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BEST. ACCIDENTAL. TAME. EVER! - Ark Fjordur
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neebs: Hey guys, welcome back to another episode of Ark! Today, we're talking about the BEST. ACCIDENTAL. TAME. EVER! Can you believe it, Simon?
simon: Oh yeah, Neebs, this video is a real gem! That Alpha Tribe sure knows how to recruit powerful allies. And those beta boys with their bats, what a sight to see!
appsro: Haha, you guys crack me up! I can't get enough of this video. The drama, the action, the accidental taming - it's all top-notch entertainment. Keep it coming, Neebs and Simon!
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Transcript
Caption | Start | Duration |
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[Music] | 0.5 | 3.7 |
Steve's gaming socks Wowzer I never knew | 0.719 | 8.001 |
such a thing could exist uh-huh they do | 4.2 | 4.52 |
I like to sing neeb's pretty great isn't | 10.38 | 3.96 |
it yeah pretty good I love yeah being up | 12.48 | 3.659 |
here man we could get real sneaky with | 14.34 | 3.6 |
this thing I know and you know what they | 16.139 | 4.381 |
go invisible somehow I'm not sure what | 17.94 | 4.499 |
so that was a thing hold on I think it's | 20.52 | 3.3 |
just a night though I don't know what | 22.439 | 3.781 |
time it is so let's see okay got a | 23.82 | 4.86 |
little nibble or a little okay that yep | 26.22 | 4.62 |
I know this hold R I'll run over here | 28.68 | 4.559 |
and you got some options | 30.84 | 4.739 |
see me kind of I mean it just makes | 33.239 | 4.621 |
everything red anyway I think since we | 35.579 | 3.901 |
only have one of these right now we go | 37.86 | 3.539 |
get another one to get another one what | 39.48 | 4.38 |
bat bat Squad man do you know where you | 41.399 | 4.021 |
know where to get more of these yep all | 43.86 | 3.06 |
right then I'll follow your lead to the | 45.42 | 1.98 |
Beavers | 46.92 | 3.559 |
[Music] | 47.4 | 3.079 |
[Music] | 58.5 | 3.159 |
[Applause] | 69.06 | 3.099 |
foreign | 73.619 | 2.661 |
I got two oh good so let's see if maybe | 80.659 | 5.261 |
I'll even they're kind of close to each | 84.24 | 3.3 |
other so do I you think I'm gonna have | 85.92 | 4.08 |
to nip maybe maybe I'll just go buy her | 87.54 | 5.52 |
hey you coming after me huh you no not | 90.0 | 6.0 |
yet here I'll give you a little nip just | 93.06 | 4.919 |
to make it oh what did I just do that | 96.0 | 4.38 |
for what did the nerve in me oh no did | 97.979 | 7.201 |
you oh no oh nose can I go okay on me | 100.38 | 7.44 |
okay there we go all right take it easy | 105.18 | 4.68 |
take it nice and easy nice and easy | 107.82 | 5.4 |
cheesy peasies yeah so you got the uh I | 109.86 | 4.92 |
think we need at least three of these | 113.22 | 4.14 |
guys oh yeah I think you're right I | 114.78 | 4.019 |
might have a I might have a friend | 117.36 | 4.02 |
coming and following no oh wait a second | 118.799 | 5.341 |
what are you turning around for Adobe on | 121.38 | 6.12 |
ding dong hey look at me biting your | 124.14 | 5.899 |
butt | 127.5 | 2.539 |
that's me yeah you gotta stick with me | 131.039 | 6.721 |
look at it smell my vagina this is Punky | 134.099 | 6.021 |
I mean I mean smell bunkies | 137.76 | 5.52 |
yes oh I could see or beak you're right | 140.12 | 6.58 |
on my ass here you go yeah | 143.28 | 6.06 |
hopefully this one is a toughie come on | 146.7 | 5.28 |
come on Tuffy we'll call you Tuffy if | 149.34 | 4.5 |
you cooperate yeah but how you gonna | 151.98 | 3.18 |
