A SKELETON ARMY Guarding... Nothing?! - Conan Exiles

Hey there fellow Neebs Gaming fans! Have you checked out the latest episode of Conan Exiles Season 2 yet? If not, you're in for a treat beca...
A SKELETON ARMY Guarding... Nothing?! - Conan Exiles
A SKELETON ARMY Guarding... Nothing?! - Conan Exiles

A SKELETON ARMY Guarding... Nothing?! - Conan Exiles

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neebs: Hey, Simon, have you seen that video where we have a whole army of skeletons guarding... nothing? It's like they're on a union-mandated break or something!

simon: Haha, yeah, Neebs, that video is a classic! It's like watching a bunch of security guards protecting an invisible treasure. Those skeletons must be getting paid in bone marrow or something!

appsro: Guys, that video cracks me up every time! I mean, who needs actual valuables to protect when you have a squad of bony soldiers ready to defend empty air? It's like a comedy sketch waiting to happen!

neebs: I know, right? It's like the ultimate in job security for those skeleton warriors. They're probably just there for the dental plan!

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Hey there fellow Neebs Gaming fans! Have you checked out the latest episode of Conan Exiles Season 2 yet? If not, you're in for a treat because the boys are up to their usual shenanigans in the big city. Black Horse has a bit of a psychotic break, and Doraleous decides to hire a Rabbi to preach Catholic Mass. Yep, things are definitely getting interesting in this episode!

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hey guys I need an ugly sweater For an0.324.88
upcoming Christmas party you are in luck2.3995.161
because wow we looking here oh that's5.24.8
ugly oh that is so ugly you are sure to7.565.199
win any contest that is right nees10.05.24
gaming ugly sweaters available now12.7594.84
they're15.242.359
gross okay so Dora you didn't train a18.485.76
zath preacher I got the wrong thing I21.644.44
got a sorcerer okay but we think we24.243.16
might be able to put that sorcerer in26.083.24
the sorcerer bench yeah yeah we would27.43.959
hope let's let's let's do let's give it29.325.759
a shot and oh hello sorceress oh she31.3596.681
pretty she busy already oh yes she is35.0794.401
wonder what she's doing I don't see38.043.72
anything in her hands think she's I39.483.16
don't I don't know if she's going to be41.762.44
a really good sorcerer she seems to be42.643.04
just playing with that candle there she44.23.28
looked like it's hard to see yes it's45.685.96
warm dear do you yeah uh oh okay I got a47.486.079
little peek of her face okay well51.644.64
hopefully it makes the the thery bench53.5594.96
better yeah maybe so oh hey you guys56.283.68
want to see something stay right here I58.5193.2
got to get something cool stay right59.966.12
there you're going to love this okay61.7194.361
and oh torture water boarding I'm like67.046.84
what no this is a sacrificial Stone oh71.7593.961
so I think I needed part of my sorcery I73.884.0
think I need to uh yeah there's a blood75.725.52
right I'm going to start crafting some77.885.4
blood honey81.244.68
honey boogy boogy83.286.0
boo bingly boo thank God isn't here he85.925.519
got to prove this89.285.68
oh oh no no I like this wow man what's91.4395.04
happening describe it I don't know94.963.0
YouTube is not going to be happy about96.4792.96
this I'll tell you no not in the very97.963.0
beginning my goodness yeah well we can99.4392.881
just look over here like look at this100.963.4
cute horse just describe what's102.323.2
happening and we won't we won't get104.363.439
demonetized I'm certainly not cutting a105.525.919
man's throat no sounds like you are no107.7996.081
I'm not oh that that that that little111.4394.561
bowl there captures the blood bur yeah113.885.32
and now I got some sacrificial blood bo116.05.2
good good good this item oh it can't be119.23.8
moved and then I can use it with glass121.23.519
flask to make sacrificial blood and a123.02.88
flask I don't know what I got to need124.7193.08
that for but I'm glad I did it that was125.883.12
fun yeah I think nees is getting127.7993.361
tortured over here as well how so uh129.04.64
well a horse is standing on him not131.164.2
really above him cuz I think his head is133.644.319
in a hoof yeah no he's he's fine he's135.363.84
fine just leave him there for are you137.9593.201
sure I mean he doesn't look okay yeah no139.23.48
I hope he stays like that forever I'll141.164.48
be the judge nebs you okay nebs yeah no142.684.8
one cares hey Simon he's not answering145.643.76
you want to go the city yeah the city147.484.28
yeah uh I'd love to see what you think a149.44.0
city is well it's like a little town151.763.8
probably more so than a city okay well I153.44.119
mean but it's got to be pretty big town155.563.8
it's a town yeah you want to hop on the157.5195.401
hop on the horses uh sure I just have to159.365.4
you know locate mine you should always162.923.52
know where your horse is I should I164.763.44
should here's is still left out in the166.444.68
desert isn't it oh yeah Simon well I168.24.72
mean I didn't leave it there I Simon171.124.0
you're such a bad horse owner I have to172.924.36
get my horse today and we'll do the city175.123.759
