A ZOMBIE HORDE ate my PETS! - Conan Exiles
Neebs Gaming
Conversation
neebs: Hey guys, welcome back to another crazy episode of Conan Exiles! Today, APPSRO and I are gonna tell you why this video is our absolute favorite.
appsro: That's right, NEEBS! I mean, who wouldn't love a video where a zombie horde eats our pets? It's like a tragic comedy, but with zombies!
neebs: Exactly! And let's not forget all the chaos that happens while you're off on vacation, APPSRO. It's like the game knows when you're not around to keep things in check.
appsro: Oh, you know it, NEEBS! It's like the game is conspiring against us. But hey, at least we get some hilarious content out of it, right?
Why this video rocks!
0:00
/32.36571502685547
🥏
This post is written mostly by AI and the above audio snippet is a (poorly) generated conversation between members of the Neebs Gaming Crew using OpenAi and ElevenLabs!
🥏
Inspired to get some great Neebs Gaming Merch? Check out Neebs Gaming Gear.
This video comes straight from the Neebs Gaming YouTube channel.
Hey there Neebs Gaming fans, have you checked out the latest episode of Conan Exiles Season 2 yet? Let me tell you, it is jam-packed with excitement and action while Neebs is away. So much stuff goes down in this episode, you definitely don't want to miss it!
And hey, have you seen the new Resort Merch that Neebs Gaming has released? It's pretty cool, I might have to snag myself a shirt or two. Plus, if you're a coffee lover like me, you'll want to check out the Neebs Gaming Coffee with the code NEEBS10 for 10% off. Who doesn't love a good cup of coffee while watching their favorite gaming channel?
If you haven't already, be sure to subscribe to Neebs Gaming and check out their Patreon for even more exclusive content. And don't forget about their Twitch channel for some live gaming action. Oh, and the music they use in their videos is always on point, definitely give it a listen.
I can't get enough of Neebs Gaming and their Conan Exiles series, it's always a blast to watch. And if you're into PC gaming, Xidax PCs are where it's at - definitely worth checking out. So grab your snacks, settle in, and get ready for another epic episode of Conan Exiles with Neebs Gaming. Trust me, you won't be disappointed!
Neebs Gaming
The official Neebs Gaming website
Neebs Gaming
Transcript
| Caption | Start | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| [Music] | 0.11 | 2.32 |
| all right I'm going put this thing down | 3.04 | 5.88 |
| oh wow is it crystal ball black orb it's | 5.96 | 6.08 |
| called an orb of nurgle what is up with | 8.92 | 6.28 |
| that just skull just in the Jello-O oh | 12.04 | 6.2 |
| that's Todd oh oh what are you doing | 15.2 | 4.04 |
| excuse me just want to come down and | 18.24 | 3.119 |
| look at it sorry there we go you're miss | 19.24 | 3.64 |
| it looks really cool it sounds really | 21.359 | 4.481 |
| cool till you say nurgle all right whoa | 22.88 | 5.88 |
| what unless you say nural oh wait | 25.84 | 5.08 |
| seriously is this lost anything or can I | 28.76 | 5.08 |
| just do it do it hold on let me I'm | 30.92 | 4.76 |
| going to step back a little | 33.84 | 6.0 |
| bit and Simon | 35.68 | 7.44 |
| what I am now taller wait wait what what | 39.84 | 6.12 |
| hello yes now I am tall lady can I | 43.12 | 5.759 |
| taller I am giant I want to be tall I am | 45.96 | 5.32 |
| giant Amazon woman Queen oh we should | 48.879 | 4.081 |
| all be tall then when nebes comes back | 51.28 | 3.4 |
| next week he's be like why am I so short | 52.96 | 3.16 |
| yeah why am I so short oh my God why am | 54.68 | 3.32 |
| I so short tell me they had this in the | 56.12 | 3.56 |
| game when thick was playing wow you just | 58.0 | 3.359 |
| did that I just saw you get taller | 59.68 | 3.879 |
| anyone can do this yeah you can just | 61.359 | 3.681 |
| completely change your appearance done | 63.559 | 4.001 |
| yet I'm not done okay oh we can really | 65.04 | 4.119 |
| have done with knes we could all like | 67.56 | 4.0 |
| Swap and dress like each other wow he'd | 69.159 | 4.681 |
| be so confused yeah look we're all tall | 71.56 | 3.44 |
| now we're tall all right well I haven't | 73.84 | 4.12 |
| done it so you you stare at the that's | 75.0 | 4.72 |
| going to be hilarious I I I don't see | 77.96 | 4.24 |
| how to do it you can do it oh waa you | 79.72 | 4.32 |
| got a different you got a haircut wow | 82.2 | 4.16 |
| yeah and yeah that's it wow uh-huh so | 84.04 | 3.92 |
| this is cool we can alter our appearance | 86.36 | 3.92 |
| whenever we want that's great T pretty | 87.96 | 4.519 |
| neat Simon just do it yeah well do me a | 90.28 | 4.44 |
| favor Dora can you not be a douchebag | 92.479 | 3.92 |
| and just say just do it and just like | 94.72 | 3.719 |
| when I when I look at it and I'm hitting | 96.399 | 3.961 |
| e tell me what I'm supposed to hit I was | 98.439 | 3.761 |
| presenting you with a nice pair of Nike | 100.36 | 5.52 |
| sneakers What tap e Bubba thank you tap | 102.2 | 5.919 |
| in the hole guys this is dangerous I've | 105.88 | 3.839 |
| forgotten what I originally looked like | 108.119 | 3.28 |
| and I don't think I can ever go back | 109.719 | 3.08 |
| that's you know what that's fine I like | 111.399 | 3.961 |
| you this way all right fine now I kind | 112.799 | 4.161 |
| of want to see what this is all about | 115.36 | 3.0 |
| that me oh wait no this that looks | 116.96 | 3.519 |
| different yeah body Fe features face | 118.36 | 3.48 |
| what did you do so quickly to make | 120.479 | 4.121 |
| yourself bigger I think body features | 121.84 | 4.84 |
| that bar at the bottom yeah Crank That | 124.6 | 5.0 |
| height y | 126.68 | 2.92 |
| y s you gr it that's it he's so big oh | 129.959 | 5.761 |
| now I'm going to be | 134.16 | 4.56 |
| short all right this is fun oh hey Dora | 135.72 | 6.2 |
| yeah I got a zath question for you oh | 138.72 | 6.08 |
| I'd be the one to Z can shrink these | 141.92 | 5.599 |
| down finally um can you make a zath | 144.8 | 6.4 |
| blade yes may I have zath blade look at | 147.519 | 6.0 |
| how short and petite I am I need a zath | 151.2 | 5.039 |
| blade look how evil I am I'm not evil | 153.519 | 4.601 |
| I'm short and petite and I'm cute often | 156.239 | 4.28 |
