A SKELETON ARMY Guarding... Nothing?! - Conan Exiles
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neebs: Hey, Simon, have you seen that video where we have a whole army of skeletons guarding... nothing? It's like they're on a union-mandated break or something!
simon: Haha, yeah, Neebs, that video is a classic! It's like watching a bunch of security guards protecting an invisible treasure. Those skeletons must be getting paid in bone marrow or something!
appsro: Guys, that video cracks me up every time! I mean, who needs actual valuables to protect when you have a squad of bony soldiers ready to defend empty air? It's like a comedy sketch waiting to happen!
neebs: I know, right? It's like the ultimate in job security for those skeleton warriors. They're probably just there for the dental plan!
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| Caption | Start | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| hey guys I need an ugly sweater For an | 0.32 | 4.88 |
| upcoming Christmas party you are in luck | 2.399 | 5.161 |
| because wow we looking here oh that's | 5.2 | 4.8 |
| ugly oh that is so ugly you are sure to | 7.56 | 5.199 |
| win any contest that is right nees | 10.0 | 5.24 |
| gaming ugly sweaters available now | 12.759 | 4.84 |
| they're | 15.24 | 2.359 |
| gross okay so Dora you didn't train a | 18.48 | 5.76 |
| zath preacher I got the wrong thing I | 21.64 | 4.44 |
| got a sorcerer okay but we think we | 24.24 | 3.16 |
| might be able to put that sorcerer in | 26.08 | 3.24 |
| the sorcerer bench yeah yeah we would | 27.4 | 3.959 |
| hope let's let's let's do let's give it | 29.32 | 5.759 |
| a shot and oh hello sorceress oh she | 31.359 | 6.681 |
| pretty she busy already oh yes she is | 35.079 | 4.401 |
| wonder what she's doing I don't see | 38.04 | 3.72 |
| anything in her hands think she's I | 39.48 | 3.16 |
| don't I don't know if she's going to be | 41.76 | 2.44 |
| a really good sorcerer she seems to be | 42.64 | 3.04 |
| just playing with that candle there she | 44.2 | 3.28 |
| looked like it's hard to see yes it's | 45.68 | 5.96 |
| warm dear do you yeah uh oh okay I got a | 47.48 | 6.079 |
| little peek of her face okay well | 51.64 | 4.64 |
| hopefully it makes the the thery bench | 53.559 | 4.96 |
| better yeah maybe so oh hey you guys | 56.28 | 3.68 |
| want to see something stay right here I | 58.519 | 3.2 |
| got to get something cool stay right | 59.96 | 6.12 |
| there you're going to love this okay | 61.719 | 4.361 |
| and oh torture water boarding I'm like | 67.04 | 6.84 |
| what no this is a sacrificial Stone oh | 71.759 | 3.961 |
| so I think I needed part of my sorcery I | 73.88 | 4.0 |
| think I need to uh yeah there's a blood | 75.72 | 5.52 |
| right I'm going to start crafting some | 77.88 | 5.4 |
| blood honey | 81.24 | 4.68 |
| honey boogy boogy | 83.28 | 6.0 |
| boo bingly boo thank God isn't here he | 85.92 | 5.519 |
| got to prove this | 89.28 | 5.68 |
| oh oh no no I like this wow man what's | 91.439 | 5.04 |
| happening describe it I don't know | 94.96 | 3.0 |
| YouTube is not going to be happy about | 96.479 | 2.96 |
| this I'll tell you no not in the very | 97.96 | 3.0 |
| beginning my goodness yeah well we can | 99.439 | 2.881 |
| just look over here like look at this | 100.96 | 3.4 |
| cute horse just describe what's | 102.32 | 3.2 |
| happening and we won't we won't get | 104.36 | 3.439 |
| demonetized I'm certainly not cutting a | 105.52 | 5.919 |
| man's throat no sounds like you are no | 107.799 | 6.081 |
| I'm not oh that that that that little | 111.439 | 4.561 |
| bowl there captures the blood bur yeah | 113.88 | 5.32 |
| and now I got some sacrificial blood bo | 116.0 | 5.2 |
| good good good this item oh it can't be | 119.2 | 3.8 |
| moved and then I can use it with glass | 121.2 | 3.519 |
| flask to make sacrificial blood and a | 123.0 | 2.88 |
| flask I don't know what I got to need | 124.719 | 3.08 |
| that for but I'm glad I did it that was | 125.88 | 3.12 |
| fun yeah I think nees is getting | 127.799 | 3.361 |
| tortured over here as well how so uh | 129.0 | 4.64 |
| well a horse is standing on him not | 131.16 | 4.2 |
| really above him cuz I think his head is | 133.64 | 4.319 |
| in a hoof yeah no he's he's fine he's | 135.36 | 3.84 |
| fine just leave him there for are you | 137.959 | 3.201 |
| sure I mean he doesn't look okay yeah no | 139.2 | 3.48 |
| I hope he stays like that forever I'll | 141.16 | 4.48 |
| be the judge nebs you okay nebs yeah no | 142.68 | 4.8 |
| one cares hey Simon he's not answering | 145.64 | 3.76 |
| you want to go the city yeah the city | 147.48 | 4.28 |
| yeah uh I'd love to see what you think a | 149.4 | 4.0 |
| city is well it's like a little town | 151.76 | 3.8 |
| probably more so than a city okay well I | 153.4 | 4.119 |
| mean but it's got to be pretty big town | 155.56 | 3.8 |
| it's a town yeah you want to hop on the | 157.519 | 5.401 |
| hop on the horses uh sure I just have to | 159.36 | 5.4 |
| you know locate mine you should always | 162.92 | 3.52 |
| know where your horse is I should I | 164.76 | 3.44 |
| should here's is still left out in the | 166.44 | 4.68 |
| desert isn't it oh yeah Simon well I | 168.2 | 4.72 |
| mean I didn't leave it there I Simon | 171.12 | 4.0 |
| you're such a bad horse owner I have to | 172.92 | 4.36 |
| get my horse today and we'll do the city | 175.12 | 3.759 |
| I don't even I don't know where it is | 177.28 | 3.4 |
| I'll have to right I'll help you find | 178.879 | 4.481 |
| your horse follow me oh no forget that I | 180.68 | 4.919 |
| I do have it it's on my Island oh okay | 183.36 | 3.799 |
| oh you went and got it already yeah yeah | 185.599 | 2.881 |
| yeah I got it last time after we were | 187.159 | 3.201 |
| done so rock rock and roll and we're | 188.48 | 4.52 |
| going to go out and look for Sorcerers | 190.36 | 5.599 |
| no priests and worship priest priest we | 193.0 | 5.36 |
| already got a sorcerer CRA she loves | 195.959 | 6.521 |
| candles it's all a bunch of magic let's | 198.36 | 4.12 |
| go | 208.68 | 3.0 |
| I feel like we could have taken a better | 215.599 | 4.321 |
| route to that it's my bad I mean I like | 217.239 | 6.321 |
| jumping down Cliffs so yeah it's cool | 219.92 | 7.36 |