I don't even I don't know where it is177.283.4
I'll have to right I'll help you find178.8794.481
your horse follow me oh no forget that I180.684.919
I do have it it's on my Island oh okay183.363.799
oh you went and got it already yeah yeah185.5992.881
yeah I got it last time after we were187.1593.201
done so rock rock and roll and we're188.484.52
going to go out and look for Sorcerers190.365.599
no priests and worship priest priest we193.05.36
already got a sorcerer CRA she loves195.9596.521
candles it's all a bunch of magic let's198.364.12
go208.683.0
I feel like we could have taken a better215.5994.321
route to that it's my bad I mean I like217.2396.321
jumping down Cliffs so yeah it's cool219.927.36
jump you slide all right hores you o so223.565.48
what are you looking for you see that Al227.283.599
that alter we were looking at yes it's229.044.039
either going to have zath or another230.8795.72
kind of uh priest okay I think we've233.0795.641
stopped at this before have you I wasn't236.5993.521
able to do anything but but maybe you238.723.799
can because of your God you weren't able240.124.039
to do anything well yeah cuz I I don't242.5193.64
believe in Z well I just want to have244.1593.601
you considered it well I just I don't246.1593.321
think there's enough evidence for zath I247.764.399
get that yeah I get that uh Z's pretty249.484.119
dope I think plus I'm not a fan of252.1594.2
spiders again Rebrand maybe I'll253.5995.2
consider it man H orb weavers are like256.3595.321
just the coolest but I get it I get it258.7994.521
think about it I will look I'm only on261.683.92
this Mission because recently the amount263.324.04
of crap people have on them has265.64.0
skyrocketed oh all right like like267.364.6
exoderm animals just in their pockets269.65.96
banners flags tents okay and I want to271.965.32
go on a murder spree and collect as many275.563.28
as I can well we're not going to murder277.283.8
the one where shipping I promise you I278.844.079
will not murder that one I'm hold on let281.083.959
me change my uh I got to put this in my282.9193.961
uh you point him out and then I will285.0393.961
murder everything around him and I will286.884.52
go straight to the oops that's backwards289.04.759
that's not straight at all all right I'm291.43.96
going to go straight to what I need and293.7594.321
hope it's what I need okay and then295.364.32
let's see I'm pretty sure there's298.085.0
nothing here so wow like we're crouching299.685.16
sneaking in did you guys already murder303.083.24
everything here well no we walked up to304.843.72
it and there was nothing that's crazy306.323.96
there's just an alter are you kidding308.564.16
nope what the flip flip that doesn't310.283.96
look like a spider that looks like a man312.724.56
no I know but it like the place I want314.246.84
to interact but can I what I got a317.286.039
priest Journal good do some light321.085.0
reading while we move on to the next323.3196.281
location oh Anthony what what is this326.085.08
did you guys build this yes that is a329.64.039
pillar we made neebs wanted to hang an331.164.4
animal head on it I've heard that could333.6393.761
potentially keep things from spawning335.564.6
here okay take it down all right and337.44.639
then what we sit in the corner and wait340.164.72
no we'll go somewhere else and murder342.0394.44
like look at this big castle area up344.883.68
here we can go check that out okay yeah346.4793.481
looks cool it's like we're grabbing a348.563.12
coffee before we go349.964.799
shopping ah Con in city that looks like351.685.56
it's a city entrance I I I will admit354.7593.801
yeah and hey Simon this is our first357.243.239
time in the city we we need to dress to358.564.04
impress oh jeez I didn't bring any other360.4793.961
clothes see I got to put yeah I got to362.64.12
put on this see this is all I got that's364.444.479
all you got but I do look sexy all the366.723.84
time you don't have a helmet to cover up368.9192.961
that head I feel like they're going to370.562.759
laugh at us because of your head I think371.883.68
my head's nice okay what don't you what373.3194.081
don't you like about my head it's just375.563.44
it's goofy with the long hair and the377.44.359
bald on top Goofy with Goofy it is goofy379.05.28
goofy looking shave to shave the whole381.7595.961
damn thing no I love my my mullet type384.285.68
thing all right fine all all right let's387.724.199
uh yeah let's impress okay I'm going to389.964.679
impress him with my dancing maybe even391.9195.241
though I forgot how to dance oh all394.6394.081
right oh wait wait wait this guy's397.163.439
freaking chasing me what's got going on398.723.64
this rhino just came really close to400.5993.401
like coming at me yeah we're trying to402.363.32
be impressive I know but look the404.04.199
Rhino's chasing you dude Rhino's chasing405.684.32
you oh he sniffing at me I don't know if408.1993.881
he's chasing we're impressing hello410.04.56
everybody we are from LS not too far412.087.16
away oh what's going on here yes yes yes414.567.319
look look at you how are you good sir I419.245.079
feel like we've been here before we have421.8795.04
long time ago long time ago I remember424.3194.241
those guys I think I hang with with426.9193.601