| you are evil and uh I have a mustache | 158.12 | 5.039 |
| now you do oh you do yeah that's my new | 160.519 | 4.481 |
| thing zath rich I don't think this is a | 163.159 | 4.561 |
| zath blade this is a ritual dagger oh | 165.0 | 4.08 |
| can never allow well you know what put | 167.72 | 2.72 |
| that in your pocket and think of Zap a | 169.08 | 5.36 |
| bit I'll see what I can do okay oh | 170.44 | 7.2 |
| no what are you laughing at just is that | 174.44 | 4.48 |
| what your hair looked like before is | 177.64 | 3.76 |
| that you it it it is now oh no yeah it | 178.92 | 4.039 |
| doesn't look anything like it does the | 181.4 | 4.119 |
| what's going on wait but I made my hair | 182.959 | 5.36 |
| long that's not long oh because I was | 185.519 | 5.241 |
| bald before yeah yeah now I have | 188.319 | 4.321 |
| beautiful hair all right sweet two | 190.76 | 3.559 |
| different shades I'm down but I love the | 192.64 | 3.44 |
| fact that I'm not bald on the top | 194.319 | 3.761 |
| anymore congratulations welcome to the | 196.08 | 4.74 |
| Hair Club thank you for | 198.08 | 10.26 |
| [Music] | 200.82 | 7.52 |
| men | 208.68 | 5.58 |
| [Music] | 210.06 | 4.72 |
| [Applause] | 214.26 | 8.979 |
| [Music] | 214.78 | 10.22 |
| all right Anthony all right kill it kill | 223.239 | 3.161 |
| it kill it right just right now you | 225.0 | 2.92 |
| don't need anything special uh no kill | 226.4 | 5.679 |
| it but don't Harvest it and | 227.92 | 7.08 |
| and ya all right all right so what are | 232.079 | 4.88 |
| you getting let's see if this works this | 235.0 | 3.92 |
| dagger that Dora gave me maybe this is | 236.959 | 4.241 |
| what I need to do what Pixie Girl oh it | 238.92 | 5.44 |
| was if you harvest spiders with this | 241.2 | 5.28 |
| dagger you get these thing called Zite | 244.36 | 5.48 |
| bags bags bags of like it almost looks | 246.48 | 6.319 |
| like a spider egg or something but I can | 249.84 | 5.679 |
| use it or open it and did that give me | 252.799 | 5.4 |
| that gave me bone and iic cor I hear | 255.519 | 4.28 |
| you're able to get skulls from these | 258.199 | 3.641 |
| bags sometimes so I want to keep killing | 259.799 | 5.12 |
| spiders okay and trying to get skulls | 261.84 | 4.76 |
| that's my goal AB I just got a good look | 264.919 | 3.28 |
| at you I I've been up in the mountains | 266.6 | 3.2 |
| for a while yeah I mean did you change | 268.199 | 4.121 |
| your appearance with that altar or are | 269.8 | 4.52 |
| all these veins kind of oh that's | 272.32 | 4.159 |
| because I'm doing the sorcery stuff okay | 274.32 | 3.64 |
| well at least you know I mean are you | 276.479 | 3.641 |
| willing to accept the risks of that come | 277.96 | 4.16 |
| with them oh absolutely okay well then | 280.12 | 3.6 |
| that's your your responsible adult do | 282.12 | 4.04 |
| what you want let's go kill some spiders | 283.72 | 3.56 |
| oh wait you know what I should probably | 286.16 | 4.759 |
| put on my damn armor spider | 287.28 | 3.639 |
| murder you don't have to say ha every | 292.639 | 4.361 |
| time you're fighting a spider should | 295.12 | 3.88 |
| watch out what should I say come here | 297.0 | 4.16 |
| stop stop stop rolling you dumb [ __ ] it | 299.0 | 5.56 |
| keeps going all right Zite bag get | 301.16 | 6.68 |
| to and use yes I got five weathered | 304.56 | 5.32 |
| skulls this is great I need 20 of them | 307.84 | 3.04 |
| all right let's keep going you can make | 309.88 | 2.8 |
| noises next time we see a spider I will | 310.88 | 4.319 |
| not I refuse to all right yeah bring it | 312.68 | 5.48 |
| on you eight legging [ __ ] oh what the | 315.199 | 5.321 |
| hell you just got knocked the [ __ ] out | 318.16 | 3.8 |
| yeah I did I thought you were fighting | 320.52 | 2.72 |
| well I was just oh my God there's so | 321.96 | 3.76 |
| many I know I thought you were you were | 323.24 | 3.48 |
| here with me I was going to let you | 325.72 | 2.52 |
| fight not make any noises it was going | 326.72 | 3.479 |
| to be really awkward hey D | 328.24 | 4.48 |
| need help no I do not need help I am a | 330.199 | 4.481 |
| competent Warrior yeah you are with a | 332.72 | 3.759 |
| nice mustache I tell you're handsome | 334.68 | 3.92 |
| thank you I feel distinguished happy you | 336.479 | 4.121 |
| tall now you got a good mustache I'm | 338.6 | 4.159 |
| finally a worthwhile person I tell you | 340.6 | 4.319 |
| what it sure was nice to shrink those | 342.759 | 4.44 |
| big meat bags I had on my chest oh yeah | 344.919 | 4.4 |
| oh that's what's different yeah shrunk | 347.199 | 3.881 |
| my damn titties they were getting way | 349.319 | 4.201 |
| too heavy we can we we can go back | 351.08 | 4.64 |
| though right oh absolutely oh thank God | 353.52 | 3.92 |
| okay all | 355.72 | 6.08 |
| right uh Dora yes Simon I seriously | 357.44 | 8.039 |
| considered zap what I was like right | 361.8 | 6.64 |
| there who are you who even are you right | 365.479 | 5.761 |
| now um you look like what's his face | 368.44 | 5.159 |
| from Gladiator what's his face American | 371.24 | 4.84 |
| Gladiator no I just said Gladiator why' | 373.599 | 4.921 |
| you add American to it because I look | 376.08 | 5.399 |
| like the guy from American Gladiator too | 378.52 | 5.2 |
| no yes I do no Russell Crow you look | 381.479 | 4.081 |
| like Russell Crow I look like the guy | 383.72 | 5.12 |
| from you don't even have the right race | 385.56 | 7.52 |
| what Russell what I am part Asian and | 388.84 | 6.759 |
| all I've done is become more muscular | 393.08 | 5.44 |
| are not changed my race you are so not | 395.599 | 6.401 |
| Asian I was before I still am now | 398.52 | 6.32 |
| Russell Crow I look I look Southeast | 402.0 | 5.68 |
| Asian tired Russell Crow I look like the | 404.84 | 6.68 |
| guy from American Gladiators okay anyway | 407.68 | 7.16 |
| all right listen to me I am going to lay | 411.52 | 7.44 |
| down I'm going pit of yog Z left bam oh | 414.84 | 7.12 |
| oh damn it I forget to change the why'd | 418.96 | 6.2 |
| you do yog uh because I I I've just I | 421.96 | 5.0 |
| changed my mind you did not you messed | 425.16 | 5.0 |
| up no I didn't you messed up no I wanted | 426.96 | 4.84 |
