupid15829.623.72
you should go live back over there with15831.425.279
all the other idiots he's right we're so15833.345.72
stupid15836.6992.361
are in danger15842.583.02
I see someone holds a grudge against you15847.585.58
but this Grudge will end in there15854.227.15
[Music]15858.273.1
wake up to alias15863.763.08
what's going on do you know what diet is15867.727.28
no it's odds15869.8995.101
what the hell am I did you not think we15875.2393.881
would come back for our Vengeance15877.85.28
Vengeance for for what you killed three15879.125.46
of our cousins outside of the15883.085.04
ever-changing forest three of your oh15884.586.6
they were terrorizing a young boy I15888.125.04
wasn't gonna let him get away with that15891.184.62
they was just doing their job okay job15893.165.34
the job is terrorizing young boys yes on15895.85.939
Wednesday we terrorize young boys young15898.56.18
boys my favorite day listen why don't15901.7394.74
let's talk this out no no there's no15904.683.179
time to talk about this guys I really15906.4792.701
think we need to go around this Valley15907.8593.241
it's not safe here if we go around this15909.184.559
Valley it's gonna take two days two days15911.14.02
why would you want to go around the15913.7392.761
valley because if we go through to15915.123.0
Valley View mcgeechu is going to15916.55.12
same against you15918.123.5
it's a little bit funny Eva Gage is just15922.9795.821
a story a scary story that might be true15925.3196.781
might not be oh what was that what was15928.84.979
that noise there it was probably just a15932.14.379
forest animal or a young boy named me15933.7795.7
get you a Wallace yes sir go check out15936.4795.34
that noise I'd rather not sir well let's15939.4795.701
check it out check it out on my way sir15941.8195.701
I really think there's something bad out15945.184.38
there yeah a rabbit might come up and15947.523.6
take a poop on his boot I don't15949.562.82
understand why you guys are so15951.123.359
close-minded I mean it might be an imma15952.384.14
get you we don't know15954.4794.941
Mommy15956.522.9
did you guys hear that oh you mean you15959.8194.261
messing with us yeah you're messing with15962.1594.021
me no you're messing with that no stop15964.083.62
ping with us15966.186.529
[Music]15967.75.009
Wallace quit messing with us you know15973.045.699
what get back here get back here15975.2393.5
Drake Drake calm down how can I calm15983.9394.861
down you're saying doralius has been15987.183.12
kidnapped I know we're gonna find him15988.83.599
now we just have to think the clues we15990.34.38
got are his journal this tranquilizer15992.3994.92
dot that I found by the tree okay so now15994.684.559
what oh I I think I know one of those15997.3193.781
things that Wizards do what is one of15999.2394.021
those things you mean a spell a sparrow16001.13.96
I know a spell this one finds people but16003.264.019
I'm gonna need a giant map of newdonia16005.063.719
and we need to spread it out here on the16007.2794.441
wall like this one whoops not perfect16008.7795.601
but it'll do okay everyone stand back16011.725.479
Google yes16014.385.74
oh my God bro this happened to your face16017.1994.901
no [ __ ] I think that was the wrong one16020.123.84
this one just heightens my senses sorry16022.14.2
guys wait wait the heightens your senses16023.964.739
you think you could smell doralius from16026.35.58
here actually yes I can okay perfect16028.6995.221
yeah okay fine guys come on we gotta go16031.884.04
doralius is the trouble16033.924.979
I told you it was him against you all16035.925.5
right maybe it's the image you oh what16038.8994.5
do we do what do we do what are we doing16041.425.46
guys keep it down hold it together you16043.3995.46
need to untie me and give me some sort16046.883.72
of weapon so I can help no we're not16048.8593.241
falling for that you'll just turn around16050.63.78
and kill us I'm not gonna kill I I give16052.14.139
you my word your word's not good enough16054.384.5
we can make him pinky swear yeah pinky16056.2396.781
swag keep it down Fine pinky swear fine16058.885.76
we could use more men to fight this16063.025.14
thing anyways on time all right16064.646.299
[Music]16068.166.039
stay on God everyone16070.9393.26
did you make him pinky swear Baby pinky16074.67.14
swear okay pinky swear feel better16077.010.11
[Music]16081.745.37
[Music]16094.856.87
neebs are you sure you want to do this I16099.384.439
beg you to reconsider I don't want to16101.724.679
King Norton but it's the right thing to16103.8196.061
do very well neebs please address your16106.3993.841
people16109.882.479
[Music]16110.247.02
of Ashbury I have important news to tell16112.3598.8
you today I will be stepping down as16117.266.84
your co-king and ruler16121.1595.341
you see there is a brave Warrior out16124.15.28
there named doralius who is fighting16126.56.239
evil all over New Donia and failing16129.386.84
miserably without my presence doralius16132.7396.42
has begged me to come back and to do so16136.226.84
I cannot be your king and put myself in16139.1597.62
such great danger at the same time in my16143.066.719
absence I hope you will remember that16146.7796.061
all of your brothers and sisters and16149.7796.601
friends everywhere are potential Wonder16152.847.559
broom customers you guys keep running do16156.386.68
not look back16160.3992.661
seriously guys give me a weapon so I can16163.8994.181
help and that wasn't part of the first16166.223.96
pinky swear I find the pinky playing it16168.084.079
was part of the pinky swear the pinky16170.185.0
swear has a very special16172.1593.021
this bridge doesn't seem too stable are16179.685.139
you sure the scent is Legend here yeah16182.6593.601
you better be sure you son of a [ __ ]16184.8194.141
yep nose is leading me right people he's16186.264.74
actually very near us16188.963.779
oh [ __ ] I think I hear them down below16191.04.439
and I also heard a rope snap what was16192.7394.881
that16195.4392.181
oh [ __ ] oh16198.026.139
there's another one16200.7393.42
damn it dead end what are we gonna do16212.024.679
now16214.522.179
[Music]16217.215.35
quick give me a weapon that never gave16220.583.84
me one they said I'd hurt myself get16222.563.839
behind me16224.423.7
okay16226.3994.93
[Music]16228.123.209
Corrales walking a minute is that Drac I16238.2797.38
don't know what was he with you yeah he16243.086.239
fell off the bridge then disappeared16245.6596.721
Drac is that you16249.3194.681
Drac16252.384.46
sit16254.02.84
okay yeah that's track oh16256.9397.081
that was scary what was scary doralius16259.768.28
but if your customer is afraid sit down16264.026.419
with them and count the bristles16268.047.38
together and help them overcome their16270.4396.361
fear16275.425.519
it is your job to go out and Lead new16276.88.519
Donia in the revolution of the Wonder16280.9397.38
Brew16285.3193.0
it16290.4795.701
names come down here and face Me Oh16291.7396.66
neebs What a Fool can you believe16296.184.259
titanus is back to fight you once again16298.3996.54
yeah what is he thinking oh I can't wait16300.4396.84
to see you slaughtering yeah I don't16304.9395.281
know about that King Norton I mean I'm a16307.2796.301
king now you did step down as king I was16310.224.92
gonna finish out the week though maybe16313.583.119
we should get the guards to go take care16315.144.32
of it oh nonsense news only you can16316.6994.981
defeat titanus as you've done twice16319.464.68
before yeah16321.686.799
I guess so uh I'll go talk to him16324.146.679
titanus16328.4795.68
Titanic has already beaten you twice man16330.8196.04
what are you doing get down here16334.1595.401
I did twice already you lost how many16336.8595.101
times you're gonna do this this time I16339.565.46
shall cut you open like a cow like a cow16341.967.08
yes like a cow like a cow no one says16345.027.2
that I say it okay well listen if you16349.044.56
let me know ahead of time we could have16352.222.759
done this right now but I got a few16353.63.599
things to take care of I will slit your16354.9794.92
throat okay when time allows what's your16357.1994.801
tomorrow look like tomorrow these people16359.8994.8
will be Mourning your death get down16362.05.52
here right now and fight me what about16364.6995.28
the day after it will be right now neebs16367.524.5
nope it won't be because I'm busy every16369.9793.481
minute goes by I'm not getting stuff16372.023.959
done so let me go wrap this stuff up and16373.464.14
uh you just somebody get him a Wonder16375.9793.901
broom and I'll be back with you in a16377.64.46
little bit16379.882.18
[Music]16386.5295.371
please16390.085.199
[Music]16391.93.379
neebs16396.7993.0
I I say Neves16400.846.221
neebs can you hear me oh King Norton how16403.8795.521
long you been standing there leaves it16407.0614.859
two days and titanus is still outside16409.46.78
waiting for you who titanus oh titanus16411.927.08
yes yeah what are we doing with him16416.184.98
again here's come to Ashbury to fight16419.04.32
you oh he wants to fight neebs again16421.164.08
okay16423.323.26
um16425.243.78
let's see I've got a lot of work left to16426.584.6
do on the painting the people of Ashbury16429.024.38