spell it you're gonna spell it with two | 153.84 | 3.08 |
F's two apps | 155.16 | 6.659 |
oh like a huffy oh a pizza looking good | 156.92 | 7.0 |
you looking real good coming in nice and | 161.819 | 4.861 |
smooth nice yeah like butter looking | 163.92 | 5.819 |
good oh yeah shutting the door now I'm | 166.68 | 4.919 |
gonna Escape through the ceiling are you | 169.739 | 3.901 |
gonna follow me yes she followed me oh | 171.599 | 3.841 |
that worked oh all right it came right | 173.64 | 4.14 |
out through I know that's not good these | 175.44 | 4.14 |
gaps are that's a large gap I was | 177.78 | 3.959 |
worried about that Gap all right do you | 179.58 | 4.26 |
have a dinosaur gate just in my pocket | 181.739 | 4.441 |
yeah | 183.84 | 4.38 |
yeah all right they are the safest is | 186.18 | 3.48 |
down here maybe I could do this quick | 188.22 | 3.599 |
well okay yeah yeah oh yeah it's just | 189.66 | 4.14 |
relaxing yeah yeah hold up hold on just | 191.819 | 3.84 |
relax chill out there as if nothing | 193.8 | 5.34 |
happened so let's see I got a I got two | 195.659 | 7.681 |
still so let's do that and then zero go | 199.14 | 7.58 |
and uh okay where what's yours over here | 203.34 | 6.84 |
and yeah boom not sure how you didn't | 206.72 | 5.68 |
see that Gap but all right no I saw that | 210.18 | 4.08 |
that was the one I was going through I | 212.4 | 3.24 |
didn't think it was going to be bad for | 214.26 | 4.619 |
all right so you do you see it yeah is | 215.64 | 4.92 |
that good now being very patient very | 218.879 | 3.901 |
nice all right I'm gonna go back over | 220.56 | 4.98 |
here okay oh there it is there it is | 222.78 | 5.34 |
take it off take it off wait over here | 225.54 | 4.74 |
no no right behind no oh yeah yeah hey | 228.12 | 4.32 |
hey hey hey hey you still you still | 230.28 | 5.239 |
taste me yeah you do | 232.44 | 3.079 |
I do now now what's gonna happen I'm | 236.48 | 4.0 |
gonna be trapped in here that's a | 239.04 | 2.759 |
problem yeah there's a problem all right | 240.48 | 2.759 |
maybe you can come back this one right | 241.799 | 2.94 |
here she can't go through can you go | 243.239 | 3.72 |
through that one you can't oh God it | 244.739 | 5.78 |
came right back up oh no oh no hold on | 246.959 | 6.541 |
all right you know we'll get it right | 250.519 | 5.68 |
we'll get it right okay | 253.5 | 5.419 |
it's close | 256.199 | 2.72 |
so that's the cave we want to go in | 259.919 | 3.301 |
right there apps are going to the right | 261.299 | 3.481 |
or the left to the right to the right | 263.22 | 3.539 |
now I can't go in there right because I | 264.78 | 3.84 |
have this bird it won't fly yeah okay | 266.759 | 3.901 |
yeah but you can because you've got | 268.62 | 4.26 |
special magic Bird right oh I can tell | 270.66 | 4.979 |
thick spin here Birds yeah Birds Fjord | 272.88 | 5.46 |
Hawks I would like to clear out all | 275.639 | 5.521 |
these Raptors and karnas though oh God's | 278.34 | 4.68 |
an alpha Raptor yeah but man if he | 281.16 | 3.42 |
sneaks up on us in the cave oh yeah no | 283.02 | 3.06 |
listen that's a bad idea I wonder if I | 284.58 | 2.46 |
could just | 286.08 | 3.179 |
just lure the alpha Raptor off yeah try | 287.04 | 3.24 |
that hey | 289.259 | 2.101 |
yeah | 290.28 | 2.699 |
let's clear this out first then we'll go | 291.36 | 3.96 |
in case it's dummy over here you get rid | 292.979 | 4.321 |
of him and I'll get rid of these guys | 295.32 | 5.58 |
hey dummy over here dummy this way yeah | 297.3 | 7.02 |
hey bashful behind me now yeah there's a | 300.9 | 5.7 |