| I wanted to do the pit of yach I thought | 430.16 | 4.0 |
| you wanted zth I was going to do zth and | 431.8 | 3.959 |
| then I changed it to the pit of yach do | 434.16 | 4.0 |
| you know how cool Z is I heard well do | 435.759 | 4.601 |
| you do you know can okay let me tell you | 438.16 | 4.8 |
| this this this this heavy pressure by | 440.36 | 4.36 |
| the way there's not pressure push is a | 442.96 | 4.04 |
| real turn offs is chill as they come | 444.72 | 5.36 |
| also spider silk for its weight | 447.0 | 4.96 |
| like matched it's stronger than steel | 450.08 | 3.48 |
| like if you were to look at it like that | 451.96 | 5.48 |
| some tarantulas throw hair at at at prey | 453.56 | 5.68 |
| isn't that crazy it is crazy but you | 457.44 | 3.479 |
| know what I've decided to go spiders can | 459.24 | 7.6 |
| see UV UV A and B light or lights yeah | 460.919 | 10.4 |
| yeah and look at this Simon look at this | 466.84 | 4.479 |
| ready dager work door thank you wow what | 471.72 | 6.919 |
| the hell what happened to you man seing | 475.639 | 5.881 |
| that you're jumping nice jumps Dora nice | 478.639 | 5.481 |
| jumps can I jump like that no nice jump | 481.52 | 5.32 |
| you can't nice good jump no thank you Z | 484.12 | 5.72 |
| all right enjoy your yog yeah I uh well | 486.84 | 5.88 |
| I I honestly my God I thought this was a | 489.84 | 5.639 |
| good idea I think you messed up all | 492.72 | 5.36 |
| right I can always change my mind right | 495.479 | 5.0 |
| yeah you know but you're you really are | 498.08 | 4.399 |
| coming off | 500.479 | 5.041 |
| douchy yeah you're probably right uh Mr | 502.479 | 8.361 |
| Crow yeah yeah I get an autograph | 505.52 | 9.079 |
| yeah a it's stretching it's doing Big | 510.84 | 5.679 |
| Stretch oh is that my kitty it's a kitty | 514.599 | 3.481 |
| it's I had like three of them I think | 516.519 | 2.601 |
| two of them are dead I haven't seen them | 518.08 | 2.8 |
| in a minute a we got to get them friends | 519.12 | 3.399 |
| we'll go get him a friend yeah all right | 520.88 | 3.92 |
| I'm about to learn my next bit of | 522.519 | 4.921 |
| sorcery good thank God go one of the | 524.8 | 6.12 |
| Gods alakazoo a bigo b | 527.44 | 6.36 |
| b put them together and what do you got | 530.92 | 5.8 |
| BB Bob snot | 533.8 | 5.76 |
| oh I don't see anything yeah yeah you're | 536.72 | 4.6 |
| not going to see anything until I cast | 539.56 | 3.839 |
| this spell cast the spell I see I got to | 541.32 | 5.199 |
| see this immediately go follow me follow | 543.399 | 6.281 |
| me we need a lot of room for this well I | 546.519 | 5.361 |
| kind of want to be away from base okay | 549.68 | 4.52 |
| just in case might be destructive well | 551.88 | 4.76 |
| let's let's see all right | 554.2 | 5.84 |
| cazo um which one it might be this one | 556.64 | 8.04 |
| and uhhuh no not that one | 560.04 | 4.64 |
| maybe oh hey D hey I I couldn't resist | 565.399 | 4.841 |
| this yeah he's doing some kind of Disney | 568.76 | 3.519 |
| Magic oh I could tell evil was a foot | 570.24 | 4.56 |
| let's see I got to find it in my menus | 572.279 | 5.0 |
| which is super fun you saying Disney | 574.8 | 4.599 |
| that one maybe it's this one nice jump | 577.279 | 4.0 |
| store oh thank you well how the hell do | 579.399 | 4.361 |
| I do this look abore is really easy do | 581.279 | 4.56 |
| the do the final one over here no it's | 583.76 | 4.6 |
| not it's not that think for what that | 585.839 | 4.24 |
| thing said you know wa give me a damn | 588.36 | 4.68 |
| minute I got to figure this | 590.079 | 2.961 |
| out Sun's going down abro yeah I know | 595.0 | 4.839 |
| see where would this is there like an | 598.36 | 3.039 |
| estimate a time that's not it is there | 599.839 | 3.481 |
| like a time estimate you know what I | 601.399 | 3.56 |
| don't maybe we shouldn't be watching | 603.32 | 2.959 |
| this might be just is there too much | 604.959 | 3.521 |
| pressure performance anxiety yeah this | 606.279 | 4.321 |
| is all lighting stuff I don't I don't | 608.48 | 3.799 |
| think he's listening to us anymore well | 610.6 | 3.08 |
| okay well that's good on him but you | 612.279 | 3.24 |
| know when I used to do like construction | 613.68 | 3.68 |
| work for people I I couldn't stand it | 615.519 | 4.0 |
| when customers watched no it sucks when | 617.36 | 4.4 |
| they watch it is a bit much yeah even if | 619.519 | 3.281 |
| they're just trying to be nice and make | 621.76 | 3.04 |
| conversation D I mean after a while | 622.8 | 3.719 |
| leave me alone I want to work I think | 624.8 | 4.68 |
| abser wants us to watch they no wouldn't | 626.519 | 4.801 |
| be that yeah he's weird like that is it | 629.48 | 5.919 |
| in this likey I know likey wait like the | 631.32 | 6.16 |
| like the fruit well I don't know it's in | 635.399 | 4.081 |
| um saki isn't it yeah but that's we | 637.48 | 4.2 |
| don't know we know that but we don't | 639.48 | 5.12 |
| know maybe it's | 641.68 | 2.92 |
| this he's casting something oh boy oh | 645.24 | 5.92 |
| feels evil ah wait this is the one I did | 648.56 | 4.519 |
| before yeah I've seen that this the one | 651.16 | 4.16 |
| I was looking for pure dark your place | 653.079 | 3.681 |
| looks great it doesn't doesn't it look | 655.32 | 3.48 |
| nice wow yeah lit up in the distance | 656.76 | 3.879 |
| can't even see mine mine needs lights oh | 658.8 | 3.36 |
| you have a place I well I do I haven't | 660.639 | 3.121 |
| worked on it in a while but right yeah | 662.16 | 3.28 |
| you should show it to me I would like a | 663.76 | 4.44 |
| tour all right you want to go look now | 665.44 | 4.56 |
| this started out as just a normal house | 668.2 | 3.84 |
| as I'm sure yours did at one point right | 670.0 | 4.44 |
| I did actually yeah yes then you just | 672.04 | 5.239 |
| expand so you go up the stairs go up | 674.44 | 4.68 |
| these stairs here I'll pull out a torch | 677.279 | 2.961 |
| it's a little dark thank you yeah I | 679.12 | 2.56 |
| don't I don't know if I have mine then | 680.24 | 4.159 |
| you go up these stairs mhm and these I | 681.68 | 4.2 |
| did I did a few more stairs than I | 684.399 | 3.201 |
| thought I did but then it then it just | 685.88 | 4.68 |
| kind of ends up in elevator shafts oh | 687.6 | 6.239 |