are becoming very concerned neebs well16431.184.439
tell them not to worry did titanus get16433.44.741
his broom oh yes but unfortunately he16435.6194.561
used it to impale The God Who handed it16438.1414.978
to him okay so he's got one um I got a16440.184.5
little bit more work to do I thought I'd16443.1193.42
pack up first that way I can just grab16444.683.779
my stuff and kill titanus on the way out16446.5394.08
so it shouldn't be too much longer very16448.4594.281
well neeps I will inform the people16450.6195.2
[Music]16452.743.079
good morning guys good morning doralius16457.165.279
wow16460.6413.718
look at you guys16462.4394.86
I see Drax the same and murdon you have16464.3594.741
any idea when that might clear up well16467.2994.14
probably the same idea as you do I don't16469.13.48
have any idea I don't have any idea16471.4392.581
either is what I was getting okay okay16472.583.359
that's what I was saying I got you16474.024.56
so does anyone have any idea who the16475.9395.461
sophisticated gentleman is in the back16478.586.0
my name's Nev that's proof shut up I16481.45.399
it's not I was kidding I know it's proof16484.584.199
no you don't I did know it was you bro16486.7993.361
God damn it16488.7794.381
all right so what should we get to First16490.164.74
drag stinks16493.164.619
well okay can you go wash him you want16494.94.62
me to wash him so you just want your16497.7794.621
bath don't you just want a bath okay I16499.524.621
mean I have these heightened senses you16502.43.719
understand I know I know don't yell at16504.1413.959
me direct I wasn't I wasn't trying to16506.1193.721
imagine someone taking a fresh handful16508.13.42
of pig [ __ ] and just shoving it in your16509.843.119
nose and just dealing with it I don't16511.523.24
want to that smells realize yeah okay16512.9593.24
smells like the bottom of a pirate okay16514.763.599
guys I get it I get it I'll take him to16516.1993.781
the lake in the morning wash them off16518.3593.901
thank you you're welcome thank you16519.984.739
you're welcome stop stop screaming at me16522.265.06
I'm so sorry16524.7192.601
titanus you're back what do you mean16529.665.08
back well I came out here yesterday to16532.525.4
fight you and you were gone no no I've16534.745.28
been here the whole time nope yesterday16537.924.26
about noon I said let's do this I went16540.023.779
outside ready to go and you weren't16542.184.199
there I was here at noon I haven't used16543.7995.221
the bathroom they haven't eaten16546.3794.201
eat it down here and fight me right now16549.023.779
oh wait you know what you know what I16550.584.68
did I went to the South Courtyard damn16552.7994.381
you neebs I came out there and I'm like16555.265.039
where is he I'm sorry man but look my16557.184.8
dance card is filled up again so let's16560.2994.5
do this tomorrow no no fight me now16561.985.76
North Courtyard I got it I'm going to16564.7996.42
kill you neebs16567.743.479
hi Jack just go ahead and soak in there16573.924.859
for a bit I guess16576.54.08
there you go16578.7793.362
dorelius16580.584.16
oh hey16582.1412.599
it's the lake yeah step four no I'm fine16588.324.741
I'm gonna I'm just gonna stay here I've16591.4394.081
got something I'm trying to do for you16593.0614.558
chosen one right right I know what if16595.523.779
you got to lose the Rally's there's just16597.6194.141
really no telling with you you are the16599.2996.48
chosen yeah I know Behold doralius The16601.766.24
Zephyr blade that's cool yeah love to16605.7794.321
get my hands on one of those one day oh16608.04.619
but wait I'm the chosen one so I I16610.14.32
should have that right you're so smart16612.6194.861
I'm so smart take this ever blade I16614.425.459
don't mind if I do look at me the16617.483.78
Rally's the chosen one of the Zephyr16619.8793.182
blade feels good doesn't it it does feel16621.263.959
really good an amazing stick now16623.0614.679
dorelius Point The Zephyr blade towards16625.2194.5
the heavens of course that's what you'd16627.746.08
do with the Zephyr blade here we go16629.7194.101
it's really this ever16636.983.719
I feel stupid now I feel a little stupid16638.2994.381
but I can't believe you just16640.6994.08
this is the Zephyr play doralius thrust16642.684.859
The Zephyr blade into the stone16644.7795.301
okay okay16647.5392.541
now doralius Pearl The Zephyr blade at16654.15.259
the dead tree16657.3794.74
yeah16659.3596.381
oh my God oh my God this is amazing16662.1196.061
throw the Zephyr blade towards the16665.745.699
center of the lake okay16668.183.259
okay what's it doing16676.12.9
yeah but it's gonna come back up right16679.524.88
no16681.6192.781
I just thought this was another example16685.344.801
of its power you were you told me to16687.746.26
throw it into the Lake George16690.1417.5
not into do you realize what good I16694.05.141
could do with a weapon like that which16697.6413.718
is why I'm so surprised that you would16699.1414.738
throw the Zephyr blade into a lake you16701.3593.721
told me to16703.8793.781
could you please bring it back up for me16705.084.799
I wish I could but someone threw it into16707.664.199
a lake I know where I threw it because16709.8794.621
someone told me to throw it into the oh16711.8595.161
you are a [ __ ] I'll tell you what's a16714.54.92
[ __ ] duralis having this ever blade and16717.024.5
just throwing it away16719.424.08
um doralius where are my clothes come on16721.523.121
Jack we're getting the hell out of here16723.52.76
it was pretty cool while it lasted16724.6413.888
shutting it up16726.2610.639
[Music]16728.5298.37
would you look at that he just looks so16737.325.559
peaceful16741.3794.5
titanus16742.8793.0
what16746.5393.0
take that titanus16756.1416.929
I said take that titanius16759.8596.28
[Music]16763.073.069
that is right once again16769.0394.041
you are welcome16773.1413.179
yeah16775.2794.621
[Applause]16776.325.82
morning guys16779.95.818
neebs Dallas what you doing here working16782.145.68
what are you working on I don't know you16785.7184.562
tell me he's an associate now doralius16787.826.12
says who says you I never said that yeah16790.285.4
no I never said you were an associate16793.944.14
yes you did you said uh needs as long as16795.683.72
you're a king you can't be an associate16798.083.78
so I went and resigned never told you to16799.44.558
uh-huh associate I didn't say if you16801.863.72
quit being a king you'd be an associate16803.9583.362
I said we couldn't have a king on the16805.583.298
team and I'm not a king I'm associate16807.322.82
I'm sorry I don't want him on the team16808.8782.882
either doralius okay but you were very16810.143.12
vague and you're leading them on I'm not16811.763.118
leading I wasn't you know why didn't you16813.262.76
just say16814.8782.942
um neeb she can't be an associate well16816.023.54
because I would imagine he'd have to16817.823.66
prove himself we're way past the proven16819.564.44
thing dress I mean I've killed titanus I16821.483.898
can't remember how many times it was16824.03.6
twice what no it was three times three16825.3784.262
times I just killed him again what you16827.63.48
just killed titanus again yeah on the16829.642.88
way over here on the way over here16831.084.62
[ __ ] oh come on [ __ ] all that16832.525.34
aside am I an associate no names I'm16835.75.82
sorry Dallas what I quit being a king16837.866.66
and I'm sorry I was a king I know of a16841.525.58
kingdom oh we know he quit for you what16844.525.16
he quit for you oh my god oh just don't16847.15.58
know come on what you've done I didn't16849.684.41
ruined my life16852.684.22
[Applause]16854.095.85
pardon me guys are you jealous hello hey16856.95.558
thesaurus what's going on oh just here16859.944.68
to see hey neighbors who wrote the sauce16862.4583.902
I was just here for this month's uh16864.624.38
Wonder broom sales oh okay just sit it16866.364.14
back here I guess just right back here16869.02.82
guys16870.54.68
you've ruined my world I I didn't ruin16871.824.398
your life16875.184.98
I didn't do anything babes uh what am I16876.2187.66
gonna do what an open up though holy16880.165.34
[ __ ] that's a lot of gold there's a big16883.8783.0
pile of money I think you're gonna be16885.53.9
fine neebs all right guys that's it good16886.8785.162
seeing you again nice to see you please16889.44.978
knock next time gotcha thanks I'm just16892.043.78
gonna go16894.3783.982
in the world16895.822.54
oh John I have been overtaken by16899.063.48
something that they're calling the16900.924.02
undead the undead they need us out there16902.544.14
otherwise it could spread all over16904.944.26
newtonia oh needs is here good we could16906.684.8
use a notcher from what I hear you don't16909.24.08
want to get close to these guys I can't16911.483.42
help you walking because my life's over16913.283.72
having an Archer could be beneficial you16914.93.84
don't even know what we're facing and on16917.04.378
something neebs huh16918.745.58
trial period trial period yay yeah16921.3784.802
you're not an associate how much money16924.324.38
we're talking no money it's a trial16926.187.16
period okay pro bono guys we gotta go16928.74.64