| jump you slide all right hores you o so | 223.56 | 5.48 |
| what are you looking for you see that Al | 227.28 | 3.599 |
| that alter we were looking at yes it's | 229.04 | 4.039 |
| either going to have zath or another | 230.879 | 5.72 |
| kind of uh priest okay I think we've | 233.079 | 5.641 |
| stopped at this before have you I wasn't | 236.599 | 3.521 |
| able to do anything but but maybe you | 238.72 | 3.799 |
| can because of your God you weren't able | 240.12 | 4.039 |
| to do anything well yeah cuz I I don't | 242.519 | 3.64 |
| believe in Z well I just want to have | 244.159 | 3.601 |
| you considered it well I just I don't | 246.159 | 3.321 |
| think there's enough evidence for zath I | 247.76 | 4.399 |
| get that yeah I get that uh Z's pretty | 249.48 | 4.119 |
| dope I think plus I'm not a fan of | 252.159 | 4.2 |
| spiders again Rebrand maybe I'll | 253.599 | 5.2 |
| consider it man H orb weavers are like | 256.359 | 5.321 |
| just the coolest but I get it I get it | 258.799 | 4.521 |
| think about it I will look I'm only on | 261.68 | 3.92 |
| this Mission because recently the amount | 263.32 | 4.04 |
| of crap people have on them has | 265.6 | 4.0 |
| skyrocketed oh all right like like | 267.36 | 4.6 |
| exoderm animals just in their pockets | 269.6 | 5.96 |
| banners flags tents okay and I want to | 271.96 | 5.32 |
| go on a murder spree and collect as many | 275.56 | 3.28 |
| as I can well we're not going to murder | 277.28 | 3.8 |
| the one where shipping I promise you I | 278.84 | 4.079 |
| will not murder that one I'm hold on let | 281.08 | 3.959 |
| me change my uh I got to put this in my | 282.919 | 3.961 |
| uh you point him out and then I will | 285.039 | 3.961 |
| murder everything around him and I will | 286.88 | 4.52 |
| go straight to the oops that's backwards | 289.0 | 4.759 |
| that's not straight at all all right I'm | 291.4 | 3.96 |
| going to go straight to what I need and | 293.759 | 4.321 |
| hope it's what I need okay and then | 295.36 | 4.32 |
| let's see I'm pretty sure there's | 298.08 | 5.0 |
| nothing here so wow like we're crouching | 299.68 | 5.16 |
| sneaking in did you guys already murder | 303.08 | 3.24 |
| everything here well no we walked up to | 304.84 | 3.72 |
| it and there was nothing that's crazy | 306.32 | 3.96 |
| there's just an alter are you kidding | 308.56 | 4.16 |
| nope what the flip flip that doesn't | 310.28 | 3.96 |
| look like a spider that looks like a man | 312.72 | 4.56 |
| no I know but it like the place I want | 314.24 | 6.84 |
| to interact but can I what I got a | 317.28 | 6.039 |
| priest Journal good do some light | 321.08 | 5.0 |
| reading while we move on to the next | 323.319 | 6.281 |
| location oh Anthony what what is this | 326.08 | 5.08 |
| did you guys build this yes that is a | 329.6 | 4.039 |
| pillar we made neebs wanted to hang an | 331.16 | 4.4 |
| animal head on it I've heard that could | 333.639 | 3.761 |
| potentially keep things from spawning | 335.56 | 4.6 |
| here okay take it down all right and | 337.4 | 4.639 |
| then what we sit in the corner and wait | 340.16 | 4.72 |
| no we'll go somewhere else and murder | 342.039 | 4.44 |
| like look at this big castle area up | 344.88 | 3.68 |
| here we can go check that out okay yeah | 346.479 | 3.481 |
| looks cool it's like we're grabbing a | 348.56 | 3.12 |
| coffee before we go | 349.96 | 4.799 |
| shopping ah Con in city that looks like | 351.68 | 5.56 |
| it's a city entrance I I I will admit | 354.759 | 3.801 |
| yeah and hey Simon this is our first | 357.24 | 3.239 |
| time in the city we we need to dress to | 358.56 | 4.04 |
| impress oh jeez I didn't bring any other | 360.479 | 3.961 |
| clothes see I got to put yeah I got to | 362.6 | 4.12 |
| put on this see this is all I got that's | 364.44 | 4.479 |
| all you got but I do look sexy all the | 366.72 | 3.84 |
| time you don't have a helmet to cover up | 368.919 | 2.961 |
| that head I feel like they're going to | 370.56 | 2.759 |
| laugh at us because of your head I think | 371.88 | 3.68 |
| my head's nice okay what don't you what | 373.319 | 4.081 |
| don't you like about my head it's just | 375.56 | 3.44 |
| it's goofy with the long hair and the | 377.4 | 4.359 |
| bald on top Goofy with Goofy it is goofy | 379.0 | 5.28 |
| goofy looking shave to shave the whole | 381.759 | 5.961 |
| damn thing no I love my my mullet type | 384.28 | 5.68 |
| thing all right fine all all right let's | 387.72 | 4.199 |
| uh yeah let's impress okay I'm going to | 389.96 | 4.679 |
| impress him with my dancing maybe even | 391.919 | 5.241 |
| though I forgot how to dance oh all | 394.639 | 4.081 |
| right oh wait wait wait this guy's | 397.16 | 3.439 |
| freaking chasing me what's got going on | 398.72 | 3.64 |
| this rhino just came really close to | 400.599 | 3.401 |
| like coming at me yeah we're trying to | 402.36 | 3.32 |
| be impressive I know but look the | 404.0 | 4.199 |
| Rhino's chasing you dude Rhino's chasing | 405.68 | 4.32 |
| you oh he sniffing at me I don't know if | 408.199 | 3.881 |
| he's chasing we're impressing hello | 410.0 | 4.56 |
| everybody we are from LS not too far | 412.08 | 7.16 |
| away oh what's going on here yes yes yes | 414.56 | 7.319 |
| look look at you how are you good sir I | 419.24 | 5.079 |
| feel like we've been here before we have | 421.879 | 5.04 |
| long time ago long time ago I remember | 424.319 | 4.241 |
| those guys I think I hang with with | 426.919 | 3.601 |
| those guys I was sitting with them all | 428.56 | 4.4 |
| right so how you doing people yes what's | 430.52 | 5.079 |
| going on what's your name sir hello sir | 432.96 | 5.679 |
| I am I am a queen and this is my peon | 435.599 | 6.0 |
| yes I he likes to she likes to pee on me | 438.639 | 5.24 |
| that's not what peon means what not what | 441.599 | 4.521 |
| peon means you lit okay so what does | 443.879 | 4.04 |
| that mean I think it means like servant | 446.12 | 4.12 |
| oh an underling underling yeah but if | 447.919 | 4.041 |
| not want a damn pee on you yeah but you | 450.24 | 4.2 |
| still might want to pee on me I don't | 451.96 | 4.079 |
| you're very much into not into that at | 454.44 | 3.4 |
