ARK: Survival Evolved - Ragnarok Supercut!!! - Part 3

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ARK: Survival Evolved - Ragnarok Supercut!!! - Part 3
ARK: Survival Evolved - Ragnarok Supercut!!! - Part 3

ARK: Survival Evolved - Ragnarok Supercut!!! - Part 3

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neebs: Hey guys, welcome back to another epic adventure in ARK: Survival Evolved - Ragnarok! Part 3, baby!

simon: Oh man, this video is my favorite because it's a look back at our adventures on Ragnarok... again... again!!!

appsro: Haha, yeah, we just can't get enough of those Ragnarok shenanigans! Remember that time I accidentally tamed a dodo instead of a T-Rex? Classic!

neebs: Oh man, that was hilarious! And let's not forget the time Simon got stuck in a tree for half the episode. Good times, good times.

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[Music]0.84.82
hey abro yo come to me now I got a gamus8.26.599
and he's just sitting here okay hold on12.884.2
I'm hopping on champ I'm out the way all14.7994.761
right man listen you just make this easy17.084.039
for yourself okay cuz we're going to19.563.92
take good care of you is this a gamus21.1194.601
yeah yeah oh good we have yeah we have a23.484.68
gamer saddle I know are you ready we're25.724.28
going to count her down [ __ ] am I ready28.163.279
look at this this is easy all right this30.03.239
almost feels bad I'm going to say 3 2 131.4394.681
shoot ready all right 3 2 one shoot33.2395.121
shoot yeah we going to get you [ __ ]36.123.759
yeah you just stay there a who's stuck38.363.16
in a rock oh you're stuck in a rock39.8794.601
stuck a rock like a little fool you I41.525.039
don't know how to get out of this rock I44.484.399
stupid I'm too stupid to get out of a46.5594.241
rock just shoot me in the ass all day48.8794.0
all day long oh please just shoot Watch50.83.88
Me wiggle my leg you just shoot me in52.8794.801
the ass oh in the butt boy he's just uh54.684.359
oh he's already bleeding hold on maybe57.682.92
we should maybe should wait a minute all59.0393.281
right I'll put one more in him well you60.63.16
said wait a minute then you sh I'll get62.322.76
him right one more in the face right63.763.56
here yeah do it bam all right all right65.083.679
now back off maybe it's uh I don't want67.323.0
him to die neither do I but I don't68.7592.641
think he's going to die no we got him70.322.88
cornered I think he's not bloody I think71.44.0
he's okay I think he can take one more73.24.44
there you go maybe one maybe may maybe75.43.56
one more all right hold up look at him77.642.439
he's kind of freaking out a little bit78.963.04
Yeah know he's got that leg wiggle maybe80.0794.561
one more you missed that got him in the82.04.96
face so blood so blood I went in the84.644.2
Rock think you missed it I'm going to86.963.44
try it again right now just see this88.843.48
Blood science you just keep on shooting90.44.2
him this guy's freaking the [ __ ] out hey92.325.079
go down there you go I think we killed94.65.879
him no did we yeah we killed him97.3996.04
[ __ ] damn it we can get one man I feel100.4794.841
like we pumped a a bunch of [ __ ] in him103.4393.28
at least hey we'll drag him back to base105.325.28
and uh cook him you know get some106.7193.881
meat all right here I am sorry I'm late110.885.559
sorry sorry all right okay oh just [ __ ]113.244.96
on me yeah all right guys here's what116.4393.401
I'm thinking okay first things first118.23.32
first the continuation of our artifact119.843.48
hunting I know of an artifact hidden in121.523.72
the Redwood Forest I say we go there and123.323.719
get it like an easy one yeah it's pretty125.244.04
easy perfect perfect but uh yeah maybe127.0394.161
one of us uh I can be on champ maybe one129.283.28
of us take a Dr dris do you have a131.23.84
flying a flying animal no I don't but uh132.565.959
my dragon died one yeah take I'll take135.045.12
the dragon all right you take the dragon138.5194.041
we're on champ okay follow me boys140.163.52
following142.564.12
you uh I feel like I did not prepare143.684.4
myself for this trip we just said we146.683.36
were going to go prepare for anything148.083.64
did it no this was uh this was really150.043.68
quick this was very quick I could have151.723.519
gotten things I could have asked if I153.723.599
needed warm clothing no you'll be fine155.2394.441
it's a forest redwood redwood forest157.3193.56
yeah it's got to get there it's got to159.682.279
get there it's actually one of my160.8794.041
favorite places in the world oo in real161.9595.481
life that is yeah no it's beautiful size164.926.039
of those trees huge big old fat trees167.447.2
mhm I like my trees like I like my women170.9597.0
fat Woody a bunch of bark hanging off of174.645.679
them full of chlorophyll mhm177.9595.881
ant crawling up them [ __ ] right holes180.3195.161
like when they have tree like leaves183.844.95
instead of hair man185.486.86
[Music]188.793.55
right ah this is this is nice yeah I I193.26.039
can see a nice cabin out here somewhere197.283.959
yeah see we could we could have a little199.2393.601
place out here just for us a little201.2393.401
vacation home yeah don't even tell the202.844.319
other guys about it no thick no neebs204.644.4
anytime we want we just meet here chill207.1594.28
out do some I like that idea but hey if209.044.839
I'm not mistaken from this Lake we're uh211.4393.681
it's going to turn into a river and we213.8793.56
just follow that River down I believe215.123.96
that's going to lead us to a waterfall217.4394.921
and to a cave okay and this is easy219.084.84
we're not going to be battling anything222.363.48
really no I think this is pretty uh cut223.924.599
and dry I love it that's so nice and we225.845.08
can tell them about how hard it was228.5193.64
right that's true we can make up our own230.923.44
story I have no idea I fought a giant232.1595.0
spider yeah three of them three giant234.364.32
spiders and a237.1594.521
mammoth238.683.0
[Music]243.5216.719
[Applause]257.144.779
all right I think the animal should be260.2394.52
safe right there okay shall we move in261.9194.681
we shall good all right have your264.7594.401
crossbows at the ready just in case you266.64.879
got it think I only have Tran hours in269.164.16
this thing right now but better than271.4794.841
nothing right it's273.326.24
true pretty here and it's super pretty276.325.599
wow this be a cool place for a base yeah279.563.6
it would I'm surprised thick doesn't281.9192.56
have one here already yeah see this is283.163.16
better than Thick's place so much better284.4792.761
I think because it has you know286.323.439
vegetation I like I like vegetation it's287.244.72
nice life around you you know place is289.7595.201
just a nasty rock it was fine it wasn't291.966.88
that bad so hey there it is hey hey told294.965.12
you guys298.844.68
oh my God yeah that was easy all right300.084.839
so now we got to go away come back and303.523.44
do all that business right very well304.9193.401
done oh wait I think I can go ahead and306.963.84
get one let's see oh yeah two right I'll308.326.4
be at the uh at the entrance all right310.85.76
is that good enough oh well we got two314.723.96
now should I get a third tell you why316.563.28
don't why don't we take a little stroll318.684.16
down here s we'll go we'll back yeah319.845.72
we'll see what's down here there a river322.843.96
be cool if you could make rafts in this325.562.96
game you know what I mean yeah that'd be326.83.56
nice throw down a canoe there's a good328.524.399
flow going here yeah exactly see what's330.365.32
this way oh man I want a damn base here332.9195.12
look at this this is damn beautiful we335.684.639
could actually uh we can do a base here338.0393.641
and then every time we come in those340.3193.761
artifacts will respawn that's true and341.683.92
then we can start selling them on the344.083.88
black market the artifact Black Market345.65.24
oh wow yeah look at this [ __ ] Forest347.965.84
this is I know it's gorgeous here come350.846.76
on wow they just like you know just want353.86.08
to take in the nature Simon yeah trust357.64.599
me listen to some heavy metal music and359.885.2
just take in362.1992.881
[Music]365.844.0
nature right Simon you see if there's an367.843.84
artifact I'm taking the river all right369.845.24
hold on I already forgot where it was oh371.685.959
damn it the left I'm coming I'm coming375.085.08
damn it going the wrong way no you're377.6394.12
not no you're not you're fine it should380.163.439
be yeah it should be right here yeah381.7594.801
it's not respawn it's not no where are383.5995.0
you I'm right behind you it was right386.564.479
here yes all right [ __ ] it let's go all388.5994.241
right fine we we can always come back we391.0393.121
know where this place is now yep and392.844.44
it's easy all right394.163.12
dalos what was that oh was like somebody397.4796.081
was sticking something inside you that's400.6396.0
what that sounds like403.565.88
yep how do you guys know that you know406.6393.931
how I know409.448.96
[Laughter]410.5710.029
that418.45.76
no I don't butt sex drish oh the butt420.5996.081
yeah424.162.52
yeah all right let us427.63910.481
[Music]429.8911.149
fly was a nice day guys yeah that was uh438.124.84
wasn't too bad at all was it listen I441.0394.521
got a question yo gamus yeah I still442.963.959
want one yeah why don't we just pick445.563.4
them up with the [ __ ] dragon can we446.9193.321
yeah and then put him in a we could drop448.963.079
him in nee's house it's like a cage we450.243.359
close the door and then we'll just be in452.0393.041
there and we'll Tran them and then we'll453.5994.32
do that okay use nee's house as a cage455.084.64
the gamus that's going to be perfect cuz457.9193.761
we can kind of like be well I mean we459.723.319
could be anywhere but we can shoot down461.684.479
at it and make fun of it yeah okay but463.0394.88
we don't need to taunt it I'm I'm I'm466.1593.121
down as long as you can pick it up with467.9193.28
a dragon not 100% on that tomorrow469.283.319
morning let's do it tomorrow morning471.1993.201
let's do it yeah I'm fine morning all472.5993.44
right but hey tonight you guys want to474.43.239
party a little bit maybe uh take a476.0393.56
little bit of KNC bear dude you're read477.6394.041
my mind you're reading how long it's479.5994.401
been a while oh let's yeah let's do it481.687.04
oh yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah come on484.08.4
oh come on [ __ ] yeah fck those other488.726.879
guys they're492.43.199
jealous oh boy got a still got quite a499.287.44
tolerance oh yeah yeah I'm kind of I502.687.479
need more oh [ __ ] really506.726.759
I'm uh I'm all out yeah I'm all out too510.1594.641
maybe give him a minute it'll kick you513.4794.961
in in a minute maybe yeah yeah514.83.64
yeah oh God518.8398.321
yes you guys uh okay here I521.365.8
go I love you guys I love you guys see528.686.04
you guys this532.8394.881
morning534.723.0
we538.23.0
don't throw up don't throw up don't543.0795.76
throw up just ride the545.882.959
[Music]550.7518.92
train568.1230.09
[Music]569.6728.54
he598.9218.969
[Music]599.218.689
[Music]619.985.99
[Applause]623.9710.88
[Music]625.978.88
morning D Alis morning Simon how you638.05.959
feeling I feel fine where's uh abro I640.5196.361
haven't seen him um really [ __ ] up643.9595.521
early [ __ ] earlier than us anyway hey646.885.68
boys you awake yet yeah oh [ __ ] I went649.485.08
out and got a gamus I woke up and it was652.563.6
like I ready to go and you guys were654.563.76
still you know sleeping yeah all right656.164.16
perfect perfect drop them in here buddy658.323.6
I'm going to drop him in nee's house660.323.24
let's do this all right you guys know661.923.479
how to get inside nee's house hold on663.563.959
I'm doing it right now yep I'm to them665.3995.161
inside and got to close this door yep667.5196.041
bada bang and we'll be good oh [ __ ] is670.564.519
this all right here comes the drop off673.563.519
oh God I forgot these dragons all right675.0794.32
here he come oh [ __ ] I'm sorry I just677.0794.721
like I just fired off some fire my bad679.3994.24
all right well he's on the third floor681.84.44
now we got to go up there I guess so oh683.6395.521
no he got out damn it I see him hold on686.245.279
here we go come here you little [ __ ] you689.165.64
can't blame him no you can't all right691.5196.921
coming in hot hey you need to get bam694.86.36
what did that get in no n I didn't even698.444.04
you must have dropped them before you701.163.119
passed over all right hold on the you702.483.919
know this why don't you just hover over704.2795.641
and drop that do that because it looks706.3995.801
cooler nothing looks cool about what709.924.56
you're doing now nope yeah it does you712.24.4
look like an idiot don't do it here we714.484.359
go watch this ready come on he's going716.64.52
in in I'm going to nail it yeah you718.8393.8
think he's screwing up to just piss us721.123.719
off I don't know all right ready yep I'm722.6395.961
hovering bam there it is I'm seeing this724.8394.841
from the air I don't know why I'm not728.62.84
just dropping him in my backyard I got729.683.88
fencing we'll tell you when we're not731.444.36
giving up on this now yeah just cuz you733.563.92
suck at it hey if I miss this I'm just735.83.56
dropping him in my backyard it's a giant737.484.24
fenced in area it would work wonderfully739.365.36
all right ready wait Y where there I741.725.359
didn't tell you when well that was the744.725.919
right time I'm putting him in my [ __ ]747.0796.161
backyard and Bam he's in the backyard I750.6394.281
know I didn't miss that one yeah753.244.599
beautiful okay up yep all right now hold754.925.4
up listen we got Tran do we have Tran757.8394.921
darts we have Tran darts I have760.325.72
narcotics shoot them um no arrows no762.765.56
well very few arrows I'd766.044.72
say make sure you're using Tran arrows768.324.8
now yep yep pretty sure yep no you have770.765.079
to really make sure like absolutely773.125.2
positive all right oh yep he's is he775.8395.201
bloody a little bit he's a little bloody778.324.24
okay okay you got to you got to Dart him781.043.2
up hold on stay here I'm going to go get782.565.04
the Mantis and get the club oh that is784.245.839
perfect let's just leave him here y keep787.64.32
on doing you're fine Bud hey790.0793.841
everything's okay man fine we're just791.923.56
going to have something come over and793.923.4
Club the [ __ ] out of you yeah it's not795.483.12
going to be a big deal you're going to797.323.879
be just fine you'll be fine all those798.64.32
little guys been here the whole time hey801.1995.121
buddy so how you doing all right where'd802.925.52
he go oh man mantis can't get over the806.324.44
fence come out how can you not jump this808.443.759
you're a damn bug you got to come810.763.24
through the house get farther away812.1992.88
there's no way I'm getting through the814.03.199
house get farther away hold on maybe I815.0794.32
can just hit him from outside the fence817.1994.121
[ __ ] no no take out a little section dur819.3993.44
Alis but then you got to close it right821.323.28
back up your responsibility I well I'm822.8393.521
just going to block it you got it and824.63.08
I'm going to shoot him one more time826.362.64
it's been a while you guys get behind827.683.68
him oh oh no did you kill him Simon829.06.8
Simon son of s one [ __ ] Arrow damn it831.366.159
it was more than one at that point835.83.09
wasn't it [ __ ] I hate this837.5195.171
[Music]838.893.8
all right boys here comes another one842.724.52
all right suon you on that mantis uh no844.564.56
all right start clubbing I'm the one847.244.36
that's going to Club somebody go Simon849.125.519
go come on Simon hey dures get on himon851.64.44
he doesn't work with me he really854.6393.521
doesn't are you heavy try to move him oh856.044.12
here we go I'm probably heavy I guess858.162.96
yeah you're probably heavy all right860.163.72
Club him I'm going to Club him oh yeah861.126.36
there you go come on oh yeah take that863.886.399
take it oh yeah yeah oh he's bloody867.486.32
already uh-oh Oh see now damn uh-oh now870.2796.081
what I can't even shoot him so we got to873.84.959
[ __ ] Tran him how many TRS do you got876.363.599
no he's already bloody I don't want to878.7593.121
shoot him anymore I thought the TRS879.9594.56
really didn't damage him at all I really881.884.36
thought that we've proven that wrong884.5193.44
look we've won at the beginning and the886.243.599
little red guy over there I'm talking887.9593.721
about the Tran darts I've killed them889.8393.721
with the Tran arrows oh the darts I891.684.12
don't have any darts darts [ __ ] time893.564.12
this whole time I've been saying darts I895.83.88
heard you say darts whole time I don't897.684.44
have any Dart Jesus I said you got darts899.684.76
you're saying yes no I got arrows you're902.125.36
[ __ ] nuts man you you should know904.445.0
darts all right leave this guy here I'll907.484.08
go get some TR darts yeah get some darts909.444.44
we need like 35 darts all right I can911.564.44
make him back at the face D we're913.885.48
dragging this [ __ ] out916.03.36
[ __ ] all right boys I'm back all right922.0795.961
all right I now have Tran darts Perfect924.884.319
all right so let's start I'm going to928.042.68
start hitting this guy with it okay I'm929.1993.921
going to get out of your way right oh930.724.32
you going down buddy come on you are933.124.199
going down all right he's stuck he's935.044.76
stuck right there this is good this is937.3196.041
good okay he's getting a little939.83.56
bloody down finally woo a hey buddy944.3995.281
those pretty those things look like948.362.76
leaves growing out of the back of his949.684.44
head Prett they're pretty951.123.0
neat you're here all right so what we're954.444.759
got to ride this thing yeah we're going957.6394.161
to ride this thing saddle uh yeah I can959.1994.12
go get the go get the saddle hold on let961.84.0
me demolish this fence um D you still963.3194.281
have fence with you I do all right well965.82.92
we don't want these other guys getting967.63.2
out except for the Mantis968.725.76
never come on out going oh [ __ ] sorry970.85.599
did you just kill it no did I kill it974.483.359
did you just kill it no there's no way I976.3993.481
would have killed it it's it's dead kill977.8394.881
it you [ __ ] [ __ ] I was just trying979.885.319
to get the Mantis out how that killed it982.724.44
all I did was jump wrong with you all I985.1993.64
did was jump I didn't mean to kill son987.163.479
of a [ __ ] that jump is an attack on988.8393.321
that son of a bit all right I see990.6393.64
another gamus right out there I'm going992.164.56
to go get it I'm going to go get it fix994.2793.721
the996.725.88
fence the [ __ ] Jesus son of a998.017.769
[Music]1002.613.169
[ __ ] yay1016.63.88
look at you yeah it's about time there1020.9594.72
we go oh yeah hold on let me go let me1023.923.8
go grab that saddle do it a weird1025.6793.961
looking little guy isn't he yeah he's1027.724.479
weird I like him I do too and a three1029.645.199
seater it's all brainwashed now yep1032.1994.6
names what do you think you said he look1034.8396.84
like judger yep Mr Binks Mr Binks yes1036.7999.081
yeah hey Mr hey me so how so happy to be1041.6795.721
in the1045.883.72
tribe tell you oh we're going to hate1047.44.88
him quick yeah you really can't talk1049.64.76
like that hardly1052.284.6
ever but today you can yeah just just1054.365.88
for this little bit look at that up on1056.887.919
boys oh I'm on Wow all right let's go1060.244.559
boys well I got the uh [ __ ] view I guess1065.324.8
actually it's pretty cool yeah you're1068.482.84
you're the guy in the back yeah anything1070.122.52
sneaks up on1071.324.359
us you're the guy in the front oh yeah I1072.646.279
like this I I don't say that's it was me1075.6797.161
shooting an arrow yeah yeah I say woo1078.9196.201
woo yeah how do you like it out here Mr1082.845.24
Banks oh me stamping the1085.127.22
dooo that's hilarious we got a g we1088.085.88
[Applause]1092.343.86
got1093.962.75
[Applause]1096.24.919
[Music]1096.714.409
[Music]1103.523.16
baby1107.323.0
[Music]1110.9329.39
I1137.323.0
[Music]1140.984.22
feel good neebs you look good abro you1142.9194.721
look good you look good he you guys look1145.24.44
good all decked out oh yeah I like the1147.644.919
Colors oh yeah we're very colorful group1149.645.8
yeah Simon I like those shorts well I am1152.5594.6
the please I don't think they're shorts1155.443.599
are they no they're shorts no they're1157.1593.921
not shorts but they they look like the1159.0394.281
the short part of it is highlighted yeah1161.083.68
well it's like it's the desert clothes1163.322.96
yeah it's like it's it's those Safari1164.763.0
shorts you know what I mean but his1166.283.399
knees aren't showing right that's my1167.764.08
point that'ss yeah but all right1169.6794.88
whatever good now we all have a nice mix1171.845.64
of ascendant ramshackle journeyman gear1174.5596.36
yep uh arm badass crossbows exactly yep1177.486.199
I've got this shotgun that's pretty cool1180.9195.081
be careful with that easy watch where1183.6793.48
you point it we don't have a blueprint1186.02.4
for this one so we don't want to lose1187.1593.921
this mu awareness huh muzzle awareness1188.43.8
yeah I'm right between you two I'm not1191.084.4
even aiming yep H hello hello thick of1192.28.04
not our tribe hello thick hello1195.484.76
so what's uh what's the planed I know1201.43.44
you mentioned wanting a griffin nebes I1203.1593.241
do want a Griffin and champ needs a1204.843.92
girlfriend oh it needs to be a girl uh1206.45.72
so a Griffin and a oh yeah I wanted1208.765.72
somebody to go go loot looting I'll go1212.124.24
looting who's going to go with me to get1214.485.0
Griffin I'll go Griffin and I'd like to1216.365.08
Griffin I'll go looting I was kind of1219.483.559
hoping you'd go with me cuz you're a1221.443.44
pretty good Griffin flyer I wanted to1223.0393.201
tame a griffin from the back of another1224.882.679
Griffin okay well then I'll go with you1226.243.0
I'll go griffing abso is the best1227.5593.961
Griffin flyer I would imagine can I1229.244.679
shoot things yeah you shoot things so1231.524.12
yeah why don't you guys go scavenge come1233.9193.721
here champ we're going to go find you a1235.645.44
bitcha me too right um well this thing1237.645.72
only seats two of us there you go there1241.084.44
you go so I just got forgotten all about1243.364.16
who are you Simon Hey listen am I1245.525.2
picking him up no yeah oh yeah that's1247.525.519
way too heavy yep forget it sorry fatty1250.723.64
all right I guess all play with the1253.0393.401
other kids you'll be fine Simon come1254.364.84
with me okay all right we're off to uh1256.444.73
get a griffin we'll see you guys1259.25.7
[Music]1261.173.73
later you see that fat boy down there I1266.484.76
do see that fat boy down there don't1268.964.16
need to get any closer though all right1271.244.679
oh yeah he sees us he sees us hey stay1273.124.52
away we already got a giga I'm going to1275.9193.561
fly away from this dude I want to see1277.643.6
what level he is all right let me turn1279.483.199
around how much danger we're in right1281.244.4
now oh boy can you see what level oh boy1282.6794.641
I swear hey hey you want to see what1285.643.68
level he is you're the one that wants to1287.324.64
do this all right there now can you see1289.325.4
on that beautiful man let's put 16 I1291.965.079
think we're fine okay look at all those1294.724.92
oh God what's on us bugs bugs bugs so I1297.0394.201
don't really like the idea of taming a1299.643.279
griffin here with that gig oh yeah not1301.243.36
with that Giger around absolutely don't1302.9193.76
like that idea but this is uh where else1304.63.84
do a griffin spawn this is the only1306.6795.161
place I remember so what if I um well we1308.445.239
need some meat do you have any raw meat1311.844.439
uh no but I can go get some that should1313.6794.441
be our first goal get raw meat get raw1316.2793.161
me all right that's easy we just got to1318.124.24
go kill something yeah all right H1319.444.64
you're looking for something that uh1322.365.12
that's mean right like a rtor or a Giger1324.085.199
see a couple things up ahead all right1327.484.48
I'll take a peek uh that looks like um o1329.2795.0
that's one of those sloths sloth and1331.964.52
then a moose and a moose thing sloth and1334.2794.041
a moose are up here we should get one of1336.484.88
these moose look at that used to have1338.324.839
one of those we've never had one of1341.364.28
these look at this guy look at him you1343.1594.241
want to get him he's Majestic I know1345.643.399
he's Majestic do you think I could get1347.43.84
him yeah all we got to do is just him1349.0396.041
snow oh I stuck him hold on uh TRS all1351.245.559
right yeah here hold1355.084.4
oned it's all right we're going good did1356.7996.441
you get him uh I'm hit him in he's down1359.485.199
oh beautiful oh I just remember I don't1363.243.319
know what they eat it's probably1364.6793.24
herbivores aren't they yeah I would pick1366.5593.881
that as a berry guy Berry guy yeah1367.9193.64
didn't know I was going to be doing this1370.442.359
today I know yeah it just kind of1371.5593.0
happened uh I'll stick some narcotics in1372.7993.201
him well boom there we're getting a1374.5593.761
moose life is so fickle isn't it yeah1376.03.679
you go out for a Griffin and then1378.323.11
there's a giga so now you got a1379.6796.321
[Music]1381.437.97
moose hey Dalias yeah I don't know how1386.04.76
much loot is going to be out in the1389.44.2
desert oh I don't either we found some1390.765.159
good stuff there right yeah I know but1393.64.6
what else is out there you know what I1395.9194.081
think they just sent you out just to1398.24.64
keep you busy well all of us yeah1400.04.919
because they don't you know I think that1402.844.04
we obviously got stuck with the shed we1404.9193.481
should do something more fun and1406.882.84
different you want to do something1408.44.68
dangerous yeah you do I've got badass1409.725.76
weapons man yeah you're a badass to1413.084.24
begin with why do I want to loot right1415.483.92
now what better time to lose said1417.324.32
weapons well you know we'll see you know1419.44.96
what I I've always wanted to tame a t-1421.644.32
they're like in between a T-Rex and a1424.364.28
Carno they usually travel in threes oh1425.964.88
yeah that sounds dangerous it's not1428.644.68
going to be as hard as we think okay or1430.844.56
it's going to be harder I'm keeping it1433.324.16
positive and looking at things in every1435.43.56
direction1437.483.88
come on buddy I got to name this thing1438.963.8
yeah what do you want to name him uh1441.363.24
thought it'd be fun to call him Waldo1442.762.84
give him like one of those striped1444.63.92
sweaters would that be hilarious sure1445.64.8
whatever all right see I I don't want I1448.524.12
see a moose I don't think Waldo though1450.45.2
okay what do you think Bullwinkle well1452.645.08
come on I know it's the obvious but1455.63.88
Waldo I mean you would you wouldn't1457.723.12
forget his name cuz when you saw the1459.483.559
sweater you would know it no yeah I mean1460.843.56
you could paint him Brown and call him1463.0394.161
Bullwinkle or I could paint him uh1464.44.519
yellow shirt with the squigglies on them1467.24.24
call him Charlie the Charlie Brown yeah1468.9195.921
yeah you like that no I have another1471.445.479
question there's a complication with the1474.844.28
The Taming of things since you're not in1476.9193.801
our tribe like what's how's this going1479.124.559
to work we get everything get everything1480.725.839
that's how it works and you are I know a1483.6795.24
work around I've got some open spots in1486.5595.641
My Tribe oh really yeah huh you know I1488.9194.441
don't know if you guys are happy over1492.23.68
there what's it called we're okay is it1493.365.319
NE tribe of nees we have a giga yeah I'm1495.885.08
sorry man as much as i' like to hang out1498.6794.681
I don't know I mean pretty sure my WN WN1500.964.439
could destroy that Giga hey I tell you1503.364.0
what fck yeah we could put in a good1505.3995.4
word about you I'm not interested a1507.365.24
cooperative and we'll just leave out the1510.7993.281
fact that we're not doing what we were1512.63.4
supposed to do1514.086.719
[Music]1516.08.32
today right what you think Jesus dude1520.7996.041
the Hat had Stripes too I think but it's1524.324.44
not really that detailed he looks like1526.844.16
Christmas just busted a nut all over him1528.764.36
well it didn't cuz it's not Christmas1531.04.2
like Santa Claus just showed up and1533.125.159
molested him uh-huh there we go okay1535.25.4
let's try this baby out that is not1538.2793.441
going to1540.63.079
fit hey well it went through it didn't1541.723.8
it all right is he fast he's got to be1543.6793.161
fast see let's see how she runs you1545.523.84
ready yeah come on boy1546.846.0
yeah oh yeah pretty fast not not as fast1549.366.16
as Mr Binks I was expecting faster maybe1552.844.559
he can level up nebes have you met Mr1555.524.84
Binks yet Mr Binks yeah oh is that no1557.3994.64
I'm not met Mr Binks yeah we got Mr1560.363.6
Binks while you were all [ __ ] off Mr1562.0394.681
Binks he's great he's fast too yeah let1563.966.16
me see oh yeah hey can't keep up with1566.726.64
you all right hey oh so hey we got to1570.125.24
deal with this Giga right I thought we1573.363.84
were getting a griffin yeah but we got1575.363.4
to kill the Giga so we can get the1577.23.28
Griffins we're not going to do anything1578.763.56
we talked about today I mean we have a1580.483.88
giga so I mean Giga versus Giga seems to1582.323.839
make the most sense I hear teame gigas1584.364.199
are weaker though really but it's aund1586.1594.281
and something yeah that's we got 1001588.5593.921
something and that's a little level 161590.443.92
well what if what if we weaken him with1592.484.079
our guns and then fight him okay I like1594.364.319
I like that idea all right Waldo stay1596.5595.201
here U make some friends let's do it man1598.6795.561
oh and watch Far Cry you got Far Cry1601.763.639
painted on the side of this thing don't1604.243.5
you yeah you1605.3995.41
[Music]1607.743.069
nut you ready yeah I'm ready oh got a1613.2797.28
hit flying oh yep he already hit me told1616.9194.841
you all right he's still after you man1620.5593.72
he's still after you okay Jee he's still1621.765.12
on your ass you see how far it was still1624.2795.4
bit me oh he's coming back to me oh boy1626.885.12
hold on coming back oh yeah he's right1629.6795.321
below you that's a good spot for you ah1632.04.64
unfortunately I can't shoot him without1635.03.44
hitting champ what if she man should I1636.643.72
try to shoot him from here I'm afraid1638.444.56
he'll come at you it's like a b fight I1640.363.919
should be able to win though that that1643.03.159
gig mon Toya is like level 200 that's a1644.2794.081
little level 16 piece of [ __ ] I know I1646.1593.88
just don't want to lose gig Montoya I1648.363.72
don't want to lose gig Montoya either1650.0394.801
I'm firing okay oh God we got to do this1652.084.8
quick it is getting dark I know I don't1654.843.88
like doing this a night got a shot in1656.885.2
the head okay oh yep he's coming here we1658.726.0
go it's on all right fight fight oh he's1662.085.88
still after you aha oh God it got dark1664.726.559
all right here I'm biting him okay be1667.967.439
careful oh man come on hey you come and1671.2796.961
nip his ass man that's dangerous yeah1675.3995.041
nip his ass I'll try to shoot his tail1678.245.319
that's a good idea can't see anything1680.445.2
yeah no it's dark hold on I'm coming it1683.5593.321
was1685.643.919
light what the hell's going on1686.887.24
here oh God gig mon Toya H it halfway oh1689.5597.561
crap oh come on this is ridiculous this1694.126.64
is a level 16 who make this game who1697.125.399
thought that that was a good [ __ ]1700.765.519
idea I'm shooting his tail oh dude no G1702.5196.64
my toy is [ __ ] I'm shoo and tail oh no1706.2795.921
give a g to you now G1709.1597.24
to 16 are you kidding me that is insane1712.27.959
get out of there oh [ __ ] me going away1716.3996.28
AB oh yeah yeah no I'm I'm much faster1720.1594.081
than the GGA this is going to go very1722.6794.24
well I'm sure he's not behind me if I1724.245.72
turn around Fu can you clim can you CL1726.9195.521
can I where just get away a I can't1729.964.599
climb anything that a giga1732.445.76
can 16 Giga kills a level 200 gigga1734.5597.0
that's stupid it it's so stupid right1738.25.319
you're safe you're safe you see me all1741.5594.761
right yeah there you are oh my God okay1743.5194.721
man can you believe that crap I can't no1746.325.52
I'm flabbergasted like six versus how1748.246.559
does a level 16 anything kill a level1751.846.679
200 Giga I get it he's wild he's gritty1754.7996.561
he's tough but it's like a 200 Point1758.5194.64
difference that is the worst game design1761.364.96
decision I've ever seen in my [ __ ]1763.1596.161
life1766.323.0
[Music]1769.583.11
there they are below yeah I see them1773.325.8
hanging out like a three Hooligans yeah1776.05.039
if I can hit one from hereo it's going1779.123.279
to be a lot of Miss shots if we tried1781.0393.281
from here okay we yeah we can probably1782.3993.88
lure him I'll run out there I'll run out1784.323.719
there I'll be bait you're going to die1786.2794.321
can I jump can I jump uh down here why1788.0395.52
would you do F Simon the birth I could1790.65.6
do it I could do this this will be easy1793.5595.231
you're a damn hero1796.23.959
[Music]1798.794.85
Abra you need uh from the Smithy no I'm1800.1595.481
making an extra crossbow I don't need1803.644.36
anything uh cuz I need a one for my1805.644.84
grapple what do you want a grapple for1808.04.44
uh so we can I can hang from champ if I1810.482.64
need1812.443.959
to I don't want to want to what I I1813.125.279
don't want to do anything I'm depressed1816.3994.961
you're depressed Yeah well yeah it's1818.3994.601
stupid we shouldn't have you know what1821.363.159
we're going to have to reinforce this I1823.03.76
thought we were somewhat safe we're not1824.5193.4
it's true1826.763.32
a a giga could walk down here or spawn1827.9194.12
anywhere and just ruin everything I1830.083.959
don't want to build walls here it'd be1832.0394.24
nice to have like a like a like a big1834.0395.24
big wall though wouldn't it no it' be1836.2795.76
kind of cool hey I could we could build1839.2796.64
turrets or plants plants yeah I could1842.0396.0
plant a wall of Defense1845.9194.681
plants what do you want to do well I1848.0394.24
guess we still need this Griffin right1850.62.959
they'd be good to have two they're so1852.2793.961
fast yeah two Griffins would be good and1853.5595.921
champ needs to get laid mhm all right1856.246.919
let's go get a griffin1859.483.679
okay all right all right Simon I'm ready1864.768.48
come on guys hello how are you doing you1868.5597.441
little pieces of [ __ ] that's right taunt1873.247.279
them hey come follow me bully the bullly1876.07.159
Simon should I do an attack turn turn1880.5194.681
turn go all right come on baby they're1883.1595.201
on them they're on them come on baby1885.25.4
no there don't seem to be come on there1888.365.88
we go you want to taste my tail I ain't1890.64.959
going to lie Simon I'd like to taste1894.243.2
your tail someday I1895.5596.801
would oh yeah come on baby come land up1897.447.16
by us Simon and join the there we go1902.363.96
they can't reach us from here can they1904.65.6
bam oh [ __ ] I don't think1906.325.959
so oh1910.25.199
damn all right all right holy1912.2795.52
[ __ ] okay1915.3994.081
that one's just spinning around like an1917.7994.72
idiot come on we want to be friends oh1919.484.96
damn I'm bleeding like a [ __ ]1922.5194.28
one's down one's down I'm bleeding out1924.445.32
bleeding out oh it's running away oh boy1926.7995.281
come on you son of a [ __ ] come on1929.765.32
you're not getting away1932.087.28
follow okay oh he knock down knock down1935.086.559
woo that's right all right let me check1939.364.4
the area around us male or female we1941.6394.28
have a male what's the other one uh this1943.764.0
is a fale female as well no this is a1945.9194.681
male this one is the I thought oh yeah1947.764.68
that's right fale it is a male two two1950.63.82
females and a male we got an angels1952.445.049
[Music]1954.423.069
threesome I like that red one neebs yeah1959.9193.88
I can't tell if it's a boy or girl but1962.324.4
it's a 112 okay well you want to hit it1963.7994.641
it's isolated from the other one now go1966.723.679
ahead and hit it it's really1968.445.479
shaky Miss Miss no Miss okay give me a1970.3995.4
little closer oh God okay that and that1973.9193.6
gig is right around the corner too oh1975.7992.84
yeah we don't want that so yeah we're1977.5192.961
going to have to lure this thing away1978.6394.16
stupid ass Giger he's close oh all right1980.484.039
oh yeah he's after us all right let's1982.7994.84
fly we're flying did you get him oh boy1984.5196.481
oh yep that's a hit beautiful we're just1987.6395.481
going to lure him straight down river1991.05.24
I'm not going to get too low oh we ped1993.125.039
him off all right oh man this is working1996.244.88
like a dream oh he's behind me ow he bit1998.1595.161
my ass oh boy I'm going to need to rest2001.125.279
soon St oh yeah needes uh I'm going to2003.324.88
have to rest here soon stamina's getting2006.3994.841
low okay uh see if we if we land you2008.24.64
need to jump off help me tran this thing2011.246.0
all right I'm landing okay oh oh beses2012.847.079
what the hell was that oh boy oh God oh2017.244.799
God oh God okay come on champ all right2019.9194.081
all right damn it it's okay need needs2022.0395.88
will respawn back at g a town oh boy oh2024.07.76
boy here we go I'm coming back after2027.9196.24
hang on get him2031.766.36
follow yeah oh there they they are asro2034.1595.721
yo keep them off me I got to get the2038.124.159
stuff did you bring the Moose I brought2039.884.399
the Moose all right yeah okay I'll keep2042.2793.481
them off you I'll lead him up here into2044.2795.521
the woods gentlemen look at this I know2045.766.0
we have three we have three yeah let's2049.85.64
take let's take these two back right and2051.766.0
get the three together uhhuh see how2055.444.28
they like each other okay y all right2057.764.119
well somebody picked me up and then even2059.723.6
if they're related are they going to2061.8793.24
bang2063.325.359
yeah come on going to get you better get2065.1196.28
away from me boy where you going where2068.6794.121
you going come2071.3993.321
here come2072.85.76
on going down m going be joining our2074.726.28
tribe see this bird I'm riding this2078.564.359
bird's going to [ __ ] you for2081.06.52
fun come on goell oh there he2082.9194.601
goes I'm so torn on I feel like we got2089.6795.96
like Bamboozled a bit I'm not hey this2092.446.48
is just me as a friend saying if you2095.6396.2
want into the tribe of the Wyn King2098.925.96
there's a king spot for both of you yes2101.8394.721
but we're also going to I'm going to get2104.884.08
one of these things yeah like I'm naming2106.564.0
one we're going to split them up I don't2108.963.24
care about split them up we're split2110.563.48
them up I hate splitting them up because2112.24.32
know blah blah blah blah blah blah we2114.044.2
hear you you hate splitting them up all2116.523.839
right get ready because I'm going to2118.244.96
unclaim Carla hold on is Carla the most2120.3595.961
uh powerful one no no so unclaim the2123.26.159
most power powerful one no yes no that2126.325.08
one knew this was going to be a thing2129.3594.321
yep so all of a sudden no matter what2131.43.679
you're the one who gets the most2133.684.88
powerful one Simon very interesting s is2135.0795.201
it isn't2138.565.36
it you guys get two I get one W2140.284.96
something to2143.924.72
ponder yes oh we get two crumbs and you2145.246.52
get a cookie I don't think Griffins have2148.645.32
genders oh you know what I kind of2151.763.839
remember that yeah cuz it says not2153.963.159
available here and you look at champ and2155.5993.121
the gender isn't available what do you2157.1193.601
call that gender neutral uh I don't know2158.723.879
what's the PC term for it I'm working on2160.725.599
Spanish so uh gender how do they uh how2162.5996.161
do they reproduce I don't know maybe2166.3194.241
they just like like cats they just piss2168.763.64
in each other other's face I don't know2170.564.799
that's how that's how you make cats2172.45.84
yeah just cat piss in each other's face2175.3595.96
I didn't know that two cats and just2178.245.879
right in the other ones okay but uh2181.3194.961
hopefully this thing tames quick and a2184.1193.561
nice thing about Griffins is you don't2186.283.24
need Saddles to ride them that's true2187.684.36
that's good just can't figure out how to2189.524.599
reproduce guys just hear me out for a2192.044.76
moment okay what think about everything2194.1195.2
that you guys have with needs like I2196.85.039
hardly have anything you know I was2199.3193.921
kicked out of the tribe for the whole2201.8394.76
cter thing dras I gave you a wyvern you2203.246.119
it got killed by a a giga that W was a2206.5995.641
crumb yeah the the Giga was a crumb well2209.3594.201
wait a second I mean think about it you2212.243.079
guys still have a giga you're going to2213.563.48
have another Griffin you guys have so2215.3193.841
much I don't have that much list listen2217.044.48
I listen I I hear you and for Christ's2219.165.48
sake we do have a giga I know so what2221.526.04
town named after said Giga I know but2224.644.479
you're right I don't have a town you're2227.563.08
right it's all good man you could have2229.1193.2
it yeah go ahead and take it let me let2230.643.439
let me give the other ones to you just2232.3193.8
you take it take it all take them all2234.0794.801
take them all I don't want separate them2236.1194.72
you've earned it you've swindled us so2238.883.479
effective when you earned it it's not2240.8394.441
swindling man I'm poor I do have an idea2242.3595.0
though what can you make I'm going to2245.284.319
I'm going to mate these things twice I2247.3594.801
want the babies each each of you will2249.5994.681
get a each of you will get a baby I like2252.164.04
it I like that I like it I like give me2254.284.2
three all right guys let's uh let's try2256.24.96
to take these over to Giga town okay no2258.486.43
[Music]2261.163.75
perfect looks like we're all clear EES2266.0794.961
Yeah man so far hadn't seen any sign of2268.884.12
that Giga I think he's back there in2271.043.72
those trees I hope he stays back there2273.02.96
in those trees you know what no I hope2274.762.599
he gets cancered2275.964.0
well that's awful it is awful um I think2277.3595.161
we need to build some sort of defense2279.964.359
like what like a you said something2282.523.12
about a wall what about a wall of2284.3193.561
T-Rexes that's the kind of wall I want I2285.643.439
don't want I don't want it up like the2287.883.64
library where we got this damn like wall2289.0794.161
over us you can't see anything just like2291.523.12
I think they're more on this side like2293.242.68
there could just be a wall somewhere2294.642.76
along that River that's I think I've2295.922.88
seen them spawn on the other side as2297.43.52
well have you yeah I've never seen them2298.84.799
that that close to our base oh is that2300.926.64
is that thick who's that thick2303.5996.841
oh hello hey over here Side of the2307.565.4
Mountain to your right bu oh bugs are2310.445.12
trying to attack me I know I know I know2312.965.28
yall doing oh we got we got some new2315.566.48
friends or you do any yeah but it's okay2318.247.32
it's okay yeah we did some taming today2322.045.24
really that's it's what we did we got a2325.563.039
griffin right here on the side of the2327.284.36
mountain yeah what else happened today2328.5995.041
uh we got the Griffin like we said we2331.643.959
were going to oh awesome you guys get2333.644.28
loot now come find any no yeah there2335.5994.24
wasn't any out there are y'all going2337.925.32
back to the base yeah yeah all right uh2339.8395.601
be careful there's a gig out there yeah2343.244.96
we have a giga out there right that Giga2345.446.28
killed our Giga what what what yeah yeah2348.25.32
it's a long story I'll tell I tell you2351.724.0
all about it later it's super depressing2353.524.559
so we'll see you at the base yeah see2355.724.119
you guys you guys are leaving2358.0794.561
us they took that better than I thought2359.8394.561
yeah I mean what what else can he do you2362.643.199
know he just kind of go all right yeah2364.44.28
hey is dead move on get depressed and2365.8396.881
eat ice cream hey guys yeah I'm a little2368.686.639
worried what's that there's got to be a2372.725.76
giga somewhere close by that's killed2375.3195.961
the Giga from Giga Town uh-huh uh we2378.485.04
should probably keep our eyes peeled and2381.284.12
yeah I I don't know what to do if if2383.524.839
that thing killed the other Giga yeah2385.45.64
well I feel like I don't feel safe yeah2388.3594.121
but you don't want to I mean you not got2391.043.4
to sit here worrying about the Giga2392.484.0
that's going to come and kill everything2394.443.56
well since you put it like that we have2396.484.119
a lot of stuff here yeah we do but I2398.04.319
mean we have it's not stuff they're2400.5994.0
they're creatures right and you know2402.3196.841
what we all die right so come on I say2404.5997.24
come on Giga nope don't don't yell Bo2409.165.919
come on G just got stop it I got have to2411.8394.76
address something else though what what2415.0794.881
what may be a change of the Town name oh2416.5995.841
yeah dead gig dead gigot Town Let's do2419.963.96
let's work on that right now yeah if you2422.444.24
got a sign somewhere just do it de gig2423.925.76
you you do it oh it's not my town D2426.685.12
looking at D alas oh okay you didn't see2429.683.439
that you couldn't tell my back was2431.84.24
turned to you hey Dalias yeah go do that2433.1196.521
because you don't know how exactly prove2436.046.48
once again that you are superior to2439.645.32
me see and that's how that's how I get2442.524.799
him to do stuff for me is just make him2444.964.24
think that it it makes him look better2447.3195.401
he's very needy what what say you should2449.24.919
no forget it you don't even listen to2452.723.119
what I talk about no no I mean go I mean2454.1194.081
if you want to like talk to me oneon-one2455.8393.801
it's fine well I was it was right in2458.22.48
front of you what do you think I was2459.643.56
doing I I know but I didn't hear I2460.683.84
didn't hear what you said wer paying2463.24.36
attention I'm sorry yeah well oh [ __ ]2464.527.12
damn how you doing buddy yeah I'm2467.564.08
[Music]2475.389.48
greates nebs think what are you doing2485.245.24
over there uh what are you doing over2489.042.96
there this where I always sit pretty2490.483.359
much yeah I I usually sit over there2492.03.359
neebs cuz I'm not in your tribe these2493.8394.361
are your tribe seats uh This Isn't Our2495.3594.561
Guest seat it's just a big change it's2498.23.159
kind of jarring I don't know how I don't2499.923.0
know how to take it it's pretend like we2501.3592.72
just went to a restaurant we all just2502.922.56
grabbed the first seat we saw yeah and2504.0792.881
that restaurant completely changed their2505.484.76
sign McDonald's now has a giant W did2506.967.44
you read the sign defenses and desert2510.245.8
loot oh we were supposed to do that last2514.42.439
time2516.042.68
yeah but instead you got um what are2516.8393.681
those things called I don't know uh2518.724.0
allosauruses Allosaurus they're in my2520.523.559
they're in my backyard now by the way2522.722.68
I'm glad you brought that up because Dal2524.0793.04
Alas and I are going to make babies yep2525.45.0
it's a big old sex part out back yeah we2527.1195.641
it's Dallas's sex Farm yeah I have a sex2530.44.6
Farm you about you two or the dinosaurs2532.765.359
dinosaurs oh yeah okay well listen I'm2535.05.48
going to be oh EPO and Simon aren't here2538.1194.401
with us today right you probably noticed2540.483.68
yeah um I'm going to be working on the2542.523.96
base you saw our gig was killed last2544.164.679
week rest in peace yeah great job with2546.485.119
that guys it was Stellar work thank you2548.8394.841
but uh I'm going to work on some sort of2551.5994.561
defense system that's my goal today how2553.684.439
long is thick not going to be in our2556.164.32
tribe I well I kind of have my own tribe2558.1193.361
which I didn't think he wanted to be in2560.482.24
our tribe I know but this is just2561.484.28
getting weird now well have you met me2562.725.24
yeah I think he's met him have you met2565.765.319
unes I Know Myself very well it's like2567.964.92
oh let me let me go ahead and get the2571.0794.081
strongest thing we have killed in the2572.884.439
game wow wow hey let's just go thick2575.164.32
there's no need I mean to start okay2577.3193.441
yeah you know what I'm I'm better than2579.482.48
that all right let's get out of here but2580.762.96
you brought it up so are you what are he2581.963.32
is heing about the Giga yeah because2583.723.399
abro was on the Giga when it died well2585.283.6
you were part of2587.1197.0
it all right so Behavior sexy yep enable2588.889.199
wandering horny yep aroused did one just2594.1196.641
leave whoa where' it go how' it get out2598.0795.881
they're not okay enable wandering oh W2600.765.599
he just walked through the [ __ ] is that2603.964.159
all about what are you doing are you a2606.3595.321
wizard wow these things are magical hey2608.1195.48
yeah y'all want to put them in my house2611.684.439
I had a sex Farm are you okay with that2613.5993.72
you can yeah you can put them in my2616.1193.0
house hold on let me go get them you're2617.3195.881
welcome thank you drive through come on2619.1197.081
Waldo come on guys come on Ella just2623.25.56
kind of kind of wants to watch oh God2626.23.879
one's coming through the side on each2628.764.079
place this is going well right good can2630.0795.441
you move any of these other animals oh I2632.8395.161
can do that I can do something I got the2635.526.52
skills to do things okay okay yep yep2638.06.92
here it is oh boy yall think you'll get2642.044.76
to the loot thing today yeah we're2644.923.6
working yeah yeah yeah don't worry about2646.84.519
us cuz uh didn't happen last week2648.526.4
remember oh yeah yeah oh when you killed2651.3196.921
the Giga that week no I remember I2654.924.96
wasn't on it but I wasn't pointing2658.244.079
fingers it happened yeah so did Coter2659.884.959
cter happen cter happens can't believe2662.3195.0
you don't see the difference well I2664.8394.961
don't figured Jo be gone by now you2667.3195.04
would think right somebody on me I like2669.84.2
what he makes that sound yeah that's a2672.3593.641
good sound yeah have you seen Waldo is2674.04.44
such a good helper he really is what's2676.04.119
he doing to help he just kind of keeps2678.445.52
the pipe straight while I wow I lay them2680.1196.44
down he seems to like it he loves it2683.966.28
he's he's a little worker guys yeah come2686.5596.241
help we're busy no you're not just2690.244.8
standing there I can see you go do loot2692.84.759
go get the loot go get the loot things2695.044.039
how come you're not helping him he kind2697.5593.361
of chose to own them even though I'm2699.0793.081
stuck in your2700.923.439
animals that happens to dogs when2702.163.56
they're doing it they get stuck have you2704.3593.24
heard that stuck it's weird I've never2705.723.839
seen it it sounds disgusting that's a2707.5993.96
pickle isn't it it's yeah that's a2709.5594.601
swollen pickle I I guess you that's the2711.5596.921
uh tastiest pickle evero no2714.166.28
no I'm just going to leave them out2718.483.639
there Roman can you just check to make2720.443.8
sure that no eggs are laid or if2722.1194.121
something is laid that you uh in inate2724.244.04
it correctly hey I mean I got this under2726.244.44
control man neees is here I'm I'm going2728.283.68
to grab some berries thick and then I'm2730.682.399
ready to go have you seen this new2731.964.08
saddle nees gave me ooh that's very nice2733.0795.961
send Ella really likes2736.045.96
it yes she does yeah all right I'll be2739.044.36
back2742.04.079
okay all right Waldo we'll see if this2743.44.76
ever gets done today I bet they'll never2746.0794.76
make it to the desert dras I'm still not2748.164.32
sure why you're in his tribe well I2750.8394.0
started in in that tribe well I I I2752.483.92
didn't but now I'm in the tribe and I've2754.8393.041
been in the tribe for a while you know2756.43.4
you started off in life not being able2757.883.56
to walk what's your point you know2759.83.519
what's your point with that people grow2761.444.44
grow to become a part of your smaller2763.3195.24
tribe well once once more people become2765.884.36
part of it mine will be bigger do you2768.5593.721
see that happening possibly I have lots2770.243.96
to offer we're really doing this loot2772.283.48
thing yeah there's well there's a Loot2774.23.68
Crate out in the desert that responds2775.763.64
and usually has some really good stuff I2777.882.92
think that's where nees found the sniper2779.43.24
rifle or he found something good out2780.83.84
there so you know what anything to avoid2782.644.679
babysitting this work works2784.646.52
right okay and it should be oh see that2787.3195.681
I just Sprout it up like that uh that's2791.163.64
a baby plant that when that plant grows2793.05.28
up it's going to protect us um that's2794.86.559
its specialty I heard you like gather2798.285.839
thatch which that's a pretty sad gift to2801.3596.2
have but I love you let's see let's go2804.1195.24
check on those babies think they put2807.5593.961
them in the2809.3595.281
barn like oh is that one of them did2811.524.079
they just leave them out here running2814.644.88
loot Lo hold on here hey thick come in2815.5995.72
this is thick did you just leave them in2819.523.44
the yard yeah because they wouldn't stay2821.3192.961
in your part no one would help me2822.964.68
remember okay yeah I see an2824.286.279
egg help it egg I picked it up oh2827.645.36
there's two eggs what hold on ah they're2830.5594.601
hard to get to hold on yeah NES you got2833.04.079
to get them get the eggses I'm trying2835.164.679
it's crowded here okay I got two eggs2837.0794.841
I'll work on get I got to get them hot2839.8393.081
right2841.926.399
yeah okay so uh as aside from gardening2842.928.399
now we have to hatch some eggs and I2848.3195.28
think I do that2851.3197.361
by oops I just ate one Waldo pretty sure2853.5997.641
yep we're down to one egg maybe they'll2858.684.0
lay another one and thick will'll never2861.244.28
know all right I think I need torches oh2862.685.679
vultures [ __ ] I'm going to make short2865.525.599
work of these [ __ ] faces should I help2868.3595.681
yeah all right never done an air2871.1195.161
fight probably not going to do2874.044.16
yeah I don't want to hit you I don't2876.283.44
think we can hurt each other oh oh2878.24.08
perfect maybe we can yeah I'm not doing2879.725.0
the damn2882.285.96
thing bird fight bird fight bird2884.725.96
fight I haven't hit one you look good up2888.243.72
there yeah I'm just going I'm going to2890.683.879
watch you you're really good oh boy he's2891.966.24
after me I got okay me [ __ ] see if I2894.5595.321
can2898.24.159
help got to2899.887.04
land oh boy out the snakes oh no my2902.3597.121
friend get on my sniper2906.924.679
rifle got2909.485.879
one got two stay away from stay away2911.5995.401
from that bird2915.3593.24
snake2917.05.96
ah badzilla you're still alive but alas2918.5995.76
D alas is2922.966.52
not wait a minute what the hell is this2924.3595.121
[Music]2929.693.049
place got some more2933.3195.361
say this is too cold oh the health is2936.484.56
way down too2938.686.24
um incubate oh the health is at 11 W2941.046.6
this thing about dead let's see it's2944.926.439
incubating fast though this might do it2947.649.12
man up up twins we got2951.3598.321
twins holy moly look at these little2956.767.039
guys woo look at this they're running2959.686.72
off hold on do they need care they2963.7996.201
imprint I call thick hey thick come in2966.47.439
this is thick 44 uh we had twins what uh2970.05.92
one of them I printed twins in one egg2973.8393.441
what what about the other egg uh the2975.923.52
other one's R running around he probably2977.284.72
is lost and scared so oh so they're not2979.444.76
twins you just had two there were two2982.04.96
eggs no one egg two babies but there was2984.24.919
two eggs yeah the other one disappeared2986.965.08
really yeah okay but you have twins he2989.1194.361
wants to be imprinted but you're not2992.043.68
here well just go ahead and imprint him2993.484.72
it's going to be part of your tribe I I2995.724.399
guess I think it imprints to me though2998.25.159
Spud Zilla was killed by a mantis what3000.1196.601
just happened thick oh dalus died and I3003.3595.801
had to I remembered he was at a bed I3006.724.16
remember you guys had a bed and I I went3009.164.88
and got him I diedes hey3010.885.36
dry that wasn't that wasn't the real3014.044.44
Spud Zilla anyway so don't beat yourself3016.245.2
up over it not but can can thick bring3018.485.44
you back home yeah I can but yeah we3021.444.2
still haven't gotten any Lo we didn't do3023.923.52
loot thing at yeah get the loot get the3025.644.679
loot then come home okay all right we3027.444.76
got to find this place D I need my stuff3030.3194.8
it's right down there yeah oh to the3032.27.359
right to the to the left move three3035.1198.321
times uh-oh UND dehydrated mantis no sir3039.5596.76
no sir oh you got a mantis after3043.446.2
youus gas3046.3196.721
no mantis Fight Club right now me and3049.647.8
you come here3053.044.4
okay debri we we need to shack up for3057.5995.24
the night whose place is that hopefully3059.526.24
it's like abos or3062.8396.441
somebody's see man that's a lot of3065.768.28
spikes okay let's see3069.289.079
hello anybody in there hello uh hello3074.045.44
who who's3078.3594.401
there who the hell are you big 44 who3079.485.92
are you I'm the [ __ ] of course what the3082.764.64
what does it look like i' I've never I3085.44.32
don't I don't know a [ __ ] what where did3087.44.48
you come from never heard of the [ __ ] or3089.724.76
a [ __ ] I mean I've heard of aimp I've3091.884.6
been to sex clubs one of the most3094.485.599
ancient professions in all time okay uh3096.487.28
me and my bird uh we we seek shelter for3100.0796.28
the night uh my friend's dead and I may3103.764.24
need to help him in the morning your3106.3593.561
friend is dead yeah he was killed by a3108.03.559
mantis3109.923.679
Christ you're not going to harm me are3111.5594.8
you no no you sure about that I'm I'm3113.5994.441
positive man I don't hey I'm just3116.3593.641
looking for a safe place I have your3118.044.96
word3120.03.0
yeah oh your bird might be [ __ ] I3127.44.959
don't really have a pen yet I'm new to3130.04.599
these lands can I can I offer you some3132.3595.521
pants uh no thank you it's more3134.5995.2
comfortable this way I have some inside3137.883.679
thank you very much this is my home I'll3139.7994.56
dress as I please oh my God that's this3141.5595.8
way oh well this is a uh this is a nice3144.3595.48
maze you have here of sorts well it's a3147.3595.361
work in progress okay I wasn't expecting3149.8395.441
guests just yet just yet yes that's3152.724.52
right okay is this going to be like a a3155.284.48
hotel or what do you do we gimping3157.244.119
that's it that's all I do I'm actually3159.763.52
looking for a new master I was abandoned3161.3594.72
quite some time ago sold into slavery3163.286.2
this and that yada yada yada here I am3166.0795.28
so you're free now but you don't want to3169.486.16
be free freedom is it's it's not really3171.3595.96
like that okay I don't really have a3175.643.64
choice in these matters I was born a3177.3195.48
[ __ ] I am a [ __ ] I'm an elder [ __ ] now3179.286.16
so it's it's like in your DNA correct3182.7995.8
yes absolutely what's your friend's name3185.446.56
dalius Dalias yeah he's basically's he's3188.5995.52
basically in My Tribe like almost but3192.06.839
not officially oh so you you're alone uh3194.1196.841
you're alone in a tribe kind of I mean I3198.8394.24
have my wyverns I I'm in the tribe of3200.964.359
the wyvern King you know what when would3203.0795.04
you do me a favor before we go down into3205.3196.24
my [ __ ] cave uh would you just uh hold3208.1196.44
on to that for me and if you see fit to3211.5595.361
use it just go ahead and give me a WAP3214.5594.8
Oh either way um this will be your3216.926.52
sleeping quarters for the night3219.3594.081
[Music]3223.634.169
okay oh this is not oh you have a bird3225.0796.321
down here uh yes I do oh okay think I'm3227.7995.481
going to name him Charlie Charlie that's3231.43.959
a good name um I don't have much down3233.284.16
here there's a nice cot you can sleep on3235.3593.921
okay there's that yeah is there there's3237.445.28
a okay there's that ah yes don't worry3239.286.64
about that um something happened there3242.725.44
are you sure not to worry about that I'm3245.924.919
quite sure oh good quite a strong word I3248.165.399
like that should be fine okay well you3250.8394.48
may want to keep an ear out just in case3253.5596.321
he finds us uh dalas that is and uh yeah3255.3195.8
I mean we can we can wait it out3259.883.04
overnight and then maybe go out and you3261.1193.2
know look for him together I I can3262.923.8
certainly pay you with whatever I have3264.3194.561