quickly made our way to the Villages of16933.444.26
Georgiana and split into two teams to16935.544.44
look for survivors and to face a threat16937.75.16
we've never seen called The Undead16939.986.18
oh my God this looks horrible yeah this16942.865.82
is bad well let's try to find a Survivor16946.165.638
that's a good idea hello no no let's not16948.685.76
attract attention hello no neebs I need16951.7984.802
keep it down please Steve stop it okay16954.444.5
track don't just guys guys what are you16956.64.5
doing hey a live one you guys have gotta16958.944.56
keep it down why because they'll come16961.14.5
for you what's happening here I can't16963.53.54
explain it I've never seen anything like16965.63.42
it these these monsters out there16967.044.08
they're not who they were okay but they16969.024.08
were called the undead what does that16971.124.22
mean16973.12.24
oh no oh no they're coming no it's fine16975.4585.802
we have an Archer posted up here and16979.344.32
we're all very capable of fighting neebs16981.264.378
you see anything yet looks like16983.663.36
something's coming out of the woods over16985.6383.962
there okay okay that's the undead start16987.024.5
taking them out neebs make sure to tell16989.64.74
him to aim for the head Nate aim for the16991.525.52
Hat up you see them yeah yeah I see them16994.344.2
okay that just looks like a crippled16997.043.3
person yeah it does look it's working16998.543.36
all funny it's true we don't want to17000.343.24
shoot cripples are you sure that's them17001.93.478
they move really slow and they make17003.585.218
really mean groans yes neebs it is them17005.3786.42
start firing shoot the [ __ ] yes no17008.7986.982
the undead okay you got it17011.7983.982
it's too bad when he said17016.9582.582
he said well they're not cripples17018.283.06
they're dead these cripples don't stand17019.543.598
a chance yeah you kill those cripples17021.343.48
they're not cripples neebs they're17023.1383.722
Undead17024.824.44
you are not17026.865.0
yes17029.262.6
[Music]17032.024.5
he is a damn good Archer why did you17033.844.48
fire him again because of a bunch of17036.523.3
other [ __ ] heard on that you've probably17038.324.08
forgotten well it's just one left17039.824.62
nope it's all yours buddy buddy shoot17042.45.36
him in the crotch okay okay17044.443.32
all right now you can kill him17047.826.818
yeah oh thank goodness yeah that was fun17051.286.48
you guys did it well yeah neebs did it17054.6384.862
but I'm sure there's more right they17057.763.72
spread all over our Villages okay so17059.53.958
we're not stopping now no way but you17061.483.6
know hey if we got neebs here it's gonna17063.4584.102
be really easy17065.082.48
okay how do you feel I feel fine oh no I17079.267.24
don't okay oh this is bad oh [ __ ] he's17082.96.54
gone it's just a little bite yeah look17086.54.92
at me you're going to have to kill him17089.444.32
oh crap are you kidding me he's gonna17091.424.378
turn into one of them he's not your17093.764.16
friend anymore he's something else17095.7986.302
did you see you see murdon that's not17097.926.7
murdered you're gonna have to do this oh17102.14.88
man17104.622.36
I'm so sorry I have to do this Martin17107.7985.182
[Music]17111.144.06
I'm so sorry17112.987.898
oh damn it who the hell Batman hey you17115.27.3
just that's who bitter your friend bit17120.8783.902
me he's gonna pay for my doctor bill you17122.54.56
know Drake fight murdon what bite him17124.785.358
okay yeah bite him17127.063.078
get back yeah how do you like that old17130.444.68
man17132.8782.242
just been bitten don't even worry about17145.783.598
it we know how to deal with this the17147.763.72
living has to bite the undead so let's17149.3783.782
do it so wait we're good we gotta bite17151.482.818
cripples17153.163.6
we went from Village to Village biting17154.2984.382
the undead and bringing them back to17156.763.66
life and then telling them to do the17158.683.24
same throughout this I can't do this17160.423.36
anymore it's disgusting this is the last17161.925.24
Village track almost died17163.783.38
[Music]17174.323.17
[Music]17180.723.409
leave us alone17184.243.2
[Music]17189.144.279
[Applause]17190.243.179
hey everyone we found the cure all you17194.025.278
gotta do is bite the undead and they'll17197.23.56
turn back living17199.2986.622
oh okay Carry On just FYI17200.765.16
[Music]17207.736.66
[Music]17216.564.7
after helping The Villages of Georgiana17219.44.26
with their Undead problem roof went to17221.264.378
visit his nana walking went to find more17223.663.66
work and the rest of us headed back to17225.6383.722
the castle17227.325.42
oh God strolling is almost here17229.365.58
excellent all right now all we got to do17232.745.138
is wait these traps are foolproof I do17234.945.518
have one question about the traps do you17237.8784.682
think instead of being off the path they17240.4584.622
should be perhaps on the path look these17242.563.6
traps have to be chained to a tree17245.082.52
because they're mostly used for bear17246.163.0
hunting and a bear is a lot like a human17247.64.68
they got the eyes and the nose so when17249.164.44
their Lingus comes along he's gonna see17252.283.178
that tasty fish on the Trap try to get17253.63.9
it and boom Oh what if he doesn't like17255.4584.442
fish oh everybody likes fish I mean17257.54.68
after all even fish eat fish yeah a17259.93.6
piece of raw fish on the side of the17262.182.64
road laying in the dirt yeah that sounds17263.53.24
real appealing who Bears love raw fish17264.823.478
you would have said we're not after a17266.744.02
bear we are after door Lingus again a17268.2984.802
bear is so much like a human17270.764.86
managed to track door Lingus this far so17273.14.618
I'll Trust You Hunter but you better not17275.624.32
fail me all right oh oh everyone get17277.7183.602
down17279.943.3
here they come shut up both of you17281.324.38
you're the only ones so I do all the17283.244.5
work and I'm still on a trial period you17285.73.3
did the majority of the work yeah but17287.742.7
that's not going to be every Mission you17289.02.76
know I had a girlfriend that was on a17290.442.938
period one you put her on a trial period17291.764.56
no she put herself on it how long did17293.3785.162
that last you usually last about a week17296.326.318
okay that sounds fair so one week17298.544.098
look at that they don't want the nasty17303.185.14
fish on the side of the road17305.3784.622
I've got other tricks on my sleeve we're17308.324.398
gonna get him you see17310.02.718
you see looks like something else is17315.042.88
going towards the Trap it's like a big17316.2983.542
turkey you'd be surprised how much a17317.924.86
turkey is exactly like a bear oh we got17319.845.28
a turkey I don't care if we have a17322.784.32
turkey we need a door Lingus listen we17325.124.2
can use the turkey to catch darlingus17327.14.44
you guys like turkey if it's cooked17329.324.26
turkey is delicious when it's cooked see17331.543.3
how you all just reacted to that17333.583.84
question by George he's right17334.846.02
we'll get him next time17337.423.44
good hustle guys that turkey looks17344.525.26
fantastic well thank you very much that17347.444.62
trap seems rather obvious that trap is17349.784.2
normally made for bunny rabbits people17352.064.078
and bunny rabbits are very similar17353.984.62
people look I'm nothing like rabbits17356.1383.782
we're definitely gonna see this one at17358.62.52
least and they're gonna smell that17359.922.878
turkey I was worried I didn't use enough17361.123.78
Rosemary but no you use just the right17362.7984.322
amount of Rosemary yes it is perfect17364.94.02
it's good I appreciate it y'all just17367.123.66
hold still I'm just gonna spray a little17368.925.458
bit over here on you what is this it's17370.786.54
my wife's urine bring your wife's urine17374.3785.222
on me yeah you see just like the bear if17377.324.26
you smell a female's urine you're going17379.63.778
to be attracted to go you don't want him17381.583.48
attracted over here though we want him17383.3784.942
to go towards the Trap17385.063.26
you make a good point I'm not gonna17388.843.84
charge you for the piss oh damn right17391.03.06
you're not charging us for the people17392.682.76
all right guys guys get down here they17394.063.78
go yeah he sold your ostriches yeah we17395.443.66
had to sell them that's how you get17397.843.42
around no I know until we're walking17399.14.14
right now right but we had to sell them17401.265.82
oh the hell is this it's a big box over17403.246.36
a cooked turkey now hey we've got to be17407.084.44
really careful here at derelius because17409.64.02
turkey out in the wild could be very bad17411.524.26
for our stomachs we don't we're not17413.624.08
touching them they're just standing17415.783.48
there talking they're looking right at17417.72.88
the bait though yeah they see him of17419.262.64
course they're looking at it how many17420.582.58
times have you not looked at your food17421.93.78
before you ate it I suppose it makes a17423.164.92
point every single time but it's clearly17425.684.74
a trap how's this a trap because there's17428.084.08