| all I'm sorry we're here to impressed to | 456.039 | 4.201 |
| quit talking about peeing on me uh sorry | 457.84 | 4.24 |
| if somebody says I smell like piss it's | 460.24 | 4.48 |
| yours hello people this is my peon | 462.08 | 5.64 |
| that's right he's he obviously eats a | 464.72 | 4.479 |
| lot of what's the thing you eat that | 467.72 | 4.039 |
| makes your piss stink asparagus he eats | 469.199 | 4.361 |
| a lot of asparagus that's why I smell | 471.759 | 3.16 |
| not what we're talking about though dud | 473.56 | 3.319 |
| he pees all over me listen if you're | 474.919 | 3.081 |
| going to call me a pee on I'm going to | 476.879 | 2.76 |
| tell them that you're peeing on me he's | 478.0 | 3.24 |
| into that all right let's see if we can | 479.639 | 3.921 |
| find a local pub maybe Park the horses | 481.24 | 3.76 |
| there you go you're going to drink drink | 483.56 | 2.6 |
| your own | 485.0 | 2.8 |
| [Music] | 486.16 | 4.319 |
| pee well this place is impressive it's | 487.8 | 5.48 |
| big it it's big it's a big rock what's | 490.479 | 5.201 |
| inside uh I don't know there might not | 493.28 | 4.28 |
| be anything but you'd imagine there'd be | 495.68 | 4.199 |
| a something uhoh is that a door with a | 497.56 | 4.52 |
| big rock in the way death whisper ruins | 499.879 | 4.121 |
| that sounds promising ooh sounds like a | 502.08 | 4.28 |
| fun | 504.0 | 2.36 |
| place oh just going to like what is this | 507.56 | 6.039 |
| come on interact I'd be happy to all | 511.08 | 4.16 |
| right let's do it did it I tried to do | 513.599 | 3.32 |
| it oh it didn't teleport us anywhere or | 515.24 | 4.039 |
| anything uh do you get an e do you get a | 516.919 | 4.641 |
| promp mm- no promp maybe I've already | 519.279 | 3.801 |
| done it maybe we did do it oh wait | 521.56 | 4.24 |
| there's a bed roll here what and a torch | 523.08 | 4.24 |
| what someone has been here and clicked | 525.8 | 3.92 |
| the button and a book and a book | 527.32 | 4.12 |
| interact interact with book harlot's | 529.72 | 5.84 |
| journal ah temporary camp in this | 531.44 | 7.0 |
| area sounds from the north encampment | 535.56 | 5.04 |
| there all right to the north we go | 538.44 | 4.68 |
| there's an encampment which way is North | 540.6 | 4.0 |
| oh encampment that's oh look over there | 543.12 | 3.36 |
| with tents tents encampments I see | 544.6 | 3.679 |
| spiders I see things to murder so check | 546.48 | 3.56 |
| if they're uh whatever the hell you're | 548.279 | 3.721 |
| looking for Jack them up ow what are | 550.04 | 4.88 |
| these desert spiders ew e exactly | 552.0 | 4.24 |
| probably what you said they're desert | 554.92 | 3.359 |
| spider yeah they blend in with the | 556.24 | 4.4 |
| environment don't they not attack you | 558.279 | 5.0 |
| huh aren't you the Z oh hey guys hey | 560.64 | 4.56 |
| we're fighting spiders too we're friends | 563.279 | 3.8 |
| we're all friends impressive SP we're | 565.2 | 5.639 |
| totally friends they have them | 567.079 | 5.081 |
| hey | 570.839 | 4.12 |
| yo and now you want to fight me I'll bet | 572.16 | 5.2 |
| you oh they both oh my God leave me | 574.959 | 3.88 |
| alone please please please leave this | 577.36 | 2.76 |
| was a horrible place to set up their | 578.839 | 2.881 |
| home because it's right next to a giant | 580.12 | 3.92 |
| spider cave yep yep yep | 581.72 | 4.92 |
| yep I helped you now we can become | 584.04 | 4.64 |
| friends I wish I was better at fighting | 586.64 | 4.6 |
| it's all right you're here you you | 588.68 | 5.88 |
| worship I slay well I kind of slay too | 591.24 | 5.719 |
| you slay a little bit less than I do | 594.56 | 4.92 |
| true but your faith in zap Mak makes up | 596.959 | 4.641 |
| for it it does I got new armor too that | 599.48 | 3.44 |
| makes up for it all right there's any of | 601.6 | 3.04 |
| these people the ones you want doubtful | 602.92 | 3.84 |
| so I can go ham yeah we'll go ham I'm | 604.64 | 3.639 |
| just going to take I'm going to take the | 606.76 | 3.6 |
| blood for zap okay all right I'm going | 608.279 | 4.361 |
| to take their crap out of their pockets | 610.36 | 3.96 |
| what do you have on you what do you have | 612.64 | 4.52 |
| oh wow she's strong a lot of Hit Man a | 614.32 | 4.0 |
| lot of spiders I thought that was you | 617.16 | 4.119 |
| duras that guy was slaying way too much | 618.32 | 5.84 |
| yeah one would think that'd be me oh God | 621.279 | 4.8 |
| okay yeah this guy was a she might | 624.16 | 5.4 |
| smelter I'll bet he smelter till he | 626.079 | 5.241 |
| felter delter I don't know something was | 629.56 | 3.519 |
| there you're working on it keep work | 631.32 | 4.639 |
| chopping it okay um there where are you | 633.079 | 5.161 |
| I was fighting back there okay come help | 635.959 | 5.761 |
| cuz these guys are are worse than I | 638.24 | 3.48 |
| expected okay we're going to hit each | 641.959 | 3.56 |
| other than you that's fine we don't do | 643.639 | 3.88 |
| enough damage to each other to care all | 645.519 | 4.641 |
| right oh that was great all right this | 647.519 | 4.681 |
| guy had a little | 650.16 | 4.52 |
| shrimp Simon what' you do nothing this | 652.2 | 4.96 |
| guy's attacking me man for no reason I I | 654.68 | 4.64 |
| don't I don't I don't remember doing | 657.16 | 3.96 |
| anything to him everyone seems cool in | 659.32 | 3.8 |
| this city yeah and I was just riding my | 661.12 | 3.2 |
| horse I feel like you're going to get | 663.12 | 3.24 |
| all the guards really angry at you I | 664.32 | 4.24 |
| mean what did I do I have no idea what | 666.36 | 4.479 |
| you did I don't know either right right | 668.56 | 3.64 |
| right did you run into somebody with | 670.839 | 3.68 |
| your horse uh I mean I didn't realize | 672.2 | 3.199 |
| that | 674.519 | 3.76 |
| that oh oh me why me I had no | 675.399 | 5.401 |
| affiliation with him I mean I he was my | 678.279 | 6.8 |
| peon oh God where was Simon's bed | 680.8 | 4.279 |
| roll uhoh oh God B all right me we got | 686.68 | 4.719 |
| to get out of here Simon pissed off the | 689.72 | 5.08 |
| whole damn town get on get go go go Bean | 691.399 | 5.761 |
| go all right we'll be back later oh crap | 694.8 | 4.719 |
| black horse can I get black horse to | 697.16 | 4.2 |