| you ready yes woo no elevator but we | 690.56 | 5.68 |
| just climb yeah no oh oh God oh God I'm | 693.839 | 5.841 |
| sorry yeah sorry okay so no elevators no | 696.24 | 5.0 |
| elevators you got to climb this is a | 699.68 | 3.68 |
| this building was built before elevators | 701.24 | 4.599 |
| were invented wow the world's first | 703.36 | 5.08 |
| Elevator Shaft was installed 4 years | 705.839 | 4.761 |
| before the elevator was invented it's a | 708.44 | 4.16 |
| retro building it's like the opposite of | 710.6 | 3.799 |
| my building yeah I think I figured out | 712.6 | 4.16 |
| how to do it I got to make a pouch are | 714.399 | 6.941 |
| you okay all right so we come back back | 716.76 | 5.96 |
| [Music] | 721.34 | 4.9 |
| no hey D oh yes I think I figured out | 722.72 | 5.52 |
| how this works it's really dumb all | 726.24 | 4.64 |
| right let's see dumb should have be how | 728.24 | 4.279 |
| you have to activate it I had to make a | 730.88 | 3.319 |
| leather pouch but I got to go into this | 732.519 | 3.721 |
| one yeah I noticed you wanted to be away | 734.199 | 3.561 |
| from things earlier now you're you're by | 736.24 | 3.2 |
| my no I think it's going to be okay but | 737.76 | 4.92 |
| uh then I escalate 20% corruption okay | 739.44 | 5.959 |
| and then I escalate again to 40% | 742.68 | 5.0 |
| corruption [ __ ] ton of corruption and | 745.399 | 7.201 |
| then I should be a to do it | 747.68 | 4.92 |
| yes | 752.639 | 3.0 |
| wa what is what what what why are they | 756.16 | 6.64 |
| attacking things what you come forth my | 759.04 | 6.96 |
| minions did you raise what did you do I | 762.8 | 6.399 |
| summoned an army of zombies what how's | 766.0 | 5.6 |
| that help us I don't know maybe to fight | 769.199 | 5.161 |
| that's Prett damn cool [ __ ] out of here | 771.6 | 4.76 |
| don't kill my zambies they're trying to | 774.36 | 3.719 |
| kill my [ __ ] oh they shouldn't be doing | 776.36 | 3.68 |
| that all hey got | 778.079 | 4.76 |
| I'm sorry I | 780.04 | 2.799 |
| thought it's a lot of fog of your | 785.079 | 4.401 |
| zombies my | 793.44 | 5.88 |
| bad get out my house what happened down | 795.279 | 7.161 |
| there a zombie fast don't kill all my | 799.32 | 5.319 |
| man they're killing my baby oh I didn't | 802.44 | 4.16 |
| I didn't KN they' do that wow is really | 804.639 | 3.56 |
| what they're doing it's really foggy | 806.6 | 4.479 |
| Dora they they're killing our our | 808.199 | 5.32 |
| animals yeah they're killing mine I | 811.079 | 3.601 |
| don't know if you got any of them but | 813.519 | 3.76 |
| you know no bad zies bad zambies I I | 814.68 | 4.08 |
| honestly didn't think they'd do that I | 817.279 | 3.321 |
| don't know why they do that well be | 818.76 | 4.0 |
| they're zombies right they're probably | 820.6 | 4.88 |
| evil get out of my house oh no this is | 822.76 | 5.92 |
| Margaret Margaret chill Margaret no man | 825.48 | 5.32 |
| I feel like your animals went ham cuz | 828.68 | 4.8 |
| you went ham no no they started with the | 830.8 | 5.88 |
| ham oh okay well that is a cool damn | 833.48 | 6.039 |
| power though right zombies it's bad ass | 836.68 | 5.24 |
| just not here yeah no this was a bad | 839.519 | 4.921 |
| spot yeah oh wow horrible spot man yeah | 841.92 | 4.359 |
| I'm sorry like half of your animals are | 844.44 | 4.639 |
| dead and I'm not sorry I killed you but | 846.279 | 5.161 |
| I accept your apology yeah no I did not | 849.079 | 4.801 |
| realize oh man they're everywhere this | 851.44 | 5.68 |
| is cute it's a lot of zams it really is | 853.88 | 5.48 |
| there's a lot of pollution in the air | 857.12 | 3.8 |
| your pocket this does not look good for | 859.36 | 4.719 |
| the environment that zombie farts hey | 860.92 | 5.96 |
| guys I wonder how long this last it's | 864.079 | 4.281 |
| already too long it looks like it's | 866.88 | 4.879 |
| spread out it started too long oh this | 868.36 | 6.2 |
| guy just laid down and he pooped away | 871.759 | 4.32 |
| wow that was cool | 874.56 | 7.92 |
| looking oh oh it went away thank God huh | 876.079 | 10.56 |
| man I did something bad didn't | 882.48 | 4.159 |
| I jesus yeah this is bad man it's it's | 887.72 | 7.119 |
| horrible oh wait I'll tell you what this | 892.44 | 3.759 |
| will make me feel a little bit better | 894.839 | 6.541 |
| use my Zite ritual blade ab's corpse | 896.199 | 8.421 |
| [Music] | 901.38 | 3.24 |
| Ow like a voodoo doll over there what | 905.24 | 3.24 |
| the hell did you just apparently I | 907.399 | 2.36 |
| didn't know it worked that way that's | 908.48 | 4.12 |
| amazing yeah hey you made a mess and | 909.759 | 6.52 |
| killed 1 2 three I feel really bad okay | 912.6 | 6.4 |
| I didn't think hey I I know how can I | 916.279 | 4.521 |
| make it up to you yeah no we're good | 919.0 | 4.72 |
| we're good yeah sweet all right well do | 920.8 | 4.279 |
| one of you guys want to go with me to | 923.72 | 3.679 |
| visit a wine seller go ahead Simon I'm | 925.079 | 4.601 |
| so close to making my new alar I can | 927.399 | 5.161 |
| smell it okay we got to go into the city | 929.68 | 5.04 |
| it's a bit of a | 932.56 | 6.44 |
| hall hey s i looks so good I mean you do | 934.72 | 6.239 |
| I know I mean I kind of want to I don't | 939.0 | 4.319 |
| know kiss myself kiss yourself yeah you | 940.959 | 4.481 |
| ever you ever do that in the mirror kiss | 943.319 | 4.921 |
| yourself no that that would just get | 945.44 | 4.6 |
| stains all over the mirror wouldn't it | 948.24 | 4.64 |
| it did it did yeah it was weird I don't | 950.04 | 4.4 |
| do it because of the cleanliness thing | 952.88 | 4.12 |
| but yeah I think if I could clone myself | 954.44 | 4.12 |
| I would do stuff with myself you know | 957.0 | 3.0 |
| you know what I mean you would wouldn't | 958.56 | 3.44 |
| you why not I mean you already do stuff | 960.0 | 4.519 |
| to yourself now right and then so now I | 962.0 | 4.6 |
| have another person that's basically me | 964.519 | 4.0 |
| he knows what I like I know what I like | 966.6 | 4.76 |
| let's have some fun yeah you know what I | 968.519 | 5.361 |
| mean yeah come on love how loose you are | 971.36 | 4.32 |
| all right it's great I think this door | 973.88 | 4.519 |