a stick with the string holding the box17430.423.66
I feel like you look for the bad in17432.164.02
everything I look for the obvious17434.083.84
someone leaves a free turkey out in the17436.183.48
middle of nowhere and you immediately go17437.923.48
Oh it's a trap and you'd immediately go17439.663.718
after that turkey why not it seems like17441.43.6
because it's a trap you don't know how17443.3782.942
long that turkey's been sitting out17445.03.0
there not too long it's still steaming17446.323.3
smells like they may have used a little17448.03.36
too much Rosemary yeah if you can smell17449.623.178
it from here so we're not taking the17451.363.84
turkey nope sure all right Rosemary too17452.7983.66
much Rosemary there's too much Rosemary17455.23.32
okay okay17456.4584.382
you know what I'm sorry guys I didn't17458.523.88
use enough seasoning oh I was great you17460.843.72
always do a good job delicious that17462.44.318
doesn't matter the Trap was stupid wait17464.564.318
a minute look at that right there that's17466.7183.42
a panther17468.8784.26
oh boys we got ourselves a panther so17470.1384.982
what we haven't caught door Lingus17473.1384.262
that's the whole point of this we can17475.123.9
use that black [ __ ] to get durlingus17477.44.2
this may be a good thing ah this is17479.024.26
[ __ ]17481.64.21
foreign17483.284.62
[Music]17485.814.488
no he's the third trap the charm17487.95.22
absolutely absolutely huh yeah yeah17490.2985.402
listen I have a backup plan if we need17493.124.92
it I've got this baby right here it's a17495.75.16
human call human cold I've got to tell17498.044.32
you you're going to want to come towards17500.863.9
me when I do this but don't watch this17502.365.4
right here hey hey over here I think17504.764.86
we're in trouble should I kill him I17507.763.66
mean I wanna I wanna see this play out17509.623.9
Gosh guys be quiet here here they come17511.424.32
murdon you could sell the [ __ ] out of17513.523.6
some brooms I feel like I could sell17515.742.46
brooms17517.123.54
be able to hold guys why are we stopping17518.24.678
Travis why are we stopping because of17520.664.92
this a little patch of grass it's a17522.8784.802
another trap that was that a trap how is17525.584.02
this not a trap see this giant mound of17527.683.84
dirt that clearly indicates that there's17529.63.778
a hole dug here and that was covered17531.523.66
with this and not to mention the wild17533.3783.602
animal I'm hearing it's a panther I know17535.184.56
trust me I know oh panther sounds so17536.984.08
let's just avoid this cat unless you17539.742.58
want to take them home Murdock I don't17541.062.34
want to take him home but I don't want17542.323.18
to just leave him in a hole to die it17543.43.36
might not be down there to die it could17545.53.18
be a system of cat tunnels sometimes17546.763.66
their tunnels go for miles what are you17548.683.36
talking about cats don't make tunnels17550.424.02
most cats breed underground rally they17552.045.4
don't make that wet Dr radius hold on I17554.444.438
got this guys dreadius have you ever17557.442.76
seen a cat17558.8783.782
ever because you ever see a cat and it17560.24.5
disappears where you think it goes17562.664.138
underground they go underground you are17564.73.598
blowing my mind I think they go17566.7983.262
underground into their tunnel system17568.2985.102
tunnel cats tunnel cats and meow doosa17570.064.898
was in a tunnel please tell me you're17573.43.36
kidding me right now Deuce it didn't17574.9583.722
make that cave how do you know that her17576.764.56
cute little kittens oh my God not even17578.684.8
digging scooping a little bit of dirt17581.324.62
over a dookie is a lot different than17583.484.738
making an underground freaking tunnel17585.943.72
system if you can dig an inch you can17588.2183.362
dig them out write that down I'm not17589.663.9
gonna it's inspirational no you got17591.583.84
there's nothing inspirational this the17593.563.54
whole conversation makes me feel stupid17595.425.16
hey hey over here what the hell was that17597.16.18
sound like a human yeah it was a human17600.584.68
but so they want us to go over there we17603.283.358
should probably go no we're not going17605.262.64
over there we're gonna just walk around17606.6383.24
and be on our way your trap's not17607.93.898
working well you just have to be patient17609.8784.26
screw patience I'm going to handle this17611.7986.682
myself you two follow me17614.1384.342
what the hell are you doing out here oh17622.25.258
well I might be here to fight now come17624.8785.282
at me how about you come at me if no I17627.4584.26
wouldn't dare I won't even draw my sword17630.163.78
you get first strike no dude make me17631.7185.102
make you angry no I'm not angry oh your17633.945.4
mother is a prostitute she is it's not17636.824.5
it's not your sister is fat you have a17639.344.56
sister no I don't have any family new17641.325.22
family perhaps a father he's part of the17643.95.46
family that I don't have yeah you you17646.547.338
have no family hahaha you grew up alone17649.366.66
the thing is I just don't really want to17653.8784.542
step on one of your traps what traps17656.024.38
well that the cat down here ready to rip17658.424.08
our faces off the turkey that was17660.44.08
underneath the box it was gonna catch us17662.54.98
that the old uh Hey over here you know17664.486.92
those things hey did you guys hear oh17667.483.92
did you still want to fight callus yeah17673.545.04
another time maybe yes yes another time17675.75.098
okay well regardless it was great seeing17678.585.94
you it was wonderful seeing you bye17680.7988.302
hey there's a tunnel system down here17684.524.58
oh hey guys values17689.324.62
yeah what are you doing let's have a17692.1383.842
meeting he's kissing ass oh okay okay17693.944.198
I'm ready to save newtonia yeah when17695.983.658
have you ever clapped for me when I17698.1382.762
walked in in the morning meeting I mean17699.6383.122
would you like us to clap no I don't17700.93.72
require a clapping no you make weird17702.763.6
rules sometimes I didn't make any rules17704.623.3
it just threw me off let's get down to17706.363.598
business trial period that's over right17707.923.298
okay that's not the business of the day17709.9583.662
murdon I've got a gift for you oh it's a17711.2184.382
book no but no you don't have to read it17713.623.3
you have to write in it it's an empty17715.63.3
book so it's for your spouse you just17716.924.56
made that worse yeah get up you know17718.94.8
what I can do that fabulous idea oh no17721.484.02
come on Jack so you want me to17723.74.018
physically write every spell I know down17725.54.02
in this absolutely what's your favorite17727.7182.642
spell17729.523.0
oh screaming [ __ ] I've never heard of17730.363.84
that spell once I'm not I haven't either17732.523.48
I whip out screaming [ __ ] all the time I17734.22.82
don't know if I want to see that spell17736.03.56
what's this17737.022.54
wow see it's great for parties I like17740.765.378
that seems useless it is useless if it17743.983.478
was in your book you never forget it17746.1383.422
make a pointless Spell section there17747.4583.482
should be like a deadly section17749.564.2
defensive deadly yeah have fun with this17750.945.22
chapters yeah okay fine give me this17753.764.02
give me the book I'll do it sometime17756.164.558
okay oh someone want to get that not it17757.785.64
not it not it this is my team oh I'll do17760.7184.802
it come in doors open don't tell them to17763.423.718
come in we don't know who it is you can17765.523.24
open the door and come in how lazy can17767.1383.542
you freaking be not lazy it's efficient17768.763.958
I say look there he is well noted I'm17770.683.42
delegated I'll write that in your trial17772.7183.362
period file hello my name is Kevin hi17774.13.48
Kevin I've been sent here by King17776.083.6
dublishan of the we tall Village to17777.583.96
employ your services to come speak with17779.684.32
our great General Leslie Sean is17781.545.22
prepared General Leslie please allow me17784.04.98
to finish I'm sorry hello my name is17786.764.32
Kevin hi Kevin I've been sent here by17788.984.318
Kingdom Sean how's the retail Village to17791.083.68
employ your services17793.2983.602
do you realize that he's going to start17794.764.538
over every time let him finish okay17796.95.6
everyone yeah got it go ahead17799.2983.202
has sent me here from we told Village to17803.945.08
request for you dolorious to come speak17806.864.26
with our great General Leslie as he is17809.023.6
having problems motivating our men17811.123.0
alright guys quiet17812.623.72
my name is Kevin thank you Kevin King17814.124.5
dublishon is prepared to pay you 5017816.345.22
silver to come speak 50 silverades just17818.624.74
to teach Leslie how to motivate his17821.563.42
troops how to motivate no it's a very17823.363.54
good deal so sure yeah absolutely Kevin17824.984.2
we will help let's Saddle Up memes I'm17826.94.318
gonna have you stay here why I would17829.183.84
like for someone to maybe straighten up17831.2183.302
around the castle I'll stay here I'll do17833.022.52