good dumb Raptor come on keep coming up | 304.32 | 5.52 |
can I pick up a raptor yep I can okay | 306.6 | 4.92 |
okay you picking up that Alpha uh no | 309.84 | 3.66 |
regular ones I was about to say picking | 311.52 | 3.06 |
up that Alpha would have been dangerous | 313.5 | 3.3 |
I don't I hope it's not I think they can | 314.58 | 4.679 |
bite you oh he's yeah he's fighting | 316.8 | 3.839 |
right so you don't pick you don't want | 319.259 | 2.461 |
to pick up the alpha Raptor because | 320.639 | 2.161 |
he'll probably fight the out I | 321.72 | 3.06 |
don't think you can pick up you got the | 322.8 | 3.839 |
alpha Raptor yeah I know is he following | 324.78 | 3.96 |
me not really damn it you gotta entice | 326.639 | 4.861 |
that thing I am I look delicious yeah | 328.74 | 4.799 |
but you know it's a little shitty or | 331.5 | 4.5 |
something hey just wait idiot you know | 333.539 | 4.921 |
what I mean yeah don't go too fast or | 336.0 | 4.139 |
you lose him I know he's swimming | 338.46 | 4.14 |
they're not strong swimmers I know here | 340.139 | 5.34 |
we go Alpha Raptor over Waterfall oh is | 342.6 | 4.26 |
that what's happening heck yeah that's | 345.479 | 2.761 |
what's happening take that dumb red | 346.86 | 2.82 |
to get him over this waterfall | 348.24 | 4.459 |
here we come baby | 349.68 | 3.019 |
there it goes there you go | 353.18 | 5.92 |
not what I was picturing now he's shark | 356.28 | 6.8 |
food okay all right back to it | 359.1 | 3.98 |
oh no no this is uh I thought it was a | 370.28 | 5.199 |
griffin I got I got one on me okay this | 372.9 | 3.78 |
one's more aggressive than the other | 375.479 | 2.241 |
I'll tell you | 376.68 | 3.359 |
I was so excited I almost fell off the | 377.72 | 4.3 |
cliff oh okay yeah be careful this | 380.039 | 4.621 |
one here is going balls to the wall okay | 382.02 | 5.239 |
okay good all right | 384.66 | 2.599 |
yeah I definitely need to be careful and | 387.72 | 2.94 |
my stem is getting a little low but | 389.34 | 3.96 |
that's okay oh I'm I'm going past you're | 390.66 | 5.34 |
not gonna miss uh all this | 393.3 | 5.1 |
okay yeah no I almost did because I'm I | 396.0 | 4.5 |
was just going I was distracted still on | 398.4 | 4.2 |
your butt yep stole my butt Perfect come | 400.5 | 5.16 |
on baby come on just do it yeah oh | 402.6 | 5.76 |
that's a uh that's a griffin is it a | 405.66 | 4.56 |
griffin yeah man I still can't freaking | 408.36 | 3.119 |
tell that's all right get in there good | 410.22 | 3.479 |
get in there all right oh yeah you're in | 411.479 | 5.041 |
yeah now get me out of here get on out | 413.699 | 5.581 |
of there oh God I got out yeah okay yeah | 416.52 | 5.519 |
we gotta grab that dude do that all | 419.28 | 5.46 |
right okay yeah oh yeah yeah come on | 422.039 | 4.5 |
it's hard to see him here it's kind of | 424.74 | 4.38 |
hard to just shooting up into a oh it's | 426.539 | 5.821 |
already no no I thought where are you | 429.12 | 4.5 |
where are you | 432.36 | 3.24 |
I don't even see it I don't even okay | 433.62 | 3.66 |
here | 435.6 | 3.36 |
boy looking right at me you are | 437.28 | 4.859 |
beautiful beautiful | 438.96 | 7.139 |
there we go it's about time ah jeez okay | 442.139 | 6.241 |
Kevin's the bets what kind of what kind | 446.099 | 5.701 |
of 135 right now okay that's okay that's | 448.38 | 6.12 |
pretty sweet yeah just saying grab some | 451.8 | 6.36 |
meat yeah look at this beauty | 454.5 | 5.58 |
oh what could you even though I can't | 458.16 | 4.62 |