well absolutely that sounds fantastic to3266.726.04
me glorious glorious I tell you glorious3268.886.439
indeed um go to sleep I'll keep an ear3272.764.64
out I have much more work to obtain to3275.3193.841
okay uh just in case let me know if you3277.44.12
want me to make you any pants at at any3279.163.959
point I know you're comfortable and I I3281.523.48
respect that but I I'm good with making3283.1194.68
pants not an issue thank you though3285.05.0
thank you don't touch the [ __ ]3287.7994.361
cupboard uh what don't touch that3290.05.6
[ __ ] cupboard I won't I won't I won't3292.168.12
[Music]3295.68.519
Waldo we lost one of them so make that3300.286.48
oh oh about to say about lost two okay3304.1195.44
we got beans in here but we've lost uh3306.764.96
noodles you know he looks like he looks3309.5595.121
like a little tiny Allosaurus you get3311.724.68
caught up here in all this mess I can't3314.683.24
tell what's going on here have y'all3316.44.24
seen a baby uh dinosaur uh name's3317.924.6
noodles he couldn't have gone that far3320.644.56
he's just a little thing uh Waldo you3322.524.319
stay right there I'm going to jump on3325.25.0
champ look from the3326.8393.361
[Music]3330.334.91
sky3332.3596.24
tanan oh here we go okay what are you3335.246.04
doing you nut over here in the Rocks all3338.5994.2
right you come with3341.285.16
me R my torch I think it's daylight now3342.7995.361
all right come on little3346.444.599
one you follow me don't run off like3348.165.159
that again it's a crazy world you'll get3351.0395.961
eaten alive3353.3193.681
[Music]3357.35.019
hello who goes3359.526.64
there who the who are who the hell are3362.3197.72
you whoa whoa what's the issue maybe put3366.166.8
that uh hey who the [ __ ] all right3370.0395.161
listen listen um I just been through3372.965.04
some [ __ ] man uh yes you look like it3375.25.159
you look like a big strong man yeah but3378.05.28
no I'm kind of a little [ __ ] um I died3380.3595.161
a couple times out there I'm very warm3383.286.16
I just I [ __ ] hate it who why what3385.526.279
why don't you come inside and I can3389.444.56
thank you you warm and and safe and3391.7993.921
perhaps you can protect me from other3394.04.2
people sure yeah no I got you I'm I'm3395.725.079
really good at this game so um I'm3398.25.24
Dalias by the way D name is dalius I'm3400.7995.201
terrible I'm a I'm a role player I am uh3403.445.56
I'm Mr moon but I I'm I play a g I'm the3406.05.92
[ __ ] oh you're the G pleasure [ __ ] um3409.04.72
can I come in or we just going to talk3411.925.639
about that not well the3413.727.44
window my God in the middle of why would3417.5598.641
you hi hey oh there we hey all right not3421.166.32
going to look at that do you want to3426.23.44
move sure oh you want to come inside3427.484.04
okay all right all right thank you so3429.645.12
much wow yeah yeah yeah I got some3431.525.559
quarters down here uh where you can stay3434.764.44
and and maybe make your home right do3437.0795.0
you do you often stay pantless for uh3439.26.399
when you have guests I well yes yes I do3442.0795.441
is that is that an issue for you I'm3445.5994.921
getting used to it okay great right down3447.525.64
here is uh the visitor quarters now I3450.525.4
suppose it was a [ __ ] cave but who's3453.166.639
there hey Vick delius [ __ ] me man that3455.926.119
sucked are you down there yeah are you a3459.7994.961
prisoner I I don't think so I hope not I3462.0394.361
I just asked for shelter I was3464.763.44
everything about this seems like uh3466.43.48
seems he's not a prisoner at all all3468.24.159
right I'm a very nice [ __ ] okay yeah he3469.886.0
gave me he gave me this whip okay see H3472.3597.921
come on can you get out uh have you3475.885.8
thought about that uh there's a door3480.283.44
over here oh okay all right here we go3481.685.76
it's locked [ __ ] totally locked why3483.724.63
would you3487.442.04
[Music]3488.354.05
stay3489.487.359
uh-oh Eeps this is thick 44 and dur3492.49.24
alas oh boy what now uh go ahead thick3496.8398.0
hey man how are you good uh babies are3501.644.679
growing up fast I hate that we're3504.8394.121
missing it yeah hey uh little issue help3506.3196.201
us NES calm down you've been kidnapped3508.966.32
kidnapped we're held hostage right now3512.526.44
uhhuh by a weirdo with no no pants [ __ ]3515.285.559
yeah he's a little guy named the [ __ ] y3518.963.96
are crazy listen I'm trying to build a3520.8393.881
no we're not kidding nebs someone's3522.924.84
trapped you we're gas slaves okay have3524.725.24
you done sex no I just assume that's3527.765.0
where it's going not not with anyone3529.964.32
well listen I've still got to build a3532.764.68
generator in a turret um then I can head3534.285.519
out that way [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] you3537.444.76
guys have food uh yeah I got some I got3539.7993.921
some I have a little bit of food there's3542.24.24
a there's a cabinet here that he told me3543.725.24
not to go into I'm going in it well hold3546.444.8
on it might be a trap just just cool out3548.963.8
cool out we got to stay calm this whole3551.243.4
thing's a trap you need to hurry up we3552.764.24
already fell for the Trap I don't think3554.644.159
cabinets can be traps just go and go in3557.04.079
it nees I got to give you our3558.7996.361
coordinates 70 latitude 7.3 L3561.0798.441
76.5 longitude 70.3 hold on what am I3565.169.12
calculator say it again 70.3 latitude 703569.526.599
something by3574.284.559
76.5 longitude I'm just going to say 703576.1196.281
by 70 hey uh I'm I'm worried sick about3578.8396.081
you really yeah are you on your way but3582.45.36
I still have to make a let me make the3584.924.6
turret and then I'll be there I don't3587.763.4
think you know what worried sick means3589.523.519
have y'all tried chopping the walls down3591.163.0
you have tools don't you yeah we're3593.0393.04
going to try that's the next step all3594.163.6
right you start on that and I'll be3596.0794.24
there make your way nebs okay get going3597.767.24
now yes sir H out my God now I'm I'm a3600.3198.52
little concerned uh about Charlie here3605.07.559
because if we yeah if we start chopping3608.8396.48
away at this yeah oh boy what what's3612.5594.52
that noise out there something that3615.3194.841
better not be debri Dey Deb's out there3617.0795.641
my bird oh I don't care about that look3620.163.72
let's get out of here if I start3622.723.76
chopping away this yeah that thing might3623.885.439
start attacking us so get that sword3626.485.68
ready I'll Attack that3629.3197.24
okay oh it's not oh perfect okay woo oh3632.169.76
man come on come on there you go is it3636.5598.8
doing anything F yeah it's at 4,800 out3641.926.0
of 6,000 right now okay so I wonder if3645.3594.76
the door's3647.926.159
weaker yeah come on Waldo come on boy we3650.1197.44
got to hurry H we only got so much time3654.0795.48
I wish you were faster we got to get3657.5595.841
there before Sundown yeah come on Walo3659.5595.721
get up3663.45.639
boy almost there Dal alas okay okay got3665.286.48
to get the [ __ ] out of here man if I see3669.0394.641
him I'm going to kill him3671.764.72
pick I'm going to try to kill him yeah I3673.684.359
don't I don't know what kind of tricks3676.485.48
he has up the sleeves right now he he's3678.0398.32
a a troubled person bit of an enigma3681.968.879
we're a troubled person that too there3686.3596.601
oh [ __ ] oh you're [ __ ] kidding me oh3690.8393.081
my3692.963.92
God this is a nightmare it's like a3693.924.76
horror movie3696.883.919
thick3698.688.8
g g yes oh what listen oh hi hey we've3700.7999.32
got a problem what's the issue we want3707.485.359
to get out of here I understand I3710.1195.041
understand that completely he here let3712.8394.561
me help you oh you're going to help us3715.165.639
yes take that make yourselves at home3717.44.879
you're going to be warm and cozy and3720.7993.48
protected and then eventually you'll3722.2794.04
learn to protect me you're going to be3724.2795.32
great Masters I can already3726.3196.441
tell [ __ ] why didn't we shoot him why3729.5994.76
didn't you whip him I think he would3732.765.799
have liked that he gave us beds we have3734.3597.401
beds all right well I guess uh we we put3738.5596.52
the beds down okay thick3741.765.88
yeah yeah yeah yeah neebs is on his way3745.0795.04
we'll rest up it's been a day and we'll3747.645.719
be fine yeah yeah neebs it's neebs he's3750.1196.16
not going to let his friends down yeah3753.3595.081
yeah no you you wouldn't think no all3756.2794.04
right no neebs is coming all right neebs3758.443.119
is coming yeah3760.3195.52
neees good night D alas good night thick3761.5596.201
neebs will be here soon yeah we're going3765.8393.2
to be3767.765.12
fine okay so we get this fire going that3769.0396.881
way when we catch fish we can just cook3772.885.88
them up right here so you sit in the3775.925.359
chair you go in your inventory there3778.764.4
leech blood I don't know why you can't3781.2795.121
just use I mean meat fish meat seems3783.166.84
like a very good like bait for uh oh3786.44.399
hold3790.03.92
on yep drag that put that in my3790.7996.121
slot there we go and there's your3793.924.879
fishing rod aim it way out there and3796.923.119
then you3798.7993.161
yell uh3800.0395.32
for and then you wait you just wait3801.965.44
because here's the thing you get crazy3805.3593.801
stuff fishing you would think you just3807.44.08
get fish but sometimes like I you get3809.165.72
like armor and maybe I'll catch a turret3811.486.559
and I won't have to build one hey a3814.884.959
Dodo hey3818.0393.841
there level3819.8395.041
16 going to walk right into me oh oh he3821.883.46
likes3824.882.199
[Music]3825.345.14
me what a3827.0793.401
day3833.2793.0
abro yeah open your door open my door3839.5596.24
why I want to come in I want you in my3843.8393.561
house I haven't been here in forever I3845.7993.161
don't know what the [ __ ] going on all3847.43.48
right fine Mr demanding come on in why3848.963.359
are you locking the door I always keep3850.883.0
my door locked with you nuts around dude3852.3193.04
I don't take any of your stuff no one3853.883.56
else is taking your stuff try relaxing3855.3593.601
it's nice to live out in the country you3857.443.28
don't need to lock your doors no I need3858.963.599
to yeah no not with dalus around and3860.723.559
thick dalus just needs to learn to3862.5593.121
respect people's stuff all right where3864.2794.161
is everybody I don't know hey oh jeez3865.685.159
there's neees lock me in open I'm3868.443.839
opening the door you [ __ ] come on3870.8393.72
[ __ ] still call me [ __ ] hey I have a3872.2794.481
question yeah um do y'all need to3874.5595.52
advertise anything no no I mean don't3876.765.559
just say no think about it no yeah I'm3880.0793.841
not selling anything I got nothing to3882.3194.201
sell or what's your jabo's name rat3883.924.76
when's his birthday I don't know oh3886.524.36
that's a good idea yeah like you say hey3888.684.439
happy birthday rat on on the week of his3890.883.959
birthday or the month listen how much3893.1193.841
I'd like to do that for my Aunt Phyllis3894.8395.361
uh how much 100 medal sold happy3896.965.52
birthday Aunt Phyllis and I could do a3900.23.96
long letter if I want to all right don't3902.483.92
steal the metal out of my drawers Simon3904.164.0
I'm not going to steal anything from you3906.43.959
I don't trust you well enough already3908.163.76
you're a thief you're a [ __ ] thief3910.3593.0
I'm not know where to find me when you3911.923.879
want to advertise where's where's dalius3913.3595.041
and thick who dalius and thick what do3915.7995.04
you mean who um oh yeah they went to the3918.45.32
desert and got trapped by a a Sex3920.8396.48
Dungeon or something it's3923.725.879
crazy he just said he got trapped by a3927.3194.881
sex is that is that a new animal what B3929.5994.641
Allosaurus is in my house they're still3932.24.24
they're still like toddlers okay no back3934.245.16
to the sex something Sex Dungeon yeah3936.444.44
they went to the desert remember we we3939.43.6
found that red Loot Crate I wasn't here3940.883.88
no no back when we fought the death3943.03.76
worms Oh yeah those yeah okay I'm with3944.763.799
you now yeah so they went there to look3946.763.64
for loot crates and they said there was3948.5593.321
a guy out there and they're trapped in a3950.44.08
Sex Dungeon I feel like I'm going to3951.885.399
investigate that right uh listen you had3954.485.559
me at well sex I mean that's the normal3957.2794.601
thing that kind of gets people it yeah3960.0393.8
sales like uh sex if you want to work3961.883.76
that into your advertising somehow all3963.8394.52
right get a better return no but happy3965.644.76
birthday an Phyllis I hope you have sex3968.3593.44
there you go perfect let me know when3970.42.64
you got the money3971.7998.451
[Music]3973.047.21
yep3983.03.0
whoa thick yeah thick get up what what3986.646.8
oh whoa is this an art show oh [ __ ]3990.485.879
there's The Loot Crate oh wow it's back3993.444.32
doesn't do us much good if we're trapped3996.3593.2
down here though yeah I'm concerned with3997.764.279
some of these uh the moon Zone just some3999.5595.0
of them oh that's that's him on me on4002.0397.76
top of me a banana why uh hey hello [ __ ]4004.5599.0
G [ __ ] hello what's going on man where4009.7995.8
you at good to see that you're feeling4013.5596.04
well yeah there's your dong again yep4015.5997.121
can I get your boys anything uh just out4019.5995.361
I suppose out would be good but have you4022.724.92
taken on your new role yet new role yes4024.964.399
that's right you're the Masters I'm the4027.644.8
[ __ ] oh he gave me this whip go ahead4029.3596.161
all right hey get it there hey let us4032.446.48
out I'm your master fantastic Master4035.524.68
however I don't feel like you're quite4038.924.32
ready yet God oh but how how do we uh4040.24.32
how am I more ready4043.242.72
I'm not quite sure I haven't really4044.524.36
thought this through yet it's through4045.965.079
hey hold on hold on what if I do this4048.885.959
hey uh hey you big sexy chocolate man4051.0396.641
how are you doing [ __ ] what you like4054.8395.401
you like that I enjoyed that quite a4057.685.639
bit what the [ __ ] what we do we're being4060.244.24
weird like he4063.3195.921
wants oh Simon what is that it uh yeah I4064.487.44
guess I mean [ __ ] what the [ __ ] okay4069.245.359
hello hey4071.924.399
you want oh I see somebody over there4074.5993.321
hello4076.3195.841
hey hey hello yo what's up hey naked4077.927.04
dude hey oh hell Travelers hey what's4082.165.439
going on man hey not too much just4084.964.599
enjoying the beautiful day how you doing4087.5993.561
doing really well hey we're looking for4089.5593.641
our our friends uh thick and Dalias you4091.164.44
see them oh thick and4093.25.999
duras uh maybe yeah what's it worth to4095.66.559
you what's it worth to us uh not [ __ ]4099.1994.16
yeah yeah I don't really give a [ __ ]4102.1592.441
it's not worth anything to me I just4103.3592.8
want to know yeah honestly screw those4104.64.8
guys are they are they herey well all4106.1595.08
right two Travelers may have came by the4109.44.399
other night uh looking for shelter I4111.2394.681
being a good man uh may have offered4113.7995.0
them that and they may be here right4115.925.16
we've heard Sex Dungeon though Sex4118.7994.241
Dungeon what you see that term gets4121.084.56
thrown around it it's it's not really4123.044.44
what we're running here okay this is a4125.645.76
place of natural love making okay oh4127.485.12
okay you're like one of those places4131.42.839
like off the highway just s like a like4132.63.28
a cuddle like a cuddle Factory or4134.2393.681
something is that what the they call4135.883.839
that cuddle Factory yeah I don't know4137.923.56
well not a factory like a cuddle Barn a4139.7194.0
cuddle Hut that must be some weird4141.484.16
country [ __ ] let me ask you a question4143.7193.281
about the dungeon does anyone get4145.644.639
chained up uh well uh sometimes see4147.06.239
that's a dungeon hell I want in on this4150.2794.721
I know you do but technically if you're4153.2394.04
chaining people to the walls or beds4155.04.359
it's going right now go let's check it4157.2793.601
out yeah hell yeah let's check we have a4159.3596.32
tour a tour of yes sure F good couple of4160.887.6
rules don't touch anything don't steal4165.6795.401
anything Simon you hear that well can I4168.484.839
steal something don't steal anything you4171.084.679
sneaky little thief but [ __ ] you [ __ ]4173.3194.321
you with the thief I I promise he will4175.7594.04
not steal anything I won't promise it if4177.643.4
I could pick something up and I want it4179.7993.241
I might take it right this way I'm4181.044.56
coming all right okay this place is4183.044.319
amazed that's pretty claustrophobic in4185.63.199
here I don't like it tell you the truth4187.3593.121
sir all right well these might be the4188.7996.321
men you're looking for let's see here4190.487.08
hey your friends be down there we're4195.125.0
doing weird stuff the butt get in there4197.567.159
deep thi hey D alas oh [ __ ] whoa hey4200.126.28
well I didn't didn't expect to find you4204.7193.48
with thick in your ass hey get us out of4206.44.56
here I is this the is this the dungeon4208.1994.921
yes oh hell I'm going down here no I4210.963.4
wouldn't I wouldn't4213.123.76
recommend [ __ ] Simon is it nice down4214.365.2
there no yeah no you see your friends4216.884.72
are all right woo there's paintings down4219.564.679
here look at this oh oh man place is4221.65.04
great no safe word that's a really bad4224.2394.281
idea you should always have a safe word4226.643.16
yeah hold on Simon don't come down here4228.522.88
there's no safe words okay [ __ ] is wrong4229.83.32
with these there's no safe words you4231.43.2
talking about artwork how the hell am I4233.122.92
not going to go down now you're all4234.63.44
learning the ways of the [ __ ] I welcome4236.043.96
you into my home yeah where do you want4238.044.84
to go from here out yeah we'd like to4240.04.56
get out I mean there should be an exit4242.884.12
no we just got here abso I'm dropping4244.564.56
something for you what is this this you4247.04.04
probably be into this [ __ ] oh is that a4249.124.76
whip yeah oh hell yeah I think G into4251.044.84
that [ __ ] sorry that it's probably more4253.883.48
of an art for you all right come here4255.884.839
thick wait no hey cut it4257.366.48
out hey come here dick no you got to be4260.7195.561
you got to be gentle tickle time it's4263.845.399
not fun if you're4266.282.959
gentle all right let's see I'm getting4270.46.16
closer turret Electronics is the big4273.1995.721
thing got to keep making those I can4276.566.0
make four wait how many I me HSS come in4278.927.0
please no that's not it oh there we go4282.565.52
hey thick hey so you're totally going to4285.925.239
believe this uh Simon and abro are now4288.085.68
stuck in this Sex Dungeon with usn it4291.1595.801
abro abro keeps whipping us oh you feel4293.765.08
oh I bet he loves it there he loves it4296.963.96
here it's amazing in here should I come4298.844.16
there where are you you were supposed to4300.923.52
yeah come help us no I I didn't want to4303.03.12
do The Sex Dungeon I wanted to build4304.443.719
turrets no we wanted to you to save us4306.123.64
[ __ ] Oh I thought you wanted me just4308.1593.961
to come hang out no no get us out of4309.764.28
here no we're we're fine they for4312.123.4
whatever reason NS they think we're in4314.043.36
danger we're just having a good ass time4315.525.199
stoping me so you're not in danger no4317.45.36
we're not in danger fine if we need your4320.7194.48
help we'll call you back we need it it4322.764.08
was it was too early we don't need your4325.1994.681
help I don't feel like we're in4326.843.04
danger damn it all right so listen all4330.05.76
we need to do guys is just talk this4333.1595.121
guy's language in he had his head in my4335.765.64
ass but you don't he doesn't want your4338.285.52
head in his ass he wants to put his his4341.45.6
head over your ass ask him ask him yeah4343.84.96
you ask S go ahead so what do you call4347.03.8
this guy [ __ ] go ahead and communicate4348.765.479
with him Mr [ __ ] [ __ ] Pros Mr [ __ ]4350.87.04
yes hello sir I've been a bad boy have4354.2396.361
you he has I have and uh I think you4357.846.2
might need to teach me a lesson well you4360.66.039
see I am the [ __ ] that that sounds like4364.045.44
more of the role of the master right I4366.6394.161
don't understand how you're not getting4369.483.679
this [ __ ] but I am the master correct I4370.84.2
think we are the no listen let me talk4373.1593.401
to this guy doesn't answer these types4375.04.08
of questions it's I'm just a I can tell4376.565.52
you whatever I want and what I want is4379.085.96
for us to reverse roles oh my isn't that4382.086.32
interesting something different quite4385.045.96
spicy oh son of a [ __ ] there you go I4388.44.52
scared him away [ __ ] it up listen you4391.04.08
know what too much sex appeal no we're4392.923.68
no I think that's what guys get out of4395.082.84
the way get out let me let me talk to4396.63.32
this guy let try try try okay here we go4397.924.16
I'm sure you're probably go ahead okay4399.928.48
hey G y YY [ __ ] oh hello4402.088.52
hello look at4408.47.0
me you want to play oh my oh my things4410.66.52
are getting spicy down there huh you4415.43.04
want to come down here it's play time4417.125.16
look at me see me hey look at that4418.446.08
that's really hot just another day you4422.285.16
want to play there you are thank4424.526.48
you he dropped something good job AB he4427.445.48
dropped something all right so he gave4431.03.639
us something good for being you know a4432.924.319
little Kink a little fun all right so we4434.6395.881
just all got to be a little bit more4437.2393.281
fun the ladder this is on this should4442.6797.04
come on there we go hey got a turret I4446.06.52
just got to make different bullets so uh4449.7195.681
bullets our plants did you remember4452.525.4
those plants we planted the other day4455.46.319
they have matured the magic of nature4457.926.799
look at this one4461.7194.52
two4464.7195.0
three four and I've got more seeds maybe4466.2396.44
we'll plant more uh Giga lives that way4469.7194.321
I think we're doing a pretty good job4472.6793.56
protecting the town what do you think4474.044.28
all right let's make some bullets get4476.2393.201
here4478.326.28
woo hey G hello g g I'm trying to do4479.447.48
work up here like what yeah what what4484.65.0
kind of work I'm building things okay4486.924.92
this work in progress I'm a builder oh4489.65.2
really yeah want you let me up there4491.845.44
just me and then I can help you work and4494.84.04
then this way you can start ignoring4497.284.0
these uh these numb skulls you know what4498.846.0
I mean I understand I guess I don't see4501.287.64
a problem with that you alone though me4504.846.6
alone okay guys listen [ __ ] don't4508.924.08
[ __ ] around this is for real I'm going4511.443.56
to help this guy Simon come here all4513.03.36
right what what's up what's up what's4515.02.84
your plan what do you [ __ ] know I'm4516.362.319
going to get up there and then I'll4517.841.879
figure it out I have no idea what's4518.6792.081
going on it be nice to know what the4519.7192.561
[ __ ] you're going to do well guess what4520.763.12
I'm the only one who f fig out a way to4522.283.52
get up there right so stop giving me4523.883.48
[ __ ] no I know but we're taking it from4525.82.96
here what do we do where we going where4527.363.2
where do I go in the metal door here we4528.764.24
go hello sir yes right this way right4530.565.0
this way back see you later boys back4533.06.12
okay stay back okay oh stay back oh jeez4535.565.95
easy hey hey can I have another4539.123.68
[Music]4541.513.53
whip first things first we need to get4542.83.96
some baseboard and some crown molding in4545.043.119
this place and then we should do4546.762.959
something about these floors cuz they4548.1593.52
blend into the walls all right then we4549.7193.841
need to start hanging some art you got4551.6794.281
all the art downstairs guess what buddy4553.564.28
look at all these [ __ ] walls you need4555.964.0
to hang some art in here my friend yes4557.844.96
yes I know it's going to take some time4559.964.08
well first of all you know what wasn't4562.82.399
one of the guys they were asking for4564.042.8
another whip we we should go and talk to4565.1993.96
them for a second and you know abso is4566.846.24
really good with color schemes4569.1599.361
abro hey G AB come out come to the door4573.088.639
oh oh hey what's up come this way oh am4578.525.119
I getting out yeah step out4581.7196.121
step outside I'm out back listen I told4583.6396.201
him that you're you know all about color4587.844.2
schemes right I I just I know you do4589.844.359
yeah but that's how I got you up so just4592.045.599
you know trim colors uh baseboard Crown4594.1996.52
uh advice on wall art go maybe flooring4597.6394.641
okay hey G yes I'm in here all right4600.7192.44
you're looking for a little a little4602.282.879
paint job in here right I'm looking for4603.1593.961
something you know it's just Bare Bones4605.1593.641
right now it's a little embarrassing4607.122.92
well I see you and I look at you and I4608.82.919
go man this is this is this is a guy4610.043.52
wears a lot of black so we need to4611.7193.561
contrast that I'm thinking with like4613.563.96
some uh some pink pink maybe a little4615.283.76
purple you know something that feels4617.522.88
really sexy red you know something4619.042.76
that's passionate that's what I see with4620.43.2
this place Napster what do you think an4621.84.32
accent wall where and what color I don't4623.63.8
know I I want to get some colors and4626.123.119
start playing where are your colors uh4627.43.839
the colors are in the dungeon oh let's4629.2394.041
go to the dungeon okay you know the way4631.2393.4
all right right this way you know who4633.284.76
knows a lot about flooring [ __ ] dalas4634.6395.641
but I mean I have floors I know but you4638.044.36
need to put a different flooring down I4640.284.919
think hey guys hey what's up uh we're4642.45.04
we're working on his house his dungeon4645.1994.761
right okay what are you doing I um I was4647.444.64
just down here thinking about flooring4649.964.199
you know well you know what what do you4652.083.72
think we should use if he's going to go4654.1594.441
for a red accent wall and possibly pink4655.85.08
rest of the walls with maybe a off-white4658.65.92
trim I'd go laminate or some type of uh4660.886.44
you know hardwood yes hardwood is what I4664.524.32
was feeling but no self-respecting4667.324.0
person would suggest laminating here4668.844.319
sorry he's just kidding about l4671.323.68
delightful it's a it's a flooring4673.1594.281
person's joke right who's the flooring4675.07.159
man oh here hey hi yep right this way4677.447.719
here stay can we get a wood floor in4682.1596.401
here is there a wood floor option well4685.1595.56
there's no trees around you understand4688.563.88
yeah but we can bring the trees in you4690.7194.681
have the gold we can we can bring it in4692.444.52
we got flying animals we can go get4695.43.12
trees I didn't know you had access to4696.962.96
trees you should have said something4698.523.679
like that we yeah we got Birds we can4699.923.759
fly the trees4702.1993.881
grab the wood it sounds like we can work4703.6794.56
something out here if you have access to4706.084.559
Wood how about the three of you go and4708.2395.881
gather the me 100,000 pieces of wood4710.6395.201
come back and then I'll release your4714.123.88
friend who's in the dungeon hey Neal4715.843.92
yeah we were thinking 200,000 so this4718.03.44
will be a lot easier than than I4719.763.64
expected yeah you you really negotiate4721.444.84
like a a not a true [ __ ] yeah it's a4723.46.2
deal okay it is a yeah yeah it's easy4726.285.439
right great to have friends here yeah4729.64.32
don't worry about it have met you4731.7196.44
[Music]4733.926.319
you all right so that's a lot of wood4738.1594.241
right there yeah yeah yeah we're not4740.2393.521
really getting wood we're not getting4742.42.4
the wood we're going to go get4743.762.36
explosives and then we're going to blow4744.83.16
thick out we talked we told him we were4746.124.32
going to get wood that was a tactic4747.964.0
Simon I told you you're a Shifty little4750.444.279
no good thief mean Shifty we were Shifty4751.966.52
as hell I'm not Shifty I am just good4754.7195.601
you you will be released upon the4758.484.679
delivery of the wood man they are Ming4760.323.96
with you they are not the kind of4763.1593.04
friends that you think they are they4764.284.12
blame you for things don't even get me4766.1995.801
started yeah I I I know I understand4768.45.92
everybody leaves me okay that's why I4772.04.199
have this dungeon I've been abandoned4774.323.76
one too many times and this is how I4776.1994.121
make friends now so you're in there and4778.083.92
you're with me and that's how it's going4780.325.24
to be hold on hold on hold on hold on4782.05.719
come back come back hey I I didn't4785.564.2
realize that you've been abandoned I've4787.7194.161
been abandoned too oh is that right4789.764.28
that's right those those fellas who uh4791.883.64
are going to get hundreds of thousands4794.043.48
of pieces of wood for you along with4795.523.719
this other high pitch lady they4797.524.0
abandoned me so you know how it feels I4799.2395.521
do I pegged you all wrong I apologize4801.525.719
apology accepted doesn't mean I want I4804.764.6
want to stay but you know what I think I4807.2394.201
think we should be friends we just went4809.364.16
over this thick all right you're just4811.444.6
going to leave me I promise I won't4813.523.84
leave you man we're always going to be4816.043.44
friends I may Venture off sometimes but4817.364.44
I'll always come back you promise4819.485.36
friends for ever friends forever I4821.86.72
promise I will never leave you reach4824.846.96
reach get it get get4828.527.679
out come on come on what Jesus de oh my4831.86.76
God that was a big explosion what have4836.1996.081
you done de R's dead you lied to me I4838.565.44
didn't lie to you I didn't do this let's4842.283.64
get it I got it I got the stuff let's go4844.05.44
let's go let's go okay on how dare you4845.925.52
listen G I apologize they made me do4849.444.4
this Hey listen get it was fun it was4851.445.4
real buddy don't leave me you bastards4853.848.2
later G oh come on you promis me we4856.847.68
didn't promise you anything I didn't I I4862.044.08
promised him yeah I said I wouldn't4864.524.0
leave him oh don't be a dick4866.124.64
thck you're look you're looking good4868.524.159
buddy I I just don't want to be4870.765.8
alone you're with us now best friends4872.6795.691
forever4876.564.99
[Music]4878.373.18
masus4881.6394.721
hey you guys are back yeah yeah you're4883.325.68
still here yeah thanks for coming dick4886.364.68
well you came I'm here right we have a4889.04.0
friend neebs he grappled to our Griffin4891.044.0
and we brought him back for some reason4893.05.32
okay oh over here yeah uh hello4895.046.92
there hello I'm your [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] this4898.325.64
is the lady I was talking about what's a4901.965.0
[ __ ] a [ __ ] is someone that uh I think4903.966.759
derives sexual pleasure from being um M4906.965.96
poor oh is that what a [ __ ] is well you4910.7194.881
know on somebody wants to be dominated4912.925.12
okay fantastic well Welcome to our4915.65.16
village is that what you go by [ __ ] yes4918.044.84
kimp would be fine master I appreciate4920.764.28
that all right well listen you're lucky4922.884.359
I just finished a turret system I'm4925.044.32
going to try to kill a giga do you feel4927.2394.241
like uh taking part oh well that sounds4929.364.64
glorious um your men just destroyed4931.485.0
everything I've ever owned I have4934.05.0
nothing hey that was not my idea again4936.484.679
it's kind of you did this to yourself so4939.03.84
let's not try to play the victim little4941.1593.881
[ __ ] but no but hey give give Silver4942.845.24
Lining you lost your house but you4945.046.32
gained a home and five Masters yep oh4948.085.48
does he live here now well yeah you know4951.363.76
at least for now for a little while4953.564.28
maybe he can stay in my house so get4955.124.039
this is where I live sorry my door's a4957.842.12
little4959.1593.52
weird this is my house it's quaint it's4959.965.199
tiny but for you I'm thinking you're4962.6795.321
dumbass gets in here oh it's glorious4965.1595.0
Master glorious oh wait do you want to4968.04.239
do the gigle with us all right whatever4970.1594.801
you wish get the [ __ ] in that cage then4972.2394.841
[ __ ] in that cage I can't express to you4974.964.36
how happy you men have made me you're4977.083.92
welcome and you've given me a purpose4979.323.359
Well here here's rat this this is my4981.04.199
jboa he'll keep you company you okay in4982.6795.241
there oh yes you shut the [ __ ] up you4985.1994.561
shut the [ __ ]4987.925.52
up all right have fun in there dumb ass4989.766.12
thank you master all right we doing this4993.444.88
Giga thing yep let's get these animals4995.885.44
out of here and then we're4998.323.0
ready5001.483.0
[Music]5008.768.479
be yeah man right behind me there they5014.366.44
are [ __ ] come on do your thing PL all5017.2397.721
right he really wants Simon go plants go5020.86.879
go they doing it they're doing something5024.964.44
they're shooting why isn't the turret5027.6794.761
shooting I I don't know turn it on this5029.44.48
his plants are doing a pretty good job5032.442.96
aren't they yeah he's running away he's5033.883.4
a little bit oh yeah that slows him down5035.44.2
too look at that hey drop me off drop5037.285.28
you off okay good luck Simon all right5039.65.0
all right he going away all right I'm5042.564.36
going for him again he's running no he's5044.66.84
coming back [ __ ] oh boy come on oh5046.927.319
boy you doing slowing him down hop on5051.446.12
champ hop on champ Jesus Christ hop on5054.2396.081
champ jump on champ I run toward the5057.565.8
turret toward the turret way wrong way5060.325.04
gu toward the turret turret shooting go5063.367.08
M all right hold on [ __ ] oh oh5065.365.08
god oh boy this looking at me every5070.844.879
about shoot him that's what I'm doing5073.845.52
try it oh God this this is BU going to5075.7195.641
come down why he going that way come5079.365.0
this way what you doing come this way oh5081.365.56
no oh no no no everybody shoot I'm5084.364.56
shooting why is he going that way5086.923.48
everything to5088.925.16
attack [ __ ] off no no no no no no Dam it5090.46.6
oh [ __ ] me no no no no no are you going5094.086.52
serious kill me I'm dead R is dead5097.07.159
sticks is dead Dire Wolf stay back Ella5100.64.84
stay back5104.1596.56
Ella oh god oh no Ella cigar red hot5105.446.759
this is one of the this is one of the5110.7194.48
stupidest ideas you've ever5112.1996.721
had oh God5115.1996.081
[Music]5118.925.36
no5121.283.0
come on you son of a [ __ ] come on you5130.886.359
son of a [ __ ] running you better run5133.446.759
turet God damn it Ginger Winkle just got5137.2396.96
you come on see behind me be careful no5140.1996.721
take him out see come on5144.1993.811
see5146.923.16
[Applause]5148.015.27
yeah holy crap went he like just ignored5150.084.68
everything went straight for I straight5153.283.399
for the damn animals it was crazy here I5154.765.64
come I'm back I'm back I got help hey5156.6796.56
thick oh what happened we got a giga5160.46.759
heart jeez Ella wait wait what what do5163.2398.201
you mean Ella where's Ella Ella Ella5167.1595.96
come come here girl oh yeah who survived5171.444.279
over here come here girl good god oh boy5173.1195.241
here's all the bags look sorry dris I'm5175.7196.0
pretty sure I saw her name Miss ruy oh5178.368.48
miss ruy direwolf City oh Waldo Waldo no5181.71910.681
oh no Waldo my yes thck C cigari oh yep5186.849.52
Ella Marie sorry d d alas where you5192.45.92
going buddy just going to head I'm just5196.364.08
going to D it's okay man are you5198.324.319
depressed I'm just going to yeah I just5200.445.44
need time just some time okay well hey5202.6394.52
there's a [ __ ] in my house if you want5205.883.68
to [ __ ]5207.1592.401
it5211.1993.0
we are here to mourn the death of our5216.6794.04
fallen5219.6794.321
friends they were leveled up in many5220.7196.881
ways weaken others but their greatest5224.07.159
skill was touching our5227.63.559
hearts leveled to the5233.1193.681
max I will now list the name of our5237.1593.96
fallen5239.523.96
heroes5241.1193.721
[Music]5243.487.239
Bert Reynolds a damn it fire WN burnt5244.848.48
sticks oh no who was sticks he was he5250.7194.881
was a wolf oh yeah okay we had him since5253.324.879
he was a puppy right oh wow Dire Wolf we5255.64.44
never got around the naming5258.1994.681
him I missed that one the5260.047.92
least Ella Marie oh Ella dr's feline5262.888.239
friend man it's okay buddy it's okay Hey5267.964.96
listen5271.1195.841
huh it's okay hey it's okay I don't know5272.925.799
the words for you B I don't know the5276.964.48
words to that song should I keep5278.7199.161
reading we lost a bunch right u cery a5281.4410.36
really good friend of mine uh red hot5287.886.48
don't remember that one you named it5291.86.04
really sorry is the Mantis oh oh the5294.365.879
Mantis mantis I forgot about the mantis5297.846.76
I really didn't know also uh miss ruy5300.2398.44
the bear the bear ruy the bear die ah5304.66.559
Ginger Winkle the Griffin we just tamed5308.6795.361
like a couple days ago [ __ ] and then my5311.1595.641
closest friend Waldo oh Waldo I didn't5314.047.96
know Waldo well I wish I did yeah I just5316.86.96
I just going to go lay down guys okay5322.04.76
but still St like stand up stand up I5323.765.32
kept ell Marie saddle so you can put it5326.763.72
on Simon and ride5329.084.039
him sh oh yeah that was inappropriate5330.485.36
that was inappropriate I'm5333.1192.721
[Music]5341.756.319
sorry uh abro to neebs abro to neees yep5349.1195.761
go ahead abro you're not going to5353.564.119
believe this but I think I see a robotic5354.885.44
Tyrannosaurus Rex I repeat that it's a5357.6794.96
T-Rex looks like a robot I I kind of5360.323.64
need you to come down here and make sure5362.6393.441
I'm not robot it looks like a robot I'm5363.963.159
not getting near this thing I don't know5366.084.96
what the [ __ ] it is okay sumon uh abro5367.1196.201
saying he sees a a T-Rex like a robot5371.043.92
yeah I've heard of those you've heard of5373.323.919
these yeah where you at abro uh I'm kind5374.964.08
of to the south of the green obelis kind5377.2393.201
of down there in the rivers where all5379.044.4
the the Beavers are uhhuh copy all right5380.447.04
uh run away okay hey dris yeah where you5383.447.4
at your house yeah oh uh hey we're going5387.484.84
to go check on something do you want to5390.844.68
go n I'm good there's a freaking robot5392.325.879
uh dinosaur and you're good yeah cool5395.525.599
that's cool yeah that's oh damn he's got5398.1995.04
no heart left in this game does he have5401.1196.721
fun with your robot goodbye goodbye5403.2394.601
guys oh wait I see you okay yep yep5411.364.96
where you at I don't see you right to5414.6393.681
your right right to my right right to my5416.323.799
right we right right to your left right5418.324.2
to my left to your left exact opposite5420.1193.56
of what I should have said oh there you5422.523.639
are there that's it so yep so yeah you5423.6793.841
see there's a CRA I see it yeah the5426.1592.761
brosaurus over there that's getting5427.523.719
chewed on I'm getting off this thing use5428.924.08
your spy glass what what can you what5431.2393.241
can you tell about this thing anything5433.06.48
stand by wild male Tech Rex 124 holy5434.487.36
[ __ ] can we tame this thing it's worth a5439.483.679
shot man if we had that thing in our5441.843.08
tribe hell yeah how are we going to do5443.1593.161
this we got to put our animals somewhere5444.924.68
safe very safe [ __ ] oh oh hey thick hey5446.325.04
see that thing yeah I'm right over it5449.63.44
hey we're going to try to tame it hello5451.363.4
you will be our friend and we're over5453.043.52
here by the ruins kind of behind you5454.763.72
okay coming back to your right left5456.563.4
right left that's all you got to say5458.483.08
it's give me two opposite directions5459.963.04
I'll find you that's what I'm going to5461.563.32
start doing from now on all right I'm uh5463.04.639
South north from5464.882.759
you bam hit them oh yeah got two all5470.6797.721
right I got three on them take oh oh5474.2396.48
he's roaring whatever yeah roaring me5478.44.239
whatever I like this guy just hangs out5480.7194.641
by the river and eats eats Beaver yeah5482.6394.441
that's what you do when you're uh fat5485.363.68
and metal the American dream I don't5487.085.119
have to reach me beautiful get him all5489.044.599
right he's stupid and dumb and don't5492.1992.641
know how to get around rocks kind of5493.6393.161
like a regular T-Rex so work to our5494.843.64
advantage maybe if we can even tame this5496.85.12
thing oh boy y keep on going doing good5498.487.6
yes did you poop Simon a little bit so5501.926.08
this this is just a t-rex with a fancy5506.083.84
skin yeah oh well I'm assuming it's5508.03.44
stronger cuz the metal makes it look5509.923.68
tougher like it's in a gang yeah maybe5511.444.48
so oh hey maybe this is a female can we5513.64.079
breed this with a regular male man5515.925.08
that'd be crazy awesome be like robocup5517.6794.721
I'm glad you guys brought that up5521.03.84
because I building a place that you5522.45.279
might be interested5524.842.839
[Music]5530.2310.059
in oh I'm at I'm out of train arrows I'm5540.6795.48
out of TR I have5543.6395.721
nothing [ __ ] you man I've got two more5546.1595.401
arrows and I've hit him with everything5549.364.56
that I've got I've got some stuff too5551.563.92
got NE you got the fastest animal we5553.924.199
need resupplies okay y'all stay on him5555.486.159
okay think you may want me now think5558.1196.12
bring me over to him I'm bringing you5561.6395.201
over oh he's down he's down he's down5564.2394.721
are you kidding no I'm not that is5566.844.319
amazing let's see access his inventory5568.963.759
what I got I got got meat uh I got a5571.1593.121
couple narcbar I can stick that I got5572.7192.641
narcotics all right all right throw5574.282.52
those narcotics there I got that meat in5575.365.68
there okay uh there we go um got some5576.87.76
more TR arrows uh dris dris yeah what's5581.045.8
up we're trying to knock out a robot uh5584.565.0
T-Rex coming no I'm good thanks though5586.846.24
you good yeah okay you sure yeah I'm sad5589.566.4
too you know we all lost somebody yeah5593.085.88
sure5595.963.0
[Music]5598.974.59
yeah5600.563.0
what the the hell is5605.447.799
that hey hell's going on out here is5608.87.72
this a sex thing what the [ __ ] are you5613.2395.121
doing what's going5616.527.24
on uh nieps come in oh Alice hey what's5618.3610.04
up oh sex things I think seiku is making5623.767.399
love to a a brono I don't think they' do5628.44.36
that the like fighting I don't think5631.1594.121
they're fighting though okay well you5632.764.16
don't seem concerned it's just5635.283.919
interesting well seeu is Pretty Tough5636.924.04
plus she has an ascendant saddle no she5639.1994.04
looks like she's enjoying it though okay5640.963.679
like they they both look like they're5643.2393.841
enjoying it all right Hey listen I was5644.6395.801
um I was down about Ella right yeah no5647.085.48
really well yeah yeah I was and then I5650.445.12
was uh I I laid down and I was grumpy5652.565.2
and mopy and um yeah we couldn't tell no5655.564.32
I know and I had a dream right Ella was5657.764.64
in the dream and she was like5659.886.08
and I was like and then she was like oh5662.46.799
wait wa wait t-x holy [ __ ] we got a5665.965.04
T-Rex D alas5669.1994.92
hey that was wonderful all right d alas5671.05.04
keep going on about your cat dream then5674.1195.161
no after that I was like she was like5676.046.36
and I was like so you were talking like5679.285.24
like a cat in the dream yes we we5682.45.08
understood each other perfectly wow um5684.524.8
and she was just kind of telling me like5687.483.12
that she's you know she's a part of the5689.322.879
universe now like she's is a part of all5690.64.28
of us and it's all good Stardust man5692.1995.96
what's that we're all Stardust H okay5694.885.4
over and out over and5698.1595.08
out hey Simon yeah you did such a5700.285.879
knockout job uh hanging there and5703.2394.841
shooting that thing that I think you5706.1593.401
should do the honors of putting this5708.086.32
thing on him oh okay hold on my oh5709.567.079
that's just a blueprint [ __ ] oh never5714.44.88
mind never mind well go make it5716.6395.04
Simon yeah yeah go make it make it go5719.285.439
make it yes you're welcome here let's5721.6795.0
make you feel like you're dumb we should5724.7194.0
get a T-Rex settle though cuz we uh we5726.6793.321
need to get this guy back we got to5728.7193.121
figure out the best way to do that all5730.03.719
right Simon th you watch that thing for5731.843.879
a second all right following you it's5733.7196.201
following you oh hey you stay still damn5735.7197.041
man Simon this thing is awesome it is5739.924.56
how you been doing man I've been doing5742.764.68
okay just okay yeah I mean no I I've5744.485.159
been doing great I'm just looking at the5747.444.64
uh what appears to be a little penile5749.6394.721
coming down in this doesn't it yeah you5752.083.639
jump up there and get it I mean it's5754.363.44
just it's just weird that's all cuz you5755.7194.041
know they don't have that that that bone5757.83.96
isn't sticking out is it in the in the5759.764.28
other animal I I don't know well I have5761.764.0
to compare I'm looking forward to seeing5764.044.88
the comparison of that part of the body5765.765.2
to see if they were just putting a penis5768.924.92
in nees yeah man what the what are all5770.965.159
these nudging damn bronos here is up5773.845.04
with this one it's just one look yeah5776.1194.281
there's two and they're damn it they're5778.883.44
just nudging things everywhere I mean5780.44.6
they seem friendly seeu really enjoyed5782.324.879
it um but what the [ __ ] is that all5785.04.719
about things what are you doing it just5787.1994.721
walks up to it and nudges watch I know5789.7194.721
no I've been watching it for a half hour5791.924.239
Champ's feathers just went up like ooh5794.442.92
right in my5796.1593.801
butt all right can we kill these things5797.363.75
what are you5799.962.719
[Music]5801.114.049
doing all right I think these guys are5802.6794.48
quickly joining my two obnoxious to live5805.1594.881
list yep yep that's5807.1596.761
it that's it come on come on now I got5810.046.56
dub nudged huh I don't know how I feel5813.925.319
about that about what too late now oh5816.63.84
hey I'd be fine with them hanging around5819.2392.681
if they weren't so damn annoying but5820.445.52
damn ziku loved it Simon yeah you still5821.927.279
looking at its dong no no no no look at5825.966.48
that the little hands now must be leg5829.1996.721
day what cuz he's all legs he's he he's5832.446.96
got little arms he boy oh hey where you5835.925.36
at where you at we're coming in on Mr5839.44.6
jump coming in from the south north yep5841.284.439
all right you guys got that saddle got5844.04.48
the saddle stand by all5845.7197.561
righty oh man come here you sexy beast5848.488.28
nice upgrade them there you5853.286.52
go yeah yep he's cool all right you guys5856.764.52
be my eye in the sky we got to figure5859.85.12
out the best way to go all5861.283.64
righty5870.1993.0
holy [ __ ] check this guy out well what's5884.6795.0
going on over there5887.965.12
wow okay wow you want to you you want to5889.6795.681
warn me when you're going to do that wow5893.083.68
well I mean I was right next to you and5895.364.2
it it just hurt my ears that's all wow5896.765.04
guys guys guys guys see direction that5899.565.159
I'm facing okay I just saw some like5901.85.12
falling stars coming out like in that5904.7194.121
distance falling stars I'm going to go5906.924.08
check it out kind of want to go with you5908.843.24
I'm going with5911.03.4
[Music]5912.084.639
you what are we going to name him5914.44.799
something good man well I know that but5916.7194.601
I'm I'm the worst at naming things so5919.1993.96
I'm just waiting for you to come up with5921.324.0
something that you won't complain about5923.1593.761
well I'm trying to do the same cuz you5925.323.64
like to complain I know I do I do you're5926.923.44
absolutely right we're all very picky5928.962.759
people why would you start with that5930.363.52
just you're a big complainer I'm sorry5931.7193.721
you know what it is you know what I'm5933.883.359
not I'm not even going to get into it5935.443.36
let's let's just change the subject5937.2393.4
let's just focus on the subject that5938.84.319
first came up let's cut all of that out5940.6395.681
and and and actually start startes sorry5943.1195.961
too bad n to bad now we have to keep it5946.324.279
now he's got no choice now we got to5949.082.84
keep it sorry he's going to be5950.5993.481
complaining sorry man what a complainer5951.924.36
that Anthony okay no but I don't know5954.083.599
man the thing is I'll come up with a5956.284.0
name and then chances are you'll say eh5957.6795.601
so yeah but it a dumb name is it a male5960.285.24
robot it's a male robot yeah male robot5963.283.64
but it doesn't have you can name him5965.523.76
Frank yes I said Frank cuz I always do5966.924.319
but it doesn't matter you don't have to5969.283.839
go with the robot I would I wouldn't go5971.2393.44
with that well I wouldn't go with Frank5973.1193.841
either it's just an example right of of5974.6794.04
what a name would be so far you're not5976.963.08
going anywhere with this so I don't know5978.7192.601
if it matters I don't know either I'm5980.042.559
just going to keep on talking until you5981.322.879
name it yeah keep all this in keep it5982.5994.441
all in every bit of it every single5984.1996.201
[ __ ] bit huh I I like to call it5987.048.84
Sally huh the the robot Rex yeah it was5990.47.719
a fast shooting star no no they were5995.884.12
they were kind of slow there was three5998.1194.12
of them that were kind of going slowly6000.05.56
towards the planet I respect the author6002.2395.761
what's up fellas hey there all right I6005.564.559
just got lit on a wild thick Chase okay6008.03.719
it wasn't a wild thick Chase it was just6010.1192.921
something we were checking out why do6011.7193.681
you need to go there yeah huh ABS why6013.044.639
can't you just be nice yeah be nice abro6015.44.279
wasn't being mean it was just like you6017.6793.881
made it sound like I did said something6019.6793.761
stupid and took you out for hours hey I6021.563.4
I didn't see anything all right he was6023.442.56
like hey it's a shooting star let's go6024.963.0
get it like oh I said hey let's go check6026.03.639
it out to see if it could I thought it6027.963.6
was going to lead to something I'm sorry6029.6395.321
this might be off topic but Mark6031.567.599
robotussin or deac cha God none of those6034.966.92
name I'm still sticking with Shirley6039.1596.08
Shirley where'd that come from you6041.886.52
Sally I changed it I forgot sticking6045.2394.561
with something I never suggested before6048.44.92
sticking with a female s name what about6049.86.56
t3p it's not bad we paint him gold yeah6053.328.48
I like it that's good okay y it is good6056.365.44
job6062.045.559
yeah yeah6063.6398.08
yeah3 L what what does he say oh oh I'm6067.5999.321
gay oh our two I'm so nervous oh oh save6071.7198.041
me I'm so6076.922.84
gay6079.843.0
yeah yo we want this wild female T-Rex6083.925.319
right yep there she is level 68 and6086.045.48
she's pretty huh should I lead her6089.2395.081
towards us she's pretty t3p we can take6091.524.56
her down over here yeah lead her this6094.323.68
way all right I'll lead her this way oh6096.083.48
he's after me I'm going to lead him into6098.05.719
a thick sex Hut woo he's right on me6099.567.96
man right behind me whoa yeah ah6103.7197.681
outsmarted her come on sucker uh-oh I6107.526.92
got you oh Simon s yeah run into the6111.47.0
cage I am come on [ __ ] oh is she6114.446.56
getting bloody maybe yes all right6118.44.199
nobody's uh we should be careful with6121.04.239
the arrows now she's down she's down6122.5996.52
awesome hey thick hey hi thick thick I6125.2395.081
got to ask what are you working on over6129.1194.841
there oh I'm glad you asked this is6130.326.96
thick 44s House of sex hey it came in6133.965.32
handy I hid behind the pillars to tame6137.286.399
this lady thank God okay okay so in here6139.286.68
we will be breeding a lot of very6143.6795.841
powerful dinos for the boss fight so6145.966.92
since you got a uh lady T-Rex over here6149.525.88
you can bring the new one t3p and breed6152.884.799
it in here once everything's enclosed6155.44.0
again it's not done it takes a lot of6157.6793.761
resources for this hey did this go6159.42.92
through6161.443.92
homeowners uh you know no it's zoned for6162.325.879
commercial oh cuz they usually frown6165.364.96
upon like smut well it's commercial so6168.1994.121
it's commercial commercial sex okay6170.323.72
property commercial sex is fine this6172.324.12
would be the smut Zone who's the HOA6174.044.36
president but it's the again it's6176.443.679
commercial right but nobody's being6178.44.4
forced into anything no no it's all6180.1195.04
consensual right no not like seiku was6182.84.52
earlier with that uh brosaurus6185.1596.44
oh what happened with that dinosaur rape6187.327.839
what it was awful oh6191.5993.56
God and and I think that looks pretty6199.487.679
good what do you think t3p and EES yeah6202.927.36
we got another T-Rex oh nice and she's a6207.1596.761
horny little [ __ ] just in time well she6210.285.919
is going to be smitten with this guy6213.925.88
look at you to what's her name she6216.1996.081
doesn't have a name yet well we need to6219.83.879
give her a name and then these two need6222.285.68
to get sexy [ __ ] n nah too crass yeah6223.6796.44
too crass yeah little something you know6227.963.279
classy6230.1193.04
he's looking away like not interested6231.2393.721
until you get a good6233.1595.44
name oh hi how about Mama toot6234.966.88
toots I'm down I just it is done that's6238.5994.281
it Mama6241.844.839
toot makes no s we got to make her up6242.885.719
like a lady though I'm on the case give6246.6793.92
me a paint brush yeah paint her face6248.5993.681
make her look6250.5994.841
good hey well let me go let me go work6252.286.879
on the uh the sexer do it that way we6255.446.04
have a place for them to make the sauce6259.1593.921
if you know what I mean yeah I'm glad6261.484.239
it's by the cemetery that's appropriate6263.084.599
it was the only place I can get zoning I6265.7194.44
prefer to call it make the mayonnaise6267.6794.321
what's that you know when the when you6270.1594.96
when you make you make love you call it6272.06.84
making the mayonnaise oh god oh man oh6275.1196.761
last night I got some extra mayo you did6278.845.48
that's so gross you did yeah I did I got6281.884.279
extra mayo you know I'm you know men6284.325.08
aren't the only ones that may I can't6286.1595.08
you hear me right right6289.45.199
yeah just hitting it right6291.2396.92
right T creio you looking good man but6294.5996.441
uh don't be too blown away when you see6298.1595.08
you see how stunning she6301.044.88
is Abra you ready yeah she's right6303.2396.0
behind me uh I present the Beautiful the6305.927.08
lovely Mrs Mama6309.2393.761
tutu girl girl oo baby6314.089.92
baby wow guys hot up in6319.488.48
here woo I know I know buddy I know what6324.06.599
are you thinking buddy go ahead go ahead6327.965.44
go you know say hi go say hello go say6330.5995.921
hi huh tell her she looks pretty tell6333.46.199
her she looks pretty wow that's not6336.524.92
going to help yeah that's going to scare6339.5993.841
everyone in this situation yeah don't6341.444.36
put so much pressure on the guy maybe me6343.444.679
go limp maybe maybe they're shy close6345.84.0
the door maybe we should step away for a6348.1194.321
second being weird about this we here6349.84.08
they probably don't want to be watched6352.442.759
that's true yeah all right we'll shut6353.883.12
the door you guys do your thing and then6355.1993.081
let's oh we're leaving we're not going6357.03.159
to be just sneaking behind these peers6358.283.399
right here we're not going to going to6360.1593.96
watch this no we're6361.6794.721
not let's get it6364.1197.881
home oh there you dro the of uh play6366.47.92
just being regular I guess comfortable6372.04.199
comforable you shouldn't poop on a first6374.324.04
date though is is this is this actually6376.1994.48
a date though it's not a date we locked6378.363.68
them in a cage and asked them the [ __ ]6380.6792.92
that's not a first date this is how they6382.043.44
do it it's arrange marriage that happens6383.5994.481
all over the world no tell her she look6385.485.8
pretty listen no that is above that's6388.085.36
too much way too much they should go out6391.283.72
and get to know each other a little bit6393.443.279
before they get locked in a cage to [ __ ]6395.04.92
right that's true we could take him out6396.7193.201
[Music]6400.287.39
killing6409.410.47
[Music]6410.419.46
[Music]6427.669.86
he6439.3230.0
[Music]6440.9629.95
he6469.3211.61
[Music]6470.9110.02
are they doing anything oh I mean no6482.6394.6
they're they're walking around they're a6485.04.199
lot more active than they were before do6487.2394.48
they who hey hey yeah hey get back hey6489.1993.881
get back in there now he knows we're6491.7193.201
here you got this man get back in there6493.083.88
yeah go to the other side of the rock6494.924.36
yeah maybe there supposed to be is there6496.964.08
supposed to be a thing above there name6499.284.919
hearts hearts I don't see hearts I bet6501.045.639
you these freaking Tech ones don't mate6504.1995.0
go check it out yeah check it out Tech6506.6794.801
rexes need love too man I know they do6509.1994.04
but they might not or they might me but6511.483.36
they might not I don't know Ian that's6513.2392.721
okay we got a couple of other male6514.842.6
T-Rexes over there at the base we can6515.963.52
always use them hey thick yeah yeah yeah6517.443.52
yeah yeah maybe try fluffing a little6519.485.719
bit oh uh I'm not tall enough as usual6520.966.239
hey go grab that other T-Rex bring him6525.1994.721
in here make weird give him a minute oh6527.1994.4
no I didn't see the hearts are they are6529.923.199
you sure they're both on wandering oh6531.5992.961
yeah I guess they're walking around he6533.1194.801
might not be in the ladies oh true we6534.565.599
don't know that oh are they are they6537.925.08
doing it I don't this is taking forever6540.1594.801
steal nothing maybe they need a song or6543.04.199
something yeah serenate them okay get6544.964.32
them in the mood us like a one of those6547.1995.081
old sexy aagon6549.286.879
songs when the moon hits your eye like a6552.285.45
big pizza6556.1592.96
[Applause]6557.733.41
pie6559.1193.401
[Music]6561.144.42
when the world seems to shine like you6562.524.54
had too much6565.564.589
[Music]6567.063.089
wine Bells will6570.966.36
Ringle and you'll6574.523.43
[Music]6577.322.49
[Applause]6577.953.689
[Music]6579.817.909
sing tippy tippy tppy tippy like a6581.6396.08
g hey guys6588.526.0
[Laughter]6591.174.32
[Applause]6594.524.91
[Music]6595.493.94
T3 so we've never seen a little baby TRX6601.525.719
before I I don't think we have soon as6605.03.48
it comes out I'm going to shoot her6607.2394.36
right in the head I'm6608.485.28
I'm kill the K6611.5994.52
the oh I can't kill the fires you got to6613.764.2
kill the fires hold on hold on it's6616.1194.6
adorable oh wait he belongs to though6617.964.4
why everything I tried to shut off the6620.7193.641
fire wait how why does he belong to you6622.364.08
I put okay I can give it to you okay I6624.363.72
give it right back don't worry about it6626.443.719
remember those Allosaurus that we got no6628.083.88
I said I'll give it right back oh my God6630.1594.721
this thing is Goofy as all get out man6631.964.36
all right let's get it out of here all6634.883.92
right everybody get out no wait look at6636.324.359
that beautiful face bring him out here6638.83.24
before he gets too big and he can't get6640.6792.641
out these things you know these things6642.044.36
get big all right hey okay just leave6643.325.16
him in there let him grow when we when6646.43.96
we had zappy snatch we had to tear the6648.484.239
place apart cuz she grew into the floor6650.364.0
yeah that's right you going to take that6652.7193.321
wall off the back or what's the plan6654.363.279
that's what I'm doing right now I don't6656.043.079
understand why I can't follow you though6657.6393.401
that's kind of dumb well it's growing6659.1196.12
into the well there we go uh-oh is this6661.047.159
thing like lame or something is it a dum6665.2397.44
dum might be oh there it is there come6668.1996.641
on sweetie come on baby boy come on dum6672.6794.721
dum it's not the smartest sorry sorry uh6674.844.04
you got a dum dum here can we name him6677.43.759
dumb Dum yes thing's not even moving6678.883.839
little slower you know yeah see he's6681.1594.04
slow he's a dumb dumb uh-huh well he was6682.7194.561
just born that's true when you say what6685.1994.4
were you born yesterday he wasn't even6687.284.319
born yesterday he was born today we6689.5994.281