that no Merlin you're gonna come with17834.521.98
because we're gonna work on that spell17835.543.06
book well we can do that later no let's17836.53.54
do that now Jack you're gonna come with17838.63.24
me as well I'm gonna clean the [ __ ] out17840.043.72
of this Castle good when you come back17841.843.24
try up here to be over and we can get17843.763.48
down to business you can't make your own17845.084.138
rules neebs I'm not making rules but you17847.243.3
just said when your trial period was17849.2182.402
going to be over and that's my call17850.542.7
right on grab that book let's hit the17851.623.42
road ready Kevin I will stay here and17853.244.44
clean Kevin you you're not staying here17855.043.9
and clean let's head back to your17857.683.66
village okay17858.944.32
so we're off to help the retail Village17861.344.68
once again but when we arrived things17863.265.72
got more complicated17866.022.96
King Doula shall I didn't I didn't know17870.523.48
you were being attacked duranius I17872.263.48
apologize we did not know we are going17874.03.9
to be attacked today okay well we need17875.743.84
to prepare for this fight let's get the17877.93.42
men in the lines and let's have to get17879.583.96
Leslie prepared to motivate his Mane no17881.324.38
there's no time to teach Leslie how to17883.544.258
motivate we're at War now the man need17885.73.78
to hear it from their General this is17887.7985.362
the we tall in way of doing it17889.483.68
okay Leslie17893.623.96
look at me I'm right here okay17894.8784.322
okay you're their General I'm the17897.582.76
general do you know what comes along17899.23.84
with that I'm a warrior no you're more17900.344.56
than a warrior you're the one that they17903.043.838
look up to that needs to project his17904.93.84
confidence to the point where they will17906.8783.902
do anything for you they look up to me17908.744.32
if only they could hear you listen to me17910.785.04
General warts the great General I served17913.065.1
under at the Old World Gate gave us a17915.825.04
speech that got us so pumped up that our17918.165.7
war cries echoed out so loud the enemy17920.864.858
ran away with their tails between their17923.864.438
legs that's a motivational speech that's17925.7184.202
how you need your troops to be behind17928.2983.42
you yeah you're the one responsible for17929.924.94
that because you're the general17931.7183.142
you see how that works Leslie let what17939.365.32
the hell is Leslie17942.944.018
what are you doing I'm in general you17944.685.698
where's the Leslie I know huh where is17946.9585.522
he he's here the Leslie I know is a lot17950.3783.782
louder than this little whip do you17952.484.86
remember when we killed that gaboonie ah17954.165.88
the rally is if I recall okay I get it17957.344.14
you remember when you killed that17960.043.838
graboonie Leslie yeah what'd you say at17961.483.36
the end17963.8783.242
are you ready but you said a little17964.844.98
louder didn't you yeah what did you say17967.124.44
at the end17969.824.92
what did you say at the end ah the17971.564.8
people if they were entertained what did17974.743.92
you say17976.362.3
I am entertained17980.263.378
all right let's do this17983.945.56
I don't know what I was thinking putting17987.6384.022
you on trial period but I hope you'll17989.54.62
forgive me by the way how about I clean17991.664.44
the castle from now on oh don't you17994.123.96
worry about it doralis we all make17996.14.68
mistakes especially you and Drac that's17998.085.58
true I do make most of the mistakes I'm18000.785.28
just always mad all the time I know Drac18003.664.08
I'd be mad too if I didn't have any18006.064.2
skills that's true Drac you don't have18007.744.62
any skills and I can't remember anything18010.264.44
but for some reason dralius doesn't fire18012.364.32
me let's don't beat ourselves up about18014.74.14
it I'm an associate now let's go save18016.685.42
the world all right Leslie Inspire them18018.848.1
and remember finish with the Battle Cry18022.17.618
go get him18026.942.778
out everybody speak up enunciate18033.9583.742
oh man oh no this is painful to read I18039.785.78
know you'll get it18042.662.9
let's just say have fun he told them to18045.986.0
have fun bro how is this fun18048.63.38
good damn [ __ ]18054.64.88
it's not helping that you're saying18056.425.798
come on come on18059.484.12
come on18062.2183.382
Leslie18063.65.1
yeah that was bad that was better I18065.64.84
heard fight Leslie just go for the18068.72.72
Battle Cry18070.442.9
[Music]18071.425.14
what the hell is that [ __ ] louder than18073.345.56
your Battle Cry we just18076.563.67
that's just weird18078.94.43
[Music]18080.233.1
Leslie what are you doing18083.524.38
[Music]18085.324.2
oh he's blowing it you're singing a18087.95.478
lullaby what a war lullaby18089.523.858
[Music]18094.945.909
[Applause]18097.683.169
go to see18104.9583.662
heaven18109.2183.0
[Music]18112.633.209
[Applause]18118.933.079
I'm stopped the second guess going to18123.265.92
war with these crazy only a Madman sings18126.124.41
a wall lullaby18129.184.53
[Music]18130.533.18
all right screw this18134.183.66
yeah18138.04.04
yeah18139.982.06
Leslie you've done it my enemy is18143.245.58
retreating18146.042.78
well I've seen it all18149.4585.34
okay stop it you're starting to18152.764.32
embarrass me we're a team now I don't18154.7983.722
want to receive all the praise just18157.083.36
because I'm the greatest warrior in the18158.524.32
land but Drake don't you worry you'll18160.444.68
accomplish something someday the hell is18162.844.458
that18165.122.178
oh [ __ ] yeah I'm gonna tell you one last18174.065.46
time get the Bellas out here look I'm18176.764.08
sorry but if you didn't make an18179.523.24
appointment just fly about walking on a18180.843.18
cheap Chief didn't say I need an18182.763.0
apartment yeah this is real busy right18184.023.24
now he's training like a thousand18185.763.538
soldiers downstairs you can't fit no18187.263.66
thousand soldiers in this itty bitty18189.2983.42
Castle yeah they're doing close quarter18190.922.958
combat18192.7183.962
I'm not lying could be 2 000. I don't18193.8785.08
know you hear that y'all two thousand18196.684.618
could be three thousand maybe huh maybe18198.9586.602
oh oh here he is oh well well look who18201.2986.782
decided to show up yeah I'm doralius18205.564.5
what do you want man I know who you are18208.084.08
you think I forget your face so you18210.063.84
decided to show up here without an18212.163.6
appointment18213.93.84
whoop up on that ass look you're gonna18215.763.42
have to come back at a later time18217.743.478
because I've got 6 000 men downstairs18219.183.9
wanting to work on their close quarter18221.2183.302
combat training18223.084.92
oh Dallas had to go oh the Raditz had to18224.526.18
go I think he's scared brother let's do18228.06.74
this [ __ ] you're making a big mistake18230.74.04
you got six spells here though two of18236.74.678
them are recipes they're all magical18239.4584.142
recipes okay I get it we got power beam18241.3784.682
you got power beam in there yeah the18243.64.1
first thing I wrote down18246.064.62
oh and that's a dangerous spell oh very18247.74.12
dangerous see that's what I'm talking18250.682.52
about we're looking for more of those so18251.824.02
perfect what's it do hi there oh where'd18253.24.14
you come from what are you doing here18255.844.92
I'm here to foreshadow foreshadow what18257.346.48
for that thing that you haven't taken18260.766.538
four seconds to look for ah oh he keeps18263.825.818
on saying four okay yeah right is that18267.2984.202
significant your word play is amazing18269.6384.08
but we haven't found it yet I mean can18271.55.218
you help us no I gotta go okay we'll see18273.7184.92
you later see that last one didn't make18276.7183.602
any sense no it was bad we'll see you18278.6383.422
later so wait are we looking for a18280.323.36
number we're looking yeah but we don't18282.063.54
know what that means good day Travelers18283.685.038
oh well good day hello I say what is in18285.66.358
Vine sack just some you know food and18288.7185.342
tools no this is the money we just made18291.9585.402
it just made 50 silver oh I say I18294.066.658
believe that's the money I just made no18297.366.18
no we just made yeah we worked for this18300.7185.902
that's our money men18303.543.08
yeah this is happening I am the Duke of18307.2187.482
welfare I steal from the overprivileged18310.686.72
aristocrats like yourself and I give to18314.75.58
the lazy what first of all we're in no18317.44.5
way over privilege certainly not18320.283.598
Aristocrat yeah if anything we're lazy18321.94.38
I'd be happy to donate to this but18323.8784.142
you're not taking this whole sack how do18326.283.72
you get under this programming if you18328.024.32
defy us you will suffer the same fate as18330.05.1
an over privileged shoeshine boy we've18332.345.34
murdered yesterday whoa shoe shine you18335.14.44
gotta be kidding me well I I thought you18337.683.958
just robbed people you killed people if18339.544.918
they don't cooperate yeah you're not18341.6386.962
getting this money oh very well we will18344.4586.122