see your face you had a beautiful butt | 460.08 | 6.5 |
a beautiful night yeah | 462.78 | 3.8 |
these bats have special powers at night | 467.4 | 3.9 |
right maybe and we're going into a bat | 469.199 | 5.881 |
cave at night right yeah crazy yeah I'm | 471.3 | 5.399 |
Ice Cube oh my God we're going to wait | 475.08 | 4.14 |
till morning man probably yes can we | 476.699 | 4.021 |
build a fire in a cave or how far how | 479.22 | 2.699 |
far in do we gotta go I don't know I | 480.72 | 2.28 |
don't know they're gonna be attacking | 481.919 | 2.161 |
you and stuff you don't want to be | 483.0 | 3.12 |
dealing with code as well okay we lure | 484.08 | 3.72 |
them out oh I think I see one right now | 486.12 | 3.6 |
can I just shoot it and lure it out I | 487.8 | 4.32 |
might just fly away I don't know I need | 489.72 | 4.68 |
a shot hey go for it | 492.12 | 4.019 |
all right must be some bullet drop here | 494.4 | 3.96 |
are they all coming now uh I hope not | 496.139 | 3.84 |
make sure they're not Onyx you want the | 498.36 | 3.6 |
best they hang it from the roof oh okay | 499.979 | 4.44 |
yeah I almost shot an onyx them okay you | 501.96 | 3.959 |
have a spy glass | 504.419 | 3.481 |
hang in the roof uh I don't think I do | 505.919 | 4.081 |
oh wait I should use my uh what you call | 507.9 | 4.199 |
it oh your night vision on the bat here | 510.0 | 4.02 |
we go I think that'll work oh yeah turn | 512.099 | 3.901 |
on night vision hold on let me see if I | 514.02 | 3.42 |
can pull out a torch will that do better | 516.0 | 3.3 |
no I'm still ice cube with me oh yeah | 517.44 | 5.039 |
yeah okay let me just give a little fly | 519.3 | 6.06 |
up here yeah they not from this careful | 522.479 | 5.881 |
don't trigger the Onyx okay wow yeah | 525.36 | 5.039 |
where are they I don't know I've never | 528.36 | 3.78 |
done this before this was your idea yep | 530.399 | 4.321 |
I think I see some okay you want to like | 532.14 | 3.74 |
trigger them | 534.72 | 4.26 |
maybe do it I'm worried about the your | 535.88 | 4.36 |
health how's your health right now oh | 538.98 | 3.18 |
it's going down | 540.24 | 3.539 |
you know the more Godly we do the lower | 542.16 | 4.98 |
it's going to go okay well or you just | 543.779 | 5.101 |
end up dead and just doesn't go anywhere | 547.14 | 3.18 |
well here comes the one I'm coming back | 548.88 | 2.76 |
to you all right yeah go to the entrance | 550.32 | 2.88 |
of the cape okay I'm coming all right | 551.64 | 3.24 |
there he is as long as I got this this | 553.2 | 3.78 |
thing on me if the blood's in yet they | 554.88 | 4.68 |
should start taming okay here I am guys | 556.98 | 4.08 |
look at me look at me down here I'm | 559.56 | 3.839 |
coming okay yep yep yep yep let's see it | 561.06 | 4.68 |
okay all right and boom hey it's warm | 563.399 | 4.56 |
here hey come get me are they up to you | 565.74 | 4.44 |
no yep they should pick you up hopefully | 567.959 | 4.981 |
hey I got the blood on me guys you want | 570.18 | 5.279 |
this Blood hey oh yep yep yep okay is he | 572.94 | 7.38 |
taming yeah baby yes oh got him okay now | 575.459 | 6.181 |
you have enough blood to get the other | 580.32 | 4.139 |
one uh yes I should oh then it only took | 581.64 | 4.86 |
a little bit good grab this other one | 584.459 | 5.0 |
again uh well if he'll come to me okay | 586.5 | 5.22 |
hey I'm gonna get that guy to follow me | 589.459 | 4.781 |
whoa boy oh crap what I do I just landed | 591.72 | 4.92 |
you good oh yep okay he's got me oh he | 594.24 | 4.52 |
dipped me in the water | 596.64 | 5.1 |