those guys I was sitting with them all428.564.4
right so how you doing people yes what's430.525.079
going on what's your name sir hello sir432.965.679
I am I am a queen and this is my peon435.5996.0
yes I he likes to she likes to pee on me438.6395.24
that's not what peon means what not what441.5994.521
peon means you lit okay so what does443.8794.04
that mean I think it means like servant446.124.12
oh an underling underling yeah but if447.9194.041
not want a damn pee on you yeah but you450.244.2
still might want to pee on me I don't451.964.079
you're very much into not into that at454.443.4
all I'm sorry we're here to impressed to456.0394.201
quit talking about peeing on me uh sorry457.844.24
if somebody says I smell like piss it's460.244.48
yours hello people this is my peon462.085.64
that's right he's he obviously eats a464.724.479
lot of what's the thing you eat that467.724.039
makes your piss stink asparagus he eats469.1994.361
a lot of asparagus that's why I smell471.7593.16
not what we're talking about though dud473.563.319
he pees all over me listen if you're474.9193.081
going to call me a pee on I'm going to476.8792.76
tell them that you're peeing on me he's478.03.24
into that all right let's see if we can479.6393.921
find a local pub maybe Park the horses481.243.76
there you go you're going to drink drink483.562.6
your own485.02.8
[Music]486.164.319
pee well this place is impressive it's487.85.48
big it it's big it's a big rock what's490.4795.201
inside uh I don't know there might not493.284.28
be anything but you'd imagine there'd be495.684.199
a something uhoh is that a door with a497.564.52
big rock in the way death whisper ruins499.8794.121
that sounds promising ooh sounds like a502.084.28
fun504.02.36
place oh just going to like what is this507.566.039
come on interact I'd be happy to all511.084.16
right let's do it did it I tried to do513.5993.32
it oh it didn't teleport us anywhere or515.244.039
anything uh do you get an e do you get a516.9194.641
promp mm- no promp maybe I've already519.2793.801
done it maybe we did do it oh wait521.564.24
there's a bed roll here what and a torch523.084.24
what someone has been here and clicked525.83.92
the button and a book and a book527.324.12
interact interact with book harlot's529.725.84
journal ah temporary camp in this531.447.0
area sounds from the north encampment535.565.04
there all right to the north we go538.444.68
there's an encampment which way is North540.64.0
oh encampment that's oh look over there543.123.36
with tents tents encampments I see544.63.679
spiders I see things to murder so check546.483.56
if they're uh whatever the hell you're548.2793.721
looking for Jack them up ow what are550.044.88
these desert spiders ew e exactly552.04.24
probably what you said they're desert554.923.359
spider yeah they blend in with the556.244.4
environment don't they not attack you558.2795.0
huh aren't you the Z oh hey guys hey560.644.56
we're fighting spiders too we're friends563.2793.8
we're all friends impressive SP we're565.25.639
totally friends they have them567.0795.081
hey570.8394.12
yo and now you want to fight me I'll bet572.165.2
you oh they both oh my God leave me574.9593.88
alone please please please leave this577.362.76
was a horrible place to set up their578.8392.881
home because it's right next to a giant580.123.92
spider cave yep yep yep581.724.92
yep I helped you now we can become584.044.64
friends I wish I was better at fighting586.644.6
it's all right you're here you you588.685.88
worship I slay well I kind of slay too591.245.719
you slay a little bit less than I do594.564.92
true but your faith in zap Mak makes up596.9594.641
for it it does I got new armor too that599.483.44
makes up for it all right there's any of601.63.04
these people the ones you want doubtful602.923.84
so I can go ham yeah we'll go ham I'm604.643.639
just going to take I'm going to take the606.763.6
blood for zap okay all right I'm going608.2794.361
to take their crap out of their pockets610.363.96
what do you have on you what do you have612.644.52
oh wow she's strong a lot of Hit Man a614.324.0
lot of spiders I thought that was you617.164.119
duras that guy was slaying way too much618.325.84
yeah one would think that'd be me oh God621.2794.8
okay yeah this guy was a she might624.165.4
smelter I'll bet he smelter till he626.0795.241
felter delter I don't know something was629.563.519
there you're working on it keep work631.324.639
chopping it okay um there where are you633.0795.161
I was fighting back there okay come help635.9595.761
cuz these guys are are worse than I638.243.48
expected okay we're going to hit each641.9593.56
other than you that's fine we don't do643.6393.88
enough damage to each other to care all645.5194.641
right oh that was great all right this647.5194.681
guy had a little650.164.52
shrimp Simon what' you do nothing this652.24.96
guy's attacking me man for no reason I I654.684.64
don't I don't I don't remember doing657.163.96
anything to him everyone seems cool in659.323.8
this city yeah and I was just riding my661.123.2
horse I feel like you're going to get663.123.24
all the guards really angry at you I664.324.24
mean what did I do I have no idea what666.364.479
you did I don't know either right right668.563.64