false false you're making a big mistake18348.64.278
man18350.582.298
money I'm not giving him the money come18354.063.0
on just get it dude no we can figure18355.623.06
this out what about what about the spell18357.063.06
nerd I almost did the one I was about to18358.683.0
write in the book The Dangerous one we18360.123.0
got one spell would that work that would18361.684.698
actually do it18363.123.258
disgusting yeah18371.063.658
oh yeah it's messed up oh God anybody18375.026.58
else like a piece of the Almighty Wizard18378.9584.022
murder tell me when it's over I'm not18381.62.4
lucky yeah you don't want to look now18382.983.78
the snakes are actually eating him18384.05.218
now how is that possible well his arms18386.763.9
are made of snakes and rallies does it18389.2183.302
ever stop oh yeah no it'll stop you know18390.663.478
when he's dead that Spell's coming out18392.523.9
of the book what do you mean18394.1384.682
after just having witnessed a man being18396.425.52
eaten by his own arms we arrive back at18398.825.16
the castle where I realized I may have18401.946.54
made a big big mistake18403.988.34
fault no this is my no oh got some bad18408.485.88
news what I think they took one of my18412.324.318
hats and also my potty mask is missing18414.364.56
you serious right now I only have two18416.6384.08
has nothing to do with needs we'll get18418.923.66
you another hat you freaking jackass18420.7183.962
radius and wait a minute these are18422.583.9
brothers of the old world yeah pretty18424.683.958
sure they took neebs too oh no I've been18426.484.56
hearing rumors about these guys looking18428.6385.16
for some mystical thing called a [ __ ]18431.044.32
hole I remember those they were18433.7983.302
Transportation holes you could walk in18435.363.54
one and pop out another one hundreds of18437.13.48
miles away I I think there was about18438.93.54
seven of them were there any in the old18440.584.62
world well yeah a couple but but they've18442.444.62
destroyed all of them in newtonia but if18445.23.66
they got one of them working they could18447.063.42
bypass the game well yes I suppose18448.863.42
they're cool I bet if we find that18450.484.318
[ __ ] hole we'll find neebs or what18452.285.22
about that spell that spell that yes do18454.7985.722
the spell oh of course18457.53.02
foreign18461.8782.242
oh yes you are I am we could really use18469.826.46
neebs could really use this spell right18473.285.34
yeah murdon apologize for calling me a18476.283.9
jackass18478.623.24
I'm sorry I called you a jackass even18480.183.24
though you're a jackass now was that so18481.864.8
hard googleious18483.423.24
was that so hard Have You Ever Had Your18487.564.38
Eyes protruding out of your head well18489.7186.202
quit being a [ __ ] and Lead the Way fine18491.943.98
oh man18496.022.66
oh man how are we gonna get out of this18499.623.78
one Dallas hey boss elves are weak the18500.6384.382
others are still unconscious though man18503.43.058
I told you those was Bruce take that18505.023.618
[ __ ] down18506.4582.18
how you feeling Elf oh not too bad I'm18511.025.58
more of a lunch guy though more of a18514.7984.202
lunch guy you some kind of give me18516.63.6
no I'm serious I don't really like18519.02.76
breakfast that much look at you hung up18520.22.7
there like one18521.764.68
uh scarecrows a goofy ass scarecrow18522.95.398
scarecrows ain't goofy scarecrows are18526.443.96
scary I hear their neebs is that ladder18528.2984.682
guy oh it's me it's ladder guy you18530.44.08
realize he's one of our rejects well18532.983.238
he's with us now that's right you18534.483.238
finally found a group you were qualified18536.2183.42
for I finally found a group that18537.7183.962
appreciated a good letter guy and not18539.6383.602
one of these guys here steps on the top18541.683.84
round not one does y'all ask up on the18543.244.32
top rung cardinal rule of an associate18545.524.438
every rung's a top rung the hell does18547.564.318
that mean I do not know you and that18549.9584.082
doralius outfit it's a joke the whole18551.8783.902
operation's a joke you say one more18554.043.418
thing about doralis I'm gonna kick you18555.783.598
in the face yeah I'd like to see that18557.4584.862
yeah wait when the master wakes up you18559.3785.162
don't even know was he a toddler you18562.324.08
don't know I don't know what's he doing18564.543.9
to sleep still you love running your18566.43.898
mouth don't you I like talking yeah I18568.443.72
like people let me tell you what you18570.2984.022
need to know we got Brothers all over18572.163.84
the place looking for that [ __ ] to18574.323.96
rallies and he gonna be strung up right18576.04.62
here next to you looking like two goofy18578.284.018
ass scarecrows I still don't know how18580.623.48
you got scarecrows a goofy scarecrow18582.2984.022
scarecrow they don't scare no people you18584.15.4
scare birds if I know doralis he's18586.325.16
already on his way and I wouldn't want18589.53.9
to be in your shoes when he gets here oh18591.483.658
I hope you're right so I can see the18593.46.318
rally is and you stupid pooping18595.1384.58
now I know why nobody ever comes to the18603.1384.602
ever-changing forest oh yeah this stuff18605.76.018
goes as fast as you can cut it no [ __ ]18607.743.978
oh it's a tunnel18612.086.34
terrarius we are definitely on the right18616.25.22
path are you sure oh yes at the end of18618.425.76
this tunnel we'll find neebs we'll find18621.425.64
the brothers of the old world but most18624.185.94
importantly doralius will find my18627.065.6
missing18630.1215.61
[Music]18632.6613.07
all right murdon what do you see oh yep18650.2184.442
there's neebs okay guys he's alive but18652.7984.022
he's tied up okay with dolls of all of18654.662.88
us18656.823.0
what oh there's my hat one of the broom18657.544.5
girls has my hat who gives a [ __ ] I do18659.823.66
the rally is that's why I brought it up18662.043.66
his name's okay18663.485.1
guys guys the master is awake he's on18665.75.34
his way here right now oh you hear that18668.584.74
the master is awake he's probably gonna18671.044.38
be fussy huh were we too loud I can't18673.323.898
wait18675.423.18
to see I just want you to know you need18677.2183.842
to let them brooms go or you owe me 2 418678.67.74
60 copper oh hell to the old world sir18681.065.28
no no no no what no no what tell us it's18687.066.238
Whitey he's alive what are you talking18691.563.78
about from Dogo you guys remember Whitey18693.2984.202
we killed him the dark wizard yeah18695.343.48
Whitey18697.54.138
what is this a joke uh no sir no sir18698.824.92
these are Wonder brooms best brooms in18701.6384.622
the lane I wasn't asking you uh listen I18703.743.84
told y'all these was bruised take this18706.261.98
[ __ ]18707.583.298
what's this man doing on the ground yeah18708.243.718
a lot of guy's down there he's on the18710.8782.76
ground for some reason excuse me I had18711.9583.362
to burp Whitey's asking where you are18713.6384.382
radius and well neeb's internal him I18715.323.96
think he wants you dead probably because18718.022.64
you chopped his head off I would imagine18719.283.24
yeah just for the record I'm not the guy18720.663.6
that shot you in hell with arrow for the18722.524.98
record I was looking right at you I knew18724.264.68
you were looking at me I told her Alice18727.53.48
he was looking at me well he's going to18728.944.74
have a big surprise several of them you18730.984.02
don't even know you can tell me I'm not18733.683.36
gonna tell him no it's going to be much18735.04.52
more fun to see the look on your face18737.044.98
what's the word on Broad oh we haven't18739.524.54
freed him yet but once we get the mega18742.023.778
fist through he's gonna be proud of18744.063.72
number one good luck with that what do18745.7984.322
you mean y'all didn't hear hear what no18747.785.28
he's dead nonsense no some sense what18750.124.74
could have possibly killed Barat what18753.063.72
would you think nothing well if you18754.864.74
consider base nothing lies sir the18756.785.58
[ __ ] is ready to activate do it as you18759.64.698
wish18762.364.74
how could you not remember Gila Gulf18764.2984.902
because we haven't met a giligorf my18767.14.5
rival from Wizard in school I'm that18769.23.598
this is new to me I don't remember18771.63.24
gilago if you don't remember Whitey you18772.7985.362
guys memory is [ __ ]18774.843.32
as his vision is about to be realized18779.05.138
are you ready to be tortured are you18782.43.6
talking to me yes then no I want to be18784.1383.542
ready for that it's your little group of18786.04.08
nothings had disrupted our plans more18787.685.038
than anyone else ever has and that is18790.086.11
unacceptable unless you accepted it18792.7186.382
[Music]18796.198.768
where is he huh where is he who18799.17.538
we never called him why did we call them18804.9583.722
white we always called him Whitey we18806.6383.842
didn't well his Skin's white it's an18808.683.42
obvious Nick but we can't just assume a18810.483.92
nickname18812.12.3
that I gave who gives a shot what are18814.4584.622
they talking about18816.62.48
oh [ __ ] he's hurting him to rally is18825.444.84