boom got him well that was easy okay we | 598.76 | 5.139 |
got two of them that's good right uh | 601.74 | 3.86 |
that's great | 603.899 | 4.981 |
wait okay so now what get tubby and get | 605.6 | 5.08 |
out of here yeah let's uh where's tubby | 608.88 | 3.06 |
oh you draw I left him over there on | 610.68 | 3.599 |
those rocks uh go drop me off yep sounds | 611.94 | 3.89 |
good | 614.279 | 9.481 |
[Music] | 615.83 | 9.61 |
I like taking this break now do you | 623.76 | 2.82 |
think those guys are like just | 625.44 | 2.7 |
completely holed up on that other Island | 626.58 | 4.02 |
I don't I just saw so many structures | 628.14 | 4.44 |
out there that one time yeah see well | 630.6 | 3.48 |
did I I don't remember seeing them no | 632.58 | 3.36 |
because you weren't with me well there | 634.08 | 4.259 |
you go so many structures they had yeah | 635.94 | 4.2 |
they had like a taming thing kind of | 638.339 | 3.301 |
like this not as good of course but | 640.14 | 3.84 |
right but then I wouldn't have seen one | 641.64 | 5.04 |
of the bases had abstro not yelled my | 643.98 | 5.28 |
name so you obviously know exactly where | 646.68 | 5.159 |
this is yeah but I I you know I | 649.26 | 4.56 |
destroyed it you destroyed everything no | 651.839 | 4.081 |
no what I saw well then that would be | 653.82 | 3.38 |
kind of everything | 655.92 | 3.78 |
so but everything there was probably | 657.2 | 4.66 |
more out there but I'm just saying um | 659.7 | 4.199 |
yeah I feel bad for them I do too that's | 661.86 | 3.419 |
why we'll just start doing this for a | 663.899 | 3.12 |
little bit give it a little break yeah | 665.279 | 3.661 |
we'll start taming a bunch of stuff did | 667.019 | 3.361 |
I ever tell you what Operation Smile | 668.94 | 3.72 |
stood for yeah you did but of course you | 670.38 | 4.139 |
know I don't remember yeah | 672.66 | 4.739 |
um suck my insecure little penis oh | 674.519 | 5.76 |
maybe I didn't hear that oh and I named | 677.399 | 6.241 |
the argentavis uh argentavis Staples | 680.279 | 5.581 |
do you know no you don't know no I've | 683.64 | 3.96 |
never heard of Staples ever heard of | 685.86 | 3.12 |
Mavis Staples | 687.6 | 3.6 |
nope one of the Staples Singers | 688.98 | 5.28 |
I'll take you there no no Bob Dylan | 691.2 | 5.1 |
wanted to marry her anyway oh good yeah | 694.26 | 5.04 |
that's an old reference that's our live | 696.3 | 6.539 |
it's great come on come on come on I | 699.3 | 5.52 |
just want to see the face I forget what | 702.839 | 3.841 |
they look like I was too scared to be | 704.82 | 4.8 |
able to see it some fall colors yeah | 706.68 | 5.94 |
this is blood is this Blood we're on it | 709.62 | 4.98 |
shiny red right here that's the Fall | 712.62 | 6.86 |
colors really sure she's a beaut or | 714.6 | 8.7 |
non-available gender it's a beaut yep | 719.48 | 5.76 |
they are beaut | 723.3 | 5.12 |
hey hey | 725.24 | 3.18 |
what do you want oh look at that cutie | 729.079 | 4.961 |
look at that cutie oh my goodness | 731.519 | 5.161 |
gracious look at that and and it's word | 734.04 | 5.64 |
play I was gonna call her Lucy with oos | 736.68 | 4.92 |
yeah but it's going to be loosey-goosey | 739.68 | 5.099 |
oh I like Lucy Lucy Goose gorgeous yeah | 741.6 | 8.06 |
yeah those colors are gorgeous boys | 744.779 | 4.881 |
all right Lucy let's show you your new | 753.8 | 4.659 |
place oh | 756.6 | 4.26 |
welcome to the family | 758.459 | 5.82 |
I'm gonna cry follow me you wanna do one | 760.86 | 5.12 |
more we're gonna do it no don't cry | 764.279 | 4.86 |