should take him into battle who there6691.5995.241
you go yeah look at you he's got a big6693.884.239
head yeah I wonder how it doesn't fall6696.843.12
in its face a little tail look at that6698.1193.04
little6699.963.32
Tails I know let me see if I can get6701.1593.641
underneath them here let me see if I can6703.282.78
get on them6704.84.16
[Music]6706.064.46
oh6708.965.679
um D yeah the other day I I was like I6710.525.719
saved Ella's saddle and you just didn't6714.6394.321
say anything don't you want that why6716.2395.48
would I why to remind me of when you6718.964.88
[ __ ] us all over no yeah I mean it's a6721.7194.201
momento why would you bring that up yeah6723.843.56
because I've been carrying around for6725.924.08
like 3 days oh it's a hassle to you now6727.44.319
well if you want I'll go put it6730.03.32
somewhere but I thought you might want6731.7194.201
it I did it as a friend friendly thing6733.324.279
don't make dras feel like he's a hassle6735.923.279
well you know what a hassle is a6737.5993.64
horrible giga plan and that's a hassle6739.1994.201
wow maybe what you could have said nees6741.2395.241
was hey uh dur alas I got I got the6743.45.56
saddle mhm and if you want it you know6746.484.32
if you wanted to keep it as a can you6748.963.04
step away for a minute we're making a6750.82.52
plan yeah I'm right here give me the6752.03.719
saddle but you but instead you you kind6753.324.879
of attacked him and said why didn't you6755.7195.201
and you know what that's why that's why6758.1994.641
he might you know feel defensive you6760.923.12
understand what I say what did I say6762.842.68
how' I do it it was just the wrong way6764.044.92
it was you no no let's not be we're6765.525.4
trying to be Comm we need to be6768.963.6
communicative what I thought are you6770.924.08
going to pick that up dris oh see what I6772.564.079
thought would happen I was like hey dris6775.03.88
I saved I saved the saddle he' be like6776.6393.801
oh man you didn't say it like that6778.884.6
though I'm so thankful no but yeah that6780.444.6
is kind of a Dicky way to say it yeah it6783.483.44
was I didn't realize I was coming across6785.044.4
that way you were it's all good it's all6786.924.799
good man let's move on from this let's6789.444.96
listen to uh abro do can you continue6791.7194.44
please out are you guys done with the6794.43.44
saddle talk what are we doing going a6796.1594.04
cave I'm making lesser anid Doe oh I6797.844.6
want to go to the cave which cave uh6800.1994.92
tell uh the the B cave oh we're going to6802.444.279
try that today all well I don't want to6805.1193.801
go back to that [ __ ] cave we got it6806.7194.641
we got to actually we need to do the ice6808.924.799
cave as well so Simon we need otters6811.364.359
yeah otter is going to keep us warm why6813.7193.92
don't you go do otter I'm down with6815.7193.841
otter cuz I'm not doing that [ __ ]6817.6393.611
that6819.564.769
[Music]6821.253.079
placees yeah I I really I'm nervous6826.1996.641
about just me and you why is that well6830.5993.961
what do you think man oh I know why I6832.844.0
just wanted to hear you say it here okay6834.564.76
well I'm going to have to get rid of uh6836.844.56
we should get rid of a lot of things in6839.323.839
case one of us dies and we can't get6841.44.6
back right uhhuh did you already do that6843.1594.96
yeah okay I didn't do that yet so I'm6846.06.04
not prepared I've been around um otter6848.1196.841
and uh they like fish and sometimes6852.045.159
there's fish by the Otters right so we6854.963.639
need to find the otter and then we get6857.1993.081
fish and we give fish to the otter do we6858.5993.361
need to Club the6860.284.28
otter yeah I don't remember that see so6861.964.48
we should at least have clubs just in6864.563.519
case we'll give them a whack do we have6866.443.32
to Club the otter I don't know makes6868.0794.311
sense you would think you got to Club6869.7612.04
[Music]6872.399.41
them6888.6795.091
[Music]6890.693.08
are you ready to do this nebs I'm ready6895.6395.161
to do this hey let's rock um yeah keep6897.2396.0
an eye Simon right well are they6900.83.879
supposed to be around here well they6903.2393.281
might they might be you just don't know6904.6794.761
I know I've heard some things uh General6906.525.04
vicinity kind of stuff let me see here6909.443.44
let's land on this little island and6911.564.28
take a little peeky okay yeah all right6912.885.44
safe little island for oops let just sit6915.845.799
down I like it okay so we got the fish6918.325.16
part there's like these Lakes at the6921.6393.921
bottom of like waterfalls that are6923.484.36
potentially spots I could just get back6925.565.24
on the Rock that'd be cool well might as6927.846.04
well look eh uh yeah hold on that's a6930.86.2
fish that's a fish a lot of fish how do6933.885.279
you catch the fish I don't know hold on6937.04.239
oh hey [ __ ] otter what are you6939.1594.281
talking I don't where you are is that an6941.2395.041
otter what is this where are you here6943.445.279
I'm up now what the [ __ ] is oh that's6946.284.68
not an are you right here it's like a6948.7194.801
skunk thing very cute it's like a skunk6950.965.56
SL uh what's the beaver beaver a beaver6953.524.88
skunk Beaver what if we brought Beaver6956.524.48
skunks they love that well it's a beaver6958.44.6
but with a stripe right okay well it's6961.03.79
close we're in the6963.014.0
[Music]6964.7915.57
realm NE about ready yeah everyone has6977.06.0
uh leer antidote yep medical Brew6980.366.92
grappling hooks uh parachutes armor yep6983.07.239
ammo yes mhm okay here we go and I got6987.284.879
my flashlight so we can see you got a6990.2394.84
light on your weapon thick I do awesome6992.1594.641
man look at us all right you guys got6995.0793.401
better guns than me this is it this is6996.83.16
the time we do it oh hell yeah we know6998.483.92
what we're doing this time an option y I6999.964.639
was neees yeah I was about to say that7002.45.0
let's do it let's do this cave come7004.5995.6
on here we go yeah7007.45.64
Simon yeah dude I saw one I saw one when7010.1994.44
I grabbed this fish from another fish's7013.044.0
mouth okay well what what do we Okay so7014.6394.361
so uh I'll Club it and then you feed a7017.043.36
fish well why don't we try the fish7019.03.36
thing first well I mean you got to knock7020.44.36
them out first well you don't do you7022.363.6
well I mean I don't know it's just like7024.762.879
any other the tame right I don't feel7025.963.119
you got to knock the fish out I don't7027.6393.0
know let's just try this first it's not7029.0793.0
like it's going to run away all right7030.6393.681
well maybe I well I well I I didn't see7032.0794.761
it I lost it it was uh let's see where7034.324.68
all right we got to we got to be Str it7036.844.12
was over this way all right there it is7039.04.88
what okay you see it yeah it's official7040.964.679
uh yep take it did he get it did he get7043.884.44
it did he want it you want this you want7045.6396.56
that oh oh than you if you want this you7048.324.839
want it I'm going to hit him with the7052.1992.761
club real quick do you call I'll give7053.1594.44
him a little clubing hey buddy that's7054.964.32
going to come on there you go okay easy7057.5993.721
easy knock out that's enough all right7059.284.68
is he thr at you I don't oh yes he is7061.325.56
he's snipping at Myer it's it is7063.964.8
adorable it's a fish instead you don't7066.884.0
want that no you don't want me you don't7068.764.28
want me but maybe you do huh you know7070.884.08
what do I have to drop the fish chase me7073.043.679
you little7074.964.92
[ __ ] get them you go get him you go get7076.7197.641
you go get you get them you7079.884.48
[Music]7086.269.469
get7098.323.0
[Music]7105.333.09
[Music]7113.462.58
all right how are we going to handle7115.322.64
these bats neebs should we drink our7116.044.159
antidote first I just drank one oh7117.964.159
really yeah does that like maybe that'll7120.1994.361
keep us cuz we brought I got five dark7122.1193.921
I'm going to consume one dick you going7124.564.039
to take one yeah might as well go I got7126.044.72
oneck you got that badass sniper rifle7128.5993.281
so you're probably going to be our best7130.763.28
bet right here all right once we hit7131.883.68
them they're all going to go aggro yep7134.044.8
here we go oh boy yep here they come all7135.565.88
of them come on guys oh [ __ ] reloading7138.845.2
two of them come on oh boy I got one of7141.445.08
them nice got of them I got the other7144.045.159
beautiful beautiful hey I think there's7146.524.4
a scorpion up here on the left could be7149.1993.281
wrong right Ain scared of a little7150.924.04
scorpion my ass all right Char we push7152.485.56
forward yeah I don't see anything do7154.966.88
y'all not right off7158.043.8
hand see your butt okay this is a spot7162.0797.361
we cannot get pasted until7166.885.16
today so I'm sick of doing this all7169.444.32
right neeb you said you got the idea7172.043.679
right I think maybe grapple to the7173.763.399
ceiling then parachute then have a7175.7193.041
grapple ready right we should probably7177.1593.161
try to take these bats out before we go7178.763.439
over there yeah you see them looking at7180.323.399
wait Nick you got that sniper rifle you7182.1994.88
take a good look I can eat the damn fish7183.7195.281
the [ __ ] fish dude come on okay this7187.0794.56
got white this is not good what are we7189.05.079
doing wrong here it says it moves to oh7191.6396.96
oh wait wait no oh oh [ __ ] come on okay7194.0798.721
okay I've been poison God you [ __ ] B7198.5996.6
[ __ ] but I dropped the fish you son7202.85.68
of a [ __ ] oh [ __ ] it and my freaking7205.1996.88
one weapon my crossbows broken time to7208.486.92
Club some [ __ ] insects come on you7212.0796.64
[ __ ] come on I think they're dead now7215.45.719
there's one there's one okay I did7218.7196.201
nothing did you drop a Simon yeah he he7221.1196.721
ate the fish [ __ ] a name your OT oh7224.927.319
he's tamed already yeah love it I don't7227.8410.08
even see him uh it's a male um let's see7232.2399.84
huh got a name uh you name it you did it7237.926.0
good for you you didn't give up I'm7242.0795.721
proud of you yep fish stick fish sticks7243.926.52
you want to you want to name him no7247.87.2
about to say Prince Charles uh Prince7250.448.799
fishsticks Prince fish sticks7255.04.239
done no bats what do you see over there7263.7194.52
th no bats no bats God I would love to7266.043.8
be I'm looking I was hoping that a shot7268.2393.681
would like you know should we try to7269.843.319
cross this thing all right yeah needes I7271.922.92
want to see you do it cuz you're the one7273.1593.121
that said you got the idea right here7274.843.68
switch places NE switch places okay7276.284.399
Switching grapple okay I want to see you7278.526.28
do this I'm thinking maybe H all right7280.6797.241
you ready yep yeah ready go way up here7284.86.2
wow right there huh I guess I guess oh7287.925.08
boy you look like a monkey but I'm going7291.04.84
to keep my grapple equipped all right7293.04.28
once I'm under parachute I can grapple7295.843.04
closer oh so you're going to parachute7297.283.48
and then grapple again that's correct oh7298.884.199
my God okay are you ready yeah I'm7300.766.0
watching you here it goes parach7303.0796.64
Shute grapple7306.766.6
grappling in oh God I'm hooked hey okay7309.7195.48
oh my God that works I did it but I feel7313.365.52
weird uh can I land here yeah are you7315.1996.4
are you good yeah I'm safe no bets I7318.887.12
don't see any oh my God yes okay oh [ __ ]7321.5996.441
I am so nervous about doing this all7326.04.199
right loading my grapple you were almost7328.044.119
straight up weren't you uh yeah I mean I7330.1993.201
don't know if it's the best way but it7332.1593.401
worked as long as you hit that parachute7333.44.64
and grapple right away all right so I'll7335.564.559
go here all right yeah how do I how do I7338.045.28
pull in with a grapple uh left7340.1197.6
click okay oh God oh God [ __ ] oh boy oh7343.327.6
this like a yoyo all right here we go7347.7197.44
three two gra I hit two oh come on you7350.926.44
why is it7355.1595.48
no God no I [ __ ] up I [ __ ] that up I7357.364.839
[ __ ] that up real bad you can oh wait7360.6393.761
you're pretty close to that bridge oh am7362.1994.601
I yeah wait can I can I just parachute7364.44.759
onto that bridge can you grapple me can7366.83.799
you put a grapple in my ass and just7369.1593.201
pull me your way wait do I still have a7370.5993.64
parachute attack you still have a7372.364.08
parachute so if I just wonder if I just7374.2394.041
let go oh God you can UNG grapple and7376.444.679
grapple once more okay oh please work7378.285.16
please work see do it parachute7381.1193.801
parachute that way come on come on come7383.445.96
on come on come on yes I'm on the bridge7384.928.199
yeah woo thank yeah your turn get ready7389.46.48
for a butthole7393.1192.761
puckering it's keeping you warm like7395.965.56
around your neck yeah the fire is as7398.966.719
well you Simon yeah we're damn Heroes uh7401.526.84
I would have to agree with that yeah uh7405.6795.881
what we did today was unprecedented well7408.365.56
with us you're absolutely right right I7411.563.84
we have to have there's got like a be a7413.924.799
scale uh for what we've done no one died7415.47.199
no one died and I got poisoned yeah um7418.7196.121
listen I was hitting a fish one of those7422.5995.52
salmon almost killed me get the [ __ ] out7424.845.359
yeah this daughter almost killed you7428.1194.321
right yeah but that was fun yeah it was7430.1993.561
good times I really had a good time7432.443.32
today and I got to know him a little bit7433.765.479
better which was nice how yeah yeah you7435.766.479
got to know your taint yeah oh Prince7439.2395.641
fish sticks you're kind of awesome and7442.2396.241
hey spoo you did great buddy spoo's like7444.885.759
you know look at them the real deal7448.484.119
either right now spoo's thinking you7450.6394.44
damn right where heroes or [ __ ] these7452.5995.841
two guys or he might be thinking man I7455.0794.881
wonder how they7458.444.0
taste like all of us it's one of those7459.964.679
three things or it's it's probably the7462.444.199
ladder7464.6394.721
right now this is nice I'm just going to7466.6394.801
land in the pool of water if I don't7469.364.48
land on the pedestal this has got to be7471.444.88
it right hey you're you're parachuting7473.844.0
down right to where we are right where7476.324.08
where you going here is this it you7477.844.44
right here yeah why you acting so crazy7480.43.36
just walk over need a parachute over7482.283.0
here we just7483.764.28
big look at you you're a nut I wasn't7485.285.279
with you okay all right what's in here7488.044.559
come on something good hey ascendant7490.5594.281
flag boots uh that are equipable that's7492.5994.0
pretty cool I think this ramp is the way7494.843.759
we got to see this ramp right here oh7496.5995.281
yeah okay oh oh they're stick all right7498.5995.681
hello right behind you man yep you sure7501.884.96
about this oh yeah there's a gold one7504.284.799
over there oh7506.844.6
thei7509.0796.04
traps thick you okay yeah woo all right7511.447.679
lava oh yeah oh boy oh that could have7515.1196.321
these what's in that ascendant cloth7519.1195.48
shirt and blueprint for ascending kitan7521.445.239
gauntlets I don't even want that I think7524.5993.681
the gold one would be sweet I'm taking7526.6794.641
it well hey there's a oh God you scared7528.286.439
the [ __ ] out of me I know you lights off7531.325.239
like a [ __ ] Firefly having a sex7534.7194.321
party hold tight man I wish there were I7536.5594.481
don't see many fireflies anymore yeah I7539.043.24
used to there used to be a lot more7541.043.199
growing up I I see him in the mountains7542.283.48
I see a bat you just keep running down7544.2393.201
there's like stuff down there stick7545.763.64
together I7547.444.48
n that's what I'm doing I got a sniper7549.44.92
rifle and I just saw a bat I can shoot7551.924.679
him in the head oh everybody get your uh7554.325.08
antidote ready just in case ready down7556.5996.0
you got it he's dead forever oh holy7559.46.12
[ __ ] is that the artifact beses yeah get7562.5994.721
your spy glass on this how do we get7565.525.159
over here artifact hell yeah boys we got7567.326.0
an artifact guys how many more grapples7570.6795.841
you got I've got like five well give me7573.325.879
one just just throw your torch in torch7576.525.159
into the lava I was trying to toss it7579.1994.641
across the way there apparently I'm not7581.6794.601
a human man that can can do that does7583.844.12
this game that really really sucks at7586.284.439
platforming want us to platform across7587.964.44
these things I'm not platforming I'm not7590.7193.241
platforming either I'm going to I'm7592.42.96
going to try to Grapple straight there7593.963.279
straight there straight there aren't you7595.363.68
going to fall into the lava man this7597.2393.641
game got crazy physics I know it does7599.043.72
you think that's going to7600.885.12
work he didn't reach it oh boy wait7602.766.68
maybe that rock right there and Fire7606.07.199
hooked I wouldn't do it neees doing7609.447.92
it see crazy physics it is crazy physics7613.1996.88
I agree with you that's7617.365.839
ity hell yeah we got an artifact boys7620.0795.761
artifact of the hunter the hunter don't7623.1995.04
feel like7625.842.399
hunteroo all right otter otters otter7628.447.759
around where you at OTS I feel good7633.2396.44
about this Lake Simon oh so do I7636.1996.121
oh that's why I feel good about it7639.6795.0
already yes are you [ __ ] serious I'm7642.323.919
dead serious I'm heading right towards7644.6795.44
it oh okay just fish just don't don't7646.2396.36
suffocate got a fish you got a fish7650.1195.801
heading towards set otter fish a female7652.5996.681
too oh hey can we can they oh yes they7655.926.92
can I can name the otter right away oh7659.287.12
my God we're too good [ __ ] [ __ ] um we're7662.846.64
too good I got to just do it and we're7666.45.239
so good we're so good but you are really7669.484.0
I was going to die you're the good one7671.6395.161
that was stupid quick man [ __ ] stupid7673.486.239
quick [ __ ] get the [ __ ] out of7676.86.759
[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] we get out us for days7679.7197.761
[ __ ] yeah you come on sh oh7683.5596.08
Sho I can't believe you talked me into7687.484.159
this well you don't come this way just7689.6394.08
for one do you no yeah I don't all right7691.6395.56
so I shot that rock jump and reel it in7693.7195.241
just just reel in huh yep all right7697.1994.841
shooting the rock rock is shot just reel7698.965.36
in jump and then reel jump and7702.045.28
reel this seems stupid it is stupid okay7704.324.68
here we go jump7707.324.239
real pretty stupid is it it's a really7709.04.96
dumb it worked that is really really7711.5595.501
dumb okay detached getting an7713.964.36
[Music]7717.065.179
artifact bam who got an artifact got an7718.325.72
artifact7722.2394.44
[ __ ] oh yep I hit it all right jump and7724.044.96
reel you should be good right there7726.6796.161
dud go you're like an angel we got it uh7729.05.28
okay should we should we stop while7732.843.399
we're ahead uh probably cuz we got to7734.283.919
make it back right yeah I don't need one7736.2395.4
yeah we got to make it back let's do it7738.1995.48
your eyes open boys you come all this7741.6394.161
way and there's no way out of here well7743.6793.92
the way that's not how when you go to7745.83.48
Walmart what do you do look for some7747.5993.52
Escape Route in the back it's just game7749.284.799
design a game design 101 get to the boss7751.1194.881
fight the boss or get the thing and then7754.0793.12
you know oh look there's another there's7756.03.4
a hole leads right out I personally7757.1993.961
enjoy a7759.44.48
[Music]7761.165.6
challenge did you I just saw I just saw7763.885.56
holy [ __ ] like a7766.766.24
little God look at it look at that look7769.445.4
get out of the way the other guys needs7773.04.719
to get out of the way get out of my way7774.844.92
shut your dumb mouth out of my way get7777.7195.721
out my way you are killing7779.766.479
me wow okay imprint it do something you7783.444.679
got to do something I got I'm on it I'm7786.2394.4
on it and PR I got it e did it nameing7788.1195.52
it good job okayo so we've got Prince7790.6396.721
and Prince's fish what what you what7793.6395.48
what happened I didn't do anything what7797.363.56
happened I didn't do anything what the7799.1193.56
[ __ ] I didn't even hit a button did Mama7800.923.679
just kill her baby holy [ __ ] mama just7802.6795.601
ate the baby mama ate the baby she looks7804.5997.52
so she's hardcore what the [ __ ] is wrong7808.286.64
you sicko what the [ __ ] why would she7812.1195.761
eat her own kind my god well she might7814.924.92
have just been been really hungry maybe7817.885.04
we should have fed her oh man I I say we7819.845.04
leave this out of the whole that never7822.924.35
happened Let's uh never7824.8810.74
[Music]7827.278.35
happened woo all right home sweet home7836.1196.08
yep damn successful day finally got that7839.6795.121
damn artifact I think I'm heat stroking7842.1999.241
hey oh hey boy all right hey two OTS yes7844.88.6
well done all right where's ours what's7851.445.08
that well this is uh hard work uh we7853.46.4
went out and uh successfully did hard7856.525.199
dangerous work hard work you just feed a7859.84.799
fish to a little rat oh it's yeah that's7861.7195.36
all it is to it sure I I think that's7864.5994.441
all it is yeah you just feed a fish to a7867.0794.321
little Ro no it's not that easy yeah7869.043.8
because there's things around that7871.44.48
attack and um like fish no well the7872.845.839
salmon I mean I'm pretty sure I saw down7875.884.52
there did you get attacked by something7878.6795.681
it was three gigas what no you7880.47.88
didn't gigas listen we got two artifact7884.366.239
of the hunters and we went through just7888.286.68
cleaning house bang bang bang7890.5994.361
bangang7895.44.48
bangang crazy almost blew my Mohawk off7897.04.84
I shot up in the air we got two waters7899.883.6
are they uh are they male are they7901.843.799
female what we got one of each yeah7903.484.679
sweet we can made them yeah we'll give7905.6395.0
put a shot when we can sure OTS for days7908.1593.321
for7910.6395.101
[Music]7911.484.26
[Applause]7916.34.92
[Music]7917.33.92
days hey F hey you up there yeah what7923.765.52
you doing hey everybody I want you to7927.5595.961
meet Noggin Noggin is he blue he's blue7929.286.52
oh he was blue that way can I call him7933.525.24
Kenny Kenny Noggin you7935.84.0
that's pretty good you know what he7938.764.479
looks like though who uh is it Mystique7939.85.48
from X-Men oh from the X-Men yeah okay7943.2394.041
yeah I can see that hey supposedly this7945.285.959
thing well poops and also they say that7947.286.56
his headbutt is devastating ooh headbutt7951.2394.081
me yeah do I don't know that I can make7953.843.96
him no cuz that'll that'll that'll make7955.324.799
everything attack us no I'm not doing7957.84.48
that head butt me well let's go far away7960.1195.241
go further away science it up far7962.284.76
[Music]7965.364.68
away7967.043.0
[Music]7972.363.199
hey what do you want to do today man I7974.323.879
want to go tame a a kangaroo oh a7975.5594.56
kangaroo I want in on that that sounds7978.1993.681
fun yeah well cool when we were in a7980.1194.921
cave thick found a a kangaroo saddle I7981.884.6
think it was a sended so I want to go7985.043.44
get one of those all right get my taming7986.484.04
bow out thick you got that saddle uh7988.484.88
yeah I think it's in my T-rex guys dras7990.524.44
what are you doing I got I grabbed one7993.363.879
of these guys wow what level is that7994.963.52
first off I don't know you want to see7997.2393.721
should I drop him no I don't oh yeah you7998.484.159
can no he's going to be8000.964.96
angry now oh this dude's already after8002.6398.08
him hey put him down [ __ ] whoa oh boy oh8005.926.239
oh boy you're you're going to lose that8010.7193.321
Packy thing I had no idea I didn't8012.1593.4
realize an argentavis could pick up one8014.043.76
of those guys I'm fully impressed by8015.5593.481
that8017.85.08
[ __ ] [ __ ] head versus fist who's going8019.047.639
to win oh come on you ruined it D see8022.885.64
put him back down I want to see who wins8026.6793.841
head versus just got him in the8028.524.8
anus whoa yeah get in there head butt8030.526.0
his ass boy head butt his8033.328.12
ass oh he D look it I had to save the8036.527.079
Packy you messed up the duel I don't8041.443.759
care here I got this thing I was8043.5994.08
shooting them8045.1992.48
too every time8048.6793.88
yeah seen any kangaroos yet uh not yet8056.886.12
man I'm pretty sure there are some down8060.843.799
here but uh do you have any ideas what8063.03.199
others might be where have we seen8064.6392.96
kangaroos before I've seen them8066.1993.201
everywhere what is that oh those are8067.5993.801
allosauruses yeah allosauruses we got to8069.44.08
be careful too this is kind of a dragon8071.45.08
territory I'm see oh I see two of them8073.486.48
three oh yeah oh yeah yeah turn this way8076.485.599
man there's a lot of raptors today no8079.966.84
damn Raptor party Raptor sex8082.0794.721
partyo this place is awesome in here oh8086.884.759
yeah it looks great but yeah it's the uh8089.84.439
it's the dragons you know really oh w w8091.6394.92
I saw one oh yeah wait par somewhere8094.2395.241
safe a kangaroo yeah just behind us oh8096.5595.281
yeah okay oh there it is and that hold8099.483.4
it right here hold it right here hold on8101.843.399
hold on let me land let me land uh okay8102.883.96
hold on we got to we got to really keep8105.2393.32
an eye on our asses around here holy8106.844.399
[ __ ] 40 he's a 40 is that good enough8108.5594.361
man this is the only one we've seen in8111.2393.681
like an hour I'm fine with a for watch8112.924.159
my back I got your back man oh God8114.924.36
dragon's above it8117.0794.801
all right Simon hey let's go start some8119.284.879
[ __ ] yep after that otter thing I feel8121.883.839
Invincible you know what I mean I hear8124.1593.361
you man I'm ready I'd like to see8125.7194.201
anything try to [ __ ] with us anything8127.524.84
bring it bring yeah bring it bring it8129.926.44
[ __ ] you hear that yeah same bring it8132.366.359
anyone I I think it helps that we got8136.364.0
these guys behind us though no that's8138.7193.88
not it doesn't hurt no definitely makes8140.364.48
me feel like I got bigger balls though8142.5993.721
well you've always had really big balls8144.844.759
very lwh hanging quite the pain actually8146.325.08
no they're unnaturally large and I feel8149.5993.441
like you should get them looked at I8151.43.839
wish I could get a cinch up you know8153.043.72
like you know they do little tucks for8155.2393.721
the face I'll bet you could use some8156.764.56
tape of sorts and and do your own no8158.964.279
tape just cut out a whole bunch of skin8161.323.319
and then sew it up here herey let's give8163.2393.641
it a shot right here ready okay you want8164.6395.281
to cut my ball sets now no not not that8166.885.0
I just do they go after things we've8169.925.88
shot with oh there we go now come after8171.886.759
me now it's coming after me me yeah8175.85.24
fight these8178.6396.201
guys there you go there it is make sure8181.045.88
work made short working kill that8184.844.92
innocent Bronto sorry buddy we're sorry8186.925.24
we're very sorry we had to do it though8189.764.12
someone had to be the first we're so8192.164.519
[ __ ] tough we are all right he's out8193.884.759
of the water NES what do you think uh8196.6794.04
change of plan abro all right what's8198.6393.361
your plan now did you just see that8200.7193.041
thing went behind us no I didn't what8202.03.319
you talking about water he didn't go in8203.763.04
the water did he what are you talking8205.3194.641
about it was a barri onx uh remind me8206.84.559
what that is that's that thing that'll8209.962.84
knock you out in the water if we had one8211.3596.2
of those oh there he is Holy look at him8212.87.879
you see him oh yeah I see him hold8217.5596.08
on is he chasing me uh yeah he seems to8220.6795.281
be uh interested in you okay oh but now8223.6395.281
he's turned around now and now now he's8225.965.16
just hanging out in the water okay now8228.925.16
he's coming after you hey we need some8231.125.479
people in our water8234.084.639
Navy8236.5995.321
should we should we lure him hold on see8238.7195.241
what happens what's your plan exactly8241.923.36
here he8243.964.12
goes okay I bowet him oh are we taking8245.284.159
this guy down yeah let's take it we8248.082.72
really need one of these we never had a8249.4392.88
chance to get one before how long that8250.83.799
bow last I don't know just start8252.3195.4
shooting copy copy I've got another8254.5995.8
one come on8257.7195.76
baby oh beautiful that was easy and hey8260.3995.2
kangaroo is right behind him oh really8263.4794.401
yeah should we he's going to run though8265.5993.441
I swear to God we're going to hit him8267.883.04
he's going to run hold on let me dragons8269.042.72
I got a8270.924.2
ba can you can you baa kangaroo I think8271.766.12
so [ __ ] I didn't know that B that some8275.123.54
quit8277.882.04
[Music]8278.663.819
moving oh that was a miss you missed8279.924.559
quit8282.4795.04
moving all right hey feed feed that uh8284.4794.641
bionx I'm going to help you take this8287.5194.04
guy down then I'll do that8289.125.439
okay sorry we seem mean but we're going8291.5595.401
to be friends y Cosby said the same8294.5595.361
thing don't die don't die on me is it8296.965.04
getting bloody I don't know maybe wait a8299.923.88
second beautiful head8302.04.16
down well you guys need a place to kind8303.84.799
of play around but not go [ __ ] around8306.165.08
and like just get killed so we're not8308.5995.241
going to call it a barn because I'm8311.245.359
tired of nees in his barns it's boring8313.844.799
I'm going to build you guys a place and8316.5993.72
then maybe I'll get a list resaurus so8318.6393.481
everybody levels up a little bit faster8320.3193.761
but uh let's get the8322.125.68
building [ __ ] leave hold on ah come on8324.086.399
oh boy oh [ __ ] I'm out of ammo okay hold8327.87.2
on you want champ yeah oh crap come here8330.4797.361
champ got champ coming around for a butt8335.06.24
weapon bar onx is on him there we go got8337.847.08
it beautiful damn okay all right well8341.246.319
both these guys tame so that's good yeah8344.924.12
the argentavis attack while you were in8347.5593.96
the bathroom man now watch me I got to8349.045.519
go to the bathroom8351.5196.601
okay all right you ready I'm mean you8354.5595.481
got to shoot those two guys over there8358.125.16
by you yep and I'll shoot at least these8360.045.359
two little guys over here by me hey it's8363.285.0
what we got you ready ready do it two8365.3995.441
three8368.282.56
go feels bad I feel bad about this I8371.6796.121
don't oh here it comes something about8375.4394.16
it I like oh8377.84.28
boy they're going after they're letting8379.5993.96
this guy get me why aren't they getting8382.084.04
what I wanted to I don't know all right8383.5596.281
there we go well oh8386.123.72
[ __ ] yeah yep they needed a snack anyway8392.4396.401
yeah they just had a snack and it was8397.05.08
giant right what are you really feeling8398.845.08
bad these aren't they they weren't8402.083.08
threats I mean we already did our8403.922.96
science right but we haven't found8405.164.68
anything that is a threat so well let's8406.886.83
keep a looking H keep a8409.846.519
[Music]8413.714.85
looking8416.3594.08
really funny mouth yeah it's for like8418.563.839
eating fish yeah it's huge fish eating8420.4394.681
mouth it's like a really weird Big Mouth8422.3995.08
uh and what about the kangaroo a very8425.125.239
small mouth oh he is adorable so look at8427.4795.481
this uh thick found this saddle okay in8430.3593.96
the cave oh that's right yeah you got8432.962.84
the saddle yep it's ascendant8434.3193.561
procoptodon saddle oh and I can ride in8435.84.639
the pouch yeah I remember that oh oh hey8437.887.2
bouncy Health speed I want a fast mount8440.4397.281
I can't blame you so uh listen that gave8445.083.68
me all kinds of stuff and he gave me8447.724.639
this saddle look at this I got the uh8448.766.12
gave me the old hat skin for what the8452.3596.401
kangaroo no for my head oh oh oh yeah8454.887.0
look my hair's cut yeah put a hat on you8458.764.599
and cut your hair I missed you having8461.883.28
that hat you look good with that hat8463.3593.08
well thanks all right we got to get8465.163.0
these guys home oh God Sun's going down8466.4393.161
too hold on you know what let me hop on8468.162.84
champ let me figure out the best way out8469.64.16
of here holy [ __ ] we might have to Camp8471.05.24
somewhere for the8473.765.48
night8476.243.0
Simon what a something asaurus straight8482.126.72
ahead wait where are you in front of me8484.927.04
um oh [ __ ] no I I went down the8488.845.96
oh I went down the hill I went down the8491.966.399
hill Simon there you are yeah keep on8494.87.08
coming yeah all right these guys man you8498.3595.04
got to be really careful this turn8501.883.76
radius is shitty I know that's why off8503.3993.481
[ __ ] that's why I turned around8505.643.28
that's why all right so what this one8506.885.04
little guy right here no Straight Ahead8508.925.479
okay Straight8511.925.2
Ahead oh there's one of those Waldos8514.3994.121
what do you see that I don't well leave8517.123.199
that guy alone I like I am I am how do8518.523.4
you not see this yet Straight Ahead well8520.3194.361
I see that one guy what guy well the one8521.924.36
big guy yeah but that's the biggest8524.683.84
threat we've had okay big threat oh8526.283.8
there's also a monkey guy there's a8528.523.68
monkey guy let's let's do the monkey guy8530.085.16
first monkey guys first hey monkey guy8532.25.76
hey monkey Guy bang what's up Simon8535.246.0
let's do a double whams8537.965.92
uh-huh we'll just hang out here oh [ __ ]8541.244.68
I might have all right what you do oh8543.884.96
[ __ ] look at this guy yeah okay oh wow8545.924.559
that is a big threat [ __ ] that's a what8548.844.4
is that I don't know what it is but it's8550.4795.321
a big guy that's really big okay I hope8553.244.72
that's not going to kill our guys I hope8555.84.88
not that would be [ __ ] up I don't feel8557.964.24
good about it go help him [ __ ] I8560.684.16
didn't I did not get him to attack you8562.25.92
said that little guy no [ __ ] hey well8564.848.44
help him oh my God oh my God I'm8568.127.08
shooting I'm8573.285.199
shooting are you [ __ ] kidding me did8575.25.72
something die there looks like there may8578.4795.801
be going to why are you so come cuz we8580.925.559
don't have a choice we already [ __ ] up8584.284.96
okay well maybe we can okay are you8586.4794.641
shooting yeah I'm shooting the [ __ ] out8589.242.96
of all8591.126.159
right oh it's going to kill me oh my God8592.29.52
oh god what happened oh no he's what8597.2798.2
happened are they all8601.726.24
dead oh8605.4794.121
no8607.965.88
no oh8609.64.24
my it's a giga8621.4394.601
yeah8626.085.22
[Applause]8628.64.2
[Music]8631.34.75
[Applause]8632.83.25
[Music]8637.586.28
we can't leave him alone anymore I feel8645.4795.161
like we're taking three steps back every8647.725.36
episode they they they just lost all of8650.644.32
our T-Rexes yeah and like listen Mama8653.084.76
Toot's dead T3 Poo's dead I really was8654.964.64
that rage Frank did rage Frank die too I8657.843.96
think it was yeah God damn it people are8659.63.799
probably getting sick of us listen I'm8661.84.24
sick of us I mean that's ridiculous did8663.3994.681
they just run straight to a giga they8666.043.92
know what a giga looks like correct but8668.083.52
we did say do whatever you want to do8669.963.08
and that and that's where we [ __ ] up I8671.62.799
mean I didn't think they could pull off8673.043.48
killing three or four T-Rexes I know8674.3994.201
yeah you oh boy is this the right way to8676.524.0
get home yeah we're going to hug the8678.64.08
coast we hug the coast until we hit the8680.523.28
uh the mountain then we can go over the8682.683.16
mountain okay hey tell you what if you8683.83.639
want to set up camp here with the or8685.843.439
with with these two sure I can go get8687.4393.721
the motorboat yeah get the motorboat all8689.2793.681
right be fun I like camping he tell this8691.164.119
maranis quit following me8692.966.479
okay damn it my torch broke8695.2797.441
[ __ ] I'm fixing it [ __ ] I don't8699.4395.84
have the resources to fix it [ __ ] it8702.725.4
I'll fly in the dark [ __ ]8705.2795.361
it he sounds crazy but he's actually a8708.123.77
lot of fun to be8710.642.92
[Music]8711.896.91
around the alas s hello so what uh what8713.568.0
happened there uh I spawned on his bed I8718.84.92
don't think I have a bed or I just8721.564.44
thought oh it's spawn on abor's bed all8723.723.84
right let's go get our [ __ ] I can't I8726.03.56
can't even get out of here oh because8727.564.68
it's locked unlocked in oh wow you look8729.565.64
full of Shame yeah um this is I I don't8732.246.52
I I think I think we need a break no I8735.28.04
need to get my [ __ ] um I guess relax um8738.766.12
think about what you've done oh well no8743.244.119
kill me what just kill me and then I'll8744.885.479
spawn on your bed leave your door open8747.3594.281
then we'll have an that's a good call8750.3593.441
then we can both go on this and yeah8751.646.28
ready hold on should I stand up oh [ __ ]8753.87.519
one more time do it again okay come on I8757.926.12
deserve it I I do to I deserve this8761.3194.361
probably kill me right after [ __ ]8764.045.68
kill me oh [ __ ] shouldn't be much longer8765.685.56
maybe if I stay8769.723.31
in8771.244.039
[Music]8773.035.01
sorry it probably from the stuff we've8775.2795.16
been talking about you're thinking I8778.044.12
don't want to be in this tribe but8780.4394.04
today's worse than normal like we don't8782.165.52
usually lose four T-Rexes and you8784.4794.721
probably heard that Simon died twice8787.683.639
already like that's not a normal day8789.25.44
that's slightly below average and most8791.3195.641
of our aquatic creatures go for a long8794.643.799
time because we just park them in the8796.964.56
bay and forget they're there so like8798.4396.441
deep Tech we had him for months and then8801.525.4
just he didn't die until we actually8804.883.84
remembered he was down there so don't8806.925.68
let this make you nervous because U hey8808.727.44
D abro yeah what up there you are you8812.65.24
know what I forgot that driving a boat8816.163.88
in the dark is really stupid it took me8817.844.36
forever to get here and I'm sorry hey we8820.044.16
had a good time I mean I'm not even8822.23.92
really ready to go yet okay yeah let's8824.23.36
wait I'd like to wait till the sun comes8826.123.12
up a little more because Jesus that was8827.563.96
a dumb idea I'll take full blame for8829.243.92
that one but you I'm sure you know where8831.523.72
to go now oh yeah no you just go up the8833.164.239
coast yeah and going home easy cuz you8835.245.239
know just uh green Obelisk yeah exactly8837.3995.0
it's right behind us so that's not too8840.4795.561
bad no hey will you [ __ ] off got time to8842.3995.681
deal with your [ __ ] tell them abro yeah8846.043.84
we how these guys doing oh they're8848.083.12
they're good they were having second8849.882.84
thoughts about joining the tribe but I8851.23.68
told him everything was cool yeah well8852.723.8
just don't hang out with Simon and deri8854.885.12
she'll be fine or us or thick uh yeah8856.525.72
yeah it's all it's all8860.05.68
bad Noggin was killed by a8862.246.159
Raptor8865.684.56
the [ __ ] was8868.3994.121
Noggin did you kill8870.247.68
Noggin come here burn in8872.525.4
[Music]8880.14.379
hell kind of hoping he would8881.965.479
die had to save his life once he was his8884.4798.521
dead weight damn it kind of oh this guy8887.4397.88
this8893.02.319
Raptor a hey we Avenged him twice we're8895.648.28
heroes good job Britney8899.86.519
Sears we just got to hug the coastline a8903.926.04
little bit more I'm hugging8906.3193.641
it here we go folks this is our port and8913.4396.281
you know what uh the bionic should stay8917.165.76
here oh yeah what you think cuz he's a8919.725.24
naval creature8922.924.04
yeah all right you want to run that8924.964.72
thing this8926.962.72
way sure this is a shortcut sure why not8937.084.52
oh well I think I know which one you're8940.2792.761
talking about but I think you needed to8941.63.4
go up on that Ridge before you took it8943.044.56
you will do where you going don't know8945.04.68
don't worry about it turn around I'll8947.64.719
see you in the8949.682.639
face8955.523.0
[Music]8962.717.33
I did it it was all me I did it oh yeah8967.844.439
think you probably didn't know hear that8970.044.2
all our T-Rexes the four we had they're8972.2795.481
dead and I did it listen hey D you were8974.245.44
right I can't and you know what we did8977.764.44
it no I did it well no you know what I8979.684.4
could have I could have said hold on8982.23.96
wait a second let's see what that is but8984.084.199
I did I I thought it looked small from8986.165.119
far away too listen both of you you guys8988.2795.961
got to go out and you got to get T-Rexes8991.2795.521
says who says us and you know what I8994.243.8
agree we're going to give you we'll give8996.83.12
you guys TR darts but I want you guys to8998.043.319
go out and you're not welcome back to8999.925.12
town until we got T-Rexes hey thick yeah9001.3596.04
remember that offer about your tribe9005.047.64
thing I do I do is that how's that9007.3997.561
standing I need to think about it9012.684.44
because I've got this9014.964.64
claw you should take him up cuz I love9017.125.68
it no no he's going to reject you duras9019.65.679
no he's going to reject your ass yeah9022.84.0
you want to get all your T-Rexes killed9025.2794.0
thick take the r you you got to take a9026.85.559
test on like what certain dinosaurs look9029.2794.561
like and be able to all right forget9032.3593.321
about it you got nowhere to9033.844.36
go you got no choice we're going to go9035.684.2
out and we're going to get four yeah we9038.23.32
can do that come on let's go get one9039.883.439
right now all we need is the meat and9041.523.879
the narcotics yep come on can you handle9043.3194.04
that yeah I got it all can you do one9045.3994.801
thing what just one thing I could sit9047.3594.361
back here and look beautiful later guys9050.23.76
we'll see you on the flip nice kangaroo9051.724.44
thank9053.962.2
you oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] okay how do I get uh9056.3997.281
got to get off come on okay run away run9060.566.56
away away I I got off to okay now he's9063.685.679
pissed he coming I'm trying to he's9067.124.44
coming they're both coming Jesus Christ9069.3594.361
uhoh it's not good over here we don't9071.566.12
God all right hop on [ __ ] you9073.724.88
[ __ ]9077.685.2
you all right hold on where9078.64.28
you you [ __ ] s it knock out s it I'm9082.966.92
knock9087.966.96
out [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]9089.885.04
[Music]9095.435.6
[ __ ]9105.3595.441
[Music]9106.527.0
Salon yeah what you9110.87.32
doing just um I was uh I was watching9113.529.48
the fire and then it um went out yeah9118.127.159
okay did you uh you not doing the T-Rex9123.07.8
thing no I mean not today hey boys abro9125.2798.04
y what's going on Jesus Christ this is9130.84.72
Timmy tub Sox he's my new friend Timmy9133.3194.561
tubox yeah yeah because of the tube9135.523.959
sucks Simon what are you why aren't you9137.884.559
out getting a T-Rex I'm just not feeling9139.4795.92
it right now boy that is the picture of9142.4394.641
depression that I'm looking at right now9145.3993.96
I mean listen it's not depression it's9147.084.76
just like H yeah I'm I'm I know it would9149.3595.521
make you feel better what a ride in9151.845.96
Timmy tub sock's belly uh you know what9154.884.599
I could see that helping wait where's D9157.83.639
rallus I call him yeah I was about to9159.4793.601
say he has a walkie-talkie right give9161.4394.84
hey come in his knees come out his knees9163.084.8
no time to talk I'm uh I'm in the middle9166.2794.841
of something right now do9167.885.84
T-rex where9171.125.239
at uh it's not a T-Rex per se I think9173.724.679
it's an Allosaurus by Bronto Beach9176.3594.161
thanks oh he's at Bronto Beach Bronto9178.3994.161
Beach okay hey sun's coming up Simon9180.524.36
look sun came out see I love it it's9182.564.04
another day let's go to Bronto Beach and9184.884.0
you're in a pouch hold on hold let me9186.64.719
look at Jesus Christ Jesus Christ you're9188.883.72
a big guy you're really big you're going9191.3193.761
to call stretch marks no no yeah I mean9192.63.96
your leg shouldn't be bent back like9195.083.84
that that's uh that does not look good9196.564.96
well I'm actually very comfortable can9198.926.64
you see this NES kind of yeah yeah no9201.527.04
this actually helps the back it really9205.564.839
does you shouldn't be doing that it's9208.564.04
not a way to S it's the opposite you9210.3994.04
need to go opposite sometimes of what9212.64.12
your back supposed to do all right let's9214.4394.121
are we going to go help dalas because I9216.723.48
think we should yeah all right where's9218.566.6
champ got it okay we're off9220.27.96
wow9225.163.0
oh [ __ ] [ __ ]9228.964.68
[ __ ]9231.165.48
ah ammo ammo ammo Amo ammo ammo ammo9233.645.16
ammo where's my idiot9236.645.88
[ __ ] where are you [ __ ] where did I9238.88.24
park the Packy thing [ __ ] oh hey guys9242.525.72
guys right here to your right to your9247.043.6
right to your right up right up oh there9248.244.4
you are damn yeah I need some darts it's9250.643.52
right over the hill right over the hill9252.645.0
huh yeah I got a few in it oh yeah big9254.165.64
boy oh yeah he's down there all right I9257.645.12
lost the Packy up here the Packy or what9259.84.559
is it I don't know what the [ __ ] it is9262.763.639
the gallam minus yep you lost the gallon9264.3593.681
you lost Mr Banks Who whoo wo hey whoa9266.3994.201
you lost Mr Banks I parked it it's right9268.044.96
around here Hey listen I can help with9270.64.36
that Simon you hop out and you find Mr9273.04.6
Binks and I'll go help uh Dres crazy all9274.964.68
right okay where's this where's this9277.64.28
T-Rex uh right down over here down over9279.646.0
here yeah okay okay okay uh right down9281.886.64
there oh I'm going down you ready follow9285.644.28
me was9288.524.44
that now hey I'm right behind you guys9289.924.84
uh I was looking for a gamus I didn't9292.964.88
see one ready yeah I can be ready I'll9294.765.28
start shooting at this thing Mr B is9297.845.519
dead Mr Bigs is dead come son of a [ __ ]9300.045.92
dalus God damn9303.3596.161
it stay focused we got a T-Rex T how is9305.966.8
Mr bink's dead Simon I I had nothing to9309.524.839
do with this one did you just did you9312.763.36
find a body what are you looking at9314.3594.281
looking around anybody going to team9316.124.52
this t-rex with me that's what I've been9318.643.719
doing this whole He I got the [ __ ]9320.643.28
down hey you got it down good job I've9322.3594.08
got it I I put all the you did it now9323.926.24
where the hell's Mr Banks well just dead9326.4396.441
I just saw the [ __ ] thing pop up on9330.165.88
the screen I liked Mr Binks so did I9332.884.64
yeah you guys had a lot of good times9336.043.16
together I spent more time with Mr Binks9337.523.32
than you ever did I know about that we9339.23.279
ran off all the time I know about that9340.842.88
we would run off we would have fun I9342.4794.121
love Mr Binks okay there I got to do9343.724.759
special you just got to put meat and NS9346.64.36
in there that's it all right oh hey hey9348.4795.8
F I see you got a T-Rex now awesome job9350.966.76
hey excuse sir excuse9354.2797.761
me do you know this guy oh look oh look9357.727.52
at this nut he's a crazy nut he's holy9362.045.2
[ __ ] he just whacked me twice all right9365.245.64
this is fun now woo should I did I do9367.245.56
anything here get out of his way clear9370.885.2
the path okay still going after me uh9372.84.479
actually yeah needes I was going to9376.083.399
mention I like that your kangaroo looks9377.2793.881
like evil can eval he's a bit of a9379.4793.321
daredevil watch him jump you ever seen9381.163.68
one of these guys jump yes I have we9382.84.1
have playing this game for9384.845.519
[Music]9386.96.9
years did you see there yeah we saw it9390.3595.241
great job I could probably jump the9393.84.36
entire ocean know about that I think if9395.65.08
I were to jump I would land on a new9398.163.92
land and I could name it whatever I9400.682.92
wanted to cuzz no one would live there9402.082.84
except for the natives do it I want to9403.63.52
see you try it okay okay I'm out if you9404.924.2
don't see from me just assume I made9407.124.92
another country somewhere see from you9409.125.84
if you don't hear from me assum I9412.045.439
establish the country on a different9414.965.28
continent well we hope to smell from you9417.4795.611
okay I will touch you9420.243.5
[Music]9423.092.76
[Applause]9423.748.1
[Music]9425.856.5
[Applause]9431.842.96
[Music]9432.355.45
later9434.83.0
hey9438.3195.761
needs needs EP what's up not much what's9439.4396.481
up with you I'm just a turtle and I'm9444.085.359
ready to go catch a whale a turtle yeah9445.925.92
I'm just a floppy Ninja Turtle oh man9449.4394.321
have you seen Shredder what happened to9451.844.36
this guy well Rock Steady oh I'm going9453.764.88
to beat him up oh look at me I'm a ninja9456.24.92
turtle D9458.645.52
crap where's bbop that's disgusting I'm9461.125.44
going to bbop thick in the face hey hey9464.164.239
come here thick uhuh I'm going to bbop9466.564.24
you9468.3992.401
nope that's enough nonsense what what9477.24.4
are we doing today uh I've been working9479.65.44
on building a bionic saddle oo um we9481.65.0
should try to get that whale what's it9485.044.439
called I forgot a whale yeah we're going9486.64.96
after a whale and we can use this whale9489.4795.0
to kill giant squids yes uh yeah let's9491.565.12
take let's take let's take champ and9494.4794.081
let's uh man we got a lot of birds here9496.683.28
we got a lot of birds here put them9498.563.08
somewhere safe it's a pretty safe Beach9499.963.2
I mean we leave that brosaurus here all9501.643.6
the time he don't get hurt all right you9503.164.72
keep the bird safe what's his name Gus9505.244.92
yeah Gus keep the bird safe what do you9507.883.64
say when a boat takes off is there a9510.164.119
word for that uh there's no there not a9511.524.799
word it's usually a big horn9514.2796.2
like right that's a good horn9516.3197.641
goodn see you9520.4793.481
guys9524.723.0
Simon yeah this is Julia Child okay I I9528.3996.401
like her were you fan of the cooking9532.565.0
show no you weren't no I was because she9534.87.08
talked weird no no uh oh Julia Child9537.568.0
cooking cooking cooking yeah uh didn't I9541.887.04
want to make some biscuits today okay9545.566.48
that that Mel Streep did her in a movie9548.925.92
what like actually well not did her oh9552.045.52
well re yeah that's that be weird that'd9554.844.439
be a whole different movie right we need9557.564.68
more we we need more T-Rexes uh we did a9559.2795.801
bad thing I did a bad thing I own it I9562.244.8
know you do but listen let's go let's go9565.084.0
I'm ready to rock I I love the way you9567.043.88
painted this one up but let's get one9569.083.04
I'm going to name it I'm going to paint9570.924.16
it up it was my first painted uh animal9572.125.52
so hey we need to take a maybe a bird9575.084.76
take a bird and then you can carry me9577.644.839
we'll we'll find a T-Rex and and we'll9579.844.16
get a freaking we're going to have T-Rex9582.4794.561
by the end of the night hey end Simon9584.06.399
what I'll carry you you will what's that9587.045.8
from uh is that a thing it's from right9590.3994.121
now is what it's from let me get a bird9592.843.439
what do you mean oh you okay so you were9594.526.08
being dramatic with the B yeah9596.2797.801
okay hey neees yeah man I sees a whale9600.65.879
down there you see oh really yeah now9604.084.279
can this Barry Onyx can uh can the9606.4793.481
skipper help us out with the Manta Race9608.3593.721
he knocks him out man really he's like9609.964.68
the rocky of the Seas hey I'm going9612.084.56
knock out the sea9614.644.6
manay knock out hey you want to knock9616.645.08
out man you come knock me out with the9619.245.32
man I'm getting old I'm doing cre too9621.724.639
and then I'm done all right let's do9624.565.32
this okay in a ball all right come on me9626.3598.04
a [ __ ] all right he's in this [ __ ] is9629.886.96
freaking slow man like I can't believe9634.3994.04
this is the only [ __ ] bird we have9636.843.439
only bird we had you like your seat9638.4394.801
placement you okay with that I do okay I9640.2794.961
do I think it's nice maybe we can what's9643.243.44
up here here what are these oh it's9645.244.48
those the trio of what are those called9646.684.44
the ones that like thick kind of thicked9649.724.759
us with uh molari and curly yeah that's9651.125.239
what we should if we have our own don't9654.4794.121
we have some of those that was a thing I9656.3594.881
don't know I I lost track I know listen9658.65.12
we're going to redeem ourselves how many9661.245.32
do we need to to replace what we had we9663.724.84
killed four didn't we right so how many9666.564.08
did we so we got two cuz we got one from9668.564.44
thick I feel like because it's us we9670.644.56
could be fine with one more that's okay9673.04.279
and the OTS and then the otter need to9675.24.36
bang and then we can make multiple OTS9677.2795.04
for every for every three OTS that we9679.565.919
make it's the equivalent of one T-Rex9682.3195.321
that we've killed yep so we're good9685.4793.96
let's get that drop I like your math9687.645.12
where oh drops let's drop prioritize why9689.4395.92
well yeah prioritize purple is that good9692.765.679
well so they say who who Who's they9695.3595.321
there's Council who's the council the9698.4394.721
council consists of three people one of9700.684.799
them is my Aunt Phyllis she's on the9703.165.119
Council yep she's very very powerful9705.4795.281
woman and she makes a hell of a hell of9708.2794.921
a antop pasta I thought she was dead9710.764.8
this is going to be the story of the day9713.25.04
the drop maybe doubtful this might be9715.565.879
the story of the day don't think so oh9718.245.48
what you get I don't even know what I9721.4395.481
got yet okay but I can check soon well9723.724.92
we need to know to know that story of9726.923.96
the day well hold on let me get on here9728.643.88
oh you got to we have to do a thing this9730.883.599
is a thing now mother [ __ ] Fu get off9732.524.879
the [ __ ] thing ah quetzel problems I9734.4797.441
know right quitzel life # something quz9737.3995.841
life9741.925.32
right you know9743.244.0
[Music]9748.054.67
no all right we need to go after this9750.64.64
whale in daylight here so we're going to9752.723.84
take these Manas out and we're going to9755.243.64
try to uh knock out the whale oh here9756.565.44
they come what the Mana yep oh oh God oh9758.885.64
God oh wow holy Jesus they're all over9762.04.479
you sck I know may you can knock him out9764.523.68
are you in the cage yeah I'm trying to9766.4793.681
kill him all right here I'm that do9768.23.76
anything I think I knocked out a couple9770.164.0
it's like shooting fish in a barrel or9771.964.8
like where the barrel woo hey man this9774.165.239
thing's uh this thing's pretty badass9776.766.48
hey skiper oh stuck why am I stuck oh my9779.3996.761
God my weight empty your weight hold on9783.244.48
where's that whale let's take care of9786.163.199
these Manas first oh my God yeah I got9787.723.84
so much meat dropping dropping meat in9789.3594.161
the water sorry for the littering if I9791.563.12
drop all this meat in the water that's9793.523.6
not going to attract sharks is it it9794.686.16
might all right coming in for hits oh9797.125.239
you knocked me out well get out of the9800.844.519
way of my ass oh crap s out there knock9802.3597.801
some more out around six just let9805.3594.801
me all right get out of there buddy am I9810.25.76
full of fish meat again damn it this is9813.64.0
ridiculous I take two bites or something9815.962.88
I'm killing it but I'm getting all the9817.64.56
fish meat [ __ ] my weight uh-huh okay9818.845.0
the whale's close to the surface all9822.163.159
right we're going to start we need to9823.843.32
start putting Tran darts in this guy got9825.3194.96
a hit on him oh yeah does he fight back9827.167.159
I have no idea got a hit oh crap spam9830.2796.281
right in front of me oh man it's getting9834.3194.281
dark all right just shoot the black9836.564.08
shape in the water we'll be9838.65.799
fine he is he down yep oh is he down9840.645.839
he's down beautiful hey I've got9844.3994.281
narcotics put it in him put it in him9846.4794.761
hey my flashlight works on the water oh9848.685.08
cool did thck knock him out I can't9851.244.92
access it oh yeah all right a thick it's9853.764.88
your job man I can't access it either oh9856.164.36
you can't really it's not dead is it I'm9858.644.639
looking for an access point unconscious9860.525.48
are we doing this right man I I feel9863.2793.961
like one of you guys said it was a9866.04.08
normal team didn't you yeah Anthony told9867.244.64
us9870.084.52
Anthony campfire in the9871.885.399
sky # quats9874.68.0
alive cuz we're too scared to go down9877.2795.321
there that that a song I was supposed to9884.045.6
sing with you I don't think you knew the9887.724.08
lyrics did you I didn't and you know so9889.644.12
I felt kind of out of place maybe you9891.83.92
can no just let me sing brother well I9893.763.8
know but did you not want me to sing9895.723.679
with9897.564.2
you do you want me to work at out or is9899.3996.401
this a private thing we can do9901.766.92
anything salmon9905.85.32
Andora I could use some help on those9908.684.56
yeah it's [ __ ] hot as hell man oh9911.125.6
that fire is like it's right on me wow9913.246.88
yeah that can't feel good yeah well9916.726.52
dude yeah poor placement on all things9920.127.6
right but we could see and we can do9923.246.72
anything9927.724.759
anything [ __ ] like that yeah so don't9929.965.88
sing with me if you don't have lyrics to9932.4793.361
provide he think yeah the passive came I9939.246.32
figured yeah all we got to do do is put9943.4393.96
fish meat in it every now and then fish9945.564.16
meat yeah well that's what I've got9947.3994.201
bionic thank goodness had a ton of fish9949.724.12
meat in him are you taming it right now9951.64.12
um yeah I'm working on it okay cuz I9953.843.8
thought it was rare flower yep I just9955.723.36
put a little bit more in him oh did he9957.642.92
just poop or something what the hell was9959.084.44
that usually fish poop is like strings9960.564.919
is there a long string no it wasn't it9963.523.759
wasn't fish poop it was him eating fish9965.4796.161
meat ah oh he Inked yep it's like he ink9967.2795.721
I don't think he Inked I just think he9971.642.96
uh what makes you think it's not ink it9973.03.279
look like because this thing it's a9974.64.0
whale with ink with a big cloud of like9976.2794.321
ink around his face maybe you fed him an9978.64.0
octopus that's what he's inking got ink9980.64.08
mouth you think he's sick yeah he's no9982.63.28
he's probably got an ink sack right in9984.683.04
his mouth get off me you [ __ ] dolphin9985.885.16
I don't want a sick well there we go we9987.726.32
did it nice hell yeah oh where's he9991.044.64
going why is he running away so fast I9994.043.56
don't know where's he going I don't know9995.684.96
let's chase him we just tamed him you9997.65.04
think it's cuz he's sick cats do that10000.644.04
they run off and die somewhere don't10002.644.679
they do that that okay oh he's follow me10004.685.84
man this thing is a oh he's a level 2510007.3195.841
so apparently these things are immune to10010.525.08
the giant squid yeah I guess so so yeah10013.165.04
you can use these guys to go real10015.66.64
deep Simon I know yeah so what's the10018.26.159
plan let's just get it let's get it but10022.244.52
we have to have a plan we have a plan no10024.3594.04
the plan is first of all what if this10026.763.32
thing comes over and wants to kill this10028.3993.161
[ __ ] quetzel dude I'm going to shut10030.083.04
it right now cuz I'm going to fly the10031.563.879
quitzel you're going to fly the quz I'm10033.126.12
shooting it no wait what are you doing10035.4395.521
no plan there's a little bit of a drop10039.243.44
oh wait I just I just shot him with a10040.963.84
[ __ ] I didn't even shoot him with the10042.683.799
right thing no I know that's not let's10044.84.08
not do that is he coming up he can't get10046.4796.0
up here can he get get over here come on10048.886.12
let me up there chill the [ __ ] out dude10052.4794.681
hey what are you guys doing hey we're uh10055.04.04
getting a T-Rex oh cool I'm going to go10057.164.04
make a whale saddle see you later yeah10059.044.319
we were going to do that next good talk10061.24.72
oh boy look at him going to get engaged10063.3595.281
in this in this yeah and then and then10065.924.519
we're going to bang him dude we're so10068.645.08
good we so good but probably not uh-oh10070.4394.88
all right he's running now don't kill10073.723.24
him you [ __ ] I'm not going to10075.3193.841