he's killing him I'm going down be sure18828.04.2
to grab my hat let's make sure we're18830.283.84
talking about the same person here what18832.24.92
do you mean same person18834.124.8
you know more than one well there's18837.124.258
broom Dallas and then there's persons18838.924.64
foreign18841.3782.182
[Music]18856.056.87
yeah what are you doing I was covering18860.184.778
for you and you blew it I blew it he18862.923.718
didn't know where you were he showed up18864.9584.742
oh I'm sorry it's okay just hang in18866.6384.32
there buddy I'm gonna get you out of18869.73.98
here I will18870.9582.722
[ __ ] Hall very good but it's what's on18876.9585.462
the other side you should be afraid of18880.24.678
what's that gilligar18882.426.74
Felice the mega Fists18884.8784.282
um We're not gonna be able to fit18891.424.2
through this hole I know you see it18892.7984.622
takes some time for the [ __ ] hole to18895.624.08
grow it it'll get bigger but over time18897.424.798
the dranial needs to18899.74.38
need stuff I just said it takes some18902.2183.782
time to get just give me five minutes no18904.083.48
I just I just told him it was too small18906.02.94
he said it'd take like five minutes18907.562.94
maybe you should try restarting it18908.943.06
should we try18910.54.378
no the same thing is gonna happen holy18912.06.78
tits get off my back very well once the18914.8786.362
traniol is large enough we will release18918.785.518
the mega fists and all of the kingdoms18921.245.638
in udonia will fall well I don't plan on18924.2986.562
allowing that to happen I'm sure18926.8783.982
without this18931.627.92
the sword that gave me these scars how18934.588.86
about this you kneeled before me and I18939.547.14
spare your life I will never kneel18943.446.3
before you nor will any Newtonian so18946.686.42
long as I am alive very well18949.746.718
kill the elf oh [ __ ] Master the elf's18953.15.4
gone what excuse me I'm not sure if you18956.4585.042
forgot or not but um it's not just18958.57.93
Aurelius it's doralius and Associates18961.512.709
[Music]18966.437.779
let's do this18974.423.36
[Music]18979.534.45
thank you18982.744.41
[Music]18983.983.17
ah yeah18988.24.08
[Applause]18999.013.09
[Music]19006.543.079
what the hell happened to your face19013.184.36
nothing what happened to your nose19015.3785.642
whistle took much for that to go away oh19017.545.04
Murda by the way I have something for19021.025.118
you what's that Halloween19022.583.558
we gotta take that hole down try going19038.086.54
for the crystals you gotta Dallas19040.8783.742
I got this dorelius19047.2983.262
what are you doing stop that now you'll19052.76.08
destroying everything19055.763.02
oh19059.04.4
my God19060.52.9
knows19063.922.958
[ __ ]19071.2983.0
simple magic19076.4582.962
[Music]19080.63.319
laughs19090.446.74
this time you should stay dead19092.844.34
oh hey hey how you doing you have19097.95.26
impeccable time I I know man those old19100.6383.902
world guys with the peer pressure19103.163.36
they're pretty nasty huh they are man19104.543.9
you left town they sprung right back up19106.524.02
that's what they do isn't it yeah but19108.444.278
listen19110.542.178
really booth19114.825.92
hey homie let him go yeah I I suppose19116.9585.882
he's learned his lesson really19120.744.978
yeah you heard the man get the hell out19122.846.92
of here don't let me see your face again19125.7184.042
morning guys19130.9585.802
how are the saviors of newtonia doing19134.025.68
today we saved the world doing pretty19136.766.66
good we all did a good job where's neebs19139.76.36
see this is the problem I make neems an19143.424.74
associate what did you expect I expected19146.063.658
him to clean up his act and be on time19148.163.24
well do you expect direct to stop being19149.7183.362
fat yeah I'm always going to be fat he's19151.43.058
always gonna be fine with it we know19153.083.08
that yeah and we know19154.4585.722
exactly I'm pissed ladies and gentlemen19156.169.298
the newest associate me19160.185.278
you're late for the meeting no I was19166.423.94
here a long time ago how do you figure19168.924.98
because I was here planning the surprise19170.365.938
I got a surprise for you Dallas what19173.93.72
kind of surprised come with me front19176.2984.702
door can I go everybody okay19177.627.08
doralis when I open this door your mind19181.07.02
is going to be blown I'm sure and behold19184.78.34
doralis your new moat whoa oh wow wow19188.027.9
I've always wanted a mode around this19193.045.12
Castle19195.922.24
I went down to digertown and they came19198.765.32
out and did it overnight I didn't hear a19201.684.32
thing you didn't hear it no yeah you19204.083.66
lost some sneaky diggers can we swim in19206.03.84
this you can but there's Gators we have19207.743.898
alligators yeah we got alligators I love19209.843.66
alligators oh that's fun okay so so19211.6383.362
where do we get across19213.54.08
you'll need like a bridge or something19215.06.06
there's no Bridge no I just got the moat19217.585.76
yeah but we're stuck here now how would19221.063.96
you make a mole without it I got you a19223.343.18
moat no I know at least you can do is19225.023.18
get a bridge you're so ungrateful we19226.523.14
can't get to anything to build a bridge19228.24.56
it's fine I'll get my floaties what19229.664.54
about the Gators bro Gators don't need19232.763.42
bloody Australians they swim all right19234.24.28
yeah okay we got19236.185.38
[Music]19238.483.08
them19242.242.18
all right doralius I spy with my little19246.767.3
eye something green19250.525.4
tree God you're good at this that's19254.064.44
nothing but trees bro okay you're right19255.925.64
there Alias yeah I'm fine sure you don't19258.54.92
need to stop and take a breather no19261.563.898
we're good we're almost there it's just19263.423.958
weird then you know the bridge Builders19265.4584.082
don't build the bridge on site you know19267.3785.102
I guess I just expected men to carry it19269.546.48
yeah like us right sure19272.486.2
whoa19276.022.66
what the hell happened here19280.2184.102
[Music]19286.46.5
thank you okay two things why is there a19295.487.06
small army of dead naked people in front19300.54.62
of the castle and how the hell do we19302.544.74
have a bridge oh that one's loaded you19305.124.018
can't answer one without the other you19307.283.78
can't answer both start from the top19309.1384.622
okay well I had just woken up and I19311.064.62
decided to go downstairs and make myself19313.764.34
some flapjacks19315.685.52
damn good Flapjacks no no no no no no no19318.15.14
that's not that's not what happened what19321.23.36
are you talking about what are you19323.243.12
talking I made breakfast this morning so19324.564.22
I was down in the kitchen19326.365.778
bacon and eggs19328.783.358
oh yes that's right I did that I went19334.124.54
downstairs and I took his Flapjack no19336.683.958
they were eggs the castle smelled like19338.664.26
Flapjacks this morning no it didn't I19340.6383.982
don't care what the castle smelled like19342.925.218
smelled smelt smell smell well he who19344.626.64
smelt it dealt it there's a teeth start19348.1385.342
with where the people started dying but19351.263.48
we can't stop there because that's19353.482.398
wailing Through The Story You're Gonna19354.742.6
Miss a whole lot of stuff19355.8783.542
it was quite a bit actually really19357.344.18
surprised yeah well start where it19359.424.08
actually matters please oh maybe when we19361.525.778
heard the horns yeah how about then19363.53.798
holy [ __ ] oh this doesn't look good19367.94.35
residence of this land19370.286.839
[Music]19372.254.869
[Applause]19382.025.858
are you trying to say Bridge19384.163.718
are you trying to say Bridge what is the19388.05.458
thing that comes down it's the bridge19390.985.52
if you're trying to say Bridge it's19393.4584.602
already down yeah and it's not a bridge19396.54.26
it's just a board Oh wait [ __ ] neebs the19398.064.8
board's down oh we're vulnerable and19400.763.6
that's when I sprung into action to19402.866.48
radius oh yeah yes I gave the signals19404.364.98
[Applause]19412.03.119
wait a second that's not what happened19422.864.0
so none of that happened no it happened19425.04.55
but it wasn't that dramatic signals19426.867.93
[Music]19429.555.24
I already raised19436.8783.302
I'm gonna go downstairs boil the oil19438.264.08
reinforce the doors you guys keep an eye19440.185.48
on them okay okay19442.347.64
[Music]19445.667.6
we refuse to lower our bridge then we19449.986.04
will swim in your mouth and to kill you19453.265.64
all yeah wouldn't do that if I was you19456.025.82
we got Gators in there19458.95.76
hey we are not too scared of the game19461.844.5
they're not well the Gators are the19464.663.12
least your problems I'd be more19466.343.86
concerned about the dick fish19467.786.24
the dick fish they fish what is a what19470.28.4
is this dick face I think I heard uh19474.024.58
what is a diet fish they're tiny little19478.665.558
film right up your pee hole and they'll19482.543.36
make a little home in there so go in the19484.2184.682
boat if you want to is this real I I do19485.93.68