right did you run into somebody with670.8393.68
your horse uh I mean I didn't realize672.23.199
that674.5193.76
that oh oh me why me I had no675.3995.401
affiliation with him I mean I he was my678.2796.8
peon oh God where was Simon's bed680.84.279
roll uhoh oh God B all right me we got686.684.719
to get out of here Simon pissed off the689.725.08
whole damn town get on get go go go Bean691.3995.761
go all right we'll be back later oh crap694.84.719
black horse can I get black horse to697.164.2
follow me guys leave me alone I had699.5194.0
nothing to do with op on don't you don't701.364.479
you mess with black okay fine oh black703.5193.921
horse can you follow me can I get you to705.8392.68
follow me they're just going to stab707.443.16
black horse to death Simon leave it to708.5193.921
Simon leave it to Simon ride through710.63.799
town on a horse hit somebody piss off712.443.6
the whole damn Town black horse here714.3993.201
I'll lead them away from you you just716.043.479
you stay down there in that swap let's717.63.76
see excuse me guys I'm just leaving town719.5193.081
these are my peons following me don't721.364.44
worry about them come peons get out here722.66.12
where the guards can't725.82.92
see come on me black horse Prowler728.886.199
that's your name Prowler and Thug were732.8394.161
you prowling and thugging oh what the735.0794.2
hell is that is that a scorpion oh boy737.03.6
yeah that's who I wanted to lock on to739.2794.521
not the one right in front of me he did740.65.76
Heen L Horus I'm Coming For743.86.4
You hey guys beon746.366.08
[Music]750.23.72
black horse black horse I left you down752.443.36
here in the swamp black horse where are753.924.76
you black hor oh where is Black Horse755.85.279
let me check the map uh oh he's got to758.685.36
be close black761.0795.56
horse where where' he go he's down here764.044.76
in the swamp where could he have gone766.6394.841
black horse black horse black horse768.84.56
excuse me I'm looking for Black Horse oh771.484.28
there you are black horse black black773.363.919
horse black horse black horse black775.763.48
horse what are you doing why you running777.2793.521
in a [ __ ]779.243.959
Circle where'd he go I've never seen a780.83.96
horse disappear like that there you are783.1993.76
you [ __ ] black horse we got to get out784.764.4
of here this part of the city is not786.9594.68
very friendly black horse I swear to God789.164.64
come on come oh damn it damn it damn it791.6393.88
damn it damn it come on let's go let's793.85.12
go let's go hey black horse stop it stop795.5194.76
it stop it I know they're after you798.924.279
they're after me too it stop you damn800.2796.081
mule okay there there chill chill chill803.1994.921
chill chill chill chill all right there806.362.61
we go808.122.56
[Music]808.973.669
yes yes I am your queen these are myons810.682.88
etc812.6393.281
etc come on out here guys I got813.564.839
something to show815.925.2
you oh Anthony you just walked into my818.3995.0
slasher oh I'm sorry I'm sorry oh here821.123.76
I'll just heal you've got it you got it823.3993.201
right is this just like another spidery824.885.0
cave oh man I got to pull out the torch826.65.359
yeah let's get a torch you know I have829.883.959
this really cool Katana right that helps831.9593.961
me slay I'm starting to realize it kind833.8394.521
of sucks the katana sucks yeah I picked835.924.279
up a random sword from some guy on the838.364.039
ground and it does twice the damage you840.1994.401
can't oh I was going to say you can't842.3993.961
pick up random swords cuz you don't know844.63.56
what they have but it has twice the846.364.64
damage yep it's way better so I'm giving848.166.039
up on my uh Asian ancestry now and oh851.05.32
moving on I had no idea you were I'm a854.1995.601
very honorable man all right oh man just856.326.439
spiders this this is you're the guy859.85.64
who's all obsessed with spiders but yeah862.7594.44
I I love them I just I don't like865.444.519
fighting them ah you're the zath guy oh867.1995.56
zath where does this even go God there's869.9594.68
just more and more spiders we're only872.7594.161
going to find out by874.6395.161
murdering hey I worship something that876.926.32
resembles you yeah leave me be a lot of879.85.32
religious wars could actually say that883.245.36
same sentence yeah yeah saw one up here885.125.48
backlit that was888.64.64
that stupid is that one a little bigger890.65.12
a rack maybe looks a little bigger but893.246.039
maybe oh careful right outow hello895.725.08
spider I'm going to be sneaky right899.2794.041
there wasn't all right and the sword's900.85.159
amazing and more spiders surprise wo wo903.325.48
wo wo wo is that a statue it is oh [ __ ]905.9595.281
oh no they're alive those are skeletons908.84.719
skellies we can't do we fight skellies911.244.64
oh God I don't know oh my God so many913.5193.801
skies not that many run out of the cave915.883.56
so many SK run out of the cave and fight917.324.92
them one-onone yeah oh wait I got919.445.0
something for the skellies oh yeah like922.245.56
what like a spider oh zap oh thank you924.446.12
for your balls thank you for your balls927.84.88
I respect your balls they're still930.563.92
coming good and in a lot of them in the932.684.519