kill him no I mean not I'm talking about10076.964.92
oh yeah yeah he's oh those [ __ ] Man10079.164.6
On The Run the thing is if we knock him10081.883.84
out they might go over and [ __ ] eat10083.763.679
his ass so what do we do well I don't10085.723.48
know we're going to see what happens I'm10087.4393.801
chasing you're really pushing it because10089.23.88
why not he's going to come at you yeah10091.243.96
but these guys are going to protect me10093.084.72
ah I don't like this oh come on oh come10095.25.88
on uhoh uhoh here we go I don't like it10097.86.12
suck on it oh I got a hit there he's out10101.085.12
oh this guy hit me is he down all right10103.924.24
he's down he shouldn't be dead [ __ ] how10106.24.76
do we do okay [ __ ] I on I'm going to I'm10108.164.199
going to distract it with the quel and10110.964.2
then lure it away ready be careful I'm10112.3594.761
going to maybe I should lure him away10115.164.4
there we go here we go hopefully I got10117.125.68
him no oh looks like he's dying yeah10119.566.24
quetzel attacks be careful I'm trying I10122.85.679
don't know that's right all right I'm10125.84.679
going to park the quetzel right here all10128.4793.601
right we got to put some [ __ ] in here10130.4793.0
all right there's a there's a bird10132.082.96
though right around here10133.4794.201
[ __ ] what happened oh the bird came out10135.046.399
of nothing okay quetzel killed a Rex10137.686.16
[ __ ] the quenzel just killed the Rex I10141.4396.601
was trying to fight the terror bird10143.844.2
[ __ ] oh neees hey thick do you got some10149.3196.761
socks now I do me and my kangaroo have10153.085.279
matching socks okay what are those10156.083.76
called tube socks is that what they call10158.3594.321
them uh yeah tube socks oh they look10159.845.519
good they suit you do you wear socks I10162.684.719
don't I mean not right now I'm not10165.3594.08
wearing socks oh you really should10167.3994.601
that's that's gross hey boys coming in10169.4395.0
for a landing make some space make some10172.06.12
space you wear socks abro uh yeah I want10174.4396.081
to go work out at the gym we socks I10178.123.88
mean you should probably wear them every10180.524.4
day no I mean oh I'm a flip-flop guy10182.05.12
it's nice outside I like flipflops I do10184.923.479
wear socks in real life I thought you10187.123.04
were talking about in the game in real10188.3994.88
life yes socks the game I'm Pro socks10190.164.84
still you know how nasty your shoes get10193.2793.841
if you don't wear socks what the hell10195.04.76
are you wearing tube socks all right hey10197.124.119
I got this saddle where's the uh where's10199.763.96
the whale oh the whale um under the sea10201.2395.801
there he is woohoo m i is it a boy it is10203.726.679
a boy how about whale Earnhart whale10207.046.16
Earnhart that's not bad man we got to10210.3994.761
build a marina is this our own10213.24.96
underwater animal right now uh yeah I10215.164.52
think so because we lost all the sharks10218.163.239
didn't we yeah we should Pro you know10219.682.84
what we should probably tame a couple10221.3994.441
things oh crap there went my thing all10222.524.759
right going10225.845.0
up how's she doing man the health is we10227.2796.12
almost killed her him I think it's a him10230.845.12
is it her I don't diesel effect how's10233.3996.361
how's it Priority get it safe and then10235.966.12
we go on foot right that's the only10239.765.08
option man we're even even when we we10242.086.239
suck yeah we're doing it with10244.846.96
class where is this son of a [ __ ] where10248.3197.0
is he where is he come on man oh I see10251.85.519
him okay here we go here we go hit on10255.3193.641
him oh oh he's down he's down he's down10257.3193.801
beautiful hey you got narcotics I sure10258.964.24
do wait I got fish meat watch out for10261.125.44
that other one wherever it went oh [ __ ]10263.26.84
one behind me one what oh God where did10266.565.799
he come from I'm hitting it oh my God10270.044.08
fing these things he's going to run good10272.3594.241
let him run he's out oh is he out too oh10274.124.0
God he got another one coming in thick10276.63.2
Nick hold on oh you got two more coming10278.124.68
in oh [ __ ] when it rains it pours10279.84.599
Megalodons are you hitting him with10282.84.24
trinks yeah okay I'm knocking everything10284.3994.441
out I'm hitting him with not trinks okay10287.043.319
God are they all knocked out I killed10288.843.399
the level four okay he's dead all right10290.3593.441
hey we're taming two of them right I10292.2394.761
mean why not why not at this10293.87.599
point call them there call him here uh10297.06.399
well Earnhart we got to go all the way10301.3995.481
to the ground oh yeah this is so deep10303.3997.601
this is not good is that in oh boy okay10306.887.2
I need to repair my scuba gear cuz you10311.04.12
know what I'm10314.084.08
saying all right let me grab some oh hey10315.126.359
hey what you doing um thought you were10318.166.76
taming T-Rexes yeah man what a racket10321.4796.241
yeah we're trying to GES yeah we're10324.924.8
going to take one of these birds okay do10327.725.16
you taking spoter um who's this we we10329.724.88
only have one bird here how'd you get10332.884.12
here we we ran oh did you we've been10334.63.879
running around you know what if we take10337.03.08
one of the birds take the one that's10338.4793.481
we're least attached to I like how you10340.083.64
say we have only one bird here why do10341.963.279
you keep saying we're taking the one10343.723.08
that you say we have one bird I'm10345.2393.16
looking at two birds I see two birds10346.84.32
that's th bird I can't ride that all10348.3994.281
right it's too bad I wish I could I'm10351.122.64
going to take your one bird all right10352.683.52
take the one bird okay well I'll just uh10353.765.28
I'll f for myself for you luck out there10356.25.36
kid I like your socks oh yeah people10359.044.319
that don't wear socks get that's kind of10361.563.48
gross sometimes yeah yeah no you want to10363.3593.561
wear socks I mean in a beach situation10365.043.52
sure but like but if you're wearing10366.923.88
flippies that's a beach situation yeah10368.564.12
no it's not it's an everyday situation10370.83.28
when you're taming T-Rexes all day you10372.682.799
should be wearing socks the healthiest10374.082.8
thing is to let your feet touch the10375.4794.0
Earth but nobody does situation I'm10376.884.84
talking about every day every day10379.4794.021
everywhere touch the10381.725.04
[Music]10383.56.62
Earth Runo Beach Dead Ahead thick yep10386.766.639
still got champ behind us yep champ uh10390.127.0
the I see your shark uh where I don't10393.3997.601
see my Shark really yeah huh oh yeah me10397.126.08
but he was lower level so he might be10401.03.76
slow all10403.26.199
right hello oh hey we got a shark yep oh10404.767.16
a shark yep technically we have two he's10409.3996.201
just too lazy to follow or slow right10411.925.84
come on champ quit being a turd so you10415.65.0
got another one that's uh behind you10417.765.04
somewhere o I can take my bird and go10420.63.4
look for it so we're going to need a10422.83.639
whole lot more uh rocks and stone10424.04.0
pillars Stone pillars you want me to go10426.4393.161
get you some well I don't have a bird10428.03.88
cuz uh oh you have yeah I got champ10429.64.759
brought champ back yeah uh dris and10431.883.76
Simon showed up and they're like can I10434.3592.96
take one of your birds and I'm like the10435.643.839
bird did they take it and then dris10437.3193.96
doesn't want to wear shoes ever well10439.4793.601
that's just gross isn't it well it's10441.2793.361
just not safe I mean what depends on10443.082.68
what you're doing if you're out in the10444.644.28
nice field of grass yeah obviously10445.765.32
there's places you wouldn't want to have10448.925.519
your feet not protected I don't know10451.085.44
well you do know it's common hey there's10454.4395.241
one well there's one what a T-Rex where10456.525.44
Straight Ahead [ __ ] a okay all right10459.684.24
let's do now we're prepared okay kick10461.963.64
your shoes off let's do this let all10463.923.439
right kicking my shoes off let me see if10465.64.2
that hit them maybe yep hit them all10467.3594.761
right all right hold on now I can't now10469.84.24
I might be hitting you cuz you have to10472.124.64
be on the move and keep it so that I can10474.045.199
shoot him and not shoot you I'm doing it10476.765.28
oh yeah you go ahead and do your am I10479.2394.801
sure enough I really hope that I'm not10482.044.72
hitting you when I see this I don't10484.044.12
think you are I think you're doing great10486.762.84
hey what are you guys doing hey we're10488.163.119
going to get this T-Rex cool I'm going10489.63.52
to go get pillars that's awesome that's10491.2794.601
even better take your shoes up oh he's10493.124.199
feel like he's stuck in the mountain I10495.883.359
can't see might well be might well be10497.3194.401
can't see yeah well in shots don't waste10499.2394.24
those shots all right make sure they10501.723.84
count all right well then damn it get10503.4794.481
closer you talk to me I feel like he's10505.564.52
too far away well we're getting okay10507.963.279
we're getting down there on these10510.083.96
freaking darts I know got them there10511.2394.361
yeah I think I only have two more you're10514.042.76
going to have to get ready to stop we're10515.62.24
going to have to take we're going to10516.84.4
have to swap out here get on now let me10517.844.92
well not get on you got to pick me up10521.24.0
you see it I do all right hold on this10522.764.36
is I'm going to take a shot oh boy where10525.24.84
are you where are you the [ __ ] are you10527.124.92
how does that hide I don't know I should10530.044.6
see him but I don't how's it what where10532.045.279
was he how close it was like right here10534.645.36
oh right here where he's over here10537.3194.721
perfect means nothing I see it I see you10540.04.399
see where I'm going yep be careful oh10542.044.239
yeah oh yeah keep on going there's10544.3994.121
another get ready to pick me up Simon oh10546.2793.721
God I have no idea I don't even see10548.525.799
where you are okay you want to picked up10550.06.239
no okay10554.3195.481
good good cuz I missed you want to get10556.2397.08
picked up now nope good cuz I missed I10559.85.96
don't want don't pick me up godamn it is10563.3196.0
it left click or right click I forget10565.765.44
[ __ ] I got one more shot with this how10569.3193.801
about now hold10571.24.92
on10573.123.0
he's coming for you yeah I'm going to10576.23.119
save10578.2793.241
you here we10579.3195.201
go I'm clicking the wrong button Swit10581.525.2
time Fu you're an idiot oh [ __ ] [ __ ] I10584.524.64
can use your help now Simon okay hold10586.725.599
on did I get you no he's going to get me10589.164.84
he's going to get me S is it really he's10592.3193.481
going to get10594.04.96
me oh [ __ ] what did I10595.85.24
do10598.968.96
no jump [ __ ] you [ __ ] you oh I'm done10601.0411.319
I'm done are you dying no good cuz I10607.927.2
almost died there I almost killed this I10612.3595.04
got him down he's down he's down thank10615.125.72
God you are the man oh my10617.3995.761
god do the big did the big Gates they10620.844.36
work underwater I think so okay well10623.164.44
[ __ ] cool I've never tried I've never10625.24.52
tried Tred it either but uh I think it's10627.64.04
the same way okay and then you just swim10629.724.599
up with your your fish and then it opens10631.644.48
the bad things out bad things out good10634.3193.881
things in yeah so yeah I mean how's it10636.123.56
yeah I mean it's good as deep because10638.23.52
the animals are going to like that I do10639.684.0
not envy the work you got to do well10641.723.679
once I built a lighthouse it took me10643.683.799
forever yeah I know um but people still10645.3994.96
talk about it yeah I reckon like uh over10647.4795.361
family dinners family dinners um they10650.3594.241
bring it up in the middle of movies they10652.843.24
start to like people in front of them10654.63.2
get mad cuz they're trying to listen to10656.082.96
the movie feel like you're just making10657.82.639
up [ __ ] at this point but then10659.043.16
they're like wait a second are you10660.4393.561
talking about the lighthouse that need10662.24.56
is built and then they don't see any of10664.04.72
the movie they just talk about the10666.763.719
lighthouse you saw a bunch of [ __ ]10668.723.24
flying out your10670.4795.201
mouth how's he doing so close it's a she10671.969.439
how's she doing so close like any mo man10675.688.759
should be about10681.3997.92
now and one10684.4394.88
two right10689.926.0
now10692.923.0
and here we go hey wake up and it's time10696.564.64
to wake up now Simon on the count of10699.3597.321
three three one yeah okay ready one10701.210.88
two three go that would have oh three10706.687.16
yes oh we nailed it all right what's the10712.083.44
name yeah let's just get out of here10713.845.32
name get out of here get out we got to10715.525.799
go of here wait we don't have a saddle10719.163.8
all right that's the name we need a10721.3192.601
saddle I thought we didn't need a saddle10722.963.279
SLE we don't need a saddle could follow10723.923.84
right like it's probably going to follow10726.2394.321
me follow me there you go buddy all10727.764.8
right look you're a gamer all right so10730.565.16
um what do we uh you lead the way what10732.565.08
what where are we going we're going back10735.723.44
home we should go back to maybe brono10737.644.96
Beach yeah Bron up beach is10739.163.44
[Music]10745.938.59
good10752.849.92
[Music]10754.5210.879
oh no I'm getting chased by a T-Rex oh10762.766.4
no guys watch out guys T-Rex watch10765.3997.401
out hey wow wait we're watching to see10769.165.8
who wins this fight oh wow I was cuz we10772.84.16
had more important things to focus on oh10774.963.279
hold on I just want to see how this ends10776.964.16
up but T-Rex yeah but I like your T-Rex10778.2395.281
rued the whole we want to see your T-Rex10781.124.359
I just want to see did they kill it oh10783.524.08
they killed it ah beautiful look at this10785.4794.481
guy's head's glowing what does that mean10787.64.04
I don't really know well why would it10789.963.399
mean anything different than the alpha10791.643.48
thing it's not the alpha thing that's10793.3593.88
coming off their head nope pardon me10795.124.239
good kill guys hey good fight you guys10797.2394.401
are awesome oh all right here's the10799.3594.561
here's the bird I want it want you want10801.645.599
you land champ he's come on hey champ10803.926.12
got another T-Rex chill the [ __ ] out10807.2395.441
man CH okay well champ bird what the10810.044.239
hell was that oh you just got what was10812.683.16
that all about you just got headbutted10814.2794.04
by that thing what's going on what is10815.845.08
this madness I was a fan we were doing10818.3195.401
so [ __ ] good I was his biggest fan10820.925.04
and look what he does it's not always10823.725.0
like this buddy it is don't get him used10825.964.68
don't don't tell him lies to Alas it's a10828.725.44
she that's even10830.644.03
[Applause]10834.164.8
[Music]10834.678.05
worse go go go10838.966.76
give10842.723.0
[Applause]10846.286.36
sh oh God this is awful to look at but10848.27.079
yet I can't stop looking at10852.646.16
it what the hell what is happening to10855.2794.841
[Applause]10858.84.88
you Simon stop it oh10860.127.319
okay I guess it's up to10863.683.759
me10872.643.0
I think it's supposed to be somewhere10875.685.36
out here oh yeah yeah sure well that's10877.2395.521
that's the rumor what are we looking for10881.045.319
again uh a cave entrance okay I'm ready10882.765.639
I'm ready to shoot and kill no I don't10886.3592.761
think there's going to be a lot of10888.3992.361
shooting and killing Simon I think this10889.123.96
is going to be a little bit of experimen10890.764.599
I beg to differ from what I've heard10893.083.84
this uh this cave we're looking for is10895.3593.92
extremely dangerous that's right this10896.924.84
cave we are going to kill no you're10899.2795.2
going to kill anything I beg to I said10901.763.96
we're going to scope it out we're going10904.4792.481
to scope it out because appar there's10905.722.719
like three or four artifacts in this10906.962.96
cave so this cave is going to be a big10908.4393.281
part of our lives for the next few like10909.924.08
I don't know years this looks promising10911.723.96
over here hey thick you still see me10914.05.2
yeah man over here oh yeah damn it thick10915.686.0
it's a whole Sky thick she's really big10919.24.52
it's a whole damn Sky what do you want10921.685.0
oh right here I'm going to park her up10923.725.12
here okay10926.685.24
Grandpa you get that you get it no said10928.845.479
you going to park it like Grandpa's do10931.925.2
what yeah all right this may be it thck10934.3194.241
uh we need to set up like a we need to10937.122.96
set up a little base camp out here10938.564.08
couple beds Simon I don't understand10940.085.279
what why yeah that your grandpa comment10942.645.16
well cuz Grandpa's Park yeah you know10945.3594.521
they do the parking thing with the10947.85.639
automobiles oh I got to park my dragon10949.886.08
Grandpa dragon's got to park his Dragon10953.4395.161
I don't see as good as I used to I don't10955.964.479
know how to park my10958.63.96
dragon just like10960.4395.121
that10962.563.0
[Music]10966.223.82
yes sir I was going to head back to base10967.3994.121
okay that sounds great are you going to10970.044.56
take anything um like that T-Rex you10971.525.36
tamed or I mean oh that that one did you10974.64.2
tame all those parasaurs yeah I got10976.883.479
three parasaurs here in one of these10978.84.32
little [ __ ] why why not cuz you got10980.3595.88
to feed them oh well if they die it's10983.126.279
all good that's a weird philosophy yeah10986.2395.721
they'll be fine I ignored Timmy all day10989.3994.96
yesterday who's Timmy my kangaroo what10991.965.439
do you mean who's Timmy oh Timmy tubu10994.3594.281
yeah I guess I should have should have10997.3993.361
known that yeah who's Ella how rude can10998.644.639
you be Timmy's been with us for how long11000.764.88
uh 2 days three days yeah Ella was with11003.2795.921
us for how long two three months right11005.645.599
that's the difference isn't it okay is11009.24.6
that what you tell a a new a new new11011.2394.721
mother I would how long's your baby been11013.85.599
around 3 days yeah yeah big difference11015.966.56
big deal big deal new mother so uh I'm11019.3994.521
taking Timmy out you you want to go with11022.523.2
us Timmy's got a pouch you can ride in11023.924.24
it oh I like that yeah that sounds great11025.724.12
we worked so hard the other day with11028.163.64
that getting that T-Rex and we both11029.845.84
we've been so busy have11031.83.88
we all right boys yeah we got beds down11035.965.72
so we can respawn you guys ready to do11039.4394.96
this uh yeah Born Ready all right Simon11041.684.44
if you're the torch guy I'll join11044.3993.92
Thick's flashlight Squad all right do11046.125.239
you want uh do you want me to go right11048.3195.641
behind you or what I don't know f you do11051.3594.12
the honors man I'm right behind you all11053.963.12
right I'm taking Point Simon yeah why11055.4794.121
don't you uh take up the rear I got it11057.085.6
run run run already just kidding you son11059.67.04
of a [ __ ] I I like to joke11062.686.16
sometimes so there's supposed to be11066.646.599
three in here oh man really listen11068.846.88
sounds like blades right am I wrong on11073.2396.04
that oh wait look over here this is it11075.726.719
careful dick careful there's like spikes11079.2795.481
right there yeah11082.4394.681
slice all right I'm ready to run ready11084.765.08
yep I'm running oh11087.126.56
[ __ ] oh okay okay hold on all right yeah11089.845.68
you just got it's just a run through11093.683.799
thing all right11095.525.04
ready run all right all right all right11097.4794.8
not you Simon ready all right not yet11100.563.799
not okay yeah perfect perfect perfect11102.2792.881
all11104.3593.521
right okay what the hell look at this11105.166.04
over here what it says e oh wait now11107.888.24
hold on there's a G okay there's buttons11111.26.8
buttons everywhere God what happens if11116.123.88
we press the wrong button [ __ ]11118.03.96
buttons this is a puzzle the button11120.03.76
right there how do we know the answer to11121.963.8
the puzzle there's an11123.766.639
i i there's another E and an S okay this11125.766.88
is [ __ ] this is [ __ ] okay how11130.3995.281
are we supposed to know what order I bet11132.645.4
you those Battlefield [ __ ] came in11135.684.24
here and was like yeah let's make an11138.044.76
Easter EG hey and listen in here there's11139.924.28
also buttons I don't know if you guys11142.83.76
saw yeah know I saw it by the [ __ ] I11144.24.039
know but by the but aside from the11146.565.08
spikes so should one of us hit a button11148.2395.401
while the other ones are outside just in11151.644.08
case things get weird this button way up11153.644.56
on the wall wait that says oh you know11155.726.84
what I got an idea what what two I I I11158.25.72
saw one button that actually it looked11162.563.48
like a one yeah this one so there's a11163.923.64
one here and then up on the wall it11166.043.56
looked like there might be a a two11167.564.919
should I press it um all right you ready11169.64.36
does it blow you up is that what it does11172.4793.76
I don't know I I have no11173.966.92
idea press button did it do anything uh11176.2396.04
no I'm just going to start pressing all11180.883.519
these buttons oh God no don't don't11182.2794.281
press all of them there's got to be SE11184.3995.561
right okay I pressed two of them why why11186.565.96
would know anything I know but it11189.964.84
doesn't mean Press buttons you know what11192.523.719
I do have though you're trying to do the11194.83.04
one I don't know that this is going to11196.2393.521
do anything helpful can you please11197.845.2
discuss it before you do it nope grapple11199.766.679
okay oh dick face [ __ ] [ __ ] says can't11203.045.76
use it here what11206.4395.401
oh cheap11208.85.72
[ __ ] uh oh crap oh crap what is11211.844.92
that what behind us I can't I'm in a11214.524.28
pocket that was a oh that's right that's11216.764.639
a rapor oh he's attacking the beaver11218.84.24
what are those things what is that what11221.3994.681
is I I'm in a pocket oh hyenas oh [ __ ]11223.045.199
wow I tell you what I'm not enjoying the11226.083.64
pocket thing anymore you don't like the11228.2393.16
pocket well not when you can't see [ __ ]11229.723.639
anywhere like what we're jumping over11231.3994.601
River okay I can see that oh boy I am11233.3594.0
really surprised you agreed to come11236.03.52
along on this thing why cuz I have no11237.3594.801
plan well I know I kind of like the spot11239.526.08
in Haiti but then fine cuz I'm just I'm11242.165.64
I'm running around with a torch and a11245.64.52
kangaroo in the night time I just11247.84.92
enjoyed the fact that like you act that11250.124.0
you know like everyone should be11252.723.639
responsible and this is not responsible11254.123.68
like I can't even see what's over this11256.3592.801
cliff and I'm thinking about jumping off11257.84.479
of it do it I'm going to slide down it11259.164.72
oh crap we're following11262.2794.601
God we're fine we could have jumped okay11263.885.519
we lived we could have jumped Tammy11266.885.96
Tammy's the bomb it's Timmy right even11269.3996.04
though he's technically a female oh it's11272.845.439
a female yeah so Tammy I don't think11275.4395.521
males can have pouches did you know that11278.2794.641
well cuz I don't I can wrong why you11280.964.84
name her Timmy huh why' you name her11282.925.359
Timmy cuz I like the way it sounds and11285.86.36
and she identifies as a Timmy uh-huh all11288.2796.0
right thck what did w P you say all11292.165.279
right it's uh it's the Steam Community11294.2795.361
okay it's going to be11297.4395.441
gr special a special what the [ __ ] a11299.644.799
special a it's probably the a with the11302.885.8
little symbol next to it okay uh t a gr11304.4398.401
R special a ta a great gr okay so I see11308.686.639
the G all right you get the g r is the11312.843.88
one I'm looking at it it's right back11315.3192.801
here thick you see where I'm my light's11316.723.92
pointing kind of over here that's it11318.123.92
thick that's it you you got the right11320.644.96
idea there you go now walk it over ah11322.045.359
follow my no no no Follow My Lead You11325.63.879
got to do this okay and you got to go up11327.3994.201
here uhuh right and you got to creep11329.4795.241
over here then you got to jump over11331.65.56
there like oh I see I see that and then11334.724.759
get up and over see I taught you11337.164.52
something kind of Simon you're a gamer11339.4795.081
Simon kind of I get on to that there you11341.687.04
go all right look at you all right hit R11344.566.2
oh that did something so now all right11348.725.04
now the special a special a I got an A11350.765.84
over here that's got an accent hit it me11353.766.2
yeah boom boom did something it made a11356.66.44
noise oh oh oh I found the T all right11359.966.359
hit the T and then regular a regular a11363.046.08
huh there's not one back there is it11366.3196.561
[ __ ] I can see oh I see a button back11369.126.159
here yeah see I don't know if I can get11372.884.88
to it can you shoot it h no I'm going to11375.2794.2
have to make a jump all right wish me11377.765.719
luck luck you [ __ ] was that an a11379.4795.321
I couldn't I couldn't see it I couldn't11383.4792.96
see it thick all right I it close enough11384.83.24
to it I got to climb back up there like11386.4393.641
a [ __ ] monkey here I go monkeying11388.044.12
again you are a little monkey I like you11390.083.64
I don't know who de love monkeys they're11392.164.0
lovable this is not a platforming game11393.724.16
there should be no platforming sections11396.165.04
in any of this [ __ ] Curious George how11397.885.439
cute was that one Curious George can11401.25.96
suck my Curious [ __ ] okay okay please11403.3197.0
art Gods just let me make this jump I11407.165.96
did it I just did it's a a it's a a hey11410.3194.201
here we11413.123.68
go something's happening I hear11414.524.44
something yep something's happening for11416.85.479
sure I heard heard something oh oh God11418.965.96
what was that hold on let's check11422.2796.12
outside hold on a again is moving what's11424.926.399
moving I don't know could have sworn I11428.3994.0
heard something11431.3192.721
move11432.3994.801
right am I crazy oh what the [ __ ] is11434.045.52
that [ __ ] is that it's the same thing's11437.23.88
going to happen again once you hav going11439.566.2
hit the a oh hit it oh there it is right11441.088.64
here what is it uh we got to jump down11445.767.04
oh God okay [ __ ] it oh God all right I'm11449.726.599
I'm going going oh [ __ ] I'm staying11452.87.559
Simon you're going to get oh [ __ ] saage11456.3197.0
oh no you got to hit the a Savage get up11460.3596.481
there and hit the a [ __ ] really how the11463.3195.401
[ __ ] do I get up11466.844.599
there what a great Island so you want to11468.724.96
tame something I I've been in a taming11471.4394.081
on a taming kick yeah I've seen your11473.683.92
your like uh look at this another11475.525.56
kangaroo should we tame it uh well how11477.65.48
how much uh level is it oh how much11481.084.96
level is it yeah it's stuck too on a011483.084.48
and yeah it makes sense that it's stuck11486.043.279
right here these kangaroos jump over11487.564.28
skyscrapers but this twig hey this is a11489.3196.0
male oh yeah and uh Timmy's technically11491.846.96
a female should we yeah I think so let11495.3196.441
me get my stuff ready I've got five Tran11498.84.559
darts11501.764.04
oh Tammy what happened to Tammy she's11503.3595.08
jealous hold on oh [ __ ] Tammy Tammy11505.84.559
come on you got to keep your [ __ ]11508.4394.441
[ __ ] on okay I got her is it a joey11510.3595.0
what's a joey that's a baby kangaroo11512.883.32
it's11515.3593.641
running CH it what the horse is freaking11516.24.8
out got another in it oh it's stuck in11519.03.64
another twig that makes sense you're11521.04.72
doing great RIS oh it's running got11522.645.08
another one I might be out11525.724.36
after oh [ __ ] I missed that oh there we11527.723.599
go okay we're great we're good we're11530.082.68
good we're good I just don't have any11531.3193.281
meat well they don't eat meat what do11532.764.08
they eat they eat uh rare mushrooms do11534.63.56
you have any of those if you check11536.843.84
Timmy's uh inventory yes Timmy likes to11538.163.68
keep11540.685.4
snacks [ __ ] abroo it's just two of us I11541.846.24
doubt he'll be able to actually hit that11546.083.88
AEG all right because there's a lot of11548.083.56
platforming involved oh boy all right11549.963.439
keep your peepers out man oh man I feel11551.642.839
like this is going to be one of those11553.3992.96
places that just full of [ __ ] booby11554.4793.88
traps keep an eye out for pressure11556.3595.0
plates or anything weird uhhuh just move11558.3595.281
slowly th yeah these statues freak me11561.3594.321
out don't Pi these statues at all feel11563.644.04
like they're going to come to life [ __ ]11565.685.28
us up yeah all right slowly moving11567.686.44
forward this a oh oh something's opening11570.965.84
oh hello what's that oh [ __ ] hold on11574.125.119
hold on hold on oh boy regret for the11576.85.2
past we crucify ourselves between two11579.2396.641
thieves and fear of the future oh boy11582.06.08
this doesn't look good look at all these11585.884.32
dead people all right go oh [ __ ] I'm on11588.084.84
fire who why are you on fire I don't11590.25.079
know yeah oh don't get in between that11592.924.96
thick [ __ ] [ __ ] all right so I bet11595.2795.361
yep that's going to close again oh boy11597.884.64
all right so okay here it goes it's11600.643.2
going to open I'm going to hug the right11602.523.48
side wall thick hey I I got to God I see11603.845.28
more I'm almost dead oh boy oh11606.05.359
God fire11609.126.0
fire ow ow okay yep I'm almost dead too11611.3598.12
how how are we cured on fire I don't11615.128.56
understand SES yes sir meet Phyllis I've11619.4796.8
met Phyllis this is this is Phyllis11623.685.12
Tammy his name is Phyllis his name is11626.2795.04
Phyllis and her name is Tam Timmy I like11628.85.04
it yeah it works uh we got to take11631.3194.881
Phyllis back yeah we have no saddle and11633.844.28
no way of making a saddle does he have a11636.24.0
pouch there's no pouch is there there's11638.124.119
a pouch right here you see a pouch see11640.25.279
the pouch no I guess that's a pouch11642.2395.12
that's a pouch what else would it be11645.4794.041
it's not a [ __ ] uh what do they call11647.3594.361
the things it's not a fanny pack could11649.524.44
be a scrotum that's not a scrotum well11651.724.2
how do you know what are you a kangaroo11653.964.439
doctor could be a kangaroo scrotum are11655.924.88
you no I'm just saying we don't know11658.3993.801
let's go home all right let's make a11660.84.439
saddle yes let's do it following you11662.25.6
let's pH following you11665.2396.0
yes all right thick I may have an idea11667.85.519
all right crucify yourselves between the11671.2393.561
two thieves I'm going to try all right11673.3193.841
I'm going to go prone oh boy and I'm11674.84.439
going to crawl that looks like he's11677.164.48
crucifying that looks like two thieves11679.2396.521
I'm this is a r random guess oh boy oh11681.648.2
boy well I'm not on fire yet that's good11685.767.479
I can see his butt heck yeah you you11689.845.36
still there I'm still11693.2394.401
here hey I should come here too okay no11695.23.96
no no well no no you don't want to crawl11697.642.719
you don't want to get crushed let me see11699.163.96
if I can do it first okay okay I see two11700.3594.441
buttons one on the left side one on the11703.124.48
right side which one thick well you read11704.85.599
left to right so the future is the right11707.64.4
so I would hit the left hey man that's a11710.3993.681
good yeah wait you would hit the left11712.04.12
wait what' you say left the future would11714.084.68
mean the if you're fearing the future11716.124.68
whatever's coming next is going to you11718.764.2
should fear so I would hit the left11720.83.76
there's three buttons in here okay I'm11722.962.84
just going to hit all right it's fine11724.562.96
I'll hit the left one this one's for you11725.84.8
thick [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm on fire I'm on fire11727.528.64
I know damn it I hear it damn it damn it11730.67.719
AB11736.166.76
no all right [ __ ] and jump11738.3199.641
go [ __ ] stop it what the oh after where11742.926.8
where are you I I I'm dead and I'm11747.965.64
coming back oh God hold on oh where are11749.726.08
you at okay damn I need a torch it is11753.64.679
dark as [ __ ] in here all right so what11755.85.12
uh my my torch is [ __ ] out yeah now I11758.2794.08
don't have a torch cuz I died oh you11760.923.399
think this part's [ __ ] when you get11762.3595.12
the next bit of [ __ ] uh I well [ __ ]11764.3196.241
you know I I barely have gotten anywhere11767.4794.361
oh yeah this is the pain in the butt cuz11770.562.96
you got to climb all this crap just to11771.844.0
get to the a just so you can punch the a11773.524.16
stay with me stay with me I got to go11775.844.519
get my stuff back listen I'm going to11777.684.04
fall a thousand times doing this [ __ ]11780.3592.721
too son all right all right all right11781.725.2
I'm going to beat you a [ __ ] reallyis11783.085.8
yeah I wanted to try to steal some of11786.924.279
this cement and paste okay be careful we11788.884.439
got a little uh a bogey out there yeah11791.1993.881
there's a T-Rex and there's a bunch of11793.3194.401
beavers right actually he's killing the11795.085.399
Beavers so you know uh it might work out11797.726.16
for me all right he's a seven to Great11800.4795.201
like we could add it to our army for11803.883.479
when we fight the boss you want to do11805.682.759
that I thought you were about to do11807.3592.721
beaver things I know but remember we11808.4393.641
lost a bunch of T-Rexes the other day11810.084.199
yeah we got two back didn't we and I got11812.084.68
three parasaurs right and a little11814.2795.0
Annoying [ __ ] you ready on it I already11816.765.4
shot one oh really yeah but I missed I11819.2794.721
hit him hey he's ignoring me this is11822.163.84
pretty great oh wait he just looked I11824.05.52
can't tell my trajectory uh oh boy woo11826.06.239
I'm on the run come on Timmy okay he's11829.525.0
he's on the Move watch him kangaro I'm11832.2393.641
watching and miss him watching and miss11834.525.919
him he's really close to you w oh boy11835.886.76
I'm running he's down oh sweet is that11840.4394.04
Beaver going to kill him don't you kill11842.643.4
him that's going to be our T-Rex the11844.4794.0
[ __ ] away Beaver all right right let's11846.045.48
go down let's go down Simon down woo11848.4795.561
Simon11851.525.64
gotro heck what's up man oh man all11854.044.8
right all right I think I know how to do11857.164.8
this by the way oh yeah yeah yeah Simon11858.845.2
w to this [ __ ] hole Yeah well it's11861.964.2
better than being alone if I follow you11864.044.04
can I get my [ __ ] back thick maybe this11866.164.199
is creepy guys all right I made it11868.083.64
pretty far going this way so I'm going11870.3592.761
to go over here again are you going to11871.723.32
hit that button button and it opens that11873.124.239
door on the right oh yeah so I should11875.045.239
have gone to the right hey all right s11877.3594.361
you have to get up and like run around11880.2792.761
in there and that'll that'll open the11881.723.599
door again oh you just went right by oh11883.046.399
[ __ ] on fire on fire I'm running around11885.3196.16
the door ain't open it think you make it11889.4395.84
through through are you alive I'm alive11891.4796.481
oh God come on through man I I got to11895.2795.721
get my stuff okay come on come on don't11897.965.279
don't let me on fire don't let me on11901.05.239
Fire come on I'm right there come on11903.2397.12
just stay low to the ground stay11906.2394.12
low all right I got my [ __ ] back all11910.3994.321
right Simon I think I got it figured out11913.1992.881
so I think you got to hit that button11914.723.44
that door opens over there and you just11916.085.0
got to crawl me no me all right good you11918.165.76
do that you look naked from here I may11921.085.88
be naked oh I am not 100% on that all11923.926.72
right oh God I hope that door stays11926.963.68
open come on I don't want to get up get11930.884.92
up I'm going to C okay all right so that11934.044.6
doesn't work we know that doesn't work11935.87.519
now got to be close man no it yeah the11938.646.52
percentage of the tame is what gave that11943.3194.92
away right yeah cuz it was 98 point2 so11945.165.0
I think one more bite and he's up do you11948.2394.361
have a name for him I if hey if you11950.164.119
don't mind I like to name this one yeah11952.63.48
okay you know all right I I'm pretty11954.2793.681
sure I got the shot that took him down11956.084.64
but okay well you did the last one11957.964.64
should be any minute I can't wait to11960.725.24
hear the name oh you want to me surprise11962.65.32
you yeah actually I'm going to wait till11965.964.319
I paint him so hey here we go so I'm11967.924.24
going to cancel this I'm not going to11970.2794.401
name it right now but listen don't tell11972.165.039
anybody okay I'm going to steal some11974.685.12
cementing paste well I'll be waiting uh11977.1994.08
back where we oh right here should be11979.83.08
fine huh yeah yeah listen this is11981.2793.721
dangerous uh the Beavers don't like you11982.884.16
steal in their cementing Pace okay well11985.04.439
I'm not doing it it's on your hands11987.045.68
actually I think every Beaver is dead so11989.4396.361
this might be very easy Timmy be ready11992.725.519
buddy like if we get attacked by beavers11995.85.12
it's over um here we go I'm looking in11998.2395.601
them oh my goodness how much can I carry12000.924.479
how's it going oh there's mushrooms12003.844.12
Timmy loves mushrooms so does Phyllis12005.3995.441
yep so does phis all right we're moving12007.965.0
we got some in faces12010.844.04
the mushrooms are you getting more is12012.964.399
this the way to go there you go I can't12014.884.24
talk right now I'm being chased run run12017.3595.88
run run run go go go12019.124.119
go and12024.164.76
then looking12026.724.759
good oh Simon hit the button all right12028.923.68
hold12031.4792.76
on12032.65.28
Boom okay okay that's oh [ __ ] s that12034.2395.321
body's going to fall on you oh what12037.884.88
really oh God yeah now can I should I is12039.565.24
that going to stay it's going to close12042.763.8
isn't it it is going to close but Simon12044.83.12
I think I figured it out you got to go12046.563.4
in between the crucified guy and the12047.923.559
thieves and then you got to go behind12049.964.84
the guy yeah all right I'm walking I'm12051.4796.081
going to just walk it nice and easy see12054.84.72
what happens you look like you're still12057.565.839
crawling to me am I12059.527.799
yeah okay Jesus Christ I hate this place12063.3995.681
I feel like whoever designed this is a12067.3194.561
sadistic [ __ ] thick I know all right12069.084.72
all right okay what have we got here12071.884.399
well I know this bu [ __ ] is this12073.87.12
platforming it's platforming oh [ __ ]12076.2794.641
you oh man raining yeah it sucks uh you12084.647.799
know what I name my dinosaur let me see12088.86.92
oh wow you feel good about that one yeah12092.4396.361
did you read it yeah12095.723.08
T-Rex h12099.524.32
[Music]12105.294.75
kangaroo yeah it's kind of creepy look12108.2793.561
at those eyes oh the eyes are really12110.043.96
freaky I might black those out that'd be12111.844.399
fun yeah that's like a demon kangaroo12114.04.199
yeah I love it oh you it's all12116.2394.401
intimidation right um no I don't think12118.1993.841
it's about well it can be it can be if12120.643.16
you want it to be okay if that's the12122.045.6
world you live in yeah do you want to um12123.86.32
made our kangaroos wow that's forward12127.645.679
isn't it is it just saying that's really12130.126.159
expected okay um let me get Phyllis12133.3197.04
ready for this session ready yeah okay12136.2795.801
I've got one more move to make with12140.3594.321
Phyllis okay all right and Phyllis will12142.084.48
be ready to go if you know what I'm12144.684.92
saying well Timmy is ready CU he's the12146.567.28
uh minute man he science hop in uh hop12149.67.639
in phyllis's uh pouch okay good idea12153.846.28
yeah we talked about that yep all right12157.2395.521
it was the saddle yep12160.124.76
I'm in here yeah you12162.765.04
are do I just jump here yeah you jump12164.885.479
from there to there pretty easy okay12167.84.12
yeah but now this this is where I [ __ ]12170.3593.681
up last time cuz you got to run and then12171.923.8
jump okay I'm going to jump straight at12174.043.68
the wall this time okay all right yeah12175.723.24
that's what you got to do kind of anger12177.723.4
yourself so you so you land right there12178.963.239
I'm watching yeah I'm watching out12181.123.8
watching out yeah beautiful beautiful12182.1994.521
backing up backing up all right so that12184.925.279
is easy and then that's easy hey hey son12186.727.16
of a [ __ ] woohoo woo okay God oh12190.1996.08
there's a button [ __ ] these buttons12193.884.359
it'll probably kill us all right should12196.2793.721
we yeah of course we should yeah not12198.2393.96
here we go this is going to open What's12200.06.64
Next uh I'm just going in okay okay just12202.1997.881
look around look around look up uh these12206.645.799
stairs look funny I've never seen stairs12210.084.44
like this before should we not walk on12212.4396.281
them I don't know I'm going to jump oh12214.527.839
see a butt oh God back oh God back12218.726.88
oh God oh God bats oh my God so many12222.3598.761
bats oh my God bats oh bats reloading oh12225.612.16
God B oh God oh God B oh God I'm running12231.1210.04
oh godra run this way going to run that12237.767.76
way that way oh God B where are they all12241.167.039
coming from how do we get out of here12245.524.12
get off12248.1993.561
me did you figure out how to open that12249.644.719
door oh it opened oh it did all right12251.764.679
just rock man rck through it here we go12254.3594.321
here we go oh God I made it okay I [ __ ]12256.4393.721
you brought back I didn't mean to bring12258.685.36
the backs backs follow me Z oh God Jesus12260.166.64
Christ careful okay I got right is that12264.045.08
them all okay Jesus Christ all right12266.83.639
okay there was a message on the door12269.123.48
something about yielding to Temptation12270.4394.641
so let's just take a look around I don't12272.64.759
want to do this anymore neither do I I12275.085.48
don't want to go any further12277.3595.201
stupid12280.566.839
you ready for this uh hello hello um12282.567.12
we've got uh someone who would like to12287.3993.161
meet12289.688.08
someone oh yeah okay oh oh goodness12290.569.759
hello oh well here let me uh just come12297.764.8
on in if you don't mind oh wow this is12300.3194.88
really awkward yeah it is but we can12302.565.12
make it come on oh come on actually I12305.1993.841
should probably tell you something12307.684.28
what's that uh Timmy and I had a talk12309.045.72
yeah and he she's not ready to be a mom12311.964.239
dad12314.763.88
yeah so I wish I probably should have12316.1994.16
told you sooner yeah why would you let12318.643.52
it go this far I just I didn't know how12320.3593.521
soon you were coming over well look at12322.163.44
you wanted this to happen like the12323.884.399
second this was your idea yeah but then12325.65.04
I remember Timmy has a say in this and12328.2794.601
Timmy was like there's a lot of12330.645.04
responsibility there's food there's12332.885.68
Adventures so maybe we should leave12335.685.4
right we should leave because probably12338.563.44
cuz I12341.082.6
right now you know that their loins are12342.05.04
like pulsating well Timmy's not no12343.686.44
Timmy's made it clear no interest yeah12347.045.52
hard to get as a thing and kangaroos do12350.124.4
it too I don't think it's hard to get I12352.564.6
think it's not what Timmy wants okay12354.525.2
well hey uh thanks for wasting our time12357.165.64
and um giving Phyllis blue balls Phyllis12359.725.84
you're really pretty or handsome uh it's12362.85.16
just Timmy's not ready to be a mom dad12365.565.44
come on Phyllis sorry yeah didn't mean12367.966.88
to make this weird oh great well you did12371.07.279
I got the door open okay yeah uh I guess12374.845.04
go12378.2796.2
through oh God that was close oh man oh12379.886.359
is this some sort of maze now that we're12384.4793.92
in all right I just hit a door all right12386.2393.681
I'm starving to death and I'm cold all12388.3992.641
right I'm going through here are we12389.923.04
going this way whoa wait okay oh boy12391.045.12
this is a maze this yeah no kidding no12392.965.72
this part there's a lot of turns this12396.164.039
place is just full of booby traps and12398.683.36
[ __ ] wait a minute the floor is12400.1994.441
different all over here I'm going to hit12402.045.08
this button all right man we're going to12404.645.679
get lost in here dude Yep this is can I12407.125.0
imagine the maze is a square in your12410.3193.441
mind thick we're going to hit the top12412.123.8
left side why are you [ __ ] with me I12413.764.439
don't know what you mean by I'm amazing12415.924.2
my mind well yeah I mean when you're in12418.1993.12
in your place like this you kind of got12420.122.84
to build a square in your mind it's how12421.3194.601
I kind of keep track of things [ __ ] oh12422.966.08
scorpion scorpion more [ __ ] oh spiders12425.926.519
oh oh boy oh boy yeah yeah yeah okay oh12429.046.04
oh God oh God oh God yeah great four12432.4394.481
bats God I'm12435.084.0
running faster than the bats I got I got12436.925.64
12 bullets left thick th I got reloading12439.085.8
thick I got 12 bullets left [ __ ] good12442.564.56
take out that bat trying to oh they're12444.883.64
going to you oh why are they coming to12447.123.079
me oh God oh God where's the button12448.523.24
there's no button there's no button I'm12450.1993.601
trapped I'm trapped like a [ __ ] mule12451.764.719
okay kill the bat kill the bat hold get12453.85.399
him get get SC up dick I'm coming I'm12456.4795.401
coming I don't want to hit you reloading12459.1994.28
okay I got him I got him he's down all12461.883.479
right so that's a good sign right okay12463.4795.161
hold on hold on oops cuz I am out of12465.3595.161
shotgun shells yeah and I have Six12468.644.599
Bullets left in my uh rifle I hate this12470.524.4
place I hate it so much I don't know12473.2393.16
what we're going to be lost in here12474.923.08
forever we're going to die we're going12476.3993.161
to be lost in here for everything12478.03.77
[ __ ]12479.563.29
[Applause]12481.774.909
[Music]12482.853.829
die slowly I'm becoming the best T-Rex12486.927.8
getter in the ark universe and killer12491.4395.161
but I'm trying to correct that and I12494.724.679
will make up for my wrongs and they12496.66.44
we'll say thanks and I'll be yay and we12499.3997.361
will laugh and dance and argue what are12503.044.68
you12506.763.24
doing oh12507.727.759
hey but my where'd you go where'd it go12510.07.92
[ __ ] I12515.4792.441
suck12520.1993.0
[Music]12523.8810.519
all right soes you got bullets chick and12532.164.76
armor chick all right uh yeah good luck12534.3993.92
getting in here we're we're still stuck12536.923.0
in this stupid maze this maze is12538.3194.0
[ __ ] what's your ammo like right now12539.925.6
uh three Tran arrows I think 20 regular12542.3196.361
arrows and 16 bullets okay yeah I only12545.524.679
have five bullets left so yeah we need12548.683.32
bullets bring those bullets I got12550.1994.04
bullets remember I said check yeah I12552.04.04
know you said check well bring you check12554.2393.601
your ass then bring It come on check12556.043.239
yourself sorry I was going to get12557.843.0
involved in that conversation but all12559.2792.761
right so yeah Simon are you you're going12560.842.479
to help him get in here right I'm going12562.043.319
to try I know more than him for the12563.3195.08
first time ever right now exactly um so12565.3594.84
uh good luck we'll see you when you get12568.3993.521
here baby don't you want to ask me what12570.1993.921
else I got uh what else you got I12571.925.0
brought some uh healing brew from my12574.124.44
garden actually it might be beneficial12576.924.279
thank you check yeah less other bats I12578.564.56
brought lesser antidote yeah we've run12581.1993.361
into a few bats actually we're standing12583.123.4
at a wall I think I can see the uh what12584.564.28
looks like the spike or the leg of a12586.524.6
spider Che we got bats and spiders in12588.844.639
here okay and spiders I brought Bolas12591.123.72
that's a check12593.4794.201
Bas checks like double like more than12594.844.519
one check hey it might be useful yeah12597.682.88
just just bring it all we'll see you12599.3593.0
when you get here I don't think he wants12600.564.28
to talk to you anymore nees all right12602.3594.721
thick yeah uh I'm going to open this12604.844.16
door I don't think we've been this way12607.083.84
because you know obviously the the the12609.04.52
the the spider yeah all right so see12610.924.72
what this button does ready all right do12613.525.2
it all right get ready oh yeah spider oh12615.645.639
beautiful just one yep all right yeah12618.725.08
get through here quick oh anything else12621.2794.281
don't let that thing fall on you nope12623.82.639
nope12625.564.759
nope I hear noises I hear noises too God12626.4395.76
scares me every time all right don't12630.3195.401
have eyes on oh what's this oh oh whoa W12632.1996.361
oh we should we should we wait for neees12635.724.44
before we progress any further I don't12638.563.12
know I do have a grappling hook though12640.163.84
actually let me see well can always come12641.684.36
back up okay yeah all right all right12644.04.279
yeah just you okay anything down there I12646.044.04
have Six Bullets left thought I had five12648.2793.321
I have five left I have one in the12650.085.359
chamber all right well oh what artifact12651.66.48
are you serious yeah we found an12655.4395.401
artifact oh my god oh wow okay now hold12658.087.159
on hold on boob look at that oh yeah is12660.846.32
that is that what that is it doesn't oh12665.2393.04
God if you fall down there though12667.162.56
there's no way up doesn't look like12668.2793.2
there's a way up oh God12669.724.559
okay oh God I hate platforming I hate12671.4794.76
platforming okay yeah I made it I made12674.2793.881
it all right is there anything down here12676.2394.561
artifact we found an artifact clever of12678.164.64
the C of the cleaver clever clever12680.84.96
Cleaver were we ever positive on that oh12682.84.88
boy now what's this uh there's a sign12685.764.76
that says to sacrifice little is to gain12687.686.519
little follow me you see this guy here12690.527.759
Spike's coming up uhhuh up12694.1997.401
down up so just do your time it there12698.2794.881
you go I'm through all right now be12701.63.28
careful you're really close there also12703.163.84
be careful yeah also be careful all12704.886.319
right so if I remember correctly you see12707.05.399
this thing in front of me right here12711.1993.401
with the T the button yeah you got to12712.3994.08
actually jump on top of that button then12714.64.56
jump on the wall okay do that first jump12716.4794.441
on the button and on the wall jump on12719.164.64
the button first okay okay it's not easy12720.925.16
we'll do it no I'm asking you to do it12723.84.08
well I need to be where you are right12726.083.08
yeah well you know chances are I'm not12727.883.76
going to be able to do this at all so um12729.164.64
what I did was what what I think you're12731.644.36
supposed to do is yeah like up there and12733.84.84
over it's kind of a cluster [ __ ] here12736.05.12
like that oh you're on it okay so you do12738.644.799
that and then you get up here wow all12741.124.88
right then you go over here therey I did12743.4394.96
it okay all right so come over here now12746.03.72
hug the wall over here don't need to12748.3993.92
call her just hug the wall over here12749.723.88
when we get to that point we'll see what12752.3193.681
happens all right now over here you got12753.63.759
to hug the wall as well but you got to12756.03.199
jump so what I do is and then usually it12757.3593.241
doesn't work is I come up here and then12759.1994.12
I'll jump and I'm over here uhhuh see12760.64.32
that yep and I'll go over here a little12763.3193.281
bit more and I'll jump and I'm over here12764.923.04
you just keep going you don't have to do12766.64.12
every jump just keep going no there you12767.965.519
go so go ahead and do it cuz I'm [ __ ]12770.725.4
and now I remember why I hate this what12773.4794.441
do you think Vic I think I kind of heard12776.123.84
something about this thing one of these12777.924.6
you got to I think kill a person the12779.964.76
other one you got to kill an animal okay12782.525.04
all right should we move forward uh12784.725.0
let's check it out okay can't hurt it12787.563.919
can't hurt the it can't hurt the right12789.726.12
well depends on yeah oh okay okay okay12791.4796.92
anything anything all right oh God yeah12795.844.0
don't let it close on your head I'm12798.3993.88
walking in I'm walking in oh I hear the12799.843.76
timing I hear the timer thing it's going12802.2794.241
to shut I bet any second do it do it12803.64.799
shut just shot just be real loud go on12806.526.0
go ahead go ahead do the12808.3998.441
thing there you go oh boy what the hell12812.526.879
hold on so all right is this a sacrifice12816.844.28
thing yeah is that what's going going on12819.3993.8
you either have to sacrifice a uh an12821.124.56
animal or a person uh-huh I wonder if12823.1994.2
before they get too far maybe they12825.684.08
should go uh tame something oh no they12827.3994.401
don't have time to do that [ __ ] well12829.763.8
that's the thing look there's two paths12831.83.559
so I guarante like one probably opens if12833.563.4
you sacrifice an animal one probably12835.3593.92
opens if you sacrifice a person so what12836.963.479
the shitty thing is is we're going to12839.2792.281
have to come back to this cave12840.4392.561
eventually and do the other paths12841.562.679
because you also remember that room12843.03.199
where the fire breathing [ __ ] was yeah12844.2393.641
there there's a separate path there too12846.1993.961
now careful this oh that's the sacrifice12847.884.96
this is the sacrificial hole huh it's12850.164.84
not very deep ifbs and Simon can make it12852.843.8
here we'll just sacrifice Simon that12855.02.96
seems like the smartest thing to do12856.643.12
right yeah somebody put a lot of work12857.963.96
into this and I don't like them yeah no12859.765.04
I I appreciate the work but uh yeah I12861.924.8
kind of want to [ __ ] him in the12864.84.28
mouth all right so hit the button and12866.724.479
then get your ass down here hit the12869.083.72
button and go where you are and then12871.1993.16
you're going to I'm yeah and then we're12872.82.84
going to jump down but it's got to be12874.3592.401
quick cuz this is going to open and12875.642.32
close we got to jump wa where where are12876.763.679
you jumping down all right where are you12877.964.72
again I'm up here in the Box I know but12880.4394.321
I forget like you're up there right you12882.684.679
told me how to get here PE over huh yeah12884.763.96
you see me you see where the light12887.3593.161
source is I'm the only guy with a torch12888.722.639
in12890.524.16
here hit the [ __ ] button go ahead hit12891.3595.361
the [ __ ] button and come down here12894.684.12
the [ __ ] come down here all right12896.723.519
this is driving me crazy you told me12898.83.679
this button's on a timer hit the button12900.2394.801
and come down here right away you ready12902.4794.8
sure you get me killed I swear if I get12905.044.159
you killed you'll die IIT it that's what12907.2794.561
will happen okay all right see this oh12909.1995.401
follow me okay how far is that just12911.845.559
follow me is there water down12914.66.04
here okay can't see Oh Land neither can12917.3995.96
I there we go follow me can you see me12920.645.52
yeah I think this is the right way yeah12923.3594.92
danger is there danger here uh12926.164.68
eventually I don't remember exactly12928.2793.92
there you go there's a torch I should12930.844.0
have brought one of those follow me12932.1995.0
there's no like darts or I don't know12934.843.479
man what do you mean you don't know12937.1993.0
should I calls what you want me to12938.3194.361
explain to know like how I don't know12940.1995.24
abro come in yo what's up door just12942.685.44
opened up over there yeah come here abro12945.4394.361
yeah I'm following someon blindly12948.123.239
through some hallways not following12949.83.04
blindly and I'm like are there traps12951.3593.321
he's like I don't know just follow me12952.844.24
follow me a big door just open where12954.683.759
where are you at what do you see we're12957.083.199
we fell in a hole there's a big door and12958.4393.441
a bunch of statues in it and I know12960.2794.96
where to go from slammed I know I was12961.884.68
about to tell you12965.2393.441
that okay so yeah you're you're at the12966.564.719
door is it there is bunch of statues12968.684.92
there he just ran in he just ran know12971.2793.761
what to do you got to button you got to12973.62.879
hit a button that's on the left side12975.043.68
wall and then I think the right side12976.4793.361
door opens and then you got to get12978.723.0
through that right side door but you12979.843.399
also got to cow you got to crawl around12981.722.639
there otherwise you're going to burn to12983.2392.721
death it's really stupid I don't know12984.3595.401
supposed to bew go right now don't go12985.965.519
door slammed again that's why I said12989.763.8
don't go he said you're supposed to be12991.4794.481
crawling and you're standing well12993.564.28
[ __ ] he wrong yeah I'm not really12995.963.84
sure how we got through it to be honest12997.844.16
I crouched most the time just to be safe12999.85.8
oh boy door's not opening it'll open you13002.04.76
got you got to move around you got to13005.63.36
move around to trigger it okay I like13006.766.29
the sing about the mo and J and I like13008.966.04
[Applause]13013.054.59
sing not opening just just go back and13015.04.8
forth back and forth oh there it goes13017.643.52
there you go all right so yeah now you13019.82.76
want to you want to crouch this is13021.162.44
really stupid and you're probably going13022.563.56
to die uh well I didn't got you're right13023.63.759
you're right where the door's going to13026.122.6
be you're right where the thing's going13027.3595.04
to come down come to me13028.726.719
Simon just caught on fire C on fire and13032.3996.321
you put my life In His Hands Hey listen13035.4394.441
yeah you're probably going to catch on13038.724.4
fire in that room it's he's13039.883.24
dead oh God oh God oh God oh God okay13043.1996.761
[ __ ] you do not [ __ ] with our13046.887.76
things oh boy all right okay I'm going13049.967.04
to have to kill you I'm going to have to13054.646.48
kill you if I can you don't want them13057.08.319
you want me [ __ ] get out of here please13061.125.359
please13065.3193.241
leave please13066.4795.8
leave uh-oh oh [ __ ] I hit sorry bud very13068.566.96
big [ __ ] don't don't you do13072.2797.0
it yeah all right wait which one was13075.529.12
that oh yeah good job guys13079.2795.361
teamwork all right so you see the button13085.044.52
is it like soon as you come through it's13087.684.04
in like the far l Corner no it's it's on13089.563.639
the back like as soon as you go through13091.723.0
the doors you should look left and13093.1993.721
there's like a a wall it's like on the13094.724.44
back side of that wall or oh oh yeah13096.924.88
hold on it's like a CP okay you see it I13099.164.68
see it all right that should open the13101.84.24
right side door in that room the right13103.844.399
door yes okay and then you got to you13106.044.439
got to hit the button and then Crouch13108.2394.881
and is just like beIN it to it Crouch13110.4794.041
walk through and then straight from the13113.123.119
button the it's hard to [ __ ] describe13114.522.679
yeah straight from the button to the13116.2393.04
door walking between all those statues13117.1994.561
all right well I brought healing potion13119.2794.841
so I might catch on fire is that the13121.764.16
deal yeah you may want to drink one of13124.123.92
those well you drink it when you're hurt13125.924.0
okay well if you catch on fire drink it13128.043.239
hit the button and get through it all13129.922.519
right you ready sick of talking about it13131.2793.561
do it you ready yeah I'm ready y just13132.4394.241
crouch crouch go fast because that13134.843.439
thing's going to slam shut go as fast as13136.683.96
you can man it's going to slam shut yep13138.2796.411
okay uh oh should have got Diamond13140.645.88
[Music]13144.695.629
weapon oh Simon yeah what's going on13146.525.919
[ __ ] a uh I don't know man that13150.3194.441
whatever the the the place that we were13152.4394.521
just at Cave that has [ __ ] a bunch of13154.764.92
artifacts I'm done right I am done what13156.964.56
are you doing oh13159.685.28
boyo no I almost had a T-Rex another one13161.525.64