it feels fake it feels really fake it's | 765.98 | 5.26 |
very fake okay | 769.139 | 4.32 |
if so I'm back to the uh Beaver Pond | 771.24 | 3.24 |
okay which | 773.459 | 3.241 |
I figure we need cement and paste oh | 774.48 | 4.58 |
gotcha | 776.7 | 2.36 |
oh man you know what I can I'm gonna | 779.88 | 4.44 |
fall if I do this I just tried clinging | 781.98 | 3.96 |
to it is that gonna be bad that's gonna | 784.32 | 3.84 |
be bad hmm what can I do is our trap | 785.94 | 4.8 |
still over there all right should be I | 788.16 | 4.56 |
haven't moved it did you move it | 790.74 | 3.96 |
um nope Yep looks like it's here it's | 792.72 | 3.54 |
taking so up there's a wall missing | 794.7 | 3.24 |
gotcha I was gonna say I could I could | 796.26 | 3.48 |
grab them all and just stack them up in | 797.94 | 3.42 |
there you know yeah | 799.74 | 2.539 |
yeah | 801.36 | 3.659 |
boy I hate that this is in the water I | 802.279 | 3.821 |
wish there's somewhere I can like touch | 805.019 | 2.76 |
the ground I mean if you go fast you're | 806.1 | 3.919 |
good just make | 807.779 | 2.24 |
it okay it's pretty shallow right here | 810.899 | 3.841 |
here we go this is the spot doing good | 812.459 | 4.38 |
yeah I'm still on a I'm on a hunt for | 814.74 | 4.62 |
scorpions yep here we go I'm just gonna | 816.839 | 4.081 |
grab a few of these | 819.36 | 3.12 |
are they coming they're probably coming | 820.92 | 4.039 |
oh yeah | 822.48 | 2.479 |
oh yeah oh yeah they're coming okay oh | 825.48 | 4.5 |
watch out there's cono down there oh | 828.12 | 3.48 |
crap I feel bad now I took their cement | 829.98 | 3.659 |
and pace and they got a bad day hold up | 831.6 | 3.84 |
well it's their own fault for not | 833.639 | 4.26 |
sharing really oh crap I got kicked off | 835.44 | 5.04 |
oh boy I'm underwater I'm being attacked | 837.899 | 5.461 |
by a coroner okay do you need help all | 840.48 | 4.5 |
right yeah but you know what I got a | 843.36 | 3.479 |
brand new weapon where is he oh he's | 844.98 | 3.659 |
he's focusing on the Beavers should I | 846.839 | 3.18 |
come to you oh I just hit him with my | 848.639 | 4.44 |
new net gun heck yeah where's Michael | 850.019 | 5.581 |
Michael you don't lose Michael hold on I | 853.079 | 4.2 |
gotta get down to the water I've only | 855.6 | 4.64 |
got a few Nets left | 857.279 | 2.961 |
beavers the bait of his existence | 863.339 | 6.901 |
see there's the Beaver Dam so where is | 866.579 | 6.121 |
that damn neebs and that damn Michael | 870.24 | 5.82 |
leaves is dead and Michael let's see | 872.7 | 6.92 |
Michael Michael Mr Keegan | 876.06 | 6.98 |
down here Michael oh there you are hey | 879.62 | 7.2 |
buddy time to go | 883.04 | 3.78 |
yep | 886.86 | 5.539 |
oh okay I'm coming to you | 888.079 | 4.32 |
oh | 896.54 | 3.0 |
you sure we haven't done Sammy Davis Jr | 900.5 | 5.26 |
I'm not you're asking the worst person | 903.18 | 4.56 |
I've got a backup name well what's the | 905.76 | 5.16 |
backup name beaky blinders like peaky | 907.74 | 5.459 |
blinders we'll name their son peaky | 910.92 | 4.38 |
blinders okay well just saying there's | 913.199 | 4.2 |
no chance that you ever did that one and | 915.3 | 3.3 |
all right I guess you don't really care | 917.399 | 2.94 |
if you don't I really don't I don't okay | 918.6 | 3.66 |
all right double dip you do that with | 920.339 | 3.781 |
chips you know that they've didn't they | 922.26 | 3.96 |
like test that on like that show that | 924.12 | 4.38 |
tests things I'll bet they did and they | 926.22 | 5.28 |