line actually they're going for you so934.484.279
they go ran right past me you going to937.1995.401
my horse oh my God uhoh where they going938.7595.241
some of them are going for the horse942.65.32
wait are kind of oh the horse is there944.06.0
oh sh I didn't abandon you I just don't947.923.76
want to lose this horse if I do neebs950.04.319
won't shut up about it you didn't shove951.684.0
quite a lot really yeah but I don't need954.3194.44
to give him more oh ow that hurt oh955.684.88
they're fighting a spider yeah oh you're958.7594.721
spider yes Z spider what a great God960.564.519
like now you'll think about it huh I'll963.483.68
consider it yeah although there's still965.0793.481
a lot of [ __ ] up things in the world967.163.479
that I can't believe Z would allow like968.564.279
oh970.6392.2
[ __ ] oh no no no no no no no leave him973.85.32
alone yeah oh what did I hit what did I976.685.159
hit skeletons I hope why was pitched oh979.124.279
God freaked out you start hitting981.8394.841
buttons holy crap this is not fun this983.3996.601
is dangerous all right you all right no986.687.0
okay yes wow there you are those are the990.05.12
most frightening things I've seen in993.683.159
this game yet and I have a parade of995.124.399
them coming at996.8392.68
me oky dokie okay hopefully they don't1002.725.32
remember you yeah I mean you know how1006.0794.601
many Asian gentlemen with this hair do1008.044.76
come through right yeah yeah you don't1010.684.8
pop out at all Temple quarter H is this1012.84.88
a box oh there's stuff in the Box what1015.484.24
is in here can we can we take this I of1017.683.88
set I'm not a set guy oh there's a white1019.723.96
rhino head trophy though I'm I'm nipping1021.565.519
that okay uh what is the uh you said fur1023.685.44
I'll take 18 fur sure yeah we can always1027.0793.681
use fur weird they just leave that out1029.123.319
here hope someone oh it was probably1030.764.039
these guys hey fellas I hope it's okay1032.4394.561
we took uh yeah we took some stuff yeah1034.7993.801
it seems like that's a community chest1037.03.36
over there right so you guys are into1038.64.8
snakes huh oh this is hosan the Fang1040.365.679
cess call what's a Cess call Simon1043.44.76
what's cess call uh it is a uh it's1046.0394.601
another name for pharmacist oh okay well1048.164.639
then I guess he's a snake pharmacist yep1050.644.8
all right let's see is there a bar or1052.7994.321
anything around here I want to find a1055.443.119
nice bar you know what I mean yeah I1057.123.32
mean that would be nice have a have a1058.5594.24
sip of wine if you will that's you know1060.444.08
I bought some wine in town I bought some1062.7993.401
uh some honey wine uhoh is there a1064.524.039
sandstorm rolling in soon uh oh wow1066.25.2
there is look oh okay oh oh God yeah we1068.5594.36
should uh we should take shelter yeah1071.42.76
well what's nice is there's a lot of1072.9193.481
shelter there should be can we get into1074.164.399
any of these shelters I I don't know I I1076.44.04
mean you would think just leaning up1078.5593.201
dark we got to go back this is the end1080.443.599
of the Town go this way down1081.765.48
here is there a bar is there a bar hello1084.0395.041
hello any doors we can get into what are1087.243.799
you guys doing okay hey we're in water1089.083.4
side can we get in this door can we get1091.0393.481
in in door get in that door where do you1092.484.36
guys go we the sandstorm hold on this1094.523.48
this looks like a place that would be1096.843.52
shelter hold on where oh God I lost you1098.04.76
I I'm I it looks like uh oh wait I see1100.365.08
you running here right here look right1102.764.399
here you see me uh turn around turn1105.443.52
around you see me Crouch1107.1593.64
I mean this right here in the corner you1108.963.079
think oh get in the corner I was trying1110.7993.201
to find a house I know you were but we1112.0393.681
haven't found one place let's see is1114.03.64
there shelter here there's so little1115.723.24
shelter here there's a very little1117.643.399
shelter you would think more shelter1118.963.64
would be here I mean honestly we're in a1121.0394.081
town I know all right we're tail you1122.63.959
have shelter you want to go somewhere1125.124.08
else I mean this is going to work is it1126.5594.201
I'm now we're in shelter might have to1129.24.16
drink a thing why am I bloody I keep cuz1130.765.76
I'm hitting you I keep on1133.363.16
hitting Crouch is C that's right it1137.325.839
wasn't alt or1140.5596.161
control God drink1143.1596.4
this oh I could drink something too no I1146.724.56
know but it do work we it stopped us1149.5593.641
healing Oh no just there you go all1151.283.24
right now yeah it did it didn't work at1153.23.28
all it did for me it brought my health1154.523.92
up a little bit I mean a little bit yeah1156.484.52
not even a smidge I can probably oh now1158.445.4
I'm dizzy from thirst you'll be okay all1161.04.48
right I think the sand Storm's calming1163.845.6
down yeah God that was fun on oh look at1165.486.88
her just dancing you're used to it1169.445.76
huh yeah maybe you can let us in your1172.365.559
little freaking Hut over1175.24.92
here oh my1177.9195.321
God okay Dalias yeah you think have you1180.125.96