| follow me guys leave me alone I had | 699.519 | 4.0 |
| nothing to do with op on don't you don't | 701.36 | 4.479 |
| you mess with black okay fine oh black | 703.519 | 3.921 |
| horse can you follow me can I get you to | 705.839 | 2.68 |
| follow me they're just going to stab | 707.44 | 3.16 |
| black horse to death Simon leave it to | 708.519 | 3.921 |
| Simon leave it to Simon ride through | 710.6 | 3.799 |
| town on a horse hit somebody piss off | 712.44 | 3.6 |
| the whole damn Town black horse here | 714.399 | 3.201 |
| I'll lead them away from you you just | 716.04 | 3.479 |
| you stay down there in that swap let's | 717.6 | 3.76 |
| see excuse me guys I'm just leaving town | 719.519 | 3.081 |
| these are my peons following me don't | 721.36 | 4.44 |
| worry about them come peons get out here | 722.6 | 6.12 |
| where the guards can't | 725.8 | 2.92 |
| see come on me black horse Prowler | 728.88 | 6.199 |
| that's your name Prowler and Thug were | 732.839 | 4.161 |
| you prowling and thugging oh what the | 735.079 | 4.2 |
| hell is that is that a scorpion oh boy | 737.0 | 3.6 |
| yeah that's who I wanted to lock on to | 739.279 | 4.521 |
| not the one right in front of me he did | 740.6 | 5.76 |
| Heen L Horus I'm Coming For | 743.8 | 6.4 |
| You hey guys beon | 746.36 | 6.08 |
| [Music] | 750.2 | 3.72 |
| black horse black horse I left you down | 752.44 | 3.36 |
| here in the swamp black horse where are | 753.92 | 4.76 |
| you black hor oh where is Black Horse | 755.8 | 5.279 |
| let me check the map uh oh he's got to | 758.68 | 5.36 |
| be close black | 761.079 | 5.56 |
| horse where where' he go he's down here | 764.04 | 4.76 |
| in the swamp where could he have gone | 766.639 | 4.841 |
| black horse black horse black horse | 768.8 | 4.56 |
| excuse me I'm looking for Black Horse oh | 771.48 | 4.28 |
| there you are black horse black black | 773.36 | 3.919 |
| horse black horse black horse black | 775.76 | 3.48 |
| horse what are you doing why you running | 777.279 | 3.521 |
| in a [ __ ] | 779.24 | 3.959 |
| Circle where'd he go I've never seen a | 780.8 | 3.96 |
| horse disappear like that there you are | 783.199 | 3.76 |
| you [ __ ] black horse we got to get out | 784.76 | 4.4 |
| of here this part of the city is not | 786.959 | 4.68 |
| very friendly black horse I swear to God | 789.16 | 4.64 |
| come on come oh damn it damn it damn it | 791.639 | 3.88 |
| damn it damn it come on let's go let's | 793.8 | 5.12 |
| go let's go hey black horse stop it stop | 795.519 | 4.76 |
| it stop it I know they're after you | 798.92 | 4.279 |
| they're after me too it stop you damn | 800.279 | 6.081 |
| mule okay there there chill chill chill | 803.199 | 4.921 |
| chill chill chill chill all right there | 806.36 | 2.61 |
| we go | 808.12 | 2.56 |
| [Music] | 808.97 | 3.669 |
| yes yes I am your queen these are myons | 810.68 | 2.88 |
| etc | 812.639 | 3.281 |
| etc come on out here guys I got | 813.56 | 4.839 |
| something to show | 815.92 | 5.2 |
| you oh Anthony you just walked into my | 818.399 | 5.0 |
| slasher oh I'm sorry I'm sorry oh here | 821.12 | 3.76 |
| I'll just heal you've got it you got it | 823.399 | 3.201 |
| right is this just like another spidery | 824.88 | 5.0 |
| cave oh man I got to pull out the torch | 826.6 | 5.359 |
| yeah let's get a torch you know I have | 829.88 | 3.959 |
| this really cool Katana right that helps | 831.959 | 3.961 |
| me slay I'm starting to realize it kind | 833.839 | 4.521 |
| of sucks the katana sucks yeah I picked | 835.92 | 4.279 |
| up a random sword from some guy on the | 838.36 | 4.039 |
| ground and it does twice the damage you | 840.199 | 4.401 |
| can't oh I was going to say you can't | 842.399 | 3.961 |
| pick up random swords cuz you don't know | 844.6 | 3.56 |
| what they have but it has twice the | 846.36 | 4.64 |
| damage yep it's way better so I'm giving | 848.16 | 6.039 |
| up on my uh Asian ancestry now and oh | 851.0 | 5.32 |
| moving on I had no idea you were I'm a | 854.199 | 5.601 |
| very honorable man all right oh man just | 856.32 | 6.439 |
| spiders this this is you're the guy | 859.8 | 5.64 |
| who's all obsessed with spiders but yeah | 862.759 | 4.44 |
| I I love them I just I don't like | 865.44 | 4.519 |
| fighting them ah you're the zath guy oh | 867.199 | 5.56 |
| zath where does this even go God there's | 869.959 | 4.68 |
| just more and more spiders we're only | 872.759 | 4.161 |
| going to find out by | 874.639 | 5.161 |
| murdering hey I worship something that | 876.92 | 6.32 |
| resembles you yeah leave me be a lot of | 879.8 | 5.32 |
| religious wars could actually say that | 883.24 | 5.36 |
| same sentence yeah yeah saw one up here | 885.12 | 5.48 |
| backlit that was | 888.6 | 4.64 |
| that stupid is that one a little bigger | 890.6 | 5.12 |
| a rack maybe looks a little bigger but | 893.24 | 6.039 |
| maybe oh careful right outow hello | 895.72 | 5.08 |
| spider I'm going to be sneaky right | 899.279 | 4.041 |
| there wasn't all right and the sword's | 900.8 | 5.159 |
| amazing and more spiders surprise wo wo | 903.32 | 5.48 |
| wo wo wo is that a statue it is oh [ __ ] | 905.959 | 5.281 |
| oh no they're alive those are skeletons | 908.8 | 4.719 |
| skellies we can't do we fight skellies | 911.24 | 4.64 |
| oh God I don't know oh my God so many | 913.519 | 3.801 |
| skies not that many run out of the cave | 915.88 | 3.56 |
| so many SK run out of the cave and fight | 917.32 | 4.92 |
| them one-onone yeah oh wait I got | 919.44 | 5.0 |
| something for the skellies oh yeah like | 922.24 | 5.56 |
| what like a spider oh zap oh thank you | 924.44 | 6.12 |
| for your balls thank you for your balls | 927.8 | 4.88 |
| I respect your balls they're still | 930.56 | 3.92 |
| coming good and in a lot of them in the | 932.68 | 4.519 |
| line actually they're going for you so | 934.48 | 4.279 |
| they go ran right past me you going to | 937.199 | 5.401 |
| my horse oh my God uhoh where they going | 938.759 | 5.241 |
| some of them are going for the horse | 942.6 | 5.32 |
| wait are kind of oh the horse is there | 944.0 | 6.0 |
| oh sh I didn't abandon you I just don't | 947.92 | 3.76 |
| want to lose this horse if I do neebs | 950.0 | 4.319 |
| won't shut up about it you didn't shove | 951.68 | 4.0 |