oh I think it was close and then it was13164.963.92
attacking things on Bronto Beach and uh13167.164.279
I had to kill it oh okay um so now I'm13168.884.76
just trying to make more Tran darts cuz13171.4394.681
I'm I'm I'm I need to do this you need13173.646.08
to do what you need to tame uh T-Rexes13176.125.72
uh yes all right I would help you but I13179.723.92
nothing remember when we when we [ __ ]13181.843.84
up I do well I remember when you [ __ ]13183.644.759
up and I got tagged into that you know13185.685.44
but uh I don't have anything I'd help13188.3994.681
you but I honestly I don't have anything13191.123.279
no I can see that you're completely13193.083.48
naked um yeah I'm kind of used more13194.3995.361
useless than usual oh wow y all right so13196.564.759
are you going back no I think I'm going13199.763.0
to take the rest of the day13201.3195.08
off hey did you see my human why yes I13202.766.76
did did you see my doo oh I did that's a13206.3996.201
nice dodo but did you see my human well13209.526.4
I sure did see your human but again I'd13212.66.08
like to point you to my doo that is a13215.925.96
nice dodo again but I got a good human13218.686.12
oo now I like human my dodo's better13221.886.28
nuh-uh my human's better now my Do's13224.86.559
better fight fight [ __ ] fight abro yeah13228.164.76
think you're getting cin fever buddy13231.3593.441
maybe I'm just trying to I'm just trying13232.924.519
to occupy my brain with something these13234.84.599
bald [ __ ] with the big old fun bags13237.4394.321
holding the dude no no I hey hey watch13239.3995.601
this watch this now you see13241.766.08
me now you don't13245.05.8
oo you just went inside the fun bags I13247.847.559
did I want to go inside the fun bags13250.87.16
motorboat here I'll do13255.3994.521
these I'm a motorboat over here you13257.964.45
motorboat that one ready all right 1 2 313259.925.58
[Music]13262.413.09
motorboat oh what is that Loot Crate13265.646.839
nothing dangerous in here all right heal13269.66.839
up abro come in yeah what's up cute boy13272.4796.481
almost died man yeah did the bats get13276.4394.321
you yeah they're everywhere oh yeah no13278.964.16
they yeah they they nip my ass too I13280.764.639
brought medical Brew yeah good drink it13283.124.319
already did okay so it looks like I'm13285.3995.361
looking at a Loot Crate oh wait so yeah13287.4394.401
that's the room if I'm not mistaken13290.762.28
that's the room with a Loot Crate in it13291.842.559
and there's something about resisting on13293.042.72
the wall so we didn't touch the Loot13294.3993.76
Crate so I just to be safe don't touch13295.763.84
the Loot Crate that goes against13298.1594.32
everything stand for after fine touch it13299.65.12
so don't touch it no we didn't touch it13302.4793.481
but feel free if you want to be a13304.722.92
[ __ ] about it well what's going to13305.963.16
happen to me I don't know we didn't13307.643.87
touch it all right I won't touch13309.125.549
[Music]13311.513.159
it13316.525.0
Simon yeah what are you doing man I'm13318.125.96
just uh where are you I'm well hold on13321.524.839
I'll okay no I see you I'm just I'll go13324.085.079
to this I'm meditating no I mean do you13326.3595.761
want to meditate with me or no um okay13329.1594.2
well if you don't mind I'm having a13332.123.44
quiet time this is a it's our it's like13333.3594.08
our community room though yeah I know13335.563.56
but nobody was here I mean do you want13337.4393.161
me to go to my house I could do that but13339.123.88
I liked it in here I was nice and quiet13340.66.599
for a quiet time you know yeah um you13343.06.479
okay yeah I'm just trying to trying to13347.1995.24
meditate just trying to relax okay you13349.4795.641
know right does this13352.4394.201
help13355.125.279
no kiss your head M little kiss on your13356.645.519
head13360.3995.04
huh I appreciate the kisses I do your13362.1595.24
hair smells good I know it does new13365.4394.681
shampoo no new conditioner actually oh13367.3995.8
that's yeah yep and I leave it in yeah13370.124.88
but I'd rather discuss this at another13373.1993.921
time if you don't13375.06.6
mind you don't understand personal13377.124.48
space13382.643.799
okayo all13384.687.32
right woo what is this what do we have13386.43911.601
here artifact holy moly13392.06.04
yep thank you okay don't go down the13398.1597.16
hole probably probably go this13401.883.439
way13406.967.399
oh there he is put together ah bring13408.967.359
gifts oh yeah yeah okay come on I need13414.3594.08
it I need it bullets food okay do you13416.3193.88
need clothes uh yeah hey go I'm not I'm13418.4393.441
not going to turn it down13420.1994.641
helmet chest awesome awesome awesome13421.884.88
awesome shotgun shells o where are those13424.845.08
at more shotgun shells rifle ammo simple13426.765.599
rifle simple rifle are y'all grabbing13429.925.559
all this I am grabbing it all Bas okay13432.3595.12
Bas13435.4794.96
um okay good to see you hey yeah this is13437.4794.081
where it gets13440.4394.201
weird yeah one of us has to die now oh13441.565.56
really I think over here yeah the thing13444.644.2
about sacrifice I think you either have13447.124.96
to sacrifice animal or a human so yeah13448.845.68
one of us has to make a sacrifice to uh13452.084.239
to the gods or whatever the [ __ ] they13454.523.56
want I'll do it cuz I left all my good13456.3194.201
stuff at home yeah so are you sure you13458.084.199
just got here well I didn't really want13460.524.12
to do this okay I mean I wasn't ready to13462.2794.08
do this I want to do this eventually let13464.642.96
me look at it what kind of death we13466.3592.96
talking about here yeah it doesn't seem13467.63.0
like it's very deep yeah I'm going to13469.3192.88
I'm going to survive that drop not even13470.63.799
a real drop unless it like turns into13472.1993.96
fire oh there's traps down there I don't13474.3993.8
know I tell you what uh let's try this13476.1592.961
I'm going to get I'm going to drop13478.1993.401
everything I got okay okay there's an13479.125.159
artifact all right bam got the artifact13481.64.0
okay there's a drop all button here13484.2793.681
somewhere is this it yeah I'll take that13485.64.12
just in all right fine yeah all right I13487.965.239
got it all I I got all I want all right13489.725.519
I expect some sort of13493.1994.681
statue what do you mean I mean I'm13495.2395.0
making the sacrifice here well I'm not13497.884.8
going to build a statue for you story13500.2395.721
poems statues the whole nine just get in13502.685.2
there all13505.963.73
right oh go13507.884.2
[Music]13509.695.709
ah oh thck door's opening oh God door's13512.085.48
opening we heard new you you did good13515.3995.521
knes okay come down here don't go fast13517.566.0
oh god oh thick run walls are closing in13520.924.0
I'm13523.564.0
running button button button button hit13524.924.04
the button why can't I hit the button13527.563.52
the13528.962.12
button whoa the [ __ ] are we at look at13532.045.92
this are we in Narnia this looks like13535.645.32
Narnia oh [ __ ] God scares me every13537.964.359
[ __ ] time every [ __ ] time it13540.964.359
scares me oh what is that a force field13542.3195.04
oh [ __ ] I know what we have to do here13545.3195.561
what it's a boss fight B okay Death Worm13547.3596.361
uh I don't think so I think it's a ghost13550.884.559
what the [ __ ] you talking about a ghost13553.724.4
it's like a a dire bear and a Dire Wolf13555.4395.161
ghost H you cheated you looked it up oh13558.125.84
we had to hey can I get up on here n13560.65.559
[ __ ] okay hold on see there's another13563.964.92
there's another Force fi thing over here13566.1595.0
how you doing thick hey look what's up13568.884.88
oh [ __ ] I see him see one see him what I13571.1595.28
see the the GS I'm shooting them oh13573.765.719
that's there's one right below me yeah13576.4395.121
hey we did it can't get me oh [ __ ] where13579.4794.641
you at TH fighting ah I got I killed it13581.563.879
hey get hey get up here I'm in a good13584.123.279
spot oh yeah get up on the other side13585.4393.521
see where I'm at oh I was on the other13587.3993.96
side it knocked me off oh yeah get up oh13588.963.92
reloading he I'm going to shoot you13591.3592.8
right here once you get up on the other13592.884.559
side okay here I I I got your back oh13594.1595.0
boy oh God yeah there's a bear that just13597.4392.72
spawned13599.1594.881
wait no never mind can't get me pick 4413600.1594.961
hey what's up13604.043.8
Bubba reloading you can nip at me but13605.124.239
you ain't going to get me [ __ ] I'm13607.843.8
going to send you into another Heaven13609.3594.0
hey I guess when we go back we get to13611.645.2
say we killed a ghost bar yep what they13613.3595.561
do13616.844.439
Lev fight me I'm going to make a ghost13618.924.399
Pelt out of your ass that'd be cool that13621.2794.521
would be cool you could see my donger I13623.3195.88
ain't afraid of no dick we know there it13625.84.359
is13629.1992.841
ah I got it whoa it says oh the spirits13630.1594.521
have come the spirits have oh thick look13632.043.72
yep I see13634.684.519
it going in artifacts I'm getting the13635.765.519
one on the left got the one on the13639.1995.601
right there's another fantastic oh I can13641.2796.601
get the one wow hey looks like there's a13644.86.24
way out where I lost you or up up come13647.887.12
on aha I found it thick yeah and uh oh13651.047.48
boy oh after you sir H all right I'm13655.08.04
doing it oh God what else here I go oh13658.526.24
there's a moose down13663.045.319
here I killed it I saw that good job he13664.764.96
was a threat well you don't want to I13668.3592.761
mean he would have died here all by13669.723.04
himself wouldn't he yeah just made it13671.126.84
quick oh oh God get down a crawl oh boy13672.767.76
oh God is this going to slam on us slam13677.967.76
on us no no no oh God can I crouch I can13680.529.08
I crouch I'm out oh God oh God oh God13685.727.96
come on get out get out get out oh Jesus13689.66.44
oh boy oh is my leg broken what happened13693.684.04
why am I uh why am I all slow where am I13696.044.119
crou oh Crouch Jesus I'm sorry I'm sorry13697.724.4
I'm a short guy is that daylight oh13700.1594.441
please be daylight please be daylight13702.127.6
please be daylight okay hey13704.68.4
it there's a bunch of uh yeah all13709.726.24
right we did it than we did it yeah13713.05.04
we're Champions all right he's he's up13715.963.16
there he's up there where's your [ __ ]13718.043.04
dragon see here too yeah I see the13719.125.96
dragon yeah time to go13721.089.079
Britney thi hey you sexy bastard just13725.087.68
land you [ __ ] all right I'm good let's13730.1596.08
get the hell out of here hell yeah woo13732.764.61
land13736.2393.751
[Applause]13737.3710.949
[Music]13739.999.38
land13748.3193.761
[Music]13749.375.109
hey Simon hey how you doing I'm doing13752.084.199
good it looks like that sign over there13754.4794.161
has it looks like it's said wrong which13756.2794.641
sign the sign that says lest we forget13758.644.719
the time neeb sacrificed himself for13760.925.359
this artifa or for the artifact I don't13763.3594.721
see it well it should shouldn't it say13766.2793.96
lest we not forget that's how it should13768.084.56
lest we forget because that's saying13770.2393.841
much I'm not sure on the the the using13772.643.599
of list well I don't know but I think13774.085.48
I've heard Le never never forget never13776.2395.04
forget never forget the time Nee said13779.563.48
like you don't need list we he was doing13781.2793.361
like Old English [ __ ] he's trying to do13783.043.64
Old English fancy [ __ ] and I think he13784.644.32
[ __ ] it up with saying Les weed that's13786.685.519
hilarious I think it's13788.963.239
hilarious oh Timmy you are a nut what do13793.765.76
you do now ah he just told me a joke13797.3194.681
what's a kangaroo's favorite ice cream13799.524.44
oh give me give me a half hour on this13802.04.439
oh hold on hold on a second uh uh13803.965.8
vanilla Rocky rude uh oh13806.4395.441
n that's that's not bad chocolate tell13809.764.399
them Timmy hop uhhuh you're on to it13811.884.72
Hopscotch no that doesn't make any sense13814.1595.881
um tell them Timmy what is it hopsicle13816.66.679
hopsicle that's not an ice cream flavor13820.047.399
of an ice cream Timmy Frozen sugar water13823.2796.521
no it's like what Frozen treat is his13827.4395.72
favorite and then you could say13829.86.399
say did I yeah hopsicle is not a flavor13833.1595.16
of ice cream you [ __ ] all right what are13836.1994.04
we doing today all right what do we need13838.3193.441
next all right we got artifacts out of13840.2393.361
that one cave but there's more artifacts13841.763.08
in there but I ain't going back to that13843.62.92
one cave right now yeah I don't want to13844.843.8
be in there any y y'all didn't forget13846.524.28
that I did the sacrifice right yeah you13848.644.28
said you said last we you said we've13850.83.639
already covered you told us to forget it13852.923.479
on this sign so we forgot it cuz it's13854.4393.521
saying less we forget yeah I've already13856.3993.721
forgotten it well there was a point in13857.964.12
the cave where someone had to sacrifice13860.123.76
themselves great what forgot it already13862.083.48
that was the guy so uh all right let's13863.883.0
do a different cave then now let's do13865.563.719
the ice cave ice cave ice cave next yep13866.885.12
I heard there was a a hole an opening to13869.2795.2
The Cave that you can fly a bird into so13872.04.84
I wouldn't mind going to check that out13874.4793.441
all right and I want to do something13876.842.599
easy because that that cave took it out13877.923.239
of me uh we still need more otters right13879.4392.88
and the uh the other ones don't want to13881.1593.441
bang on it I'm on the Otters I'm going13882.3193.761
to go with you D it's you and me otter13884.64.639
party good yeah I don't have to fly [ __ ]13886.086.68
all right going otter hunting lat13889.2395.761
back what' you think of the joke really13892.765.16
Simon I hated it I hated it worse than I13895.04.64
think any joke I've ever heard in my13897.924.12
life what if I told it a second time13899.644.639
well let's let's try it but there are13902.044.72
very key things what's your what's a13904.2796.96
kangaroo's favorite Frozen treat oh um a13906.766.0
hopsicle13911.2395.12
yeah hey guys yeah what did the sheet13912.767.16
say when it fell off the bed um oh [ __ ]13916.3595.601
oh sheet God you made me turn around for13919.925.439
that Dalias all right carry on [ __ ] you13921.966.12
my joke sounds better now doesn't13925.3595.721
it13928.083.0
so right in this area yeah okay safe13931.1994.801
area I don't know okay to park champ13934.043.359
somewhere the the biggest thing we ever13936.04.199
dealt with was bugs bugs Park champ all13937.3995.281
right let's see what's going on here y13940.1994.441
all right champ you doing all right you13942.683.639
going hang out with this guy we're going13944.644.0
to find an otter for real this time but13946.3193.84
I don't know he's he's confident about13948.643.719
it but we'll see seen any otter or alas13950.1593.561
not yet there's a couple different13952.3593.281
little pockets of water though I got the13953.723.679
I got the fish I'm ready to go yeah I13955.643.92
like this pool yeah it's a a nice little13957.3994.401
pool I can see why OTS would like this13959.564.32
pool yeah all right guess I'll get in13961.84.08
and look for the little bastards as well13963.884.08
yeah little [ __ ]13965.884.2
faces kind of Mary in here though kind13967.965.199
of it's grassy I think they feel safer13970.085.199
yeah it's a very grassy13973.1594.801
pool damn it Simon quit dropping [ __ ]13975.2794.2
why you dropping [ __ ] it's our turn to13977.963.92
shine this is our scene Simon stay out13979.4794.521
of13981.882.12
it Su yep I'm freezing getting cold is13986.2395.441
it oh yeah no I'm I'm I'm hurting hold13989.724.12
on let me stop oh well I'm I'm now I'm13991.683.719
better cuz I'm wearing old fur I should13993.843.359
be fine oh you're wearing your fur but13995.3994.721
it's still uh looking like it's going13997.1996.24
down hold on my little cross is flashing14000.124.96
I shouldn't be freezing I'm wearing all14003.4394.201
fur and I'm still dying might be too14005.085.319
cold too cold I got fur well we're14007.644.599
really high up holy [ __ ] let's get the14010.3994.241
[ __ ] out of here I'm going to die okay14012.2394.08
let's uh let's try to keep it together14014.643.44
okay I know but I mean I panin's not14016.3193.361
going to help anything okay so I'm going14018.082.64
to14019.683.679
breathe relax we're not going to stay14020.724.92
here forever we're on the Move we can14023.3593.96
see the14025.645.36
ocean is that pretty you see that how's14027.3196.441
your health oh mine's down too holy crap14031.05.6
we're going to die hold on hold on14033.765.2
breathe Brea turn this because guess14036.64.52
what I'm going to die too why did you14038.964.399
stop you [ __ ] stand by the fire I'm14041.124.48
going to [ __ ] die okay keep flying14043.3594.521
Jesus Christ I'm going to die hold on I14045.63.799
can't fly this you're flying I'm trying14047.883.559
to hold on I'm going out in front of the14049.3994.681
fire I'm in front of the fire can I move14051.4394.92
[ __ ] I got to keep moving leg is14054.084.399
broken and I'm about to die and I'm in14056.3595.761
front of a fire wearing fur14058.4797.201
what uh-oh am I going to die now sorry14062.126.079
salmon it's too cold one of us should14065.685.32
live spawn on the bed okay am I getting14068.1995.921
warmer I think I'm getting warmer my14071.06.359
legs Lees yeah Lees up on the mountain14074.125.199
oh holy moly that was what happens when14077.3594.12
you spawn on a moving bird apparently14079.3195.0
hold on [ __ ] where's my body it's way up14081.4794.72
there in the cold all right I need to14084.3194.16
get it sorry you told me not to panic14086.1994.04
you panicked and stopped that's the14088.4793.201
worst thing you could have done it14090.2393.361
didn't help did it no it's the worst you14091.684.32
could have done can you get on here uh I14093.66.08
can you got to get off hold on Boom look14096.05.64
at that look at that gameing right there14099.683.16
all right all right I'm going to be14101.643.559
under the front of the fire bring me oh14102.844.28
[ __ ] him you can't stand on the fire I14105.1993.761
wasn't I was standing up to Why does it14107.124.88
let me stand on it because it's a fire I14108.964.84
know but I swear I don't think every14112.04.279
other time I go to fire I'm not getting14113.85.679
burned uh-huh until now listen I'm14116.2796.721
almost dead so uh I'm tempted to let you14119.4795.161
fly up there by yourself and get your14123.04.84
stuff I think that's a bad idea well I14124.644.96
can't go back up there all right so you14127.846.68
know what I'll do it I can do it14129.68.879
[ __ ] oh wa I finally found one of these14134.527.08
little [ __ ] Hunter yeah I see him I14138.4794.88
don't got him let's see I need a fish14141.63.32
right oh there's another one yeah you14143.3594.521
should be what two of them two of them14144.926.64
CH okay we found two OTS oh hey boo boo14147.884.92
where' you14151.566.12
go hey I got one and I got one hell14152.89.0
yeah okay um temporary name uh I yeah I14157.685.639
didn't name mine anything for now where14161.83.359
is he where all right come on up here14163.3193.601
where are you cute little bastard there14165.1593.681
you are which one's yours oh this14166.924.12
another one what or is that one yours14168.844.479
come here cute little boo boo I got a14171.044.159
male he hey I got another one what do14173.3193.88
you have is a female uh let's see this14175.1994.441
one is a male I got one around my neck14177.1994.881
we really needed a female unless we get14179.644.36
three [ __ ] well that well that's five14182.084.079
that's the uh the total amount we needed14184.04.56
oh there we go oh oh champ hold on14186.1594.641
Champ's getting nipped on hey you14188.565.52
nipping on my hey get [ __ ] off we14190.86.32
nipping on my boy champ micro Raptor are14194.084.76
you okay champ I know I made you you14197.124.079
passive you all right yeah he's all14198.844.399
right you've got two with you uh I got14201.1994.361
one on my neck and one following me [ __ ]14203.2394.401
yeah we just did our job can I pick one14205.564.32
up with champ where's he at it's hard to14207.645.36
see there he is there he is and got it14209.886.439
hey we got him yeah hey call it a day14213.06.08
after this yeah we got14216.3195.601
ERS summon all you got to do is fly to14219.085.279
the top of that mountain right up there14221.924.0
get your stuff get back on the bird and14224.3592.92
come to where I am that's fine I can do14225.922.88
that now pay attention to your14227.2792.92
surroundings I will I'm going to pay14228.83.28
attention I know you you'll get lost14230.1994.04
from here to there I know I can I have14232.084.199
in the past but never not today but I14234.2393.321
can't when I'm going up here it's not14236.2793.16
giving me the option to to to ride it14237.563.799
you see that green Obelisk it's not14239.4393.641
giving the me the option to ride it you14241.3593.281
got to get closer to the neck I'm right14243.083.199
up to the [ __ ] neck you can get on14244.644.2
this can't get much closer now oh cuz I14246.2795.521
got to face this way bam all right look14248.845.0
at me watch this [ __ ] pay attention to14251.83.72
your surroundings I'm right here paying14253.843.88
attention to my surroundings I'm injured14255.523.6
you're going to come back right I'm14257.725.439
assum maybe yes of course I'll be back14259.127.199
there it is look at that easy peasy this14263.1596.24
is and there's no threats yep come on be14266.3194.92
nice to have a hopsicle up there huh14269.3995.84
it's a shitty joke I take off grab my14271.2395.24
stuff look at this look at this it's14275.2394.321
like nothing access inventory sure14276.4796.84
switch it why the [ __ ] not drag the14279.568.28
body okay drag my own body see if I can14283.3196.201
drag my own body body and then ride this14287.843.84
son of a [ __ ] ride with the body still14289.525.56
got my body nope okay all right so this14291.686.24
is where it was I remember correctly14295.084.6
this is going to be seamless he's going14297.925.08
to be so oh God I'm almost dead again14299.685.599
[ __ ] okay but I'm going to make14303.04.52
it I'm going to make it this time I see14305.2794.801
you you see me just start start going14307.525.28
down I'm going down and I'm not dying14310.085.119
anymore look at that you should be like14312.83.76
right here right to your right go to14315.1993.921
your right to my right oh I see you yeah14316.564.759
look at you you don't see me NOP I see14319.126.92
you right yep there there I am slam who14321.3197.801
I'd like to pick up a neees neebs I'm14326.045.76
impressed man you should be you have got14329.125.119
skills baby you know what's so sad is14331.85.08
that actually was impressive for me yeah14334.2395.08
I know I'm so bad I'm not even joking I14336.885.399
know I am so14339.3195.84
bad so which one should we make well I14342.2795.92
would say the uh well I that's kind of a14345.1597.0
no isn't it we need the the the sheriff14348.1996.841
sheriff and um so I'll go to behavior14352.1595.481
right the sheriff and either welcome14355.044.76
back or or Corporal yeah we'll get14357.643.719
welcome back we'll get him some action14359.84.32
there you go all right so let me is it14361.3595.481
Behavior Behavior enable wandering all14364.125.68
right you wander and hey now you wander14366.844.76
you heard the horror story no I don't14369.83.76
know what the story is okay no so listen14371.64.2
here's what happened last time um things14373.564.04
were hot and heavy Simon and I were14375.83.96
getting turned on as as well the hell14377.65.52
what just keep going okay uh the prince14379.765.24
and princess they had their way it was14383.123.92
right over here okay but then the baby14385.04.159
came out right here and it was a Dora14387.045.439
[ __ ] Bowl uh-huh and then mama ate it14389.1596.08
like why yeah know why seriously why14392.4794.121
know well maybe because we didn't change14395.2393.401
the behavior of mom back to something14396.63.799
that wasn't I don't [ __ ] know so how14398.643.28
do we know when Mom's okay I mean do14400.3992.481
they have the heart yeah they got the14401.922.64
hearts right oh yeah they're mating14402.883.64
they're like 85% mating they don't look14404.563.799
like they're mating [ __ ] are you getting14406.524.639
turned on uh no no not at all they're no14408.3594.201
me neither doesn't do it for I'm I'm not14411.1592.881
one of those what they call Simon would14412.564.56
be all over it this is happening 99 and14414.046.119
kpl oh they're gestating yep what's that14417.124.88
mean uh that means the baby's in the14420.1593.521
belly I think right right right all14422.02.6
right so I'm going to disable the14423.682.92
wandering here does that turn you on uh14424.64.44
no God no I was just14426.66.12
curious Simon yep Diesel's getting tired14429.046.119
right and we're way up here right like14432.724.08
his stamina's almost gone right well14435.1593.561
land why why are you talking to me like14436.84.08
I'm going to try something like okay you14438.724.32
ready um as ready as I'm going to be14440.884.8
here it goes help what what what are you14443.045.439
doing here we go what are you oh don't14445.687.639
worry about it oh okay you good yeah I'm14448.4796.641
fine she's following you or he's14453.3193.721
following you yeah they seem to not lose14455.124.279
stamina when they follow okay so then go14457.046.76
as far as you can yep very nice so I14459.3996.641
think it's those Snowy Mountains to the14463.86.399
front to the left very trick tricky sis14466.047.6
is that a thing no very tricky sis no14470.1995.601
that's not a thing isn't there a tricky14473.646.24
thing like sneaky tricky Miss I'm going14475.85.599
to need you to talk to me in a in a14479.883.399
language I can understand well um well14481.3994.361
you know what sneaky is right yep and do14483.2794.561
you know what tricky is sure do you14485.763.32
understand Miss let me tell you14487.843.28
something that was a language tricky14489.084.68
Miss cantaloupe Farm okay but it's14491.124.319
that's a language that's how crazy you14493.764.479
sound that's a language I understand but14495.4394.561
what does that mean but it doesn't mean14498.2394.641
anything so if you're going to insult me14500.05.72
make [ __ ] sense do you understand you14502.884.8
don't make sense you said tricky Miss14505.723.559
sneaky you said I was talking a14507.683.719
different language was that a different14509.2793.641
language you're using English word the14511.3993.96
syntax means everything there you go but14512.923.68
it doesn't mean it's a different14515.3593.441
language it's not like it's freaking14516.64.52
panes that's not even a language still14518.83.639
got to put the words in the right order14521.122.88
and use a verb every now and then but14522.4393.081
it's not a different it's not a14524.05.64
different language Pretty sneak14525.527.2
sis connect for the vertical checkers14529.646.0
game from Milton14532.722.92
Bradley H about 2 minutes dur alas I14537.86.559
can't wait it's really cute we only got14541.564.759
to enjoy for about 5 Seconds last time14544.3594.361
but wait do we need to feed this thing I14546.3195.721
would imagine fish oh [ __ ] oh God go get14548.726.12
fish where where where oh somewhere14552.044.439
getting fish all right you go get fish14554.844.04
I'll I'll I'll keep an eye on uh14556.4794.76
this cute little dumpling oh who wants a14558.884.0
kiss on the14561.2395.321
nose you want a kiss on the14562.886.599
nose who wants another kiss on the14566.566.839
nose you want a kiss a kiss on the14569.47914.281
nose all right 10 9 8 O 7 6 5 4 three14573.39915.121
two one and pooped out a baby where is14583.769.84
it is that it hey you come over here oh14588.529.16
baby otter yeah hey e imprint I get to14593.69.96
name him Sheriff ofing him umah14597.685.88
blah it's it's a temporary name okay14603.886.519
wants care in is that 8 Hour 8 hours14606.845.519
okay all right hey you come over here so14610.3994.321
I can or here I'll pick you up you over14612.3594.721
there someone's got some14614.725.2
fish is we got a cute little baby out in14617.085.279
here Uncle Dora's got some fish I'll14619.924.0
bring some fish I already imprinted it I14622.3592.521
don't know if we have to feed this14623.922.92
little [ __ ] or not no it's taking some14624.885.559
[ __ ] fish cuz I got some14626.847.04
oh son of a bit what the hell was that14630.4395.641
sorry did you just smack me with a sword14633.883.88
I might have done that hell was wrong14636.083.8
with you duras well oh you could have14637.763.719
sliced that cute little baby's head off14639.884.04
I'm glad I didn't wait it's looking at14641.4794.641
me it's I'm imprinted on it oh I know I14643.923.8
I figured you'd do that can it follow me14646.123.84
so hey follow me come over here oh it's14647.724.24
got fish now carry14649.965.519
on oh yeah come see14651.966.56
me come see me you cute little [ __ ] oh14655.4796.361
my God you cute little bastard oh my14658.526.08
God you want to go outside no don't do14661.844.92
that yeah no come outside meet champ14664.63.28
come14666.763.76
here oh come on14667.884.64
outside look at14670.525.44
you come outside come outside and play14672.525.12
in the grass oh what are you nibbling on14675.962.76
something14677.642.88
you're going to lose this in the grass14678.724.36
no he's fine look at him yeah explore14680.524.16
meet champ hey champ we got a little14683.083.319
baby aotter you see him I don't have a14684.684.4
name yet I'm named him BL champ looks at14686.3995.04
that like a raisinette yeah hey champ14689.083.96
don't get any ideas don't eat him it's14691.4393.641
too14693.045.48
late good thing we can fly Simon no [ __ ]14695.085.239
that was a mess down there I know we got14698.523.959
a little show going on look I'm already14700.3195.04
snowflaking already yeah but you're not14702.4795.641
dying yeah but we're still going higher14705.3595.401
well I'm not snowflaking yet you're not14708.124.239
snowflaking yet nope and I'm going to14710.763.599
take out my look at my torch didn't come14712.3594.641
out I CU Ice Cube I'm snowflaking look14714.3594.561
we can't do this man we got to get the14717.04.239
modders look this is the cave though14718.924.92
this is it yeah this is it it looks kind14721.2394.96
of creepy yeah let's see if we can fly14723.844.84
in there all right come on diesel It's a14726.1995.28
pretty big cave come on look at this oh14728.686.679
boy wow you know what's crazy is we we14731.4796.041
can easily get [ __ ] by like bats or14735.3593.04
something14737.522.52
right if you're going in here this is a14738.3994.601
bad idea uh well I think this is a bad14740.045.119
idea we got a bed we can spawn on it14743.05.0
yeah but what about our bird um he's14745.1596.361
tough he's big he's also slow as [ __ ]14748.06.439
yeah but he's big okay listen look at14751.524.36
this it's official I don't remember14754.4392.601
there being bads in here it was just a14755.882.96
big barricade all right well any sort of14757.045.279
flying Badness scares me yep is there14758.845.599
any other flying Badness that could14762.3194.04
possibly be in here caves are usually14764.4394.121
just bats okay14766.3594.84
this a bear cave look at this I know14768.564.639
we're in this is going to be too easy we14771.1995.04
got a bird so wait a second so so you're14773.1994.28
telling me that we could leave here with14776.2393.2
artifacts you think I don't know if we14777.4793.88
can go the whole way well damn but14779.4393.96
listen we flew down this cave here14781.3595.441
before and we died somewhere down here14783.3994.561
all right well look this is enough for14786.83.399
me for right now long as we can get uh14787.964.64
diesel in here with the bed we should be14790.1994.0
able to like spawn here at the mouth of14792.63.52
the cave is that a Loot Crate I don't14794.1994.28
know see that I do all right I'm going14796.123.84
to land you grabb it let's get back to14798.4793.88
the base all right okay I think we're14799.965.04
safe go for it boom boom Sister14802.3595.88
Christian though the night has come oh14805.05.84
glad we stopped ascendant uh [ __ ]14808.2394.561
stupid boots that are like cloth and14810.843.559
[ __ ] what are you talking about you14812.84.479
didn't take it I did but how ridiculous14814.3994.521
I didn't take the other thing uh14817.2795.281
blueprint Ascend uh bar you are such a14818.925.92
freaking nut yeah it's a blueprint it's14822.564.2
a send at bionic sadle we have one of14824.844.28
those name skipper well I that's why I14826.765.08
wanted you to to go out yep that's why I14829.124.56
said you do it there's something good in14831.842.92
there you didn't say that you were14833.683.92
singing Sister Christian though the time14834.764.92
has14837.66.28
come the only one to14839.6811.2
say hold it hold it okay we14843.887.0
motor Time for14851.84.92
night to14854.523.36
fight14856.724.25
[Applause]14857.883.09
[Music]14862.219.31
what a day or days what a day what days14868.1595.881
what a days what a what a date of the14871.525.04
day what a bunch of time that went by14874.044.0
what a14876.564.839
Tuesday yeah right yeah look it cuz it's14878.047.04
Tu Simon did you see rora um yeah I14881.3995.121
don't know if I've been formally14885.084.56
introduced well she's kind of gothy oh14886.525.639
well little pale oh sorry I was looking14889.644.799
at the the no that's14892.1596.361
Phyllis what's up big boys oh man talk14894.4396.96
about a successful period of time oh14898.525.36
you're telling me check this [ __ ] out14901.3995.441
well Pap oh oh that's a riot shield riot14903.885.0
shield wow I thought you were making14906.843.84
like a metal shield no no no this is a14908.883.599
riot shield this is top of the line This14910.684.719
is badass can I can I swipe my sword at14912.4796.481
it sure oh all right hold on hold on14915.3995.84
we're doing science right ready yep14918.964.199
right in your face this would be in your14921.2394.761
face and take a bit of dam oh well it's14923.1595.32
there's an arrow in your head in in your14926.04.399
head oh it's in my head well uh but it14928.4793.401
didn't hurt all right hey look at me14930.3993.201
abro oh where you at where you at where14931.882.84
you at where you at where you at where14933.62.799
you at can't see he's got an arrow just14934.724.479
be on I I'll I'll move to you okay you14936.3994.8
were behind Simon I couldn't see this is14939.1994.641
a this is an actual bullet oh all right14941.1993.881
I got the arrow in my face you're going14943.842.559
to shoot a bullet at what the [ __ ] are14945.083.44
you doing N I didn't mean throw that14946.3993.601
here we go here's the14948.525.12
shot oh I'm okay wow all right now hold14950.06.76
on can I throw mine now yeah to it yours14953.645.36
oh14956.762.24
ready what do better do you're wide left14959.887.559
really get closer wide14964.645.24
left adjust for your mistakes don't do14967.4394.92
the same thing T the r just for the14969.884.8
mistake I can't even see it hey I also14972.3593.561
think you need to face him a little14974.685.16
better abso oh hey wait is that that's14975.925.519
in the shield right now your Shield's a14979.843.84
weapon yeah it's in the shield yeah not14981.4394.641
try to stab me with that thing no no14983.683.519
hold on I want I want to see what the14986.083.88
Shield's Health's at and uh okay well14987.1994.721
man you guys knocked it down about 20%14989.964.8
already so all right enough sence day14991.924.439
the sh enough science for the day guys14994.763.32
is this spear inside me or the shield I14996.3593.641
can't tell both maybe I want to know if14998.083.399
you could stab me with the with the15000.02.92
spear I don't think that's possible15001.4792.84
let's see let's see can I do anything15002.923.399
with the shield other than hold it up I15004.3195.481
guess not yeah charge them charge yeah15006.3196.16
how many of those you make one perfect15009.84.8
we're ready and we got otters yeah we15012.4793.84
got we got OT six otter oh let's check15014.64.04
on the baby oh a b you got a baby we got15016.3194.321
a baby otter [ __ ] I didn't even know you15018.645.08
got a baby hey it's not a baby anymore15020.645.16
oh is he all grown up there's more than15023.723.32
there's more than two OTS right well15025.83.04
there's four upstairs oh yeah the baby's15027.045.439
all grown up I named him Tater totter15028.846.2
a haer totter the15032.4795.061
otter I like it15035.043.0
[Applause]15037.544.25
[Music]15038.043.75
let's see I'm going to set time of day15043.4794.521
to morning ow15044.686.32
God who did that just blew my pants off15048.05.88
yeah I'm so15051.02.88
[Music]15060.255.51
sorry oh who gets first15061.967.72
class thick gets first class he he's the15065.765.24
one I don't know if I'd consider this15069.683.2
first class I can still hear you guys15071.04.119
yeah NES when are we taking off uh well15072.884.16
it's raining can fly in the rain of15075.1194.641
course you can you can fly in the rain15077.044.399
yeah it happens what's wrong with you15079.763.12
you don't know anything Simon you know15081.4393.68
everything can you see over Abo's fat15082.883.76
ass otter yeah what's going on with my15085.1193.08
otter why is it gigantic I feel like I15086.643.839
have a panther on my back H what you15088.1994.881
been feeding it buddy fish it is it is15090.4795.121
literally five times the size of Mine15093.084.44
Fish no it's bigger than anybody's OT I15095.63.04
don't know I don't understand what's15097.523.12
happening mine mine and thick seem to be15098.643.479
the mine seems the smallest mine's15100.642.839
getting a little chubbed out I'm feeding15102.1192.921
it a couple Snicker fish too feel like15103.4793.481
mine's been sneaking chocolate this just15105.043.8
in from Ground Control we're clear for15106.964.12
takeoff the clouds are clearing the15108.844.16
captain still has the fastened seat belt15111.084.72
signs on y thank you Major Tom how's our15113.04.84
weight I got this otter on my bag is it15115.83.96
we might not be able to take off yeah15117.843.319
we're going to have to walk all the way15119.764.359
there it's going to be a long ride guys15121.1595.721
sit back relax uh you need anything just15124.1195.32
ring the will you take off15126.885.319
[ __ ] fine if we crash in the rain15129.4395.0
don't come complaining n it'll probably15132.1994.881
be my Otter's15134.4392.641
[Music]15138.213.17
[Music]15148.516.1
fault15156.2393.0
[Music]15159.8525.07
okay yeah this is it huh okay you sure15180.087.319
yeah hang on it's going to get bumpy oh15184.925.68
okay this is spooky everybody okay yeah15187.3996.321
yeah I'm fine oh yeah I remember this15190.66.36
place yeah the safe exists here what the15193.724.96
hell's that thing sure it's a bear15196.963.0
probably no no there's like a little15198.683.439
green thing next to it oh those are just15199.964.199
cryst I got an idea what's that from the15202.1195.08
safety of diesel why don't one of you15204.1596.521
stand up oh look at you [ __ ] okay pop15207.1995.16
some shots at the Bears so they'll15210.683.4
they'll they'll fall off the ledge there15212.3593.84
oh good idea all right I can do that15214.085.359
this is fun I like like this hey Winnie15216.1995.841
your ass over here come on Winnie win15219.4394.68
the poop that wasn't Winnie that was15222.047.76
Smokey there you go you too poo come15224.1195.681
on about sugar bear to the left that is15230.1196.561
sugar bear for sure up by the artifact15233.524.08
that's an15236.683.32
artifact no I think that's a drop never15237.66.92
mind ah here they come boys fzy and then15240.06.96
yeah finally Yi that's boo bear oh clear15244.523.2
yeah15246.962.92
Captain is illuminated this fast and15247.724.759
seat belt sign we are on the Move stand15249.884.68
by someone want to check this loot thing15252.4793.601
out real quick n you're going to want to15254.563.48
put some warm clothes on soon oh that's15256.083.239
right I'm still wearing my captain15258.042.76
clothes yeah you're probably half your15259.3193.16
he's probably half halfway down like a15260.83.639
nut check that loot I'm on it I'll get15262.4794.441
dressed hey thank you for the thank you15264.4395.441
welcome ascendant hide pants oh boy jez15266.925.16
these are always [ __ ] pillar here15269.884.2
seat belt lights on Simon what's going15272.084.159
on yeah where y'all taking de like where15274.083.159
you going I want to put them up15276.2392.88
somewhere high in case more bears come15277.2393.841
how far can diesel go down this uh Cave15279.1195.0
hole we'll find15281.083.039
out hey guys yeah who needs a shield15285.045.96
well Simon's going to be our Shield guy15289.1993.401
what kind of Shield do you have Simon15291.04.84
he's got a good one dick I got the riot15292.65.599
shield oh the riot shield okay cuz I15295.845.0
have journeyman metal shield what's the15298.1994.721
durability on yours hold on I'm trying15300.844.08
to just drag it down into Simon it acts15302.923.16
a little weird you got to put it in your15304.922.64
off hand SL kind of like where your15306.083.92
clothes go bam there you go yeah what's15307.565.44
the durability on it uh dur durability15310.05.84
on this just hover and discover15313.07.56
1549 out of 2300 okay mine my durability15315.848.04
is 6,055 damn dude what that's on a15320.566.919
journeyman Shield that I found and uh in15323.887.439
a drop so I need your I need yours yeah15327.4795.241
I can give it to you well should I give15331.3193.241
you I I'll give you yeah trade out take15332.723.96
take that badass one the first go there15334.563.96
it is15336.683.32
oh God don't let yeah don't don't lose15338.523.36
it it just went into the The Rock are15340.05.279
you kidding holy [ __ ]15341.886.04
[ __ ] you're not serious are you uh yeah15345.2793.96
yeah yeah I I'm serious it just went to15347.923.319
the Rock Bo why are you laughing cuz15349.2394.16
it's funny cuz this happens all the time15351.2394.521
okay so that changes all right keep your15353.3994.361
riot shield can we not see it though oh15355.763.76
wait here it is I got it we're moving15357.763.679
forward think so hey is my otter making15359.524.36
weird noises on my back fat ass otter it15361.4394.161
sounds like it yeah your OT is proba15363.884.16
sick it's not like a boa thing I mean I15365.63.679
know this one's probably sick from all15368.043.76
the Obesity but think he's okay probably15369.2794.441
hungry all right so the whole time I'm15371.83.2
the whole time I'm going up to the worm15373.723.719
I'm like oh worm hey supposedly these15375.03.92
worms are going to pop up in front of us15377.4392.92
if you're Point man you're going to take15378.923.399
all the damage with the shield and we're15380.3593.321
going to lay into the worm from behind15382.3194.8
you do I do it on my knees like this I15383.685.439
yeah that looks yeah you look you're15387.1194.801
like a Spartan Warrior Man spart Warrior15389.1195.36
how do you do that again spart Warrior15391.926.64
yeah but how how how like this H now15394.4796.481
guys I remember going down here uh to15398.564.16
the left and that's where I saw the15400.963.359
death worm the first that's way we need15402.725.2
to go go Simon uh this way we're behind15404.3195.721
you going down the cave all right you15407.924.76
take points Simon all right boss is15410.045.92
available taking15412.685.16
for all right looks like we're going to15415.963.96
have to crawl looks like a crouchy thing15417.845.0
huh right crouching hey straight crawl15419.925.199
huh taking Point15422.844.92
here I'm stuck15425.1194.801
what come on let me take point now we're15427.764.76
all wedged in here Jesus fat ass otter15429.924.319
it's not my fat I'm I'm behind you guys15432.523.36
my fat ass otter didn't get through but15434.2393.12
yeah damn it is is tough getting through15435.882.88
here with this fat son of a [ __ ] on my15437.3592.84
back all right come on guys come on come15438.762.84
on come on come on all right got to15440.1994.08
practice all right just in case hey hey15441.66.839
what's going on there you go Simon ah15444.2796.561
okay guys looks like a body up here a15448.4394.641
body you say yeah I do see that body15450.845.519
who's somebody's body it's a an Explorer15453.084.68
You Don't See see that very often I'm15456.3593.201
always going to aim for the head you15457.763.439
probably didn't bring free of Curry you15459.562.879
know what I'm saying he got anything on15461.1993.08
him doesn't look like it we can go left15462.4393.601
or right it's a backpack can't get into15464.2794.04
that if I had to choose I'd choose left15466.043.119
right or15468.3193.08
straight needes which way do you think15469.1594.16
left right or straight let's go straight15471.3994.481
all right Simon take point take Point15473.3193.92
need be careful I'm not taking point cuz15475.883.2
somebody else is on the point that's15477.2395.601
right damn it what we got it okay more15479.085.72
look at this another one oh it's a15482.844.479
climber oh boy look at that that guy he15484.85.399
almost made it to the top so we can go15487.3194.92
in this hole or turn around and go back15490.1993.761
but seriously how did he just die right15492.2394.321
there that he would have let go froze to15493.965.399
death of the tools and Fallen but his15496.565.16
hands were Frozen froze to death look at15499.3595.84
him I'm cold all right well the B if the15501.725.08
skin would have deteriorated it should15505.1993.881
have loosened around the handles like it15506.84.359
would not stay there well if unless it15509.084.92
it froze to the actual wall so we can15511.1594.641
either go down this hole or go back and15514.04.319
go right or left let's do it do it why15515.85.599
not we're here taking Point why would15518.3197.561
you jump and not good Lord I mean slide15521.3996.561
yeah slide down well I mean I what I15525.883.68
just did was dramatic and I didn't hurt15527.963.72
myself okay but you could have I know15529.563.839
but I didn't all right take Point s all15531.683.84
right trying to but I'm not at the point15533.3995.201
yet [ __ ] this place maybe yeah how are15535.524.759
we going to get out of here now there15538.63.679
might be a way out which you waiting on15540.2795.2
z um I'm inside myself right now looks15542.2795.481
weird Okay feels good doesn't it does15545.4795.76
yeah it does all right oh yeah all right15547.765.84
oh15551.2395.92
yeah I see [ __ ] dropping yep some snow15553.65.879
just dropped wow we might be exactly15557.1594.921
where we want to be because of that yeah15559.4795.321
yep Hey listen some worms you see them15562.085.319
if we run into some worms that's a good15564.84.559
thing right that's what you're here for15567.3994.521
can we know worm down here come on worms15569.3595.481
hey worms come on why are you calling15571.925.88
for worms CU that's that's what we want15574.844.439
listen hey anybody in the back don't15577.83.88
shoot the people in front of you yeah no15579.2795.361
[ __ ] because I have a sniper rifle yeah15581.685.12
worms are usually pretty big oh this is15584.646.24
like a nice open space yeah very15586.84.08
wormy I'm doing on15591.1194.28
fire get it there we go Simon how much15596.06.399
damage you take uh let me turn on my HUD15598.85.2
you look like you lost a shirt my shirt15602.3994.241
is already gone holy crap hey all right15604.04.68
right so I've lost I lost about a third15606.645.32
a third huh yeah no two thirds so I feel15608.685.2
like I feel like Simon should be even15611.963.88
more far ahead I feel like you guys took15613.883.479
a little bit of damage from that right15615.843.24
should I do the healing thing right now15617.3593.161
yeah do the healing thing Simon that's a15619.083.6
good15620.522.16
idea Simon go go left I know I'm go I'm15624.4795.72
covering all bases just in case I'm C15627.885.68
again good man I mean Simon yes cuz I'm15630.1995.321
trying want to make sure that I'm15633.564.12
covering all bases I like that I like I15635.527.12
like your works yeah oh we go oh God15637.688.32
done oh God you okay you all right15642.645.44
scared the [ __ ] out of me how's your15646.04.76
health Simon it's went down but I'm okay15648.085.119
you look like you lost some shoes I did15650.766.2
get worms who needs them going ahead15653.1995.681
Simon like dead worms going ahead we15656.964.159
like butt worms nope they're not like15658.884.2
that would hurt I almost feel like right15661.1193.601
would be the way to go oh man and it15663.083.52
branches off up here too it Forks15664.725.2
[ __ ] balls oh boy oh wait guys I see15666.67.96
okay I see a Loot Crate okay that way15669.924.64
okay damn right okay oh God thank you15675.1596.601
for getting that does this guy have15680.04.119
resources in him I don't know digging15681.765.24
his butt what got oh yeah some pearls15684.1195.32
and a hornot CR oh hey grab those horns15687.05.279
we can tame a man I got them go to The15689.4394.361
Loot Crate go towards the Loot Crate15692.2793.441
I'll lead the way okay I don't think a15693.83.92
worm would pop up here it seems uh seems15695.725.16
too short right CR for yep yep all right15697.724.92
I'll grab the loop crate all right15700.883.72
hopefully it's something good on15702.643.2
something15704.65.519
good got an ascendant shotgun hey that's15705.846.12
good and I got some15710.1194.28
shoes I think those are blueprints Simon15711.963.84
oh they're blueprints [ __ ] it okay15714.3994.521
whatever all right dalis back up we need15715.85.559
we need Simon take just waiting for you15718.925.76
guys all right this is back where15721.3595.88
we where is he15724.685.679
oh boy he's coming up that was dumb of15727.2395.88
me he's down woo gas how's your health15730.3594.681
that's a good question pretty good I'm15733.1194.0
full all right rock and roll all right15735.043.88
oh my and you know what i' he's got a15737.1193.801
ton of uh organic polymers good15738.925.12
shielding nice nice nice nice all right15740.926.76
let's um go left left sure Simon I'm on15744.045.6
point yeah we'll just like narrow it15747.684.09
down eh may as15749.645.449
[Music]15751.773.319
well15755.3593.0
I like the serpentine Simon yeah ooh15761.1594.641
come on15763.724.399
baby there you15765.85.519
are suck on it I don't even need to15768.1195.36
shoot these arrows but I like having15771.3194.281
them on fire yeah I I like the way they15773.4793.72
look when they're lit up like this wrong15775.63.519
way we shouldn't be going up should we15777.1993.601
yeah I kind of feel like yeah I I don't15779.1193.24
like that we're moving up all right so15780.83.479
then we can move down well I mean we're15782.3593.561
we're already here we're going this way15784.2792.801
this way we can just run down here we15785.923.239
can check then we can run back oh who15787.084.159
was behind me something behind me yeah15789.1594.28
yeah we're in behind you who oh [ __ ]15791.2394.721
going back going back going back15793.4395.96
woo it's dead it's dead an Otter's dead15795.965.359
did we lose somebody an otter oh might15799.3995.681
be my otter oh [ __ ] we lost dalus oh15801.3196.361
crap damn it I got hit too and I ran to15805.084.88
try to Shield it okay well listen dalus15807.685.04
is going to respawn on the bird bed and15809.964.72
he's got to run down here to get it oh15812.723.88
what the [ __ ] was that this is a is15814.684.92
eating oh is he eating dalius probably15816.65.559
damn sick little15819.66.759
[ __ ] all right let's doing so good let15822.1596.761
we not forget I'll bet I okay and then15826.3595.201
there was this all right15828.926.92
okay okay A little bit of there easy not15831.566.44
too far cuz we spent most of our time15835.845.359
just arguing which is good up here I15838.010.199
believe we went to uh-oh oh God they're15841.1997.0
y'all got the message huh yeah I didn't15849.1994.881
what message well if deres came the same15852.2793.801
way apparently death worms respawned all15854.083.359
right let's let's let's keep on moving15856.082.8
I'm getting cold yeah so we're going15857.4393.201
down now right I feel like down is the15858.884.2
right way down yep we going down you15860.644.92
guys should probably take Point stay a15863.084.84
good bit behind me man you got copy copy15865.565.559
okay he's coming come on there we go15867.925.76
that's right beautiful eat my dick15871.1194.921
that's the way it works everybody check15873.684.639
your your health check your uh check15876.043.68
yourself before you you don't want to do15878.3194.681
another dures we need everybody here yet15879.725.479
be good to have everyone alive I miss my15883.05.52
boy see now this goes up too I miss my15885.1995.481
boy D maybe we should go back to that15888.523.959
place that was going down I don't know15890.684.759
listen I'm missing the D too come on D15892.4795.041
let's do it for D we're doing it for the15895.4395.96
D that's right doing it for the D come15897.527.919
on [ __ ] nice that's right scare me15901.3996.601
every time15905.4395.481
so we start going through the cave right15908.06.119
and my rifle broke broke it just broke I15910.926.64
didn't check it I know that was dumb but15914.1195.24
then I had this crossbow of course and15917.563.919
it's a good crossbow I hope they grabbed15919.3595.281
it and I had these flaming uh arrows for15921.4795.161
the crossbow and man was I good with15924.644.28
those well the first the first time I15926.644.4
was good every time after that it was15928.924.16
just like adding fire to something that15931.044.64
was already dead but it did look cool15933.085.88
right and then man at the H just came15935.685.479
out of nowhere killed my ass you know15938.964.56
what I mean excuse15941.1594.921
me just came out of15943.524.879
nowhere all right I can't find my otter15946.084.119
now he's in all these boxes yeah he was15948.3993.641
he was yeah he's right there where over15950.1993.441
here yeah he's here he he's under all15952.043.8
these damn boxes he's in a pile all15953.644.12
right he like a kid in a pile of leaves15955.843.96
be careful get him on you this isn't he15957.765.479
could die in any second see boxes well15959.85.359
damn pick up the boxes then that are15963.2394.281
around you can pick up some of them that15965.1594.441
are around them all you got to do is15967.523.879
tell them to follow you Jesus will you15969.63.96
just pick some of them up can get15971.3995.561
whistle right run that way there he15973.566.28
is now15976.965.8
we're do you see what I'm talking about15979.847.439
all right Jesus he could have died like15982.767.8
what is wrong with you oh come on all15987.2794.601
right we got to we got to move guys we15990.562.96
got to move you you almost got that15991.883.319
little guy killed almost got all of us15993.523.28
killed15995.1993.881
boxes in your [ __ ] otter so don't go15996.83.72
right Simon that's where we went the15999.083.52
first time that we said no no not that16000.525.679
way that way here it16002.67.08
is ow God I got hit that time Shield up16006.1995.681
okay you're good oh boy oh crap we lost16009.686.12
thick I'm hurt gone damn we're oh God16011.885.96
we're damn thick now son of a [ __ ] who16015.85.0
can pick up thick [ __ ] just came out of16017.846.08
nowhere uh got me you know and then I I16020.85.2
ran back and then another one got me and16023.924.92
so here I am but uh yeah it feels good16026.06.68
out here do it16028.846.12
yeah16032.686.479
sick hey I'm stuck up here in my house16034.969.399
give okay I have no way down um well16039.1598.561
that sucks can you come get me with a16044.3595.161
bird16047.725.08
yes then it doesn't suck so16049.525.24
much all right I'm I'm going to stay a16052.83.639
good ways back from from you all right16054.764.719
coming oh here we already Jesus he's16056.4395.641
bloody he's down we awesome awesome all16059.4794.521
right all right keep on going Simon all16062.083.96
right I'm going how's your health Simon16064.04.56
it's good oh but wait a second I am now16066.044.48
freezing with blood when I pass that16068.564.48
point freezing with blood like the like16070.525.24
oh yeah Ice Cube with blood one it's16073.043.8
probably getting later in the day it's16075.762.399
getting colder outside eat one of those16076.843.399
curries all right just took a healing16078.1595.521
potion Brew okay I'm cold but I'm all16080.2397.801
right which way straight what well there16083.686.639
the left left left yeah I think that was16088.043.159
that16090.3193.88
uh so that's the way oh here we go here16091.1994.561
it16094.1994.96
comes beautiful well done boys all right16095.765.479
I just want to see an artifact sooner16099.1596.16
rather than later okay here we go oh16101.2396.521
[ __ ] nice all right let me check my16105.3195.08
shield I got one more hit with a worm16107.763.88
and then after that this thing's going16110.3993.04
to break and I'm pretty much dead so16111.644.719
kill this guy quick the next one you got16113.4397.121
it D come on one shot16116.3598.12
kill behind us behind us behind us I'm16120.566.28
coming oh oh God I should have switched16124.4794.92
my damn it oh why did I go to chat where16126.844.24
did he go why am I chatting what the16129.3993.201
[ __ ] stop16131.084.039
chatting [ __ ] we just lost me where is16132.65.04
it s oh God look at the princess fish16135.1196.881
sticks is over here oh oh no oh god16137.6410.08
really Simon [ __ ] me oh God no no no no16142.05.72
[Music]16150.417.15
[Applause]16157.529.28
[Music]16157.5612.08
yeah yep mhm you don't even have to say16166.84.479
anything no I know yeah yeah yeah you16169.644.679
know I do and I tell you what you don't16171.2795.321
have to talk to me but16174.3195.441
Phyllis is that the kangaroo that uh is16176.66.879
all yellow yeah okay great ears yeah I16179.765.32
see him bouncing around up there yeah16183.4793.96
they're just listening to everything you16185.083.64
know we wasted a lot of time in that16187.4393.241
cave just uh going this way and saying16188.723.399
No this can't be it going that way16190.684.759
saying No this can't be it right yep16192.1195.721
again retrospect yeah what would you16195.4394.281
have done different I just picked a16197.843.72
direction and gone with it hear that16199.724.96
Phyllis you live and learn you know well16201.564.879
in this case we died and learn a it just16204.683.12
sucks just like all that grinding16206.4393.241
getting all that gear the OTS all the16207.84.479
Otters are dead yeah I wasn't that close16209.685.16
to mine well it wasn't yours I like my16212.2795.681
little fat ass fat disgusting otter16214.845.359
excuse16217.965.319
us thank you yep just going to walk walk16220.1994.601
around right there we just been through16223.2795.761
a traumatic time hello hey oh hey Simon16224.85.359
everyone doing16229.045.119
today been better yeah just suffered a16230.1595.681
big defeat after getting all geared up16234.1593.2
you know how it is did you just pick up16235.843.84
your [ __ ] Simon did I guess I your [ __ ]16237.3594.12
on the bench and picked it up picked it16239.686.2
up look like you ate it yeah what an16241.4798.171
idiot okay I'm kidding yeah I16245.884.28
[Applause]16249.654.919
[Music]16250.164.409
know EES hurry up I'm almost ready come16257.965.479
on screw it around with your kangaroo16261.3593.88
Okay do these gloves look good let me16263.4392.88
see16265.2392.96
yeah yeah I mean they look pretty cool16266.3193.281
the White and the the white and the red16268.1992.28
yeah I was trying to get them to match16269.62.519
the socks they don't match the socks the16270.4793.361
socks are much whiter than that they16272.1194.0
won't paint any wider than this Jimmy16273.843.72
it's going to have to do man we're going16276.1193.12
to go do some things it absolutely16277.563.799
doesn't match the Green Top okay well16279.2393.841
nuts your gloves don't match all right16281.3593.12
well we got a go today well these are16283.083.119
these are my Infinity gauntlets these16284.4793.361
things are great okay well that's not16286.1993.401
the Infinity Gauntlet all right we're16287.843.16
heavy we're heavy what what what have16289.63.28
you got on you oh we heavy yeah we're16291.04.04
heavy fly fat I don't know probably16292.883.479
probably got a hold load of kangaroo16295.043.199
[ __ ] in your pocket wait you know what16296.3594.12
what I got to go back in all right fine16298.2393.841
I got my blueprint for my ascendant16300.4793.241
gauntlets Simon and duras are already16302.084.319
out doing stuff we're wasting time okay16303.723.88
well hopefully they're doing better than16306.3991.581
we16307.62.96
[Music]16307.985.219
are right Simon you got to be the one to16310.565.28
tell me you're the eyes I know I'm the16313.1995.481
eyes uh but uh I don't have good eyes16315.845.04
from up here and you're the uh you're16318.684.16
kind of in charge of this Expedition all16320.883.76
right well I mean we want to stay in a16322.843.84
place that we don't let's let's pull up16324.643.96
over here you see up here like to the16326.684.0
left if there's a safe area on the top16328.64.0
of that mountain uhhuh I mean there16330.683.439
there's it's supposed to be kind of all16332.63.559
over isn't it well you're the expert16334.1194.2
wait I'm not the expert between the two16336.1595.12
of us there's one expert in this field16338.3195.84
neep said Metals always in caves and I16341.2795.08
said it's occasionally out of caves I've16344.1593.921