seen one of these things yet uh oh God1183.245.4
that oh Jesus balls me and Ne fought one1186.084.24
it's not too bad if we if we team up1188.643.36
together oh my God it's three skulls1190.324.4
though that's1192.02.72
different1197.243.0
oh God he's of course he's on me D oh1202.1594.601
God I hit I got to repair my not too1205.0393.88
much okay yeah you know what I'm running1206.764.0
I'm running I'm running oh my God he's1208.9193.521
already about to murder me I wish I had1210.763.64
some uh spider balls yep that'd be cool1212.443.239
let's come back with spider balls how1214.42.56
about that let's run home grab some1215.6793.48
spider balls come back it's a long way1216.963.599
home you're going to die I'm going to1219.1595.561
die okay reassess reassess1220.5596.6
regroup in into the cave out of the cave1224.724.64
into the cave out of the cave no oh it's1227.1593.64
it's coming out of the cave maybe he1229.364.12
burns up in the sun got to be great nope1230.7995.841
God oh God he's attacking bad dad no no1233.485.079
good good boy bad dad good boy you run1236.644.2
you're a good boy daddy taught you1238.5595.12
well okay where cream pie cream pie you1240.845.44
okay buddy get cream pie yeah cream pie1243.6795.0
this thing is horrific I don't like it1246.284.08
should we just run we should go back in1248.6793.281
the cave it's not in there anymore yeah1250.364.0
but it's coming wherever we are you1251.965.16
explore the cave I'll lead it away going1254.365.76
in1257.123.0
oh God what's up some guys get mad at me1261.63.64
I think they were the same guys that1264.084.0
were uh poed at you earlier oh what did1265.246.08
you do to piss them off just walk by him1268.085.4
yeah maybe I just walked by him in the1271.323.959
horse and you were telling me that I was1273.485.36
screwing up maybe it wasn't me maybe not1275.2795.28
I'm just getting away from him yeah well1278.843.76
maybe you should be nicer to me next1280.5594.041
time cuz I'm dancing in the bar and I'm1282.63.959
having a good time with my real friends1284.63.8
your real friends who' you meet met a1286.5593.641
lot of guys and we're having there's a1288.43.399
girl behind me and we're having a good1290.23.52
time we're just freaking dancing and1291.7993.961
nobody's hating on anybody assuming that1293.723.959
they've done the wrong1295.765.32
thing I like this yeah yeah oh this is1297.6795.88
Conan I talked to him okay he has1301.084.16
nothing to say of any importance no1303.5594.561
Conan is he's really whatever but anyway1305.244.559
so but no I like this you're like part1308.124.88
of a dancing troop now yes I am and and1309.7994.961
listen let's not glance over the fact1313.03.72
that maybe I didn't do anything wrong1314.763.68
when I was riding a horse through t now1316.724.0
maybe you should apologize and start if1318.444.08
you I'm sorry but I yeah I just assumed1320.724.0
you did well stop assuming that's it1322.524.44
sorry you just G me years and years of1324.724.559
[ __ ] up can't you just say you're1326.964.16
sorry instead of insulting me right1329.2794.4
after you made a mistake I'm not sure1331.124.96
what happened okay well then maybe just1333.6794.801
say maybe that you're sorry and don't1336.084.8
say that I [ __ ] up for so many years1338.483.72
cuz that kind of just screws up you're1340.883.36
sorry doesn't it I'm sorry thank you but1342.23.959
you gave me many years of screwing up so1344.244.919
now I just think think when crazy1346.1594.88
happens you did it I know of course you1349.1594.0
do and you know what and youve trained1351.0393.961
my brain think this is your fault really1353.1594.64
every of course it is I'm so sorry and1355.04.88
then thank you thank you so much you're1357.7995.24
right okay God just freaking okay1359.885.88
goodbye let's go are we are we leaving1363.0394.441
no I'm still going to mess around town I1365.763.039
got a house here I might stay here for a1367.482.92
day or two oh jeez you can leave if you1368.7994.401
want uh we'll see we'll see I like your1370.46.519
dress don't like that face1373.23.719
though sorry for my friend he's just an1376.965.719
[ __ ] he can't help it he's been like1380.486.6
this for years he was trained to be that1382.6794.401
way Anthony there's not anything in1388.244.679
there there's something out here well1390.883.6
that yeah I just keep leading him in1392.9193.841
circles okay he's very powerful but very1394.486.72
dumb yeah yeah still fun yeah I was1396.766.799
afraid right well yeah when in the tight1401.24.959
quarters yeah I felt emotion so it was a1403.5594.801
worthwhile experience ah I've got like1406.1594.441
two hits left on this freaking sword and1408.364.08
then I'm oh then let's just leave go get1410.64.4
cream pie I'll get bad dad and we just1412.444.839
leave we go away all right hopefully1415.03.919
those things spawn back at the other1417.2794.52
place that'd be cool yeah let's go check1418.9193.801
all1421.7992.161
[Music]1422.724.319
right oh my God Simon you just did you1423.964.76
just I think I saw what you just did you1427.0394.481
just picked up a stray cat yes you did1428.724.92
we have a freaking pet this is listen1431.524.2
that's my pet too all right I love that1433.643.919
thing already as much as you do okay1435.724.04