| quite a lot really yeah but I don't need | 954.319 | 4.44 |
| to give him more oh ow that hurt oh | 955.68 | 4.88 |
| they're fighting a spider yeah oh you're | 958.759 | 4.721 |
| spider yes Z spider what a great God | 960.56 | 4.519 |
| like now you'll think about it huh I'll | 963.48 | 3.68 |
| consider it yeah although there's still | 965.079 | 3.481 |
| a lot of [ __ ] up things in the world | 967.16 | 3.479 |
| that I can't believe Z would allow like | 968.56 | 4.279 |
| oh | 970.639 | 2.2 |
| [ __ ] oh no no no no no no no leave him | 973.8 | 5.32 |
| alone yeah oh what did I hit what did I | 976.68 | 5.159 |
| hit skeletons I hope why was pitched oh | 979.12 | 4.279 |
| God freaked out you start hitting | 981.839 | 4.841 |
| buttons holy crap this is not fun this | 983.399 | 6.601 |
| is dangerous all right you all right no | 986.68 | 7.0 |
| okay yes wow there you are those are the | 990.0 | 5.12 |
| most frightening things I've seen in | 993.68 | 3.159 |
| this game yet and I have a parade of | 995.12 | 4.399 |
| them coming at | 996.839 | 2.68 |
| me oky dokie okay hopefully they don't | 1002.72 | 5.32 |
| remember you yeah I mean you know how | 1006.079 | 4.601 |
| many Asian gentlemen with this hair do | 1008.04 | 4.76 |
| come through right yeah yeah you don't | 1010.68 | 4.8 |
| pop out at all Temple quarter H is this | 1012.8 | 4.88 |
| a box oh there's stuff in the Box what | 1015.48 | 4.24 |
| is in here can we can we take this I of | 1017.68 | 3.88 |
| set I'm not a set guy oh there's a white | 1019.72 | 3.96 |
| rhino head trophy though I'm I'm nipping | 1021.56 | 5.519 |
| that okay uh what is the uh you said fur | 1023.68 | 5.44 |
| I'll take 18 fur sure yeah we can always | 1027.079 | 3.681 |
| use fur weird they just leave that out | 1029.12 | 3.319 |
| here hope someone oh it was probably | 1030.76 | 4.039 |
| these guys hey fellas I hope it's okay | 1032.439 | 4.561 |
| we took uh yeah we took some stuff yeah | 1034.799 | 3.801 |
| it seems like that's a community chest | 1037.0 | 3.36 |
| over there right so you guys are into | 1038.6 | 4.8 |
| snakes huh oh this is hosan the Fang | 1040.36 | 5.679 |
| cess call what's a Cess call Simon | 1043.4 | 4.76 |
| what's cess call uh it is a uh it's | 1046.039 | 4.601 |
| another name for pharmacist oh okay well | 1048.16 | 4.639 |
| then I guess he's a snake pharmacist yep | 1050.64 | 4.8 |
| all right let's see is there a bar or | 1052.799 | 4.321 |
| anything around here I want to find a | 1055.44 | 3.119 |
| nice bar you know what I mean yeah I | 1057.12 | 3.32 |
| mean that would be nice have a have a | 1058.559 | 4.24 |
| sip of wine if you will that's you know | 1060.44 | 4.08 |
| I bought some wine in town I bought some | 1062.799 | 3.401 |
| uh some honey wine uhoh is there a | 1064.52 | 4.039 |
| sandstorm rolling in soon uh oh wow | 1066.2 | 5.2 |
| there is look oh okay oh oh God yeah we | 1068.559 | 4.36 |
| should uh we should take shelter yeah | 1071.4 | 2.76 |
| well what's nice is there's a lot of | 1072.919 | 3.481 |
| shelter there should be can we get into | 1074.16 | 4.399 |
| any of these shelters I I don't know I I | 1076.4 | 4.04 |
| mean you would think just leaning up | 1078.559 | 3.201 |
| dark we got to go back this is the end | 1080.44 | 3.599 |
| of the Town go this way down | 1081.76 | 5.48 |
| here is there a bar is there a bar hello | 1084.039 | 5.041 |
| hello any doors we can get into what are | 1087.24 | 3.799 |
| you guys doing okay hey we're in water | 1089.08 | 3.4 |
| side can we get in this door can we get | 1091.039 | 3.481 |
| in in door get in that door where do you | 1092.48 | 4.36 |
| guys go we the sandstorm hold on this | 1094.52 | 3.48 |
| this looks like a place that would be | 1096.84 | 3.52 |
| shelter hold on where oh God I lost you | 1098.0 | 4.76 |
| I I'm I it looks like uh oh wait I see | 1100.36 | 5.08 |
| you running here right here look right | 1102.76 | 4.399 |
| here you see me uh turn around turn | 1105.44 | 3.52 |
| around you see me Crouch | 1107.159 | 3.64 |
| I mean this right here in the corner you | 1108.96 | 3.079 |
| think oh get in the corner I was trying | 1110.799 | 3.201 |
| to find a house I know you were but we | 1112.039 | 3.681 |
| haven't found one place let's see is | 1114.0 | 3.64 |
| there shelter here there's so little | 1115.72 | 3.24 |
| shelter here there's a very little | 1117.64 | 3.399 |
| shelter you would think more shelter | 1118.96 | 3.64 |
| would be here I mean honestly we're in a | 1121.039 | 4.081 |
| town I know all right we're tail you | 1122.6 | 3.959 |
| have shelter you want to go somewhere | 1125.12 | 4.08 |
| else I mean this is going to work is it | 1126.559 | 4.201 |
| I'm now we're in shelter might have to | 1129.2 | 4.16 |
| drink a thing why am I bloody I keep cuz | 1130.76 | 5.76 |
| I'm hitting you I keep on | 1133.36 | 3.16 |
| hitting Crouch is C that's right it | 1137.32 | 5.839 |
| wasn't alt or | 1140.559 | 6.161 |
| control God drink | 1143.159 | 6.4 |
| this oh I could drink something too no I | 1146.72 | 4.56 |
| know but it do work we it stopped us | 1149.559 | 3.641 |
| healing Oh no just there you go all | 1151.28 | 3.24 |
| right now yeah it did it didn't work at | 1153.2 | 3.28 |
| all it did for me it brought my health | 1154.52 | 3.92 |
| up a little bit I mean a little bit yeah | 1156.48 | 4.52 |
| not even a smidge I can probably oh now | 1158.44 | 5.4 |
| I'm dizzy from thirst you'll be okay all | 1161.0 | 4.48 |
| right I think the sand Storm's calming | 1163.84 | 5.6 |
| down yeah God that was fun on oh look at | 1165.48 | 6.88 |
| her just dancing you're used to it | 1169.44 | 5.76 |
| huh yeah maybe you can let us in your | 1172.36 | 5.559 |
| little freaking Hut over | 1175.2 | 4.92 |
| here oh my | 1177.919 | 5.321 |
| God okay Dalias yeah you think have you | 1180.12 | 5.96 |
| seen one of these things yet uh oh God | 1183.24 | 5.4 |
| that oh Jesus balls me and Ne fought one | 1186.08 | 4.24 |
| it's not too bad if we if we team up | 1188.64 | 3.36 |
| together oh my God it's three skulls | 1190.32 | 4.4 |
| though that's | 1192.0 | 2.72 |
| different | 1197.24 | 3.0 |
| oh God he's of course he's on me D oh | 1202.159 | 4.601 |
