Battlefield Friends - Closet Colonel
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neebs: Hey guys, have you seen that Closet Colonel video? It's hands down my favorite!
simon: Oh yeah, that one is hilarious! I love how they make fun of the 'serious' gamers in Battlefield.
appsro: I can't get enough of it! The way they portray the Closet Colonel cracking under pressure is just too good.
neebs: And don't even get me started on the 'tactical' advice they give. Pure gold!
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Hey there, fellow Neebs Gaming fans! Have you checked out the latest episode of Battlefield Friends yet? If not, you're in for a real treat with Closet Colonel - BF3: Sn 2 Ep 8. Trust me, it's a hilarious ride from start to finish.
In this episode, the gang is back at it again with their shenanigans in the world of Battlefield 3. The humor is on point, the characters are as lovable as ever, and the gameplay is as entertaining as always. It's like catching up with old friends and diving into a virtual battlefield at the same time.
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Transcript
| Caption | Start | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| [Music] | 1.94 | 2.95 |
| [Applause] | 4.43 | 2.449 |
| [Music] | 4.89 | 3.99 |
| hey we got a new goner squad welcome to | 6.879 | 4.481 |
| our squad oh thanks for the welcome | 8.88 | 4.719 |
| you're an engineer yeah got a repair | 11.36 | 3.279 |
| tool | 13.599 | 3.76 |
| he's a bit of a noob i yeah i'm a noob | 14.639 | 4.881 |
| level 30 level three hot calling the | 17.359 | 4.241 |
| kettle black listen uh hey we know | 19.52 | 5.04 |
| you're a little bit new but | 21.6 | 2.96 |
| all right come on back there | 28.32 | 3.919 |
| okay | 30.48 | 4.4 |
| whoa what the [ __ ] just happened hey i'm | 32.239 | 4.961 |
| an engineer could use a revive down here | 34.88 | 4.72 |
| too guys listen you are not a level | 37.2 | 4.0 |
| three you the what you just did there | 39.6 | 5.2 |
| was not level three [ __ ] look see the | 41.2 | 5.359 |
| the helmet yeah no i see that | 44.8 | 3.599 |
| i revive down here too guys you're | 46.559 | 4.32 |
| you're not dead you're prone no i'm dead | 48.399 | 4.64 |
| what you did you're prone just stand up | 50.879 | 4.721 |
| you oh oh yeah okay | 53.039 | 4.401 |
| you are not a level three no i'm level | 55.6 | 3.439 |
| three let's play the game dude let's | 57.44 | 3.04 |
| play yeah | 59.039 | 2.961 |
| [ __ ] you do what i do stuff like | 60.48 | 3.44 |
| that there you go dude | 62.0 | 2.72 |
| all right you're getting the | 63.92 | 2.879 |
| questionnaire no what question is all | 64.72 | 5.92 |
| right what's your girlfriend's name oh | 66.799 | 3.841 |
| kishendra kashendra how long have you | 70.84 | 4.68 |
| been dating kashendra | 73.2 | 3.279 |
| we've | 75.52 | 4.8 |
| you know yeah hey where do you work | 76.479 | 3.841 |
| you know the job was the last time you | 83.52 | 3.15 |
| had sex | 85.28 | 4.479 |
| [Music] | 86.67 | 5.17 |
| what's the spread on an m416 who was | 89.759 | 4.241 |
| that standing croucher prone you were | 91.84 | 4.8 |
| clearly not a level three | 94.0 | 4.479 |
| no i'm lit | 96.64 | 3.92 |
| what what is that | 98.479 | 4.881 |
| what what's that noise nothing | 100.56 | 5.04 |
| wow that sounds an awful lot like urine | 103.36 | 5.119 |
| hitting the side of a bucket | 105.6 | 4.72 |
| there's a plunk dude | 108.479 | 3.521 |
| you have a [ __ ] bucket | 110.32 | 5.2 |
| no what no you do you dude you have a | 112.0 | 4.96 |
| [ __ ] bucket | 115.52 | 3.68 |
| what's a [ __ ] nugget plunk i know what | 116.96 | 5.04 |
| it is that was a clear dude you are a | 119.2 | 5.199 |
| level honey colonel just admit it | 122.0 | 4.799 |
| you're a 1100 colonel | 124.399 | 5.36 |
| is that a map there's a map on my screen | 126.799 | 4.881 |
| yeah on the bottom left i'll own it and | 129.759 | 3.761 |
| the buildings are on it i'm gonna check | 131.68 | 4.08 |
| this stuff out come clean right now | 133.52 | 3.52 |
| do it | 135.76 | 5.199 |
| fine okay i've logged over 3 000 hours | 137.04 | 7.12 |
| oh my god | 140.959 | 5.761 |
| see that's that's why i made myself no | 144.16 | 4.799 |
| that's why i made myself a level threes | 146.72 | 4.48 |
| because you've got that's the reaction | 148.959 | 4.961 |
| no no no dude don't be ashamed of that | 151.2 | 3.759 |
| okay | 153.92 | 3.12 |
| if anyone's hating on you just ignore | 154.959 | 3.521 |
| them dude they're just jealous man | 157.04 | 3.12 |
| embrace it you know what i mean they're | 158.48 | 2.8 |
| jealous | 160.16 | 3.439 |
| really you think it's just jealous oh no | 161.28 | 4.16 |
| [ __ ] no you're a [ __ ] loser man get a | 163.599 | 4.841 |
| life | 165.44 | 3.0 |
| [Music] | 170.86 | 3.079 |
| okay light machine gunner coming from | 174.72 | 7.56 |
| who is the loser now | 177.76 | 4.52 |
| you | 185.68 | 2.08 |
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You definitely should check it out
Wow, I just watched the latest Battlefield Friends episode from Neebs Gaming and it was hilarious! This animated series truly captures the essence of the Battlefield experience.
The episode follows the Closet Colonel, a hilariously incompetent colonel who only plays Battlefield from the comfort of his home. He gets dropped into an actual battle and of course hilarity ensues as he fumbles his way through it, to the endless frustration of his squadmates.
Neebs Gaming perfectly satirizes the wild unpredictability of public Battlefield matches with random teammates. From the colonel's absurd plays to the angry reactions of his squad, it's all too relatable for any Battlefield player. I was chuckling nonstop at the colonel taking a helicopter just to crash it immediately!
While Battlefield is fun to play, watching the Battlefield Friends series is the next best thing. Neebs creates cinematic stories and dynamic characters that you just can't get from the game alone. It's like you're watching a crazy Battlefield sitcom!
The animated format also allows them to showcase the game in new ways, with epic scenes and creative visual gags. Like when the colonel calls in an air strike dangerously close to his own position - the editing and reactions make an already chaotic moment even funnier.
Bottom line - if you love Battlefield, you need to check out Battlefield Friends. And if you just want to laugh at some amazing gaming satire, it's still totally enjoyable even if you've never played. Neebs Gaming is making some of the most creative video game entertainment out there. I can't wait to see what antics they come up with next!