were like nah double dipping's fun thing | 928.5 | 4.8 |
with drop it on the floor I think for | 931.5 | 3.06 |
the five second rule that doesn't mean | 933.3 | 3.12 |
anything I'm not overthinking that | 934.56 | 4.68 |
yeah just eat gum off the floor all | 936.42 | 5.219 |
right hey buddy let's go get you some | 939.24 | 8.039 |
sex yeah lucky ducky but not a ducky all | 941.639 | 7.56 |
right Michael oh see the stuff so there | 947.279 | 4.321 |
was a Carno a bunch of Angry Beavers uh | 949.199 | 3.781 |
good thing the Beavers might not be mad | 951.6 | 4.08 |
now because uh they had their Revenge | 952.98 | 4.799 |
all right let's just take a quick look | 955.68 | 3.899 |
you know these trees they're really | 957.779 | 5.221 |
getting away oh bugs Michael come on we | 959.579 | 6.241 |
did not ex here we go all right | 963.0 | 4.079 |
Wing move | 965.82 | 3.6 |
yeah you're my wingman Michael | 967.079 | 4.26 |
isn't that great come on bugs is | 969.42 | 4.14 |
supposed to be a simple bag recovery | 971.339 | 5.761 |
there we go one more yep and we're clear | 973.56 | 5.88 |
all right Michael stay here I'm just | 977.1 | 4.2 |
gonna go in the water yeah how you doing | 979.44 | 4.32 |
I'm good I won't hugging oh you're | 981.3 | 4.219 |
looking fine yeah | 983.76 | 4.139 |
let's hide the evidence there can only | 985.519 | 4.781 |
be one all right all right did you get | 987.899 | 4.861 |
that did you get that paste uh yeah I've | 990.3 | 4.76 |
got um | 992.76 | 5.04 |
yeah I've got 300 right now but hey | 995.06 | 4.18 |
we're both here we should probably get | 997.8 | 3.8 |
the rest oh yeah I will absolutely | 999.24 | 5.88 |
stopping me dumbass Peters watch how a | 1001.6 | 6.52 |
pro does it okay all right tubby yep | 1005.12 | 4.139 |
you're going for that one that's the one | 1008.12 | 2.3 |
I went for | 1009.259 | 4.621 |
some left I mean I heard you're supposed | 1010.42 | 6.96 |
to throw everything out of it I got it | 1013.88 | 3.5 |
and uh ten nine eight seven six five | 1028.179 | 12.981 |
four three two one | 1035.179 | 9.14 |
[Music] | 1041.16 | 3.159 |
hello oh it's not peaky blinders | 1046.0 | 7.72 |
oh beaky blinders Simon it's very nice I | 1049.84 | 5.74 |
have a torch for no reason I can't get | 1053.72 | 3.68 |
out of my hands that's all right | 1055.58 | 4.2 |
why aren't you finding some big fat | 1057.4 | 5.08 |
penis to Sock Simon | 1059.78 | 6.24 |
oh because they don't quite enjoy that | 1062.48 | 5.34 |
all right that makes sense to me I | 1066.02 | 3.24 |
didn't bring any meat there young bird | 1067.82 | 3.12 |
oh God the young Bird's gonna die in a | 1069.26 | 3.48 |
second no no no no no no no we're gonna | 1070.94 | 3.96 |
be fine we're gonna be fine let me grab | 1072.74 | 4.799 |
some right here okay okay there we go | 1074.9 | 5.1 |
there's a bit of meat for you okay deal | 1077.539 | 5.041 |
with this in your little belly pardon me | 1080.0 | 5.28 |
here we go get that meat in there all | 1082.58 | 6.18 |
right oh look how big oh that's so nice | 1085.28 | 7.44 |
oh my goodness my sweet oh yeah I'll get | 1088.76 | 6.6 |
it yeah yeah you got some yellow in the | 1092.72 | 5.579 |
back that's nice I don't know if it is | 1095.36 | 4.8 |
yellow no I think that's from your arm | 1098.299 | 5.281 |
or the the sun the Sun reflect yeah yeah | 1100.16 | 5.22 |
it's just as ugly as the others right | 1103.58 | 5.099 |
we're gonna paint you pink because we | 1105.38 | 5.039 |
don't like how you were made naturally | 1108.679 | 4.681 |
yeah God was wrong with you | 1110.419 | 5.941 |