| God I hit I got to repair my not too | 1205.039 | 3.88 |
| much okay yeah you know what I'm running | 1206.76 | 4.0 |
| I'm running I'm running oh my God he's | 1208.919 | 3.521 |
| already about to murder me I wish I had | 1210.76 | 3.64 |
| some uh spider balls yep that'd be cool | 1212.44 | 3.239 |
| let's come back with spider balls how | 1214.4 | 2.56 |
| about that let's run home grab some | 1215.679 | 3.48 |
| spider balls come back it's a long way | 1216.96 | 3.599 |
| home you're going to die I'm going to | 1219.159 | 5.561 |
| die okay reassess reassess | 1220.559 | 6.6 |
| regroup in into the cave out of the cave | 1224.72 | 4.64 |
| into the cave out of the cave no oh it's | 1227.159 | 3.64 |
| it's coming out of the cave maybe he | 1229.36 | 4.12 |
| burns up in the sun got to be great nope | 1230.799 | 5.841 |
| God oh God he's attacking bad dad no no | 1233.48 | 5.079 |
| good good boy bad dad good boy you run | 1236.64 | 4.2 |
| you're a good boy daddy taught you | 1238.559 | 5.12 |
| well okay where cream pie cream pie you | 1240.84 | 5.44 |
| okay buddy get cream pie yeah cream pie | 1243.679 | 5.0 |
| this thing is horrific I don't like it | 1246.28 | 4.08 |
| should we just run we should go back in | 1248.679 | 3.281 |
| the cave it's not in there anymore yeah | 1250.36 | 4.0 |
| but it's coming wherever we are you | 1251.96 | 5.16 |
| explore the cave I'll lead it away going | 1254.36 | 5.76 |
| in | 1257.12 | 3.0 |
| oh God what's up some guys get mad at me | 1261.6 | 3.64 |
| I think they were the same guys that | 1264.08 | 4.0 |
| were uh poed at you earlier oh what did | 1265.24 | 6.08 |
| you do to piss them off just walk by him | 1268.08 | 5.4 |
| yeah maybe I just walked by him in the | 1271.32 | 3.959 |
| horse and you were telling me that I was | 1273.48 | 5.36 |
| screwing up maybe it wasn't me maybe not | 1275.279 | 5.28 |
| I'm just getting away from him yeah well | 1278.84 | 3.76 |
| maybe you should be nicer to me next | 1280.559 | 4.041 |
| time cuz I'm dancing in the bar and I'm | 1282.6 | 3.959 |
| having a good time with my real friends | 1284.6 | 3.8 |
| your real friends who' you meet met a | 1286.559 | 3.641 |
| lot of guys and we're having there's a | 1288.4 | 3.399 |
| girl behind me and we're having a good | 1290.2 | 3.52 |
| time we're just freaking dancing and | 1291.799 | 3.961 |
| nobody's hating on anybody assuming that | 1293.72 | 3.959 |
| they've done the wrong | 1295.76 | 5.32 |
| thing I like this yeah yeah oh this is | 1297.679 | 5.88 |
| Conan I talked to him okay he has | 1301.08 | 4.16 |
| nothing to say of any importance no | 1303.559 | 4.561 |
| Conan is he's really whatever but anyway | 1305.24 | 4.559 |
| so but no I like this you're like part | 1308.12 | 4.88 |
| of a dancing troop now yes I am and and | 1309.799 | 4.961 |
| listen let's not glance over the fact | 1313.0 | 3.72 |
| that maybe I didn't do anything wrong | 1314.76 | 3.68 |
| when I was riding a horse through t now | 1316.72 | 4.0 |
| maybe you should apologize and start if | 1318.44 | 4.08 |
| you I'm sorry but I yeah I just assumed | 1320.72 | 4.0 |
| you did well stop assuming that's it | 1322.52 | 4.44 |
| sorry you just G me years and years of | 1324.72 | 4.559 |
| [ __ ] up can't you just say you're | 1326.96 | 4.16 |
| sorry instead of insulting me right | 1329.279 | 4.4 |
| after you made a mistake I'm not sure | 1331.12 | 4.96 |
| what happened okay well then maybe just | 1333.679 | 4.801 |
| say maybe that you're sorry and don't | 1336.08 | 4.8 |
| say that I [ __ ] up for so many years | 1338.48 | 3.72 |
| cuz that kind of just screws up you're | 1340.88 | 3.36 |
| sorry doesn't it I'm sorry thank you but | 1342.2 | 3.959 |
| you gave me many years of screwing up so | 1344.24 | 4.919 |
| now I just think think when crazy | 1346.159 | 4.88 |
| happens you did it I know of course you | 1349.159 | 4.0 |
| do and you know what and youve trained | 1351.039 | 3.961 |
| my brain think this is your fault really | 1353.159 | 4.64 |
| every of course it is I'm so sorry and | 1355.0 | 4.88 |
| then thank you thank you so much you're | 1357.799 | 5.24 |
| right okay God just freaking okay | 1359.88 | 5.88 |
| goodbye let's go are we are we leaving | 1363.039 | 4.441 |
| no I'm still going to mess around town I | 1365.76 | 3.039 |
| got a house here I might stay here for a | 1367.48 | 2.92 |
| day or two oh jeez you can leave if you | 1368.799 | 4.401 |
| want uh we'll see we'll see I like your | 1370.4 | 6.519 |
| dress don't like that face | 1373.2 | 3.719 |
| though sorry for my friend he's just an | 1376.96 | 5.719 |
| [ __ ] he can't help it he's been like | 1380.48 | 6.6 |
| this for years he was trained to be that | 1382.679 | 4.401 |
| way Anthony there's not anything in | 1388.24 | 4.679 |
| there there's something out here well | 1390.88 | 3.6 |
| that yeah I just keep leading him in | 1392.919 | 3.841 |
| circles okay he's very powerful but very | 1394.48 | 6.72 |
| dumb yeah yeah still fun yeah I was | 1396.76 | 6.799 |
| afraid right well yeah when in the tight | 1401.2 | 4.959 |
| quarters yeah I felt emotion so it was a | 1403.559 | 4.801 |
| worthwhile experience ah I've got like | 1406.159 | 4.441 |
| two hits left on this freaking sword and | 1408.36 | 4.08 |
| then I'm oh then let's just leave go get | 1410.6 | 4.4 |
| cream pie I'll get bad dad and we just | 1412.44 | 4.839 |
| leave we go away all right hopefully | 1415.0 | 3.919 |
| those things spawn back at the other | 1417.279 | 4.52 |
| place that'd be cool yeah let's go check | 1418.919 | 3.801 |
| all | 1421.799 | 2.161 |
| [Music] | 1422.72 | 4.319 |
| right oh my God Simon you just did you | 1423.96 | 4.76 |
| just I think I saw what you just did you | 1427.039 | 4.481 |
| just picked up a stray cat yes you did | 1428.72 | 4.92 |
| we have a freaking pet this is listen | 1431.52 | 4.2 |
| that's my pet too all right I love that | 1433.64 | 3.919 |
| thing already as much as you do okay | 1435.72 | 4.04 |
| I'll keep keep it on me I'm bringing it | 1437.559 | 3.761 |
| back home I'm putting it in my bedroom | 1439.76 | 3.2 |
| do that it looked it looked like one of | 1441.32 | 3.56 |
| the ugly ones the ones with no hair yeah | 1442.96 | 4.8 |