| over here might be our wine cell might | 975.68 | 5.56 |
| let me see all right all right is this | 978.399 | 5.88 |
| the secret Sellar oh yeah enter oh you | 981.24 | 5.56 |
| just disappeared in there come on in uh | 984.279 | 4.48 |
| can you get out easily maybe maybe maybe | 986.8 | 5.32 |
| not oh wow it's dark yeah come on in um | 988.759 | 5.361 |
| okay I think this is uh this is going to | 992.12 | 4.12 |
| be a call for Bob this this isn't | 994.12 | 5.32 |
| dangerous is he I don't know okay Bang | 996.24 | 6.079 |
| there he is that's Bob your life oh and | 999.44 | 4.399 |
| look there's uh there's the goddess | 1002.319 | 3.841 |
| goddess who just appeared oh look at | 1003.839 | 4.841 |
| that godess has a nice butt yes she do | 1006.16 | 4.239 |
| oh there's a drunk oh how do you know | 1008.68 | 4.32 |
| he's drunk look at him I mean he's just | 1010.399 | 4.841 |
| okay yeah okay well he was just standing | 1013.0 | 4.16 |
| there you want me to kill the drunk no | 1015.24 | 3.599 |
| don't leave don't kill the drunk leave | 1017.16 | 4.039 |
| Al well but he's got a weapon sir we're | 1018.839 | 4.0 |
| just in the one well okay yeah okay I | 1021.199 | 3.88 |
| got him I got him yeah that's a strong | 1022.839 | 4.281 |
| drunk it is a really strong drunk holy | 1025.079 | 5.081 |
| moly okay can oh it's Seth the drunk | 1027.12 | 6.48 |
| Seth the drunk yeah whoop his ass Simon | 1030.16 | 4.6 |
| yeah I'm going to do oh okay he's | 1033.6 | 5.239 |
| bleeding out in a wall and now go oh oh | 1034.76 | 6.159 |
| I got more idiots I'm going in all right | 1038.839 | 7.321 |
| do it need resin wine fiery hot suit oo | 1040.919 | 7.76 |
| come on now you mess with the wrong oh | 1046.16 | 3.879 |
| Simon okay you got to you got to talk | 1048.679 | 2.481 |
| before you come in there swinging you | 1050.039 | 2.721 |
| know what I mean I swear you were pretty | 1051.16 | 4.08 |
| far away from me but maybe not and I was | 1052.76 | 4.6 |
| also aiming to the right well you know | 1055.24 | 3.72 |
| how it is in this game this game is like | 1057.36 | 3.76 |
| squirly it is squirely I apologize | 1058.96 | 5.079 |
| you'll dive like 20 ft stab somebody and | 1061.12 | 6.16 |
| uh oh my | 1064.039 | 3.241 |
| [Music] | 1067.86 | 11.5 |
| God | 1077.4 | 4.88 |
| this is this is much much more | 1079.36 | 5.76 |
| intimidating than I than I thought what | 1082.28 | 5.56 |
| yeah why look how big this place is Big | 1085.12 | 5.36 |
| this place is that's it now I wasn't | 1087.84 | 6.44 |
| saying why I was saying what okay jeez | 1090.48 | 5.4 |
| okay this might be a group man there's | 1094.28 | 4.08 |
| like aast let's go down that bean a | 1095.88 | 5.279 |
| little bit I mean yeah I want to see I | 1098.36 | 4.439 |
| heard where there some black lotus | 1101.159 | 3.041 |
| something something here and I need that | 1102.799 | 4.521 |
| stuff man this is | 1104.2 | 5.44 |
| intense | 1107.32 | 4.359 |
| what's up buddy huh I just getting just | 1109.64 | 4.96 |
| getting comfy well that that's not a bad | 1111.679 | 5.161 |
| spot no my butt's really warm can I can | 1114.6 | 4.319 |
| I just be open about something what's up | 1116.84 | 3.44 |
| I don't know about this yeah tell me | 1118.919 | 4.12 |
| whatever I can I I was I was did you | 1120.28 | 3.92 |
| have more to say well I just wanted to | 1123.039 | 3.281 |
| say we're friends and you can tell me | 1124.2 | 6.04 |
| anything I was about to go ahead anytime | 1126.32 | 6.76 |
| except for right now this old Z I don't | 1130.24 | 5.08 |
| know wait are you having fa you're | 1133.08 | 4.04 |
| having doubts about Zach forget it you | 1135.32 | 3.719 |
| know what forget it just forget it tell | 1137.12 | 4.16 |
| me what's wrong I think you forget it | 1139.039 | 4.481 |
| maybe any God should make you make | 1141.28 | 4.399 |
| shaped wood and hardened brick and steel | 1143.52 | 4.6 |
| reinforcement even if Harden brick | 1145.679 | 5.921 |
| requires iore and Twine Dora what you | 1148.12 | 6.32 |
| are the zath man that's your gimmick | 1151.6 | 6.04 |
| right now yeah you can't give up on it | 1154.44 | 4.84 |
| yeah especially not after starting that | 1157.64 | 3.519 |
| beef with Simon and yog well I think | 1159.28 | 4.44 |
| he's over the yeah this has to be | 1161.159 | 5.081 |
| carried out man you're right you can't | 1163.72 | 4.6 |
| give up do you have any iore what is | 1166.24 | 4.72 |
| sore good question sounds like a type of | 1168.32 | 6.4 |
| music i h o r I'll go search my boxes | 1170.96 | 5.56 |
| for it yeah I'll help you through this | 1174.72 | 4.4 |
| crisis of Faith yeah dude this new altar | 1176.52 | 4.279 |
| is going to be dope and and people be | 1179.12 | 4.039 |
| like hey that that's cool yeah you know | 1180.799 | 3.961 |
| what maybe I will think of you know what | 1183.159 | 4.721 |
| you can change Simon's mind yeah yeah I | 1184.76 | 4.88 |
| think he put that up by accident the yog | 1187.88 | 3.48 |
| one that was an accident oh yeah no and | 1189.64 | 4.12 |
| he's just too stubborn to admit it he is | 1191.36 | 4.439 |
| a he's from New York he's he's one of | 1193.76 | 6.799 |
| those people hey I meant to do | 1195.799 | 7.76 |
| that yeah probably in the water I'm | 1200.559 | 4.721 |
| going to go look for iore I appreciate | 1203.559 | 3.36 |
| that I'll see you in a few okay I almost | 1205.28 | 3.96 |
| have all my steel reinforcements I know | 1206.919 | 3.841 |
| you're in a in a rush but I'm going to | 1209.24 | 4.4 |
| take the elevator n take your time oh I | 1210.76 | 6.919 |
| will zap does I mean it's Big W it looks | 1213.64 | 6.279 |
| cool though it does it's a castle or | 1217.679 | 3.601 |
| something off in the distance and | 1219.919 | 2.921 |
| there's a little place right here like | 1221.28 | 4.04 |
| oh there's there's is that people maybe | 1222.84 | 4.56 |
| that's people right there oh yeah all | 1225.32 | 5.16 |
| right so you hang back I'll run in first | 1227.4 | 5.72 |
| okay that oh wow okay there all couple | 1230.48 | 3.92 |
| what actually a couple are going to you | 1233.12 | 3.039 |
| you want you kill the ones going to you | 1234.4 | 4.0 |