I'll keep keep it on me I'm bringing it1437.5593.761
back home I'm putting it in my bedroom1439.763.2
do that it looked it looked like one of1441.323.56
the ugly ones the ones with no hair yeah1442.964.8
like sese cat yeah yeah I wonder I'm1444.884.2
going to put it on top of my sacrificial1447.763.039
altar okay well I'm going to have to get1449.084.52
visitation rights Anthony yes I'm1450.7995.561
thinking I'm going to jump right over1453.64.76
like imagine worshiping something and1456.364.12
then someone jumps right over the Shrine1458.365.28
in your face and crunches your your lips1460.485.52
yeah oh wait imagine it happens every1463.644.84
Sunday it'd be crazy pictured something1466.05.72
else okay so oh I'll go left you go1468.485.28
right can I sneak up on him I'm I'm1471.723.92
coming up over I just told you my plan1473.764.639
yeah doing right I said over like you1475.644.399
didn't listen to [ __ ] well well then you1478.3993.16
said oh that's not what I expected so I1480.0393.561
thought the plan changed maybe okay I1481.5595.24
see this a which one I'm going to need1483.65.319
you oh yep you trigger them oh which one1486.7994.0
do you want I want the worshipper I'm1488.9194.48
truning the the blue okay blue got it1490.7996.201
kill every other color oh ow ow ow okay1493.3996.361
okay that hurts oh [ __ ] okay get up get1497.04.64
up okay the blue one's on you this is1499.764.76
perfect bleeding now he on me it's not1501.644.84
perfect okay right now it's perfect my1504.524.36
bad look he's alone I'm com I'm coming1506.485.84
he slow pathetic he wears BL what kind1508.885.679
of idiot wears blue all right come on1512.325.68
come on it's a metra priest uh durus1514.5596.12
yeah he looks real dead unconscious oh1518.04.679
God okay hey whatever maybe it'll go1520.6793.48
into my thing I don't even get he's real1522.6792.88
bloody did it work you got what you1524.1594.281
wanted I did1525.5595.161
hey Simon yeah you see the dude living1528.444.32
on the island I do so he's got it1530.723.48
figured out right I mean that's1532.764.0
certainly nice you know simple life what1534.24.64
are you wearing oh I changed my pants1536.763.919
I'm I I kind of like the style of them1538.843.88
I'm not I'm not a fan of the color I1540.6794.161
know they're not as strong but you think1542.723.76
these might make a comeback at some1544.843.52
point you know like I mean I'm talking1546.484.4
real life man I mean I feel like I feel1548.363.64
like it's one of those things like too1550.882.32
many people are wearing them it's1552.02.48
already out of style like look behind1553.22.44
you there's two dudes walking around1554.482.64
right there with the same damn pants on1555.642.72
I like their shoes though they got that1557.123.919
little pointy end yeah see I can go for1558.364.52
some shoes man if I kill these guys you1561.0394.081
think I can take their shoes I mean it1562.884.36
can't hurt to try well I mean these1565.123.919
idiots lead to other idiots you know how1567.243.2
this works right oh yeah but there's1569.0392.921
only a couple of them all right you want1570.442.8
to try to do this real Qui look and that1571.962.719
guy looks like you he's got the same1573.243.24
haircut same you know what there only1574.6794.201
needs to be one Simon in this world I1576.484.36
tell you by George all right so if I1578.883.76
kill this guy you're going to take care1580.843.52
of all the rest of them I got your back1582.644.759
baby all right hello sir how are you I'm1584.365.16
just stab you in the face yeah that's1587.3994.16
right yeah wow that woke everybody up1589.525.08
didn't it it sure did oh God and you1591.5594.72
know what you're not doing anything are1594.63.52
you I knew you weren't I had nothing to1596.2793.441
do with it I knew you weren't going to1598.126.36
do anything I should have known punk ass1599.727.12
[ __ ] all right yeah you got everybody1604.485.079
mad in town I'm sure I did all right I'm1606.844.64
you created a a tussle I'm going to go1609.5593.24
talk to that guy on the island tell him1611.483.36
I don't know you you go do that and I'll1612.7995.321
go this way yep hey pal you're had a hot1614.845.04
sexy lady come crawling out of the water1618.124.12
like I just did ready to bang bet you1619.883.96
haven't don't you turn your back to me1622.243.36
yeah that's right look over here baby1623.843.48
you got anything good on you lone1625.64.48
fisherman oh you're a cook you're a1627.325.56
really good cook too I got a bar that I1630.084.0
think would be perfect for you to work1632.882.799
at boom1634.084.8
bam oh wow you are uh you are strong1635.6795.48
lone fisherman but that's that's the1638.885.56
thing I'm stronger Boom come on oh1641.1594.841
you're not a fighter are you you don't1644.442.44
even want you don't even want to mess1646.02.48
with me you even want to mess with me1646.883.88
Sab it yeah I'm on the island fight the1648.483.919
fisherman oh yeah okay what are you1650.763.0
doing to this guy you're trying to beat1652.3993.441
him he's a good cook we're taking him1653.765.68
home okay all right so uh if I have what1655.845.199
do I got to do I can't hit him with a1659.443.76
hammer can I uh not a hammer you need to1661.0393.921
hit him with a trench yeah I don't have1663.23.76