| like sese cat yeah yeah I wonder I'm | 1444.88 | 4.2 |
| going to put it on top of my sacrificial | 1447.76 | 3.039 |
| altar okay well I'm going to have to get | 1449.08 | 4.52 |
| visitation rights Anthony yes I'm | 1450.799 | 5.561 |
| thinking I'm going to jump right over | 1453.6 | 4.76 |
| like imagine worshiping something and | 1456.36 | 4.12 |
| then someone jumps right over the Shrine | 1458.36 | 5.28 |
| in your face and crunches your your lips | 1460.48 | 5.52 |
| yeah oh wait imagine it happens every | 1463.64 | 4.84 |
| Sunday it'd be crazy pictured something | 1466.0 | 5.72 |
| else okay so oh I'll go left you go | 1468.48 | 5.28 |
| right can I sneak up on him I'm I'm | 1471.72 | 3.92 |
| coming up over I just told you my plan | 1473.76 | 4.639 |
| yeah doing right I said over like you | 1475.64 | 4.399 |
| didn't listen to [ __ ] well well then you | 1478.399 | 3.16 |
| said oh that's not what I expected so I | 1480.039 | 3.561 |
| thought the plan changed maybe okay I | 1481.559 | 5.24 |
| see this a which one I'm going to need | 1483.6 | 5.319 |
| you oh yep you trigger them oh which one | 1486.799 | 4.0 |
| do you want I want the worshipper I'm | 1488.919 | 4.48 |
| truning the the blue okay blue got it | 1490.799 | 6.201 |
| kill every other color oh ow ow ow okay | 1493.399 | 6.361 |
| okay that hurts oh [ __ ] okay get up get | 1497.0 | 4.64 |
| up okay the blue one's on you this is | 1499.76 | 4.76 |
| perfect bleeding now he on me it's not | 1501.64 | 4.84 |
| perfect okay right now it's perfect my | 1504.52 | 4.36 |
| bad look he's alone I'm com I'm coming | 1506.48 | 5.84 |
| he slow pathetic he wears BL what kind | 1508.88 | 5.679 |
| of idiot wears blue all right come on | 1512.32 | 5.68 |
| come on it's a metra priest uh durus | 1514.559 | 6.12 |
| yeah he looks real dead unconscious oh | 1518.0 | 4.679 |
| God okay hey whatever maybe it'll go | 1520.679 | 3.48 |
| into my thing I don't even get he's real | 1522.679 | 2.88 |
| bloody did it work you got what you | 1524.159 | 4.281 |
| wanted I did | 1525.559 | 5.161 |
| hey Simon yeah you see the dude living | 1528.44 | 4.32 |
| on the island I do so he's got it | 1530.72 | 3.48 |
| figured out right I mean that's | 1532.76 | 4.0 |
| certainly nice you know simple life what | 1534.2 | 4.64 |
| are you wearing oh I changed my pants | 1536.76 | 3.919 |
| I'm I I kind of like the style of them | 1538.84 | 3.88 |
| I'm not I'm not a fan of the color I | 1540.679 | 4.161 |
| know they're not as strong but you think | 1542.72 | 3.76 |
| these might make a comeback at some | 1544.84 | 3.52 |
| point you know like I mean I'm talking | 1546.48 | 4.4 |
| real life man I mean I feel like I feel | 1548.36 | 3.64 |
| like it's one of those things like too | 1550.88 | 2.32 |
| many people are wearing them it's | 1552.0 | 2.48 |
| already out of style like look behind | 1553.2 | 2.44 |
| you there's two dudes walking around | 1554.48 | 2.64 |
| right there with the same damn pants on | 1555.64 | 2.72 |
| I like their shoes though they got that | 1557.12 | 3.919 |
| little pointy end yeah see I can go for | 1558.36 | 4.52 |
| some shoes man if I kill these guys you | 1561.039 | 4.081 |
| think I can take their shoes I mean it | 1562.88 | 4.36 |
| can't hurt to try well I mean these | 1565.12 | 3.919 |
| idiots lead to other idiots you know how | 1567.24 | 3.2 |
| this works right oh yeah but there's | 1569.039 | 2.921 |
| only a couple of them all right you want | 1570.44 | 2.8 |
| to try to do this real Qui look and that | 1571.96 | 2.719 |
| guy looks like you he's got the same | 1573.24 | 3.24 |
| haircut same you know what there only | 1574.679 | 4.201 |
| needs to be one Simon in this world I | 1576.48 | 4.36 |
| tell you by George all right so if I | 1578.88 | 3.76 |
| kill this guy you're going to take care | 1580.84 | 3.52 |
| of all the rest of them I got your back | 1582.64 | 4.759 |
| baby all right hello sir how are you I'm | 1584.36 | 5.16 |
| just stab you in the face yeah that's | 1587.399 | 4.16 |
| right yeah wow that woke everybody up | 1589.52 | 5.08 |
| didn't it it sure did oh God and you | 1591.559 | 4.72 |
| know what you're not doing anything are | 1594.6 | 3.52 |
| you I knew you weren't I had nothing to | 1596.279 | 3.441 |
| do with it I knew you weren't going to | 1598.12 | 6.36 |
| do anything I should have known punk ass | 1599.72 | 7.12 |
| [ __ ] all right yeah you got everybody | 1604.48 | 5.079 |
| mad in town I'm sure I did all right I'm | 1606.84 | 4.64 |
| you created a a tussle I'm going to go | 1609.559 | 3.24 |
| talk to that guy on the island tell him | 1611.48 | 3.36 |
| I don't know you you go do that and I'll | 1612.799 | 5.321 |
| go this way yep hey pal you're had a hot | 1614.84 | 5.04 |
| sexy lady come crawling out of the water | 1618.12 | 4.12 |
| like I just did ready to bang bet you | 1619.88 | 3.96 |
| haven't don't you turn your back to me | 1622.24 | 3.36 |
| yeah that's right look over here baby | 1623.84 | 3.48 |
| you got anything good on you lone | 1625.6 | 4.48 |
| fisherman oh you're a cook you're a | 1627.32 | 5.56 |
| really good cook too I got a bar that I | 1630.08 | 4.0 |
| think would be perfect for you to work | 1632.88 | 2.799 |
| at boom | 1634.08 | 4.8 |
| bam oh wow you are uh you are strong | 1635.679 | 5.48 |
| lone fisherman but that's that's the | 1638.88 | 5.56 |
| thing I'm stronger Boom come on oh | 1641.159 | 4.841 |
| you're not a fighter are you you don't | 1644.44 | 2.44 |
| even want you don't even want to mess | 1646.0 | 2.48 |
| with me you even want to mess with me | 1646.88 | 3.88 |
| Sab it yeah I'm on the island fight the | 1648.48 | 3.919 |
| fisherman oh yeah okay what are you | 1650.76 | 3.0 |
| doing to this guy you're trying to beat | 1652.399 | 3.441 |
| him he's a good cook we're taking him | 1653.76 | 5.68 |
| home okay all right so uh if I have what | 1655.84 | 5.199 |
| do I got to do I can't hit him with a | 1659.44 | 3.76 |
| hammer can I uh not a hammer you need to | 1661.039 | 3.921 |
| hit him with a trench yeah I don't have | 1663.2 | 3.76 |
| one of those you should always be | 1664.96 | 3.839 |
| carrying a trench I don't even think | 1666.96 | 4.48 |