| wow okay I turn I ran and then I was | 1236.159 | 5.721 |
| hoping they'd follow me ran I ran I stab | 1238.4 | 5.32 |
| me I'm getting stabbed this isn't good | 1241.88 | 4.799 |
| I'm hitting this one oh oh god oh boy | 1243.72 | 4.64 |
| Simon we might want to fall back hold on | 1246.679 | 3.601 |
| hold on these guys are [ __ ] tough are | 1248.36 | 3.64 |
| they oh yeah there's bleed damage going | 1250.28 | 4.48 |
| on though right uh but you're half done | 1252.0 | 6.12 |
| you're half dead oh God okay okay okay | 1254.76 | 4.399 |
| I'm right in the middle of it I'm trying | 1258.12 | 3.36 |
| to get out I know I know man I'm trying | 1259.159 | 4.561 |
| okay I'm out oh my God I have a s this | 1261.48 | 4.439 |
| is crazy I didn't even bring a bandage | 1263.72 | 3.28 |
| oh my God yeah we're going to need way | 1265.919 | 3.361 |
| better weapons to come in here these | 1267.0 | 5.039 |
| guys are [ __ ] they're hard yep yep | 1269.28 | 5.84 |
| yep yep yep okay where do I go from here | 1272.039 | 5.64 |
| all right oh God they're on my ass am I | 1275.12 | 4.24 |
| going to get out here get out get out | 1277.679 | 4.36 |
| get out return service I made it out oh | 1279.36 | 4.88 |
| you made it outy I'm not having as much | 1282.039 | 5.0 |
| luck oh boy oh my God there's a punch of | 1284.24 | 4.88 |
| them I have | 1287.039 | 4.481 |
| band come on take a drink take a drink | 1289.12 | 6.12 |
| take a drink oh kill a take a | 1291.52 | 3.72 |
| drink okay you okay oh yeah I'm just now | 1296.799 | 5.041 |
| putting up a fight oh this is dumb | 1300.08 | 5.32 |
| though this is dumb this is | 1301.84 | 3.56 |
| dumb [ __ ] [ __ ] zimon yeah you made it | 1306.919 | 5.24 |
| out yeah where are you okay you're ready | 1310.24 | 3.439 |
| right here putting advantage on all | 1312.159 | 4.241 |
| right yeah that was much more intense | 1313.679 | 4.801 |
| than what I was anticipating like what | 1316.4 | 4.519 |
| kind of like powerful people were they | 1318.48 | 3.799 |
| cuz that was a little bit nuts like | 1320.919 | 3.961 |
| normally this axe that I have could take | 1322.279 | 4.161 |
| some people down yeah same thing with | 1324.88 | 4.399 |
| these things I got they're normally yeah | 1326.44 | 4.76 |
| they're normally like that yeah normally | 1329.279 | 3.88 |
| I kick butt with them not today all | 1331.2 | 3.44 |
| right I need we need to upgrade our | 1333.159 | 3.081 |
| weapons before going in there all right | 1334.64 | 4.12 |
| and have more people yeah okay all right | 1336.24 | 3.52 |
| let me look at some things I need to | 1338.76 | 2.399 |
| come up with Plan B I'm getting that | 1339.76 | 3.48 |
| black lotus [ __ ] by God okay let's go to | 1341.159 | 3.921 |
| the outskirts go back to my little house | 1343.24 | 3.76 |
| I think is this way are there any | 1345.08 | 3.199 |
| mirrors in this game I just want to | 1347.0 | 2.6 |
| stare at | 1348.279 | 3.0 |
| myself | 1349.6 | 5.16 |
| oh okay yeah wow hey they're all going | 1351.279 | 5.241 |
| they're all running even even abos over | 1354.76 | 3.159 |
| there is running we're going to get this | 1356.52 | 2.32 |
| we're going to get this today it's going | 1357.919 | 1.961 |
| to be great we're going to get all the | 1358.84 | 2.76 |
| wood it's going to be awesome what who's | 1359.88 | 3.72 |
| operating these I'm using uh three of | 1361.6 | 5.16 |
| abos um furnaces and that looks like | 1363.6 | 7.04 |
| it'll happen by the end of today oh abro | 1366.76 | 6.12 |
| sure is kind to let us use all this crap | 1370.64 | 4.12 |
| yeah I love when he's gone mhm like | 1372.88 | 3.36 |
| earlier I stole like a hundred of his | 1374.76 | 3.2 |
| iron build that elevator and he does | 1376.24 | 3.919 |
| doesn't know n he'll never know yeah | 1377.96 | 3.92 |
| he'll never know how would he find out | 1380.159 | 4.64 |
| he he he doesn't keep inventory no thank | 1381.88 | 4.72 |
| you Anthony you're welcome no this is | 1384.799 | 3.161 |
| happening this I'm glad you were having | 1386.6 | 4.72 |
| like just like a not do much day yeah no | 1387.96 | 4.92 |
| I'm honestly I'm just kind of relaxing | 1391.32 | 3.4 |
| my goals are kind of uh it's fun it's | 1392.88 | 3.2 |
| going to be fun yeah is this guy te- | 1394.72 | 3.6 |
| posing for you I don't know but but I | 1396.08 | 6.04 |
| will say this Z's next alar I'd argue | 1398.32 | 6.68 |
| the coolest looking alter in this game I | 1402.12 | 5.2 |
| will be the judge of that yeah we'll see | 1405.0 | 5.279 |
| we'll see by the end of the EP mhm now | 1407.32 | 4.479 |
| the goddess is here everything in this | 1410.279 | 3.241 |
| game is just breaking today yeah it's | 1411.799 | 3.641 |
| fine yeah it's fine everything's great | 1413.52 | 3.039 |
| zth | 1415.44 | 3.64 |
| B all right Simon you see that gaping | 1416.559 | 5.881 |
| wet stink hole over there oh do I have a | 1419.08 | 5.12 |
| from what I read there's some chest in | 1422.44 | 3.76 |
| there oh I see a chest already some of | 1424.2 | 3.92 |
| those chests might contain some black | 1426.2 | 3.92 |
| lotus potions or something that's fine | 1428.12 | 3.679 |
| so I'll get you back listen why don't | 1430.12 | 3.28 |
| you do your business these dogs okay oh | 1431.799 | 3.76 |
| wow I can kill these little doggies no | 1433.4 | 4.04 |
| are they they're pretty tough but hey | 1435.559 | 3.681 |
| all right we can this one's dead what is | 1437.44 | 4.88 |
| this this is like a a mutated hyena look | 1439.24 | 5.28 |
| at that looks gross it does look gross | 1442.32 | 5.04 |
| all right so I'm here to now ooh now get | 1444.52 | 4.88 |
| in in and out of here feel like I've | 1447.36 | 3.84 |
| been haven't I been here you oh yeah | 1449.4 | 3.36 |
| back in the day I guarantee we've been | 1451.2 | 4.16 |
| here oh I'm seeing chest already getting | 1452.76 | 5.24 |
| up getting back up is an issue I | 1455.36 | 4.64 |
| immediately remember that oh yeah oh and | 1458.0 | 4.36 |
| there's an undead dragon monster like | 1460.0 | 4.52 |
| right in the middle yeah one of the yeah | 1462.36 | 5.0 |
| oh yeah one of the things with the horns | 1464.52 | 4.84 |
| so I'm I'm not prepared to fight these | 1467.36 | 4.24 |