heard this all before and but we've seen16346.3593.84
it occasionally out of caves but it's16348.084.159
still not all over the place okay16350.1993.28
everyone else thinks oh it's all over16352.2392.92
the place listen calm down all right16353.4794.561
take a right take a right see something16355.1595.24
that looks like it's somewhat metal-ish16358.044.279
even though it it looks different talk16360.3993.441
to me where I don't know right in front16362.3193.521
of your face is there anything shiny16363.843.279
about that rock it looks a little16365.843.639
different the entire Rock I don't know16367.1194.721
that's one big rock oh down there yeah16369.4794.0
like it's a different color I thought it16371.843.399
was like a different like rock kind of16373.4794.241
separate from the it's weird [ __ ] I knew16375.2394.2
it wasn't going to be this obvious is I16377.725.479
not as obvious as need it abro was like16379.4397.92
oh it's all over the place16383.1994.16
[ __ ] wyverns it is I the wyvern King16387.8795.441
thick44 hey you guys remember when I16391.1993.801
used to say hey you're probably going to16393.325.08
die today not anymore I'm literally the16395.05.199
most powerful guy here probably the16398.43.719
safest everybody's always getting16400.1993.362
everybody else killed and getting16402.1193.442
everybody else's dinos killed but part16403.5614.439
of being the most powerful means staying16405.5615.119
powerful and how do we do that two words16408.04.68
pigs in love making I don't I don't know16410.684.4
their real names as a matter of fact I16412.684.679
don't know most of your names but I love16415.083.97
you and we're not going to die16417.3593.84
[Applause]16419.054.989
today all right neees you see any drops16421.1994.362
oh I'm not doing drops I was doing loot16424.0393.281
crates oh loot crates where we go I16425.5612.959
thought you wanted to do drops I mean16427.322.719
we'll do drops too but you know like I16428.523.64
thought we'd go to that desert one we16430.0394.6
would go to oh you know what we can't do16432.164.36
the ice cave I didn't bring any jacket16434.6393.961
oh if we go in there quick and grab it16436.525.519
and get out we got champ he's fast um16438.65.24
unless you're concern I didn't even16442.0393.961
bring pants okay all all right well I'll16443.843.519
head toward the desert then we'll go for16446.02.76
those desert drops are we flying over16447.3595.801
the cold hell yeah uh me land okay how16448.765.76
cold is it I don't know you got those16453.164.6
socks on you'll be fine woohoo um ice16454.525.64
cubing oh oh yeah I'm ice cubing too was16457.764.599
this a dumb idea yeah okay I'll turn16460.164.719
around we'll go around the mountain okay16462.3594.52
so see come on champ get your stamina up16464.8793.76
look at this look at this guy take your16466.8795.0
time um let's go to the desert first16468.6395.121
okay oh crap okay yeah yeah all right16471.8794.16
let's get let's get out of this mountain16473.765.48
Simon yeah I saw something buddy what16476.0395.84
you got it's a hard place to land if I16479.245.719
can get up in here Black Rock action16481.8795.84
down there yep that looks like it yep16484.9595.641
out of the way and whoo whoo whoo easy16487.7194.801
okay down everybody calm down it's16490.64.279
following go ahead go ahead Simon all16492.524.919
right let's see see what we got what are16494.8793.801
you're going to check first I'm going to16497.4394.321
check first bam what is that why isn't16498.685.08
it showing me what okay obsidian and16501.764.08
stone this is obsidian16503.764.64
all right back on back on that's right16505.843.959
drop that [ __ ] we don't need that weight16508.43.399
I am not I'm not a I'll I'll Chuck it16509.7993.801
when I get up there okay fair enough16511.7994.32
can't can't get up come on oh I got to16513.64.199
make this how do I make the dinosaur16516.1193.121
stop16517.7996.762
following all right that's a cat oh a16519.247.6
pig hello Pig I don't know what you're16524.5615.599
called this little piggy went to Market16526.849.039
This Little Piggy is coming home gotcha16530.167.32
like this rock looks different up here16535.8793.881
doesn't it looks metallicy that's not16537.484.28
metallicy but you could yeah that's not16539.764.359
it that's not it that I would say is not16541.764.16
it now I didn't try it go ahead and try16544.1193.401
it well you were right next why would16545.923.439
you try it I know I know but I'm going16547.523.359
towards what I think it might be why you16549.3593.241
going to waste my time I'm on a bird all16550.8793.84
right fine this is the same thing flint16552.65.48
and stone just metal metal metal metal16554.7195.48
din let me this is metal too look at16558.084.6
this we're in metal I know this is metal16560.1996.121
weille it's metal bille yeah come on16562.686.439
ride want to ride you baby move closer16566.324.639
to ride how close do you want me to be16569.1194.561
inside want me to get inside of boo man16570.9595.201
get on boozan and and hit the [ __ ] Simon16573.685.56
I know move closer to ride oh yeah let's16576.165.719
get real close Okay this is we [ __ ] what16579.244.0
are you doing get weird I'm getting16581.8794.041
weird with it hold on wow well it's not16583.245.84
letting me come on oh boy come on hold16585.925.359
on we just get some of that metal come16589.085.4
on E I'm hit I see it coming up for a16591.2794.641
second just just come around from the16594.484.2
other side Simon what I can't walk you16595.924.799
think it's that easy to just do it's not16598.684.119
letting me go up come around the Rock16600.7194.48
from the other way there we go look at16602.7994.521
that who's all grown up16605.1996.121
me you can just get on that dinosaur yes16607.326.719
[ __ ] yes bet the [ __ ] out of that going16611.325.039
to drag [ __ ] out16614.0396.201
yeah wow only got five metal oh that's16616.3598.28
sad I got my ascendant shot oh sees it16620.246.039
that's where I got it out here okay well16624.6393.64
maybe uh let's see he built his house16626.2793.76
around it hey look at this place oh yeah16628.2793.641
we blew we blew this place to hell oh16630.0393.721
really yeah did you ever come out here I16631.924.279
know this first time man oh yeah he's uh16633.763.92
he was an interesting guy see all the16636.1993.041
paintings on the wall but uh I'm not16637.684.64
seeing the drop uhhuh oh look at that is16639.244.76
that which one's thick the one in the16642.323.719
middle or the one on the right you mean16644.03.359
thick the one with the purple Mohawk the16646.0392.641
one on the right well they both look16647.3593.961
like him no they don't okay um purple16648.684.519
Mohawk that's that's like fix defining16651.324.241
feature right the [ __ ] St not that small16653.1993.481
by the way now you can see why I'm16655.5612.798
confused then yeah I listen I know16656.683.439
Thick's short okay I mean look I mean16658.3593.401
his proportional draw off dras is16660.1193.041
smaller in this picture than thick which16661.762.959
makes no sense I didn't recognize that16663.164.039
as a dris I thought Frankenstein yeah16664.7194.16
all right I don't see a drop here I'm16667.1993.84
sorry loot box I getus I could have16668.8794.76
swore you or thick or somebody said this16671.0394.281
was built around a loot it was it16673.6393.16
absolutely was I just said it I think16675.322.799
there's more than one drop here in this16676.7993.441
desert though all right let's keep loot16678.1195.442
loot box damn it you are an ugly son of16680.246.24
a [ __ ] uh um feel like we should have16683.5615.078
more of you you know what like that16686.484.159
nursery rhyme the three pigs we need16688.6393.961
three pigs there should be three of16690.6393.961
everything except testicles you don't16692.64.0
want three testicles I saw you had16694.63.679
friends back there I'm going to go get16696.63.56
your friends I'm guessing you'll be16698.2795.36
tamed by the time I get back uh Britney16700.167.68
shall we also you too down there I hope16703.6396.48
you're lubing up and stuff for love16707.844.879
making I forget your names I love16710.1194.92
you I want to call the guys can you you16712.7194.08
call the guys why do you want me to call16715.0394.68
them I'm busy I want to I'm doing stuff16716.7995.0
hold on look at this look what this16719.7195.48
looks special this is different see how16721.7995.201
this this is very different oh yeah16725.1994.16
that's metal okay this is like let's16727.04.76
let's see oh16729.3596.561
25 metal in one swing that's okay all16731.765.56
right we want oh there there's another16735.923.4
one right there that's they keep getting16737.324.119
them watch out you keep on getting them16739.326.0
watch this get them get them get them oh16741.4397.52
wo easy 196 metal that's a lot of metal16745.328.559
I I'm and I could still move Look e here16748.9597.16
how you doing neebs heat stroking man16753.8793.721
well you wanted to come to the desert16756.1192.52
what do you expect well I didn't think16757.63.279
it' take us this long to find the crates16758.6393.72
so there're so hard to spot thought we'd16760.8794.16
get in and out you know oh see one oh16762.3595.481
yeah oh the red one hey red one I feel16765.0394.16
like the all the ones here in the desert16767.843.359
are red I'll jump out you wash them back16769.1994.6
gotcha okay uh pick me up if I get16771.1994.401
attacked yeah yeah oh you're getting off16773.7995.281
too yeah oh oh oh blueprint ascendant16775.66.08
fur gauntlets oh yeah that's what we16779.084.44
need ghilly suit Gauntlet all right the16781.683.16
fur that's what we were after that's16783.523.438
going to help us with that damn cave yep16784.844.0
that's perfect all right hey let's look16786.9583.362
for another one damn feet look16788.843.4
ridiculous your feet look look looks16790.323.88
like toe socks you look like toe socks16792.244.558
no you you have toe sock face insan come16794.24.438
on let's just that's why I brought champ16796.7983.202
cuz he's fast let's let's go somewhere16798.6383.602
cool for a minute go somewhere cool eh16800.05.28
yeah all right you're driving oh I'm16802.244.08
okay I16805.284.438
forgot all right and our third little16806.327.398
piggy goes right here and then I don't16809.7185.842
even know what level you are buddy but16813.7184.24
you know what you're going to be family16815.566.68
now right in the pooper also we use this16817.9587.122
uh we use this place for sex so if you16822.245.718
like sex uh it's good to come here for16825.087.558
that oh there we go cool all right night16827.9587.082
time you know what that means you're16832.6384.282
going to be sharing this place with two16835.045.0
T-Rexes making love that probably either16836.925.24
sounds very intriguing or disgusting to16840.044.16
you but16842.164.84
enjoy are we there we go there it is man16844.24.36
spot these things at night is so much16847.04.76
easier oh yeah woo so okay put the map16848.565.158
away yeah are you uh we're both jumping16851.764.68
off okay so uh yeah I got you16853.7185.122
baby what's in there uh oh you want me16856.443.8
to look Oh I thought yeah I thought16858.842.72
that's why you went down okay well cover16860.244.84
my ass okay let's see hey I send fur16861.565.48
gauntlets we already got that the same16865.084.16
thing the same damn thing and also an16867.045.0
ascendant gigantosaurus saddle16869.244.638
gigantosaurus what was that what were16872.043.52
those it's not that thing in over there16873.8784.282
is it no that big guy what is that thing16875.566.56
I don't know [ __ ] that guy hey um hey16878.166.12
hey what are you doing um shouldn't it16882.123.48
tell me something it's not telling me16884.284.28
anything Hey Big Boy uh T yeah16885.65.48
titanosaur yeah we got a gigantosaurus16888.564.8
oh boy pissed it off all right get back16891.084.12
on the bird yeah I want this thing to16893.364.72
chase me do you yeah come here buddy16895.25.08
yeah if you got champ sure you see any16898.084.558
any loot crates ones that don't have the16900.284.518
same thing we already got in it mhm some16902.6384.722
good ascended ascended armor don't get16904.7985.322
me [ __ ] oh look to the left to the left16907.365.16
another crate oh really oh how fast can16910.123.8
you get it cuz we're being chased by a16912.523.56
fat fast I'm super fast I can't tell if16913.923.718
he's still behind us or not oh crap16916.083.44
there snakes there's uh uh this is16917.6383.282
dangerous Oh no I got you I got you16919.522.6
don't wor I'm jumping I'm jumping oh16920.922.44
you're you're jumping no not yet not yet16922.122.838
let me turn around already did already16923.364.438
did all right go nees go I got your ass16924.9586.242
okay um what is this uh blueprint Ascend16927.7985.92
it uh Pariser platform saddle oh got a16931.24.0
snake coming in what's that okay I'm16933.7183.722
ready pick up come on hurry up Hop On16935.24.92
Hop on Pi hop on [ __ ] all right here we16937.444.358
go here we go where's that big boy oh16940.125.36
you turning around you coward16941.7986.322
coward we should we should bring this16945.485.158
back up there you go let it out we16948.124.64
should bring this back with what we have16950.6383.642
we got a we got a good amount for right16952.763.68
now no we do it's dark it's dangerous16954.283.678
don't know we're close to home man we16956.443.0
need to unload and come back and get16957.9584.082
more okay can you mark this on your map16959.444.16
you're the expert could you make a16962.044.32
mental son of a [ __ ] uh looking at the16963.67.8
map we are at noon 11: noon what just16966.366.68
just can you remember that you remember16971.43.16
that I'll remember you could just16973.043.918
remember something 11 noon all right um16974.564.48
yeah well I'm I'm very happy with what's16976.9584.282
been going on so far yeah me too we16979.046.04
didn't die or kill something okay you're16981.246.16
right let's let's let's pick up our girl16985.085.52
you're right I wonder how she holy [ __ ]16987.45.238
we're heavy all right but how but can16990.66.278
she fly NOP she can't fly no she can16992.6388.08
hover agent ABS this is Agent nebs yeah16996.8785.362
this is as abro just standing right17000.7184.322
beside you yep I have a visual on oh hey17002.245.24
on a Loot Crate okay I'm going in I17005.043.96
thought we'd do this like a like a like17007.483.6
a what do you call it an operation okay17009.03.4
yeah yeah yeah like you'll be the the17011.084.04
sniper okay so I'm up in the hills17012.44.68
you're you're you're infiltrating the17015.124.36
the the the the Loot Crate yeah ground17017.083.84
agent I guess all right should I be17019.483.8
sneaky or pull out a torch um no not not17020.925.718
a torch some of my well now we're just17023.285.4
we just hey look at us we're up here17026.6383.642
doing a mission17028.683.92
hello can we just be sneaky about this17030.284.598
uh yeah sure I'm James Bond all right17032.64.08
let's be sneaky though okay okay all17034.8783.282
right I'll cover you from up here I got17036.684.0
a I got my rifle all right you ready17038.164.92
yeah you got a parachute yeah if I need17040.684.56
an extra extraction you come get me all17043.083.76
right easy enough all right ground agent17045.244.08
nees17046.842.48
out you're looking good wait are we17051.44.318
supposed to be quiet even up here you17053.8783.322
should be on radio when you do this17055.7183.362
should be on radio got you got one of17057.24.32
them doo birds teror bird what a17059.084.798
terrorist oh are we not using radios oh17061.524.04
I went too far I can't use my radio I'm17063.8783.802
trying to shoot terror bird oh boy okay17065.564.64
I can't see you I'm he's on me he's on17067.685.4
me you got him uh maybe it's hard to a I17070.26.08
don't have a sniper running17073.086.16
oh okay you get him did I get him I17076.285.16
couldn't tell can we please use radios17079.246.32
and just pretend it's a snake when I'm17081.446.6
shooting come in this is17085.565.04
agentes yo what's up this is Agent abro17088.044.598
uh I'm on the scene I just took down a a17090.64.48
terror bird I am checking the Loot Crate17092.6386.042
now all right get in there uh oh crap17095.085.92
holy this is like the luckiest day we've17098.685.118
ever had what you got uh ascendant fur17101.03.878
leggings17103.7986.16
W oh man ascendant scuba tank wow okay17104.8786.882
the fur man that's that's what I wanted17109.9583.602
more than anything with the fur but17111.763.958
listen I want to do I need an extraction17113.564.36
this is ground agent needs all right17115.7185.322
extraction coming up come on uh champ17117.925.76
only thing we need now is a hat and some17121.046.56
shoes and the chest piece so everything17123.685.958
but the two things we got up on in Bubba17127.63.56
over and out well you don't need over17129.6383.442
and out I'm right here okay well over17131.163.718
and on get on Champs go so where's the17133.083.76
next one uh let's go back to the base17134.8783.84
and get uh some fur we can go in the ice17136.843.878
cave oh good idea good idea and that was17138.7183.882
sneaky oh look at this flying into the17140.7184.0
moon I'm like ET in that movie about17142.65.198
those gays oh I found an alien mommy17144.7188.702
look oh no is he sick found home oh no17147.7986.84
[Music]17153.423.94
mommy are you done yeah you take the17154.6384.282
longest to get ready out of anybody I17157.363.598
know uh I didn't have anything to make17158.924.44
fur I got I got a coat and pants yeah17160.9584.042
all I got is the coat and the gloves and17163.363.32
like the basic [ __ ] gloves so we got to17165.03.32
get in and out of there quick yeah and I17166.683.038
don't know rat's with us I don't know if17168.323.92
rat will keep me warm look at him so17169.7185.562
damn cute doesn't look will you keep me17172.246.16
warm you little [ __ ] all right17175.285.678
well you coming17178.45.238
oh yeah you want to be so forward oh hey17180.9585.882
what's up fellas hey D you got where we17183.6384.762
putting this stuff we just got to go17186.843.48
wait no no no Simon we couldn't find any17188.44.28
metal y'all oh yeah you mean couldn't17190.324.92
find any metal it was a bust it's17192.684.68
everywhere yeah proba some right over17195.244.12
here somewhere not last night it wasn't17197.364.0
what do you mean everywhere you're crazy17199.364.56
everywhere y everywhere keep looking17201.363.96
yeah hey we're going to go get a drops17203.924.16
out of that ice cave we'll be back okay17205.324.88
I think they fell for it yeah I don't17208.083.6
know what the reasoning is for telling17210.23.32
them that I don't either it was for the17211.685.24
moment it was not funny really yeah17213.525.8
there was nothing good about it we got17216.923.76
to put this in a17219.327.68
thing whoa egg egg all right don't eat17220.6810.198
it thick 44 where all ah jeez don't17227.08.16
freak out all right drop how's it17230.8788.442
looking too cold all right light fire17235.167.68
light fire light fire how we17239.327.2
looking still too cold light fire light17242.845.6
fire light fire17246.524.0
incubating17248.446.08
sweet agent abro come in this is agentes17250.525.8
here right in front of you well I I like17254.523.52
playing Agent today oh boy we're already17256.324.0
ice cubing just pull your radio I'm not17258.043.56
going to pull my radio I'm focusing on17260.322.68
flying we're ice cubing this has got to17261.63.24
be a quick Mission okay but still we're17263.04.6
agents and this is Operation here we go17264.845.76
ice cave in and out do we need torches17267.64.56
operation In-N-Out Burger yeah torches17270.63.64
would probably be good if not there17272.163.88
should be a drop right below us I see it17274.243.08
that's what that's what I'm going for17276.043.32
and I heard there's more in here okay17277.323.28
are you getting it am I getting it uh17279.362.48
you go for it you go for it right this17280.62.84
agent neees uh on the ground all right17281.844.038
agent abs covering agentes moving in17283.446.16
seears crate uh ascendant cloth pants17285.8785.522
take it17289.65.118
uh Carbone the saddle okay I'll figure17291.46.36
out what that is later penguin agent uh17294.7185.042
that's the wrong button penguin down17297.765.798
come on penguin okay get on penguin down17299.765.798
let's move we got terrorist Penguins17303.5583.802
needes the threat's been neutralized17305.5583.682
let's move it's cold in here no they're17307.364.8
like Batman villains oh penguin I'm ice17309.244.718
Cubit let's go okay we're going we're17312.163.0
we're going we're going all right let's17313.9582.92
fly around there they should be in this17315.164.36
room somewhere uh oh yeah I think there17316.8784.562
was some uh what was it it was up here I17319.524.24
believe yep17321.444.92
yep oh Yeahs all over Place potential17323.766.28
threats uh okay go grab I'm moving in17326.367.358
quickly quickly quickly uh shoes and oh17330.045.0
this looks good this looks good some17333.7184.122
kind of gun I'm going to read it though17335.046.16
CRA all right ready that was great how17337.846.718
your help how's your help um help good17341.25.12
really okay yeah my health I'm I'm ice17344.5583.0
cubing but my Health's not going down17346.322.478
let's keep moving I think there's a17347.5583.402
couple more all right all17348.7983.92
[Music]17350.965.08
right welcome to the world I'm not going17352.7187.202
to name you just yet uh wait no time to17356.048.24
go get away from the oh [ __ ] ter17359.924.36
bird17368.03.0
[Music]17371.235.69
no holy holy [ __ ] eat that thing I got17372.67.72
to put out the fires can't17376.923.4
burn how did that [ __ ] happen wait17380.764.64
wait where are17384.363.88
you oh you stay17385.48.08
here we good God bless it what the what17388.247.558
you17393.482.318
did scared the [ __ ] out of me oh you're17395.844.64
going to you're going to die if you17399.282.598
don't get food17400.485.12
huh there you go17401.8786.282
God you got a big head who else has a17405.64.198
big head in the world I got to name you17408.164.04
after somebody with a big head there was17409.7985.522
one time a friend of mine uh he was17412.25.438
beaten by this 8ft tall Asian lady that17415.324.36
we call the big head you know why we17417.6384.762
call her the big head her head was like17419.685.8
eight times the size of a human head she17422.45.76
was probably uh I don't know if she was17425.485.158
like in that like testing like where17428.166.44
they they tested medicine but possible17430.6387.08
you're good on food let's17434.63.118
go Simon I know right listen listen this17438.447.04
is this is kind of a big thing yeah they17442.684.32
and we should do it just me and you like17445.482.56
all the way through we're going to be17447.03.12
getting this freaking Rock column and17448.044.88
people are going to be excited okay but17450.126.12
let's but for now huh look at us I know17452.925.4
look at look at this team of four you17456.245.96
know who did great today yep you and you17458.326.478
and hello17462.24.8
hey what you fellas up to we're up to17464.7984.242
metal yeah oh how much metal did you get17467.04.4
up to our neck with metal so much metal17469.044.518
so much all the metal we got all of it17471.43.6
out there listen let me tell you one17473.5584.522
thing the next time we're in here we're17475.05.0
going to have a cannon uh-huh now will17478.083.96
we have cannonballs to shoot with I17480.05.958
don't think so okay but we'll have a17482.046.88
cannon okay and that's good what are you17485.9584.802
doing Dr yeah Dr that whole conversation17488.923.44
about we had you know just just pick a17490.763.52
spot and sit still missed it did you17492.363.96
uh I also uh thought it would be more17494.284.8
entertaining to see it it it can be oh17496.325.08
no this is nice I personally like it17499.084.16
yeah I think him bringing in right here17501.44.76
boozan show cuz boozman deserves big17503.244.638
part of what we did deserves a lot of17506.163.478
credit so I know you don't understand17507.8784.362
yeah but diesel too diesel yeah you want17509.6384.522
me I'll grab they really they did good17512.243.718
all right very proud of them and and17514.163.68
nobody got hurt nobody even got hurt17515.9583.882
okay hold on what happened I think we17517.844.84
were I don't think we saw him H we saw17519.845.118
him where he was that was necessary so17522.684.198
listen you went overboard with that one17524.9584.442
I know I'm aware it's Abo's fault okay17526.8784.962
yep I did it I'm staying on my Mark I am17529.44.64
too now I'm not17531.845.76
moving so it's official everyone stays17534.045.758
still right here yeah yeah now we'll17537.64.278
wait for for thick to enter the scene17539.7984.482
yeah where's thick maybe he can enter so17541.8784.562
things could be fun now things slow if17544.284.678
he was naturally entering at this moment17546.444.56
at this moment it would be perfect hello17548.9583.68
gentlemen17551.04.798
th he where you been I've been doing a17552.6385.562
little work who's this little17555.7985.482
guy oh he's stuck seems shy I don't see17558.25.678
a littley I can't see him guys you moved17561.285.32
up your mark can I leave my mark now no17563.8785.042
no no you can't maybe he's shy he looks17566.64.68
shy look at him are you a shy [ __ ]17568.924.48
who's a shy he's completely stuck I17571.284.2
don't even see him come here how do you17573.43.64
not see him Simon he's looking straight17575.483.76
forward stuck on see him he's right17577.044.598
there don't bite the artifact we were17579.244.8
looking for a pig a pig that's right17581.6384.042
didn't you get pigs today thick I got17584.043.838
pigs and I made a baby oh well I didn't17585.685.24
even see the baby for perspective [ __ ]17587.8785.162
I really wish this guy wasn't stuck I17590.924.92
like him there he's funny hey funny boy17593.044.36
I'd like to get back in my place at some17595.842.798
point though I doubt that's going to17597.44.158
happen no uh just you know rough it R it17598.6385.482
outside he lives here now yeah this is17601.5585.922
your house boy okay but hey boys we got17604.124.96
some uh we got some awesome ascendant17607.484.52
fur armor blueprints today hopefully17609.084.478
next time we go into that ice cave we17612.03.558
going to be kicking some ass you guys17613.5583.802
let me know when you need fur and I will17615.5583.802
take Britney Sears out and get all the17617.364.56
fur your hearts can dream of we need fur17619.364.72
well that's very sweet of you yeah it it17621.924.56
is thank you and fur yes yeah no we need17624.084.2
to go uh we need to go murdering a lot17626.484.318
of wolves fur it's keep it to quit17628.286.99
biting the quit it good17630.7985.442
[Applause]17635.274.81
[Music]17636.248.28
boy hey guys hey D alias I'm I'm way up17640.087.558
here by way up here by thick up by17644.526.32
Thick's place you're up on Thick's house17647.6385.282
I'm up by it I mean right next to it17650.843.958
okay I'm looking I wanted to make a fun17652.924.24
entrance I I don't see you you're up on17654.7985.282
the on the rocks how about now I don't17657.165.478
oh yeah there you go he kangaroo coming17660.086.718
in come on come on land on17662.6384.16
me [ __ ] damn nice welcome to Rus hey17667.048.44
guys17672.483.0
[Music]17678.73.018
I couldn't help it just no I just want17680.02.92
listen if I had a kangaroo I'd want to17681.7182.762
do the same thing yeah you see how much17682.923.76
metal we're cooking over here this thing17684.483.84
is cooking really fast but we still have17686.684.36
a long ways to go yeah but listen I we17688.324.238
already have enough to make the cannon17691.043.48
you're saying you want to put it on a on17692.5584.122
a parasaur I think that would be cool17694.523.76
cuz that way we can walk it around yeah17696.684.16
remember in a scorched Earth RV big dumb17698.284.4
looking thing real dumb looking so we17700.844.16
getting that let's let's huh yeah you17702.683.64
guys got to go out to the desert to get17705.03.28
one of those oh [ __ ] that desert yeah17706.323.04
that's the only place I've ever seen17708.283.04
them okay I guess well you know I maybe17709.363.56
I've seen some in the swamp to the South17711.323.318
I don't know all right we'll find one17712.923.638
Chop Chop okay quit talking about it17714.6384.16
Chop Chop am I going by myself I I17716.5583.642
listen I'll go with you if you can give17718.7983.402
me some of the things cuz uh you know17720.24.48
who should I go with come with us H17722.24.678
desert I know but I mean we're we're17724.684.68
we're traning like a big animal all17726.8785.362
right and we'll Bond we'll take diesel17729.366.16
okay you R first class yeah yeah can I17732.245.88
sit first class absolutely oh thanks17735.525.16
Simon got the uh cheap seats yeah that's17738.124.88
me I got to go uh do pre-check I'll see17740.684.76
you in a minute okay hello hello anybody17743.04.958
come in this is thick44 hello thick4417745.445.6
this is ABS r with the big dick oh okay17747.9586.162
uh hey I am looking at a tech Raptor17751.045.04
right now do you want one of these17754.123.24
things yeah I want one of them thing17756.083.6
where you17757.362.32
at17762.323.0
[Applause]17769.853.06
paging passengers dalas and passengers17776.366.48
Simon I'm right here okay uh I need TR17779.325.52
arrows we got some just come on all17782.844.36
right I'm seat 1A you're 1 a you're17784.844.44
right there that's first class oh right17787.24.32
here yeah there's a there's a box full17789.286.32
of food and snacks help yourself oh wow17791.526.52
some spoiled meat up in that [ __ ] yep I17795.65.52
Don't Mind If I Do meat some berries oh17798.045.56
hello passenger Simon yes you're in the17801.125.16
back there where am I where let me uh17803.64.76
sit down before you let the plebs in17806.284.2
please okay could you move to the back17808.364.438
please sir me okay well I can't get17810.484.28
through just in the back there can't get17812.7984.08
through there we go thank you for not17814.765.72
doing a first class pass Simon oh I I17816.8785.722
actually I did you dropped the bomb I17820.483.72
did did you17822.64.84
did you find your seat sir what happened17824.25.758
what happened wa you're not the pilot I17827.444.438
know go back in the back I'm going to do17829.9583.562
this I'm going to jump through again17831.8783.402
yeah and then I'm going to go like this17833.524.118
try to sit down right there17835.286.4
nope nope no that's wrong okay one more17837.6385.92
time yeah I can't wait to see this17841.684.92
happen again yeah well why don't you st17843.5585.042
okay I why you sit down can you try to17846.66.88
oh okay here we go come on man listen17848.67.72
I'm not doing nothing get back you want17853.484.12
to sit up here you got to pay for it17856.323.2
yeah please get out of here okay there17857.65.76
we go there it is all right it's a great17859.526.64
view good luck with your Raptor oh yeah17863.365.358
hey you guys have fun you have fun I17866.164.6
can't see anything from right here it's17868.7183.682
very annoying well you should work17870.764.52
harder and get better seats what you're17872.45.12
implying that people who don't fly first17875.284.278
class don't work hard look I sit in the17877.525.118
cheap seats I'm lazy are you please keep17879.5585.4
it down back I love how just so that you17882.6384.122
can't make yourself seem wrong you'll17884.9583.522
accuse yourself of being lazy please17886.764.64
keep it down sorry daras for the Riff ra17888.484.478
back there it's all right it's you know17891.45.558
I'm used to it I can hear you a he looks17892.9585.84
great thick these guys are awesome you17896.9583.802
got the higher level one oh I did yeah17898.7984.322
man how what what level is yours level17900.763.118
oh17903.124.518
193 I named him GLE glorp GLE gorp M he17903.8785.962
cute little Rapp her hey GLE17907.6384.122
gorp hey what are we doing today what do17909.844.038
you want to do I had an idea abso17911.764.32
somebody uh in the comments recently17913.8785.162
said we needed a certain dinosaur okay17916.085.4
so today we're going to tame a uterus17919.044.96
anus I heard uterus and anus and I'm all17921.485.0
in 100% let's do it all right let's get17924.04.44
a tickling okay hey these things are17926.484.76
dangerous so uh be careful very careful17928.444.84
can we go on the Raptors let's take the17931.244.08
robo Raptors out for a spin yeah all17933.284.0
right let's do it hold on let's go make17935.323.478
I got to go make some Saddles make me a17937.283.438
saddle I'm I'm goingon to go park uh17938.7985.242
Britney Sears Britney [ __ ]17940.7185.482
D you comfortable yeah I feel pretty17944.045.36
good here okay good um oh crap look at17946.25.678
that what is that a blue Paris oh no17949.44.44
what there's like an alpha Carno you see17951.8783.92
that blue parasaur down there uh there's17953.844.48
a blue par I wish I could see why oh you17955.7984.482
can't see can somebody take this wall17958.324.6
down can you keep it down can I can I do17960.283.64
you have something you can shoot this17962.923.76
Carno with I I've got a um I mean I've17963.924.36
got some Stone arrows that's what you17966.684.038
brought Stone arrows I got I got Stone17968.284.88
arrows too did you make some uh Tran uh17970.7184.24
darts I've got Tran darts but we need to17973.164.08
get this uh hey dris tell you what yeah17974.9583.562
you fly this17977.243.76
thing be careful getting off kind of17978.524.4
weird that you're asking can I get off17981.04.718
don't can I can I get up NOP stay seated17982.924.68
sir come on this sucks man my knees are17985.7183.84
jammed into this wall you should have17987.64.16
bought the good ticket yep I didn't buy17989.5585.522
any tickets hold on uh I hit him hold on17991.766.118
let me sit down okay I'm seated is he17995.086.2
following um fly to our right uh it's uh17997.8785.362
slightly distracted by another animal18001.284.4
but still I'm getting up hold on I'm18003.244.52
getting up hold on no stay seated sir18005.683.84
I'm already I'm already up you got to18007.764.36
sit down please is he far enough away18009.524.52
from the I didn't see the parasor in the18012.123.28
first place heading back toward the18014.044.04
parasor okay guys be careful there sir18015.45.12
you need to stay seated I am I'm I'm I'm18018.084.478
not going to do this sit down sir no I18020.524.278
don't want to sit down sit down you need18022.5584.962
sit down sir don't force me to land this18024.7984.402
I will then I'll get down and I'll be18027.524.278
happier hold on Hey listen NE you said18029.24.2
that you had crowed you said you had18031.7984.562
Tran stuff is it in this stor oh [ __ ]18033.45.68
what are you doing oh boy I need help18036.364.438
yeah I know I know he's on is he on you18039.083.92
I don't see you uh I'm I'm going by the18040.7985.16
Paris Sir woo I think it's following me18043.06.2
this bad thing who freaking who locked18045.9585.68
this freaking bin over here well you got18049.24.12
to pay for the ticket that gets that oh18051.6383.842
crap he's coming at me okay okay okay oh18053.325.318
nice I got him a boy that is that thing18055.485.68
going to attack us um grab him grab him18058.6384.24
with your feet and take him away that's18061.164.08
that's right we can grab things so Dopey18062.8783.92
yeah get him out of here you come with18065.243.718
me all right I'm going to start taming18066.7983.76
I'm ready you ready coming right toward18068.9586.68
us ready look at him in three 2 one fire18070.5586.802
don't see his head but all right oh18075.6384.482
there it goes is he running he's running18077.364.68
careful he'll stomp you he gets close18080.124.36
swinging back around oh boy he's18082.047.32
stomping ow what uh what level is18084.489.88
it 68 not bad whoa what is this little18089.367.518
things after18094.362.518
me you behind me thick I'm behind you18098.843.718
I'm not as fast as you you got the18101.42.72
higher level one remember okay I'll slow18102.5583.442
up then hey these things are great all18104.123.8
right so so you want a uh you want one18106.03.4
of those furry things that screams at18107.923.24
people that's what the anosa is right18109.44.478
yep and what it does it Buffs your18111.165.398
dinosaurs so it can do like a battlecry18113.8783.92
this is going to help during the boss18116.5582.802
fight okay so it'll make our battle18117.7984.202
Raptor Stronger Yeah like 25% hold on I18119.367.12
got to rest yeah yeah gotcha oh gotcha18122.09.36
gotcha gotcha gotcha gotcha gotcha18126.487.84
gotcha these things are freaking awesome18131.366.438
oh there's a horse food yeah18134.329.0
food food got you food gotcha oh I18137.7987.122
jumped on it did you see that thing18143.324.16
that's awesome holy crap Yum Yum Yum Yum18144.924.68
Yum y I totally tackled that18147.484.398
thing watch out watch out watch out what18149.64.44
do you mean I mean me18151.8788.322
that I [ __ ] I'm I'm I'm being attack you18154.048.918
damn it a big attack okay Corner's down18160.26.92
run run run you son of a [ __ ] run oh my18162.9588.442
God oh my God got him thanks oh here18167.127.758
comes one attacking me he's down okay18171.45.08
man that was hairy where's the Paras oh18174.8783.76
there he is I need water and food no I18176.484.44
don't need food I just need water well18178.6383.562
you're in the cheap seat so you don't18180.923.038
get water18182.24.72
cheap seeds get water okay come on baby18183.9586.362
go down come on go down oh boy how many18186.926.038
shots you got left not many oh we got18190.325.16
more guys coming oh crap I'm going to18192.9586.722
die reload sumon oh picked them up I18195.486.398
dropped them oh you dropped them I got18199.684.16
three there you go good job neebs oh you18201.8784.522
got me dris okay oh wait is he sleeping18203.845.28
oh God is he he's down you son of a18206.45.44
[ __ ] he's down that was amazing we all18209.125.64
missed it we need berries I got I got to18211.844.92
hop off you need berries give them the18214.763.68
narcotics I've got berries I'm hopping18216.763.958
off should be berries in the first class18218.443.48
it's all right I got some berries you18220.7183.362
guys got berries up there dude you got18221.924.038
everything up there son of a [ __ ] let18224.083.52
me in there no it's18225.9585.122
amazing okay what do you see uh what the18227.66.4
heck is that oh that's a crazy colored18231.084.84
bear down there look at that wow that's18234.03.958
a bear red and white bear like it should18235.923.718
be on the front of a cereal box or18237.9584.242
something red and white o here going eat18239.6383.762
some red18242.24.8
wios part of a nutritious breakfast18243.46.2
sugar the [ __ ] out of your kids all18247.04.28
right woo all right got chilly real18249.63.52
quick it did get CH now this is where18251.283.598
I've seen the the thing you're talking18253.124.28
about I think I see one really Straight18254.8785.08
Ahead that is it yep I see it yelling18257.44.36
this is going to be a very difficult18259.9584.322
tame should we build like a can we build18261.764.76
ourselves like a cage or something to18264.283.92
you know what I mean yeah we18266.524.96
can hey guys yeah that was my last Arrow18268.25.24
too dude that's that's why I was at you18271.484.078
no I know and that's and that's fun that18273.444.518
happens that that happened with duris18275.5586.08
recently yeah it did so we're at 96.518277.9587.76
here we go in three18281.6386.762
two yeah18285.7185.08
yeah all right it's I guess I'm near it18288.44.158
what do you want to name it hey C Bear18290.7985.0
uh I don't know is BL to cliche what'18292.5586.802
you say is blue to cliche yep it is H18295.7985.522
it's easy to remember isn't it um let's18299.364.358
not worry about it now it's get dark18301.324.76
okay I don't have any torches oh boy we18303.7184.24
really need to make a saddle somehow all18306.084.44
right oh wow it's very dark very quick18307.9584.562
worst prep the worst prep I'm going to18310.524.0
be in my first class seat I guess oh18312.523.52
[ __ ] all right I'll take the crap seat I18314.523.16
don't care well that's what you paid for18316.043.16
sir I want to get on I know I want to18317.682.958
get on the bird though he's following18319.23.48
somebody following18320.6384.32
me all right thick I think this is going18322.685.16
to work yeah yeah but hey what do we do18324.9585.202
about these guys back here uh well I was18327.843.68
uh I was actually when we're taming this18330.162.76
thing I'm going to be riding on mind18331.523.6
because you can shoot and ride you know18332.924.24
what I mean yeah so I feel like I'll be18335.123.88
fast and Nimble on that more faster and18337.163.76
more Nimble than I'll be rning around on18339.05.44
foot that's true my guy ah I I put a lot18340.925.638
of stuff into a stamina but I can try18344.443.92
that as well yeah it's up to you if you18346.5583.522
want to put him in the cage I'm going to18348.363.32
ride him and then all we got to do is18350.083.28
hang out wait till morning and then find18351.685.56
ourselves a furry little anus18353.363.88
yep18357.523.88
oh oh18359.125.28
yeah18361.43.0
okay all right nebs we just need him to18367.9586.962
just kind of slowly okay he's18371.367.4
okay oh boy is he on one foot kind18374.926.2
of Simon can you scooch forward a little18378.766.08
bit no no I've got no uh try to qu oh18381.128.04
he's not no no I over here about this18384.847.6
way huh oh yeah that worked perfect yeah18389.166.558
you know what is he on yeah yeah he's on18392.445.08
yeah we're good to go yep yep we're good18395.7184.322
let's go you're crazy man for thinking18397.524.358
that you can get this animal on top of18400.043.678
the platform the way it is got to make18401.8784.322
it who's got wood uh I got some wood18403.7185.042
what am I making uh ramps let's put18406.24.678
ramps around the edges see if that works18408.766.038
I've got 20 wood 20 wood yeah perfect18410.8787.0
that's enough we make 2018414.7986.362
ramps hey thick yeah tell you it's not a18417.8786.562
very pretty day it's ug hey but I uh I18421.164.52
came prepared I want to show you18424.443.64
something I'm in the fire in the fire at18425.684.52
the hill let's see where's it at where's18428.084.84
it at here we go what you got what the18430.25.32
heck is that it's a bear trap that's a18432.925.24
bear trap it's a bear large bear trap I18435.525.96
mean built one that thing's Jesus that's18438.165.718
not a bear trap that's a large bear trap18441.484.04
I mean that's what it's called you can18443.8783.122
catch more you'll kill a bear with this18445.524.6
thing it's for large animals all right18447.05.36
so we lure this thing into the bear trap18450.124.04
yes that will probably kill it because18452.363.4
look at the size of this thing I think18454.163.96
it this big it's going to be like aola18455.765.77
yeah let's try it out um all right I'm18458.126.51
[Music]18461.533.1
in hey Pig over18465.79810.08
here oh boy oh yep all right oh oh God18470.367.56
my Dino feels uneasy my dno is scared18475.8784.92
and out of control thck yeah I don't18477.924.958
know where I am or where I'm running oh18480.7984.362
no oh boy while you're running away my D18482.8784.0
is scared he's out of control I'm18485.163.52
freezing he's running the mountains like18486.8783.722
a fool get out of the wall get out of18488.683.878
the wall you dumbass I'm looking for my18490.63.76
trap all right all right yeah go to the18492.5583.282
Trap okay all right I'm out I'm out I'm18494.363.12
out I'm out where's this where's this18495.843.44
thing I think he's following me come up18497.483.88
by the Trap oh yeah I see you I'm on the18499.284.32
way H with that bear trap hold him thick18501.364.4
oh I got him oh you got him yeah well I18503.64.6
got him in the Trap beautiful all right18505.764.32
lay into him God why am I not getting18508.24.518
hit markers not oh he's off of me it18510.086.92
he's oh God I'm scared I'm scared you18512.7187.0
scared oh run my Dino's doing whatever18517.05.638
it wants that bear trap was useless thck18519.7184.882
it it stopped him for a little bit oh18522.6383.962
God my D scared I'm scared I'm running18524.64.038
away I don't know where I'm going why am18526.64.84
my D scared why are you such a18528.6385.482
[ __ ] is this a good spot needs I think18531.444.76
so man it's pretty tight yeah it looks18534.124.2
like it okay I mean it's going to work18536.24.0
keep it down back there sir okay18538.325.12
straight this way sir y y oh little18540.26.0
further little further okay don't move18543.444.84
he's got two feet on two feet okay I'm18546.24.48
backing up slowly back up slowly St win18548.286.2
two feet stop oh oh come18550.685.76
on you're going have to scoot up a18554.483.0
little bit you're taking up too much18556.443.68
room I'm not I'm not taking up too much18557.487.158
room take two oh [ __ ] he's down he's18560.127.2
down did you do it I did it awesome go18564.6384.602
go go go go all right right behind you18567.324.12
all right in front of you I guess now18569.243.52
all right cover me18571.442.56
[ __ ] is18572.764.68
this uh oh I think I see it yeah there18574.06.36
we go there we go okay can I get to it18577.445.48
abro thick this is neebs yo what's going18580.365.68
on neebs hello neebs are y'all busy uh18582.925.48
yeah we're taming this uh furry anus18586.044.28
okay we got a parasor and he won't stay18588.44.2
on the bird and we need a saddle or18590.324.72
something parasor saddle huh Paras oh I18592.64.44
have a parasor saddle thick thick says18595.043.72
he has a parasor saddle yeah if I want18597.043.838
in a drop can you go get it bring it to18598.763.798
us ah18600.8785.122
uh yeah after this tame man it's it's18602.5585.482
going to be no I think I can oh of18606.03.6
course you can yeah how you going to get18608.043.16
there you going to run I'm going to run18609.63.118
to the to the base onto the green18611.24.758
Obelisk yep okay I think I can do it our18612.7187.362
coordinates are 6252 6252 okay all right18615.9587.322
6252 thick and neebs once uh once I get18620.084.558
this guy tamed I'll get back to base and18623.283.278
I'll try to join you too okay cool all18624.6385.962
right byebye the18626.5584.042
out18631.048.6
[Music]18632.199.52
[Applause]18639.649.36
[Music]18641.7111.248
hello oh hello hello D that was pretty18649.08.44
quick yeah a dragon oh look at this18652.9589.242
guy I love it it's a she she blue uh she18657.446.518
that color Isn't that cool that's great18662.23.4
man that's uh18663.9584.962
standard oh there it is okay is that a18665.65.88
platform s wow oh perfect that's what we18668.925.4
need it's a ramshackle18671.484.76
okay oh wait this feels better than18674.325.68
before right oh wow somebody better put18676.246.2
some walls around that thing stop I am18680.04.52
stopped okay18682.444.64
walls uh they don't just happen when you18684.526.278
yell that PS hold18687.086.16
on that doesn't want to build because18690.7984.402
maybe he's in the way tell you what I18693.243.88
just got upgraded it's not letting me18695.24.08
build I think we should go for it huh I18697.124.16
think so too really you guys aren't that18699.285.04
far away from home all right let's do it18701.284.64
are you sitting on the parasor yeah oh18704.323.2
that's why I can't get on there that's18705.924.36
my upgrade I'm not the pilot Simon first18707.524.52
class is open but you didn't pay for it18710.284.56
so I well I'm I'm sitting really am I18712.045.0
going up there NOP please shut the18714.844.32
curtain sir get back to your seat I'm no18717.043.96
I'm sitting up here every once in a18719.163.08
while you get an upgrade it's going to18721.03.68
be added to your account yeah it will18722.245.92
should I try try it uh-huh yep18724.687.878
now son of a [ __ ] guys I'm out of here18728.167.04
take me with you are we walking yeah18732.5585.202
we're walking it does this thing fight18735.24.64
uh not really you need to pick up things18737.764.56
around me we'll do Simon you want to18739.846.16
drive this no damn it I'm up here and18742.327.318
join first class you shouldn't18746.06.6
be yo18749.6386.08
oh wow you're a big boy ain't you time18752.64.8
to go you got to follow me we got to get18755.7183.642
back to base and then we got to go uh18757.43.96
find nees and we got to find duris and18759.363.96
Simon you don't know these guys yet but18761.365.68
you GNA hopefully you can make it back18763.326.318
you with me is that as fast as you can18767.045.16
go oh my God it's going to take forever18769.6385.24
yep all right yep come on Slowpoke18772.24.88
please tell me you're faster than that18774.8785.322
that's it huh you're like a big [ __ ]18777.086.4
chicken Alice yeah you behind me I don't18780.25.598
know I'm underneath you are you can you18783.484.64
get down from those rocks I yeah I just18785.7984.682
did a little butt slide is that stuff18788.124.24
coming at you what is this what you okay18790.483.0
there's animals what do you mean what do18792.362.68
you I don't know you're the eye in the18793.483.8
sky [ __ ] yeah you got animals coming18795.044.24
your way I can't are they ignoring you18797.283.598
or they fighting I don't know oh no18799.283.16
they're not going to like you in the sky18800.8782.84
you tell me what they're doing you can't18802.443.24
see your own body I can't oh there's an18803.7184.522
alpha holy [ __ ] there's an alpha [ __ ]18805.684.038
don't go that way turn around I can't I18808.243.558
can't turn around it's such a slow turn18809.7184.642
I'm getting attacked and [ __ ] oh boy oh18811.7985.322
[ __ ] we're oh my god oh it's it's not a18814.366.32
hold on dude pick them up all right down18817.125.2
what are you doing I don't know I'm just18820.686.198
trying to help [ __ ] oh crap [ __ ]18822.328.16
St God it's a blood bath what did I do18826.8786.442
this for [ __ ] blood bath I'm so pick18830.484.36
them up18833.324.8
okay these big things no [ __ ] I'm18834.845.6
really slow do I have one I got one of18838.124.8
them oh my God I got one of them keep18840.446.24
fighting oh I fell up a crap you okay18842.927.2
hello sh sh shh I don't think it knows18846.686.32
I'm it knows I'm18850.122.88
here18856.5584.442
caras18859.083.6
dras18861.03.958
suon18862.684.958
Yello18864.9585.722
hello thank you for flying diesel18867.6384.812
air18870.682.77
[Applause]18872.459.79
[Music]18873.4512.07
oh man they're delicious aren't they18882.246.318
wow aul ber is my favorite I actually18885.525.76
like airplane food yeah me too I mean18888.5585.16
also we've got first class so it helps18891.284.358
the first class food is much better than18893.7184.362
where are my peanuts shut up please who18895.6384.402
who's there don't I get peanuts what18898.084.04
class are you in I'm in the back class18900.044.36
shut your mouth poor man there's no food18902.124.72
back there no we get cookies or peanuts18904.44.52
or shitty pretzels you get nothing and18906.844.36
nothing shut your mouth I want my shitty18908.924.28
pretzels actually lucky we will let you18911.23.92
talk listen if one of my AO berries18913.23.96
rolls down the aisle it's all you oh18915.124.48
really yeah need my only feedback for18917.164.718
this Airline is that you there needs to18919.64.32
be more of a sound barrier to keep the18921.8784.562
poor people from speaking to us shut up18923.924.798
maybe a stone wall or a wood wall at18926.444.88
least Y just keep chomping you can't18928.7185.92
hear as much oh it's18931.323.318
true all right guys we are uh18940.7984.322
approaching our destination okay18943.164.84
excellent everyone has a grapple yep18945.125.32
yeah we need a place with a bunch of18948.05.08
beaver dams M close together I think I18950.444.24
see one right up here or at least18953.084.12
there's two glad you could see something18954.685.52
cuz I can't shut your [ __ ] mouth I18957.24.48
think this is a good spot neebs I got I18960.23.438
see four beaver dams right around us all18961.684.64
right d i see one directly to your right18963.6384.362
I see one to the right and me to the18966.323.238
front of it can I be a part of this18968.03.6
conversation who are you seriously18969.5583.362
though when do I get to see what's going18971.62.8
on you know you need to explain [ __ ] to18972.923.56
me uh Simon there's actually a beaver18974.44.72
dam behind you if you jump straight down18976.484.76
behind you uh to the back of the bird18979.124.36
can I get up uh yeah yeah get up and18981.244.52
look behind you all right I see my damn18983.484.0
it's right behind that Diplodocus down18985.764.08
there you H you can't can you see it18987.484.28
behind the Diplodocus I don't know what18989.842.798
a18991.763.36
dipl which direction which direction18992.6384.0
there's a river with a green long neck18995.123.0
dinosaur right behind him is a beaver18996.6385.0
dam Behind the Green long neck18998.123.518
dinosaur nah just it's right behind him19002.04.52
just trust me go right behind behind19004.923.638
that green that green guy right there19006.524.68
yep there's a right behind there's a dam19008.5585.562
yes sir I'm attaching my grapple I am19011.26.16
also attaching my grapple everyone ready19014.129.24
yep 3 2 1 go team go19017.367.32
stuck on the19023.363.72
wing I'm completely stuck you're fine19024.684.4
thick don't ruin the mission thick19027.083.52
seeing beavers all right I'm on the19029.083.52
ground am I am I on the ground yet yep19030.63.64
keep holding right click to give slack19032.64.24
and move towards your Dam I never knew19034.244.558
where my dam was I told you it's by the19036.845.118
green dinosaur all right so um mine's19038.7985.08
just Out Of Reach I'm just out of reach19041.9585.84
too o do I maybe I can go lower ler19043.8785.92
lower it a little bit oh I can reach I19047.7984.602
can reach too uh Simon you're going to19049.7984.362
the Simon it's to your right I'm at a19052.45.0
green dinosaur I can release and then go19054.165.04
cross the river Simon just go right it's19057.43.398
it's right by the big by the big19059.24.28
brosaurus now this thing right here am I19060.7984.482
doing this yeah it looks like a big19063.483.52
wooden like bunch of sticks together I19065.283.598
see it all right perfect but I can't get19067.03.28
to it can't get to it hold on let me19068.8783.642
give you some slack are you to it yep19070.284.04
can you go down more guys I'm going to19072.523.56
have to I've got a lot of threats around19074.323.318
I'm going to have to go to mine I just19076.084.44
got yanked oh no Deus his head button19077.6385.402
you [ __ ] am I grabbing this oh boy19080.525.08
there's a raptor oh crap hold on are we19083.044.4
AB boarding NOP just give me a second19085.63.6
what am I done oh beaver's after me too19087.444.68
heavy to jump [ __ ] [ __ ] what am I done19089.25.8
oh God how do I oh crap too heavy okay I19092.125.8
K too heavy yes why I'm too heavy are19095.04.68
you too heavy to Grapple up oh I got all19097.922.84
this19099.683.56
wood what do you mean did he goad don't19100.765.038
go low don't go low hold on a beer after19103.244.558
me really you already did19105.7986.482
it is he dead he's dead oh crap go up19107.7986.0
I've got two beavers after me I'm going19112.283.76
up I'm going up all right who's still19113.7985.602
attached me think 44 Simon you attached19116.046.44
I'm attached mes did you get any no I19119.45.88
was waiting on the on the go sign me too19122.484.12
all right Simon you get yours and then19125.282.92
you grapple up all right when I grapple19126.63.68
up what do I hit again no Simon get19128.24.08
right by your damn see right there I'm19130.283.56
going to I'm right now I'm avoiding19132.284.76
these guys no go go here follow me no19133.844.64
well I don't know where you are I'm19137.043.64
right in front of you been stick okay19138.484.56
what what look come right here don't19140.684.76
grab it yet okay I know I was just19143.045.48
dancing around these these threats yeah19145.444.64
dancer you just come down the Beavers19148.522.88
won't mess with you until you mess with19150.083.28
the damn I didn't know that wait don't19151.44.04
grab it just wait right there I am I'm19153.363.24
going to go to this one right here I19155.443.88
want to know how I retract this left19156.66.038
click thank you all right Simon you19159.328.0
ready hey guys hey is that oh dalius19162.6387.0
what's up hi uh sorry about that I19167.324.92
thought we were getting um sorry so why19169.6385.362
don't we do why don't we do him now no19172.244.68
let's just do this and go abs are you19175.03.68
ready yeah I'm ready as soon as we say19176.924.798
go you got to fly copy copy sumon access19178.686.84
inventory by hitting e yep be are P okay19181.7186.602
and oh crap it disconnected my thing19185.525.32
this oh disconnected my thing too son of19188.325.398
a [ __ ] come on run I can't run hold on19190.845.118
my guy's not doing nothing s he not19193.7184.802
doing nothing you have a grapple I had19195.9585.402
to kill the B oh crap D where you at I'm19198.524.8
out of grapples oh crap can I pick you19201.364.88
up yeah oh they're all coming oh crap19203.325.52
reload come on they're all over me oh19206.243.88
God I'm going to try to get you I can't19208.844.24
see [ __ ] kill too you got a Beaver Damn19210.125.32
it I got a beaver I didn't want to the19213.084.08
one time in my life I don't want to grab19215.445.118
Beaver go come on I'm coming Dave I'm19217.166.52
coming on your beaver grab me did I get19220.5585.722
you no no he got me how the [ __ ] I get19223.685.52
that oh you let me go I'm sorry are you19226.285.278
still attack oh he dumb dick killed19229.24.518
another neor oh you got me yeah I got19231.5584.842
you oh boy Nick you okay can you you got19233.7185.0
a grapple yeah hold on where you at19236.45.68
where you at oh wo all right we got19238.7185.92
you man I didn't know it would unhook19242.084.12
your grapple when you access the19244.6383.442
inventory oh yeah lesson learn hey that19246.23.438
was a successful Mission we got some19248.083.82
inning paste19249.6387.722
[Music]19251.98.3
yeah I feel like I'm on trial you I feel19257.364.4
like you're in charge19260.24.0
yeah like I thought abro was going to19261.764.118
talk and he was going to have a speech19264.24.16
and makes sense that he sit there yeah I19265.8783.802
was kind of going to I was going to ask19268.362.92
everybody questions but dick was like no19269.683.0
I'm sitting there so I got kicked out19271.283.2
over here well no usually because you19272.683.198
guys are on One Tribe and I'm on the19274.482.96
other it's like but that's not that's19275.8783.122
how this feels this doesn't work that19277.442.6
way I think it feels like you're19279.02.878
supposed to be we discussed this before19280.043.08
feel like it feels like you're supposed19281.8783.242
to be leading what's going on today okay19283.123.96
well I'll tell everybody what's going on19285.124.72
neees hey Pariser you [ __ ] up the last19287.084.4
time yeah with the parer no I don't19289.843.48
think it was I mean there was a group of19291.485.28
us it was I was on the I was guiding it19293.326.12
and uh we this is a classic power play19296.764.76
it is it's not this is a power play this19299.443.6
isn't a power play I'm not I'm not19301.522.92
powering anything but I know you want19303.043.16
one oh man you're looking you're looking19304.443.278
up there going like hey this is what's19306.23.758
going on I don't like your tone sir yeah19307.7183.722
if you want people to follow you thick19309.9583.322
you got to be more of a team player I'm19311.444.0
asking questions okay I I didn't give19313.283.96
any direction right now I said hey did19315.443.4
you [ __ ] up well remember how I was19317.242.718
explaining it and then you guys just19318.843.038
interrupted uh I we went through a19319.9584.84
heavily vegetated area and um was19321.8784.962
pounced upon okay so how do you plan to19324.7985.08
rebound uh I've actually seen parisers19326.845.2
just in our backyard in the forest so19329.8784.362
I'm going to go on foot try it that way19332.044.4
okay and that's just you uh I figure the19334.244.2
same team put the bandb together I mean19336.444.32
we were an efficient team so yep you're19338.444.72
like Yoko who is that thick We're The19340.764.48
Beatles You're Yoko nobody wants Yoko19343.164.638
around and a an efficient team that that19345.245.44
got the Pariser killed uhhuh most of you19347.7985.242
uh or no two of you died during the last19350.684.52
mission God he is like Yoko isn't he19353.044.4
yeah he is just keeps talking wants to19355.24.518
make an album yeah but Yoko Yoko wasn't19357.444.24
the most powerful person in Ragnarok do19359.7183.84
they do they have big glasses in this19361.684.56
game slap them on them that would be fun19363.5585.842
then he can go hey look you guys you19366.245.8
guys can go ahead and uh [ __ ] up again19369.44.398
probably will sit back down thick we19372.043.4
only talked about one thing well no19373.7982.84
what's everybody we're not done I'm19375.442.76
telling you what I'm doing I have some19376.6384.92
regrets and I have to go amend them so19378.24.64
we'll never see you again we'll never19381.5584.842
see him again wow oh the seat now that's19382.845.92
good good call all right uh I I have a19386.44.2
big problem too guys I'm uh I only have19388.763.64
one jaboa left so I I need to go get19390.63.64
more jabas this feels like a help group19392.43.44
doesn't it what happened most of them19394.243.2
most of them died I only got rat left19395.843.038
and I love rat to death but if he dies I19397.442.6
don't know what I'm going to do so I19398.8783.242
need I I need to go get more Jos thank19400.044.12
you for sharing okay see you guys later19402.123.56