| I've ever even made one so I can watch | 1668.799 | 4.521 |
| doesn't surprise me yeah well I mean I | 1671.44 | 4.56 |
| don't knock people out W he's not he's | 1673.32 | 3.839 |
| not really fighting back though this | 1676.0 | 3.32 |
| doesn't feel feels fair or right no it's | 1677.159 | 4.441 |
| okay I know it's it's strange but | 1679.32 | 3.56 |
| hopefully they're not going to mind me | 1681.6 | 3.679 |
| uh going out of town you know carrying a | 1682.88 | 4.36 |
| body that's okay they they probably | 1685.279 | 3.88 |
| won't | 1687.24 | 4.799 |
| care boom all right we got us a nice | 1689.159 | 5.88 |
| cook nice follow me we out of here good | 1692.039 | 5.801 |
| it's about time welcome to the clan yep | 1695.039 | 4.841 |
| got me a new pee on that's right you're | 1697.84 | 4.12 |
| going to pee all over this guy tonight | 1699.88 | 4.36 |
| you go to bed you are nasty well that to | 1701.96 | 4.48 |
| you to you it's nasty to other people | 1704.24 | 4.76 |
| it's a it's a Wednesday night hey guys | 1706.44 | 3.959 |
| he lived on an island he wasn't really | 1709.0 | 3.039 |
| contributing to your you know tax base | 1710.399 | 4.321 |
| anyway so I'm taking him hope it's cool | 1712.039 | 3.931 |
| yeah it's | 1714.72 | 5.73 |
| [Music] | 1715.97 | 4.48 |
| cool so Anthony I I don't know if this | 1724.44 | 5.64 |
| I'm going to try to force it on my thing | 1728.2 | 4.12 |
| but it's a met I think abstra is Metra | 1730.08 | 4.28 |
| yeah which is wrong because it should be | 1732.32 | 4.199 |
| zap but whatever Oh I thought I heard my | 1734.36 | 3.6 |
| name you did | 1736.519 | 3.601 |
| hey what's up where is he where is he | 1737.96 | 4.319 |
| where is he look where is he what a I'm | 1740.12 | 3.64 |
| actually I'm over by your place head on | 1742.279 | 5.041 |
| a swivel oh then hello very far away hey | 1743.76 | 5.639 |
| I'm coming in don't worry come closer | 1747.32 | 3.52 |
| doing it I'm going to have a priest for | 1749.399 | 3.361 |
| you AB sure we'll see oh well I got a | 1750.84 | 4.52 |
| place for a priest yeah he wears blue so | 1752.76 | 4.48 |
| that's good I hope he's not expecting a | 1755.36 | 5.72 |
| tithe from me a what a tithe a what 10% | 1757.24 | 6.919 |
| a tithe what's that tithe is 10% of your | 1761.08 | 5.64 |
| income yeah 10% of your income goes to | 1764.159 | 4.76 |
| the church why don't I know that because | 1766.72 | 4.199 |
| you're not you you guys aren't churchy I | 1768.919 | 3.521 |
| don't Church it I mean I put money in | 1770.919 | 3.401 |
| the Hat a few times yeah that's yeah | 1772.44 | 5.64 |
| that's 's or the basket not a | 1774.32 | 5.839 |
| hat all | 1778.08 | 4.56 |
| right how' you guys do today how was | 1780.159 | 5.321 |
| your day uh yeah we went into town it's | 1782.64 | 5.44 |
| it's very unimpressive and boring yeah | 1785.48 | 5.039 |
| okay but we got a good cook I got new F | 1788.08 | 4.479 |
| this guy all right I'm going to go okay | 1790.519 | 3.52 |
| I'll be back I'm going to check this and | 1792.559 | 3.081 |
| if not I'll give it to you abster okay | 1794.039 | 3.801 |
| okay I want to show you guys what come | 1795.64 | 3.68 |
| back I'm sorry I wanted to follow door | 1797.84 | 3.199 |
| because if he's got a priest for me yeah | 1799.32 | 3.199 |
| but it might be mine we'll see you got | 1801.039 | 3.24 |
| to place your horse I think your horse | 1802.519 | 4.04 |
| has followed you and now we're following | 1804.279 | 3.721 |
| you because we're interested in where | 1806.559 | 3.641 |
| you're going uh-huh well Simon I can | 1808.0 | 6.44 |
| show you please do zy things no I was | 1810.2 | 6.16 |
| about to say a metra | 1814.44 | 5.0 |
| priest but we can all change here you go | 1816.36 | 7.0 |
| well Simon I got a stuffed kimono dragon | 1819.44 | 8.479 |
| uh-huh stuffed tiger ooh whole bunch of | 1823.36 | 7.28 |
| skulls on sticks cuz why not well the | 1827.919 | 5.88 |
| skulls on sticks are no that's not it a | 1830.64 | 6.039 |
| bunch of drums o drums bunch of drums | 1833.799 | 5.801 |
| and to top it all off uh-huh a cup what | 1836.679 | 4.801 |
| is this a yard sale well this is my junk | 1839.6 | 3.6 |
| collection for the day well these are | 1841.48 | 3.72 |
| going on the stage I'm going to create | 1843.2 | 3.24 |
| okay I could put it on the stage or I | 1845.2 | 2.479 |
| was going to make a junkyard and just | 1846.44 | 3.04 |
| pile up all the crap we collect no these | 1847.679 | 4.561 |
| go to the stage really excuse me the | 1849.48 | 4.64 |
| Tiger's going to be on the stage or in | 1852.24 | 4.08 |
| the audience that's fine I like the | 1854.12 | 4.0 |
| Tiger on my house yeah I would have | 1856.32 | 3.239 |
| liked to put it you know where I want to | 1858.12 | 4.439 |
| put it cuz it's mine uh dalas uh | 1859.559 | 6.801 |
| huh he just he just stole your crap I'm | 1862.559 | 5.641 |
| going to go steal a wall from his house | 1866.36 | 4.439 |
| priest is fat DN this priest is fat that | 1868.2 | 4.64 |
| priest is is it a priest I thought you | 1870.799 | 4.24 |
| had a cook no it's a well I had to cook | 1872.84 | 4.36 |
| Cook's on the wheel of pain You' think | 1875.039 | 3.681 |
| the cook would be fat cuz he likes to | 1877.2 | 4.16 |
| eat yep no his priest is heavy she eats | 1878.72 | 5.0 |
| McDonald's a lot of those cooks are sped | 1881.36 | 4.48 |
| up you know with the meth G Alias you | 1883.72 | 3.839 |
| have a lot of drums over here they're | 1885.84 | 6.64 |
| now okay and this wall uh no hey my | 1887.559 | 8.561 |
| priest Works hey yeah get to worshiping | 1892.48 | 7.0 |
| dummy no tithe for you [ __ ] no no tithe | 1896.12 | 5.039 |
| did you guys know you can play the drums | 1899.48 | 3.48 |
| yep don't tell Dora that come over here | 1901.159 | 3.12 |
| don't tell D that I've already playing | 1902.96 | 3.12 |
| them they suck come on after join me in | 1904.279 | 5.161 |
| the song no they do suck they do suck | 1906.08 | 6.559 |
| wish I could put Anthony on this | 1909.44 | 3.199 |
| thing | 1916.159 | 7.801 |
| [Music] | 1918.19 | 9.89 |
| oh sun is | 1923.96 | 4.12 |
| shine | 1930.84 | 3.0 |
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