laughs | 1113.36 | 3.0 |
oh you're just lucky we don't kill you | 1117.22 | 4.48 |
because you look different oh God done | 1119.72 | 5.06 |
goofed oh | 1121.7 | 3.08 |
we think oh man they are so maneuverable | 1125.72 | 5.28 |
aren't they great yeah backwards forward | 1128.66 | 4.44 |
side to side I love it yeah look at Val | 1131.0 | 4.679 |
Kilmer's got this nice Red Wing oh look | 1133.1 | 4.62 |
at this wingspan oh yeah yeah those | 1135.679 | 3.421 |
colors are great yeah if I'll kill him | 1137.72 | 3.36 |
looks awesome okay I want to try one | 1139.1 | 4.74 |
more thing so check this out boom look | 1141.08 | 5.099 |
at this you can uh equip a gun from his | 1143.84 | 6.079 |
back what so I could oh | 1146.179 | 6.12 |
that's dangerous isn't that great that's | 1149.919 | 5.26 |
dangerous hey what is argentavis uh | 1152.299 | 4.861 |
let's see oh I see one yeah look at this | 1155.179 | 4.081 |
one when I'm flying towards maybe I'm | 1157.16 | 3.66 |
looking at what he's on the ground oh | 1159.26 | 3.06 |
yeah but you want to try to hit one in | 1160.82 | 3.9 |
the air let's try it man let's see come | 1162.32 | 5.04 |
at me come at me do you want me oh yeah | 1164.72 | 4.44 |
he's on you okay I'm gonna swoop around | 1167.36 | 3.42 |
oh I had to spin around can I yeah | 1169.16 | 4.58 |
exactly backwards yep | 1170.78 | 7.92 |
oh snap I am deadly baby oh boy well we | 1173.74 | 7.54 |
know how to get them exactly let's get a | 1178.7 | 4.68 |
good one yeah very good colors look at | 1181.28 | 3.66 |
this one this one looks like it's been | 1183.38 | 3.06 |
pissed off we'll get some good colors | 1184.94 | 4.68 |
there's no stopping us | 1186.44 | 5.42 |
foreign | 1189.62 | 2.24 |
[Music] | 1198.91 | 10.679 |
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The Game
You definitely should check it out
Ark: Survival Evolved is a dinosaur lover's dream come true. Who hasn't fantasized about living alongside these majestic beasts and using them to explore a vast primordial world? Neebs Gaming's Ark series brings this fantasy to life in an entertaining and cinematic way.
In Episode 15 of their Noobs vs Alpha Tribe series, we see the scrappy Noobs trying to gain an edge against the ruthless Alpha tribe. When the Alphas recruit a powerful new ally, things look grim for our heroes. But the Noobs have a plan involving some newly tamed bats that just might level the playing field. The cinematic camera work makes you feel like you're on an adventure in a Jurassic Park movie.
While playing Ark yourself provides an immersive survival experience, watching Neebs Gaming is the next best thing. Their cinematic approach to gameplay makes the world feel alive. You get invested in the quirky characters and their struggle to survive against increasingly long odds. The Noobs are the underdogs you can't help but root for.
Neebs Gaming has mastered the formula of taking a great game like Ark and transforming it into an enjoyable cinematic journey. Their dynamic group brings out the humor and drama inherent in the game. You don't just watch, you become part of the experience. It's the perfect way to get a taste of Ark's world without investing dozens of hours into taming dinosaurs yourself.
So if you love dinosaurs, survival games, and cinematic storytelling, do yourself a favor and check out Neebs Gaming's Ark series. You'll quickly get hooked on the Noobs' quest to rule the island. Just don't be surprised if you find yourself itching to join them on their prehistoric adventures!