tell while they're going to die as well19404.163.398
all right guys I guess it's us again yep19405.684.76
yeah Pariser Mission the Dream Team and19407.5585.32
break19410.442.438
all right rat I know you hate being in19415.082.92
your little cage but it's for your own19416.62.92
damn good right now because you're19418.03.04
you're the last jbo I got left and I19419.523.198
don't know what I'd do if I lost you I19421.043.96
have no one to replace you with so uh19422.7183.642
I'm going to go get you a whole bunch of19425.03.08
little new brothers and sisters today19426.363.16
okay I know going to put them all in the19428.082.6
backyard and you're going to have a good19429.523.52
old good old jboa time oh you cute19430.684.118
little19433.043.918
thing all right you stay safe don't19434.7984.76
starve to death I'm taking champ I love19436.9585.322
you I love you rat19439.5585.442
everybody here yeah okay Timmy stay19442.285.48
close to me so I was flying on champ19445.04.6
earlier I saw a par are right back here19447.763.798
in these Woods really I don't know what19449.63.92
level he was there's usually a couple19451.5584.282
little uh [ __ ] back here too you19453.524.278
know oh threats little tiny little19455.843.52
threats so we better keep our weapons19457.7983.92
ready all I got is freaking Tran darts19459.365.08
as a weapon me too okay well that's not19461.7185.522
smart it'll have oh there he is oh wow19464.445.518
holy [ __ ] oh he's pretty look at that19467.245.84
that's nice he's a oh one holy crap he's19469.9586.802
a 112 oh all righty uh this might be19473.086.44
kind of tough I kind of okay everybody19476.765.198
got your tran got TRS armed right yeah19479.523.8
watch out for this other guy we don't19481.9583.082
want to piss him off all right let's19483.323.28
move in Simon you got to keep your19485.043.32
distance you're on foot I'm on foot but19486.64.56
I don't even uh there he is moving in19488.364.56
let me know when you guys have a shot I19491.166.96
got a shot I got a shot ready fire whe19492.929.48
fired oh boy careful yep woo Timmy's too19498.127.4
quick too quick Timmy in Pursuit watch19502.44.88
your ears Timmy might take a few shots19505.523.56
to bring him down he's high level oh19507.285.16
yeah here he go oh I just got he got me19509.085.84
watch out there Z it he's coming my way19512.445.68
now nope on you Simmon are you faster19514.926.878
than he is I think so cool you are you19518.125.32
are oh he's after you isn't he still19521.7983.92
after me I'm going to run out of stamina19523.444.56
very soon I'll try to draw him away let19525.7185.642
he cross follow me he's following you19528.05.878
Simon rest up all right he's running19531.365.64
guys there he is I'm in Pursuit probably19533.8784.68
going to pass out any minute now got to19537.04.24
be oh getting attacked by what by what19538.5584.882
something took my meat he's down he's19541.244.398
down yeah hey oh wait careful there's a19543.445.04
bear uh-oh oh crap don't get too close19545.6384.92
to the bear I'm not someone want to put19548.485.6
some uh berries in that thing uh not me19550.5585.122
I will but I'll do it hold on the bear19554.084.52
is keep on that bear there the bear is19555.685.0
there oh these are my airplane berries19558.65.84
all right well okay bear just moving19560.686.32
away no bear's coming19564.445.4
back Bear's curious kind of dark over19567.05.04
here that's a curious bear oh man don't19569.844.84
beat our Pariser I will shoot it maybe I19572.044.12
can get him to follow me huh that's what19574.682.878
I was thinking you want me to lead it19576.163.638
away I can put a TR in he's angry he's19577.5584.442
foll me I'll lead him away you guys keep19579.7984.362
an eye on that Pariser hey does the19582.03.638
parasor have what it needs he needs19584.165.0
berries and narcotics oh Carno holy crap19585.6385.08
where way over here with me don't worry19589.164.08
about it19590.7182.522
okay my a little Cy one c one o a little19596.010.04
fuzzy one by Jas oh this is so damn cute19601.926.76
this so damn cute oh that just so damn19606.045.16
cute19608.682.52
my getting dark I know it's getting dark19613.524.96
and this freaking tame isn't working out19616.443.48
very well this isn't a good place to be19618.483.12
when it's dark cuz is like already kind19619.923.76
of dark I know but have you been getting19621.63.68
more berries I put all the berries I19623.683.0
could in it I know but no but there's19625.282.84
berries around us yeah grab berries19626.683.56
around I'm what I'm been doing okay good19628.123.838
is it just me if I'm I just doing that19630.243.88
well I'm just kind of keeping an eye on19631.9584.76
everything you keep an eye on everything19634.125.08
hey guys the caros not a problem anymore19636.7185.322
I see that why'd you bring it back um in19639.25.598
case anybody's hungry ah so how are we19642.045.44
looking on the T well we uh we lost it19644.7984.602
cuz it ran ran out of the berries a19647.484.318
berry problem yeah yeah cuz I think I19649.45.44
think der's put in seven berries like he19651.7984.882
we got it we're good how many you put in19654.843.44
bushes around right I wasn't the one who19656.682.92
said I didn't have anything you said all19658.282.56
I got berries and to put them in I19659.62.52
didn't know how fast the berries would19660.843.36
go well you put in six berries look how19662.124.8
big he is now it's six six berries I19664.24.56
think a monster that size probably eat19666.924.16
about six berries yeah no no it's not19668.763.4
though yeah I don't know how it's eating19671.082.478
when it's unconscious anyway it doesn't19672.164.6
make sense to me yeah but six19673.5588.362
six hey I just met you and this is crazy19676.768.92
but here's jaoa so kiss it maybe who19681.924.76
wants to19685.685.68
snuggle and get real lazy kiss me myoa19686.687.48
I'll kiss it19691.362.8
maybe I believe the spot was right about19694.684.15
here19697.5583.0
[Music]19698.835.21
somewhere you see Dr biscuits I probably19700.5585.202
should have explain the19704.044.96
paint I have regrets and I always think19705.765.16
what would I have done different19709.04.68
I remember when I tamed you I told you19710.924.84
you're probably going to die today and19713.684.0
you didn't you've lasted so long you've19715.764.56
been such a good companion but today you19717.685.48
might if successful then we're both19720.325.2
going to just laugh about this but if19723.166.2
not then we will both die are you ready19725.527.6
sir okay let's do19729.366.72
this I kind of want to call him like19733.125.678
it's a her her yeah ah that ruins19736.083.92
everything it does but you know what I19738.7982.402
was thinking I was like what does that19740.04.48
green remind me of okay and Slimer it's19741.26.24
Slimer H but that's the green never like19744.484.318
Slimer what about Hulk it's a little19747.443.88
hokey well that's what being a girl kind19748.7984.042
of messes that up then I was thinking19751.323.638
like David Banner but it's a girl we're19752.844.6
always the wrong thing so Deborah Banner19754.9584.642
Deborah Banner Good Old Debbie can we19757.443.88
just call her Hulk that's kind of that19759.63.92
could be either gender right She-Hulk19761.324.2
yeah there's a She-Hulk yeah but that's19763.524.72
too wordy it's two syllables just Hulk19765.526.88
huh here we go good War it um Hulk I'm19768.247.68
doing it g whatever you make bad choices19772.45.72
is that another one uh where I don't see19775.925.038
it one Straight Ahead should we do it oh19778.125.12
no okay we'll get we'll make two cannons19780.9584.76
too just for the fun of it yeah put that19783.243.88
fire out can we go back only you can19785.7183.522
stop a forest fire I put out the fire19787.124.598
all right head back to the base look at19789.246.0
that butt look at that butt Hulk is a19791.7185.202
stupid name by the way it's really dumb19795.243.398
it's the worst one we've ever had don't19796.925.32
listen to them Hulk we're talking19798.6383.602
okay he was cute tried to escape from me19806.246.398
but I'm an animal I ain't going to let19809.766.28
him be just cuddle up with me you cute19812.6386.722
your bow of me I'm going to [ __ ] scratch19816.044.88
your ass I don't I I don't know that I19819.364.198
don't know that song It's a rapy song I19820.923.56
don't like19823.5582.962
it all19824.484.76
right oh boy here we19826.525.84
go doesn't look like there's much down19829.246.92
there I said that the same way I think19832.366.198
last19836.162.398
time19839.0411.79
[Music]19840.7510.08
okay no egg19854.524.64
here no19857.084.84
wyverns19859.167.36
okay God this is deja vu all over19861.924.6
again let's see this looks like it could19867.445.72
possibly be a19870.522.64
[Music]19873.445.72
nest there we19875.7183.442
go fire W19883.65.56
egg19886.484.88
okay19889.164.52
fire19891.362.32
wyvern why didn't that happen the first19895.687.118
time oh here comes one all right now19898.087.44
we're going to test this19902.7986.402
out let me get over some19905.5210.76
land here oh boy jump off oh here we19909.27.08
go did we do19919.084.68
it19921.66.68
biscuits we did it Where'd you19923.768.198
go that's the way to do it let's think19928.285.72
44 we're19931.9585.6
alive you didn't die today buddy all19934.06.44
right I'm shaking like a newborn on Ice19937.5584.16
holy19940.444.72
[ __ ] okay so the cannon is in here right19941.7186.282
yep and cannon balls okay so I do this19945.164.718
and I do this do you think the cannon19948.04.68
should should go off the side or off the19949.8784.962
back I think that you guys putting this19952.685.038
on the Pariser that was your idea uhhuh19954.845.24
so I don't care which way it goes I just19957.7184.962
hope it works I'm going to guess side19960.084.478
yeah okay wait so you putting the cannon19962.683.16
on the other side hold on I want I want19964.5586.962
to see this whoa there it is Oho my19965.848.76
goodness yeah derus has made us a Target19971.526.68
over there hey Dres19974.69.358
hey guys yeah hey19978.25.758
hey no idea what just19985.7184.762
happened why are you flying a cooter19988.523.08
looking bird yeah why is that bird19990.483.36
painted like cter Dr biscuits is dressed19991.64.52
up as cter because I had to try19993.844.16
something not because it's October and19996.124.518
Halloween no but that is also a good19998.05.12
reason okay so I had to try it again I20000.6384.16
always thought how would I do things20003.123.64
differently if I had cter and went to20004.7984.92
get that Wy egg so I went in I got the20006.764.08
egg20009.7183.642
I got out a lightning wver just like20010.844.2
last time was chasing me my heart20013.364.12
beating like an African drum I jumped20015.045.2
off parachat off of it and then pulled20017.485.238
out an assault rifle killed the wyvern20020.246.478
and Dr biscuits and I escaped freely wow20022.7186.08
I feel like I've made things good again20026.7183.562
what are you guys doing I mean okay well20028.7983.562
Cooter's still dead right and did you20030.284.518
say parachat what do you guys doing we20032.365.198
got a cannon on the back of this um Hulk20034.7984.722
Hulk yeah that's the name you going20037.5584.602
shoot thing see does that look like it's20039.525.72
uh going to hit it no idea got to more20042.165.2
to the right y more to the right yeah20045.244.6
man I think that might be good okay I20047.363.76
tell you what I am loading in a20049.843.6
cannonball right now Cannonball is20051.124.678
loaded uh-huh um all right you ready I'm20053.444.24
ready to fire this thing all right do it20055.7986.322
here we go 3 2 120057.684.44
fire right woo a t of rock goem want to20065.285.64
aim up a little bit try another one and20069.23.32
there should be a cannonball left over20070.925.28
you would hope should be ready20072.523.68
fire all right one more one more just20078.523.92
for fun all right all right that's it20080.763.48
though this that's it that's it Ray see20082.446.08
I want to knock this thing down 3 2 120084.244.28
fire okay I'm a fan of the20089.163.96
[Applause]20094.174.628
[Music]20095.146.658
cannon20098.7983.0
oh absur of Simon absur of Simon yes sir20101.845.2
just happen to have my radio out guess20105.284.358
what I just found us a rock Golem yeah I20107.044.28
found us a rock Golem I'm bringing them20109.6385.362
to you I well you knew I knew what it20111.325.12
was right well yeah you told me to go20115.03.4
out and find you a rock Golem I found20116.445.32
one okay he went back under was he close20118.45.2
oh I don't know about close we're good20121.763.52
ways away from the green Obelisk all20123.63.958
right well that's where I am so uh Chop20125.284.56
Chop oh yeah I'm chopping I'll uh I'll20127.5584.0
call you when I get closer all right I20129.842.44
love20131.5585.4
you love you too it's weird it is weird20132.286.2
yeah I don't I don't think I like the20136.9584.84
whole uh I love you thing we just we're20138.485.318
friends even if we love each other we20141.7984.0
don't need to tell each other right I20143.7984.76
don't know well me and you don't but I20145.7985.76
love you I don't need to hear it okay I20148.5585.642
mean I I you know I do too but saying20151.5585.042
it's just weird sometimes I do love you20154.25.08
though I love you too um what's going on20156.65.4
here uh well we got the rock Golem thing20159.284.598
we got a lot of pillars yeah but what do20162.04.0
I we're going to trap a rock Golem I20163.8783.92
know but how can I help how can you help20166.05.558
you can just be here be supportive oh20167.7985.522
you know what you could do what ah this20171.5584.0
is a good job for you okay when it comes20173.325.36
down to placing the pillars can I can I20175.5585.202
direct you on how to do it cuz you're so20178.684.4
good at placing20180.765.118
pillars yeah okay but seriously though20183.084.68
that's a very bad habit I don't have the20185.8783.322
I don't have any pillars I have the20187.763.6
pillars okay I've got I've got a lot of20189.24.598
pillars inside of Hulk just don't stick20191.365.16
that thing in my face was that was mine20193.7984.642
in your face yeah I'm going to say yes20196.523.64
so it would okay cuz if it was I20198.444.16
apologize cuz that's just unnecessary I20200.164.6
like it um you tell me when and where20202.64.44
okay okay well oh and see if you could20204.765.0
make it stop raining I can't do that you20207.044.678
can try I don't know how why don't you20209.766.44
try a little uh rain and go away rain20211.7184.482
days20218.63.0
oh hey the rain stopped now we got to be20229.8784.122
careful cuz yep we're on this short20232.445.48
mountain path okay okay come on who oh20234.06.958
excuse me sloth come on biging this way20237.925.638
green Obelisk is right around this bin20240.9584.202
oh man this is awesome oh yeah you going20243.5584.842
down again I don't think so better wake20245.165.798
up boy you got to ways to travel I'm20248.45.6
your travel agent boogy boo it's20250.9584.68
Halloween and I'm dressed as a travel20254.05.92
agent W did you build this stick I did20255.6386.642
oh wow there's also a trap up there that20259.924.08
you should watch out for oh where it's20262.285.2
still there bear trap oh wow yeah okay20264.05.16
that thing was pretty awesome oh there's20267.483.96
a Carno watch out T-Rex can don't step20269.164.28
on that hey we're looking for fur yeah I20271.444.24
know uh we don't need caros we need like20273.444.8
wolves and bears and whatever carno's20275.684.0
probably going to come over here think20278.243.24
he's afraid of me let's20279.687.32
try yep I scare him nope where he well20281.488.0
he made a mistake we all make mistakes20287.04.84
yep all right so fur we got to tackle20289.484.68
that ice cave again yeah I think we got20291.844.0
it this time we had a lot of people tell20294.163.798
us what to do I think we have a plan I20295.844.44
think it's fullprof we're warriors I see20297.9584.68
fur oh yeah so we're going to need like20300.284.76
we're going to need like 6 to 10,000 fur20302.6384.682
per person yeah this should be easy it's20305.045.04
going to take a while yep we ready20307.324.0
these they're not even attacking us20310.083.08
they're going to surround them oh okay20311.324.8
hold on all right get them you going you20313.165.6
get them yeah I'm a dog lover so you20316.124.358
know I'm a dog lover too you're making20318.763.36
me do this oh that's right I got this20320.4784.602
thing I forgot everybody gets a buff20322.125.16
yeah I feel so good20325.085.68
woo all right felt bad about that but I20327.285.92
like my halo how do I look uh you look20330.765.118
fabulous did you get a lot of fur uh let20333.23.4
me20335.8783.202
check not that much over here I don't20336.65.118
know about the others hopefully 10,00020339.084.16
nope not 10,000 we probably need20341.7183.16
something bigger all right let's keep20343.243.52
looking all right maybe further up the20344.8784.522
mountain there's no gigas up here right20346.766.038
I don't know man absur of Simon abser of20349.46.96
Simon come in old fat salimon yes sir20352.7985.84
hey uh listen I'm coming down this uh20356.363.88
mountain path right now and I'm pretty20358.6382.762
I'm getting pretty close to the green20360.243.04
Obelisk you got the uh you got the Trap20361.44.04
ready or whatever you're doing well no I20363.283.88
don't have any we we need to figure out20365.444.08
a place that we're going to trap him20367.163.76
that was your job my job was to go get20369.522.84
the rock Golem your your job was to20370.922.68
figure out where I'm taking this thing20372.363.92
where I taking this thing no uh that was20373.64.358
not what was happening I felt like20376.283.76
that's what we discussed well you I20377.9584.162
think you feel a lot of things don't you20380.043.598
I guess so so we don't you don't have20382.123.8
any traps set up no I have pillars set20383.6383.882
up and we need to bring him to a place20385.923.08
where we could set pillars up that going20387.523.08
to that are going to block him so that20389.04.638
we can set the cannon up this all20390.66.118
depends on where you bring the rock gum20393.6385.08
exactly well I don't want to bring them20396.7183.76
too close to base what about uh what20398.7183.682
about right under the green Obelisk cuz20400.4783.642
if I'm not mistaken there's like it's20402.43.52
kind of like a natural um I guess a20404.123.4
natural wall there there's only one way20405.923.6
you can get in all right so dellis and I20407.524.64
will scope it out and you keep on coming20409.525.88
listen we got this abro okay yeah I I'll20412.164.88
take him on down the mountain but uh I20415.42.8
I'm not going to approach the green20417.043.16
Obelisk until I know you guys are ready20418.24.8
well just go towards the green Obelisk20420.25.2
cuz you you're still far away okay fine20423.03.84
I mean yeah but I mean I'm pretty damn20425.43.52
close but yeah all right uh PR close20426.843.36
like come on how long is it going to20428.922.958
take you to get Dell get that [ __ ] out20430.24.12
of my face 5 minutes I'm super close 520431.8784.322
minutes come on down all right I'm20434.325.44
coming down y meet you guys oh Simon's20436.25.92
hair is ready all right I done picked it20439.765.118
all right all right all right enough all20442.125.32
right Mr gollem taking you to a green20444.8785.692
[Music]20447.443.13
Obelisk come on Big Boy20451.4786.682
Who uh I said something about underneath20455.44.92
the obelis there's a place where we can20458.165.318
trap him in the way of which you know20460.324.6
you know the way of which I would like20463.4784.16
to trap no please tell me this way of20464.925.2
Witchy Witch all right well the Witchy20467.6385.802
Witch would be should we have taken the20470.125.08
The Hulk because all the things are in20473.445.358
all the things and the stuff uh-huh uh20475.26.438
you know over here wait what he said20478.7985.802
under the green Obelisk well directly20481.6384.522
under well that's what the wall he was20484.64.16
talking about no I don't know let's go20486.165.638
see I wonder if we went the same way oh20488.765.118
Simon I see what he's talking about do20491.7985.522
you yep I've never seen this wow okay20493.8785.362
this kind of cool should have like a20497.324.68
rave here interesting you've never seen20499.245.16
this no we live right next to it I know20502.03.878
it's like not meeting your neighbor20504.42.96
right so what are we going to do we're20505.8783.68
going to bring well are we going to20507.365.358
extend the uh okay do we jump in that we20509.5586.122
make the pillars once it's in here yes20512.7186.282
like we we place it over here check this20515.686.08
and and then we put the pillars check it20519.06.2
checking it check uh check this like oh20521.765.718
you can't place pill oh you can't place20525.25.72
pillars in here no no but we can make20527.4787.842
them extend out no still no no no no no20530.926.08
no no no do we need Foundation to put20535.326.398
pillars on no no no no no no no no dude20537.06.2
I think we do cuz I can't even Place20541.7185.482
some oh wow that's a big circle what I20543.26.04
can't place the first one until right20547.24.4
[ __ ] here I don't think we can build20549.243.558
this here yeah we're going to have to20551.62.48
find a new20552.7983.362
location Raves20554.084.638
off should I shoot them when they come20556.164.36
over I don't know man I'm the buffer20558.7183.92
you're the the General on the buffer but20560.524.92
I need your T-Rex like in a bad way so20562.6385.402
he'll jump in all right here we go T-Rex20565.445.24
can don't back20568.042.64
down oh they're coming are20572.287.88
they yep just slowly yeah20575.4787.16
yep we're over here it's not a very20580.166.52
threatening attack is it no no oh man20582.6388.282
the suspense is killing me what okay so20586.687.24
today they can't get up here thick oh20590.925.638
shoot I got this seemed like it was20593.924.08
going to be20596.5585.682
dramatic AB true yes salmon yeah uh20598.07.44
forget the underneath the Obelisk why is20602.246.08
that because you can't put pillars in20605.444.48
the area in which which you're thinking20608.323.68
of I believe you can't put the pillars20609.925.038
down I don't believe you can no a this20612.05.36
[ __ ] game so we're going to have to20614.9584.282
figure out a place that's either near20617.363.88
you or we're going to have to travel to20619.244.478
by you in order to do this all right you20621.246.28
got any ideas uh abro and Simon uh abro20623.7186.322
Simon this is gas yeah what's up cutie20627.524.6
uh I I I kind of found a spot that I20630.043.24
think might work but I don't know20632.122.72
exactly what I'm doing Simon was in20633.283.16
charge of me he said I was really good20634.844.84
at pillars I started doing a that sounds20636.445.118
like Simon's in charge of something I'm20639.684.198
in charge of something you [ __ ] do it20641.5585.08
right come on get to the point Dar I20643.8785.042
even know where I am Simon no oh wait a20646.6384.882
second you see a big green Hulk is20648.925.2
Slimer looking thing I do but you're not20651.526.358
okay I'm making like a pillared uh uh20654.126.96
cell up next to this rock okay pillared20657.8784.722
cell up next to the Rock perfect20661.083.558
Direction hold on20662.64.878
listen this is oh boy what what happened20664.6385.32
what I do they've got to be be 1020667.4785.642
they've got to be 10 high why why so20669.9585.642
high I have no idea why you took it upon20673.124.4
yourself I was going to give you20675.64.76
Direction you said I was good at pillars20677.525.72
you're not not anymore well it's back on20680.364.72
you I guess can you pick can these to20683.244.88
get picked up probably not no all right20685.084.878
nees we've got a swarm of them up20688.123.08
towards the mountain there hopefully it20689.9583.202
doesn't get too cold I mean so far it's20691.25.2
warmer here yep moving in moving in let20693.165.798
me know if you ice cube at all okay and20696.44.76
and uh get ready with that buff I'm20698.9585.52
ready with the buff do it20701.168.04
buffing you're all buffed sir here we20704.4784.722
go oh now I'm ice cubing okay20710.166.88
buing man all right coming back down the20713.766.76
hill to get away from the C that c boy20717.046.4
oh boy sorry pardon me in your way sorry20720.525.76
okay hting downo I wish there was like a20723.445.038
heat buff that'd be great oh you know we20726.283.198
need the20728.4782.642
we got I know but if you had a dyo that20729.4783.32
was like that did like hot breath20731.124.16
without it being fire you know right20732.7986.16
right right right well uh yeah otter is20735.286.08
the best I got hold on let me take a uh20738.9583.722
I know it's going to take a little bit20741.364.278
but I'll take a shot at this guy oh here20742.685.278
we he's probably coming now yep he'll be20745.6385.362
here back a little bit there we go20747.9585.402
probably got time for lunch break yep20751.04.878
you need it I'm going to do uh oh God20753.364.598
these guys are just so cluttered it's20755.8783.642
like I wish you could set them to give20757.9584.52
you some space you can oh really follow20759.525.52
distance oh wow all right I'm going to20762.4785.202
try that out I probably have time I20765.049.12
would say so yep okay so come up here uh20767.6810.24
Behavior Uh follow distance I'm going to20774.166.718
go with high mhm on that20777.925.36
one I think he forgot why he was coming20780.8785.282
down here Behavior follow yep he20783.285.04
forgot he's like I knew I was coming20786.164.88
down the hill something uh hold on yeah20788.325.638
oh no he's right here no I he forgot why20791.044.96
yeah now I feel bad you probably should20793.9583.242
just let him20796.05.878
go all right duras yeah I'm sorry why20797.27.56
I'm trying to apologize and yet you you20801.8784.442
make me not want to cuz you're sticking20804.763.52
that thing in my face does it affect you20806.324.44
though it bothers me why is that it's20808.284.198
visually annoying okay carry on with20810.763.198
what we were saying I'll stop yeah we20812.4784.282
can make what you did work okay so we're20813.9584.52
going with this plan now why not we20816.764.68
listen on this side here this side right20818.4787.24
here we'll just build build up maybe20821.446.64
okay so what you you want me I need to20825.7185.042
lure the rock Golem over there into this20828.084.558
area right I mean I don't know this is20830.763.68
the theory cuz I'm not sure because oh20832.6384.122
hey who hey needes hey there hey whoa20834.444.68
who Rock Golem right in front of you oh20836.764.038
this yellow rock yeah that yellow Rock20839.123.678
don't go anywhere near It Rock Golem20840.7985.562
okay backing up um um we got a bunch of20842.7985.76
Pelt so that's cool hey that's great20846.364.32
yeah come in the other way we're trying20848.5583.562
to figure out the best way to get this20850.683.64
rock Golem I think we're good this way20852.125.04
neees man this will not this stuff will20854.325.96
not click on for some reason on any of20857.165.44
these down here you got structures plus20860.284.278
and the other one mixing maybe I made20862.64.48
the wrong ones I I don't know man this20864.5586.32
was this was your job I know it's my job20867.086.478
another uh another mistake by the old20870.8784.68
Simons I ain't going to let it get me20873.5583.882
down there you go man positive attitude20875.5584.16
get in there build let break your stride20877.444.6
oh hey that's right ain't going to let20879.7185.282
it slow you down uhoh got to keep on20882.045.678
moving got to keep on20885.05.478
moving what you got going on here uh we20887.7184.402
have something that's not really working20890.4784.08
right now I think we need to20892.125.758
reestablish uh a new way to make this20894.5585.562
work so you just need uh you like the20897.8783.722
pillars where they are you want them 1020900.124.64
high uh I'm not sure how uh to do this20901.64.958
properly no I didn't ask you that do you20904.763.56
want me to fix your pillars no because20906.5583.722
fix in those pillars might be fixing20908.324.478
something that might not work so yeah I20910.284.32
mean do I want you to spend time working20912.7983.76
on something that may or may not work20914.63.92
sure well speaking of might not work I20916.5585.16
have an idea uh neebs take your clothes20918.526.16
off20921.7185.24
charge going to get you you son of a20924.685.24
[ __ ] come on Rock G come on baby here20926.9584.402
we go all right everybody get your20929.923.558
pillars20931.366.518
ready gooder I bam he's up he's up he's20933.4786.16
up bam20937.8783.882
down down M's down run back is he20939.6384.642
trapped no trapped is he trapped or is20941.765.64
he good he looks traish he's kind of20944.286.16
Trapped nope there's a20947.46.84
hole he smacked me okay he's not trapped20950.445.32
all right he is not trapped that plan20954.243.318
went terribly everybody go pick up the20955.763.52
column all right going to pick up the20957.5583.24
column picking him up we're going to try20959.283.72
it again oh he's after you neebs he's20960.7984.362
hungry for neebs butt I'm running who20963.04.52
was far left back that was a shitty20965.164.04
placement20967.523.118
don't look at me don't look at me don't20969.23.678
look at me come on come on come com back20970.6384.682
to the Trap I got oh put one another one20972.8785.162
down you have any more oh I had one just20975.326.36
pulled it down a bad spot oh oh God he20978.045.518
hit me bring him back there's that one20981.684.56
turn away try to get him yeah try to get20983.5584.0
him caught in there I can put one behind20986.243.88
him all right do it oh I wish I had20987.5584.24
another one I wish I could shoot him20990.126.08
right now oh boy okay oh [ __ ] boy I20991.7987.282
can't shoot him all right there goes kn20996.25.56
I just picked up a pillar hold on keep20999.083.398
them21001.763.36
occupied I can just shoot him oh I got21002.4786.24
him kind of cornered here yeah how we21005.126.16
looking hey watch out for those R21008.7185.16
Retreat oh God all right don't look at21011.283.678
me don't look at me don't look at me21013.8782.442
don't look at me transfer all come on21014.9583.042
come on come come we need them taller21016.323.638
can you lay them on top don't need them21018.04.52
taller you do cuz he's throwing21019.9586.282
rocks uhoh no he jumped out there out we21022.526.438
got to try one he's out he's out should21026.244.68
we pick up the pillars and try again21028.9584.162
wait wait if we can lure21030.924.638
back okay there we21033.125.0
go now he's going to throw a rock that's21035.5585.16
fine there we go okay all right hold on21038.126.04
come on I see you look me in the eye boy21040.7185.76
did I get him in got one more21044.164.478
hole pick this up pick this up pick this21046.4784.042
up21048.6384.562
Circle okay I think we got him you know21050.524.6
what's going to happen now don't you sir21053.23.64
all right he has to be trapped now21055.124.08
somebody knock him out now we all got to21056.846.118
face this way so he faces this way dalus21059.26.438
y Simon you got to move21062.9585.802
faster first time I died first shot nees21065.6386.282
where the hell are you first shot wait21068.765.32
keeps turning no we got to have one21071.924.16
person looking and one person shooting21074.084.92
where the [ __ ] knees here we go hello21076.084.638
here dalas can you uh if you get in the21079.03.12
driver's seat you might be able to aim21080.7184.24
better tell me when to shoot okay all21082.124.438
right I'm back I couldn't figure out21084.9583.442
which bed to spawn on all right all21086.5583.122
right we got this thing trapped we're21088.44.28
backing it up all right derus here you21089.684.72
tell me when to fire you got a better21092.683.64
aim than I do thck see if you can make21094.44.64
it get him to look this way trying turn21096.327.12
around boy look at me look into my eyes21099.045.46
fire21103.444.15
[Music]21104.53.09
fire a he21109.443.438
ducked hold on I can't find I got to put21114.125.358
the thing damn cannonball in [ __ ] all21116.684.958
right I'm ready let me know whener alas21119.4785.722
uh is he facing us kind of yeah oh no21121.6384.24
he's21125.23.518
not come on look this way you idiot look21125.8787.0
this way no NOP NOP he's turned around21128.7186.402
we need him to turn around and face you21132.8784.322
exactly we got the cannon on him here21135.124.08
look at me you son of a [ __ ] oh there21137.25.24
he goes fire fire look at me boom that21139.26.24
was a head shot was that a head damn s21142.444.8
you got to learn a Dodge all these21145.443.92
bodies everywhere all right Canon's21147.244.0
ready come on21149.363.8
turn this21151.245.2
way come on baby yeah I mean that looked21153.164.96
like a hit to me he didn't react like a21156.443.24
hit to me as well no one's getting his21158.123.72
attention this way come on bring bring21159.684.798
him this way boys like straight toward21161.844.718
us21164.4785.0
fire oh wait is he starting to crack21166.5584.522
come on21169.4784.4
boy oh boy you got to wait for the fall21171.085.24
oh now that was a head shot did you see21173.8784.76
that animation like that was a clear I21176.323.88
got shot in the head but we were lucky21178.6383.802
he was going back up I know which tells21180.23.72
me we need to hit him lower than we've21182.443.64
been hitting21183.926.6
him get in oh that hit him excuse me21186.087.16
we've got a visitor wait yo I'm stuck21190.524.4
what the hell's going on oh God okay21193.244.2
yeah we got some [ __ ]21194.925.44
H can we shoot the Canon at this thing I21197.445.48
want to all right ready to fire when on21200.365.118
your mark I got a little bit of a uh21202.925.76
okay goes again oh that thing all right21205.4784.842
it's all right all right we got this21208.683.16
okay he's going to go down21210.326.36
for get it oh oh oh God did we get him21211.847.28
yeah yeah holy [ __ ] we actually got him21216.684.198
did we knock him out holy [ __ ] did we21219.122.838
knock him out please say we knocked him21220.8783.362
out yes he has knocked out oh God oh my21221.9584.882
Lord what does he take oh my Lord hold21224.244.44
on we're not done yet we got to we got21226.843.24
to put meat in him we got to put other21228.683.08
[ __ ] in him right it's not meat I don't21230.083.84
even know what it is what is it we need21231.764.958
that sulfur yep do we have any sulfur21233.925.798
laying around I may have some wait y21236.7185.76
said we need sulfur yeah Green sulfur21239.7185.08
apparently narcotics just in case you21242.4785.16
better hurry up I realized that halfway21244.7986.042
through this [ __ ] god like what uhow21247.6385.642
yeah I cannot believe this we actually21250.845.16
knocked this thing21253.282.72
out eat your21258.126.08
suur it's good for you hate it it's what21260.365.76
every growing Rock gum21264.25.92
needs so first good for you just over21266.125.758
come on buddy come on come on come on21270.126.48
come on anticipation is killing me21271.8789.482
mhm twice two one who do we have ladies21276.68.56
and gentlemen oh there you go21281.363.8
dris oh21286.5583.202
my he's tamed right he didn't just wake21291.164.2
up he's going to kill us now oh no he is21293.522.92
good oh21295.363.56
no oh [ __ ]21296.446.118
that's badass let's go home Boys Hey21298.927.718
time to go good day damn good day and21302.5588.762
this is great we got a rock21306.6384.682
[Applause]21314.594.25
[Music]21315.093.75
[Music]21322.83.99
yeah21327.03.0
[Music]21333.087.329
[Music]21347.834.139
all right so last time we landed right21358.5584.642
here yeah yeah so okay landed setting21360.086.12
her down all right parking there's a lot21363.27.24
of birds you clap good bird all right21366.25.48
I'll for the21370.445.4
pilot okay hell all right everybody put21371.686.36
your clothes on clothes are already on21375.845.718
WE my clothes I got here all right hold21378.045.518
M how do we handle these Bears last time21381.5583.642
did we just uh pick them up from up here21383.5583.522
we fought them from up here okay believe21385.23.56
we did guess we'll do the same thing21387.084.0
again yeah right everybody got some uh21388.764.68
some sort of weapon out moving in uh21391.083.718
yeah I don't need a weapon all right21393.443.0
yeah you're the shield guy all right uh21394.7983.16
which one we going for first will they21396.443.76
all go aggro I they should all aggro I21397.9584.362
think okay all right one closest on21400.24.598
three should I what sorry sorry sorry21402.323.8
hold on should I be fighting or21404.7983.16
shielding no fight just fighting at this21406.123.28
point yeah we don't need the shield just21407.9583.562
yet one closest to us ready yep three21409.43.44
two one21411.525.038
fire he gone okay I'll here they come21412.846.0
just let him have it only you can21416.5585.16
prevent B Falls you just set a bear on21418.847.84
fire that's a fiery bear only yeah are21421.7186.962
they down oh no there's one over here21426.684.64
over here oh crap oh crap what did you21428.686.16
do oh he's down I fell you're reckless21431.325.36
you're a loose can of need no I don't21434.845.36
feel like it's just it's ice it's21436.683.52
slippery push forward trying to let me21446.7985.602
go prone I'm going prone and I can't get21449.8784.68
through what probably too many of us21452.44.158
yeah one at a time one at a time I'm one21454.5583.962
I'm the single guy great put your Shield21456.5584.562
away ain't working probably not let21458.524.0
somebody else try let me go through21461.124.0
there Z what is it get through their21462.524.48
knes I'm through is it your Shield must21465.123.2
be my shield it maybe the way you21467.03.04
approached it uh yeah approach it from21468.324.88
the left side so drus your next and then21470.046.518
Dick's right behind you so yes Simon try21473.25.72
to try to approach it from the left21476.5585.202
H there you21478.925.958
go nope looking good Simon doesn't want21481.765.28
me to go through come on buddy you got21484.8783.882
to come through it won't let me go21487.043.04
through you're going to have to come21488.765.24
through I know but I was on the left I21490.087.32
SAR shut up good job Simon shut it you21494.04.878
did I mean yeah thank you that's the21497.43.2
hardest part about this cave is calling21498.8784.202
for something so all right we have to21500.65.92
stay back Simon has to go forward get21503.085.718
that Shield Out Boy all right you stay21506.523.52
back very21508.7984.362
much did I hear thunder sounded like it21510.046.64
cave Thunder ice cave Thunder okay okay21513.165.12
there's the21516.683.56
bodies right21518.284.32
behind look21520.244.478
good oh21522.64.68
ouch okay okay all right now you guys21524.7185.282
ready nope we want to get everybody in21527.284.678
position all right I think we're all21530.04.12
down I'm going to stay on the left hand21531.9585.162
side I'm going to hug the right uh I'll21534.125.32
I'll stay midd right Simon are you ready21537.124.24
with your Shield Simon's like way the21539.443.32
[ __ ] up there yeah no let him be way the21541.363.68
[ __ ] up I'm fine with that let's not21542.763.84
backtrack because we know they come back21545.045.36
that's how I die oh we got it21546.63.8
yep here we go mine oh man we hunting21550.9587.482
worms worm hunting good job Sim what you21555.65.08
do today we hunting21558.445.48
worms Oh Oh no you're fine that's just21560.684.958
your OT your OT chowing down on the21563.924.24
world we did this last time Christ okay21565.6386.722
all right am I going the right way oh21568.166.28
boy that was21572.365.68
bad what do you mean okay nice21574.445.4
shot thank21578.045.24
you you all right I'm okay I'm so much21579.845.52
more cautious this time as well we21583.283.84
should be I know all right we have to21585.364.08
press on as long as Simon is okay all21587.125.04
right I'm good reloading doing great21589.444.76
left still yep I'm kind of in the middle21592.164.04
we're in Spread Eagle formation I smell21594.23.96
a worm do they call it I wasn't in the21596.23.32
military do they call it spread eagle21598.164.44
formation yep21599.523.08
no bo fck on that he's in Spread Eagle21605.928.878
formation the right way I think so think21611.765.44
we're supposed to get to a waterfall man21614.7984.962
it's cold in here is a bit nip be happy21617.24.518
to never come here again we get this21619.764.36
damn artifact is is anyone ice cubing or21621.7184.802
anything uh let's see21624.124.598
no21626.525.76
that's a hit Simon [ __ ] no Simon no are21628.7187.482
you kidding no how where is he Simon21632.286.48
Simon [ __ ] who else has a shield I've21636.25.12
got one yeah and he has grabbed Simon's21638.764.0
should we try to Simon could probably21641.323.0
still make it back huh was there was21642.763.6
there a bad on diesel effect21644.325.72
yeah son of a [ __ ] what the hell21646.366.118
happened what the hell and I was doing21650.046.758
the same [ __ ] I was doing before Jesus21652.4787.0
come on come on all right there's got to21656.7984.602
be stuff around here is there stuff in21659.4785.442
here I can take okay here we go here we21661.45.8
go bam what are the freaking odds of me21664.924.6
getting this thing back I need a shield21667.23.48
I need another21669.525.16
Shield [ __ ] damn it damn it damn it what21670.687.08
the hell am I getting myself into [ __ ]21674.686.798
I'm freezing I'm still I'm freezing now21677.766.68
[ __ ] boss is available yeah no [ __ ]21681.4786.202
[ __ ] a which way which way now look21684.444.8
at this I'm surprised I'm getting around21687.685.278
so easy this is good I'm probably close21689.248.16
come on oh I'm not anywhere near them or21692.9588.282
I'm not anywhere close I'm nuts this is21697.46.28
not going to work21701.245.44
[ __ ]21703.683.0
okay come on you21707.047.48
coming that's that how's that [ __ ] did21710.326.88
that work is it going to chase me the21714.526.56
[ __ ] Fu okay come on21717.27.358
bubba come on21721.083.478
bubba [ __ ] ay oh21725.444.4
[Music]21728.773.99
[ __ ] I'm freezing I'm freezing and I'm21729.845.118
dying ohes you got the curry uh Y come21732.765.24
here Curry now give that man some Curry21734.9585.562
and some help uh Curry the [ __ ] did you21738.04.84
do that Simon you ready can Shield Man21740.524.16
drink some of that where where I just21742.844.4
threw it down yep yeah that's a better21744.685.32
idea yeah crou the whole way there yeah21747.244.36
that might be the safer way to do this21750.03.68
why not ready guys all right pressing21751.64.0
forward yep pressing forward spread21753.685.92
eagle formation spread eagle wide open I21755.67.44
got a Simon in my sight I'm hunting21759.67.56
worm ooh worm Hunter they call him the21763.047.438
legend of worm hunting abro he went out21767.165.92
in his backyard and he h21770.4785.602
worms yeah he put him in his hand and21773.086.44
felt him wriggle Waterfall oh waterfall21776.086.398
okay wor okay I don't think any worms21779.526.24
are going to pop up here y nope think21782.4787.802
but I'm staying on guard and a boy uh oh21785.767.798
boy think I think we got to swim okay we21790.285.72
jumping this is the way we're going21793.5586.92
three 1 221796.04.478
3o21800.843.0
to all right just go straight just go21804.044.32
straight uh yeah I see a bank I see a21806.363.8
bank on the other side well there's21808.365.04
Banks two ways don't Bank on it oh hey21810.165.398
nope thank you for that fun G alas all21813.44.64
right I like21815.5585.682
that okay down here go down here does21818.045.36
this look right uh I don't know what21821.243.718
looks I guess do if we jump down there21823.43.158
there's no getting back up right this21824.9584.84
doesn't look does it it looks epic it21826.5584.962
does look epic I mean it seems like if21829.7983.362
we if there was a way to go this is the21831.523.84
way to go let's do it Go all right let's21833.164.6
commit okay21835.364.72
oh wait should Simon be in21837.766.4
front crouching keeping the Crouch call21840.085.68
you Oscar you know what there's probably21844.164.12
no worms here cuz they hate water also21845.765.28
sidewalks so if we find either we should21848.285.358
be safe oh what is this does this take21851.045.28
us to Narnia I think I see a force field21853.6387.442
okay oh boy hold on oh oh boy oh crap21856.326.92
this looks like21861.085.76
something oh [ __ ] no no no no no no no21863.246.16
what's Happ happening someone's down21866.845.28
what's happening is that you thick did21869.45.2
everybody fall thick are you down there21872.125.0
yeah is it say it's long drop all right21874.67.08
nebes I'm going oh so we're doing this21877.124.56
[Music]21883.145.799
goodbye oh there he21892.685.038
is21896.084.718
that's great yeah this is pretty epic21897.7185.08
yeah that was one hell of a waterfall21900.7983.68
drop all right all right boys we going21902.7983.68
to spread eag go forward not we got to21904.4784.722
wait for Simon our Shi Simon how's your21906.4785.802
uh how's your temperature you warm um21909.26.758
all right yeah not too bad not too bad21912.285.278
yeah all right how is everybody where is21915.9583.442
everybody we all together right here21917.5584.202
right here all right where we I'm21919.44.28
getting my gun back out no there oh21921.764.16
there no there's something something red21923.686.0
and glowing yeah oh21925.923.76
god oh damn the water guys guys kill21930.088.12
that son of a bit oh crap you guys okay21935.325.92
I think AB I heard absur scream [ __ ]21938.27.08
thck I'm here Tak some medical Brew dras21941.246.478
I think we lost abro and dras all right21945.284.4
what uh what should I do should I be by21947.7184.24
you guys we need you to be shial but we21949.684.52
thi and I got to get where the worm21951.9583.76
can't hit us oh there's an otter over21954.25.0
here alive oh man I could use an otter21955.7185.602
but we can't tame that thing I'm t i I'm21959.23.88
going for it no it's probably survived21961.324.72
one of either dras or abro oh good it's21963.087.558
not mine [ __ ] one of you guys can get it21966.048.598
good got I think yep got it all right21970.6386.762
got your Shield up yes sir all right21974.6384.682
move close to the ledge thick don't move21977.43.72
cuz if you get in front of me I'm going21979.324.318
the back of the head all right I'm right21981.124.48
here I'm uh21983.6385.32
close right on on the21985.64.73
edge21988.9582.6
[Music]21990.333.51
hello should you move a little more to21991.5585.842
the left want a shimmy to the21993.846.44
left do a little21997.45.72
shimmy how do you like22000.286.84
that little shimy to the22003.124.0
right back to the22007.443.518
left what are you waiting for careful22011.086.718
don't get cocky [ __ ] is my middle22014.525.76
that's unfortunate got made fun of a lot22017.7983.402
at22020.283.64
school what should I do should I22021.25.24
sacrifice myself and just go down I22023.926.36
think so jumping up zero Shield up22026.447.72
Shield up come on baby stay crouched22030.285.598
Shield up move around that's what I'm22034.164.24
doing try not to get too close to us22035.8785.482
well I'm not sure shouldn't be too close22038.45.68
to you any preference left or right I22041.364.84
mean what just keep walking around man I22044.083.84
don't know if you're comes up on my side22046.23.24
nees I'm going to fall back let you22047.925.718
shoot it vice versa come on you son of a22049.447.88
gun this is stupid right very stupid22053.6385.32
like this shouldn't be happening yeah22057.325.0
but I I feel like something's22058.9585.92
wrong I shouldn't be able to where is22062.325.52
this thing exactly it's a coward this is22064.8785.76
like that movie School Ties exactly like22067.846.44
that movie School Ties yeah Brendan22070.6387.042
Fraser never heard of it classic yep he22074.286.0
pretends to not be Jewish and then they22077.685.52
find out he's Jewish it was a22080.287.278
hoot wasn't a hoot it22083.24.358
was come on Ark right Simon I have an22087.768.44
idea what run back to us run yep running22091.327.84
but be ready to drop and shield run22096.25.758
running buddy come22099.169.0
on Bo come on guys come and get me22101.9588.6
I got tasty22108.166.16
balls extra sweaty you know you like the22110.5586.562
salty flavor neees what is wrong with22114.324.318
this deathworm he's talking about his22117.123.518
balls he's running through the ice cave22118.6383.362
like he owns the place and it's still22120.6384.0
not coming up couldn't tell you thick I22122.04.0
assume there's something wrong with him22124.6383.442
may be sick today nothing wrong with my22126.05.878
balls they taste nice and22128.087.28
salty all right servers reset yeah I22131.8785.242
know back where we started let let hope22135.363.92
the worm doesn't disappear this time22137.124.4
yeah we think it's a glitch so Simon22139.283.84
well first off we all got to go into22141.523.48
this together I think Simon glitched out22143.123.838
last time so first we all got to go in22145.03.16
there together and then when we hit the22146.9582.882
bottom Simon just just go over the ledge22148.163.36
just go for it I'm going to run straight22149.844.2
out over the like the diving board of22151.525.4
this thing yeah out you you draw his22154.044.678
fire but I have to run I can't crawl22156.923.52
over it can I crawl through it that22158.7183.92
sounds stupid why would you s Dum right22160.445.038
now all right shall we yes we shall all22162.6385.482
right press forward weon we all we all22165.4784.042
jump the waterfall together all right22168.123.438
yeah stay together boys Stay Together22169.524.358
stay stay in the line stay in the line a22171.5586.362
sweet countdown all right right here all22173.8787.402
right y let's move in ready 3 2 1 go22177.927.48
move in move ining in in all right all22181.284.12
right all right all right it go for it22190.085.04
oh it says calculating number of22193.683.958
challenges take this cage go found the22195.124.96
queen is coming Shield up Queen's coming22197.6383.802
Shields22200.085.84
up shot I missed two shots reload22201.448.08
on now it's now it's on baby [ __ ] is on22205.928.08
fire oh turning come on22209.524.48
baby that's22216.9585.962
right is that it yeah are you [ __ ]22220.125.04
kidding me S are you alive damn right I22222.925.2
am I'm shooting one more more oh good22225.166.718
job one to grow on that'll learn22228.127.518
you hey get [ __ ] inside of her we got22231.8786.442
this icy yeah yeah yeah that what about22235.6385.122
this little weird entrance over here oh22238.324.0
I just opened it hold on let me find you22240.764.038
where you at wait D yeah okay hold on I22242.324.8
just saw something pop open wait for me22244.7986.322
yeah okay guys yeah come to the end of22247.125.8
the tunnel thick God damn it there's two22251.123.88
directions we're trying to go here yeah22252.924.16
go my Direction no we're going down we22255.03.68
we want to see what's down this path D22257.085.16
damn it we've got a peace story going on22258.685.72
all right Simon come with me yeah so22262.244.28
just walk through yeah just walk through22264.43.558
you don't have to crouch yeah you know22266.522.6
what Simon just kind of get in front of22267.9582.6
me just in case little buddy like that's22269.123.72
what I'm saying okay I me why not we22270.5583.522
don't know what's going on yeah yeah22272.843.118
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah22274.083.36
yeah yeah sounds like you're you're22275.9583.92
trying to shut me up no yeah yeah yeah22277.445.32
yeah yeah yeah I'm rapid fire agreeing22279.8784.402
with you all right good all right just22282.763.198
want to make sure I'm a little a 1022284.284.48
situation it is all right man my22285.9586.802
butthole is clinched tight oh what is22288.766.878
that what what are you it's the artifact22292.764.878
oh okay right in front of my face we got22295.6383.522
to be careful you know what let's not22297.6382.962
let's not go too far let me go get the22299.163.76
others let me get them holy get them22300.64.08
that's some weird [ __ ] Simon okay I'll22302.925.28
stay here freaking out looks clear so22304.686.36
far so far should we uh hope a worm22308.23.96
doesn't pop out you wouldn't think a22311.043.32
worm would pop out now right it's kind22312.164.16
of low ceilings but you never know yeah22314.365.24
well one does I'm running for it okay oh22316.326.398
it's pretty give it that it's pretty yep22319.65.278
on artifact it's like french fries22322.7183.322
sticking out of the wall but they're22324.8784.282
frozen yeah frozen fries frozen fries oo22326.044.4
that makes me want one of those uh I22329.162.798
like the french fries at Wendy's you22330.443.08
take them and you dip them in the little22331.9583.642
frz the frosties yeah I mean that's the22333.525.038
best right yeah it is good [ __ ] guys22335.66.0
found the artifact oh boy oh change plan22338.5584.642
we going back turn around all right turn22341.65.278
around damn it hurry all right Simon yes22343.26.278
yep oh hello hello I'm still not22346.8784.162
convinced something bad isn't going to22349.4783.642
happen well uh there's only one way to22351.044.36
find out oh oh let me go up I'm the22353.124.758
shield guy you are the shield guy so let22355.44.88
me let me do the shield stuff is that a22357.8785.322
dead Giga is there a dead gig is that oh22360.284.96
might be I bet you there's good stuff in22363.24.92
that gig those those are deathworm eggs22365.245.44
okay oh nice that's disgusting well it's22368.124.32
not disgusting they're always a little22370.683.798
cuter when they're babies that gig's22372.445.64
mouth is moving is it oh it's sleeping22374.4784.602
hey22378.084.52
guys hold on what the [ __ ] it's sleeping22379.085.398
it's not sleep well why wouldn't it what22382.63.72
do you mean if it's breathing what else22384.4783.922
is it doing dude should I burn these22386.325.0
eggs no let's God I don't I don't know22388.44.398
what to do well they're babies they're22391.322.88
not going to be too where's the rest of22392.7984.0
the guys right here hello hello hey all22394.23.84
right this is like this is like the22396.7983.122
alien movie okay what happened in the22398.044.04
alien movie uh the eggs hatch the22399.924.48
lesbian she used the flamethrower on all22402.084.52
the eggs so I've got the flame all right22404.45.0
go get it Dr hey wait whoa oops I might22406.64.278
have missed we got a sleeping gig and22409.43.72
you're firing uh I'll get this one then22410.8784.522
oh wait yeah [ __ ] yeah hold on that gig22413.123.8
is alive that's really stupid what we're22415.43.68
doing right somebody go grab one of22416.924.718
those artifacts go in oh all right22419.084.6
should you should your Crouch should you22421.6384.402
okay I like it we send him in he gets22423.684.118
eaten we leave yeah and then now we just22426.043.64
have a giga between us and the artifact22427.7984.08
I think he's going to be good worthy22429.685.36
sacrifice I'm very quiet yeah I can22431.8786.442
barely hear you I'm like a ninja the22435.047.32
stars at night are big and bright deep22438.327.398
in the Heart of Texas that thing sleeps22442.365.92
like a rock man should wake up as soon22445.7184.042
as you take that oh yeah as soon as you22448.283.518
grab that you better run dur Alias gun22449.763.56
where which way which way am I running22451.7983.282
towards us22453.324.318
yeah it's like Indiana Jones he's up22455.083.68
he's after22457.6384.562
you I'm stuck on French fries yeah he's22458.769.52
not he's he's noep isn't he I got an22462.26.08
so we're just going to wait for these22468.364.518
artifacts I'll do a narration scene Our22469.4786.122
Heroes waited in the cave till five22472.8785.642
artifacts were spawned while the Giga22475.65.6
slept like a rock we showed pretty shots22478.525.52
of the cave it was a good time but there22481.25.72
was one thing left to be done can I do22484.045.12
that yeah y you're ready to run I'm22486.924.2
going to go for that uh for the neck you22489.164.16
know so it's a quick22491.123.72
[Music]22493.324.72
out yeah the I'm starting to starting to22494.845.038
be on thick side I think this thing's22498.044.04
injured maybe we should try to search22499.8784.162
his inventory even though he's injured22502.084.08
and Bre I'm getting close to him oh boy22504.043.758
we're good oh yeah he's got yeah he's22506.164.478
got scratch marks all over him can you22507.7985.482
get in him poor guy uh somebody take a22510.6384.202
picture of me in his22513.283.8
mouth that they're right there Simon oh22514.843.68
wait I can't back up though for some22517.083.0
reason oh you're fine yeah just look at22518.523.8
me okay hold on look look at that that22520.084.12
you look gorgeous huh yeah you look22522.324.28
great it's like a postcard good stuff22524.23.518
all right all right let's get the hell22526.65.92
out of here yay this cave H what a hoot22527.7187.24
the times we had all right now let's22532.525.24
don't blow this on the way out everybody22534.9585.442
uh keep alert keep your weapons ready22537.763.718
right should we put Simon with the22540.43.88
shield in front yeah yeah man right22541.4785.24
behind you baby all right baby doing22544.284.96
great that sweet sweet Simon booty yeah22546.7184.682
this is way too small for smells of baby22549.245.12
powder here's the blue french fries the22551.45.52
what theen fries the wall22554.365.0
oh Wy yeah yeah yeah frosties you missed22556.925.12
it oh it's great I always wanted to bang22559.365.198
the Wendy's girl pigtails look fun to22562.045.72
grab am I the only one yeah uh that's a22564.5586.882
child she yeah is a child no no no no22567.768.52
she's at least 18 no all right Aqua hey22571.447.278
hey okay I guess we're uh I guess we're22576.287.518
swimming y sure oh [ __ ] it's loading yep22578.7189.402
yep yep yep all right big water ball22583.7986.16
which we going right or left I went left22588.124.358
I went left right I went left with Simon22589.9585.272
oh [ __ ] I'm doing22592.4785.762
[Music]22595.236.01
[Applause]22598.247.44
it damn I want to [ __ ] the Wendy's22601.244.44
[Music]22605.767.08
girl all right so we just got out of the22610.684.198
ice cave oh God I'm burning up yeah me22612.844.36
too oh damn it got take some armor off22614.8784.882
if you're hot yeah take off your stuff22617.23.96
put on your lighter stuff talking about22619.763.92
one extreme to another change the pants22621.164.36
okay we cannot lose this artifact boys22623.683.798
we got an alpha Raptor in front of us22625.523.8
and some regular Raptors is there any22627.4783.762
way to get high ground where the Raptor22629.325.28
can't get to us uh oh God he's I see him22631.245.12
he's right there hey he's going to have22634.64.118
to come into the water yep can we yeah22636.364.04
can we lure him into the water and slow22638.7183.562
him down we're not going to be able to22640.44.04
kill this thing are we the the other22642.285.0
option is we sacrif rice the otter I22644.444.96
have an idea what's what's your idea NES22647.284.358
I have two uh oh22649.45.078
God Raptors coming in okay son of a22651.6384.442
[ __ ] just just regular Raptors kill22654.4784.48
these guys kill oh no s oh boy get in22656.085.32
the wall get oh God one's on top of me I22658.9586.642
need help I need help Boys Hang On help22661.46.318
one of them I can't see I can't see22665.64.16
there's too much mess I know there yeah22667.7183.08
they're yeah they're oh they're going22669.763.118
after the OTS I got another one oh I got22670.7984.482
one I got one okay all right Raptors are22672.8784.76
down [ __ ] wo we got to okay we got to22675.284.438
build a bed for Simon fast Hey listen22677.6384.0
I'm safe if you guys get somewhere cuz22679.7184.562
I'm on a grapple good call am I high22681.6385.642
enough for the alpha where's the alpha I22684.284.32
think you're high I think you're high22687.283.4
enough I've lost side of the alpha yeah22688.63.4
if the alpha comes we're all dead22690.682.92
someone can someone build a bed I'm22692.02.638
working on22693.64.32
it oh hey all right there's a salmon22694.6387.402
hello salmon hello hey okay beautiful22697.926.0
hey get your stuff buddy all right your22702.043.56
bag's over here Bel me don't piss off22703.924.0
the AL Raptor all right oh right there22705.66.32
he on the Rock yes look at that that's22707.927.52
nice all right feel good feel fine all22711.924.718
right so we got to get eyes on this22715.443.68
Alpha so thick you don't see it no all22716.6384.282
right I'm going high left I'll take I'll22719.123.4
take a look for it too I'm going low22720.923.2
right going to go high right should I22722.523.198
stay up here or come with y'all stay up22724.123.598
there you look great because yeah if we22725.7184.0
see this and we need to run run back to22727.7184.0
the uh the Water Hole where nebes is at22729.7184.882
okay so nebes can hit it oh I got eyes I22731.7184.76
see it it's in the river Beyond22734.64.198
oh I see him too one with you ABS yeah22736.4784.48
he's a good ways away though all right22738.7984.68
should I come down uh hold on D you're22740.9584.082
the safest just stay there I know it's22743.4783.282
probably pretty boring so we got to go22745.043.88
that way don't we oh boy I don't I don't22746.763.56
know the best way to get out of here22748.923.12
we're down here in this damn Canyon why22750.323.52
don't we why don't we go with the the22752.043.48
way up that cuz that doesn't have22753.844.16
anything Alpha right all right you come22755.524.358
with me let's uh let's let's scout out a22758.03.04
little bit we know where the alpha22759.8782.722
Raptor's at he's over this hill so you22761.042.96
and I we're going to go up and see if we22762.63.4