| freaking guys I have an axe all right | 1469.36 | 4.76 |
| well I just want to get a chest okay so | 1471.6 | 3.64 |
| tell you what if you want to hang here | 1474.12 | 3.919 |
| you hang here going in slowly I mean | 1475.24 | 4.6 |
| listen if you give me a clear way to | 1478.039 | 4.24 |
| come back up I'd be happy to come down | 1479.84 | 4.36 |
| you just climb don't you I think I | 1482.279 | 3.841 |
| thought that there were issues with that | 1484.2 | 5.16 |
| oh I got Simon what see I see a chest | 1486.12 | 6.4 |
| down there | 1489.36 | 3.16 |
| and | 1494.039 | 5.0 |
| O all right all right I'm coming down | 1496.52 | 4.48 |
| yeah come on down all right oh my God | 1499.039 | 4.24 |
| this worked perfect I me this that was | 1501.0 | 4.2 |
| great man I'm a damn good SW oh | 1503.279 | 3.361 |
| something getting shot I got shot I got | 1505.2 | 3.839 |
| shot skeletons oh yeah yeah yeah all | 1506.64 | 5.24 |
| right can work together I'm on it man | 1509.039 | 4.601 |
| watch out I do not want to hit you all | 1511.88 | 3.44 |
| right I'm staying back I'm trying to be | 1513.64 | 4.24 |
| very and all right all right I'm jump in | 1515.32 | 4.52 |
| get in get in all right these guys are | 1517.88 | 3.6 |
| tough too man we really got to upgrade | 1519.84 | 5.12 |
| our weap more okay okay nice get thing | 1521.48 | 6.96 |
| in that what is that rck compost needes | 1524.96 | 4.8 |
| might want that all right watch out | 1528.44 | 2.8 |
| there's another guy shooting and he's | 1529.76 | 3.88 |
| hitting me I'm going to start with him | 1531.24 | 5.08 |
| oh oh God there's actually another one | 1533.64 | 4.48 |
| too yeah let's not lure a bunch of them | 1536.32 | 4.359 |
| out here Simon pull back pull back this | 1538.12 | 4.039 |
| way pull back this way we don't want all | 1540.679 | 2.6 |
| right all right all right but he's an | 1542.159 | 2.801 |
| arrow guy he's already shooting at me | 1543.279 | 3.041 |
| this isn't good you'll have you'll have | 1544.96 | 3.52 |
| to come come over here F fine we can do | 1546.32 | 3.52 |
| that yeah all right now he's shooting at | 1548.48 | 3.079 |
| me all right tell you what I'm going to | 1549.84 | 5.16 |
| he where you come on can we tag team | 1551.559 | 5.281 |
| from front and back and not h no that's | 1555.0 | 3.88 |
| dangerous well right here I'm doing it | 1556.84 | 3.76 |
| oh yeah you go ahead and do it but yeah | 1558.88 | 4.24 |
| I died too much to uh people swinging | 1560.6 | 4.439 |
| all right yes man's in a dumb spot go | 1563.12 | 3.76 |
| ahead man's in a dumb spot sorry not in | 1565.039 | 4.24 |
| a good spot either brought a guy over I | 1566.88 | 4.96 |
| did I brought a guy over I apologize I | 1569.279 | 4.961 |
| apologize I'm running that that is a big | 1571.84 | 4.559 |
| W that's a big lizard yeah it is not | 1574.24 | 4.4 |
| good but we can go over here control the | 1576.399 | 4.801 |
| situation come on all right I'm going to | 1578.64 | 4.2 |
| get this I'm going to sneak up on this | 1581.2 | 4.04 |
| guy and hit him he should be almost dead | 1582.84 | 5.959 |
| boom boom this boom got him T all right | 1585.24 | 4.919 |
| help oh boy help me with the lizard all | 1588.799 | 2.24 |
| right I'm going to help I'm going to | 1590.159 | 4.64 |
| help right and swing boom boom all right | 1591.039 | 5.12 |
| I'm going to get it from the back side | 1594.799 | 3.921 |
| there yeah you he after me go there we | 1596.159 | 5.801 |
| go take a Boom come on oh I'm very hurt | 1598.72 | 6.079 |
| that's no it's not okay Sandstorm coming | 1601.96 | 4.64 |
| in got to run got to run got to run got | 1604.799 | 3.0 |
| to | 1606.6 | 4.799 |
| run oh boy come out there you go my | 1607.799 | 5.641 |
| friend Simon we laid down a bed roll all | 1611.399 | 3.4 |
| right where was that chest is there a | 1613.44 | 3.16 |
| potion in this chest this what I came | 1614.799 | 4.961 |
| for gray Lotus seeds not Black Lotus | 1616.6 | 5.079 |
| gray Lotus boom if I get those I can | 1619.76 | 4.0 |
| talk to neees oh is there a sandstorm | 1621.679 | 4.041 |
| happening right now why is it so dark | 1623.76 | 3.399 |
| I'm going to wait for the sandstorm to | 1625.72 | 3.559 |
| pass and then I'm going to see if I can | 1627.159 | 4.4 |
| get out of this hole right now it's dark | 1629.279 | 4.481 |
| I'm scared I'm just going to hide in a | 1631.559 | 5.961 |
| corner stop it I I should come down did | 1633.76 | 6.519 |
| you respawn yeah I did I but I'm going | 1637.52 | 4.68 |
| to die right if because I have no | 1640.279 | 3.841 |
| shelter shelter I'm going to should I | 1642.2 | 6.8 |
| jump down sure okay oh no I went to the | 1644.12 | 6.76 |
| wrong one the one that should I should | 1649.0 | 3.799 |
| have went to the one that had the oh I | 1650.88 | 5.12 |
| see you you see me uh oh no you got to | 1652.799 | 6.921 |
| be able to see Bob yes see Bob um going | 1656.0 | 6.64 |
| to die jumping trying to get on that | 1659.72 | 7.16 |
| thing right there no that's not good | 1662.64 | 7.68 |
| St hey I'm back is the sandstorm cleared | 1666.88 | 7.159 |
| out uh yeah I think so is your bridge | 1670.32 | 5.88 |
| that you made still there uh yeah but | 1674.039 | 3.561 |
| tell you what I'll try to I'll try to | 1676.2 | 3.079 |
| make a bridge out oh you got to get your | 1677.6 | 3.4 |
| stuff don't you I do hold on I just | 1679.279 | 3.081 |
| jumped down all right there was somebody | 1681.0 | 3.159 |
| else there you jumped down over there | 1682.36 | 3.76 |
| now I did all right it's okay if I die | 1684.159 | 3.681 |
| again I don't care right do matter well | 1686.12 | 3.439 |
| no you want your stuff right I can still | 1687.84 | 4.28 |
| get my stuff if I keep on dying all | 1689.559 | 4.0 |
| right let's see if I can make a bridge | 1692.12 | 5.2 |
| to you all right here we go come on get | 1693.559 | 6.12 |
| to it come on get to it come on get to | 1697.32 | 4.52 |
| it all right starting to love this | 1699.679 | 3.36 |
| little Bridge potion all right come on | 1701.84 | 2.48 |
| top let's get it and let's hop on the | 1703.039 | 3.321 |
| bridge quick before the bridge goes away | 1704.32 | 3.599 |