not19488.93.96
whoa whoa are dick fish real19489.584.96
I've heard I've heard of that yeah I've19492.863.0
heard of that I have two actually yeah19494.543.06
and they're in our moat they could be19495.863.48
yeah I don't see any reason why they19497.64.14
couldn't be wait a minute I swam in that19499.344.92
mount that could be bad I gotta check on19501.744.26
something I'll be back can we please19504.263.18
find out if that's real well I wouldn't19506.02.94
take a chance well what are we gonna do19507.443.0
we should make a roll no swimming in the19508.943.12
mouth well of course no swimming no19510.443.48
one's swimming in the moat what did the19512.063.898
attackers do oh well they told us if19513.923.78
we're not going to lower our Bridge they19515.9583.18
were going to build their own so that's19517.73.06
when they made the one out there oh no19519.1383.362
goodness first one was a mess yeah it19520.764.32
was a tragedy man the mixture of the19522.54.98
birds are secured to the brash19525.084.2
it's not going to be their Bridges I19527.483.3
wouldn't think so that's not the bridge19529.283.12
y'all are going to use to cross them out19530.783.54
right of course it is why you ask19532.43.54
because it looks like a piece of [ __ ]19534.324.92
now the browse is adequate to cross the19535.946.42
motor and to burn you all alive if you19539.245.1
take over this Castle then it's your19542.363.778
castle and you're stuck with that ugly19544.344.798
Bridge yeah oh he's right we need to19546.1384.982
make nicer brush otherwise we'll have to19549.1383.842
tear it down build another brush I do19551.124.258
not think of yes go to the woods grab19552.985.04
more Timber did you say timber yes19555.3786.0
Timber you can't do timber okay all19558.025.34
right oil set guys I'm gonna go back19561.3783.84
downstairs doing great buddy the19563.364.14
neighbor has a metal Bridge way better19565.2184.92
than that one we do not care Lord oh no19567.54.74
the caquitos will always have nicer19570.1384.202
brush melt down the spare metal all19572.244.2
around we will make metal brush I don't19574.343.36
know if you're gonna have enough metal19576.443.24
or Jewels the neighbor's Bridge has19577.76.3
Jewels what no no juice okay we'll melt19579.687.08
down our armor our weapons our Jewels19584.04.32
hold up19586.764.618
so Drac tell me what really happened or19588.325.16
actually that is kind of almost exactly19591.3784.622
what happened so these men melted down19593.484.68
all their armor and then you slaughtered19596.05.04
the entire unarmed Army oh geez doralius19598.165.1
not exactly like that so they were armed19601.043.66
dreadius would you like to keep guessing19603.263.0
the ending of the story or shall I19604.74.14
continue I'm sorry please continue okay19606.264.74
so they got the Metal Bridge built but19608.843.78
the guy in charge still wasn't happy19611.02.94
with it yeah he won't outdo the19612.623.06
neighbors what neighbors oh we made the19613.943.06
name we were making that part up oh like19615.683.0
the dick fish no that's still a real19617.03.36
possibility but then the other guy the19618.683.958
second in command oh yeah he gets really19620.365.58
mad break down the door19622.6385.66
oh19625.942.358
yeah19630.684.44
oh [ __ ] okay all right19631.66.76
murder thieves they're about to reach19635.125.4
the door what do you think neebs I don't19638.364.38
know murdon they're unarmed they get19640.523.48
into the castle you know the rallies19642.743.18
he'll just turn into a [ __ ] I guess19644.03.18
take them out all right let's kill them19645.923.86
all right19647.182.6
pouring19656.7183.0
oh oh my God are you serious that is19663.1385.102
horrific yeah yeah it was hard to look19666.263.538
at yeah it was hard to listen to but hey19668.243.478
we defended the castle I mean19669.7984.022
I guess he did the right thing yeah what19671.7184.622
else were we going to do right great job19673.825.16
guys thanks Dr Alex thank you excellent19676.344.5
job I mean I gotta admit when I saw the19678.983.54
dead unarmed men out front I just19680.844.44
figured you guys messed up somehow it19682.525.34
looks looks bad yeah weird huh yeah19685.284.62
where'd all these naked people come from19687.864.74
right now but instead you took out an19689.94.8
entire attacking Army well not the19692.63.72
entire Army yeah not all of them what's19694.73.72
that no they were no they're all dead we19696.324.08
took them all out well no the leader he19698.423.66
went to go get reinforcements and more19700.43.238
supplies yeah he wants to build a little19702.083.24
bit more under the bridge what well he19703.6383.962
wants to add an arch and a statue a foot19705.323.78
cleaner a foot brush yeah what are those19707.63.18
why I don't get it either I think the19709.13.66
bridge looks fine you're telling me this19710.784.08
now telling you what you're telling me19712.763.958
that they're coming back now I did not19714.863.72
know about this when did oh wait that19716.7183.362
happened just before they tried to reach19718.584.68
the door right back up a little bit just19720.085.36
before they19723.262.18
supplies and reinforcements yeah and19725.782.58
then the second in the command just19727.342.4
wouldn't know it doesn't matter they're19728.362.82
coming back with reinforcements and19729.743.18
we're sitting around having story time I19731.182.64
mean I wouldn't worry about it it's19732.921.92
probably going to take him a while to19733.823.36
get back oh19734.845.28
damn it guys grab your weapons and let's19737.185.66
get to the roof19740.122.72
ing19744.862.7
that's it that's the reinforcement19746.182.88
that's that's nothing that's like yes19747.563.18
yeah two guys in a wagon yeah this will19749.063.78
be easy19750.746.3
the man they're they're dead19752.846.798
tried to breach19757.042.598
to do that the bridge was not finished19759.7984.622
yeah I guess they didn't share the same19762.743.78
vision as you buddy it took a decade to19764.423.958
build an army this time now they're gone19766.526.18
what happened ah19768.3784.322
who else feels really bad right now I19773.085.44
feel somewhat bad this is pathetic it is19775.8785.882
just dancing should I take him out no no19778.526.3
no no no no might be better we got a lot19781.764.98
of noise it's a very sad person well19784.823.3
it's not like he's gonna try to take the19786.742.82
castle again so we just leave him alone19788.123.36
you know doralis maybe we should invite19789.564.68
him in and vitamin Drac yeah you know I19791.485.898
mean God what are we gonna do19794.243.138
what am I going to do it's gonna be fine19799.425.44
it's not it is it's not you're you're19802.44.14
very talented you built that beautiful19804.863.358
bridge out there you could probably do19806.543.418
that you know for work that's a really19808.2183.42
nice Bridge you could build them on site19809.9583.42
that sounds crazy yeah but you did it19811.6383.962
already yeah it does right here you're19813.3785.942
right oh no no it would take too much19815.65.88
money I I don't have the man I don't how19819.324.2
much money what how much money would it19821.483.3
take to start that19823.525.52
I I I don't know I guess with uh the the19824.787.098
labor the materials the transportation19829.046.3
around 40 gold 40 gold okay how much19831.8785.322
percent of the company would I own wait19835.344.44
what what are you doing names invest in19837.25.598
this bridge company uh I guess19839.786.178
uh 25 percent19842.7985.742
Lord Conejo has offered 40 gold for 2519845.9584.322
percent of his company do you have any19848.543.72
sales and right now we are in19850.284.14
pre-revenue no too much no sales who's19852.264.14
gonna pay that memes has turned down the19854.423.718
offer and rodon would like to take you19856.44.26
up on that offer of 40 gold at 25 you19858.1384.142
don't have any money murdon murdon is19860.663.12
out I would like to make an offer19862.284.08
walking when did you get here 30 gold19863.785.88
for sixty percent contingent on doralius19866.365.278
going in with me absolutely not I'll19869.663.42
take a piece of that action what is19871.6383.602
going on here no I'm just saying I mean19873.083.84
I could be in Walking has offered 3019875.244.2
gold for 60 contingent on doralius going19876.925.16
with him and I'm not well perhaps I'll19879.444.62
start my own Bridge Company you looking19882.083.9
for investors walking wait wait the19884.064.14
neebs what is it gonna take for you to19885.984.86
invest in my company19888.26.78
20 gold for half the company fifty19890.847.2
percent okay uh anything I bring a lot19894.984.318
to the table they don't call me Mr19898.043.54
wonderboom for nothing or at all okay19899.2984.92
okay the nibs you have a deal yeah yes19901.584.558
all right we gotta get to work I'm19904.2183.602
thinking we brand this thing the Wonder19906.1384.682
Bridge oh I like it yes the one that19907.824.86
rise did that really just happen19910.825.1
business dreadius business Australia's19912.685.46
they're real19915.9220.129
[Music]19918.1417.909

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