one of those you should always be1664.963.839
carrying a trench I don't even think1666.964.48
I've ever even made one so I can watch1668.7994.521
doesn't surprise me yeah well I mean I1671.444.56
don't knock people out W he's not he's1673.323.839
not really fighting back though this1676.03.32
doesn't feel feels fair or right no it's1677.1594.441
okay I know it's it's strange but1679.323.56
hopefully they're not going to mind me1681.63.679
uh going out of town you know carrying a1682.884.36
body that's okay they they probably1685.2793.88
won't1687.244.799
care boom all right we got us a nice1689.1595.88
cook nice follow me we out of here good1692.0395.801
it's about time welcome to the clan yep1695.0394.841
got me a new pee on that's right you're1697.844.12
going to pee all over this guy tonight1699.884.36
you go to bed you are nasty well that to1701.964.48
you to you it's nasty to other people1704.244.76
it's a it's a Wednesday night hey guys1706.443.959
he lived on an island he wasn't really1709.03.039
contributing to your you know tax base1710.3994.321
anyway so I'm taking him hope it's cool1712.0393.931
yeah it's1714.725.73
[Music]1715.974.48
cool so Anthony I I don't know if this1724.445.64
I'm going to try to force it on my thing1728.24.12
but it's a met I think abstra is Metra1730.084.28
yeah which is wrong because it should be1732.324.199
zap but whatever Oh I thought I heard my1734.363.6
name you did1736.5193.601
hey what's up where is he where is he1737.964.319
where is he look where is he what a I'm1740.123.64
actually I'm over by your place head on1742.2795.041
a swivel oh then hello very far away hey1743.765.639
I'm coming in don't worry come closer1747.323.52
doing it I'm going to have a priest for1749.3993.361
you AB sure we'll see oh well I got a1750.844.52
place for a priest yeah he wears blue so1752.764.48
that's good I hope he's not expecting a1755.365.72
tithe from me a what a tithe a what 10%1757.246.919
a tithe what's that tithe is 10% of your1761.085.64
income yeah 10% of your income goes to1764.1594.76
the church why don't I know that because1766.724.199
you're not you you guys aren't churchy I1768.9193.521
don't Church it I mean I put money in1770.9193.401
the Hat a few times yeah that's yeah1772.445.64
that's 's or the basket not a1774.325.839
hat all1778.084.56
right how' you guys do today how was1780.1595.321
your day uh yeah we went into town it's1782.645.44
it's very unimpressive and boring yeah1785.485.039
okay but we got a good cook I got new F1788.084.479
this guy all right I'm going to go okay1790.5193.52
I'll be back I'm going to check this and1792.5593.081
if not I'll give it to you abster okay1794.0393.801
okay I want to show you guys what come1795.643.68
back I'm sorry I wanted to follow door1797.843.199
because if he's got a priest for me yeah1799.323.199
but it might be mine we'll see you got1801.0393.24
to place your horse I think your horse1802.5194.04
has followed you and now we're following1804.2793.721
you because we're interested in where1806.5593.641
you're going uh-huh well Simon I can1808.06.44
show you please do zy things no I was1810.26.16
about to say a metra1814.445.0
priest but we can all change here you go1816.367.0
well Simon I got a stuffed kimono dragon1819.448.479
uh-huh stuffed tiger ooh whole bunch of1823.367.28
skulls on sticks cuz why not well the1827.9195.88
skulls on sticks are no that's not it a1830.646.039
bunch of drums o drums bunch of drums1833.7995.801
and to top it all off uh-huh a cup what1836.6794.801
is this a yard sale well this is my junk1839.63.6
collection for the day well these are1841.483.72
going on the stage I'm going to create1843.23.24
okay I could put it on the stage or I1845.22.479
was going to make a junkyard and just1846.443.04
pile up all the crap we collect no these1847.6794.561
go to the stage really excuse me the1849.484.64
Tiger's going to be on the stage or in1852.244.08
the audience that's fine I like the1854.124.0
Tiger on my house yeah I would have1856.323.239
liked to put it you know where I want to1858.124.439
put it cuz it's mine uh dalas uh1859.5596.801
huh he just he just stole your crap I'm1862.5595.641
going to go steal a wall from his house1866.364.439
priest is fat DN this priest is fat that1868.24.64
priest is is it a priest I thought you1870.7994.24
had a cook no it's a well I had to cook1872.844.36
Cook's on the wheel of pain You' think1875.0393.681
the cook would be fat cuz he likes to1877.24.16
eat yep no his priest is heavy she eats1878.725.0
McDonald's a lot of those cooks are sped1881.364.48
up you know with the meth G Alias you1883.723.839
have a lot of drums over here they're1885.846.64
now okay and this wall uh no hey my1887.5598.561
priest Works hey yeah get to worshiping1892.487.0
dummy no tithe for you [ __ ] no no tithe1896.125.039
did you guys know you can play the drums1899.483.48
yep don't tell Dora that come over here1901.1593.12
don't tell D that I've already playing1902.963.12
them they suck come on after join me in1904.2795.161
the song no they do suck they do suck1906.086.559
wish I could put Anthony on this1909.443.199
thing1916.1597.801
[Music]1918.199.89
oh sun is1923.964.12
shine1930.843.0

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