can get better views you got it you you22764.03.52
guys uh you guys stay here go talk to22766.03.68
neees go check how he's doing neees you22767.523.76
okay well I mean I'm just sitting up22769.683.84
here that's great all right Simon we22771.285.32
know this is Raptor territory so just be22773.525.08
careful all right I'm going to try oh22776.64.278
what do we got here oh bug there a bug22778.65.68
coming at you dead bug I'm scared oh22780.8785.482
most scared of like shooting you hold on22784.284.24
let me get this bug yeah don't shoot me22786.363.88
around here I don't want to where's the22788.525.038
bug there it is I can't shoot bugs okay22790.245.2
now don't shoot me all right oh yeah22793.5582.722
okay22795.443.518
watch out I need I need to I could do it22796.285.278
you got him no probably not get the bug22798.9584.202
that bug Simon trying to shoot him but22801.5585.32
it's not working I don't like my22803.163.718
view I'm I'm probably going to die from22807.444.32
that I got the thank you I I'll get the22809.684.56
next one it's cuz I was in third person22811.763.68
that just freaks me out I'm going to22814.243.12
stay in first person yeah all right22815.443.198
let's let's crawl up here and see if we22817.363.88
can get a better view all right oh okay22818.6385.722
Simon check this out if I'm not mistaken22821.244.638
yeah this is uh this is the bridge where22824.363.08
we came out at I remember this waterfall22825.8782.76
I remember seeing this bridge when we22827.443.358
jumped out okay so right below us should22828.6385.522
be neebs I trust you oh yep I see him22830.7986.602
hey nees what's up abro yeah me hey22834.165.0
where are you above me I'm way up here22837.43.92
I'm at the top of the waterfall oh yeah22839.165.718
yeah s and I made it up here ah neat22841.325.398
let's see I I feel like I feel like our22844.8783.562
best option is just going to be to make22846.7184.24
a raft and go River to get out of here22848.443.84
oh you're not going to continue going22850.9583.0
that way I mean I yeah I'll continue22852.283.8
looking but as far as getting the out of22853.9584.562
here safely with the artifacts yep I22856.084.558
think uh I think you guys just take the22858.524.88
river river huh yeah Simon and I try to22860.6386.442
make it on foot okay all right needs22863.46.238
coming down huh yep okay put monkey in22867.085.04
around all right I got plenty of stuff22869.6384.762
from uh all the dead animals to build a22872.126.24
raft and raft has been built so come on22874.46.52
is this the river that leads to the Big22878.363.72
River you don't want to build it in a22880.923.28
pond how dumb would that be no no up22882.086.36
here okay up here here he's Wy now uh I22884.26.96
see a bionx is that a bionx we should22888.444.08
just take everything out that's in our22891.164.638
path it's a danger okay shall we we're22892.527.038
warriors sure okay I got a shot on him22895.7985.402
is he coming this way got he's gone all22899.5584.0
right only a level 12 all right let me22901.24.2
get the WRA ready cover me cover me22903.5583.842
cover me cover fit through that little22905.43.52
covered you're covered area there no I'm22907.44.64
going to put it out here okay here we go22908.928.4
all right on who's driving me all right22912.048.24
now we are doing things yep yep this22917.325.8
looks like the way out to the Sea hey I22920.284.92
think we're look at the end of this uh22923.124.24
Canyon there's a swamp so we need to go22925.24.438
like just far out sea oh God and go22927.366.16
around the swamp oh boy F the swamp we22929.6385.24
have a good ways to go because I think22933.524.118
we got to get up this up this Canyon and22934.8783.92
then we got to try to make it to the22937.6383.24
bridge okay we got to survive the whole22938.7984.362
way I'm going to follow you all right22940.8783.802
we're going to have fun today you see22943.164.0
the bridge behind us I do that's the one22944.684.4
we got to get to that's the we got to22947.163.478
get to that bridge we got to get to that22949.084.2
bridge why uh because that's we got to22950.6384.762
cross that in order to get back home22953.284.48
damn that's okay I thought we just came22955.44.84
down here came down where well here oh22957.764.118
we got okay let's just go we got you22960.243.16
know me and my sense of direction yeah22961.8783.202
just I don't know what's going on all22963.42.68
right just be ready to shoot oh did you22965.082.32
see my new helmet by the way I do it22966.082.92
looks very nice thank you I got it out22967.44.68
of that uh what the ice worm oh really22969.04.638
yeah you should have got one too I22972.084.96
didn't go in the ice worm hey neebs yeah22973.6384.882
check this thing out check what thing22977.044.28
out boom Oh that's the manacor yeah it's22978.524.358
the manacor helmet that looks you look22981.324.478
like Magneto I do uh neees I'm going to22982.8785.92
need you to be my ohos uh dris you need22985.7985.08
to get serious now man I've been the22988.7984.202
whole entire time this this is swamp22990.8784.122
territory right we're in it is that a22993.04.638
griffin next to us eyes open Griffin not22995.04.16
like I was putting on a comedy act or22997.6384.0
anything yeah so we just need to go22999.166.92
straight out to sea right yeah Saros uh23001.6386.282
could be a big problem they're really23006.084.36
fast so am I taking a right then or a23007.926.16
left I would probably go I don't know23010.445.64
right the swamp's going to be to our23014.084.04
left yep hold23016.085.52
on there we go D you look uh forward and23018.125.16
right I mean left and I'll be look for23021.63.52
and right left all right for and left23023.285.16
forward right forward forward and right23025.125.518
forward left man this is going to be a23028.444.8
long ways home are we going to try to go23030.6384.84
way out then left and then head over to23033.244.52
brono Beach I think so we got to get23035.4785.282
back and get diesel at some point so uh23037.765.92
I can take you with Britney Sears yep23040.765.038
she's not busy that could work you guys23043.685.038
said the swamp was uh was dangerous23045.7985.442
usually okay well he wants to drop you23048.7185.042
off no why why would I want to no I want23051.244.398
to go home you're a warrior yeah I'm a23053.764.878
damn Warrior front left clear front23055.6387.042
right clear front front clear how far oh23058.6385.802
man I feel like I'm a broken record but23062.683.68
really like is this this we're really23064.443.72
far away oh it's a hell of a journey23066.363.64
yeah let's see I want to get if I can23068.163.08
get some High Ground I can see where23070.03.16
we're at so yeah just follow me and keep23071.244.12
going uphill all right that's that's the23073.164.28
plan just go uphill until uh until we23075.363.72
can get our bearings oh what the hell is23077.444.68
that oh cat we got a cat cat yes we do23079.085.92
get that cat s it come on [ __ ] a one23082.125.64
dead [ __ ] that's right oh who you dead23085.04.68
push push get hold on my's going to get23087.763.718
a little snack I was pretty impressed23089.683.84
with myself there I'm not going to lie23091.4784.762
yeah all right it's a mammoth end oh you23093.525.038
scared me Simon oh Simon what I see the23096.245.76
bridge you did oh right yeah here oh23098.5585.08
there's an nois right there yep that's23102.05.28
our Obelisk that's we listen we're close23103.6385.24
we're like right next23107.284.8
door I feel like we're on a safari well23108.8786.0
I felt like that when we were back in23112.084.84
the river yeah but now like like you23114.8783.402
look out there and there's all those23116.924.038
like parisers right right I yeah exactly23118.284.16
stuff going on it's like we're on the23120.9584.722
4x4 on the on the PLS yep should we sing23122.446.198
a sea Shany how many shanties do you23125.684.72
know who's good at making up sea23128.6383.682
shanties charas is pretty good at Sea23130.43.8
shanties he's the best the one who just23132.325.44
said it he didn't know any yeah Shanty23134.26.2
Shanty Shanty feel like you're just23137.764.24
saying Shanty well that's the beginning23140.44.28
of the shant Shanty23142.06.04
Shanty Shanty Shanty Shanty23144.686.4
Shanty anymore any23148.044.598
singing23151.084.96
Shanty Shanty take a th23152.6384.642
oh23156.042.918
Shanty23157.283.438
Shanty23158.9586.442
hey who's is that what is that wait a23160.7188.802
minute what that says Gilligan oh my23165.47.2
God oh my God what are you talking23169.527.84
Gilligan Gill what are you doing nut23172.67.24
what in the hell why would you you're23177.364.04
supposed to be on the23179.845.36
boat come here what a weird place to be23181.47.28
how is he not Dead come on uhoh no no no23185.27.32
hurry get him on get him on no got a s23188.687.198
go oh god oh crap did I kill no go back23192.526.198
go back all right I'll turn I'll turn oh23195.8786.68
crap did you shoot me Arrow what's wrong23198.7186.522
with you I'm not laughing sorry all23202.5584.92
right we got to save Gilligan oh God23205.244.0
what about the we shoot it with your gun23207.4783.682
don't shoot your friends I got a I got23209.244.0
one shot stay there we're going to watch23211.164.2
him okay where is he where is he where's23213.243.0
the23215.364.76
Sarco onx where is this [ __ ] okay23216.246.12
we're safe get Gilligan on the boat do23220.125.678
it Gilligan come on Gilligan goofy23222.365.8
little [ __ ] how you get out goofy I23225.7983.882
don't know all right let's hit it for23228.164.08
that Sarco comes back all right man23229.685.278
didn't even know you were23232.242.718
missing what you didn't know he was23235.24.358
missing no he's just always on the boat23237.63.92
the other boat smooth sailing from here23239.5584.92
boys front left clear front right clear23241.524.24
front right clear23244.4782.682
G23245.765.52
clear all right Simon see the bridge um23247.165.92
yeah all right we got to get there we23251.284.08
got caros and Raptors in our way see23253.083.6
this Carno here I'm going to go ahead23255.362.198
and shoot23256.685.44
him you want him do I you want him not23257.5587.802
really okay cuz I took him now good well23262.124.758
now I kind of wanted him now all right23265.363.04
I'll let you get the uh oh we got wolves23266.8782.722
over there we don't want to piss those23268.43.238
guys off all right yeah let's see uh I23269.63.72
want to try to avoid as much of this as23271.6383.442
we can oh I know yeah we got to get to23273.323.0
this bridge though it's right up here23275.083.16
yeah but that Caro we could we totally23276.323.638
could have left that Caro be I don't23278.243.76
know man I think I think it's possible I23279.9583.442
think that we should air on the side of23282.03.08
caution all right well I'm being23283.43.44
cautious I killed the Carno oh got a23285.084.36
raptor he's not yeah he's ignoring us23286.845.4
let's move I'm overheating overheating23289.445.118
yep here yep seems like a weird spot to23292.244.2
overheat oh I'm overheating too what the23294.5585.442
hell we're in the snow damn I like to be23296.444.88
I like to be shirtless anyway that23300.02.798
should make a big difference it says I'm23301.324.158
still hot well whatever come on let's go23302.7984.722
let's go good yeah I'm good now that was23305.4786.682
weird oh Simon yeah I see home not too23307.529.6
far away is this epic right now I mean23312.164.96
[Music]23318.257.919
[Music]23328.278.59
yeah23333.927.638
[Music]23336.867.58
you ready to go home I think so R we're23341.5586.042
going at night yeah yeah all right uh we23344.444.72
got Magneto here to protect us that's23347.65.118
right I'll raise you okay who's weding23349.166.68
not me um oh oh I'm glad you turned23352.7186.882
around now it's close oh what no you23355.846.958
started catching up you like a Speedster23359.65.72
look at him usin bolts with us Nees if I23362.7984.68
knew where I was where I was going yeah23365.324.52
there's T-Rexes on these Hills guys yeah23367.4784.282
yeah mostly caros yeah but there are23369.843.798
this is where I tamed a couple T-Rexes23371.764.64
yeah just be ready I'm ready what we got23373.6384.362
here po there oh there's something to23376.43.88
our left see those no they don't it's23378.04.76
Raptors oh they're coming you ready I23380.284.28
guess fight23382.763.798
[Music]23384.566.48
them all right help me down boys R got23386.5585.762
me pinned don't shoot me though [ __ ] I23391.044.36
can't see you anymore got it is all of23392.328.08
them so yeah that was exciting wasn't23395.410.039
[Music]23400.45.039
it that looks good alas thank you I I23407.24.678
was just sick of the orange nothing but23410.083.638
orange uhhuh that was jealous a little23411.8784.362
bit of neighbor uh Envy because Simon's23413.7184.602
house looks I don't know I like that at23416.244.44
night and then I looked at mine I'm like23418.323.88
yeah this looks like an amusement park23420.684.198
now like it's getting there is yeah and23422.24.04
this place pretty much is an amusement23424.8783.722
park hey you know what we should put23426.246.08
this in a hold on hold on good morning23428.65.92
oh23432.324.92
good Simon in his underwear look at you23434.524.878
look at you man I know I look good you23437.244.52
look tight oh thick got your Shredder23439.3986.362
helmet on too yeah nice get them Turtles23441.767.4
it almost you almost look like luchadors23445.766.6
almost okay yeah I see Shredder more but23449.165.478
okay luchadors okay I like that artifact23452.364.56
there alas thank you I do too I like it23454.6384.16
looks like the artifacts make it back23456.923.638
huh wait who else got the artifact I23458.7983.802
forgot I've got one all right so you got23460.5583.92
one duris you had one I guess that's the23462.63.72
one up there yeah where's neebs oh nebs23464.4783.722
went to get diesel all right right23466.323.96
perfect yeah man we had a great night we23468.24.598
camped by the river yeah snuggled yeah23470.284.84
we told stories very scary stories23472.7984.0
you'll have to tell me the story someday23475.123.16
there was a story about one time where23476.7983.08
ABS wanted to snuggle me and I didn't23478.283.92
want it to happen we got a better story23479.8785.08
what we found uh uh Gilligan out out in23482.24.84
the middle of [ __ ] nowhere he was on23484.9585.082
a rock where out in the ocean how the23487.044.88
hell he get out there no one23490.044.96
knows no one knows oh23491.925.24
Gilligan you wacky23495.04.558
dilophosaur look who's look who's coming23497.165.52
in for a landing to control permission23499.5584.08
for23502.685.52
flyby uh permission granted Dees Oho now23503.6387.08
you diesel good job23508.26.8
buddy all right air diesel is back in AC23510.7188.522
hello hello hello hello hello all right23515.06.558
now what well I don't know it's kind of23519.245.0
a full day um well ever since we got him23521.5583.722
I've been wanting to do something with23524.243.8
Barack Obama uh I'm sorry who our rock23525.286.4
golum yeah oh that's his name yeah23528.046.08
thanks a lot Obama what should we do23531.684.52
with this guy I don't know fight23534.124.598
something or yeah let's see what he does23536.24.84
you want a23538.7184.482
marathona23541.044.12
daa CH23543.25.16
yeah oh my God hold on okay I can throw23545.164.52
stuff I'm going to throw this I'm going23548.363.598
to throw a rock at Simon's house perfect23549.685.44
uh no hold on hold on w w w wo wo wo n23551.9584.482
did I miss it hold on let me get a23555.123.08
little closer I got stuff in here23556.443.76
incoming it's just going to take out a23558.23.8
wall I don't even know if it's going to23560.23.48
do anything I just want to try it all23562.03.2
right just go ahead and do it well you23563.682.64
can get in there and get your stuff you23565.23.438
need to no23566.324.638
n what are you trying to throw it at me23568.6383.482
I didn't try to throw it at you I was23570.9583.042
trying to throw it at your house let me23572.123.72
back up23574.04.638
kind of close though to me yeah is it23575.844.718
doing anything let me see didn't look23578.6383.442
like it because he yeah because we're23580.5583.602
friends all right I want to go murder23582.084.558
something go for it which way which way23584.163.96
to murder I'm going to go in these I'm23586.6382.802
going to go in the red Woods no better23588.124.08
way to start the day all right hey neees23589.444.56
hey take23592.24.12
this and23594.05.92
this okay I got it where we putting it23596.326.078
wherever you want man it's the it's one23599.925.2
of the best trophies you can have I know23602.3985.16
just the place oh you do follow me23605.124.92
following your23607.5582.482
nose all right I think that's centered23610.6386.042
there we go and then uh I guess uh how23613.685.08
do I do this I've never done this23616.686.48
before nope never done this23618.767.878
before you're doing great do this you23623.165.638
get on my shoulders here come here23626.6384.76
should just like give me like you want23628.7984.802
uh maybe two oh wait can I do it like23631.3983.682
cheer squad remember that23633.63.68
oh we got it that work wow that thing's23635.085.84
freaky looking [ __ ] yes that thing is23637.286.88
freaky wow that's the ugliest thing in23640.925.24
the world yeah and yet the most23644.163.88
beautiful it really is gorgeous it23646.164.478
really ties the place together look like23648.045.8
a shrimp abro you got to see this no I23650.6385.522
found a brosaurus or something I'm going23653.846.28
to throw a rock at it yeah what's up boy23656.166.718
hit you over the head23660.125.12
boom wow I figured that would have23662.8786.402
killed you no try it again boom nothing23665.247.28
really what about23669.283.24
this manam rock goem would do a lot more23673.3986.922
damage23677.8784.642
yeah23680.324.0
and23682.525.08
boom all right23684.325.36
smack23687.65.798
kapal uhhuh and then maybe uh23689.686.08
kbang all right you just going to going23693.3985.522
to walk away hold on got to23695.768.198
rock that do it n is that a bug go23698.928.08
me damn it what is that something23703.9585.68
attacking my feet rock all yeah there's23707.06.16
something attacking my feet Rock sucks23709.6384.682
thought I thought it was going to be a23713.163.718
one shot this takes23714.326.84
forever oh there we go finally all right23716.8786.482
Rock Golem what is that a ter bird you23721.163.84
[ __ ] off23723.362.15
[Applause]23725.04.919
[Music]23725.514.409
[Music]23733.026.099
[Music]23742.2812.72
absur and EES absur and EES uh hello23751.3985.682
I made my way into the desert cave and23755.04.44
I'm am approaching the door with the uh23757.084.76
with the the fire the fire thing on it23759.443.88
hold on say that again I got Simon here23761.842.92
with me he wants to hear okay yeah I'm23763.323.04
approaching the door I'm looking at uh23764.762.76
this is where you got to crawl through23766.363.0
and hit the button yeah but this time23767.524.08
I'm going to go to the left path yeah23769.363.92
why am I doing this alone cuz we have23771.63.798
another artifact to get and the one you23773.284.118
guys are going to get so easy it is not23775.3983.682
easy it's probably the harder one it's23777.3983.442
not there's no way it's the harder one23779.083.318
all you got to do is fly into the thing23780.843.32
and just you never know what's going to23782.3983.56
happen happen you don't know Grass Is23784.163.28
Always Greener that's what it is23785.9583.0
seriously all right but hey this23787.442.958
ascendant shotgun you gave me should23788.9583.042
make quick work of anything in here so I23790.3983.16
feel I feel pretty protected you're23792.03.398
welcome thank you all right well listen23793.5583.362
you don't have to call us back every23795.3983.16
time you're doing something okay we23796.923.4
trust check in on you can I check in on23798.5583.522
my friends is that okay with you Simon23800.323.638
well yeah Simon can I check in on my23802.085.878
friend Simon Simon Simon if my friend23803.9589.562
Che hang up damn okay so so what uh23807.9587.162
these guys going to be banging or what23813.523.198
oh yeah we're doing that uh yeah let's23815.123.838
set these guys on wonder uh-huh oh I'm23816.7184.16
doing it now T-Rex again wants to be a23818.9583.962
mama you know that that's all she's ever23820.8784.722
wanted yep Behavior enable wandering23822.925.32
that should do it bam done get to it23825.64.44
lady birds and bees why aren't you23828.244.96
moving I swear I did therey you go okay23830.045.64
so now we're going to go do things uh23833.23.758
yeah let's make sure they're getting23835.683.84
along looks like they are okay yeah hop23836.9584.0
on we got to go get this artifact it's23839.523.68
the hard one I know seriously I don't23840.9584.362
know why he thinks everything he does is23843.24.72
so hard oh there's ants coming I don't23845.324.0
know see we already got to deal with23847.923.28
ants look at this after to deal with23849.325.2
this m you got to be kidding me life of23851.26.96
a hero damn right kids behave or23854.526.08
don't win23858.165.96
right all right F got fit your boa hold23860.65.878
on I got to run back all right there it23864.125.0
goes okay all right now this oh let me23866.4784.16
get a little closer oh there we go there23869.123.838
we go there we go all right oh God maybe23870.6383.802
I should have gone him even closer no23872.9583.402
I'm good I'm good I'm good okay sorry I23874.443.48
to take you on this journey cuz uh I23876.362.518
don't think you know what's at the end23877.923.76
of it for yourself and uh I'm not going23878.8785.402
to tell you okay come on come on all we23881.684.878
got to do is come over here and tap this23884.285.0
guy Boop should open the door on the23886.5586.962
other side yes yes yes yes yes yes yes23889.2810.56
yes run run run R woo bam all right okay23893.529.84
oh God can jaas can Jas hold their23899.845.24
breath23903.366.0
hey neees yeah man that castle Yeah it's23905.086.04
right around here we should have made23909.363.96
that castle into a house you want to23911.124.438
live there well I mean I feel like now23913.324.04
it's a little too late but we we could23915.5583.122
have utilized that that would have been23917.365.118
pretty cool right no uh yeah trying to23918.685.68
read numbers yeah I could tell when23922.4783.282
you're not paying attention to what I'm23924.364.4
saying yeah I'm on the thing this 21 by23925.765.32
48 I was told right cuz I ended up23928.764.36
having spaghetti for dinner you know23931.084.44
uh-huh I said I ended up having23933.125.04
spaghetti for dinner you know yeah see23935.524.0
that has nothing to do with what I was23938.163.36
talking about you're just saying y was23939.524.4
right here somewhere do you see a hole23941.525.52
right there I see it straight ahead yep23943.925.52
keep on going go down there we go look23947.045.32
at look at who found something got a boy23949.444.48
now hold on can we can we stop for a23952.362.96
second just so I get those torches do23953.923.52
all that [ __ ] yeah okay so you're going23955.323.638
to want me to throw these torches is23957.443.198
that what we're doing hold hold a torch23958.9583.082
out maybe throw one out every now and23960.6384.16
then hold on a second can I hands grle23962.044.8
do I really need to be stopped hold on23964.7983.6
you you're flying I'm not even sitting23966.843.08
yet what do you mean oh you're not23968.3983.722
sitting I wasn't sitting that whole time23969.924.44
Daredevil AB thought he had the hard23972.124.56
cave seriously this so far this has been23974.365.84
a nightmare bam look at that huh got now23976.685.798
we go man that was really quick it only23980.24.24
took you 2 minutes to pull a torch out23982.4784.762
yep right now it's just a straight cave23984.444.48
I'm not too worried about getting lost23987.243.28
all right that's good once we have a23988.924.12
decision to make throw a torch down all23990.524.8
right how do you do that that again uh23993.043.96
you right click didn't you well don't do23995.323.8
it yet I know but sometimes when you say23997.03.52
things you just do it without even like23999.123.24
should I do it now just just push it24000.524.118
like a crazy man it's true sometimes I24002.364.48
act like a crazy person but it's a crazy24004.6385.042
world right y so sometimes it matches24006.846.118
what's going on uh-huh see you're not24009.685.32
listening to what I'm saying all right24012.9586.362
so here it looks like there are choices24015.07.28
yep choices right click oh help did you24019.325.478
throw one down sure did I wasn't24022.284.278
thinking is it on the ground I don't24024.7984.76
know I don't see it but I right clicked24026.5585.202
okay I'm a wacka do you got24029.5584.682
aam there we go had a boy all right24031.763.76
sorry I know I probably shouldn't have24034.243.04
done that but I did it all right throw24035.523.878
one down here all right ready yep hold24037.286.56
on Boom did you throw it I did okay all24039.3986.32
right back on all24043.845.118
right I don't know whose idea it was to24045.7184.562
make this thing where you have to hit24048.9583.562
all these stupid buttons they ought to24050.284.8
be just kicked in the ball s somebody24052.524.8
needs to be kicked I'm guessing these24055.084.12
things yep they shoot down arrows so24057.324.0
just stay where you're not going to get24059.24.48
hit with arrows uh so right between here24061.325.72
yep oh is that a grenade what is that24063.685.32
it's going to blow up is it oh there we24067.045.72
go no explosion24069.03.76
perfect uh let's see I just shoot along24072.925.84
y all right and then here and then y y y24078.8786.68
y okay awesome24082.7186.202
typical you hit a button oh okay okay24085.5586.482
okay okay huh and then right here here24088.925.76
yep yep yep yep yep yep uh oh this is24092.044.32
time what's in here quick quick quick24094.683.118
quick um I don't I don't know what it is24096.363.278
I'm just grabbing it I'm just grabbing24097.7984.122
it get24099.6387.282
it oh jeez am I trapped better not be24101.925.0
trapped I thought I was trapped but how24107.324.76
the hell do I open this door oh wait I24109.7984.08
think I see a button no that's not24112.086.44
button oh [ __ ] how do I open this24113.8788.442
door [ __ ] come on who made this who made24118.526.48
this so dumb oh [ __ ] I bet I got to24122.324.28
double back and find24125.05.28
a kicked in the balls telling you I got24126.65.92
to hit the button and run24130.287.08
back [ __ ] all right here there here oh24132.527.358
no no right in the middle oh this way24137.365.32
okay okay straight ahead and then no in24139.8786.202
the middle and over here to to the side24142.686.4
boom24146.083.0
there yes ma'am woo all24149.167.238
right do this torch even work can't see24153.27.438
anything yeah this is hard on the eyes24156.3988.24
yeah so dark uh is that a way to go I24160.6385.562
don't know man I don't like the view on24164.6383.482
this thing throw a torch down oh never24166.24.678
mind that's a dead end all right man24168.124.518
abser looked out in this deal didn't he24170.8784.92
seriously I mean it's damp too yep you24172.6384.76
know the kind of damp that just sticks24175.7984.6
in your bones in your bones old damp24177.3986.362
bones yep who wants damp bones nobody24180.3985.4
nobody wants one AB sure doesn't that's24183.764.0
why he took the easy cage I know he's24185.7985.522
all sorts of dry boned right now yep dry24187.765.08
oh something's glowing down there man24191.323.398
this is a you see that right this the24192.843.0
way we came from we just went did a24194.7183.802
circle okay well I I wouldn't know we24195.844.958
should have took the other cave man24198.524.0
other cave the other cave is probably24200.7985.76
like wham bam thank you ma'am yep out no24202.526.68
problem at all with all due respect24206.5587.202
ma'am Wham thank you thank you Sam Sam's24209.26.198
her husband he's been watching in the24213.763.038
corner24215.3984.842
right are you kidding me really24216.7986.402
platforming huh thing this game's known24220.244.158
for the24223.23.758
most okay it's just a simple24224.3987.962
pattern right okay get ready not yet no24226.9587.44
and oh God it fell off [ __ ] that would24232.364.518
have been perfect okay okay yep yep all24234.3985.0
right here you go yep yep yep uhhuh24236.8783.722
uh-huh24239.3983.642
uhhuh all right this one's uh this one24240.66.118
should be too bad and yo there it is24243.046.678
what's up what's up what's up what's up24246.7186.76
little okay oh god there more [ __ ] who24249.7186.802
made this kick them in the balls all24253.4784.962
right there's a button here oh wait a24256.523.878
minute is there like a door is this a24258.443.92
it's a time thing isn't it I got to hit24260.3985.4
a button and then a jump jum jump jump24262.367.198
plain one jump jump jump plain24265.7986.122
thing [ __ ] these people [ __ ] these24269.5585.482
people in their ass so hard uhuh go down24271.926.2
yep and then a big one and then yep all24275.045.758
right first part down okay yep yep all24278.125.04
right let me see the pattern oh wait24280.7986.282
this a time thing [ __ ] I just got to do24283.163.92
it f [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] all right here24287.445.76
we go here we go uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh24291.284.278
then a one uh-huh uh-huh and then oh boy24293.25.678
this actually F [ __ ]24295.5583.32
it24299.6384.92
w yep yep yep yep yep yep okay is there24301.286.16
a door a door here oh God are there more24304.5584.122
[ __ ]24307.444.958
you can you believe this crap Simon24308.685.4
right like where is it like where do you24312.3985.202
find this man cuz it's it's like a maze24314.085.08
we should call abro and say hope you're24317.63.4
happy over there having your little Ark24319.165.398
party yeah hey the green glow try here24321.05.52
why not he's probably skipping around24324.5584.24
just having a having a having a little24326.524.198
uh having a little party tight very24328.7985.882
tight on weren't we here already I don't24330.7187.322
know I don't think so yeah yeah we're24334.684.4
never going to get out of here if you've24338.043.08
been dropping torches would24339.084.04
you look at24341.126.16
this looky looky there we go I like it24343.128.4
hold on yeah artifa of the immune taking24347.286.84
it all right we're going to need uh we24351.524.92
grab another one too right grab two EPO24354.125.4
come in Son of24356.446.118
a yeah come in what's up yeah you're24359.525.4
lucky man you got the easy cave oh you24362.5584.282
can kiss my ass I'm I'm in this24364.923.478
platforming section I've been jumping24366.845.4
over spikes for like boohoo boohoo you24368.3987.122
have no idea what we don't [ __ ] yourself24372.246.558
okay all right we out hanging up on this24375.525.56
dumbass come on this time this time's24378.7984.482
going to happen go here go here wait for24381.087.08
this this one uhuh uhuh24383.284.88
go here we go yep now wait for this one24388.367.92
uh uhuh right here oh yeah you suck I'm24392.9586.802
getting worse [ __ ] getting worse boom24396.285.32
uhhuh and then boom all right wait for24399.765.198
these guys uh-huh yep yep yep there and24401.65.798
then uhhuh and then there uhhuh uhhuh24404.9585.082
all right okay here that one's gone yep24407.3984.642
yep yep yep yep all right this one move24410.044.12
on middle yep24412.045.358
uhuh yep yep24414.163.238
yep all right are there any more there24419.9584.68
any more I swear I'm going to kick24423.245.36
somebody in the [ __ ] board riding on the24424.6385.16
wall24428.62.76
here24429.7985.402
oh [ __ ] is that what I think it24431.369.24
is yes ma'am one artifact of the skylord24435.28.358
rock and roll coochie coo all right so24440.64.72
how do we get out of here I don't know24443.5583.602
man thought I thought the Torches you24445.323.88
threw down would still be somewhere24447.164.238
right so that was it was the Hansel is24449.24.48
that Hansel and gredle this is it is it24451.3984.762
oh no is that Hansel and gredle though24453.685.278
yeah they dropped the cook ah dead end24456.165.76
yep come on so the witch in the in the24458.9585.92
original story The Witch wants to eat24461.925.558
them she wants to eat the children yep24464.8786.802
it's a really twisted story yeah but not24467.4786.442
as bad as this one they had it24471.684.038
serious kid out easy compared to this24473.923.24
they really did cuz the kid they ended24475.7182.882
up getting away from it so that's where24477.163.16
we got the artifact in there isn't it24478.64.44
wait okay no no no no you see something24480.325.078
nah nah I don't know I don't see [ __ ]24483.045.32
we're going to be in here forever we'll24485.3984.56
never even get to see Extinction24488.362.76
everyone will be an Extinction will be24489.9583.362
stuck in here yep I wish I had a chance24491.126.96
to say goodbye to dalas yeah thick thick24493.328.318
abro not really abro I'm good with24498.085.798
leaving things the way they were24501.6384.802
not me I'm Too Young Too Young to be24503.8786.042
stuck in a cave underground yep oh wait24506.445.56
we saw this when we first came in right24509.924.08
and then we hung a left so if we go24512.04.558
right oh yeah hold on I think you're24514.04.68
right all right call off the funeral24516.5583.762
look at this I think we may have found24518.684.36
it yep we're all going to24520.326.12
live uh to sacrifice one oh yeah I've24523.046.88
been here oh y well F Scott Fitz jaoa24526.445.92
this is unfortunately why I brought you24529.924.038
so I'm going to stand here a minute say24532.363.64
a couple words like go [ __ ] yourself I24533.9585.242
didn't really care for you get in24536.05.32
there all24539.24.24
right I'm going to miss you a whole lot24541.324.638
you son of a24543.442.518
[ __ ] we're really going to miss24546.446.24
Hima what the why are you Defying24549.087.318
Gravity get get in there get in24552.686.878
there get in there follow me come over24556.3988.602
here over here D up what the hell all24559.5587.882
right well really going to miss you oh24565.05.84
it's sad and all that yeah there you24567.446.118
go that was much okay yep left side24570.845.798
opens sorry F got fited your24573.5588.08
boa okay oh God what is this Darkness oh24576.6387.16
wait Darkness cannot drive out the24581.6385.0
darkness only light what a dumb thing to24583.7985.282
put on a [ __ ] wall Darkness cannot24586.6384.282
drive out only light can drive out24589.084.52
Darkness yeah it is dark24590.925.478
okay I'm not stepping seems like I step24593.65.878
on that it'd be whoa [ __ ] you cheeky24596.3985.08
little bastard where'd you come from oh24599.4784.0
God are there any more I'm not pulling24601.4784.442
my torch out it is shotgun24603.4786.442
30 hello spooky in here luckily my24605.926.28
flashlight will uh shine through the24609.924.28
darkness whatever that stupid thing set24612.24.0
at the front all right I don't want to24614.23.438
step on24616.25.08
these oh here we24617.6383.642
go24622.045.518
ascending shotgun [ __ ] right I'm just24624.3986.162
going to jump over that wh okay24627.5584.282
[Music]24630.563.56
hey [ __ ]24631.845.52
you oh good more buttons yeah just just24634.127.2
what I wanted more buttons oh God is24637.365.438
there a hidden one somewhere around here24641.325.04
is there some [ __ ] where if I hit24642.7983.562
that I'll be damn finally a button that24647.25.198
actually does what you think hey all24650.084.36
right the happy area oh God do I have to24652.3983.682
fight those can I just leave cuz I've24654.444.0
already got the artifact I want right24656.084.04
yeah I'm the hell out of here I don't24658.443.4
need to fight any more ghosts direwolves24660.124.758
or die bears do I can I get out of here24661.844.558
follow the river I remember that I24664.8784.402
remember that24666.3982.882
yeah get out of here live with the24669.7185.962
artifact all24672.243.44
right oh man we did it have Scott Fitz24676.445.16
you oh wait yeah you're not with me24679.923.958
anymore in the cave just uh just have a24681.64.56
little chat all Al why not why not right24683.8783.68
if you're going to go uh you're going to24686.162.6
be in a camp by yourself and you don't24687.5582.84
have any friends to talk to as well just24688.763.76
chatter24690.3988.642
her all right woo who got an artifact AB24692.529.4
got an artifact all right I'm going call24699.047.918
neees ab neees ab neees uh this is neees24701.926.24
how'd you guys day go did you get that24706.9584.082
artifact oh man I would say it was a24708.165.0
success well guess what mine was a24711.044.598
success as well oh yeah oh yeah we got24713.164.96
an artifact cool uh listen man you24715.6385.24
looked out what's that our our C was24718.124.758
crazy hard oh was it yeah what what' you24720.8783.84
do did you have to jump over spikes you24722.8783.76
have to hit buttons no buttons but there24724.7184.042
was a cave it was dark oh it was dark24726.6384.802
was it dark confusing damp damp and24728.765.6
confusing oh wow damp confus that sounds24731.445.64
crazy oh boy that sounds nuts you don't24734.364.198
even know you weren't there you're right24737.083.16
I wasn't there how many artifacts you24738.5584.802
get uh one yeah we got two oh oh [ __ ]24740.245.36
I'm on the wrong Mountain damn it I'm on24743.365.0
the wrong Mountain no listen my cave was24745.65.68
[ __ ] and I don't care if he got two24748.364.68
cuz there were two of you he's not cut24751.283.518
out to get two Simon he can only do one24753.043.16
I know that's right you go [ __ ] yourself24754.7982.802
I heard you say that you son of a [ __ ]24756.23.278
you [ __ ] yourself hang up on him listen24757.63.278
I'm hanging up you come home we're going24759.4782.722
to we're going to have a party all right24760.8782.84
got to run back to the right Mountain24762.24.278
hope spoo's still there better be good24763.7186.282
luck yep thanks [ __ ] wrong cave you24766.4786.432
wrong cave you little off24770.09.958
[Music]24772.9110.29
looking good that's right all right hey24779.9585.162
Simon yes sir all right see if you can24783.25.24
guess who I am okay okay uh I'm the24785.127.12
leader so I think we should take all of24788.447.16
our animals thick and yeah yes how'd you24792.246.6
know uh the purple yep and the dicky24795.65.0
attitude he's going to be mad when he24798.844.718
sees I took his helmet in his thing24800.66.358
hello boys hey what's going on oh glad24803.5585.642
you could make it to the meat naps room24806.9584.322
oh well hey thick yeah oh you got it24809.24.4
right away yeah well I mean oh yeah hold24811.284.438
on I want to do one okay it's going to24813.63.278
be good Simon what do you think it's24815.7185.08
going to be um it's probably going to be24816.8787.722
uh me or you I hope it's dures cuz he's24820.7986.522
not here right okay otherwise I might be24824.65.32
offended if he if he does you well it24827.324.6
all depends on on you know how he does24829.923.4
me all right24831.923.28
he did you in a good light it'd be24833.323.92
different remember he might re reenact24835.24.0
something you did really good right like24837.245.2
the time that you did the24839.23.24
um oh boy uh you know what don't worry24843.085.318
about it don't worry about it it's okay24846.7983.16
you don't need to think of one of the24848.3983.362
many things that I've done that's24849.9586.642
good hey yeah you know I'm just going to24851.767.56
just do whatever I'll follow24856.65.358
you I'll follow whatever I I don't care24859.326.2
spot on abro yeah had a spot on dalas oh24861.9585.802
was that dalus he's doing dalus okay24865.524.48
yeah that's abro doing dalas oh that's24867.764.878
not dalus that's abro doing abro doing24870.05.12
dalas D is taller much taller yeah much24872.6384.32
taller yeah I'm a I'm a I'm a short24875.123.56
little dumpling I was just surprised cuz24876.9584.84
dalius usually isn't here and with this24878.685.52
imitation you're here therefore confused24881.7985.962
me got wow I like the artifacts yes sir24884.25.438
and if you look behind me there is one24887.763.878
last pedestal waiting for an artifact24889.6384.282
and that should be everything a to fight24891.6383.362
the24893.926.12
boss let's plug her in boom oo that's a24895.07.44
handsome looking one too not as pretty24900.044.72
as the ones that we got like a wing yeah24902.444.4
it's the artifact of the skylord so yeah24904.763.32
that makes sense it looked like a wing24906.843.24
or a bird looks like the Philadelphia24908.085.0
Eagles logo that's a sports thing huh24910.086.638
yep Sports good day uh abso good job24913.085.16
doing your thing thanks good job you24916.7184.68
guys uh yeah you had a hard time so24918.245.398
couple dinos couple weapons we're24921.3983.962
fighting a boss let's fight a damn boss24923.6384.812
boys I'm nervous I'll hold you don't24925.366.319
[Music]24928.453.229
worry shut up dog a dog in the office24932.525.84
it's Anthony's dog that would have been24936.245.12
an intense moment yeah it was ruined by24938.365.72
the dog24941.362.72
[Applause]24944.94.919
[Music]24945.414.409
yep24951.524.72
big 44 would you please step up on the24953.367.16
ceremonial slab okay about right here24956.247.28
little bit further okay turn around turn24960.524.958
okay turn about face there we go all24963.523.64
right ladies and gentlemen and24965.4784.362
distinguished guests welcome to this24967.165.76
ceremony of tribal inclusion today we24969.847.0
will be accepting potentially big 44 the24972.926.32
queen of the wyvern people uh into the24976.844.32
tribe of NE the queen of the wyvern24979.243.478
people what is your tribe called what24981.162.718
are you call what you call I'm the24982.7183.602
wyvern King you remember I was strongest24983.8785.322
most powerful man in wyvern people duras24986.325.0
yeah Wyn people I remember I thought he24989.24.518
said quiv I thought he said quiv I24991.325.28
thought he said Queen of the people at24993.7184.722
this cere uh how long is this going to24996.63.4
be not long this is going to be quick24998.442.518
let's readed this along it's already25000.02.718
been well the more you talk it probably25000.9583.962
drags it out you know just do that math25002.7186.92
yeah um if we all for agree uh face your25004.929.038
torch of trust and uh light whil saying25009.6388.562
are we done all right this my oh I I25013.9586.68
it's lit that one torches of trust all25018.24.56
four torches of trust are lit which25020.6385.76
means we trust thick you're in the tribe25022.768.038
yay now for to to seal the deal um we25026.3986.762
all light the Torches of25030.7985.0
unity why do we have to light more25033.165.238
torches the Torches well he's got them25035.7986.402
when do we do it yay and boom look at25038.3984.602
that25042.22.04
I guess somebody somebody's got to25043.03.2
invite me actually into the tribe oh25044.244.478
yeah oh yeah yeah it's way too bright25046.24.16
someone invite it's way too bright I'm25048.7183.642
I'm tearing I'm tearing this this torch25050.365.198
down the part of the fcking it's way too25052.364.24
bright we got to get rid of some of25055.5582.802
these torches I like that you get rid of25056.63.76
the old torch It's like because it's not25058.364.038
okay I like that make new friends but25060.363.598
keep the old but this case you're going25062.3983.682
to lose the old so I'm demolishing the25063.9584.282
okay demolish the trust see that looks25066.084.718
better right the trust has been broken25068.244.318
somebody please invite me to your your25070.7984.722
tribe the honors uh thick formerly of25072.5587.84
the quiv queen uh did I do it yeah did I25075.527.198
do it well I don't yeah yeah you guys25080.3984.962
made a wise decision considering uh your25082.7184.362
past all right fair enough uh thick if25085.363.16
you would do another about face and25087.083.52
light your torch of unity okay it's a25088.525.72
big moment25090.63.64
yay now let's all let's all face the25094.7985.68
platform here uh for a photo op photo25097.4785.522
photo okay yeah photos can I I'll do a25100.4785.24
little kneel or roll standing hey whoa25103.05.12
whoa whoa wrong button we just did that25105.7184.042
that was that wasn't me that was dalus25108.123.96
that was me I hit the sometimes I hit25109.764.48
the control for is he in the tribe now25112.084.44
yeah yes yeah I will cheer this ceremony25114.243.84
is over look I got to get some sleep25116.523.0
we're f a boss tomorrow we got a big day25118.083.12
tomorrow guys all right good night25119.524.48
welcome good night everyone okay thank25121.26.08
welcome you're welcome um really go to25124.05.0
bed we got a boss fight tomorrow you're25127.283.96
a boss fight yeah you're not the boss of25129.07.52
me hey Simon hey you want a kiss sure go25131.248.6
ahead give me a little kiss yeah that's25136.525.878
nice all right now let's have some fun25139.843.68
yeah come back to my place if you want25142.3983.152
to Do's open oh25143.5217.7
[Music]25145.5515.67
yeah25161.243.0
all right ready to go yeah think so25165.6384.92
pretty good looking Army boys who's25168.7984.242
leading the way I don't know dees are25170.5584.122
you going to drive the yudy I'm driving25173.043.518
the yudy all right we never named her25174.684.198
did we General yudy General YY all right25176.5584.962
so the general should lead okay and we25178.8784.722
need these animals to follow us so all25181.523.52
right who's in charge of that last time25183.63.08
we did this that was a cluster is we25185.043.64
should split them up I'll grab a few and25186.683.92
then y'all grab a few oh yeah that'll25188.685.118
work um just go go through all of them25190.65.878
and grab them all oh God here go you25193.7987.08
grab some no if it's one leading all25196.4786.562
that makes more sense there n yeah tell25200.8784.482
what need you do it I got these you grab25203.044.2
the other ones I'll grab this pig I'll25205.363.8
meet you guys at the thing what we're25207.243.44
going together why would you be25209.163.52
separating right now it's so much less25210.683.76
impact it's a lot of animals it gets25212.683.878
crowded I'm going right behind you all25214.444.72
right I'm leaving did you grab any Simon25216.5586.16
no well well I'll grab some this is25219.166.318
yeah and and for some reason no you know25222.7184.562
what the hell with you guys I'm probably25225.4784.48
going to take two trips aren't I no25227.284.4
y'all bring them I forget how to get him25229.9584.362
to follow you makes it difficult let me25231.684.718
know if I need to take one looking good25234.324.6
beses thank you see a lot of bunch of25236.3984.722
it's a bunch of T-Rex butts yeah it's25238.924.878
adorable it's like a big pile of Rex25241.126.24
asses yep I ain't taking [ __ ] oh [ __ ]25243.7985.242
did we forget the artifacts oh we need25247.363.598
artifacts we need I'll run back get the25249.044.598
artifacts wow all right looking good25250.9586.322
dras make it up all right grabbing some25253.6385.84
artifacts here we25257.284.8
go oh25259.4785.802
yeah they make this it's crazy you can't25262.085.12
just drag it drag it out of this thing25265.284.24
who designed this25267.24.678
nuts see I should be able to drag just25269.523.72
drag it right into my inventory and drop25271.8783.08
it no I got to take it over here and25273.244.36
then take it over here that's crazy25274.9585.362
that's I mean that's just insane howy25277.64.958
Boys Hey abro hell25280.325.12
I got the artifacts is a room I hope so25282.5585.282
yepy is that other Pig behind me yeah25285.446.118
there he is hey you stay still all right25287.845.798
over here over here I know I'm in it's25291.5583.522
like a it's like a maze it's a maze of25293.6384.0
reck's feet very easy to get pooped on25295.084.08
when are we going to talk about what25297.6383.84
exactly we're all wanted to do before we25299.164.84
go in or I'd like to know well I mean I25301.4784.282
guess the plan is we go in there we know25304.03.2
we're going to be fighting a couple25305.763.48
things so just start fighting right away25307.24.12
start fighting are you on foot yeah you25309.244.04
might want to hop on a hog but I was I25311.323.638
wasn't told to all right well you yeah25313.284.358
you do you man now duras and thick you25314.9585.122
guys have assault rifles correct oh yeah25317.6385.0
right so you get all right you guys are25320.084.718
you guys are our muscle yeah God damn25322.6384.042
right so any anything that comes flying25324.7983.482
at us I think there may be some flyers25326.683.08
in here you guys try to take care of25328.283.358
those before anything done and done you25329.763.92
call me Swift muscle from now on you are25331.6385.402
all right Taylor Swift muscle all right25333.685.56
thck you got passive healing turned on25337.044.28
uh passive healing is not turned on yet25339.243.318
but we should probably we turn it on25341.324.6
enable passive healing on pigs oh God I25342.5584.882
can't see I know it's hard to see I'm25345.923.44
getting [ __ ] on want to put a torch on25347.444.438
my C turn this one on oh he's healing25349.364.68
already we better do this oh all right25351.8784.282
I'm putting the artifacts in uh I didn't25354.044.12
all pigs are on quit healing we're not25356.164.28
hurt yet all right artifacts are going25358.1611.28
in one 2 3 4 five be in there Circle six25360.4412.118
7 8 925369.446.72
10 artifacts all right you guys ready25372.5589.4
ready time doing it oh boy are25376.1610.238
happening oh yeah baby good luck fellas25381.9586.282
we're going to need it this is I don't25386.3984.4
need luck where I'm going in oh this is25388.245.36
am I in oh God heyes get in you look25390.7985.802
like you're half in half outes Jesus get25393.65.76
in stay in that was close all right we25396.66.43
got all right trying to duck out you C25399.366.198
[Music]25403.037.09
to Good Luck oh God okay here we are25405.5586.642
where's my and I'm stuck where's my R25410.123.16
where's your25412.23.84
R it's right here D it's Phyllis yeah25413.287.24
you you hop on Phyllis all right where's25416.048.0
Gody oh [ __ ] separate oh God okay should25420.525.8
I start shooting yeah start okay I'm25424.045.0
doing it oh boy there they are oh boy25426.324.92
what are we going for first dragon25429.045.0
dragon Dragon first boys Dragon burst25431.245.52
open field woo Boy watch your watch your25434.045.518
aims D is there an attack command for a25436.765.718
Wy or I'm sorry the for T-Rexes yeah why25439.5584.202
are they attacking why is everyone25442.4783.882
sitting here like jackasses oh God I'm25443.765.118
shooting everybody oh boy all right25446.365.438
Dragon coming right at me son of a [ __ ]25448.8785.52
oh boy y That's the dragon there they go25451.7985.522
hey thieves buff them I'm25454.3986.682
buffing yeah baby no no no no no no no25457.325.76
Pig come come back here Pig they catch25461.083.0
that25463.084.398
pig Sho get to Healing shoot this25464.087.398
bastard in the face do it Savage wo wait25467.4786.08
what you got25471.4785.4
boy oh25473.5583.32
hey dragons down what hell yeah Manore25477.5588.362
come on baby oh wait why why did you why25482.765.6
would you stop it there you stupid game25485.924.478
what's wrong with you reloading stop25488.363.84
coming in stop coming25490.3983.602
boy [ __ ] yeah we got Griffin oh another25492.25.198
Manore we got Griffin Griff on the25494.07.638
man where is that [ __ ] oh rocker oh25497.3987.922
God what this is a pass come on25501.6387.482
baby I see a Manor how boom25505.327.2
bitching come on baby come on baby25509.126.4
coming in for a heal there you go baby25512.525.76
I'm a [ __ ] gamer come on get him get25515.525.84
him that oh Manor's in the air man come25518.285.64
on boy boy [ __ ] come on boy I'm going25521.364.92
after the Manore oh he supporting these25523.925.4
arrows reloading oh yeah boy looks like25526.286.4
it's he half down boys oh yeah he's the25529.324.96
tough one that Dragon was a piece of25532.685.198
[ __ ] oh boy I've been tranquilized re B25534.287.198
good job B go down you son of a [ __ ] oo25537.8785.242
he's tough [ __ ] all right we25541.4784.882
going in for some shotgun blast boom25543.126.758
B okay in the air he's in the air oh we25546.366.16
got one WX down oh crap I'm all dur Al25549.8784.84
is25552.522.198
low oh God I just got nailed what's this25554.8786.202
purple [ __ ] tastes like cotton candy in25558.684.4
shame it's purple drink it's following25561.085.0
me it's following me God it's following25563.085.68
him I'm following you D on me my my HW25566.085.44
just fell asleep I need help help I'm25568.764.4
running I'm running to the pile I'm25571.524.198
running to the pile is this is this our25573.165.718
cornfield why is there a cornfield here25575.7185.482
corn is good for you I know it's you25578.8784.442
know it is it is not that nutritious25581.24.758
nutritious that's true that's not true25583.324.84
there we go that's [ __ ] is25585.9585.322
nutritious barely barely traps down not25588.165.638
even of note nope that's not true we've25591.285.16
discussed this25593.7984.92
before don't for the manacor he's back25596.444.6
in the air oh I'm [ __ ] going for it25598.7184.362
baby come on he's over there in the25601.044.8
woods battle snout like a [ __ ] I'm25603.085.36
going at him go dur let go I'm going at25605.844.84
him too just took down a tree damn it25608.444.438
come on oh boy he's right by me yeah25610.685.56
come on now oh boy he's on the ground oh25612.8785.562
boy he's on you I know I'm trying to25616.244.398
leave him T-Rexes all right I'm shooting25618.445.56
him in the ass buddy W [ __ ] boy come on25620.6385.962
go down you25624.06.0
[ __ ] oh reloading how our Rex is doing25626.65.878
oh [ __ ] they're hurting man he lands I25630.05.84
can shotgun his ass some more he land H25632.4785.562
that [ __ ] down here we go I'm25635.846.16
behind him coming up him go down boy I'm25638.049.8
boom boom boom bo oh boy got to25642.09.04
reload come on oh I'm going to kill this25647.846.0
son of a [ __ ] in the ass oh yes come on25651.044.72
die he's almost down he's almost down25653.844.28
let's25655.762.36
go that's right that's25658.7984.76
[Applause]25663.974.95
right yeah I think so damn ah General25665.27.08
yyo seven look at this I was the one to25668.925.16
take him down I don't know babbe yeah it25672.284.64
said Simon that's right oh boy good job25674.086.558
Simon yes wow so wait and wow we get25676.925.44
treasure right oh general yudy's just25680.6383.602
knocked out he just knocked out I25682.364.358
thought he was dead oh oh he's fine25684.245.8
you're okay bud he was a damn hero okay25686.7185.122
how's T-Rex skin is he all right guys25690.044.918
good job good job everybody that was25691.845.878
awesome that was I'm I got to come down25694.9587.76
off of that kitty liad kitty died25697.7188.602
all right hey and we're oh boy I'm25702.7185.962
inside of something oh yeah no I am25706.324.72
inside yeah I'm I'm in like a T-Rex orgy25708.684.32
right now me I'm inside of a T-Rex as25711.043.838
well hey is any if anyone's out there25713.03.398
you might calling all these dinosaurs25714.8783.08
and getting them out of this pile yeah25716.3985.08
hold on hold on I'm good oh jeez that oh25717.9585.76
yeah here's ham Anderson ham Anderson25721.4784.282
got knocked out she's good though she's25723.7185.522
just sleepy hey boys we beat R The Rock25725.766.32
damn right we did is that the the whole25729.245.12
thing that we we didn't just beat right25732.084.12
yeah we did yeah Extinction here we come25734.363.92
the whole the but the whole thing that's25736.23.8
the whole game yeah I just thought that25738.283.04
was like part of the game that we won25740.03.398
and we're moving final B the whole game25741.323.42
final25743.3983.682
[Music]25744.745.5
game Simon yes sir normally this is an25747.084.76
awkward point where we're all talking25750.243.68
and I was out of the tribe and all that25751.844.48
other junk but now I'm in the tribe but25753.925.24
I think you should sit right here my25756.325.638
friend with the killing blow25759.165.08
to the manacore well thank you I I25761.9584.722
salute you sir well well thank you I25764.244.0
feel like salute feel like I might have25766.684.0
just gotten lucky but I I I appreciate25768.245.238
it here25770.686.0
here this off everyone got the hat right25773.4786.362
no yeah I got the Hat oh I get a hat huh25776.685.718
I'd like the Hat a hat huh where was the25779.843.84
hat25782.3984.08
at how good does that look where was it25783.686.118
at uh I think you just get it oh I think25786.4784.442
cuz yeah you were close yeah with the25789.7982.68
manic went down it should it just popped25790.924.0
in as a skin in my inventory yeah I like25792.4784.642
my other hat better I like this one oh25794.924.24
it's just oh oh yeah the uh the Magneto25797.123.758
helmet I like that way better too you25799.162.96
guys look like you're about to do a play25800.8783.362
for Thanksgiving mhm and then the25802.124.8
pilgrims came over and they all [ __ ]25804.244.0
no I think they they all got under the25806.923.718
blankets ooh and went to diddling that25808.244.04
wasn't what happened nope but maybe the25810.6384.24
first Thanksgiving thanks for the25812.286.08
DD that's it so what's next yeah what do25814.8785.08
we do now I don't know about you boys I25818.362.64
want to get the hell out of here and go25819.9583.242
to Extinction absolutely Extinction25821.04.52
comes out today yeah or the day we're25823.24.758
recording this so we got to get out of25825.525.24
here and get over there and get to25827.9584.802
extincting yeah how long have we been25830.763.958
here long enough Simon long enough over25832.764.52
a year we need to say goodbye yeah let's25834.7183.722
take a uh yeah we should probably do25837.283.48
that do a fly around so goodbye tour25838.445.16
goodbye tour goodbye tour goodbye25840.764.59
goodbye Tour all25843.64.97
[Music]25845.353.22
right25850.163.0
so long dead Dino friends we miss you25853.25.358
rest in peace you guys killed all those25856.5584.442
dinos you know yep well it was names's25858.5585.522
fault not us exactly no start this on a25861.06.43
positive note wasn't me25864.086.429
[Music]25867.433.079
though adios Puerto Bronto Bronto Beach25870.687.48
adios the again yeah bye sharks I don't25874.925.478
know your names but I love you anyway we25878.164.11
have forgotten about you already we had25880.39811.32
[Music]25882.2712.448
sharks goodbye25891.7186.882
library library lat Library sorry Dan I25894.7186.362
said we'd never come back for you that's25898.65.0
he was right heest very honest good luck25901.084.53
getting out of there you fat25903.66.48
[Music]25905.616.18
salamander25910.085.739
[Music]25911.794.029
[Music]25918.549.7
whose idea was it to come by this place25926.244.558
it looks cool who cares there a good25928.244.68
memory I don't remember being here25930.7983.882
apparently it wasn't a memory for Simon25932.924.478
you were underwater Simon remember no25934.684.84
underwater how do you forget that I've25937.3985.4
been underwater a lot all right all25939.527.76
right it's the GBS house G is he is he25942.7986.76
still at your place yeah yeah he's25947.283.08
locked25949.5584.152
upstairs oh should we let him out25950.366.88
[Music]25953.713.53
n hey the lighthouse wow we came we came25959.125.518
here once and parachuted you guys25962.844.84
remember twice twice at least twice25964.6385.0
whatever it was fun to the Redwoods25967.683.77
right still don't remember it25969.6384.992
[Music]25971.453.18
goodbye former place of residence that I25978.445.038
never finished hey it's your [ __ ] Shack25981.245.52
Nick what a piece of [ __ ] y bet the25983.4787.591
[Music]25986.764.309
P hey the castle yeah wow with all the25992.167.798
bats [ __ ] you25997.285.16
bats hole in the bottom that we went25999.9584.482
down oh yeah with the water and the26002.444.198
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You definitely should check it out

Man, I gotta tell you about this amazing YouTube channel called Neebs Gaming. Their cinematic series in Ark: Survival Evolved is just the best. It's like watching an epic adventure movie, except it's unscripted gameplay!

Let me set the scene for you. Neebs and the gang spawn naked on the island of Ragnarok. No clothes, no weapons, no resources. It's up to them to survive and thrive in the brutal dinosaur-filled world. And let me tell you, these guys get up to some crazy antics.

There's Dora the explorer who loves running headfirst into danger, Thick the lovable oaf who is always getting himself hurt, and Neebs the cautious leader trying desperately to keep everyone alive. The unpredictable dino A.I. constantly surprises them - like when a pack of raptors ambushed their camp, or when Thick accidentally aggroed a giant Brontosaurus. I was on the edge of my seat!

But the best part is the cinematic style. With epic camera shots and added sound effects, it feels like you're watching a movie, not just some dudes playing a game. The editing is top-notch. Neebs adds voice-overs for the characters in post production that are absolutely hilarious. It's like watching a Christopher Guest mockumentary in the Jurassic era!

Overall, Neebs Gaming's Ark series is the most entertaining gameplay I've ever seen. It's the next best thing to playing the game yourself. If you want to watch a group of friends surviving against all odds in a brutal dinosaur world, with nonstop laughter and adventure, then you have to check out Neebs Gaming's cinematic Ark series. It's what great gameplay content should be - cinematic, epic, and funny as hell. Neebs and the gang are YouTube legends in my book.


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