| all right good take off all right go go | 1706.36 | 3.919 |
| go go go up I'm trying I'm going I'm | 1707.919 | 7.281 |
| moving Bob Bob Bob Bob stop it Bob oh no | 1710.279 | 6.88 |
| Jesus all right all right all right I | 1715.2 | 3.959 |
| forgot now just go straight up right | 1717.159 | 4.681 |
| right God you lead the way all right I'm | 1719.159 | 3.64 |
| leading the way no you're leading the | 1721.84 | 2.24 |
| way okay I'll go with up you go up you | 1722.799 | 3.041 |
| go all | 1724.08 | 4.04 |
| right all right we got that potion and | 1725.84 | 4.079 |
| boom there goes the bridge that was | 1728.12 | 3.84 |
| awesome all right that was freaking | 1729.919 | 5.281 |
| awesome okay one second one second here | 1731.96 | 5.16 |
| okay got to be got to be patient I'm I'm | 1735.2 | 3.52 |
| being patient I'm just sitting here just | 1737.12 | 4.399 |
| content you know yeah we worked hard on | 1738.72 | 5.64 |
| oh my | 1741.519 | 2.841 |
| God woo that is disgusting and awesome | 1744.64 | 8.0 |
| oh I love that e hey Z what's up can I | 1749.159 | 5.721 |
| climb Z yeah if you want sure yeah it's | 1752.64 | 5.279 |
| like for the kids for the kids little | 1754.88 | 6.2 |
| Jungle Gym yeah yeah Z I'm 9 years old | 1757.919 | 6.321 |
| can I climb on you Z scratch the back of | 1761.08 | 4.88 |
| his head oh here you go give a little | 1764.24 | 3.52 |
| scratch I'm going to step on it feels | 1765.96 | 3.439 |
| good I gained a level thanks Z you're | 1767.76 | 3.48 |
| the best I'm going take a nap up here | 1769.399 | 4.801 |
| all right zth | 1771.24 | 2.96 |
| nap what you suppose they're doing in | 1774.72 | 4.64 |
| there Simon uh I don't know that seems | 1776.72 | 6.64 |
| like some real big like end of the world | 1779.36 | 6.319 |
| stuff maybe yeah just we were just going | 1783.36 | 4.52 |
| past this place like what dude you see | 1785.679 | 3.801 |
| that guy over there kind of like doing | 1787.88 | 3.96 |
| some weird like kind of dance don't you | 1789.48 | 4.76 |
| want to get closer and like I think we | 1791.84 | 4.199 |
| we certainly can yeah what the hell is | 1794.24 | 3.08 |
| happening here that almost looks like a | 1796.039 | 3.041 |
| a player or something like hitting the A | 1797.32 | 3.199 |
| and D you know what I mean then move | 1799.08 | 3.719 |
| back and forth yeah what in the hell is | 1800.519 | 4.0 |
| this what are you guys doing trying to | 1802.799 | 4.521 |
| open a portal to another world what is | 1804.519 | 3.961 |
| wrong with these people oh yeah they're | 1807.32 | 3.28 |
| com whoo wao wao yeah and they're like | 1808.48 | 4.36 |
| they're like glowing yeah what is going | 1810.6 | 5.439 |
| on storm sick they're storm sick okay | 1812.84 | 5.36 |
| are they is that about are they weak or | 1816.039 | 4.52 |
| strong uh they're well they're not yeah | 1818.2 | 4.92 |
| I feel like I can take him okay hold on | 1820.559 | 5.081 |
| I hit C and I'm hitting two I'm going to | 1823.12 | 4.84 |
| fight him oh wow dude he's just popped | 1825.64 | 5.039 |
| like blew up what the hell was this what | 1827.96 | 5.0 |
| is on you what is this Spectre coating | 1830.679 | 5.801 |
| coating that harms the dead some food oh | 1832.96 | 5.76 |
| I hope I hope it's not hurting | 1836.48 | 5.64 |
| me hey leave my friend alone you storm | 1838.72 | 6.079 |
| sick | 1842.12 | 2.679 |
| [ __ ] man I like how they pop I like how | 1845.64 | 4.399 |
| they pop what do you got on you look at | 1848.12 | 4.96 |
| this is good stuff ooh a star metal | 1850.039 | 6.201 |
| shortsword hey you working for | 1853.08 | 6.52 |
| Thanos oh wow there are a lot of you all | 1856.24 | 4.319 |
| right I'm not going to be able to do | 1859.6 | 3.12 |
| this all right pull it back pull it back | 1860.559 | 5.12 |
| oh manoo that looks cool though that | 1862.72 | 6.24 |
| looks really damn | 1865.679 | 3.281 |
| [Music] | 1869.75 | 3.42 |
| cool | 1886.159 | 3.0 |
Supporting the crew is a no-brainer! Go buy some merch!
Neebs Gaming Merch
Support Neebs Gaming by buying merch!
Neebs Gaming MerchIf anyone has any fan art they would like to submit, a post idea or promotional content for the crew just reach out and let me know! This is community supported so feel free to get involved if you love Neebs Gaming half as much as I do!
Contact
Contact me and I will be in touch.
The Game
You definitely should check it out
Wow, I just watched the latest episode of Neebs Gaming playing Conan Exiles and it was awesome! The cinematic storytelling and hilarious antics of the Neebs crew make this the most entertaining way to experience Conan Exiles without actually playing it yourself.
In this episode, so much crazy stuff happens while Neebs is away from their desert base. Dora and Thick go on an epic adventure to find new resources and get into all kinds of trouble along the way. The banter between Thick's cautious personality and Dora's reckless enthusiasm is comedy gold.
Meanwhile, back at home base, Appsro and Simon are as incompetent as ever trying to construct new buildings and manage their resources. Their bickering and constant mistakes have me laughing out loud every time. And OMG, when Simon accidentally demolishes their entire base I nearly fell out of my chair!
The cinematic camera work makes you feel like you're right there with them on their hilarious misadventures. And the way they roleplay their characters with unique voices and improvised dialog is masterful storytelling. This isn't just gameplay footage - it's an episodic saga!
Neebs Gaming clearly puts so much passion into these videos to entertain their fans. The writing is smart and funny, the editing is movie-quality, and their charismatic personalities shine through. I'm constantly impressed by the high production value of their content.
Whether you're a fan of Conan Exiles or just comedy gaming videos in general, you have to check out Neebs Gaming. Their Conan Exiles series is a masterclass in how to create enjoyable, cinematic game content. I'm always excited to see the next episode and go along for the ride with the crazy antics of the Neebs crew. They never fail to make me laugh!
🥏
Don't get caught watching a video unprepared. Find great deals on Neebs Gear.
